Thread 150928794

gamzee edition
previous clown: >>150917490

First for transmasc Renity

>>150928794 (OP)
ew faggot 8ake. should've 8een a Serket or something

first for canonically accurate radioactive dog penis jade

>>150928794 (OP)
:o) honk honk

Fourth for prospitcest intravaginal ejaculation

>>150928878
can't happen (on account of Jade's penis). Unless June suddenly gains a pussy somehow (with all the sci-fi shit in comic, who knows)

>>150928895
Your blasphemy against the Harleybert dynasty will not be forgotten

whiteboard link, nintengrubs edition https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378

>>150928918
I mean, there's also Jane and Jade (that counts as a form of prospitcest) plus intravaginal ejaculation and impregn8ion is 100% possi8le

mallum if prisounebound was a 90's nes game

Jesus these threads are going downhill fast.

>>150928983
not really? A little dog penis trolling isn't cause to go all "/hsg/ is falling, 8illions must glu8"

>>150925879
He's LITERALLY white, though. Like, #FFFFFF white. We know that black people are actually black people in Homestuck because of the Deep Impact gag, but Dirk is literally WHITE.

post troll ass

>>150929042
Renity needs to go on T and get top surgery

>>150929042
I think we all know who has the fattest of them all...

>>150929090
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>150928949
I want to watch him die in many different nes game ways

>>150929100
she's got a lot of 8lu88er in the 8ack if you know what I mean

>>150929100
You're right, never mind. How could I ever doubt myself?

>>150929090
I wanna fuck the shit out of pesterquest fef

>>150928794 (OP)
I'm reposting my art in this thread toooo, if 4chan will let me that is

>>150929177
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>150929135
colder

>>150929135
unfortun8ly you're wrong. All Serks have flat asses. Every other Serk (Aranea and Mindfang) have massive titties though

if you wanna date a troll woman (or man), who would it be?

>>150929357
Feferi, unironically. Aranea's nice and all, 8ut she has the Serket Curse of 8eing mentally unsta8le/generally unhinged. The fish on the other hand, seems to 8e pretty good

>>150929357
aradia :D

>>150929357
>>150929414
>>150929463
I was think a8out it, and man..... Troll women are fuckign crazy. If they aren't murderous or have severe mental issues, then they pro8a8ly don't exist (save for may8e dear, sweet Nepeta and Feferi, 8ut they're underdeveloped, so who knows). I get why John went for human woman instead. These troll 8itches are crazy

>>150929357
aradia is crazy and funny and is confident and cute

>>150929357
Hm... In no particular order: Eridan, Sollux and then Karkat. They all have qualities that I like and that I dislike.

Eridan - his pros are that he is royalty, has a weapons arsenal that would make a redneck blush and is generally unhinged and I think that could be kinda fun. His cons are that he doesn't take a hint easily and may very well use the weapons he has after we break up.

Sollux - he's a smartass, talented in his computer whiz ways and would probably be pretty chill to just kinda hang around with and maybe play a game that is interesting. Sollux's cons though.. he's sad. A lot. He would be really hard to cheer up. Especially when he loses his eyesight. Then he is just straight up depressed and basically deceased.

Karkat - has a good heart, knows that he does have worth, despite being a mutant. I feel like that sometimes so I think we would be good match. Cons - he's kinda loud and I don't like super loud things or people but I think if I stuffed some cotton in my ears I could get around it.

>>150929414
I'd also say Feferi! I believe she would treat me very nicely, pat my head and say nice things to me.

>>150929681
sounds like you want a moirail rather than a matesprit

Gnosticism is blasphemy.

>>150929715
Gnosma 8alls

If prisounebound is so popular here, why does the adventure have less than 500 likes? do you guys just not have accounts?

If John only slams gray meat, does troll John chase only human mamas, or does he fucks hella cherubs?

>>150929357
One* for each quadrant:

>Caliginous
Eridan. I want what he and Vriska had

>Pale
Gamzee. He's just such a chill guy, y'know?

>Flushed
The Condesce. She's sexy, and that's about it. I need her

>Auspictice(s?)
Kanaya and Vriska. I'd need someone to prevent me from KILLING Vriska any moment I got, and Kanaya is a great Auspictice.

Best girl.

>>150929357
Gamzee, there was no reason for his friends to treat a kind soul like that and he was pretty nice outside of murderstuck

>>150929751
Fuck off back to Hussie's clown show, HICU shill

>>150929806
>>Caliginous
>Eridan. I want what he and Vriska had
So you want to relentlessly bully the fish boy until hes begging to be dicked down?

>>150929792
John is for grey meat

Troll John is for human meat

Cherub John is for incestuous cherub sex/masturbation with whoever is his other half (Vriska?)

>>150929704
No because I also want to... hold hands with her... you know while I fuck her in the bedroom.

>>150928811
>>150928853
>>150928878
Finally
we are returning to the old ways
just keep going deeper into ironic shitposting and we'll be golden era /hsg/ once again

>>150929826
........Yes. No homo though. Just pure fish sex

>>150929824
Prisounebound isnt HICU you dumb fucking nigger

>>150929844
Ironic?

>>150929751
I don't sign up for shit

>>150929821
I guess I'll do all my quadrants
Pale: Kurloz
Red: Gamzee
Black: I don't really hate any of the trolls but I guess Karkat since he's the most annoying
Ashen: Feferi

>>150929863
Youre the one casting doubt on the size of its fanbase cause its not a fruity rumpus circlejerk, idiot

>>150929863
>nigger
hahahhahahahahahaahah lol you're so edgy dude

go back to /pol/ you FUCKING niggerfaggotkiketrannyindianlow8loodSCUM you don't 8elong here

>>150929879
I'm not casting doubt on it; I'm just wondering why the like ratio is so low compared to the fans talking about it here. Are you retarded? I'm looking for some speculative answers

>>150929876
>Kurloz and Gamzee
clownfucker (derogatory)

>>150929357
Gamzee, no homo

People who take joy from the mundane are rare. Sure he's a killer, we can't all be perfect

>>150929904
Back pedal some more like a fucking coward why dont you

>>150929910
which quadrant though? that'll decide if it really is no homo, or if you're fully fruity

>>150929921
you are genuinely retarded

>>150929925
Buddy cop in True Detective 4

>>150929949
okay that's actually really straight

>>150929904
Well how many likes is it supposed to have? Even if every anon ITT left a like it wouldn't be anywhere close to 500

>>150929985
Dont bother trying to reason with him hes a nustuck sycophant trying to stir up trouble

>>150929357
would be curious to know about how sollux's waist trusting game is.

>>150929751
Prisounebound has actually had quite the influx of favorites to the adventure since its popularity here. I'm super thankful for it too.

God bless you anons.

>>150929826
in what panel does this happen?

>>150930047
I hope to be on the same stage as you at SAHCon someday, but the world has been extra-diligent in trying to keep me down, so it might take a while.

>>150930093
rooting for u anon, even tho SAHcon is purely online, unless you meant the metaphorical stage of the premieres. either way still rooting for you

>>150930114
Thanks. I'm trying to figure out what I want my first project to be, but I can always fall back to a fanventure.

>>150930134
Ideas guy lol

>>150930047
Now i understand why alan is literally me

>>150930093
>>150930114
didn't they say SAHCon was being discontinued after this year?

>>150930134
Keep your powder dry
Write down your ideas

>>150930313
As it stands. I expect someone will try to make their own sahcon if it doesnt come back. Or maybe they are banking on not needing it (real con time) when homestuck is revived LMAO

>>150930391
the homestuck revival is upon us. I saw so many more at the con I went to this year...

>>150930313
I thought it was more that this be the last con that will be ran by the fans and next year and onwards, if it could last long, but Andrew Hussie will be the ones taking charge of SAHcon.

>>150930484
I saw many when I went to MomoCon. Mostly Nepeta's.

>>150930552
If andrew hussie takes over SAHcon i will not be participating

>>150929357
A tall female highblood who is way stronger than me, has a vaguely Eastern European accent and carries me around when my feet get tired. I'd die a very happy and content man.

Being an Australian is suffering, also HS discord is doing a Halloween event with cascade watch party

>>150930702
"Come see the day the comic died!"
https://www.tumblr.com/homestuckhomestuckhomestuck/166791960232/summary-of-homestuck-fandom-after-s-cascade

Speaking of SAHcon, I know originally the con would also host it on a separate Discord server, but will it happen this year? Or will Hussie and the crew try to make it stay only in the Official Homestuck Discord server itself?

>>150930484
>the homestuck revival is upon us
Lmao no it isn't

>>150930821
You have no idea what you're talking about

>>150930919
Uh huh, I'm sure Homestuck's pilot will be picked up any day now. And it'll get that fortnite crossover.

>>150930821
10,000+ people being online and in a server doesn't seem that dead to me by the way

Poonrunes

It's sad that I want to like Homestuck again but I know it's doomed to always just be kind of mid.

>>150930552
No, as the situation currently stands, SAHcon is ending fully. This is mainly because a significant number of the people organizing it have decided to move on to something else.

We may get something else at another time and it might even have the same name, but it will not be the SAHcon that exists currently as it will be run by completely different people under completely different rules.

By the way, weirdest fucking year for them to decide to end it. I'm still trying to figure that part out, like why this year or all years?
Like last year I could understand, shit was grim, even next year if things kind of die down, but this year, right after the series experienced a type of revival?
Such a weird time to leave.

>>150928199 #
>>150928295 #
thanks for the requests, quick doodles for now

>>150931003
You can always like homestuck and read the original comic. There are plenty of people that literally do not care about HSBC, and it's not mid, at least not to me. Might be mid to you though, could have always been

Remember posting your cringe reaction on tumblr and then tagging #upd8

>>150931030
no way there isnt drama happening behind the scenes with hussies track record

>>150931058
I reread the original and then tried any of the new stuff. Even going from Act 5 to Act 6 it's night and day how much the quality drops off.

>>150931030
Early on in the return of /hsg/ the enormous age disparity in people posting in these threads was noted
I would not be surprised if the event organizers are just too old to be doing that shit anymore

>>150931101
That's also fair, I do agree that the quality does kinda dip, but I will always remember the day that it updated after a 6 year hiatus lol.

>>150931030
>Such a weird time to leave.
No matter how much you shill it, Hussie is insufferable to work with and most people can't really get into Homestuck again. This "revival" consists of him rereleasing the comic while trying to make people forget the later acts and content exist and a pilot that got a firm "it's okay" at best from the fanbase.

The biggest indicator, always, is the porn scene. It hasn't moved an inch in any direction and most of the stuff being made is still just weird gelasticat tier stuff.

>>150931090
He shut it up with NDA either way. After all, the person who had lead SAHCon was Jonaya Riley, who was the original producer of Hiveswap Act 3 before Miles took over. She's also the Hiveswap Friendsim 2 creator and founder of Studio June.
https://www.jonayariley.com/

>>150931190
>hussie's on yet another studio and team
Fucking christ

>>150931211
The Hussie simp cycle
>be a homestuck fan that makes something that generates enough interest
>Get approached to work with Hussie
>starry-eyed, agree, thinking that all the stuff about him is overblown
>turns out it's not
>leave with a half finished project
Rinse and repeat

>>150931190
>>150931211
I havent followed Hiveswap ever, but how many teams have been on that game so far? 3?

>>150931211
Oh, Hussie is not part of Studio June. Just that he had someone that worked under him who had made a Studio on their own to make a fangame of his IP property. She was part of FRAF, but then left for reasons. And she is assuring herself that she will totally not get in trouble from legal team for still having Hiveswap Friendsim 2 around Steam.

>>150931262
Let's see
>Odd gentlemen
>toddlercon new york studio
>Hiveswap 1 team
>the viz team that fell through
>The act 2 team
>Roach's team, I think?
>now this team

So six, maybe seven

>>150931303
Holy shit. No wonder it never got finished.

>>150931303
But remember, it's still an indie project. Purizu andastando.

>>150931264
There was another creator that pulled oit of FRAF very early on, no? I dont know if it was one of the featured adventures, but still

>>150931341
>Things that happened before we got Duke Nukem Forever
>Announced: April 28, 1997
>Released: May 6th, 2011
14 years
http://duke.a-13.net/

>Things that happened since Hiveswap was announced
>Announced: September 4th, 2012
>Completed: TBD
Needs to be a thing. We've almost hit the milestone.

>>150931348
Why are you censoring stuff from a public discord you rape victim

>>150929042
Scrawny idiot butt....

>>150930803
As a newgen fan, I always heard that homestuck was really big in the early days but I had no idea it was to such an extent. Makes me wonder how many views the pilot would have gotten if it was released back then

Is it wrong to wanna bang ur sprite?

>>150931483
Makes you wonder how good Homestuck would be if it was good.

>>150931536
Can't impregnate a ghost
Believe me, I've tried

>>150931536
Please dont try to bang your magical game construct. You wouldnt bang a consort, right?

>>150931543
Gumball taught me it's possible, you just aren't trying hard enough

>>150931049
Radical dude

>>150931190
>studio june

>>150931536
Sburb.exe is overglazed. Its not bad by any means, its just not particularly excellent. Plus its a HICU now so thats a few points off

Raping and impregnating TriDesert

>>150931536
Always double prototype your sprite before banging it i cant stop masturbating

>>150931536
>Grows her wisdom teeth back
Based, fuck the entire medical mutilation industry
Hands off those tonsils, teeth and foreskins

Homestuck General is back?

>>150931750
why would she say that

>>150931692
I feel like Sburb.exe has better pacing than most adventures, but is still pretty slow. In homestuck by page 400ish John is already in the game fighting imps, and 3 characters have been propeely introduced. Most adventures take forever presenting the cast and take too long to actually get in the game so shit starts moving

>>150931049
Thanks, bro. That pillow felt great.

>>150931303
>toddlercon new york studio
i'm sorry what?

read homestuck again or work on one of two diamond paintings that is due before christmas hmmm....

>>150931855
i agree its pacing is rather good. Its characters are just so boring to me which really breaks an adventure for me

>>150931762
Yes sir, get to shitposting

maybe i should draw on the whiteboard

>>150931980
The juvie kid looks interesting, but hes not on screen anymore.

>>150931348
Well it would kinda have to be operating on a shoestring budget with how badly managed it's been.
They already spent all the money that would be used to pay a larger dev team.

>>150931556
>wouldnt bang a consort, right?
I would, I would also the carapacians too
None you can stop me

>>150931990
please christ do. you all should even if you dont draw. its very fun. the more the merrier.

homestuck if it were good!!! :)

>>150932197
He’s hardly appreciating the comic making skills he once had - even for his notorious foible, romance

>>150932197
okay 8ut when does she knot him

>>150932222
i cant believe you wasted quads on this message!!! :p

>>150931964
The new york studio's lead (or one of their main artists) was a toddlercon artist. This was known before Hussie hired her, too.

>>150930803
This was a fascinating read.
It legitimately makes me wonder how big Homestuck would have become if it had been managed properly as a franchise.
Like, from what I'm reading, it seems like it hit a peak in 2012, then Hussie repeatedly fumbled major project after major project (with the biggest example being Hiveswap) and effectively killed the velocity of the franchise by the power of sheer incompetence.

There is an alternate timeline out there where Hussie hired a competent brand manager to keep everything on track and Homestuck became a successful and enduring multi-million dollar franchise rather than fading into obscurity.

space days reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lrkzF-Zrs

>>150932237
>wasted
hahahahahahahaha no. Those quads were very much earned PLUS you're dodging the question. When does she do it? You ever wonder if Jade was looking up at the prospit clouds, and saw herself knoting Rose's giga-tight goth pussy, and shlicked to it?

>>150932251
Viz tried that. They tried to dissuade him away from dumb decisions but he did them anyway.

>>150932278
well technically, at the point her dreamself was alive she didnt have a dog peen so i doubt it!!

>>150932286
It's a minor miracle they didn't own the IP afterwards

Let's make an analogy to the only successful webcomic of all time: Penny Arcade
Their first publisher pitch meeting had them signing away the whole IP. They lucked into someone who actually cared and was interested in running their business

>>150932242
my wacom is not working on the white board. hm.

>>150932309
It's not too hard to avoid that, but the fact that Hussie violated his publishing contract hard enough to be in debt to him speaks volumes on how much he sucked.

>>150932242
uh cool

>>150932286
I would hardly call what Viz did with Homestuck 'competent management' either.
In fact, to be honest, partnering with Viz was one of the largest mistakes Hussie made in terms of managing Homestuck. They fucked up so much shit and ruined the official website.

Viz is literally the source of one of the biggest reasons Homestuck fell into obscurity.
This is why I said COMPETENT brand manager (though yes, I'm aware Hussie probably would have found a way to fuck up even with the most competent manger on earth working with him).

>>150932242
Based and Moonrunes pilled

>>150931483
Homestuck was on par with MLP FiM in its heyday. Hard to say which one had wider influence and notoriety at its peak.

>>150932242
Wasn't there also the Director or Engineering person that was an incel, who threw a hissy fit and destroyed their computers because the girl who works in WP NYC at the time, rejected him?

>>150932401
>Homestuck was on par with MLP FiM in its heyday
Lmao delusional. No it fucking wasn't. Horse show is uniquely fucking MASSIVE.

>>150930484
>>150930821
It’s more like a new Homestuck Dark Age. The Tumblr infestation round 2.

At least they aren’t skipping to the trolls this time…
Right?

>>150932419
They aren't because they couldn't.

>>150932419
If the re-release on the Official site did anything, it was preventing retards from skipping the first four acts of the fucking story that set up and explain like every major concept and character.

So yeah, it's a nice silver lining.

>>150932309
> the only successful webcomic: Penny Arcade

Did you stop paying attention after 2000 ? setting aside anything outside the English-speaking world, "Lore Olympus" is in the front windows of Barnes & Noble right now, and won an Eisner three years in a row.

>>150932419
Nah, they are skipping to the Davekat and Rosemary. Who the fuck are John and Jade?

>>150932465
cute

>>150932448
Wait, they re-released the webcomic? It's not stuck on that awful broken website anymore?

>>150932401
>Homestuck was on par with MLP FiM in its heyday.
Anon FIM had and still has multiple cons a year, more porn than pokemon, and enough fan games, music, animations, to put the entirety of Homestuck to shame.

Homestuck was popular exclusively on tumblr and that bled out to other places. It is a drop compared to its hurricane and rightfully so because it's way worse.

>>150932487
Yeah they are in the process of re-releasing it with working flash thanks to Ruffle.

>>150932487
Yep. Or more accurately, they're currently re-releasing it. We get an update every day and everyone's reading along as it's re-released on the new official site.

We're currently on Act 5 (Act 2) and are in the middle of Murderstuck. Most newgens are reading along with the updates since that makes it more digestible to read the whole comic.

*wwalks into fortnite collab*

>>150932676
I want this to be real so bad lmfaooooooo

>>150932676
Literally would be the funniest fucking thing they could do.

>>150932754
still better than Kanaya getting cucked by Jade

>>150932518
You know how Troll Will Smith has the phenotypical features of a black man, specifically the black man named will smith. And Troll John Cusack has the phenotypical feature of a white guy, specifically John Cusack.

Are these features tied to blood type or unrelated to them?

>>150932676
>>150932686
>>150932718
>tfw you will never live to see the condesce hit the griddy in fortnite

>>150932840
This would also be amazing

>>150932866
>>150932884
The duality of Dave

>>150932840
>>150932854
And last one for now

>>150932955
ugh muh dick. i love evil dave harassing kk.

>>150932955
>dave sexually abusing karkat
you had my curiousity but now you have my attention

>>150932963
>not Mr. Whitetext
Lame.

davejade again!!! who woulda thought! xp

>>150933030
>not MR. M1LKSH4K3
try again, anon

>>150933069
Based.

>>150931049
both of these are glorious. great work, anon

What are their classpects?

>>150933169
Susie: Knight of rage
Ralsei: Seer of hope

>>150933169
Kris: Knight of Rape
Susie: Maid of Poon

>>150928794 (OP)
wtf hsg is back? did I wake up in 2012/13?
what did we think of the animated pilot
i liked it

>>150932793
troll will smith is an olive blood, so since olives are like midpoint or whatever probably not

>>150933169
Kris: Knight of Heart
Susie: Bard of Hope

iykyk

>>150933261
I'll be honest I actually thought Ralsei is going to be a bard of hope. His setup feels like he's going to realize in the end all his good deeds and everything didn't really change the prophecy.

>>150933230
very flawed pilot but cute for what it was. it has potential if they listen to the feedback people had about it

>>150933281
Ralsei might be a Maid of Breath but I dont fucking know

Kris Im 100% sure on knight of heart, like that is very clear

>>150932298
>accidental dommy mommy jade
hmmm

>>150933311
Is it though
Knight of Void seems to be a close second

>>150930956
I don't recall ever seeing jade's blue iguana consorts

>>150933290
what did you think were the flaws? for me, I just thought dave was mischaracterised. if it was made into a series, they would probably (and should) slow the pace down a fair bit
was hussie involved in this or just gave it his personal thumbs up?

>>150933169
A youtuber said all three are rogues of different flavors
>kris rogue of heart
>susie rogue of rage
>ralsei rogue of void

>>150933340
hussie was involved in the writing process but was not the head

>>150933101
so based anon!!!!! <3 this is a davejade household!! :p

They should've had more interactions desu

>>150933380
She only talked to him if she needed something

>>150933361
I wonder if he's working on anything new
I'm one of the 30 people who liked psycholonials

>>150933386
the perfect relationship
(not even true)

>I just read Homestuck.
>Now I can say for certain,
>The pilot is shit.

>>150933470
Just keep in mind I stopped reading after Cascade so any Act 6 drama is not yet disappointing me

>>150933340
most glaring flaws were:
poor introductions: newbies were left utterly confused by the rushed and underexplained mechanics
animation/spelling errors
weird character direction- like you said early dave was way off, and to a lesser extent jade was much more talkative than her early self

>>150933386
at least it was funny

jade makes me feel all tingly in my penis area...

>>150933393
he did make a new comic called jesterquest. not sure if its finished. it was going to get a whole bunch of fan pages hussie said he would stitch together. since hussie didnt want to make much more

>>150933540
>penis area...
i wish they had a word for this like "vulva". we need a word for dick AND balls

>>150933668
the grundle

>>150933540
That's radiation, and she's giving you testicular cancer

It's pesterchum time

>>150933668
i feel like vulva almost never really works in a sentence and isnt very sexy in fic at all

>>150933699
i think the word was just made up for people to embarass to explain to their daughters what a clit is

>>150933342
I doubt that heavily especially the Ralsei one

>>150933679
No, THIS is radiation.

>still writing fanventure outline
>stuff happening in the past and the future simultaneously even though that doesn't make any sense to write in a normal english sentence
If only there was a language to describe time passing for a third party

>>150933169
Kris: prince of blood, he either wields his bonds of friendship to destroy his foes, or destroys his bonds to mindrape noelle
Susie: A little harder to guess, almost definetly a knight of some sort, but you could argue over plenty of aspects; she's often motivated by her growing relationship with ralsei and kris, so possibly a knight of blood, but that doesn't mesh well with how she actually behaves; Knight of rage could work considering that she can be emotionally motivaded, but doesn't really require her team to succeed, as shown in the gerson duel; hell, you could argue that she's a Knight of Space, considering that she's isolated herself with her bully persona for god knows how long, yet seems to be quite adept at shedding that isolation and growing past it; there are also arguments to imply she's a bard, possibly of hope or breath, but it's hard to say without the full game out.
Ralsei: I'd personally set him as a seer of doom, as despite how he avoids telling the fun gang about the last few panels of the prophecy, he still carries those portents of doom, even if in secrecy.
Noelle: Depends on the route, I think. without being influenced, I believe she'd be a breath player, maybe a mage or sylph of breath, but her classpect in a weird route run likely be something else entirely, and i'd have to guess a maid of doom.
Berdly: Likely a void player, he seems the type, at the very least; i'd peg him as a Knight of void.

>>150933834
circumstantial simultaneity?

>>150933543
>jesterquest
oh shit didn't know about this, thanks

>>150933803
Is he ALSO giving me testicular cancer?

more davejade!!!!

>>150934058
yyyYYEEEES!!!

>>150933907
>id peg him
a man of taste i see

>>150934083
im picrel

>>150933834
You could color code sentences based on time period. or add a note indicating which is happening when

>>150934110
Adorable stuff.

>>150934132
thats all i post!!!!!

>>150934186
Keep up God's work, Jadeanon.

we see terezi use her mind powers but when do we see karkat and kanaya use theirs?

>>150934263
Jack would not have made a deal with anyone else but a blood player
Kanaya uses hers off screen to finish the trolls' session

>>150934263
the trolls are not all at the same level of power development. while kanaya and karkat do perform their role (kanaya tries auspiticing everyone, karkat tries screaming the team together) neither show any magical use of their powers which is related specifically to their classpect.

>>150929042
Sauce?

>>150934311
moonrunes

Would trail over broken glass and rusty nails for a wicked threesome with these chicks...

>>150934335
I feel like Vriska would appreciate that sort of commitment, to a certain degree.

>>150934360
No shit, she'll think "Wow look at this pathetic loser, If i let him hit may8e I can get him to endure more pain for my pleasure <33333333 "

>>150934314
Is that the name of the artist or it is a Homestuck related concept? I'm not getting anything related with that pic.

>>150934420
he doesnt have any socials but drops by the thread on occasion

>>150934438
Oh I see. Thanks for the information, I will check the other threads for more of his stuff.

>>150934294
>>150934304
jack blood pacted with karkat to get him to shut the fuck the up

>>150934304
terezi and gamzee seemed pretty in touch with their aspects over everyoje else somehow

>>150933540
We know, John. Now get back to your gray women.

>>150934438
To be fair he has a bsky even though I don't see it linked anywhere.

>>150929042
>ellith's cut scars on her thighs
This makes me sad because she's my favourite but hard because she's pathetic and I could take care of her.

>>150929190
Nice art anon, keep it up.
Unfortunately I think DaveKat sucks.

>>150929751
There's accounts on MSPFA.com? I just bookmark the adventures and scroll the adventure logs to figure out where I was.

Am I stupid?

>>150934592
you are stupid oh my god

MOONRUNES! Will there be a clown purpleblood in the comic or do I kill myself now?

>>150934637
rewatch the angels fall flash

>>150934634
Oh.

>>150934650
there, there

My stupid dumb idiot that I love.

What did you guys think of Prisounebound: Beyond Canon? Personally I was a big fan of the designs they went with after the timeskip.

>>150934788
'twas cool overall but I still don't understand how Mallum got Korpus pregnant after the time skip.

>>150934797
The miracles of what can happen if you pail inside another troll instead of a bucket are astounding.

>>150934747
if you said that to her she'd blow her brains out.

>>150934574
Anon, Ellith works with wood. They could just be mistakes from her cutting wood.

>>150934797
There was a disturbing amount of pregnancy. I get they couldnt repopulate some other way but that just seemed like an excuse to me

On God we cracking Lily's teacher.

lets talk about kanaya

Was the plotline about Renity going to jail for sexual assault and drug abuse really necessary Moonrunes? Really?

These troll bitches gotta nigga acting unwise to their blatant red flags.

>>150934861
>hey can i have a troll with nothing please
This is you. This is how you sound and it's so gay I can't stand you anymore. Get out of my house.

>>150928794 (OP)
Wait I haven't been on /co/ in a long while is /hsg/ really back outside of HSBC updates?

>>150934879
Well, the jannies aren't doing anything about it, so I guess we're back.

THIS IS A HUMAN FUCKER GENERAL

>>150934876
Hey I never said it was a bad thing women with red flags is my main market anyways.

>>150928794 (OP)
gamzee is the nortubel of homestuck

>>150934896
HOLY SHIIIT SHE'S HOT

>>150934896
THEN GET FUCKED

>>150934879
WE NEVER LEFT

>>150934896
Post Stiller

>>150934788
>>150934856
did we REALLY need that 20 minute flash of mallum fucking ellith?

>>150934952
honestly im more worried about that subplot of Dmarko and Yitris selling meth, seems like an obvious rip-off

>>150934952
flip a coin

>>150934952
We needed to establish canon troll pregnancy somehow

The nature documentary voiceover from Junice explaining what was happening to Dmarko was a nice touch

>>150934952
absolutely

>>150934970
>Goonrunes
So just normal Moonrunes then?

>>150934965
personally i thought it was distinct enough from breaking bad but i guess i see how one can see some similarities

>>150934970
OH NO THE TIMELINES ARE CLASHING

>>150933513
All the characters were off to varying degrees. John in particular was more out of character than most people seem to notice.
In order of most OOC to least:
Dave
John
Dad
Rose
Jade

>>150934969
>Junice explaining what was happening to Dmarko was a nice touch
wtf I need this now

>>150934952
I assure you. Seeing Mallum cum inside her for 11 minutes with a 2 minute closeup of his balls clenching as he spurts his goo in her ass was essential to the plot.

praise

I need one more John variant for the shitpost, so far ive got: Ultimate, Johnbot, Troll John, John english and Homoscuk John

>>150935051
>gamzee in the bg goofing around
based

>>150935054
girl john....?

>>150935054
June.

>>150935066
obvious in hindsight. thanks

>>150935051
fucking kino

>>150935054
3d john

>>150935054
gotta have a John Lalonde, John Strider, and John Harley

>>150935054
>john variants for the shitpost
oh yeah? now i'm hyped.

>Forgot to remove the Goonrunes name
this is why you don't namefag, folks, not even once.

>>150935097
keep it, more anons should namefag, at least in these threads

>>150935054
Fishtank john

>>150935054
Cherub John.

>>150935081
3d john...

Heyyyyy Heyyyyyyy~~~ What's up beautiful people~~
I decided to remove every female character with their filthy girl bulges from the comic and rewriting them as male characters now!

>>150935156
these pics are the main reason I never touch aco for HS discussions, so ass...

>>150935177
Oh don't worry, it's all hairy Vriskas and big fat tranny Jades now.

>>150935186
Don't forget AI art spam and JRFag having tantrums.

>>150935177
You don't like uncanny wax statues anon? Have you ever considered you are woke and gay?

>>150935156
Crazy that he's gone on to write books now

FUCK FUCK SHIT PUSSY DICK
JUNICE IS NOW A TRANS WOMAN, AND FUTURE DEPICTIONS WILL HAVE HER WITH A COMICALLY LARGE BULGE, HOPE YOU FUCKING LIKE DICKGIRLS ANONS

Ohhhh that's why these threads are so ass, hi megido chan

>>150935209
Vizzie hates trans people though?

COOMrunes draw more sexy troll girls and my life is yours

>>150935206
breedingduties leaving was basically the coral reef dying off of Homestuck honestly
Just the point of no return that we're currently at

>>150935206
imagine reading a book written by the fuckin homestuck 3d porn guy

>>150935216
did I miss more drama? I haven't paid to attention her for a few months now

You think the newgens are gonna get mad when the ending is shit like everyone else did?

>>150935125
for what purpose?

>>150935216
But you see anon, trans visibility boosts attention, and with said attention you can milk every penny from LGBT communities for the most bland-low bar merch possible! Hell, after you made bank you can just kill of the trans character and erase it from canon.

>>150935235
I liked his fanfic pitch for post canon, even if it was basically slice of life.

Also the big tiddy Vriska guy is a defense lawyer, people move on

>>150935239
i doubt it

>>150935257
They're going through the exact same reactions everyone did when Homestuck first came out. We just reached murderstuck and it's the same shit.

>>150935251
he made a post canon pitch? share.

>>150935248
fuck faggots and trannies

>>150935239
First they're going to be very concerned about why Hussie is trying to marry Vriska.

>>150935275
I can't link it, it's an AO3 link

>>150935243
it'd be funny methinks

how do i green text guys?

>>150935292
just say the fic name and i'll work the magic

>>150935282
We all know why. Hiring that toddlercon artist wasn't a spur of the moment decision.

>>150935251
>big tiddy Vriska guy is a defense lawyer
look at my lawyer bro, i'm going to jail...

>>150935209
>implying I wouldn't love visible bulge haver junice

>>150935301
Secret Godstuck

Sorry guys, no more /hsg/ threads in /co/, we told you guys no generals are allowed here

>>150935310
>gets you off scot free
Hmmm

Am- Am I Moonrunes?

>>150935209
>WILL HAVE HER WITH A COMICALLY LARGE BULGE
already canon tho

>>150935326
Boooooooo, this runes SUCKS

>>150935177
BD hasn't been in the /aco/ thread in like over a year. last thing i saw of his was a pic of jade giving birth that i commissioned for the pilot launch and then he bounced

>>150935328
>gets me off

>>150935350
Harrison ford looks weird

HE'S MOONRUNES, HE'S MOONRUNES, YOU'RE MOONRUNES! ...I'M MOONRUNES! ARE THERE ANY MORE MOONRUNES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

AAAIIIEEE IS THIS A HOMESTUCK THREAD ON MY BOARD?!?!?!
*starts spamming delete button*

>>150935239
as long as they don't fucking skip from act 1 to act 5 like some literal hitlers out there

>>150935328
jade alchemising increasingly lewd dresses

>>150935375
She needs to, nothing else fits her fat tits.

>>150935318
it's alright 6/10

>>150935370
>name
Duke Nukem as a strider is fucking kino, actually.

>>150935362
HEHEHEHE HAHAHA WE ARE ALL RUNES DONTCHA KNOW HEHEHEHE

>>150935378
>literal FUCKING space size powers
>there isn't a single god DAMNED comic about Jade subconsciously changing the size of her tits

cursed franchise, don't dead open inside, ABANDON IT

Prisounebound fucking sucks, read Prisonstuck instead

>>150935375
Uglycoal I know that's you. Make Jade Harley and Beck Noir 2.

>>150935216
wtf i LIKE vivzie now?????

Okay faggots, I come back to you all acting like a bunch of dweebs?? To hell with you all, I'm going to retake command of this site and shutting it down for good.

>>150935216
Vriskapop

>>150935425
there was a jailbreak joke RIGHT THERE. absolute failure

>Fetch modus based around doing fighting game inputs in order to grab shit from the sylladex and in order to get stronger or more important items the inputs are more complex and sometimes cost super meter
Is there anything here or is this fucking lame

>>150935474
this is a really fun idea actually

I love my boyfriend.

You ever think that moonrunes fucking hates us or loves us?

>>150933907
Small problem there, Kris/=/The SOUL, you gotta classpect the two of them seperatedly as they're genuinely not one and the same.

>>150935411
Sorry, heres another pic with fat hairy black Jade that looks like coach from left for dead fucking aryan rose instead. Please do not look at the artists comment history.

>>150935493
knight of heart kris
lord of heart soul
im a genius i know

>>150935486
I think he's a shitposter here and understands that almost no one is being malicious we're just being retarded for a bit of fun.

>>150935474
this is cool

>>150935493
well, they could share the same aspect, or you could argue that depending on the route, one is a prince and the other is a bard.

>>150935051
So is crowbar Judas in this case?

>>150935486
he loves us and I love him too
he's also been a surprisingly good sport about the times anons have jabbed at him

>>150935387
honorary strider

>>150934788
I need to huff Mommy Ellith's hairy troll pits until I'm about to pass out from lack of oxygen.

>>150935251
>Also the big tiddy Vriska guy is a defense lawyer
What was his name

>>150935693
>only bathes when it rains
you would only last 1 huff

>>150935726
Nah I'm built different.

Requesting this with Mallum or Korpus and a bottle of Ellith Armpit Smell.

I love how you need to keep making pedophile jokes about Andrew like his hypnosis fetish isn’t right there because you’re just that fucking lame and unsubversive.

>>150935811
huh

>>150935474
>The basic fetch is QCF
>You fuck it up. Every single time.

i fell asleep but i woke up and now im posting davejade!!! woah! :D

What hip-hop/rap do Homestuck fans listen to?

>>150935874
>About to die
>Only item that can save you is in your sylladex
>pic related

>>150935895
I don't listen to music, generally speaking
And if it was hip hop it would be really, really old, like Run DMC and LL Cool J old

>>150935893
HELL YEAH

>>150935920
narcolepsy may be a bitch but we have now returned to our regularly scheduled programming!!!

>>150935919
Everyone likes Run-DMC, but LL after Second-Round K.O. is a reach.

>>150935911
>on a controller

>>150935895
for me personally it's:
megan thee stallion
ren
mass of man
doja cat
bbno$
eminem
thot squad
cupcakke

>>150935856
Resident schizo poster who thinks he's Hussie.

>>150935895
Msi

>>150935895
I hate rap with a passion usually reserved only for truck drivers and cyclists.

>>150935951
thank you anon for keeping me going

>>150935967
It's the very least I can do.

>>150935979
that art is so cute!!!

>>150935962
>MSI
>the pedophile metal band that doesn’t even really actually rap
>they even have a song with ‘hip-hop’ in its name where they don’t rap
Come on now.

>>150935987
I tend to prefer saving real artsy fartsy pieces, but I'm often brought low by cuteness. The ones you're sharing are adorable too.

>>150936002
im a simple girl, i see davejade, i save! even if its a red stick figure with sunglasses and a green one with dog ears, i take it!!! but truthfully im a really big sucker for sadstuck kino or anything artsy/tasteful like yourself :)

>>150936008
Sadstuck is very nice, yeah, but I prefer it with other characters, these two deserve better.

>>150936019
totally agree!! i like to think of most sadstuck as a "this will be fixed later" when it comes to davejade as a way to give depth to their relationship or something of another! they deserve the world <3

>>150936028
That's a lovely way to think about such pieces, hope you don't mind me stealing it.

>>150936040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIuWUpnyUmA
not at all!! im glad i could provide a fresh perspective!! :p have some sadstuck davejade/grimdorks kino from an age long past...

>>150936051
Sick, I love the vintage stuff, wish I had some to share back; Oh well, more davejade art will have to do.

>>150936060
i appreciate the thought anon!! the davejade art is plenty <3

>>150935131
it's surreal finding another fishtank viewer in these threads
I don't keep up with /ftl/ anymore though, that place is fucking awful
I swear I may have had an interaction with you during season one

>>150935895
zoomerslop soundcloud rap
seeing bladee live at some point

davejade thread
davejade comic

>>150936110
>>150936114
as long as i continue to be, every thread is davejade!

>>150936118
Long live the Jadeanon, then.

Took far too long and didnt come out as I wanted but eh at least its done

i hearby decree the davejade posting shall never cease!!!! (lol this is a pic a friend made of me that i removed the mentions that could reference to my real self) xp

>>150936148
>forgot to flip troll John

>>150936148
so fucking kino, this rules.

>>150936148
Saved.

>>150936185
that one is one of my favorites

>>150936191
So freaking cute, I can see why you like it so much.

>>150936194
heheh i love them so much definitely not because of projecting or anything....

>>150936200
Of course, totally normal shipping interest...

I don't like davekat but I actually think dave is gay

>>150936210
>>150936226
definitely bisexual sorry pal!!

>>150936263
Preach.

>>150936275
thank you for getting it

>>150936281
Doesn't take a genius to crack that puzzle.

>>150936292
not at all, but its appreciated nonetheless! :p

>>150936226
doesn't matter either way to me what he is but I think hussie pinned him as straight- at least at the start. that's what makes his trolling of tavros so hilarious. best case scenario he's bi- which is just as well for me for obvious reasons

>>150936305
this would work a lot better inverted, everyone knows dirk's the sexpervert.

>>150936316
i appreciate you so much for indulging and donating to my otp collection!!

>>150936311
that works too but in this case I think dave is just genuinely having a blunder moment and instantly thinking his gay bro is talking cocks which makes it funnier to me

>>150936324
Gotta be the change I wanna see in the world, y'know? Besides, just posting con heir art forever gets a bit dull, always good to mix it up post my second favorite ship.

>>150936344
hey!! spider8reath is my 2nd favorite ship!! :p

>>150936351
Well what a coincidence, I mean, maybe not that coincidental, considering you clearly have phenomeal taste.

>>150936369
>phenomeal
Fuck.

>>150936369
>>150936373
heheheh!! thank you same to you!! but we cant get off task here!!

>>150936379
When you're right, you're right.

>>150936388
i wish there was an easy way for me to contact thread members in private if they desired i like talking to likeminded people

What does Vriska’s breath smell like?

>>150936311
replying again to say now you got me wanting to draw an inverted version

>>150936414
then by all means, anon, DRAW!

>>150936405
Well, I do have a pesterchum profile, I don't use it often, but what the hell, it's trememdousCarnivore, which I only realize now could be misconstrued as vore shit...

>>150936408
good, probably

>>150936425
i just sent you a message!! i know you dont use it often but figured it would be worth a shot :p

>>150936448
Oh, then i definetly gotta do some troubleshooting on my end, considering I didn't received it yet. Prolly need to update it.

>>150936473
hehe thats okay!! just let me know when and ill try and shoot it through once more :p

>>150936482
Nope, it's as up to date as it gets, and I just realized I mistyped my handle, it's tremendousCarnivore and not trememdousCarnivore so that was probably the issue.

>>150936369
>phenomeal
I know what you are.

one thing that really pisses me off in mspfas is how they spend 20 pages introducing a character only to immediately switch to the next one spend 20 pages with that one and repeat the cycle

No more bush or armpit hair on any character.

>>150936752
What about fronds? Can we have armpit fronds on characters?

>>150936767
Shut up anon, I'll kill you.

Homestuck troll names are generally six letters long for both first and last names, though variations exist. They often incorporate themes related to the troll's lusus (caretaker), their blood color/caste, or even mythology, like Karkat Vantas or Nepeta Leijon. Some fan communities also have rules about troll tags (chumhandles), such as the "GCAT" rule for canon characters.
Name structure and examples
Length: Both first and last names are typically six letters long.
Example: Karkat Vantas
Thematic inspiration: Names are often related to a troll's lusus or blood color.
Nepeta Leijon: Inspired by Leo (Zodiac) and her cat-like lusus.
Terezi Pyrope: "Pyrope" refers to a dragon and "pyro" (fire).
Vriska Serket: Her ancestor, Spinneret Mindfang, was named for the spinnerets of a spider.
Origin: In the comic, trolls are named by drones who interpret a guttural cry from their lusus.

How accurate is this for naming trolls?

>>150936776
Why can't we just work it out?

>>150929042
>>150929090
Yeah Karkat VantASS

>>150936818
Quick everyone post troll ass

Could he have successfully defended Gamzee Makara in a court of law?

>>150936845
Hes a highblood, its in his nature, and he has the right to cull the lowbloods. This is normal alter ian behavior

>>150936818
vvoah

>>150936818
great googly moogly.

>>150935209
This is canon

>>150936818
This guy drew the P5 protag and the orange haired girl as trans and had the protag goad her into demolishing his pussy while they were gaming on the couch and I've never been the same since then.

I didn't get it but I understand now.

>>150936148
Kino casino

>>150936956
I want him to fuck me until it hurts

>>150936964
He would cry

>>150936776
You can't kill me I'm lost in Nepeta's foliage.

>>150936818
Do trolls have leg hair?

>>150937080
hairless below the neck

>>150936924
wait woah WOAH slow down i just woke up man!! @_@

johnkat is really cute.

>>150937140
Well you're in luck. They're Lacryboy on Twitter so if you like Homesmut and pussy you'll be in good hands.

john simply cannot keep himself from fucking trolls, my god

John Egbert is a Troll chaser.

>>150937179
i thought it was Dave....

>>150936417
another project started

>>150936752
See what you did you banned hairy pits and now everyone can't stop talking about young boy booty blasting.

Make this right and draw Elliths' hirsute gorilla under arms.

>>150937184
Bad fanfiction, everyone knows what Dave's actually all about.

>>150936818
is this achievable juicy?

>>150937193
yes, yES!

>>150936305
>ahhh, dungeon meshi

Woke up to a LOT of davejade and honestly it's pretty wholesome. Johnkat is also great. Ugh. Too many good parings here T.T

>>150937035
Oh thank God.

>>150937407
Not enough of the best one, though.

>>150930803
Wow the early Homestuck fandom and the early Fnaf fandom had a lot in common

That Jerann Mussel guy on Bluesky is retarded. Can't he just like...use a VPN? Dude is rich enough to buy a lot of it. Even Colsla is smarter to know how to get around a ban.

>>150937193
are they going to smash

i just had another kino dream
>be me
>in a large homestuck convention
>level of execution is pretty neat, we are in a large office room(?), we hanged up at entrance
>two big rooms, I didn't saw one that was behind me, but i knew it was
>other is a big receptionist stand with large US crest. bunch of hired cosplayers and a cake (cake is important)
>cosplayers are neat, but they seems to not gaf at all
>it was awfully tense, everyone who was there seem to knew that something was bad
>????
>now its an afghanistan
>ultimate cake throwing warfare
>our enemy - unlimited clones of joe biden, who come from reception (FEDS)
>basically we throw our cakes at joes, joes throw their cakes at us
>cakes were prolly unedible, expect one cosplayers had
>me hungry
>or maybe not
>but i want a piece
>my moves were like a smooth dance, i dodged every "bullet' like a freaking neo from Matrix starring Keanu Reeves
>i hit few joes with my cakes, they have horrifying stretched smiles, like those shitty digital horror ones
>in the end i waltz to cosplayers
>john, dave, rose and jade. jade stands at reception
>none of them reacts to this shit, as if it was the most mundane thing in their entire life
>see the prize, cake cut in cubes
>grab it
>the cake in my arms tempts me to throw it at jade cosplayer
>but i resist
>just bite cake like a dog, eating my piece whole
>notice that the room is empty now. cakes are everywhere, dead joes, the rest of them getting pied by remaining fans, the rest of us followed further where joes spawned - behind the curtain
>leave edible cake alone
>give cosplayers one more look
>run to backstage
>wake up
>immideately hold a memory of this dream to not forget it

I just saved so much art from this fucking thread good lord my pc will hate me in the years to come.

I think Imposter and Sootnose should kiss...

>>150937216
kek

>>150937448
n-no! I just wanted to draw the meme

>>150937565
if saved a bit of every single ship then based

>>150937953
Literally all the ship art lol from this thread. I might be more keen on davejade now too, ngl.

>>150938000
I'm so glad I could help you see the light, anon.

>>150938000
>Literally all the ship art lol from this thread
I KNEEL

Missed another /hsg/ award.

>>150938055
how can such a creature be so cute?
how can one man have such a schnozz

>>150938055
swap nose sizes

>>150929042
renity's fantastic ass

>>150938389
they say the ideal, platonic form of her ass rippled throughout paradox space jiggling the symbol of the heart into existance

>>150936924
This is the second time someone in these threads has used trans for a genderbend scenario
Anthropologically speaking this makes me curious where people are learning a different definition these days

>>150938451
I think a genderbend would imply the characters present as their bended genders where as this is just genital swapped which would imply trans being the correct term
https://xcancel.com/Lacryboy/status/1928570479960338726

>>150938525 Migrate
>>150938525 When
>>150938525 Ready.