Thread 150879416

Total Millenial Death can’t happen soon enough.

So, did RapeApe break his new toys already?

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>>150879416 (OP)
toy story was always nortubel shit

toy story 5 must take place before toy story 4, otherwise how could woody and buzz reunite if woody chose to stay with bo at the end

>>150879416 (OP)
I still haven't watched Toy Story 4.

>>150879416 (OP)
How are they still in good condition?

>>150879527
Woody could just go back you know.

>>150879527
The power of writing can make most anything happen. Plausibility is a bit much though. Sort of like how Bo changed hands enough times and run into them with their new owner on a road trip. Seems really thin premise wise. They could have written a character to be their toy on the inside of the 2nd hand shop. It was a choice to make something that feels like it would take a phenomenally slim chance of happening be a central plot point.

Shouldn't they unironically be looking MORE plastic and artificial as fidelity increases with time, givin the source material? Not more lifelike?

literally the only way they could possibly make this work is by shifting focus to a new cast of main characters

>>150879416 (OP)
>Make a big deal about Woody moving on to live for himself instead of living for a child
>Jessie becomes the supposed new leader of the gang
>"LMAO WOODY IS BACK LET'S SAVE THE KID THAT DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU EXIST"

>>150879489
Are you literally insane or what is that accusation?

>>150879538
I still haven't finished Toy Story 3. I saw bits of it, and I know how it ends, so I haven't had any desire to fully watch it.

>>150879527
>how could they ruin the obvious ending of the franchise
As if they didn't do it with 4?

>>150879538
Ditto.

The only good Toy Story film was the first one.

The rest are just soulless cash grabs

>>150879729
I disagree, 2 has soul as well. But all of them are a "we gotta get back to our owner" rehash of 1.

>didn't watch toy story 4
>will not watch toy story 5
simple as

>>150879489
I didn't even pirate TS4. Hell didn't even bother watching TS3, and people seem to like that one. I didn't vote for shit.

>>150879729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpqIJNKuWnU
The game was soul overload

>>150879527
We are the masters of our stories, the creators of our worlds. We can put words on a paper and anything can happen!

>>150879550
He could visit. Maybe he learned to use the internet to keep in contact with Rex and Trixie and messages them sometimes

Or maybe Bo finally gets smashed to pieces because she's made of porcelain

>>150879985
Though honestly, even though those graphics were cool on Sega Genesis, Clockwork Knight 1 and 2 were more soulful with a similar concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDTI3RnCtTY

>>150879985
It used to be so easy for these franchises to dip into multimedia outlets. Just make some basic platformer, put it out for cheap, and a kid was bound to play it and grow up thinking, "muh childhood".

Now they still make these shitty platformers but they have to compete with f2p models like Fortnite and Roblox. There are people out there who know of the Ducktales game but never watched the show(s) or read any comics. Can't do that now. Only one way to be profitable (ads) and now people just pirate because there's too many streaming options. Sad.

>>150879416 (OP)
It's actually sad to see Pixar fall from the amazing storytellers who spun gold back in the 00s to another aging has-been that constantly reminisces about their glory days by endlessly rehashing their same old shit over and over again. Meanwhile the shed little bits of relevancy every single time.

Like watching an old celebrity get older and less relevant and they only ever want to remind you of that time they were really cool 30 years ago.

>>150880041
Yeah. And back then a lot of them were good, especially anything by Capcom (like Ducktales) or Konami. I miss them. Yeah tons of licensed games sucked balls, but it was way better than the shitty mobile games you get for the most part now.

The Toy Story game though in all honesty I never got into. I remember the graphics being impressive but never even finished the game or played it much.

>>150879538
I finally watched it last year. Soul-draining. Somehow still better than Lightyear though.

im still pissed that they continued after 3. it literally had a perfect ending

>>150880108
Toy Story 4 was the very definition of unnecessary. Half the cast were written off after about 5 minutes of screentime.

>>150879538
Neither have I.

>>150880126
If they wanted to milk the shit out of the franchise, why not just make spinoffs? Why not just make movies set in the same universe with new toys? One of the biggest appeals towards children that these movies have is the fact that a world where toys come to life is a fun concept for them, they wouldn’t care if it’s not about Woody and Buzz, they’d already go crazy over seeing more worldbuilding opportunities. And if a spinoff fucking sucks it could easily be ignored rather than shitting on Toy Story 3s perfect ending and flanderizing characters like Buzz by turning him into a retard who has to listen to his voice box.

>>150880206
This. But do kids even play with toy anymore? Even toddlers just have iPads nowadays.

>>150880206
Toy story that time forgot explored the new toys angle a bit, but then breathed down your neck about console gaming bad technology bad. Literally their market competitors, so lame

>>150879985
The best game adapted from a cartoon was The Lion King game for SNES

>>150880395
But toys are objectively better than video games for the developing body and mind of a child. Because it forces the kid to move and to imagine creative scenarios and act them out, practicing speaking and general interaction.

They can't do the voices forever. Men and women sound old when they age. It just happens. Vocal chords relax. Voice sounds feebler. It's what absolutely killed the appeal of Incredibles 2 for me. Bob had no power or strength in his voice an couldn't command the same attention. His voice work was so well done in the first film that its a shame to hear the actor as old as he is. Woody and Buzz are gonna get the same reception if they're not careful or do this too late.

>>150879416 (OP)
Unless you're too young for this site you'll be dying with them anon

The movie is about Bonnie getting a tablet.

>>150879416 (OP)
>bonnie get ipad
>woody fight ipad
>buzz fight ipad
There, I leaked the plot for y’all

what a nothingburger that forky character turned out to be. I remember they were hyping up him like
>oooohhh this is going to be really existential! why is he alive!?!
but he was just olaf again

>>150880861
You forgot the Buzz Lightyear army.

The fact they are even making a fifth Toy Story and considering more just shows how soulless this studio has become. Nothing but a parks and merchandise marketing arm for the most soulless company of them all. I look forward to Disney's downfall now that they've destroyed ALL of their iconic brands and turned them into sheer slop. It's what they fucking deserve.

>>150880108
Lightyear is a fascinating movie to watch because of how much it gets wrong and aggressively so. It’s especially interesting because the template for a successful spinoff already existed with the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command show. even taking into account how the heads of Pixar hated that show because someone dared to play in their sandbox it’s still a mess.

>>150880980
I am surprised how despite that you can still legally purchase and play the show's tie-in game on every Sony console since the PSP (PSP, PS3, PS Vita, PS4, PS5).
https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP1082-PPSA14381_00-0570380917000461

>>150880814
>letting a kid use a device with access to the internet unattended
>the moral of the story isn't that shitty parents should take responsibility

>>150880926
If it's about money then it's stupid because everyone who wants those toys already has them. Why the fuck aren't they making new toyetic movies then?

>>150880814
Didn't Woody fuck off to do his own thing at the end of 4? Why is he back?

>>150881224
I don't get it either anon. Everyone and their grandmother has a talking woody and buzz. New kids wouldn't even need one. I'm tired of them trying to just open up the same dumb story again and again just to sell the same toys. Make new characters that will sell toys. Tell new stories. Watching Disney flail these brand extensions around as anything but blatant cash grabs is pathetic. There's an acceptable point where sequels and franchises can be art and then whatever the fuck Disney did to Pixar, Star Wars and Marvel. They have no idea what the fuck they want other than to sell as much crap and park tickets to as many people imaginable. That used to be fine when the movies were actually worth a damn like 10-20 years ago or so. People are tired of these brands due to negligence, why would people buy more of them? Makes no business sense. Iger is retarded.

>>150880249
Yes, if you ever bothered to leave your basement and interact with actual people with kids, you'd know that kids still play with regular toys and not just tablets/phones.

jesus christ, get off the internet and touch some grass my guy.

>>150880206
because casual audiences don't want new characters, they want Woody and Buzz and other things they recognize
it's like trying to make a Zootopia movie without Nick and Judy

>>150881700
I haven't met a kid outside playing with a toy since the 00s. All the kids I see anywhere are on an iPad/smartphone. Maybe they own toys, but they sure don't care enough to take them with them like they used to.

I wish they would just let go of the original cast, try an entirely new set of toys with their own development.

>>150880814
I guess the Potato Heads are being retired.

Just you wait, soon we'll have the "live action" remake entirely made by AI! Soon you'll see Jim Varney brought back to life as some Cats-esque cgi dog abomination springing around saying "Black lives matter, Vern!" "Trans rights now, Vern!" Sure is nice living in the future!

>>150879720
Trannyfag

>>150880879
I heard the original story for toy story 3 was Buzz Lightyear sent back to a toy factory in Taiwan or something like it, guess that made its way into TS5

>>150880814
Bonnie by the end of toy story 5
https://youtu.be/dRv28cAEOVk

>>150880249
My little brother loves his beyblade knockoffs

>>150881751
>a Zootopia movie without Nick and Judy
Zootopia+ mostly used side characters.

>>150879538
I don't see why anyone would.

>>150879416 (OP)
Zoomers and gen alphas will be going first with the way they chemically castrate and mutilate themselves.

>>150879538
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>>150889563
Is there any argument against 4 being the worst one? The fucking shorts were better. Much better.

>>150879538
>I still haven't watched Toy Story 4.
>>150879538
>I still haven't finished Toy Story 3. I saw bits of it, and I know how it ends, so I haven't had any desire to fully watch it.
I hate pixar movies so i've only seen toy story and monster's inc, do I win?

>>150880059
Pixar had the same formula problem Valve did with video games. Their movies were tech demos for the next breakthrough in computer animation. They had good scripts, but the scripts were also inspired by what they could animate or what they wanted to show off. Pixar stopped innovating after Wall-E and never progressed very far in human animation and that limited what scripts they could adapt.
Disney went through a similar arc in the 1930's-40's with Snow White, Pinocchio, and Fantasia but were able to migrate out of tech demo status into a new niche that sustained them for 30 years, driven by the hardship of the war forcing cut corners and produce Dumbo. Never had any kind of hardship or restraint with Pixar, just empty ambition without the means to reach it.

>>150889796
>I hate pixar movies, do I win?
No, you're an idiot. Pixar, like all other studios, has good and bad movies. Hating them all is retarded unless you hate family animation in general, in which case WTF are you doing here.

>>150879416 (OP)
so what's the plot? if it doesn't revolve around an older Andy trying to retrieve his childhood toys for his children what's the point?

>>150879538
I still haven't watched a single thing Pixar's made since Toy Story 3.

>>150889586
to be fair millennials taught them that.

>>150879416 (OP)
Very important news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV2N71Q93yw

>Join in, we're in here playing,
>toys play
>just like our girls and boys,
>That's the secret life of toys.
>Come and see,
>The mystery.
>(cheering)
>The secret secret secret secret life of toys.

>>150879416 (OP)
Why stop there? The world won't heal until all of humanity is culled