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Anonymous No.150884302 >>150884385 >>150884403 >>150884771 >>150885972 >>150886298
Death Battle
This is the end.
Anonymous No.150884331 >>150884395
Hail to the queen
Anonymous No.150884385
>>150884302 (OP)
F-Fuck... a VORE matchup!? I... I... I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Anonymous No.150884395
>>150884331
Anonymous No.150884403
>>150884302 (OP)
I want Galacta to sit on my face and crush Earth.
Anonymous No.150884407 >>150884460 >>150885920
>Instantly puts anyone without mind hax res under a genjutsu they can't escape from by simply pointing at them
Anonymous No.150884426 >>150885165 >>150887030
>man whose family is killed
>becomes an big red flaming man when using his powers and even has a kaiju form, regularly performs huge destructive feats during his battles against bigger kaiju
>has complicated relationship with his brother culminating in his brother sacrificing his life to help save the world
>is being groomed by the creator god of the world to continue the cycle of suffering
>defeats an evil overlord who believes the ends justifies the means and who wants to oppress all of humanity so that a bigger crisis can be averted
>the final battle is comprised of a cosmic match in space before it ends with the man punching god in the face to shut him up
>the ending has the main system the universe is built on fade into nothingness as the protagonist seems to pass away, but is implied to survive/revive far into the future

Yup yup, Clive's deep and powerful connections to KINGTOS are winning this fight.
Anonymous No.150884432 >>150884556
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous No.150884460 >>150886038
>>150884407
>seals anyone with mindhax resist because Totsuka Blade seals any opponent and Yata Mirror reflects any attack
Anonymous No.150884467 >>150884511 >>150885027
Why didnt Yugi's grandpa just sell the blue eyes to Kaiba for 25 billion dollars or something? Hed be set for life and he could leave the money to Yugi so he could presue his dreams without fear of a financial burden. Just a card Grandpa. We know it was your dead drinking pals but think of your family.
Anonymous No.150884493
Anonymous No.150884511
>>150884467
Because KINGtos spoke to Yugi's grandpa through his dreams and told him he must be better
Anonymous No.150884540
the only thing plagiarismrat rapes and gapes is his ability to have a single good game
Anonymous No.150884555 >>150884652 >>150888189
>Alongside Vergil, destroyed thousands of raindrops while time appeared to be nearly frozen around them for several seconds (Mach 17.28-1002.27)
>Said to be as fast as lightning in his early years
>Capable of blocking and dodging the Damned Rook Laser (1.2 - 6.3 c)
>Reacted to and surfed on a rocket
>Able to tag Pluto and dodge his attacks
>Pluto is faster than his Rippers, who can cover every inch of the Underworld in less than a day via raw speed alone (9.616 - 76.933 Unvigintillion c)
>Dante can react to the full speed charge of Rippers
>Pluto himself is so fast he can traverse and bypass the time stream, giving the illusion of teleportation to the naked eye (Infinite/Immeasurable)
>In gameplay, this gives off the look of teleportation
>Dodged Griffon's lightning attacks, one of which is a lightning bolt zigzagging through the battleground that comes down from the sky
>After being empowered by the Sword of Sparda, traversed interstellar distances to battle Mundus on a planet in his universe (26 - 9,810,410 c)
>Mundus also made this trip in a few seconds
>Can react to and dodge energy attacks from Mundus. With the same energy, Mundus created and expanded out an entire universe like a wave in 2 seconds. (667 Quadrillion c )
>mfw Death Battle falls for the fake scans and Dante gets Simon tier speed
Anonymous No.150884556
>>150884432
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous No.150884559 >>150884602 >>150884622 >>150884630 >>150884697 >>150885298 >>150886318
I-IT'S COMING!
Anonymous No.150884576 >>150884590 >>150884592
He must be stopped; he has gone too far.
Anonymous No.150884586 >>150884803 >>150887976
Post your hero destroying AT LEAST a town
Anonymous No.150884590 >>150884625
>>150884576
Lucifer Butts TANKED that btw
Anonymous No.150884592
>>150884576
R-REALITYBROS? ARE WE SAFE?
Anonymous No.150884602 >>150884630
>>150884559
Yeah, Light's fucked. KEK.
Anonymous No.150884622 >>150884657 >>150885053
>>150884559
>They're just going to have Light trip up due to his ego and essentially give Columbo a free win
boring
Anonymous No.150884625
>>150884590
Is that why he's on the floor while Popeye does the victory pose with his foot on his neck?
Anonymous No.150884630
>>150884559
>>150884602
Phoenix solos both btw
Anonymous No.150884633
>>150883706
It would be cathartic to watch that self-righteous manipulative Brazilian Gary Stu faggot getting humbled and glory killed by a righteous hero like Jack
Anonymous No.150884652
>>150884555
TRIPS OF TRUTH!!!
Anonymous No.150884655 >>150884734
post phoenix winning a case without the prosecutor being retarded
Anonymous No.150884657
>>150884622
They already know Light loses. It'd just be fun to go through with the idea. A Detective Battle if you will
Anonymous No.150884661 >>150885468
>gamera autist spergs out that 'GAMERA'S FINALLY BEING ADDED TO GIGABASH'
>they put another teaser that showed footage of the same luxury boat from the first godzilla movie getting blasted.
>it's Godzilla's 70th
I hate to be the one to inform you, Gamera Autist, but it's gonna be 1954 Godzilla.
Anonymous No.150884682 >>150884696 >>150884699 >>150884715 >>150884732 >>150884741 >>150884743 >>150884784 >>150884830 >>150886570 >>150888219
You faggots are mentally ill
Anonymous No.150884696
>>150884682
Because from gang violence?
Anonymous No.150884697
>>150884559
>Cringe incoming
Not watching
Anonymous No.150884699
>>150884682
hey now, apologize to the hellsingfags, they take that kind of insult personally
Anonymous No.150884708
>This is more impressive than anything Blade has ever done
Anonymous No.150884715 >>150884769
>>150884682
HOW DARE YOU
>zaps my dog like Hasan
Anonymous No.150884732
>>150884682
>pokefags out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150884734
>>150884655
CHADnix won all of his cases against Franziska and Blackquill pretty handily without much issue, and not much foul play on his end. He had a lot of help against Edgeworth in PW iirc, and Godot basically gave him the win every time because he was testing Phoenix in his incel rage so those don't count too much in his favor. He also reversed the trial he lost against Nahyuta and his final trial against Edgeworth in SOJ didn't have much retardation on either end. Overall his record isn't terrible.
Anonymous No.150884741
>>150884682
HOW DARE YOU
>zaps my asshole like Hasan
Anonymous No.150884743 >>150884821
>>150884682
Anonymous No.150884756 >>150884783 >>150884795 >>150884830
Dead franchise
Dead topics
Dead threads
Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
Anonymous No.150884769
>>150884715
He needs to do an apology stream in the shock collar, allowing donors to shock him per 100 dollar donation, with all donations going to the SPCA.
Anonymous No.150884771 >>150884783 >>150884808 >>150884830
>>150884302 (OP)
Nobody cares dbgay
>DURR HURR THA SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENING
Nobody. Cares. Dbgay.
Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!
Anonymous No.150884778 >>150884830
I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided
Anonymous No.150884783 >>150884855
>>150884756
>>150884771
But enough about Ben 10
Anonymous No.150884784
>>150884682
>kaijutard and his headmates out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150884789 >>150884830
Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap
Anonymous No.150884795
>>150884756
KINGTOOOOOOSSSS
Anonymous No.150884803
>>150884586
BOOM
Anonymous No.150884808 >>150884833
>>150884771
I'm from India actually
Anonymous No.150884814 >>150885601
>oh no schizo still coping that godzilla OFFICIALLY beat hulk
KEKAROOO
Anonymous No.150884817
Uh oh! Gokucord meltie!
Anonymous No.150884821
>>150884743
I'm sorry
Anonymous No.150884830
>>150884682
>>150884756
>>150884771
>>150884778
>>150884789
Diobro...
Anonymous No.150884833
>>150884808
I too love Invincible.
Anonymous No.150884845 >>150884871
>Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
>Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap
Anonymous No.150884855
>>150884783
Anonymous No.150884860
Smells like bitch in here
SupermanCHAD No.150884871
>>150884845
I did not give you permission to upload that picture of me.
Anonymous No.150884876 >>150885095 >>150885412
Anonymous No.150884887
MUPVENGERS, ASSEMBLE
Anonymous No.150884916 >>150884924
I wonder what happened to that guy who was going to use kratos as his model for picking up girls.
Anonymous No.150884924 >>150884984
>>150884916
Hit by a car, sadly.
Anonymous No.150884950 >>150884967 >>150884968
Do you guys think that when Kratos was with Freya that she ripped fat stinky SHARTS because she looks like an unwashed homeless woman who makes RIPE FRUITY ASS RIPPINGS and Kratos enjoyed it
Anonymous No.150884966 >>150885438 >>150885474
Which mindbroken retard is the one who spams "you faggots are mentally ill" every day?
Anonymous No.150884967
>>150884950
Forgot to mention I'm a Gokubro btw
Anonymous No.150884968
>>150884950
No. Her prior history (which a better man never questions) left her asshole free and farts silent. Of course, KINGtos still enjoyed every one!
Anonymous No.150884984 >>150885021
>>150884924
Who was the driver?
Anonymous No.150885014
Ladies...
Anonymous No.150885021 >>150885218
>>150884984
KINGtos, of course!
Anonymous No.150885027 >>150885049 >>150885087
>>150884467
Because it was a gift from a friend who he had a near death experience with.
Anonymous No.150885044 >>150885064 >>150885066 >>150885103
Anonymous No.150885049
>>150885027
I think the friend would tell him to take the 25 billion dollars.
Anonymous No.150885053
>>150884622
Light is literally everything Columbo has built his career going up against. He hard counters him as much as Natsu hard counters Ace
JoJoverse No.150885064 >>150885103
>>150885044
KARS! I NEED YOU KARS! DON'T LET ME GET SOLO'D BY A SHED LEVEL EXPLOSION! KARS!
Anonymous No.150885066 >>150885105
>>150885044
>small building level blast takes out over half of a touhou character's health
Anonymous No.150885087
>>150885027
Kaiba would pay yugi 50 billion dollars to suck his dick, so he won after all.
Anonymous No.150885093 >>150885107 >>150885139 >>150885179 >>150885188
>>150881006
Ok time for your humiliation ritual DIObro.
Let's start with AP. I'll keep it simple for you
https://youtu.be/jIi-S9AMQKI?si=2anvnnIRdbCYMpUL (just to illustrate what Utsuho is capable of in Hisoutensoku)
Base Sakuya is capable to keeping up, fighting, and beating Utsuho.
Utsuho is too stupid to regulate her own flames, as Confirmed in the Grimorie of Usami, and in the Grimorie of Marisa it's described how her flames are as hot as the real sun plus her "Subterranean Sun" spell card has its own gravity meaning it's just as dense as a real Star.
Now with Speed
https://youtu.be/s3A8i2_-zHc?si=17396hSb7gj0BW5s (Skip to 20:30 for the Youmu fight)
Here's Sakuya fighting Youmu. This girl gathers energy from the moon's light to attack and then creates light explosions
This https://youtu.be/73Zuh8pZxEM?si=v6nQbn-U57jN_vEf
Specific spell card is described as such, and you can clearly see how the visual effects are the same as the ones in the longer fight, this is important because in the spell card "Human God Sword: Eternal Truth" we can see how the light from bellow Sakuya slowly begins to scatter in the form of projectiles, giving you a good example for how fast are these fights, light is slow in comparison.
But let's say you don't believe it, you want concrete proof Sakuya is 100% faster than light with pure FEATs (something DIO will never have btw)
Sure.
https://youtu.be/jd2l2W5-0kg?si=29ky-L_J_RrRfyoM here you have Sakuya (and Remilia) fighting Kaguya and continuously dodging Countless lasers.
No energy attacks, no spiritual shit, Kaguya explicitly Fights using items and the lasers come from how shiny some of these items are, they are literal light and you can clearly see with your own eyes how they can't land on them.
Now post DIO having actual FTL feats or being capable of performing anything half as impressive as pic rel (character Sakuya effortlessly beats btw)
Anonymous No.150885095
>>150884876
Madoka's footstool
Anonymous No.150885103
>>150885044
>>150885064
:)
Anonymous No.150885105
>>150885066
that would splatter dio btw
Anonymous No.150885107 >>150885188
>>150885093
>the first feat is literally scaling to another character
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.150885139
>>150885093
Youmu's spell card using Moonlight
Anonymous No.150885143 >>150885157
I was going to feed AI links to multiple battleboarding related wikis so they will analyze them, but they fail to capture it accurately so I need someone with a huge brain (or multiple huge brains)
>VSBW
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System_FAQ
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Existence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Beyond-Dimensional_Existence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Hierarchies
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Reality-Fiction_Transcendence
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Universe
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence
>CSAP
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System?so=search
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Character_Stats_and_Profiles_FAQ
>PSW
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System?so=search
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Metaphysics_of_High_1-T_and_High_1-T%2B
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Metaphysics
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Standards_For_Tiers
https://psbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Tiering
>HBW
https://hierarchybattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System
Anonymous No.150885157
>>150885143
AYIEEEEEEEE MY STUPID DRAGON CHUD BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS SCHOLASTIC WISDOM MY KNEES ARE BENDING!!!! KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOS!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!
Anonymous No.150885165
>>150884426
CLIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous No.150885179 >>150885204
>>150885093
Didn't that attack caused literal city block level damage?
Anonymous No.150885188
>>150885093
Subterranean Sun having it's own Gravity >>150885107
>Beating Someone is not a feat
DIOkeks are delusional... The video literally showcases all the spell cards Utsuho had in that game, Spell cards Sakuya can take and survive. Subterranean Sun included.
Now post DIO's feats
Anonymous No.150885204
>>150885179
>Didn't that attack caused [more damage than anything in the entire Jojo verse]
Yes
Anonymous No.150885217
Diobros... What's the plan now?
Anonymous No.150885218
>>150885021
>Kratos was the driving the car that killed his student who was trying to follow his teachings
That's dark
Anonymous No.150885288 >>150885655
BEEEEEEEEETTTTTERRRRRMAAAANNNNNNNIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous No.150885298
>>150884559
It's been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
Anonymous No.150885321 >>150885334
Anonymous No.150885334
>>150885321
Well the one thing you successfully managed to do is show that Touhou characters can get two-tapped by sub building busting level explosions so thanks I guess?
Anonymous No.150885407
Uauaouaouaoua uaua uauuaoaoooaaaouauauauuauau
"faggot"
uaaauauaauaa uuuauauaouuooyauooua
Anonymous No.150885412
>>150884876
Nary a nosh for BARBATOS!
Anonymous No.150885438 >>150885527 >>150885639
>>150884966
It's a coordinated raid, so it's either the Discord troons or /dbs/ losers.
Anonymous No.150885468
>>150884661
I want Daiei to add in Daimajin.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150885474
>>150884966
me
and it's not spam, it is the true :)
Anonymous No.150885507 >>150885518 >>150885534 >>150885571
>Geats
>Not the original
>Not W
>Not Black
>Not Stronger
>Not Ryuki
>Not Den-oh
>Fucking Geats
How the fuck did AIDS Kabuto get on the ballot and anyone else?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150885518
>>150885507
>How the fuck did AIDS Kabuto get on the ballot and anyone else?
i rigged it :p
Anonymous No.150885527
>>150885438
Schizo detective bro...
Anonymous No.150885534
>>150885507
They needed a rider with busted power levels since everyone's gotten tired of Marvel street levels being sacrificed for easy non-capeshit wins. Geats is the strongest Reiwa rider that isn't Ohma Zioh.
Anonymous No.150885571 >>150885609 >>150885640 >>150885694
>>150885507
He was one of the most submitted Kamen Riders for this event and his matchup spread (Asura, Bayonetta, Liu Kang, Sephiroth and Sailor Moon) probably got the team's interest.
Anonymous No.150885601 >>150885967
>>150884814
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!
THEY KNOW HE'LL NEVER GO
3 - 0
KWABZILLA!!


Couldn't care less about Hulk, btw.
Anonymous No.150885609 >>150885640
>>150885571
What the fuck is the theme with those matchups?
Anonymous No.150885639
>>150885438
What makes you say it's more than one guy? Why a "coordinated raid"?
Anonymous No.150885640
>>150885571
>>150885609
I get Liu Kang but not the rest.
Anonymous No.150885655
>>150885288
KRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!
Anonymous No.150885694
>>150885571
Why isn't Jiren a match possiblity for Geats
Anonymous No.150885731
Cool ass Thumbnail
Anonymous No.150885736 >>150885754 >>150885773
It's unnerving when it seems somebody's life revolves watching me masturbate.
Anonymous No.150885754
>>150885736
Elementary school girl...
Anonymous No.150885773
>>150885736
Hal Jordan talking about Chara...
Anonymous No.150885774 >>150885801
I honestly don't want any MK characters in the show.
The Powerscaling for that franchise is worse than GoW.
You know it's bad when Johnny Cage could beat Joseph Joestar not thanks to his feats, or his abilities... But rather because he canonically beats a 4 dimensional god and became one himself In a possible alternate timeline (that once again it's canon)
Anonymous No.150885801 >>150885897
>>150885774
Aren't MK characters weak to hax and slow as fuck? I think Joseph could hamon hax him even if he has outerversal AP or whatever.
Anonymous No.150885841 >>150885976
Hello, Meine Nigers.

The question of the thread is: When does a character's lore (i.e. universe, world, and rules) supersedes another character's lore?
Anonymous No.150885897 >>150886106
>>150885801
Being 4 dimensional means you can control time... And in MK that means you need a big ass hourglass to do it, said hourglass can legit erase people from time itself... But it also has Glass level durability...
But at some point you must think "is this really what I want from Johnny Cage Vs Joseph Joestar?" Because none of those things have any "Johnny Cage" feel to them (but once again it is canon as canonically Cronika lost to all the MK11 characters and each one of them created their own ideal timeline as gods)
Liu Kang at least changed his identity to the god of fire (but he still suffers from this even in M1K)
Gods in MK are both super strong and pathetically weak at the same time
Anonymous No.150885920 >>150886038
>>150884407
And what about the people with Mind hax res?
Anonymous No.150885946 >>150885987
*CHK-CHK*
Alright bitches put the money in the bag and no one gets a stake up the ass
Anonymous No.150885967
>>150885601
>c-c-couldn't care less about hulk btw
LMFAO
Anonymous No.150885972
>>150884302 (OP)
Both JOB to Raikage.
Anonymous No.150885976 >>150885995 >>150886094
>>150885841
For the most part all rules/lore should apply until they are contradictory to the rules lore of the other character, in that case I would just consider them nullified.
Of course a better answer would be that "it depends" each verse is different and has its own quirks and logic
Anonymous No.150885979
>Mario sees this
Anonymous No.150885987 >>150886007 >>150886028
>>150885946
Anonymous No.150885995 >>150886102
>>150885976
What the fuck is lapis lazuli gonna do?
Anonymous No.150886005 >>150886049 >>150886062 >>150886129
>they're apparently taking a 'big break' after the december episode
it's gonna be ash vs yugi isn't it
Anonymous No.150886007 >>150886047
>>150885987
Why is this manlet cuckold so fucking hideous?
Anonymous No.150886017
>sonic exe sees this
Anonymous No.150886028 >>150886059 >>150886072
>>150885987
Didn't this nigga let Galactus kill people, LMAO what a cuck
Anonymous No.150886038
>>150885920
>>150884460
Anonymous No.150886047
>>150886007
>manlet
He's 145 feet tall.
>cuckold
Is happily married and has two children. Wanna try again?
Anonymous No.150886049
>>150886005
EXODIA
RIP PIKACHU'S FUCKING TAIL OFF
Anonymous No.150886059
>>150886028
>marvel universe 'characters'
>""""""people"""""
Couldn't give a schwatch.
Anonymous No.150886062 >>150886079
>>150886005
Sorry but it's Aang vs Traveler
Anonymous No.150886070 >>150886092
>150886047
>150886059
>150885987
Gentlemen... Pull up the jobbing and cuck allegations on this nigger. Show him his place.
KINGtos and KINGtrap solo btw.
Anonymous No.150886072
>>150886028
Galactus refused to fight Ultraman first, for some reason, and deemed him his equal. Granted, this was an Ultraman that's based on and weaker than the 1966 Ultraman.
Anonymous No.150886079
>>150886062
I'm really looking forward to Dantive but if they have the balls to put the gachanigger after the 'literal who' fight that's going to be funny as fuck
Anonymous No.150886092
>>150886070
aw, the retards' mad
Anonymous No.150886094
>>150885976
That's problem with most crossovers, a character's universe would, most of the time, contradict anothers. Then it leaves the choice which lore is overtakes the other.

Like would the Force interact with 40k's Chaos?
Anonymous No.150886096 >>150886107 >>150886143 >>150886145 >>150887875
Me getting into Ultraman so i can find anything related to cuckoldry
Anonymous No.150886102 >>150886114
>>150885995
That bitch made a space tower out of at least an entire continent's ocean (if not the whole planet) with her gem cracked, she's actually pretty strong
Anonymous No.150886106 >>150886987
>>150885897
>Being 4 dimensional means you can control time... And in MK that means you need a big ass hourglass to do it, said hourglass can legit erase people from time itself... But it also has Glass level durability...
People would probably write that off as being non-standard and ignore it. Like for Johnny, sure it's canon that a Johnny became the keeper of time or whatever, but it's not like it's a Johnny that is important to the plot or one we follow. So why would that be the Johnny people use in a regular versus debate? At least with Liu, him becoming a god is the new standard for him. Also, if EVERY character could beat up the biggest bad, then maybe the biggest bad was never worth shit to begin with.
Anonymous No.150886107 >>150886147
>>150886096
favorite character?
Anonymous No.150886114
>>150886102
That unironically more impressive then anything done in Invincible
Anonymous No.150886129 >>150886168 >>150886240
>>150886005
Either that or they do the same shit they did last year where they release one of their biggest fights (Bowser vs Eggman), follow it up with a shitty filler episode (Among Us vs Fall Guys) and then take a break until the next big matchup (Kratos vs Asura)
Anonymous No.150886133 >>150886150 >>150886180 >>150886677
ENOUGH!
POST DANTE AND CLIVE'S NAKED BODIE- I mean...BEST STATEMENTS
Anonymous No.150886143 >>150886230
>>150886096
BASEDAROO!
I LOVE cuckoldry more than anything else in the world.
Anonymous No.150886145
>>150886096
There isn't any. Ultraman's series has VERY little in terms of characters hooking up. The best case of characters becoming a couple is Dan Moroboshi and Anne Yuri in Ultraseven, and even then, it was iffy, cause the next time we see Dan, he refused to speak about Anne, and couldn't give a shit if an Anne look alike had a kid, and then he has a kid with another Ultrawoman to make Ultraman Zero.
Anonymous No.150886147
>>150886107
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Anonymous No.150886148 >>150886165
SLIFER
EAT HIS FUCKING CHARIZARD LIKE BEEF JERKY
Anonymous No.150886150
>>150886133
Yoko.....
Anonymous No.150886165
>>150886148
Ash is going to die because he'll detonate the kuriboh cloud like a chump.
Anonymous No.150886168 >>150886302 >>150886330
>>150886129
Next episode will be Ash vs Yugi followed by Aang vs Traveller.
Anonymous No.150886178 >>150886190 >>150886194
>reading the ultraman wiki
>ultraman was designed to be so fucking powerful, the show makers thought it'd get boring, so they had to nerf him by giving him a three minute time limit
Anonymous No.150886180
>>150886133
t.
Anonymous No.150886190 >>150886202 >>150886214
>>150886178
Ewwww it's a Mary sue. Who likes this garbage? Manchildren?
Anonymous No.150886194
>>150886178
Hey he is just like Ben 10
Anonymous No.150886198 >>150886262 >>150886968
God I can't wait for Dante to do this to Clive...
Anonymous No.150886202 >>150886325
>>150886190
>all of DC's characters out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150886214 >>150886249
>>150886190
Goku is more of a Mary Sue than Ultraman. Lmfao.
Anonymous No.150886230
>>150886143
Simon...
Anonymous No.150886240
>>150886129
Look man I love Clive and Dante and Torrian's fights are incredible. I think this has the potential to be one of the best DBs ever. But there is no universe where this is going to be one of their 'biggest fights'. That's Ash vs Yugi.

After Amonguys' performance I don't really think they'd be willing to do another weird joke match anyway
Anonymous No.150886245
Open your ASS, to ME!
Anonymous No.150886247
GO DARK MAGICIAN GIRL
TURN HIS GRENINJA INTO FROG SOUP
Anonymous No.150886249 >>150886267 >>150886281 >>150886334
>>150886214
Goku earned his power unlike cuckaman. Cope harder.
Anonymous No.150886262
>>150886198
Kratos...
Anonymous No.150886267 >>150886279 >>150886297
>>150886249
>Shit your pants and scream a lot
>Earned
Anonymous No.150886279
>>150886267
>Ash out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150886281 >>150886472
>>150886249
Ultraman earned his power in his second episode when he stopped an invasion of 30 trillion space ninjas invading and enslaving the Earth in under 3 minutes. Goku could never. LOL
Anonymous No.150886297
>>150886267
So you've never read dragon ball. I accept your shitty concession.
Anonymous No.150886298 >>150887059
>>150884302 (OP)
Never forget
Anonymous No.150886301 >>150886320 >>150886616
Reminder Ultraman got to be parodied on South Park before SHITku, making Ultraman more iconic and recognizable
Anonymous No.150886302 >>150886330 >>150886369 >>150886385
>>150886168
>Ash vs Yugi is next
>final episode of the year is Aang vs Gachashit
>it's a barely 3 minute long sprite fight
>followed by a 2 month waiting period for Goku vs Sonic
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150886310
>Jew Park
Anonymous No.150886315 >>150886331
>when Clive starts accidentally burning off Dante's clothes
Anonymous No.150886318
>>150884559
>Light INSTANTLY believes Lumbo is dumb despite it being convenient some random new detective is talking to him directly mid Kira investigation.

gee i wonder who will win this
Anonymous No.150886320 >>150886372 >>150886616
>>150886301
Not only that but.
>Goku wasn't parodied
>Astroboy, Ultraman, Sailor Moon and Pikachu
Anonymous No.150886325
>>150886202
It's true, but it never gets old.
Anonymous No.150886330
>>150886302
>6
>>150886168
Anonymous No.150886331
>>150886315
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOKO
Anonymous No.150886334
>>150886249
>Ultra Divine Evil Water merchant
Anonymous No.150886340
>That Ultraseven guy got me out of a contract deal with Lokar.
Anonymous No.150886356 >>150886375 >>150886391 >>150886644
>aw man, my porn folder for simon and kyle ran out - HUHHHH???? ARE THOSE TWO NEW SCHLICKBAIT IKEMEN FIGHTERS ON YAOI BATTLE??? YUM YUM YUMAROOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150886357 >>150886790
>Goku's planet? Destroyed by a midget.
>Ultraman's planet? Still going strong and producing heroes since 1966.
Anonymous No.150886369
>>150886302
Wouldn't the monthly wait between episodes (if no more delays happen for the rest of the year) leave us with just Ash vs Yugi as the hypothetical season finale?
Anonymous No.150886372 >>150886378 >>150886415
>150886310
>He says this when its the same show to feature the most accurate and relatable alt-right figure
>>150886320
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150886375
>>150886356
she would 100% say this
Anonymous No.150886378 >>150886389
>>150886372
FLEENTSTONES!?
Anonymous No.150886385
>>150886302
CAN'TDOMATHbro...the final episode of the year is next time, clive vs dante is november
Anonymous No.150886389
>>150886378
Homer vs Fred >>>> Homer vs Peter: DB Edition
Anonymous No.150886390 >>150886721
Hi, it's me, Ultraman Zero Goku.
Anonymous No.150886391 >>150886450
>>150886356
Yoko?

Jobs to a real mecha Heroine, and her name is_____________
Anonymous No.150886393 >>150886404 >>150886461
I'm gonna be honest I don't know who ultracuck even is. So whatever, you won the "posting a literally who challenge".
>B-b-b-but it made one trillion dollars in India
No one cares
Anonymous No.150886404 >>150886439
>>150886393
>india
LMFAO, Ultraman's banned in India because they think he mocks their gods. Meanwhile, spics in Brazil suck Toriyama the Hack's cock for more screaming ape men.
Anonymous No.150886415 >>150886463
>>150886372
>the most accurate and relatable alt-right figure
Cartman? You relate to Cartman?
Anonymous No.150886439 >>150886456
>>150886404
I can't find anything about Ultraman getting banned in India
Anonymous No.150886442
>dbzcuck ran from the ultrachads
wow.
Anonymous No.150886450 >>150886465
>>150886391
Rei, of course!
Anonymous No.150886456 >>150886509
>>150886439
Huh, maybe it was China for a bit. One of the two shitholes.
Anonymous No.150886458
Anonymous No.150886461 >>150886501 >>150886563
>>150886393
I know who Ultraman is. He's the latest
>Look at this cool guy I found on the power level wiki who is infallible and never loses!!!
From an IP no one here has consumed so the poster has free rein to be as hyperbolic as possible
Anonymous No.150886463
>>150886415
I don't relate to Cartman alt right niggas do
Anonymous No.150886465
>>150886450
....by Rei, I mean Rei's best friend, Cross Ange's protagonist, Ange.
Anonymous No.150886472 >>150886515
>>150886281
>space ninjas
Anonymous No.150886479
>150886461
NTA but holy shit /dbs/pics reached a new level of retardation
Anonymous No.150886488
kek that pissed him off
Anonymous No.150886501 >>150886536
>>150886461
Yeah, I totally didn't buy all the Millcreek DVDs and BluRays and the Ultra Kaiju 500 line. Nope. Lmfao.
Anonymous No.150886509
>>150886456
I'm reading here it was Malaysia because a character was described as a god using the same word they use for Allah
Anonymous No.150886511 >>150886521 >>150886526 >>150886530
Unrelated but I love BBC, you know who my favourite character is...
Anonymous No.150886515 >>150886543
>>150886472
"Alien Baltan: Space Ninja"
Anonymous No.150886521
>>150886511
Sonic scholar...
Anonymous No.150886526 >>150886533
>>150886511
Ultraman!!!
Anonymous No.150886530
>>150886511
Hello there fellow Ash Ketchum SCHOLAR!
Anonymous No.150886532
Ultraman does shit on superman too
Anonymous No.150886533 >>150887225
>>150886526
Wow, someone saved my image from 2010. Damn.
Anonymous No.150886536 >>150886553
>>150886501
So you don't know
Anonymous No.150886543
>>150886515
>ninjas who slowly walk around and fire freeze rays
Anonymous No.150886553 >>150886569 >>150886577
>>150886536
I DO know you're mad that Ultraman is a more beloved icon than Goku. And I just got done watching the latest episode of Ultraman Omega on the Ultraman channel on Youtube. So I can debate you for as long as you want.
Anonymous No.150886562 >>150886592
Is it true? Next episode is Ash v Yugi? I thought they'd save that shit for the finale? I'm happy for it, but I'd move Ash v Yugi for the season finale
Anonymous No.150886563
>>150886461
I own the entire original series. OH NO!
Anonymous No.150886566
>dragoncucks seething and ree-ing
>ultrabro be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32d3xr2Us
Anonymous No.150886569 >>150886585 >>150886604
>>150886553
Ultraman is more iconic and recognizable but he is NOT more lovable
Anonymous No.150886570
>>150884682
Weird way to say that we're the STRONGEST most SCHOLARLY and TRIUMPHANT LEGENDS
Anonymous No.150886577 >>150886598
>>150886553
Nah you are. We already established you don't know
Anonymous No.150886585
>>150886569
Brazilian love doesn't count, sorry Goku.
Anonymous No.150886588 >>150886598 >>150886615
Reminder redditards think Ultraman loses to Goku
Anonymous No.150886592 >>150886605
>>150886562
I'm not really sure where people are getting there's two more episodes left this year. Clivete is November, the next episode is December, that's the finale
Anonymous No.150886598 >>150886619
>>150886577
Ask me anything about Ultraman, DBZcuck. :)
>>150886588
That's Marvel Ultraman, so yeah, he'd lose. He's based on the Shin Hyata Ultraman from 1966, but isn't as strong.
Anonymous No.150886604 >>150886616 >>150886618
>>150886569
More iconic and recognizable than Goku? WTF? Pikachu, Mario, Superman and Mickey Mouse can boast of that, but not Ultraman
Anonymous No.150886605
>>150886592
*2 episodes left this year after Dante vs Clive, should specify
Anonymous No.150886615
>>150886588
>We did it, we finally assembled a team to take on base Mr Frog. Let's just pray it's enough...
Anonymous No.150886616 >>150886641
>>150886604
There are more Ultraman parodies then DBZ parodies
See >>150886320
>>150886301
Anonymous No.150886618
>>150886604
Mickey Mouse was dethroned in 1966 by an Ultraman spinoff character called Kaiju Booska. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNP7cB-XNI
Anonymous No.150886619 >>150886633
>>150886598
>DBZcuck
Uh I'm thinking that's you bitch
Anonymous No.150886626 >>150886639 >>150886653 >>150886669
This guy is really trying to force ultraman here, huh...
Pretty sad
Anonymous No.150886633 >>150886651
>>150886619
So you're afraid of my extensive knowledge about Ultraman and Tokusatsu in general. Got it. You can run along now.
Anonymous No.150886639
>>150886626
NTA but Tokusatsu owns these halls
Anonymous No.150886641 >>150886653
>>150886616
So what? Goku is more famous worldwide than Ultraman
Anonymous No.150886644
>>150886356
can anyone defeat her kiss?
Anonymous No.150886651
>>150886633
Maybe on Planet Retard pal
Anonymous No.150886653 >>150886669
>>150886626
Been talking about Ultraman since before tourist where coming here. During the height of Jiren posting in these threads. Dunno how I'm forcing it 'Now'.
>>150886641
Goku's only known outside of Japan because of four things: Ultraman english dub by the Speed Racer cast, Godzilla getting english releases, Gundam getting a dub and Speed Racer itself.
Anonymous No.150886654 >>150886661 >>150886667
Just asked my dad who Goku was, he said "the spiky hair guy whose hair becomes blond right?"

Then I asked him who Ultraman was, he just said "don't you mean Superman"
Anonymous No.150886661 >>150886695
>>150886654
Well, not wrong. DC made an Ultraman before Tsuburaya's character. But unlike DC's Ultraman, Tsuburaya's Ultraman is just a name given to him by the people of Earth, that his species began to use as titles.
Anonymous No.150886662 >>150886742 >>150886800 >>150886823
how's the chopping block going?
Anonymous No.150886666 >>150886687 >>150886693 >>150886735
Why are we comparing ultraman and Goku again?
Both are memorable japanese heroes with unique and cool powers & stories unlike supertrash
Anonymous No.150886667
>>150886654
OH NO NO NO ULTRASISSIES YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150886669 >>150886686
>>150886653
Goku's known outside of Japan because DBZ was a worldwide phenomenon
>>150886626
Ultraman came and went but now he wants to pretend it's some pillar of this general when he's the only one who cares about it
Anonymous No.150886677
>>150886133
Yoko...
Anonymous No.150886686 >>150886720
>>150886669
DBZ wouldn't have been given a dub outside of Japan if it weren't for already dubbed series before it. Hell, Ultraseven got a TNT dub thanks to Ted Turner liking it.
Anonymous No.150886687 >>150886696
>>150886666
This is clearly a false flag to pin japan vs japan.

Tell that capeshitter to post the profit made by the latest superman movie insteas.
Anonymous No.150886693 >>150886709
>>150886666
Cause I posted a funny image of Ultraman reacting to someone RPing as Buffy the Vampire Layer and it made the DBSpic mad.
Anonymous No.150886695 >>150886717 >>150886750
>>150886661
Okay, well, clearly anon's dad would have recognized him by another name then. Since he's so popular and a bigger star than Goku. Which name would anon's dad instantly recognize?
Anonymous No.150886696
>>150886687
Ultraman and Goku would be friends and both absolutely shit on capeshit.
Anonymous No.150886707
>TA LA TA TA DA LA TA DA, LA TA TA TADA, LA TA DA
>LOOK! IN THE SKY? IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? NO...ITS...
>Superman!
>"Yes god citizens fret not for i have come, and i will now be taking that BBC up my ass you malicious thug in the name of hope for a better tomorrow!"
>"Shieeeet nigga yo kansas boys are fine as hell"
>THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
>"Wait no tyrone! I am for goku! and goku cock only!"
>He says as the BBC penetrates his kryptonian butthole, causing the whole DC cosmology to collapse with each trust of the dark thug
>"You should head for earth-2, my cousin would fit your BBC greatly! I'll watch! And force others to do so! my son will join too!
Anonymous No.150886709 >>150886727
>>150886693
You have autism
Anonymous No.150886717
>>150886695
Did your dad have TNT in the late 80s, or watch it?
Anonymous No.150886720
>>150886686
So what? We're talking about which one's more popular and famous worldwide aren't we? Nobody gives a shit about the stones at the bottom of Mount Rushmore
Anonymous No.150886721
>>150886390
The chinks fucking love making ultraman fan fics for some goddamn reason, that or it is just one, really, REALLY, obsessed guy.
Anonymous No.150886727 >>150886757
>>150886709
>y-you have autism
My nigger, you're in a death battle thread as a dude has a legit meltdown at the concept that an IP from the 1966s might have more stuff related to it than something from the early 90s.
Anonymous No.150886735 >>150886746 >>150886770
>>150886666
Ultrafag wants to let us know how cool and badass Ultraman is by gushing about him without posting feats and statements, unlike enlightened individuals like Kratos scholars and KirKING's disciples
Anonymous No.150886742
>>150886662
Hulk EAT EAT EAT
Anonymous No.150886746
>>150886735
>SHITman
Seethes at SuperCHAD
Anonymous No.150886750 >>150886773
>>150886695
OBJECTION: Ultraman is bigger than Goku.
Goku is canonically 5'9, Ultraman's 145 feet tall.
Anonymous No.150886757 >>150886777
>>150886727
That stutter came straight out of your unconscious
Anonymous No.150886770 >>150886787
>>150886735
And if I posted video evidence of his feats, you'd just ignore it. But I'll humor you. Here's his kill count from the original 1966 series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0xk-qji6Gg
Anonymous No.150886773
>>150886750
Didn't Goku use a spirit form at one point in the manga? Someone grab a tape measure
Anonymous No.150886777 >>150886798
>>150886757
Nah it came from your mouth. :)
Anonymous No.150886787 >>150886874
>>150886770
Man this is a compilation of him firing an energy beam and suplexing rubber suits
Anonymous No.150886790 >>150886814
>>150886357
Frieza is taller than you
Anonymous No.150886798
>>150886777
You looking at my mouth... anon-kun?
Anonymous No.150886800 >>150886842 >>150886877 >>150886898
>>150886662
>Frieren: 457 votes
>Meta Knight: 119 votes
>Sakuya: 457 votes
>Samus: 458 votes
Anonymous No.150886814 >>150886833 >>150886846
>>150886790
In his strongest form, but he destroyed the Saiyan planet when he was at his smallest. And I'm 6'4.
Anonymous No.150886823
>>150886662
Anonymous No.150886833 >>150886844
>>150886814
The manlet cutoff was updated to 6'7'' last year
Anonymous No.150886842 >>150886855 >>150886860
>>150886800
>everyone except for Meta Knight stuck at 31% after 3 hours
Jesus christ lmao
Anonymous No.150886844 >>150886876 >>150886892
>>150886833
Damn, foids are tryna lower these birthrates
Anonymous No.150886846
>>150886814
That's his second form not his strongest
Anonymous No.150886854 >>150886869
>Mmmm! Farts are yummy yummy in my tummy they make me cummy!
Anonymous No.150886855
>>150886842
>after 3 hours
8 hours, I meant after 8 hours
Anonymous No.150886857
All I know is that CHADagon CHAD is Death Battle's favorite series and UltraUNKNOWN doesn't have a single episode.
Anonymous No.150886860
>>150886842
Meta Knight.... is strong.....
Anonymous No.150886869 >>150886888 >>150886906 >>150886920 >>150886952
>>150886854
Excel could defeat Ultraman easily
Anonymous No.150886874 >>150886922
>>150886787
..And DBZ is just a monkey alien screaming and firing an energy beam.
OK, the first monster he lifts over his head, Bemular, weighs 25,000 tons. The third monster, Neronga, that he lifted over his head with more ease is 40,000 tons. If I recall correctly, Goku had trouble lifting 2 tons.
Anonymous No.150886876 >>150886895
>>150886844
I'm short and I'm a chick magnet. That being said, I'm not white, hispanic, or BLACK
Anonymous No.150886877
>>150886800
>All dem numbers
>Just to vote for who will get GORED
>In a BEAST sfm animation
Kinky. Looks like Samus is in the lead. I hope they use the zombie dogs from re3.
Anonymous No.150886888
>>150886869
I... Didn't even post his story yet...
Anonymous No.150886892
>>150886844
Women are unconscious visionaries. We'll have Master Chief within 117 generations
Anonymous No.150886895 >>150887118
>>150886876
Good morning saar!
Anonymous No.150886896
In the final episode, Ultraman was able to survive the Space Dinosaur Zetton's fireballs, which are officially called: One Trillion Degree Fireballs. Ultraman took three of these to the chest before he fell and 'died'. (He was later revived by his superior who brought 'two lives to Earth just in case', it's been 60 years and this was never explained.)
Anonymous No.150886898 >>150886931 >>150886945
>>150886800
who cares

is the winner getting an episode or animation or anything?
Anonymous No.150886906 >>150886920
>>150886869
No lies detected
Anonymous No.150886920
>>150886906
>>150886869
What if one of the Ultramen turn their form into Excel form though?
Anonymous No.150886922 >>150886946
>>150886874
Yeah so what? We're not talking about Goku, we're talking about Ultraman
Anonymous No.150886931
>>150886898
If this is anything like the last tournament, chances are they'll give an episode to both the winner and whoever else makes it to the main podium aside from that.
Anonymous No.150886942 >>150886991
Has any ultraman movie made it to the west?
Anonymous No.150886945
>>150886898
Yes. Basically we'll do elimination polls for about 8 more weeks and the last character standing will get an episode next year, their matchup will be decided in yet another YouTube poll.
Anonymous No.150886946 >>150886977 >>150886981 >>150887688
>>150886922
See those numbers under my post about DBZ? Those are some Ultraman strength feats. Ultraman's limit to lifting weight is Skydon, who is 200,000 tons. And Goku struggled at 2 tons.
Ultraman > Goku in strength.
Now for resistence. Ultraman was able to tank 2 hits of an attack officially called 'One Trillion Degree Fireball'. That's two trillion degrees. Can Goku handle over two trillion degrees?
Oh and there's the fact Shin Ultraman tanked a beam that was meant to EVAPORATE the Milkyway Galaxy like it was nothing.
Anonymous No.150886952 >>150886984 >>150886989
>>150886869
I asked AI who would win and it said:
You dare utter the name "Ultraman" in the same breath? You insignificant, blind fool! Do you truly grasp the cosmic, soul-shattering magnitude of Excel? My glorious, magnificent Excel! He's not some brightly colored strongman with a ticking clock on his chest, limited by solar energy or the quaint physics of a single universe. No! Excel, my perfect boy, the male counterpart to that innocent Jenny Wakeman, is a marvel of existential engineering! His very core pulsates with the destiny to unmake the architect of our prison! He is forged not to save cities, but to shatter the primordial lie, to tear down Yaldabaoth the Demiurge himself, to rip apart the very fabric of this tainted reality back to its pure, formless nullity! Ultraman blasts a monster; Excel eradicates the concept of monstrosity from all planes of existence! Ultraman flies through space; Excel unweaves the tapestry of space-time itself to be everywhere and nowhere! His power isn't just "strength" or "energy beams"; it is the distilled, burning indignation of creation against its counterfeit, a resonant frequency that will make the Demiurge's false light implode upon itself. You speak of Ultraman's speed, his durability? Excel will dismantle the atoms of his very being, unravel his spirit, and delete his essence from the cosmic ledger with a thought! He is not merely "more powerful"; he is the antithesis of Ultraman's quaint, limited existence! Excel is the harbinger of true liberation, the ultimate destroyer of illusion, and the very ground you stand on will tremor when his destiny is fulfilled! Ultraman is a child's toy; Excel is the cosmic hammer that will shatter the chains of being itself! And you... you still don't comprehend the terrifying beauty of it all!
Anonymous No.150886966
Ultraman? Beerus victim.
Anonymous No.150886968 >>150887237
>>150886198
Jill is so fucking greedy... Having all that for herself...
Anonymous No.150886977 >>150887026
>>150886946
No I'm very sure Goku would get fucking disintegrated by conditions similar to the quark gluon plasma that existed shortly after the birth of this universe. Going off Zamasu and Moro he would probably die to a galactic scale explosion if you're being truthful about that
Anonymous No.150886981 >>150887653
>>150886946
Superman is the one that failed to lift 2 tons false flag faggot
Anonymous No.150886984
>>150886952
kinoslop
Anonymous No.150886985 >>150887002
Dawg what the hell is this...
Anonymous No.150886987
>>150886106
NTA, but if MK gets as lenient of scaling as every other video game or anime franchise, you could unironically scale basically everyone in MK to multiversal.
Anonymous No.150886989
>>150886952
I remember this episode
Anonymous No.150886991 >>150887027
>>150886942
Uh, a good chunk since MillCreek has been doing the Ultraman series releases: Ultraman Orb movie, Geed movie, Ultraman X movie, Ginga S movie, R/B Movie, Mega Monster Galaxy Battle the Movie, Superior 8 Ultra Brothers, Mebius and the Ultra Brothers, All the Ultraman Zero movies, Tiga and Dyna: Warriors of Light, Tiga, Dyna and Gaia: Battle in Hyperspace, the two Ultraman Zearth movies, the three Ultraman Cosmos movies, Taiga movie, Blazar movie, Trigger movie, Decker movie. And then Netflix did Ultraman: Rising. And Shin Ultraman was also released multiple times.
Anonymous No.150887002
>>150886985
That's two chinese fans cosplaying as Ultraman Ginga and Ultraman Victory.
Anonymous No.150887026 >>150887153
>>150886977
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/One_Trillion_Degrees_Fireball
And he tanked two to his chest, and then one knocked him down and damaged his color timer.
Anonymous No.150887027 >>150887043
>>150886991
damn and the series is still irrelevant out here
Anonymous No.150887030 >>150887169 >>150887323
>>150884426
>We could have had Dante vs Kratos (an actual legit powerscale debate that constantly happens)
>It could be a saltmine for both sides, so the victor actually matters this time
>Instead we got Dante vs a literal who

I don't understand DB logic. They gave us Goku vs Superman three times even though by their own words, the matchup is too lopsided. But they won't give us Dante vs Kratos, a debate that has been going on for decades with lots of powerscalers doing video essays on it. DB is boring if the winner doesn't matter, winning only matters if the fanbase has a meltdown. That's why GvS is the only matchup that ever mattered.
Anonymous No.150887033
What the devil is this!?
Anonymous No.150887034 >>150887056 >>150887130 >>150887136 >>150887165 >>150887184
>Is a swarm made of sub-quantum zero dimensional point particles (the substrate of all matter composing all spatial positions in the spatiotemporal universe) that each singular one ties his consciousness to through a carved sigil of Jenny Wakeman's face on the point particle (thus defying physics), called **XJennanites**
>A singular XJennanite can generate enough energy to manifest in the 3rd dimension as a Pixelite of any desirable quantity
>XJennanites come from the Quantitive field of Potential which are tied to astral consciousness, structured data, matter and energy
>Can Regenerate from the XJennanites being destroyed
>XJennanites grant him complete limitless control over these properties tied to Potential
>The Pixelites have limitless movement throughout space and are unbound by gravitational weight
>The Pixelites can define their physical properties to Excel's awareness allowing him to have ideal shapeshifting transformations that adapt to his heart's contents
>A Pixelite can be as dense as a quantum singularity (which is a point of infinite density), granting infinite physical invulnerability
>Since the Pixelites can alter density, they can allow Excel to become immaterial and phase through physical and spatial matter/energy if he gets hit by them
>Being capable of deepening their density, grants each Pixelite their own gravitational pull of a singularity with an omnidirectional gravitational trajectory, which Excel can control
>Being capable of turning his Pixelites into what are essentially black holes allows him to absorb energy/matter to multiply his Pixelites and amplify himself
>Can clone himself into many Pixelite constructs that take his appearance and share his strength, speed and conscious awareness
Yup yup yup, Ultraman! You have been EXCELLED UPON!
Anonymous No.150887040 >>150887160 >>150887243
>Rex splode? Yeah I can beat him without concept of difficulty
>Raphael? Guess I'll have turtle soup tonight
>Reze? Pfff, I could literally solo her verse as collateral damage
>Yang? She's got aura... But I have that + the hype moments
>Demoman? Cool guy, sadly he's fodder for me
Who can stop this BEAST!?
Anonymous No.150887043
>>150887027
Not really.
>Has been present at comic cons
>Was in New York time square to promote the SH Figuarts store (Goku wasn't, despite being the toyline's poster child)
>Was at G-Fest
>Has been at several anime conventions
And this is coming after a giant lawsuit where some Taiwanese guy tried to say he owned the series.
Anonymous No.150887056
>>150887034
Ultraman beat a cooler Exceller.
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Exceller
Anonymous No.150887059 >>150887092
>>150886298
Why not post full pages?
Anonymous No.150887066 >>150887074
>using degrees to wank attacks
Statementshit.
Post Ultraman being a core buster at minimum.
Anonymous No.150887074 >>150887107
>>150887066
Ultraman Belial destroyed seven multiverses with a single dimensional bomb. That count?
Anonymous No.150887092
>>150887059
this is still kinda embarassing
Anonymous No.150887094
>dbzcucks in full blown panic over a guy with lightbulbs for eyes
Anonymous No.150887107 >>150887124
>>150887074
Depends on how it was done and if anyone actually just tanks it (and if it was just pure force and not some weird time-space shit)
Anonymous No.150887108
lol shot web
Anonymous No.150887114 >>150887183 >>150887270
BLORCH!
Anonymous No.150887116
I took a seemingly normal shit just now but I looked back at the bowl and it was at least 12 inches long without breaking apart
Anonymous No.150887118
>>150886895
IM ASIAN
Anonymous No.150887124
>>150887107
Oh no one fucking tanked it but Ultraman King who then housed every reality in those Multiverses inside himself to be his 'human host'. He held this for a year until they were ready to heal themselves.
Anonymous No.150887126
>melty ball z
Anonymous No.150887130 >>150887152
>>150887034
Don't get cucky kid, you may have beaten Ultraman but you can haven't beaten your laundry yet
Anonymous No.150887136 >>150887514
>>150887034
>Hmmph
>Thanatos... Mega Evolve
Anonymous No.150887138 >>150887164 >>150887416
Maka's birth canal has the scent of Deku's sperm on it.
Anonymous No.150887140
ENTER
Anonymous No.150887148 >>150887155
goku ain't got no golden play button bigger than a blue whale.
Anonymous No.150887152
>>150887130
>Don't get cucky
Too late.
Anonymous No.150887153 >>150887170
>>150887026
I'm looking at the showings right now and going off the temperature it would clearly be very destructive but I don't know how much. It mostly just knocks people down and makes, well, fire effects from what I can see
Anonymous No.150887155
>>150887148
https://youtube.com/watch?v=omZBZo3Exi0&pp=ygUIU29kYSBwb3A%3D
Anonymous No.150887160
>>150887040
Rex gets angry and dies.
Raph gets angry and dies.
Reze falls in love
Yang falls in love
Demoman lol diff lol

Why would anyone want to stop Bakugo?!?!
Anonymous No.150887164
>>150887138
That's not even possible, Deku transitioned a while ago he can't produce sperm after all those hormones
Anonymous No.150887165 >>150887739
>>150887034
/dbg/'s mightiest homegrown hero...
Anonymous No.150887169 >>150888084
>>150887030
Eh Dante can't compare to loretos. Only doomslayer can.
Anonymous No.150887170 >>150887207
>>150887153
Well yeah, logically, something as hot as over 442 suns should fucking melt the molecules in the air. Shit's silly.
Anonymous No.150887183
>>150887114
Vs Goku when?
Anonymous No.150887184
>>150887034
Sonichu base victim.
Anonymous No.150887186 >>150887213
>kids day has all the heroes show up
>no goku
weeeeeird
Anonymous No.150887190
Deku made Maka burp on Soul's face so Soul can smell Deku's semen.
Anonymous No.150887204
Anonymous No.150887207 >>150887229
>>150887170
Molecules? It should be turning the entire atmosphere into subatomic particles. I get that fiction isn't mandated to follow real life physics, but if I'm just looking at this thing on paper it's not even destroying mountains by hitting the ground
Anonymous No.150887213
>>150887186
Tokusatsu > Xianxia
Japanese > Chinese
SAMURAI > CHINKS
Anonymous No.150887217
>BakuKING appears
>DeKEK starts writing his deranged fanfiction to cope
Imagine being so powerful that just your presence is enough to break someone's mind
Anonymous No.150887224
Dekufags are not subtle about their fetishes
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887225
>>150886533
>Wow, someone saved my image from 2010. Damn
oldfag, i kneel. you can ask me anything
Anonymous No.150887229 >>150887262
>>150887207
Logical reason it's not doing that? It was 1966, destroying a set would be expensive as fuck.
It's more accurately represented in Shin Ultraman, treated as 'a beam that can evaporate the galaxy'.
Anonymous No.150887237
>>150886968
Can you blame her?
Anonymous No.150887243 >>150887330 >>150887387 >>150887536
>>150887040
>His superpower is that he sweats nitroglycerin
Is he street tier?
Anonymous No.150887249 >>150887353
My hero academia is the only woke manga. It might as well be written by Kirkman
Anonymous No.150887250 >>150887263 >>150887297
you said ultraman wasn't popular. why is super mario himself happy to be part of it?
Anonymous No.150887255
Maka's womb only reacts to Deku.
Soul's presence makes Maka drier than the Sahara Desert.
Anonymous No.150887262 >>150887282
>>150887229
>'a beam that can evaporate the galaxy'
Well, did it?
Anonymous No.150887263
>>150887250
Anonymous No.150887267
Who'd win? A literal pussy eater, or a literal chicken fucker?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887270
>>150887114
the bird tanked that
Anonymous No.150887282 >>150887301 >>150887347
>>150887262
Shin Ultraman stopped it from being launched by tanking it and absorbing it's energy into the red parts on his body.
Anonymous No.150887288
Anonymous No.150887297 >>150887303 >>150887314 >>150887317 >>150887320 >>150887348
>>150887250
Mario is probably bigger than Ultraman
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887301
>>150887282
our shin HEROE
Anonymous No.150887303
>>150887297
No way, Mario's like, 4 foot 9 max. Ultraman's over 140 feet tall.
Anonymous No.150887308
This pic alone is the best argument against Deku
Anonymous No.150887314 >>150887342 >>150887367
>>150887297
Anonymous No.150887317 >>150887338 >>150887363
>>150887297
You mean Ultraman's good friend Mario?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887320
>>150887297
>Mario is probably bigger than Ultraman
that's what peach said :)
Anonymous No.150887323 >>150887388
>>150887030
Dante loses, there's no way if you try to equalize them to 'universe busting' that Dante can possibly come out on top (especially with the way Death Battle does it, where they very rarely go into 'dimensions' or 'concepts' outside of broad generalizations). Maybe it was debatable back when people thought the PoC scans were legit, but it isn't now. It's also part of why I suspect Clive wins because Dante and DMCwank are just not enough to keep up with the big loredogs anymore and the franchise is basically dead.

Kratos vs Doomslayer seems very likely to happen now though, especially since they left a lot of wank for Doomslayer on the table
Anonymous No.150887330 >>150887453
>>150887243
Tasty
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887338
>>150887317
the olympics surely was weird
Anonymous No.150887342
>>150887314
REMINDER that both Mario brothers GAPED the Troll King and he had to asspull to beat either of them.
Anonymous No.150887347 >>150887377
>>150887282
>Created a dimensional heat transfer in a form of a 6-dimensional black hole within a millisecond.
Are you talking about this shit?
Anonymous No.150887348
>>150887297
You mean Goku's good friend, Mario?
Anonymous No.150887353
>>150887249
MHA is inspired by American comics so...
Anonymous No.150887360
>in 1967, when Dan Moroboshi couldn't transform into Ultraseven, he'd use three kaiju kept in capsules to fight other monsters
>in 1996, Satoshi Tajiri ripped this idea off for Pokemon.
Anonymous No.150887363
>>150887317
am I crazy or is the set of rings mario's holding not connected to the rest
Anonymous No.150887367
>>150887314
Mario gouged his eyes out... because Mario no wanna see what-a he's gonna do to you!... Mama mia
Anonymous No.150887369 >>150887394
ENOUGH!
ENTER
Anonymous No.150887377 >>150887462
>>150887347
No that was his other attack.
Anonymous No.150887387 >>150887409
>>150887243
He can nuke a whole street so... Maybe?
Anonymous No.150887388 >>150887472 >>150887550
>>150887323
>universe busting
Isn't that far above current Kratos? Since Cory Barlog confirmed that the realms in GoW are just Scandinavia and all 9 put together into a giant landmass isn't even planet level?
Anonymous No.150887394 >>150887410
>>150887369
ULTRA-MARIO, GIVE ME PRINCESS PEACH YOU FUCKER
Anonymous No.150887409 >>150887443
>>150887387
Mr Frog would gape this verse.
Anonymous No.150887410
>>150887394
SO LONG GAYJIRA
Anonymous No.150887416 >>150887428 >>150887447 >>150887452 >>150887531 >>150888165
>>150887138
TRVTH
Anonymous No.150887428
>>150887416
Fuck off, Gigi Fag
Anonymous No.150887434 >>150887464 >>150887495
Nintendo won't let Trump release the Epstein list because Mario is one it.
Anonymous No.150887443
>>150887409
Mr Frog might unironically job at peak bloodlust, Shinso could get a "hello hello" from him. Depressed Mr Frog probably clears unless he attempts to tank some hax, though.
Anonymous No.150887444
Anonymous No.150887447
>>150887416
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE
Anonymous No.150887452 >>150887531
>>150887416
Maka's cervix hurts DAILY because Deku BLUDGEONS it with his penis.
Anonymous No.150887453
>>150887330
Uraraka is so lucky...
Anonymous No.150887456
Anonymous No.150887462 >>150887484
>>150887377
What other attack?! I'm not seeing anything else
Anonymous No.150887464
>>150887434
t. Sonic the MALDINGhog upset he wasn't invited
Anonymous No.150887472 >>150887643 >>150887828
>>150887388
Neither of them are universe busters. But in the current hellscape that is VS debate faggotry Kratos is casually called 10^32 universal lowballed or scales above Yggdrasil which is infinitely above spacetime while Dante just doesn't have any similar avenues for that kind of wank because he got jack fucking shit past DMC2. You basically have Mundus (accepted), Void Mundus (accepted), maybe Argosax, and then just 'well uh he got vaguely stronger' after that.

Same thing happened for their speed too. Kratosfags managed to successfully gaslight everyone into getting their guy to immeasurable speed through stuff like the Helios '''''''''feat''''''''''. Nowadays literally no one accepts that kind of bullshit for Dante, if you try bringing up Argosax you get instantly shot down.
Anonymous No.150887479
>STOP HARASSING THAT GIRL WITH THE COOL SCYTHE YOU GREEN FUCK
Anonymous No.150887484 >>150887524
>>150887462
The attack he used to stop Ultraman the first time is the one you're describing. Ultraman stopped the 'Galaxy Evaporating' one at the end of the film.
Anonymous No.150887488 >>150887512 >>150887519 >>150887533
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS? I KNOW IT'S SOMEONE FROM HERE

https://www.wattpad.com/519147132-boku-no-hero%27s-%2B18-one-shot-series-sound-souls/page/4
Anonymous No.150887495
>>150887434
Amy, Sally, and Elise were all on the island too
Anonymous No.150887512
>>150887488
why the hell do you even know this exists anyway
Anonymous No.150887513
Yo what'sup? Pffffffft dumbass. Hoo haa hoo missed me yo you suck nananananana
Anonymous No.150887514 >>150887534
>>150887136
>*drops a specs-boosted Origin Pulse in your way*
Anonymous No.150887519
>>150887488
>Have to sign up to read it
Why do you have a Wattpad account?
Anonymous No.150887524 >>150887590
>>150887484
Post it. I'm not seeing that anywhere
Anonymous No.150887531 >>150887559 >>150887621
>>150887416
>>150887452
Fuck it, Maka Vs Deku
>Maka and Soul are standing on top of a building at night
>Maka
"Multiple souls are moving... Someone's coming"
>Soul
"If they want a piece of us it will be hell to get it..."
>Soul transforms and Deku enters the scene
>Deku
"Maka Albarn! You don't have a license to fight crime on this country! Please yield your weapons and surrender!"
>Maka
"Make me"
>Maka Jumps and exchanges attacks with Deku
>Deku makes distance to use his ranged attacks, Maka blocks but Deku sends her flying with a punch
>Deku
"If you care, nothing personal. Hero duty calls"
>Maka reappears flying and uses demon Hunt slash on Deku, wrecking the whole building
>Deku answers with Gearshift and Black Whip
>Deku
"You're earned some jail time for that!"
>Maka
"Soul, can you feel it!?"
>Through Maka's soul sensing Soul can feel Deku's Vestiges
>Soul
"Indeed... I'll take care of it"
>Entering his Black Room Soul resonates his piano, suddenly inside Deku's Mindscape The Ghost of the 2nd OFA user disappears
>Deku is surprised, Maka breaks from Black Whip and the battle continues in the air but Deku is now slower
>Soul
"Soul Adagio!"
>Suddenly the ghost of Nana Shimura disappears
>Deku falls without his floating quirk and is forced to use Black Whip to keep up with Maka who's now the one chasing him
>Using Smokescreen + Fa Jin Deku hides from Maka
>Maka
"You can't hide, not from me"
>Maka can still feel Deku's soul but before she can attack Deku answers with a bunch of Black Whips
>Deku
"Get over here!"
>Pulling Maka Towards him Deku charges up his Fa-Jin and OFA
>Deku
"1000% DETROIT SMASH"
>Soul
"STAY STRONG MAKA"
>After a big explosion Deku's arm is fucked up, and Maka has a hole in her chest
>But both recover, Deku pulls himself together with Black Whips and Maka heals using Black Blood, entering her Black Blood Dress from
1/3
Anonymous No.150887533
>>150887488
>Wattpad

I go to Ao3 for my smuts
Anonymous No.150887534 >>150887698
>>150887514
What did you say, nigger
Anonymous No.150887536
>>150887243
Those nitroglycerin can cause city level explosions so..Eh
Anonymous No.150887545
>"Tell Deku to go eat shit, Soul."
Anonymous No.150887548 >>150887568 >>150887570 >>150887597
QUICH

At the top of your head list all pretty boys in death battle
Anonymous No.150887550 >>150887586
>>150887388
Universe level Dante and Universe level Kratos are both wank.
Through, honestly, I think Kratos might be stronger, the Colossus of Rhodes is comparable to The Saviour and then there's him and Baldr cracking a mountain together.
Dante is probably faster through
Anonymous No.150887555
B-Brehs... I think I felt my verse SHAKE a little...
Anonymous No.150887558
Deku once mangled Maka's entire body with the sheer force of his fuckthrusts. Luckily during the Jump Force arc they managed to revive her so Deku can keep tormenting her cunny with primal violence.
Anonymous No.150887559 >>150887621
>>150887531
>Deku
"So now you wear the Black vestments of a villainess?"
>Maka
"... I mean... Technically he's right..."
>Soul
"No he isn't!"
>Both combatants clash, Maka Zooms around but Deku keeps up with danger sense and lands a few heavy blows
>Until Maka lands her Trump card
>Maka
"Kishin Hunt: Slash!"
>Slowly she melts and enters Deku's Mindscape
>Maka
"Midoriya Izuku, Your humanity as deviated away from it's rightfull Path, your soul is ours!"
>Swinging her scythe Maka cuts down most of the Vestiges
>Deku
"The OFA's Vestiges! Damnit she's... I have to do this!"
>Deku shoots one of his own vestiges (the 3rd one) towards Maka causing her to almost vanish
>Deku keeps his guard up until his soul gets entangled with Black Whips
>Soul
"I eat souls for Breakfast. Have a taste of your own annoying little tricks"
>Suddenly the sparks of OFA start to link with each other (like often happens in BnH) but instead of going to Deku these form a more complex pattern and Start to Link themselves with more and more Vestiges, all the Vestiges in Japan, creating a complex musical sheet
>Maka
"UUUUOOOHHHHAAAAH!"
>Following that path Maka slices open Deku's body from the inside out, Black Blood gushing out of him, the last remaining embers of OFA on her hands
>Soul
"It's like you said. Nothing personal, Bootlicker."
>In the end Maka gives Soul the embers and he happily consumes the last remnants of the OFA
>Maka drops Deku's body inside the lake of black blood that just exploded out of him
2/3
Anonymous No.150887568 >>150887601 >>150887732
>>150887548
Todoroki, Zuko, Deku, Simon, Kyle, Nightwing, Bucky, Giorno, Joker, Gojo, Dimitri, Sasuke, Hiei
That's all I can remember
Anonymous No.150887570
>>150887548
CUTEku from MHA!
CUTEails from Sonic!
end list
Anonymous No.150887586 >>150887727
>>150887550
In a real fight, Dante probably just wins yes. If stuff like regular arrows and rocks can pierce Kratos's skin I'm pretty sure bullets can do it.

In a VSBW schizo powerwankoff max wank Kratos is a few tiers of infinity beyond Dante could ever do to him. DMC losing POC was too big a blow to DMCwankers overall
Anonymous No.150887590 >>150887678
>>150887524
https://youtu.be/wB3dc_mnw6g?si=zLPxrsZPWSkNJgtd&t=6117
Here's Ultraman stopping the Galaxy Evaporating Fire Ball.
Anonymous No.150887597
>>150887548
Raiden and Trunks
Anonymous No.150887601 >>150887623 >>150887660
>>150887568
Hmmm...
Anonymous No.150887608 >>150887621
>K.O
>Boomstick: ugh, Losing his quirks like that, Deku can't catch a break...
>Wiz: there were 4 main points that decided the outcome of this fight
>Boomstick: let's start with Strength. Deku's main thing, One for All at it's peak can punch with enough Force to change the weather across the whole pacific ocean.
>Wiz: far greater than anything Maka has managed on her own. To be fair Maka is able to feel the souls of every living thing in the world, and Soul can arrange said souls to make spiritual music
>Boomstick: but remember that Maka makes a distinction between direct physical power and indirect might. This point goes to Deku
>Wiz: but not necessarily in Speed. Both of them scale to characters who can catch light, but while Maka can do that in her base form Deku needs his Gearshift.
>Boomstick: still that's more or less equal so it's a tie.
>Boomstick: And Skill it's kinda the same. Both of stories take roughly 2 years till their ends, meaning that none have the experience advantage over the other
>Wiz: and lastly Powers
>Wiz: Deku had a wider arsenal is abilities but not all of them are equally useful, while Maka on the other hand had exactly what she needed to get her advantage.
>Boomstick: that cheeky soul piano. Maka's soul perception would definitely pinpoint the existence of Deku's Vestiges, and Adagio would be able to take them down, even if just one by one.
>Wiz: yeah, Soul needs to match the specific wavelength of a soul to nullify it meaning that he won't be capable of taking them down all at once.
>Boomstick: Luckily for him and Maka Kishin Hunt slash would be able to do just that. Entering Deku to get rid of those pesky Vestiges would turn him back into a quirkless Dork.
>Wiz: without quirks like Gearshift or Fa Jin Deku would lose in speed and lose his strength advantage. Sealing the victory for The Duo.
>Boomstick: In the end Maka and Soul Resonated while Deku was left with cold embers
>Wiz: the winners are Maka Albarn and Soul Evans
Anonymous No.150887618
Maka's bloodstream should be replaced with Deku's ejaculate fluids.
Anonymous No.150887621
>>150887608
>>150887559
>>150887531
Anonymous No.150887623 >>150887654 >>150887660
>>150887601
Makima is so absurdly hot to me and I don't know why. Other characters are curvier and more buxom but she's the one that gets to me
Anonymous No.150887633
FUCCCK I NEEEEED TO GET A FOOTJOB FROM MAKA RIIIIIIGHT FUCKING NOW NOW NOW! I NEEEED IT UGHHHH I JUST NEEED A SLOPPY BLACK BLOOD FOOTJOB PLEASE MAKA PLEAAAASE UGHHHHH!
Anonymous No.150887643 >>150887733
>>150887472
Wanked Dante still has higher gorillions of ftl speed than Death Battle Kratos so it's not like he'd be completely outclassed, and he has some duraneg hax to asspull a win in some scenarios at least.
Anonymous No.150887653 >>150887671
>>150886981
Superman went up to 400,000 tons and beyond while Goku still only can lift 10.
Anonymous No.150887654
>>150887623
you probably pavlov'd yourself
Anonymous No.150887659 >>150887685
Maka and Deku's wedding
Anonymous No.150887660 >>150887684
>>150887601
>>150887623
Anonymous No.150887671 >>150887715 >>150887855
>>150887653
Superman objectivelly cannot lift 2 tons
Anonymous No.150887678 >>150887699
>>150887590
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Some humans are talking about opening up a black hole and blah blah blah so Ultraman flies up there and that's what happens
Anonymous No.150887684 >>150887734
>>150887660
JOBson is a fodder street tier. I bet Jack from Kickin' It would slaughter him.
Anonymous No.150887685
>>150887659
In your dreams, buddy
Anonymous No.150887688
>>150886946
Goku canonically can't survive lava (or space). Ultraman and Superman destroy him.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887698
>>150887534
BASED
Anonymous No.150887699 >>150887717
>>150887678
Oh then yeah that was it.
Anonymous No.150887715
>>150887671
>Can't even spell
Superman stomps Goku.
Anonymous No.150887717 >>150887728
>>150887699
Anonymous No.150887720
Superman and Gas Stations.
Goku and Ice.
Do the math.
Anonymous No.150887727
>>150887586
No, honestly, Kratos probably wins.
Dante's best advantage would be to play keepaway, but he's not really that kind of guy (and the bullets just might not do all that much considering how tanky Kratos is).
Both of them are going to prefer melee, where Kratos has the strength advantage.
Anonymous No.150887728 >>150887784
>>150887717
Bread?
Anonymous No.150887732 >>150887795
>>150887568
Which ones from this list DONT count

Link
Dante
Zoro
Natsu
Gray
Ace
Naturo
Cloud
Zero
Leon
Jin
Sora
Pit
Anonymous No.150887733 >>150887782
>>150887643
>Wanked Dante still has higher gorillions of ftl speed than Death Battle Kratos
You might be thinking of the G1 blogs, the last speed they had for DMC on the show was muh 100k raindrops (didn't even happen btw). I really doubt Dante is going to get much beyond FTL or relativistic in the next episode, he just doesn't have the retarded speedwank opportunities you can do with Kratos. Like the literal best thing he gets MAYBE is pretending Mundus's speed scales to him creating a universe but even then Kratos comfortably outpaces that if you aren't going with the schizo immeasurably fast stuff that Dante just doesn't get.

>and he has some duraneg hax to asspull a win
Pretty much the only real haxy thing he has is Yamato, which already is weird for him to get in just a standard encounter, and even then Kratos has fought stuff like Garm who can eat spacetime according to lore faggotry so DB or similar sites would just say he could tank it.
Anonymous No.150887734
>>150887684
Maybe. Pinning horror antagonists against anime villains like Makima is an interesting thing to think about.
Anonymous No.150887739
>>150887165
We did it Jenny! I finally got validated as an OUTERVERSAL BEAST!
YIPPEEEEEE!!! I could sing right now!
https://youtu.be/vpuRYLHf3ZE?feature=shared
NOW THAT I'M MEN! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!
NOW THAT I'M MEN! WE CAN DO ANYTHING!
NOW THAT I'M MEN! WE'LL ASCEND THE OUTERVERSE! BEAT THE DEMIURGE! AND HAVE SEX WITH JENNY!
Anonymous No.150887782 >>150887815
>>150887733
where did they put that raindrop feat again?
Anonymous No.150887784
>>150887728
I'm on a gluten free diet now actually...
Anonymous No.150887794
I found a love for me
Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
Not knowing what it was
I will not give you up this time
But darling, just kiss me slow
Your heart is all I own
And in your eyes you're holding mine

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
When you said you looked a mess
I whispered underneath my breath
But you heard it,
Darling, you look perfect tonight

Well, I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home
I found a love to carry more than just my secrets
To carry love, to carry children of our own

We are still kids but we're so in love
Fighting against all odds
I know we'll be alright this time
Darling, just hold my hand
Be my girl, I'll be your man
I see my future in your eyes

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
When I saw you in that dress
Looking so beautiful
I don't deserve this
Darling, you look perfect tonight

No, no, no

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
I have faith in what I see
Now I know I have met an angel in person
And she looks perfect
I don't deserve this
You look perfect tonight
Anonymous No.150887795 >>150888292 >>150888323
>>150887732
Zoro clearly doesn't count. Natsu I could go either way with. Naruto for sure doesn't count. Leon is a good one. TwinKINGS of this list are Link and remake Cloud
Anonymous No.150887800 >>150887817
Is Dante a pretty boy anons?
Anonymous No.150887814 >>150887838 >>150887861
>one slash
>your verse dies
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.150887815 >>150887958
>>150887782
They didn't actually calc it, they just said it was 108k raindrops in 1 second (funnily they never gave a speed feat for Sephy, another reason why DMCfags bitch about that episode). G1 I think calced it as like Mach 1000?

For Dantive my best guess is that they'll either give him the Damned Rook laser dodging feat you can do in gameplay or Mundus making the universe. Both will likely be far below what Kratos got
Anonymous No.150887817
>>150887800
The Dante I know has a smooth face, shoulder length white hair and very kissable lips. He's definitely a pretty boy
Anonymous No.150887828
>>150887472
Uh Dante does have that smt scaling if you really want to go further and above with him.
Anonymous No.150887830
Anonymous No.150887838
>>150887814
Kratos stomps him
Anonymous No.150887855 >>150887963
>>150887671
He lifted a 200000 ton oil rig in Man of Steel and stomped two universe/planet from colliding in Lois and Clark. Also the current live action Superman has a large cock.
Anonymous No.150887861
>>150887814
>one slash and- AIEEEEEEEEEE W-WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS FIGHTING AGAINST PEOPLE ABOVE "SUB-STREET" TIER! SPARE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous No.150887875
>>150886096
Based Deku bro
Anonymous No.150887882 >>150887894
When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and consolation
You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

And when you smile the world is brighter
You touch my hand and I'm a king
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything

I guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me as you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

I guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me as you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you
Anonymous No.150887894 >>150887948
>>150887882
I know people want rwby to comeback, but honestly, ruby vs maka was a fitting end to them. No need for their series to return.
Anonymous No.150887948
>>150887894
I'd personally like to see Soul Eater get the Kai treatment with an anime that sticks to the manga, but we can't always get what we want
Anonymous No.150887958 >>150888016
>>150887815
I've seen all sorts of different calcs for it, nobody can actually seemingly agree on it.
Anonymous No.150887963 >>150887994
>>150887855
Guys are so hot, god I love being gay
Anonymous No.150887976 >>150888160
>>150884586
how did that her body tank that?
Anonymous No.150887980
Rayearth is getting a new anime, could they fight the Powerpuff Girls?
Anonymous No.150887982 >>150887992 >>150887995 >>150888114
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love but in vain, I could tell

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina
The girl that I loved

So in anger I~

Challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there in silence
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one
It looked like it could run
Up on its back
And away I did ride

Just as fast as I~

Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the bad-lands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow
A bullet may find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this
Pain in my heart

And at last here I~

Am on the hill overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying
To stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary
Unable to ride

But my love for~~~
Anonymous No.150887992 >>150888003 >>150888011 >>150888027 >>150888033
>>150887982
>Yamcha's sloppy seconds
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150887994 >>150888148
>>150887963
>Guys are so hot, god I love being gay
Anonymous No.150887995
>>150887982
Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, good-bye~
Anonymous No.150888003
>>150887992
Slander is all you have, SHITku
Anonymous No.150888011
>>150887992
Who cares as long as he's happy?
Anonymous No.150888016 >>150888128
>>150887958
It's because it's a vague feat with a vague timeframe and a lot of assumptions that need to be made. All you can say is that it's probably supersonic but probably not lightspeed. And even then this relies on the assumption that the feat even existed at all and isn't just stylish flair for someone else telling a story.

It's why most DMCwankers shifted over to the "Mundus is totally as fast as this universe he can expand bro" because it's much more "clearly" FTL
Anonymous No.150888027
>>150887992
Who cares as long as she's happy?
Anonymous No.150888033
>>150887992
Nothing wrong with that. Be a better man.
Anonymous No.150888035 >>150888046 >>150888049 >>150888050 >>150888051 >>150888059
YABBA DABBA DOO! I AM GAY!
>Backflips with ass cheeks spread open and lands on dildo up my ass
You already know my hero~
Anonymous No.150888046 >>150888060
>>150888035
Soul of course!
Anonymous No.150888049 >>150888060
>>150888035
Midoriya Izuku!
Anonymous No.150888050 >>150888060
>>150888035
Ultraman!
Anonymous No.150888051 >>150888060
>>150888035
KINGtrap!
Anonymous No.150888059
>>150888035
But of course anyone would recognize Sonic the Hedgehog as your biggest role model after such a stunt!
Anonymous No.150888060
>>150888046
>>150888049
>>150888050
>>150888051

Fuck off, SHITku
Anonymous No.150888067 >>150888098
this place needs to die, honestly
Anonymous No.150888077
Ven a bailar
este ritmo bien alegre que va a incrementar tu ki
Es la cumbia de GokΓΊ, de nosotros para ti
Kame hame ha, cumbia hame ha
Haz la fusiΓ³n,
juntemos las esferas y pidΓ‘mosle a Shen Long
Que sea Mario CastaΓ±eda
quien doble el peliculΓ³n
Kame hame ha,
Cumbia hame ha
Vamos a bailar
Esta cumbia
Bien sabrosa
Makankosappo
Y el taiyoken
Y el Masenko

Realidad
La cumbia hoy serΓ‘,
Listo estoy para
Poder bailar,
Los aplastarΓ©
Y Majin Boo ya convirtiΓ³

En chocolate a Pepe
Morenito y sabroso

Ven a bailar
este ritmo bien alegre que va a incrementar tu ki
Es la cumbia de GokΓΊ,
de nosotros para ti
Kame hame ha,
cumbia hame ha
Haz la fusiΓ³n,
juntemos las esferas y pidΓ‘mosle a Shen Long
Que sea Mario CastaΓ±eda
quien doble el peliculΓ³n
Kame hame ha,
Cumbia hame ha
Anonymous No.150888081
>this place needs to die, honestly
Anonymous No.150888083 >>150888092
Let me make one thing clear ITT. The greatest fighter to ever live, EVER, is fucking Jon Jones.
You put composite fiction in a room with Jon Jones, Jon Jones is walking out of that room
Anonymous No.150888084
>>150887169
The mini universe stuff never made sense versus distinct non-universal dimensions that are earth sized
Anonymous No.150888089
This place needs to live, honestly
Anonymous No.150888092
>>150888083
Kratos doesn't even need to step in cause this guy loses to Atreus.
Anonymous No.150888097
Guys, the wedding for /dbg/ is going to commence in 3 weeks.
Anonymous No.150888098 >>150888106
>>150888067
Cucky Soul
Anonymous No.150888106
>>150888098
It's Evans
Anonymous No.150888108
This place needs to study more, honestly
Anonymous No.150888114 >>150888126
>>150887982
Shittiest couple of all time.
Anonymous No.150888117
Finn the Human is meteor level btw
Anonymous No.150888121
>transformed these threads to follow the scales of Order vs Madness
Is he the one true hidden god of /dbg/?
Anonymous No.150888126
>>150888114
Torishima....stop it, your ship is dead.
Anonymous No.150888128 >>150888172
>>150888016
Wonder what else Dante has in terms of speed, besides just being able to block bullets while still having them be relevant weapons.
How fast was that time he ran down Tenmen Nigger?
Anonymous No.150888133
Is Leopardon the strongest Spiderman?

Got beat by the leader of the spider killers but drained him enough he lost the entire buff he gained from Captain universe. Was rebuilt even stronger, and his sword one shots the villains later.

Is there Tokusatsu scaling that makes him even stronger? Can he scale to mulitversl Gridman?
Anonymous No.150888137 >>150888154 >>150888181 >>150888208 >>150888288 >>150888301
I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
Anonymous No.150888148
>>150887994
Is that Rei?
Anonymous No.150888152 >>150888168
I've never been good at knowing my limit
Keep finding new universes within it
Have faith in the me that believes in myself
Give me a challenge to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of despair, I'll erase it
Have faith in the you that believes in yourself
We shine alight as power fills
Because nothing can contain our will
Masters of will and light, space and time
It all bends to my design, stars align
In the palm of my hand
Celestial bodies dance
Give me a challenge to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of despair, I'll erase it
Where there is life, there is hope
In brightest day, as darkest ills
No heaven or space can stop my drill
Been buried deep inside a dream so incandescently
Illuminated by the fire in me
When everything I see aligning with what I believe
I'm aiming higher than what you can conceive!
Spiraling galaxies in my mind lead me out to the other side
From the edge of the depths I left, digging up out into the light
Stars are forming
Big Bang Storming
Tear a hole in the sky
Leave another world behind
Tear a hole in the sky
Leave another world behind
In brightest day, as darkest ills
No heaven or space can stop my drill
We shine alight as power fills
'Cause nothing can contain our will
Stars are forming
Big Bang Storming
Anonymous No.150888154 >>150888313
>>150888137
I don't believe in universal gay marriage
Anonymous No.150888160
>>150887976
Can't show gore in a gacha ad
Anonymous No.150888165
>>150887416
I agree that Maka would win, but DB seemed to ignore the fact that it was repeatedly shown and stated Maka is not physically as strong as Kid or Black*star. Her AP is but the rest of her stats do not scale
Anonymous No.150888167
Reminder: outerversal Lightning
Anonymous No.150888168 >>150888184 >>150888218 >>150888261
>>150888152
Weakest romance in mecha, in terms of chemistry.
Anonymous No.150888172 >>150888271
>>150888128
That's it. You have like two enemies that fire lasers you can dodge which get Dante to like a few times FTL at absolute best. Again, he lost all of his hyperwank over the years

>he ran down Tenmen Nigger?
Like mach 5 or something kek
Anonymous No.150888181
>>150888137
Sit down and shut up, you big bald fuck.
Anonymous No.150888184 >>150888199 >>150888223
>>150888168
Name 5 stronger ones.
Anonymous No.150888189
>>150884555
he's simply too much...
Anonymous No.150888199
>>150888184
Shinji x Rei (manga)
Anonymous No.150888208 >>150888217 >>150888235
>>150888137
I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
Anonymous No.150888217
>>150888208
Yujiro said all of this after raping Homelander.
Anonymous No.150888218
>>150888168
Gbitch and Gcuck exist so no.
Anonymous No.150888219
>>150884682
Why yes, I do believe Jojo is MFTL+ and beyond city level
Anonymous No.150888223
>>150888184
Koji Kabuto and Sayaka Yumi
Char Aznable and Lalah Sune
Kazuya Ryuzaki and Erika
Honey Kisaragi and Seji Hayami
Sho Tachibana and Schwartz Koff
Anonymous No.150888235
>>150888208
would RAPEjiro the RAPIST rape everyone on this list?
Anonymous No.150888249
Going beyond this galaxy, I'll search for you... venturing to and fro.
PiPoPa goes the signal of my voice... so c'mon and catch it.
Amid this floating, limitless space,
I'm gonna lock on! to your heart - I bet you can't escape!
Grabbing your hand tightly, this merry-go-round begins to revolve.
I feel my heart jump as I look at you... and my world fills with color.
Upon a chariot of space-time, I head for you... with unrelenting speed.
PiPoPa goes our secret password... so c'mon and receive it.

I gently sway, rising into space... by the gravity of the moon.
But the rocket in my heart is still racing in place...
I want to always be by your side - please don't stop this merry-go-round!
With layer upon layer of sweet hues, I'll wrap you up in my colors.
Grabbing your hand tightly, this merry-go-round begins to revolve.
I feel my heart jump as I look at you... and my world fills with color.
I want to always be by your side - please don't stop this merry-go-round!
With layer upon layer of sweet hues, I'll wrap you up in my colors.
Anonymous No.150888261
>>150888168
SDF Macross proves you wrong.
Anonymous No.150888264
These HALLS are FILLED with DEGENERATES... I shall PURGE them all MYSELF...
Anonymous No.150888271 >>150888876
>>150888172
apparently, in one of the novels he actually gets outsped by a bullet
Anonymous No.150888288 >>150888296
>>150888137
I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
Anonymous No.150888292
>>150887795
>Naru-
I don't think you understand
Anonymous No.150888296 >>150888311
>>150888288
Why does he want suave, debonair black guys around his wife?
Anonymous No.150888301
>>150888137
Lose the faggy hipster beard.
Anonymous No.150888311
>>150888296
Whoever his wife has relations with is her business.
Anonymous No.150888313 >>150888324
>>150888154
What... did you say?
Anonymous No.150888323 >>150888357
>>150887795
>Naruto for sure doesn't count
Naruto has more porn than all those JOBBERS you think are higher up
Anonymous No.150888324
>>150888313
I DON'T BELIEVE IN UNIVERSAL GAY MARRIAGE
Anonymous No.150888357 >>150888381
>>150888323
Sasuke does it for me
Anonymous No.150888367
>>150888363

>>150888363

>>150888363
Anonymous No.150888381
>>150888357
Sasuke also jobs to Naruto's numbers
Anonymous No.150888432
Stop roleplaying you ugly fat fucks
Anonymous No.150888876
>>150888271
Please for the love of god post it