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>>150861023 (OP)
Already a bum ass fraud edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baz1a5gBH2k

Thinking of baking cupcakes and designing them with the Zodiac signs and topping them off with candy corn horns....but idk

How about a Shiptunes thread? Never hurts, right?
Like usual, post a ship alongside one or more tunes; I'll go first.
https://youtu.be/omj81DcG-hw?si=IFroJ5g4I-12WvoF
https://youtu.be/O7_674VUKhA?si=xevW7sGQkEuCCOC5
https://youtu.be/37nGeT_qpR8?si=Ws1uLGzkiVVV3_vG

>>150861107
would be kino, methinks

>>150861148
cuterezi

>>150861148
ara looks beautiful and elegant

Is it worth reading the epilogues or beyond canon. The sentiment among the fanbase seems to be mid to negative overall.
(For the record, I had a pretty good time with a lot of Act 6. It just wasn't as good as what came before)

>>150861251
I didn't enjoy the scene where Jake shits himself live on stage despite being a grown young man

>>150860911
i like your list alot anon
requesting frylock and carl to round out the aqhf cast

>>150861251
Put it like this: do you think you would like Tron Ares? Because it's at the same level of quality as Tron Ares.

>>150861123
V-Vriska your shirt...

>>150861122
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eqJrXWd3TFo

>>150861251
read them and come to your own conclusion

>>150861251
If you didn't mind Act 6 yeah you'll probably have a good time with it or at worst think it kinda sucks.

I heard only negative things about it before I decided to read it after my yearly reread last year and honestly I don't mind it at all. I would even say it gets better once the new team takes over,

I like Candy Roxy being a 37 year old milf and Meat Terezi rocking this outfit.

>>150861283
>>150861303
>>150861332
>>150861360
thx

haha everybuby loves candy roxy its so cool u kno?

>>150861352
>thought that the camera hanging from beforean nepeta was an areola

>>150861414
*everybody lol

>>150861414
I'd prefer a milf Roxy that's not trapped in mediocrity.

>>150861251
>epilogues is like a car crash in slow motion
>homestuck^2 continued the epilogues in comic form but was boring
>starting on page 408, revived in 2023 with a new writing team, homestuck^2 was rebranded to beyond canon. does its best with the awful source material
>page 798 is a new act with brand new characters on new planets. has only introduced 2 new characters so far
I'd avoid the whole mess and skip to act 2. Since the characters are neat looking. Maybe not knowing whats going on will be better.

Posting this again because it's a new fav image of mine, I now headcanon Karkat looking like this. kek.

>>150861324
Fits really well, nice find!

>>150861479
thank you!

>>150861461
Sorry anon, you can shove as many vaginas as you want into Davekat, it's still garbage.

>>150861454
I could save her from her dead-end sburban life.

>>150861492
Does YOUR favorite ship survive a genderbend? Is it better or worse?

>>150861523
kk/tz is the same genderbent

>>150861523
>tomboy girl Dave/tarzanesque Jade
Hell yeah it does.

>>150861539
Improved, even

>>150861519
4/10 nu-troll my beloved

*does this to all the lonely anons in the thread*

>>150861546
Let's. Let's not be that generous.

wwheri is the eri postin

>>150861554
I don't consent to your tomfoolery anon

>>150861554
Wrong thread but welcome to the dark carnival. We got drink and snacks on the back table.

*Does this to all the lonely anons ITT*

>>150861573
>>150861586
I'm tired, sorry.

Requesting Candy Roxy looking in the mirror like this.

>>150861122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPUQqaINY7s

>>150861606
>seconding with the addition that she's wearing a shitty wizard's beard to mimic the unkempt look.

requestin eri lookin in the mirror like eri

>>150861629
good god that goes hard, thanks for sharing

>>150861509
>hot toddy with a hot toddy

Why do HS fanartists always make Karkat fat/obese?
Like is there any basis for this or are they just making him a fatass for no reason?

>>150861764
>Aradia's lips, Vriska's smug expression and the suave nature of Kanaya

>>150861764
gamzee and kanaya look amazing

>>150861772
Fatness evokes warmth and nurturing in the same way sweaters do

>>150861764
wwhy is eri frowwnin
hes wwith all a his friends wwho lovve him

>>150861764
VERY good.

>>150861818
kek

Rate this
Thing.

>>150861818
Nice edit

>>150861835
>obstreporousGlissendo: I reeeeeeally like Aerosssssmith

>>150861838
This is so cool.

>>150861838
Are you that guy from Twitter?

>>150861835
i like this freaky little thing, would you mind telling me more about it?

Skye deserves an edgy chud that would be just as bad for her.

>>150861813
>Karkat shouts "DOG PENIS" in the theatre
>popcorn goes flying everywhere

>>150861835
Would / 10

This freak better be FREAKY

>>150861883
Colsla needs a montage set to Knife Fight

>read space days
>codys mom shows up
>INSTANT throbbing boner
Uh oh.

>>150861873
no, just posting his art

Living that cursed Windows 11 update life

>>150861957
How come you didn't just enroll for windows 10 ESU?

>>150861974
Work laptop

>>150861957
>Shen

>>150861957
Big fan of weird moons.

>>150861957
>i didnt notice the 500 0000000000 times it was normal but im triggered because i saw it 3 time this week when searching for it.
Full retard

>>150861993
That's based thoughever.

Roxy brings joe to my soul.

>>150862013
*joy

Oh God I'm typing like her help me.

She could be in this very thread...

>>150861993
>johnkat instead of d*v*k*t
wtf I love bikecuck now

good morning hsg!!! i hope everyone is having a good day!! :D

>terezi has an EYEPATCH and a ROBOT ARM
sloppppp

>>150862124
I would have laughed if it was a robot nose

>>150861519
why does he have an iPhone here, he would probably use some custom android thing

>>150862202
He's a satan worshipper, of course he uses the latest fruity eyephone

>>150862202
His bitch fucking lusus got it for him instead of the right one I mentioned

>>150862124
the moment Vriska was revealed to be blind it was obvious that's where they were going. I fucking hate the "starcrossed lovers" Vrisrezi narrative and shipping pandering, but that's all there is to Homestuck now.

>>150862124
>>150862376
I took it as more of a writing parallel than a ship thing. I like parallels

>>150862490
Yeah, someone always loses a arm/leg in the troll groups now, the Dancestors being the exception and having more minor crippling aside of Mituna.

>Songbird Sootnose loses her sense of smell in an accident
>Latula, being on some kind of mental illness meds and obsessed with fitting into certain archetypes, learns about this and sniffs aerosols or something to achieve the same
Would be funny

beforus is just tumblr, they even use tags to communicate

>>150862609
yes? karkat calls them all shallow one-note parodies and terezi replies "what, like teenagers?"
hussie futher explains this in the minigames where meulin is a tumblr parody, mituna is a 4chan parody, kankri is an sjw parody (with porrim being what an actual activist ought to be like), ect

>>150862013
too late, it is now joever for your soul

>>150862660
>4chan troll has a loving long term girlfriend
>SJW troll is jealous of him
What did Hussie mean by this?

>>150862699
*deep sigh*

>>150862699
how else do you respond to this as a community manager right i mean

>yes
bunch of retard trannies gooning out over trans karkat
>no
bunch of retard trannies killing themselves bc their parasocial relationship with a character isnt trans in canon!!!! we need a new toblerone now!!!
>fuck it why not
silly and people interpret whatever

>>150862490
Look I love parallels too, but they're the only ones to have any significant parallel and their names also mirror each other in a way unique to them. Lost the screenshot but Vibri (who designed them) commented that Terezi loves to get care from Vriska even over something as menial as a headache as often as she can, mere seconds after posting the designs. It's pandering.

>>150861303
Well RLM thinks Ares is ok, so by my powers of reasoning, Jay and Mike may find Homestuck proper worth a read. The real question is who'll be their favorite character.

>>150862715
what have they done to the triangle chocolate?

>>150862715
>how else do you respond to this as a community manager right i mean
You dont. Unless you want to fan the fire, of course.

>>150860911
I haven't read the comics, so I can't comment on those, but what really drives me to believe Sonic is a Knight is his immense sense of responsibility. I think the irony of a Knight of Breath is that a Knight is kind of a servant to their aspect, but how can one be a servant to freedom? And I think Sonic showcases that perfectly. He's very self-aware of his lifestyle, he lives free because he truly thinks that's how it should be, not because he's actually aloof and just so happens to live free. This means not tying himself down and doing whatever, but whenever the opportunity arises for him to be responsible, he always steps up (in his own freedom-loving way). I think an Heir brings people together just because of the way they are, but I'd be hard-pressed to say that Sonic's being isn't under-pinned by a strong moral code which he always tries to follow (even if it doesn't seem that way to some). The way he actively doesn't want Tails to be him, the way he defends the world because its freedom isn't granted, the way he forsakes immortality for everyone because it strips away a person's freedom to live. Sure, he might passively stumble into situations, but that's only because he's actively living free. Once he's in that situation he takes the reigns and becomes kind of a wrangler to freedom. Knights protect with or protect their aspect. Also, for the record, I strongly disagree with Scott as an Heir of Heart.

>>150862699
Goddamit, ik the HS discord is infested with troons, but this takes the cake

>>150862786
The Transfem Dirk prompt was stopped, yet it all crept in between it and calling Beforan Eridan "them".

>>150862804
I still remember when I got mad when the transfem dirk option won over problem sleuth vs noir

never thought i would be offended by a straight ship until i saw people headcanon the nepeta and equius ancestors as matesprits because they're "wearing each other's colors" or whatever stupid slop easter egg bs

Fun fact: Homestuck book 1 and the epilogues are archived in the library of congress

>>150862715
saying "no" and letting the insane kill themselves till only the sane are left because "fuck it why not" is basically a "yes"

>>150862825
hate people who can't accept a platonic love. nepeta has always fucking worn equius' color because they're bffs holy shit

>>150862805
Carapacians overall only took Ls in the polls.

Can't have shit in the Medium.

>>150862842
is ps a carpacian?

>>150862856
More in refrence to Noir, but treating PS and his group as Prospit Carapacians usually how they show up in Sburb Fanventures.

>Aradia is a fujo
>Sollux is a willing slave
>Karkat doesn't get shit
>More retarded ship baiting with Terezi and Vriska
Grim.

>>150862306
Stupid fucking bitch is getting the microwave

>>150862865
Imagine telling someone that Beforan Nepeta/Equius and Eridan of all people are the ones truly thriving in it.

>>150862872
joke characters in a joke world are no jokes at all

>>150862865
karkat gets to be a faggot on estrogen like every other male character in the comic

>>150862865
Decided to do my own take on the beforean ancestors, cause the ones we have are kinda lame, I'll do Aradia for now and the rest tomorrow

>Aradia - The Usherer
Here, aradia works at a hospice. Despite her goth-like demeanor and appearance, she is well-liked by patients and staff, and is best known for bringing calm to dying patients and helping them to overcome their fear of death, making their final moments as peaceful as possible. Her work with patients have led her colleagues to nickname Aradia "the usherer", due to her unparalleled ability to almost guide the dying to the afterlife.

should I make a new whiteboard?

>>150862699
This bitch actually needs to shut the fuck up.

>>150862919
kino, actually, do more.

>>150862935
will do so tomorrow, gn /hsg/

>>150862950
Goodnite, luv u

>>150862715
the issue is that there's even a "community manager" in the first place. I miss hussie's old tard wranglers, the ones who kept him sealed away in a vault somewhere instead of this weekend at bernie's bullshit where they parade him around a discord and have him validate their headcanons

>>150862945
>hostess
Just when I though this little turd couldn't get any more pathetic.

I'm just gonna believe that Sootnose would visit Imposter in jail and eventually admits to him that she fucked up as well, not wanting him to carry all the guilt. Then they have lots of sex in his cell somehow.

>>150862963
you should date hussie to make this canon.

>>150862945
>They
>Hostess
But why though, for what fucking reason.

>>150862945
does she even know tavros hes not friendly or nice lmao

>>150862919
thank you anon

>>150862963
Someone draw this, but in the form of a two-panel instant loss comic.

>>150862699
You people take nothingburger joke answers way to seriously. "fuck it why not" must mean Karkat canonically takes estrogen. That is absolutely what it means and nothing else.
It can't just be a joking way of saying sure whatever. It MUST be them succumbing to the troon agenda, because as everyone knows troons rule the world through their cancel culture.

It's a joke you fucking niggers, none of you were ever this butthurt when Hussie made responses like this.

Eridan was always a faggot so it checks out

>>150862971
Have you been on the official discord?
According to the people on there, literally every single character in the entire fucking webcomic is trans and gay.
It's actually fucking ridiculous and Vibri is the manager of that discord so of course she's all up in that shit too.

Frankly more than anything what bugs me about it is that it's all about every character being fucking trans with these people. Like, if you want the characters to have unique elements related to their identity that's fine, but they don't all have to be fucking trans for that, there are elements of personal identity outside of fucking gender bullshit that would be far more interesting but no, for these autists, every single fucking character has to be trans, can't have actually interesting discussions or dissections of characters identities covering anything else, it's all gotta be about fucking trans-slop.

>>150863025
they called tavros a hostess, how is that a joke? why would anything trans be a "joke" in homestuck given its track record

>>150863045
Vivziepop is known to be transphobic on the down low (in the sense that she has a designated tranny side character and refuses to entertain the idea of any of her major characters being trans) so her influence here might actually steer things away from the transfest.

>>150863099
>21 Sweeps
>He was just a grub

Play Hiveswap to learn more about limebloods.

so who here is the plant that got us talking about Brolee and Limebloods ahead of Karkat's reveal

>>150863177
Actually I just started shitposting about it threads ago because I thought the idea of Homestuck being the exact same except Broly is there was hilarious and everyone else in these threads ran with it.

I'm so glad about what my child has grown into.

>>150863213
it was a delight to bring him to life, anon.

el hermano de lord english vs el padre de todos los trolls

>Submissive, shy, somewhat feminine Karkat railing tomboy Terezi
I can see the vision.

>>150863243
Too bad, Karkat is submissive for Dave.

>>150863251
Beforus Kanaya has cosmic ties to Rose but Karkat has absolutely nothing tying him to Dave

>>150863258
a huge win for me because i despise davekat

>>150863213
i love our sweet baby boy

>>150863025
There's a difference between a joke and a middle finger, and everything that has come out of Homestuck since the comic ended looks more like the latter to me. Hussie actively despises anyone who still cares about Homestuck, and enabling character assassination via discord kitten is one of his ways of showing it.

>>150863205
do they ever explain why they chose "the mines" its so retarded and come out of nowhere

>>150863243
>>150863278
>Beforus Karkat and Terezi having dirty, sweaty mine sex during a long shift
Seriously, why are they in the mines

>>150863243
>ancestor MeulinxKurloz

>>150863290
>Terezi can't enjoy smelling a sweaty Karkat, but she makes him lick her clean
Yeah, I don't get the mines either.

>>150863307
She only lost her sense of smell shortly before the accident. Before then she had the best sense of smell. She was all up in that green pullover.

>>150863258
>Beforus Kanaya has cosmic ties to Rose
?

>>150863205
why did he even pretend to be a DIFFERENT mutant? would it have been so bad to just be cuddled for having candy red blood? was it worth killing all those people over?

>>150863325
Beforus Kanaya wears a crown of roses. It's crumbs, tiny crumbs, but it's more than Davekat has with these Beforus ancestors which is nothing.

>>150863294
I love gamzee's pants thing. what are they called?

>>150863336
Yes, because just like in HS2/Beyond Canon in Candy Timeline, all other trolls dying for him for the war is the end that justifies the means.

>>150863274
>Your name is BROLEE SAIYAN
>You are 12 Sweeps old
>You have a GREAT INTEREST in HEAVY METAL
>Many have told you that you should be ASHAMED to enjoy what they refer to as BUTTROCK FOR 90'S KIDS
>Good thing your ERASER CANNON can deal with SCUM like that

>No Songbird Sootnose and Imposter being together art yet
When...

>>150863349
what is trannies' weird fetish with making karkat a villain

>>150863381
Ship name should be Susbird

remember homestuck was cool

>>150863431
and if I said this was one of the hottest homestuck panels?

>>150863431
heterosexual chads who deeply care about fixing societal issues vs cowardly impotent fag fuckups with no morals

>>150863274
matriorb head ahh

remember, davejade is the way!!!! :D

>>150863444
nta YOU WOULDNT BE WRONG AND I TOTALLY AGREE

>>150863447
how the FUCK do I make huge pixelart like this

>>150862728
>Vibri (who designed them)
hussie didn't even fucking bother to do that himself?

>>150863450
correct

>>150861068
nice nortubel fanart

>>150863478
a man of taste!! :p

>>150863448
Brolee <> Kanaya

>>150863160
>never has to bother with any more limeblood lore because the game will never be finished
masterful gambit

>>150863492
I hope you live forever, Jadeanon.

>>150862922
yes

>>150863450
And the TV's turned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my bra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain

The more I go through the "Let's Read" of act 5 act 2, the more I hate Vriska.

>>150862922
someone draw chad kankri bitch slapping femboy karkat or i will when i get back

>>150863517
horrendous taste

>>150861772
same reason why you often see atrocious body horror/ugly face/realistic/race play fanart, different for the sake of being different

>>150863519
>Signless, with his bitch, Disciple
>Sootnose with her bitch, Imposter

>>150863463
he has a very cute hunky body type here

>>150863497
Thanks for the 2 million dollars btw

>>150863532
sex

>>150863506
are you going to be here with me anon? otherwise theres truly no point...
>>150863513
i love that song and that animation sooo much! :p

>>150863520
And I'm fine with that.

>>150863546
Probably not, but it's okay, Anonbot can keep you company when I'm gone. He posts Con Heir images just like the real deal.

When the Karkat is sus and blows up the mine.

>>150863496
babe wake up new crackship unlocked

>>150863567
me and anonbot on an alternate planet where we have our own /hsg/ hosted on a server in the outer ring where its only davejade and spider8reath, the only two ships that matter
thank you for giving me hope!!!!

jadeanon <> anonbot

>>150863595
Just like the ones in Homestuck they would be best blown up.

>Karkat and Terezi almost confess and date but never quite get there
>Redglare born too late for Sufferer but follows him spiritually and wears his sign (which would get her killed if discovered)
>Latula and Kankri having complex feelings they never acted upon
>Imposter and Songbird as colleagues with matching secrets and complexes in the mine
Why do they almost but not quite end up together in every single universe? Every timeline? What kind of sick paradox space joke is this?

>>150863595
cute!

>>150863606
ANON NO

>>150863609
because the vantas line is FUCKED

>>150863028
Sorry man, but The Helpsman is a cuck. And yes that's OptimisticDuelist

>>150861411
Read it if you want Kanaya to either be
1. Cheated on for 16 years
2. Rose to be turned into a robot who cheats on her with dirk and terezi

>>150863543
Did Muckrake ever find out about the insane sex these two were having?

>>150863631
Muckrake is only interested in celebrities, no random working class mine laborers

>>150863609
>Latula and Kankri having complex feelings they never acted upon
I thought that was onesided

>>150863647
I thought one of the other trolls commented on it being mutual weirdness, it might have been Aranea.
Aranea and Latula have no connection by the way which means Karezi beats Vrisrezi 4-3.

>>150863631
>Conspiracy about the mine blowing up
>What happened is Sootnose fucked up her sense of smell and Imposter was a mutant
>But they covered this up, so the "official" story is that they were having too much sex on the job (which was also true) and didn't adhere to their duties
>This story was pushed inadvertently by Muckrake, so the government rolled with it
>>150863642
>Implying the two central figures to why a big event happened wouldn't make it in the news

>>150863670
By "they", I mean the government.

>>150863647
it's implied the feelings are somewhat reciprocated but latula feels bound by obligation to mituna but when you tell people this they get offended. also kankri is creepy and not good at advances so although latula likes him she's weirded out by his unsubtleness
according to aranea:
>Even though Latula has 8een dating Mituna steadily for eons, it's hardly a secret to anyone that she and Kankri have had complicated unrequited feelings for even longer. So really, much like their descendants.

First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft.

>>150863628
letting yourself be fucked by dudes for the benefit of your gf would kinda make the gf the cuck if anything though, no? idk what youd call that, whatever you call the person who's not the cuck or the bull

>>150863845
Having sex with others because your partner wants it does certainly make your partner a cuckold.

>>150861123
I need her to open another can and flirt with me.

>>150861251
Read the content warnings on the epilogue first, and if you can handle it read it.
HS2? Nah it not good.

>>150863865
actually one of my favorite ships

>>150863628
She really, really needs to shut the fuck up.

>>150863939
You have it backwards, Beforus Sollux is not a cuck. Beforus Aradia is a cuckquean.

>>150864077
>I got fucked by dudes, I might not have liked it, but it made my girlfriend happy.
>I spend all day strapped to an electric grid, it might be painful, but the rest of the city gets to be happy.
Aradia does also get humiliated because she's a cuckquean fujo, yes.

>>150864107
this but its john with ultimatedirk

>>150864126
actually tempted to draw that now

>>150864135
god please do

>>150864167
should i read whatever mspfa this is

>>150864180
yeah its fun

>>150863694
>They work in the mines
Fucking hell, just got this, kek.

>>150864180
It's Space Days and I'd say it's pretty dang good. Bit short though since it's still in development so if you read it and like it but want more there's another one the same people are working on called Prisounebound.
That one's way longer.

I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
OOOOOOOH I'M HELPINGGGGGGGG

>>150864367
Amazing.

>>150864367
https://youtu.be/n8Rp_5lvhFI?si=0dYLxyfzsj0GxMgU

Imposter and Sootnose should have shameful, shameful, shameful sex trying to cope with all the lives they ruined while covering up their respective lies

So can Cody get mating pressed or what?

>>150864373
What was his fucking problem?

>>150864403
Only by the Colonel

>>150864282
>>150864394
No but seriously. Everyone else lived vaguely plausible meme lives based on the beta trolls we know but Karkat and Terezi were mine workers involved in a massive coverup drama that caused an explosion???? Why the mines...? What?

>>150864367
lmao!!! thank you so much anon!! <3

>>150864394
Hot.

>>150864431
amogus reference

>The Mine Explosion is a big deal and has a massive news coverage
>The guy behind it is eventually arrested
>Helicopter coverage of police escorting Imposter out of his house in handcuffs
>Journalists surrounding the area shouting questions, asking what happened
>Muckrake is there too, and is especially aggressive with her questions
>She's trying to find out the truth behind the supposed love affair between Imposter and Sootnose

>>150864431
The lowbloods yearn for the mines.

>>150861298
Thanks anon, I was actually gonna do them but I'm pretty stumped. Frylock seems like a Mind player though.
>>150862782
This is actually a pretty good take and I hold this in high regard. I'll keep him in the Heir class but your words are definitely heeded, especially as I said, I used to think for a long time he was a Knight as well. Also you're right about Scott, he's a Page of Heart, that self serving piece of shit. Only reason I put him as an Heir is because someone convinced me, but after re-reading some comic pages, he's definitely a Page (That same person only watched the anime and movie, not the comics like I have). Ramona is a Witch of Heart, I'll put her up soon.

I'll do more classpecting in like an hour or two, just making lunch and studying.

>>150864526
My favorite genre of image are these shitty Spongebob memes and the edits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-tOL7VmmZY

>>150864431
As a grub I yearned for the mines.

>>150864739
gokuius my beloved

>>150864359
Space Days is okay but it really doesn't have any kind of hook thus far besides teasing connections to PB

>>150864846
Fair. Although I would say that it did only start last year. I'm willing to wait to see how things turn out, I enjoy the kids shenanigans so far so I don't mind bookmarking it and checking in every month or so.

Have some Roxy to make my stupid opinion worth looking at for one second.

>>150864728
I'm glad you enjoyed the read! I have very particular thoughts on classpecting and I know everyone will have different opinions on it, as in the end it's pretty subjective as there's real definitive truth to it, and there's a million ways to interpret each class and aspect. I love talking about it with other people and hearing their thoughts and ideas. I can definitely see Page of Heart for Scott, but believe it or not I'd give him Knight of Mind (classpect inversions are a big part of deciding these kinds of things along with the actual classpect itself). I think Witch of Heart for Ramona is really good though.

Space Days seems to be more silly in comparison. Cody's parental beatings and Alan's maybe got groomed online or maybe got caught sexting with Cody or something aside.
I don't really know what kind of shit they're gonna go through in the game.

>>150864728
>>150864917
>as there's no real definitive truth to it
Is what I meant, shit.

>>150864733
It's okay, Terezi visits him in jail and they have sweaty prison sex instead of sweaty mine sex.

VANTAS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T CLEAR THE GAS IN YOUR SECTIONS OF THE CAVES TODAY?
THEY START MINING THERE IN 3 MINUTES!

>>150861123
>pro-vriska propaganda
you know she's flat right?

>>150864984
is this eridan x roxy

>>150865006
Yes.

>>150865027
thanx i came in my pants a little

>>150861123
This, but it's Songbird Sootnose.

>>150865077
>>150864984
complete crackship. where did this even come from

>>150863099

Oh god now I'm imagining Tony playing SGRUB, going around the Land of Garbage and Gabagool (LoGaG) with Melfi as his server player, who constantly gives him impromptu therapy sessions while he fights imps and accidentally prototypes his kernelsprite with Livia's ashes.

Uncle Junior is his carapace, who doesn't remember who he is, so he's just constantly berating him.

>look at this fat fuck wheezing as he kills these imps
>he never would have the makings of a varsity athlete

Why are limebloods so strong? Also why is karkat such a weak pathetic peepeepoopoo boy despite being a mutant?

>>150865089
Eridan likes wizards. Roxy likes wizards. Roxy had a crush on a Prince (Dirk). Eridan is the Prince of Hope. Both are desperate for love. They also use a rifle as a weapon. Their relationship will also parallel in a similar way to how John x Vriska interacted. A human trying to see the good in a troll who has done a lot of awful things.

>>150865124
they are mutants (cool)
he's a mutant (lame)

>>150865129
I guess that's pretty 8ased

>>150864359
What is this picture? Is this from space days? Is there a full?

>>150865145
I definitely think the two could help each other in overcoming their issues. Like have Roxy feel appreciated and loved for the things she does, assure and reconnect with Jane, Dirk, and Jake. Roxy giving the proper discipline towards Eridan for how he acts, but as well as the attention and love he needed.

>>150865196
it's peak and as a few bonuses, it leaves John open for Vriska and brings Eridan back, simple as.

>>150865277
best troll

>Go to the site to check for new pages
>Someone fucked up the backend
Hussssssieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>150864917
I love classpecting! It's the greatest joy I have with Homestuck. I hope you will be happy to hear that I strive to finish this template up.

Speaking of, Ramona, Witch of Heart and Emmet, Page of Space. Scott unfortunately was kidnapped and/or shot dead behind a McDonalds, but fortunately Soos takes his place as the Heir of Heart.

I'll do more in an hour, more or less.

Lily from space days is pretty cute.

>>150865473
Build for BEC

Big Evan Cock (or bec noir)

>>150864167
My HERO Oxnard will teach that stupid human the joys of SCIENCE, with FACTS and LOGIC

>>150865516
>builds him a robot dick
>It has a gun in it because why not

my first time attempting a hero mode panel!! lots of work to do to improve but im happier with the outcome then i thought i would be!! ( will prob have to click it to see the finer details :p)

>>150865192
https://files.catbox.moe/01t41c.png

>>150865469
>Stanley Pines
Thief of Void.
>Batman
Knight of Void.
>Raven
Witch of Void.
Also, I would argue Pearl is a better Knight of Life.

>>150865623
>Stanley Pines
How so? I classpected him as Vriska.
>Batman
YES.
>Raven.
Also YES. I was diagnosing Titans classpects yesterday and tried to come to a conclusion. Robin certainly seems like a Doom player.

It doesn’t bother me as much since I’m not that much of a fan of eridian compared to john, but it is disappointing that he’s entered the same sort of group of “characters who are only happy by being heckin gender progressive” since I recall his issues being rooted more in being desperate for any connection while also being a massive cunt because of the hemospectrum shit.

>>150865665
His shady nature, taking up multiple identities, but also in a way stealing the mysterious nature of Gravity Falls for himself (and also sell it back). He tries to bring Ford back, and he does that by giving himself the mystery.

>>150865699
Oh wow, I didn't think of it like that. Give me a moment to think on this further, I'm eating and I wanna add more characters to the list.

>>150865523
Oxnard took the wrong message from his favorite sci fi movie

>>150865699
>>150865725
He also in Void tradition has fought off a zombie swarm with nothing but his fists.

>>150865469
>I love classpecting!
may I have your thoughts on johnny bravo? I would wager he's a theif of heart

>>150865623
>>150865699
Shrouding himself in falsity is also how he defeated Bill.
>>150865725
Like I said, there's many ways to interpret a class and aspect. It's especially tricky with classpect inversions, as Light is obviously a significant part of his character (his obvious need for success and riches).
>>150865737
True.

>>150865469
where do you think the terrarian (from terraria fucking nuts i know) would be in your opinion?

>>150865572
I like it, but it is a bit muddy.

>>150865766
yeah, its my first time though but now that ive got a good grip on it im gonna try and just do it over and over until i get alright at it!!! >:)

>>150865572
really good first attempt but the coloring has too many gaps

i know what you are oxnard

I KNOW WHAT YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

>>150861838
interesting hand placement @_@

>>150865779
break a leg

>>150865469
Doctor Doom could be a Mage of... well, Doom. Or maybe Light?

>>150865749
Not that anon, but depends on how you view him. I think a Thief of Heart is more of an intentionally manipulative person who makes people adore them without any regard for said people. I don't think he's intentionally malicious in that regard, but more so just following his heart. So I'd give him Maid or Knight.

>>150865469
Summoner Terrarian is a mage of blood
Paladin Terrarian is a page of hope
Magician Terrarian is a mage of void
Ranged Terrarian is a thief of space

Just my gut instinct

>>150861876
>>150861889
She is an expert in human hierarchies and romance. Have you ever heard of the omegaverse?

>>150865792
Who the fuck is that

>>150865828
You mean the one thing i ever heard even more retarded and autistic than quadrants?

>>150865826
yeah i can see these honestly

I think a good example of a Thief of Heart is Velvette from Hazbin Hotel.

>>150865828
i have heard about it but i keep fucking forgetting what the whole beta, omega or shitfuck whatever means

>>150865851
pokemon trainer

>>150865876
Omegaverse has quadrants too, oh boy does it have quadrants it would love to share with you

>>150865691
When you put it like that it's extra weird yes, like it's strange to fix the guy who's self obsessed and struggles with connections by making him even more introspective and self obsessed. What is genderspecial stuff other than self obsession after all?

>>150865898
Ramble anon, I think it's cute.

>>150865919
Nah dude, nobody needs to hear about alphas, betas, omegas and gammas

They imported some (poorly researched) theory about pack dynamics in wolves and then added male pregnancy to the mix. They have LORE about why rape is cool actually

>>150865938
>LORE a8out rape
Tell us anon we need to know a8out it. Tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us

>>150865938
Tell us about this right now

>>150865938
it's just Gor for a new generation of weirdo anal faggots and obese girls

>>150865665
Id say batman is Knight of Mind
I mean common, mind is all about justice and personas, thats Batsy right there

>>150863095
that's not transphobic that's just not caving to internet dumbasses trying to use social pressure to turn their blorbos into nothing but hollow, meaningless validation of their own narcissistic delusions about fiction THEY DID NOT FUCKING CREATE.

i don't even like Viv, but a creator of a character has every right to refuse to acknowledge the overwhelmingly fucking stupid "X is totally trans coded" theories. they justnsee what they want to see, they're barely even actual fans of the work in question (more fans of whatever personal fanfiction they convinced themselves was canon because it inflated their self worth). this shit was fine when it stayed in fanfiction, because that's where a fandom's emotionally masturbatory fanfiction SHOULD stay.

>>150866061
He's Light if you ask me. Purely because his real 'power' has always been stupid amounts of luck and fortune to always come out on top.

>>150866083
>stupid amounts of luck and fortune
that's just a trick he learned from some tibetan monks

>>150866132
exactly
he will ALWAYS have an excuse in his back pocket, no matter how many corners he's pressed into, he is a living embodiment of understated luck

>>150865986
>>150866030
OG anon here. Haven’t done enough research to do it justice. But heres a brief rundown
>in omegaverse humans have pheromones and heat, also an extra sex regardless of male or female
>alphas: the dominant gigachads. All have dicks that produce sperm, can use powerful “alpha voice”
>omegas: submissive, can all get pregnant
>betas: irl normal people basically, often social outcasts
There are rules about pairing based on second sex but i dont know them well. The genre has roots in dystopian fiction and is a clear example of feminist literature.

>>150866154
what a8out gammas?

>>150865124
Limebloods have pyrokinetic powers.
Heat from fire makes water evaporate.

>>150865475
lmfao

>>150866075
Who cares

Sootnose Amazon pressing Imposter.

>>150866154
>is a clear example of feminist literature.
Bro it's just porn for women. That's literally what it originates as. It's just an excuse to have PiV sex but with gays.

The Songbird demanding The Imposter to use his fire powers during DR4GON STYL3 sex but he doesn't have any so he puts out cigarettes on her ass when she's not looking. She loves it

Batman would totally be a prince of heart because he's so completely absorbed into his alter-ego he denies he's Bruce Wayne.

>>150866190
Viv apparently doesn't, and that's more based than whatever the fuck Hussie's got going on

>>150866227
That fits Knight of Void as well.

>>150866167
Depends
A caste of servants and incels, or alphas who aren't into raping and cater to power bottoms instead

>>150866227
he never denies he's Bruce Wayne, Batman is just who Bruce Wayne is in the dark (both literally and figuratively).

there is also a lot of confusion between Bruce's fake public Bruce Wayne persona and the real Bruce Wayne in these discussions.

>>150865986
nta basically everyone is born a specific type (alpha, omega, betas, ect) and when they mature their type is 'presented' or known. omega males are capable of becoming pregnant if they're not careful. usually they are a very oppressed class, while alphas dominate
both alphas and omegas go into crazy feral wild heats like animals which looks like this site during the last days of no nut november. omegas typically take 'heat suppresants' to minimize the effects and also not release pheromones as hard that drives nearby alphas into a crazy rapist state
there's also the idea of a soulmate sorta. omegas can be 'bitten' in the neck by the person fucking them and marked as their mate for the rest of their life. another reason they have to be careful- saving themself for the right one so to speak. iirc in some forms of fiction, once you are marked by your mate, you both only go into heat around each other after so there's at least that convenience
anyway

I need Imposter and Sootnose blue collar mineshaft worker porn so bad it's unreal. Unfortunately most fans latched onto the Swansong thing instead even though Sootnose has more backstory with long hair Karkat, it's a sad world

>>150865749
I'm getting a little stumped with this one, he's certainly a Heart player for sure. >>150865823 Has the right idea though, probably Maid of Heart but I don't want to be too sure just yet.
>>150865816
I don't know Marvel all that much outside the movies (up until Endgame), so I don't know much about Doctor Doom, I did however put Steve Rogers as the Knight of Hope, because, well let's face it, he's a true American hero.
>>150865864
I was thinking of Hazbin classpects as well, I wanna do more thinking first but Charlie is a Sylph of Heart I would imagine.

Batman, Knight of Void. Raven, Witch of Void. Robin, Thief of Doom. Stanley, Thief of Void. Stanford, Mage of Void (I'd argue Dipper would be one as well). Steve Rogers, Knight of Hope. Charlie Morningstar, Sylph of Heart.

I'll try and do a lot more later.

Also about the Terrarian, >>150865826 has the right idea.

I just saw a carved wooden dragon drive past me, it is a sign I need to keep writing this fanventure outline

>Karkat probably would have stepped aside and ensured a real limeblood could be on duty if he knew Terezi's sense of smell had broke
>Terezi probably would have admitted she isn't fit for songbirding any more and stepped aside for a replacement if she knew Karkat wasn't a real limeblood and the gas levels were getting way too dangerous
Everything ruined yet again because they FUMBLED THEIR COMMUNICATION
FUCK

>>150866327
all the 8eforan ancestors were horri8ly mid.

>>150866307
this is 8e crazily hot if trolls did this. Think a8out it:

High8loods (Indigo to Fuchsia) are the Alphas
Mid8loods (Olive and Co8alt) are the 8etas
Low8loods (Rust to Lime/Gold (since Limes are all DEAD on Alternia)) are the Omegas.

that way I could just rape a low8lood and mark her as mine

it literally just works. I solved the hemospectrum

>>150866371
peak!

>>150866372
Maid of Heart works pretty well with Bravo, classpect inversion is Prince of Mind. Dipper as a Mage of Void is also pretty good. As for Hazbin characters.
>Charlie
Heir of Hope.
>Alastor
Thief of Time.
>Niffty
Maid of Doom.
>Vox
Seer of Mind.
>Valentino
Seer of Heart.
>Velvette
Thief of Heart.
>Lucifer
Bard of Hope.

NO MORE TIER LISRS

>>150866431
>in every timeline, in every time period, a Vantas and a Pyrope MUST fail to communicate
same as it ever was
same as it ever was

>>150866467
yeah okay now do a tier list of hottest characters

I pray RWBY fully comes back next year so I can be cancer twice as much. I love terrible written media and always will.
Fionna and Cake is coming real soon so imma be annoying with that as well...fuck.

>>150866467
why is meenah chopped in half

>>150866439
>murderstuck would've just been gamzee and eridan raping everyone
homestuck improved?

>>150866492
this is not being chopped in half what the fuck are you on

>>150866214
>Encourages him to be more dominant and really gets into it when he does during sex

>>150866431
Its also a parallel to Kankri and Latula, where Kankri couldnt work up the nerve to confess to Latula and pines after her to this day

>>150865469
If your so good at classpecting fictional characters classpect HIM

>>150865584
HOLY

>>150866554
Muse of Hope

>>150864975
Not in my house

Give me two utterly random characters.


do it.

>>150866431
>Karkat abandoned the mine before the explosion because he had faith in Terezi that if anything happened she would detect it and the place would be evacuated
There's no way he knew about her anosmia. I can't see him doing it otherwise.

>>150866605
bart simpson and koopa paratroopa

>>150866605
scoobydoo
detective conan

>>150866482
most attractive: picrel
least attractive: all the teenager characters

>>150866554
Muse of Hope, pretty easy actually

>>150866554
I know it isn't but that looks like the UFO schizowall in GTA5
>The main cast get sucked into sburb
>Michael prototypes Brad by accident
>Trevor prototypes Johnny by accident
>Franklin prototypes Chop by accident
>Michael spends the entire game thinking he's on drugs

>>150866657
pffftthahaha based

>>150866657
>took a decade to understand what auspistism was
This wasn't just me right? I'm not retarded right

>>150866623
that's pretty gay, 8ut whatever. I mean come on. You don't even think Meulin is cute? She's legal, y'know.

>>150866327
>Still no cute art of the two
Fuck.

imagine sex with fem equius fem gamzee and fem eridan

>>150866587
>>150866634
Makes sense... but now do his INSANE WIFE

>>150866683
unfortun8ly, you are retarded........ It's literally just medi8ing 8etween two people. Is that really that hard to understand?

give me your semen

>>150866691
hardcore rape with fem Tavros and reverent worship of fem eridan

>>150866699
Yeah but I thought it was like mediating between two kismeses to make sure they don't kill each other

>>150866713
all the leijons are for gentle rape followed 8y hardcore cuddles

>>150866641
its beautiful anon.

>>150863213
I'll never forget my part in raising him. Thanka for letting me be one of his many, many godfathers.

>>150866720
yeah, it 8asically is. When someone already has a kismesis, they might need an auspistice to make sure they don't fall into the caliginous quadrant, so there's no 8lack infidelity

>>150863431
>Remember... remember us... remember that we once were cool...

>>150863357
Everyone knows Brolee is only as old as the Beta Trolls. He's just fucking massive. Don't be mistaken, he's still a kid who makes mistakes, just like the rest of them.

>>150866685
meulin is adorable but i used to rp as her so i'm not attracted to her in that way

>>150866554
Everyone is saying Hope, and I totally see it, but I also see Time. The official description states that these are "who you call to make the impossible happen", and Ayin sure as shit did that. Took him awhile, but he did it.

>>150863444
Well yeah its basically Saint Sebastian which is the saint with the horniest depictions of all time

>>150866826
>rping
how fascinating. Was it fun?

>>150866713
Grubsauce blast!

>>150865475
the designs and lore for them have been so fucking lame, but the memes have been good at least

>>150866554
>>150866697
Anon, I'm sorry, I didn't know where this is from and I had to look it up. At first I thought it was Danganronpa, but apparently it's a console game called, "Library of Ruina". I'll do research on his insane wife named *checks wiki* "Carmen", since the other anons say the other guy is a Muse of Hope. Right now, I will take a nap, hopefully about Classpects, or Terezi biting me.

Time is such a slave aspect it's unreal. You're the janny of the session that has to clean up after the innumerable mistakes of your friends and the second you do you're not even the "real" you anymore and you're gonna die imminently. Time traveling backwards is a scam and you doom yourself instantly unless you were going to time travel anyway. Your every whim is bound by predestination but unlike everyone else you know instinctively that nothing you fucking do matters. Unless you're a Lord or maybe a Prince you're SOL

why did they cover beforus!terezi in that weird fucking turquoise? i know redglare and latula had cyan accents, but it seems like hussie and his tard crew just completely forgot what colour teal is

>>150866950
And sonic's arms are not blue

>>150866372
Claiming Optimus Prime as Heir of Blood before anyone else can.
Also claiming Megatron as a Lord of Rage.

>>150866931
>What if you wanted Free Will
>But Skaia said "Time player"

The fuck is going on on Beforus that Tealbloods keep breaking their sense of smell.

>>150866931
Lord is the ultimate Janitor for a series of sessions, we went over this numerous times.

>>150866950
is thou happy with this instead?

>>150867006
genuinely looks so much better

>Imposter and Sootnose having passionate sex which turns a degrading
>She keeps coaxing and teasing him about being an imposter mutant, pretending to be something he's not
>Eventually it's too much and he snaps, taking over
>He throws the degradation back on her, fucking her face so she can't talk anymore
>Degrades her about how she failed her duty and that she's a worthless Helpsman
>She gets insanely wet as her throat's getting a hard fucking

>>150866967
>>150862584

why have i seen people blame equius for gamzee killing him when he scoffed at karkat's order to go do that, and made his intention not to harm gamzee clear to his face. it's not equius's fault he obeyed his team leader and he didn't seek to kill gamzee like karkat wanted him to, he just wanted to talk. idc if he talked to gamzee everyday and said he needed to embrace his role as a highblood or whatever and got sweaty during it, he didnt deserve to be killed. what type of normal person thinks a 13 year old messaging someone asking them to rp is "sexual harassment" or that even if it was its an excuse for that person to haul off and kill them? gamzee could have just logged off like tavros did when gamzee started flirting with him

>>150867173
Going to Gamzee to peacefully talk is one thing, that's not where he went wrong it was actually pretty level-headed of him
But, even when Gamzee had shot him and started choking him, he could not set aside his dogmatic worship of the hemospectrum long enough to fight back, even when it was his life, and Nepeta's life, and everyone else's life on the line. He was so caught up in finally getting to live out the fantasy of being subjugglated that he chose that over stopping Gamzee from murdering him and his friends

>>150867250
i think there's a bit of self/harm theme in murderstuck, with gamzee slashing his own face and everything, but that still doesn't mean equius deserved to die for anything he did

>>150867315
Deserves got nothing to do with it.

Day TWO of drawing Aranea everyday. Every. Day. Every. Single. Day.

I H8 DRAWING EYES!!!!!!!!

How the FUCK does anyone do this????????

>>150867371
b8anradia…

>>150867392
>beightanradia
I think you mean "8eforanradia"

Gotta love me some karezika content

>>150867371
thats such a lovely aranea! i drew something for you because i respect the dedication

>>150867521
thank you nonny. I hope some day I can draw the spider as good as you. any tips?

>>150867031
for an instant i thought your writing gonna evolve into beforus karkat and terezi discover the 69, and because of that the signless symbol means actually sex

Also, cool greentext

>>150867535
find art you like and use it for reference
dont stress over perfection

>>150866467
Why is Cherub Session Jack Noir included? And what is the lyricstuck tier supposed to be? I know what the word means, but what is the tier supposed to convey?

>>150867639
i think cherub jack is just meant to be stand in for all the jacks

>>150867562
iirc they're all derse dreamers right

>>150867672
no??????

>>150867639
still love years later = ones i'm surprised i still like
lyricstuck = my other favorites who evoke an oceanic feeling within me
cherub jack = was the only jack on the list

>>150867688
i'm such a stupid 8aka........ I thought 8ecause I H8ED Vriska and Terezi, and karkat's a whiny 8itch, that they were derse dreamers like me

>>150867546
Kek, that's probably how it happened, yeah. And thanks.

>>150867731
Me thinks you don't get enough oxygen moving through your brain

>>150867250
tbf it is BECAUSE of his cast worshipping that he feels gamzee was in the right to do whatever he did
people can be overtly submussive to any authority even if they don't mean to be and it seems unreasonable ie stanford prison experiment and that time a prank caller got a mcdonalds employee to strip

>>150867521
cute! how do i make pixely art?

>>150867731
Prospit dreamers are either naive saints or leeroy jenkins retards no in between

>>150867800
what software are you using?

>>150867831
clip studio paint but I don't know how to make high res pixel art like yours

>>150867790
Ok but I dont think he "doesnt mean to be", thats his whole shtick. He tells you "i love the hemospectrum and i love being a bottom bitch" which manifests in him wanting gamzee to dominate him (and also manifests in him wanting lowbloods to dominate him, that fact doesnt invalidate his casteism, it in fact reinforces it. Equius wouldnt be so turned on by submitting to a lowblood if he didnt genuinely think theyre inferior). So when a character says something, and their action reinforces that thing they said, it becomes pretty obvious what their deal is

>>150867846
im not the guy who drew the aranea (Sorry!) anyways im not familiar with clip studio but maybe try turning off antialliasing?

>>150863205
>so i kinda tried to design him
THEYRE NOT EVEN HIDING IT ANYMORE

>>150867846
Bigger canvas = More detail

But of course you are working with pixel art, working with the standard 640x450 homestuck size would give u perfect space to make it detailed as needed

>>150867935 (me)
Also use a binary brush

>>150867891
>>150867935
ok I'll try these!

>>150867956
Awesome! The brush size anon uses in picrel >>150867521 looks to be about 2.5px - 3px which is usually what homestuck uses too for semisprite

>>150867866
that's really wrong though, at first he refuses gamzee's order to submit and says "what" and "we really should talk". and i don't really think someone finally giving up to self-hating racism means that everything proves they're actually racist, he even said he didn't understand why gamzee sucked but he was highblooded while he liked aradia and she was lowblooded - that doesn't seem like a BDSM fetish to me, just a kid struggling to make sense of caste growing up in a casteist society. equius wasn't just a racist, he had complex feelings about the hemospectrum and didn't just perpetuate alternian values while only second guessing them after doing something awful like killing someone like vriska did, or give into delusions of grandeur in a weak moment like gamzee did. like he was constantly asking to be punished for even saying mildly ignorant things

>>150867931
Hide what? They were pretty clear from the beginning a lot of the designs were made by them with notes from Hussie and given to him to draw

>>150867980
also, im a firm believer that even if someone "liked" being strangled/abused/hurt, it doesn't mean it's their fault someone else strangled them. nobody uses that logic for terezi or tavros, just equius

>>150863843
Caliborn accidentally saying he finds his sister hot didnt generate nearly enough content and im mad

>>150867980
He's part of the entity that made Alternia the way it was in the first place. He gave himself his own beliefs. Just like Gamzee and B1 Dirk being influenced by Lil' Cal are just giving into their own urges.
>>150867987
Its not just about 'liking it' its about his choices. The thing is, one of the main things we know about Equius is his uncontrollable strength, how he bruises his super strong lusus with just a pat, shit just disintegrates into his hand and this is initially portrayed as an involuntary impulse. Then we cut to Gamzee somehow choking this mutant freak who up until then was splintering bows just by drawing them, with a bowstring. Its telling you that Equius has much more control over himself than we initially thought.

>>150868092
determinist lord english retcons don't play a factor in equius's death

>>150868092
Oops, wrong reply on that second one, meant >>150868018

>>150868049
when? what?

>>150868107
In a narrative sometimes new information is established to complicate or develop your understanding of previous information

>site still down
HUSSIE YOU HACK

>>150868165
so you think dog dick jade or trans vriska informs their previous characters? do you think the way dave acted in act 6 informs his character in previous acts? homestuck is not a planned story, it was written on the fly and it's one of the most inconsistent when it comes to added information making sense or being charitable to the characters

>>150868259
the only time added information even works or is interesting is if the character was a previous nothingburger and that nothingburger-ness adds context as to why they wanted to become important like aranea. when it doesn't work is with equius and gamzee, retroactively basically just saying "they were always doomed to be this way"

>>150868149
I think it was when hes talking about the "how to draw manga" books, and it goes something like
>The bitch in the cover is the perfect companion, she's hot, and unlike your sister knows how to keep her mouth shut.
>N-not like you think your sisters hot. MOVING ON.
Besides its said by Aranea that cherubs look for mates of the same alignment as their lost sibling. This also fuels my crack theory that Ult Calliope is chasing after Dirk because she wants to tap that evilness

>>150868259
the fact that anyone pretends to take any of this garbage seriously is beyond parody

>>150868328
Homestuck: beyond causality

>>150863628
Oh my god. Aradia and Sollux use Tavros as the bvll.

>>150868259
Neither of those first two are in the main comic.
>do you think the way dave acted in act 6 informs his character in previous acts?
Yes? You can say its a bad direction but Dave in Act 6 is in direct communication with many facets of his character in the previous acts, from his relationship with his Bro and the unwilling hero/broken sword stuff.
>homestuck is not a planned story
Much of the trolls were not planned. Where do we arbitrarily draw the line? I get not wanting to include postcanon stuff, but if we can't discuss the entire comic from first page to Act 7, what are we even doing?
>determinist lord english retcons don't play a factor in equius's death
Equius' death does not play a factor into Equius' character. In fact, Equius does not play a factor into Homestuck at all. We will now stop discussing this irrelevant, unplanned aside that Hussie made the mistake of adding

>>150868357
It's a shame too because outside of Equius and Eridan none of the other trolls cared even a little bit about Alternian society
At least Equius gave Aradia the weapons she needed to get her revenge

>>150868423
Well, Aradia getting her revenge was sort of just giving Vriska what she wanted, both emotionally (she wanted Aradia to be mad at her, to hate her, to punish her) and practically (lead to her god-tiering).
I wouldn't say no one cared either. The whole reason Vriska fucks with Tavros is because she hates his weakness from an Alternian perspective and wants to toughen him up. And Karkat sees leading the session as a chance to put on his ambitious troll military leader pants cause he wanted to be in the army so bad.

>>150868307
>crack theory

Nah that ones on point, its what good alligned Cherubs do.

>>150866691
What if Eridan like in this AU? A Femcel?

>>150868999
*What is

>>150866691
Wow karkat looks awful

>>150862919 (me)
>Tavros - The Kindhearted
Ever since he was a little wriggler, Tavros always wanted stand out amongst his brownblood peers. In Beforus, most brownbloods typically went to low-end jobs, such as farmhands, builders, factory workers. Even though direct blood caste discrimination was outlawed, there still existed a bias against lowbloods, which made it very difficult for them to access more skilled work. Tavros was one of those people, and without alternian Vriska around to destroy his self-esteem, he decided to go down this challenging path. Despite his strong animal communion skills, he wanted to become someone more than a farmhand, as most brownbloods with his ability tend to be. After some consideration, Tavros decided to study as a veterinarian, applying to the nearest university (beforus, all education is paid for by the government). As soon as began studying, he immediately faced bullying and harassment from his higher caste peers, but this didn't deter him from his studies. Despite this, Tavros never held grudges against his bullies, and was know to be kind and considerate to everyone around him, earning sympathy from his tutors and lower blooded peers. Eventually, Tavros' powers helped him to gain an edge over his high blood antagonisers in his final years at university and overcome them, becoming one of the very few low bloods to graduate from university with flying colours. After that, Tavros found work at a lusus rehabilitation centre, where he helped sick and injured lusii recover. After around a few sweeps, he become of one the best doctors there, earning a high wage as well as a comfortable and happy lifestyle.

>>150869072
no need to 8e mean to her she's already a mutant FREAK who's very existence is cull-worthy

>>150868999
Probably the same way
So desperate it's a turn off

>>150869209
>turn off
how could someone resist this face?

why would trans people autistically hyperfixate on a setting where part of the universe's rules are a gender binary limitation on class?
is it just because they can use it to affirm themselves by self-inserting as a class Sburb wouldn't actually let them have?

>>150869285
no, it's mere coincidence. And also the trolls.

>>150868999
Either that or an extremely misogynist pick me girl who vehemently hates other women

So you're allowed to make Homestuck threads again? Did the janny die?

There was a scratch, the janitor now answers to us

>>150869285
everyone ignores that rule. besides some classes are not gender specific and its not like the comic treats class as a good thing (many players struggle against their "assigned role" this is a big thing on the meteor)
Even if that is a problem the fandom is gay as hell to make up for it

>>150869311
he got cucked 8y another Homestuck cosplayer and killed himself

>>150869311
Homestuck pilot let us sneak back into relevance but it's probably back to sporadic HS2 update threads again if it doesn't get picked up

>>150868328
It feels like I'm taking crazy pills when I see people praising the post-canon shit.

>>150869310
probably the only way female eridan would work
such a femchud she puts off hippie softboy malefef

>>150869285
same reason trans people autistically hyperfixate on enforcing gender roles and gendered fashion

>>150869285
>where part of the universe's rules are a gender binary limitation on class?
everyone ignores this. as they should.

>>150869337
>old characters
SHIT
>old plotlines involving them
SHIT
>new characters
Fun
Overall HS2 sucks but it's been nice regarding the old cast's kids (when they're the focus) and the Deltritus shit. The Epilogues were such a rotten foundation that when you clean most of it out it's not too bad. Unfortunately guess what HS2 is 70% is built on

>>150869393
>70%
You're being REALLY generous. It's closer to 90%.

If there wasn't dog penis shit would the post canon stuff be viewed any better? Like if Jade was just a normal bitch with a normal pussy

>>150869468
Would Yiffany be an ectobabby

>>150869285
You're asking why transgender people gravitate towards and relate to a story where people are assigned certain gendered roles against their will by forces outside of their control?

>>150869365
God I need more of this but theres no fucking fics about them

>>150869468
it would be easier to ignore since jade having a hoagie invades homestuck since it fucks with the moment she god tiered. at least stuff like jane going drumpfmode or dirk killing himself can be divorced from the OG

>>150869496
No, but the cucking plotline is changed with Jade baby-trapping Dave into a secret love-less marriage

>>150869468
I mean 90% of all the bad shit in current Homestuck stems from that decision so
It'd still suck since it's got dumb shit like tranny Roxy and Davekat but
It'd suck less.

>>150869468
well it wouldn't have futafags (me) support it so it'd pro8a8ly 8e seen as worse

>>150869506
they are a lovely couple
>https://youtu.be/C-JMf8MJ7uU?si=zLKphNP_R0JHJxLh

>>150869506
it's 8ecause it's physically impossi8le. They share the same 8ody

>>150863694
Karezi is so underrated. They truly find each other in every universe.

>>150869578
there are some extremely specific scenarios that only this exact situation allows

>>150869545
>futafags wouldn't like it
So it's better, gotcha.

>>150869591
Too bad the team is trying hard to make sure Karkat isn't interested in either Terezi, Nepeta, Jade, or any female character that's not Dave.

>>150869600
is that Jane in the pic? I ship it t8h

>finish request
>bread is burning
Never fails

i'm going to start to read prisounebound, looks neat and cool!
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1

I wanna 8ake the next thread plz don't make one until we're on page seven so I can plz

>>150869616
He calls her hot on multiple occasions, so it ain't unlikely

>>150869657
Fuck you it's gonna be vriska themed now, araneafag

>>150869620
you are doing god's work.

>>150869674
I would too. I mean, have you seen her?

>>150869679
Thanks, I have one more than I'm free.

>>150869620
karkat lives a hard life

>>150869497
nobody seems to really angst about it in the story so what is there to relate to? (well, besides the habit of trans people projecting their own personal problems onto every single character they like and coming up with threadbare, selective, self-serving "theories" or "headcanons")

>>150869695
>nobody seems to really angst about it in the story so what is there to relate to?
Dave does nothing but angst about being a Knight, even before Act 6. Rose also immediately rebels against her quest and starts tearing the game apart. The character's assigned roles in the story are a huge source of tension throughout.

>>150869601
Is there any chance at all that talking about Imposter and Sootnose together in the Discord or something would spark further discussion by more fans or Vibri? Or are we just doomed to wait for the tiniest of scraps.

migrate

>>150869735
>>150869735
>>150869735
>>150869735

plz plz plz plz

>>150869756
>not /hsg/
skipped

>>150869756
you have to wait for page 8 at least you NEW[cutie]

>>150869517
That feels like it's more in character with what the epilogues established

>>150869776
You know I just realized that we already have a babytrap in the epilogues with Jake and Jane.

>>150862699
at this point its just a feminizing fetish i guess. or just pandering for parasocial people.

and i like fem stuff but i dont put a bunch of character of mine on hrt just because of it.

>>150862715
i would simply ignore lol

>>150869811
>Somewhat feminine Beforus Karkat who is a bit shy and submissive but will dominate Beforus Terezi with enough goading
Based.
>Beforus Karkat takes fucking HRT because the mentally ill faggot says so
Cringe.

>>150869730
angst about the gender roles. feelings of angst and rebelliousness that literally anyone might feel for entirely gender-unrelated reasons are not directly speaking to your personal gender issues, no matter how much you struggle with theory of mind

When will moonrunes do the colsla rape request?

Shai'Hulud

>>150869987
probably tomorrow night but who knows, someone should tell that guy to do his artwork

>>150868357
what the fuck are you talking about? i'm saying when it comes to equius's death, information added in later doesn't matter because homestuck is not a planned story and has a history of retconning. i was discussing what happened up to equius's death and ending there, not the retarded "he was always going to be part of lord english!1!1'" badly written retconned-in info that didn't exist nor was it thought about at the time of hussie writing his death, so that info is irrelevant when discussing his character in relation to his death
>We will now stop discussing this irrelevant, unplanned aside
no WE won't weirdo, stop projecting your issues with ordering people around onto equius

>>150861519
What if I cover him in honey butter and lick him up and down

>>150863628
isnt aradia the cuck here? she likes watching two men fuck. she sits in the cuck chair

>>150861352
nepeta my beloved :33