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Anonymous No.150869735 >>150871412 >>150872392 >>150875519 >>150875688 >>150876906
Homestuck Animated Pilot
Where we discuss the upcoming Animated Series, and the pilot that released.
Anonymous No.150869768 >>150869896
>>150869753
Just doomed. I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.150869787
>not /hsg/
fuck you.
Anonymous No.150869795 >>150869809 >>150869927 >>150876060 >>150876873 >>150877669
does anyone want to be friends.. im so lonely..
concerning the pilot: i liked it. i thought it was cool and i hope theres more.
someone please be my friend..
Anonymous No.150869809
>>150869795
this is the Eridan approach,
it does not work.
Anonymous No.150869824
So how does every Beforan ancestor get affected by the mine explosion? Aside from the obvious stuff like Sootnose and Imposter causing the explosion and Treeaboo, Rankmaid, Swansong and Helpsman getting hit by it. I imagine something like Muckrake getting involved by covering the news through a relationship angle between the two who caused it. I can't think of anything else for the rest.
Anonymous No.150869835 >>150869849 >>150869855 >>150869865 >>150872124
would a knight of void be cool or cringe
Anonymous No.150869849
>>150869835
Cool
Anonymous No.150869855
>>150869835
It would be the same way characters like Spawn or Batman can be written as cool or cringe
Anonymous No.150869865
>>150869835
How do you feel about Batman?
Anonymous No.150869896 >>150870897
>>150869768
There's gotta be a way.
Anonymous No.150869899 >>150869934
Is there a single poster in here whose dream self would be on prospit or is the whole thread dersefags?
Anonymous No.150869913 >>150869934 >>150869951
ME! ME! IM A PROSPIT DREAMER!
Anonymous No.150869927 >>150869966
>>150869795
sure, i'll 8e your friend nonny. do you, or do you not like dogdick jade?
Anonymous No.150869934
>>150869913
whooops i meant to reply to >>150869899
im such a moron
Anonymous No.150869948
You know, one thought I like to entertain about the Master Classes (because I don't think they're normally viable to apply to regular characters) is that whether you're a Muse or Lord depends on whether you're a Prospit or Derse dreamer respectively.
Anonymous No.150869951 >>150870094
>>150869913
get outta here prospitcuck. we're dersein' in this thread
Anonymous No.150869966
>>150869927
i am neutral on her having a dog penis
it doesnt make me mad but i am also not particularly aroused by the fact?? i dont know how to explain my feelings on this subject
Anonymous No.150870094 >>150870120
>>150869951
>we're dersein'
Is this how people call being depressed and suicidal these days?
Anonymous No.150870104
>Wake up on Derse
>Blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiWQU5b6D4 so loud the palace can hear it
Anonymous No.150870120
>>150870094
either that or getting felt up by the elder entities of the void
Anonymous No.150870149 >>150870192 >>150870202 >>150870881 >>150870892 >>150871881 >>150871952 >>150873835 >>150874360 >>150874537 >>150874619 >>150874978 >>150875253 >>150877685 >>150877755 >>150877766 >>150877803 >>150877890 >>150879257 >>150881023
Classpect roundup because we haven't done it in a while.
Anonymous No.150870192 >>150870538 >>150877717
>>150870149
Prince
of
Time
Anonymous No.150870202
>>150870149
Every time I get either Knight of Space or Knight of Void, so I guess the wielder of physics-based bullshit is here
Anonymous No.150870219 >>150870278
>when your moms thirst traps get 100 times the likes as yours
Anonymous No.150870262 >>150871952
Prince of Space
everywhere I go I leave plot holes
Anonymous No.150870278 >>150870554
>>150870219
I will never, ever stop imagining Rose as being freakishly skinny and perma flat, and consumed with extreme sexual rage over her mother's gargantuan tits
Anonymous No.150870443
chadkri mogged
Anonymous No.150870538
>>150870192
fffuck you
Anonymous No.150870544 >>150870754
big fan of strilonde incest
Anonymous No.150870554 >>150870628
>>150870278
This implies dirk has the flat girl genes meaning sis would be a flat fuck vriska style
Anonymous No.150870628 >>150870668 >>150870677
>>150870554
This also means Dove would have massive honkers, a real set of badonkers
Anonymous No.150870668
>>150870628
well, yeah
Anonymous No.150870677
>>150870628
The hussite law of symmetry demands it
Anonymous No.150870754 >>150870771 >>150870802
>>150870544

You're in good company.
Anonymous No.150870771
>>150870754
infuriatingly hot
Anonymous No.150870782 >>150870796 >>150870801 >>150875027
Reposting my beforean ancestors redesign wip incase people missed them:

>Aradia - The Usherer
Here, aradia works at a hospice. Despite her goth-like demeanor and appearance, she is well-liked by patients and staff, and is best known for bringing calm to dying patients and helping them to overcome their fear of death, making their final moments as peaceful as possible. Her work with patients have led her colleagues to nickname Aradia "the usherer", due to her unparalleled ability to almost guide the dying to the afterlife.

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Anonymous No.150870796
>>150870782
shit I did miss em, thanbks for reposting, anon, looking forward to seeing the rest!
Anonymous No.150870801 >>150870845 >>150875027
>>150870782
>Tavros - The Kindhearted
Ever since he was a little wriggler, Tavros always wanted stand out amongst his brownblood peers. In Beforus, most brownbloods typically went to low-end jobs, such as farmhands, builders, factory workers. Even though direct blood caste discrimination was outlawed, there still existed a bias against lowbloods, which made it very difficult for them to access more skilled work. Tavros was one of those people, and without alternian Vriska around to destroy his self-esteem, he decided to go down this challenging path. Despite his strong animal communion skills, he wanted to become someone more than a farmhand, as most brownbloods with his ability tend to be. After some consideration, Tavros decided to study as a veterinarian, applying to the nearest university (beforus, all education is paid for by the government). As soon as began studying, he immediately faced bullying and harassment from his higher caste peers, but this didn't deter him from his studies. Despite this, Tavros never held grudges against his bullies, and was know to be kind and considerate to everyone around him, earning sympathy from his tutors and lower blooded peers. Eventually, Tavros' powers helped him to gain an edge over his high blood antagonisers in his final years at university and overcome them, becoming one of the very few low bloods to graduate from university with flying colours. After that, Tavros found work at a lusus rehabilitation centre, where he helped sick and injured lusii recover. After around a few sweeps, he become of one the best doctors there, earning a high wage as well as a comfortable and happy lifestyle.

2/2
I'll do the rest later
Anonymous No.150870802 >>150870835
>>150870754
kinkmom's strilondecest fills me with infernal lust
Anonymous No.150870835
>>150870802
I really like her Crockerberts (unrelated but im still pissed theres no decent shorthand to include John, Jade, Jane and Jake since everyone has different last names), the implications of Condy molesting the shit out of John for sport are really hot
Anonymous No.150870845
>>150870801
please make beforan Vriska a terrorist
Anonymous No.150870863 >>150870886 >>150870894 >>150870900
homestuck was proto-troonslop
Anonymous No.150870881 >>150870910
>>150870149
i'm looking through extended zodiac stuff and lengthy blogs about classes and aspects and good fucking lord is this shit tedious

where do people find the time for this?

i thus will simply declare myself to be whatever the ideal, most powerful classpect is. these silly colored astrology squiggles and more astrology larping as game mechanics can get over themselves.
Anonymous No.150870886
>>150870863
oh chatbot, you say that about literally everything, go get a new prompt
Anonymous No.150870892
>>150870149
Bard of Space, which I know sounds bad but I don’t believe in the retarded BS of β€œbards r bad because gamzee and cronous r bad”
I think the idea of being able to passively invite the destruction of space in some ways could be useful against opponents, and if wielded right, beneficial to other members
Anonymous No.150870894 >>150870900
>>150870863
at first it was just somethingawful quirk chungus, then fagslop, then troonslop. the gay singularity shit was inspired by cartoon network/korrasami
Anonymous No.150870897 >>150870967
>>150869896
Be the change you want to see, anon.
Beforkat and Beforezi shenanigans are in your hands.
Anonymous No.150870900 >>150870928
>>150870863
>>150870894
Shut up, you fucking poser.
Anonymous No.150870910 >>150870947 >>150871115 >>150871727
>>150870881
Just take the 2012 quiz on Homestuck.net. It has, like, 14 questions. The 4chan quiz gives every anon a Void aspect for no clear reason.
Anonymous No.150870928 >>150870941
>>150870900
you have a dick and balls, get over it
Anonymous No.150870941 >>150870955 >>150870976
>>150870928
I think he’s aware about that considering he’s a man, anon
But also why the hell are you thinking about his dick? That’s some faggot shit
Anonymous No.150870947 >>150871110
>>150870910
What if WE are the horrorterrors
Anonymous No.150870948
I need to give cody a good dicking down
Anonymous No.150870955 >>150871019
>>150870941
everyone obsessed with trans cultism, for or against, are HOPELESSLY in love with the penis, it is their cross and grail
Anonymous No.150870967
>>150870897
I love the helpsman's retarded ass
Anonymous No.150870976
>>150870941
it's the serket larper troon who gets offended every time someone talks about trannies
Anonymous No.150871019
>>150870955
lmao
Moonrunes No.150871061 >>150871090 >>150871154 >>150871402 >>150871574 >>150871784 >>150872951 >>150873209 >>150873261
hello evveryone, tomorroww i wwill be doin a livvestream for the requests i got not long ago, along with actually finishing that one terezi request.

been a busy few weeks for SAHcon so with that being said i would like to do a sneakpeak of the trailer as well, and WIPs of upcoming panels
Anonymous No.150871090 >>150871142
>>150871061
looking forward to it big dawg
Anonymous No.150871110 >>150871130
>>150870947
>And then John was a horrorterror
Anonymous No.150871115 >>150871141
>>150870910
my decision was final and i don't need a quiz to validate it
Anonymous No.150871130 >>150871155
>>150871110
I mean for a long time it seemed like horrorterrors would be something interesting like being the dead players of every failed session
I swear I need it to be an advanced college course to study just how badly Hussie completely failed to capitalize on anything interesting in his setting
Anonymous No.150871141 >>150871224
>>150871115
You learn more about what class and aspect you are over time. It will become clear if you pay attention, just like it did for me, but the quiz helped and can point you in the correct direction.
Anonymous No.150871142 >>150871162
>>150871090
i wonder how a derseburger tastes
Anonymous No.150871154 >>150871254
>>150871061
where u stream?
Anonymous No.150871155 >>150871176
>>150871130
Why is Homestuck read almost exclusively by people who do not understand how or why Hussie writes?
Anonymous No.150871162
>>150871142
bloody as hell
Anonymous No.150871176 >>150871186 >>150871314
>>150871155
>who do not understand how or why Hussie writes?

I understand clearly! He writes exceptionally poorly and even amateurs have a better grasp of story than he does.
Anonymous No.150871186 >>150871214
>>150871176
Cool. So why are you here? This is a thread for Homestuck fans.
Anonymous No.150871214
>>150871186
You're a cute little dumb cunt. Go back to roleplaying while being all huffy and pouty.
Anonymous No.150871224
>>150871141
i don't need blogs or the work itself to validate it either.
Anonymous No.150871246 >>150871272 >>150871273 >>150871310 >>150871422
Just saw the pilot yesterday, and I really didn't like the pacing and they ruined Dave's character. What's the overall opinion of the pilot? I can't be the only one that thinks they missed the mark with this one.
Moonrunes No.150871254
>>150871154
picarto

https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesTwitter/

heres the link for whenever i start tomorrow
Anonymous No.150871272 >>150871317
>>150871246
that's what everyone else said too
Anonymous No.150871273 >>150871317
>>150871246
nobody thought it did well because it didn't, it's going to be passed over for a superior product and these threads are just another grave for everyone to sit in until they finally start shoveling the dirt on top
Anonymous No.150871299 >>150871444
new whiteboard when?
Anonymous No.150871309 >>150871353 >>150871605
well shit
Anonymous No.150871310
>>150871246
everybody thought it did pretty well, because it did. it's going to get picked up over the lesser competition and these threads are just another general for everyone to sit in waiting in anticipation for the next episode
Anonymous No.150871314
>>150871176
hey now, there is (exactly) one thing Hussie can write competently: arguments between barely pubescent children.

i wonder why that is.
Anonymous No.150871317
>>150871272
>>150871273
On one hand I'm happy that others see this as an inferior Homestuck product, but on the other hand it sucks we got another failed Homestuck project lol.
Anonymous No.150871353 >>150871369 >>150871605
>>150871309
My strategy was to go 3 brooding caverns, 1 drone production, lifeseed early because you're going to be bombing a fuck ton, bombard sectors right before they're red (70-80) and keep killing those clowns for as long as you can afford the moves, their random events are really not worth the reduction in Order
Anonymous No.150871369
>>150871353
>honory fuchsia
can you fuck the condy in this game
Anonymous No.150871402 >>150871433
>>150871061
so did you already get a slot (at least management’s approval) or is the work to try to get approved for a slot?
Anonymous No.150871412 >>150872909 >>150873483 >>150876580 >>150878350
>>150869735 (OP)
the whiteboard hass arrived https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954
Anonymous No.150871422 >>150871485
>>150871246
It kinda sucked and didnt do as well as hopium addicts thought, but theres still a chance in hell it gets picked up. Time will tell.
Moonrunes No.150871433 >>150871817 >>150872951
>>150871402
if you're referring to a slot for SAHcon, the slot was given to me a while ago, that way we have time to work on our projects for the premiering.
Anonymous No.150871444 >>150872968
>>150871299
theres still room on this one i think I will make a new one tomorrow on friday unless we desperately need a new one. maybe with a theme? to boost interest , beforus maybe, or something else?
Anonymous No.150871485
>>150871422
>but theres still a chance in hell it gets picked up
If future episodes are like the pilot, and Dave isn't changed back to an unsmiling nonchalant wannabe cool guy I won't even care if it gets picked up or not.
Anonymous No.150871539
sex with meenah (black kuwheen)
and sex with meenah (extremely racist white mom)
Anonymous No.150871574
>>150871061
Good luck and break a leg (not actually)!
Anonymous No.150871605 >>150871621
>>150871309
>>150871353
what game is this i'm intrigued
Anonymous No.150871621 >>150871974
>>150871605
Open wide
https://qawervice.itch.io/viceroy
Anonymous No.150871727 >>150871952
>>150870910
this is getting ridiculous. When I first took the 4chan quiz I got seer of void, then 8ard of void. when I took the 2012 quiz I got thief of light, thief of hope, and now picrel. The general theme of destruction is there, 8ut this is just stupid at this point
Anonymous No.150871784
>>150871061
Good to hear you're back. We better get that hip-to-hip image. Remember to include the moms and trailer trash.
Anonymous No.150871817
>>150871433
epic sauce
Anonymous No.150871828 >>150871865 >>150871904 >>150871944 >>150876225
Reposting here too.
Anonymous No.150871865
>>150871828
I hope anon passes a motorcycle exam one day
Anonymous No.150871881
>>150870149
Last time I got prince of breath, but whatever
Anonymous No.150871904 >>150872052
>>150871828
anon should miss more motorcycle exams so I can get more meenkat
Anonymous No.150871944
>>150871828
Motor exam people will fail you at literally every turn if they can because they're trying to make money for the mafia.
Anonymous No.150871952 >>150871967
>>150871727
>>150870149 (me)
prince of space I guess

>>150870262
I am you
Anonymous No.150871967
>>150871952
Hello cousin!
Anonymous No.150871974 >>150872041
>>150871621
I got a fucking communist infestation man what the fuck Alternia is falling
Anonymous No.150872041 >>150872103
>>150871974
>nuke a place to reduce order
>immediately suffer the second coming of Jesus, order jumps to 70
Anonymous No.150872052
>>150871904
I may be the 3rd meenkat enjoyer here, I might draw them again, sexually.
Anonymous No.150872103 >>150872114
>>150872041
He's the chosen one
Anonymous No.150872114 >>150872181 >>150872194
>>150872103
Im going to fucking quadruple nuke this rusty
Anonymous No.150872124
>>150869835
>void knight
Screw that, wasted 50 hours of my life grinding out 10% more melee damage
Anonymous No.150872172
I always lost at around 13-14 sweeps
Anonymous No.150872181
>>150872114
Try just ignoring him on the first stage of that event, killing him makes a martyr
Anonymous No.150872190
awesome
Anonymous No.150872194
>>150872114
fucker.png
hehehehe
Anonymous No.150872392
>>150869735 (OP)
homesliced its pretty funny and comfy read while i wait for the new up8.
Anonymous No.150872423 >>150872493 >>150872495 >>150872521 >>150872536 >>150872557 >>150872604 >>150877582
https://megidochan.de/hsg/
Reminder
Anonymous No.150872493
>>150872423
what is this illegible garbage
Anonymous No.150872495
>>150872423
What the fuck is this, a homestuck imageboard?
Anonymous No.150872521
>>150872423
wwhy you do this
Anonymous No.150872536
>>150872423
I've been looking since you posted and I have yet to find a homestuck image.
Anonymous No.150872557 >>150872563
>>150872423
I DONT UNDERSTAND. AM I RETARDED? SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!
Anonymous No.150872563 >>150872632
>>150872557
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Anonymous No.150872569 >>150872599 >>150872612 >>150872625 >>150872638 >>150872987 >>150873119
https://files.catbox.moe/s5t7nq.mp4

i cant draw for shit but man learning to draw and make flash animation is so much fun!!
Anonymous No.150872580 >>150872849
>Let the clowns spread
>Get ten random events on one turn
Jegus fuck
Anonymous No.150872586
Why the fuck I keep getting 0 moves, is it because of the bombardment thing? I had no idea that the friendly fire incident debuff was permanent
Anonymous No.150872599 >>150872695
>>150872569
very nice very nice
Anonymous No.150872604
>>150872423
there is 3 times way more spammers on megido than in here why i would go there? here is comfy at leasts
Anonymous No.150872612 >>150872695
>>150872569
poggers
Anonymous No.150872625 >>150872695
>>150872569
>https://files.catbox.moe/s5t7nq.mp4
this looks pretty good!!
Anonymous No.150872632
>>150872563
cured my retardation
Anonymous No.150872638 >>150872695
>>150872569
>can't draw for shit
how DARE you lie to me like this. This is significantly higher quality than what I can make. Good job jadeanon
Anonymous No.150872695 >>150872765 >>150872771
>>150872638
>>150872625
>>150872612
>>150872599

thank you all soo much!! :D it means a lot to me and gives me encouragement to keep trying!! <3
Anonymous No.150872715
>made it to 18 sweeps
Send in the clowns
Anonymous No.150872765
>>150872695
someone post the motivational cali8orn quote
Anonymous No.150872771 >>150872832 >>150872876
>>150872695
Anonymous No.150872828 >>150872862 >>150872955 >>150872976 >>150873052
Why do the kids never seem bothered by the fact their actions basically killed everyone in the world? Even if it was inevitably going to happen, they are the ones who triggered it.
Anonymous No.150872830
it sucks
the end
Anonymous No.150872832 >>150872851 >>150872857
>>150872771
god cali8orn was always so fucked 8ased, aside from killing calliope.
Anonymous No.150872849 >>150872941
>>150872580
Couldn't be me, those purple fucks kept destroying the order for me. To banditry and cultists!
Anonymous No.150872851
>>150872832
I'm moreso upset because he bascially reduced my change of getting cherub tonguejob by killing her
Anonymous No.150872857 >>150872879 >>150872911 >>150873369
>>150872832
>calliope
Calliope was such a boring character. Basically just a more knowledgeable Jane.
Anonymous No.150872862
>>150872828
Because it is more convenient to use the children as vessels for sexual trauma and family drama than to acknowledge the pure nightmare of the initial game/comic premise. Originally, Homestuck made sense because it was a game where those sorts of things don't matter! Then cognitive dissonance smashed the entire thing to smithereens.
Anonymous No.150872876
>>150872771
they are just like me fr.
Anonymous No.150872879 >>150872898
>>150872857
more knowledga8le AND less sexy. a horri8le com8in8ion
Anonymous No.150872898
>>150872879
>Less sexy
True, but I still wanna shove my cock into her jaw
Anonymous No.150872909 >>150874222
>>150871412
whiteboard 6
Anonymous No.150872911
>>150872857
calliope is where I gave up and fell out for good, everything about her was just the same shit as Jade/Kanaya/Rose with the sweetness turned up to 11
Anonymous No.150872941 >>150872988
>>150872849
Grats. Did you make use of the monuments at all? I cheesed the last sweep by just spamming them with all my moves.
Anonymous No.150872951 >>150872990 >>150872999
>>150871433
>>150871061
>there's conventions purely for homestuck
what the FUCK
Anonymous No.150872955
>>150872828
It's made pretty clear that the Reckoning wasn't caused by the kids, but that SBURB is a way to escape and cause the Reckoning.

Do you know about firing squads and blanks? It's like that. Someone will cause the initial Reckoning by being the first person to play SBURB, so there's no reason not to play it and no way to know if you're the one who caused it unless you're the one who discovered it in the Frog Temple.
Anonymous No.150872968
>>150871444
some themes could be fun now and then
Anonymous No.150872976 >>150873110
Whew things are happening in Medievalstuck outline town
Feels a little bit like I'm writing the Thirteenth Warrior though, need to keep an eye on that

>>150872828
The trolls do them the mercy of not telling them what happened after they left, so for all they know it was a mild meteor shower plus the two big impacts Rose saw on the map. Rose probably knows though.

The meteor that Bro bisects is about a half kilometer or so in diameter by my rough estimate-- they call those "city killers". The one heading for Jade's house is much larger. At the scale of that map it was tens of kilometers across. The one that "killed the dinosaurs" was ~12 km across by comparison. The tidal wave alone probably killed two thirds of the population on earth within hours, and the ensuing nuclear winter starved everyone out within a year or two. Oh yeah and every dormant volcano on earth probably erupted at once afterwards due to the shockwave, so add Yellowstone, Krakatoa, Mt. Etna, etc. to the list of ensuing disasters.
Anonymous No.150872987 >>150873112
>>150872569
really cool! what song is this?
>has fucking cars
whoa
Anonymous No.150872988
>>150872941
No, in fact I put one and had to nuke it later lmao, but I did make use of the bottom and top regions, didnt even know they could be colonized before this run. Basically try to put an imperial dron factory in each region, then 2 grubcaverns per region, improve liferate until order goes above 20, then stall it, never deal with bandits, etc
Anonymous No.150872990 >>150873061
>>150872951
It's an online thing.
Anonymous No.150872999 >>150873061
>>150872951
there's about to not be lmao
Anonymous No.150873052 >>150873074
>>150872828
humanity needed a culling. they did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.150873061 >>150873081
>>150872990
that's still really fucking cool

>>150872999
what
Anonymous No.150873074 >>150873137 >>150873153
>>150873052
It's weird to think there's shit tons of earth sessions out there, all with their own past earth and plot to go through
in contrast the trolls only had their one
Anonymous No.150873081 >>150873118 >>150873229
>>150873061
nta but i think they wont be hosting sahcon anymore from what ive heard
Anonymous No.150873092
What Viceroy possibly looked like as a kid
Anonymous No.150873110 >>150873630
>>150872976
Jade's meteor never impacted. That was all collateral damage from overzealous dogbeams
Anonymous No.150873112
>>150872987
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R9K2nUbWnmI
thanks!!! :D <3 i found it searching up royalty free chiptune
Anonymous No.150873118
>>150873081
Didn't the person responsible say they were considering handing the event to someone else? Or was that all speculation?
Anonymous No.150873119
>>150872569
This feels adventurous. Reminds me of act 4 in that way.
Anonymous No.150873137 >>150873214
>>150873074
the fact the game was well known and many had their own copies and there was a hilarious review of it by gamebro lives rent free in my head
Anonymous No.150873153 >>150873214
>>150873074
We actually don't know how many people played the troll version of the game

Aradia may not have been the first to see that temple after all
Anonymous No.150873209
>>150871061
More like SAHcon dese nuts amirite? Heheh, high five me guys!
Anonymous No.150873214
>>150873153
No she absolutely was, there wasn't much indication anyone COULD play it without the trolls having Skaia work for them to engineer it. It was only them.

>>150873137
Right? Surreal how the early comic was so free with the ideas. I'd pay a lot to see what the year-long version of Homestuck would look like.
Anonymous No.150873229
>>150873081
>find out it exists the last year it will ever be
fuck my chungus life
Anonymous No.150873261 >>150873286 >>150873495 >>150873503
>>150871061
More like SAHcon dese nuts amirite? Heheh, high five me guys!
Anonymous No.150873286 >>150873330 >>150873376
>>150873261
how did you cut a chunk out of the image on accident? how does that happen?
Anonymous No.150873330
>>150873286
Looks like a portion of the crop was transparent for some reason and the canvas backround was white. This meant anon didnt notice the mistake
Anonymous No.150873369 >>150873419
>>150872857
calliope does seem like a manifestation of the nepeta-esque stock sweet green character archetype but i still think she's interesting because of the circumstances surrounding her, like being basically the same person as caliborn obviously hating her other half just as much as he hates her. homestuck just feels like hussie talking to himself and nowhere is it more obvious than the twins. interesting how there's never any transcendence or integration with one's own shadow, just caliborn/LE killing himself in a vast sea of his own creation and letting his "positive side" escape the realms of reality
Anonymous No.150873376
>>150873286
I cut the dialogue directly rather than copy and pasting it into another layer and drawing over it all before moving it so there was a chunk free of anything on a white background so I didn't notice when I saved it.
Sai2 is a bit fucky for editing memes rather than drawing, I always forget to create a grey layer underneath when I'm doing stuff to catch that.
Anonymous No.150873419
>>150873369
calliope was never going to work unless Hussie had stuck with a strict progression of 4 kids -> 4 trolls -> 4 beta kids -> 2 cherubim, which wouldn't have overwhelmed the cast and kept the writing a lot more snappy
Anonymous No.150873483 >>150874214
>>150871412
that's the old whiteboard
Anonymous No.150873495
>>150873261
This UGLY son of a SBURBIAN is banging HELLA NERDS
and basically, you're fucking stupid
How?...
Just watch the free video
Anonymous No.150873503 >>150873605
>>150873261
this little shit is the kind of kid to moan loudly into his mic while in a lobby
Anonymous No.150873605 >>150873756
>>150873503
More like the kind to moan loudly when fucking any of the Space Days characters of my choosing, OH!
Anonymous No.150873628
>>150861122
I missed the chance to participate in shiptunes but god damnit I'm going to try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVWt2RDsoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-124RmcV7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCkN3Sve9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDpwh0pCXDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1JY0rt2Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZnNt9nnEhw
obligatory feels track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2GvvPt7J64
Anonymous No.150873630
>>150873110
given the energy required to do that the result should be the same. maybe add high levels of radiation to the list. the trolls do know the vast glub happened, meaning at least feferi and a few others would know every single troll besides big C is dead
Anonymous No.150873743 >>150873797
Holy shit it's Kris Deltarune
Anonymous No.150873756 >>150873791 >>150873820
>>150873605
this has
>insecure bottom publicly LARPing as a top
energy all over it
Anonymous No.150873791 >>150873988
>>150873756
Who the fuck says I'm insecure?
Anonymous No.150873797 >>150873813
>>150873743
Quick, get his autograph
Anonymous No.150873813
>>150873797
Yeah sure let me just get my pen and- OH NO
Anonymous No.150873820 >>150873842
>>150873756
now I NEED Lily dominating the shit out of him
Anonymous No.150873835
>>150870149
>4chan quiz
>page of void
I think this test was just made to dunk on anons. Maybe we are all just a bunch of anonymous nobodies...
Anonymous No.150873842 >>150873856
>>150873820
>corners him and holds him against the lockers after school
>holding her forearm to his throat to keep him in place she pulls out his dick and starts jacking him off

Now this type of shit is classic Homestuck. Let's have him raped.
Anonymous No.150873855 >>150873867 >>150873877 >>150874005
>talking about rape
HSG IS BACK
Anonymous No.150873856 >>150873863 >>150873887
>>150873842
Did you forget the part where she's all of five feet tall
Anonymous No.150873863
>>150873856
He ain't any taller.
Anonymous No.150873867
>>150873855
2025 HSG no longer as the guts for that kind of stuff, 2012 internet really was a different world
Anonymous No.150873877
>>150873855
You missed the extended discussion about gay rape in the previous thread
Quite cultured and civilized
Anonymous No.150873887
>>150873856
>bringing logic into this
It's not about the physicality of the rape. It's about the mentality of the rape.
Anonymous No.150873926
D4V3 W4K3 UP 1M GO1NG TO R4P3 YOU NOW
Anonymous No.150873982 >>150874025 >>150874027
Not rape related but I think she's very cute. Would like to see her more as well as the emo but I already know the players are gonna be all the main kids.
Anonymous No.150873988
>>150873791
>he asks, insecurely
Anonymous No.150874005 >>150874013 >>150874020 >>150874167
>>150873855
what was the old hsg rape meta?
Anonymous No.150874013
>>150874005
hypnostuck
Anonymous No.150874020
>>150874005

Old /hsg/ was a...special kind of place.
Anonymous No.150874025 >>150874031
>>150873982
Shes a reference to another comic. A troll version of her appears in prisounebound. No they arent the same character with one dressing up as the other to do pre-session shenanigans no its just a reference.
Little shit (dont know his name) should appear in the session, just have him hitchhike in alan's or lily's entrance. Even if its just to die immediately. Justice for big dick!
Anonymous No.150874027
>>150873982
shes just a oc of the authors friend
look up drinking problem to see more
i will warn you its dead as fuck
Anonymous No.150874031 >>150874054
>>150874025
Which classpect has the most BDE
Anonymous No.150874054
>>150874031
bard of time, runner up prince of time
Anonymous No.150874061 >>150874081
/hsg/ theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKiA76WESQ
Anonymous No.150874081 >>150874110
>>150874061
R4P3 R4P3
Anonymous No.150874110 >>150874136
>>150874081
IM G0NN4 R4P3 Y0U >:]
Anonymous No.150874136
>>150874110
oh no not that anything but that oh no
Anonymous No.150874167 >>150874186 >>150876601
>>150874005
Anonymous No.150874186 >>150876619
>>150874167
mituna raping sollux is possibly the hottest thing there is
Anonymous No.150874214 >>150874225
>>150873483
haven't made a new one yet unless someone else did and I missed it
Anonymous No.150874222 >>150874957
>>150872909
excellent screenshot work anon
Anonymous No.150874225
>>150874214
I hallucinated "new" and "old"
Anonymous No.150874360 >>150874402
>>150870149
Huh. I never would have thought but fuck it okay sure whatever.
Anonymous No.150874375 >>150874382 >>150874419 >>150876029
What will you do if another human player enters the universe of Beyond Canon from his own Earth Sburb session… and he’s the last black Man in existence
Anonymous No.150874382
>>150874375
Immediately goad him into performing the chaos dunk
Anonymous No.150874402 >>150874420
>>150874360
I nEED to fuck you, anon.
Anonymous No.150874419
>>150874375
I hope they recreate this with Rose and then He fucks her into becoming a blacked slut cuz at this point Rose is such a bland character now with no direction that race play would make her more interesting
Anonymous No.150874420
>>150874402
Bro if I'm Kanaya then I need to fuck me too
Anonymous No.150874438 >>150874450 >>150874531 >>150876025
Well shit, I'm Vriska now
Anonymous No.150874450 >>150874482
>>150874438
You're Vriska if she weren't a bitch.
Anonymous No.150874482 >>150874494
>>150874450
Retcon John could have been so much cooler if weird things like this were able to be changed, not just the past without dooming but fundamental parts of the story like someone's class. For that matter, you introduce the idea of glitches being possible, and then the Lord and Muse class, and then DON'T make John a Lord of Breath as the big finale? Fuck you!
Anonymous No.150874494 >>150874535
>>150874482
A whole suite of classes you could only get if you were hacking the game would have been a fun addition

"Demiurge of HUH?"
Anonymous No.150874531
>>150874438
shes a thief...
Anonymous No.150874535
>>150874494
Just Lord and Muse alone would have been incredible. Imagine if defeating English consisted of the four kids becoming Lords and Muses and completely destroying him. I mean, just John alone as a Lord of Breath would have matched the parallel of Ness and Magicant
Anonymous No.150874537
>>150870149
Anonymous No.150874578 >>150874586 >>150874597 >>150874601 >>150874789
I got the hots for Lily's teacher.
Anonymous No.150874586
>>150874578
so does lily
Anonymous No.150874597
>>150874578
>she has the Roxy Swirlβ„’
I can see why.
Anonymous No.150874601
>>150874578
Big "has a couch in her classroom" energy
Anonymous No.150874604 >>150874613 >>150874621 >>150874622
Give me two more random ass characters
Anonymous No.150874613 >>150874638
>>150874604
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees
Anonymous No.150874619
>>150870149
Mage of Light, ready to fuck up somehow.
Anonymous No.150874621 >>150874702
>>150874604
gordon freeman and roxy lalonde
Anonymous No.150874622 >>150874628 >>150874661
>>150874604
Cody Rhodes
Anonymous No.150874628
>>150874622
Kevin Nash
Anonymous No.150874638 >>150874645 >>150874648 >>150874658 >>150874674 >>150874798 >>150874932 >>150875411 >>150875440
>>150874613
Anonymous No.150874645
>>150874638
This would have made Freddy vs Jason so much better
Anonymous No.150874648
>>150874638
LMAAAOO
Anonymous No.150874658
>>150874638
kek
Anonymous No.150874661 >>150874672 >>150879088
>>150874622
Anonymous No.150874672
>>150874661
KWAB
Anonymous No.150874674 >>150874890
>>150874638
I hate this but not as much as I hate how I have no way to not like this
Anonymous No.150874702 >>150874716 >>150874717
>>150874621
Anonymous No.150874716
>>150874702
REAL
Anonymous No.150874717
>>150874702
>the silent man and the yapper in the flushed quandrant
i see it
>filename
lmao
Anonymous No.150874789
>>150874578
random backround character... go!
Anonymous No.150874798
>>150874638
real
Anonymous No.150874890 >>150874966
>>150874674
alright so on the spur, let's assume 12 players. The Tournament of Power alone gives us 10; Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, 17, 18, Krillin, Roshi, Tien, and Frieza. Lots we can do here. For example, Tien is fucking out; he can be prototyped for someone. Next, 17 and 18 will count as a single player as twins together. That's down to 8 players. You get Future Trunks in there because who the FUCK you think is the Time player? Bulma is in too. 10 players. Buu gets prototyped trying to eat the kernel, of course; the player is Mr. Satan; 11. Player 12 is Broly.

Your session for Dragon Ball is Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, 17&18, Krillin, Roshi, Frieza, Mr. Satan, Bulma, Future Trunks, and Broly. Hell if I know who has which class and aspect besides the obvious. Frieza can be the Space player for the peak joke of him being forced to raise frogs.
Anonymous No.150874932
>>150874638
holy shit saved
Anonymous No.150874935
Time to play bot or not
Anonymous No.150874957
>>150874222
thanks, man. they're pretty fun to tetris together
Anonymous No.150874966 >>150874994
>>150874890
Okay, but only if it's Z Broly and he is the Lord of Rage.
Anonymous No.150874978 >>150875052 >>150875392
>>150870149
hey guys wait up, I'm going to alchematize some spats or some shit I'm not fucking fighting like this
Anonymous No.150874994 >>150875036
>>150874966
Nope. Has to be Super Broly for this concept. Maybe still a Lord of Rage. He's Rage, either way. Frieza is Space, Trunks is Time. Bulma is Mind. Hard to match everyone else with confidence.
Anonymous No.150875003 >>150875061
>super broly
You lost me anon.
Anonymous No.150875027 >>150877055
>>150870782
>>150870801
>Sollux - The Techmaster
Fully delving into his passion for programming, Sollux managed to exploit his hidden talent, graduating from university at the top of his class. He had no trouble in securing himself a job at a prestigious tech company, with his astounding work ethic and desire to learn. Despite this, he found it difficult to move up the career ladder, as he was not interested in socialisation and kept to himself. All of this changed when Sollux made a groundbreaking discovery, that led to upper management taking direct notice of him. After his promotion, people began paying more attention to his work and he began receiving greater recognition for his effort. After a few sweeps, Sollux became the company's head of engineering, with his now legendary computing skills earning him the nickname of "Techmaster" from green-horned interns.
Anonymous No.150875036
>>150874994
Maaaan Super Broly isn't as cool though. Also I think Mr. Satan would be Page of Blood. Not sure about everyone else.
Anonymous No.150875052 >>150875492
>>150874978
*slaps dat ass*
juicy <3
Anonymous No.150875061
>>150875003
Hey, I like Z Broly, but I'm working off of a straight end-of-Super scenario. You got Z Broly for troll stuff, and Cheelai would be a cute sprite. Anyways, I changed my mind about Bulma. She's way too much a Light player.

>Goku - Hope
>Vegeta - Void
>Piccolo - Life
>Gohan - Mind
>17&18 - Blood
>Krillin - Doom
>Roshi - Breath
>Frieza - Space
>Mr. Satan - Heart
>Bulma - Light
>Future Trunks - Time
>Broly - Rage
Anonymous No.150875129 >>150875189
Brolee is so cool that I'm making a DND NPC based on him for my campaign
Anonymous No.150875143 >>150875203
Anonymous No.150875189
>>150875129
share the character sheet once you're done, please
Anonymous No.150875203 >>150875725
>>150875143
>equius if he survived up to the epilogues
Anonymous No.150875253
>>150870149
Anonymous No.150875267 >>150875287 >>150875764
I wish this had the Lord and Muse included.
Anonymous No.150875287 >>150875307
>>150875267
rogue of mind is fucked up wtf
Anonymous No.150875307
>>150875287
nobody's a rogue of mind, it's fine
Anonymous No.150875371
Anonymous No.150875392 >>150875492
>>150874978
You're a Page of Heart, its not like you'll contribute much to a fight.
Anonymous No.150875411
>>150874638
It makes too much fucking sense, Jesus fuck.
Anonymous No.150875440
>>150874638
I just realized the clubs symbol with the faces in it kind of makes it look like the Scream guy is putting his arms around Freddy and Jason to calm them down
Anonymous No.150875492 >>150875495
>>150875052
>>150875392
stop-I can fight, I have a weapon! put me in coach!
Anonymous No.150875495
>>150875492
yeah yeah, put in the booty shorts heart boy
Anonymous No.150875519
>>150869735 (OP)
>discuss the upcoming Animated Series
I suspect a homestuck show is likely an attempt by Spindlehorse/roo to get into the IP mining race, adapting old or current fanmade webcomic/fanfic/game franchises into movies and tv shows. So even if viv does fuck up making the actual show, they're probably testing the water to see if they can do even more underground fan projects later down the line.
Anonymous No.150875620 >>150875677
Anonymous No.150875636 >>150875665
just made this take on a homestuck sequel that takes place on earth c. thoughts?
Anonymous No.150875665 >>150875680
>>150875636
huh?
Anonymous No.150875672 >>150875706 >>150878223
If Hussie wanted a lot of money quick why doesn't he make a Vampire Survivors clone real quick? You already have the hordes of enemies with the imps and everyone on Skaia. The Grist could be XP. All the weapons you pick could be weaponkinds.
It'd be relatively easy to make and could help fill the money hole Hiveswap and the Viz deal made.
Anonymous No.150875677
>>150875620
We gotta kill Dirk.
Anonymous No.150875680
>>150875665
i think its pretty self-explanatory
Anonymous No.150875688
>>150869735 (OP)
homestuck became nortubel tier now
Anonymous No.150875706 >>150875734
>>150875672
how do they only have 1 child? big plothole BAKA
Anonymous No.150875725 >>150875742
>>150875203
>John makes the timeline he wants outside of Dirk or Calliope's control and prevents Murderstuck to stop drama
>Equius lives to see the ship
>instead of Davekat, it's Karquius because John doesn't know Equius but thinks that he has to have him do something
>John, being an inexperienced writer, forgets that Karquius exists until he has already finished the timeline
>Sour Timeline where everybody gets the endings they want
>"the endings they want" means the endings according to John's idea of what they would want
>initial conflict is about forcing John to read and see previously unseen interactions between characters so he can retcon the timeline again and again and again and fix things
>eventually involves John inserting himself into the Troll Session
>John has to hide and prevent any alterations to the timeline at that point so he doesn't screw up anything that would lead to the creation of Earth without the trolls as gods
>little changes mount until John has eventually completely fucks up the story by killing Doc Scratch to prevent Lord English
>the Scratch still happens but causes things to fuck up to the point that the result is one session of the humans as trolls and another of the trolls as humans, creating one eight player session and one twenty four player session
>John forces in the extended zodiac, prevents the deaths of limebloods, and makes Trickster Mode something people can experience normally because he keeps adding things he thinks are cool
>the result is a fever dream, but John learns more about troll culture by seeing himself and the other humans as trolls
>conflict becomes John hating how he has thrown away the initial Sour Timeline by repeatedly giving in to the ideas of others while having to bear the weight of them as a now solitary writer until he can somehow make it to the better version of the Sour Timeline that everyone wanted, subverting his classpect for the impossible for a story he just wants to move on from
Anonymous No.150875734 >>150878223
>>150875706
If I was Cody's dad the only problem in that household would be Cody couldn't sleep because I'd be banging his mom so much every night.
Anonymous No.150875742
>>150875725
crazy
Anonymous No.150875764 >>150875770
>>150875267
circled all the canon ones
Anonymous No.150875770 >>150875779
>>150875764
you forgot meenah lel
Anonymous No.150875771 >>150875780 >>150875871 >>150875937 >>150875940 >>150875941 >>150876001
does passive vs active classes even matter? what's the difference?
Anonymous No.150875779
>>150875770
Anonymous No.150875780
>>150875771
Anonymous No.150875818
I was so close
Anonymous No.150875871 >>150875989
>>150875771
passive classes manipulate the battlefield, active classes engage directly. the real problem is only a few classes are confirmed to be active or passive in canon making generalizations difficult. Another issue is obviously someone with say an active class can still engage in passive, influencing behavior while a passive class can still get up in the enemy's face.
This makes the active/passive distinction difficult to work with.
It does fit very well for certain class pairs like prince/bard and thief/rogue. Both are clearly in their element when they are being very passive or active. But this is more difficult with classes like page or knight who's active/passive distinction is debated to this day.
Anonymous No.150875893 >>150875906 >>150875917 >>150875923 >>150875951 >>150876113 >>150876663 >>150876728 >>150878424
Ok question
Which homestuck gal would be the most successful asmr YouTuber
Anonymous No.150875906 >>150875922
>>150875893
Rose or Aradia, maybe Kanaya.
Anonymous No.150875917
>>150875893
aranea
Anonymous No.150875922
>>150875906
kanaya gives me more "makes 1 hr+ long video essays about some shitty shows from the 2000's" vibes
Anonymous No.150875923 >>150876906
>>150875893
I can see Kanaya's style of speech good for lulling you to sleep at night with a 3 hour video of her doing a video essay on a game you've never played.
Anonymous No.150875937
>>150875771
I always perceived it as the way one interacts with their aspect, in a way. Passive classes tend to go with the flow, while Active classes tend to encounter more friction, probably tend to be more self-aware.
>Heir
Complete natural at their aspect.
>Page
Is a student of their aspect and tends to struggle in life with it, to learn.
>Sylph
Heals their aspect.
>Witch
Breaks their aspect.
>Seer
Loves their aspect and teaches people about it.
>Mage
Is wary of their aspect and teaches people about it.
>Rogue
Shares their aspect.
>Thief
Challenges their aspect and keeps it to themselves.
>Maid
Lives life in a way that serves their aspect, continuing it.
>Knight
Tends to wrangle their aspect, putting it on the right track.
>Bard
Fucks with their aspect just through their way of life.
>Prince
Makes their aspect bend the knee and can destroy it.
Anonymous No.150875940
>>150875771
Narrative agency is my read on active vs. passive. Some of the descriptioms you'll read go into the served by / serves using aspect instead. A thief of light might manipulate someone's fortune or steal it but a rogue would be a like a good luck charm and merely influence
Anonymous No.150875941
>>150875771
It's in the nature of RPG classes for some to be more reactive or support-oriented than others. It's just that Homestuck has this black and white duality motif shit going on. Note that the character who exposits on this stuff is Calliope who comes from duality: the species, and of course it's bound to be super important or something-- for them. Probably also the carapacians. Wasn't there a book or something in the Rose walkaround? I forget.
Anonymous No.150875949
Roxy should've been a Witch of Void.
Anonymous No.150875951
>>150875893
Terezi
Don't judge me
Anonymous No.150875989
>>150875871
Passive classes in a way have their singular, big active moments like Gamzee going apeshit, Jakes Hope-Nuke or Alt Calliopes only active act being the destruction of the Green Sun.
Anonymous No.150876001
>>150875771
Classpect is mostly just a descriptor of a character's role in the story, and the passive/active dichotomy is forced because Hussie has simmetry autism. To my understanding a passive class uses its aspect in a way that reflects onto others or the narrative as a whole, while an active class's aspect reflects onto its own carachter.
Think about how Vriska, an active Light player, stole other characters' narrative relevance to elevate her own, or how Gamzee, a passive Rage player, used rage (his own and the audience's) to help shape the story rather than benefitting from it himself.
As far as combact goes, you can do whatever you want with your classpect powers as long as it fits your narrative role
Anonymous No.150876025
>>150874438
shit. lets be Vriska
Anonymous No.150876029
>>150874375
Geromy?
Anonymous No.150876060 >>150877721
>>150869795
You're a 30 something year old adult male

Man the fuck up, lift some weights, and get a job. Maybe then you'll have friends
Anonymous No.150876113
>>150875893
Vriska. There’s already a successful ASMR hypnotist VTuber. She even has fangs, if I’m not mistaken.
Anonymous No.150876210 >>150876685 >>150876957
Anonymous No.150876225 >>150876244 >>150876265
>>150871828
motor exam anon here, fantastic job! Thanks. They actually just cancelled all my future motorcycle exams because my papers stopped being valid after a year so I gotta fill out all the paperwork again -_-
Anonymous No.150876244
>>150876225
hang in there anon, you got this
Anonymous No.150876265
>>150876225
Anon, they’re scamming you. Try as hard as you like, but expect them to fail you on purpose so they can collect more money.
Anonymous No.150876439
Anonymous No.150876580
>>150871412
petah
Anonymous No.150876601
>>150874167
i know a guy like that
Anonymous No.150876619
>>150874186
>mituna as the rapist for once
I gonna need examples for science
Anonymous No.150876663
>>150875893
Gamzee. He making asmr cooking his miracle pies. And randomly honking while it loool.
Anonymous No.150876685 >>150876692 >>150876869 >>150877214
>>150876210
Sadly Lord English has been running the show since 2013.

The kids escaped nothing
Anonymous No.150876692
>>150876685
he is still here.
Anonymous No.150876728
>>150875893
Kanaya for her eloquence and thoughtfulness or Nepeta for her cuteness and playfulness.
Anonymous No.150876809 >>150877935
Which classpect gets fucked over the most?
To me it's either the Rogue of Doom because they have to accept their doom as their big thing or Bard of mind, which is just some fucker constantly breaking his own mind.
Anonymous No.150876826
I actually rlly lyk da pilot! ! ! ! But I dont,,,, lyk,,, Dave voice,
Anonymous No.150876869
>>150876685
Their way of escape was to the newly created universe that would centuries in the future birth the same Cherub they escaped from.

Of course, it atleast looks less fucked by him, but at the end there is always Lord English.
Anonymous No.150876873
>>150869795
add me on discord pikerfn ill be ur frien :>
Anonymous No.150876906 >>150876924
>>150875923
if you want the perfect kanaya voice here you go
https://youtu.be/_2jLpSw4wHQ?si=jpm7BNgzJIVQpr2B&t=49
>>150869735 (OP)
didnt watch it knowing it was trash and lo and behold
>vivzy pop syndrome (everyone constantly swearing and sick of eachother)
>mischaracterization
>already showing off characters when they shouldn't
>saying that its set in 2009 and yet usage of phrases like "PFP" and "DMs"
LE SIGH, homestuck deservers better than this shit.
Anonymous No.150876924
>>150876906
>vivzy pop shit
the funny thing is that according to the credits she wasnt even involved in the writing
blame andrew for alll that
>homestuck deserves better than this
no it doesnt anon
it hasnt for a long long time
Anonymous No.150876944
beforus vriska would be like one of those bitchy girls who peaked in highschool and went on to become a nursing student for some reason. btw she would have small perky breasts and a large ass and anyone who disagrees is a davekat fan
Lovecraft’s cat No.150876957
>>150876210
Kino
Anonymous No.150877055 >>150877083 >>150877740
>>150875027
This also earned him the attention and adoration of the beforean condence herself
Anonymous No.150877083
>>150877055
Look, I'm not against AI or anything, but you could've at least cleaned up the artwork. Also prompt it with simple coloring next time.
Anonymous No.150877153 >>150877166
When can we expect confirmation of more episodes
Anonymous No.150877166
>>150877153
never
Anonymous No.150877214
>>150876685
I am Lord English
And you are too
Anonymous No.150877425 >>150877438 >>150877442 >>150877456 >>150877462 >>150877505 >>150877525 >>150877964 >>150878179 >>150878713
Finding out Beforus was filled with mostly well adjusted people who had a perfectly functional society that didn't need mass torture to function just makes what came after look like The Alternian Century of Humiliation.
How did Trolls descend into retardation so quickly?
Anonymous No.150877438
>>150877425
Mr. Vanilla Milkshake happened.
Anonymous No.150877442
>>150877425
this guy mostly
Anonymous No.150877456
>>150877425
groomed by the underling of the most retarded man alive
Anonymous No.150877462 >>150877475
>>150877425
They got the Amalgamation of Caliborn, Gamzee, Equius and Dirk as their first guardiand and you're surprised they went full idiot?
Anonymous No.150877475 >>150877493 >>150877499
>>150877462
From which of these did the pedophilia come from?
Anonymous No.150877476 >>150877516 >>150877530
So this is where Doc Scratch lives!
Anonymous No.150877493
>>150877475
gamzee
Anonymous No.150877499
>>150877475
Gamzee with a dash of AR being a weirdo.
Anonymous No.150877505
>>150877425
whyte whords guys using magic cue ball hax
Anonymous No.150877516
>>150877476
I GROOM MINORS
Anonymous No.150877525
>>150877425
Such is the nature of civilization.
Anonymous No.150877530
>>150877476
offtopic but i love the homestuck's pixel mspaint artstyle so much bros. i cant get over how cool it is. its my main inspiration for the art style i chose, its amazing, thats all.
Anonymous No.150877582
>>150872423
I am not posting on your krautsite
Anonymous No.150877669 >>150877721
>>150869795
I'm alwaya your friend. Just call out for me in your direst time of need, and I'll be there.
Anonymous No.150877685 >>150877717
>>150870149
:)
Anonymous No.150877717
>>150870192
>>150877685
Anonymous No.150877721 >>150877730 >>150877915 >>150877930 >>150877962 >>150878037
>>150876060
i am neither male nor 30 years old
>>150877669
hey thanks!
Anonymous No.150877730
>>150877721
this roxy is cute holy heavens
Anonymous No.150877740
>>150877055
Snowman model when? Since nobody wants to draw her.
Anonymous No.150877747 >>150877801 >>150878067
Anonymous No.150877755
>>150870149
I fight for love! I also have incredibly complicated issues about myself...
Anonymous No.150877766 >>150877775 >>150877799 >>150877942
>>150870149
ill join you...too
Anonymous No.150877775
>>150877766
That sprite is cool, anon! I love the weapon!
Anonymous No.150877799 >>150877831 >>150877869
>>150877766
wow your art style looks really gay and lame, i bet you listen to korn and post safe horny shit about aranea like some faggot loser
Anonymous No.150877801
>>150877747
makes no sense, everyone in that server is a fucking lunatic
Anonymous No.150877803
>>150870149
Anonymous No.150877831 >>150879836
>>150877799
Not cool, Egbert. I won't tolerate Aranea slander.
Anonymous No.150877869
>>150877799
>accused of liking Aranea
Harsh
Anonymous No.150877890
>>150870149
Holy shit, I look awful.
Anonymous No.150877915 >>150877951 >>150878055
>>150877721
>not male
you’re gonna get called a tranny
>not 30 years old
you’re gonna get called a zoomer
Anonymous No.150877930 >>150878055
>>150877721
>tranny zoomer
>in our beautiful homestuck general
Anonymous No.150877935 >>150878268
>>150876809
>Thief of Doom
>Unluckiest mother fucker who can't catch a break even though they keep trying their best
>Or Page of Life
>Extremely difficult for them to grow as a person because they struggle with growth
Also, I think generally a Bard of Mind is too ignorant to realize how retarded they are.
Anonymous No.150877942
>>150877766
wow your art style looks really gay and cool, i bet you should join my polycule and circle jerk in the 'cord like some shitty loser faggot
Anonymous No.150877947 >>150877965
I'll give /hsg/ three guesses as to what musician's FMA page I found this on. This was the only comment.
Anonymous No.150877951 >>150877974 >>150877990 >>150877999 >>150878007 >>150878151 >>150878328 >>150878342 >>150878424 >>150878694
>>150877915
im fine with being called a tranny despite being born female
ive been called worse
Anonymous No.150877962
>>150877721
roxies or gtfo
Anonymous No.150877964
>>150877425
At least Alternia wasn't lame.
Anonymous No.150877965
>>150877947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zel1NCYPAA
Anonymous No.150877974 >>150878032 >>150878108
>>150877951
You deserve many friends... Have a Roxy on the house.
Anonymous No.150877984
I liked it okay. I think I lost myself a bit on the overdramatization of the first strife or how they are changing things just a tiny bit. I get it why but I also it makes the series worse.

One of the entire points of homestuck for me is the build up from silly to epic, and the tone slowly going from really funny to actually you taking more seriously, this is a bit lost here too. A bit to spastic, a few panels that had a lot of weight are just a second here.

Again, i get why, it is a pilot, and mostly for the people who already read this thing 5 times over, so they can not wait to show certain things instead of building up mystery like the trolls and have to update a few other things for modern audiences, could be a better period piece of 2009 like homestuck was, tho. Save for that I liked it fine, I could go on and on about me understanding every single change they made and why but still not liking it but is not that important 8/10 for me. Homestuck always been an impossible thing to adapt in any other form because how weird the format is, but they did pretty well.
Anonymous No.150877990
>>150877951
fiiiiine, you seem alright then. just kind of a foolish move to try to make friends on this board though.
Anonymous No.150877999 >>150878108
>>150877951
>being born female
so youre not actually lonely or needing friends, you're just looking for attention?
Anonymous No.150878007
>>150877951
ANON YOU NEED TO RUN THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU ANON YOU NEED TO RUN NOW
Anonymous No.150878032 >>150878041 >>150878045
>>150877974
The best panel involving Roxy in the entire comic is this one.
Anonymous No.150878037
>>150877721
show tits or gtfo
Anonymous No.150878041 >>150878046
>>150878032
Because she is sleeping soundly and having the most pleasant of dreams? :D
Anonymous No.150878045
>>150878032
It has spider8itch 2 in it though
Anonymous No.150878046 >>150878058
>>150878041
Yes! :3
Anonymous No.150878055
>>150877915
>>150877930
As foretold
Anonymous No.150878058 >>150878065
>>150878046
That's so awesome, she deserves so much...
Anonymous No.150878065
>>150878058
And she'll get it whether she likes it or not!
Anonymous No.150878067 >>150878311
>>150877747
>Aw man, all my slaves are gone.
>welp better make more

Also technically feferi caused it.
Anonymous No.150878108 >>150878435
>>150877999
being a girl doesnt mean i automatically have friends or people who care about me.

>>150877974
thanks!!
Anonymous No.150878137
I miss the fuckass robot.
Anonymous No.150878151 >>150878174
>>150877951
Rogsy :D :D :D :D
Anonymous No.150878171 >>150878184 >>150878190
Why is BC Rose such a bitch?
Anonymous No.150878174 >>150878243
>>150878151
Roxy is too cute…how can anyone try to claim she doesn’t like being a cute girly girl….
Anonymous No.150878179
>>150877425
Beforus' society is a bit fucked up with all the excessive coddling, but the idea of being so overbearingly nice and accommodating the lower castes are helpless and dependent on the higher ones for life makes me rock hard.
Anonymous No.150878184
>>150878171
it's not Rose, just a corpse of her animated by demons
Anonymous No.150878190
>>150878171
rosemary is perceived as "too boring" so the writers want to spice it up with strilondecest and futa dog dick cuckolding
Anonymous No.150878223 >>150878265
>>150875672
>>150875734
Hussie is lowkey retarded when it comes to his projects, I did an vampire survivors clone in a week. But knowing how he operates he would feature creep the shit of the game and even something relatively simple would be this monumental task that would take ages to be finished instead of a quick cashgrab to fund his other projects.
Anonymous No.150878243 >>150878325 >>150878619
>>150878174
As someone who actually read all of Beyond Canon, (don't touch me I'm tainted) Roxy in both timelines is happy with who she/he is.
The meat timeline one transitioned and was filled with happiness at being who they were meant to be while the candy timeline one didn't as her life took a different turn and having a kid managed to fill her with happiness at being who she was meant to be even though she still has some thoughts about gender she's still a woman.

Everyone screams tranny tranny tranny kikeshit wokewokewokewokewoek but personally I think it's rather interesting to explore the possibility that someone with gender identity issues can be perfectly happy with themselves in different circumstances and that there's no one way to love yourself.
You may call me a stupid tranny loving faggot now btw.
Anonymous No.150878265 >>150878331
>>150878223
Could... Could you do a HomoSuck one?
Anonymous No.150878268 >>150878309 >>150878582
>>150877935
What would a fully realized Bard of Mind be like?
Anonymous No.150878309
>>150878268
NEVER go full retard.
Bard of Mind goes full retard.
Anonymous No.150878311
>>150878067
Feferi being nice to Gl'ybglyb is not good enough to blame her for why The Condesce can't make troll babies in the Alpha Timeline.
Anonymous No.150878325
>>150878243
you’re a stupid tranny NIGGER loving faggot
it’s honestly just don’t find myself a fan of it because it implies some things about her behavior during act 6 as β€œtrying to stick to gender roles” because of her identity, which never sits right with me since it just makes those moments more sad than they already were. like it can that be sad that she’s p desperate for a guy in her life, it also has to be because she’s trying really hard to be a woman even though she doesn’t feel like one apparently. it’s the same shit as june in my mind where did this really need to be a thing for this characters arc? did it really?
Anonymous No.150878328
>>150877951
That’s so tranny coded
Anonymous No.150878331
>>150878265
I could actually, it would not be hard but the game would not be good. I did this little thing more like an interactable gallery for a few images that I drew and as experiment, plus has a ton of loli porn in to it.

I like homestuck a lot but dealing with parts of the fandom and my weird ass and hobbies would clash like water and cesium so I'm not interested in doing anything long term for it. plus everyone would say the truth and the game is ass anyway. Better to leave to someone who can actually do a good job gameplay wise.
Anonymous No.150878342 >>150878371 >>150878396
>>150877951
unfortun8ly, females get more attention then males. If you weren't looking for attention, you'd have said you were a male, or said you were a tranny.
Anonymous No.150878350
>>150871412
I drew some bec noirs on it :)
Anonymous No.150878371 >>150878422
>>150878342
>or said you were a tranny
acting as if jadeanon naive ass saying that didn’t make the thread having their entire attention on him
Anonymous No.150878396 >>150878410 >>150878427
>>150878342
my bad. im a guy. who here is down for a manly duel with our swords? (im talking about our DING DONGS!! HAHAHA)
Anonymous No.150878410
>>150878396
see, now you're getting it. now just keep that up, and you'll fit in just fine
Anonymous No.150878422
>>150878371
yeah 8ut then people started to not care. people can only seethe so hard 8efore they move on, 8ut horniness and desper8ion for female attention will fade much slower
Anonymous No.150878424
>>150875893
Kanaya seems like she would be the most successful, but a lot of ASMR is sex appeal, and she doesn't have much of that, regardless of whether she's attractive or not. She'd get frustrated because Terezi, if she can keep her voice down, Nepeta, Aradia, or even Vriska would be better at it and would probably rope Rose into doing it too in the process. I think Rose would be pretty good at it and mildly successful.

To answer the question, Nepeta or Aradia. In a narrative where they're all attempting it, Vriska would be the most successful for a very short amount of time before someone releases a google document.
>>150877951
Tits or GTFO.
Anonymous No.150878425
>There was a time when Homestuck Trolls and MLP ponies ruled the internet
>Now barely even referenced
Where does the time go?
Anonymous No.150878427
>>150878396
so what you're saying is you're a femboy... in that case, can i hit?
Anonymous No.150878435 >>150878455 >>150878468
>>150878108
>being a girl doesnt mean i automatically have friends or people who care about me.
sure, i dont get why you ignored my discord post doe
Anonymous No.150878455 >>150878506 >>150878508
>>150878435
please 8ro........ she's not gonna fuck you pro8a8ly. if you're horny, just jerk off real quick instead of thirsting PLEASE i'm 8egging you
Anonymous No.150878460
I need her in many concerning ways.
Anonymous No.150878468
>>150878435
i dont have discord but ill make an account just for you
Anonymous No.150878469 >>150878488 >>150878625 >>150878638 >>150878710 >>150878870
Hank Hill, Maid of Blood. Hatsune Miku, Muse of Breath. Optimus Prime, Heir of Blood. Megatron, Lord of Rage. Owen, Heir of Life. Sans Undertale, Seer of Doom. Doctor Doom, Mage of... heh. Annoying Orange, Bard of Rage.

Classpects I couldn't fit, Duncan, Knight of Rage. Bill Dauterive, Page of Blood.

Tried doing more than five, thanks to help from Anons here. I'll do more in a bit later.
Anonymous No.150878488 >>150878507
>>150878469
SOMEBODY WHO DOESNT THINK SANS IS A TIME PLAYER HOLY SHIT FINALLLYYYYY
Anonymous No.150878506 >>150878551
>>150878455
>she's not gonna fuck you
>he says while typing like Vriska
Laugh at this indian!
Anonymous No.150878507 >>150878553 >>150878636 >>150881549
>>150878488
I see that from time to time and I never understood why, he's very Doom coded. Very pessimistic.
Anonymous No.150878508 >>150878551
>>150878455
sorry that i came off that way, but never considered that, i dont even have enough meat to fill inside a female, let alone the desire to engage in irl scenarios. its just fun to talk to anons and be nice to them when no one else would.
Anonymous No.150878551 >>150878767
>>150878506
>vriska
ew, no. This is ARANEA's typing quirk, you knaive.

>>150878508
fair enough. I just REALLY don't want this thread where most of my social interaction comes from to 8e 8anned again, hence why I made this thread, and didn't call it /hsg/
Anonymous No.150878553 >>150878590 >>150878599 >>150878636
>>150878507
the only reason i see people use for timesans is like his whole remembering how many times he killed in you his fight but by that logic john is also a time player because of the retcon
Anonymous No.150878582
>>150878268
>They become so simple and stupid that it wraps back around to being genius
>They can crack mysteries that have years of careful planning by just following a seemingly retarded line of though, going off what seems to be just a gut instinct
That's a potential outcome for a fully realized one, I'd say.
Anonymous No.150878590
>>150878553
Yeah thats him just really good at reading Frisks expression while aware theres time fuckery afoot.
Anonymous No.150878593 >>150878773
Anonymous No.150878599
>>150878553
Well shit, if people go by that logic alone, then Rose would be a Space player since she knits.
Anonymous No.150878619
>>150878243
As a chudtard I actually find how roxy was handled across both timelines interesting. It isn't either orthodox woke or anti-woke. Since both versions are happy despite being the same person originally. Meaning being a housewife didnt make her miserable per say and being whatever queer thing she became also didn't make her miserable.
(Of course there are plenty of copes with candy roxy to do with the jane race war. Which then portrays her as both happy and a bad person.)
It's like tavros and vriskas relationship. Obviously vriska was abusive towards tavros but also tavros is an annoying retard who's only bad at abusing his power because he barely has any. He's the victim but that doesn't make him a good person. If their blood castes were switched I could totally see tavros being the bad guy.
This sort of nuance is what helped make the trolls so interesting.
Anonymous No.150878625
>>150878469
Sans is more Mage than Seer, though I'd argue he best fits as a Bard.
Anonymous No.150878636
>>150878507
>>150878553
This can be solved with the fanon idea of aspect stats. Say you have aradia, Her time stat would be 90, her doom stat would be 70 and her void stat would be 10. With your highest stat determining your main aspect. While still being able to dip into other aspects thematically.
Anonymous No.150878638 >>150878717 >>150878730
>>150878469
No papyrus ... Would denying him knighthood be too cruel
Anonymous No.150878659 >>150878678
Please help I am retarded and forgot, did Beforus have a First Guardian? If yeah, who was it and if not, why not?
Anonymous No.150878678
>>150878659
We never heard of any Beforan First Guardian, theres plain no material on that.
Anonymous No.150878694
>>150877951
this is the funniest image i've seen today.
Anonymous No.150878710 >>150878757
>>150878469
>Charlie tends to be the straight man in his duo
He should be a Mage of Rage.
Anonymous No.150878713
>>150877425
idk
doc scratch maybe ?
Anonymous No.150878717 >>150878729 >>150878734
>>150878638
I'm inbetween Page and Knight for him... moreso Knight. Not sure the Aspect though
Anonymous No.150878729 >>150878757
>>150878717
hope. even when he's just a head he still believes in (you). a knight who isn't jaded, a hope player who isnt pathetic (in a gross way)
Anonymous No.150878730
>>150878638
papyrus is a knight of hope imo
Anonymous No.150878734
>>150878717
Hate Papyrus (and Undertale in general) so take my opinion with a grain of salt, but to me it seems like he either lies on the Heart-Mind or Breath-Blood reflection.
Anonymous No.150878757 >>150878822
>>150878710
For a second I thought you meant Charlie from Hazbin lol. Honestly, I kind of see him as a Mage, now that you've mentioned it. I'll think on it more though.
>>150878729
I can definitely see this!!!
Anonymous No.150878767 >>150878805
>>150878551
They're the same fucking thing.
>But Aranea doesn't replace syllables that sound like "eight" with the letter 8!
If I wwere to duplicate all WWs and VVs you'd say I havve an Eridan typing quirk, quit being superfluous.
Anonymous No.150878773
>>150878593
I need to see these two lovingly make out with one another, only for terezi to pull back and say the most retarded shit imaginable to annoy john
Anonymous No.150878805
>>150878767
yes, I agree. I just h8 Vriska, and love Aranea so I wouldn't want to 8e associated with the former
Anonymous No.150878822
>>150878757
Knights of Rage are more likely to be the type of people to tear down a system due to their moral code. Mages of Rage are probably the most chill dudes who keep it real.
Anonymous No.150878870 >>150879649
>>150878469
Pretty obvious Lord of Hope, no? Clarks taking being a inspiration as far as it goes, always tries to believe and in universe on multiple occassions has been treated as practically the embodiment of hope.

He also has the extreme willpower one has to expect of a Lord.
Anonymous No.150878886 >>150878941 >>150878954
I want to kiss Meat and Candy Roxy because all Roxy's are good Roxy.
Anonymous No.150878941 >>150878988
>>150878886
You want Roxy to kiss your meat?
Anonymous No.150878954
>>150878886
Surprised there's never been some kind of FPS game in the source engine about going through Alternia.
Anonymous No.150878964 >>150879047
you guys think vriska would suck my dick dry?
Anonymous No.150878988
>>150878941
Yeah. What were you expecting? "No if I had the chance I wouldn't want my dick sucked." Now we both look like fools.
Anonymous No.150879041
Anonymous No.150879047 >>150879259
>>150878964
no
Anonymous No.150879054 >>150879098 >>150879142 >>150879176 >>150879207 >>150879630 >>150881632
PB server was discussing shipnames. Yttris x Dmarko is growing on me
Anonymous No.150879088
>>150874661
Kind of possible. Kwabbin Nash worked with Dusty
Anonymous No.150879098
>>150879054
Give Yttris a joint so I can watch him get joinked.
Anonymous No.150879142
>>150879054
Dmarko's glasses look like they should always be spinning
Anonymous No.150879176
>>150879054
threw darts at a board ahh ship
Anonymous No.150879207
>>150879054
dont care
Anonymous No.150879257
>>150870149
*Dooms on your face*
Anonymous No.150879259
>>150879047
LIAR!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150879265 >>150879406
If you hate Rose or Roxy you go to Super Hell.
Anonymous No.150879277 >>150879327 >>150879359 >>150879425
>finish act 5 part 1 on the unofficial collection
>the baby is you pops up
what am i in for
Anonymous No.150879327
>>150879277
Prophecy.
Anonymous No.150879359 >>150879396
>>150879277
eheheheheHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous No.150879396
>>150879359
me holding my magnum dong
Anonymous No.150879406
>>150879265

Agreed
Anonymous No.150879425
>>150879277
Oh hey, I need to see if the site is back up
Now I have a good hundred or so pages to summarize, huzzah
Anonymous No.150879466 >>150879500
just finished it
tears in my eyes
Anonymous No.150879500 >>150879516
>>150879466
finished what? edging to terezi?
Anonymous No.150879516 >>150879523
>>150879500
>edging to terezi?
never stopped
Anonymous No.150879523 >>150880072
>>150879516
H3LLO B4S3D D3P4RTM3NT
Anonymous No.150879548 >>150879567
gooning hardcore to roxy lalonde
Anonymous No.150879560 >>150879626
masturbating to mating with polypa
Anonymous No.150879567 >>150879575
>>150879548
roxy lalonde hardcore gooning to you
Anonymous No.150879575 >>150879857
>>150879567
i wish
Anonymous No.150879626 >>150879644
>>150879560
>troll joshua graham
how have i not heard of this
Anonymous No.150879630 >>150879719 >>150880242
>>150879054
Do the designs and art just carry this shit for you guys I tried reading it and it was Vast Error levels of boring
Anonymous No.150879644
>>150879626
pirate friendsim and play it now
that’s an order
Anonymous No.150879649
>>150878870
>the embodiment of hope
Doesn't that make him more of a Muse then?
Anonymous No.150879667
Anonymous No.150879687 >>150879877
just finished homestuck i guess
the credits/snapchat stuff is super cool and this is a nice enough ending i'm ignoring that the epilogues apparently decanonize them for my own sanity i took one glance at that bullshit and noped out
i'm just really fucking confused on what the fuck happened to caliborn and lord english
Anonymous No.150879698 >>150879877
After thinking about it, the Beforus ancestors has reinforced my views on my specific classpect inversions, they're almost basically all perfect.
Anonymous No.150879719
>>150879630
yeah
Anonymous No.150879836 >>150879954
>>150877831
Aranea took that ring when I could have given it to my wife, Porrim.

She must suffer as I have. No, she must suffer even worse.
Anonymous No.150879857
>>150879575
Paradox Space is infinite, Anon. Somewhere, out there... somewhere...
Anonymous No.150879877 >>150880138
>>150879698
which model is that?
>>150879687
So essentially all the characters escape to earth C. Lord english doesnt get defeated on screen because the point is lord english wants a cool battle and everyone has decided to stop playing his game. Which means he doesn't get what he wants.
However this is written about in the epilogues where john has to go back and defeat him as his older self. Which leads to lord english being shunted into a black hole of irrelevance where he can seethe for all of eternity.
Anonymous No.150879954 >>150880168
>>150879836
Anon, do you have nothing but your sorrow, and want nothing more?
Anonymous No.150880026 >>150880080 >>150880088 >>150880131
almost forgot the horns on this one. anyways, I H8 drawing eyes. You know why I drew her winking? 8ECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING DRAW SYMMETRICAL EYES!!!!!!!! I NEED a 8etter online drawing thing. I swear, all I'd need is a copy and paste tool so I can just make the eyes look the same. Last time, I forgot the glasses, so I made sure to get those. Why did I have to have such a cute, yet hard to draw waifu?
Anonymous No.150880072
>>150879523
been meaning to get back into hs rp but i'm afraid if it's filled with nothing but neurotic agpsisters
Anonymous No.150880080
>>150880026
She loves you either way, anon. Aranea loves all.
Anonymous No.150880088
>>150880026
you'll climb up the tech tree eventually i believe in you. you need to discover the magic of layers
Anonymous No.150880131 >>150880160
>>150880026
what are you using to draw?
Anonymous No.150880138 >>150880185 >>150880209 >>150880215
>>150879877
For aspects:
>Time/Space
>Light/Void
>Mind/Heart
>Breath/Blood
>Life/Doom
>Hope/Rage
For classes (note these aren't the active-passive pairs like Prince/Bard or Thief/Rogue):
>Heir/Witch
>Page/Sylph
>Seer/Thief
>Mage/Rogue
>Prince/Maid
>Bard/Knight
I'm gonna give some standout examples, but keep in mind that I'm not saying the ancestors are these classpects, but that they can exhibit strong facets of the inversions of their regular aspects, just like the non-ancestor versions do (as I just see inversions as a part of a person just like their regular classpects, though in some ways it can be argued it's the negative part of a person, as a quick example: Karkat as a Knight of Blood exhibits Bard of Breath traits by taking away people's freedoms, always inserting himself in conversations and being the loudest voice). Anyways, as for some examples:
>Helpsman: Rogue of Life
Saps his own life so he can give it to others so they may live.
>Imposter: Bard of Breath
He destroys his own freedom by living as someone he's not.
>Muckrake: Mage of Mind
Writes scandalous pieces on people's love lives, pretty much criticizing their choices.
>Lamplady Swansong: Seer of Void
Sees nothing.
>The Bland Highblood: Knight of Hope
Literally sees it as his duty to bring joy to the lowbloods.
Here are some more speculative (and in the case of one of them, bit less serious) ones:
>Rankmaid: Prince of Space
She's a fujo, destroys art by being one.
>Treeabo: Sylph of Blood
He seems to be kind of a cool dude, probably keeps the bond between his fellow people strong.
>Gardener: Page of Time
I've seen theories of her yearning for the timeline where she's with Rose, basically struggling with her timeline.
Anonymous No.150880160 >>150880250
>>150880131
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Anonymous No.150880168
>>150879954
It has been, and still is, faithful to him.
Anonymous No.150880185 >>150880328
>>150880138
I don't think she's necessarily looking for the timeline where she's with Rose, she just see across multiple timelines. So probably a seer of time.

If there are infinite timelines like how it is very clearly set up, there are tons where she's in happier relationships with tons of characters, even with people we never see on screen.
Anonymous No.150880209 >>150880227 >>150880328
>>150880138
And are these aspects for the Beforus trolls canon?
Anonymous No.150880215 >>150880328
>>150880138
Interesting. Don't think I've ever seen someone make most of those inversions
Anonymous No.150880227
>>150880209
No
Anonymous No.150880242 >>150880649
>>150879630
how so
Anonymous No.150880250 >>150880315 >>150880334
>>150880160
magma is a free and adless website but you have to make an account tho
Anonymous No.150880315
>>150880250
Seconding this. Magmas used to be the whiteboards of 4chan before the accounts were forced. I doubt big data will do much with shitty araneas
Anonymous No.150880328
>>150880185
Seer of Time doesn't fit the inversion, but I'm not saying she's looking for a timeline with Rose, but the fact that she of all trolls has prominent symbolism with a romantic partner, you could view that as "she's missing something".
>>150880209
No, I think their classpects are probably that of their non-ancestor selves. It's just that I remember a while ago thinking about the Alternia ancestors and their classpect inversions, which also kind of works.
>>150880215
I know, weird ones at first, huh? I thought the same thing when I was making them, but I felt like they worked pretty well. Like a Mage is cautious of their aspect and teaches others about it, so in a way, they're almost like a Rogue of the opposite aspect, pushing people towards it. Some other examples of non-ancestor inversions:
>Kankri: Thief of Breath
He talks and talks, will literally never let you get a word in, in a way "stealing" your breath.
>Terezi: Thief of Heart
She probably has the most relationship drama that's relevant to the plot. Dave, Karkat, Vriska, Gamzee, etc.
>Jade: Heir of Time
I don't know if this was the case for anyone else, but I couldn't wait to get to her when I first read Homestuck, because I thought she would untangle the weird timeline shenanigans and make it clear as to what was going.
Anonymous No.150880334
>>150880250
I see........ thx for telling me. I think I might try it out next time. it looks promising
Anonymous No.150880358
More like Homestuck: Beyond Terrible
Anonymous No.150880649 >>150880750
>>150880242
The dialogue is just boring and meandering. The characters feel like cardboard cut-outs. Clunky narration, too, that tells what the comic should be showing instead.
>FAIRY LIGHTS, PILLOWS, and PLUSHIES are scattered about, creating a stark contrast to the dreadful and eternally hostile night just outside.
This reads like a note that got left in the final draft.
>Your background is a field of wonderful yellow flowers. These are a very unusual species of flora and ones not very familiar to the more carnivorous variety on your planet.
It's a visual medium, why are you telling me what the character's desktop background looks like? It's just shitting out text for the sake of filling the page.
Anonymous No.150880750 >>150880773 >>150880833
>>150880649
youre only examples are the first parts of the story?
Anonymous No.150880773 >>150880788
>>150880750
Well my biggest example of a total nothingburger snoozer of a conversation is the one between Yttris and Renity. Lines wasted on absolutely nothing.
And yes, the beginning of the story is part of the story. I don't see why it should get a pass, especially when each page is so bloated with rambling to get through.
Or are you saying I should just skim it?
Anonymous No.150880788 >>150880853 >>150880876
>>150880773
this is literally the same narration used in the beginning of homestuck itself. "Cakes scattered about your room" ect. Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.150880816 >>150880873 >>150880917 >>150881072
Anonymous No.150880833
>>150880750
Nta it does improve. Things start happening. The big caste is a problem as is most of the characters lacking strong traits and motivations. Its not like this is the author's first rodeo. Like what vast error was
Anonymous No.150880853
>>150880788
John's intro is one paragraph. Many of the pages are a sentence long.
Anonymous No.150880872 >>150881640
New pages added. Several updates worth since the site was down for me yesterday.
John and Rose have a moment where he tells her he misses the Rose he used to chat with. She hasn't told him about the doomed session she remembers.
John abruptly wakes up on his planet, partway through getting Jade ready to enter the game. His planet's on fire and he can't summon his sprite for help...
Jade enters the game.
Several things happen at that point in time. The earth is wrecked (but not destroyed) by the impact/explosion of a gigantic asteroid. Vriska puts John to sleep mid-prototype, leaving an opportunity open for Jade's dog to do so. This immediately turns Jack Noir, wearing the Queen's ring, into a god-like being. He immediately kills Dave's brother. This is also shown to be the source of the disruption in the trolls' session: Jack appears, destroys the final door, and blows up Prospit -- with powers he should not have in their session. It appears as if something has gone wrong with sburb itself. Karkat explains that the Jack from the kids' session entered that of the trolls' through a rift in space that Jade creates. This, incidentally, is why the kids are still alive.
Vriska informs John that she did this on purpose (because she wants to kill the ultimate being) and that he needs to say some pretty important words: "He is already here."
After some time travel shenanigans, Dave discusses developments with Rose. She reveals the reason for her agitation: Jack is trying to end reality itself, and she has been commissioned by Doc Scratch to prevent that.
Rose has a plan to seek and destroy the source of Jack's new powers, the Green Sun. It involves killing her dream self. This alarms everyone she discusses this with.
Kanaya makes Eridan a magic wand. Surely this will not have any impact later.
It also turns out Tavros saved Jade's life and killed her grandfather at the same time. He also awkwardly tries to flirt with her. In front of Vriska, which enrages her.
Anonymous No.150880873 >>150881037
>>150880816
i can see why you didn't use his pesterquest sprite. he looks so fruity for some reason
Anonymous No.150880876 >>150880886
>>150880788
Nta homestuck has a better excuse
Anonymous No.150880886 >>150880954
>>150880876
and that excuse being?
Anonymous No.150880917
>>150880816
>wwho the fuck is this faggot
Anonymous No.150880954 >>150881002
>>150880886
It was a funny user input game where users could make john dick around. Not a (assumedly) pre planned story without at least 10 sburb players
Anonymous No.150881002
>>150880954
Also, the dicking around is snappy and concise on a page to page basis. Everything is a fucking paragraph or two with this guy. So many words and all of them boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.150881023
>>150870149
Knight of Space
That means I'm the coolest knight there is.
Anonymous No.150881037
>>150880873
>upper class guy looks faggy as fuck
What else is new?
Anonymous No.150881072 >>150881093 >>150881303
>>150880816
In retrospect, Eridian having permanent resting bitch face is kinda funny as shit
The amount of utter irritation in that frown and glare is truly just magnificent
Anonymous No.150881093 >>150881303
>>150881072
Anonymous No.150881303 >>150881461
>>150881093
>>150881072
is there a fanfic that makes eridan the hero of the story and not vriska? that one video eridanpilled me
Anonymous No.150881461
>>150881303
Which one there's like two good ones
Anonymous No.150881549 >>150881672 >>150881834
>>150878507
>Very pessimistic
imo he's actually quite light-hearted- he welcomes you without hesitation and is constantly cracking puns. the only thing that makes him flip his lid is you killing his brother
Anonymous No.150881632
>>150879054
ok this is really fucking cute. we don't deserve yttris
Anonymous No.150881640
>>150880872
Continued.
Vriska reveals she has been trying to engineer this outcome from the start. Jade's odd habit of falling asleep and waking up on Prospit early was her doing. (As was Dave's first death, and potentially even his idea to steal the code for Rose's book.) Tavros is made abundantly aware that Vriska is now directly responsible for the failure of their session and the kids' in an extremely roundabout way, and resolves to kill her.
John reaches the top of his echeladder and Vriska tells him to sleep on his quest bed to realize his destiny. Which is to be murdered by Jack. He ascends to god tier. Terezi attempts to convince Dave to do the same, insisting that there is no such thing as luck or chance in the outcome. In the past, Vriska is shown to have manipulated Tavros into taking her dying body to a quest bed and being the one to kill her. She is also a god tier.
Meanwhile, Jade messes around and makes a rifle Eridan sends her the code for. He says it's to support a "stable time loop". Jade says it resembles a present she sent to John, but it was given to her by someone claiming to be her grandson. Jade seems to be intensely interested in the idea of having children. I'm sure that will never come up again later!
Dave wakes up on his quest bed, unharmed. He gets up, steps off it... And then Jack appears and kills him. No god tier resurrection for this guy.
Jade prototypes Bec a second time with her dream self's taxidermied corpse. This creates a Jadesprite from an apparently doomed timeline. Apparently the same one Davesprite is from and Rose has memories of.
After some more time shenanigans Vriska returns the favor and kills Tavros.
Jack appears on Derse. He kills Feferi's dreamself, then Nepeta's and finally Aradia's -- but hers is on a quest bed, so she arises to god tier. The sprite suddenly leaving it causes Aradia's robot body to explode. Aradia uses her new powers to temporarily halt Jack, which is the only reason anyone is still alive.
Anonymous No.150881672 >>150881855
>>150881549
>Anon actually fell for the face he puts on.

HeΒ΄s not exactly the edgelord some been seeing him for a while, but heΒ΄s overall resigned to them all being stuck underground, its right there in True Pacist when you save him/Papyrus during the final fight saying he gave up.
Anonymous No.150881796
migrate

>>150881787
>>150881787
>>150881787
Anonymous No.150881834 >>150881855
>>150881549
COUGH COUGH COUGH
Anonymous No.150881855 >>150881894
>>150881672
>>150881834
oh crap I forgot about this part
Anonymous No.150881894
>>150881855
Mind you the bit ends with him still cheering you on, but thats the state of mind heΒ΄s in as it is without Frisk being nothing short of a saint.