Thread 150898135

Say something nice about them

>>150898135 (OP)
I'd take both their knots.

>>150898135 (OP)
Mr. Wolf looks like he... y'know?

>>150898135 (OP)
>male anthro
automatic fag aura

>>150898290
Feeling threatened don't we

>>150898461
I feel like they’d suck my cock for five bucks, not sure if that’s the same thing

>>150898587
Why are you thinking about men sucking your cock?

>>150898135 (OP)
They look like they get dommed by women.

If you wanted to have a gay furry thread you could've just said so

>>150898244
>>150898272
>>150898290
>>150898587
>>150898634
>>150898772
What part of "straight protagonist" do you not understand

>>150898804
What direction do you want this thread to take?

>>150898804
>no women on the internet

>>150898135 (OP)
Cucked by human men of all races. Just lines upon lines of human men fucking their bunny and fox girlfriends.

>>150898804
>posting image of furry men
>expecting “straight” discussion
lol. lmao even.

>>150898135 (OP)
>Straight
>But both canon bottoms to their female

>>150898804
see >>150899271

>>150899271
Is liking women gay now?

>>150898135 (OP)
they look like they get cucked by my fursona

>>150898135 (OP)
I can suck the straight out of them.

>>150898135 (OP)
Nick didn't score with Judy though

>>150898804
what is this thread supposed to be about

>>150899271
Being a bottom to a female is not homosexual.

>>150898135 (OP)
mr wolf has nice lips

>>150900136
if only his eyeballs weren't full of piss

>>150900120
What it is then?

>>150898272
Fucks fox women? Yeah, they made that pretty clear.

>>150899220
I really can't tell the difference between these posts and blackedfags, seems like the same kinda brown sissies writing them.

>>150902542
Pussywhipped.

>>150898135 (OP)
Add her to the crew

>>150902563
>>150902657
adorable

>>150898244
good lord man, have some dignity!

>>150899726
She calls him her most important person in the world, closest family, and he’s planning to propose. He’s already won.

>>150906644
Nice. When Zootopia 3 comes out an I'm almost 50 I might get to see them kiss.

>>150902927
No women is 100% straight.

>>150898135 (OP)
Everybody wants a straight couple now, the pendulum in full swing

>>150907112
>now
They always have, just a bunch of faggots kept forcing that shit in everyone's faces and they finally found out that's a tiny market.

>>150907112
Everyone has always wanted a straight couple anon, ever since hunter gatherer days

>>150899726
... Yet

>>150899726
Not on screen though. If he is planning to marry her at the end of the movie after a time skip, they had to have sex at least once.

>>150907334
> they finally found out that's a tiny market.
They always knew that, they just want to be obnoxious and self serving on purpose.

>>150907334
>They always have

Not that it matters because any man who believes in love between men and women deserves the incoming divorce rape. That's how Wolf will end up, his bitch will divorce rape him and he finds himself in prison for alimony. After all women can still fleece their husbands and common law marriage boyfriends into financial ruin.

Any boy who believes in the lie of attraction and love between men and women deserves to be destroyed by the later divorce in his future. And don't say nothing, look at the divorce statistics young men aren't stupid they know the marriage law is against them.

>>150907112
Then why did the movie flop? It’s because they catered their children’s movie to furries but forgot furries are mostly gay. Besides that, Wolf x Diane is pussywhipped shit

>>150907983
he's gone now

Will weaver return to continue making more zoots porn? That's all I care about when it comes to this movie

>>150898135 (OP)
>>150898272
>>150902563
>>150902657
>>150906099
These are truly better men who allow their wives to bear the sons of human men.

>>150908113
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

>>150908113
Better... men!?

>>150907983
>>150908103
kys

>>150908068
You're retarded

>>150908174
Why is Kamiyama from Cromartie High hanging out with them?

>>150898135 (OP)
They are only straight because they do not exist in each others universe
If they met they would not be able to stop fucking

>>150908348
kys

>>150908113
>/dbg/sissy
Okay yeah now the cuck fetish makes sense.

>>150908068
The numbers weren't amazing but it wasn't a flop.

>>150908348
The crossover we deserve

>>150908613
always figured it was some brown thirdworlder making the posts

>>150908678
Nick tugging on the muzzle while he rides Wolf would be -mwah-

>>150906099
They always are.

>>150908670
it very nearly tripled its budget. completely solid performance especially given its release timing.

>>150910369
>nearly tripled
Oh damn, that's not bad.

>>150911096
80 mil budget, 235 mil box office. only 5 mil off from tripling its budget. the only way to call it a flop is literal delusion, but this is /co/ so naturally there is one anon with said delusion who repeats it incessantly, and usually whines about homosexuals while doing it.

despite the couples in the movies being straight.

as a straight white male, i do not think about gay people whenever i see a heterosexual couple in a movie (or all that often in general), so idk what's going on there.

>>150898135 (OP)
One is lick boot the other is stay true to yourself

>>150911662
I really do need to watch it, I've been putting it off for a while. I heard it's pretty decent, which I was NOT expecting with how um, "butch" the girls are.

>>150902542
>man having sex with woman is gay because they are not having sex the way I think they should.

>>150900120
>>150912573
Ok homo

>>150898135 (OP)
How did furchads win so hard???

>>150912838
Turns out furries being majority lgbt is from skewed poll results and a great many furries are straight.

>>150912838
What does make a couple astroturfed?

>>150912838
>astroturfed heteronormative and corporate-accepted
what the fuck does that mean

>>150913083
Whatever blue hairs want it to mean

>>150912880
>great many furries are straight.
lol what? They're literally a part of the alphabet gang. not that it matters, but furries don't mind straight couples

>>150913649
The polls showing furries as lgbt are from furry cons, the majority of people who go to those are gay and the majority of furries that answer those polls are even more likely to be gay. They don't account for the furries that stay home, the majority of which are straight.

>>150912661
>fellas is it gay to have sex with women

>>150911750
>butch
probably just Kitty. don't get scared off by a single brow piercing, anon, that'd be silly.

>>150913715
It's more like
>fellas is it gay to have a phallic object in your asshole

>>150899271
>>150913802
Dude if you're imagining furry guys getting pegged that's on you and no one else.

>>150908113
Men who talk like this let black men fuck their wives.

>>150912838
To shippers, who believe that character relationships are a democracy, a well written, properly set up relationship that makes the audience feel invested and has a satisfying payoff is "an astroturfed ship" because no matter how much fanart and fanfiction and shipposting they did, their "vote" didn't count for anything.

The damage Tumblr has caused to literacy cannot be fully measured.

>>150914375
Implying they have wives

>>150898804
I think they're exclusively into women who could and would kick their asses, but I don't get the feeling it verges into gender-queer roleplay.

>>150908700
Blacked and Bleached are two sides of the same fetishist coin: subcontinentals and SEAs desperately fantasizing about being a different, more musclebound, more "alpha" race of human because they're stuck at the bottom of the sexual and social totem pole. Quite tragic, especially when you also throw in a strain of autism that makes them exclusively attracted to cartoon animal women, which is of course how HMOFA came to be.

>>150913702
Looking back it's bizarre that there was a brief time in the 80s/90s when furry cons were mostly straight.

>>150915331
Real truthnuke here.

>>150912838
This has to be bait for a few reasons but what are these characters', especially Nick and Judy's, gay shipping options

>>150917057
>but what are these characters' gay shipping options
Each other, duh. What you never heard of crackshipping?

What would sleeping on Mr. Wolf's chest be like?

You only have a few hours left to wish him a happy birthday.

>>150918020
Enough time for some birthday sex.

>>150912880
I would agree. Which characters turned entire generations furries? Fifi La Fume. Minerva Mink. Krystal from Starfox. Cleo from Heathcliff. Sally Acorn from Sonic SatAM. Renamon. There's probably dozens more but they're mostly hot furry girls.

>>150918161
>forgetting Maid Marian
shameful

>>150913802
>be male
>make out with a man
>gay
>make out with a woman
>straight
>get your dick sucked by a man
>gay
>get your dick sucked by a woman
>straight
>get fucked in the ass by a man
>gay
>get fucked in the ass by a (biological) woman
>straight

>>150918197
where does
>see straight couple
>immediately imagine the man getting fucked in the ass
>whine about your own daydreams on the internet
fit on this chart?

because i'm thinking
>gay cuck

>>150918020
Happy birthday best boy.

>>150918161
I think the biggest proof is Loona from Helluva boss. Viv knows gay drama wasn't gonna be enough to pull people so she added Loona to draw in the straight furry crowd.

>>150898135 (OP)
fantastic mr fox and the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoon is more better

>>150918485
>more better

>>150918485
>the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoon
Not even the best Golden Age Big Bad Wolf.

>>150918504
it's also less worse

>>150920991
good luck with your english classes raj

>>150918020
Happy birthday Wolfie!

>>150915331
Being autistic is a white phenomenon, why do you think white people pushed science so far, retard? What a pseud.

>>150898135 (OP)
Legoshi solos both

>>150898135 (OP)
They're hot and I can't be the only one who thinks Wolf looks like he should've been voiced by George Clooney.
They both need so much fucking more HMOMA smut.

>>150922271
>Being autistic is a white phenomenon
Meanwhile, the real top 5 are Singapore, Japan, South Korea, Brunei, Australia, with Africa having the highest continental average after NA.

>>150922559
So you're saying its actually an Asian phenomenon? Guess that explains WMAF then.

>>150922559
I can 100% guarantee that China is massively under-diagnosing autism

>>150922675
Definitely. At this point, it seems likely that the real autism rates are similar all over the world with minor deviations. The main difference is whether it's being diagnosed. France, for instance, has "low" rates because their mental health system still believes in good old psychoanalysis and the diagnostic and treatment process is stuck in the 1950s.
>The UN found that the majority of children with autism do not have access to mainstream education and many “are still offered inefficient psychoanalytical therapies, overmedication and placement in psychiatric hospitals and institutions”. Parents who oppose the institutionalisation of their children “are intimidated and threatened and, in some cases, lose custody of their children”.