Thread 150907685

Even a street tier can beat a multiversal if he tries hard enough!

>>150907685 (OP)
>Even a street tier can beat a multiversal so long as the people dont understand math, physics or how words work.

Gay. Get banned, you cunt.

Why does everyone want each fight to be the newest Jonathan vs Tanjiro or that Kratosura alt ending? It's do fucking lame to do that with DMC/FF16 of all things. Imagine after Clive killed Kupka, it showed him ascending to heaven to see Beneditka again, it'd just suck out all the action-based catharsis.

poll status?

[Ritual Post]
now with that out of the day, i think clive is losing this

/dbg/ KNEELS to KINGny...

>>150907742
HOLY SHIT!!!! PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY ASS!!!!! I beg you, I don't want to wear diapers when I'm old.

>>150907742
Is there no hero who can protect us…?

>>150907832
There have been occasional autistic anons who have driven jannies to tears, but those are long gone now. No more can single autist like Accelspammer render entire board unusable for several hours, Jannies have grown too powerful

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which one of you faggots was this on /v/

>>150908120
ohhhhh no

>>150907685 (OP)
git gud scrub

>>150908169
This page always tickled my funny bone since that Avengers roster would have struggled hard against Firelord. What are Captain America, Wasp and Black Knight able to do to Firelord that Spider-man couldn't? Hercules could clobber him, but was unable to fly at the time. Starfox could fly, but lacked the power to fight on par with him.

This is a hold up show me your dragon battles.

>>150907690
Well you're in luck, powerscalers don't.

>>150908228
What made him have a melty this time?

>>150908089
Reimu Blanco!

>Goku needs a girl so Toriyama gives him wife called "Tits"
>Goku's son? His name is "Meal"
What did Toriyama mean by this?

We should make another thread with a proper thumbnail

This is THE THREAD!!!

>>150908200
I figure Hercules' strength, Starfox and Wasp's flight, and Cap's leadership together would have a decent chance of defeating him.

>>150907724
>Frieren: 512
>Meta Knight: 132
>Sakuya: 518
>Samus: 513

>>150908259
His tranny BLACKED hypnosis video stopped playing.

Dante is faster than Sonic.

Canon Popeye is a Yujiro victim.

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yujiro_Hanma

https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Popeye_(Canon,_Comic_Strip)/Denim_Valentine

>>150908553
What did you expect from girl named "last night?" Ofc she would be yesterday's news

>>150907685 (OP)
If the multiversal is stupid enough to play with his food instead of killing him on the spot. Hubris is a bitch.

>>150908553
This shit is so fucking close it's funny.
5 people changing their minds would be enough to turn these results upside down

I come from the future. Sakuya and Frieren are OUT, Samus is IN. Weebs taking another L

>The ground trembled and the mountains shook when the two titans grappled. The dwellers on the Youkai Mountain and in the Genbu Ravine surely must have been panicking and wondering what was going on. Just when the titans’ fists were about to collide once more―Reimu’s Fantasy Seal burst forth! The manjuu that started the fight was consumed by Reimu and the two titans reverted back to their normal size…
Friendly Reminder Sakuya can beat these two in a fight...

>>150909013
Hope you are wrong, I want either Frieren or Sakuya to survive.
Samus has too little shitposting potential because everyone accepts her gaping Master Chief

>>150909030
I have nothing against Frieren, but I lowkey want Sakuya to get voted out because Touhofags ITT have been getting uppity lately and it would be fun to see them get mad about that

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>>150908553
I feel like the people voting against Meta Knight need to just switch there vote at this rate, its basically useless.

>>150909130
Most disrespectful part of that DB since Manga Red has actual experience fighting other trainers instead of just cheerleading from the sides. Did Taichi actually ever fight others himself instead of just relying on his Digimon partner?

>>150909075
He shouldn’t have tried ice skating.

>TouhouCHADS have been gaping and schooling me too much lately
Ladies...

Does Thor have no good MUs that aren’t DC?

>>150909400
Who even gives a fuck about Thor?

>>150909400
I don't think so. His best one is Orion by far.
Does Ultimate Thor have any matchups?

>>150909400
>look up Thor matchups
>DMC Dante
>KINGtos
>GoW Thor
>He-Man
>Saber
Kek

>>150909496
All of whom shreck thor because marvel thor is weak and a canon cuck

>>150909075
I screamed "TNDtos!!!!!" IRL When this happened

>>150909529
I can confirm. I heard it from halfway across the planet and it cured my homosexuality

>>150909483
Besides Absolute Diana, no?

>>150909496
He-Man’s alright but Saber and Dante? That’s retarded

>>150909529
WHAT? I WOULD NEVER SAY DEATH TO ALL NI- I MEAN BEAUTIFUL BIPOC! TAKE THIS SUB WALL LEVEL BUSTING PUNC- AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE *girlish squeal* owwwieeee I broke my hand, uggghhhhhh *rolls on floor in pain*

>>150909400
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Thor_VS_John

>>150909574
ooc, Kratos would say "BOOOOYYY HELP MEEEE", unless Atreus no longer identifies as a boy

>>150909400
>heirs of a powerful divine figure
>have been banished from their divine homes
>magic weapon that answers only to them and returns to their hands
>among the heaviest hitters in their verses providing scaling to other characters
>weather manipulation powers

>>150909469
I used to...

>>150909165
He fist fought Matt a few times, pretty brutally when Matt had his edgelord loner arc after being manipulated by a puppet

>>150909598
What’s wrong with Mortal Thor? I thought it’s cool

>>150909610
Aaron and Ewing did too much damage to the character and his mythos respectively. I can't look at him the same way ever again

>>150909598
this is supposed to be good?
This is just asspulls, faggy speeches and fart-sniffing. Odin can't do shit to him yet Thor can just break his neck, break his jaw, then stuff his hammer deep down his throat because le i'm the main character so plot needs to bend and I don't need to bother writing

>>150909165
The most disrespectful part is where they called Pokémon slaves

The funny part is that it's also completely true no matter how much Pokeks vehemently deny it. Even recent games like PLA have shown Pokémon literally just shrink so the Pokeballs are just tiny prisons you use to capture your prey in, and Pokémon are basically akin to feral African niggers who attacked and burned down human settlements in the past before they were forcibly put in indentured servitude

Unless something major happens we probably won't know who's in until they reveal it on the cast on Tuesday, the votes keep changing in an incredibly small margin and have tied at multiple points.

>>150909560
Saber get puts against everybody

>>150909496
>>Saber
Swan would rather kill himself than try to understand fate lore

>>150909769
I don't think Swan would work on that episode

>>150909769
Such an ironic response to literal troonshit.

>>150909701
Eh, Sakuya has been consistently Top 1 for most of the poll.

>>150909701
Triple elimination would be the ideal outcome.

>>150909685
Odin was very weak under Jurgens and even weaker during this arc on top of that. But yes it's kind of cool that Thor finally defeats the Mangog in an ironic way

>>150909801
She was top 1 for most of the first day and then at the bottom for most of the second day. It seems like Samus is out no matter what and then it's a toss up between Frieren and Sakuya since they keep trading places

>>150909685
None of those hits did anything to Mangog. He just knocked Mangog around until the big finish. Mangog always eats everything Thor has and keeps coming fo rmore while pimp slapping everything in his path and this arc was no exception

>>150909820
H-hot
Need more Saber ryona

>>150909801
Sakuya is top 1 for like... 5 votes, it only takes 5 people to completely change the results

>Master Chief
"Please, please vote Samus out, I don't want to die again..."
>DIO
"Jesus, I come before you... Humiliated and humbled, I've never prayed to you before but I swear I'll convert if only you make it so Sakuya gets voted out..."
>Gojo
"Yuji! Buy more DB memberships! We need to spam those Frieren votes! If I'm going to be fraudchecked at least have Urahara or Johnny doing it!"

Look here. Another Warcraft vs Warhammer fight DB will never do.

>>150910107
Chief, DIO and Gojo win though

>>150910107
Dio beats featlesskuya, the leecher with his boundless beast passive plot manip, and Gojo does the unthinkable and...Speed blitzes someone?!?!?

>>150909689
Not to but in on the discussion but doesn't Atem/Yugi also have a sort of bond with his duel monsters like dark magician and kuriboh

>>150910146
Yes. He also has a stronger bond with Atem himself than Ash has with any of his Pokemon

>>150910169
...Even Pikachu?

>>150910107
Where are you seeing Gojo? Frieren is getting fraudchecked by Tiki

Gojo gapes Johnny and Frieren thoughbeit

>>150910128
>Chief
There's nothing to Shitpost here. Chief just gets slaughtered, this is worse than Ruby vs Maka
>DIO
The fact that people talk about composite DIO vs Base Sakuya already tells you all that is to know about this fight
>Gojo
Half of Gojo's arsenal is useless against Frieren, you need to get extremely nitpicky with Frieren while also swallowing all the JJK wank for Gojo to win this
>>150910134
>Dio beats featlesskuya
Post DIO destroying a building, also post DIO moving faster than light
>passive plot manip
Post Beyond affecting the real world
>Gojo does the unthinkable and...Speed blitzes someone?!
If you want to wank Gojo's speed I can do the same for Frieren.
And some calcs get her to Mach 4.3999022843046171616.
Also with the speed advantage Gojo can't hurt Frieren at all (his AP is too low) and his domain is also useless against her.
>>150910183
It's just to Shitpost, Frieren Vs Gojo is one of those weird cases were Gojo doesn't get immediately steamrolled so it's fun to joke about it

>>150910183
>Frierensissies already ducking their matchups
Sad!

>>150910257
... In his dreams

Gojo is one of the few cases where JJK unironically speedblitzes, Frieren got blitzed by a mach 1 bird. Gojo is faster both with lowends and wank.

>>150910259
>her to Mach 4.3999022843046171616.
Oh, you're one of "those" people. Yikes

Next time don't round to fucking 20 digits to hide it a bit better, autist

>>150910270
I just have no idea who Tiki even is

>>150910259
>Post DIO destroying a building, also post DIO moving faster than light
And...The same goes for Sakuya, what? Some 2hoes fag tried to flex his featless franchise by trying to argue that sakuya has plot manip resistance...All he did was basically confirm that Sakuya need daddy real life people to bail him out, because she is unable otherwise. Also Gojo is like solid mach 3-5. Maybe higher, in a far more consistent way (and Toji has a sub rel calc with speed blitzing the bunnies iirc, an obvious outlier, but the anime version of JJK is far more cracked than the manga).

>>150910279
Post it

>>150910179
Yes, because ultimately Pikachu and all Pokemon are pets, and Yugi and Atem are human and intellectual equals

It's like asking whether your bond with your doggo you really really love is equal to the bond you have with your soul mate

>>150910295
>him
Her*

Holy FVCK...

>>150910328
well that's a bit of a harsh comparison

>>150910279
>>150910288
If you want to give Gojo speed wank then we should do the same for Frieren, simple as.
If you don't then Gojo's best on screen speed feat isn't even match 1 so you need to give him scaling. And with scaling frieren can react to lighting.
That's how it works
Also post Gojo doing anything half as impressive as this

>>150910342
>twoshot by a small building level explosion
>said explosion took 10 seconds to charge up
Woah...so this is the power of universal infinite speed Touhou....

>>150910319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AEU3h_887Q
Whole premise of this arc is that the bird moves supersonic so they had to come up with a specific plan to catch it

>>150910179
Atem has most likely seen Yugi naked so yes

>>150910188
Saber is supposed to be super OP... at full power. So basically every iteration of her has to be nerfed somehow so that the war doesn't end instantly. In FSN shiro is a retard with shit mana so she can't even fight a teacher. In zero she gets cursed in her very first fight.
To be clear I'm not defending the writing here, if anything I'm pointing out the inheret problem of writing a character to be so much more OP than everyone else in your setting.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150910343
But it's also true. No matter how much the anime, games and fanbase try to hide it, Pokemon are ultimately tools, pets and slaves who trainers force to fight even if they don't want it. They're not equal to people. Slave owners also were friends and even lovers to their slaves but they were still ultimately slaves.

Literally the games that were meant to definitively prove "Pokémon are totally our friends" ended with a villain forcing a stolen Pokémon to do his bidding against it's will using a Pokeball.

>>150910379
stop saying Sonic is gay

>>150910350
? Gojo is constantly able to block the supersonic blood beams from Sukuna.
>inb4. Umm achsually the technique which was described as supersonic, and shows breaking the sound barrier, isn't supersonic

>>150910295
Here is Sakuya (and Remilia) dodging lasers in real time https://youtu.be/rukrrp1_DlQ?si=gUe0U3RiZFd5rL5P (skip to 23:00 for the fight against Kaguya)
Here's >>150910342 Sakuya Tanking a star level attack
>Ind4: "it looks small! Me can't comprehend!"
Ok, it's still more impressive than anything DIO has done by himself in his entire life.
Now post DIO moving Faster than light and destroying a building.
>Sakuya need daddy real life people to bail him out
DIO needs fanfiction to even exist around Sakuya without being instantly obliterated in 0.000000001 seconds what's your point?
Touhou canonically interacts with our world and reacts to stuff that happens in reality (AI, Trump winning the elections, Comiket, the Japanese lost Decade, etc)
DIO needs to recognize himself as fiction for Beyond to even work.
If you want to play with retarded powers then stick to it.

>>150910438
>muh lasers
>muh statements
Sakuya is such a fucking fraud, jesus.

>>150910419
Congratulations Gojo... You finally surpassed Mach 1 on screen!
Now post a better feat than >>150910350
Otherwise you are just recreating this meme

>>150910457
>No feats
Damn... DIO really has nothing? No buildings? No FTL feats? What about hypersonic feats? Or at least supersonic...

>>150910438
>generic blasts
>""""they're totally lightspeed lasers bro!!!!"""""
Lmao!!!

>Sakuya Tanking a star level attack
Why are you just randomly capitalizing words, Touhoujeet?
>a STAR LEVEL BLAST
>it's like the size of a small shed and takes over 10 seconds to charge
>it takes 70% of the character's health away
Holy shit lmao

>DIO needs fanfiction
At the rate you're going on I don't actually know if Sakuya can beat part 1 Dio

>>150910467
Infinity + Unlimited Void gg desu

>>150910361
I was expecting a high speed chase

Why are touhoufags so hilariously easy to bait

>>150910438
>DIO needs fanfiction to even exist around Sakuya without being instantly obliterated in 0.000000001 seconds what's your point?
If Sakuya starts following the kratos logos, and start leeching from her superiors
>Touhou canonically interacts with our world and reacts to stuff that happens in reality (AI, Trump winning the elections, Comiket, the Japanese lost Decade, etc)
That...It? How the fuck is basic bitch 4th wall break on the same level as the most blatant plot manip blessing of all times
Touhou canonically interacts with our world and reacts to stuff that happens in reality (AI, Trump winning the elections, Comiket, the Japanese lost Decade, etc)
>DIO needs to recognize himself as fiction for Beyond to even work.
Yeah, wait, except Sakuya also did that, by literally begging for money in series, and out of series to avoid getting erased. So much for trascendental if she goes full hobo, and needs her sugar daddy to bail her out
>MUH FANFICTION
It is a novel made to celebrate jojo 25th aniversary. So either you are so retarded you don't know what fanfiction means, or you confused it with non canon (which also means
you don't know what fanfiction is).

>>150910551
They're trannies obsessed with becoming little girls.

>>150910580
They truly became BETTER WOMXN and followed KINGtos's TEACHINGS for how to get far without having a single notable feat

>>150910509
>Infinity
Frieren can analyse magic and counter it on the spot, there's a decent chance for Frieren to straight up come up with "Anti space magic" to just shoot Gojo
But even without that possibility...
>Unlimited
Frieren has mental resistances, UV wouldn't do anything to her.
If anything Gojo's domain expansion is one of frieren's wincons because it would allow her to break the barrier and instantly kill Gobo on the spot

Sakuya can tank all of these

>>150910616
And yet when they're actually used they're all shed level explosions

Do you have even a single actual feat that isn't just Kratos level statement faggotry

>>150910629
has at least Kratos has feats

Not the anon who's arguing but I think basic non-lethal holding back danmaku being able to do this is probably already stronger than most Jojo stands

>>150910643
*hey

And of course Reimu and Okuu's fight had them blow through the ground hard enough it matched a volcanic eruption, plus Okuu's later mountain eclipsing nuke
Sakuya is admittedly a bit of a scaling merchant aside from her lightspeed stuff, though her scaling is at least pretty clear cut

>>150910645
doesn't Star Platinum perform a similar feat in part 3?

>>150910599
It took Frieren MONTHS to study and counter a basic transmutation spell covering a city, let alone something that stretches space into infinity
>Frieren has mental resistances, UV wouldn't do anything to her
That isn't what UV is. UV floods your brain with infinite information and shutting your senses down, it's not just basic mental defenses. You'd have to show Frieren has infinite mental capacity or something similar which is not a thing

>>150910688
Yeah, but if you have to jump to Star Platinum or The World to match stage 1 danmaku that's kind of a problem

I just don't see DIO surviving this.

>>150910645
>breaking a boulder slightly bigger than a small woman
Dude shit tier vampires in part 1 were capable of smashing 20 ft long stone blocks with broken hands

>>150910683
>Sakuya is admittedly a bit of a scaling merchant
Well I'm glad you're admitting it. Kind of fucking sucks for her that someone with actual feats isn't going to be fighting Dio huh?

>>150910492
>Generic Blasts
Pathetic that you need to literally Close your eyes to cope with the Fact that Sakuya would Blitz the entire Jojoverse because they lack FTL Feats
Please read Picrel (implying you are even capable of that)
I'm still waiting for you to post feats btw
>>150910551
>Gets completely gaped by the lowest of lower ends in Touhou
>"I-I was just baiting you!"
Pathetic, no wonder you were literal crying for Swank to save your sorry asses
>>150910561
>If Sakuya starts following the kratos logos, and start leeching from her superiors
I posted Sakuya beating someone, on screen, who would solo the entirety of Jojo.
So no. Hell even with just her skills she would likely still trash DIO.
>How the fuck is basic bitch 4th wall break
Why are you talking about stuff you know nothing about?
The entire plot of Touhou 20 happened because of AI overflowing a Lunarian facility in Gensokyo, this is not 4th wall break, lmao.
In the narrative of Touhou the outside world is Our world. That's why Aya can copy Trump's speeches, why Chinata can gather power from the people who go to Comiket, and why Jo'on and Shion crashed Japan's economy.
If you want to bring beyond then you must post an instance of Beyond affecting the real world because Jorge Joestar recognizes itself as fiction while Touhou recognizes itself as A former part of reality.

>>150910735
The latest Touhou manga had actual mountain scale fights between multiple characters, so I at least feel comfortable giving Sakuya that scaling, She has a lot of obvious advantages against Dio just in how her powers work.

>>150910706
If Frieren the slayer had infinite knowledge it means she'd know every spell+ how to instantly counter gojo. Gojo has no chance.

>>150910645
Uhhh well that's just game mechanics so it doesn't count. Also why are you taking video games seriously?

>>150910706
>It took Frieren MONTHS to study and counter a basic transmutation spell covering a city
Yeah, something far more powerful than anything in JJK (friendly reminder that Sukuna's 200m domain is considered massive by JJK standards)
>let alone something that stretches space into infinity
That's not what infinity does, lmao.
It's just Achilles and the tortoise.
Distance multiplies when you cross half of it
Gojo quite literally explains this in the series.
>UV floods your brain with infinite information and shutting your senses down
Wrong again.
UV's output is 6 months of information for each 0.2 seconds.
Frieren's mind has magical defenses in the first place so you can't just attack her mind like that.

>>150910779
Game mechanics in Touhou are actually entirely literal, right down to game overs

>>150910746
>with the Fact that Sakuya would Blitz
Seriously what is with the random capitalization? Are you trying to speak Paco? Do you speak Jeet?
>Please read Picrel
Where is it stated in that pic that they're lightspeed? Do you think Jedi dodging generic laser beams from storm troopers also makes them giga FTL?

You already posted a Touhou character taking over 10 seconds to charge a spell while they're on top of a platform that's apparently visibly falling in real time, just how are these characters actually supposed to be lightspeed?

>>150910776
>>150910706
would UV work on someone confirmed to be 1000+ years old?

>>150909769
>Strongest Servant
>loses to normie human Assassin
King of FRAUDs

>>150910776
It's not "infinite knowledge" it's just endless junk visual information that specifically overwhelms your senses and paralyzes you

Does Frieren even have one feat of being able to operate while her brain is getting overloaded?

Funny how the Diotard is playing the nitpicking game when Jojo was the origin of the whole "this normal punch is actually mountain level" wankery.

>>150910746
With 5 meter sized explosions? Also no you nigger, responding to real life stuff isn't on the same level as literally manipulating the plot passively, god you are so fucking retarded. It is a massive plot point that 2hoes characters are literally bound to their narrative, otherwise they wouldn't need to beg to not get erased.

>Touhoutranny meltdown
Lol.

>>150910810
Why wouldn't it? It's infinite info.

If anything it might be more effective on her since it forces you to relive your actions indefinitely, which would be worse for her since she's lived so long

>>150910840
Meanwhile in touhou it would be "this laser beam is actually mftl+++++++++++++".

Where are the DIO feats?

>>150910645
My eyes can follow those attacks. Not very fast at all.

>>150910799
>Yeah, something far more powerful than anything in JJK
Nigger. It's infinite space. Infinite space >>>>>> a city. She also already had experience with similar curses in the past and said demon's memories and she's never dealt with Cursed Energy.
>Distance multiplies when you cross half of it
Yes. So it's effectively INFINITE SPACE. It's literally dividing distance by zero.
>UV's output is 6 months of information for each 0.2 seconds
And? What exactly is she supposed to do to counter it when it hits her? She'll obviously survive for a little bit, Jogo and Sukuna did, but then she'll inevitably turn into a vegetable.
It's not an attack on the mind, it's an attack on the brain and senses.

>>150910881
All made up or exaggerated

Again not the other anon who's arguing pretty badly, but if you want an actual decent feat in Touhou, Marisa's Final Spark explicitly moves at lightspeed, and Watatsuki could deflect it after it was fired. The deflected blast subsequently reached the moon and lit it up hard enough it would have been visible from Earth. If I'm recalling right, according to xckd what-if that would be megatons of energy, which matches up with its creator saying Final Spark can reduce a mountain to ash.

>Using physics to boast FTL speed feats
If these apply then they didn't move FTL. Did you know that if matter moves faster than light it would destroy the universe due to reaching infinite mass and energy?

Writers don't know anything about science and physics and they treat lasers like bullets.

>>150910840
>posts shed level explosion
>T-THIS IS A STAR LEVEL BLAST JUST TRUST ME
dude I think we've well surpassed the peaks of Jojo faggotry

>>150910927
*Moon to earth, not the other way around, sorry

>>150910721
Post DIO doing that, remember we are talking about pure feats, and so far it seems DIO can't even destroy a building.
>>150910806
>>150910806
>Where is it stated in that pic that they're lightspeed?
>The dazzling LIGHTS of the unbreakable bowl become irregularly shining LASERS
So it's Official DIOrats Just Can't Read At All
Fitting For Someone Who Wanks JoJo
>Do you think Jedi dodging generic laser beams from storm troopers also makes them giga FTL?
Stormtroopers Shoot Plasma, You ape
>>150910845
>responding to real life stuff isn't on the same level as literally manipulating the plot passively
There's no "plot" in Touhou. Beyond can't affect Sakuya because she's not a fictional character in the same way Jorge Joestar DIO is.
The real world directly influences Gensokyo and it's inhabitants, and some characters like Sumireko and Mamizou straight up go to the outside world regularly.
Now post a single sound argument for Beyond being capable of "plot manipulating" someone outside of Jorge Joestar's narrative.
Because, and I'll remind you again, DIO NEEDS to recognize himself as a fictional character in a fictional story for Beyond to work.

>>150910922
Sukuna was fucking brain dead after getting hit by it, and that was only when he sent almost all of it toward Megumi (which unironically tanked it far better, kek).

>>150910927
I wouldn't even mind if this is the kind of argumentation as to why Sakuya apparently beats Dio (idc about Jorge Joestar) but it's very clear there's a root cause of mental derangement concerning Touhou wanking in this general and it doesn't deserve anything other than mockery

>>150910935
Funnily enough Touhou itself recently acknowledged this, since Sakuya's power should give her infinite mass

>>150910935
Touhou's universe is so strong it can tank actual FTL movement of course

>>150910810
Sukuna?

>>150910970
They made DIO a 1500x FTL planet buster. DB will never admit they fucked up his stats because they would have to admit they were wrong. Which would invalidate the DIO vs Alucard match.

>>150910902
Post your 1 CC

>>150910981
It's understandable why Touhou arguments vary so wildly, since how strong the characters are itself varies wildly between manga. In the more slice-of-life manga you'd get the impression Reimu and Marisa are just physically above average humans, in ones with heavy focus on combat like Foul Detective Satori the latest arc involved Reimu and Okuu getting into a mountain busting battle and Okuu surviving her own multi-mountain sized nuke. That's not even getting into how the games and books have heavy use of poetic language and abstraction for the worldbuilding, so you have Suika exploding the moon by "tearing down the heavens" which destroyed its reflection.
If you want my personal opinion, I'd say it's pretty consistent that low level holding back danmaku could blow up houses and things like that, while high level special attacks are in the range of mountains. The gods are then cosmic in a vaguely abstract sort of way.

>>150910970
Why does your spelling and grammar get worse the angrier you get? Reminds me of this one Indian guy who started screaming obscenities at me while I was on my way to work once before he started talking in gibberish
>>The dazzling LIGHTS of the unbreakable bowl
Again, just because something is generic light magic doesn't mean it actually moves at lightspeed
And also again, you posted a gif of a character taking 10 seconds to charge a blast in real time. What am I supposed to think here, exactly?

Wouldn't a good Thor Match-Up be against Mightor? Dude was caveman Thor. Complete with a club that grants him power.

Touhou should fight Ultraman

>>150911109
It'd unironically be like watching a 5'5 man fighting a swarm of gnats that can shoot beams.

Bros....I am so excited for January. 2 new animated projects getting revealed.

>>150911080
Maybe in terms of crossovers but Death Battle's herald scaling went full retard already and it fatigues me to speculate upon it. Thor got "undecillions of times FTL" last time he showed up. Next time he'll probably get infinite multiversal even without the Odinforce

Could you kill Goku by poisoning him outside of his home universe, in a place where death works differently than in Dragon Ball Z? (Super is too retarded so I'll count the powers but not the plot, & that's a big fat maybe.)

Putting Death Battle in the title isn't free reign to just have a shit-ass /dbs/ thread on other boards.

>>150910922
>Nigger. It's infinite space.
It is not, I see you are quite slow...
>Yes. So it's effectively INFINITE SPACE
Let's explain this in a simpler way
This is how actual infinite distance would work
>Attack happens
>There's infinite space in the middle of it
>It will never reach the target because the attack can't cross the infinite distance
This is how Gojo's powers actually work
>Attack happens
>There's 4 meters between Gojo and the attack
>Attack crosses 2 meters
>Now there's 2 meters between Gojo and the attack
>Limitless makes it so now you have to cross 2 meters to reach Gojo despite the attack already crossing 2 meters
>Every time the attack moves 1 meter (half the distance) it will still need another meter to reach Gojo
>Repeat until the attack loses all it's kinetic energy
This is literally the Aquilles and Tortoise paradox.
And the story not only tells you this but it also supports it in a couple of ways
>Gojo needs the 6 eyes to effectively use limitless because the technique is constantly creating more space, on the hands of a normal sorcerer this would drain their CE in seconds
>Sukuna's world cutting slash Targets space directly. If Gojo had infinite distance between him and Sukuna this attack would never reach him because it would need to cut infinite space, but since at all times the space between Gojo and Sukuna is a measurable amount the World cutting slash was capable of Killing Gojo.
>And? What exactly is she supposed to do to counter it when it hits her?
It won't hit her because Frieren has mental defenses
Post Gojo using UV against someone with Mental defenses
>It's not an attack on the mind, it's an attack on the brain and senses.
JJKeks are legit the most retarded posters here, the way you guys write the most retarded shit imaginable with confidence should be studied...

>>150907742
F-FUUUUUUUCK. I can't win against HIM.

How fast is this?

>>150911131
What are the projects anyways? Two movies?

>>150911139
I don't know. Has Goku ever been poisoned? Surely he could drink cobra venom like water

>>150910134
>featlesskuya
post dio having plot manipulation you utter retard

>talking about poisoning characters
YOU FOOLS YOU'LL SUMMON HIM

>>150911134
honestly fuck matchups that are more about AIDS cosmology scaling rather than feats/statements directly about the characters themselves.

>>150911052
So no More Arguments? Kek, Classic Touhou Downplayer Move.
>you posted a gif of a character taking 10 seconds to charge a blast in real time. What am I supposed to think here, exactly?
You were supposed to post DIO's feats and some argument in favor of Beyond.
Since you can't post neither I'll accept your surrender.
Good Job Not Realizing You Are Being Played With, Kek

>>150911166
One is definitely a movie. Other one is a mystery.

I will concede my entire argument if anyone can post Dio destroying a single building by himself.
Similarly I will Post myself Kneeling if someone can post Dio moving Faster than Sound on screen.

>>150911161
Probably some degree of hypersonic flight given how far Heaven is, which is fairly consistent in Touhou, Remilia could circle the moon in a short timeframe just to show off.

The other guy is making me look bad, I don't know why he's capitalizing every word.

>>150911210
Nice. I hope the mystery project knocks people on their ass. Movie will be enjoyable too.

>>150911151
I don't like the OP either but this thread is anything but /dbs/
The Dragon Ball posts go completely ignored while people throw shit at each other.

>>150911121
AIEEEEEEE

>>150910779
>Seething over Sonic out of nowhere

>>150911266
EXACTLY! It'd be like this but more of them! Also I'd fuck the shit out of Hong Meiling.

>>150911080
Is Mightor the kind of character who could do this?

>>150911255
I'm just taking a piss on the DIOfag since he gets worked up about random capitalization. You can clearly see how I mix it in the same posts

>>150911280
Maybe. He wasn't explored beyond his debut cartoon, his comic was meh, his big Hanna Barbera crossover event was him just showing up and scaring people, and beyond that, he became a judge by the early 2000s and could vomit up random items.

Can his Gay Bulge hurt Gojo?

>>150910845
>the retard is making up fanfiction for touhou since the dogshit fanfiction he made up for jojo was derided

>>150910881
Well, he has the power of omnivastance according to something I read! Scans? Uhh just trust me...

>>150911155
I love how you typed all that text and still gave no real argument for how Frieren would actually counter it. At the end of the day, it's still warping spacetime to give what is effectively infinite space between the attack and Gojo.
Sure, Sukuna counters it by projecting his attack on Infinity itself rather than going through the distance, and maybe Frieren could design a counter for that, but less complicated techniques like transmutation where Frieren had multiple active advantages in undoing a spell, on top of the fact it works within Frieren's magic system and not JJK's Cursed Energy, still took her months to actually perform it.
>because Frieren has mental defenses
Unlimited Void is not an attack on the mind. It is explicitly an attack on the brain to overwhelm your senses. It's not telepathy, or mind rape, it's making it so that your brain is forced to process an infinite amount of information so your senses cannot function.
You need to post feats of Frieren either processing an infinite amount of info or being able to fight without any sensory input otherwise we're not getting anywhere, she just autoloses.

this gojo vs frieren shit is getting serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGwV5Hreb8
THE WINNER... IS CLIVE ROSFIELD

>>150911155
nta but Gojo multiplying the space between him and something endlessly via minute distortions does result in practically speaking, infinite space, hence the name of the technique.

Also, Sukuna explicitly uses WCS to cut the space or "world" around Gojo, effectively bypassing any spatial manipulation. In fact, there is nothing in the series that actually physically goes through Infinity, instead using the nature of Cursed Energy or a specific technique based around bypassing spacial resistances.

Personally I haven't consumed much Frieren so idk if Frieren has anything that can either spacially bypass Infinity or if she's a Yujiro tier giga-genius with mana that could change the very nature of her power to both fit in with Cursed Energy and change into exactly Gojo's Limitless in the space of a single battle, but if she doesn't she is not touching Gojo.

>>150911208
You literally haven't posted a single argument beyond some vague flavor text and a character getting nearly oneshot by a small building explosion. Now you're posting the characters bragging about dodging bullets? Are these bullets infinite speed now?
>Good Job Not Realizing You Are Being Played
It's so gross trying to communicate with weeb Pacos, ew. Can you at least try to pretend to be white and non-autistic for a bit

>>150909866
then explain your own pic, where thor is breaking Mangog's horns, his teeth, and his bones while Mangog just whimpers and takes it like a bitch, then Thor just asspulls "durrr only your skin is strong obviously so if I attack you in the mouth then you have no durability"
It's not good writing, it's just self-insert shonen dullardry 101.

>>150911360
It seems more like an excuse just to hash out Gojo's abilities again with Frieren guest starring

>>150911433
The song is probably going to be a mix of Bury the Light and Find your Flame/All as One, to be fair

>>150911282
you fucking touhoufag!! grrr it's making me so angry that your verse scales higher than mine!!! everybody hates you here you know stop getting uppity!!! look at how cool and strong my hero is!!

>>150911515
Thor always gets freebies before Mangog just fucks him over. Only this time he finished the job by intuiting a weakness that has since been retconned

>arguing about "nooo muh verse loses to Gojo because I can't just be a retarded brick with no hax" again
It's so nice being STRONG...

>>150911540
Yeah it's annoying to argue with brownoids, I feel you

does /dbg/ objectify android women?

>>150911325
>can rewrite reality and causality
>jobs to "intuition" and "luck"
lmao

>>150911345
>At the end of the day, it's still warping spacetime to give what is effectively infinite space between the attack and Gojo.
"Effectively" is not the same as actual infinite space.
There's a huge difference in magnitude between someone creating an infinite amount of space and someone duplicating a finite amount of space X times until you can't keep going.
Under your logic a Treadmill is Boundless because it gives you Infinite distance to walk through
>Sukuna counters it by projecting his attack on Infinity itself
Headcanon, Sukuna just targeted space, it works explicitly because the distance between Gojo and the attack is finite, it just multiplies.
>Unlimited Void is not an attack on the mind. It is explicitly an attack on the brain
This is quite literally the same thing for this argument
Your mind comes from your brain, the fact that I need to explain this to you is painful.

Let's stop wasting time.
I'll will concede if you post
>Sukuna explicitly saying he destroyed infinity itself
>Gojo using UV against someone with mind defenses/resistances
>>150911438
>nta but Gojo multiplying the space between him and something endlessly via minute distortions does result in practically speaking, infinite space, hence the name of the technique
Again, "Practically" or "effectively" doesn't work here because we are talking about an infinite magnitude
Is a Treadmill infinite?
>Also, Sukuna explicitly uses WCS to cut the space or "world" around Gojo
Yes, it works because Gojo is not creating infinite space.
If that were the case Fucking Maki wouldn't be able to dodge the attack
WCS is only useful against Gojo, for anyone else is just overkill.

>>150911483
This is getting boring DIOkek...
Let's make it super easy for you.
Post DIO destroying a building and I will concede the argument, that's it.
Just post DIO using his own strength or the strength of his stand to completely wreck a building, if you do that I will completely surrender before you.
No speed feats needed, just post a single building level feat. That's all you need to win.

>>150911553
"intuiting"
aka pulling a nonsensical weakness out his ass while giving a pretentious speech. I could just as well have Kratos beating up Thor with his fists while explaining that Thor's weakness is that he's a pussy who doesn't know how to fight like a man.
The only "good" part of that writing is some dumb mary sue self insert having the plot bending over to wank him

>>150911326
Fanfic? It is literally on the official, licensed, canon, fighting game. Also cmon man, read and sweep. It is trademarked by shonen

>>150911670
A brick with a big gaping mouth being weaker on the inside than on the outside is not difficult to intuit. Where did Kratos come from?

>>150910881
Put some dents in a road roller.

Mangog eats people. Why would his weakness be "your innards have no strength"? Why would Thor just randomly be able to guess that with no hint or evidence and noone else in the universe did?

>>150911555
Eh. Knowing the DC cosmology, that infinite is probably like 10 light years.

>>150911483
>Can you at least try to pretend to be white and non-autistic for a bit
this is very funny coming from someone who worships a sonichu-tier retarded fanfiction even more than the character itself

>>150911670
...why are you so butthurt about it?

>>150911683
It's an example of what crappy writing it is. a faggy mary sue making other characters look dumb and weak to prop himself up and make his pathetic fans feel like they're kewl for masturbating to an infantile powerfantasy

Samus, 2B, Ryuko and Satsuki are my property

>>150911693
I feel 2nd hand embarrassment seeing manchildren showing off this wannabe Sword Art Online fanfiction and claiming it's somehow good writing. You've never read real writing in your life if this is the slop you call "peak" on twitter

Dio Brando
It's okay to rely on Fanfiction
It's okay to have no Feats
1-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So what if you couldn't beat Base Sakuya after scaling to the entirety of your franchise?
So when Sakuya Vs Composite DIO gets announced
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men

>>150911708
You're projecting

>>150911620
>someone creating an infinite amount of space and someone duplicating a finite amount of space X times until you can't keep going.
...no. There isn't, actually. That's literally how infinity works. Please go back to school and learn basic math.
>Under your logic a Treadmill is Boundless
This may just be the dumbest analogy I've ever heard, but regardless, if you had infinite stamina and the treadmill never stopped working the amount of distance you travel on said treadmill will rise to infinity.
>Headcanon
That's...how it fucking works in series. Sukuna hits the world, Gojo's domain exists in the world, so Sukuna hits his target. What are you even talking about.

This is so pointless. We know Frieren takes months to counter techniques far less complex than Infinity, while she has memories from the person who casted said spell, and she has never dealt with Cursed Energy before and would have to readjust over the course of a fight before Unlimited Void shuts her brain down. You haven't provided a single argument against any of this, you're quibbling over nonsense about how Infinity ackshually works.

>Your mind comes from your brain
And again, Unlimited Void does not directly impact your mind. Yes, your mind is impacted as a side effect of you turning into a vegetable, but that's not the primary purpose of the attack.
It shuts down your senses. It's not a psychic attack that hits Frieren's psychic defenses, it's one that affects her actual physical brain.

So again
>You need to post feats of Frieren either processing an infinite amount of info or being able to fight without any sensory input otherwise we're not getting anywhere, she just autoloses.

I vow to be a BETTER MAN, bub
To LISTEN when a woman speaks *snikt*
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice, friend
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter, pal
To ALLY the LBGT+ community *snikt*
To BEFRIEND immigrants, bub
To PROTECT trans kids, bub
To REJECT past feats, pal
To TRUST in the power of statements *snikt*
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN, bub

>>150911677
Ok... So...
Can you post DIO destroying a Building in those Official products?

>>150911728
Nope, just a very clear analysis of the comic you posted. You don't know or like real writing, you only consume self-insert slop

>>150911685
I don't remember Mangog eating gods before this point when he tried to eat Thor but I would have to reread his appearances

>>150911670
I...That is pretentious to you? REALLY? KEK

>>150911739
Not really. I just thought it was cool and memorable and you're mad about it for no reason. No one in creation but you would get mad at Thor blasting Mangog's insides to defeat him

>>150911692
See >>150911677
>sonichu
Arguably less autistic and cringey than the average touhou game DESU

>>150911670
do you also think it was pretentious that the dark gods took Odin out with a poison dart

>>150911749
Yes, REALLY! All Caps and Reddit Acronyms don't disguise your shitty wank comic or make it good

>>150911759
Suprisingly 2hoes games are pretty tame in the chuunin, and over the top department. Most talks feel like something real people would say.

>>150911775
what's shitty and wanky about it?

>>150911731
You failed to post proof of Sukuna destroying an infinite amount of space and you failed to post Gojo using UV against Someone with Mind hax resistances.
I accept your concession
>if you had infinite stamina and the treadmill never stopped working the amount of distance you travel on said treadmill will rise to infinity.
Ok, you are indeed retarded.
How old are you?

>>150911780
Given how the average Touhouroon talks I severely doubt that

DIO. Building. NOW!

Touhou rules my mind like a colonialist empire in the third world...

>>150911620
> Again, "Practically" or "effectively" doesn't work here because we are talking about an infinite magnitude Is a Treadmill infinite?

There is nothing in JJK to disprove that Gojo's Limitless should be treated as infinite space in the context of a battle. Sure you can "um actually it isn't infinite space", that doesn't matter, as Infinity acts infinite space through manipulating space to manifest a paradox into reality, as irl Achilles is outrunning a fucking tortoise and kicking Zeno in the dick for being a nerd.

>Yes, it works because Gojo is not creating infinite space.
How the fuck does WCS explicitly bypassing spatial manipulation disprove that Infinity isn't in fact infinite? It doesn't need to go at infinite speed, because its explicitly fucking made to not have to do that shit in order to make Gojo Go and Jo.

>>150911788
>Sukuna destroying an infinite amount of space and you failed to post Gojo using UV against Someone with Mind hax resistances
Why would either of those be relevant
Again,
>You need to post feats of Frieren either processing an infinite amount of info or being able to fight without any sensory input otherwise we're not getting anywhere, she just autoloses.
I'll say it as many times as you want
>if you walk for an infinite amount of time you will travel an infinite amount of distance from your perspective
>this is too hard for a frierenfag who dropped out of middle school to grasp
Predictable

>>150911781
the fact that Mangog, a being stronger than Odin who absorbs all hits against it to become even stronger, jobs and gets a new nonsensical weakness just because Thor says so, while Thor is randomly manhandling him while giving a pretentious fartsniffing speech like what a 13 year old thinks is "deep".

I wouldn't say Batman making up a random nerve punch that 1-hit-kills Superman with his regular human strength is good writing. He should use an actual inventive weakness that makes sense with the powerlevel gap, like Kryptonite, and requires effort.

Thorfags would excuse Thor beating up an impervious enemy in the dumbest way, because your only standard for good writing is "does it wank my mary sue self insert?"

>>150911759
nah, not really.

>>150911739
you started projecting the moment you did what you accused Thor of and started intuiting shit that was never there

>>150911775
Anon, pretentious refers to trying to sound smart, Thor is being very honest that it is just a basic bitch "and justice will triump you disgusting monster!".

>>150911799
...the Touhou troon typed through tears as he spent yet another thread seething over GODjo

>>150911824
do you also think it's shitty and wanky that Heracles was the first one to think about cauterizing the Hydra. just STFU. Thor isn't saying anything deep or pretending to say something deep. it's how he always talks when written in character

>>150911767
I don't think you know what pretentious means.
But to answer what you're trying to ask, I would find it wank if Odin's whole deal were being impervious to poison. Mangog's whole deal is absorbing all attacks and eating gods.
Now he suddenly can't absorb any of Thor's punches? And can't absorb Thor's hammer if it's in his mouth? Just cut out the middle man and say you don't read Thor for the writing only for self-inserting

>>150911717
I'm actually happy that Kratos vs Asura happened the way it did because of this pasta

so... present and future erasure resistance feats?

if Dio is hardly large building level, how can he take Alucard who's Level 0 is city level?

>>150911856
Heracles didn't cauterise the Hydra, Iolaus did.

Odin, the GOD OF WISDOM, couldn't figure this out, but Thor the self-insert for chubby virgin manbabies with no personality or good writing to his name, just pulls it out his ass with zero reason to ever think that and Mangog randomly becomes a weak pussy to let him win

>>150911857
Mangog stat checked tf out of Thor that entire arc and would have done it all over again if Thor didn't blast his insides. you're complaining about nothing

>the bardock/alucard sissy came back
Lmao

>>150911840
why should i seethe over some verse that doesn't scale to an outerversal river and has no infinite speed feats?

>>150911856
>just STFU
just COPE, Thor cuckold

>>150910983
Wait, isn't this saying Sakuya is only lightspeed when time is stopped?

>>150911895
I dunno, why *have* you spent the last week doing that

>Frieren is even more of a shitter than Makima
>Gojo beat Makima
Its just that simple

>>150911892
I'm complaining about the fact he randomly becomes a weak snivelling pussy in the final fight to wank off your trash self-insert character. Thor has no personality if this is what you consider great writing

>>150911810
>There is nothing in JJK to disprove that Gojo's Limitless should be treated as infinite space in the context of a battle
Read JJK before trying to powerscale it please.
Also the argument is that Frieren dispelling the Gold curse thing is a greater feat than anything in JJK, and the anon answered saying that Gojo is literally Infinite because of Limitless.
This is an argument about Magnitude, so yes it matters because Gojo explicitly describes his ability with the Achilles and the tortoise paradox, and the Six eyes work well with Infinity because it isn't actual infinite distance.
>How the fuck does WCS explicitly bypassing spatial manipulation disprove that Infinity isn't in fact infinite?
Because at any given time the distance between you and Gojo is finite, infinite distance means that at any given time the distance is infinite (not ever increasing but straight up infinite impossible to put a number on)
WCS works because by targeting space it can cut even the space that is being multiplied with the technique rendering it useless.
"Targeting the world" wouldn't work on someone with Infinite space between him and the attack because it would still take infinity for the attack to land

>>150911586
Black Niggers objectify and breed them while I watch. They're better men.

>>150911890
nah Jurgens just wanted Thor to defeat Mangog coolly and succeeded. you're being pretentious again projecting onto Thor

>>150911840
>GODjo
Ehh... The argument was against DIO, not Gojo

>>150911904
your fanfictions are uncompelling. and very autistic.

>>150911892
dude read your own comic: >>150909598
Thor is just punching Mangog's horns and teeth out and Mangog is doing nothing to stop it, just listening and nodding to Thor's self-fellating speech.
It's just wank, like the wankiest anime isekaii slop to ever slop

>>150911908
who said anything about great writing? are you just butthurt about Thor?
look at Thor using a dropkick

>>150911927
...but enough about Touhou powerscaling.

>>150911934
not beating the allegations.
Zero personality and soul, 100% isekaii self-insert

>>150911928
because Thor is the bull rush king and Mangog wasn't infallible in that arc

>>150911907
Don't push your luck Gojeet.
Luckily for you I'm working right now so I can't properly humiliate you.

/dbg/...you are a monster no longer.

>>150911939
>but enough gaping me with the mighty feats of your godly verse, I concede I concede!!!
Gladly! You are acknowledged as the latest vassal of the touhouLORDS who rule upon these halls!

>>150911910
>Also the argument is that Frieren dispelling the Gold curse thing is a greater feat than anything in JJK
Why are you continuing to ignore the fact Frieren took months to study it, had the memories of the spellcaster, had experience dealing with similar curses in the past, and is working with an entirely different system of magic that she's actually familiar with instead of Cursed Energy?

Like, ignore everything else, I just want to hear you actually argue this instead of just continuing to dodge it

>>150911962
fuark! I feel myself being redeemed!

>>150911947
Thor has a personality. it is just very bland
also I found more fodder for the Thorfag who likes to post about black women

>>150911876
Erasing the past in touhou only amounts to...Making shit invisible, so no.

do Frieren and Gojo even have any connections for a battle?

/dbg/, remain a monster.

KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

>Diofag had enough of powerscaling before he posted a single feat
well that was anticlimatic...

FRAAAAUUUUUDDDDSSUUUURRRRAAAAA

>>150911968
...the Touhouroon seethed impotently and uselessly.

>>150911986
they both diddy ahh bluds ayo

>>150911959
Your waifu lost nigga, deal with it

>>150911980
Heh

>>150912007
No, that is mei mei.

>>150911947
Did someone say SELF-INSERT? ENTER THE SCHOOL SHOOTER KING

>>150911998
...because the diofag easily won due to the other side's lack of feats.

>>150911981
>making fanfiction up in real time as he reads something
ok. present and future erasure resistance?

>Lately there have been posts from someone wearing my visage spouting derogatory language such as... *He growls in anger* the N word ...
>Clearly this facsimile is my Greek self masquerading as me, for he is not a better man. Not yet
>I know what I must do
>I must teach him the same way I was taught...
>By introducing him to Faye's bull
>A week of prepping will redeem my former self and make him a monster no longer
>As soon as he sees the miracle that is my wife's bull's heavy, large, throbbing, big, black dingus, he will learn

FUARK…

>>150912009
... In a fanfiction show that unironically thinks blocking the sun with your hand makes you FTL
And your next post will be seething over the Krasura comparison

>>150911980
The Enchantress in this arc disguised herself as a black woman and began trying to seduce Thor

>>150912031
That shit's gotta be 5,000 tons

>>150912031
>kratos is fodder danmaku in touhou level
BEAST!

>>150911528
>Bury the Light
That's not even Dante's song, they'd be retarded to do that

>>150912037
>In a fanfiction show that unironically thinks blocking the sun with your hand makes you FTL
You're in a thread about THAT VERY SAME fanfiction show.

>>150911998
This is legit the biggest gaping I've seen here.
Funny how the Jojofags usually dog walk the Alukeks but now they are suffering the same treatment at the hands of the Touhoutroons

>>150912038
eaaagghh does that really count?
Zelia had black skin though so clearly she should have attempted a forced marriage with Thor to inherit Asgard

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS BTW!!!!!!!

>>150911911
KINGtos would say this.

>>150911911
Do you live in the UK?

Why didn't Asura just tank with his face until he could "get the timing right" and land a perfectly timed throw?

>>150910259
>Half of Gojo's arsenal is useless against Frieren, you need to get extremely nitpicky with Frieren while also swallowing all the JJK wank for Gojo to win this
Ironically this is how he beat Makima as well
Makima genuinely got the equivalent treatment of having L from Death Note go up against Grug the Big Strong Barbarian and then only had them go off their ability to win in a close quarters fist fight

>>150912060
All I see is a Dragon Ball thread!

>>150912037
>thinks blocking the sun with your hand makes you FTL
When did this happen?

>>150912061
Diofags tend to disappear when I start posting in Alucard's favor

>>150912068
FAKER! You will NOT slander my reputation with your words! RESPECT AND LOVE BIPOC!!! I’m gonna smash your face into a pulp with my sub-wall level fists!

>>150912095
Is this what a supernova would look like?

Around blacks? Never relax.

>>150911986
This is Frierensisters way of dodging her main opponents

>>150912080
KINGtos’ better man aura (stink) destroyed Asura’s critical thinking.

Never relax

NTA but I really don't get why suggesting JJBA has FTL characters (or bare minimum FTL reaction feats) consistently causes such a shitshow when it's the one series that has like 20 different FTL feats you have to play whack-a-mole with to debunk all of them to differing results

>>150912095
reimu had planetbusting power... at her earliest, weakest appearance

>>150912161
>the girl who is going (try) to avenge you, is a literal girl obsessed with a loli vampire
Alucard would be genuinely furious, kek.

>>150912095
Where is this from?

>>150912208
>20 different FTL feats
you mistakenly put an extra 2 there

>>150912169
>>150912154
>>150912133
I-I-I-I-I...YOU RACIST...YOU RACIST N-N-N-NAZIS.... *steam coming from out of ears* *has minor heart attack* wew...thank you boy, for bringing my funko pop to calm me down, I haven't been this angry since Kamala Harris lost.

>NOW, IT IS TIME FOR YOU CHUDS TO FACE THE POWER OF THE GOD OF WA-*slips on banana peel and breaks his nose on the omniversal floor*

Post DIO tanking a nuclear explosion.
Post DIO surviving being inside an artificial sun.
Post DIO surviving being hit by a train.
Post DIO flying to heaven or at the very least all the way up to the clouds.
Post DIO stopping time without a time limit.
Post DIO dodging light.
Post DIO crossing explicitly infinite distances.
Just post a single DIO feat at this point.

>>150911910
Ok? If you really wanna argue that making infinite finite spaces within a finite space around the user isn't technically infinite and only acts as infinite then cool.

How does Frieren go through that shit? I don't know Frieren so you can explain her to have one of the following and I'll totally accept it unless otherwise debunked:

>have a spell/technique that bypasses spatial fuckery to hit Gojo directly through Not(tm) infinite space
>have the analytical capability and speed of implementation to change her mana into an entirely different power system and further change it into exactly Gojo's CE on the fly during a battle
>have some sort of magic/technique that just has infinite or immeasurable speed inherently

If Frieren cannot do any of the above (or any character for that matter), they cannot go through Gojo's Inifnity and damage him directly, no matter the theoretical gap in power between them.

>>150912209
loreshit or actual feats?

Post reimu destroying a planet

>>150911731
Frisbeeren >has mental defenses (can block your technique)
>has an extra sense (mana detection)
Your psychic blast doesn't block mana unlike Grausam's, she can just locate by mana EZ.

>>150912241
>Post DIO surviving being inside an artificial sun.
does sakuya do this one

I am ready for country level Mahito. Save Jujutsu powerscaling, Modulo.

>>150912241
OK FINE KAKYOIN BROKE SOME THIN COLUMNS NEAR HIM IS THAT ENOUGH?!?!

>>150911986
I'm pretty sure you can find superficial stuff like... Both being powerful and white haired or something.
But again I just post Frieren Vs Gojo because Gojo at least can fight back, usually his MUs are either "Gojo outhaxs" or "This character bypasses infinity and turborapes Gojo"
>>150912134
I legit don't know any of Frieren's MUs other than Marcille.
No idea who "Tiki" is but I legit don't care if Frieren loses as long as it isn't against Rudeus.

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Pretty sure there's an easy way to solve the Sakuya vs Dio thing
In Touhou 18, which Sakuya is one of the main playable characters in, every character has access to ability cards which perform a specific function. One of said cards is this one, Okuu's ability to spawn an underground sun. Okuu's suns are real and have burned vampires like Remilia in the same way normal sunlight would, and Sakuya has access to this.
So she can just spawn a sun near Dio and win instantly.

>>150912249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7zNJivj8UE
>>150912261
See >>150910713 >>150910616

>>150912293
My hero would never say this Asurajeet.

>>150912249
https://youtu.be/D7zNJivj8UE?si=BwYhNjzMZw9OQRoz

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>W-wait....
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>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

I don't care for Sakuya vs Dio but it's hell of a lot better than infinity ultron vs heaven ascension dio
i mostly just want meta knight to win this which seems like a safe bet

>>150912303
Video rel for Okuu's suns burning vampires

>>150910402
Domming isn't gay, little bottom.

AH SHIT HERE COME THE KURIBOH BROTHERS

>>150912257
Lmao nigga what? Her senses aren't being overwhelmed here, I like how you specifically cropped it to try and hide it. In fact the nature of the hypnosis (not what UV does since it affects your physical brain, not your mind) relies on her senses working as intended
>mana sense
Gojo has no "mana". Please also show me Frieren fighting on just mana sense alone and none of her other physical senses while she's a vegetable, otherwise, again
>>You need to post feats of Frieren either processing an infinite amount of info or being able to fight without any sensory input otherwise we're not getting anywhere, she just autoloses.

STOP POSTING FEATS

>>150912365
Sorry Kratos sholar.

>>150912270
You now remember that DB gave Mahito City level Attack Potency...

>>150912385
that fucking Jogo meteor is going to haunt JJK matchups for all eternity isn't it

>>150912263
Why did he do it, bros?

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>150912292
To be honest, there's another character from Marcille's series that works better against Frieren. Thistle has all the same thematic similarities, but also better feats.

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>>150912408
What kind of feats?

Mario bros... are we sure about this one?

>>150912405
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>>150910836
Yes, she constantly has thousands of years of memories. Overloading her with infinite wisdom means she'll learn every spell which means Gojo gets absolutely buttfucked harder than what Sukuna did to him.

What would Simon, Spawn, Hulk and Goji talk about while they're fucking Kratos's wife?

>>150912390
Hopefully Sukuna's furnace will be calced above that I swear I'm going to meltdown if they mention the furnace but still give him calcs for the fucking meteor

>>150910551
These troons actually believe they will be reborn as moeblobs in a half-assed fictional 'universe' after they 41%.

>>150912365
NO

>Simon
>Having any sex
KEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKE HES A VIRGIN IN EL BITCHAROOOO!

>>150912314
>>150912324
Was that a black hole?

>>150912437
"Thousands of years of memories" =/= a literal infinite amount of information lil bro
>infinite wisdom
Post UV doing that and not turning someone into a vegetable like it does to every one who gets hit with it in series

If Frieren has like 100x the memory capacity of a human that means she'd still be fried by unlimited void. Sukuna is also immortal with centuries of memories and UV still threatened him.

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>>150912270
Dear Santa, please let this happen because it would be the funniest shit ever

>>150910599
>freiren has NO LIMITS

>>150912270
>modulo unironically ends ups upscaling Gojo to FLT and continental
Your reaction?

>>150912437
UV isn't actual information, it's raw noise

Isn't Frieren's only way to get past infinity her black hole spell from the anime?

>>150912270
>>150912499
>Modulo might upscale Gojo
>CSM part 2 might upscale Makima
It always goes back to these two...

>>150912510
She might be able to just counter Limitless directly given she's capable of designing counters to specific magical techniques

The issue is that >>150911975 way less complex shit than Limitless takes Frieren a long time to study it and design a counter, and she needs to adjust from her magic system over to Cursed Energy before her brain just gets shut down

>>150911109
All troonwho posts should be flagged as the spam it is and ignored.

>>150907685 (OP)
If he was trying hard enough he wouldn't still be street tier.

>>150911131
More Dragon Babies!

>>150912416
He has all the feats most people would attribute to a theoretical "highest end" Marcille as master of the dungeon the story takes place in, and has more showings of drawing from the Winged Lion's power. He sank an entire country/continent to and put its inhabitants in a state of immortal stasis, regularly fucks with souls and turns people into monsters or just makes typical D&D monsters, makes living painting portals and fucks with spatial measurements, rearranges the geometry of the dungeon, and so on. It would truthfully probably play out like Wanda vs Zatanna, with Frieren playing the role of Zatanna, but the theme of "elf who went crazy when he realized everyone he loved was going to die" vs "elf learning that she's going to outlive most of those she loves" is pretty good.

>>150912510
Freiren vs Sukuna, who wins?

>>150912571
Same issue as Gojo except Frieren can at least actually damage him now, he's faster and she'd die to the first cleave

>>150912364
>Her senses aren't being overwhelmed here
You told me to post if >without any sensory input so I posted it. She is going on without regular sensory input.
>Please also show me Frieren fighting on just mana sense alone
Frieren says all her trouble is because of mana being shut and she actually relies on mana all the time. That would not be said if she couldn't.

>>150912390
Jogo will revive in Modulo and upscale with a new meteor

>>150912442
>I swear I'm going to meltdown if they mention the furnace but still give him calcs for the fucking meteor
Sukuna's furnace should be well above Jogo's meteor based on the fact that Sukuna without his full power was ragdolling the shit out of Jogo without even trying and a weak version of his Fuga straight up one shotted him

>>150912566
Huh, that's way stronger than I expected. Sounds like he'd be a good match.

>>150912511
>>CSM part 2 might upscale Makima
How? Nayuta's dead and buried

>>150912620
>Jogo spawns and immediately summons a meteor that pancakes all of America
"Gojo scales to this btw"

>>150912663
Nayuta will return trust the plan

>>150912449
It's just a generic planet level explosion. Black holes don't look or work like that.

I started an argument I didn't want to engage in and now the entire thread is full of it.
Last post I'll make about this so anyone still interested can at least find common ground here
Gojo Vs Frieren
>Strength
Frieren has a legit Mountain level feat, Her barrier should scale to that, plus Gojo's Physical attacks requiere CE meaning that it's likely he wouldn't be able to capitalize on Frieren's weakness to physical attacks
Point for Frieren
>Speed
Honestly both series have some goofy Speed Scaling, I'm tempted to call this a tie but just to be safe I'll give it to Go because he has done (pretty shaky) arguments for FTL, and as far as I know nobody could say the same for Frieren even at Max Wank
>Experience
Frieren hands down, no point arguing this
>Abilities
This is the meat of the argument.
But basically Frieren has counters to most of Gojo's stuff
>Purple, Red, and Blue get countered by Frieren's barrier
>UV gets countered by Frieren's mental defenses
Be real here. This is a DB thread there's no way DB will genuinely argue that Mind and Brain are separate things.
I could buy this if we were talking about Souls but that's not the case
>Limitless might get countered by Frieren's magic mimicry or improvisation
Frieren took months to solve the magic of a Demon capable of turning an entire country into Gold.
This is important because Said magic works in a completely different system than the one Frieren uses, so there's an argument to be made for Frieren to learn Jujutsu Sorcery on the fly.
And the Demon's Magic had no defined Rules, Jujutsu Sorcery has hard rules that are easier to figure.
Both Mana and Cursed Energy are spiritual energies so it's fair to assume it could work (also you need to give Frieren CE anyways otherwise Gojo's domain is useless)
Even if not a counter Frieren might come up with a anti domain technique on her own using her Barrier
But being completely honest none of this matters, even without this possibility Frieren still wins

Can your favorite character defeat Goku.exe?

>>150912712
Sonic.exe RAPES and GAPES Goku.exe

>>150912712
What the fuck is Goku.exe

>>150912600
You're literally proving my point for me because Frieren gets trapped in place and cannot fight until the hypnosis (which does not actually aggressively shut down her senses and turn her into a vegetable like UV would, but rather relies on Frieren's sensory input being normal) lifts.

She would just get hit by UV, be unable to do anything other than maybe sense mana, and otherwise would be incapable of fighting

>>150912712
Please put a trigger warning next time. That image of Goku.exe caused me to shit my pants in fear.

>>150912701
What is stoping Gojo from just summoning a domain inside of her
Also
>muh mental resistances
There is a difference between resisting something, and being overloaded with something.

>>150912725
...on opposite day

>>150912701
Basically even if we don't go with the more creative route of Frieren playing with JJK's power system Gojo lacks the AP to take her down.
This means he needs his Domain, but Frieren would likely resist that as Gojo's domain has no feats of Bypassing Mental resistances.
If Frieren can Break Gojo's domain from the inside (and she obviously can) he would lose his CE for a small amount of time but that would be enough to Completely Nuke Gojo with her AP.
Also UV is less effective on Non Human Brains, (the Curses in Shibuya barely suffered a few seconds of stun) now Imagine how ineffective it would be against Someone like Frieren who can Rival the Goddess of knowledge on her own

That's it, if you agree or disagree argue with whoever is left and cares about this

>>150912730
He's too scary to describe...

>>150912633
Thistle is an excellent opponent for Frieren on both a thematic level and a debate level. Hits all the notes about elves and immortality, with the spicy contrast that Frieren hates demons and Thistle is drawing his power from a demon. Debate-wise Thistle has a considerable raw power advantage, but is much more unstable mentally and inferior in terms of tactics and probably inferior in terms of durability, reaction speeds, and experience. It admittedly becomes a spin on Wanda vs Zatanna, but that was a fun debate so I'm not that bothered. Also good animation potential if you care about that kind of thing, since Thistle could just pull any monster seen in the series since he made them all and has a bunch of interesting esoteric abilities.

>>150912189
A snippet of a snack for BARBATOS!

Death Battle but instead of taking a life at the end you create life by having the loser be impregnated by the winner against her will

>>150912803
SHITos.....no one wants to impregnate you

>>150912803
Asura... You are a mother no longer....

>>150912079
No I'm a MexiCHAD.

last digit is gojo's cock size that's entering frieren's tight ass

>>150912663
Makima already got upscaled with the reveal that her "Bang" powers come from the Gun Devil.
All it takes is the Control Devil to appear and do anything to Yoru for retarded powerscalers to upscale her.
Either that or some stupid statement like Death or Yoru saying "Uhh... Makima good"
Honestly I hope nothing remotely similar happens, Makima is perfect as she is (both character wise and Powerscaling wise)
There's also a chance for her to get a short Manga (or 4Koma) if she wins the next popularity poll, but I don't think Fuji will actually give her a feat in one of those for no reason.

>>150912782
Didn't read.

>>150912854
YUMMY! Kylebro btw!

>BBC porn out of nowhere
That's how you know they are seething.

>>150912854
Delicious.

>>150912841
Golden Retrievers BREED THAT?

Posting BBC is a sign of admitting defeat

Posting BBC is a sign you won bigly.

>>150912854
GAWD I wish that was me carrying those caramel babies...

Posting BBC is a sign of great pornographic taste.

>>150912854
Fitting for a Gojobro to be honest

>>150912746
>Frieren gets trapped in place and cannot fight until the hypnosis
The GODpnosis tricks her mana detection. Gojo's WEAKnosis has shown nothing of the sort, it's UNcapable of operating with mana, therefore it's weak and fails.
It's simple. Gojo has WEAKnosis. Frieren has experienced GODnosis that needed mana tricks to stop GODren.

>BBC porn out of nowhere
Favorite Touhou character?

BBC's lost twice this season to whiteCHADS btw.

>>150912903
>

>>150912913
Sanae of course!

>>150912913
Yukari Yakumo. I want her to peg me with a strapon.

>>150912924
He TANKED that btw.

Tank this

are the allegations true that Kratos is A CHADLY KING???

>>150912841
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>>150912924
See if that was All Might instead of Gojo... one punch would've done the trick

>>150912908
Unlimited Void is not hypnosis you NIGGER. How many times does it need to be said?
You're literally posting an example of Frieren getting entirely shut down by having her physical senses being manipulated (and UV is like taking a sledgehammer to your senses instead of adjusting them). How do you not recognize this?

>>150912938
The Menacer RAPES and GAPES the Super Scope, fag.

>>150912877
And Barem gets to watch!

>barem
Vore-induced scat victim.

>>150912877
Actually...

>>150912924
>Gojo could have realistically one shotted him
>Decided to do this shit instead
Gojobros, is your hero a racist POS?

>>150912971
YUMMY!

>>150912992
>Gojo doesn't one shot because he's a weak BITCH
>H-he could've one shot him

>>150912992
Actually he's a Black Lives Matter ally >>150912903

>>150912903
Miguel is such a piece of shit the shiesty sorcerer was willing to join in on the Sukuna beat down even though he had no chance of making any major contributions but Miguel a much stronger sorcerer is only willing to show up if Sukuna is already majorily weakened and he leaves the second he gets a chance. He judges Gojo for being "racist" while also being openly racist towards Japanese people

>>150913032
>You need to risk your life for a foreign country and foreign people because you just have to okay?

>>150913058
That is kenjaku in Gojo body, btw.

>>150913032
That's why O'saa will Gape him

>>150912955
>You're literally posting an example of Frieren getting entirely shut down by having her physical senses being manipulated (and UV is like taking a sledgehammer to your senses instead of adjusting them).
No? She's shut down by having her mana senses manipulated and states how much she relies on dat mana sense.
As such, to even qualify your hypnosis must trick the target's mana like this one. Your WEAKnosis lacks that feat.

>>150913072
>Shieeet that world ending threat ain't even muh problem

Going to the Kaiju Sukeban, the Ultra Kaiju Bar. (No Ultras allowed in the building).

>>150913101
No, instead UV just turns you into a vegetable. Again, where do you think this argument will lead to? Can Frieren fight as a vegetable? Post it.

>>150913058
The BBC posting Backfired...

I just won the most gaped bitch of all time competition.

>>150913155
DIO...

>>150913166
...'s slave Sakuya.

>>150913155
Gojo...

>>150913132
Post UV overloading a target's mana/mana sense.

>>150913155
Asura...

>>150913155
Deku...

>>150913155
Dante...

>>150913205
...'s vassal Miles.

>>150913155
diofag...

>>150907690
>Krasura

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>IP grabber
Stay.

>>150913454
KINGtrap gang.

very deranged and spooky thread this time

>>150913516
>CHADic victim

>>150912839
>9
I wish that were me...

>>150913544
Gojo should have enough time to enter your ass too.

>>150913540
>didn't even use Devil Trigger
FUARK

My HERO is here.

>>150913544
Makima...

>>150913540
>ducking BETTERMANtos
KWAB!

>>150913540
He let him win because Kratos is the better man.

>>150912270
What's funny is Horikoshi, who made MHA, said his favorite JJK character is Mahito.

make Kratos fight Thor!

>>150913765
Kratos already fought the stronger Thor (GOW Thor) and won. WHILE holding back.

Alright, let's check it. final digit of this post is KINGtos's cock in inches

>>150913793
Now final digit of this post is KINGte's cock in inches

>>150912087
According to Death Battle’s analysis of Kratos, this feat would require nearly the same speed as flying to the edge of the universe. Covering your eyes requires comparable speed as flying to the end of a UNIVERSE!
>>150912060
To make fun of it whenever they said something

>>150913793
Poor performance, indeed.

Last digit is the size of KINGtos' cock in metres

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>>150907742
I kneel janny sama

>>150912169
>>150912237

Last digit is Clive's cock size in inches

>>150913898
Even Lightning can't escape...

>>150913901
MICROPENISive...

Asura's cock size is the last digit in inches.

Last digit is Ifrit's cock size in meters

Last digit is Joshua's cock size in inches when he fucks Clive up the ass

Last digit is the BBC that will pierce Nia's heavens

>Frieren: 519
>Meta Knight: 131
>Sakuya: 521
>Samus: 517

I.
AM.
A COMPLEX.
EXTRAVERSAL.
BOUNDLESS.
APEIRON.
BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAURCK!!!!

Last digit is Vergil's cock in inches

Last digit is my cock size in inches.

>>150914008
Deku...

>>150914012
's bull!

>>150914008
Asura…

Last digit is how many inches Maka gets from Soul.

Last digit is how many inches Maka gets from Deku.

Last digit is Deku's cock size in inches

>>150914029
CANOOOOOON!
>>150914051
KWAB!

>>150914051
>>150914029
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

>>150914051
>1 inch
Dekusisters...

>>150914029
>>150914051
LMAO someone screencap this

>>150913575
...'s victim Yuta

why does this general hate him so much?

>>150914029
>>150914051
It's so fucking over...

>>150914051
>>150914029
CAAAANOOOOOOOON!

>>150914029
>>150914051
HUMILIATION FETISHku...

>>150914029
>>150914051
gentlemen..

>>150909013
samus and MK are japan too moron

BBC won in this season and against Kratos btw.

Post guy's with lipstick.

Last digit is how many inches Asura gets from Kratos.

So what was the point of the jannies nuking the last two threads back to back

>>150914170
Sending a message

With every source available to me… the manga, the aninme, the Horikoshi interviews, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE DEKU FUCKING A WOMAN, MUCH LESS MAKA! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGKU, who I have WORSHIPPED for 10 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY KEKED that I have to imagine a FRAUDULENT RELATIONSHIP with a woman who has not only a BETTER LOVE INTEREST but also a BETTER MAN who can DESTROY SOULS and MOONS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE HAREM FANFICTION and once he fucks Maka, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>150914150
He RAPES and GAPES Kratos.

>>150914073
This general just hates feminine twinks

>>150914150
If you had a Mortal Kombat guest characters battle royale that would just be Kratos vs Spawn with extra steps.

>>150914214
they love KINGtos however.

>>150914122
Screencapped for you, soul emperor.

Play us off, Soul!

>>150914188
More variations of this pasta of needs to be used.

I LOVE MY SCYTHE AND MY SCYTHE LOVES ME

>>150914330
>Luffy sneak

>>150914029
>>150914051
epic

>>150914029
Maka is so lucky...

>>150914409
>>150914409
>>150914409
>>150914409
>>150914409

>>150914330
>Goku sneak

>>150914330
>Luffy staple

>>150914330
>Luffy parrot

>>150914330
>Luffy chad

>>150914330
>Usop's cuck