Thread 150902639

Does Disney Al need Kingdom Hearts scaling to win this?

Reminder: /dbg/ is an OFFICIAL colony of /dbs/GODS. MoeSHIT trannies, UltraKEK Indians and DCfags, VAMOOSE!!!!

Queen

HERE IT COMES! Thread 5 of the DBCuck Melty! Strap in!
>>150902654
AND IT BEGINS!

Gentlemen... Behave.

I found a love for me
Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
Not knowing what it was
I will not give you up this time
But darling, just kiss me slow
Your heart is all I own
And in your eyes you're holding mine

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
When you said you looked a mess
I whispered underneath my breath
But you heard it,
Darling, you look perfect tonight

Well, I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home
I found a love to carry more than just my secrets
To carry love, to carry children of our own

We are still kids but we're so in love
Fighting against all odds
I know we'll be alright this time
Darling, just hold my hand
Be my girl, I'll be your man
I see my future in your eyes

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
When I saw you in that dress
Looking so beautiful
I don't deserve this
Darling, you look perfect tonight

No, no, no

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass
Listening to our favourite song
I have faith in what I see
Now I know I have met an angel in person
And she looks perfect
I don't deserve this
You look perfect tonight

>ultraman was on cartoon network first
>GOKU WASN'T
LOL

>>150902654

Boy, it takes a special kind of retarded to be like this. I'm impressed.

I have no idea why there’s a war going on in the last thread.

>>150902654
I hate all of you.

Clive will win in accordance to featsCHAD VICTORIES like those of KINGtos.

>>150902696
Last four threads, Kratos. I said Ultraman is bigger than Goku. The DBCucks went 'NO AKCHUALLY' and thought it was about fame and relevance. I meant height wise. Ultraman's 145 feet tall. Goku's 5'7, 5'9 at most.

BRING ME THE WINCHESTERS

CCCCCCLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEETOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>150902686
>150902666
Do you have nothing better to do?
>>150902690
You are a gooner. I need not say anything else. There is no greater embarrassment.

>>150902714
....The guns? The mansion? Which one?

>>150902722

I dunno, being a mouth breathing retard from /dbs/ is pretty bad. Kinda hard to top, really.

voting status?

…

>UltraKEKS are still having a melty over GODku soloing their verse
>"u-ultraman(female) is taller than goku!!!"
>Loses pathetically
KEKAROOOOO!!!

>https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/ileqxoPM5XtrYagi1NdstA/
>Open ultracuck md5
>It's constant trying to pick a fight with characters more respected in the halls
What causes this mental illness?

Sun Wukong RAPES and GAPES Kratos.

>>150902713
But you did indulge them about fame and relevance, then started claiming Ultraman is more renowned than DBZ on the world stage. That was your mistake

FUARK!

>>150902758
He is trying really hard to force himself here and is starved for attention and finally got some from dbfags

>>150902758
>>150902754
Ultraman:
>Bigger series. More TV shows. More Movies. More video games. More comics. More Manga. More Anime. More novels. Inspired more franchises. More Live Shows. More public pressence.
Goku:
>Has a group of autist on /a/ posting cuckfetish and pedophilia.
LOL

Humanity STINKS! They only exist to suffer and follow the will of their creator.

>>150902758
>The ultracuck is THIS pathetic and desperate enough to shill his weak, shitty character
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>Infernal Hulk
>Eternity Storm
>Omnipotent Dr. Doom variant #7
What are your thoughts on Marvel pandering to powerscalers?

>>150902758
Damn he's mentally ill.

>ultraman's more /co/ related
>GOKU ISN'T
LOL

Meteor level.

Finn the CHADman enters the halls

>>150902824
>>150902815
>>150902754
>>150902758
TWO! TWO! TWO SAMEFAGS IN ONE!
Ultraman > Goku.

>>150902837
Atreus destroys him.

>>150902798
So it's an attention starved autist who can't communicate normally with things people actually care about? Sad. I'll just stop responding then.
>>140646872
This single message gave me all the confirmation I need.
>>150902815
He's been doing this for 2 YEARS and this is the first time someone hit the bait. Of course it was the hyper aggressive/dbs/ autists.

As a casual of both pokemon and the Yu-Gi-Oh manga/anime, here's how the fight would go in a "death battle "

>Yugi encounters Ash
>Atem comes out
>Challenges ash to a shadow game
>Ash accepts because trainers never back down from a challenge
>Rules get changed
>It's basically monster vs monster
>Ash throws out Pikachu
>Atem summons beaver warrior
>FIGHT
>eventually, high end shit gets used
>Ash throws out his most powerful pokemon yet (idk if he will get Mewtwo)
>Atem summons the 3 Egyptian gods
>Final battle happens
>???
>KO

I don't know if atem ever used spells or traps defensively irl, but he can actually use his cards as monsters if he wants. Shadow games are surprisingly flexible. They should give ash everything just for fun anyways.

>>150902848
sorry mispelled dbcuck
lol

>>150902758
I do remember Ultrafags getting uppity about Godzilla for a time, but assumed it was Gamerafag trying to get one over on the lizard. Maybe there's more to it than that

>>150902857
>it's ok when ohnoschizo's been schizo posting for 4 years
>but this ultrafag? how dare he!
well now it narrowed down who the ohnoschizo is

Dantefags were so pissed they demaned an alternate ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmgZ0XPNens
The alternate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E8FWWkIRZA

>>150902886
also a big part of why clive should win, the seething and deboonk videos are going to be a way bigger fallout than anything if dante wins

>>150902852
>can’t even break a wooden chest open with a punch

>>150902862
Ash's Pikachu is his most powerful Pokemon

The final clash will likely be god cards/Horakhty vs. 10000000 Volt Thunderbolt and the loser will get vaporized by the beam clash

Whelp that was my 5 hours of attention. Time for me to spam for another 2 years before someone cares enough to interact with me again.
You're mindbroken or a Brazilian or something

>>150902810
Fufufu... Mankind is weak. Without guidance they would wander astray. They are not equipped to walk their own path. Does their sinful arrogance know no bounds?

aw the dbspic is pretending to be the cooler poster
they're both faggots

Getting RAPED and GAPED? All a part of my plan and they fell for it.

>>150902979
Kevin Nash...

>Chakravartin
>Demiurge
>Any sort of God
Job to KINGtos and his servants

>>150902979
Asura...

>>150902979
Dio...

>>150902979
Dante...

>>150902758
check this out though
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/cgl.co.desu/text/OH%20NO%21%20HE%27S%20NOT%20GONNA%20GO%203%20-%200/

>>150902994
>demigod
>god
>alien
Why are humans so FWARKING weak?

>>150902979
Guts...

>>150903013
>Oldest is 2024
>>145193816

>>150902906
Those chests were built with wood from yggdrasil.

I don't get it, are you all trying to force the Ultrafag from /m/ to watch Dragon Ball or something?

>>150902979
>Raped
>Part of my plan

Then it's not rape, faggot.

>>150902979
Aizen...

>>150903035
Big black cocks

>>150902979
KINGtos taught the bear how to become a better bear after this, btw.

>>150902994
Kratos is one of the Magi, Thor is Israel and Superman is a golem, Moses and Samson all rolled into one. Why, Thor's dad even said God is more powerful than him

>>150903029
same guy's been posting god bless and keep you to nikoschizo since 2022.
>over 100 pages of ohnospam
>vs 3 of someone using the same reaction image
you know how many times this image alone has been used since kratos vs asura?
>>150903061

>>150902989
How did he know Trump would one day be President?

>>150902654
/dbs/ died of faggot AIDS.
We REJECT your faggot AIDS here, faggot.

So was like, Kevin Nash passed out? I don't think rapist would choose someone over 7 feet tall that can slam you through a wall by accident.

>>150903129
Big Kev NO SOLD a knife to the chest from the Punisher. If those black gentlemen really meant to rape him, he would have caught a murder charge

>>150902675
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>150902979
Madara...

DAILY REMINDER.

Roman Reigns is the best WWE wrestler

>>150903141
KEKYFUNNYROOPY!!

>>150903141
I laughed.

>>150903141
Why didn't you use the Ultraman from Ultraman Graffiti?

What if Ultraman threw the dragon balls into the sun

What would have happened if we got Godzilla vs Ultraman? Would it have been worse than the fallout from Goji vs Hulk?

>>150903158
Is he strong enough to beat the WWE

>>150903141
>complains about one fag using the same image over and over again
>proceeds to contribute to the same stale copypaste that's been used for two years

>>150903190
Depends. Would Death Battle stay true to Ultraman's character and give him the three minute time limit? If they do, most Godzilla incarnations can exhaust the time limit. If not, most Ultramen could decapicate and blow up Godzilla.

>>150902770
He's not wrong thougheverbeit.

>>150903197
Roman Reigns would get the powers of all four chaos gods, because his apparent cousin is also a Chaos God, and one shots Horus.

>>150902639 (OP)
>"But that is just what Clive has done in his home universe. lets talk about Dissida."

FOUND AN ULTRA THAT GOKU CAN BEAT
wow that was tough to find

>>150903237
>"And when he was in hell, he also helped his new buddy the Demi-Fiend beat up Shin Megami Tensei God himself!"

>>150902882
Fuck, who am I now?

>>150903245
They can breed?

>>150902639 (OP)
>Then Bahamut cast Zettaflare! And Clive just, no sold that shit!
>How strong is Zettaflare? Well first of all, we need to talk about Bravely Default and Kingdom Hearts...

>>150903223
He's quite mistaken. I wouldn't be surprised if DBZ was more profitable and renowned than Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and Ultraman combined

>>150903271
Of course. It's retarded japanese slop. They can do anything.

>>150902979
GoKEKs...

I'm pregnant

>>150903273
Make his skin brown, it'd be way more accurate.

>>150903272
>"And when assisting his marvel and capcom heroic allies take down the Multiversal Ultron Sigma, he was described by Cap himself to be their best weapon against otherworldly threats!
>And they had both Ghost Rider and Dr Strange with em! Just who is this guy?!"

Who said this?

>>150903044
That's what she said.

>>150903282
>It's retarded japanese slop.
Don't fucking disrespect tokusatsu

>>150903289
Maka with Deku's child...........

>>150903313
...sorry I meant to say deku's BVLL's BLACK child.

>>150903306
Wario

>>150903306
Superman when faced up against the CHADussians.

>>150903158
...and by best of course I mean he's Barry Horowitz's bottom bitch.

>>150903273
KEKKYPOW

>>150903313
BVLLzuku CHADoriya...

Something smells BAD here...

>>150903282
DBZ is also Japanese slop.
>>150903273
KEK

“Oh, and let’s not forget when Dante casually slices through a reality tear with Rebellion, which by the way, wasn’t even his strongest sword at the time.”

>>150903279
He's far from mistaken, as Dragon Ball doesn't even exist as a franchise any longer.
Creator's dead; no more Dragon Ball.

>>150903292
>Clive has faced and basically singlehandedly defeated truly otherworldly threats, like the mighty Omega and Behemoth.

>So otherworldly, they've even literally showed up in other worlds! Man, I can't even beat Omega Planetes in Monster Hunter Wilds!

>That's right Boomstick, a terrifying foe that the Hunter needed help to take down. But interestingly, they did NOT need help when joining the crossover of Marvel vs Capcom...

>>150903141
Oh. I'd like to give you some constructive critisism, if that's OK? There's no 'incarnations' of Ultraman. Ultraman is Ultraman. That title, with nothing added, is designated for the one that was active on Earth from 1966 to 1967. Everyone else (Ultraman Ace, Ultraman Jack, Ultraman Tiga, Ultraman Cosmos ect) are their own characters, as it's a species of aliens.

>>150903395
no one cares nigger

>>150903386
“In Project X Zone, Dante dodged laser grids from space mechs while cracking jokes and flirting with KOS-MOS. That’s multitasking at god-tier speed.”

>K.O. First Pokemon theme starts playing
>Boomstick: Woah REALLY? I thought Yugi had this in the bag!
>Wiz: Well, there's a lot of factors that go into this matchup so let's break it down.
>Boomstick: You'd think the moon destroying feat would clinch this for Yugi, right?
>Wiz: Well, it's important to remember that the moon shown was a hologram! And even if it wasn't, if we calculate the size of the moon and compare it to the size of Yugi and the dueling field they were at, we could estimate the moon to be the size of a boulder
>Boomstick: Which Charizard could MELT with a flamethrower! But what about Exodia and the God Cards?
>Wiz: The God Cards and Exodia were impressive, sure, but remember that Solgaleo scales to Necrozma, who is responsible for the destruction of an entire dimension
>Boomstick: WAY above anything the God Cards have shown!
>Wiz: And now on to the trainers themselves
>Boomstick: Pfft. This is easy! Ash has been shown to lift trees, tank flamethrowers, thunderbolts, and can even hold Cosmoem!
>Wiz: Which, according to the Pokedex, can weigh over two thousand tons!
>Boomstick: And finally, the bonds between the trainers and their monsters
>Wiz: Yugi and Yami certainly held a close friendship, and the Heart of the Cards might be a powerful philosophy, but Ash's Pokemon have shown tremendous loyalty to him and can even bring their trainer back from the dead with their tears!
>Wiz: Yugi was certainly no pushover, but in the end there could only be one King or Master.
>Boomstick: Looks like Yugi couldn't Ketch-UP
>Wiz: THE WINNER IS ASH KETCHUM

>>150903395
Thank you, not-schizo ultraman poster. I will use this information to improve the quality of my kekposts.

>>150903406
>See, this Ouroboros guy was going to wipe out all of reality, and he starts devouring the multiverse on screen! Then halfway through the fight, he breaks into the real world and even starts physically reaching for the player through their camera and consuming real life! Yes, the one you, the viewer, live in!

>But even with that kind of firepower, he couldn't put down the Bravely squad. But you know what could? The same Zettaflare that Clive could effortlessly shrug off.

“This man fights beings who embody concepts — time, fire, darkness, fate — and then just absorbs their power like it’s lunch.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I win

>>150903421
>>150903420
CliveMIND...

>>150903423
*plays Uno Reverso card*
*also notices you didn't say 'UNO' immediately after playing your last card*
You? Just LOST.

>>150903395
....is one of them a fucking cat?

UnoFAGs LOSE to Strip PokerGODS.

>>150903417
It'd just be silly to consider all Ultramen the same person. It'd be like saying Goku and Vegita are the same. Anyways, you did a cool Krillin cuckmouth edit of Ultraman.

ENOVGH.

>>150903447
>Turn goes back to me
>I pick up ONE card

UNOOOOOOO KEKAROOOOO!!!!

I win.

“Okay, so Dante didn’t just fight gods. He fought meta-gods. In Teppen, he literally trades blows with Amaterasu — the actual Shinto sun goddess from Okami — and keeps up. WITH. THE. SUN.”

>>150902743
All those guys rip and tear Dante for being a filthy DEMON

OK, what if Dante met Dampe from Legend of Zelda?

“He took on the combined might of Phoenix, Bahamut, and Ifrit — each one capable of turning continents to ash — and didn’t even flinch.”

>Canon Dante: Lonely virgin
>Reboot Dantte: Chad who fucked tons of girls. His brother was his bitch. Grabs Kat's ass.

Good morning sirs! please do the needfuls and poste dante

>Dante could move at around 15 quadrillion times the speed of light! That's impressive!

>Unfortunately, Clive could casually outpace the universe being compressed into a few meters in the span of a second so fast that it looked like the universal compression was completely frozen from his perspective! And that's before you get into how Clive can fight in realms beyond time, that's just straight up beyond infinite speed! He could even keep up with that Kratos guy!

Any good match ups for him?

>>150903626
“In Peak of Combat, Dante counters a time-freeze effect by moving faster than the time stop itself. That’s not reflexes — that’s a physics violation.”

>>150903656
Metal Sonic

>>150903656
Brother Nier

“In Before the Nightmare, he fought demons that reincarnate every time they die — and still managed to permanently erase them. That’s straight-up soul erasure.”

>>150903690
...is for Xion.

“And thanks to his guest slot in Tekken 8, Clive’s scaling just went completely off the rails.
See, he can canonically throw hands with Lili Rochefort—who isn’t just a pampered heiress with ballet kicks. She’s the same Lili who later pops up in Digimon World Re:Digitize Decode!
Which means, Clive now scales to a verse where digital life-forms create and collapse universes made of raw data.
In other words, our boy went from burning continents to potentially sparring in a multiverse that reboots itself every few centuries.
Yeah…that’s not a power-jump, that’s a software update from reality 1.0 to ∞.”

Is Torrian still a good animator after all his years after leaving Death Battle? Will Dante vs Clive hold up when compared to his past work?

>See, Ultima creates the Interdimensional Rift. This actually exists in other Final Fantasy games, like 5!

>This means that Ultima very likely created the entire Final Fantasy multiverse, which is a transcendentally infinite structure that is beyond all logical frameworks and fractal possibilities as well as beyond the boundaries of boundaries according to The Ultimate Final Fantasy XIV Cookbook!

>What did Clive do? Why, he just punched God in the face and said that he prays to no gods, like KINGtos would!

>it's real
DANTEXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!

>>150903806
>The Ultimate Final Fantasy XIV Cookbook!
>Why, he just punched God in the face and said that he prays to no gods, like KINGtos would!
kino

I feel like the ramifications of Kratosura are far more noticeable when you consider that the crew have never really joked about it compared to stuff like Ben vs Hal or Goku vs Superman 2. "Time, huh?" still gets merchandise, while I doubt they'd ever make a "You're a monster no longer" mug.

Superman won

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150903826
Too close yet so far

>>150903656
Roxxas GAPES him.

>>150903849
>Draw 25

I came back from an Uno game where I drew 30.

>>150903839
they should go all in on it and double down
make a Kratos vs Asura 2 where they actually recalc Asura to be weaker and calc Kratos to be 100x stronger, and then make up a bunch of feats for Kratos, including stuff they made up with literally zero basis
then have Asura be an evil monster and destroy Earth in the battle while Kratos is portrayed saving puppies

>>150903890
...While getting GAPED by ROXXXAS.

>>150903889
>unofficial
Dantebro...

>>150903859
Sonic rapes and gapes Goku but jobs to Commesson and gets turned into Gummy Sonic

>>150903859
TRVTH NVKE

>>150903902
>then have Asura be an evil monster and destroy Earth
That’s exactly what would’ve happened if Devil Artemis hadn’t stopped them. Literally had to fucking beg them to not turn Asura into a complete psycho.

>>150902743
Sakuya is still Top 1, Frieren and Samus are tied. I'm not sure if people are just randomly switching votes or trying to make it even on purpose but it's gonna take a lot of luck for Sakuya to survive this round.

>>150903902
It would be very funny if they used the temple feat to say Kratos flipped a multiverse. I can also imagine Kratos pummeling Asura and extending a hand in clemency and understanding, offering to redeem Asura, but Asura lashes out wrathfully and Kratos snaps his neck like he did to Baldur

>>150903806
>"Sure, Clive is impressive and has lots of otherworldly feats. But none of them are even a factor. Just being nearby Dante could make him fall into despair and run away in fear...BY JUST USING HIS REAL NAME! Now *that* is aura."

https://imgur.com/a/devil-may-cry-volume-1-phrase-3-page-165-167-sdwjmKD

>>150903902
>ASURA
>YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, A YOUNG WOMAN OF COLOR, CRY?!
>THIS ENDS NOW! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY THIS WORLD AND ALL THE MINORITIES THAT LIVE WITHIN IT!
>*Using the powers of Hope, Kratos leaps onto Asura and plunges the Blade of Olympus onto his forehead.*
>You are a monster no longer...
>*Mithra, seeing the damage her father caused, instead chooses to follow Kratos, a better man.*

>>150903975
>. I can also imagine Kratos pummeling Asura and extending a hand in clemency and understanding, offering to redeem Asura
Asura's final words... "DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM"

>>150903998
>"Hey baby, wanna fuck?"
>Kratos raises his eyebrow at her smugly.
Kino? Kino.

>>150903962
>no argument

Okay, Superman beat Goku at everything, but does Goku beta Sonic at everything?

I'm like hey what's up hello.

>>150904057
Goku is beta to CHADnic, yes.

Sonic will never be better than Mario, and he will never be better than Goku either. Only reason his franchise is sill around is because of mentally ill Americans.

>>150904057
Goku winning at all after his three losses to Supes will just feel like a pity win no matter what.

Mario's most iconic piece of fanmedia is Grandad 7. Sonic's is Sonichu. They are not the same.

>>150903998
>YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, A YOUNG WOMAN OF COLOR, CRY?!
Mithra is white though.

>>150904077
GoGOD is better than Sonic, yes

pity win mario

>>150904135
...at doing SuperCHAD's laundry!

I've never seen a fan of Dragon ball or Sonic who wasn't either a nigger or a white soiboy.

>>150904125
she's aryan (india)

Asura has no feats.

>>150904119
>>150904155
>HBOCku
Like we don't notice, fag.

>SuperKEKs obsess and seethe over GODku
>Get exposed as frauds
>UltraKEK schizo obsesses and seethes over GODku
>Gets exposed as a fraud
>FAGnic keks obsess and seethe over GODku
>

>>150904155
...'s victim, also known as pity win sonic.

>>150904125
FUCKABLE is what she looks

>Unfortunately for Dante, it seemed like all that "aura bruh" was just the fact that Dante doesn't bother taking showers or cleaning his clothes! No wonder the girls barely gave a shit when Dante got stuck in hell permanently at the end of the series, guy just reeked of pure unfettered ass!

>That's right Boomstick. When we actually examined the feats, we noticed that across the entire franchise in spite of him flirting with various women, not a single one chose to sleep with him...

>On the other hand, Clive fucked his cute childhood friend on-screen no condom! Maybe if the DMC remake hadn't been so shit and became part of canon, Dante could've stood a chance here, but it's clear who the real winner of this fight was.

KISS ME DEKU!

>>150904187
When was I exposed as a fraud? I just posted Ultraman once and DBSpics went apeshit.

I have a feeling that Dante vs Clive will debunk universal DMC as a half-assed attempt at reparations for Kratos vs Asura.

>>150904182
...below mountain level.

>>150904193
KINGtos scholar, btw.

>>150904187
>goKEKs no longer want to 'solo fiction'
What happened to you?

>>150904119
>Not even top 3
Super Mario Logan and SuperMarioGlitchy4 neggs

>Superman beat Goku
>Gocucks cry
>Ultraman is more relevant than Goku
>Gocucks cry
>Sonic is a blue rat.
>Gocucks are valid at hating him
Fuck that Chilidog eating faggot.

>>150904196
>>150904211
The reception of the new DMC show just makes me think a Clive win is inevitable.

>ultraman had an anime first
>GOKU DIDN'T
LOL

Prove that Goku can kill Gojo, NOW.

>>150904211
Clive has universal wank of his own that's just going to be used

I would be insanely surprised if they say Dante is 9 million lowballed or anything close to it

Why is it strength and wealth is what defines a character success, why can't we all be friends

>Superman
>Ultraman
>Sonic
>Goku
the VERMIN of these halls...

Lost interest in the dbzfags seething and throwing a melty. Gonna look at fat tits on google.

>>150904273
I... I CAN'T!

>>150904273
he... he can't...

>>150904292
HE SPELT SUS, HE'S THE IMPOSTER

>>150904292
>kaijushitters and Discord troons out of NOWHERE

>>150904220
>first 10 minutes of Asura’s game has him punching a continent-sized monster back to sleep as the pseudo-tutorial
Why is Asura’s Wrath like this?

>>150904285
>strength and wealth
Then the most powerful man on earth is Vladimir Putin, who wrestles whales and is probably rich.

>>150904273
>rapes Makima
>rapes Goku
>rapes Omniman
>rapes All Might
Is there anyone Gojo doesn't NEG and RAPE?

Light vs Columbo would only be good if Light somehow won but we know that'd never happen because it's an obvious joke matchup.

>>150904242
For me it's
>Dante's story is clearly done and V is moreso about passing the torch and enjoying retirement
>there likely will be no DMC6 thanks to the anime being shit
>Clive has both a wholesome wife and doggo waiting for him to come home (for brownie points, the doggo will likely be involved in the fight and as part of the reason Clive wins so plebbit claps) and is also supposed to be part of the new generation of character action heroes, and he's going to be used in more crossovers or other FF projects

>Infinity is used in math to show that you fucked up your math, since infinity is something you can't achieve because it would break everything
>VS debaters try to come up with ways to surpass infinity, something that can't exist, and use made-up words they themselves define
>These terms and definitions just describe infinity anyway

>>150904119
Racist Mario
Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom
Neglected Mario Characters Comix
TerminalMontage's Speedrunner Mario

>>150904353
it would be kino if Light gets defeated by Columbo and goes to jail but kills him anyway

>>150904285
Could any character out-gay Naruto?

>>150904353
Carlos winning would be the only acceptable outcome.

>>150904366
SpacebattlesGOD please have mercy on us...

>>150904376
I'd love it if the outcome was based around specific instances of them outsmarting opponents in specific situations to see who's wits even out, but it'll probably just be "Columbo does this EVERY SINGLE DAY!"

>>150904321
Because it's Indian.

why are the dbspics so parasocial with akira toriyama? he had no idea you exist.

>>150904430
Anon he's burning in hell right now, Toriyama has bigger things to worry about

>>150904412
The only actual situation where Columbo can figure out the Death Note is literally if it either A: gets directly used in the most obvious way in front of him or B: he gets his hands on it.
Anyway they're totally going to have one of these things happen because Columbo winning is the endgoal and we all know it.

>>150904430
Fatherless faggots are just like that.

>>150903902
>they actually recalc Asura to be weaker and calc Kratos to be 100x stronger
>they make Chakravartin multi-planetary at most via his statements about “the world” even though the bitch was lightyears away from Gaea and was sucking in stars and galaxies
>they scale Asura to star level max
>they give KINGtos the deranged 5D low complex multiversal scaling Kratostards use
>they give KINGtos infinite-immeasurable speed
>the fight has Asura destroying the Earth the moment KINGtos makes him too angry (the entire fight prior was KINGtos standing there and not even moving or flinching from Asura’s attacks)
>Asura kills everyone including Mithra
>KINGtos then flies around in space at infinite speed with Icarus’ wings, blitzes Asura, and one taps him with a finger
>Asura dies and can’t revive as the Power of Hope removed the concepts of Mantra and Wrath
>KINGtos pulls out a cookbook and revives Earth and everyone
>Mithra then runs up and hugs KINGtos, saying he is the better father
>cut to later with Atreus and Mithra making out
>K.O!!!

>>150904552
CANOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>150904366
Funny how literal suggs layer make more sense

>>150903839
because even they thought the episode was a complete abortion. With GVS2 you know they didn't really care going in. With Kratosura it was more like everything simply went wrong it at every turn until they just went "fuck it" and tossed it out

>>150904552
Agreed and far more accurate than the real fight up until the end. My son is currently dating a proud POC Norse myth accurate giant as he is trying to be a better man.
It is alright, however. On my trips to Egypt I will pass through to the Subsaharan part of the contin- I mean, er, outer outer omniverse according to Cory Barlog and find a pack of feral African nigg- I mean, gentlemen that she can hopefully learn from.

>>150904366
my favorite part is how they decided to have an arbitrary limit to how much infinitier you can get
>well you can have an infinity hierarchy you can transcend and then you can transcend THAT but then you can't transcend it again because reasons
just WoDfags wanking their "omnipotent non-duality beyond math" god tiers

>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power
>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth
>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!"
>Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body
>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone
>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography
>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)
>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men
>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura."
>K.O.!!!
I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?

can someone post the image of Asura and Kratos on his dogsled fighting Chakravartin together? that one's really funny to me

>>150904793
KINO!

>>150904660
>Having a hierarchy of infinity
That isn't what infinity is. You can't have more or less infinity. But then someone pulls out
>w-well if you have an infinity of 1s and an infinity of 2s, the 2s would be more infinite!

No, not at all. It just means that there is an infinity made of 1s and one of 2s. They are still, both infinite and equal. It's like saying that an infinity of apples is somehow more infinite than an infinity of oranges. In the end, it's all the same.

>>150904808
thanks, fucking hilarious

>>150904828
Yeah I totally agree, I'm just saying that even their made-up bullshit is illogical and doesn't follow

>>150904914
I know, but I just pointed out the flawed counterargument to how different infinities can be more or less infinite to each other. It's something that people bring up a lot.

Peak comedy is when you have a guy who blitzes out of solar systems and galaxies while bulldozing through stars and supernovas fighting a guy who travels with dogsleds because it’s more convenient to him and thinks a planet-sized snake is an exaggeration. Death Battle achieved peak comedy which is why Kratos vs Asura will always be ICONIC.

>>150905048
I still don't know how in the fuck DB came to the conclusion they did. It had to be blatant bias; they got everything wrong, from how the characters act to what their levels of power were and how they used them. All of it is just plain wrong.

>>150905048
>>150905079
I can see how they came to the conclusion they did (giga wanking Kratos and buying into the "nine realms = nine universes" thing, etc.). That part is understandable.
I am more curious about how they wrote the episode and the characterization of both characters. I would love for them to actually talk about this in a DB Cast or something. They're going to just ignore it and hope people forget about Krasura and everything about it, which people will, but I would really like to see how they thought of the initial storyboards in particular where Asura blows up the world.

>>150905165
Death Battle are the same guys who had Superman and Goku destroy the Earth. They also had Goku destroy the Earth by using Kaioken in the third battle.

>>150905195
At least in the third one they had a single moment where Goku tells Superman "we can just wish it all back later".

>>150905079
Is it seriously just because they were scared of pissing off Kratosfags? They had to have known that Hal beating Ben would be the controversial choice so it's not like they would make Asura lose just because they thought it would be more controversial than Kratos winning (though it really wasn't)
I remember Reddit saying "No one will get pissed, most people will just be impressed that Kratos is that strong and be encouraged to check out Asura's game" and then you look at the comment section and the majority of people actually are pissed that Asura lost

>>150905165
I mean we sort of know why. The episode was written years ago back when DB couldn't give less of a shit about characterization and gave us GOLD like Aang saying he had no choice to kill a slightly rude guy. We just don't know why they didn't rewrite it but they probably were just being lazy and wanted to focus on other bigger matches

>>150905079
To be honest, I don’t think even DB bought half the shit they were saying, considering the “just because we’ve SEEN Kratos [do something obviously out of his capabilities to any sane person], doesn’t mean he couldn’t!”. Like why the fuck would you say that? You’re wanking Kratos, just stick with it and don’t hint any doubts, especially to the audience you’re trying to sell that shit to. We’ll never know for sure and can only speculate unless they come out with something.
>>150905165
>I would really like to see how they thought of the initial storyboards in particular where Asura blows up the world
Probably not much of it considering they let it slip past the scripts and it made it into the storyboard. They literally did not give a shit until DA had to fight for them to change it, otherwise we would’ve have Asura destroy the planet and kill his everyone, including his daughter who he fought god and died for, in the episode.

>>150905257
It doesn't help that DB staff made tweets dismissing Asura. They made this episode because they wanted to wank the fuck out of Kratos. Asura was just the easiest target because they hoped few people would call them out on the shitty,...well,...everything.

>>150905310
>It doesn't help that DB staff made tweets dismissing Asura
Wait really?

Really, they should have just picked Doomguy for Kratos. Wank them both to multiversal and people will call it retarded but no one will really care, like Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead (powerscaling wise, I know people didn't like Chosen Undead giving up). Both are wall level but no one actually cared that they were wanked so high because they were both statement merchants.

>>150905384
If I recall, Ben made a tweet talking how they didnt wanna seem like they were picking on the little guy, before the ep aired.

>>150904660
Wod literally trascends all of that. Fuck. Alot of wod fags refuse to humor those section from the lore, as it isn't built for vs battling for obvious reasons (suggsverse layers). Atleast from what i have seen

>>150905310
It didn’t really help that Asura’s game was a flop, Crapcom abandoned the IP, and the amount of genuine Asurafags (aka people who played the game) on the internet is low, even more so with the ones that actually powerscale or even watch Death Battle. The thing was that Asura is a fucking ridiculous featsman that he legitimately broke through some normalfags’ mental conditioning because his feats were so blatantly obvious and over the top that even a 5 year old could tell he’d beat the fuck out of Kratos. That’s why there was outrage + DB’s logic was retarded at so many points during their verdict.
>>150905384
See picrel.

>>150905393
>people didn't like Chosen Undead giving up
I never played Dark Souls and barely played Skyrim but was there any other way they could have had the DB put down the CU other than that?

>>150905393
Part of the reason they organized it like they did was so that Kratos could win his gimme and Slayer could win his gimme

DMCfags are going to be PISSED if they're the only one of the big lore trio that doesn't get their free win

>>150905467
>More appreciation for an overlooked gem
>Blatantly misrepresent the MC in every way possible
Gotta hand it to DB. Their heads are so far up their asses these days, we need to come up with a new term for it.

>>150905471
Soul Gem trapping is what they should have used. CU going hollow is silly. Mfer didn't want it enough.

>>150905509
What could possibly make Wario react thusly?

Is there legitimately any place other than here and Reddit that bitch about Krasura? Youtubes comments seem mostly okay with it and so was Twitter. And those are the places they're more likely to look at.

>>150905480
>tfw we'll never get the lore battle royale

>>150905533
Dedede wank robbing him

>>150905471
No. The CU also can't Hollow, or they only Hollow when the player themselves gives up, so the verdict is basically just telling Fromfags that Dragonborn as a boss fight is just that bullshit.
I guess technically the Dragonborn can die of old age though.

>>150905560
>I guess technically the Dragonborn can die of old age though.
Jesus that would have been the funniest verdict

>>150905536
>Youtubes comments seem mostly okay
If you sort by new and scroll, you’ll see a good amount of pissed-off comments. There was also a Kratosfag who had a melty for 7 months straight jumping at every comment that disagreed with or hated the episode.

>>150905560
>I guess technically the Dragonborn can die of old age though.
That was my thought too. Unless they say vampire Dragonborn is canon maybe.

>>150905560
They should have NLF the Thu'um and said he could make the Chosen Undead alive again, then just kill him

What would happen in the timeline where Asura beat Kratos? Considering the episode was largely responsible for the mental breakdown of this place, would things fare better? What about outside of /dbg/?

>>150905602
More like a KratosSCHOLAR fighting the good fight putting AsuraJEETS in their place

Holy fucking shit what the Hell happened to these threads
Is it gonna get worse during the hiatus?

>>150905709
Asura winning would had just led to people reacting "yeah,no shit" and move on.

>>150905709
we forget about it after we go "as SHARTos dserves", and we shitpost more about the recent matchups
maybe Simon vs Kyle or Deku vs Miles would be the new main matchup we shitpost about, both were pretty cancerous

>>150905709
>What about outside of /dbg/?
Reddit will be mixed and we might have a different copypasta from the "I thought the animation was pretty good" one
Youtube will be more contentious and have more debunk videos
Twitter will also be more contentious

>>150905777
1. KINGTOOOOOOSSS!!!!
2. No. No one really cared about Buffy vs Blade, so we're basically on the extended
Ash vs Yugi hiatus already, and most people are betting on Yugi.
>Dante vs Clive
Almost forgot it existed. Doesn't really have that much of a presence here. Ruby vs Maka had more of one.

>>150905792
Hulkzilla was obnoxious too. I think Ultima or Hulk would be our Kratos in this timeline.

>>150905883
Banner was teaching Godzilla AND Hulk

>>150905831
Unironically, living in the timeline where the TEACHING pasta exists is pretty funny desu. Asura losing was absolutely shitty but fuck if I didn’t get a laugh at some of the memes that dumpster fire of an episode produced.
>Reddit will be mixed
I think they were for Kratos winning before the episode aired. YouTube definitely would have some pissed off Kratosfags spamming debunk videos about GOW “lore” to wank Kratos if DB didn’t do it that much.

>>150904125
Kratos is so lucky.

>>150905883
Dude, it's still obnoxious. You see Reddit right now? They are having a meltdown over the Godzilla vs Marvel comic.

>>150905950
In that timeline Godzilla won the episode and Hulk won the comic

>>150905845
Give it time. Once Dante's preview rolls around I think the shitposting should begin to pick up.
I suspect we're about to actually see what happens when a lore merchant dies to a more obscure featsman this time (probably underwhelming here but lots of bitching on plebbit and youtube)

>>150905962
Teaching shit is fun.

Just like Maka was teaching Deku how to love. Maka x Deku winny.

>Meanwhile in Bizzaro /dbg/
>I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs Asura was bad
>Even if you agree with the results you have to admit that they portrayed Keatos so poorly. It didn't even look like he did damage to Asura, and despite their supposed "stat gap" it makes the animation more boring. And I don't know why they focused so much on Greek Kratos and using all of his weapons from that era when he was supposed to have GROWN from it and become BETTER. It's like they were intent on portraying Kratos as a rageful monster just so Asura could TEACH him, and frankly it was disrespectful
>The death was also incredibly disrespectful. Out of all the kills they could have done why did they have Asura kill Kratos like how Kratos kill Poseidon? Not only was it too gory and felt too spiteful but Asura STOLE one of Kratos's big moments and made it his own
>At least Devil Artemis was nice enough to give us an alternate ending, and it was a GREAT one that should have been the result. It gave Asura an actual respectable death than what they did with Kratos
>I know the results are going to be argued over. I never played Asura's Wrath, and I probably never will since I don't have time, but from everything I have seen it feels like this should have been a much closer match than it was shown as. But the alternate ending is nice and I wish we had more. It would have been nice to see how Nolan would have killed Bardock.

>>150906067
I don't mind Bizarro timeline but living in the world where GER is Death Battle TM approved unbeatable hax god and Eggman beating Bowser has Sonicfags saying the Mario Sonic verdict is overturned is a hard pill to swallow.

>>150906118
>GER is Death Battle TM approved unbeatable hax
Nfl>>>>kratos level lore

>>150906067
>marvel got 3 wins this season
>even though they gave zilla the pity win against SHITulk Hulk still beat his ass in the comics
It's not FAIR

At least Shitvel is nowhere near as jerked on this show as Street Fighter, Transformers or Power Rangers

Bizarro timeline we would have had infinitely more BBC posting since Miles and Blade would have won their battles.

Would Goku win against Superman in Bizarro Death Battle or is his losing streak like a multiversal constant?

>>150906230
Yes.

>>150905845
>No one really cared about Buffy vs Blade,
The fight got an increase of attention in the last two weeks when it became more and more debatable

>>150906208
>timeline where Tom and Asura wins
>threads will be spammed almost nonstop with BBC posts in exchange
Ouch.

>>150906230
I was under the presumption only this season was Bizarro'd for purposes of shitposting

What if we fuse KINGtos, DekuXMakaFag, /dbs/spic, UltraFag, A BBC enjoyer, and Listtroon into one poster?

>>150906281
Xhey take over the planet.

>>150906281
We get a sonic scholar, next question.

>Gokufags and Ultramanfags going at each other like their characters about to have DB
>Meanwhile Dantefags and Clivefags glazing the shit out of each other and they actually do have upcoming match
Explain this scholars

>>150906281
Doesn't even measure up to the autism of a single Sonigger

>>150906281
We finally found a match for the weakest Evangelion shipper

>>150906230
Dc fags are bullied, and goku is seen as a hero. Kyle leech win launches dc fags self esteem to the stratosphere, though

>>150906299
Okay, what if fuse >>150906281 + Sonic Scholar + Yurifag + a Twitter Fag

>>150906312
>>150906324

Fuse all of these into ONE poster.

NOW>>150906312

>>150906303
DBfags and Ultratards are obnoxious as fuck

>>150906303
>insecure retards fighting over pointless nonsense like age or relevance
>two groups that just want to see a cool sword fight
Not that hard to figure out

>>150906336
This is just the average Kylebro

>>150906364
Y'all told me Dante wasn't just an epic pizza redditman and then show me this

>>150906377
NO.

I WANT A POSTER STRENGHT OF A SCHIZO. A POSTER THAT WHEN IT ENTERS THE HALLS - IT MAKES EVERYONE QUAKE IN FEAR

Give me the best opponent for Kaiju No.8

>>150906303
They were taught to be better men.

>>150906409
Manga/Netflix ULTRAMAN, the armored suits for humans.

>>150906418
You joke, but Dante and Clive genuinely did undergo that story arc in their games. Both of them used to be anger-filled MONSTERS but learned to become BETTER MEN

>>150906404
As I said - the average Kylebro.

>>150906303
>>Meanwhile Dantefags and Clivefags glazing the shit out of each other and they actually do have upcoming match
their fanbases are fags

>>150906458
NO.

EVERYONE DOESN'T FEAR THE KYLEBRO ENOUGH

>Guts, Doomslayer and now probably Dante and Columbo
I hate crowd pleasing winners

>>150906432
That could work

>>150906465
>Dante is canon lolicon grooming a little girl and Clive fucked and married his adopted sister
>fans are fags
Since when did faggots have taste this refined?

>>150906485
Guts didn't win though. Dante probably won't either

>Go to pizzeria
>Look at the menu
>Immediately spot the Goku Pizza
>Ultraman Pizza nowhere to be found
wtf how is such ultraphobia allowed to stand?

>>150906533
Since they became the students of HIM.

>>150906485
Didn't Guts lose to Dimitri? Him beating Nightmare was perfectly reasonable considering how often Nightmare jobs in the Soul Calibur games and Guts passes of as another SC-fighter

I think the best Dante is gonna get is what they gave Vergil in that Galacta Knight blog.
Times 10/20 Universal and 7 quintillion times light speed,

>goku has to whore himself out to random, unofficial pizza places
SAD!

>>150906577
Genuinely, shitposts aside, would Kratos wear those clothes?

dead match

>>150906599
>and 7 quintillion times light speed,
KEK

>>150906599
Vergil got chainscaled to those numbers through Dante so it makes sense.
I have no idea what they'll do for Clive. Maybe 48x universal from the Omega upscale, Tri-disaster that Ultima shrugs off before he absorbs 16 of his clones. Or they could just throw out the universal shit entirely.
The Omega dimension compression for speed results in way more retarded numbers than what they gave for Vergil funnily.
Either way this match seems like such a coin flip I can see G1 being wrong this time since it's going to come down to really specific interpretations of certain things like Dante's regen, how Dante's/Clive's powers stack, how to treat the universal feats, etc.

Discussion of Dante vs. Clive feels lot more respectful compared to past matchups, are their fans truly better men?

>>150906632
>>150906661
Slash that, it was 5 quint.
Note that this through multiplier stacking Mundus' 'universe creation' feat. If we go with more easy to digest speed wank, laser dodging (with multipliers) gets to 31.5 times FTL and Dante flying through Mundus's 'realm' gets like 50 million times ftl.
And I can't find any wank for Clive online.

>>150906706
It helps that we know the featsman can't use his actual feats this time, so it'll just boil down to lore and thus it's pretty much anyone's match

>>150906720
Clive has a lot of laser dodging feats. I don't know which is the fastest, but he and Phoenix very casually dance and outspeed lasers. I would not be surprised if he got similar wanked numbers for just basic laser dodging stuff
The similar big wank speed for Clive is him fighting Omega and Omega compresses the universe into a tiny ball in like a second, which means, technically, Clive is throwing out hundreds of attacks in the last rontosecond of the fight and also basically making the compression of the universe look stationary.
Tough to say how G1 will calculate the Omega feat or how DB will treat speed though.

>>150906783
yeah, but you're forgetting this is multiplier wank included
I wouldn't be surprised if multiplier wankery gives Dante the advantage

>>150906783
Also one thing to mention: any light dodging calc done as Ifrit is going to be way better than it is for just regular Clive/Dante because, well, Ifrit is way bigger, and so has to move a lot more distance to perform the same feat.
I wonder if this is going to be the first DB where range is seriously considered given Clive's AOE and scale is just a lot bigger.

>>150906577
If they're comfortable yes.

>>150906829
It's "only" a 10x multiplier at best, though.

>>150902654
fpbp

>>150904360
>>there likely will be no DMC6 thanks to the anime being shit
you have mental retardation

How will DB humiliate the loser if:
>Dante wins
>Clive wins

>>150906967
>no reuben langdon thanks to leftoid spazzing
>no one wants to have another game with a billion hours of Nero acting like a faggy crybaby again
>dante/vergil's arc is done, there's nothing more for them to do with it
Just accept it's over and hopefully the franchise doesn't get raped by jeets anymore it than it already has

>>150906995
DMC5 sold like 5 million or something.
I doubt Capcom is gonna leave it on the table for too long (unless they're in another 'fuck everything that's not RE, MH and SF' mood)

>>150904828
>he doesn't know about bigger infinites
uoh...

>>150907006
Speaking of Capcom, what's their strongest character or game?

>>150907136
Asura's Wrath
MvC through Marvel characters.

KINGtos won this thread, every /dbg/ thread that has ever existed, every /dbs/ thread that has ever existed, every VSBW thread that has ever existed, every reddit thread that has ever existed, etc., etc.

All he wants is for you to become a better man.

>>150902979
KINGcelsior!!!!

>>150907207
>jobber that lost to Witch KING after getting a power boost
BITCHdalf should remain silent

SpacebattleVirgins quake before Set Theory gods
>B-b-but it's just a theory
So is fiction.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO HIGHER THEN INFINITY MUH NO LIMIT FALLACY MUH XEELEE AND CAPESHIT SOLO
CHADalf with Ainur solos

>>150907218
>jobber that [LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED]
Gandalf would have raped and gaped him.

>>150907223
Infinity is sized like infinity, you can't just say you have a "higher" infinity. It makes no sense.

>>150907243
>you can't
It's fiction, anything is possible

>>150907236
Just like he raped and gaped those Orcs and Wargs that forced him to hide from the on a tree branch? Oh wait...

Gandalf may not be as fraudulent as Sauron, but he's still weak little bitch that gets mogged by gay elves, Numenorian BVLLS and even fucking Hobbits

>>150907236
>Gandalf would have r-ACK!

>>150907255
He was preparing to RAPE AND GAPE the orcs and wargs too. You have to remember that Gandalf during the series is obligated to not use his powers, he has to restrain himself at all times unless in absolute need like against the Nazgul (which he soloed 1vs9 as the Grey) or the Balrog (who he 1v1d and mutual killed.) If anything the White was just being able to use like a slight bit more of his power.

>>150907223
post set theory being mentioned in SHIT of the rings

>>150907268
>Non canon deleted scene from a movie spinoff
READ THE BOOKS NIGGA. He was ready to GAPE that little ringwraith bitch but the witch king turned and left. How dare you doubt this Outerversal BEAST?!

>>150907253
FICTION IS BASED ON THE LIMITATIONS OF REALITY