Thread 150853289

Surely, the Space Marines could make an exception for one little girl...

>>150853289 (OP)
They're not Space Marines.

An EXCEPTIONALLY painfull death it is

>>150853289 (OP)
>the Psycho Warriors and picrel croos their paths
How bad does it go?

>>150853289 (OP)
is it me or is hatemonger's legion's armor a bit outdated compared to the rest?
>the speaker or maybe the vent is clear and visible on his chest
>armor mouth doesn't open
>visible bolts instead of laser wielding or precise fusing of the helmet and the torso or whatever you wanna call it

>>150853289 (OP)
It's incredible how this parody has now supplanted Warhammer as the industry standard. All they have to do is make a miniature game and they probably will be the next games workshop . For all those idiots you said Theorr was so deep and unique all it took was a space king and a mythical quest and now your whole concept is gone death to Warhammer

>>150854129
is it really that big?

>>150853954
The fan content pipeline has started, so we can expect more great shit.
https://youtu.be/_OUCWKHGUOM?si=G8Mz8eGGcag1tNwE

Just go play fantasy or trench crusade

i want them to use their boosters

>>150854129
Yes a bunch of recycled Angry Marines memes from 15 years ago will be the death of Games Workshop.
The only thing that will destroy GW is their own incompetence.

>>150854185
honestly the only one who acts like an angry marine is hatemonger and even he has other shticks

>>150854157
>trench crusade
I find it a bit disappointing, doesn't scratch the alternate history history itch like I thought it would.
Clearly they had the general aesthetic before they had the premise.

>>150854142
Games workshop has killed any way to actually enjoy the game. First they killed fantasy, then they literally went after every single fan animation out there even just basic ones, they raised the prices on all their models while the quality dropped and then had the nerve to go after anyone who 3D printed anything. They went after people who just made terrain not even for Warhammer just terrain for any kind of miniature game. It doesn't take much to knock them down at this point

>>150854266
how would a space king game be like anyway?

>>150854157
The miniatures are cool the setting is cool everything about is cool except the actual game. It's pretty bad

>>150853592
Ben is made into a psycho warrior

>>150854213
It started off as an art project from 1 guy. He allowed fans to become a third party and make a game out of the setting. I haven't followed it's progress so I don't know what's changed after the "art-only" period, outside of the retarded drama.

>>150853289 (OP)
nah

>>150854266
They are really tied to the minis as their "Main Product" probably because they upcharge so much for them compared to the cost to manufacture.
That's going to slowly go away as resin 3d printing continues to get better, cheaper, and more accessible.
They honestly might survive if they reduce prices, but that is never going to happen.
I can compare their mindset to if Marvel stopped making movies because they weren't diving comic book sales.

>>150854322
The drama you referring to is created by one little British nerd who spends all day complaining about Warhammer and then proceeds to throw thousands of dollars at it he's the definition of the hate watcher. The guy is just unhinged trying to ape the right left drama in America but doesn't really even understand what he's complaining about. He literally went insane because trench crusade allowed you to make your own campaigns with very basic premises and he was mad because that would not have worked in real life or some nonsense the guy is three eggs short of a dozen. He just finds reasons to complain while throwing money in games workshop

>>150854282
Everything is OP
A lot of random shit (the army class that comes up with tools, I think you'd have a box of X items and you'd roll to get one)

We need to "properly" expand the Universe first. We have yet to see their rendition of Chaos. So far the only real threat has been the Not-Necrons.

I will give them a little credit from moving away from aping on the Randy Marsh and Cop who says 'Nice' voices from South Park in episodes 2/3 but they've got to drop it at some point because it just is the same shit them and meatcanyon have been doing for years, beating the Randy Marsh voice into the ground till it's beyond unfunny and derivative

>>150854129
Cmon now, 90% of the people who watch Space King only interact with warhammer through tik toks and youtube shorts. They are not buying miniatures.

>>150854389
i feel like the psycho warrior codices would be written and graphically designed as if a bunch of kids wrote them, with a bunch of shit like "this cannon is called the super duper LAZER 10000, it's pretty sweet" with tons of spelling mistakes and crude doodles like dicks and stink lines on dead aliens and shit

>>150853303
Go look up angry Marines. No I am not joking angry Marines.

>>150854471
And you think this would make a good tabletop miniature wargame?

>>150854473
Well whaddaya know?

>>150854129
I do not think the core base of 40k is being shifted by a cartoon made for the people whose only interaction with the franchise is watching a streamer play Space Marine II or a youtuber drumming up rage reacts.

I doubt that you actually have even read a 40k book or touched a miniature, which is fine, but I doubt you are someone with the perspective to just feel this shit out.

>>150854517
i don't know but it would make for a fun extra bit

>>150854520
There's some really nice art out for these guys since I last checked.

>>150854520
Okay when I said go look up angry Marines I had no idea people made that fan art I just saw YouTube video where someone was jokingly insulting the angry Marines and said they got nothing left and near the end they so the audience and image of the space king series.

I feel like it would make a fun video game

>>150854545
Maybe, but that would make it kinda unmarketable. The kids who would like the meta aesthetic dont have money for minis and the adults who have money for minis would get tired really fast of the kiddie look of the codex and all the vague stuff about rules. Part of why AoS kinda sucked at first is because they tried having a bunch of meta rules where key aspects of battle were decided by players doing retarded things irl like touch their miniatures before being able to do certain things.

>>150854549
>forgot pic
Sign, anybody else remember the old 1d4chan days?
It's how I first came to this godforsaken site.

>>150854594
that's true, i can see that
honestly though the armor is perfect for an action figure, it's on purpose because of the whole little kid turned to war machine aspect but you know

>>150854305
What about the aliens?

>>150854363
I think it's going to be GW pivoting to licensed media being their primary revenue stream with wargaming being a vestigial product line aimed entirely at whales.

>>150854266
Don't forget the primaris disaster. Same stats, bunch of new weapons, but new models so you gotta rebuy your entire marine army.

>>150854639
They absolutely should.
But they will do it retardedly, the same way they do anything.

>>150854305
i know that the watch will just stretch but the idea that him turning to one makes the omnitrix fuse with him permanently sounds cooler
like he dies and the watch turns off and revives in another body with it coming back with him

>>150854363
>That's going to slowly go away as resin 3d printing continues to get better, cheaper, and more accessible.
I heard this argument 15 years ago. Still hasn't happened.

i wonder how powerful space king is

>>150854389
They were the men of iron, not the necrons. Different lore copy.

>>150854471
Idk about the spelling mistakes, maybe for some certain chapters. They're not full blown retarded like that. Dicks also seem somewhat out of character. I'd use skulls and missiles instead (just like in my middle school notebook :))

>>150854699
i guess it depends on how mature the psycho is
ones like Terry would obviously be more into the cool stuff and maybe even be normal while the others like some of the main 4 would be into both the cool stuff and immature sometimes gross type of humor

What's to stop players from just putting down a pebble and agreeing that it's whatever unit they want?

>>150854748
Autism.

>>150854780
That's it? Not really a tttepg player, so they only use what they have? So the richer players have an advantage, or is there at least ratios/limits on what you can field?

>>150854793
There is a points system, yes.
But it's not just about playing the game, there is a significant part of the fan base that just collects in order to assemble and paint the minis.
They have run a contest for the minis since forever called the Golden Daemon.

>>150854650
Except aliens are prohibited

>>150853289 (OP)
The thread I made a few days ago didn't take off but I'm just repeating that Tom and Don are complete idiots for not cashing in on the merch side of things.

It's been more than a year since Space King 1 was released and on their store are two shirts and an overpriced collector's box containing some novelty stuff that's honestly way too expensive. Do they seriously think guys don't but plushies, coffee mugs, baseball caps and Key chains? GW doesn't, so they made picrel.
They could have cashed in on the table too audience with official dice trays, towers, fucking Dice, official stls of the cast and monsters, transfer sheets and heads of the cast that have equal proportions to space marines. I recently just finished building 30 Berzerkers, there's only so much heads available before I start repeating and I would have given some Bryce or Chestnut heads.

For guys who made multiple video poking fun of weebs spending a lot on merch it seems like they don't have as much of a grasp on audience interest as I expected.

>>150854942
maybe it's coming soon?

>>150854009
>>150853954
Is this a tiny sheep?

>>150854155
>High quality autismo of 40k animators have finally taken notice of Space King
Oh boy.

>>150854157
>trench crusade
Are you one of their shills lol?

>>150855101
Its the race of an artist who frequently does Warhammer art called Toras
They are sentient and intelligent. Like Bees and some species of insects at least one of them grows into a big busty lady to take care and manage the other smaller versions who stay in their form indefinitely. Also they dont sexually reproduce, more and more of them just appear near the herd and join

>>150855229
not him but yeah this artist just makes that kind of bullshit because it's his only shtick, seriously fuck does any of this has to do with warhammer?

>>150854663
Fifteen years ago 3d printers existed as either DIY kits coming out of engineering nerd circles, limited capacity, high cost machines for hobbyists, or commercial/industrial printers costing as much as a decent car. Now the hobbyist shit will run you $500 off Walmart.com and lower end commercial grade stuff will cost around $2000.

>>150853289 (OP)
Parody space marines: kill her because she's a yucky little girl.
>canon space marines: kill her because she witnessed the daemons raping her family to death and she is irrevocable tainted for viewing both chaos and the secret order dedicated to erradicating it.

>>150855300
that's a grey knight right?

>>150855246
Because it turns out there actually is a good amount of interest for Warhammer coom art

>>150854793
You're talking about two different things. One is balance, this is typically done through a points system where each unit is assigned a specific value and the match has an agreed point value per side. The other is called "proxying" and is when you use a substitute for an actual model. Proxying is typically only allowed with player agreement in casual games and proxies can cause some issues depending on the particular game's ruleset if they're not a similar size to the model they're replacing.

>>150855316
yes

>>150855358
do they even count as marines?

>>150854748
Its no fun

>>150855332
making it your whole thing is just lame

>>150855421
Yes(secretly)

I asked the biggest Warhammer 40k fan I know what his thoughts were on Space King
He didn't know what that was

>>150855596
Is he really that big? If you're a terminally online Warhammer fan its hard to escape

>>150854520
>tfw Angry Marines would call you a faggot for having pink lasers

what kind of pyschos do you expect or want?

>>150855706
Huge tabletop nerd in general

>>150855756
>Huge tabletop nerd in general
Thats probably it, there is a decent amount of tabletop guys that dont really associate or engage much with the rest of the 40k fandom

>>150855744
Psycher Psycho Warriors. Psycho Psychos if you will

>>150855824
a legion of turbo psycho failed experiments locked in their own suits acting like their prison, then they started moving them despite the systems being locked by sheer fucking force and will

I hope we see more female aliens

>>150854085
SOVL

>>150853289 (OP)
>"Oh my Space King, they killed Hatemonger!" >"You bastards!"

>>150854104

Obviously never upgraded because it’s against space kings will

If spaceking wanted us to have non visible speakers openable armor mouths and laser wielding he would’ve given them to us to begin with

>>150855229
love the OC coom but nah doesn't fit it

>>150854157
Trench Crusade is fake and gay.

>>150854748
For 40k? GW shops that most play in won't allow it and youtubers have no reason to. Between friends? Its a little difficult to keep track of stuff.

>>150854748
>>150854780
>>150854793
>>150855337
>>150857880
I'm from Battletech and I say proxy em all!

>>150857880
>>150854748
forgot to add that for any tournament shit a tryhard will 100% try to take advantage of it and cheat using it
Not even
>nuh-uh its not a ripper swarm its a carnifex
but small shit like
>no, those are the immortals with shields instead of dual axes
because they're faggots who have never been punched before so its easier to disallow it entirely. As for painting that's just GW wanting to sell their overpriced paints

bros

ALL
GLORY
TO
SPACE
KING!

>>150853592
>Hatemonger being the most progressive Hatemonger does not kill Ben outright but gives him a 2 hours presentation on why aliend are bad WITH STATISTICS

>>150856914
you this makes too much sense

>>150857880
>tankers
>Autistic hobby

Figures

>>150858013
Number each rock in your army with a sharpie
Write what each number is on a sheet of paper, or potentially combine it with your army list
Players can refer to these lists at any time

>>150854266
Their entire 3d catalog was "leaked" so they could keep their dying brand afloat and slave the ability to sue anyone with impunity.
Now that AI has supplanted actual community by suing them and pushing ai their game that depends on player engagement is done for.

>>150854748
Proxys are gay and needlessly complicate the game, that's like saying why can't I play poker and sub a 4 of clubs for an ace

>>150854157
>Trench Crusade
Nah.

What other kind of shit would require a Star Defender to press the snitch button?
Calling Space King gay?
Finding a legion that works with aliens?
Todd drank all the Mountain Dew Code Red?

>>150854942
I imagine stuff like that is coming down the pipeline. Keep in mind, they are winging this shit, and everything you just said is expensive as hell to produce. They gotta play it safe and slowly build there audience, and right now they're audience is primarily highschool and college aged autists who probably never touched a miniature or board and only know Warhammer through the memes. Every dime is going to the episodes so they're basically waiting until they have audience pull for someone to offer them a deal that doesn't fuck them over.

>>150861280
He is unironically very accepting in his own way.
>In episode 2 he is willing to compromise on his beliefs and his religion to incorporate another's "I guess you CAN make a blood trail on a hatemarch."
>In episode 3 despite being presented with something he is ideologically opposing of (green lasers) he doesn't stop others from indulging in them, he just stays away from them himself.

>>150861499
They're children, so they probably use it constantly for the pettiest shit.

>>150854387
What the fuck are you talking about.
The real reason for the drama is cause the game creators keep flip flopping on the lore. They claim that there are no good guys but the pope can literally talk with God, demons want to tear into reality to rape-murder humanity and the only people who can join Hell's army are people who would eat babies alive but no guy, there are no good and evil here.

>>150861561
Yeah, I'm totally calling it now, one of the future gags is going to be chestnut running into another warrior from the Hate tribe and find out that everyone from Hatemongers home considers him a libtard kek

>>150854213
I think that was everyone's problem.
A lot of hype at first because of the awesome art and a lot of mystery. Then they dropped the ball hard and tired to guilt trip the fans into continuing to support their trainwreck of a game and setting

>>150861415
Still wouldn't stop WAAC faggots from being that guy
They'd write the numbers as illegibly as possible or have half a dozen lists in their back pocket to sleight of hand out before the judge reaches the table and just awful shit. If you're two gentlemen having a fun game between m8s then yeah, you can do it but even in pick up games at the store there will still be fags who treat it like there's a million dollar grand prize.

>>150857985
A-fuckin-men brother!

>>150861561
>we should be tolerant and accepting of other cultures, after all i am sure they hate aliens as much as any one of us

>>150861499
Yes.

>>150861599
>hatemonger is the equivalent of one of those progressive priests on tiktok

I want to see a psycho warrior legion with tons MEGASXLR type suits with tons of overly large built in guns and weapons instead of handhelds, though I feel like that would be too overpowered so maybe have some kind of gag where they rarely pull the correct thing they want

>>150861692
Unironically that makes sense, even the hatemace likes to call him out for not being as hateful as he wants to be. Could totally see him asking a very simple naive question and his fellow Hatemongers told him to GTFO and that's why with a random gang of losers instead of on a hate march

>>150861725
>So why should we hate aliens: because they're disproportionately violent?
>Nah, jus don't like em, get the fuck out for being different

I like Space King, but I know jack about 40K outside of some very surface level stuff. How do the fans of 40K feel about Space King overall? And for those who have watched FlashGitz's past stuff, do you think this feels very different from their usually parodies and joke videos? Or is it much the same except longer?

>>150861815
I like and its funny. Works on every level they need it to

>>150861815
characters are surprisingly likable

>>150861823
Kinda weird considering that this are the same guys who did this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Wn48geCJ8

>>150861845
To be fair one is a parody made ages ago and the other is a series and a series needs charming characters to float

>>150861815
>How do the fans of 40K feel about Space King overall?
I like it, though the big tittied alien and any sexual stuff feels really out of place for a 40k parody, given how sexless (except in the most horrifying contexts) 40k is as a whole. The second episode is easily the best parody of the source material.

>>150862003
>The second episode is easily the best parody of the source material.
Context? What story or aspect of 40K is it parodying?

Also, would it be valid to call Space King the "Space Balls of 40K"?

>>150854157
Better play turnip28

>>150853289 (OP)
Only if shes from kazakhstan and hates women so much its unreal
Captcha 2PNER

>>150861845
how have we not canceled this guy?

>>150862212
That's not even their most offensive vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DilfTSy7Fo

>>150862267
this is funny, why does /co/ hate fun again?

>>150862272
The tumblr exodus of 2018.

>>150853592
>a device that turns a little boy into aliens instead of a psycho warrior
they would NOT let that fly.

>>150862272
>>150862282
Oh don't get me wrong, I think it's hilarious too. It's just how long will it be until people find out about some of their older stuff?

>>150861561
>He is unironically very accepting in his own way.
well yeah, isn't he gay?

>>150862297
It's not 100% confirmed, but theres a chance he is

>>150854642
Primaris was a success beyond belief.
Even the primaris refugees bought Horus heresy or chaos, normal people love primaris and have not care for the first born.

>>150854520
Psychotic Ragemongers vs Psychotic Ragemongers.
Love it when that happens either in headcanon or canon.

>>150861599
I still expect FlashGitz to make a origin episode on the Psycho Warriors.

>>150862292
Maybe around the same time they find out Joji was Filthy Frank. Get real, times have changed you old crone. Maybe Resetera might care?

>>150861815
Not a 40kfag, but as someone who's been watching them for a literal decade, it's pretty on brand with their past stuff, but it's also definitely an evolution. Personally I'm not a fan of how space king looks, but that mostly because I'm a coomer who likes having TnA to ogle, but even I can acknowledge the level detail put into this show and can appreciate that this show has gone out of its way to look different and unique compared to the dozen of calarts and psuedoanime slop that's spat out on the platform every month. Even compared to the 40k animations they were putting out 3 years ago, space king is on a whole new technical level, and you can tell that the people working under them love what they are doing even if they're getting paid like shit because it's an indie project.

>>150862014
>Context? What story or aspect of 40K is it parodying?
Blood Angels, i guess.
But they're vampires, and coagulators are more mosquitoes.

>>150853592
They will get raped by female tetramands

>>150862292
No one cares, because the kinda people who would give a shit about racist Mario or the Aladdin parody aren't watching space king....also everyone fucking knows because all of Flash Gitz notorious animations went super viral went they came out and still regularly get pushed by the algorithm every few years, so it's not really a secret.

>>150862558
They've said in a few QnAs they're a few ideas there keeping on the back burner until they get better resources (aka someone cuts them a fat check with minimal strings attached) and that's one of them. For reference, that one little ten second shot of the AI soldier getting melted by Lava took 3 weeks to animate. Just goes to show how labor intensive trying to a do a decent action cartoon is.

>>150862814
Darn. Then they will need every penny people can scrounge.

>>150861407
look, after a long day of being the mini on some fuckhead Col.'s board they want to be the one commanding the minis instead
The footsloggers can have their hustlers but the man hiding behind his cage of steel and wrath wants to read his goddamned white dwarf

>>150854473
Angry marines would absolutly fuck up the little boys armed with gay lazers.

>>150863165
Just because they're pink doesn't mean they're gay...

>>150862292
>old
Its two years old lmao

>>150855300
Grey knights are faggots

Thgey were better when they were just single squads of terminators you could order through the catalogue as allies.

I just realized recently why this dude's name is Chestnut, it's because he carries his patient's nuts around in his chest

>>150854580
Maybe I'm just biased and have an extremely high opinion of Space King but I honestly believe it could be as big a multimedia franchise as 40K. We're observing the birth of 40K's equivalent to Palworld. If they play their cards right Tom and Don could be the Eastman and Laird of the 21st century.

>>150854676
I'm pegging him at worldbreaker hulk atleast.

Space King is going to be a busty MILF

>>150861815
>And for those who have watched FlashGitz's past stuff, do you think this feels very different from their usually parodies and joke videos

I've been watching them for near a decade now. I'd say Space King represents a major transition for them. Alot of the hallmarks of their earlier works are still present mind you, but they're very obviously trying to steer the series towards a more substantial end. You can tell they have alot to say and they're chomping at the bit to explore so much more. At the same time they have to restrain themselves a little for the sake of the series' own good. They dont want to burn out fans or waste their opportunity.

>>150863165
the psychos are 9 feet tall without armor on average

>>150863282
he's at least emperor level, how strong is he?

>>150863356
WB Hulk is effectively a cosmic tier powerhouse on the level of the celestials or galactus. I think 40K's Emperor is less powerful than that. Considering the sheer reverence the Psycho Warriors have for Space King (and the general tone of the series) however I'd expect the King himself to be considerably more OP by comparison. A recurring gag in the series is how brutishly overpowered but dumb the warriors are, it only makes sense for their god to reflect that.

Has anyone noticed that the "evil genius creating a woman" was the same legion as Bryce and even had the same bionic eye?
>no that's not the legion he's just an imaginator
no it's the Legion, Terry is an imaginator and he wears a different armor

>>150853289 (OP)
I wonder if they're ever going to parody the primaris astartes in this show, considering they really don't like them much.
Also I think they might or might have not teased an equivalent for sisters of battle in one of their qna videos.

>>150863394
yes the name of the legion was confirmed The Flame of Space King

>>150863403
Have they explained what these weird "mixed-legion squads" are?
Is it like the Death Watch?
What's with this flag of the Star Defenders with other symbols added in beneath?

>>150863425
oh yeah they did, can't remember exactly but something about some kind of program that legions(or maybe just some) do in order to sort of share the glory and prevent in fighting when they find cool shit and artifacts
they explain it better in the video

>>150854157
>trench crusade

>>150863341
They also die constantly and have to rely on the fact they can be ressurected by slapping their balls on any random boychild

>>150863425
They are special squads made to search out relics of the space king.
They are multi-legion so no squad gets funny ideas about taking all the relics home and hiding them.

>>150863522
that only means that whatever kills them is strong enough, it seems that all the blasts that ended them so far are fucking massive cartoon lasers just like their own guns

>>150863235
Holy shit.

>>150863235
i like how he got the spookiest eyes

Do you think his name is Bryce because he will do the "Bryce Betrayal" like the "Horus Heresy"?

>>150863604
creators said he will do something cool later or something that will make him your favorite

>>150863604
>Tom and Don SEETHING as their epic plot lines uncovered by random shitposting

>>150863522
That just makes their production pipeline even better. Actual SMs need literal decades to produce an actual SM

The idea of psycho warriors being so fucking huge that they rip marines limb from limb or fucking rocket boost into them is funny
Someone described them as space marine Ogryns

>>150853289 (OP)
>Space marines
Missed opportunity for the HATE Marines as a name.

>>150861815
It's a pretty funny 40k parody.
Anyone that takes it too seriously is either chronically online or a literal retard

>>150854157
Trench Crusade is interesting for existing as a throwback to the age where people with no knowledge on the topic they're writing about used to publish zany stories of foreign cultures in pulp fiction without being tongue-in-cheek about it, but the community seems about as fun to play with as a cattle prod.

>>150854030
>>150854054
MENACE

>>150862212
CUZ YALL ARE FAGS
>same reason you are butthurt to begin with

>>150854157
I'd rather fucking swim across a lake filled with piranhas than playing trench crusade with another human being

>>150864800
i know barely anything about TC, what's the problem?

>>150861815
As an oldfag 40k fan who remembers when 40k itself was almost exactly this ridiculous, I'm a fan. 40k fans who take the setting too seriously have always been cancer.

>>150854357
What if the girls return as demons?

>>150864806
>"We encourage homebrew and you are free to interpret the setting however you choose"
>"OK then Hell is clearly the greater of two evils"
>"NOT LIKE THAT! REEEEEE!"
The new captcha sucks btw.

>>150863535
So they also had a Blood Ravens problem?

>>150864806
The writers pulled the "nothing is canon, everything is propaganda" card. 40k has the excuse of being an ongoing series with multiple writers across multiple editions for nearly four decades. These retards haven't even started yet and they're already covering their asses for retcons and inconsistencies.

>>150865888
are these tabletops doomed to always gave abysmal writing and a general mess that acts as an excuse for lore?

>>150865978
It's generally a pretty amateur affair.

>>150862014
>>150862752
Not just the Blood Angles, but the the whole concept of a space marine chapter being totally obsessed with one singular concept to having everything named around it is pure 40k.

>Also, would it be valid to call Space King the "Space Balls of 40K"?
Eh, not really. Space Balls parodies a lot of different things outside of Star Wars and breaks the 4th wall too much for it to be comparable. Space King is far more focused, and still works as its own thing without the context of 40k.

I want to see if space king has a warp, because if it does that means the galaxy would be doomed to a similar fate as in 40k where they all end up being daemon food sooner or later
I want to see the psychos say FUCK THAT NOISE and brute force a solution

>>150855492
Gooncels have no personality, we know

Games Workship once tried to trademark "Space Marine".

>>150866819
That's why they're called Primaris Marines now.

>>150864800
Archfags got pissy he got btfo

>>150853289 (OP)
Would it be fair to say they're not entirely heartless? There was one shot where one of them tried to save a family of humans.
until there were greater priorities of course.

>>150866928
He wanted to nab the kid to turn into a psycho warrior

>>150866941
So are the psycho warriors just sentient nads that highjack boys bodies?

>>150867046
I think like another anon said it goes like this
>blank globules inserted
>psycho warrior is just a lunatic here
>he gets brain washed and recalibrated or something as you see i the first episode to serve space king and more importantly become sane(or at least direct his sanity for a cause being space king)
>now globules sort of of imprint and get filled with his personality and memories and genetic make-up as he lives
>when he dies they get reinserted in another host and resume normally with the same everything sort of overriding host's mind and body and replacing it
>obviously no more imprinting from the globules just memory recoding and shit now
>no need for the brainwashing thing anymore either

We need lewds of the cunty mommy of mankind

>>150855806
He literally says shit like "Praise the Omnisiah"

>>150866498
I'd say it's funnier than space balls.

>>150866498
>Space King is far more focused, and still works as its own thing without the context of 40k.
Kinda like how Galaxy Quest is with Star Trek?

>>150865020
>The tribe of the yoinkers

>>150867641
Magpies

>>150866882
You're probably right, but they technically renamed them officially to Adeptus Astartes. That's still true even with the bigger batman nonsense.

My only minor problem with the last episode was that characters like the Captain and Bryce often had their helmets (or whatever that face shield is that resembles the helmet's teeth) off for a majority of the episode. It makes sense when they're chilling at their home base or at a "safe spot" but shouldn't they have it on more often when they're on the battlegrounds or in an area where danger can be lurking?

>>150867296
there's no Space Queen

>>150867556
Yes, that's a much better comparison.

>>150867725
Suspend your disbelief. You're always going to have a "why do the main characters take off their helmets in a combat zone" cliche, because humans like faces and not people wearing masks.

I liked masked people without seeing their faces, is that weird? it feels like totally different character or person, like i don't want to see hatemonger's face for example

>>150867725
Because they're stupid and forgot to put them down.

>>150867896
Hatemonger is the exception that proves the rule. He's a Chaplain analogue, and they never remove their masks.

>>150867896
I like it too desu. idk I guess they're just more appealing to look at.

>>150868052
makes them less like something familiar like a human and more like their own thing

>>150867896
>I liked masked people without seeing their faces, is that weird?
I mean, Hatemonger's "mask" is pretty much a second face so he can still show emotions like if it was his only face.

>>150868105
wonder if it's tracking or something more like the machine spirit and the whole thing is linked to them to their very being

>>150867490
Oh no, he's autistic (aka a Tech-Priest)

>>150867896
Armoured helmets/masks are much cooler than just some face

I like how despite having less usage of swear words than Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Space King feels like an edgier show overall. Especially since they can use words like "retarded" and "gay (derogatory)" while the whole "we need little boys as hosts for the globules" aspect exists.

>>150867896
It's something common with this type of character
And people riot when the creator forces the character to reveal their face, only not doing so if its "justified" or "earned".

>>150868207
I think the darkest thing they had so far was the Imaginator carrying a box full of terrified, screaming kids the entire episode

>>150868207
It's because they actually mean it, like Space King's edgyness is more genuine and sincere than HelluvaVerse's and the people who don't like that feel uncomfortable, like a bully comes over and starts to intimidate a nerd who liked something that is "cringe" despite the bully themselves likes their own kind of "cringe".
Also Space King has an actual spine and uses its "meanspirited" to make the characters likeable in a certain way WH40k's fans enjoy.

>>150854157
>fantasy
Does not contain Space Marines (also no one ever converts the really cool shit like the Chaos Mongols)
>trench crusade
The creators literally said White Men Bad because they were mad that chuds were playing their game

>>150868295
>space king
>sincere
cmon now
there's nothing sincere in space king
its all a grift

>>150868339
Prove it

>>150868339
>he got filtered by fucking SPACE KING
I thought fags were supposed to be "media literate"?

Hatemonger is a fan favorite like damn he's everywhere.

>>150868339
It's pretty high effort for a grift.
It's not dumb either. The newest episode has a well written theme about overcomplicating shit VS taking the easy path. Bryce tries to go over the top with his methods and fails while Terry takes the simple path and is more successful.

>>150868295
I don't know anything else about this paper education shit, and I don't bother to indulge any further into it, but it's a deep dark secret I find Miss Circle hot and would let her rape me. Don't tell anyone.

>>150868429
He's very marketable. That being said, they better not make easily marketable plushes. Space King needs full fledged action figures

>>150868457
They should make toys like those hasbro lightsabers. Here's my Hatemace I finished 3D printing last night laying suggestively on my super fucking messy bed.

>>150868493
hell yeah that's awesome

chaos marines will be psychos who are essentially teens after ages between the latest generation and are in their goth phase, all their "gifts" is just them using their extra experience to upgrade their suits into biomechanical infused organic suits with a demonic look and a dash of black make up
their "dark powers" are cybernetics but they make whoosh noises to convince you it's magic

>>150854748
nothing, that's how wargaming hobby works

Honestly I kind of want an episode focused on High Command. Sort of an equivalent to a Zim Eats Waffles episode where he's just sort of looking at these assholes. Maybe have him sassing it out with other High Command units and we get to see how they are better/worse than our gaggle of assholes.
I really wish Stamper wasn't dying in a meth ranch. He would have fit right in voicing this character.

>>150868207
>Me and the boys coming over to the girls' sleepover to wreck their night (its a funny prank):

>>150868339
>grifting is when you dont take a lucrative amazon deal
guess they should have offered more…

>>150868702
I like the way high command looks. I know he's basically their parent, but there's something about how their leader is a giant robot skull. Especially in the newest episode where they made him look more imposing.

Do you think YOU could wield Hatemace?

>>150868939
I ALREADY DO

>>150868939
>>150868980
this thing's fucking massive

>>150868939
I don't think so.
I know so.

>Checks your globules
Welcome Brother! Just had to make sure.

>>150868493
>>150868939
>>150868980
"YES! YES! NOW LETS TALK ABOUT THE GALACTIC FINANCIAL SYSTEM!"

>>150854104
I think in the first episode his mouth piece is open for a sec when they are being given the mission to to go the moon, also in the cereal commercial but I doubt that's "canon"

>>150870448
that joke is so underrated

>>150868207
>Verbalase in the picture
Lmao. What would they do to him? Kill him? Or use him as a globule host?

>>150871290
He must be put to death for trying to bang a demon
Though then again he was running away in that vid

>>150867725
>why do named space marines never wear their helmets
for marketability
and in this case, additional humor of double reactions

>>150871079
Its good but its immediately overshadowed by the "mace-traitor" one liner so it ends up being a primer joke, one that makes you smile so the next one can make you laugh

>>150863425
It's to encourage cooperation among the legions.
My headcanon is that Captain's squad is basically the special ed squad, which is why they can't just replace Bryce -- nobody else wants him, or either of them for that matter. It also explains why these retards have a valuable Medicae assigned to them -- Chestnut is the worst Medicae, so he's expendable.

>>150863765
>That one guy T-posing and smashing into an alien in the first episode

>>150867046
kind of

>>150863765
Basically true, they're the size of primarchs and their armor seems comparable to Terminator plate. No shield granted but physically it doesn't seem like anything smaller than a small artillery piece can reliably pierce it.
Terry's pistol counts, it's probably chambered in what we'd consider auto cannon sized shells.

>Every relic seen so far has been guarded by an alien mother
The big reveal is going to be that Space King left to fuck aliens, isn't it?

>>150866928
>snake cod piece
Clearly he's from their version of Salamanders

>>150872220
Nah.

>>150868939
Noelle can

I wonder how hard a space marine chapter would murder everyone in Space King.

>>150873499
Wow, isnt this the artist that drew Noelle mutilating all of her classmates in a gorey fashion?

>>150873938
yeah thats him.
Idk what all thats based on, but I like his artstyle in general.
It's very unique in the way that it looks like the kind of art you'd find in a serial killer's house.

>>150873738
We dont have much of a reference of what kinda damage their laser guns can do to a Space Marine, or how strong a Space Marine's armor is compared to a Psycho Warrior's. So far the Space Marine chapter has an advantage in the form of Librarians (Space Marine Psykers). We havent seen Psycho Warriors with Psychic powers yet.

>>150873959
Yeah its a VERY creppy artstyle, like even if the artist didnt draw extremely gorey and body horror type shit i'd still be very unnerved. So props for that I guess

>>150873938
this nigga is the guy who drew the cursed blue diamond art
i'm not gonna post it because its legit a cognitohazard

>>150874019
>cursed blue diamond art
qrd?

>>150874280
artist is Charcoalman.
He mainly draws creepypasta, SCP and analog horror fanart or whatever spooky thing is popular atm.

>>150867896
It makes for better character design, I like the main cast of the show way better when they are just using the masks

>Terry becomes retarded
>Still has better imagination than Bryce
lol

>>150874401
Keep It Simple, Stupid

>>150868207
The thing about Helluva Boss is if you cuss too often it loses it's meaning. Also just in general I hate how straight people always end up being the bad guys, meanwhile uf you make a gay person cry that means you should be killed

>>150872220
Fucking aliens!? Gross.

>>150867296
NO... GIRLS... ALLLLOOOOOOOWED!

>>150853289 (OP)
Exactly!

TO SHOW WHY IT'S A BAD IDEA TO GIRL OR EXIST AS A GIRL. AND SPACE KING HELP YOU IF YOUR A TRANNYD.

>>150874468
>Also just in general I hate how straight people always end up being the bad guys, meanwhile uf you make a gay person cry that means you should be killed
Look up the gay agenda, it's literally a thing. Straight bad, gay good.

>>150868207
The thing with Hazbin and Helluva is that their edgy jokes are covered with 10 layers of Irony and excuses and the fanbase is full of people finding even more excuses to think it's okay to laugh at their edgy jokes(just look at this shit) meanwhile Space king is just
>lol that character became retarded make him do a funny voice

>>150867665
The Space Marines were the Adeptus Astartes for a long time before the Paymoreis were shoveled out. It was in 2019, after they were sent legal notice by the Tolkien estate, that they changed the names of everything just to be safe.

Eldar - Aeldari
Dark Eldar - Drukhari
Imperial Guard - Astra Militarum

I refuse to use that bullshit legalese. I don't give a fuck that GW can't charge me .0002p each time I use the term Imperial Guard, they're the fucking Imperial Guard. This is also why all the Age of Shitmar stuff has ridiculous, mile long names. It's so they can wield the copyright hammer as hard as they can against anybody who hurts their feelings. Save yourself the trouble of trying to parse through GW's cock-gobbling and pick up Trench Crusade. Better rules, better lore, and it's made by people who worked on the actually good shit from when Warhammer wasn't an investment vehicle for ETFs.

>>150874677
Druchii, bloody slaughter!

>>150874401
he seems to have less imagination but better logic

>>150872079
i think the creators said it's probably made from some special material he...ugh "imaginated"

>>150874599
I always thought the “it’s in hell” excuse feels more like circular logic than anything.
Like, I’m not expecting these guys to speak with Shakespearean vocabulary, but man, does Vivziepop need a dictionary (thesaurus? I don’t know).

>>150854540
>retarded lefty sperg falls for obvious bait

>>150873738
The psychos are far bigger and stronger and have pew pew laser weapons, you will need psykers and bug fucking weapons to beat them
kek Psychos vs Psykers, that's cool

>>150854157
>be interested in trench
>gamer group doesn't care
>except for the eastern euros
>who all want to play the token muslim faction, the only goodguy faction
Felt more like gambling than warhammer does and the warband I picked to try it out, trench pilgrims, relied too much on my opponent doing dumb shit for my models to have fun

I don't know how an artist can simultaneously get really horny and draw offputting porn proportions for naked nuns but follow DEI and put a brown womyn in charge of the same warband... yeah sure I want my trench christian cult aesthetic to be directed by a progressive coombrain...

>>150854473
>angry Marines
I always wondered if their logo was based on the newgrounds angry face, or vice versa.

1d4chan never said anything on this.

>>150863227
t.furry

>>150876684
Look at this garbage and tell me its an improvement

>>150876731
Its an improvement.

>>150876673
angry marines have the newgrounds angry face and psycho warriors were made by newgrounds artists, full circle

>>150854266
this is the exact same discourse about gw i have been hearing for over 20 years
>but muh 3d printer
yeah and last time it was easily pirated PDFs of the splatbooks, they are not going anywhere no matter how much you nerds endlessly cry about it

>>150876731
>Posting the old model

>>150877275
That doesn't solve the issue with it

>>150853592
>a device that turns a little boy into an alien
>HERESY
>they rip off his arm to "save him" and give him a cool robot arm
>insert globules to make him a Psycho Warrior
>the arm was sized for his original body
>there is now a Psycho Warrior with a comically small robot arm that everyone else makes shrinkage jokes about

>>150877345
what about the omnitrix?

>>150854520
>>150854614
>always angry all the time
>never fall to Khorne
The are the biggest teases.

>>150855246
Shut up they're cute.

>>150877474
cute or not when it's the only thing you have to offer it becomes annoying especially when it has almost nothing to do with the thing you're making fan art of

>>150877458
Corn's a Fagort

I wonder if we're going to get their version of the Adepta Sororitas. Since the Psycho Warriors are a satirical take on extreme masculinity they should be a satirical take on extreme femininity. Have them be obsessed with the colour pink, shopping, and fashion. Both factions stay away from each other because they believe cooties is a real disease and the other group has it.

>>150877588
so basically they would look like the non canon psycho warrior woman Hatemonger killed but not well psycho warrior-ey

Why did you delete it? SPOILERS CONFIMRED

>>150877544
It's cute, nice to look at, and fun to learn about. That's it, you don't need to be an autist about it.

>>150877832
fun to learn about?

>>150874599
Reminds me of the old day of RVB, with how Caboose became an idiot due to brain damage.

>>150874599
It's not even that edgy. It would have been edgy in 1985 but it's nothing worse than South Park or Family Guy barring the constant f-bombs that only appeals to teenagers.

>>150868339
How many times do you need to be told that "post irony" and "new sincerity" is a thing now?
We've gone through post-modernism and "everything is ironic, nothing is serious" phases, and the next stage is "we are sincere while also being tongue in cheek".
When Space King says "no girls allowed" and "you are not canon", this is sincere while also acknowledging this is a childish and over the top reaction to the issue.

>>150877428
In their attempts to destroy it, they accidentally "release" some into the universe, actively making life worse for all other Psycho Warriors. Kind of like what happened with the AI.

>Psycho warriors get one shotted almost all the time if the laser is powerful and big enough
>female psycho warrior took too blasts of equal caliber to die
Hmm, are female psycho warriors stronger than the male ones? Could they be...threatening and thus not allowed to be canon? Curious

>>150878505
the final boss of media literacy

>>150878530
It's a joke

>>150878505
also "two" ftfm

>>150854540
Idk I think 40k is warming up to Space king quite well
https://youtu.be/_OUCWKHGUOM?si=uBohGynfzItl2uzu

>>150853289 (OP)
Space Marines would.
Psycho warriors, will not.
The cooties will not spread.

>>150862039
>quirky doomsday set during the napoleonic war an era where it still made sense to have vibraint and clearly visible color schemes on both uniforms and company flags
>Everyone paints their army shitblack with their vegetable of choice just as dark as their uniform
I shouldn't be mad at this but I am.

Zurg looking ass.

>>150853304
SPBP

>>150878505
The boobs act as ablative plating. Why do you think they are so round? Those are pure unobtanium implants baby