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Anonymous No.150898135 >>150898244 >>150898272 >>150898290 >>150898634 >>150899220 >>150899271 >>150899597 >>150899607 >>150899726 >>150900136 >>150902927 >>150907112 >>150908113 >>150908348 >>150911725 >>150912838 >>150918485 >>150922448 >>150922555
The straightest protagonists of 2010s/2020s
Say something nice about them
Anonymous No.150898244 >>150898804 >>150899766 >>150906132
>>150898135 (OP)
I'd take both their knots.
Anonymous No.150898272 >>150898804 >>150902563 >>150908113
>>150898135 (OP)
Mr. Wolf looks like he... y'know?
Anonymous No.150898290 >>150898461 >>150898804
>>150898135 (OP)
>male anthro
automatic fag aura
Anonymous No.150898461 >>150898587
>>150898290
Feeling threatened don't we
Anonymous No.150898587 >>150898624 >>150898804
>>150898461
I feel like they’d suck my cock for five bucks, not sure if that’s the same thing
Anonymous No.150898624
>>150898587
Why are you thinking about men sucking your cock?
Anonymous No.150898634 >>150898804
>>150898135 (OP)
They look like they get dommed by women.
Anonymous No.150898772 >>150898804
If you wanted to have a gay furry thread you could've just said so
Anonymous No.150898804 >>150898884 >>150898921 >>150899266 >>150899294 >>150899823 >>150914816
>>150898244
>>150898272
>>150898290
>>150898587
>>150898634
>>150898772
What part of "straight protagonist" do you not understand
Anonymous No.150898884
>>150898804
What direction do you want this thread to take?
Anonymous No.150898921
>>150898804
>no women on the internet
Anonymous No.150899220 >>150902600
>>150898135 (OP)
Cucked by human men of all races. Just lines upon lines of human men fucking their bunny and fox girlfriends.
Anonymous No.150899266
>>150898804
>posting image of furry men
>expecting β€œstraight” discussion
lol. lmao even.
Anonymous No.150899271 >>150899294 >>150899548 >>150900120 >>150913846
>>150898135 (OP)
>Straight
>But both canon bottoms to their female
Anonymous No.150899294
>>150898804
see >>150899271
Anonymous No.150899548
>>150899271
Is liking women gay now?
Anonymous No.150899597
>>150898135 (OP)
they look like they get cucked by my fursona
Anonymous No.150899607
>>150898135 (OP)
I can suck the straight out of them.
Anonymous No.150899726 >>150906644 >>150907430 >>150907928
>>150898135 (OP)
Nick didn't score with Judy though
Anonymous No.150899766
>>150898244
Anonymous No.150899823
>>150898804
what is this thread supposed to be about
Anonymous No.150900120 >>150902542 >>150912661
>>150899271
Being a bottom to a female is not homosexual.
Anonymous No.150900136 >>150901024
>>150898135 (OP)
mr wolf has nice lips
Anonymous No.150901024
>>150900136
if only his eyeballs weren't full of piss
Anonymous No.150902542 >>150902653 >>150912573
>>150900120
What it is then?
Anonymous No.150902563 >>150902657 >>150906099 >>150908113
>>150898272
Fucks fox women? Yeah, they made that pretty clear.
Anonymous No.150902600
>>150899220
I really can't tell the difference between these posts and blackedfags, seems like the same kinda brown sissies writing them.
Anonymous No.150902653
>>150902542
Pussywhipped.
Anonymous No.150902657 >>150906099 >>150908113
>>150902563
Anonymous No.150902927 >>150907023
>>150898135 (OP)
Add her to the crew
Anonymous No.150906099 >>150908113 >>150908623 >>150909224
>>150902563
>>150902657
adorable
Anonymous No.150906132
>>150898244
good lord man, have some dignity!
Anonymous No.150906644 >>150906654
>>150899726
She calls him her most important person in the world, closest family, and he’s planning to propose. He’s already won.
Anonymous No.150906654
>>150906644
Nice. When Zootopia 3 comes out an I'm almost 50 I might get to see them kiss.
Anonymous No.150907023
>>150902927
No women is 100% straight.
Anonymous No.150907112 >>150907334 >>150907367 >>150908068
>>150898135 (OP)
Everybody wants a straight couple now, the pendulum in full swing
Anonymous No.150907334 >>150907950 >>150907965
>>150907112
>now
They always have, just a bunch of faggots kept forcing that shit in everyone's faces and they finally found out that's a tiny market.
Anonymous No.150907367
>>150907112
Everyone has always wanted a straight couple anon, ever since hunter gatherer days
Anonymous No.150907430
>>150899726
... Yet
Anonymous No.150907928
>>150899726
Not on screen though. If he is planning to marry her at the end of the movie after a time skip, they had to have sex at least once.
Anonymous No.150907950
>>150907334
> they finally found out that's a tiny market.
They always knew that, they just want to be obnoxious and self serving on purpose.
Anonymous No.150907965
>>150907334
>They always have

Not that it matters because any man who believes in love between men and women deserves the incoming divorce rape. That's how Wolf will end up, his bitch will divorce rape him and he finds himself in prison for alimony. After all women can still fleece their husbands and common law marriage boyfriends into financial ruin.

Any boy who believes in the lie of attraction and love between men and women deserves to be destroyed by the later divorce in his future. And don't say nothing, look at the divorce statistics young men aren't stupid they know the marriage law is against them.
Anonymous No.150907983 >>150908103 >>150908310
>the incel rage baiter woke up
Anonymous No.150908068 >>150908338 >>150908670
>>150907112
Then why did the movie flop? It’s because they catered their children’s movie to furries but forgot furries are mostly gay. Besides that, Wolf x Diane is pussywhipped shit
Anonymous No.150908103 >>150908310
>>150907983
he's gone now
Anonymous No.150908109
Will weaver return to continue making more zoots porn? That's all I care about when it comes to this movie
Anonymous No.150908113 >>150908156 >>150908174 >>150908613 >>150914375
>>150898135 (OP)
>>150898272
>>150902563
>>150902657
>>150906099
These are truly better men who allow their wives to bear the sons of human men.
Anonymous No.150908156
>>150908113
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!
Anonymous No.150908174 >>150908345
>>150908113
Better... men!?
Anonymous No.150908310
>>150907983
>>150908103
kys
Anonymous No.150908338
>>150908068
You're retarded
Anonymous No.150908345
>>150908174
Why is Kamiyama from Cromartie High hanging out with them?
Anonymous No.150908348 >>150908409 >>150908678
>>150898135 (OP)
They are only straight because they do not exist in each others universe
If they met they would not be able to stop fucking
Anonymous No.150908409
>>150908348
kys
Anonymous No.150908613 >>150908700
>>150908113
>/dbg/sissy
Okay yeah now the cuck fetish makes sense.
Anonymous No.150908623 >>150908632
>>150906099
Anonymous No.150908632 >>150908645
>>150908623
Anonymous No.150908645 >>150908657
>>150908632
Anonymous No.150908657
>>150908645
Anonymous No.150908670 >>150910369
>>150908068
The numbers weren't amazing but it wasn't a flop.
Anonymous No.150908678 >>150908704
>>150908348
The crossover we deserve
Anonymous No.150908700 >>150915331
>>150908613
always figured it was some brown thirdworlder making the posts
Anonymous No.150908704 >>150908719
>>150908678
Nick tugging on the muzzle while he rides Wolf would be -mwah-
Anonymous No.150908719
>>150908704
Anonymous No.150909224
>>150906099
They always are.
Anonymous No.150910369 >>150911096
>>150908670
it very nearly tripled its budget. completely solid performance especially given its release timing.
Anonymous No.150911096 >>150911662
>>150910369
>nearly tripled
Oh damn, that's not bad.
Anonymous No.150911662 >>150911750
>>150911096
80 mil budget, 235 mil box office. only 5 mil off from tripling its budget. the only way to call it a flop is literal delusion, but this is /co/ so naturally there is one anon with said delusion who repeats it incessantly, and usually whines about homosexuals while doing it.

despite the couples in the movies being straight.

as a straight white male, i do not think about gay people whenever i see a heterosexual couple in a movie (or all that often in general), so idk what's going on there.
Anonymous No.150911725
>>150898135 (OP)
One is lick boot the other is stay true to yourself
Anonymous No.150911750 >>150913753
>>150911662
I really do need to watch it, I've been putting it off for a while. I heard it's pretty decent, which I was NOT expecting with how um, "butch" the girls are.
Anonymous No.150912573 >>150912661
>>150902542
>man having sex with woman is gay because they are not having sex the way I think they should.
Anonymous No.150912661 >>150913715
>>150900120
>>150912573
Ok homo
Anonymous No.150912838 >>150912880 >>150912925 >>150913083 >>150914424 >>150917057
>>150898135 (OP)
How did furchads win so hard???
Anonymous No.150912880 >>150913649 >>150918161
>>150912838
Turns out furries being majority lgbt is from skewed poll results and a great many furries are straight.
Anonymous No.150912925
>>150912838
What does make a couple astroturfed?
Anonymous No.150913083 >>150913111
>>150912838
>astroturfed heteronormative and corporate-accepted
what the fuck does that mean
Anonymous No.150913111
>>150913083
Whatever blue hairs want it to mean
Anonymous No.150913649 >>150913702
>>150912880
>great many furries are straight.
lol what? They're literally a part of the alphabet gang. not that it matters, but furries don't mind straight couples
Anonymous No.150913702 >>150916974
>>150913649
The polls showing furries as lgbt are from furry cons, the majority of people who go to those are gay and the majority of furries that answer those polls are even more likely to be gay. They don't account for the furries that stay home, the majority of which are straight.
Anonymous No.150913715 >>150913802
>>150912661
>fellas is it gay to have sex with women
Anonymous No.150913753
>>150911750
>butch
probably just Kitty. don't get scared off by a single brow piercing, anon, that'd be silly.
Anonymous No.150913802 >>150913846 >>150918197
>>150913715
It's more like
>fellas is it gay to have a phallic object in your asshole
Anonymous No.150913846
>>150899271
>>150913802
Dude if you're imagining furry guys getting pegged that's on you and no one else.
Anonymous No.150914375 >>150914425
>>150908113
Men who talk like this let black men fuck their wives.
Anonymous No.150914424
>>150912838
To shippers, who believe that character relationships are a democracy, a well written, properly set up relationship that makes the audience feel invested and has a satisfying payoff is "an astroturfed ship" because no matter how much fanart and fanfiction and shipposting they did, their "vote" didn't count for anything.

The damage Tumblr has caused to literacy cannot be fully measured.
Anonymous No.150914425
>>150914375
Implying they have wives
Anonymous No.150914816
>>150898804
I think they're exclusively into women who could and would kick their asses, but I don't get the feeling it verges into gender-queer roleplay.
Anonymous No.150915331 >>150917004 >>150922271
>>150908700
Blacked and Bleached are two sides of the same fetishist coin: subcontinentals and SEAs desperately fantasizing about being a different, more musclebound, more "alpha" race of human because they're stuck at the bottom of the sexual and social totem pole. Quite tragic, especially when you also throw in a strain of autism that makes them exclusively attracted to cartoon animal women, which is of course how HMOFA came to be.
Anonymous No.150916974
>>150913702
Looking back it's bizarre that there was a brief time in the 80s/90s when furry cons were mostly straight.
Anonymous No.150917004
>>150915331
Real truthnuke here.
Anonymous No.150917057 >>150917262
>>150912838
This has to be bait for a few reasons but what are these characters', especially Nick and Judy's, gay shipping options
Anonymous No.150917262
>>150917057
>but what are these characters' gay shipping options
Each other, duh. What you never heard of crackshipping?
Anonymous No.150917325
What would sleeping on Mr. Wolf's chest be like?
Anonymous No.150918020 >>150918109 >>150918390 >>150921901
You only have a few hours left to wish him a happy birthday.
Anonymous No.150918109
>>150918020
Enough time for some birthday sex.
Anonymous No.150918161 >>150918194 >>150918418
>>150912880
I would agree. Which characters turned entire generations furries? Fifi La Fume. Minerva Mink. Krystal from Starfox. Cleo from Heathcliff. Sally Acorn from Sonic SatAM. Renamon. There's probably dozens more but they're mostly hot furry girls.
Anonymous No.150918194
>>150918161
>forgetting Maid Marian
shameful
Anonymous No.150918197 >>150918299
>>150913802
>be male
>make out with a man
>gay
>make out with a woman
>straight
>get your dick sucked by a man
>gay
>get your dick sucked by a woman
>straight
>get fucked in the ass by a man
>gay
>get fucked in the ass by a (biological) woman
>straight
Anonymous No.150918299
>>150918197
where does
>see straight couple
>immediately imagine the man getting fucked in the ass
>whine about your own daydreams on the internet
fit on this chart?

because i'm thinking
>gay cuck
Anonymous No.150918390
>>150918020
Happy birthday best boy.
Anonymous No.150918418
>>150918161
I think the biggest proof is Loona from Helluva boss. Viv knows gay drama wasn't gonna be enough to pull people so she added Loona to draw in the straight furry crowd.
Anonymous No.150918485 >>150918504 >>150919317
>>150898135 (OP)
fantastic mr fox and the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoon is more better
Anonymous No.150918504 >>150920991
>>150918485
>more better
Anonymous No.150919317
>>150918485
>the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoon
Not even the best Golden Age Big Bad Wolf.
Anonymous No.150920991 >>150921067
>>150918504
it's also less worse
Anonymous No.150921067
>>150920991
good luck with your english classes raj
Anonymous No.150921901
>>150918020
Happy birthday Wolfie!
Anonymous No.150922271 >>150922559
>>150915331
Being autistic is a white phenomenon, why do you think white people pushed science so far, retard? What a pseud.
Anonymous No.150922448
>>150898135 (OP)
Legoshi solos both
Broken_Gizmo No.150922555
>>150898135 (OP)
They're hot and I can't be the only one who thinks Wolf looks like he should've been voiced by George Clooney.
They both need so much fucking more HMOMA smut.
Anonymous No.150922559 >>150922609 >>150922675
>>150922271
>Being autistic is a white phenomenon
Meanwhile, the real top 5 are Singapore, Japan, South Korea, Brunei, Australia, with Africa having the highest continental average after NA.
Anonymous No.150922609
>>150922559
So you're saying its actually an Asian phenomenon? Guess that explains WMAF then.
Anonymous No.150922675 >>150922750
>>150922559
I can 100% guarantee that China is massively under-diagnosing autism
Anonymous No.150922750
>>150922675
Definitely. At this point, it seems likely that the real autism rates are similar all over the world with minor deviations. The main difference is whether it's being diagnosed. France, for instance, has "low" rates because their mental health system still believes in good old psychoanalysis and the diagnostic and treatment process is stuck in the 1950s.
>The UN found that the majority of children with autism do not have access to mainstream education and many β€œare still offered inefficient psychoanalytical therapies, overmedication and placement in psychiatric hospitals and institutions”. Parents who oppose the institutionalisation of their children β€œare intimidated and threatened and, in some cases, lose custody of their children”.