Thread 150869735

Where we discuss the upcoming Animated Series, and the pilot that released.

>>150869753
Just doomed. I'm sorry.

>not /hsg/
fuck you.

does anyone want to be friends.. im so lonely..
concerning the pilot: i liked it. i thought it was cool and i hope theres more.
someone please be my friend..

>>150869795
this is the Eridan approach,
it does not work.

So how does every Beforan ancestor get affected by the mine explosion? Aside from the obvious stuff like Sootnose and Imposter causing the explosion and Treeaboo, Rankmaid, Swansong and Helpsman getting hit by it. I imagine something like Muckrake getting involved by covering the news through a relationship angle between the two who caused it. I can't think of anything else for the rest.

would a knight of void be cool or cringe

>>150869835
Cool

>>150869835
It would be the same way characters like Spawn or Batman can be written as cool or cringe

>>150869835
How do you feel about Batman?

>>150869768
There's gotta be a way.

Is there a single poster in here whose dream self would be on prospit or is the whole thread dersefags?

ME! ME! IM A PROSPIT DREAMER!

>>150869795
sure, i'll 8e your friend nonny. do you, or do you not like dogdick jade?

>>150869913
whooops i meant to reply to >>150869899
im such a moron

You know, one thought I like to entertain about the Master Classes (because I don't think they're normally viable to apply to regular characters) is that whether you're a Muse or Lord depends on whether you're a Prospit or Derse dreamer respectively.

>>150869913
get outta here prospitcuck. we're dersein' in this thread

>>150869927
i am neutral on her having a dog penis
it doesnt make me mad but i am also not particularly aroused by the fact?? i dont know how to explain my feelings on this subject

>>150869951
>we're dersein'
Is this how people call being depressed and suicidal these days?

>Wake up on Derse
>Blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiWQU5b6D4 so loud the palace can hear it

>>150870094
either that or getting felt up by the elder entities of the void

Classpect roundup because we haven't done it in a while.

>>150870149
Prince
of
Time

>>150870149
Every time I get either Knight of Space or Knight of Void, so I guess the wielder of physics-based bullshit is here

Prince of Space
everywhere I go I leave plot holes

>>150870219
I will never, ever stop imagining Rose as being freakishly skinny and perma flat, and consumed with extreme sexual rage over her mother's gargantuan tits

chadkri mogged

>>150870192
fffuck you

big fan of strilonde incest

>>150870278
This implies dirk has the flat girl genes meaning sis would be a flat fuck vriska style

>>150870554
This also means Dove would have massive honkers, a real set of badonkers

>>150870628
well, yeah

>>150870628
The hussite law of symmetry demands it

>>150870544

You're in good company.

>>150870754
infuriatingly hot

Reposting my beforean ancestors redesign wip incase people missed them:

>Aradia - The Usherer
Here, aradia works at a hospice. Despite her goth-like demeanor and appearance, she is well-liked by patients and staff, and is best known for bringing calm to dying patients and helping them to overcome their fear of death, making their final moments as peaceful as possible. Her work with patients have led her colleagues to nickname Aradia "the usherer", due to her unparalleled ability to almost guide the dying to the afterlife.

1/2

>>150870782
shit I did miss em, thanbks for reposting, anon, looking forward to seeing the rest!

>>150870782
>Tavros - The Kindhearted
Ever since he was a little wriggler, Tavros always wanted stand out amongst his brownblood peers. In Beforus, most brownbloods typically went to low-end jobs, such as farmhands, builders, factory workers. Even though direct blood caste discrimination was outlawed, there still existed a bias against lowbloods, which made it very difficult for them to access more skilled work. Tavros was one of those people, and without alternian Vriska around to destroy his self-esteem, he decided to go down this challenging path. Despite his strong animal communion skills, he wanted to become someone more than a farmhand, as most brownbloods with his ability tend to be. After some consideration, Tavros decided to study as a veterinarian, applying to the nearest university (beforus, all education is paid for by the government). As soon as began studying, he immediately faced bullying and harassment from his higher caste peers, but this didn't deter him from his studies. Despite this, Tavros never held grudges against his bullies, and was know to be kind and considerate to everyone around him, earning sympathy from his tutors and lower blooded peers. Eventually, Tavros' powers helped him to gain an edge over his high blood antagonisers in his final years at university and overcome them, becoming one of the very few low bloods to graduate from university with flying colours. After that, Tavros found work at a lusus rehabilitation centre, where he helped sick and injured lusii recover. After around a few sweeps, he become of one the best doctors there, earning a high wage as well as a comfortable and happy lifestyle.

2/2
I'll do the rest later

>>150870754
kinkmom's strilondecest fills me with infernal lust

>>150870802
I really like her Crockerberts (unrelated but im still pissed theres no decent shorthand to include John, Jade, Jane and Jake since everyone has different last names), the implications of Condy molesting the shit out of John for sport are really hot

>>150870801
please make beforan Vriska a terrorist

homestuck was proto-troonslop

>>150870149
i'm looking through extended zodiac stuff and lengthy blogs about classes and aspects and good fucking lord is this shit tedious

where do people find the time for this?

i thus will simply declare myself to be whatever the ideal, most powerful classpect is. these silly colored astrology squiggles and more astrology larping as game mechanics can get over themselves.

>>150870863
oh chatbot, you say that about literally everything, go get a new prompt

>>150870149
Bard of Space, which I know sounds bad but I don’t believe in the retarded BS of “bards r bad because gamzee and cronous r bad”
I think the idea of being able to passively invite the destruction of space in some ways could be useful against opponents, and if wielded right, beneficial to other members

>>150870863
at first it was just somethingawful quirk chungus, then fagslop, then troonslop. the gay singularity shit was inspired by cartoon network/korrasami

>>150869896
Be the change you want to see, anon.
Beforkat and Beforezi shenanigans are in your hands.

>>150870863
>>150870894
Shut up, you fucking poser.

>>150870881
Just take the 2012 quiz on Homestuck.net. It has, like, 14 questions. The 4chan quiz gives every anon a Void aspect for no clear reason.

>>150870900
you have a dick and balls, get over it

>>150870928
I think he’s aware about that considering he’s a man, anon
But also why the hell are you thinking about his dick? That’s some faggot shit

>>150870910
What if WE are the horrorterrors

I need to give cody a good dicking down

>>150870941
everyone obsessed with trans cultism, for or against, are HOPELESSLY in love with the penis, it is their cross and grail

>>150870897
I love the helpsman's retarded ass

>>150870941
it's the serket larper troon who gets offended every time someone talks about trannies

>>150870955
lmao

hello evveryone, tomorroww i wwill be doin a livvestream for the requests i got not long ago, along with actually finishing that one terezi request.

been a busy few weeks for SAHcon so with that being said i would like to do a sneakpeak of the trailer as well, and WIPs of upcoming panels

>>150871061
looking forward to it big dawg

>>150870947
>And then John was a horrorterror

>>150870910
my decision was final and i don't need a quiz to validate it

>>150871110
I mean for a long time it seemed like horrorterrors would be something interesting like being the dead players of every failed session
I swear I need it to be an advanced college course to study just how badly Hussie completely failed to capitalize on anything interesting in his setting

>>150871115
You learn more about what class and aspect you are over time. It will become clear if you pay attention, just like it did for me, but the quiz helped and can point you in the correct direction.

>>150871090
i wonder how a derseburger tastes

>>150871061
where u stream?

>>150871130
Why is Homestuck read almost exclusively by people who do not understand how or why Hussie writes?

>>150871142
bloody as hell

>>150871155
>who do not understand how or why Hussie writes?

I understand clearly! He writes exceptionally poorly and even amateurs have a better grasp of story than he does.

>>150871176
Cool. So why are you here? This is a thread for Homestuck fans.

>>150871186
You're a cute little dumb cunt. Go back to roleplaying while being all huffy and pouty.

>>150871141
i don't need blogs or the work itself to validate it either.

Just saw the pilot yesterday, and I really didn't like the pacing and they ruined Dave's character. What's the overall opinion of the pilot? I can't be the only one that thinks they missed the mark with this one.

>>150871154
picarto

https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesTwitter/

heres the link for whenever i start tomorrow

>>150871246
that's what everyone else said too

>>150871246
nobody thought it did well because it didn't, it's going to be passed over for a superior product and these threads are just another grave for everyone to sit in until they finally start shoveling the dirt on top

new whiteboard when?

well shit

>>150871246
everybody thought it did pretty well, because it did. it's going to get picked up over the lesser competition and these threads are just another general for everyone to sit in waiting in anticipation for the next episode

>>150871176
hey now, there is (exactly) one thing Hussie can write competently: arguments between barely pubescent children.

i wonder why that is.

>>150871272
>>150871273
On one hand I'm happy that others see this as an inferior Homestuck product, but on the other hand it sucks we got another failed Homestuck project lol.

>>150871309
My strategy was to go 3 brooding caverns, 1 drone production, lifeseed early because you're going to be bombing a fuck ton, bombard sectors right before they're red (70-80) and keep killing those clowns for as long as you can afford the moves, their random events are really not worth the reduction in Order

>>150871353
>honory fuchsia
can you fuck the condy in this game

>>150871061
so did you already get a slot (at least management’s approval) or is the work to try to get approved for a slot?

>>150869735 (OP)
the whiteboard hass arrived https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954

>>150871246
It kinda sucked and didnt do as well as hopium addicts thought, but theres still a chance in hell it gets picked up. Time will tell.

>>150871402
if you're referring to a slot for SAHcon, the slot was given to me a while ago, that way we have time to work on our projects for the premiering.

>>150871299
theres still room on this one i think I will make a new one tomorrow on friday unless we desperately need a new one. maybe with a theme? to boost interest , beforus maybe, or something else?

>>150871422
>but theres still a chance in hell it gets picked up
If future episodes are like the pilot, and Dave isn't changed back to an unsmiling nonchalant wannabe cool guy I won't even care if it gets picked up or not.

sex with meenah (black kuwheen)
and sex with meenah (extremely racist white mom)

>>150871061
Good luck and break a leg (not actually)!

>>150871309
>>150871353
what game is this i'm intrigued

>>150871605
Open wide
https://qawervice.itch.io/viceroy

>>150870910
this is getting ridiculous. When I first took the 4chan quiz I got seer of void, then 8ard of void. when I took the 2012 quiz I got thief of light, thief of hope, and now picrel. The general theme of destruction is there, 8ut this is just stupid at this point

>>150871061
Good to hear you're back. We better get that hip-to-hip image. Remember to include the moms and trailer trash.

>>150871433
epic sauce

Reposting here too.

>>150871828
I hope anon passes a motorcycle exam one day

>>150870149
Last time I got prince of breath, but whatever

>>150871828
anon should miss more motorcycle exams so I can get more meenkat

>>150871828
Motor exam people will fail you at literally every turn if they can because they're trying to make money for the mafia.

>>150871727
>>150870149 (me)
prince of space I guess

>>150870262
I am you

>>150871952
Hello cousin!

>>150871621
I got a fucking communist infestation man what the fuck Alternia is falling

>>150871974
>nuke a place to reduce order
>immediately suffer the second coming of Jesus, order jumps to 70

>>150871904
I may be the 3rd meenkat enjoyer here, I might draw them again, sexually.

>>150872041
He's the chosen one

>>150872103
Im going to fucking quadruple nuke this rusty

>>150869835
>void knight
Screw that, wasted 50 hours of my life grinding out 10% more melee damage

I always lost at around 13-14 sweeps

>>150872114
Try just ignoring him on the first stage of that event, killing him makes a martyr

awesome

>>150872114
fucker.png
hehehehe

>>150869735 (OP)
homesliced its pretty funny and comfy read while i wait for the new up8.

https://megidochan.de/hsg/
Reminder

>>150872423
what is this illegible garbage

>>150872423
What the fuck is this, a homestuck imageboard?

>>150872423
wwhy you do this

>>150872423
I've been looking since you posted and I have yet to find a homestuck image.

>>150872423
I DONT UNDERSTAND. AM I RETARDED? SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!

>>150872557
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

https://files.catbox.moe/s5t7nq.mp4

i cant draw for shit but man learning to draw and make flash animation is so much fun!!

>Let the clowns spread
>Get ten random events on one turn
Jegus fuck

Why the fuck I keep getting 0 moves, is it because of the bombardment thing? I had no idea that the friendly fire incident debuff was permanent

>>150872569
very nice very nice

>>150872423
there is 3 times way more spammers on megido than in here why i would go there? here is comfy at leasts

>>150872569
poggers

>>150872569
>https://files.catbox.moe/s5t7nq.mp4
this looks pretty good!!

>>150872563
cured my retardation

>>150872569
>can't draw for shit
how DARE you lie to me like this. This is significantly higher quality than what I can make. Good job jadeanon

>>150872638
>>150872625
>>150872612
>>150872599

thank you all soo much!! :D it means a lot to me and gives me encouragement to keep trying!! <3

>made it to 18 sweeps
Send in the clowns

>>150872695
someone post the motivational cali8orn quote

Why do the kids never seem bothered by the fact their actions basically killed everyone in the world? Even if it was inevitably going to happen, they are the ones who triggered it.

it sucks
the end

>>150872771
god cali8orn was always so fucked 8ased, aside from killing calliope.

>>150872580
Couldn't be me, those purple fucks kept destroying the order for me. To banditry and cultists!

>>150872832
I'm moreso upset because he bascially reduced my change of getting cherub tonguejob by killing her

>>150872832
>calliope
Calliope was such a boring character. Basically just a more knowledgeable Jane.

>>150872828
Because it is more convenient to use the children as vessels for sexual trauma and family drama than to acknowledge the pure nightmare of the initial game/comic premise. Originally, Homestuck made sense because it was a game where those sorts of things don't matter! Then cognitive dissonance smashed the entire thing to smithereens.

>>150872771
they are just like me fr.

>>150872857
more knowledga8le AND less sexy. a horri8le com8in8ion

>>150872879
>Less sexy
True, but I still wanna shove my cock into her jaw

>>150871412
whiteboard 6

>>150872857
calliope is where I gave up and fell out for good, everything about her was just the same shit as Jade/Kanaya/Rose with the sweetness turned up to 11

>>150872849
Grats. Did you make use of the monuments at all? I cheesed the last sweep by just spamming them with all my moves.

>>150871433
>>150871061
>there's conventions purely for homestuck
what the FUCK

>>150872828
It's made pretty clear that the Reckoning wasn't caused by the kids, but that SBURB is a way to escape and cause the Reckoning.

Do you know about firing squads and blanks? It's like that. Someone will cause the initial Reckoning by being the first person to play SBURB, so there's no reason not to play it and no way to know if you're the one who caused it unless you're the one who discovered it in the Frog Temple.

>>150871444
some themes could be fun now and then

Whew things are happening in Medievalstuck outline town
Feels a little bit like I'm writing the Thirteenth Warrior though, need to keep an eye on that

>>150872828
The trolls do them the mercy of not telling them what happened after they left, so for all they know it was a mild meteor shower plus the two big impacts Rose saw on the map. Rose probably knows though.

The meteor that Bro bisects is about a half kilometer or so in diameter by my rough estimate-- they call those "city killers". The one heading for Jade's house is much larger. At the scale of that map it was tens of kilometers across. The one that "killed the dinosaurs" was ~12 km across by comparison. The tidal wave alone probably killed two thirds of the population on earth within hours, and the ensuing nuclear winter starved everyone out within a year or two. Oh yeah and every dormant volcano on earth probably erupted at once afterwards due to the shockwave, so add Yellowstone, Krakatoa, Mt. Etna, etc. to the list of ensuing disasters.

>>150872569
really cool! what song is this?
>has fucking cars
whoa

>>150872941
No, in fact I put one and had to nuke it later lmao, but I did make use of the bottom and top regions, didnt even know they could be colonized before this run. Basically try to put an imperial dron factory in each region, then 2 grubcaverns per region, improve liferate until order goes above 20, then stall it, never deal with bandits, etc

>>150872951
It's an online thing.

>>150872951
there's about to not be lmao

>>150872828
humanity needed a culling. they did nothing wrong

>>150872990
that's still really fucking cool

>>150872999
what

>>150873052
It's weird to think there's shit tons of earth sessions out there, all with their own past earth and plot to go through
in contrast the trolls only had their one

>>150873061
nta but i think they wont be hosting sahcon anymore from what ive heard

What Viceroy possibly looked like as a kid

>>150872976
Jade's meteor never impacted. That was all collateral damage from overzealous dogbeams

>>150872987
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R9K2nUbWnmI
thanks!!! :D <3 i found it searching up royalty free chiptune

>>150873081
Didn't the person responsible say they were considering handing the event to someone else? Or was that all speculation?

>>150872569
This feels adventurous. Reminds me of act 4 in that way.

>>150873074
the fact the game was well known and many had their own copies and there was a hilarious review of it by gamebro lives rent free in my head

>>150873074
We actually don't know how many people played the troll version of the game

Aradia may not have been the first to see that temple after all

>>150871061
More like SAHcon dese nuts amirite? Heheh, high five me guys!

>>150873153
No she absolutely was, there wasn't much indication anyone COULD play it without the trolls having Skaia work for them to engineer it. It was only them.

>>150873137
Right? Surreal how the early comic was so free with the ideas. I'd pay a lot to see what the year-long version of Homestuck would look like.

>>150873081
>find out it exists the last year it will ever be
fuck my chungus life

>>150871061
More like SAHcon dese nuts amirite? Heheh, high five me guys!

>>150873261
how did you cut a chunk out of the image on accident? how does that happen?

>>150873286
Looks like a portion of the crop was transparent for some reason and the canvas backround was white. This meant anon didnt notice the mistake

>>150872857
calliope does seem like a manifestation of the nepeta-esque stock sweet green character archetype but i still think she's interesting because of the circumstances surrounding her, like being basically the same person as caliborn obviously hating her other half just as much as he hates her. homestuck just feels like hussie talking to himself and nowhere is it more obvious than the twins. interesting how there's never any transcendence or integration with one's own shadow, just caliborn/LE killing himself in a vast sea of his own creation and letting his "positive side" escape the realms of reality

>>150873286
I cut the dialogue directly rather than copy and pasting it into another layer and drawing over it all before moving it so there was a chunk free of anything on a white background so I didn't notice when I saved it.
Sai2 is a bit fucky for editing memes rather than drawing, I always forget to create a grey layer underneath when I'm doing stuff to catch that.

>>150873369
calliope was never going to work unless Hussie had stuck with a strict progression of 4 kids -> 4 trolls -> 4 beta kids -> 2 cherubim, which wouldn't have overwhelmed the cast and kept the writing a lot more snappy

>>150871412
that's the old whiteboard

>>150873261
This UGLY son of a SBURBIAN is banging HELLA NERDS
and basically, you're fucking stupid
How?...
Just watch the free video

>>150873261
this little shit is the kind of kid to moan loudly into his mic while in a lobby

>>150873503
More like the kind to moan loudly when fucking any of the Space Days characters of my choosing, OH!

>>150861122
I missed the chance to participate in shiptunes but god damnit I'm going to try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVWt2RDsoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-124RmcV7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCkN3Sve9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDpwh0pCXDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1JY0rt2Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZnNt9nnEhw
obligatory feels track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2GvvPt7J64

>>150873110
given the energy required to do that the result should be the same. maybe add high levels of radiation to the list. the trolls do know the vast glub happened, meaning at least feferi and a few others would know every single troll besides big C is dead

Holy shit it's Kris Deltarune

>>150873605
this has
>insecure bottom publicly LARPing as a top
energy all over it

>>150873756
Who the fuck says I'm insecure?

>>150873743
Quick, get his autograph

>>150873797
Yeah sure let me just get my pen and- OH NO

>>150873756
now I NEED Lily dominating the shit out of him

>>150870149
>4chan quiz
>page of void
I think this test was just made to dunk on anons. Maybe we are all just a bunch of anonymous nobodies...

>>150873820
>corners him and holds him against the lockers after school
>holding her forearm to his throat to keep him in place she pulls out his dick and starts jacking him off

Now this type of shit is classic Homestuck. Let's have him raped.

>talking about rape
HSG IS BACK

>>150873842
Did you forget the part where she's all of five feet tall

>>150873856
He ain't any taller.

>>150873855
2025 HSG no longer as the guts for that kind of stuff, 2012 internet really was a different world

>>150873855
You missed the extended discussion about gay rape in the previous thread
Quite cultured and civilized

>>150873856
>bringing logic into this
It's not about the physicality of the rape. It's about the mentality of the rape.

D4V3 W4K3 UP 1M GO1NG TO R4P3 YOU NOW

Not rape related but I think she's very cute. Would like to see her more as well as the emo but I already know the players are gonna be all the main kids.

>>150873791
>he asks, insecurely

>>150873855
what was the old hsg rape meta?

>>150874005
hypnostuck

>>150874005

Old /hsg/ was a...special kind of place.

>>150873982
Shes a reference to another comic. A troll version of her appears in prisounebound. No they arent the same character with one dressing up as the other to do pre-session shenanigans no its just a reference.
Little shit (dont know his name) should appear in the session, just have him hitchhike in alan's or lily's entrance. Even if its just to die immediately. Justice for big dick!

>>150873982
shes just a oc of the authors friend
look up drinking problem to see more
i will warn you its dead as fuck

>>150874025
Which classpect has the most BDE

>>150874031
bard of time, runner up prince of time

/hsg/ theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKiA76WESQ

>>150874061
R4P3 R4P3

>>150874081
IM G0NN4 R4P3 Y0U >:]

>>150874110
oh no not that anything but that oh no

>>150874167
mituna raping sollux is possibly the hottest thing there is

>>150873483
haven't made a new one yet unless someone else did and I missed it

>>150872909
excellent screenshot work anon

>>150874214
I hallucinated "new" and "old"

>>150870149
Huh. I never would have thought but fuck it okay sure whatever.

What will you do if another human player enters the universe of Beyond Canon from his own Earth Sburb session… and he’s the last black Man in existence

>>150874375
Immediately goad him into performing the chaos dunk

>>150874360
I nEED to fuck you, anon.

>>150874375
I hope they recreate this with Rose and then He fucks her into becoming a blacked slut cuz at this point Rose is such a bland character now with no direction that race play would make her more interesting

>>150874402
Bro if I'm Kanaya then I need to fuck me too

Well shit, I'm Vriska now

>>150874438
You're Vriska if she weren't a bitch.

>>150874450
Retcon John could have been so much cooler if weird things like this were able to be changed, not just the past without dooming but fundamental parts of the story like someone's class. For that matter, you introduce the idea of glitches being possible, and then the Lord and Muse class, and then DON'T make John a Lord of Breath as the big finale? Fuck you!

>>150874482
A whole suite of classes you could only get if you were hacking the game would have been a fun addition

"Demiurge of HUH?"

>>150874438
shes a thief...

>>150874494
Just Lord and Muse alone would have been incredible. Imagine if defeating English consisted of the four kids becoming Lords and Muses and completely destroying him. I mean, just John alone as a Lord of Breath would have matched the parallel of Ness and Magicant

I got the hots for Lily's teacher.

>>150874578
so does lily

>>150874578
>she has the Roxy Swirl™
I can see why.

>>150874578
Big "has a couch in her classroom" energy

Give me two more random ass characters

>>150874604
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees

>>150870149
Mage of Light, ready to fuck up somehow.

>>150874604
gordon freeman and roxy lalonde

>>150874604
Cody Rhodes

>>150874622
Kevin Nash

>>150874638
This would have made Freddy vs Jason so much better

>>150874638
LMAAAOO

>>150874638
kek

>>150874661
KWAB

>>150874638
I hate this but not as much as I hate how I have no way to not like this

>>150874702
REAL

>>150874702
>the silent man and the yapper in the flushed quandrant
i see it
>filename
lmao

>>150874578
random backround character... go!

>>150874638
real

>>150874674
alright so on the spur, let's assume 12 players. The Tournament of Power alone gives us 10; Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, 17, 18, Krillin, Roshi, Tien, and Frieza. Lots we can do here. For example, Tien is fucking out; he can be prototyped for someone. Next, 17 and 18 will count as a single player as twins together. That's down to 8 players. You get Future Trunks in there because who the FUCK you think is the Time player? Bulma is in too. 10 players. Buu gets prototyped trying to eat the kernel, of course; the player is Mr. Satan; 11. Player 12 is Broly.

Your session for Dragon Ball is Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, 17&18, Krillin, Roshi, Frieza, Mr. Satan, Bulma, Future Trunks, and Broly. Hell if I know who has which class and aspect besides the obvious. Frieza can be the Space player for the peak joke of him being forced to raise frogs.

>>150874638
holy shit saved

Time to play bot or not

>>150874222
thanks, man. they're pretty fun to tetris together

>>150874890
Okay, but only if it's Z Broly and he is the Lord of Rage.

>>150870149
hey guys wait up, I'm going to alchematize some spats or some shit I'm not fucking fighting like this

>>150874966
Nope. Has to be Super Broly for this concept. Maybe still a Lord of Rage. He's Rage, either way. Frieza is Space, Trunks is Time. Bulma is Mind. Hard to match everyone else with confidence.

>super broly
You lost me anon.

>>150870782
>>150870801
>Sollux - The Techmaster
Fully delving into his passion for programming, Sollux managed to exploit his hidden talent, graduating from university at the top of his class. He had no trouble in securing himself a job at a prestigious tech company, with his astounding work ethic and desire to learn. Despite this, he found it difficult to move up the career ladder, as he was not interested in socialisation and kept to himself. All of this changed when Sollux made a groundbreaking discovery, that led to upper management taking direct notice of him. After his promotion, people began paying more attention to his work and he began receiving greater recognition for his effort. After a few sweeps, Sollux became the company's head of engineering, with his now legendary computing skills earning him the nickname of "Techmaster" from green-horned interns.

>>150874994
Maaaan Super Broly isn't as cool though. Also I think Mr. Satan would be Page of Blood. Not sure about everyone else.

>>150874978
*slaps dat ass*
juicy <3

>>150875003
Hey, I like Z Broly, but I'm working off of a straight end-of-Super scenario. You got Z Broly for troll stuff, and Cheelai would be a cute sprite. Anyways, I changed my mind about Bulma. She's way too much a Light player.

>Goku - Hope
>Vegeta - Void
>Piccolo - Life
>Gohan - Mind
>17&18 - Blood
>Krillin - Doom
>Roshi - Breath
>Frieza - Space
>Mr. Satan - Heart
>Bulma - Light
>Future Trunks - Time
>Broly - Rage

Brolee is so cool that I'm making a DND NPC based on him for my campaign

>>150875129
share the character sheet once you're done, please

>>150875143
>equius if he survived up to the epilogues

I wish this had the Lord and Muse included.

>>150875267
rogue of mind is fucked up wtf

>>150875287
nobody's a rogue of mind, it's fine

>>150874978
You're a Page of Heart, its not like you'll contribute much to a fight.

>>150874638
It makes too much fucking sense, Jesus fuck.

>>150874638
I just realized the clubs symbol with the faces in it kind of makes it look like the Scream guy is putting his arms around Freddy and Jason to calm them down

>>150875052
>>150875392
stop-I can fight, I have a weapon! put me in coach!

>>150875492
yeah yeah, put in the booty shorts heart boy

>>150869735 (OP)
>discuss the upcoming Animated Series
I suspect a homestuck show is likely an attempt by Spindlehorse/roo to get into the IP mining race, adapting old or current fanmade webcomic/fanfic/game franchises into movies and tv shows. So even if viv does fuck up making the actual show, they're probably testing the water to see if they can do even more underground fan projects later down the line.

just made this take on a homestuck sequel that takes place on earth c. thoughts?

>>150875636
huh?

If Hussie wanted a lot of money quick why doesn't he make a Vampire Survivors clone real quick? You already have the hordes of enemies with the imps and everyone on Skaia. The Grist could be XP. All the weapons you pick could be weaponkinds.
It'd be relatively easy to make and could help fill the money hole Hiveswap and the Viz deal made.

>>150875620
We gotta kill Dirk.

>>150875665
i think its pretty self-explanatory

>>150869735 (OP)
homestuck became nortubel tier now

>>150875672
how do they only have 1 child? big plothole BAKA

>>150875203
>John makes the timeline he wants outside of Dirk or Calliope's control and prevents Murderstuck to stop drama
>Equius lives to see the ship
>instead of Davekat, it's Karquius because John doesn't know Equius but thinks that he has to have him do something
>John, being an inexperienced writer, forgets that Karquius exists until he has already finished the timeline
>Sour Timeline where everybody gets the endings they want
>"the endings they want" means the endings according to John's idea of what they would want
>initial conflict is about forcing John to read and see previously unseen interactions between characters so he can retcon the timeline again and again and again and fix things
>eventually involves John inserting himself into the Troll Session
>John has to hide and prevent any alterations to the timeline at that point so he doesn't screw up anything that would lead to the creation of Earth without the trolls as gods
>little changes mount until John has eventually completely fucks up the story by killing Doc Scratch to prevent Lord English
>the Scratch still happens but causes things to fuck up to the point that the result is one session of the humans as trolls and another of the trolls as humans, creating one eight player session and one twenty four player session
>John forces in the extended zodiac, prevents the deaths of limebloods, and makes Trickster Mode something people can experience normally because he keeps adding things he thinks are cool
>the result is a fever dream, but John learns more about troll culture by seeing himself and the other humans as trolls
>conflict becomes John hating how he has thrown away the initial Sour Timeline by repeatedly giving in to the ideas of others while having to bear the weight of them as a now solitary writer until he can somehow make it to the better version of the Sour Timeline that everyone wanted, subverting his classpect for the impossible for a story he just wants to move on from

>>150875706
If I was Cody's dad the only problem in that household would be Cody couldn't sleep because I'd be banging his mom so much every night.

>>150875725
crazy

>>150875267
circled all the canon ones

>>150875764
you forgot meenah lel

does passive vs active classes even matter? what's the difference?

I was so close

>>150875771
passive classes manipulate the battlefield, active classes engage directly. the real problem is only a few classes are confirmed to be active or passive in canon making generalizations difficult. Another issue is obviously someone with say an active class can still engage in passive, influencing behavior while a passive class can still get up in the enemy's face.
This makes the active/passive distinction difficult to work with.
It does fit very well for certain class pairs like prince/bard and thief/rogue. Both are clearly in their element when they are being very passive or active. But this is more difficult with classes like page or knight who's active/passive distinction is debated to this day.

Ok question
Which homestuck gal would be the most successful asmr YouTuber

>>150875893
Rose or Aradia, maybe Kanaya.

>>150875893
aranea

>>150875906
kanaya gives me more "makes 1 hr+ long video essays about some shitty shows from the 2000's" vibes

>>150875893
I can see Kanaya's style of speech good for lulling you to sleep at night with a 3 hour video of her doing a video essay on a game you've never played.

>>150875771
I always perceived it as the way one interacts with their aspect, in a way. Passive classes tend to go with the flow, while Active classes tend to encounter more friction, probably tend to be more self-aware.
>Heir
Complete natural at their aspect.
>Page
Is a student of their aspect and tends to struggle in life with it, to learn.
>Sylph
Heals their aspect.
>Witch
Breaks their aspect.
>Seer
Loves their aspect and teaches people about it.
>Mage
Is wary of their aspect and teaches people about it.
>Rogue
Shares their aspect.
>Thief
Challenges their aspect and keeps it to themselves.
>Maid
Lives life in a way that serves their aspect, continuing it.
>Knight
Tends to wrangle their aspect, putting it on the right track.
>Bard
Fucks with their aspect just through their way of life.
>Prince
Makes their aspect bend the knee and can destroy it.

>>150875771
Narrative agency is my read on active vs. passive. Some of the descriptioms you'll read go into the served by / serves using aspect instead. A thief of light might manipulate someone's fortune or steal it but a rogue would be a like a good luck charm and merely influence

>>150875771
It's in the nature of RPG classes for some to be more reactive or support-oriented than others. It's just that Homestuck has this black and white duality motif shit going on. Note that the character who exposits on this stuff is Calliope who comes from duality: the species, and of course it's bound to be super important or something-- for them. Probably also the carapacians. Wasn't there a book or something in the Rose walkaround? I forget.

Roxy should've been a Witch of Void.

>>150875893
Terezi
Don't judge me

>>150875871
Passive classes in a way have their singular, big active moments like Gamzee going apeshit, Jakes Hope-Nuke or Alt Calliopes only active act being the destruction of the Green Sun.

>>150875771
Classpect is mostly just a descriptor of a character's role in the story, and the passive/active dichotomy is forced because Hussie has simmetry autism. To my understanding a passive class uses its aspect in a way that reflects onto others or the narrative as a whole, while an active class's aspect reflects onto its own carachter.
Think about how Vriska, an active Light player, stole other characters' narrative relevance to elevate her own, or how Gamzee, a passive Rage player, used rage (his own and the audience's) to help shape the story rather than benefitting from it himself.
As far as combact goes, you can do whatever you want with your classpect powers as long as it fits your narrative role

>>150874438
shit. lets be Vriska

>>150874375
Geromy?

>>150869795
You're a 30 something year old adult male

Man the fuck up, lift some weights, and get a job. Maybe then you'll have friends

>>150875893
Vriska. There’s already a successful ASMR hypnotist VTuber. She even has fangs, if I’m not mistaken.

>>150871828
motor exam anon here, fantastic job! Thanks. They actually just cancelled all my future motorcycle exams because my papers stopped being valid after a year so I gotta fill out all the paperwork again -_-

>>150876225
hang in there anon, you got this

>>150876225
Anon, they’re scamming you. Try as hard as you like, but expect them to fail you on purpose so they can collect more money.

>>150871412
petah

>>150874167
i know a guy like that

>>150874186
>mituna as the rapist for once
I gonna need examples for science

>>150875893
Gamzee. He making asmr cooking his miracle pies. And randomly honking while it loool.

>>150876210
Sadly Lord English has been running the show since 2013.

The kids escaped nothing

>>150876685
he is still here.

>>150875893
Kanaya for her eloquence and thoughtfulness or Nepeta for her cuteness and playfulness.

Which classpect gets fucked over the most?
To me it's either the Rogue of Doom because they have to accept their doom as their big thing or Bard of mind, which is just some fucker constantly breaking his own mind.

I actually rlly lyk da pilot! ! ! ! But I dont,,,, lyk,,, Dave voice,

>>150876685
Their way of escape was to the newly created universe that would centuries in the future birth the same Cherub they escaped from.

Of course, it atleast looks less fucked by him, but at the end there is always Lord English.

>>150869795
add me on discord pikerfn ill be ur frien :>

>>150875923
if you want the perfect kanaya voice here you go
https://youtu.be/_2jLpSw4wHQ?si=jpm7BNgzJIVQpr2B&t=49
>>150869735 (OP)
didnt watch it knowing it was trash and lo and behold
>vivzy pop syndrome (everyone constantly swearing and sick of eachother)
>mischaracterization
>already showing off characters when they shouldn't
>saying that its set in 2009 and yet usage of phrases like "PFP" and "DMs"
LE SIGH, homestuck deservers better than this shit.

>>150876906
>vivzy pop shit
the funny thing is that according to the credits she wasnt even involved in the writing
blame andrew for alll that
>homestuck deserves better than this
no it doesnt anon
it hasnt for a long long time

beforus vriska would be like one of those bitchy girls who peaked in highschool and went on to become a nursing student for some reason. btw she would have small perky breasts and a large ass and anyone who disagrees is a davekat fan

>>150876210
Kino

>>150875027
This also earned him the attention and adoration of the beforean condence herself

>>150877055
Look, I'm not against AI or anything, but you could've at least cleaned up the artwork. Also prompt it with simple coloring next time.

When can we expect confirmation of more episodes

>>150877153
never

>>150876685
I am Lord English
And you are too

Finding out Beforus was filled with mostly well adjusted people who had a perfectly functional society that didn't need mass torture to function just makes what came after look like The Alternian Century of Humiliation.
How did Trolls descend into retardation so quickly?

>>150877425
Mr. Vanilla Milkshake happened.

>>150877425
this guy mostly

>>150877425
groomed by the underling of the most retarded man alive

>>150877425
They got the Amalgamation of Caliborn, Gamzee, Equius and Dirk as their first guardiand and you're surprised they went full idiot?

>>150877462
From which of these did the pedophilia come from?

So this is where Doc Scratch lives!

>>150877475
gamzee

>>150877475
Gamzee with a dash of AR being a weirdo.

>>150877425
whyte whords guys using magic cue ball hax

>>150877476
I GROOM MINORS

>>150877425
Such is the nature of civilization.

>>150877476
offtopic but i love the homestuck's pixel mspaint artstyle so much bros. i cant get over how cool it is. its my main inspiration for the art style i chose, its amazing, thats all.

>>150872423
I am not posting on your krautsite

>>150869795
I'm alwaya your friend. Just call out for me in your direst time of need, and I'll be there.

>>150870149
:)

>>150870192
>>150877685

>>150876060
i am neither male nor 30 years old
>>150877669
hey thanks!

>>150877721
this roxy is cute holy heavens

>>150877055
Snowman model when? Since nobody wants to draw her.

>>150870149
I fight for love! I also have incredibly complicated issues about myself...

>>150870149
ill join you...too

>>150877766
That sprite is cool, anon! I love the weapon!

>>150877766
wow your art style looks really gay and lame, i bet you listen to korn and post safe horny shit about aranea like some faggot loser

>>150877747
makes no sense, everyone in that server is a fucking lunatic

>>150877799
Not cool, Egbert. I won't tolerate Aranea slander.

>>150877799
>accused of liking Aranea
Harsh

>>150870149
Holy shit, I look awful.

>>150877721
>not male
you’re gonna get called a tranny
>not 30 years old
you’re gonna get called a zoomer

>>150877721
>tranny zoomer
>in our beautiful homestuck general

>>150876809
>Thief of Doom
>Unluckiest mother fucker who can't catch a break even though they keep trying their best
>Or Page of Life
>Extremely difficult for them to grow as a person because they struggle with growth
Also, I think generally a Bard of Mind is too ignorant to realize how retarded they are.

>>150877766
wow your art style looks really gay and cool, i bet you should join my polycule and circle jerk in the 'cord like some shitty loser faggot

I'll give /hsg/ three guesses as to what musician's FMA page I found this on. This was the only comment.

>>150877915
im fine with being called a tranny despite being born female
ive been called worse

>>150877721
roxies or gtfo

>>150877425
At least Alternia wasn't lame.

>>150877947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zel1NCYPAA

>>150877951
You deserve many friends... Have a Roxy on the house.

I liked it okay. I think I lost myself a bit on the overdramatization of the first strife or how they are changing things just a tiny bit. I get it why but I also it makes the series worse.

One of the entire points of homestuck for me is the build up from silly to epic, and the tone slowly going from really funny to actually you taking more seriously, this is a bit lost here too. A bit to spastic, a few panels that had a lot of weight are just a second here.

Again, i get why, it is a pilot, and mostly for the people who already read this thing 5 times over, so they can not wait to show certain things instead of building up mystery like the trolls and have to update a few other things for modern audiences, could be a better period piece of 2009 like homestuck was, tho. Save for that I liked it fine, I could go on and on about me understanding every single change they made and why but still not liking it but is not that important 8/10 for me. Homestuck always been an impossible thing to adapt in any other form because how weird the format is, but they did pretty well.

>>150877951
fiiiiine, you seem alright then. just kind of a foolish move to try to make friends on this board though.

>>150877951
>being born female
so youre not actually lonely or needing friends, you're just looking for attention?

>>150877951
ANON YOU NEED TO RUN THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU ANON YOU NEED TO RUN NOW

>>150877974
The best panel involving Roxy in the entire comic is this one.

>>150877721
show tits or gtfo

>>150878032
Because she is sleeping soundly and having the most pleasant of dreams? :D

>>150878032
It has spider8itch 2 in it though

>>150878041
Yes! :3

>>150877915
>>150877930
As foretold

>>150878046
That's so awesome, she deserves so much...

>>150878058
And she'll get it whether she likes it or not!

>>150877747
>Aw man, all my slaves are gone.
>welp better make more

Also technically feferi caused it.

>>150877999
being a girl doesnt mean i automatically have friends or people who care about me.

>>150877974
thanks!!

I miss the fuckass robot.

>>150877951
Rogsy :D :D :D :D

Why is BC Rose such a bitch?

>>150878151
Roxy is too cute…how can anyone try to claim she doesn’t like being a cute girly girl….

>>150877425
Beforus' society is a bit fucked up with all the excessive coddling, but the idea of being so overbearingly nice and accommodating the lower castes are helpless and dependent on the higher ones for life makes me rock hard.

>>150878171
it's not Rose, just a corpse of her animated by demons

>>150878171
rosemary is perceived as "too boring" so the writers want to spice it up with strilondecest and futa dog dick cuckolding

>>150875672
>>150875734
Hussie is lowkey retarded when it comes to his projects, I did an vampire survivors clone in a week. But knowing how he operates he would feature creep the shit of the game and even something relatively simple would be this monumental task that would take ages to be finished instead of a quick cashgrab to fund his other projects.

>>150878174
As someone who actually read all of Beyond Canon, (don't touch me I'm tainted) Roxy in both timelines is happy with who she/he is.
The meat timeline one transitioned and was filled with happiness at being who they were meant to be while the candy timeline one didn't as her life took a different turn and having a kid managed to fill her with happiness at being who she was meant to be even though she still has some thoughts about gender she's still a woman.

Everyone screams tranny tranny tranny kikeshit wokewokewokewokewoek but personally I think it's rather interesting to explore the possibility that someone with gender identity issues can be perfectly happy with themselves in different circumstances and that there's no one way to love yourself.
You may call me a stupid tranny loving faggot now btw.

>>150878223
Could... Could you do a HomoSuck one?

>>150877935
What would a fully realized Bard of Mind be like?

>>150878268
NEVER go full retard.
Bard of Mind goes full retard.

>>150878067
Feferi being nice to Gl'ybglyb is not good enough to blame her for why The Condesce can't make troll babies in the Alpha Timeline.

>>150878243
you’re a stupid tranny NIGGER loving faggot
it’s honestly just don’t find myself a fan of it because it implies some things about her behavior during act 6 as “trying to stick to gender roles” because of her identity, which never sits right with me since it just makes those moments more sad than they already were. like it can that be sad that she’s p desperate for a guy in her life, it also has to be because she’s trying really hard to be a woman even though she doesn’t feel like one apparently. it’s the same shit as june in my mind where did this really need to be a thing for this characters arc? did it really?

>>150877951
That’s so tranny coded

>>150878265
I could actually, it would not be hard but the game would not be good. I did this little thing more like an interactable gallery for a few images that I drew and as experiment, plus has a ton of loli porn in to it.

I like homestuck a lot but dealing with parts of the fandom and my weird ass and hobbies would clash like water and cesium so I'm not interested in doing anything long term for it. plus everyone would say the truth and the game is ass anyway. Better to leave to someone who can actually do a good job gameplay wise.

>>150877951
unfortun8ly, females get more attention then males. If you weren't looking for attention, you'd have said you were a male, or said you were a tranny.

>>150871412
I drew some bec noirs on it :)

>>150878342
>or said you were a tranny
acting as if jadeanon naive ass saying that didn’t make the thread having their entire attention on him

>>150878342
my bad. im a guy. who here is down for a manly duel with our swords? (im talking about our DING DONGS!! HAHAHA)

>>150878396
see, now you're getting it. now just keep that up, and you'll fit in just fine

>>150878371
yeah 8ut then people started to not care. people can only seethe so hard 8efore they move on, 8ut horniness and desper8ion for female attention will fade much slower

>>150875893
Kanaya seems like she would be the most successful, but a lot of ASMR is sex appeal, and she doesn't have much of that, regardless of whether she's attractive or not. She'd get frustrated because Terezi, if she can keep her voice down, Nepeta, Aradia, or even Vriska would be better at it and would probably rope Rose into doing it too in the process. I think Rose would be pretty good at it and mildly successful.

To answer the question, Nepeta or Aradia. In a narrative where they're all attempting it, Vriska would be the most successful for a very short amount of time before someone releases a google document.
>>150877951
Tits or GTFO.

>There was a time when Homestuck Trolls and MLP ponies ruled the internet
>Now barely even referenced
Where does the time go?

>>150878396
so what you're saying is you're a femboy... in that case, can i hit?

>>150878108
>being a girl doesnt mean i automatically have friends or people who care about me.
sure, i dont get why you ignored my discord post doe

>>150878435
please 8ro........ she's not gonna fuck you pro8a8ly. if you're horny, just jerk off real quick instead of thirsting PLEASE i'm 8egging you

I need her in many concerning ways.

>>150878435
i dont have discord but ill make an account just for you

Hank Hill, Maid of Blood. Hatsune Miku, Muse of Breath. Optimus Prime, Heir of Blood. Megatron, Lord of Rage. Owen, Heir of Life. Sans Undertale, Seer of Doom. Doctor Doom, Mage of... heh. Annoying Orange, Bard of Rage.

Classpects I couldn't fit, Duncan, Knight of Rage. Bill Dauterive, Page of Blood.

Tried doing more than five, thanks to help from Anons here. I'll do more in a bit later.

>>150878469
SOMEBODY WHO DOESNT THINK SANS IS A TIME PLAYER HOLY SHIT FINALLLYYYYY

>>150878455
>she's not gonna fuck you
>he says while typing like Vriska
Laugh at this indian!

>>150878488
I see that from time to time and I never understood why, he's very Doom coded. Very pessimistic.

>>150878455
sorry that i came off that way, but never considered that, i dont even have enough meat to fill inside a female, let alone the desire to engage in irl scenarios. its just fun to talk to anons and be nice to them when no one else would.

>>150878506
>vriska
ew, no. This is ARANEA's typing quirk, you knaive.

>>150878508
fair enough. I just REALLY don't want this thread where most of my social interaction comes from to 8e 8anned again, hence why I made this thread, and didn't call it /hsg/

>>150878507
the only reason i see people use for timesans is like his whole remembering how many times he killed in you his fight but by that logic john is also a time player because of the retcon

>>150878268
>They become so simple and stupid that it wraps back around to being genius
>They can crack mysteries that have years of careful planning by just following a seemingly retarded line of though, going off what seems to be just a gut instinct
That's a potential outcome for a fully realized one, I'd say.

>>150878553
Yeah thats him just really good at reading Frisks expression while aware theres time fuckery afoot.

>>150878553
Well shit, if people go by that logic alone, then Rose would be a Space player since she knits.

>>150878243
As a chudtard I actually find how roxy was handled across both timelines interesting. It isn't either orthodox woke or anti-woke. Since both versions are happy despite being the same person originally. Meaning being a housewife didnt make her miserable per say and being whatever queer thing she became also didn't make her miserable.
(Of course there are plenty of copes with candy roxy to do with the jane race war. Which then portrays her as both happy and a bad person.)
It's like tavros and vriskas relationship. Obviously vriska was abusive towards tavros but also tavros is an annoying retard who's only bad at abusing his power because he barely has any. He's the victim but that doesn't make him a good person. If their blood castes were switched I could totally see tavros being the bad guy.
This sort of nuance is what helped make the trolls so interesting.

>>150878469
Sans is more Mage than Seer, though I'd argue he best fits as a Bard.

>>150878507
>>150878553
This can be solved with the fanon idea of aspect stats. Say you have aradia, Her time stat would be 90, her doom stat would be 70 and her void stat would be 10. With your highest stat determining your main aspect. While still being able to dip into other aspects thematically.

>>150878469
No papyrus ... Would denying him knighthood be too cruel

Please help I am retarded and forgot, did Beforus have a First Guardian? If yeah, who was it and if not, why not?

>>150878659
We never heard of any Beforan First Guardian, theres plain no material on that.

>>150877951
this is the funniest image i've seen today.

>>150878469
>Charlie tends to be the straight man in his duo
He should be a Mage of Rage.

>>150877425
idk
doc scratch maybe ?

>>150878638
I'm inbetween Page and Knight for him... moreso Knight. Not sure the Aspect though

>>150878717
hope. even when he's just a head he still believes in (you). a knight who isn't jaded, a hope player who isnt pathetic (in a gross way)

>>150878638
papyrus is a knight of hope imo

>>150878717
Hate Papyrus (and Undertale in general) so take my opinion with a grain of salt, but to me it seems like he either lies on the Heart-Mind or Breath-Blood reflection.

>>150878710
For a second I thought you meant Charlie from Hazbin lol. Honestly, I kind of see him as a Mage, now that you've mentioned it. I'll think on it more though.
>>150878729
I can definitely see this!!!

>>150878551
They're the same fucking thing.
>But Aranea doesn't replace syllables that sound like "eight" with the letter 8!
If I wwere to duplicate all WWs and VVs you'd say I havve an Eridan typing quirk, quit being superfluous.

>>150878593
I need to see these two lovingly make out with one another, only for terezi to pull back and say the most retarded shit imaginable to annoy john

>>150878767
yes, I agree. I just h8 Vriska, and love Aranea so I wouldn't want to 8e associated with the former

>>150878757
Knights of Rage are more likely to be the type of people to tear down a system due to their moral code. Mages of Rage are probably the most chill dudes who keep it real.

>>150878469
Pretty obvious Lord of Hope, no? Clarks taking being a inspiration as far as it goes, always tries to believe and in universe on multiple occassions has been treated as practically the embodiment of hope.

He also has the extreme willpower one has to expect of a Lord.

I want to kiss Meat and Candy Roxy because all Roxy's are good Roxy.

>>150878886
You want Roxy to kiss your meat?

>>150878886
Surprised there's never been some kind of FPS game in the source engine about going through Alternia.

you guys think vriska would suck my dick dry?

>>150878941
Yeah. What were you expecting? "No if I had the chance I wouldn't want my dick sucked." Now we both look like fools.

>>150878964
no

PB server was discussing shipnames. Yttris x Dmarko is growing on me

>>150874661
Kind of possible. Kwabbin Nash worked with Dusty

>>150879054
Give Yttris a joint so I can watch him get joinked.

>>150879054
Dmarko's glasses look like they should always be spinning

>>150879054
threw darts at a board ahh ship

>>150879054
dont care

>>150870149
*Dooms on your face*

>>150879047
LIAR!!!!!!!!

If you hate Rose or Roxy you go to Super Hell.

>finish act 5 part 1 on the unofficial collection
>the baby is you pops up
what am i in for

>>150879277
Prophecy.

>>150879277
eheheheheHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>150879359
me holding my magnum dong

>>150879265

Agreed

>>150879277
Oh hey, I need to see if the site is back up
Now I have a good hundred or so pages to summarize, huzzah

just finished it
tears in my eyes

>>150879466
finished what? edging to terezi?

>>150879500
>edging to terezi?
never stopped

>>150879516
H3LLO B4S3D D3P4RTM3NT

gooning hardcore to roxy lalonde

masturbating to mating with polypa

>>150879548
roxy lalonde hardcore gooning to you

>>150879567
i wish

>>150879560
>troll joshua graham
how have i not heard of this

>>150879054
Do the designs and art just carry this shit for you guys I tried reading it and it was Vast Error levels of boring

>>150879626
pirate friendsim and play it now
that’s an order

>>150878870
>the embodiment of hope
Doesn't that make him more of a Muse then?

just finished homestuck i guess
the credits/snapchat stuff is super cool and this is a nice enough ending i'm ignoring that the epilogues apparently decanonize them for my own sanity i took one glance at that bullshit and noped out
i'm just really fucking confused on what the fuck happened to caliborn and lord english

After thinking about it, the Beforus ancestors has reinforced my views on my specific classpect inversions, they're almost basically all perfect.

>>150879630
yeah

>>150877831
Aranea took that ring when I could have given it to my wife, Porrim.

She must suffer as I have. No, she must suffer even worse.

>>150879575
Paradox Space is infinite, Anon. Somewhere, out there... somewhere...

>>150879698
which model is that?
>>150879687
So essentially all the characters escape to earth C. Lord english doesnt get defeated on screen because the point is lord english wants a cool battle and everyone has decided to stop playing his game. Which means he doesn't get what he wants.
However this is written about in the epilogues where john has to go back and defeat him as his older self. Which leads to lord english being shunted into a black hole of irrelevance where he can seethe for all of eternity.

>>150879836
Anon, do you have nothing but your sorrow, and want nothing more?

almost forgot the horns on this one. anyways, I H8 drawing eyes. You know why I drew her winking? 8ECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING DRAW SYMMETRICAL EYES!!!!!!!! I NEED a 8etter online drawing thing. I swear, all I'd need is a copy and paste tool so I can just make the eyes look the same. Last time, I forgot the glasses, so I made sure to get those. Why did I have to have such a cute, yet hard to draw waifu?

>>150879523
been meaning to get back into hs rp but i'm afraid if it's filled with nothing but neurotic agpsisters

>>150880026
She loves you either way, anon. Aranea loves all.

>>150880026
you'll climb up the tech tree eventually i believe in you. you need to discover the magic of layers

>>150880026
what are you using to draw?

>>150879877
For aspects:
>Time/Space
>Light/Void
>Mind/Heart
>Breath/Blood
>Life/Doom
>Hope/Rage
For classes (note these aren't the active-passive pairs like Prince/Bard or Thief/Rogue):
>Heir/Witch
>Page/Sylph
>Seer/Thief
>Mage/Rogue
>Prince/Maid
>Bard/Knight
I'm gonna give some standout examples, but keep in mind that I'm not saying the ancestors are these classpects, but that they can exhibit strong facets of the inversions of their regular aspects, just like the non-ancestor versions do (as I just see inversions as a part of a person just like their regular classpects, though in some ways it can be argued it's the negative part of a person, as a quick example: Karkat as a Knight of Blood exhibits Bard of Breath traits by taking away people's freedoms, always inserting himself in conversations and being the loudest voice). Anyways, as for some examples:
>Helpsman: Rogue of Life
Saps his own life so he can give it to others so they may live.
>Imposter: Bard of Breath
He destroys his own freedom by living as someone he's not.
>Muckrake: Mage of Mind
Writes scandalous pieces on people's love lives, pretty much criticizing their choices.
>Lamplady Swansong: Seer of Void
Sees nothing.
>The Bland Highblood: Knight of Hope
Literally sees it as his duty to bring joy to the lowbloods.
Here are some more speculative (and in the case of one of them, bit less serious) ones:
>Rankmaid: Prince of Space
She's a fujo, destroys art by being one.
>Treeabo: Sylph of Blood
He seems to be kind of a cool dude, probably keeps the bond between his fellow people strong.
>Gardener: Page of Time
I've seen theories of her yearning for the timeline where she's with Rose, basically struggling with her timeline.

>>150880131
https://canvas.apps.chrome/
i'm ashamed, 8ut i'm using chrome canvas. i don't know any other we8site that's free and adless

>>150879954
It has been, and still is, faithful to him.

>>150880138
I don't think she's necessarily looking for the timeline where she's with Rose, she just see across multiple timelines. So probably a seer of time.

If there are infinite timelines like how it is very clearly set up, there are tons where she's in happier relationships with tons of characters, even with people we never see on screen.

>>150880138
And are these aspects for the Beforus trolls canon?

>>150880138
Interesting. Don't think I've ever seen someone make most of those inversions

>>150880209
No

>>150879630
how so

>>150880160
magma is a free and adless website but you have to make an account tho

>>150880250
Seconding this. Magmas used to be the whiteboards of 4chan before the accounts were forced. I doubt big data will do much with shitty araneas

>>150880185
Seer of Time doesn't fit the inversion, but I'm not saying she's looking for a timeline with Rose, but the fact that she of all trolls has prominent symbolism with a romantic partner, you could view that as "she's missing something".
>>150880209
No, I think their classpects are probably that of their non-ancestor selves. It's just that I remember a while ago thinking about the Alternia ancestors and their classpect inversions, which also kind of works.
>>150880215
I know, weird ones at first, huh? I thought the same thing when I was making them, but I felt like they worked pretty well. Like a Mage is cautious of their aspect and teaches others about it, so in a way, they're almost like a Rogue of the opposite aspect, pushing people towards it. Some other examples of non-ancestor inversions:
>Kankri: Thief of Breath
He talks and talks, will literally never let you get a word in, in a way "stealing" your breath.
>Terezi: Thief of Heart
She probably has the most relationship drama that's relevant to the plot. Dave, Karkat, Vriska, Gamzee, etc.
>Jade: Heir of Time
I don't know if this was the case for anyone else, but I couldn't wait to get to her when I first read Homestuck, because I thought she would untangle the weird timeline shenanigans and make it clear as to what was going.

>>150880250
I see........ thx for telling me. I think I might try it out next time. it looks promising

More like Homestuck: Beyond Terrible

>>150880242
The dialogue is just boring and meandering. The characters feel like cardboard cut-outs. Clunky narration, too, that tells what the comic should be showing instead.
>FAIRY LIGHTS, PILLOWS, and PLUSHIES are scattered about, creating a stark contrast to the dreadful and eternally hostile night just outside.
This reads like a note that got left in the final draft.
>Your background is a field of wonderful yellow flowers. These are a very unusual species of flora and ones not very familiar to the more carnivorous variety on your planet.
It's a visual medium, why are you telling me what the character's desktop background looks like? It's just shitting out text for the sake of filling the page.

>>150880649
youre only examples are the first parts of the story?

>>150880750
Well my biggest example of a total nothingburger snoozer of a conversation is the one between Yttris and Renity. Lines wasted on absolutely nothing.
And yes, the beginning of the story is part of the story. I don't see why it should get a pass, especially when each page is so bloated with rambling to get through.
Or are you saying I should just skim it?

>>150880773
this is literally the same narration used in the beginning of homestuck itself. "Cakes scattered about your room" ect. Are you retarded?

>>150880750
Nta it does improve. Things start happening. The big caste is a problem as is most of the characters lacking strong traits and motivations. Its not like this is the author's first rodeo. Like what vast error was

>>150880788
John's intro is one paragraph. Many of the pages are a sentence long.

New pages added. Several updates worth since the site was down for me yesterday.
John and Rose have a moment where he tells her he misses the Rose he used to chat with. She hasn't told him about the doomed session she remembers.
John abruptly wakes up on his planet, partway through getting Jade ready to enter the game. His planet's on fire and he can't summon his sprite for help...
Jade enters the game.
Several things happen at that point in time. The earth is wrecked (but not destroyed) by the impact/explosion of a gigantic asteroid. Vriska puts John to sleep mid-prototype, leaving an opportunity open for Jade's dog to do so. This immediately turns Jack Noir, wearing the Queen's ring, into a god-like being. He immediately kills Dave's brother. This is also shown to be the source of the disruption in the trolls' session: Jack appears, destroys the final door, and blows up Prospit -- with powers he should not have in their session. It appears as if something has gone wrong with sburb itself. Karkat explains that the Jack from the kids' session entered that of the trolls' through a rift in space that Jade creates. This, incidentally, is why the kids are still alive.
Vriska informs John that she did this on purpose (because she wants to kill the ultimate being) and that he needs to say some pretty important words: "He is already here."
After some time travel shenanigans, Dave discusses developments with Rose. She reveals the reason for her agitation: Jack is trying to end reality itself, and she has been commissioned by Doc Scratch to prevent that.
Rose has a plan to seek and destroy the source of Jack's new powers, the Green Sun. It involves killing her dream self. This alarms everyone she discusses this with.
Kanaya makes Eridan a magic wand. Surely this will not have any impact later.
It also turns out Tavros saved Jade's life and killed her grandfather at the same time. He also awkwardly tries to flirt with her. In front of Vriska, which enrages her.

>>150880816
i can see why you didn't use his pesterquest sprite. he looks so fruity for some reason

>>150880788
Nta homestuck has a better excuse

>>150880876
and that excuse being?

>>150880816
>wwho the fuck is this faggot

>>150880886
It was a funny user input game where users could make john dick around. Not a (assumedly) pre planned story without at least 10 sburb players

>>150880954
Also, the dicking around is snappy and concise on a page to page basis. Everything is a fucking paragraph or two with this guy. So many words and all of them boring as fuck.

>>150870149
Knight of Space
That means I'm the coolest knight there is.

>>150880873
>upper class guy looks faggy as fuck
What else is new?

>>150880816
In retrospect, Eridian having permanent resting bitch face is kinda funny as shit
The amount of utter irritation in that frown and glare is truly just magnificent

>>150881093
>>150881072
is there a fanfic that makes eridan the hero of the story and not vriska? that one video eridanpilled me

>>150881303
Which one there's like two good ones

>>150878507
>Very pessimistic
imo he's actually quite light-hearted- he welcomes you without hesitation and is constantly cracking puns. the only thing that makes him flip his lid is you killing his brother

>>150879054
ok this is really fucking cute. we don't deserve yttris

>>150880872
Continued.
Vriska reveals she has been trying to engineer this outcome from the start. Jade's odd habit of falling asleep and waking up on Prospit early was her doing. (As was Dave's first death, and potentially even his idea to steal the code for Rose's book.) Tavros is made abundantly aware that Vriska is now directly responsible for the failure of their session and the kids' in an extremely roundabout way, and resolves to kill her.
John reaches the top of his echeladder and Vriska tells him to sleep on his quest bed to realize his destiny. Which is to be murdered by Jack. He ascends to god tier. Terezi attempts to convince Dave to do the same, insisting that there is no such thing as luck or chance in the outcome. In the past, Vriska is shown to have manipulated Tavros into taking her dying body to a quest bed and being the one to kill her. She is also a god tier.
Meanwhile, Jade messes around and makes a rifle Eridan sends her the code for. He says it's to support a "stable time loop". Jade says it resembles a present she sent to John, but it was given to her by someone claiming to be her grandson. Jade seems to be intensely interested in the idea of having children. I'm sure that will never come up again later!
Dave wakes up on his quest bed, unharmed. He gets up, steps off it... And then Jack appears and kills him. No god tier resurrection for this guy.
Jade prototypes Bec a second time with her dream self's taxidermied corpse. This creates a Jadesprite from an apparently doomed timeline. Apparently the same one Davesprite is from and Rose has memories of.
After some more time shenanigans Vriska returns the favor and kills Tavros.
Jack appears on Derse. He kills Feferi's dreamself, then Nepeta's and finally Aradia's -- but hers is on a quest bed, so she arises to god tier. The sprite suddenly leaving it causes Aradia's robot body to explode. Aradia uses her new powers to temporarily halt Jack, which is the only reason anyone is still alive.

>>150881549
>Anon actually fell for the face he puts on.

He´s not exactly the edgelord some been seeing him for a while, but he´s overall resigned to them all being stuck underground, its right there in True Pacist when you save him/Papyrus during the final fight saying he gave up.

migrate

>>150881787
>>150881787
>>150881787

>>150881549
COUGH COUGH COUGH

>>150881672
>>150881834
oh crap I forgot about this part

>>150881855
Mind you the bit ends with him still cheering you on, but thats the state of mind he´s in as it is without Frisk being nothing short of a saint.