Thread 150852575

>You're a girl, you can get laid anytime. You have nothing to complain about.
Was Shaggy right, /co/?
https://youtu.be/6KpktElcRA8?t=9738

>Ugh I hate it when guys say that. Sure if I wasn't choosy and went after a complete stranger
>All the guys I ever want are never available
Did Velma just prove him right without even realizing it?


>inb4 that 1 episode where Shaggy goes with that other guy to get chicks and they end up with the most trailer of trailer trash where even having a wagecuck job is considered standardful

>Shaggy and Velma
KEK

>>150852700
not that funny

>>150853819
Yeah it's HILARIOUS.

>>150852575 (OP)
>Did Velma just prove him right without even realizing it?
Yes. That's the joke.

also
> never a season 2 when it should've been made
fucking dipshit executives

There's no such thing as being involuntary celibate. Rape, grooming and paying are all options that you can easily get away with. It's not sex that men want, it's love and connection, a concept women don't understand.

>>150854245
>Rape, grooming and paying are all options
like 2 of these 3 options are crimes anon. you're always going to pay regardless unless you're chad on campus

>>150854245
>It's not sex that men want, it's love and connection, a concept women don't understand.
Bitch please, it's men who don't understand that concept ... well that and whores.

No please go ahead your "Be yourself Anon" , go date someone below your level , go ahead. I dare you. C'mon your majesty won't you date the poor peasant girl? Oh go ahead, give her a kiss smooch smooch.
>>inb4 that 1 episode where Shaggy goes with that other guy to get chicks and they end up with the most trailer of trailer trash where even having a wagecuck job is considered standardful
You'd do the same thing Alex did dump the goth chick the moment she loses the goth stuff and you'd dump the trailer trash femanon in an instant. Go ahead post your fingernails, I dare you.

>>150852575 (OP)
Jen would be a fucking phenomenon if Downtown were being released today. I'm surprised she hasn't been fully rediscovered by the internet.

>>150854204
>Yes. That's the joke.
LoL inbred NEETs

>>150855072
Zoomers tend to be pretty fascinated by short-lived cartoons--especially those of the early aughts--so I could see Jen or any other Downtown girl becoming FotM at random someday.

>>150852575 (OP)
They're both right. No woman who wants to get laid will ever have actual trouble doing so, but men fail to grasp that that just isn't how women are wired and they don't just want to bang every passable guy the way we want to bang every passable woman.

>>150855621
>that just isn't how women are wired and they don't just want to bang every passable guy the way we want to bang every passable woman.
Truth

>>150855056
>Won't you date the poor peasant girl?

What do you think banging Filipino chicks counts as? Or really any woman from a poorer, less developed country? Why do you think sex tourism even exists?

>>150855621
>the way we want to bang every passable woman.

They don't even have to be passable anon. Nowadays just having long hair is good enough.

https://youtu.be/pqUafiAvJ2U?list=RDpqUafiAvJ2U&t=36