Thread 150895433

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable /co/ thread!

>>150895837
I don't get it...

>>150895887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt

oh hell yeah, bortposting?

>>150895648
i dont get this one
>>150895659
haha, damn straight. this Skinner is not out of touch. it's the children who are wrong.

>>150895948
okay that one's good

>>150897441
they're the Rolling Stones

Mmmmmhhh! Steamed Chalmers!

>>150895887
If I'm correct, gays typically hated the Rolling Stones back in the day because they were basically the poster boys for heterosexuality while somehow having a ridiculously flamboyant style that felt extremely fucking gay.

>>150895916
> was commemorated by, among other things, the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre.
Seems very insensitive

>>150898761
Just looked it up. The larger context isn't Jagger but Richards.
Keith once famously roasted the shit out of Elton John.

>>150898761
Burns told him to kill the Rolling Stones

>>150898787
Australia doesn't care about your feelies mate

>>150899369
This one is fantastic, Mr. Fox.

>>150898279
OOHHHH ohh right. yes.

>>150898414
hehehehehe.
>>150898528
ominous giants?

>>150898710
i would buy a poster of this for seven dollars.
>>150898761
flamboyancy is straight. men are meant to be flamboyantly attractive to the ladies. the softening and feminization of men is what ended that.

>>150898817
alas it does care about stopping people from owning basic tools or any form of self-defense.

>>150899257
arright that's really good

>>150900252
bunyips aren't real, they can't hurt you

>>150895953

lmao

bart villero > absurdist simpsons

>>150895659
kek

>>150895789
best one in the thread

>>150900733
absurdist > villero > dark simpsons (cringe)

>>150901132
110% true

Who wins?

>>150901170
>a new challenger has emerged

>150902314
terrible.
here's something fun

These are fun, sadly I have none to contribute.

>>150903324
this seemed random until i remembered what the apes normally say

>>150895433 (OP)
I love these threads.

>>150903533
that's prtygood

>>150895953
got me fucking good

>>150906887
incredible.

The sneederings?

>>150907490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj4oD4LRy78

>>150895968
Why were they treating the place like a whorehouse, it was no worse than the strip clubs Springfield is shown to have

What's with the occasional simpsons gore post?

>>150908092
south america is fucked

>>150895953
lost. good one anon, got a good laugh outta this

>>150898879
Mindy was so hot

>>150900733
Fagort

>>150896217
Genuinely insane image. It’s like I’m on psilocybin.

>>150908598
>>150908567
>>150908439
>>150908294
But these aren't simpsons jokes

>>150909278
The butt waxing one is

>>150909347
Nice

>>150895659
That’s still like 200 episodes you know

>>150909416
Powerfully Sexual

>>150895932
>Milhouse is not a meme

>>150895974
This is a clever one.

>>150902762
You'll have to explain the joke, because they seem pretty garbage.

>>150895659
Why would a 40 year old man be telling anyone that enjoy cartoons? I mean I like cartoons but there is no way in hell I'd tell anyone that if I wanted them to take me seriously

>>150895659
Unironically how do you deal with being 40 years old and still obsessing over S3-9 Simpsons? At what point do you just give up?

>>150910702
>>150910816
Cartoons are more than 40 years old

>>150898710
Better than the movies we got later on.

>>150895874
Where is she going?

>>150912156
she isn't going, she's coming

>>150896217
Can you explain your shitpost young man?

>>150910816
Don't mistake "casually prefers thing" to "obsesses over thing".

>>150909479
You gotta love that crazy chorus!

Recommend me an episode to watch RN while I eat lunch.

>>150912642
The Cartridge Family

>>150895659
That's me

>>150909278
eehhhh the musician ones whichever that is.. that fits. you're allowed to show how it pertains to something else, it just has to be pertinent.

>>150909416
>>150909427
okay those are good puns
>>150909670
my sides
>>150910407
pick one, anon, i'll explainalate it for you
>>150912253
I think that one is just absurd for absurdness's sake.

>>150900273
oh hey I requested that one way back.

>>150895659
I used to be like this but I've been finding the Selman seasons pretty okay.

>>150914321
Ahh
The one episode where lisa learned to have empathy.
Weird how theres lots of episodes where the other simpsons get their reminder that their behavior is shitty. Lisa just got one.

>>150908598
>us braindead slavs

>>150916416
those are some long trees and bushes.

I fucking love Simpsons mash ups.

>>150917713
bortposting!
i tried to coin 'scened hams' but nobody was havin' it. Bortposting.

>>150917961
I've herd the term surreal Simpsons being thrown around too.

>>150918238
Yeah surreal simpsons edits, that name's good.

>>150917713
>>150917961
>>150918238

>>150895487
kek criminally underrated

>>150918645
no. bad. shitposting is trolling. this is fun.
though the shitty grimdark gore ones, yeah. those are shitposts.

>>150919476
shitposting isn't always trolling, shitposting refers to posts of low quality.

>>150896217
Moe rescuing people always gets me

>>150920834
that doesn't apply here either then now does it.

>>150920923
i gotchu, moebro.

>>150920936
there is such a thing as high quality shitposts, trolling is pissing people off intentionally for laughs, shitposting is more taking the piss/not taking the subject matter seriously, it depends on personal taste I think.

>>150921075
you've stretched the definition pretty far, but I still don't see it encompassing these. these take like, knowledge of the show. nobody's not taking things seriously here.

>>150921097
getting the internet to agree upon the definition is kinda a shitshow, some use it for meming on shit, some use it as a term for low effort, some use it as a term that's taking the piss. it's kinda a mess.

like sneed posting, I used to fucking hate it but now it's the funnest shit ever.

>>150921154
now anything sneed-related IS shitposting..

>>150920950
perfect.

>>150910702
You do know people over the age of 40 still have friendships, right?

>>150922458
Coppin' a feel

ok, i'll admit
i don't get the "thrillho" joke
is it because you can say it as "thrill hoe" or something like that?

>>150924430
>Milhouse puts his name into a video game as "THRILLHOUSE"
>it only has room for THRILLHO on the screen
its a 4 second throwaway gag that got more laughs than the entirety of season 27

>>150924430
Ho is a term short for hooker or whore, which means prostitute. Millhouse accidentally signed his name as Thrill Ho, which you could interpret as short for Thrilling Whore. Which makes it sound like he identifies as a slutty drag queen hooker. As a young boy, he should be embarrassed, but he is instead naively unaware of these associations.

>>150924461
cool, i guess, the planet of the apes musical is funnier

>>150924637
thanks chatgpt for restating the explanation i just made up

>>150913744
how about

>>150908468

>>150910407
The trick is to be a Millennial. Simpsons is only good if you watched it your entire life and made it a corner stone of your personality.

>>150925085
kek

>>150925194
why would you even be on 4chan if you're not a millennial or genx or a boomer

>>150922446
Lol bart grew some eyelashes huh?

>>150925194
This.

>>150895659
>noooo you cannot be le true fan unless you eat up ALL the slop!

This is an entirely positive thread

>>150926097
I dont get it
What does the capital of North Dakota have to do with anything?

>>150925210
Your reading comprehension is severely lacking.

>>150909205
This is the best one.

>>150926885
look in the tunk

Someone genuinely needs to codify a name for this format

>>150922889
uh.. we really don't

>>150927910
Not me, old man. I’m gonna keep having friends forever!
>forever
>forever
>forever
>forever…

>>150925290
I like the pun.

>>150927578
Why do all these sitcom dads seem to get raped by animals at some point.

Homer, Peter, Hank...

>>150927703
that's just depressing.

>>150924334
I think he's earned it.

>>150924637
I don't think this has to do with THRILLHO the original joke

but it does pertain to the bortpost "Thrillho Surfers" because the original was "Buttho Surfers" where the 'le' was cut off for censorship. the joke in that scene being that Ned is not pleased that this is all his kids have to wear. So in this case yes the 'ho' is relevant, but not for that reason.

>>150895433 (OP)
There's gonna be a steamed hams reference in the Simpsons 2

>>150928093
if they ever did that to a women character there would be a massive backlash but when it happens to a man it's seen as a joke.

>>150924888
that's just a shitty edgepost, it's not actually a joke. You gotta ignore those.
>>150925194
why would anyone not have watched simpsons their whole lives?
also: why would anyone claiming to be gen Y use the term 'millennial'?

>>150928594
>why would anyone not have watched simpsons their whole lives?
Because it's crap.

>>150927617
it's bortposting! or surreal simpsons edits..
I tried to call them scened hams. it's a regional dialect.
>>150927663
that's just a normal scene, anon..

>>150928093
it was funny at the time. we were taking humor to strange new places, because life was easy and good.
now life is awful, so we don't wanna see that anymore.

>>150928579
which is a compliment to men. suggesting we are inherently superior enough to be taken down a peg. it's also strongly heteronormative. i'll take men getting raped jokes over.. 'equality.'
>>150928621
and yet you're here

>>150928579
Only Scrubs was able to pull it off, with Elliot talking about how she was mounted by a wolf in the woods.

>>150928873
>mounted by a wolf in the woods
nice

>>150928579
Rape was seen as a joke. Raping men is still seen as a joke, eve though raping women no longer is.

>>150921154
instead of shitposting we could just call it kino + remixing = kinomixing

>>150922446
>Bart doesn't break his leg
>becomes a metrosexual

>>150925146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j70ti1y9DJs

>>150928873
I mean that's just hot. Shit, I did that too, when I gave a werewolf her backstory and had her meet her mom

>>150928570
The joke is also that Rod thinks the shirt is for surfers, as opposed to the band Butthole Surfers, slang for anal sex.

>>150927663
the best in the thread

>>150929750
Its Todd.
I also, in all these years, never actually read the shirt and realized it was a Butthole Surfers shirt.

>>150929750
yeah exactly
>anal sex
the fuck? I thought they were just yknow, being edgy. saying that they were surfers who were also buttholes.. at the most I'd think RIMMING would be surfing the butthole.

>>150930194
no this is
>>150925303

>>150928643
>>150930194
.. OHHHhhhh I get it.
god damn, that is a SUBTLE one.

>>150930271
even the writers could never tell Rod and Todd straight.

>>150928643
No Apu is there

>>150930485
exactly, it's a grade A zinger

>>150930508
Rod is the older boy. I've never seen them mess it up.
Todd is easy to remmber because he was born second and his middle name is Homer.

>>150901655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEpmRs1Gt5Y

>>150930299
>I thought
The band is older then you are and you just now learned this?

>>150931442
I never mess it up either, but the staff always do.
My brain just goes "Rod is an older name, so he's the older kid"
>Todd is easy
you mean 2 d's = second? that works, but
>Todd's middle name
uuhhh is this from nu-simpsons?

>>150931511
I lived through the grunge era, and when people talked about buttholes and puke and turds and stuff, they were just being edgy, not fags. That's more like, what you'd expect from the rap.

>>150931928
new rule: you can't call anything "nu-anything" if it's from something that's older than 18

>>150895433 (OP)
What is the best system for governing local schools?
I feel like the American model of a locally elected school board hiring a superintendent is pretty bad.

>>150930299
What do you do with a surfboard, you ride on it

>>150931943
It's just meant to be edgy and crass, not gay. No one said it was a man's butthole.

>>150931928
Yes.
Homer was kicked out around Christmas. Crashed with Ned, and helped deliver Todd while Ned was out and Maude went into early labor.
Its as canonical as Maggie Lenny Simpson.

>>150931961
nah. nu-sonic and nu-simpsons are both from ages ago but they're still terrible.

it's not about the timeframe, it's about how good the ORIGINAL version was.
>>150932096
there's nothing salvageable about the school system, it needs to be torn down entirely.

>>150932121
yeah but i thought like, you know the 'lick' of the wave, the 'curl' like you're surfing around it, so AT MOST you're rimming.
but like I said, I also thought it was just 'you are a butthole and also a surfer'
>>150932130
aint nobody cares about anus but homos, anon. you know that. even those weirdasses who like big cheeks still would rather they not spread apart.

>>150932153
>there's nothing salvageable about the school system, it needs to be torn down entirely.
Is there a particular model you would prefer? Finland?

>>150895659
I don't consider the zombie seasons as The Real Simpsons

>>150932183
None that I'm aware of have ever done it properly. Even most homeschools are not up to my standards, but there is definitely a way.. it would need to combine like...
>a focus on book-learning (not actual books, obviously. websites/documents on a computer)
>tutors available to explain the very complex concepts / premade videos by smart guys like this BPRP Math Basics guy I just discovered
>a near, but not complete, lack of structure. A focus on 'your time is your own, until the moment you're summoned, then you hop to it' rather than 'sit and focus for the next 8 fucking hours until we say otherwise'
>access to food and exercise all day long
>access to other kids a couple times a week for play
>a strong focus on playing-IS-learning rather than trying to make learning fun (follow Mister Rogers' example)
>and a bunch of other shit i've forgotten, but much smarter people than me have suggested. like, there's a way to do testing that is completely alien to how we do it, and infinitely more successful. And like, if motivation is ever an issue, rigging things up like videogames where you get incremental but tangible rewards for sticking to the work. and obviously spanking if they're ever fully defiant, but that is for like, low single digits only.

>>150932245
oh and I forgot maybe the most important
>assessing skills and fine-tuning the curriculum accordingly. not forcing more and more math on someone who just fucking can't do it. But if they're good at history, feed them MORE history, and other countries' history. Nobody "grows up to be a good student," they grow up to be good at one or two subjects. By adolescence, a focus on useful real-life skills. which is not to say younger kids can't also do like, word processing, proofreading, basic office work stuff..

thank god for that minus button
I fear I have expended all of my scened hams, and have no more to share.

>>150934061
the clear thing to do in that case is come up with new ones.

>>150935042
if I wasn't so tired and busy..
I have made a couple, but mine tend to be simple screenshots with text that just recontextualizes it

>>150935200
hmm maybe throw out idea's for other people to make?

>>150927578

https://files.catbox.moe/wktu2n.mpg

>>150935414
hmm i dont have any more ideas either..
Uhh maybe... something with.. Laddie.. but in his place, Puppy GooGoo? I feel like there has to be something in there.

>>150935489
so that's not embedding and i'm a bit skittish about doonloading..

>>150935499

Can you give me a website that lets you anonymously upload videos?

>>150935513
I mean I THOUGHT that was catbox. maybe it's litterbox?

anyway i didn't notice it was you. truteal is true blue, i will download.

>>150935553
oh, it's not a funny one, it's a music video. Nicely put together.

>>150935553
https://litter.catbox.moe/ow1o7ibve33y7wvg.mpg

But this has the same problem catbox has

>>150935491
I got a few I don't think I've seen been made
>the board with the nail in it being replaced by moe's boxing glove
>maggie shoots burns with the make up gun rather then a normal gun
>the roast pig that lisa shoots into the sky gets caught by moe with the fan and he gives it to skinner
>the golden god burns gets replaced by homer as the gold statue.
>homer jumping the gorge gets save by moe
>someone is actually gay for mole man in the gay steel mill
>linal huts taking wolfcastle to court saying "does this sound like the actions of a man with goggles that could do something?"
>the stone cutters rock that gets attached to homer is the rock shaped lemon
>the tall guy nelson laughs at is in ned's new house
>barney being "already dead" as lisa carts him in for the bart's dead bit
>the exercise robot is at itchy and scratchy land

>>150935661
holy shit that third one is amazing. and that fifth one. and the sixth one. and the 8th one. I don't get the 9th one.. 10th one's pretty good.. ooh I kinda like that last one but it needs workshopping. yeah you have good ideas, man

>>150935661

>"Simp-sin" has Nelson's hair and facial features
>Ping-Ping has tall legs and square glasses

>>150935757
the panda's moe has in the crates and one of them is homer or guy incognito.

>>150900733
JAJAJAJAJAJA UNA VELA

>>150895659
>how can you have enjoyed being alive if you keep obsessing over the 85 years of consciousness and not the timeless darkness afterwards

>>150903533
HIS ASS IS SET ON WHORE

>>150935661
>>linal huts

>>150935823
well now I need to see his head on a Lynel body

>>150935703
fuck it, have some more
>the puppet marge has at the burlesque house gets replaced by the shitty one krusty had
>grimes shove his hands in homers time machine rather then the wires
>jimbo steals a lemon rather then the football
>the burgers they turn uter/the kids into are steamed hams
>the inanimate carbon rod is the rock that keeps lions away
>pooche's death gets replaced by spock not doing anything.
>fly bart stealing homers giant sugar pile while he's singing sugar sugar
>the race car bed gets the girl who said "oh you" to homer
>the mystery box burns offers as a bribe is the crushed cube car he asks about
>when bart uses the trimmers on the maze to cheat he finds homer hiding in the bushes.
>worker and parasite being replaced by the screamapiller with krusty's reaction being the same
>the baby sitter using the game to make homer be a jerk to the elephant zoo keeper
>the greasey meat that makes things go clear makes millhouse's cameo actually work
>the sun gets blocked by the beer vision goggles
>the old springfield train is the I choo choo choose you one (eh that one needs work maybe)

>>150935887
these are pretty gold, anon. you gotta write em down.

3rd panel is a gif

>>150914534
Hey, there was also that time she decided to stab bart with a pole and make him sleep outside for weeks and then learned enough empathy to allow him basic human dignity.

>>150935956
doesnt seem to work

>>150914534
that's because Lisa is the writers pet soapbox/"voice of reason vs the IAMSILLY" strawman

>>150928489
Cheer up

>>150935852
>hi everyone, I'm Lynel Hutz, you might remember me from such classics as "Open World: Zelda Edition" "Why my sword broke after using it twice" "it's not gay if I draw link feminine enough" and the ever classic "having sex with a fish? legal in hyrule!"

>>150909205
I never minded Armin.
Way less retarded than twists introduced by later seasons of the Simpsons

>>150934146
deep

>>150895648
>altamont.jpg

>>150933938
ok

>>150939059
>2024
Bruh

>>150939080
>simpsons already did it

>>150939107
>1997

>>150921075
>>150921154
It's called funposting ya dingus