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Anonymous No.150877948 >>150877967 >>150877977 >>150877981 >>150878118 >>150878195 >>150878365 >>150878456 >>150878597 >>150878692 >>150878970 >>150878971 >>150879858 >>150880576 >>150881718 >>150882958 >>150883039 >>150883552
Death Battle
How would this end?
Anonymous No.150877955 >>150878269
Hail to the queen, baby
Anonymous No.150877956 >>150878001 >>150884277
Anonymous No.150877967 >>150878094 >>150878540
>>150877948 (OP)
Omni-Man would make it to the Living Tribunal effortlessly. Unless Dr. Doom can absorb his Smart Atoms
Anonymous No.150877968 >>150877982 >>150878077
Anonymous No.150877977
>>150877948 (OP)
homelander shits on em
Anonymous No.150877981 >>150878094
>>150877948 (OP)
Same way it ends for these two
Anonymous No.150877982
>>150877968
I like how Pokefags arguably get madder about this one moment than Red and Charizard getting gorily killed at the end
Anonymous No.150877991
Anonymous No.150877997
White lips, pale face
Breathing in snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Light's gone, day's end
Struggling to pay rent
Long nights, strange men

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since eighteen
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
'Cause we're just under the upper hand
And go mad for a couple grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly

Ripped gloves, raincoat
Tried to swim and stay afloat
Dry house, wet clothes
Loose change, bank notes
Weary-eyed, dry throat
Call girl, no phone

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since eighteen
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
'Cause we're just under the upper hand
And go mad for a couple grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
An angel will die
Covered in white
Closed eye
And hoping for a better life
This time, we'll fade out tonight
Straight down the line

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since eighteen
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
They scream
The worst things in life come free to us
And we're all under the upper hand
Go mad for a couple grams
And we don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe we fly to the Motherland
Or sell love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
To fly, fly
For angels to fly, to fly, to fly
For angels to die
Anonymous No.150878001 >>150878018 >>150878030 >>150878044 >>150881300
>>150877956
This wouldnt have worked. Goku has already seen Superman's heat vision so his body would habe automatically absorbed it and added it to Goku's ki. Goku vs Superman 4 will show everyone how fraudulent 1-3 really are. Goku is the strongest.
Anonymous No.150878018
>>150878001
The real reason it wouldn't have worked is because TARDku doesn't have a brain to begin with
Anonymous No.150878022 >>150878119 >>150878129 >>150878186 >>150882724
>Maka x Deku
>Soul x Maka

ENOUGH!!!!
Post the only ship where Maka actually does simp for the other person in the relationship
Anonymous No.150878025
>his body would habe
Anonymous No.150878030 >>150878078
>>150878001
Did they composite Goku for GvS3?
Anonymous No.150878044
>>150878001
>his body would habe
Anonymous No.150878066
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่งฆใฃใฆใฟใฆใ‚ˆ ใ“ใฎๅฟƒใฏใ„ใพ
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ใ‚ใชใŸใŒๅนธใ›ใชใ‚‰ใฐ
็งใฏไธๅนธใ›ใฎใพใพใง
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ใ‚ใชใŸใ ใ‘่ฆ‹ใคใ‚ใฆใ‚‹ใฎใซ

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่งฆใฃใฆใฟใฆใ‚ˆใ“ใฎๅฟƒใฏใ„ใพ
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Anonymous No.150878077 >>150878240
>>150877968
Every night I have dreams about that goggled goblin running up to me and it kicking my shins in... I can't even get enough sleep to enjoy playing the Pokemon games anymore.
Anonymous No.150878078
>>150878030
I'm not sure. It was at least CC Goku.
>>150877949
This kick? Weaker than a locomotive punch.
Anonymous No.150878083
Anonymous No.150878094
>>150877981
Mold
>>150877967
Gold
Anonymous No.150878118
>>150877948 (OP)
Do you have stones on your feet, Asura? Or will you join me for a dance?
Anonymous No.150878119 >>150878235
>>150878022
>ship where Maka actually does simp for the other person in the relationship
SoulxMaka alright
CronaXMaka is good though, specially when Crona is depicted taller than Maka like in your pic
Anonymous No.150878126 >>150878136
Only better men are allowed below this post
Anonymous No.150878129 >>150878138 >>150878146 >>150878202
>>150878022
What about Soul x Deku?
Anonymous No.150878131 >>150878154
>The last thing thing Yugi sees before his cosmology is solod
Anonymous No.150878136 >>150880550 >>150882747
>>150878126
Anonymous No.150878138
>>150878129
They are truly better men
Anonymous No.150878146
>>150878129
Soul tops btw
Anonymous No.150878154
>>150878131
This thing couldn't even clear Zamazenta let alone a cosmology.
Anonymous No.150878168 >>150878188 >>150878216 >>150878245 >>150879095 >>150884853
>Pokemon cosmology
Anonymous No.150878172
BRING ME ABSOLUTE BANE!
Anonymous No.150878186
>>150878022
>Both also punched down a tier below them
>Except Crona fought an actual threatening Spidey character
Anonymous No.150878188
>>150878168
Why are the Pokemon movies like this? Seriously.
It's just sad.
>Look kid! Humans can literally defeat the new legendary we are promoting!
>Yes, even the strongest in the setting!
Anonymous No.150878195
>>150877948 (OP)
Homelander dies in about a minute
Omni Man would be more of a problem but still lose
Anonymous No.150878202 >>150878252
>>150878129
Maka giving Deku lessons on how to tease Soul with a skirt
Anonymous No.150878216 >>150878254 >>150878256 >>150878262
>>150878168
Remember Ashtards, if you had picked Red, you would have been able to shut this down immediately. But now your stuck with it. Shouldn't have turned your back on the OG.
Anonymous No.150878235 >>150878261 >>150879546
>>150878119
I just never got the impression Soul and Maka were more than good friends when I watched Soul Eater outside of the teasing sexual remarks and some awkward moments but that tends to happen between platonic friends anyway. Maka seemed to simp and fall hard for Crona, and vice versa even though the manga ending is way better I will never forgive how they did Crona, I almost hope the thing at the end of Fire Force which possibly alludes to a Soul Eater sequel pans out
Anonymous No.150878240 >>150878272
>>150878077
Ash would kick the shit out of Tai though
Anonymous No.150878245 >>150878255
>>150878168
>Wait... i-is that... q-q-QUICK DRY CEMENT!
>AIEEEEEEEEE! SAVE ME SATOSHI-KUN!
Anonymous No.150878252
>>150878202
Nah, Deku is a natural femboy he doesn't need any lessons (specially from Maka)
Anonymous No.150878254 >>150878271 >>150878288 >>150878357
>>150878216
It's so funny how much Ashfags hate Red

They will never live the BVLLying down of how Ash was a fucking loser for the longest time before the writers just gave him pity wins
Anonymous No.150878255
>>150878245
Arceus was just pretending to be defeated so that a human man would rescue her and then they would fuck
Anonymous No.150878256 >>150878284 >>150878438 >>150881938
>>150878216
>implying the games do it better
Anonymous No.150878261 >>150878344
>>150878235
>Soul Eater sequel
Only if they retcon that Soul Eater Not garbage.
Anonymous No.150878262 >>150878337
>>150878216
>Shouldn't have turned your back on the OG.
But Red has also turned to Ash
Anonymous No.150878269
>>150877955
You ripped my line, you monster fucker!
Anonymous No.150878271
>>150878254
>Never visits any regions outside of Kanto.
This is wrong.
Anonymous No.150878272
>>150878240
Not after Colon's bullshit. Dude was unscathed by atmospheric reentry.
Anonymous No.150878273 >>150878277 >>150878279 >>150878320 >>150878327 >>150878517 >>150879012 >>150883989
Anyone else have a small penis humiliation fetish?
Anonymous No.150878277
>>150878273
We know, Kratoscholar
Anonymous No.150878278
KINGku!!
CHADku!!
BEASTku!!
LORDku!!
TITANku!!!
Anonymous No.150878279
>>150878273
Soul...
Anonymous No.150878284
>>150878256
That game and Red aren't from the same continuity.
Anonymous No.150878288 >>150878300
>>150878254
>never visits any regions outside of Kanto
You could say this about any other game protagonist BUT Red, his most iconic moment is quite literally a fight that goes down in Johto.
Anonymous No.150878296 >>150878416 >>150881976 >>150881999
>solos your verse with a single slash
Anonymous No.150878299
Anonymous No.150878300 >>150878315
>>150878288
He also went to Alola
Anonymous No.150878315
>>150878300
Charts like these were obviously not made during gen 7 so I would understand how they'd ignore that.
Anonymous No.150878320
>>150878273
Deku...
Anonymous No.150878327
>>150878273
>t.
Anonymous No.150878337 >>150878380 >>150878400
>>150878262
Commendable pun.
But seriously. Red losing to Tai doesn't mean he wouldn't have a better chance against Yugi than Ash.
Pokemon game cosmology is tiers higher than the anime and there's ways to actually get Red legendary scaling unlike Ash in who peaks at Tapu Koko, which doesn't even get regular legendary status in the games.
Anonymous No.150878344 >>150878370
>>150878261
What exactly would they retcon? Medusa having a retarded jobber sister?
The Thomson sisters working part time in a cafe before Kid got into DWMA?
Soul and Maka living life wife and husband?
Anonymous No.150878357
>>150878254
>"Never leaves kanto"
>Literally the next line is about him being in Johto
Anonymous No.150878365
>>150877948 (OP)
Omni-Man makes it to Doom, realizes he's outmatched and surrenders before his awesomeness. Homelander dies to Stiltman in like the first 10 seconds.
Anonymous No.150878367
I pray this thread won't be ruined by Gokufags and Supermanfags going at each other like deranged diaper duo
Anonymous No.150878370
>>150878344
Every single one of the shitty new characters.
Anonymous No.150878380 >>150878409 >>150878421 >>150878430
>>150878337
I've seen arguments that Ash can scale to higher legendaries through Cynthia, but I don't remember what she actually took on
Anonymous No.150878392 >>150878423 >>150878642
>Deku
>Soul
>Crona
Maka is for scissoring Ruby into submission as punishment for losing
Anonymous No.150878400
>>150878337
Red would have more of a chance against Atem/Yugi than Ash. And it's mainly because Ash doesn't have any legendary pokemon. Meanwhile, Atem has these assholes ready to cause a thunderstorm by just being present.
Anonymous No.150878403
Anonymous No.150878409
>>150878380
I think the argument is that she's infinite multiversal with infinite speed because she fought Palkia once or some shit, it's a meme combo of statements and ACTUAL chain scaling.
HalCHAD No.150878416
>>150878296
CAN'T KNOCK OFF MY EMERALD SHAFT
THE COLD COSMOS FORGED MY EMERALD SHAFT
A THRUST OF JUSTICE FROM A LEAGUE OF RENOWN
YOUR CUNNY IS MINE
YOUR CUNNY IS MINE
Anonymous No.150878419
This man beats
>Sonic
>Mario
>Captain Falcon
>Doc Brown
>some Star Wars speeder
with a toyota according to DB
Anonymous No.150878420
TITANS!!!
Anonymous No.150878421 >>150878441
>>150878380
It's literally
>She caught a legendary once but didn't even kind of win
>Then Ash beat the guy who beat her
Bullshit scaling
Anonymous No.150878423
>>150878392
Who's the artist?
Anonymous No.150878430 >>150878445 >>150878526
>>150878380
At the end of DP Cynthia attacks Palkia with a Draco Meteor from Garchomp and Palkia casually swats it away with a claw swipe
Because of that small interaction Cynthia's Garchomp now scales beyond all platonic concepts and spacetime itself on top of having outerversal+++ speed
Anonymous No.150878438 >>150878552
>>150878256
That was an unimaginably powerful godlike entity that did that though? Not some bumfuck humans.
Anonymous No.150878441 >>150878532 >>150878562
>>150878421
To be fair Ash DID directly beat her in the Masters 8
Anonymous No.150878445 >>150878461 >>150878480
>>150878430
Wait, does the anime always make the game characters this shit? Like how it ruined Lusamine.
Anonymous No.150878450
Anonymous No.150878456
>>150877948 (OP)
So does anyone who makes these kinds of images actually know ANYTHING about the characters in ques... oh who am I kidding of course they don't
Anonymous No.150878461 >>150878478
>>150878445
I like what it did with Guzma. It's different from how Guzma was in Sun/Moon but he was still very much a threat, and probably even more so considering his whole shtick was humiliating people with Z-Moves/Mega Evolutions WITHOUT using his own
Anonymous No.150878463 >>150878510
EXODIA
PUNCH CHARIZARD'S FUCKING BALLS OFF
Anonymous No.150878471 >>150878531
Anonymous No.150878478 >>150878524
>>150878461
Does being a threat matter if he doesn't have any of his appeal, though?
Anonymous No.150878480
>>150878445
To be fair Cynthia does actually try to fight one of the creation trio unlike in the games where she just lets you do it

Most everyone in the anime is way weaker compared to the games or manga though, outside of weird fringe cases like Sabrina. I fully expect DB to scale to both
Anonymous No.150878510
>>150878463
>Charizard counters
Anonymous No.150878517
>>150878273
Hulk
Anonymous No.150878524
>>150878478
He still had some of his mannerisms from the games, but he admittedly wasn't as goofy.
Anonymous No.150878526 >>150878555
>>150878430
If they are giving Cynthia PokeSpe manga feats, then Red would get insane scaling since he actually did beat up and catch Mewtwo and that fucker is insanely busted in anime
Anonymous No.150878531 >>150878545
>>150878471
Why are anime retards so obsessed with this?
Anonymous No.150878532 >>150878562
>>150878441
Then I guess he really does scale to failing to annoy Palkia.
Anonymous No.150878540 >>150878550 >>150878565 >>150878994 >>150883832
>>150877967
>Omni-Man would make it to the Living Tribunal effortlessly. Unless Dr. Doom can absorb his Smart Atoms
Ommi man doesn't even make it past the first wave with Hulk
Anonymous No.150878544 >>150878563 >>150878570 >>150878575 >>150878608
Has Ash ever defeated a trainer that was using a legendary?
Anonymous No.150878545
>>150878531
>anime retards
Just like in /dbs/ on /a/, nobody in these threads actually watches anime. Look up at the retard who thinks Goku can absorb ki, when that's a very unusual thing in series and is usually a special ability used by very few characters.
Anonymous No.150878550
>>150878540
The Hulk doesn't have a single Smart Atom
Anonymous No.150878552 >>150878567
>>150878438
>unimaginably powerful
It was very imaginable. It was planet level.
Anonymous No.150878554
Hello, Meine Nigers, The question of the thread is: When does a character's lore (i.e. universe, world, and rules) supersedes another character's lore?
Anonymous No.150878555
>>150878526
I was gonna say compositing game Red and manga Red seems like a stretch, but considering they composited Ultima to regular Godzilla, maybe the band is all that matters.
Anonymous No.150878562 >>150878669
>>150878441
>>150878532
He ""beat"" her when she wasn't even at her best
We saw she could Mega Evolve her Garchomp but vs. Ash she just Dynamaxed Togekiss instead which then got walloped by Lucario
NORMAL Garchomp even got a double KO against Ash's Mega Lucario which was also further buffed by his Aura bullshit, and only lost because Lucario got up first.
If she had Mega Evolved Garchomp TrAsh would've been out
Anonymous No.150878563
>>150878544
Articuno, Battle Frontier.

This is basic pokemon knowledge 101 as it was Ash's first.
Anonymous No.150878565 >>150879859
>>150878540
Didn't Kirkman confirm that Omni-Man is stronger than Superman? And Death Battle confirmed Superman has no limits. So logically Omniman is beyond limitless
Anonymous No.150878567
>>150878552
Still clears 'small crowd of primitives'.
Anonymous No.150878570 >>150878581 >>150878588
>>150878544
He's defeated legendaries with help, I don't think he's ever actually beaten a trainer with one, though he should scale above guys like Tobias now.

The strongest legendary he ever beats is probably Tapu Koko who's just like building level
Anonymous No.150878575
>>150878544
Her beat one of the Frontier Brains using an Articuno
He beat Brandon when he was using one of his Regis
He didn't beat Tobias but he KOed Tobias's Darkrai and Latios
Anonymous No.150878581
>>150878570
>He's defeated legendaries with help
No. Articuno, Regice, even with Tobias he didn't have to gang up on them, it was still 1v1 even if it was gauntlet style.
Anonymous No.150878588
>>150878570
I don't even think the game dexes even consider him a legendary, he's 'special' like Ultra beasts and Paradox mons.
Anonymous No.150878597 >>150878616 >>150878620
>>150877948 (OP)
>Omniman, you now want to colonize Homelander's butthole and claim his ass virginity for your empire
>Homelander, you now want to milk Nolan's Viltrutitties and suck on his nipples until they are bloody red
Anonymous No.150878608
>>150878544
Only certain legendaries even have decent feats to scale to so this is an loose question.
I'm pretty sure any anime Gigantamax can beat a lot of the featless legendaries.
Anonymous No.150878612 >>150878629 >>150878637 >>150878709
the chopping block will claim 2 more names soon, who will it be?
Anonymous No.150878616 >>150878633 >>150878686
>>150878597
Shouldn't it be Jean doing this?
Anonymous No.150878620
>>150878597
Do they have ANY mental resistance feats?
Anonymous No.150878628
Fndndbdhdh
Anonymous No.150878629
>>150878612
SHITren
Anonymous No.150878633
>>150878616
This is a Prof X that Jean already got to, sharing the love.
Anonymous No.150878637 >>150878780 >>150878819
>>150878612
>Kamen Rider Geats
Why him? He'd be absolute shit for Death Battle. If we got a Kamen Rider, it should either be the classic, or someone strong like Decade, Zi-O or Cross-Z.
Anonymous No.150878642
>>150878392
Sauce?
Anonymous No.150878669
>>150878562
Nah, Dynamaxing Togekiss was the right call
Lucario would've made quick work of Togekiss otherwise and base Chomp is strong enough + type advantage over Lucario plus it gets to keep its higher speed.
A somewhat weakened Mega Lucario into a fresh Base Chomp is more favorable than a fresh Mega Lucario into fresh Mega Chomp for Cynthia. Ash just won anyway.
Anonymous No.150878679
Dante sadly carried by invincible mary sue plot armor, something less main heroes of video gaming have outside of comicbook characrers and really op anime/novel/wuxia heroes. Unless Clive has some op anti hax to Shut down Dante hax and ap growth, and not wanted to death by autistic dmc troops, hes done for.
Anonymous No.150878686
>>150878616
Charles didn't do anything, he was just rubbing his head
Anonymous No.150878687 >>150878738 >>150880208
>plebbitors are already making up autistic loreshit from AI to make clive have better lorewank than dante
dantexisters...our one advantage of shitty exaggerated statements...
Anonymous No.150878692 >>150878731
>>150877948 (OP)
I don't think you realize how weak Homelander is ir how utterly bullshit Hulk is

I can't speak to Omniman, but realistically, the strongest guy there Homelander can beat is probably Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.150878709 >>150879206
>>150878612
>team boomstick won AGAIN so their characters are out of the question
>discord is doing everything in its power to save geats and sakuya
>meta knight has proven to be safe with no schizo haters
This leaves us with Samus, Flowey, and Frieren. Samus almost jobbed last time, and Frieren will probably have a hard time against Flowey in a poll.
Anonymous No.150878731
>>150878692
Pete folds Homelander into a pretzel. Strongest people there he could beat are most iterations of Daredevil and Elektra and sometimes Captain America.
Anonymous No.150878738 >>150878800
>>150878687
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1o8upjb/why_clive_actually_beats_dante/
You mean this? I don't know what the "realm of creation" is, nor why it's saying Dante has centuries of experience.
Anonymous No.150878780 >>150878793 >>150879070
>>150878637
Because he's one of the most recent ones and his matchup spread caught a lot of people's attention. He's also just a vehicle to get Kamen Rider on the show.
Anonymous No.150878793
>>150878780
He's also incredibly mediocre.
Anonymous No.150878800 >>150878811 >>150878921
>>150878738
it's because it's written with AI
>realm of creation
it doesn't actually exist
ultima does create something in-game called the interdimensional rift which is just a dimension beyond time and space (funnily, the interdimensional rift also is a thing in other FF games with all the hyperwank like FF5, so the AI might be pulling from that) when he's not in his final form, it'd be funny if DB used that as walmart yggdrasil wank to say clive wins
Anonymous No.150878811
>>150878800
I could tell from the start it was formatted like how ChatGPT does. I was hoping to get clarification but they haven't replied to me yet.
Anonymous No.150878819 >>150878852
>>150878637
A geatsfag frequents these threads, that the only reason.
Anonymous No.150878852 >>150878887
>>150878819
I don't think a lone anon could have pushed him this far on the island
Anonymous No.150878887
>>150878852
Botting can do quite a lot.
Anonymous No.150878900
Dante sadly carried by invincible mary sue plot armor, something less main heroes of video gaming have outside of comicbook characrers and really op anime/novel/wuxia heroes. Unless Clive has some op anti hax to Shut down Dante hax and ap growth, and not wanked to death by autistic dmc troons, hes done for.
Anonymous No.150878921 >>150878960 >>150878968
>>150878800
I don't understand dimensionalfaggotry but aren't places "beyond time and space" considered fourth dimensional or some crap? With places between worlds fifth dimensional? I don't understand their justifications.
Anonymous No.150878950 >>150878958 >>150879156
Apparently League of Legends and DotA2 have some insane lore characters. Who can solo both verses at the same time?
Anonymous No.150878956 >>150879028
......What if they give Atem feats from the Yu-Gi-Oh manga?
Anonymous No.150878958 >>150878976
>>150878950
Goku
Anonymous No.150878960
>>150878921
It depends. Dimensions refers to spatial dimensions like the xyz axes. We have no idea how interplay would work between 12 dimensional entities because we have no frame of reference or the ability to create theoretical abstractions of dimensions past a certain point. If you're "beyond space" altogether then you ought to be beyond spatial dimensions but we don't know what the hell that even means
Anonymous No.150878968
>>150878921
you're never going to get a clear answer because the entire 'system' past multiversal is designed by pseuds who have never taken so much as a high school physics course.

'beyond spacetime' can refer to anything from '5D' (which is where i think kektos is because of yggdrasil being above spacetime) all the way up to outerversal (since it's 'beyond spatial dimensions', i know arceus gets his from that) if you let it
Anonymous No.150878970 >>150879000
>>150877948 (OP)
Omniman loses to firelord beating Spiderman and Thor harming wolverine
Anonymous No.150878971
>>150877948 (OP)
I don't remember the rest high tiers but jaggernaut would beat both without problems.
Anonymous No.150878974
outerversal Lightning.
Anonymous No.150878976 >>150879156
>>150878958
Idk about DotA but one of Leagues characters is the literal embodiment of death itself
Anonymous No.150878994 >>150879038 >>150879043
>>150878540
judging by hulk's performance against godzilla? i don't think so. omni-man is on the same level as ultima, except there's no equation to defeat him. smart atoms are like archetype but without the weakness. they might be able to close the green door too.
Anonymous No.150878997
Nolan would never team up with that shitbag.
Anonymous No.150879000
>>150878970
Pfft... Omni-Man tied with Supreme who tied with Gladiator who stomped Thor in Jurgens' run!!!
Anonymous No.150879012
>>150878273
no, boob humiliation fetish
Anonymous No.150879013 >>150879031
hasn't nolan killed way more people and done way worse things than homelander?
Anonymous No.150879028 >>150879033
>>150878956
>What if they give Yu-Gi-Oh feats from the actual source material
What next? Giving Ash feats from the anime? Oh no...
Anonymous No.150879031 >>150879048
>>150879013
He said sorry
Anonymous No.150879033
>>150879028
To be fair. The manga is less well-known.
Anonymous No.150879037 >>150879068
I... cannot go on... his moves are too much
Anonymous No.150879038
>>150878994
This. I don't know what anon is playing at. Omni-Man would fly into the Below Place and you'd just hear the Spartan Rage theme as he forcibly closes the Green Door. People forget Kirkman's WoG came after Immortal Hulk ended so he knows how strong Immortal Hulk is
Anonymous No.150879043
>>150878994
Entire Invincible verse would get vaporized by Giant Condor, let alone Godzilla.
Omni-Man would get folded by Sandman.
Anonymous No.150879048 >>150879056 >>150879069
>>150879031
I'm pretty sure he only ever actually apologized to Debbie (the worst thing he ever did was call her a 'pet') and not to any of the families of the people he killed or the planets he subjugated
Anonymous No.150879050
>
Anonymous No.150879056 >>150879096
>>150879048
So you wanted him to fly from planet to planet saying sorry?
Anonymous No.150879068 >>150879152
>>150879037
Dante would never say that, he'd say 'I'M THE WACKY PIZZA MAN' and do the fruity dance for Clive before Clive gets bored and kills him
Anonymous No.150879069 >>150879096
>>150879048
He felt bad about it, isn't that enough?
Anonymous No.150879070
>>150878780
>one of the most recent ones
He's literally three riders removed from being recent.
Anonymous No.150879095
>>150878168
t-that guy had dr. doom's outerversal tech...
Anonymous No.150879096 >>150879113
>>150879056
>>150879069
It seems Homelander truly is the better man
Anonymous No.150879110 >>150879210
CLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150879113
>>150879096
Homelander's worse because he's hedonistic on top of being an insecure sociopath.I'd much rather share an elevator with Nolan than Homelander. He's just not as strong as Nolan and that's why he hasn't committed atrocities on the same scale
Anonymous No.150879150 >>150879170 >>150879217 >>150879381
If Dragon Age got a Death Battle episode, which character from the franchise and who should they fight?
Or potentially a team fight?
Anonymous No.150879152 >>150880995
>>150879068
God.
Dante is so sexy and cool.
Anonymous No.150879156 >>150879204
>>150878950
>>150878976
League and DotA high ends need reality warpers to stop
From League you have Aurelion Sol who shapes galaxies like its nothing, Kindred who is the physical manifestation of death, Bard who is the caretaker of the cosmos, Zoe who can travel through space and time and doesn't even consider Aurelion Sol a threat, Fiddlesticks who is a primordial demon of fear, and Aatrox, who killed LoL's equivalent of Kratos. And thats not even getting into the Void which we don't e en know the upper extent of in terms of power
In DotA you have the Fundamentals, Io, Enigma, Chaos Knight, and KotL, who represent the fundamental forces of the universe, Weaver who can manipulate time in his prime, Elder Titan who shaped the universe, Ancient Apparation who is the embodiment of the heat death of the universe, and Arc Warden who is an Anciet, aka the reality warpers that are responsible for the games setting
Anonymous No.150879170 >>150879218
>>150879150
Probably Hawke or the Inquisitor. If it's a team battle then OP characters like Fenris and Cole would make it so very complicated
Anonymous No.150879173 >>150879224
Is it not against DB rules to send one Toobie unit after another till they beat the opponent in a battle of attrition
Anonymous No.150879204
>>150879156
Don't forget Oracle from DotA. He didn't only see the future but actively shaped it with his predictions. When asked how a battle would go he said it could go "either way" and that broke reality in that battlefield where every soldier was simultaneously dead and alive and each army was victorious and defeated. Like everyone there was simultaneously experiencing every possible outcome of that battle
Anonymous No.150879206
>>150878709
the streets were saying flowey got buddied up with the sakuya and geats fans, that likely gives him a safety net there
frieren will probably get saved because team wiz messed up last week and keep her in as an underdog
Anonymous No.150879210
>>150879110
Why does that old guy have such small numbers? That's kind of embarrassing...
Anonymous No.150879217
>>150879150
The one and only good option
Anonymous No.150879218 >>150879227 >>150879258
>>150879170
I feel like the protagonist characters are too variable to make for good DB characters.
Morrigan or Stolas feel like better options.
Anonymous No.150879224
>>150879173
It probably is but even if it wasn't you can still deplete all the 2B units. Or hack 2B and prevent her from "reviving" in another unit
Anonymous No.150879227
>>150879218
*Solas, don't know why I make that error so often.
Anonymous No.150879258
>>150879218
True, but at least with the Inquisitor you have his hand mark thing and it going berserk towards the end regardless of your class and spec
Anonymous No.150879381 >>150879774
>>150879150
They came out in the same year and they both kill demons in medieval settings
Anonymous No.150879546
>>150878235
>platonic friends
https://youtube.com/shorts/1w6kBb8NihU?si=shBpfN5Rl1FKPDGK
Anonymous No.150879614 >>150879683 >>150879697 >>150879705 >>150879755
GRAAAAHHHH!!!!! ME HORNY!!!!!! ME WANT FUCK WOMEN!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150879683
>>150879614
Ultimate Hulk...
Anonymous No.150879688 >>150879711 >>150879764 >>150879777
It's up.
Anonymous No.150879697
>>150879614
Dante...
Anonymous No.150879705
>>150879614
Soul...
Anonymous No.150879711
>>150879688
OH NO NO NO SAKUYASISTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????????
Anonymous No.150879755
>>150879614
Me better men! Fuck better men!
Anonymous No.150879764 >>150882304
>>150879688
I'm getting the feeling the final battle is going to be Meta Knight vs Pac-Man
Anonymous No.150879774 >>150879786
>>150879381
Who is the Slayer?
Anonymous No.150879777
>>150879688
>meta knight: 11%
how does he keep doing it
Anonymous No.150879786 >>150879798
>>150879774
Demon's Souls protag
Anonymous No.150879798 >>150879834
>>150879786
Oh huh. I never realized that one had a title of any real kind.
Anonymous No.150879834 >>150879894 >>150884153
>>150879798
There aren't any official names for the player characters, but it usually goes
>Slayer of Demons (Demon's Souls)
>Chosen Undead (Dark Souls 1)
>Bearer of the Curse (Dark Souls 2)
>Good Hunter (Bloodborne)
>Ashen One (Dark Souls 3)
>Tarnished (Elden Ring)
Nightreign has set characters, so they have official names.
Anonymous No.150879858 >>150879888 >>150879976 >>150879995 >>150880313 >>150880335
>>150877948 (OP)
All jokes and memes aside. How many Marvel hero will honestly die before the Homelander and Omni-Man themselves are killed?
Anonymous No.150879859
>>150878565
>Didn't Kirkman confirm that Omni-Man is stronger than Superman?

He said* but his feats say the opposite, a huge chunk of modern comic writers don't read comics.
Anonymous No.150879888 >>150879923
>>150879858
In a gauntlet or the way it's presented in that image?
Anonymous No.150879894 >>150879939
>>150879834
It's really surprising to me that with how much zoomers love Fromsoft that they used Chosen Undead of all things when Tarnished was right there.
Anonymous No.150879923 >>150880032
>>150879888
Either way.
Anonymous No.150879939 >>150880019 >>150881331
>>150879894
Elden Ring came out only a bit before the episode, didn't it? It might have been considered "Too young" of a game and didn't have Overwatch money.
Anonymous No.150879976 >>150880002 >>150882203
>>150879858
Isn't Spider-Man stronger than Homelander?
Anonymous No.150879977 >>150879986 >>150880631 >>150880681 >>150882014 >>150882027
Clive won
Springtrap won
Light won
Gru won
Yugi won
Anonymous No.150879986
>>150879977
TRVTH
TRVTH
Lies...
TRVTH
Lies...
Anonymous No.150879995
>>150879858
Homelander already died
Anonymous No.150880002 >>150880178
>>150879976
Maybe some of the live action ones are arguably weaker but Homelander would get his shit kicked in if two regular supes jumped him.
Anonymous No.150880010
OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

List of all the pretty boys in death battle
Anonymous No.150880019
>>150879939
It came out a year prior. But yeah, it would've been really early, that's fair. Though Clive is now showing they're more naturally willing to use newer properties.

I know Tarnished vs Link (I think just from BOTW) has been a popular matchup for a while, and now with the DLC and Nightreign this is probably the best time to do it
Anonymous No.150880032 >>150880043
>>150879923
If it's a gauntlet then Homelander would get taken out in late street tier. He's strong as shit, but also sloppy and prone to rage when things don't go his way. He could kill Spider-Man with his bare hands but it's around that point that his victories become nebulous. I'm not willing to say he would stat check Rhino. Omni-Man is a fairly strong high tier. I think he would get past Carol Danvers, MAYBE Wonder Man, but get stopped by Hulk or Thor. Definitely gets massacred if he's lucky enough to go into the cosmic sector but unlucky enough to fight the Silver Surfer. Unless Iron Man comes to the fight with knowledge of his biology, then he could easily beat a Viltrumite that way.
As for the pic, I see Hulk, Thor, Doctor Doom, Iron Man, the F4, the Juggernaut and Genis Vell in the first few rows alone. Homelander would be a smear in the Microverse and Nolan would end up like Superman getting mobbed by the Avengers in JLA/Avengers
Anonymous No.150880043 >>150880057
>>150880032
Does Homelander still need to breathe? Can Spidey just web his lungs up?
Anonymous No.150880057
>>150880043
I don't think Homelander has ever survived in a vacuum or underwater so presumably yeah. But it would be OOC for Peter to do that
Anonymous No.150880137 >>150880167
OUR KINGS
Anonymous No.150880167 >>150880219
>>150880137
Who's winning this?
Anonymous No.150880178 >>150880330
>>150880002
Yeah Homelander is nowhere near as strong as Omni Man Sentry or Superman. If tech jacket can take on an evil Mark, Ironman might be able to solo Homelander and if not Thor, Hulk, Captain Marvel, Dr. Strange or Maybe even Rogue/Mimic could. Invisible woman should be able to slice them both in half with ease but never would and Marvel full of OP telepaths that should be able control or at least immobilized either one of them.
Anonymous No.150880208
>>150878687
I can do you one better, Clive's Magic the Gathering card is has more power and toughness in his base form than either Greek Kratos's, or Norse Kratos's. His Ifrit form is even stronger than that. He is in fact, equal in power to Cosmic Spiderman, and Dante already has a hard time against MvC Spidey. Things aren't looking good for Dante.
Anonymous No.150880219 >>150880270
>>150880167
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&pp=ygUNU3F1YXJlIGhhbW1lctIHCQkeAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
Anonymous No.150880270
>>150880219
Springtrap is never going to catch that hippie.
Anonymous No.150880313
>>150879858
I think he'd job to wolverine desu
Anonymous No.150880316
How many heroes actually have star level feats on screen?
Anonymous No.150880321 >>150880380 >>150880428
>meta knight once again chilling while three other choices are fighting for their lives
How did he place so low both times again?
Anonymous No.150880330 >>150880412
>>150880178
The more interesting question is who's the weakest marvel hero who could kill Homelander
Anonymous No.150880335
>>150879858
Omni-Man could theoretically destroy the planet before anyone could stop him if he just flies around it. Thor or Sentry then rip Omni-Man in half. Homelander likely loses to Luke Cage and Spider-Man teaming up with Daredevil showing up at the last second for close save.
Anonymous No.150880355 >>150880360 >>150880364
>gets entwined in another triple deadlock
say something about him
Anonymous No.150880360
>>150880355
I can't believe he got raped by a fat secretary
Anonymous No.150880364 >>150880383
>>150880355
Goku vs Superman 4 soon.
Anonymous No.150880368 >>150880406
Bros....
Anonymous No.150880380
>>150880321
3 different teams of characterfags agreed to support each other in these polls, none of which are Meta's so he enters these polls by elimination, of course though, no one actually dislikes him enough to vote him out, so he prevails anyways.
Anonymous No.150880383 >>150880433
>>150880364
GVS4 will happen in another 5 years after Goku gets another form that lets Superman kill him again.
Anonymous No.150880406 >>150880519
>>150880368
Wouldn't it be funny if the amount of Frieren votes suddenly increased and Samus once again nearly avoids elimination?
Anonymous No.150880412
>>150880330
Spider-Man/Venom is probably where he dead stops

If you think every Marvel street tier is FTL like Death Battle and the wider community do, though, then he really doesn't have a shot at beating anyone. Especially since stuff like stabbing him through his ear with a pen can fuck him up
Anonymous No.150880428
>>150880321
Because he's a long overdue character from a series that hasn't been in an episode since 2019 with an actual matchup spread and none of the traits that trigger schizo spite voters.
Anonymous No.150880433 >>150880488
>>150880383
Goku using Super Saiyan 4 would be enough. Superman is a jobber. Goku vs Superman 4 will set the record straight.
Anonymous No.150880477
>THIS time we'll win!
Anonymous No.150880484
Meta knight unironically deserves to be eliminated, he has something like... -2 good Match ups
Anonymous No.150880488
>>150880433
It would be very funny if they randomly decided to dial the capewank back but kept dbz wank for GvS4
Anonymous No.150880501 >>150881783
Huh, looks like I don't gotta ask for a Death Battle fight between the Turtles and Sharks anymore. The person who did the art for Street Fighters x Ninja Turtles is also doing the art for IDW's Street Sharks.
Anonymous No.150880519 >>150880549 >>150880621 >>150882273
>>150880406
Omg
Anonymous No.150880549 >>150881041
>>150880519
>3 women fight for 2nd place as the only male is safe
Anonymous No.150880550
>>150878136
Bitch boys are best men
Anonymous No.150880576
>>150877948 (OP)
They get absolutely destroyed.
They only go as far as Nolan can carry, which should tops at some Hulk. Or Sentry, if you want to be fancy.
Homelander really isn't that strong.
Anonymous No.150880615
>check youtube poll
>ctrl + u
>Frieren votes: 324
>MK votes: 81
>Sakuya votes: 323
>Samus votes: 322
Anonymous No.150880621 >>150883706
>>150880519
Anonymous No.150880631
>>150879977
>TRVTH
>Lie
>TRVTH
>Lie
>TRVTH
Anonymous No.150880638
>81 votes for MK
Holy shit you can smell the seethe
Anonymous No.150880681
>>150879977
TRVTH
TRVTH
Lie...
Lie...
TRVTHNVKE
Anonymous No.150880779 >>150880803
DIO is playing on his knees right now for Sakuya to lose
Anonymous No.150880794 >>150880963 >>150881223 >>150884191
Anonymous No.150880799
...because he doesn't feel like GAPING her so soon.
Anonymous No.150880803
>>150880779
Dio doesn't want another pity win. He's too proud for that.
Anonymous No.150880825
Enough time has passed. He needs a new victim.
Anonymous No.150880874
https://www.youtube.com/live/d0VcV0dO1lE?si=v3QE5uk8cQ1tNZWl
Making of BvB is starting
Anonymous No.150880932 >>150881011
Is Meta Knight the actual most popular character on the island? No alliances, no vote begging, just sheer raw popularity.
Anonymous No.150880955 >>150880971
>K.O.! Sono Chi no Sadame playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was an elegant and brutal display of power. Sakuyaโ€™s infinite time-stop, spatial manipulation, and pinpoint knife skills allowed her to dance circles around DIO, overwhelming him with a relentless onslaught that would have ended any ordinary foe.
>Boomstick: Yeah, but DIO isn't your garden-variety vampire! When his back was against the wall and Sakuya was about to get the drop on him with her fancy time tricks, he pulled out the ultimate trump card: The World Over Heaven.
>Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. If we're looking at DIO's full power, this includes every variation of the character across his different incarnations. This means he has access to the reality-warping power he gained in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, which allows him to manipulate reality with a single punch. He didnโ€™t just stop time; he fundamentally rewrote the reality of the fight itself.
>Boomstick: He basically hit the reset button, but for Sakuya's existence! Her infinite time-stop didn't matter, her knives didn't matter, and her space-warping parlor tricks were useless against a guy who could just say, "Nah, that didn't happen," and make it so. It was like fighting a game developer who could just delete your character.
>Wiz: Sakuya's temporal and spatial control, while incredible, operated within the rules of her own universe. But DIO's reality overwrite ability transcends any fixed law, giving him the final say in everything. In a battle between a time-manipulator and a reality-warper, the one who decides what is and isn't real holds all the cards.
>Boomstick: You can't out-time the time-stopper, but you can out-reality the reality-stopper! In the end, Sakuya was sent straight to heaven!
>Wiz: The winner is DIO.
Anonymous No.150880963
>>150880794
Oh look, it's nobody's favorite event villain.
Anonymous No.150880969 >>150881006
Post DIO's wincons against Sakuya
>Beyond
Post beyond Killing someone above mountain level
Post Beyond saving DIO from MFTL attacks
Post Beyond affecting the meta narrative of Jojo outside Jorge Joestar
Anonymous No.150880971
>>150880955
TRVTHSVPERNOVA
Anonymous No.150880995
>>150879152
I guess you could say he has Smokin' Sexy Style!
Anonymous No.150881006 >>150881045 >>150881150 >>150881980
>>150880969
DIO, not even Beyond, not even Za Warudo, but literally just normal DIO, punches her once and she dies
>b-but
Post any actual Sakuya strength and durability feats that aren't being a scaling merchant
You can't use "post X doing Y" if your character has no actual feats to speak of
Anonymous No.150881011
>>150880932
More like he's the one guy nobody has a problem with.... except the losers of course.
Anonymous No.150881041
>>150880549
You saying Constantine and Steve were the women of last week?
Anonymous No.150881045
>>150881006
U-um she can pull a sword out of the ground with her foot chud! It's totally like, outerversal dirt! So there!
Anonymous No.150881080 >>150881092
Dio? You mean the guy who got his leg cut off by some glass?
Anonymous No.150881092
>>150881080
That glass solos all of Touhou and manages to hurt ZUN as well.
Anonymous No.150881123 >>150881165
>DIO "All my stats come from scaling to star platinum" Brando wants to play the feats game
Ok, just give me some time, hope you don't pussy out after the fact
Anonymous No.150881140
>KO!
>Boomstick: WHAT?! HE DIED IN JUST ONE HIT? I really thought Dante was going to be able to at least dodge the first attack. Isn't he supposed to be crazy fast with that rain feat of his?
>Wiz: Actually, upon further inspection, that feat never actually happened. Sure, Dante could teleport with his trickster style but Dante has trouble catching up to a van not even going full speed.
>Boomstick: I thought Dante defeated Mundus who was able to create a universe in seconds! Shouldn't that at least make him universal?
>Wiz: About that, Hideki Kamiya the creator of the Devil May Cry series officially stated all Mundus did was launch the temple to space. Most of Dante's supposed feats were overstatements
>Boomstick: Dante could regenerate from getting stabbed by his sword. But he had to escape a small island from exploding or part of a castle collapsing on top of him. Urzien was able to put him in a coma that lasted a month and that was a measly wall level swipe.
>Wiz: And there was no world where Clive couldn't do that. Giving Clive an easy win. Even if you gave Dante all the crossover scaling possible, eventually you would reach Clive. Invalidating it all.
>Boomstick: Dante was SparDONE FOR the moment he challenged Clive!
>Wiz: The winner is Clive Rosfield!
Anonymous No.150881142
>K.O.! Flowering Night playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was a high-stakes, high-strangeness affair. While DIO's Reality Overwrite and the power of 'Beyond' from alternate timelines were formidable, Sakuya's mastery of time and space was simply on another level entirely.
>Boomstick: You'd think being able to just say, "That didn't happen," would be an instant win button, but you forgot one thing, Sakuya isn't just stopping time... she's controlling it, rewriting it, and outright erasing it!
>Wiz: Precisely. DIO's 'Beyond' is described as him being a 'main character' in a story, controlling his own fate, but Sakuya isn't just a character within a story. She's manipulating the very story itself. While DIO can overwrite a single event, Sakuya's Conceptual Time Manipulation allows her to erase an entire timeline in an instant.
>Boomstick: So while DIO was busy preening about his godly plot armor, Sakuya just said, "Nope." She didn't have to hit him with a million knives or out-punch his Stand. She just erased the part of the story where he existed in the first place!
>Wiz: Ultimately, DIO's power, while godlike, still operates within a set of rules, the "narrative flow" that the 'Beyond' gives him. Sakuyaโ€™s ability is an absolute, unrestricted command over time itself, allowing her to bend and break any narrative she chooses.
>Boomstick: Turns out you can't cheat your way to victory when your opponent is rewriting the rulebook as she goes. Guess that time vampire's story just got cut short!
>Wiz: The winner is Sakuya Izayoi.
Anonymous No.150881150
>>150881006
post dio being immune to cutting attacks
post dio hitting someone with immeasurable speed
post dio dodging attacks that manifest in the present, future and past at the same time
Anonymous No.150881165 >>150881299
>>150881123
Lol?
Anonymous No.150881174 >>150881245
>JojoFAGGOTS acting out
Ladies...
Anonymous No.150881190 >>150881345 >>150881457 >>150881657 >>150881743
Anonymous No.150881209
N-NO YOU SEE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMPOSITE DIO VS BASE SAKUYA. DIO SAMA NEEDS JUMP FORCE CHAIN SCALING
Anonymous No.150881223 >>150881404
>>150880794
Madoka's footrest
Anonymous No.150881245 >>150881389
>>150881174
>immediate HBOCing behind some other Toushit character because Sakuya has no feats of her own
Lmao predictable
Anonymous No.150881279
Mair Mulroney seems really cute, fuck you fags for calling her a troon
Anonymous No.150881299 >>150881382
>>150881165
>DIO brags about a bellow building level feat
>Sakuya effortlessly tanks Attacks that can send her to space
>Same page DIO gets tagged by Hierophant Green (B in Speed btw)
>Sakuya effortlessly dodges Light and makes it look slow in Touhou 7 and 8
Anonymous No.150881300 >>150882481
>>150878001
Question, even if Supes is stronger shouldn't Goku win since Clark is just an office worker with super strenght while Goku knows how to fight?
Anonymous No.150881301 >>150881372 >>150881388
Are you telling me you're a moderator across three specific sites kek, with the express purpose to do stuff like this?
Anonymous No.150881319
>can only stop time for a few seconds and has glass level durability
>He totally wins against someone with has superior time manipulation!
>Why you ask? Uuuuhhh shut up!
Anonymous No.150881331
>>150879939
During the hype period leading into the DLC, we really thought that Leda would be more of an Artoria type character.
Anonymous No.150881345
>>150881190
DO NOT HURT MY JANNUUUUU
Anonymous No.150881351 >>150881509
Makaโ€™s TRUE lover
Anonymous No.150881364 >>150881486
How long can Sakuya freeze time?
Anonymous No.150881365
>DIO wants to go with just feats
So... He jobs to Alucard?
If we go with On screen feats Alucard wipes the floor with DIO.
Anonymous No.150881368
Anonymous No.150881372
>>150881301
Wut?
Anonymous No.150881380
>Alucardsissy out of nowhere
Anonymous No.150881382
>>150881299
>Touhou characters are so weak that literally just being a piece of ground levitated into the air is considered an attack
>not even like, the rock lifted into space drops on her or something, it's literally just her being lifted that counts as the """""durability""""" feat
Retardbro, I...
>>Sakuya effortlessly dodges Light
Why did you capitalize light? Am I speaking with a Paco?
Anonymous No.150881388 >>150881455
>>150881301
Stop hating on Kratosscholars!! They're dedicated to the cause!!
Anonymous No.150881389 >>150881415 >>150881506
>>150881245
dio. black hole durability feat. outerversal river scaling. NOW.
Anonymous No.150881404
>>150881223
>Madoka
Fraudulent verse I'm afraid
Anonymous No.150881415 >>150881496
>>150881389
>immediately deflects to scaling after the "P-POST YOUR FEATS" stopped working
Yawn
Anonymous No.150881420 >>150881452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YosO0My6Qzs
Skip to 1:56, every character in that game, including Sakuya, can tank that.
Anonymous No.150881452 >>150881481
>>150881420
>a train is now supposed to hurt these supposedly outerversal touhou characters
Huh...
Anonymous No.150881455
>>150881388
I kneel
Anonymous No.150881457
>>150881190
I'll KILL Goku MYSELF
Anonymous No.150881481 >>150881516 >>150881533 >>150881541
>>150881452
That train unironically solos all of Jojo
Anonymous No.150881486
>>150881364
Indefinitely, she stops time before sleeping to spend more time working
Anonymous No.150881493 >>150881517
>fickshun was scared of losing his contacts while recording
I thought they used special effects
Anonymous No.150881496 >>150881562
>>150881415
post better scaling or be silent.
>wah wah wah but my verse is fodder i have no scaling!!!
too bad.
Anonymous No.150881506 >>150881519
>>150881389
would time stop work on a black hole?
Anonymous No.150881509
>>150881351
It's crazy how early that manga had the effeminate black zoomer nerd phenotype.
Anonymous No.150881516
>>150881481
>Kira was killed by a car
Checks out
Anonymous No.150881517
>>150881493
I guess it was cheaper to go with colored contacts idk
Anonymous No.150881519
>>150881506
sakuya's does
Anonymous No.150881524 >>150881548 >>150881563
Are we still seriously defending Swank'd Dio? Everyone should know he loses to Alucard. But Swan did not want to see his precious daddy Dio get killed.
Anonymous No.150881533 >>150881567
>>150881481
Not really, a train isn't very good at transferring kinetic energy
It'd be a good feat if the character hit by it tanked it to a dead stop, but just slightly bouncing off of it a few times is really weak
Anonymous No.150881541
>>150881481
dio (equal to the strongest stand) gets chopped up by some glass. a normal athletic human solos the jojo verse.
Anonymous No.150881548
>>150881524
No need for VSBW.
The DIOrat just entered his featsbaby phase so just ask him to post DIO moving an aircraft carrier or something
Anonymous No.150881562 >>150881634 >>150881693
>>150881496
Nah, you started with feats, don't pivot and run away when you realized Sakuya had none lmao

Come on. I'll concede if you give me an example of Sakuya punching anywhere as hard as just normal DIO
Anonymous No.150881563
>>150881524
And Dio to compare.
Anonymous No.150881567
>>150881533
DIO is legit bellow train level, at least feats wise
Anonymous No.150881580
>they actually smashed a bottle against fickshuns head with his permission
This dude is pretty badass
Anonymous No.150881583
>Captura de pantalla
>the Alucard fag is a spic
Oh no no nonononono
Anonymous No.150881614
>Captura de pantalla
Anonymous No.150881633 >>150881648
>I can't post Daddy Dio destroying a building so I'll just insult you instead
Alucard canonically won
Anonymous No.150881634
>>150881562
no need to concede, you just lost by not posting a black hole feat.
Anonymous No.150881648 >>150881710 >>150881732 >>150881750
>>150881633
Good point actually
Has DIO ever destroyed a building?
Anonymous No.150881657
>>150881190
She's friends with Goku and Godzilla now right
Anonymous No.150881693
>>150881562
>Delusional babbling
Only you mentioned feats jojoAPE. Post Dio's wincons. I'll go ahead and inform you that he can't hit Sakuya in any way nor tank her knives.
Anonymous No.150881710
>>150881648
well you c-can... uhhh, s-scale him to...
Anonymous No.150881718
>>150877948 (OP)
They suddenly find out theyre gay for each other and dont want to fight anymore.
Anonymous No.150881728
>so angry xhe made two posts
KEKAROOOOOOO!!!!!
Anonymous No.150881732 >>150882073
>>150881648
Uh...h-he destroyed a s-steamroller...
Anonymous No.150881743
>>150881190
The fuck did she even do to prompt that
Anonymous No.150881750
>>150881648
Jotaro is as durable as every building in fiction....so....
Anonymous No.150881768 >>150881809
>makes both alucopers and touhouroons sissy seethe and froth by just existing
How does he do it?
Anonymous No.150881783 >>150881863
>>150880501
Shouldnf the Shark be bigger
Anonymous No.150881799 >>150881969
Dio actually DID destroy a building, he even threw part of it after smashing it, remember? Post Alucard destroying a building.
Anonymous No.150881802
>still can't post his hero destroying a building
Anonymous No.150881809
>>150881768
I can't speak for Touhou but I disagree with the Dio vs Alucard analysis and verdict, but for the longest time you couldn't even talk about it because JoJo fans used to get salty as shit when you questioned Silver Chariot cutting Hanged Man specifically
Anonymous No.150881817 >>150881832 >>150881859 >>150882578
>What is so wrong with "cuckolding"? So long as all parties consent, which my wife and my bull do, there is nothing wrong with exploring our sexuality in a safe manner
>I, for one, find it exhilirating
>Watching my wife take her seventh black cock
>Watching him cum inside of her as I remain in the chair
>In the end all parties leave satisfied
>So what is wrong with it?
>We must not judge others based on their sexual kinks
>We must be better than that
Anonymous No.150881832 >>150882264
>>150881817
I would contemplate walking into traffic if I ever heard Kratos talk about cuckoldry
Anonymous No.150881833
I still remember when the Diocard track came out and it literally ended with the main Jojo theme and you had so much cope in this general that this was actually some bizarre reverse psychology that Dio was actually going to lose. Funniest shit I've seen here besides Ben vs Hal or Bardock vs Omni-Man
Anonymous No.150881857
Post Dio destroying a building
Post Dio destroying a city
Post Dio destroying a planet
Post Dio destroying an entire solar system
Post Dio destroying a universe
WITHOUT HIS STAND
WITHOUT CHAIN SCALING
Anonymous No.150881859 >>150881922
>>150881817
Pussy bitch behavior
Anonymous No.150881863
>>150881783
I think they're a bit smaller in the new comic run. At least not as huge as they are if you compare their Mattel Toys to the Playmates Turtles.
Anonymous No.150881920
Dio has destroyed a dog (with the assistance of a furnace), a no name jobber, and a road roller....BEAT THAT ALUCARD
Anonymous No.150881922
>>150881859
Speaking of Buffy, I skimmed that comic book of hers, the one with Silas, and I don't understand where they got that he's a multiverse buster. He was a freaking street tier with minions. They said he was a threat to all worlds but he never blew up a universe as far as I can tell, but maybe I need to go even farther back...
Anonymous No.150881938 >>150881972
>>150878256
>ACK! P-PLEASE... PRE-EVOLVED POKEMON WITH A BST AROUND 300... A-AVENGE YOUR CREATOR... *STONE'd*
Arceusbros, is this really your guy?
Anonymous No.150881955 >>150881977
If you want shitposting material, Ismahawk on the stream revealed that Buffy's scythe was inscribed with runes which translate to the Slayer mantra from the Buffy intro.

The typography the runes were copied from? God of War 2018.
Anonymous No.150881969
>>150881799
Post it please
Anonymous No.150881972
>>150881938
It's worse than that because the villain's grand plan was to throw the planet into the sun, and it couldn't just like, do that, it needed to throw the Tree of Life into the sun to have the planet follow

Arceus is literally sub kind of large tree level
Anonymous No.150881976
>>150878296
>LEND ME SOME VAGUE STATEMENTS SANS, THIS IS BEYOND TWIG LEVEL I'M GOING UP AGAINST THIS!
Anonymous No.150881977
>>150881955
Ehhhhhh
Anonymous No.150881980 >>150882132
>>150881006
Off topic, but the Ideal of an Grandpa Peter Parker teaming up with is grandchild to take on Morlun in last final battle would be interesting. Who should be the Iggy, Avdol, and Polnareff of the group?
Anonymous No.150881999
>>150878296
YUMMY
Anonymous No.150882014
>>150879977
all TRVTH
Anonymous No.150882027
>>150879977
Just ran the lie detector...dead silence on all.
Anonymous No.150882044 >>150882154 >>150882183
Anonymous No.150882047 >>150882068
>troons on reddit are seething over Meta Knight now and how's not 'complex' enough
Anonymous No.150882068 >>150882089
>>150882047
literally nobody is doing this
Anonymous No.150882073
>>150881732
he never actually destroyed the steamroller btw
that's a video game thing where it blows up afterwards
DIO and Jotaro working together couldn't destroy a steamroller lmao
Anonymous No.150882089 >>150882118 >>150882195
>>150882068
Anonymous No.150882114
KINGTA KNIIIIIIGHT
Anonymous No.150882118 >>150882195
>>150882089
>check post
>it's specifically saying comparing meta knight's backstory to theirs is silly and nothing else
Ok
Anonymous No.150882132
>>150881980
Mm. Wolverine, Johnny and an Osborn?
Anonymous No.150882134 >>150882231
>Frieren: 390
>Meta Knight: 100
>Sakuya: 394
>Samus: 391
Anonymous No.150882154
>>150882044
DIOBROS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Anonymous No.150882155
I'd vote Samus because her porn is worse and posting about QUEENkuya or QUEENren raping their opponents is far hotter- uh I mean funnier.
Anonymous No.150882160
I don't care who can win a fist fight I only care who can win a rap or beatbox battle
Anonymous No.150882183 >>150882199 >>150882254 >>150882555
>>150882044
FUARK!!!! A SMALL BUILDING LEVEL EXPLOSION!?!? T-THAT SOLOS MY VERSE...!
Anonymous No.150882195 >>150882220 >>150882350
>>150882089
>>150882118
If you want actual seething, there are some people who want people to vote out Meta Knight because it's "guaranteed" that he'll get an episode.
Anonymous No.150882199
>>150882183
Dio....
Anonymous No.150882203
>>150879976
Comic Homelander doesnโ€™t get instagibbed by 120mm sabot rounds so heโ€™ll need some more serious punching to put down.
Anonymous No.150882207 >>150882229 >>150882253 >>150882262
Anons, how do i convince people my verse is complex extraversal boundless?
Anonymous No.150882220
>>150882195
Idk if that's really seething either, even anons in these threads were saying that.
Anonymous No.150882229 >>150882564
>>150882207
Just be dragon ball bro
Anonymous No.150882231 >>150882286 >>150882529
>>150882134
This is so close that if all of us anons mobilized we could tip the scale
Anonymous No.150882253 >>150882564
>>150882207
flowery statements about dimensions and a bit of grifting
Anonymous No.150882254
>>150882183
Funny how this would be slander in any other scenario but against DIO it's just accurate
Anonymous No.150882262 >>150882564
>>150882207
Find a scan of someone mumbling something about multiverses and how the multiverse will end if the villain's plan comes to fruition but omit the part where the villain's plan has to come to fruition before the multiverse will come to an end
Anonymous No.150882264
>>150881832
Kratos as a power cuck though?
Anonymous No.150882273
>>150880519
It is nice to see meta knight vassals fight to stay alive (so they can glaze him for longer).
Anonymous No.150882286 >>150882529
>>150882231
I'm not paying 7 bucks to vote
Anonymous No.150882304
>>150879764
Sphere deities are humble, so they won't make it all about themselves.
Anonymous No.150882350 >>150882407
>>150882195
Really? The only characters that are actually unlikely to get an episode are Slenderman, Sakuya, Geats, and maybe Shantae, and Sakuya is jobbing right now.
Anonymous No.150882407
>>150882350
Slenderman will be GAPED by KINGtrap
Anonymous No.150882433 >>150882504 >>150882518
ENOUGH

WHO is a HVNG BVLL between Dante and Clive? I will support that one.
Anonymous No.150882438 >>150882462
Im...a victim?!
Anonymous No.150882462
>>150882438
Goku... what Grandpa Gohan can NOT be excused! We'll get you that therapy, buddy! Superman is even getting some after his encounter with Koslav, you'll be right at home!
Anonymous No.150882481
>>150881300
No, Clark's martial arts training is on par with Batman
Anonymous No.150882504 >>150882523
>>150882433
Only one way to find out, last digit is Clive's cock size in inches
Anonymous No.150882518
>>150882433
Clive has had sex and Dante can't get any even though he's surrounded by women, that should say everything you need to know
Anonymous No.150882523
>>150882504
Pfffffft
Anonymous No.150882529
>>150882231
Not yet. We wait a few days before tipping it.
>>150882286
It's $5 to be a planet level member to vote. Above that is for galaxy level banter.

I wonder what max is doing.
Anonymous No.150882555 >>150882599 >>150882619 >>150882649 >>150882657
>>150882183
Not jojo...
Anonymous No.150882564 >>150882588
>>150882229
>>150882253
>>150882262
I am asking because I was going to feed AI links to multiple battleboarding related wikis so they will analyze them, but they fail to capture it accurately so I need someone with a huge brain (or multiple huge brains)
>Why are you doing this
To Outwank the wankers of course
>VSBW
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System_FAQ
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Existence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Beyond-Dimensional_Existence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Hierarchies
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Reality-Fiction_Transcendence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Universe
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence
>CSAP
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System?so=search
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Character_Stats_and_Profiles_FAQ
>PSW
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System?so=search
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Metaphysics_of_High_1-T_and_High_1-T%2B
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Metaphysics
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Standards_For_Tiers
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Tiering
>HBW
https://hierarchybattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System
Anonymous No.150882578 >>150882659
>>150881817
>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power
>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth
>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!"
>Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body
>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone
>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography
>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)
>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men
>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura."
>K.O.!!!
I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
Anonymous No.150882588 >>150884810
>>150882564
>I need someone with a huge brain
And you chose 4Chan of all places!?
Anonymous No.150882599
>>150882555
So much for Base DIO with no stand uh?
Anonymous No.150882619
>>150882555
CHADrs is goated yes but the vast majority of the verse with few other exceptions (BIG... uh... the Part 7 Kars guy... uh...) would job to a small building level explosion.
Anonymous No.150882649 >>150882668
>>150882555
The pixel scaling tells me all I need to know. But what exactly am I looking at?
Anonymous No.150882650 >>150882673 >>150882680
Is Yujiro allowed to rape his opponent?
Anonymous No.150882657
>>150882555
>Scaling
Anonymous No.150882659
>>150882578
Yeah, it was. They didn't even use KINGtos' Super Basedain 3 transformation, which is known as his strongest. Guess they just wanted to downplay him.
Anonymous No.150882668 >>150882697
>>150882649
Kars tanks a ship crash that sunked the britIsh.
Anonymous No.150882670 >>150882744
https://youtu.be/gn2Er8c1JAs?si=6yl_IPJ1j2QXXm8F

>M-maybe I donโ€™t have any building level feats, but that fraud Alucard also doesnโ€”-S-SHIIIIIIT!
Anonymous No.150882673 >>150882683
>>150882650
Yes, but who can he win against that he couldn't without rape?
Anonymous No.150882680
>>150882650
He can try.
Anonymous No.150882683
>>150882673
Sukuna, Gojo and Madara
Anonymous No.150882697
>>150882668
That doesn't tell me much. What ship? What size was it? Where was he?
Anonymous No.150882699 >>150882741 >>150882752 >>150882824
why do alucopefags get so mad about the DIO thing while tanjirofags don't get mad about jonathan despite that being actually egregious?
Anonymous No.150882724 >>150882788
>>150878022
Crona is for getting the trauma therapeutically raped out of him by Black*Star
Anonymous No.150882741
>>150882699
Because even with Sensible scaling for both Jonathan still has a good chance at beating Tanjiro.
Hell, if we go by pure feats Tanjiro would explode after the first punch from Jonathan
Anonymous No.150882744 >>150882815 >>150882859
>>150882670
Hellsing had some badass motherfuckers. Alucard, Anderson, the Captain, Walter and even Seras. It's a shame people here have a vendetta against it
Anonymous No.150882747
>>150878136
MinetaDAMN
Anonymous No.150882752
>>150882699
Tanjirofags don't exist and Johnathan isn't a lame faggot like Dio
Anonymous No.150882788 >>150883068
>>150882724
Black*Star is for Tsubaki's Somnophiliac sex
Anonymous No.150882815 >>150882842
>>150882744
it's babby's first edgelord series and alucard wankers are extremely annoying retards
the only person i've met irl who even liked hellsing was an ugly german guy who smelled horrible and who was borderline retarded (and zoomers like hellsing abridged more which is even worse)

i don't even think it's an exaggeration to say alucard is one of the absolute weakest fighters ever put on death battle either, his only good stat is endurance from regeneration and it's not even that good
Anonymous No.150882824 >>150883040
>>150882699
I didn't watch that one but I can tell you some controversies about Dio vs Alucard. Dio's 1500 times FTL speed utterly trumps how egregious Mach 1500 Alucard is. Dio having nuke level punches based off that prison sequence in Stone Ocean is some actual comedy if you imagine they had enough power to wipe out cities. Dio splitting clouds with pressurized eye fluid in an anime only scene getting him to Tsar Bomba levels works on multiple levels; the calc leading to an outlier, cloud calc fatigue, etc.
And lastly the triple whammy that was
>Dio somehow killing Alucard millions of times over
>Giving Alucard Level 0 just to say Dio can wipe it completely out with SRSE
>Saying Schrodinger Alucard would lose to Dio's hypnosis
It reeks of screwjob and deserved to be scrutinized whether you agree with the verdict or not
Anonymous No.150882841 >>150882876
FAT ASS FAT LATINAS!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150882842 >>150882871
>>150882815
I didn't ask why you have a chip on your shoulder about Alucard. I said it's a shame you have it in the first place
Anonymous No.150882859 >>150882877 >>150883204
>>150882744
I don't mind Hellsing but Alucard himself is a tryhard and lamer than the cool priest and butler guy. I also think the ending was lame as fuck.
Anonymous No.150882871 >>150882892
>>150882842
I don't care what you asked about. Fuck Alucard, fuck Hellsing and fuck his wankers. If you're reading this David go take a shower too
Anonymous No.150882876
>>150882841
Ash, your dyslexia made you misspell Latias...
Anonymous No.150882877 >>150882950
>>150882859
You didn't watch Hellsing then. The story ended just before a character like Alucard would get tedious and annoying
Anonymous No.150882892 >>150882912
>>150882871
But you do care. You jumped at the opportunity to vent like a girl going thru a breakup
Anonymous No.150882912 >>150882941 >>150883006
>>150882892
Yeah, I care that Hellsing wankers are here because they're smelly retards. One of them even proved themselves to be a Mexican this thread. Leave, or go take a shower, one of the two
Anonymous No.150882941 >>150882984
>>150882912
Racism has no place in Kratos' yard
Anonymous No.150882950 >>150883024
>>150882877
I disagree, and just because I have a different option than you doesn't mean I didn't watch it dumbass. Alucard got on my nerves not very far in.
Anonymous No.150882956 >>150883053
i was layin on the kitchen floor... jorkin it like usual
thats when a voice spokes to me...
>KINGTOS: why are you jorkin on kitchen floor...
i already start to ponder a bit...
"because i want to jork here." i says
>KINGTOS: then why are you jorkin for so long...
i gotted really thinky and started ponderings even more...
>KINGTOS: maybe because when jorkin it, you for once feel in control over your sads life
what kratos says made me really thinkying and pondery before i cumed all over him
the end
Anonymous No.150882958 >>150883059 >>150884844 >>150884925
>>150877948 (OP)
>Superman flops worse than Black Adam
>Less than 3 million global sales of Injustice 1&2
>Goku's games are all hits, even fuckin Jump Force outsells Superman and pals.
- New major announcements in 2026 including two anime series and several games.

The good guys win at the end.
Anonymous No.150882967
>suddenly, listroon
kys
Anonymous No.150882984
>>150882941
aren't Mexicans extremely racist and also religious? sounds like the natural enemies of KINGtos
Anonymous No.150882988
Anonymous No.150883006
>>150882912
Am mexican and i find it stupid they think Dio winning is wank.
Anonymous No.150883024
>>150882950
I'm sure he did anon, but I'm too much of a solipsist to take people like you at their word
Anonymous No.150883039 >>150883054 >>150883060
>>150877948 (OP)
wstmbsahsathf
Anonymous No.150883040 >>150883066
>>150882824
Reminder that Swank also went onto Reddit and said 1500x FTL Dio was a lowball btw.
Anonymous No.150883053
>>150882956
Asura said this.
Anonymous No.150883054
>>150883039
INDIAvincibleCHAD...
Anonymous No.150883059 >>150883104
>>150882958
Black Adam made more than any SHITagon SHIT movie btw
Anonymous No.150883060
>>150883039
We know you love watching from the bush, Simon...
Anonymous No.150883066
>>150883040
Swank was a no-no word for a while because of these overly sensitive JoJo fans
Anonymous No.150883068
>>150882788
Where did that meme come from? Is it in a chapter or something?
Anonymous No.150883104 >>150883175
>>150883059
Post Budget
Anonymous No.150883175
>>150883104
Cuz Broly cost 8 million to make.
Demon Slayer cost 20 million.

How much did Superman and Black Adam cost. Do tell me.
Anonymous No.150883185 >>150883244 >>150883270
>man whose family is killed
>becomes an big red flaming man when using his powers and even has a kaiju form, regularly performs huge destructive feats during his battles against bigger kaiju
>has complicated relationship with his brother culminating in his brother sacrificing his life to help save the world
>is being groomed by the creator god of the world to continue the cycle of suffering
>defeats an evil overlord who believes the ends justifies the means and who wants to oppress all of humanity so that a bigger crisis can be averted
>the final battle is comprised of a cosmic match in space before it ends with the man punching god in the face to shut him up
>the ending has the main system the universe is built on fade into nothingness as the protagonist seems to pass away, but is implied to survive/revive far into the future
Yup yup, Clive's connections to KINGTOS are winning this fight.
Anonymous No.150883194
Clive won
Anonymous No.150883204
>>150882859
Alucard being less cool than Anderson doesn't say much because Anderson was fucking rad. Now Alucard was fine because he could back up his edgelordship by being a sadistic animal who makes people suffer. The only time I was tired of Alucard was when the author tried to make me feel bad for him in the sultan flashback when Vlad got raped. I'd rather have seen more Bram Stoker flashbacks
Anonymous No.150883216 >>150883237
Clivetos won
Anonymous No.150883228
I think Clivesura might just beat Dantos, but Krante would beat Asurive
Anonymous No.150883237 >>150883257
>>150883216
>"But that is just what Clive has done in his home universe. lets talk about Dissida."
Anonymous No.150883238
DANTETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Anonymous No.150883244
>>150883185
but those are asura connections...
Anonymous No.150883248
DANTESSSSSSSURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150883257 >>150883279
>>150883237
>"And when he was in hell, he also helped his new buddy the Demi-Fiend beat up Shin Megami Tensei God himself!"
Anonymous No.150883265 >>150883300
Dante VS Clive is just Kratos VS Asura except nobody's the featsman
Anonymous No.150883270
>>150883185
Wait a minuteโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150883279 >>150883288 >>150883289 >>150883341
>>150883257
SMT's verse is weaker than FFXVI's alone.
Anonymous No.150883288 >>150883301
>>150883279
>Then Bahamut cast Zettaflare! And Clive just, no sold that shit!
>How strong is Zettaflare? Well first of all, we need to talk about Bravely Default and Kingdom Hearts...
Anonymous No.150883289
>>150883279
Can anyone in Final Fantasy destroy a Walmart sized dimension?
Anonymous No.150883297 >>150883314 >>150883336
>except nobody's the featsman
Anonymous No.150883300
>>150883265
Rude. They are both probably cleanly large building level.
Anonymous No.150883301 >>150883342
>>150883288
>"And when assisting his marvel and capcom heroic allies take down the Multiversal Ultron Sigma, he was described by Cap himself to be their best weapon against otherworldly threats!
>And they had both Ghost Rider and Dr Strange with em! Just who is this guy?!"
Anonymous No.150883313 >>150883336
>>except nobody's the featsman
Anonymous No.150883314
>>150883297
Dantexistersโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150883336 >>150883493
>>150883297
>>150883313
City block level. Of course, this still mogs Large Buildingte.
Anonymous No.150883338
>nobody featsman
Anonymous No.150883341
>>150883279
hell, it's weaker than the dmc verse
Anonymous No.150883342 >>150883370
>>150883301
>Cap sent Dante at a town level threat to make him feel special
No chainscaling saves Dante.
Anonymous No.150883348
>>>except nobody's the featsman
Anonymous No.150883366
Post Dante not getting into a coma over a wall level attack
Anonymous No.150883370
>>150883342
Dante wins. Final Fantasy universe is limited to Tekken verse. Dante got more experience and verses.
Anonymous No.150883381 >>150883402 >>150883411
Could Chive beat Omniman?
Anonymous No.150883394
Post Girlycard
Anonymous No.150883400
>>>>except nobody's the featsman
Anonymous No.150883402
>>150883381
Can Clive survive one octillion big bangs?
Anonymous No.150883411 >>150883440
>>150883381
No smart atoms so no

KINGte on the other hand...
Anonymous No.150883414 >>150883445
>Dante looks up with a smirk as Clive, in his biggest form, is about to crush him
>Dante raises his sword, piercing Clive's fist. The latter's Eikon body explodes, and he collapses to the ground, dying.
Anonymous No.150883438
Too niche to determine?
Anonymous No.150883440 >>150883468 >>150883479
>>150883411
Dante can seal Omniman with Yamato, just like with a pokeball.
Anonymous No.150883445
>>150883414
...Dante thought in his last moments while dying of heat stroke before he got fully incinerated by just standing too close to Clive.
Anonymous No.150883468 >>150883544
>>150883440
Does this account for Smart Atoms' sealing resistance?
Anonymous No.150883472 >>150883503 >>150883525
>Look at one of those "starting state/final state" images featuring Dante and Clive
>The post-death part has Clive hugging Joshua and Dante seeing his mom
What the fuck is with this gay wholesome chungus insistence on respect and "emotional" deaths? We don't need and shouldn't have that most of the time. We're watching action figures fight here, not watching some melodrama. Asura vs Kratos would have been way better off if it never did that.
Anonymous No.150883479 >>150883504
>>150883440
Can Chive beat Ash Ketchum?
Anonymous No.150883493
>>150883336
the guy from the first webm is like 10000 ft tall and the wave in the second webm is several miles long. in what kind of city blocks do you live anon
Anonymous No.150883503
>>150883472
I blame Tanjiro vs Jonathan for popularizing it
People reacted well to it now they shove it in for most hero deaths
Anonymous No.150883504 >>150883516 >>150883519
>>150883479
>can [mountain level character] beat [building level character]
i'd certainly hope so
Anonymous No.150883516 >>150883526 >>150883529 >>150883554
>>150883504
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOUNTAINS! I'M TIRED OF HEARING "MOUNTAINS MOUNTAINS OOOHHH MOUNTAINS!" JUST FUCKING STOP!!!
Anonymous No.150883519
>>150883504
Depends on pokemon Arceus instant win.
Anonymous No.150883525 >>150883559 >>150883633 >>150883693
>>150883472
It works for tanjiro vs jonathan since both are homorable respectful heroes. Dante Clive? At best theyll say something like

"Man, that guy had fire!"
Anonymous No.150883526 >>150883550
>>150883516
Post Dante destroying a building
Anonymous No.150883529
>>150883516
We know, Kratosbro.
Anonymous No.150883544
>>150883468
No, they are not canon Mark got into pokeball and kill others Marks in it.
Anonymous No.150883548 >>150883555 >>150883566
Lesbian battle, these two Vs Blake and Yang, who would win?
Anonymous No.150883550
>>150883526
steonger than lady, who has a building level calc https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KLOL506/Devil_May_Cry_3:_Lady%27s_Kalina_Ann_Go_Boom_Boom
Anonymous No.150883552
>>150877948 (OP)
Homelander gets beat by Spidy or Iron Man
Omniman gets punched out by Ben Grimm
Anonymous No.150883554
>>150883516
KINGtrap...
Anonymous No.150883555 >>150883571 >>150883603
>>150883548
Me because I convert all 4 of them
Anonymous No.150883559 >>150883587
>>150883525
Jonathan is known for the manly tears bit, Tanjiro also has that and sympathy for his enemies. Clive is the guy who responds to:
>"Now you will see what happens when you cross me."
With:
>"Cross me? I'LL KILL YOU!"
And he loudly exclaims "DIE!" as he kills that character in a later fight. Clive, despite all of his kindness and virtue, is one of the most openly angry characters in Final Fantasy.
Anonymous No.150883561
Anonymous No.150883566
>>150883548
Literally what do the Dangan dykes have that let them stand against super powered peak humans with advanced weapons and magic? Toko can try stabbing Yang with her scissors only to fail and get her head punched off
Anonymous No.150883571
>>150883555
Me...
Anonymous No.150883580 >>150883633
Jonathan is known for the manly tears bit, Tanjiro also has that and sympathy for his enemies. Clive is the guy who responds to:
>"Now you will see what happens when you cross me."
With:
>"Cross you? I'LL KILL YOU!"
And he loudly exclaims "DIE!" as he kills that character in a later fight. Clive, despite all of his kindness and virtue, is one of the most openly angry characters in Final Fantasy.
Anonymous No.150883587 >>150883686
>>150883559
That was one of the best parts of FF16 honestly
>evil guy who has made Clive's life living hell for years over literal nothing
>Clive kills him with zero remorse, actually relishes his kill and openly taunts his opponent, and all of his allies celebrate over it
Wasn't tryhard enough to be edgy but it wasn't some awful 'if you kill him you will be just like him' muh revenge bad plot. Jill gets a similar scene too I think
Anonymous No.150883603 >>150883628 >>150883739
>>150883555
Anonymous No.150883628 >>150883658 >>150883664
>>150883603
That's because he's wh*te. If he has a thick BBC women wouldn't complain. Tiny white peckers don't cut it anymore.
Anonymous No.150883633
>>150883580
>delete post
>fuck it up again
I'm such a fucking retard I meant to reply to >>150883525
Anonymous No.150883653 >>150883665 >>150883696
Fuck this universal shit, just destroy a planet or mountain or something
Anonymous No.150883658
>>150883628
KINGtos APPROVED!
Anonymous No.150883664
>>150883628
Simonbro...
Anonymous No.150883665
>>150883653
Is chain scaling okay? I have no onscreen feats. Well that's a lie, I destroyed a small hill once.
Anonymous No.150883668
>Fuck this universal shit, just destroy a planet or mountain or something
Anonymous No.150883686
>>150883587
>"YOU KILLED BENEDIKTA AAAAAAAAAAAA
>"AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"
Benedikta wasn't even fully non-sympathetic, she had parts that were meant to evoke sympathy but Clive still actively rubbed it in Kupka's face because he was that fucking thirsty for his blood.
>'if you kill him you will be just like him' muh revenge bad plot.
I was expecting Clive to respond to Jill's confessions with "no this isn't like you :(" but instead Clive responds with "LET'S GO FUCKING KILL THAT BITCH!!!" and it's awesome. Clive and Jill are the best romance in FF, I just wish she was allowed to take part in more major battles, most especially the final one, that was just unfair to leave her out.
Anonymous No.150883693
>>150883525
They'll probably have some generic quote like
>Heh...not bad, kid/old man
Before Dante gets incinerated or Clive gets cut in half
Anonymous No.150883696 >>150883708
>>150883653
FEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!
Anonymous No.150883703
Reminder that CHADguy is the only DB contestant to canonically turn an atheist basedentist femcel into a religious believer thirsting for him by just his sheer CHAD aura alone.
Anonymous No.150883706 >>150883723 >>150883766
>>150880621
>Show me a good time, Jack!
Anonymous No.150883708 >>150883794
>>150883696
>Asteroids
Anonymous No.150883723
>>150883706
This is in my top ten fights I want to actually seen made into a fight.
Anonymous No.150883735 >>150883753 >>150883754 >>150883803 >>150883865 >>150884463
Very deranged thread this time
Anonymous No.150883739
>>150883603
>women don't like an unkempt fat retard
And water is blue, I've seen enough dykes pushing the "butch" meme to know how much of an act that shit is
Anonymous No.150883753
>>150883735
Anonymous No.150883754
>>150883735
...That KINGtos won, yet again!
Anonymous No.150883766
>>150883706
Sam's high frequency blade would likely break clashing against Jack's enchanted sword. Once that happens Jack just chops Sam into cubes.
Anonymous No.150883794 >>150883841
>>150883708
>larger than Earth โ€œasteroidsโ€
Anonymous No.150883803
>>150883735
>deranged
That's every thread.
Anonymous No.150883816
Anonymous No.150883832 >>150883844
>>150878540
Omniman can't even make it past a 5 year old blowing into a dog whistle. Hell, no Viltrumite can.
Anonymous No.150883841 >>150883856
>>150883794
>Larger than Asura
Anonymous No.150883844 >>150883864 >>150883872 >>150883936
>>150883832
Can Omni-Man beat Omnimon?
Anonymous No.150883856 >>150883897
>>150883841
>โ€ฆwho is larger than Earth
Anonymous No.150883864
>>150883844
Yes. Ominmon has a grill covering where a mouth should be, which means he can't blow into a dog whistle.
Anonymous No.150883865
>>150883735
doesn't seem that bad in comparison honestly
man, Hulkzilla was obnoxious
Anonymous No.150883872
>>150883844
Omnimon used to be a popular opponent for Gogeta, so yeah I think Nolan can take this one.
Anonymous No.150883897 >>150883915
>>150883856
>pocket dimension cope
Anonymous No.150883904
Kingzuku won.
Queenka won.
Gooncels won.
A Literal Amphibian No.150883912 >>150883948
mmmmmmEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Anonymous No.150883915
>>150883897
>The entirety of Asura's Wrath takes place in a pocket dimension
Whoa...
Anonymous No.150883917 >>150883955
>gets BTFO
>immediately goes schizophrenic
Anonymous No.150883924 >>150883942
Anonymous No.150883936
>>150883844
Omnimon is empowered by Angela Atoms and forces Nolan into a divorce with his life
Anonymous No.150883942 >>150883952
>>150883924
If Tolkien wrote this show he'd get killed with a pointy branch.
Anonymous No.150883948
>>150883912
KINGGGGGGGGGSTER FROG
Anonymous No.150883952 >>150884068
>>150883942
If Tolkien wrote GoW Kratos would get hurt by rocks and could maybe go 30 mph on his dogsled.
Anonymous No.150883955 >>150883970
>>150883917
Asura lost
Anonymous No.150883956 >>150883979 >>150883980 >>150883982 >>150884167
So wait who actually wins between Asura and Clive
Anonymous No.150883970 >>150883987
>>150883955
โ€ฆthe fraud contest.
Anonymous No.150883976
Post Asura killing Kratos
Anonymous No.150883979
>>150883956
My HERO of course
Anonymous No.150883980 >>150884006
>>150883956
Has Clive ever blown up a planet or anything bigger than Titan? Does Clive have any regen null or possible mindhax?
Anonymous No.150883982
>>150883956
Asura should win even if you wank the shit out of Clive, Clive is only being jerked to universal solely to counter loretranny autism from DMCsissies and realistically he's comfortably mountain/island level. There's no reason for fellow featschads to fight
Anonymous No.150883987 >>150884109
>>150883970
...'s opposite day round.
Anonymous No.150883988 >>150884025 >>150884127
Anonymous No.150883989
>>150878273
Just the cucky benpedo simonjeet.
Anonymous No.150883993 >>150884007 >>150884013 >>150884022
Could Dante handle Seph's Supernova?
Anonymous No.150884006
>>150883980
Nah, the closest he comes is tanking Bahamut's Zettaflare which was going to 'burn the world'

I think the absolute closest you could come to a realistic win condition is if Clive removed mantra from the universe the same way he does magic, but there's no reason why he would immediately do that over just attacking Asura and then losing to better physicals
Anonymous No.150884007
>>150883993
Kirby could.
Anonymous No.150884013
>>150883993
He couldn't handle Sephiroth before Cloud killed him
Anonymous No.150884022 >>150884042
>>150883993
Itachi could
Anonymous No.150884025 >>150884070 >>150884097
>>150883988
Gojo would mindGAPE RETARDtzu
Anonymous No.150884042 >>150884108
>>150884022
Yata Mirror reflects any attack, Totsuka Blade seals any opponent.
>b-but-
YATA MIRROR REFLECTS ANY ATTACK, TOTSUKA BLADE SEALS ANY OPPONENT.
Anonymous No.150884068
>>150883952
GoW bros, we need to resurrect Tolkien and TRAP and BETRAY him in our basement, because he is willing to give our hero an upscale!
Anonymous No.150884070
>>150884025
...by folding his laundry.
Anonymous No.150884097
>>150884025
No lies detected
Anonymous No.150884108
>>150884042
I just threw him the entire omniverse and he just sealed it...
Anonymous No.150884109
>>150883987
โ€ฆon Bizarro world.
Anonymous No.150884127 >>150884184
>>150883988
This is one of the many images Chiaotzu saw as he is hit and lobotomized by Unlimited Void
Anonymous No.150884144 >>150884186 >>150884199
Post Yata Mirror reflecting a mountain-busting attack
Post Totsuke Blade sealing a mountain
Anonymous No.150884148 >>150884492
Why do DBspics like to downplay so much
Anonymous No.150884153
>>150879834
Also, the olayer character is just a placeholder and not an actual character. If you're astute, you can even see in each game exactly whom you are the placeholder for.
Anonymous No.150884167 >>150884260
>>150883956
Asuraโ€™s game gets stupid during the DLC. Asura just bulldozes through planets, stars, supernovas, a moon dwarving galaxies. He fights a guy who can shatter dimensions and can erase an entire dimension just but standing on it. All of those are purely onscreen feats so I believe he wins there. Lore-wise, Iโ€™m not sure. With some wank you can get Asura to like low multiversal, I think.
Anonymous No.150884184 >>150884233
>>150884127
...Thought Gojo as Chiaotzu compresses him into a singularity and threw him into the sun at immeasurable speed.
Anonymous No.150884186 >>150884207
>>150884144
He sealed this mountain sized snake summon
Anonymous No.150884191
>>150880794
*BURP* for BARBATOS!
Anonymous No.150884199
>>150884144
I can't, he's never had to bring them out for such weak fodder. He's him destroying all the mountains in the marvel omniverse though.
Anonymous No.150884207 >>150884578
>>150884186
Mr Frog would solo
Anonymous No.150884233
>>150884184
he literally just blows himself up what the fuck else does he do against unlimited void
Anonymous No.150884260 >>150884346 >>150884618
>>150884167
Even if you used the lore shit for Clive and Asura (in which they'd probably be about equal in power because muh main enemies can make universes) I just don't think Clive has any way to actually kill Asura, it's another reason of why even if you buy lore Kektos and the way DB argued it that he shouldn't have won

Like maybe if it's DBsura where they used his beginning of manga weaknesses on his resurrection, but by the end he can resurrect in like a second and basically can fight forever. Clive has some healing options and does spend what's probably several weeks fighting nonstop but still does actually get tired
Anonymous No.150884273
what if chiaoutzu reads gojos mind and gets him to sign an autograph that depowers him!???
Anonymous No.150884277
>>150877956
Wherefore his hair is turquoise now?
Anonymous No.150884316
>>150884302
>>150884302
>>150884302
Anonymous No.150884346 >>150884400 >>150884618
>>150884260
Tbf Greektos has the Hades weapon at least. If it could actually destroy Asura's soul (which is still debatable) that's a wincon. Norsetos literally has nothing tho lmao, I heard his axe could destroy souls but I looked into it and found nothing.
Anonymous No.150884400 >>150884430 >>150884618
>>150884346
Asura is also empowered by literally trillions of souls by the end of the game. I don't think Kratos would be able to destroy every soul Asura has before Asura just powers up to beat Kratos because the gap between them wasn't actually that big as DB put it
Anonymous No.150884430
>>150884400
Not to mention that the speed and range gap between them would still be massive because even with SUNSHINEtos anyone would realize that Asura would realistically be getting faster over the course of the battle.
Anonymous No.150884463
>>150883735
Next time tell listtroon to kill himself immediately.
Anonymous No.150884492
>>150884148
Insecurity of the fatherless.
Anonymous No.150884578
>>150884207
>Reflects all his attacks and then seals him
Womp womp
Anonymous No.150884618
>>150884260
>but by the end he can resurrect in like a second
Yeah, DB seemed to have not realized that Asuraโ€™s resurrection is dependent on his rage and will to move forward. With them uber wanking him in the DB at peak rage, he should be able to resurrect basically instantly. Which leads to the wincon either to be the complete destruction of his soul, existence erasure (I believe Chakravartin tried and failed on that end), or the complete conceptual removal of Mantra and probably Wrath too.
>>150884346
>If it could actually destroy Asura's soul
Asuraโ€™s soul is worth way, WAY more than trillions of souls considering the Brahmastra could get rivaled by Berserk Asura and EOG Asura is like 2 tiers of power above Berserk Asura. The destruction of Asuraโ€™s soul would probably have to come from something ridiculously strong or just straight up ignores any resistance/durability.
>>150884400
>I don't think Kratos would be able to destroy every soul Asura has before Asura just powers up to beat Kratos
The Mantra Reactor is empty when Yasha gave it to Asura, itโ€™s just storage space. The problem is Asuraโ€™s soul is resistant to manipulation and its durability and worth is ridiculous just by itself. The BoO or any of Kratosโ€™ soul removal weapons donโ€™t have any actual feats to showcase them being actually strong enough to scratch Asuraโ€™s soul, especially at the rate Asura can generate his Wrath/Mantra.
Anonymous No.150884810
>>150882588
go back, 4chan has solved many real life situations in the past
Anonymous No.150884844 >>150886123
>>150882958
Superman movies make so much more than Goku's flops it's laughable. You don't want to play the numbers game.
Anonymous No.150884853
>>150878168
>Fuck you GOD, prepare to be annihilated by my electric dildo!
Metal
Anonymous No.150884925 >>150886142
>>150882958
>keeps having to run away to games
Dragon ball sparking zero made Goku's games a laughing stock btw.
Anonymous No.150886123 >>150886774
>>150884844
post budget, faggot.
Anonymous No.150886142 >>150886774
>>150884925
sparking zero outsold injustice 1 and 2
Anonymous No.150886774
>>150886123
>>150886142
>injustice 1 and 2
being rent free about games from decades ago won't erase the stain everyone thinks sparking zero was
and goku's movies giga flop every time