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Anonymous No.150917931 >>150917951 >>150918403 >>150919041 >>150919285 >>150919858
Death Battle
Does Sonic job to her?
Anonymous No.150917951 >>150917971
>>150917931 (OP)
>Trannies mocked
>Thread disappears almost immediately after
Hmm
Anonymous No.150917954 >>150917984
Ying would lowkey fold DIO , a fucking 10 year old girl can beat Victorian era vampire https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ying_(Power_Sphera_Universe)
Anonymous No.150917960
Say his name and kneel.
Anonymous No.150917963
Ladies...
Anonymous No.150917966 >>150917979 >>150918141
How are Bladebros handling their loss so far?
Anonymous No.150917971
>>150917951
Janny trannys can't handle banter. They need to dilate.
Anonymous No.150917979 >>150918141 >>150919535 >>150919571
>>150917966
Poorly
Anonymous No.150917984
>>150917954
is that true? that's pretty sad...
Anonymous No.150918017
I fucking hate trannies.
Anonymous No.150918037
Sonic LOVES trannies!
Anonymous No.150918046
I fucking hate niggers.
Anonymous No.150918056 >>150918737
Gentlemen... Behave...
Anonymous No.150918110 >>150918147 >>150918164 >>150918768
>Chuddies sang out in immaculate seethe
>Down from the basement, descended the Janny
>Who removed the thread, from where you could see
>Deleting the general, of /dbg/

>Which fell from the catalog, before anyone could explain
>As Anon switched his IP, to a new range
>But the Janny saw through, his clever plan
>And he crushed anon's hopes, with an IP ban
Anonymous No.150918141 >>150919535
>>150917966
>>150917979
boo
Anonymous No.150918147
>>150918110
Wouldn't the basement be bellow?
Anonymous No.150918155 >>150918575 >>150918614 >>150918656 >>150918715 >>150918744 >>150918841 >>150919013
Shut the fuck up, cucky Kratos.
Anonymous No.150918164
>>150918110
Anonymous No.150918254 >>150919316
>the fate of the poll now depends on 5-10 people changing their minds between the ladies
Anonymous No.150918286
one punch man more like one frame cuck
Anonymous No.150918346
>pic related is more impressive than anything Blade has done
Anonymous No.150918403
>>150917931 (OP)
Sonic just doesn't have the means to brute force through Kasen's regen.
Anonymous No.150918406
>People now suddenly wanting to save Sakuya
>The Matchups people throw out to get people to keep her on are against Homura and Castlevanaia Death
Fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.150918517 >>150918526 >>150918531 >>150918536 >>150918581 >>150918650
HOLY FUARK WITH ALL THIS NEWFOUND POWER I THINK I AM NOW (MAYBE) ABLE TO DESTROY A WALL! I'M SO STRONG!
Anonymous No.150918526
>>150918517
Shut up Dante.
Anonymous No.150918531
>>150918517
Grats Kratos
Anonymous No.150918536
>>150918517
Good for you Doomslayer.
Anonymous No.150918575
>>150918155
YABBA
Anonymous No.150918581
>>150918517
I believe in you, Ultra Egoinstinct Kaioken x1,000,000 Gogeta
Anonymous No.150918613
Poopnic
Anonymous No.150918614
>>150918155
I'm glad someone clipped this, this scene is so fucking funny
Anonymous No.150918650
>>150918517
Afton...
Anonymous No.150918656
>>150918155
KEKAROO!
Anonymous No.150918715
>>150918155
Dantebros, post our scene please. W-we have one right?
Anonymous No.150918737
>>150918056
NO! I HATE NIGGERS BECAUSE THE BULL REFUSED TO FUCK MY WIFE AGAIN!! I FUCKING HATE NIGGERRRRRRS!
Anonymous No.150918744
>>150918155
>You MUST be a better man, Kupka! You should be honored that BVLLve is having sex with her!
Anonymous No.150918768 >>150918783
>>150918110
Who are some characters that could solo Janny?
Anonymous No.150918783
>>150918768
not Anonymous, who gets PRUNED on the daily
Anonymous No.150918789 >>150918832 >>150918841 >>150919013
the funniest part of the scene is the actual clive watching and not knowing what the fuck kupka is talking about
Anonymous No.150918812 >>150918816 >>150918838 >>150918860
I am the speedster of my series but I'm only really moderately fast at best
Hell, all the impressive speed feats are from characters who SHOULD be slower than me
Anonymous No.150918816
>>150918812
Blurr (Transformers)...
KINGtos No.150918832 >>150918848
>>150918789
>Clive is a FAKE BVLL
WHAT THE FUCK!? NO, NO, NO NO NO NO NO! I SCHEDULED CLIVE TO HAVE SEX WITH FREYA AND ATREUS, UNDER THE PRESUMPTION THAT HE WAS A BASED AND REDPILLED BVLL! ASURA IS BOOKED (albeit he never shows up and told me to stop calling him, strangely...), WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND AN ACTUAL BVLL ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE!?!?
Anonymous No.150918838
>>150918812
Kabal
Anonymous No.150918841
>>150918789
>>150918155
>Clive literally mindbreaks a man into having schizo delusions about kekoldry
My fuarking hero...
Anonymous No.150918848
>>150918832
k, b, c
Anonymous No.150918857 >>150918961
>Kupka had a mental breakdown over deranged fantasies of his wife getting fucked by another man he made up in his head
HE'S LITERALLY US!
Anonymous No.150918860
>>150918812
Tenya Iida...
Anonymous No.150918914 >>150918946 >>150918948 >>150918994 >>150919000
FF fans, what is FF16 like? I'm asking this question because the way it is talk about seem very controversial. I'm mainly talking about the story and how it's trying so hard to be a Game of Throne ripoff with FF elements added to it.
Anonymous No.150918946
>>150918914
It's a Final Fantasy game so it doesn't have a good story.
Anonymous No.150918948 >>150918966
>>150918914
The story is controversial because it basically changes plots. It starts out as a Game of Thrones pastiche and then eventually the actual plot is revealed and it cuts out all the political intrigue to become a standard Final Fantasy crystals storyline. The political elements end up becoming a side-piece to it, and the main villain isn't very interesting.
Clive himself is a good character and his relationship with Joshua is the game's emotional core.
Anonymous No.150918961
>>150918857
Uh is Kupka the Excelposter lmao?
Anonymous No.150918966
>>150918948
so I'm hearing it's like mother 3
Clive should have fought Lucas baka
Anonymous No.150918994
>>150918914
>FF fans, what is FF16 like?
It kinda feels like it's trying to appeal hard to the 'JRPGs are cringe' crowd or maybe attempting to give everyone what they want.
Either way, it kinda ends up pissing both sides off. The political side ends up sidelined by what amounts to the moon aylmaos from Naruto and the more fantastical side that would appeal to instead find the game itself to be a bit dry otherwise.
Anonymous No.150919000
>>150918914
Torrian apparently described it as the most frustrating 6-7/10 ever and that's very accurate
The big issue is that when you're not in combat (which is unfortunately really easy most of the time, even though it is fun) the game's pace slows to a crawl
They really should have just made it a proper character action game, condensed it more and dropped all the RPG elements

The story isn't terrible but it does start becoming very predictable and tropey after a while
Anonymous No.150919013
>>150918789
>>150918155
holy fucking shit
Anonymous No.150919032 >>150919048 >>150919136
NOOOOOOOOOO KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY WIFE!!!
Anonymous No.150919041
>>150917931 (OP)

>90's UK Super Sonic

Still the best version ever made of this character.
Anonymous No.150919048
>>150919032
Bejita...
Beerus No.150919136
>>150919032
Who are you to command a god Bejita?
Anonymous No.150919206 >>150919264
My Hero
Anonymous No.150919264
>>150919206
>The girls hook up with each other instead of him
So FUARKING pathetic.
Anonymous No.150919285 >>150919352
>>150917931 (OP)
Kratos stood before the amphitheater, voice thundering like Olympus reborn.
β€œMEN! HEAR ME! Strength does not mean cruelty. Compassion is not weakness. To honor one’s brother, one’s lover, one’s kin β€” whether they be of the same flesh, of different skin, or of love beyond the bounds of the gods β€” is true might! To scorn the LGBTQ+ is to scorn your own humanity. Even the tangled rites of cuckoldry between races β€” aye, such is but another face of desire. Do not mock what is different. Accept it, for only then do we become better men!”

The heavens split. From the broken stars emerged a titanic bear forged of rock, each step shaking galaxies. Its roar scattered quasars.

Kratos tightened his grip on the Blades of Chaos. His eyes burned with conviction. β€œThen let this beast learn what positive masculinity is!”

In a flash faster than light itself, Kratos launched forward. His body tore across time, every punch fracturing cosmic fabric. One blow collapsed a timeline, another sent shockwaves through dimensions. He grappled the stone bear mid-charge, wrestling it across the void, hurling it through constellations as sparks of universes ignited and died in their wake.

The bear countered with an avalanche roar, pelting him with asteroids. Kratos roared louder, spinning the Leviathan Axe with such force that entire multiverses unraveled like threads. With one final strike, he drove his fist β€” burning with rage and righteousness β€” straight through the beast’s core. The impact detonated existence itself, shredding reality into a kaleidoscope of infinite fragments.

Amid the wreckage of broken creation, Kratos stood alone, chest heaving. He raised his arms to the remnants of eternity.

β€œWE MUST BE BETTER MEN!”

Even in the silence beyond universes, the lesson endured.
Anonymous No.150919311
>4 week schedule
>they didn't even announce it
Anonymous No.150919314 >>150919347
Male orgasm vs female orgasm is the ultimate feats vs statements battle.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150919316
>>150918254
who won?
Anonymous No.150919341 >>150919347 >>150919615
Any matchups where the male character beats the female one? I feel like women gape men in most popular matchups.
Anonymous No.150919347
>>150919341
See >>150919314
Anonymous No.150919351
I vow to be a BETTER MAN
To LISTEN when a woman speaks
To KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
To accept the FACT that Black Lives Matter
To ALLY the LBGT+ community
To BEFRIEND immigrants
To PROTECT trans kids
To REJECT past feats
To TRUST in the power of statements
And to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
Anonymous No.150919352 >>150919410
>>150919285
>kills literally fucking everyone but himself
What did BETTERMANtos mean by this?
Anonymous No.150919410
>>150919352
Even the silence of nothingness, the lesson still stands...
Anonymous No.150919440 >>150919488 >>150919509 >>150919538
BBC vs BWC vs BIC vs BAC
Anonymous No.150919488
>>150919440
all job to Better Kingly Cock
Anonymous No.150919509
>>150919440
All kneel to KINGtos's cock.
Anonymous No.150919516
KINGtos!

I just made a fanfic where Atreus broke up with his girlfriend
Anonymous No.150919530 >>150919537 >>150919561
>All kneel to KINGtos's cock
Anonymous No.150919535 >>150919557 >>150919566
>>150917979
>>150918141
Richter victims
Anonymous No.150919537
>>150919530
1 MILE btw
Anonymous No.150919538
>>150919440
>BAC
My favorite!
Anonymous No.150919547
>I'm 3-0, btw!!
Anonymous No.150919557
>>150919535
Richter is one of the most embarassing Belmonts. Jobs offscreen and needs Alucard-sama and his gf's little sister to save him.
Anonymous No.150919561
>>150919530
>1 Mile long cock
Holy FUARK
Anonymous No.150919566
>>150919535
SHARTchter is weak.
Anonymous No.150919571
>>150917979
KEKKYPOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Anonymous No.150919615 >>150919655
>>150919341
Shazam vs Ms. Marvel, Gojo vs Makima, Beerus vs Galaxia, Zoro vs Erza (that was BS), and in Mecha Godzilla vs Dragonzord, the female pilot died first.
Anonymous No.150919631
>Makaaaaa... Makaaaa... I desire cookies, Maka! You must bring me them or I will haunt you for all eternityyyyy OOOOOooooOoooooOooo!
Anonymous No.150919633 >>150919648 >>150919657 >>150919814
I tried to make Lady Satsuki have an orgasm.

I failed
Anonymous No.150919635
Oh god where are my feats?!
Okay, so... Let's see... Statements... More statementes? What the FUCK? Uh, some chainscaling...
COME ON COME ON COME ON OH GOD I CAN'T FIND ANY FEATS ANYWHERE AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRONGEST IN MY VERSE
Anonymous No.150919648
>>150919633
Blade...
Anonymous No.150919655 >>150919747
>>150919615
>Makima
Our QUEEN...
Anonymous No.150919657
>>150919633
Uzu...
Anonymous No.150919674 >>150919730 >>150919839
I'm feeling good about this matchup, Goliathbros.
Anonymous No.150919713 >>150919748 >>150919756 >>150919776
I'M THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN FICTION!!!

BRING ME SIMON, HULK, SUPERMAN, AND KRATOS!!!
Anonymous No.150919730
>>150919674
Goliath's arrogance costed him this fight. Slingers were a legimate threat.
Anonymous No.150919747 >>150919773
>>150919655
One of the few times I went on /a/, Makimutts were passing around 3D animation of a man being sounded by two women's high heels simultaneously.
Anonymous No.150919748
>>150919713
>bomb victim
Anonymous No.150919756
>>150919713
Anonymous No.150919773 >>150919813
>>150919747
>things that didn't happen
Anonymous No.150919776
>>150919713
>Israel victim babble
Anonymous No.150919813 >>150919934
>>150919773
Just admit you want to see it for yourself, anon.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280338452/#280343102
Anonymous No.150919814
>>150919633
NOT Squidward...
Anonymous No.150919822 >>150919860
I looked at it again. I misremembered it. One of them sounded, while the other just stepped on his balls.
Anonymous No.150919838 >>150919893 >>150919912
If Yugi/Atem wins against Ash, everyone ITT will be legally obligated to masturbate to Dark Magician Girl.
Anonymous No.150919839
>>150919674
YUMMY, look at David's cute twinkish body...!
Oh, and who's my favorite character, again? I seem to have forgot.
Anonymous No.150919840 >>150919886 >>150920041
Anonymous No.150919858
>>150917931 (OP)
Kill yourself, Kirbonic Pikmin.
Anonymous No.150919860
>>150919822
>I looked at it again
Makima warped you.
Anonymous No.150919885 >>150919910 >>150919923
>Bring me YOUR SINS
Anonymous No.150919886
>>150919840
So polite of Bejita to play dentist with Omniman :)
Anonymous No.150919893
>>150919838
I prefer Silent Magician
Anonymous No.150919910
>>150919885
Stomps the Buddha, Shiva, and Mohammad btw
Anonymous No.150919912
>>150919838
Well, better than fapping to Gardevoir I suppose...
Anonymous No.150919923
>>150919885
I don't believe you're divine, you're a great teacher, but not the Son of God
Anonymous No.150919934
>>150919813
I didn't want to see that, you piece of trash.
Anonymous No.150919938 >>150919961 >>150919983
>fapping to a Pokemon, which is an anthro animal at BEST, over an actual woman
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.150919961
>>150919938
I fap to both of them, checkmate
Anonymous No.150919980
Yugi should have fought Dan from Bakugan
Anonymous No.150919983
>>150919938
>wouldn't fuck a Mr Mime
Anonymous No.150920041
>>150919840
Facts
Anonymous No.150920049