Thread 150888363

I can't believe Hulk lost again

I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.
This is an unexpected story.
Give me an answer.
I don’t know an answer.

If only I could follow a recipe in love,
Just like when making sweets.
If I the distance between us would change
Over time, just like it happens with meringue.

Calmness and short temper
Are like childhood friends.
Are we really not even going to hold hands for the rest of our lives?
I can’t stand this.

I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.
This is an unexpected story.
Give me an answer.
No matter how awkward and clumsy it may be,
It all starts out so sweet.
Give me an answer,
A future-tense answer.

On the map of the future, which we draw with icing,
A rain of silver dragees falls.
Orange peel is bitter,
Its bittersweet taste is very deep.

This is not a joke, I’m not teasing you.
I really like you.
Stop being delusional about this.
Look at me quickly!!

It’s nothing, it’s certainly nothing,
But I wonder if it will be sunny tomorrow?
Give me an answer.
You’re so kind, that it makes it difficult.
I wonder when we can meet next time?
Give me an answer,
An unfinished answer.

From the day, when, having learned the sugar content of my sighs,
I said: “Thank you”,
My slight fever never goes down…

I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.
This is my story.
Give me an answer.
No matter how awkward and clumsy it may be,
It all starts out so sweet.
Give me an answer,
A future-tense answer.
I don’t know an answer.
I want to know an answer.

first

>Hulk Gohan vs Buu Ferrigno
WHOS THE BETTER HULK?

>>150888172
>>150888271
To expand on this, another Demon Hunter named Beryl fires a bullet from an anti-tank rifle at the final boss of the novel and it reaches the boss before Dante does despite him beginning to charge before she fires. From a quick seach, the muzzle velocity for those things tops out at about slightly below Mach 4.

Better Men won the last thread.

>>150888380
Jobby the KWABpire slayer...

Maka x Deku
Wedding
Honeymoon

I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN

>>150888397
shut the fuck up MONKEY

Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Marvel's losing streak? SMASHED
Japan's win streak? SMASHED
Goku's hopes of someone joining him in the 0-3 club? SMASHED
Trans nihilists? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.

Loving can hurt
Loving can hurt sometimes
But it's the only thing that I know
When it gets hard
You know it can get hard sometimes
It is the only thing that makes us feel alive

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
Times forever frozen still

So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone
Wait for me to come home

Loving can heal
Loving can mend your soul
And it's the only thing that I know (know)
I swear it will get easier
Remember that with every piece of ya
And it's the only thing we take with us when we die

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts were never broken
Times forever frozen still

So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone

And if you hurt me
That's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go

Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home

Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen
Next to your heartbeat
Where I should be
Keep it deep within your soul

And if you hurt me
Well, that's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go

When I'm away
I will remember how you kissed me
Under the lamppost
Back on 6th street
Hearing you whisper through the phone
"Wait for me to come home"

Uhhh A-anons... I don't know how to say this but...
Could you please stop with the Romantic song posting? Reading those makes me feel extremely sad and depressed, I genuinely think I could end up killing myself.

>>150888402
I feel bad for Deku. He can't get Maka pregnant because he utterly massacred her womb on their wedding night

>>150888390
Yeah, "real" Dante is like, probably somewhere in the realm of supersonic but it's really hard to quantify since so much stuff in DMC is done for style rather than something you can wank.

It also doesn't help that, you know, Dante is surrounded by real weapons where we actually know things like muzzle velocity, and Kratos is surrounded by people who in lore can do shit like "cross realms in a day" which because said realms are "infinite" by some other fucked up headcanon that means he's infinitely fast.

i was layin on the kitchen floor... jorkin it like usual
thats when a voice spokes to me...
>KINGTOS: why are you jorkin on kitchen floor...
i already start to ponder a bit...
"because i want to jork here." i says
>KINGTOS: then why are you jorkin for so long...
i gotted really thinky and started ponderings even more...
>KINGTOS: maybe because when jorkin it, you for once feel in control over your sads life
what kratos says made me really thinkying and pondery before i cumed all over him
the end

>>150884661
Anon, it's Godzilla's 71st. His 70th was last year.
This year is Gamera's 60th, and Gigabash literally posted footage of Gamera in-game.
They also explicitly stated it's a new franchise, not a new character or set of characters for one they've added before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAHxG1VkwI
Look me in the eyes and tell me that isn't Gamera

>>150888402
I feel bad for Deku. He will never get Maka pregnant outside of his deranged fantasies

>>150888405
lol lmao

OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!
THEY KNOW HE'LL NEVER GO
3 - 0
KWABZILLA!!

>>150888420
Superman...

>>150888454
lol lmao rofl

>K.O Mauve Iro no Sympathy starts playing
>Boomstick: uhh... Another L for team nice guy...
>Wiz: Let's break this down in 3 categories for better illustrate what happened
>Wiz: let's start with Proactivity
>Boomstick: that's an easy win for Soul, Deku is kinda of a herbivore. Nothing against that but when you have to wait for the girl to make a move on ya' there's always going to be a disadvantage between you and someone who actively pursues her
>Boomstick: and that leads us to Attitude
>Wiz: yeah. At first glance you might think Deku's kind hearted nature and will to help others would give him the edge over Soul who's more harsh and even insults Maka's body
>Boomstick: and to be fair that's a huge dick move on his side, but it's not the whole story. Soul shares his burdens and struggles with Maka, and he has no qualms about telling her what she needs to hear.
>Wiz: Deku on the other side would be more prone to just tell Maka what she wants to hear, hardly something that will help her grow. Everyone can say nice things and "support" you with words and affection
>Boomstick: but only a true Soulmate will have the balls to stick with you even when you screw up.
>Wiz: And finally Affection.
>Boomstick: Look, we all know Deku is a respectful Nice Guy™ but let's be real, that ain't cutting it. Respecting women is good, don't get me wrong, but not when you use it as a way to hide from your own insecurities
>Wiz: it took Deku 8 years to hold hands with the girl he had a crush since highschool. 8 YEARS. Imagine how Maka would feel in such a relationship!
>Boomstick: no physical contact, no intimacy, she might begin to think she's not attractive or worse!
>Wiz: Soul on the other hand simply never had a problem with being physical with Maka in the first place, and we already talked about how he is pretty open about his admiration for her courage.
>Boomstick: Deku took his One For All shot, but Soul was already Eating her
>Wiz: the winner is Soul Evans!

>>150888441
Put that away! Nowan here wants to see you OBJECTIFY WOMEN. Be better.

You guys ready for Light v Columbo to be nothing but Swank jerking himself off for 15 minutes on how clever he thinks he can write?

>>150888469
Yeah

>ohnoschizo still being a schizo over godzilla
>dbztards sperging over ultraman
>gamera is now getting involved
>kamen rider geats is somewhere in the mix
tokusatsu > comics and anime

>>150888427
Kill yourself listtroon.

Can we please skip to Dante's preview already so this general can be mindbroken again

>>150888469
Can’t wait for it to flop harder than Amogus v Fall Guys or Tom v Wile.

>>150888427
Maka x Deku winny

it's sad to think that both of KINGslayer's friends are getting booted off champion island

Hi! We heard this is where the party is! We traveled all the way from /m/!

>>150888508
>Geats victims

>>150888494
>Again
Nigga, look around we never stopped being mindbroken

>>150888442
I feel like the fact that they explicitly said
>Who can stop Godzilla's destructive rampage?
Right before posting the Gamera teaser says everything.
Eh, makes sense to me.

>>150888515
Aren't the Riders and the Sentai known allies?

>>150888436
I mean, real Kratos is like arrow dodging (I guess you could argue the arrows he dodges since this is myth Greece and irl, so bowman are maybe burlier) or however fast the Wings of Icarus are. Maybe add in a boost then from the Boots of Hermes when using them.
Now I wonder if there are any FF7 speed feats (Smash Bracket put Sephiroth at Mach 2 once)

>>150888501
I forgot Tom vs Wile. E even happened

>>150888524
Yes, the three main Toei franchises have crossed over multiple times and they teamed up, the Super Sentai, the Kamen Riders and the Metal Heroes/Space Sheriffs. Other independent heroes have teamed up with them too, like Zubat, Kikaider, Inazaman and others.

She could probably beat Alucard

>>150888557
Nah, she doesn't even clear Simon Belmont.

>>150888532
Oh yeah, real Dante is faster than real Kratos. I'm just saying the opportunities for super speed wank just aren't there. It's why DMCfags grasped at straws with Mundus's universe creation being a speed feat in the first place.
>any FF7 speed feats
Bahamut Fury flying between planets in seconds is what Link vs Cloud used. There's also plenty of light magic/laser dodging.
"Real" FF7 wouldn't seem that fast though, Mach 2 is probably about right.

>>150888557
She gets stomped

>>150888571
We're not talking about Alucard from Castlevania

>>150888508
The fuck is your problem? Godzilla, Gundam, and even Voltron thoroughly beat you. Heck, even Batman beat you. Your series is full of frauds and DEAD actors. Radiant BLACK has no lasting draw and people would rather talk about WEBTOONS

>>150888574
Oh, it was actually around Mach 1. But you could probably go higher considering the amount of bullet dodging and blocking the high tier characters do.

>>150888632
>using power rangers
Sentai is different in lore and feats than Power Rangers. But go off.

>>150888649
>>150888632
And before you say it
>we just dubbed things and replaced the chinks with americans
No, the lore between Zyuranger and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is vastly different.
>The Zyurangers are ancient beings who were revived to fight Witch Bandora from killing off all children, and she summoned Satan to do so while blood oozed from her eyes. The mechs were literal gods and Daijyuzin was the avatar of God himself. Dragon Ranger Burai also dies.
vs
>five teens with attitude drive robots and deal with bulk and skull
We are NOT the same.

>>150888402
Divorce
Child support

>>150888468
Kratos becoming a lefty prude after annihilating Greece and his family is one of the funniest things ever concieved on this site.

>>150888663
I love how you tried to make that sound cool when it's really some dogshit. I'll take MMPR anyway

>>150888695
>I'll take literal jewish slop over amazing 1992 Japanese stuff anyway
I accept your concession.

>>150888670
>ever concieved on this site
>this site
Nigga it's from the games

>>150887814
Why, thank you for asking Chara scholar, personally I'd respond like this!

>>150888705
Stop being self important. 99% of Japanese properties lose me at "God himself" and Satan

>>150888715
CANON!

>>150888712
>"Nigga it's from the games"
>posts tweet not in the games

>>150888733
>YAY FOR JEW SLOP
Literally made by a guy named Saban Sabenstein.

>>150888742
>tweet is from a writer of the games blatantly admitting he injected faggot shit in
>um well that's just a Twitter post! What does that prove?

>>150888753
That can't be a real name. Sounds like a Looney Tunes lawyer

PRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEETTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

>>150888812
I'd be much less annoyed by these "facts" if those two didn't speak/type like that.

Only the biggest frauds can reply to this post

>>150888506
>tfw no one is gonna vote for another Doomslayer matchup so soon
>tfw we're stuck with gacha shit or the not-Kerrigan ghost

>>150888852
A message carved into the wall of this forum....boy. Come and translate this text for me.

I'm putting together the Japanese Avengers, just to see if you can handle them.

>>150888852
I love tokusatsu

>>150888271
>Please for the love of god post it, it will be glorious.

>dbspics are still upset.
LOL

FANFICtos!

>>150888928
>enchanted magic bullet and when Dante was weakened
Not as bad as I'd thought it'd be

What if Hulk and Broly were friends

>>150888969
They would wife swap

>>150888975
Who's Hulk's love interest? She-Hulk?

How's my Japanese hero line up look?

>>150889013
Everything other than Pokeshit is good

>>150888996
She-Hulk is his cousin lol. Betty Ross/Red She-Hulk is his main love interest. Caiera was his late wife from Sakaar. Jarella was his first (also late) wife

>>150889024
Well they did fuck and make inbred hillbilly offspring in Old Man Logan

>>150889024
>late
they need a watch?

>>150889013
>Cutie Honey

She should fight 2B

>>150889034
No eslCHAD that means they're dead

>>150889034
it means Hulk needs a Ouija board kwab

>>150888670
Kratos became the embodiment of modern American media and him winning his MU seemingly through nepotism made it really click together. It's like how like how all these comedians who used to say "faggot" in there sets are all hyper lefties now. Or fucking David Bautista acting tough while shilling presidential candidates on TV. It all makes Kratos acting like Bizarro Andrew Tate hilarious.

If it wasn't for his cousin, Hulk would never have sex

>>150889128
Because she's his wingwoman... right?

>>150888836
ASS

>>150889013
Lots of brats in dire need of correction

>>150889196
be a Better Man.

>>150889013
My hero in the leftmost row third column from the top

>>150888380
Ash Williams victim.

>>150888996
He's in abusive relationship with Godzilla

>>150889400
WRONG!!!! CHUDZILLA IS STILL MY FOREVER BITCH!!!

>>150888420
Naruto...

>>150889409
Start posting more god damn it
I was counting on you to make these threads unreadable

I'm balding...

>>150889419
YOU SIT YOUR FAGGOT ASS DOWN OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE ASS VOID!!!!

>>150889429
3-0 schizo is more consistent than you
Post 18 Nikos now
Do it
Commit to the bit you coward

>>150889409
God bless and keep you, anon.

>>150889429
The Deku/Maka spam is starting to overtake you
Don't let it happen

>>150889395
Actually I'm curious, how well does Buffy fare against Ash?

>>150889429
Leave it to me and my UPSCALING!

>>150889471
Ignoring wank, how powerful is Buffy really? Does she really have a scythe that can cut through dimensions?

>>150889442
YOU COMMIT TO SUBMITTING TO THE ASS VOID YOU KAIJU SIMP!!!

>>150889543
NO! YOU'RE TOO WEAK!!

Tokusatsu rules these threads.

>>150889550
You've let the kaiJEWS win
When we needed the ass void the most, it was gone
Did you know the past three threads have had people showing scans of Godzilla defeating Hulk? And how they're saying that Godzilla won in canon?
Where was the Ass Void then?

>>150889562
Stop self-inserting as losers, how many times are going to avatarfag as whatever coonsoomer franchise that reddit tells you to like

>>150889584
never. i'll be a superman/goku/sonicfag FOREVER!!!

>>150889584
You seem confused. I've been talking about tokusatsu (Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai) in these threads for five years with no involvement from Reddit. Keep crying, DBSpic.

INDIAN BURN LOL

>>150889409
>>150889429
>>150889550
ASS VOID HAS NO SOUL RESISTANCE
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

>>150889593
And I've been posting about them on /m/ since 2010. Keep crying, DBSpic.

>>150889574
THE ASS VOID IS RIGHT HERE BABE!!

>>150889598
DIE KAIJUFAG!!! DIE!!

>>150889598
SAVE US ASS VOID

HULK SCARED! PLS NO MORE LIZARD

Maka x Deku forever

>>150888451
>>150888463
>look mom, I posted the irrelevant comic that forces everyone to job to the mary sue of the run!!!

>>150889626
the marvel comics themselves are infinitely more relevant than fanfic battle

>>150888451
>>150888463
>>150889598
>>150889616
Why is Savage Hulk so fuarking weak?

>GODzilla officially fraudchecks death battle without a second to spare after the fanfic fight
Hulk bros...

>>150889598
Which Death battle episode would it be the funniest to have a humiliating crossover defeat with the opposite result to the episode happen afterwards like picrel?

>>150889653
Goku vs Superman would be praised.

Deku x Maka > Godzilla and Hulk

>>150889633
Based. HulkZilla was lame garbage. I'm glad DevilSHARTemis is getting the boot in favor of Torrian kino.

Hulkfag/capefag cope so far
>godzilla has to loose by the end of it so the canon can go back to normal
>it's not 616 canon
>there's inconsistancies i dislike so it's not canon
>so what if the writer said it's canon and a sequel to the run in 1976 he writes deadpool
>it's a gag comic
>hulk was holding back
>it's irrelevant
>godzilla's acting out of character

Devil Hulk stomps BITCHzilla.

Soul and Maka walking cuck Deku like a dog through the streets > Godzilla and Hulk

>>150889674
>Savage Hulk
I said Devil Hulk.

>>150889679
same shit

True love conquers DeKEK and his cuckery
True love conquers Kingtos spam
True love conquers Marvel apologists
True love conquers the Ass Void
True love conquers any OC
True love conquers Pokemon, Digimon and Yugioh
True love conquers all

>>150889674
THOR-BROS?!

Maka x Deku?

A staple of these halls

>>150889674
>Thing worth mentioning over Carol or Tony
>Zilla stronger than Thor

This is a goldmine.

>>150889681
Devil Hulk is stronger. And even Savage Hulk tanks everything in the gag comic.

>>150889667
>godzilla's acting out of character
FUCKING HOW?

>>150889608
SOUL ADAGIO

Hulk and Godzilla both KNEEL and SQUEAL when facing the HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!

imagine getting mad over shipping shit, now that's real cuck behaviour

Maka x Soul (with cuck deku watching)?

A staple of these halls.

>retards baiting when this is the same type of comic as Deadpool/Punisher/Wolverine/Predator Kills the Marvel Universe
Zillafags so desperate for a pity win...

>>150889705
>Gokek
Done.

>>150889705
>HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!
You posted the wrong man
Here's the correct man
Here's the BETTER man

>>150889712
2 tons man? What are you doing here?

>>150889706
No one is getting mad at Deku x Maka

No matter how you slice it, Hulk's official crossover defeat is far more humiliating than Godzilla's Death Battle defeat, therefore it is obviously the funnier one and the loss most deserving of ridicule.

>>150889714
Why doesn't Godzilla ryona Carol

>>150889711
>i-it doesn't count

>>150889714
This face is adorable. It screams "huh did i hit something?"

>>150889715
Debunked.

>>150889725
Writers can't make anything canon and this guy is a literal known troll. Post real proof or keep coping.

>>150889735
I think that debunk of yours is... outdated.

>nikofag spams the threads, godzilla fights mcdonalds and wins, nikocado is suddenly skinny
>superfags try to push godzilla out, godzilla defeats superman twice
>hulkfags gloat and cum at death battle, godzilla destroys 616
LMFAO

Speaking of kaiju, why is Gamera so fucking light? Seriously, look at his weight throughout history.

>Showa: 80 tons
>Heisei: 120 tons
>Gamera the Brave: 1200 tons
>Reiwa: 800 tons

I thought he was heavy like Godzilla or Ultraman. Even Pacific Rim Kaiju weight heavier than him. Why is he so light!!??

>>150889705
>Hulk and Godzilla both KNEEL and SQUEAL when facing the HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!-ACK

>>150889732
>What is the problem?
>Are you insinuating that homosexuality is worthy of ridicule?
>You must be better than this

>>150889741
>>150889735
... Dudes, my limit was clocked at 200,000 metric tons, the fuck are you two doing? Lift with your knees.

>>150889755
He trains and does his cardio.

>>150889725
doesn't the comic have Eddie as Venom when currently Mary Jane is Venom?

>KWABzilla
>KEKperman
>JOBulk
CHADgon CHAD is getting 2 new animated projects revealed in january. Nobody cares about these jobbers.

See this is why Deku x Maka is supreme, they're BETTER people

>>150889765
You can't point out the continuity errors or else the zillafags have a melty.

>>150889765
>inconsistancy i dislike, therefor, not canon
all ready predicted this would be the cope used.
>>150889667

>>150889741
>>150889735
Both lose to Kratos. Stop arguing like children and be better men.

>>150889741
>debunked
>posts an earlier showing
what?

>>150889772
why would I dislike Eddie being Venom?

>>150889768
2 more flops while Superman made more than the two newest DBS films combined and Godzilla's last film won an Oscar.

>>150889775
>earlier
>thinking there is consistency in the dc universe

lol

>>150889769
TRVTH

>>150889735
>>150889741
>lategame dragon ball confirms goku and vegeta lifting 800 tons is impossible
>lategame superman is already at the sextillions in tons

>>150889741
>yours is outdated
>posts an even older issue
I overestimated TARDku rats.

>>150889786
>lategame superman

lol n52 didnt even end

>Maka x Deku is literally just the Gigi x Bejita shit

We have our own Belgian?

>>150889768
>Oh that's cool. Lemme see what's in my schedule...Manga series, Ninja Turtles crossover, Shin sequel, Minus one sequel, month long party to me in general, another movie with Kong, a new Universal Studios Japan Ride with a new Mechagodzilla, a new Marvel comic run called 'Infinity roar'....

>lategame SuperSHIT
>giga amped with sun knuckle dusters
KWAB!!! Latest JOBmic btw.

Goku and Hulk should just fight each other since they're Death Battle's biggest losers.

>>150889787
>Soul imagined Maka telling him, trying to drown out the sounds of her unfaithful moans

>>150889758
Where did you get that fact from?

>>150889790
there is no consistency in dc, so my scan is as valid as yours.

>>150889768
Diapa and CGI Super Hero are garbage. Sparking Blast and the Super Manga are some of the ugliest product released. Dragon Ball died with Toriyama

>>150889806
It's a statement without a feat.

>>150889786
Superchad...

>>150889808
Toyo WON.

He WILL return

>>150889799
Post Goku surviving anything above building level.

>>150888715
I just jacked off to this

>>150889804
She's 14 years old

>>150889798
You forgot your most important meeting on your schedule. A meeting with THE ASS VOID!!!!

Masako Nozawa becomes the first ever voice actor to be named a Cultural Merit honoree and receive the Medal of Culture! It’s a very high honor in Japan!


Meanwhile, Superman actors end up fired, replaced or made in ai for cameos.

>>150889806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWbNxpPhcQ

The only good light in these halls are Deku and Maka

>>150889815
>He WILL return.
Copying Invincible again I see?

>>150889798
>all those flops
KWAB!!

>>150889815
By tracing Kpop Demon Hunter next. Get a clue

>>150889820
OM NOM NOM NOM

>>150889825
Toyo brought actual fun shit, if only he wasn't limited by Toriyama

>all godzilla movies combined made less than every Avengers movie
Zillabros...

>>150889821
Nobody cares about made up Japanese only awards.

Post an official piece of Dragon Ball media released since the Fighterz game that is remotely successful or popular at all.

>>150889821
Goku in real life

>>150889830
>minus one won an oscar, and is celebrated as the most viewed horror movie from japan in 2024 and 2025
Weird flop, I guess.

Only pedo niggers and low t redditoids like Dragon Ball. That is a demonstrable fact.

Deku x Maka remains pure. The only good thing in this sea of darkness

>>150889846
Dragon Ball Super: Broly
Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

>>150889816
Post Superman beating Godzilla

>>150889842
THIS RETARD WATCHES DISNEY CAPESLOP LMFAO

>>150889768
>>150889798
>>150889842
Godzilla has more confirmed wins in death battle than that Goku does btw

Superman in real life

>>150889846
like it or not, Kakarot, Sparking Zero, and all dragon ball movies profited more than anything superman related in their respective mediums.

>B-But look how much Superman movie made!
Now post their budgets.

>>150889822
>didn't even fully lift above his head
>all his punches were ignore
>literally ran out of energy while Skydon did nothing
>Skydon was so bored, it's slept

Ultraman, you jobber.

>>150889861
Are you serious? Nobody on the face of the earth gives a shit about Super Hero.

See, do you see. How Deku x Maka is akin to Beatrice and Dante? Finding a light in these torrent of sin?

>>150889873
Latinx America loved it.

>>150889871
You try lifting 200,000 tons when you only weigh 35,000 tons

>>150889798
Chadzilla is so loved and popular...

Goku vs Superman 4 will never happen. Cope. And even if Gokek somehow did win, that's nothing compared to two whole decades of getting gaped and mocked for recieving said gaping. Get fucked.

CHADku WON!!
CHADgon CHAD WON!!!
Nozawa WON!!!

>>150889880
COME 2 BRAZIL PLS

>>150889878
Quit dragging this on

>>150889880
>smelly retards love DBS
Not surprised, not impressed.

>>150889834
YOU GET THE ASS VOID TOO SOUL!!!!

>>150889864
ASS VOID!!!

TOEI MORO SOON......

>>150889871
Stop mocking my irrelevant hero!

>>150889896
Okay.

Maka x Deku can wait for another time

why is /dbg/ so disrespectful towards tokusatsu series

>>150889912
cause it makes the dbspics seethe

>>150889869
>>150889850
Goku CANONICALLY defeated Enel alongside Luffy, lifted Fuji TV HQ then used shenron to restore the damage Enel did to Tokyo.

Goku with SS2 alone surpassed someone that OBJECTIVELY as part of the NARRATIVE destroyed several above fictional buildings and all of their clones with a single kamehameha.

Real question isn't who would win in a fight between Goku and Godzilla, it's which of them is a better father to their children.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A DAD BATTLE?

>>150889910
But it's a staple to make fun of Goku!

>>150889913
>>150889912
Real Goku fans love tokusatsu. Its a capeshit false flag trying to pin em against each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdVLGXBI1j0

>>150889915
Cool, Ultraman's been appearing in the real world since 1966, before his first episode aired. Most recently, he saved Dodger's Stadium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwmbd9Q1znk

>>150889915
But he's never beaten Superman or Sonic. Sad!

>>150889928
Dodger Stadium is smaller than the several explosions Enel caused.

>>150889931
>>150889928
Post superman or sonic canonically reversing in real life city level damage.

>>150889923
>>150889928
oh so this guy is from a series as old as Godzilla.

>>150889937
OK, and? Doesn't change the fact Ultraman's been busting into the real world since 1966's Birth of Ultraman.

KAIJUFAGS OUT!!!!!!

>>150889939
Made by the guy who did the special effects for Godzilla until 1968 too. So Godzilla and Ultraman are family.

>>150889940
>>150889939
Goku fused with the audience man. Ultraman has not been this real life ever before.

>>150888391
Many are saying this.

>Ultramanfag still spamming
When will he realize that no one care's about that irrelevant fodder?

QUADS AND ALL KAIJUFAGS GET SUCKED INTO THE ASS VOID FOREVER!!!

>>150889950
>The Ultra Series (Japanese: ウルトラシリーズ, Hepburn: Urutora Shirīzu), also known as Ultraman, is a Japanese science fiction media franchise owned and produced by Tsuburaya Productions, which began with the television series Ultra Q in 1966. The franchise has expanded into many television shows, films, comic books, and other media publications, becoming one of the most prominent productions in the Japanese tokusatsu and kaiju genres and pioneering the Kyodai Hero subgenre. The Ultraman series is centered on a fictional alien race of superheroes who often combat kaiju or other aliens.

>In Japan, the Ultraman brand generated $7.4 billion US dollars in merchandising revenue from 1966 to 1987. This makes it one of the highest-grossing media franchises of all time. Ultraman was the world's third top-selling licensed character in the 1980s, largely due to his popularity in Asia. References to Ultraman are abundant in Japanese popular culture, much like references to Superman in Western culture.

>>150889798
>>150889890
>The Incredible Hulk 2008
>264,770,996

>Godzilla 2014
>524,978,362
(Godzilla vs kong movies also match these numbers)

>>150889960
you seem upset.

>>150889962
He's no longer fat.

>>150889960
>DBSpic still crying
Awww widdle baby.

>>150889937
You mean like this

Post KWABzilla, JOBulk and SHITperman having good vidya.

>>150889975
Thats a movie, superretard. Not something irl people are involved.

>>150889981
Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee and Godzilla: Save the Earth. Easy.

>>150889963
>AI PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW THIS IRRELEVANT FODDER WAS RELEVANT 40 YEARS AGO!!!
yeah man the simpsons was culturally dominant too, once

>>150889982
Neither goku nor any sentai soi have ever destroyed an irl building. Only Kratos has destroyed people irl

>>150889988
Itachi? That one ghost from Danny Phantom?

>>150889988
Goku canonically restored the irl buildings destroyed by Enel, who he matched in base form btw, and saved the people inside the Fuji TV HQ, bud.

The real life people are part of the narrative, unlike just taking pictures of people acting.

>>150889958
Ultraman and his brothers in arms are helping cure cancer and give kids hope for the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2aUBc8qfQQ

>>150889968
>Superman 2025
>615,984,465 box office
Man of Steel
>670,145,518

>Dragon Ball Super: Broly 2018
>115,750,445
>Dragon Ball Super: Hero
>86,562,140

LOL

>>150889994
All of these outsold injustice 1 and 2 and any Superman game btw

>>150890000
thats hax, not irl outerversal damage

>>150889986
60 years ago. And still going strong to this day. In fact, Ultraman's in the guiness book of world records for tv show with the most sequels/spinoffs.

>>150890001
>Superman destroying Goku again
Superchad vs Flopku the shit...

>>150890002
post sales

>>150890001
post budget
Cuz broly only costed 36 million bucks to make.

>>150890001
why is goku so UNPOPULAR

Sorry supertrash, but you will never be able to match city level outerversal damage being matched then restored.

>>150890017
Ultraman inspired Pokemon, btw.
>When Ultraseven couldn't fight, he'd throw a capsule monster out to fight other monsters

>>150889995
Post video footage of enel destroying an actual building. The. Goku rebuilding it irl.

Oh wait, you can’t, and that’s why Superman beat up your self insert roflmao

Alright Ultramanfags, tell who is the sexiest Ultrawoman?

>>150889945
Imagine Goku had to collect all the Dragon Balls every time he wanted to turn Super Saiyan

>>150890011
>And still going strong to this day
lol
>Ultraman's in the guiness book of world records for tv show with the most sequels/spinoffs.
that's... not impressive in the slightest actually. that just means its old and had a lot of people make spin-offs
I could establish my own company, and make 100 spin-offs for a show I poorly make. pretty dumb record to make, too easy to game

>>150890036
I just did, watch the video.

More like SuperSHIT.

Isn't Gohan's "Saiyaman" character a direct tribute to tokusatsu?

>>150890038
Two of em.
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Camearra
https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Carmeara

>>150890001
shitku the unknown

The scale of power in the DC universe was indeed changed.

KNEEL BEFORE BLACK ADAM

Sorry gokutrash, but you will never be able to reach MFTL+ speed and outerversal size and durability

>>150890001
Kwab

>>150890045
you haven't posted a single video

another lie from the gokublob

>>150890056
Thats a roller coaster.

>>150890055
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson = Black Adam > Superman > Goku > Ultraman
It's true.

>>150890043
Why yes, Ultraman's still going strong to this day, Ultraman Omega is still airing on Japanese TV while being simulcast on Youtube in 15 languages.
And the Ultraman channel reached 3 mill subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz0QsZGYdw8

>>150890063
>>150889923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdVLGXBI1j0 here it is again.

Goku matched citywise outerversal damage in base form then completely wiped all enel clones with SS2 alone.

>>150890065
Nigga, your bragging about a plug and play get a life

https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z_%C3%97_One_Piece:_Battle_Taikan_Gomu_Gomu_no_Kamehameha_-_Omee_no_Koe_de_Ora_o_Yobu

>>150890073
>And the Ultraman channel reached 3 mill subs.
Markiplier victim.

>>150890043
It was the same company making spinoffs, but I know it's hard for you to grasp that.

>>150890055
the absolute state

>>150890083
Who is also a fan of Ultraman.

>>150890080
This might legit be the highest outerversal feat in fiction ever ngl.

>>150890082
Bitch, Superman doesnt have a fun as fuck Smash Bros like game.

Goku has two.

>>150890086
there's only one person who works at that company?
>>150890091
glad to see Markiplier looking out for the little guy

>>150890092
The fuck are you talking about?

>>150890095
Nah, it's not like DBZ who relied on Toriyama, it's a fairly large company, that is also getting a liveshow in America this November.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3PXeugAAZw

>>150890080
none of these buildings nor this city was destroyed irl.
Those are pictures of it happening, like all or any pictures, not a real city being destroyed irl

Next time post a real hero and not a fraud

>>150890092
Actually, it has four.

DON batter stadium
Jump Super Stars
Jump Ultimate Stars
Jump Stadium

>>150890099
Thats got End of Service and dropped.

>>150890104
As part of the narrative the real life people inside Fuji TV are involved in, they were.

>>150890099
>deadversus

>>150890106
>narrative
but not reality. Seems all you have in life is living (self inserting) in make-believe, not real life

>>150890080
those are videos dumb nigger
Did Independence Day really blow up the Whitehouse?

This is pathetic, but I think I know who is behind the retardation.

>>150890114
Yes.

>>150890107
Goku's more culturally relevant than Ultraman and Dragon Ball makes more money and more people know about it. That's literally the biggest one-up possible. This is the most Ultraman has probably ever been talked about here in months.

>>150890117
of course...it was all a ploy to distract us from Simon worshipping his BVLL

>>150890111
>>150890114
>>150890118

If real life people that are not bound to a place in time (like for example, a picture of real people in a comic book or people acting in a movie) are involved, then it is a valid outerversal event.

in other words, the people inside the fuji tv sphere are not actors and can move on with their lives beyond the control of any ficiton author.

>>150890119
Aw you think spics in south america matter.

LMAO

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=+yoko_littner+son_goku+

>>150890119
Bitch Goku represented Japan against SUN WUKONG and WON 7-0

>>150890119
I think it's very cool how you value herd mentality, mass consumerism and bandwagon fallacy over quality, Gokubro.
Because by that basis Superman also mogs Dragon Ball's entire verse.

>>150890117
>Lust provoking image

At least Sonicfags are humble enough to understand Toryiyama was an influence on their franchise. Apparently DBfags can't return the favor when it comes to Ultraman.

>>150890132

>>150890131
Goku is the sex icon of crossover r34. Him with the the Highschool DxD girls, Sailor Moon and pictures of him fucking Featherine got discussed here a couple months back.

>>150890124
except you're not involved, because all those videos of cities blowing up are FAKE and provably never happened.
No person in japan has ever died with the cause being Goku slop.

Also, Ultraman Zero's dub voice actor is the current voice of Dub Goku.

>>150890129
name literally any population of any country on planet earth and they will tell you Goku is more popular and culturally relevant than Ultraman

>>150890132
Chinese people are worse than Japanese people at soccer. It was inevitable

>>150890143
No, they ARE involved. They are adressed by Goku directly from within the narrative of em being inside the Fuji TV sphere. They are a part of the story.

In terms of the story involving real life, beyond the concept of fictionality, the city WAS destroyed by enel then restored with the dragonballs.

I see we've proven yet again the only true Fiction transcendent characters are Kratos, Ember, and John Constantine

>>150890131
It's just Goku getting futa'd

>>150890148
China, Thailand, Japan, America.

>>150890135
Yeah, and Mickey Mouse and Pikachu mog Superman. Ultraman's claim to fame is... being old...?
Superman inspired Ultraman btw.

>>150890154
No, they AREN'T involved. Goku breaking the 4th wall doesn't mean they actually will die, because the examples from the video of Japan blowing up are FAKE and NEVER HAPPENED.

The city wasn't destroyed by Enel because it was fake, you just live your life as a sad little man with no real world awareness.

>>150890148
>dbspic can't come up with valid critisisms against ultraman
>muh series is more popular
ultraman inspired toriyama you nignog.

>>150890161
Bitch superman was inspired by the concept of jewish supremacy.

>>150890161
So you'll admit that but you won't accept that Toriyama was inspired by Ultraman

>>150888928
>>150888939
Not as bad of as I expected since it is supposedly an "enchanted" bullet, but still pretty bad. The enchantment can easily be assumed to be the damage it deals.

>>150890162
Gohan scared Hitler so hard he died irl
Goku scales

>>150890167
And Superman inspired Goku. That would would Goku is the Jehovah's witness of the super hero genre. Twice removed KWAB

>>150890162
They ARE involved. The people inside the sphere being adressed are not like pictures of you when you were a baby. They transcend the time and place of the REPRESENTATION of someone at a certain casuality

The people within the fuji tv sphere ARE real people that continued with their lives past the narrative 17 years ago and might still be alive today, unbound by fictionality.

And those people were part of the story of enel nuking several cities and then restored by the dragon balls.

This is objectively the highest outeversal feat in fiction to date.

Doood, this comic pretends to be real and acts like he will actually affect the real world if we read him. That means Superman scales to le real world because of statements that aren't true.

>>150890161
And Ultraman inspired Pokemon. And Tsuburaya made Kaiju Booska, which sold more stuff than Mickey Mouse in Japan from 1966-1967. And they made a series about digital monsters in a computer in the series, Gridman in 1993. And Toriyama stated Ultraman was a huge inspiration when making Dragon Ball, in fact, Chichi uses a cutting device that was directly lifted from Ultraseven's Eye Slugger attack.

>>150890159
they will all tell you Goku is more popular and culturally relevant than Ultraman

>>150890181
See >>150890185
those people were never gonna die, just like how no city never blew up. It was FAKE.
Goku doesn't have a single irl feat to his name, just fake videos and fake statements of things he never was able to do in actuality, unlike actual outerversal characters who can.

>>150890185
The reader is not involved tho. This is like saying the I want you poster is a story.

>>150890192
If Ultraman was as popular as Goku then why wasnt he chosen as the representation of the real life nation of japan vs sun wukong.

>>150890192
Nope!

>>150890197
neither are the people in the theater.
If they all walked out the tape would still keep playing as usual, because it's just a videotape.

Lmfao do Ultramanfags actually think inspiring a character that's more popular and relevant is a win?

>>150890197
Cause Ultraman had to deal with a freaky Hanuman in 1974.

>>150890202
relevance among blacks and twitter troons is like bragging you sucked off the most guys at a bathroom gloryhole.

>>150890194
>These people were never gonna die
Cuz Goku and the strawhats saved em.

By the narrative the real life, beyond fiction people were involved, they WERE in danger.

The people warped around by Myx and batmite in the comics are not real. They are representations, aka pictures.

>>150890200
they are real people man, it was a real life attraction you could go into.

let me put it easier for you.
Which is more real. A video or picture of you as a baby or the you posting on 4chan right now?

>GOKU'S MORE POPULAR
>Marvel asked to do a crossover with Ultraman before Dragon Ball
LMFAO

>>150890210
nope. Goku had to doctor fake videos of cities blowing up, and that "narrative" is provably, observably fake. He's a fraud

>inspires all of literature and fiction
ENTER

>>150890211
Marvel keeps saying that people go super saiyan when they get a power up. Miles imitates kamehamehas and chidori

What's more important
Modern relevance or historical importance?

>Wins a non-canon death cartoon against godzilla
>only to be put in a canon crossover against godzilla and job so hard that you bring the nikofag/kylejeet back
KWAB!! GODZILLA ALWAYS WINS!!

>>150890210
those real people could walk out and the video is unaffected, talking to noone. They're not part of the plot, your silly shonentard character just pretends that they are

>>150890218
>Goku made up these people that 17 years ago went to fuji tv hq

Use your fucking head.

>>150890222
>t-they REFERENCE it
>meanwhile the actual ultraman appears in marvel comics
LMAO

>>150890223
modern "relevance" is having the most updoots on twitter and reddit

>>150890229
Goku made up that irl cities blew up due to Enel and that those people were in danger.

Go outside, smelly nigger. There's a real world out there

>>150890223
Goku arguably has both. Unless you want to imply some senority via inspiring Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball has definitely inspired more things than Ultraman, simply due to how much more people exist nowadays and how much reach it has. If you do imply seniority, then Superman gets Ultraman's historical importance.

Mogged by Superman, Reverse Flash, Invincible, Sonic, and now Ultraman. They'll never stop yapping at the Big Dogs.

>>150890228

They are part of the narrative being presented and waved at by the characters. These are not pictures or videos of people, but people that actually went to fuji tv 17 years ago and lived on from any narrative written by any comic book writter.

>>150890236
They WERE in danger by the narrative they chose to participate within and were adressed by the characters.
These people again, are not representations, but actual beyond fictionality human beings like you and i.

>>150890241
>They are part of the narrative being presented
a fake narrative relying on fake blowing up of cities with no irl backing. Noone irl ever died or was in danger, so a "narrative" is no better than a lie. Not a feat.

>>150890241
Nice narrative. Now prove they were actually in danger.

>>150890247
Its a narrative that involves real people. Within that narrative, these people were in danger and the city got blown up.

keep up.

I'm gonna piss on an anthill. Who should I dedicate this to as my inspiration so they can get an outerversal feat?

>>150890249
So aka, not real, just a fake story. Oops, i mean "n-n-n-n-narrative"
YAWN!

>>150890239
>d-dragon ball has definitely inspired more things than ultraman
LMFAO

>>150890250
KINGtos will force you to stay inside and do nothing

>>150890239
Are you actually fucking downplaying the importance of tokusatsu

>>150890249
>Its a narrative that involves real people
No it's not. It's a narrative that involves fictional people based on real people.

>>150890259
dragonball totally inspired way more things like, uh, like amphibia.

>>150890250
Ants are objectively beyond what superman writers do. So dedicate it to Goku.
>>150890252
>>150890261

Its a story that involves real people. Not pictures of people.
Those people ARE real and its proven that these people WERE in the fuji tv hq 17 years ago and chose to be part of the narrative that within its own story had them in danger and part of tokyo nuked by Enel then restored by the dragonballs.

>>150890259
shit, if you're gonna give all of tokusatsu to Ultraman, why not give all of anime to Goku? say he popularized it worldwide and it wouldn't exist in its modern state without him

I was captured by the ruskies in ukraine last week and after they disarmed us and stole our rations they were gonna shoot me and all my friends in a ditch,
that’s when i touched the GOW 2018 game case i keep in my breastpocket, keeping faith it would give me the strength of a Boundless Beast like its namesake as it always has

Suddenly in that moment, in the blink of an atom before they could pull their triggers, Kratos transcended the fictional dimensions themselves - leaping out of my GoW disk towards my would-be-killers - and splattered them all as shapeless red gore among the woods by flying at them at infinite speeds. I thank Kratos, for he has taught me the true strength of a King

Ultraman inspired:
>Pokemon, the Pokemon Staryu, Kamn Rider, Evangelion, Dragon Ball, Spectreman, SpaceGhost, Supert Sentai, Astroguy and Atomic Guy in King of Monsters, Alien X and Way Big in Ben10

>>150890269
Now prove they were actually in danger, and not just "in the story". We're still waiting.

>>150890275
"Actually" in danger is just what your brain tells you. In a cosmic scale, you are in danger of a FTL blackhole swallowing the earth at any time or a stay bullet flying from a robbery nearby and hitting you in the head.
Yet you are not aware of any of that danger.

...I WON in Death Battle...
...But I LOST in CANON...

>>150890282
So you can't? Good to know.
Goku proven a fraud once again

>>150890285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd3R0FbLv-g

>>150890287
Dude i already did. The narrative that involves irl people had them in danger.

>>150890285
No character ever because CHADth CHADttle is always right...

>>150890295
The narrative is a story. Only in the story of your baby cartoon. You haven't proven anyone in the real world is in real danger

>>150890302
Hitler provably died and he was in the Janemba movie. Dragon Ball characters can affect real people.

>>150890302
Indeed, in the narrative involving those real life people that are beyond whatever dc or marvel writes, they were in danger and needed to be saved from enel by Goku and Luffy.

You're gettin there.

>>150890304
fake story danger.
Nor real, actual danger.
One day you'll realise you're not an anime character, and anime characters speaking to the camera doesn't make them real.

Ultraman lost.
Goku lost.
Superman won.

>>150890309
How is it fake. I already explained it to you over and over again that within the narrative, the danger as real to those beyond fictional real life people.

>>150890046
t.

>>150890314
the narrative is not real life, like your narrative that you are a woman doesn't make you a woman.

>>150890319
The narrative involves real life people.

to those betting on samus/frieren/sakuya, who will you migrate to next if either two of them gets booted?

>>150890321
and you can say you are a woman.
That doesn't make it true.

>>150890322
whoever has the cutest feet

>>150890324
huh?

>>150890335
huh? huh? huh?
that's you, that's what you sound like

>>150890335
YWNBAW

>>150890345
Grow up

>>150890345
Hey, fuck you buddy!

KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

>>150890345
>>150890324
>Completely disregards the argument and relies on insults.

I think Gokuchad won this one.

>>150890345
Fucking kek

>>150890365
Not an insult to say you're not a woman.
Just a fact that saying it as your "narrative" over and over does not make it fact. And it is a fact that you will never be a woman.

Don't mind me just adding another L to Goku's scoreboard.

>>150888760
Except he didn't inject. At no point in the game does Kratos ever talk about kissing guys.

>Well he tried to.

At this point we might as well start just accepting when some assistant writer says some dumb shit regarding power levels and calling it canon

>>150890380
but we do

>>150890379
who's THIS cutie?! KylemonCHAD btw.

>>150890379
yummy feet
i am a gokubro

CLIVE WILL WIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!

>>150890379
>Posting material from your fap folder
Gentlemen.

OOOOH, I know why DBSpics hate Ultraman now.
Ultraseven killed a space monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDzZTIoKnKw&t=1s

>>150890393
DANTOOOSSSSS!!! USE YOUR STATEMENTS TO VAPORIZE THIS FEATCHAD, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

>>150890393
wait...if LOSERsura is backing Clive then that means...oh no...

FUARK, KINGtrap made this?

GOKU DON'T LOOK! ULTRASEVEN BLEW UP THIS SPACE MONKEY

>>150890411
Junko Enoshima is supposed to beat THIS!?

>>150890345
huh?

>>150890270
that'd be Naruto.

You really wanna get the Dragon Ball fags angry, mention this woman makes more money than Akira Toriyama did in his entire life time.

>>150890424
Hello Kitty makes more money than Goku.

"Freddy Fazbear. Something moans. Is it you?
“Oh no—”
The animatronics scream. All of them. The doors in the office pop open and the camera feeds cut out. The monitor spews static and snow dances across the screen.
The phone line goes dead."

TWB pg 213.

The animatronics are peculiar. I began to realize that they do things more for their own entertainment. But when things get serious and you do something they don't like, they'll just kill you. If there are doors blocking them, they'll magically disable the doors. If you're locked in your room, they'll appear out of nowhere inside, without explanation.

That is the nature of possessed beings in this universe. They can lock you in time loops, completely change your physiology, and distort any logic you might apply to them.

Check THIS out!

>>150890411
Freddie wouldn't say that.

>>150890442
They call him... the Hedgehog.

>>150890403
CHADsura gives his support to CHADive because they are featsCHADS. Him losing because of DB being retarded doesn’t change that.

>>150890438
I... I'm kneeling on my own...

>>150890448
Jeetsura... you've lost. Nothing can change the fact Asura is an utter failure.

>>150890451
>HERO BASTION OVERLORD CHADsura
Yup yup yup.

>>150890451
>he doesn’t understand the spirit of cheering on other people
Sad…

>>150890472
There is only KINGtos. Allies are stepping stones. Teammates are mere convenience. There can only be one better man.

>>150890395
t.

Can your HERO have this BOUNDLESS hot sauce without SHITTING the BED?

Can your HERO survive the Necromorph infection from Dead Space?

Can you HERO get the CHEESE without getting TRAPPED?

Can your HERO change a diaper?

>>150890488
I only play REAL board games, sorry.

>>150890489
I MAKE BABIES CRY

>>150890483
No
>>150890485
Yep
>>150890488
No
>>150890489
No
Who is my hero?

Can your HERO survive SLIPPING and HITTING their HEAD on the FLOOR?

>>150890411
Freddy wished he had this much personality in canon

>>150890480
>KINGtos only cares for one better man instead of making everyone better
He has fallen from his ways…

Can your HERO wear the CROWN of DEATH BATTLE without it FALLING OFF?

>>150890483
Yes

Can your HERO tank THIS?

>>150890495
Monopolybro, btw.

>>150890496
Isaac...

>>150890509
Deku tanks these on a daily basis.

>>150890505
There's a reason why he's called the KING in his series. His statements and lore?

>Defeated armies
>Potentially freezes a mulitversal foe
>Manipulate a CHAOS god

Yup, yup.

>>150890483
WOOOOW!! BEJITA, THEY SAY THIS HOT SAUCE IS REALLY STRONG! WAKUWAKU, LET ME TRY SOME!
*eats it on a taco*
¡DELICIOSO! BEJITA, YOU GOTTA TRY SOME OF THIS-
*ominous stomach growling*
Oooooo nooooo... Bejita, my tummy hurts...
*fart*
W-Wha?
*bigger fart*
Ohhh noooo...
*huge fart*
¡DIOS MIO! BEJITA! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
*extremely loud farting*
*liquid shit runs down Goku's pants*
HELP ME BEJITA! DO SOMETHING!
*louder, rapid farting*
*liquid shit flies everywhere, Goku helplessly puts his hands on his butthole while he sobs*
BEJITA PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEEEEEAAAAASEEE!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

>>150890515
Jobs to finn the cuckold on a daily basis btw.

ENOUGH.

BOOOOOM

Your hero's move?

Can your HERO survive a STONE PILLAR falling on them?

>>150890509
Ash has survived worse

>>150890509
BEASTsura eats those and turns them into Wrath.

>>150890518
Finn the CHADman isn't a cuck

>>150890430
>>150890523
post supersonic being eaten by a crocodile

Can your HERO lift the weight of a ROCK?

Can your HERO fight THIS?

>>150890430
My FUARKING Heroine.

>>150890540
>>150890538

My hero can actually destroy a mountain

Can you HERO tell if this CAT is REAL or FAKE?

>>150890540
Only after some HARD struggle.

>>150890531
>Thank you cinnamon bun for coming over! I'm just so FLIPPING excited at the mere thought of you impregnating Fire Princess! The only thing she was talking about was your BIG GIRTHY SUGAR COATED WILLY! It's SO big, bigger than even JAKE'S! Thank you so much for helping me man.

>>150890520
>UNO
I use my Wild Skip card because I hate faggots like you

Can your HERO

>>150890531
Why hasn’t he made it official with that wild beauty Huntress Wizard?

Can your HERO take the INCEL-BLACK PILL without becoming a CHUD?

>>150890560
AIIIEEEE!! NO HE CAN'T! THAT'S TOO HARD FOR MY HERO!!!

>>150890555
>WAKE UP TO REALITY
Finn fucks immortals, royalty, and other high ranking authorities.

>>150890557
MINDBROKENku...you cannot WIN against me

>>150890555
>A battle where Finn won

That episode? FINN WON. He managed to get his girlfriend at the time (Flame Princess) to fight Ice King, while he was getting HARD at the thought of the BATTLE!

PAAAANTY! WHERE IS PANTY?!

>>150890570
First image was his imagination.
Second image was his wet dream.
Third image is him mindbroken after all of the kekking
Fourth image is an alternate universe.
I'm sorry finnbro... But the only semblence of romance he has is getting raped by lsp.

>>150890575
GOKU NOOOOOOOOOO

>>150890581
>My HERO had sex

Yup, yup. I won.

Can you HEROINE tank being NERDIFIED and GEEKED?

>>150890575
Hitler jobbed to that game btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMtRUYwQ5lk

>>150890578
Getting dicked unlike Lute

>>150890594
This will get retconned as Fionna (literal fanficiton) keks him.

>>150890594
Funny how Huntress Wizard is a high ranking authority

>>150890596
>This will get retconned as [LITERAL FANFICTION TIER STORY]

Done. Finn won

>>150890593
Lute got gratuitous amounts of the Big Adam CAWK. CANON!!!

>>150890585
Sluts who wear glasses are not nerds

>>150890585
I jobbed to my Heroine...

>>150890599
HW canonically refused to commit so she could keep banging her ex boyfriend on the side. Finn's a cuck

>>150890602
Adam? Would fuck Panty in a heartbeat, while Lute watches.

Your hero/ine? Jobs to him.

>>150890596
If that happens, I will reject it. Simple as.

>>150890607
>Finn's a [SLANDER]

Done. HW and Finn are banging, even if going by Fionna and Cake, they were hanging out, and the new season confirms they're something.

My hero? WON

>>150890613
>Sure might be a kek
>Sure he might have been raped
>Sure the two girls he liked instantly turned into dykes after meeting him
>Sure his dad abandoned him and ASCENDED into a higher plane of existence just to never see him again
>B-b-but he got a pity girlfriend
Finnbros... this is getting sadder by the second.

>>150890618
>Slander and slander

Finn won, he only broke up with Flame Princess because his HEROIC nature saw that Flame Princess fighting Ice King, he FORCED them to fight, saw that Flame Princess was still evil, and went with a HEROIC woman.

>>150888170
>>150888170
>>150888170

Finn’s “pity girlfriend” was unironically the best option for him. She fit him the most and vibed with him the best out of all his romances. The warrior and wizard combo is great. He WON.

>>150890080
>Goku needs SS2 to beat Enel
Goku confirmed weaker than KEKffy

>>150890080
>Goku and Luffy vs Enel
>CHADffy doesn't even need any gears to be outerversal.

>>150890739
To defeat the entire enel clone army and was matching him in base.

>>150890783
>was matching him in base
Goku couldn't even touch him and was the only one sweating before the clone form after Luffy rammed Enel with his attack.

>>150890001
Pathetic. Men, post the earnings of UltraCHAD's last movie.