Thread 150878089

Because gems are hot

>>150878330
it’s blue diamond and that nurse milf that does it for me

>>150878089 (OP)
ConniexPearl was the main draw

Most of its own fans seem to agree the first season is a complete slog.
The episode that I think really threw me off the show with Steven's character is still cheeseburger backpack. It always felt like the showrunners could never agree on the age demographic they wanted him to represent. By his age, my friends and I sat around playing Halo and talking about sportsball. He's at the age where the average kid would be too insecure for something like sportsball because it's the "superficial maturity" years.
It made him feel almost alien to me as a protagonist because of having him subvert "toxic masculinity", I think they pushed him to the point he was never allowed to have the kinds of insecurities and character flaws that boys his age would have and thus he always leaned either Jesus-y or like he was 7

>>150878089 (OP)
It aired at the right time. Most things releasing between 2012-2016 got a fanbase, with how mainstream online fandom culture was becoming due to increased social media usage from smartphones and fandom websites like Tumblr.
The show didn't really gain traction until there was "hype moments" like Lapis' debut in Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem, and then the fanbase really exploded with Jail Break.

Mostly the result of uncritical masses pushing for intersectionalist propaganda and seeing children's media as new frontier.
These people have been gaslit into thinking family is evil and sodomy is wholesome, so any cartoon with POC faggots signing was given the seal of approval.

>>150878089 (OP)
Dumb underages with no taste

>>150878559
Are these faggots in your room right now?

>>150878559
>so any cartoon with POC faggots signing was given the seal of approval
Show some respect. SU was the OG faggots singing cartoon

>>150878573
No but I'm definitely talking to one

>>150878594
That depends if you count Marceline from adventure time or not.
I count it.

>>150878089 (OP)
This question is applicable to My hero academia as well. Deku is literally just green and japanese Steven. Y'know what? Steven might even be better because he ends up with a girl

>>150878089 (OP)
Back then most of us weren't reflexive contrarians kneejerk shitting on things because we still retained the ability to engage those things with sincerity because the 20 year cycle hadn't reached the joyless detachment and terminal irony poisoning of Gen X.

>>150878089 (OP)
I think it's just this >>150878330, really.

Like, imagine if the gems maintained their personalities and powers, but instead of the humanoid form they have in the show, they were all just a bunch of literal gems in their typical object form, but with arms and legs. It'd be doomed to fail.

>>150878089 (OP)
>protagonist is a bumbling fat fuck retard
JUST LIKE ME!

>>150878677
No, Deku’s better because he’s not a fat slack jaw

>>150878740
Kids today love that shit though

>>150878737
>joyless detachment and terminal irony poisoning
Don't bring my generation into this. Those are talents that Millennials created.

People shat on SU all the time. Ignore revisionist retards

>>150878605
Okay. Remember. They cannot occupy your attention and rent space in your head 24/7 without actually paying rent. Go find the tulpa you created with your closeted homosexuality and demand it pay rent for making you imagine gays controlling the world while simultaneously being incredibly easy to defeat.

It's in your hands, retard-kun. You have the power.

>>150878821
Mostly on /co/

>>150878821
Nobody is saying people didn't. But it still had a very large fanbase.

>>150878737
It's still an objectively mediocre shows that fails at so many fucking things. It has nothing to do with irony.

>>150878559
A post made of buzzwords and wishful thinking.

>>150878511
Season 1 was actually good even though it had some growing pains with the first handful of episodes. Season 2 is where it started to go downhill even though they still had good world building. Season 3 to the end was shit because they ruined all the good world building and mystery with bullshit and townies episodes.

Absolutely no one can tell me S1E2: Laser Light Cannon wasn't hype as fuck at the end and all the monsters-of-the-week weren't setting up a cool world.

>>150878737
>Back then most of us weren't reflexive contrarians kneejerk shitting on things because we still retained the ability to engage those things with sincerity
Have you ever considered that the shitting on it wasn't just kneejerk, and that there are a lot of valid criticisms about the show?
What if I genuinely think the music is unpleasant and distracting, I don't like the designs of the characters, the themes don't appeal to me, and the fanbase is particularly fucking obnoxious and invasive to the point that it starts to remind me of small horse show?

>>150878832
Projection

It was literally just mass cope cause it was at the start of the trend of cartoons referencing anime in earnest. Which is just mundane now.
The show has few merits of its own, and is struggling to maintain legacy.

stevens dad is a lazy sloth

>>150878559
You really need to stop choking on other people's dicks and think for yourself. Look what it's done to you! You're imagining homosexuals behind every cartoon. Soon you won't be able to read a book without imagining if a fag wrote it. Help yourself, anon. Get therapy.

>>150878924
>fanbase is particularly fucking obnoxious and invasive to the point that it starts to remind me of small horse show
Clarify to me. Is the fanbase the origin of your hate and everything else just you working backwards to justify it?

>>150878905
Sugar has been very vocal about her support of intersectionalist causes and how they're represented in her content.
This isn't wishful thinking, it's just a bare bones description of what was going on in the industry at that time.

>>150878986
Sorry Anon, I'm not going to let you gaslight me.
I was here when these shows were airing.

>>150879030
You do realize there is no interview that she said that? It all exists in your head that saw shadows on the wall and thought that a faggot was coming to rape you, so obviously you got scared, got on 4chan and wrote angry words at people because that's all you can do. I understand now. You're not actually angry, you're just coping the best you can.

Okay. I'll let you cope. Hope you get better XOXO

>>150878998
>Is the fanbase the origin of your hate and everything else just you working backwards to justify it?
I have genuinely given the show a chance. It is not for me and I'm not the target audience.
Now here's something for you to answer:
Have you considered that your insistence that I haven't even tried the show just pisses me off further, and is a major reason why I don't like the fanbase? Like, don't ask my opinion on the show if you don't want it, Jesus Christ

>>150879085
>Have you considered that your insistence that I haven't even tried the show just pisses me off further, and is a major reason why I don't like the fanbase?
Apologies ma'am. I didn't know you were on your period. You should know how emotional you get when you're bleeding.

>>150879066
>You do realize there is no interview that she said that?
I would need to ignore her decades worth of content to pretend she hasn't adequately represented her views
You need more media literacy.

>>150879118
>You need more media literacy.
Shut up libtard

>>150879111
Hey, at least you answered your own question:
No, I didn't need to "work backwards" to justify why the SU fanbase sucks. They demonstrate that on their own regularly.

>>150879118
I accept your concession that you cannot point to a single interview, or even a collection of interviews to synthesize from, your point. I will allow you to bow out from this debate and return to your Discord and seethe to your internet friends about how you utterly owned me.

>>150879158
>I accept your concession that you cannot point to a single interview, or even a collection of interviews to synthesize from, your point
Oooh I like this game.
How many do I need to provide?
You said a single interview, right?
All I need to do is provide interviews showing her support of gay representation, BIPOC, and non-birary representation each right?

>>150879203
Stop being the epitome of braindead liberal and remember what you wrote
>>150879030
>support of intersectionalist causes and how they're represented in her content

(You) are the one who declared this as fact, and thus it is up to you to back it up. If you can't, at least have the courage to accept that you made it up.

>>150879219
>(You) are the one who declared this as fact, and thus it is up to you to back it up.
It's a simple question, what do I need to provide to convince you?
An example of each of her support of intersectionalist causes, followed by how they're represented in the show, right?

>>150879253
Find me the evidence that made you declare >>150879030

>>150878792
Lmao Decunt drools for his bully's penis. He's not better than Steven

>>150879289
Does what I described suffice?
Yes or no.

>>150879311
Is that the evidence you have? Then post it.

>>150879339
That's not a yes or no.
Just say it suffices, and I'll post it.
The fact is I already know you've looked it up yourself at this point and have found multiple examples of both interviews and PSAs she's produced that explicitly show her support of intersectionalist causes, but I'm not going to post them unless you're willing to recognize them.

>>150878089 (OP)
Because it's a fun show with good world building and lore.

>>150879384
Post them anyway.

>>150879414
Why? You've already looked em up.

>>150879385
>fun show
A fun train wreck

>>150879384
Yes. Now post it.

Sugar should reboot SU, instead of doing all these retarded doa projects and the inevitable butchering of Moomins

>>150879435
Do people actually care about Moomins? I've had no exposure to it.
Isn't it like winnie the pooh for swedes or something?

>>150879385
>good world building and lore.
Fucking Hey Arnold had better world building than this shit. Better townies too.

>>150879741
Winnie the Pooh is literally one of the biggest IPs on the planet...

>>150879787
Okay sure, but I wasn't using Pooh as an analogy of popularity, but of the nature of the cartoon. It's a picture book for little kids.
As far as I'm aware Moomins aren't very known in America. I don't know how popular it is worldwide. I assume it's huge in Scandinavia.

>>150879787
I mean, you would be too if you were President of China. No need to get bitter just because you were too stupid to be born into a high-ranking family in the CCP.

>>150878089 (OP)
If this thread dies I want everyone to remember >>150878559 and whenever anyone makes a statement w/o backing it up the only thing they deserve is to be filtered out. Even political clowns on camera deserve a response more than his kind.

>>150878559
True.

>>150878605
Eyo!

>>150879787
Huh? I haven't seen any media of it in a while.

>>150879435
She should let Man of Action do it.

>>150880483
Shut up Jamal

>>150878740
>just a bunch of literal gems in their typical object form, but with arms and legs. It'd be doomed to fail.
kek you know nothing

>>150878511
Season 1 was peak. It was like a magical girl show with a fat retard who larps as one of the girls (none of them had the heart to tell him he can't be a magical girl). After s1 he started crying too much and trooning out.

>>150878089 (OP)
Faggotry and a real effort by a small group of people to push homosex onto chikdren.

>>150882423
>trooning out.
This isn't about you

>>150880352
>whenever anyone makes a statement w/o backing it up
Deserve to be filtered out for what?
He's right. Rebecca Sugar teamed up with both Dove's body positivity campaign and also developed a series of PSAs called Crystal Gems Speak Up.
https://steven-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Gems_Speak_Up_Project
https://steven-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Dove_Self-Esteem_Project
She's also stated on several occasions that she identifies as non-binary and designed Steven Universe in mind with the concept of fusions as a way of expressing her gender identity through shared experience.

This is common knowledge.

>>150878089 (OP)
>uses the power of music
I hate this show, but I did watch a bit. If you're serious, I really couldn't catch a hint of this. As someone who is really into music, this makes me laugh in disbelief.

>>150880496
Well yeah, you're not a toddler.
Even without any recent releases, the amount of merchandise produced for preschool kids is enormous.

>>150880657
Make me prewitt

>>150879772
I don't know how you can say that with a straight face.
I'm not a fan of Steven Universe and love Hey Arnold, but hey Arnold had virtually no world building, and that was basically by design.

>>150883347
Cope

>>150885101
Arrest

>>150882430
chud schizo

>>150878089 (OP)
Because of the Slice of Life and Drama elements. It's incredibly lightweight, but Steven Universe is a more kids network friendly example of watching a coming of age show with action elements, similar to Harry Potter

>>150878557
>>150878559
Two posts in a row of unadulterated truth.

>>150880659
No u

>>150885921
vurgin psycho

>>150888239
cope

>>150886344
Harry Potter is nothing like Steven Universe

>>150878511
I didn't care about any episode of season 1 until Steven is given that test by the gems and find out they were going easy on him.

>>150888022
fag

>>150889100
Not entirely no. They're wildly different from each other of course, but they both have a similar thematic base. A coming of age show by a female author about the adventures of a super special powerful magical poster child in a world populated by regular humans, and the narrative explores hidden magical elements. They both primarily explore human experiences like feelings, drama, and romance while the action elements mostly takes a back seat role. The boys also don't know how to handle their first crush, and comes to realize that one of their parents isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

>>150878511
>Most of its own fans seem to agree the first season is a complete slog.
This is the complete inverse of reality lol, most people agree that the first handful of episodes aren't a good introduction to the series but that season 1 overall is the strongest part of the show in spite of that.

>>150879385
>>150879428
>>150879772
>They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

>>150888366
arrest
>>150890648
sperg

>>150893517
mald

>>150892689
Go sniff your own farts somewhere else

>>150893552
bald

>>150878740
>>150878794
Steven Universe predicted the popularity of soulless object shows.
I actually don't know if these object shows are well-written or not, I'm just basing it off appearance.

>>150882492
Then why didn't he post the links that you posted? Why did it have to come down to you to post anything to back up his claims? If it's common knowledge then there should be common evidence. I can claim that breastmilk is initially yellow and everyone should know that, but without anything to compel belief then its literally.
>"Trust me bro. I know what I'm talking about."
Except from a stranger in a mask you met at a rave.

P.S. Those links prove she is actively anti-racist but show nothing to her ideology re: intersectionalism. I'll accept that people who are non-binary are more left-wing than most due to herd mentality bringing them closer to people who accept them.

>>150894494
>If it's common knowledge then there should be common evidence
This is a comics and cartoons forum in a thread about Steven Universe. It's a show about black coded lesbian space rocks by a writer who drew the pornography of the Eds fucking each other as kid. This is also common knowledge on this forum.


>Those links prove she is actively anti-racist but show nothing to her ideology re: intersectionalism.
"Rebecca Sugar does not make intersectional propaganda! Sure, maybe her statements and PSAs show she is queer coded, body positive, anti-racist, trans affirmative, intersectional, a communist, but she is NOT a porn star!"

>>150895782
>writer who drew the pornography of the Eds fucking each other as kid
What the schizo fuck are you on about?

>>150895859
NTA, but that’s actually true

>>150895859
For fucks sake, dude

>>150895884
>>150895915
I'm calling bullshit on that. He's making shit up and saying everyone knows it because as long as he believes its real, everyone else has to. Because every one else is a copy of him and and knows everything he does.

>>150895782
You couldn't prove your point about intersectionalism so you pointed at everything else and said "Ah, but what if?" Like equating political parties with how often they fuck children. Enjoy your mental daydream. I hope you never confuse it with reality and reveal your ramblings to someone that could actually impact your life.

>>150895963
>You couldn't prove your point about intersectionalism so you pointed at everything else
I have no real stake in this argument, it's gone on too long and this thread is retarded, all I'm saying is that her political leanings aren't really ambiguous.
Also, I'm not going to share links to the Ed porn, you can do that yourself. I'll give her credit for doing a disturbingly good job of capturing Danny Antonucci style.

>>150895963
Ok https://files.catbox.moe/g4do5a.jpeg

FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE

>>150895859
>>150895963

>>150896220
What are you, gay?

>>150893598
tard

Most zoomer boys hated this show and would bully anymore at school who'd talk about it

>>150898064
douche

>>150898123
I was like picrel

>>150878089 (OP)
be shit, find shit

>>150878330
You actually got that right, first post senpai. The gems characters are pretty hot.

>>150898123
based

>>150898123
cringe

What every long cartoon did. Got popular with kids and adults and then they just kept watching

>>150896220
Didn't he used to makw YTP on SU?

>>150878089 (OP)
Could you imagine if we don't have Steven Universe?

>>150908114
It’d be better, ESL-kun

>>150898330
homo

>>150908114
Was there really any other shows trying to be groundbreaking with gay content in kid cartoons? I feel like Steven Universe was a strong inspiration and trendsetter for all of it.
The industry would be completely different if SU didn't exist.

>>150878667
it's not that it doesn't count, it's just that adventure time was usually not that, that stuff was only in a handful of episodes compared to the overall length of the show

>>150910418
normie

>>150912334
>sage
no

>>150912424
>downvote
no
t. necrobumped from page 10 award

>>150904674
This

>>150878511
Reminder that Steven is based off of Sugar’s actual brother, Steven Sugar.

>>150907194
Yeah hes made a few, he seems fixated on the over the hill hero episode of sonic at the moment

Bismuth was, and forever will be, completely right about everything.

>>150917435
Is that his actual name

>>150878089 (OP)
The songs. Rebecca Sugar is a gifted songwriter.

Also, the show is very sad and that draws psychopaths. Psychopaths love media that does their feeling for them so they can go on feeling nothing for real people.

>>150919128
Yeah, he even worked on the show

>>150908114
Although we have Teen Titans Go in our timeline, I think we would have been better off without Steven Universe.

>>150919359
Do you think he self inserts as Steven and imagines himself fucking the gems?

>>150878089 (OP)
political reasons

>>150918094
Tldr lore?

>>150895859
>Don't go looking for answers you're not ready to accept

>>150895963
>ignorant, stupid and prideful
[Disgusted Sigh]

>>150896082
>I'll give her credit for doing a disturbingly good job of capturing Danny Antonucci style.
Pfft, she fucking wishes. It's still very obviously her style. If I didn't know it was by her, I'd believe it was by one of her students.

anyone from the Hirsch/Braly/Sugar/Terrance clique get free publicity and ready-made fanbase even if they're just phoning it in

>>150878924
>to the point that it starts to remind me of small horse show?
SUfags have ALWAYS been worse than bronies and massive hypocrites about it. At the time GR15 was made, SU fans were about twice as worse on 4chan alone.

>>150923189
>SU fans were about twice as worse on 4chan alone
That's too generous. They were easily twice as worse on good days but could often be three times more obnoxious.

>>150922692
>Pfft, she fucking wishes. It's still very obviously her style
You sure seen to have put some serious thought into how Danny would actually draw the Eds fucking.

>>150923341
You sure are stupid for believing that was a smart retort.

>>150923368
You missed the point I was making from the start, so I'm not surprised you didn't get it this time either.

>>150923591
Enlighten me.

>>150919258
It's impressive that show that has themes of tolerance and acceptance has some of the most toxic fans. I remember that time somebody shitted on some fan artist for making Rose Quartz and thin and somebody from the Roundtable shitted on a cancer patient for "leaking" info about episodes. Said information had permission of the crew.

>>150923368
At no point was I seriously giving a serious critique on Ed porn. That was a backhanded compliment used to just vaguely describe the image, and you clearly have autism since you haven't noticed how retarded this conversation is even after it was explicitly pointed out.

>>150923880
>you clearly have autism
The irony eludes you.

>>150924028
Sorry, I teach special education so I'm kind of used to having to explain to tardlets when people are being facetious.
When you say "I'm too stupid to understand what you're getting at!!!", my job is to take you seriously and possibly restrain you if you start getting the grumpy dumpies.

>>150924103
I'm just a lowly general practitioner of medicine but I think any regular joe can notice that you ain't right in the head.

>>150924103
>>150924170
samefag

>>150893624
yes

>>150878821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eUTrKOoRbk

>>150878089 (OP)
>Lots of mystery
>What are all those ruins?
>Why are the Gems on Earth?
>whoa giant woman haha
>What's Steven's deal as a half-gem and what was up with his mom?
>mysterious glyphs and symbols and implied story on the ruins
>Gem monsters and bubbles. What's up with that?
>Gems trapped in objects? That's fucked up!
>Homeworld gems?! Yo, what the fuck?
>[extended hiatus/steven bomb release schedule happens]
>[fans now have to wait months between episodes only to get a townie story instead]
>[speculation and fandom intensifies in the absence of actual material to talk about]
>[fandom solidifies itself around headcanons and fanon and fan theories in between getting dogshit episodes with no real substance to them, allowing all their imaginary fan shit to stick even longer]

>>150878511
To be fair, Steven's childhood was very different from the average boy his age, and he was presumably pretty isolated from other kids

>>150926395
Wow. This is something to think.

>>150923662
Those fans view tolerance and acceptance as a one-way street only they are allowed to walk on. I have a flimsy theory that extreme narcissism makes you gay and SU fandom is extremely gay.

>>150927025
There was Onion but that made it ever weirder

>>150925281
dumbass

>>150929360
calm down

>>150878839
This, SU was criticized but it was still loved by everyone except for chuds

>>150930117
no fuck off and die

This thread reminded me of my main problem with the show

>>150931002
>was still loved by everyone
Nah

>>150926395
The Steven Bomb and the damage it did to the show should be studied.

>>150931035
you're acting irrational

>>150933885
you gons drown in thames river

>>150931164
Left gargling my cock and balls while the right sits her purple poonani on my face.

>>150933916
sir, this is a wendy's

>>150931960
Yeah*

>>150908114
How would that change?

>>150936360
Wrong you homo

>>150937060
relax

>>150937053
magic

>>150922107
This

>>150923880
>>150924028
Guys, guys. We can ALL have autism!

>>150926395
>fandom solidifies itself around headcanons and fanon and fan theories in between getting dogshit episodes with no real substance to them, allowing all their imaginary fan shit to stick even longer
This is probably why so many people grew to dislike the show while I loved it.
I didn't watch the series until it was already finished.
So I didn't get invested in dumb fan theories or whatever. I wasn't let down when the story went differently than my fanfiction. I just watched it from start to finish.

>>150942541
>I didn't watch the series until it was already finished.
Lucky

I've always hated Steven as a character. Before he became whiny in the later episodes, he was just a total spoiled brat in seasons 1 and 2. The world revolved around him and he loved it

>>150943819
I could deal with that if he wasn't so fucking ugly.

>>150878911
Season 1 was nothing but MUH LORE SETUP and it all went to shit because Sugar and EVERYONE involved were nothing but mentally and spiritually stunted children pulled from Tumblr who never knew discipline and commitment.

>>150908114
Yeah, kids wouldn't be fucked.

>>150931164
Both ugly fat gremlins, burn them.

>>150942541
You also got to binge watch it. Imagine waiting months and months between episodes, waiting to see what's gonna happen next... only to get a fucking Ronaldo episode. And then having to wait many more months before getting a "Steven is a retarded sperg" episode. And if an episode sucks, and you know you don't care, you can just skip it.

Wildly different experience and I envy you quite a bit for having it.

>>150945200
>>150945258
take a chill pill

>>150946157
SU was always trying to appeal to binge watching culture, that's why Steven bombs existed

>>150948372
They existed because Sugar's team was so incompetent and dysfunctional that they couldn't get a typical season done on schedule. So they'd shit out a few episodes at a time and CN would spin it as a big event to try and boost ratings.

In some ways, SU fucking up their production so hard is what led to shit like airing 12 hours of TTGO per day.

>>150947194
take the shill pill instead

>>150948397
that and because the show was cancelled so many times but Sugar had nepotism and the makers tried to hide that with the Steven Bombs to boost morbid curiosity and force CN to kept the show goin because in reality, SU was garbage.

>>150922107
Was it Political?

>>150878559
It's this. The show's entire purpose was to push LGBT propaganda onto kids. Luckily, actual kids hated it and its only audience was trannies, tumblrites, and soibois, who desperately try to pretend Soiven Trooniverse is something more than beanmouth slop with a faggot protagonist who cries all the time hanging out with the world's clumsiest troon analogies.

>>150878573
>>150878905
>>150878986
>>150880352
And here they are! Look at the way they squeal. None of you will EVER be a woman.

>>150949962
>BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS EVERYTHING IS TROONS
Do you ever get tired?

>>150950293
just ignore the retard

>>150922107
What was the political reason here?

>>150878740
>>150878330
So if you had sex with a Gem, do they have to actively shape shit a pussy, or would you stick in their actual gem?
And if it's the ladder, do you just kinda slide it in and it sucks you up?
Does it just slide in and out like a portal?
Are you literally scrambling their brains with your cock?
I have so many questions...

>>150948404
Cope and seethe

>>150951124
IIRC Becky confirmed Rose shapeshifted a reproductive system to have Steven so there's your answer

>>150951124
The series very heavily implies that Rose was fucking humans for 6000 years, and Steven is proof-positive that they can get pregnant like a normal human, and Word of God is that Rose shapeshifted the bits to have him. So no, you don't fuck a gemhole, you slam it right in their pussy. Which quite frankly is really hot in its own right because most of them have never even had sexual organs before and now they're getting dicked down.

>>150952378
kek

>>150949914
Yes

>>150944686
He's ugly?

>>150878511
Literally the exact opposite.
Season 1 was the only season with decent pacing because it's mostly just discovery and chill vibes.

The show goes downhill after because the stakes significantly rise but it still insists on its breezy pace, giving it a very obnoxious pace.

It's like if Moral Orel, after Nature, the show goes back to silly random misadventures.

>>150951135
Arrest yourself and go to bed.

>>150956165
chill out

>>150955676
Season 1 was too boring with not much going on

>>150952437
That's weirdly hot as fuck. Garnet and Pearl don't seem the type to bother, but I definitely see Amethyst being an old hat at shape shifting a working pussy. Probably did some insane stuff with it too.

>>150878089 (OP)
So Sonic Underground?

>>150956777
never, shill

>>150955572
Sorry about your glaucoma.

>>150958460
take deep breaths

>>150957878
>That's weirdly hot as fuck.
I mean think about it, the most slutty of all slutty humans that ever lived could only have like 80 years of experience on her if she was doing it from the moment she hit puberty to the moment she died. Rose was already 10x that before she was even 1/6th the amount of time she'd be spending on Earth, and can shapeshift. She was probably an actual sex goddess, like straight up could make you cum harder than you've ever cum in your entire life.

>>150958460
I’m not shilling anything

>>150878089 (OP)
>protagonist is a bumbling fat fuck retard
Literally me.

>>150878511
I thought Season 1 was pretty charming.
>>150878977
>Washed-up rockstar
>Owns his own business but still lives in a van because he can
>Fucked a space princess
>Uses his money to raise/spoil his only kid
>Fucked a space princess
Greg is a chad, fuck you.

>>150958822
never
>>150958862
never

>>150878089 (OP)
Women will latch on to anything

>>150958907
control your anger

>>150958914
Most of the fans are male though

>>150878605
got his ass

>>150960845
FTM aren't male.
Ive unloaded in enough of them

>>150959835
control deez nuts

>>150958914
Except you.

>>150878330
nothing in SU's artstyle is attractive, you've just deluded yourself fapping to fan art

>>150961827
Wrong, the gems are cute despite the style so cope

>>150960918
Nice of you to admit that you fucked trannies

>>150961827
Gay
>>150961891
This

>>150878089 (OP)
Because Zoomies are the most braindead generation in world history.

/Thread.

>>150961891
Nah, the gems are uglier, see amethyst and jasper so arrest.

>>150962120
neither of those are ugly

>>150962120
Cope fagtard

>>150962111
Speak for yourself, troonlennial

>>150962561
Arrest spergscum

>>150962487
do you think this is attractive

>>150878573
Well, I am in Anon's walls.

>>150878943
Deflection

>>150878089 (OP)
Gen Z is full of faggot ass trannies

>>150962600
Not her current form

>>150878089 (OP)
Steven really need to have his own Universe.

>>150964230
if only

I'm not really a fan of Steven Universe Future, but one part of it I do appreciate is you see Steven's character change. He went from an immature, happy-go-lucky weirdo of a kid who was clearly the result of being isolated from any peers his age, let alone actual schooling, to a young man who slowly but eventually started to realize just how fucked up his situation is as he grew up. Realized he wasn't normal and didn't know how to address that because again, he's not normal and has no real frame of reference to normal that isn't from pop culture basically.
He went from this:

>>150965218
to this:

>>150962585
Project harder Zoomie.

>>150878089 (OP)
You're a retard

>>150965581
why

>>150946157
I was one of the lurkers that only listening the tracks and watched a couple clips of the show on YouTube, I can't tell you how agonising the wait time for those Steven bombs were at the time.

>>150965570
Cope

>>150961906
kek

>>150942541
It is a way better experience but living through the "rose quartz is pink diamond" theory going from "yeah I guess so" to "stupid early theory that makes no sense" to "WHAT THE FUCK!" was unique

>>150967855
This

>>150878089 (OP)
Rebecca Sugar is terrible at paying off stories but amazing at making you think a good pay off is coming. She spent years riding the new interest in serialized cartoons by leaving breadcrumbs to a cake that turned out to be half baked. Also, the music was pretty good.

>>150969656
>Leh CHIPTUNE music

How is that good?

>>150949962
>Luckily, actual kids hated it
I liked it...

>>150965218
>ShortFatOtaku being confronted.jpeg

>>150969676
I think you overestimate how easily impressed middle school girls are

>>150955676
The fact that the 2010a were the era of 10 minute shorts/segments being marketed as FULL EPISODES didn't helped.

>>150969676
Trying too hard.
>>150969686
kek

>>150958862
Oh yes you are.

>>150969746
Ok seriously, what are you trying to accomplish? T.loonie Junnie

>>150966849
Arrest

>>150969715
why middle school girls in particular?

>>150970449
saw that sage btw

>>150970694
saw that downvote desu

>>150971064
sages are 4chan downvotes desu

>>150971194
Yeah we know

>>150969747
?

>>150969679
Same

>>150969656
>>150969676
The music was good, don't listen to tasteless retards

>>150964230
>Steven really need to have his own Universe.
Can he do that?

>>150962600
yes

Steven’s penis

>>150878089 (OP)
Steven is retarded for not dumping that pajeet bitch Connie for Lapis, Peridot or Spinel

>>150976418
This, it felt like they were intentionally trying to make him pathetic

>>150878089 (OP)
Steven is retarded for not dumping that pajeet bitch Connie for Amethyst, Lapis, Peridot or Spinel

>>150976435
see >>150976434

>>150976435
>Amethyst
Obese slob and a bitch
>Lapis
Lesbian and also a bitch
>Peridot
Asexual autistic lesbian that can’t even make herself a vagina
>Spinel
Crazy BPD bitch that tried to kill him over shit he didn’t do, is also annoying and childish as shit
Connie is cute, athletic, kind, and nerdy in a good way and is best for him

>>150977076
>Asexual
Headcanon
>Autistic
Kinda headcanon since nobody in the crew ever hinted at that, it's just a "coding" interpretation
>Lesbian
Headca- hey wait a minute
>can’t even make herself a vagina
Just poof and reform

>>150977076
nah

>>150977076
>obese slob and a bitch
Umm... my dick?
>lesbian and also a bitch
They say spaghetti is straight un til it gets wet, but Lapis has water powers, so you really just have to fuck her 'til she's dehydrated to make her love dick.
>asexual autistic
You mean 'guarded' and 'nerdy'?
>can't even make herself a vagina
le_peridot_tongue.png
>crazy BPD bitch
hawt
>also annoying and childish
HAWT! Needs correction!
>that tried to kill him
All the Gems have tried to or almost gotten Steven killed at some point. Makes no difference.

>>150977284
I love me some Peri tongue

>>150878340
Fuck you anon, she's a doctor MILF.

>>150926320
Kek

>>150976407
It won't

>>150878977
No

>>150979061
but what if

It was never a perfect show but I liked it

All of the hate it gets nowadays feels like a massive overcorrection for how uncritically loved it was back in the day

>>150981463
>All of the hate it gets nowadays feels like a massive overcorrection for how uncritically loved it was back in the day
It's mostly chuds who are mad that people are still discussing it

>why does a show aimed at mentally unstable gay teens and troons have such a dogshit fan base?

Gee I fucking wonder why.

>>150982436
>m.jpg

>>150982249
Good

>>150983022
Indeed

>>150977134
Been a while since I've last seen this gif

>>150878089 (OP)
>Gateway for gay retards who didn't know that they were gay yet to get into LGBTQ+ media
>Started airing right before terminally online culture vultures screeched at anything they don't like
>le loreshit
Not hard to see why.

>>150986500
calm down chuddy

>>150985314
>>150977134
What is the meaning of this gif? A request or something?

Who else was a bit shocked to see that Jasper was actually orange instead of green in Jailbreak?

>>150878089 (OP)
Because it's not. He's a cute shota and the whole thing is filled with lesbians who are emotionally deep.

>>150878965
>and is struggling to maintain legacy.
The show killed cartoon network.

>>150989587
Based

>>150878330
fpbp
That was the reason I started
Didn't finish though
StevenBombs and all that

>>150989587
>they don't know

>>150990744
what

>>150878330
This
No one cares about that retarded fatass sack of shit, it's all about the lesbian rock girls

>>150878089 (OP)
>Children are retards who watch cartoons
>Steven Universe is a cartoon about a retarded child
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! QUITE THE CONUNDRUM THERE OP YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK FUCKASS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>150991841
what

>>150991829
I do

>>150988433
I think it's pretty straightforward

>>150991841
rude

>>150988433
Pearl shoots Connie. That's it.

>>150996753
why

>>150896220
ALL PLUGGED WITH CRUD AND SLUDGE

>>150964230
What would he do that?

>>150999485
Because he can