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Newgrounds Zeen Volume #1
I read this today and got a kick out of it so I thought I would share it here too for anyone interested. If I screw up the order or miss a page I'm not going to bother fixing it because you can probably find it yourself.
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The end.
Anonymous No.150934653 [Report] >>150963469
>>150934136 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot
Anonymous No.150934706 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Soild 7/10 I'd say. I wonder if it'll keep going with more issues in the future.
Anonymous No.150934733 [Report]
>>150934223
>Pringus McDingus jab in the first issue
Jeez, is this actually official?
Anonymous No.150934752 [Report] >>150935180
This has a more pleasant version of the vibe I got reading old collections of underground comix in my local library when I was young. Are we thinking there’s going to be a physical release of this? The more rep Newgrounds has outside of being the site that produced Zach Hadel the better.
Anonymous No.150934781 [Report] >>150934823
>every single joke is just funny faces or them being butthurt over something
>elitist attitudes towards all indie stuff that isn’t seen as “epic based newgrounds-core” shit (monkey wrench, furry pilots, college animators)
>shameless cocksucking of Zach and Smiling Friends (totally not parasocial behavior)
The only good thing in this entire thing is the comic shitting on LSMark
Anonymous No.150934814 [Report]
>>150934232
Sweet protip. I'll keep it in mind when I want to dodge some criticism.

>>150934489
Damn those are some sweet sponsorships. Truly bringing together the world.
Anonymous No.150934823 [Report]
>>150934781
I kinda agree with the 2nd one but
>shameless cocksucking of Zach and Smiling Friends (totally not parasocial behavior)
One of the first few pages is a dig at SF, and the rest is filled with similar digs at Zach and other Oneyplays people.
Anonymous No.150934824 [Report]
>>150934405
>that shot at the furry fail girl "pilot" from last month
jej
Anonymous No.150934870 [Report] >>150934924
>>150934136 (OP)

Is this actually a printed fanzine? or just some online thing?
Anonymous No.150934908 [Report] >>150934927
>>150934405
this is the most accurate portrayal of how much newgrounds has changed ive seen so far
Anonymous No.150934914 [Report] >>150934971 >>150947688 >>150950643 >>150951872
This entire zine feels written by that crying Wojak wearing that smug mask.
Just a bunch of unfunny complaints all targeted at people who actually make shit instead of being whiney bitchbabies
Anonymous No.150934920 [Report]
Huh what's this from? Is it a Newgrounds procured zine?
Anonymous No.150934924 [Report] >>150961957
>>150934870
>Is this actually a printed fanzine? or just some online thing?

never mind... I just found it on Newgrounds... I keep forgetting that Newgrounds even exists.
Anonymous No.150934927 [Report]
>>150934908
>’asexual Amazon Kindle’
Anonymous No.150934964 [Report] >>150934992
sorry nobody gives a shit about ratbasterdz, maybe try advertising your cartoon to people instead of shitting on everyone else above you.
Anonymous No.150934971 [Report] >>150943358 >>150943748
>>150934914
>Just a bunch of unfunny complaints all targeted at people who actually make shit instead of being whiney bitchbabies
This is a funny post, considering that they actually DID get together to make an art project while (You) have made nothing except this whiny post on 4chan's Disney TV cartoons and furry asses discussion board.
Anonymous No.150934987 [Report] >>150951731
>>150934136 (OP)
It's cool how some of the Bridge Kids people worked on this. It's bitter, but that's fine.
Anonymous No.150934992 [Report] >>150935011
>>150934964
If I had a nickel for every time someone made a cartoon called "Rat Bastard" that flopped, I'd have two nickels.
Anonymous No.150935006 [Report] >>150935090
>were newgrounds, we’re not like other TERRIBLE sites for creators, this is the REAL place for artistic freedom
>except if you don’t fit into our exact tastes then fuck you we hate you and want you to die
Anonymous No.150935011 [Report]
>>150934992
Like it's the Incomparable Atuk of animation kek
Anonymous No.150935031 [Report]
Half of this made me laugh IRL.
Anonymous No.150935045 [Report] >>150935323
>>150934249
>that Mark
loool
Anonymous No.150935053 [Report] >>150935075 >>150935126 >>150935212
>>150934195
>Bluesky
Anonymous No.150935075 [Report] >>150935091
>>150935053
Why are you posting news reports about dead teenagers on /co/?
Anonymous No.150935090 [Report] >>150935141 >>150935510 >>150976486
>>150935006
I made a really intentionally unfunny cartoon about garfield that won me daily 3rd place a while back. Tom even commented on it saying he liked intentionally unfunny cartoons. Quality has always come second place on the site.
Anonymous No.150935091 [Report] >>150935126 >>150935137 >>150935212
>>150935075
Dead left-wing vermin make me happy
Anonymous No.150935126 [Report] >>150935161
>>150935053
>>150935091
>Phoneposter
Burn, nigger.
Anonymous No.150935137 [Report]
>>150935091

Life just finds a way to correct itself.
Anonymous No.150935141 [Report] >>150968208
>>150935090
If there’s anything NG users love it’s 12,000 layers of irony to mask any sincere thought they could ever have. Their biggest fear is being seen as cringe and they’d rather shit on other artists than actually make something that isn’t just funny faces and ironic jokes.
Anonymous No.150935161 [Report]
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Anonymous No.150935162 [Report] >>150935214
what's the lucky boy jab?
Anonymous No.150935180 [Report]
>>150934752
I'm not sure. The description on the original art post says it's a new bimonthly zine but it shares a tag from a news post about a parody jam competition where you take the piss out of Newgrounds. I'm going to rule it as a one-off until proven otherwise.
Anonymous No.150935212 [Report]
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>>150935091
What does this have to do with Bluesky?
Anonymous No.150935214 [Report]
>>150935162
The main character of the comic said he was a producer, so maybe it's about BrandyBuizel? IDK, I've never watched Lucky Boy
Anonymous No.150935226 [Report]
do people hate the jack skelengton guy who comments on their work?
Anonymous No.150935289 [Report]
>>150934195
>entire comic drawn because they didn’t like a collab that was probably just seen as a fun side project by everyone involved
Wow you got ‘em and definitely don’t look like a petty cunt
Anonymous No.150935299 [Report]
>150935053
>150935091
>I made a thread for my off topic faggotry but barely anyone is replying, what do I do?
>I know! I'll go into a thread that IS on topic and start spamming it there too. Brilliant!
Anonymous No.150935323 [Report]
>>150934249
>>150935045
Wouldn't be surprised if whoever made that one lurks here.
Anonymous No.150935402 [Report] >>150935430
>>150934136 (OP)
I came by this thread to say one thing:
Lee Hardcastle doesn't have a Newgrounds page? You think that'd be a no-brainer. Stop-motion is already well received on the site (ex. My Chair) so you'd think he'd be posting on the site by now.
Anonymous No.150935430 [Report] >>150952166
>>150935402
Well looking at how the site treats its users perhaps it’s best if artists stay away.
Anonymous No.150935510 [Report] >>150935548
>>150935090
give us a link to it anon
Anonymous No.150935548 [Report]
>>150935510
portal/view/620095

I was wrong about what Tom said, but his was the first comment on my cartoon
Anonymous No.150935822 [Report]
>>150934249
As a NG Supporter, I just don't use Takeover Tuesday at all. Just let me go to the Featured Movies.
Also FUCK it's Takeover Tuesday again
Anonymous No.150935836 [Report]
Close enough, welcome back street fighter chode
Anonymous No.150935965 [Report]
there's a lot of dick in this zine
Anonymous No.150935972 [Report]
>>150934312
Damn...
Anonymous No.150936199 [Report]
Usually zines aren't meant to be solely repositories for butthurt whining but i can tell this is an avant-garde project
Anonymous No.150936359 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
WHERES THE ONE ABOUT TELEBUBBY FUNLAND
Anonymous No.150936381 [Report]
>>150934232
holy shit its doomguy
Anonymous No.150936409 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
I came here for bitches but all I got was bitching, boooooring
Anonymous No.150936422 [Report]
All of these are pathetic and self-referencial. I expected some short comics with a theme or something.
Anonymous No.150936471 [Report] >>150936531 >>150945391 >>150968516
This was fucking shit, it's just 46 pages of people being asshurt that they haven't been able to find the level of success as the creators they're shitting o- I mean uh, "criticizing".
>>150934473
Look, I agree that the view of criticism in general has declined in the recent times. But this entire thing is like the text book example of how to not do it. No one is going to look at this and go:
>Wow they're right, Newgrounds isn't what Newgrounds used to be and the modern indie animation community is shit
They're going to go:
>Wow, is that someone's OC killing Charlie from Smiling Friends? That's fucking gay lol
The only people that need to be taken down a peg is everyone involved in this humiliation ritual, but that would imply that these pathetic retards haven't reached rock bottom to begin with.
Anonymous No.150936485 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
That cover makes me super horny.
Anonymous No.150936531 [Report]
>>150936471
youre entirely correct
however i still found it funny
the seethe and butthurt fuels my biggest of laffs
Anonymous No.150936533 [Report] >>150952166
Well that was a waste of time. Just a bunch of whiny edgy bitching. But at least the GF on the cover is hot.
Anonymous No.150936601 [Report] >>150937778 >>150968125
>>150934473
So basically, this entire thing is shitting on the idea of toxic positivity within the modern art circle and animators hopping on trends, where popular figures are praised for being popular. There also seems to be a lot of focus on the abundance of reanimated collabs and pilots.

Gotta say, this is the exact opposite of what you would expect from an NG zine, I laughed throughout at the sheer ridiculousness.

However, to whoever planted the seed, I will be jerking off to this GF tonight. Thanks >>150934136 (OP)
Anonymous No.150937010 [Report] >>150943431 >>150945167
>>150934257
Man, people really have a bone to pick with SCAD, huh?
Anonymous No.150937131 [Report] >>150937249
ALIEN POMINID
Anonymous No.150937249 [Report]
>>150937131
good running gag that made me lol
Anonymous No.150937276 [Report]
I enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.150937496 [Report]
Honestly the art was really good and I enjoyed a lot of the jokes but I REALLY wish half of the space wasn't wasted on talking about recent animated pilots. This isn't a fucking Smiling Friends zine. I wanted to see stuff about old Newgrounds.
Anonymous No.150937556 [Report]
>>150934183
True
Anonymous No.150937778 [Report] >>150943476
>>150936601
Yeah pretty much. It also highlights the rampant egotism in the independent scene while still seeking for validation from the "legit" studios.

>I will be jerking off to this GF tonight.
I wanted to ask for a text less version but I was too scared to ask.
Anonymous No.150938444 [Report]
fun stuff
Anonymous No.150938826 [Report]
I liked it. It's nice to see some pushback against the pilot and self-glazory I've been seeing on the site lately.
I don't really get how you'd be mad over it unless you're a cocksucker for "indie" or Smiling Friends.
Anonymous No.150939409 [Report] >>150939669 >>150943785
>Animators seething about how hard it is to make animations and how newfags shit up everything.
Eh. It alright, I'm surrounded by fags who spout this nonstop so a whole zeen full of it just feels like everyone is whining.
Much prefer the ART FOLKS MAG they posted recently. Just artists drawing good stuff.
Anonymous No.150939533 [Report]
>>150934329
Can I order fun magazines like this IRL?
The ones I see in stores are usually just Times or Martha Stewart.
Anonymous No.150939669 [Report] >>150943785
>>150939409
1992? are they pretending this is old?
Anonymous No.150940847 [Report] >>150952166
>46 pages of whiny vitriol
lol. lmao.
Anonymous No.150942770 [Report]
>>150934376
kek fukin BRUTAL
Anonymous No.150943358 [Report]
>>150934971
Took me 30 seconds to make a post calling them losers while it took them at least an hour each to come up with their brilliant masterwork of moaning.
Anonymous No.150943388 [Report] >>150945001
>>150934136 (OP)
This is supposed to be a physical thing that you can buy at any local bookstore in entire US or what?
Anonymous No.150943431 [Report] >>150945167
>>150937010
They also hid an SVA in there
Anonymous No.150943476 [Report]
>>150937778
>the rampant egotism
I see this more from Newgrounds diehards than anybody making a "pilot" on YouTube. Literally all of these people think they're hot shit
Anonymous No.150943611 [Report] >>150943651
>>150934282
>frutigerland
man people really hate that pilot with the y2k animal girls with square eyes huh
Anonymous No.150943651 [Report] >>150943800
>>150943611
Wastlandia wasn't reallyY2k or Frutiger so I think they're thinking of other trends among newer online animators. Which is rich of Newgrounds users, considering that all of the shit they make is also based on trends and looks exactly the fucking same.
Every popular Newgrounds artist is just
>Wow you like anime, Ren and Stimpy, video games and edgy humor? Me too!
Anonymous No.150943748 [Report]
>>150934971
I agree that in general complaints about production of shit are worse value than the actual production of shit but still, you understand how much this zine is also those complaints vs the actual things they're complaining about, right?
Anonymous No.150943785 [Report]
>>150939409
I was finding it weird that this and that were coming out the same time, but it makes more sense seeing what this actually is

>>150939669
yeah the gimmick is it's just artists drawing pin-ups themed after retro fashion
Anonymous No.150943800 [Report]
>>150943651
The youtuber that made Wastelandia first started going viral with videos talking about Fruitger Aero etc, I assumed that was the connection there
Anonymous No.150945001 [Report]
>>150943388
>a physical thing that you can buy
That would be cool but it'd probably have to be printed in black & white on the cheapest paper imaginable.
Anonymous No.150945167 [Report] >>150947769
>>150937010
>>150943431
Is there actually something to be critiqued about their courses, or are people just looking for a new scapegoat now that Calarts is getting old?
Anonymous No.150945391 [Report] >>150964024
Basically this >>150936471, I don't get how people find this entertaining at all. There's no substance to any of this. You CAN make parodies and works that provide meta-commentary on others, but, still make them smart and funny you know. This is just empty moaning. Very disappointing for a site and community that used to be so inspiring to me.
Anonymous No.150945974 [Report] >>150956200
>>150934136 (OP)
Thanks for the dump, OP, I enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.150946897 [Report] >>150947512 >>150947798
I didn't know that Newgrounds was still around. I remember visiting the site back in the days when Flash was still relevant and they were just nothing but flash cartoons, flash games and flash videos. It was a site that was basically reliant on flash. I guess they just host videos, art and music now. Which seems like a regression.

Would be nice if someone uploaded this to Archive.org, which has that sweet "flip book" embedded software:

https://archive.org/details/unhip-0

I thought about making my own shitty fanzine and just uploading it to archive.org. I have never decided on the topic.
Anonymous No.150947378 [Report]
i clicked for girlfriend
got a butthurt comic instead
alien pominid can get it tho
Anonymous No.150947512 [Report] >>150947798
>>150946897
they still host games, and all of thee above incl. new and old Flash content.
They've just expanded to also include modern formats for ease of use.
Anonymous No.150947688 [Report]
>>150934914
right. feels like crab in a bucket mentality for everything that has done well and come out of their website. "OH MY GOD I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE RETARDS WHY DONT AYEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET FIVE STARS AND MY TOTALLY BETTER IDEA MADE INTO A PILOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

(its because all of you are insufferable people no one wants to work with)
Anonymous No.150947769 [Report]
>>150945167
I wanna know too
Anonymous No.150947798 [Report]
>>150947512
>>>150946897 (You)
>they still host games, and all of thee above incl. new and old Flash content.
>They've just expanded to also include modern formats for ease of use.

Oh yeah. That's how little I know about the site now.
Anonymous No.150949092 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
The Newgrounds, yo!
Anonymous No.150949352 [Report] >>150949383
This feels like a lot of empty yelling into the void, which is fitting for an anonymous site, but putting it all into an "official" zine reads like you've got a stick up your ass
Anonymous No.150949383 [Report] >>150949402
>>150949352
thats newgrounds for ya
Anonymous No.150949402 [Report]
>>150934297
>my OC kills popular character LOL?

>>150949383
this shit is the same as that collab seething about brawl taunts
Anonymous No.150949418 [Report]
>>150934249
Yeah, ugly pooners. We all know that.
Anonymous No.150950212 [Report]
>>150934489
appreciated
Anonymous No.150950222 [Report]
apparently this is not the real zine, just a joke one a bunch of newgrounds creators did for fun and probably to whine
Anonymous No.150950543 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Landlines? In Big 2025?
Anonymous No.150950557 [Report]
they're really mad at Smiling Friends success aren't they
Anonymous No.150950633 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
It was pretty good, some jokes are just funny, some stuff is so ridiculous it gets funny.
Anonymous No.150950643 [Report]
>>150934914
>This entire zine feels written by that crying Wojak wearing that smug mask.
Kudos, this is an extremely apt comparison.
Lenny No.150950749 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Based zine.
That it triggered yall this bad with such low level criticism is unsurprising really.
Will cop if print run
Anonymous No.150950861 [Report] >>150957531
Smiling Fragilities
Anonymous No.150950973 [Report]
>>150934312
God damn I want to bust my fat fucking nut deep in that alien clown
Anonymous No.150951337 [Report]
My mom always said that what you put out in the world will always come back to you and that’s why they’ll never reach the success of smiling friends. Yea, some have successful shows on YouTube but you gotta lock in and cherish the fans you got or else your envy will get you lost in the sauce.
Anonymous No.150951731 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
>>150934987
I think some of the crew from Bridge Kids contributing to this zine is actually kinda raw. Because Bridge Kids became and currently IS one of the most popular indie web shows on Newgrounds and YouTube. Every new episode garners attention. But, are they still in the circle of what's being poked fun at?
Anonymous No.150951860 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Astronomical cringe.
Anonymous No.150951872 [Report] >>150951978
>>150934914
That's Newgrounds. They beef with each other and bitch endlessly while acting like everyone else is the cry baby. If you criticize them, then they will pretend it's on you.
Anonymous No.150951978 [Report] >>150964024
>>150951872
genuine contempt framed around being hardened when these fuckers have the thinnest skin imaginable and are constantly jealous and threatened by each other
Anonymous No.150952166 [Report] >>150964661
>>150940847
>>150936533
>>150935430
You just described /co/.
Anonymous No.150952291 [Report]
>>150934195
some faggot is really mad about others huh? this is the whiniest shit I have seen in ages.
Anonymous No.150953235 [Report] >>150953747
>>150934136 (OP)
dem LEGS
Anonymous No.150953747 [Report] >>150955247
>>150953235
https://youtu.be/RxoaM3Jm9jw?si=yqauwVuWobMqN_Ox&t=10
Anonymous No.150954405 [Report]
>>150934451
heh, I love rape broz
big Rape Broz fan rh
Anonymous No.150955247 [Report] >>150964084
>>150953747
Based Beast Boy
Anonymous No.150956200 [Report]
>>150945974
scat fetishists be like
Anonymous No.150956772 [Report] >>150957606 >>150958841
>>150934136 (OP)
Nice
Anonymous No.150957531 [Report]
>>150950861
>passive aggressive dig at Pim about his eye
>pretty tame all things considered
>Charlie dies by an angry beaver ripoff
>from a cartoon I found pretty boring myself
>more passive aggressive yapping
>way more honest if he just said "I don't like the show lol"
>Charlie poses the same as Brian
>the only critique I agree with :C

I thought the Yotam one was funny lmao
Anonymous No.150957606 [Report]
>>150956772
Yes. Quite.
Anonymous No.150957721 [Report]
>>150934257
>we're busy committing rapes
XD
Anonymous No.150957756 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Jesus this is the most bitter thing I've ever seen, though I have to admit, space Pomni >>150934312 is sexy as fuck
Anonymous No.150957802 [Report]
>>150934376
this comic feels like every single mean /co/ post about indie animation
Anonymous No.150958841 [Report]
>>150956772
Which are you referring to. The Zeen comics, or... you know...
Anonymous No.150959074 [Report]
>>150934384
blam is the best character
Anonymous No.150959312 [Report] >>150960555 >>150960953 >>150964538
I saw Tom Fulp at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
Anonymous No.150959722 [Report] >>150959848
>Waaaaaah this is too mean spirited!
Fags. grow some hair on your nuts
Anonymous No.150959848 [Report]
>>150959722
>comes in to complaining bitching thread
>is a complaining bitch himself
At least I didn't think about everyone else's nuts.
Anonymous No.150960555 [Report]
>>150959312
Did he cut in line and act like an asshole to the cashier?
Anonymous No.150960646 [Report]
>>150934312
very nice
Anonymous No.150960953 [Report] >>150961096 >>150964084
>>150959312
did he say "dude cmon i made newgrounds" after cutting in line at the register?
Anonymous No.150961096 [Report]
>>150960953
"that counts for something, right?"
Anonymous No.150961926 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
Her heels are cute!
Anonymous No.150961957 [Report]
>>150934924
Don't sweat it. I remember the days when Newground was pretty the YouTube of the internet before YouTube was a thing, all those great flash animations and shitposts (before that word was even a thing). I even remember the time when the place did become a hotbed of adware and pop-ups that were so abundant the place was virtually unusable at times.
It's certainly managed to endure for quite some time, even if now it's kind of like twitter and often used for porn dumping.
Anonymous No.150963150 [Report] >>150964084
>>150934136 (OP)
That's not how you spell ZINE, dumbass.
Anonymous No.150963469 [Report] >>150963949
>>150934653
hide the thread incel
Anonymous No.150963949 [Report]
>>150963469
don't yell at him he dindu nuffin wrong
this magazine is evil wickedness my child
Anonymous No.150963993 [Report] >>150965252 >>150968227
>the weird shitting on smiling friends
>the weird shitting on animators who actually like creating something
>the weird shitting on people making things that aren’t 100% finished whole also shitting on people who make finished shorts and pilots they just don’t like
If you’re gonna shit in anything related to NG, maybe start with how 9/10 times a popular NG artist makes the transition to shitty let’s player or halfwit podcaster instead of ever doing their cartoons.
shosho No.150964024 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
What the fuck is this? This isn't charismatic!
I don't see anyone having fun, I just see a bunch of people in their thirties being bitter old fucks.
>>150945391
>>150951978
If these AREN'T some zoomers skinwalking as "the oldfags" I'd be very surprised. This feels like a soulless version of Beavis jeering at Teen Mom.
Anonymous No.150964084 [Report]
>>150955247
>B
strawberryclock
>>150963150
it's pronounced like that on purpose since it's just a joke zine while the real deal us yet to come later
>>150960953
Then give you a small scribble of Pico
Anonymous No.150964538 [Report]
>>150959312
What does he buy though?
Anonymous No.150964661 [Report]
>>150952166
Anonymous No.150965252 [Report] >>150966709 >>150968227
>>150963993
Good point.
However, they do take shots at fans who make OneyPlays and Game Grumps animateds supposedly "shitting up" the Newgrounds portal.
Anonymous No.150965951 [Report] >>150967210
So... Is this Newgrounds thread now?
Anonymous No.150966709 [Report] >>150968227
>>150965252
They sort of do like the Sleepcast joke >>150934384 and all the OneyPlay garbage and Oney Ware fail in the sponsors.
Anonymous No.150967210 [Report]
>>150965951
no, this is an Alien Pominid thread now
Anonymous No.150967255 [Report] >>150967364
>>150934436
Holy shit the Family Guy and Smiling Friends comparison is accurate
Anonymous No.150967364 [Report] >>150967516
>>150967255
you're not allowed to criticize Smiling Friends, nobody here should be criticizing Smiling Friends
Anonymous No.150967516 [Report] >>150967545 >>150967756 >>150968149 >>150968269
>>150967364
Why is it that the Oneyplays audience treats it like you cant say anything bad about Oney or Pebbles?
Anonymous No.150967545 [Report]
>>150967516
you're only supposed to criticize Adam
Anonymous No.150967756 [Report] >>150968269
>>150967516
oneyfags google oneyng daily and will make reddit threads about any rando criticizing them like its a fuckin cult lol
Anonymous No.150968009 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
someone is mad their cartoon didnt bring in as big of numbers
Anonymous No.150968125 [Report]
>>150936601
>this entire thing is shitting on the idea of toxic positivity within the modern art circle and animators hopping on trends, where popular figures are praised for being popular
I kind of agree with this because it's pretty much the reason why nothing but slop gets made nowadays. Everyone chases trends, no one tries anything cool or different and any popular artist can shit out anything and people will just like it
However the answer to this would be to make more stuff that you love and not care about what the zeitgeist is at the moment instead of making a whole fanzine just to bitch
Anonymous No.150968149 [Report] >>150968269 >>150968638 >>150978401
>>150967516
Because their primary audience is extremely cringey autistic people who use Oneyplays as a friend simulator. They genuinely believe they'd all be bros when the truth is that Zach and Chris would probably bully the shit out of them if they even found out one embarrassing thing about them.
I've never seen a fanbase more blatantly act like they personally know the people they are fans of than them.
Anonymous No.150968169 [Report]
>>150934195
he's literally me
Anonymous No.150968186 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
this is art i am ordering immediately
Anonymous No.150968208 [Report]
>>150935141
90s style don't-give-a-fuck looks like insincerity in the 2020s.
Anonymous No.150968227 [Report]
>>150963993
>>150965252
>>150966709
That's still kind of pathetic though because regardless of whether or not Oney is still making shit hus new stuff is actually bringing in more artists and animators to make art
It's still more pitching over "wash I don't like it so it's bad"
Anonymous No.150968269 [Report] >>150968322 >>150968448 >>150968780
>>150967516
Because almost every time it's just fags crying he doesnt make cartoons anymore despite moving on to other stuff. No actual criticism just "wahh why aren't you still making shitty parodies"
I also imagine it makes certain anons mad that a guy who comes off like an autistic retard somehow got his life together and that upsets them
>>150967756
>>150968149
You guys are way too upset over this
Anonymous No.150968292 [Report]
I read it all and I wish there was more variety. It is all kinda just
>look at me killing this indie cartoon character! so free or something oh algo
I had fun.
Anonymous No.150968322 [Report] >>150968392
>>150968269
I have noticed people here get way too mad about Oney and Zach specifically
Anonymous No.150968392 [Report] >>150969893
>>150968322
yeah, you. you reply to every thread defending these faggots up and down and justify every last bit of bullshit. you buying those nfts bro? egoraptor bad for giving up animation for lets plays but oney is ok?
Anonymous No.150968426 [Report] >>150972476 >>150976506
>>150934136 (OP)
First time in a decade I saw something from Newgrounds that felt like Newgrounds. Anyone bitching about this being mean never fucking used the website.
Anonymous No.150968448 [Report]
>>150968269
>oney is moving on to other stuff
>*cricket chirps*
comic is fucking spot on. faggot became what he said he would never become.
Anonymous No.150968516 [Report]
>>150936471
Anonymous No.150968571 [Report] >>150968648
>>150934136 (OP)
Why is everyone butthurt over this? SF Chode is ok but you cant make fun of Oney?
Anonymous No.150968585 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
ngl it's peak.
Anonymous No.150968617 [Report]
>>150934136 (OP)
This captures the spirit of NG
Anonymous No.150968638 [Report] >>150971950
>>150968149
Oney and psychicpebbles ten years ago would be bullying the shit out of who they became today
Anonymous No.150968648 [Report] >>150968691 >>150968810
>>150968571
I don't even watch these fuckers you guys make parasocial dependencies on, but when a work has the stench of desperate "I'm not mad I'm not mad I'm totally just joking" you can't act surprised when people go "are you mad"
Anonymous No.150968691 [Report] >>150968776
>>150968648
geez man it's just a goofy youtube show
Anonymous No.150968776 [Report]
>>150968691
I'm saying this zine has that stench
Anonymous No.150968780 [Report]
>>150968269
>You guys are way too upset over this
I literally agree with you though. Their fans are parasocial as fuck.
Anonymous No.150968797 [Report]
Anyone solve the crossword?
Anonymous No.150968810 [Report] >>150968837
>>150968648
>"I'm not mad I'm not mad I'm totally just joking"
That's Street Fighter Chode. That is literally Newgrounds at its core.
Anonymous No.150968837 [Report]
>>150968810
makes sense to make fun of these fags in a similar manner. dont hate the player hate the game.
Anonymous No.150968844 [Report]
>>150934489
Yo they got the kaballah to sponsor. Sweet.
Anonymous No.150968877 [Report] >>150970182
>>150934489
>Schmucks
What happened to that? Didnt it have a Patreon?
Anonymous No.150968938 [Report]
>>150934249
>bee tattoo
there are so many inside jokes. savage as a fuck.
Anonymous No.150969039 [Report] >>150971551
>>150934136 (OP)
holy shit now I love bridge kids even more
Anonymous No.150969594 [Report]
>>150934376
lol
Anonymous No.150969893 [Report]
>>150968392
What exactly are you so upset about? Not a single thing that is brought up about them is worth this much crying, what is your issue?
Anonymous No.150969958 [Report] >>150970182 >>150971891
>>150934376
That left page is totally going to be reposted in every thread about Monkey Wrench, isn't it?
Anonymous No.150970182 [Report] >>150971635 >>150972378
>>150968877
it probably still does
>>150969958
that shit is real?
Anonymous No.150971538 [Report] >>150978119
is "suckyboy" targeting someone in particular? that one was funny but the reference was lost on me besides pilot bad
Anonymous No.150971551 [Report]
>>150969039
>makes show that looks ugly as shit
>complains about other people who make good looking cartoons
This actually secured the fact I'll never watch it.
Anonymous No.150971635 [Report]
>>150970182
>that shit is real?
Oh anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i18HXAa1uY&t=3s
Anonymous No.150971891 [Report] >>150975459
>>150969958
Yes. In fact it's the only page you're going to see from this ever again.
Anonymous No.150971924 [Report] >>150971980
>>150934136 (OP)
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
Who the hell thought this had enough pull to become a thing
Anonymous No.150971929 [Report] >>150975018
>>150934232
Imagine being so mad at the Smiling Friends art style "not making sense in perspective" that you dedicate an entire vent piece to pointing it out.
This is the most bitchmade Newgrounds collab ever created.
Anonymous No.150971950 [Report]
>>150968638
Anonymous No.150971980 [Report]
>>150971924
>Who the hell thought this had enough pull to become a thing
Somebody with enough ego to believe everyone has the same amount of rage at people being successful as they do.
Anonymous No.150972378 [Report] >>150972526 >>150973915 >>150974650
>>150970182
>that shit is real?
>Monkey Wrench has so little viewer interest that not even the shitposts about it can drum up any ire since no one knows the subject matter to begin with.
Is this what the kids call being "cooked"?
Anonymous No.150972476 [Report] >>150976332
>>150968426
Mean? It's just pathetic. Your failed cartoon oc chainsawing charlie isn't any kind of own except of yourself
Anonymous No.150972526 [Report]
>>150972378
no
this is what i call as "you been shadowrealm'ed"
Anonymous No.150972808 [Report]
This entire zine is that Family Guy cutaway where Quagmire rapes Marge because Seth McFarlane was mad the Simpsons made a joke about him.
Anonymous No.150972887 [Report]
>>150934339
>I WISH I WAS JERRY JACKSON
can these bitter mutants make anything good or can they only mimic and tear apart better things
Anonymous No.150973527 [Report]
>>150934489
surprised there's no kiwifarms
Anonymous No.150973616 [Report] >>150976506
>>150934136 (OP)
>ITT: /co/ reads their first edgy teen publication
Anonymous No.150973844 [Report]
Most of this was just tearing other, more successful projects down. Not that I have an inherent problem with that, but it just has a pathetic stink to it.
Anonymous No.150973915 [Report]
>>150972378
this is what i call being either screwed or absolutely fucked
Anonymous No.150974650 [Report]
>>150972378
that cat is in distress
Anonymous No.150975018 [Report]
>>150971929
The joke is that it's true. many artists will lean on their style for a crutch.

Okay after reading the rest of the zine, HOLY FUCK this is refreshingly brutal.
Anonymous No.150975459 [Report]
>>150971891
im sure the dumb digital circus threads will use the pomni art. and im sure catching up threads will have the ls mark fetus joke
Anonymous No.150975643 [Report]
how tf do i purchase this? i cant find how to
Anonymous No.150976287 [Report] >>150976506
>WHY ARE NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE BEING MEAN???
Anonymous No.150976332 [Report]
>>150972476
remember oney making his cartoon about murdering fred because he was popular
Anonymous No.150976486 [Report]
>>150935090
antihumor counts as humor. you're putting yourself down for no reason, it's a good animation.
Anonymous No.150976506 [Report]
>>150976287
>>150973616
>>150968426
>nooo you’re not allowed to criticize them for being whiney assholes because that’s always been the case
>nooo you can’t say anything bad about edgy people
Anonymous No.150976638 [Report] >>150977482
what's with the newgrounds hate?
Anonymous No.150976760 [Report] >>150977912
>people finally realizing that NewGrounds are nothing bunch of sour fucking losers that done nothing to contribute to the artistic media except making shifty memes that no one but their 45 years friends find funny
Reminds me of that cynical bunny bitch that was complaining that she lost some comic book award to a slice of life comic, meanwhile her shitty nihilistic dogshit lost and basically made a word salad of a response. GTFO
Anonymous No.150977240 [Report]
Where are the jokes
It's just meta humor and making fun of more successful projects
Anonymous No.150977482 [Report]
>>150976638
It's just the natural, reflexive contrarianism inherent to 4chan.
Anonymous No.150977912 [Report]
>>150976760
>are nothing bunch of sour fucking losers that done nothing to contribute to the artistic media except making shifty memes that no one but their 45 years friends find funny
Holy ESL word salad.
Anonymous No.150978119 [Report] >>150978241
>>150971538
brandy buizel, the resident hackfraud "producer" of newgrounds, shoehorning himself in every possible project while never actually doing anything. there's a good amount of lore on this guy, but i can't be assed to type it out.
Anonymous No.150978241 [Report]
>>150978119
I thought they were shitting on Domrom and it left a bad taste in my mouth because for the most part he seems like a normal okay guy.
Anonymous No.150978281 [Report]
Moar like Fragile Friends holy shit
Anonymous No.150978401 [Report]
>>150968149
Speaking of which did you see the entire shrine someone built dedicated to Oney?
Anonymous No.150978482 [Report] >>150978503
ok but would you the alien pominid
Anonymous No.150978503 [Report]
>>150978482
POUND THE POMINID