Thread 150888170

Next Death Battle is Dante of Devil May Cry vs Clive Rosfield of Final Fantasy XVI. Remember to ignore and report shitposters.

>>150888170 (OP)
Kingtos won.

>man whose family is killed
>becomes an big red flaming man when using his powers and even has a kaiju form, regularly performs huge destructive feats during his battles against bigger kaiju
>has complicated relationship with his brother culminating in his brother sacrificing his life to help save the world
>is being groomed by the creator god of the world to continue the cycle of suffering
>defeats an evil overlord who believes the ends justifies the means and who wants to oppress all of humanity so that a bigger crisis can be averted
>the final battle is comprised of a cosmic match in space before it ends with the man punching god in the face to shut him up
>the ending has the main system the universe is built on fade into nothingness as the protagonist seems to pass away, but is implied to survive/revive far into the future

Yup yup, Clive's deep and powerful connections to KINGTOS are winning this fight.

>>150888206
>"You can kill Gods? Waku waku! Sounds like you'd be fun to fight!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QScRqFYhdA

>watches another triple deadlock
imagine if this is how this tiny motherfucker memes his way to victory

>>150888170 (OP)
>Remember to ignore and report shitposters
Good luck with that, these threads are now 90% shitposting

>>150888170 (OP)
Clive? Will WIN.

Finn the CHADman won last thread.

CHAD NOT A KEK

Light vs Columbo looking horrible.

Can your HERO tank THIS?

"Freddy Fazbear. Something moans. Is it you?
“Oh no—”
The animatronics scream. All of them. The doors in the office pop open and the camera feeds cut out. The monitor spews static and snow dances across the screen.
The phone line goes dead."

TWB pg 213.

The animatronics are peculiar. I began to realize that they do things more for their own entertainment. But when things get serious and you do something they don't like, they'll just kill you. If there are doors blocking them, they'll magically disable the doors. If you're locked in your room, they'll appear out of nowhere inside, without explanation.

That is the nature of possessed beings in this universe. They can lock you in time loops, completely change your physiology, and distort any logic you might apply to them.

Could Dante handle planet sized Asura punching the Earth? Or would he make kratos punching it back look like amateur hour?

>>150890651
>kratos punching it back
Kratos fought a mountain-sized at best Destructor Asura.

>>150890653
This post was made by the Scott Cawthon and Matthew Lillard gang

MIIIIGOOOD

>>150890665
I'd take a triple Springtap, Slenderman and Henry Stickmin victory over Miku's.

>>150888281
Iori's greatest sin was living on a era of peace,poor guy just wanted to kill people

>>150890673
Quadruple victory including Miku where the victors are forced to fight each other.

>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

ASURA LOST.
KRATOS WON.
GET OVER IT.

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE

MY WIFE SAID ANOTHER MAN'S NAME DURING SEX

Damn, Ultrachads won the last thread.

>>150890713
Deku...
And that's not even your wife.

>>150890713
Simon...

>>150890710
What the FUCK did you just SAY!?!?! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back!

>>150890714
UltraFAGS lost

>>150890714
>>150890722

You mean, Finn the CHADman won last thread.

ENOUGH.

The post quality of these halls has decayed of late and I SHAN'T tolerate it another instant. Improve the level of your discourse or face my WROTH, insolent pups.

Do we have an edit of Goku and Superman as a diaper duo?

>>150890733
>SHITren daring to show his face in these SACRED HALLS
Return to /dbs/ post haste. I shall deal with the degenerate shitposters here.

>>150890733
>Jiren the shit

>>150890733
>CHADren the GOD

>>150890745
>CHADren the GOD
Of shit.
Shitren.

>>150890727
The cuckold competition? We can all agree on that.

>>150890741
>Lost the irrelevant minigame
Your WHIMPERS and SQUEALS shall avail you NOT in this hallowed crucible of ARCHETYPAL STRUGGLES. Vacate EXPEDITIOUSLY.

>>150890624
>Asurafag support
It's over for Clive now, Dante will win and ascend into KINGte

>>150890752
>>Lost
We know shitren.

>>150890750
>The [SLANDEROUS LIES]

Yup, that's all you have against my hero

>>150890765
I'm sure ice king would be willing to "fight" against fire princess another time finnbro.

Kratos pooped his pants and lost

>>150890732
K, b, c

Ya know Light, there was just this one thing that sorta bothered me...

>>150890753
Would anyone here be surprised if Dante wins? It’s the same guys who bought 9 million universes lowballed MFTL Kratos lol.

Reminder Dante wins with games alone and only loses to dissidia only if he also isnt given the canon SMT scaling he has.

>>150890789
>Swan episode
I sleep and I don't care

>>150890733
>>150890741
>>150890752
Enough, Jiren.

I shall deprive you all of your senses so you are no longer a threat.

>>150890789
>Swan episode
I wake up and I am invested

>>150890808
>>150890789
Fuck this matchup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
My uncle works at death battle, he leaked me the wip script of columbo vs light.

>>150890811
Fuck off listtroon

>>150890829
Its useless, Jiren. Agyo is the energy of an infinte amount of universes being born.

While your power is impressive, you will need something more to be able to escape its endless loop.

Now surrender or i shall remove all your senses.

>>150890770
Finn the CHADman wanted to TEST Flame Princess' resolve to be a good person. She FAILED.

All is good

Maka x Deku

Deku x Maka

Buffy x Maka

>>150890789
I really don't get why make Light vs detective stuff because the series itself showed any good detective would figure out it was Light, L knew the whole time he just didn't have hard evidence because of the supernatural nature of the murders
Honestly if you want to have a Light match-up have him be the detective vs Kira Yoshikage, let's try to see him hunt someone down for a change

Maka Homura Simon Buffy Athena Asamiya let's see you grit those teeth fuck capeshit who the hell do you think I am hail Dragon Ball Godzilla Saint Seiya and brainwashing fetishes

>>150890796
Depends if DB can find a clip of Dante raising his hand in front of his face to give him MFTL speed like they did with Kratos

Maka x Soul (deku watches from the closet as always)

>>150890868
>>150890872
>>150890876
>>150890882
Retard

Godzilla 2014
>$524,978,362 box office

The Incredible Hulk 2008
>$264,770,996

>>150890937
Superman 2025
>$615,984,465 box office
Man of Steel
>$670,145,518

Dragon Ball Super: Broly 2018
>$115,750,445
Dragon Ball Super: Hero
>$86,562,140

>>150890949
post budgets

>>150890937
>>150890949
extremely based

>>150890937
This scan is way more funny and humilating for hulk. Godzilla won the war.

>>150890964
Reddit is going beyond obnoxious over this fight. Seriously, both dick riders are at each other throats about this that I'm shock the mods haven't shut down the sub yet.

>>150890988
post budgets

>>150890964
>Hulk always managed to hide his fear away but that was impossible for against Godzilla
Humiliation ritual.

>

>Jiren surrendered

As expected of the man closest to a god, the Gold Saint Shaka.

>>150890937
>>150890949
Pathetic. UltraCHADS... post the earnings of our latest movie.

>>150890845
And... That's why he's allied with princess, "evil to the dna," bubblegum? Sure sounds like he got hard watching another man fight his girlfriend.

>
>post budgets

>>150891005
indeed. Post em. Cuz animated movies usually take 20 million to make.

Ladies...

Is listtroon duelfag from /m/?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID NO ONE SEE MY MOVIES.

SuperSHIT.....

>>150891011
listroon is whoever your want em to be.

>>150890949
>>150890988
>>150891012
flopku...i...

>>150891015
Oh because duelfag had his kiwi account exposed.

>>150891003
Goliad? Was evil because of Bubblegum's genes. He HEROICLY gave his genes to counter the evil Goliad. Finn HEROICALLY redeemed Bubblegum from her crimes by resting the sins of the past, Shoko, to Bubblegum.

Finn the CHADman? Hero.

GIGA amped SuperSHIT btw. From the latest SLOPmic.

>>150890988
>Krypto, dance if you solo the verse

>>150891033
in superpets superman gets captured
in db super hero goku is just training away while his son and grand daughter take care of a villian

Reminder that Superman's canonical son is a faggot that protests climate change

>>150891033
KEK

>>150891028
KWAB!!

>>150891038
CHADperman's son is a better man? Good to know how that superman instiled the proper lessons.

Maka x Soul is one of the official couples of /dbg/, alongside Simon x Nia (and maybe Clive X Jill in the future).
Deku is Maka's Dog, he sometimes barks but it's otherwise harmless

>>150891028
Woah, look at those outerversal beasts...

WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS LISTROON?

Newchad btw, immigrant from /dbs/. I need to know all the infamous niggas here.

>>150891067
whoever you disagree with

>>150891067
>Newfag faggot spic
get to lurking

>>150891067
Hates capeshit.

>>150891073
Answer me, pup.

>>150891033
Wtf is this real??

What happened to this alliance!?

>>150891080
who cares about the island shit

>>150890997
DeathBattle curse. Someone saw Hulkzilla and decided to not only have Godzilla low-diff Hulk in an official crossover but have Hulk get traumatized and completely emasculated too. It's fun to watch.

Lets agree it would have been better if Giorno won only based on how insufferable personafags are.

>>150891067
QRD
>ESL Gokubro
>got his nickname for spamming the same list over and over (the one with composite ryu vs goku at the top)
>makes those bingo cards you see here
>mindbroken by capeshit, loves weeb shit and fighting games
>goes by victoria mikoto on other sites and likes ERPing
>unironic tranny spic with some sort of mind control fetish

>>150891109
Oh then he is a cool dude.

>>150891109
He doesn't even like Goku tho. Just HBOC.

>>150891118
how the fuck does they not like Goku

>>150891100
I would take the worst personafag over a jojofag

>>150891118
He loves Goku. The whole reason he seethes endlessly at capeshit is because Goku went 0-3 against Superman who's heckin' badly written and has zero personality beyond being overpowered apparently.

>>150891133
>apparently

>>150891133
He is literally hiding behind Goku because he is a popular anime character. He knows more about Seiya than Dragon Ball.

>>150891137
Huh? Why would you think they like saint seiya more than dragon ball? Dont mexibros love both equally?

>>150891137
Fair, it's probably like how he pretends to love Simon and Gurren Lagann despite having zero knowledge about it all because he won Death Battle in that case.

>>150891109
>>150891109
>same list over and over

No wonder people assume anyone can be listtroon, that's such a general scope.

composite listroon vs composite jannie. Who wins this?

>>150891148
>You gotta have a reason to love someone that fraudchecked the biggest fraud in DC history

>>150891155
Its such a general list too, lots of people like composite Ryu vs Goku.

>>150891160
Fuck off listtroon

>>150890878
Now I kinda want a serial killer battle royale, Light vs Kira Yoshikage vs Dexter
Wonder if there could be a 4th person to really make it a battle royale

>>150891170
See? i just had to download the list and now i am listroon too.

sasuga

>>150891160
This list sucks, no wonder you are a /dbg/ schizo.

>>150891160
I don't know half of this this shit, but I can't say the list is shit because even my match-ups are obscure enough.

>>150891177
whats wrong with the list

>>150891182
The MU's in it suck fucking ass, the only good MU in it is Nick Fury vs. Big Boss

>>150891176
Change the filename if you want this to be believable next time

>>150891199
dude, i just downloaded it with the name it came with on the archive.

>>150891160
>Luke Skywalker vs Kirby

What the fuck is that match-up?

>>150891225
For me? It's cirno vs jack frost.

>>150891230
Most of the match-ups don't even make sense to me, the only match-up I could see is Rocky vs Daniel.

>>150891225
Star Warriors that despite their amazing power, choose friendship and mercy over domination and bloodlust.

Luke saw the best in his father and wife mara jade and brought both to the light.

Kirby instead of killing Dedede, Adeline, Bandada, Meta Knight or just using his infinite power for himself, chose to make em his friends.

Also both fight the cosmic terrors that threaten the galaxy such as abeloth, prime sidius and the various kirby bosses

>>150891230
ice?

>>150891236
The only salvagable matchup here is yor vs beatrix.
>>150891240
It's a speed blitz

>>150891240
Now i see it. Based.

>>150891117
>t. listroon

>>150891245
So? Most of these are stomps. The important thing is the themes.

>>150891251
Why would i say he, dumbass

>>150891252
What's the point of doing a matchup if it's a stomp?

>>150891230
Luke vs Kirby is definitely my favourite but Future Gohan vs Baiken is a close one. What’s Baiken meant to do?

>>150891257
Most matchups in death battle are stomps in one way or another.
Yor vs Beatrix is a massive Yor stomp.

>>150891080
it made the fatal error of including flowey in their little buddy-up
now one of the three had to go to the chopping block

>>150891252
The important thing is the debate on who would win, a stomp match rids it of all meaning.

>>150891260
Strive scaling makes her have outerversal power thru Nago

>>150891269
I mean, people that do not know about some series do not know what the character can do. Maka vs Ruby is thematic even if Maka was clearly the one most likely to win.

>>150891256
Only dumbasses or listroon ximself calls them cool

>>150891270
Post Baiken destroying a mountain or flying

>>150891160
I can maybe see Robin vs Soma (reincarnations of evil [even then Robin is more of a vessel and Soma is a proper reincarnated Dracula]) but I am not sure how they scale, and would you take Grima's feats/Emblem Robin/Heroes Robin/Warriors Robin for Robin and Dracula's feats for Soma?

>>150891284
She could grapple onto him. Baiken is shown to be competent in the anime and in the lore despite having other characters around that can fly.
Even killed base I-No in i think XXAC Bad Ending.

>>150891293
Indeed, they also resist their evil fates. Its thematic, but i do not see Robin winning. Heroes would be crossover/non canon scaling.

Soma already is comparable to Dracula by lore and as seen in DoS Julius Mode.

>>150891109
>>goes by victoria mikoto on other sites and likes ERPing
>>unironic tranny spic with some sort of mind control fetish
We don't judge these things here. Be better.

>>150891293
>>150891306
I have seen some people say because Emblem Veronica exists it means Heroes is mainline canon and at least Engage scales to it but I think it's a bit of a stretch since Emblems aren't the actual person they are more of a copy with the originals memories

>>150891306
Yeah I’m pretty sure she could reach Gohan from the ground and restrain him with a shitty chain while he pelts her with projectiles

>>150891331
Indeed. But its still not really Robin. I do think mega composite Robin would beat Game Soma, specially with Heroes.

But Awakening vs Gamesvania? No way.

>>150891338
Her tatamis and chain are able to hurt and restrain Gears. Also her sword cuts beams and stuff in GG Strive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T30uL743Sk

If we dont buy the strive scaling to the backyard and shit, i say Baiken is a Planet Level character and Gohan should win.

>>150890917
That's literally exactly what happens when Nelo Angelo explodes into light in DMC1 kek

>>150891386
CLIVEBROS...!

>>150891386
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>150891359
And how strong are those gears? How strong are those beams compared to a Saiyan’s? Why would Gohan ground himself in a battle to the death against an opponent he can outreach and outspeed easily? How would her chain be able to reach Gohan way up in the sky? Can you post Baiken destroying a planet, a multiverse?

>>150891436
Like i said, without strive scaling she is considered continental to planet level. With strive she is low outerversal. Gohan usually does go for meele against the androids.
Her chain is long enough it can surround May's airship.
She kills I-No in her bad ending and fights Nagoyuki in her storymode, who could keep up with Sol.

>>150891436
And the stuff that matters in the list is how thematic they are, not if they are stomps or not.

Are there any Indians here?

Are death battle threads the most unhinged parts of this site? I can’t follow anything that happens.

>>150891494
>>150889953

>>150891494
/dbs/ was/is infinitely worse

>>150891472
Post Baiken destroying a planet

The funny thing is that Hercules actually does block Helios's light (though it's still more obviously reacting to Kratos pulling out the head than the light itself), but I guess they were really desperate to try and get non scaling Kratos "feats" to sell the "just because we never see him do it" easier

>>150891526
scale

>>150891515
DBS with minimal moderation is wild

>>150891386
Clivebros... its so over for us... Dante is FTL+ now....

>>150891472
Gohan can easily avoid the chain. May’s airship is way slower than Gohan and that’s not even taking into account mobility or the fact that the chain is not going to home on him. If Gohan went melee only he could easily employ a hit and run tactic on Baiken and she couldn’t even hope to stop him. Baiken does not destroy planets or continents or dimensions. If you think she could, then you also agree that Kratos beats Asura.

Post Baiken being low outerversal

>>150891590
It wraps around the ship so the point its that its long, not that its fast.
Regardless its canon. If given Strive or even just Samsho scaling, she just stomps or is too durable for Gohan to do anything.

The point its that its thematic, not if its a stomp.

>>150891590
Yep, Baiken is winning this matchup if a jeetsura bro seethes.

>>150891625
nagoyuki scale to sol

>>150891540
>scale
Yeah, no. This shit is stupid and means absolutely nothing when there's nothing to make it actually mean anything.

>>150891640
Well maybe someone who knows Guilty Gear and has patience can explain the backyard and stuff to you.

I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN

>>150891661
I don't think the Holocaust happened.

>>150891685
Iranian bro

The lecture hall shook as Kratos slammed his fist against the podium, his booming voice rattling the glass windows.
“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!” he roared, students shrinking back as his every syllable carried the weight of Olympus. “Strength without virtue is nothing but tyranny! Rage must be tempered with honor!”

The door burst open. A golden figure stormed in — Hulk Hogan, flexing under the the lights. “Listen here, brother!” he barked, pointing a trembling finger. “All this sissy libtard talk about feelings and positivity? That’s not what real men are about, dude!”

Gasps erupted from the crowd as the two titans locked eyes. Kratos descended from the stage, gripping the Leviathan Axe. “Then you have learned nothing,” he growled.

“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs WILD on you?!” Hogan thundered, tearing off his shirt and charging.

Hogan ducked a cleaving axe strike and drove Kratos into a desk, splinters flying. Students scattered in panic as the walls cracked under their brawl. Kratos hurled him across the room; Hogan landed on his feet, bouncing off a chalkboard with a massive elbow drop that dented the floor.

“Your bravado is empty,” Kratos snarled, his chains wrapping Hogan’s arm. Hogan roared, veins bulging, and yanked back, ripping the chains taut. He head-butted Kratos so hard the projector shattered above them, showering sparks.

The room shook as Kratos dug deep into his fury. With one swift motion, he swung Hogan overhead and slammed him through the professor’s desk. Hogan staggered up, still defiant — “Brother, I’ll never stop—”

“Then fall!” Kratos bellowed. He raised the Leviathan Axe and smashed it down with godlike force, the floor cratering as Hogan collapsed beneath the impact. Silence filled the ruined hall.

Kratos stood tall, blood steaming from his knuckles. “Strength is not the enemy of wisdom. Pride is.”

The students, trembling, whispered in awe. The lecture was over.

KINGTOOOOS!!!!
KINNNNGGTTTTOOOSSS!!!!!!
YABBA DABBA DOO
YABBA DABBA
KEKKYPOW
KEKAROO
KEKKYPOW
KEKKYPALOOZA
KEKAROOOOOOO
YABBA DABBA DOOOOO

KINGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

>>150891738
He is speaking the language of gods...

>>150891629
You can give me a polearm that reaches to the Moon but I'm not beating 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai Goku with it just because I could theoretically reach him, because he's too fast and mobile for me to hit him with it. Baiken does not destroy continents, planets, dimensions. She doesn't affect the Backyard in any way. Got that?
And what powerscaling is about is DEBATING which character would win. Not thinking of connections between characters. DEBATING. You know what a debate is? Can you debate me that a fire ant would win against an elephant? No, right? So why propose a matchup that is a clear stomp? Where's the fun in that?

>>150891738
>

>>150891758
Oh and SamSho is a building level verse at best, tell the cartel to stop selling you whatever shit they're selling you.

You know what they say about girls with primarily male friend circles...

>>150891803
Tsubaki, Patty/Liz and Crona dumbass

>>150891812
>Crona

>>150891803
Damn, those boys are drippy as hell...

Kratos stood before the amphitheater, voice thundering like Olympus reborn.
“MEN! HEAR ME! Strength does not mean cruelty. Compassion is not weakness. To honor one’s brother, one’s lover, one’s kin — whether they be of the same flesh, of different skin, or of love beyond the bounds of the gods — is true might! To scorn the LGBTQ+ is to scorn your own humanity. Even the tangled rites of cuckoldry between races — aye, such is but another face of desire. Do not mock what is different. Accept it, for only then do we become better men!”

The heavens split. From the broken stars emerged a titanic bear forged of rock, each step shaking galaxies. Its roar scattered quasars.

Kratos tightened his grip on the Blades of Chaos. His eyes burned with conviction. “Then let this beast learn what positive masculinity is!”

In a flash faster than light itself, Kratos launched forward. His body tore across time, every punch fracturing cosmic fabric. One blow collapsed a timeline, another sent shockwaves through dimensions. He grappled the stone bear mid-charge, wrestling it across the void, hurling it through constellations as sparks of universes ignited and died in their wake.

The bear countered with an avalanche roar, pelting him with asteroids. Kratos roared louder, spinning the Leviathan Axe with such force that entire multiverses unraveled like threads. With one final strike, he drove his fist — burning with rage and righteousness — straight through the beast’s core. The impact detonated existence itself, shredding reality into a kaleidoscope of infinite fragments.

Amid the wreckage of broken creation, Kratos stood alone, chest heaving. He raised his arms to the remnants of eternity.

“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!”

Even in the silence beyond universes, the lesson endured.

>>150891819
Crona is whatever you want her to be

>>150891832
Crona has a bigger dick than Soul, Black Star and Death the Kid combined

>>150891836
Maka....we know you're thirsty for your futa gf but you don't need to share it with us...

You faggots are mentally ill

Winner eyes

>>150891803
Jesus, no wonder she went over to Deku

>>150891876
...'s master, Crona

>>150891876
>Decuck
No woman wants to fuck him.

>>150891871
Where's Bowser and his "show time" eyes? That was the best one

>898
Kill it!!

>posting blacked porn
Favorite Champion's Island contestant?

>>150891912
Yes sir!

>>150891758
>>150891785

Yeah, we will just have to agree to disagree. Gimme a list of your top 20 matchups and i can easily make an argument on why most if not all of em are stomps in one way or another.

Gohan Baiken is rad and thematic.

>>150891935
>>150891898
Dekubros...

>>150891871
Winners and Kratos for some reason.

This is why Maka x Deku is good,

>spamming deku BLACKED out of nowhere
Mind status?

>>150891938
>Gohan v Baiken

It's fucking retarded. The two have no connection outside of just having one arm.

>>150891982
Shanks vs Finn should be the next MU.

Maka x Deku is the only thing that matters

>>150891993
>>150891982
How and to who did she lose that arm.

Why do you have that stuff saved

>>150891982
hint

Android 17 vs Testament is also a popular MU.

Have they done max Payne punisher yet? Max can’t die so it’s not as easy as you think

I'll post more BLACKED if you keep talking about Decuck.

>>150891938
Not making a list but here's one of my favourites.

>>150892031
Deku

>>150891938
Idgaf about your MU but here's my list

Shut the fuck up and go play with your gf who's more interested in your bully than you Shitku

>New MHA episode has Bakugou move fast enough that raindrops appear to be frozen
Does this upscale anything?

>butthurt soul eater fag posting BLACKED
KEKYPOW! We hate those subhumans here.

>>150892045
Metallo vs War machine
Magolor vs Flowey
Thor vs Green Lantern?
Cell vs Zigarde

You got no place to claim your mus are not stomps.

>>150892068
No, that's not even particularly a great feat by "muh FTL" standards

>>150892039
Mazinger Z Post infinity scales to interpolated timelines/multiverses and then gets a photonic energy boost of 6,000,000%.

>>150892075
>You got no place to claim your mus are not stomps
I never did dumbass
>Metallo
That's Steel you pleb
>Magolor vs Flowey
Closer then it may seem actually, Magolor has no soul + time resistance
>Thor Corps vs Green Lantern Corps
GL has the higher numbers and a literal planet
>Cell vs Zygarde
Closer actually, Necrozma vs Broly scaling sits at Universal

>>150892097
Madoka's breeder

>>150892101
They are at least somewhat thematic. Ill give that to you since i am not a jerk.

But I can easily argue Thor shitstomps cuz higher cosmology and some higher end Undertale arguments are multiversal+, far beyond anything shown in the kirbyverse.

>>150891929
Hatsune Miku

>>150892121
For Magolor it could be argued that since he has decent enough willpower he could make Flowey's human souls turn on him, and he could BFR him to prevent him from absorbing monster souls to become Asriel if the fight happens in the underground
>Cosmology scaling
VSBW would be down the hall to the left

>>150892157
The point has been made. Some of your matchups are stomps.

>>150891196
Saber vs Lucina is also really good

>>150891230
Cirno could totally crush a rock with her bare hand, Jack Frost gets mogged

>>150892165
Yeah your argument is point level while mine is outerversal

>>150892069
Making fun of Deku is an obligation. It is allowed.

Best waifu match ups?

>>150892205
Miruko vs Lopunny

>>150892190
A point can surpass an outerversal if they train hard enough.

>>150891935
>>150891898
Calm down with the spoilers for the final season of BnH dude!

>>150892069
>He thinks Soul Eater fags are the only ones with a beef against Deku
Cute newfriend

>>150888170 (OP)
>Dante of Devil May Cry vs Clive Rosfield of Final Fantasy XVI
SNCA match, give us the stuff promised by kickstarter

>>150892068
Bakugou already got FTL scaling after his awakening by virtue of being able to blitz Shigaraki (Faster than Deku with Gearshift btw)

YABBA DABBA DOO! I LOVE KEKOLDRY!
>Flips with ass cheeks spread open and lands on top of BBC up my ass
You already know who my hero is~

Who should our /dbg/ queen and savior BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS fight next?

Maka and Soul going to a double date with Bakugou and Uraraka!

>>150892088
With outside help from LiSA (and due to the circumstances caused by Goragon) and the energy of the entire planet (comparable to Goku's Genki Dama in the Buu Saga), not by doing reality interpolation himself. Movie's on Youtube so you can check it out yourself.

>>150892246
The number 1, I mean 2, I mean 3, I mean 4!
The number 4 superhero (in Japan only) Midoriya Izuku! Deku!

>>150892256
Stop trying to make this happen

Toga's humiliation ritual

>>150892291
>>150892205
Bruh

I HATE WEAKLING

>>150892288
Cry

>>150892263
Well, would be kinda dissapointing if he didnt get his strongest form, would it.

And yeah, its in spanish. Ive already watched it.

Reminder that according to canon, Dante is slower than Mach 4.

Reminder that according to Canon Gojo is barely above Mach 3

>>150892355
Dang i am pretty sure they will take that and not use anything higher from the game or the lore.

Reminder that according to canon, Dante is 76 unvigintillion times faster than light.

>>150892246
KWABzilla..

Reminder that according to canon, All Might is slower than Mach 10.

>>150892366
>games
There's nothing much there actually (outside of the usual, 'find something that looks like a laser and scale from there').
>lore
I don't think the lore has any speed feats unless you go for the retarded, 'Mundus creating a pocket dimension=speed'.

Reminder that according to canon, Sakuya is Massively faster than light

>>150892343
>Well, would be kinda dissapointing if he didnt get his strongest form, would it.
Needs outside help for it (you can argue the power-up would be permanent, but even then LiSA is gone and the planet feat with which he defeated Infinity would still need outside help. You'd get a size increase at best, which is no problem for Getter). And if you want to go for strongest forms then just do ZERO vs Emperor, which is an actual stomp.
Additionally, but arguably a cop-out, you might say since manga and manga are different continuities for both robots, it'd make sense to limit research to one rather than compositing; case in which manga Mazinger (if chosen) wouldn't get Infinity feats.

True love conquers DEKEKoldry
True love conquers Krasura spammers
True love conquers salty Marvelfags
True love conquers OH NO Schizo
True love conquers Nikofag
True love conquers Listroon
True love conquers FAGon Ball tards
True love conquers shitty fart fetish OCs
True love conquers BBC fags
True love conquers all

Reminder that according to canon, Superman's top speed is slight above Mach 7.

>>150892422
Based

>>150892313
Why do you hate Kratos?

>>150892434
Can I get a qrd on who this is?

>>150892422
>True love conquers DEKEKoldry
To be fair it doesn't take much to conquer that

>>150892442
>half of the views Milesku got in 3 months acquired in just 1
Huh?

>>150892422
Can True love survive this relationship busting attack?

>>150892439
He IS a weakling too, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD9mxu3WkTo

>>150892457
Fart loving OC for My Life as a Teenage Robot

Why did the multiverse buster Bejita die to a planetary explosion?

>>150892489
Outerversal earth

>>150892489
Why did outerverse buster Superman die to a glass level punch?

>>150892466
>retard doesn't know the best time growth is the release week

gee wonder if the line about frieza being able to survive in space has anything to do with that.

>>150892481
Don't listen to him i don't have a fart fetish its just a shitty meme dbspics started

>>150892505
superman will die if the earth is destroyed since dc universes implode if the earth is gone.

I sent my heroine to battle and she came back... Like this...

>>150892526
Not the place nor time.

>>150892526
MAKA!!!!!

>>150892526
Holy shit... Trans Deku got wrecked...

>>150892526
Average day for Weiss

Kill dbspics

The poll is still split at 1.5k votes.

>>150892597
Post it

>Frieren: 486 votes
>MK: 129 votes
>Sakuya: 488 votes
>Samus: 486 votes
BEAST

>>150892614
SAKUYABROS THIS... this might be a blessing in disguise! Now we don't have to fight Dio!!

>>150892205
Megaman Battle Royal v2 now with the rolls (Roll, Aila, Roll.exe, Harp Note and Roll Caskett)
Frieren vs Tiki or Thistle
>but Thistle is a guy!
It's an Elf all elves are basically women

>>150892625
I kind of want to see Frieren eliminated because that show sucks but her stating to trigger the 'muh white supremacy dogwhistle" people would rule

Team Wiz are a bunch of retards

Miku is gonna win anyways
Would also like to inform y'all Miku Hatsune supports Trans fucking RIGHTS

>>150892625
>>150892614
Gojo, DIO, and Master Chief are shaking, sweating, and on their knees praying for Frieren, Sakuya, and Samus to lose respectively

>>150892674
Agreed, Trans people should have the right to fuck who they want

>>150892701
Including children! Yabba dabba doo!!!

>>150892651
Funny how the team that represents the smart guy lost twice in challenges that involved trivia and knowledge

>>150892711
Hal...

>>150892614
I hope at least Sakuya or Frieren survive this round

>>150892651
it would lowkey be kinda funny if they lose again next week, meaning everyone gets auto-nominated for the chopping block

>>150892633
I almost always see Tiki as Frierens opponent what are they connections and how debatable is the battle?

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150892766
both outlive their beloved hero and think about him constantly.

Also magic nukes.

Tiki hard counters Frieren beyond even AP, speed and durability by having a passive magic nullifying orb and natural dragon magic resistance.

>>150892755
Geats won't survive his first elimination round

>>150892766
Members of an extremely long lived fantasy species (Dragon vs Elf) who aided a legendary hero in their quest with some element of unrequited love (Tiki was just a child at the time and Marth loved Caeda vs Frieren not understanding how much Himmel loved her) and even years after the heroes died they still keep on fighting against evil while thinking about their hero a lot

>>150891225
the type of matchup a transsexual spic would come up with

>>150892691
Gojo? He doesn't matchup with any of them

>>150890789
>Yes, all tasks at hand have been cleared. Now... I command you; Uncover Kira's true identity for me, Lieutenant Columbo!

>>150892627
did she seriously have no counter to Beyond + her soul being overwritten by DIO's soul?

>>150892468
What do tigers from the rainforest and shaving have to do with each other?

>>150892851
Don't run from Char you twig. Or run in general. You're not really cut out for any kind of physical activity.

>ruby vs maka for magical girl fight
>Buffy vs Blade for epic girl boss fight
>Clive vs Dante for ikemen himbo schlickbait fight

Why is Death Battle trying so hard to appeal to women nowadays?

>>150892954
Ruby and Maka are not magical girls.

>>150892489
>Why did the multiverse buster Bejita die to a planetary explosion?
The dialogue explicitly says he died due to lack of air after the Earth was gone. The directing just does a horrible job selling this in spite of the characters explicitly talking about it on screen.

>>150892954
if they were really trying to appeal to women we'd have had a bishie fight like Sesshomaru vs Itachi by now

>>150892895
>did she seriously have no counter to Beyond
Post Beyond doing anything above mountain level
Post beyond affecting the meta narrative of Jojo outside of Jorge Joestar
>her soul being overwritten by DIO's soul?
Sakuya fights soul manipulators for breakfast, from people who immediately kill you and control your soul just by standing next to you to gods that manipulate millions of human souls on a daily basis
Plus Youkai are completely indifferent to physical damage so to even hurt them you need to target their minds or souls.
If anything we should be asking what's DIO's answer to Sakuya turning his soul into mincemeat

>>150892977
Well Ash vs Yugi next will appeal to the fujo shota pedo women who like seeing little boys fuck
We'll probably have the proper bishie fight after that

>>150893005
Uhhhh atem is a grown ass man

>>150893008
Atem, along with the Pokémon and Duel Monsters, was considered to be outside help, so the battle will literally be Ash vs Yugi in a fist fight. Please understand.

>>150893008
And? Makes it hotter for the girlies desu

>>150892998
>Post Beyond doing anything above mountain level
Beyond isn't a destructive power as it's mainly hax but I guess it causing the sun to rise up earlier
>Post beyond affecting the meta narrative of Jojo outside of Jorge Joestar
what?
>Sakuya fights soul manipulators for breakfast
ok but has she resisted any of them using it on her?

>>150892798
Sexual assault isn't funny and something you should joke about. Be a better man.

I eat babies...

>>150892489
Why are multiverse busters Goku and Bejita flabbergasted when discussing universe level stuff? Imagine if someone hyped up Frieza by saying he could blow up a city, a country or even an entire planet and the characters were shocked to hear this

>>150893005
Ash and Yugi are resting

Well, gentlemen?

>>150893117
Goku...

>>150893121
>or even an entire planet
>"Take this attack that can destroy a planet" -Freeza to Toppo

>>150892926
>You're not really cut out for any kind of physical activity
This meme is retarded. Lelouch hangs on a speeding truck, pulls himself up and does ukemi in the very first episode of Code Geass. Lelouch isn't blatantly superhuman like Suzaku who is fast enough to dodge & outrun point-blank machine-gun fire and break steel with his kicks, but he's pretty fit for normal human. His only anti-feats come from R2 when he was still under Charles's memory alteration Geass and that one gag episode where everyone outran him. Even then, Lelouch somehow tanked falling down several floors and hitting concrete basement without injuries and at least had the excuse of sleepless nights and overwork for swapping between his personas for the latter gag.

tl;dr: Lelouch gets unfairly memed for being weak noodle when he's decently fit for normie and people latch on that to "balance" him when his real flaws were always his volatile emotions and extremely shitty luck

>>150893117
Bigfoot...

>>150892205
They FEAR the sex.
>>150892755
And it would be even funnier if Samus and Meta Knight survive this week and the next week.

EXODIA
TURN CHARIZARD INTO A COCKSLEEVE

>Frieren, Samus and Buffy all win their fights too
Doomguy is so lucky…

>>150893117
Babies Ice Cream commercial...

>>150893121
>NOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STOIC AND BASED WHEN SOMEONE JUST CASUALLY WIPED OUT TRILLIONS OF LIVES IN AN INSTANT
why are superpsychos like this?

>>150893117
That one crazy elf bitch from Drakengard...

Thoughts?

Seriously though
What the fuck is Ash doing against these three

>>150893117
Rabbi...

>>150893196
>Jill thinking that hugging Clive feels the same while thinking of Torgal
Clive-bros, what did she mean by this?

>>150893206
>implying pshychoku gives a shit about the other universes unless strength is involved

>>150893280
Goku would not fucking do that

>>150893052
For Beyond to even work DIO needs to recognize himself as a fictional character.
Sakuya fights people who can affect our reality.
Here's Chimata's Free Market participation certificates, before the release of Touhou 18 she was gathering power in the outside world (our world) using these in the Comiket of that year. Not only that but Chimata is directly affected by the marketing trends happening in our world (as she was weakened by the proliferation of online marketplaces before Touhou 18) Sakuya is capable of beating her at the peak of her powers.
DIO needs to be a fictional character to have beyond, Sakuya is capable of fighting Gods that can reach our real world.
Do the math
>ok but has she resisted any of them using it on her?
https://youtu.be/Uf3tgSR28ZM?si=Zx7vrInXJxxjiEtI
Here's Sakuya throwing Hands with Yuyuko.
Just touching Yuyuko puts your soul under her command and kills you immediately, hell sometimes just being close to her does that apparently.
Plus Yuyuko is a ghost so to even hit her you need to be able to damage non corporeal beings

>>150893286
According to Dragon Ball Super he absolutely would. Toriyama turned Goku into wakuwaku-obsessed psycho in it instead of his old characterization where he put bystander's lives over his fight fetish

>>150893280
Goku would do that.

>>150893246
Great matchup, one of my most wanted even, but it's not shonenshit so it's unlikely they'll do it.

>>150893260
There's a decent chance Death Battle downplays the God Cards and says that Ash can take on legendaries, thus he can match the God Cards with Mega Evolution, his Z-Move, Gigantamax, and Solgaleo

>>150893117
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers...

>>150893117
Despair Sonia Nevermind...

>>150893294
>can affect the real world
>loses to fictional characters

>>150893246
>>150893328
I'd give the W to Jensen

>>150893246
The iron is ice cold. Would still love to see it though. Maybe the new GitS anime by Science Saru can breathe new life into it.

Torgal solos DMC btw.

>>150893384
There's a new anime??

>>150893350
>Ash can take on legendaries
He nearly fucking died against a clone of a legendary

>>150893393
What pokemon is that?

>>150893400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGsksXqQ28

>>150893403
Articuno lost
Regice lost
Darkrai lost
Latios lost
Tapu Koko lost

Deku kissed Maka

>>150893426
Only non-jobber Legendary in the anime was Mewtwo and Ash never beat it

>>150893365
I'd say it's pretty close for both, I could see either winning. Weapons vs stats basically. Also, did you know it has a commissioned track? If they ever do this fight, I'd like it to have Russian vocals in the style of SAC's OST, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0p4AHLKew

>>150892798
This is true.

>>150892798
My lie detector? Silent.

>>150893426
>minor legend
>minor legend
>fight Ash lost
>fight Ash lost
>the only remotely legit one and it's debatable if Koko even really qualifies

>>150893355
Still would

>>150893500
You are sick Souda...

Deku only eats Soul's used condoms, he likes to imagine those still have some of Maka's fluids.

>>150893426
Okay but did he fight any of these guys and win

>>150893121
Well Z tards think King Piccolo was star level and Frieza's first form was supernova level

>>150893358
touhou characters are LITERALLY real though.

>>150893582
no they aren't

>>150893582
Rope-level

>>150893246
Major probably wins

I feel most of their ranged weaponry and tech ultimately cancels out with oneshots on both sides
Major is almost certainly stronger and more durable and can take more punishment
Jensen is capable of dodging bullets but Major can do the same and casually shoot bullets out of the air

It's a good fight though, could see it going either way in DB

>>150893384
> Maybe the new GitS anime by Science Saru can breathe new life into it.
And the Deus Ex Remast-
>>150893439
One of my favorite Therewolf commissioned tracks.

I have R>F fatigue.

>Is a swarm made of sub-quantum zero dimensional point particles (the substrate of all matter composing all spatial positions in the spatiotemporal universe) that each singular one ties his consciousness to through a carved sigil of Jenny Wakeman's face on the point particle (thus defying physics), called XJennanites
>A singular XJennanite can generate enough energy to manifest in the 3rd dimension as a Pixelite of any desirable quantity
>XJennanites come from the Quantitive field of Potential which are tied to astral consciousness, structured data, matter and energy
>Can Regenerate from the XJennanites being destroyed
>XJennanites grant him complete limitless control over these properties tied to Potential
>The Pixelites have limitless movement throughout space and are unbound by gravitational weight
>The Pixelites can define their physical properties to Excel's awareness allowing him to have ideal shapeshifting transformations that adapt to his heart's contents
>A Pixelite can be as dense as a quantum singularity (which is a point of infinite density), granting infinite physical invulnerability
>Since the Pixelites can alter density, they can allow Excel to become immaterial and phase through physical and spatial matter/energy if he gets hit by them
>Being capable of deepening their density, grants each Pixelite their own gravitational pull of a singularity with an omnidirectional gravitational trajectory, which Excel can control
>Being capable of turning his Pixelites into what are essentially black holes allows him to absorb energy/matter to multiply his Pixelites and amplify himself
>Can clone himself into many Pixelite constructs that take his appearance and share his strength, speed and conscious awareness
And we haven't even gotten into his feats and abilities, and this is only his first key!

>>150893500
Tanaka Gundham...

...I also jerk off to tranny small penis humiliation BLACKED cuck porn btw. Not sure if that's relevant or not.

>>150893672
Favorite DMC character?

>>150893636
If Sakuya vs DIO happens we can take the next step into R>F debates: Layered realities Vs Transcendent fictions

>>150893660

Where did this character originate from and what should I search to find him

>>150893574
What kind of mouth-breathing retard thinks Demon King Piccolo is Star level?

>>150893701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminizing_surgery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

>>150893701
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Excelsior/
He is my OC im gonna put in a fanfiction where he goes through his cosmology and fights the authoritarian (and thereby evil!) logos to reach to the post structural chaos and meet his wife Jenny Wakeman!

>>150893716
Gold!
>>150893718
Mold...

>>150893691
sajuya vs dio is just a multiversal character vs a building level one, that stuff has nothing to do with them

>>150893716
>>150893717
Fuck you dbspics! When my motion comic is finished you'll be singing praises of me!

Jackie Chan is the strongest character in fiction as he’s literally a real person.

[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny Wakeman

BEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS

I am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...

We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me
- I'd prefer you to be active
- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs

My...

FFFFFFFUARKING...

HEEEROOOOOOES!!!

>>>150893716
>>>150893717
>Fuck you dbspics! When my motion comic is finished you'll be singing praises of me!

>>150893691
do jojotroons unironically think this or are they just taking the piss

XJ9 IS XJMINE!!!

>>150893724
>sajuya

Overhead the macrocosm, there is one individual who relates to these two boundless forces. We look now into one of the many sparks of creation within the Chaos.

This world is bound to center on the meddlings of Ari Magnus, a fat, hairy puer aeternus who seems to be an unsanitary basement dweller getting upset over trivial online discourse about speculative fiction on a certain anonymous image board forum. This is where the toughest and most masculine folks hang out, unlike those sissies on social media.

It's like the Internet’s wild west. It’s an unforgiving CHAOS that could use some SELF-assertion.

Ari types furiously on his phone's greasy screen while lying in bed in his underpants; trying to measure up to the SCHOLARS of these halls, he posts in the thread.

Post No. 1947278

"My OC Excelsior Prime is an Extraversal Post-Tier 0 BEAST! He could easily make Simon the Digger, Superman, Goku, Sonic, Popeye, Godzilla, Thor, and Alien X kneel to him out of sheer respect for his STIRNERIAN MIGHT as he pleasures his GF Jenny Wakeman! The first JENuinely elected queen of this forum who loves him very much!"

Attached to his post is a poorly edited picture of his poorly drawn OC standing with a Jenny Wakeman fawning over him as he stands next to a pile of these characters defeated with Superman kneeling.

The responses were as expected.

"...and then he woke up from his delusions to watch them all fuck Jenny while he watches from the bush."

Another comment recontextualizes Ari’s drawing by saying that Goku, Thor, Sonic, and Popeye are only sleeping. As for Ben, he’s having a nightmare while Simon tweaks out from edibles.

And that wasn’t the only backlash he received.

“This image is canon; jenny is fodder.”

“Nah, the indomitable human spirit will win. Simon is HIM. Who the hell Is this cuck!?”

But Ari didn’t sit back and let it wash over him; no, he responded to them.

>>150893755
Kek, that IS what would happen!

Unironically kino, everything makes sense now.

>>150893763
“Simon is at best only one layer into Outerversal, while my OC is immeasurably infinite layers into Extraversal and has EXCELLED upon apophatic theology since it's a spook, like religion and ‘muh heckin indomitable human spirit’.”

And the anons responded in kind.

“Incel.”

“Rock Victim.”

“Guiz dis is muh OC he is like all powerful and gorillionversal and he can kill go-

Sub-Daredevil level.”

“Jenny Wakeman. Built for BIG ROCK COCK, she's the oldest bike.”

The picture the last anon posted boiled Ari’s blood. It was an image of Jenny surrounded by the Crater Critters.

“JENNY IS MY WIFE, AND THAT ANIMATION ISN'T CANON!!”

His outbursts only egged them on.

“Mindbroken over a decade-old animation. KEKAROOOOOOOOO!!!”

Another pic was posted, an image of multiple rock-related characters edited in a line with a sign that says ‘line to fuck Jenny’.

“It’s even CANON!”

The anon says while attaching an image of Zone’s tweet saying Viacom copyright claimed it and is making money off of it, thereby making it canon.

And it kept going. Pic after pic of Jenny being sexually dominated by various things. Thing’s fist, Kratos’s rod, BBCs, and so much more.

“NO, IT SHOULD BE ME!!! ME!!! I'M THE CUTE SHOTA THAT SHOULD BE THERE!!! I SHOULD HAVE A COCK THIS BIG!!!”

“Excel’s not a shota in fact he’s a gross old lolicon man.”

“How many characters have fucked Jenny Wakeman?”

A new anon attached an image of a smug anime character digitally composited with a caption that consists of the words ‘an absolutely fuckin' abstract amount of men’ and ‘maybe more’.

“It's not fair; I was a teen when I saw lewds of Jenny. I deserve to be with her!!!”

“My hero Tuck is so lucky”

Another attachment, this one of an MP4 of Jenny offering Tuck a scrub in the bath.

However, the sperg insert perfectly sums up you.

R-rex Splode bros...
I don't think our Star level AP with Building level DC suicide attack would even reach Bakugou...

>>150893754
KEKsiorbros... Everyone cucks us! First rocks now rock hard niggers!

>>150893784
“You might be laughing, but I'll have you know I am a Chaos Mage! With my sigil I will become a God and take over this shitty world! You will all kneel to me, and IT WILL BE A LAW THAT DEPICTING ANY CHARACTER THAT ISN'T ME WITH JENNY WILL RESULT IN THE ABSOLUTE MIND RAPE AND ASSIMILATION OF YOUR BODY INTO THE COLLECTIVE FLESH BALL OF NEURONS!!!”

His words don’t reach them.

“FUARK! Jenny made Tuck a better man in that bath!”

“Jenny loves Tucker. They’re so cute and wholesome and love each other so much.”

The anon types while attaching a cropped porn comic of an adult Tuck recalling his childhood memories of Jenny while PLAPing her.


“I simply want to educate the anons here that there are two Jenny models: one that fucks rocks and the other that fucks Shotas.”

The last image is what finally broke Ari, a cropped image of Robotboy banging Jenny.

“Yeah… You have to be one loveless individual to go on a site like that… Let's see what he has going on in his head, Ari?”

>>150893741
The Dandagang Vs JJK's Tokyo Jujutsu school
Who would win?

I didn't realize that it was so integral to your identity that I was de facto signing up to gay erp, which is gross

>>150893805
As I am reminded of what I once wanted to be as a child, I throw my phone against the wall. I grit my teeth in anger and groan as my face turns red.

"It's not fair! It should be me! I should be the robot hero with a robot girlfriend! I wasted my entire life as a teenager, and nothing came true! Fuck God for making me this way! Life shouldn't be this hard, but well... here I am! Struggling!"

I look down at myself, seeing my inadequate body while sighing to myself.

"Maybe all this whining isn't gonna get me anywhere."

I walk toward my computer, but because my room is dark, I stumble on the cable connecting my fan. I spread my arms to gain balance, but I bring down the fan with me, falling onto the ground. My body makes a loud thud. I get up and see my fan on the ground, broken.

"Oh goddammit…"

My room's lights are turned on as I hear someone stepping down; I probably woke up my parents.

"What happened!?"

It was my mom. She entered my room and saw me next to my broken fan.

"Goddammit, Ari, it's 3 AM! This is like the third time this year! For God’s sake, stop ordering so much takeaway food! Why are you always up at night!? Go to sleep already!"

As a bleeping sound in my ear gets louder, her ranting is drowned out until a few words come out.

"WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL AND GET A JOB ALREADY!"

"JOB"
"JOB"
"JOB"

This word echoes in my head as I open my eyes wide.

“God fucking dammit!”

I hate it so much, but… the very foundation of existence is to keep being active. To be active means you must put in effort.

Effort means struggle.

Struggle implies duality.

Duality means conflict.

It's a part of life and what it means to be a human or something… AND I STILL HATE IT! CONFLICT MADDENS ME!

"Okay! I'm working on It!"

>K.O.! Sono Chi no Sadame playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was an elegant and brutal display of power. Sakuya’s infinite time-stop, spatial manipulation, and pinpoint knife skills allowed her to dance circles around DIO, overwhelming him with a relentless onslaught that would have ended any ordinary foe.
>Boomstick: Yeah, but DIO isn't your garden-variety vampire! When his back was against the wall and Sakuya was about to get the drop on him with her fancy time tricks, he pulled out the ultimate trump card: The World Over Heaven.
>Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. If we're looking at DIO's full power, this includes every variation of the character across his different incarnations. This means he has access to the reality-warping power he gained in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, which allows him to manipulate reality with a single punch. He didn’t just stop time; he fundamentally rewrote the reality of the fight itself.
>Boomstick: He basically hit the reset button, but for Sakuya's existence! Her infinite time-stop didn't matter, her knives didn't matter, and her space-warping parlor tricks were useless against a guy who could just say, "Nah, that didn't happen," and make it so. It was like fighting a game developer who could just delete your character.
>Wiz: Sakuya's temporal and spatial control, while incredible, operated within the rules of her own universe. But DIO's reality overwrite ability transcends any fixed law, giving him the final say in everything. In a battle between a time-manipulator and a reality-warper, the one who decides what is and isn't real holds all the cards.
>Boomstick: You can't out-time the time-stopper, but you can out-reality the reality-stopper! In the end, Sakuya was sent straight to heaven!
>Wiz: The winner is DIO.

What if instead of posting gay cuckolding fantasies we post fantasies of our characters beating other characters we don't like?

>>150893735
Uhhh hey excelsior... You're so strong and cool.. fuck me now

These threads should be sent to /bant/

>>150893837
>gay cuckolding fantasies
These are my favorite things though. I cant live without them.

>>150893850
If that happens everyone would realize I'm from Kenya...

>>150893660
>Hmmphh... I suppose you're worth a fraction of Thanatos's power...

>>150893830
"You know your allowance can't cover all of this!"

She left the room after a minute or two of more yelling. I love my mom. She always spoils me, and she is fine with me living with her despite me being a complete slob. But she keeps coping that I will be rich and successful one day because she thinks I’m very smart and have untapped potential. But let's be honest, it's not happening. I've been castrated by the world since birth; it's pretty much over for unwilling guys like me…

Is what I would say if I wasn't a meta-modern Stirnerian, egoist, Luciferian, Foucauldian, Deleuzoguattarian, post-structural-human CHAD!

SELFD-PSHist for short. I haven't read any of the source material of these philosophers btw; I get my info from memes and articles.

So anyways, enough of being a lowlife maggot; it's time to actually do some magick. I hope this method works this time because I’m sick of nothing ever happening. Sometimes I feel like someone is purposely doing this to me.

"From the river to the sea, Jenny Wakeman is for me!"

I say as I raise my finger up while standing in a heroic pose. I sit at my desk, and I doodle the symbol of her show's logo.

"She's the ultimate individual. She is just like me, another outcast serving an ignorant world with their highest of efforts. She is a symbol of innocence and youth."

I recall this clip of her saying, "I wanna have friends and hang out like normal teenagers do!"

I place the palm of my hand on her drawing.

"O Jennifer, my Beatrice, my Eurydice, the face of my Anima, my Sakti, my Eternal Feminine, come kiss me, and let us be one and zero."

She's more than a robot. She's more than a girl. She is a simulacrum, an imitation brought into creation. And imitation is the highest form of flattery.

She's my friend, my muse, my comfort, and my humility. She is what carries me on. She is art. She is my anima, and I’m her animus.

>>150893761
Yes. The word “sajuya” is believed to have its etymological roots in a confluence of ancient linguistic and philosophical traditions, notably from the pre-Vedic Dravidian dialects, the proto-Hurrian linguistic substrate, and early Hellenistic metaphysics. The most widely accepted scholarly theory posits that sajuya derives from the Proto-Elaric root sa-, meaning “to bind” or “to cohere,” and -juya, an archaic morpho-phonemic construction from the Old Hattic juai, meaning “soul in motion” or “wandering essence.” The compound thus implies “a binding of the wandering essence”, a concept that resonates deeply with both metaphysical and cosmological traditions across early civilizations. Philosophically, sajuya came to represent the dynamic tension between being and becoming, echoing Heraclitus’ doctrine of perpetual flux and Parmenides’ notion of ontological stasis. This duality—of binding and motion—appears repeatedly in Orphic hymns, where the term sajuya was allegedly used in initiatory texts to denote the moment when the soul becomes self-aware of its own transience. In Babylonian astral theology, a similar-sounding word, šajû, was used to describe the liminal phase of Venus as it transitioned from the evening to the morning sky—symbolically interpreted as a soul crossing the threshold between ignorance and gnosis. Some esoteric schools of Neoplatonism, particularly those influenced by the Chaldean Oracles, adopted this cosmological metaphor and incorporated sajuya into their lexicon as an indicator of the anagogic moment—the mystical ascent of the soul toward the Nous. Thus, sajuya is not merely a lexical artifact, but a palimpsest of civilizations, a word layered with the dust of temples, scrolls, and stars. It stands as a linguistic monument to humanity’s perennial attempt to articulate the inexpressible transitions of the soul—across realms, across epochs, across inner dimensions.

>>150893858
SHITvincibleNIGGER...

>>150893701
He is also a huge fart fetishist

>>150893852
Your favorite character?

>>150893880
This isn't true! This is a meme made by dbspic trolls!!!

>>150893888
Deku of course!

>>150893888
DIO-Sama naturally!!!

I don't care.
You do about Sonic weirdly enough.

>>150893741
what is even that

>>150893868
She is like an accustomed female counterpart to my ideal self. The big and powerful robot superhero I always wanted to be since I was a child…

She has become a part of me that must be separated onto reality in order for her and me to be freed from this state of codependency.

She is Jenny, the first chosen queen of all the reject spergs like me!

And it’s only me in here... so I should be with her!

"O Jennifer, your body is truly a work of art, and I shall be the one...”

One sperg to rule them all.
One sperg to represent them all.
One sperg to bring them all.

She is not only my wife, but also a friend as well.

“I am hers, as she is mine."

To me, Jenny Wakeman is the modern-day Mona Lisa manifested through animation. It would be an honor to study and carry her intentional design's legacy to other pieces of media.

Rob and Alex were like Eitri and Brokkr; they hath truly crafted DIVINE ART.

You may think I'm exaggerating, but I JENuinely believe that the creators may have projected the form of a pleromic aeon from their subconscious. There is something about that face of hers that encapsulates an abstract purity that cannot be articulated in the material world.

Nay!

Beyond the material world!

Beyond the very framework of Logic and Reason Itself!

Somewhere beyond even the reaches of the Metaphysical Absolute!

The Pre-Ontological void before the Structure of Existence, an ineffable conscious nothing that transcends both possibility and impossibility in any meta-qualitative extension. It is where Ontological Perfection is nothing but a mere spark on the great canvas of potential. It's almost like... a sea of atoms…

Atoms are the most fundamental units of existence.

"No, that's stupid."

It is an idea however, and Ideas come from the Mind or Consciousness or whatever you call that Essence of Self-Awareness.

>>150893919
Consciousness is Potential.

Ideas are the articulation of potential into information.


Matter is structured information.

And so, to pierce the veil between Potential and Reality, I must turn inward.

As beads of thoughts about the universe's fundamental substrate rowed around the inner sanctum of my cranium, I gazed upon a tiny mirror with the letters "XJ9 XLP" written on it and chanted her name.

"Jen. Jenny. Jennu. Jenny. Jen. Jennu. Jennu. Jenny."

I begin to feel the collapse of the third dimension's axis from my perspective, reducing the coordinate axis one by one.

Depth.

I feel as if I’m crushed flat by the world. I can still perceive my surroundings, but only as a strip where all electromagnetic information is. Each color is positioned along the line, and as I vibrate her name…

"Jenny. Jen. Jennu..."

It all turns neon blue, Hex #0000fa to be exact, just as planned. Now for the collapse of the second dimension.

Width.

The blue fades away into this grey light; my vibrations continue pulsing through what I presume to be a single line of information.

"Jennu… Jenny… Jen… Jennu..."

Now for the collapse of the first dimension.

Length.

There is pure silence. I am no longer stretched, flattened, or extended In any way. I hath reduced mine consciousness to a lone singularity.

And then…

Boom!

My very essence shatters, erupts, and blossoms into a glowing swarm of countless point particles. Each unit of potential carrying my consciousness had my beloved one's pleromic face carved on them as a sigil. Each carries my desire for Jenny and the power I yearn for. For a body that can grant her bliss, for my hunger for obtaining the love that I had no choice over, and for supreme assertion over this damned rotten queer world.

>>150893917
monsters from the new opm narrative arc

>>150893916
My wife on the left

>>150893935
... why is the meme comic still getting arcs

>>150893917
>Doesn't know about Dandadan
Unc...

>>150893933
The particles begin emitting my energy outwards through the three reforming axes, engulfing my corporeal body in a neon blue shine. My flesh, neurons, and fear dissolve into the power emitted by my sole awareness, my Deleuzian nanomachines. The units of creative and productive force fueled by my heart's cravings for a line of flight from external circumstance of one's neurobiological fatalism.

I am now a body without organs, a structure of pure potentiality in the process of abolishing this world's rigid frameworks and structures.

"Ari is no more! Now hath dawn the age of He Who Excels… Excelsior Prime!"

The process begins... Now.

>>150893945
the fuck is that?

>>150893937
OUR wife

>TRANSdadan
>Reddit and Shitting
Leave.

>>150893945
i only know that name for stealing jersey club music and not crediting it

>>150893756
the latter

>>150893957
A character from My Life as a Teenage Robot, same show as this autistic oc being spammed

>>150893763
>>150893784
>>150893805
>>150893830
>>150893868
>>150893919
>>150893933
>>150893946
Holy shit this is KINO, don't listen to the dragon balltards here jennyschizo, I can't wait to see what more you have!

>>150893962
No. Kill yourself.

>>150893888
Junko Enoshima.

>>150893728

I found the original artist to this but not the art itself

>>150891661
I don't think you can switch genders

>>150894045
They unfortunately blocked me for saying some gamer things ):

>K.O.! Flowering Night playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was a high-stakes, high-strangeness affair. While DIO's Reality Overwrite and the power of 'Beyond' from alternate timelines were formidable, Sakuya's mastery of time and space was simply on another level entirely.
>Boomstick: You'd think being able to just say, "That didn't happen," would be an instant win button, but you forgot one thing, Sakuya isn't just stopping time... she's controlling it, rewriting it, and outright erasing it!
>Wiz: Precisely. DIO's 'Beyond' is described as him being a 'main character' in a story, controlling his own fate, but Sakuya isn't just a character within a story. She's manipulating the very story itself. While DIO can overwrite a single event, Sakuya's Conceptual Time Manipulation allows her to erase an entire timeline in an instant.
>Boomstick: So while DIO was busy preening about his godly plot armor, Sakuya just said, "Nope." She didn't have to hit him with a million knives or out-punch his Stand. She just erased the part of the story where he existed in the first place!
>Wiz: Ultimately, DIO's power, while godlike, still operates within a set of rules, the "narrative flow" that the 'Beyond' gives him. Sakuya’s ability is an absolute, unrestricted command over time itself, allowing her to bend and break any narrative she chooses.
>Boomstick: Turns out you can't cheat your way to victory when your opponent is rewriting the rulebook as she goes. Guess that time vampire's story just got cut short!
>Wiz: The winner is Sakuya Izayoi.

Ehat did Toho mean by this?

>>150894047
>Say that again...

Too woke for 4Chan... Too edgy for Reddit...
You already know MY HERO

>>150894059
Reality!
>>150893835
Fiction...

>>150894066
It's simply illogical, Kratos. I don't hate them but I disagree with there lifestyle choice. Surely, it is okay to simply disagree with them, right? Isn't being a better man accepting disagreements, Kratos?

>>150894059
i literally just saw this happen irl

All in all, no hard feelings.

>>150893916
>Jeanne
>Frieren
>Samus
>Isabelle
FUARK… why does CHAD Slayer get all the best girls…? It’s not fair…

>>150894116
This is me and my bvlk KINGtos the FTL God of War!

>>150894116
KISS!

>>150894143
New thread

>>150894140
>a computer popup is reality

>>150890638
H-He can't!

>>150894108
>Hhmmpf. Clearly you are misinformed, but if it is a debate you wish to wngage in then I will debate you... And after my Words of Olympus have pierced your heart, you will be a monster no longer

>>150893962
Piss off, commie.

>>150894188
PLATONICCONCEPTCRUSHINGtos...
Please fuck my wife!

>>150890715
Son LOSERku when he gets matched up with superCHAD again.

Probably a stupid question but should Atem also get the millennium items

>>150891160
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>150894121
He is a god fearing boy

>>150894197
Gets me every time.

BEAST!!!

>>150894344
I'm surprised no one has asked Bruno the speed at which Helios' light was moving or if Kratos put his hand up before the light reached him

>>150894418
They should consult Anthony Burch instead

>>150892256
One of the Supernatural boys

>>150893711
The kind who thinks Roshi is above planetary because he "disintegrated" the moon

>>150894273
Doom Eternal is a gnostic power fantasy that demonizes God

>>150894047
>Yes, many animals can change gender, a phenomenon known as sequential hermaphroditism. This transition is often triggered by social structures, like a dominant female dying, or by environmental factors, such as temperature. Examples include clownfish, where the largest female becomes the new dominant female if the current one dies, and certain wrasses and parrotfish, which can change from female to male.
Explain this, Chudzilla!

>>150891661
I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN

>>150894225
Well I don't think he ever had the opportunity to use them in the manga since he got the Rod and Necklace right befor the Dark RPG who had a ton of rules for both sides and the rest was before the Ceremonial Duel who was a pure 1v1 to let Atem go to the afterlife
Also either way to use the eye you have to remove one of your eyes so that is one less that can be used

>>150895144
>the Dark RPG
What does that even mean?

>>150895291
Basically since anything can be a shadow game the final arc was a huge Tabletop RPG game of Atem vs Bakura based on Atems memories of ancient egypt where if Bakura won he would unleash a demon in the world

>>150895402
I knew about it starting as a lot of games but I thought it stayed a card game to the end

>>150895504
There's at least 4-5 different ways shadow games are played throughout the OG series. Otogi/Duke even did his own take on it with dice. So it shows that monster cards aren't limited to one playstyle. You could argue that Atem would quickly adapt to Ash's straightforward strategy with how much of a quick learner he can be.

>>150894450
Damn he's a good man. How can I surpass HIM?

>>150894810
Yup that's my prince right there.

ENTER

>>150894418
Surely, deep down, they must know Kratos isn't as powerful as they want him to be. Surely.

>>150896284
I can take him.

>>150896398
In a fight, right?

Ganondorf has never recovered from when Dracula humiliated him.