Thread 150938525

War Of The Johns edition

Previous John:>>150928794

johns p cute I guess, I do like him with terezi

if I had a boonbuck for every time someone in these threads did an edit of John over panels of Invincible, I'd have like three boonbucks, which is not a lot, but I'm glad it happened thrice.

Half of the best pairing, I'm more than willing to take it.

Sex with a kernelsprite of me but younger

>>150938586
third time's the charm i'm i right?

>>150938622
How very specific, also odd, but that kinda goes without saying.

>>150938677
I mean, the other ones were good too, in their own ways, the conquest john beating up invincible dave one back before the pilot came out was very funny, and I liked the one that had 16 different johns too.

a very well done davejade

>>150938622
are you really making a fanventure if there isnt at least one selfcest joke?

>>150938697
They work so damn well for these medieval style outfits, even with the anachronistic sunglasses.

reposting whilst I make my new drawing

>>150938770
do you have a main final goal for once you become satisfied with your artistical competency gained from exercising it every day? like a particular drawing you want to bring to life?

davejade drawing :-)

>>150938790
I joked a8out wanting to draw Aranea kissing my oc (which I have yet to make), 8ut no, not really. I wanna 8e a8le to draw her cutely. like picrel, 8ut with ME as the artist

>>150938827
whos the artist for this? this is really good

>>150938827
god everything about Dirk is exhausting, from introduction to now. his archetype of character is already eye-rolling these days, and then he got filled to the brim with Hussie's ugly rotten insecurities.

>>150938832
found them under frigiddoctoratus on mspabooru

>>150938860
sorry there's a fucking booru for mspa?? ?

>>150938909
https://mspabooru.com/

yep

GYATTkat VantASS

>>150938909
Yes, it's a treasure trove for ancient ass fanart

>>150938909
https://mspabooru.com/
yuh

>>150938827
What's your OC like? Maybe I'll draw them

This is gnostic blasphemy.

>>150938941
>>150938939
>>150938930
well there goes my entire afternoon

>>150938982
I don't have one yet. I plan on making one eventually. All I know is that he'll 8e a 8lue8lood.

>>150938812
so fucking peak, i'm drowning in envy...

>>150938697
Medievalstuck crumbs

>>150939311
His design is genuinely so cool...

>>150938622
Ho.. how does that work

>>150939311
I do love Eridan quite a lot. I used to go by Eridaniel online lol. That's how much I liked him.

Finally reading Space Days. The main character looks like she kisses Troll boys!

>>150939454
>gay character
>not a single good lesbo pairing
curious.

post karkass again

>>150939351
The character prototyped her baby teeth and got a sprite that acts as herself when she was younger.

>>150939473
to be fair when i was her age i also thought i was a lesbian

i was gonna try to improve the horns 8ut GOD I'm not fucking doing that. WHY are her horns so hard to draw?????? it's literally the hardest out of all of the fuckign horns ever. WHYYYYYYYYYYYy couldn't i have just did "Drawing Feferi Everyday" or something NOOOOOOOOO, I just HAD to pick Aranea.

Anyways, this is day ???? (I lost track) of Drawing Aranea Every Day.

Thankfully lesbians are a fictional concept

>>150939805
trolls will save space days from the gay singularity. otto weininger spoke of this.
too bad they can't cure beautiful princess disorder

>>150939824
"it's not gay if it's a troll" isn't going to save it

>>150939815
one day you will draw the most perfect aranea horns. once you can draw her entire body you should look into learning to draw specific parts better. like linework one day, arm anatomy another day, eyes this other day

>>150939851
one day i'm just gonna draw aranea's horns over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, then I'll 8e a8le to draw them immacul8ly. thanks for 8elieving in my, nonny

>>150939889
>missed the 888 by one post
Keep practicing

>>150938525 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgAWmWER_90

Seems relevant enough.

>>150939816
and yet all women are lesbians

Do you like your Jade with or without dog ears?

>>150939964
god stop reminding me of when this girl was so fucking cool and fun. she put on that shitty black dress and it may as well have been her funeral shroud

>>150939964
I'm currently drawing her without but she is still very cute with dog ears and a tail

>>150939964
man that picture is so sick

>>150939925
how the fuck have i never realized heir of grief references tomboyish girl in love until now

>>150938939
And then he ended up fucking her alternate younger self

>>150939964
Dog ears led to her flanderization into The Funny Dog Character but theyre iconic to her

>>150939997
I wish they weren't. Her original design is so cool. What a cute girl.

>>150939964
Dog ears are fine, it's how a certain kind of subhuman reacted to them that's the issue.

>>150939835
jegus believes everyone can be saved. thats why he invented trolls. it was satan who invented humans (this is the comic's big twist)

So new Makeship plushies are Dave and Dirk. Sorry DaveJade and Dersecest fans.

>>150939985
sorry *heir conditioning

>>150940046
great....

>>150940046
Skip these little shitters and go straight to Rose/Roxy.
I'll buy their entire fucking stock of Roxy plushies if they ever make them.

>>150940046
The jade plushie already came with the pilot.

>>150940046
davejade already won. Grimdorks in shambles.

>>150940109
davejade never won, until Jade is a girl again and not a futa, and is heavily pregnant with Dave's kid, then no davejade did not win it got turned into a fetish

>>150940128
im talking about the plushies you crayon chewing shitblood. dirk is just there to be his best man.

>>150940128
>until Jade is a girl again and not a futa, and is heavily pregnant with Dave's kid,
Eh we're about eight more reboots out from that.

All trolls are women because only a species of women would be that emotionally immature and volatile.

>>150940162
I really, really, REALLY want this shit to finally be over with. I'm so tired. It's been 15 years of this garbage. Let the show not get picked up, let Homestuck^2 get unceremoniously cancelled and deleted, let us move on.

>>150939964
with dogpenis

>>150939964
I love her Witch of Space outfit but I feel like nothing good came from her becoming a doggy girl and prefer her without ears. Can't beat regular, relevant, peak Jade. Remember when the kids were allowed to have cool outfits and didn't just wear god tier pajamas forever?

>>150940203
>Remember when the kids were allowed to have cool outfits and didn't just wear god tier pajamas forever?

woah woah WOAH, hey now, hey, that would mean actual DRAWING and effort and new ideas and designs, hey now, hey, you can't possibly expect this amazing artist to actually WORK, do you??

>>150940195
Well the new team is starting to pick a fight with gio so don't worry.

>>150940203
Bad example. She made this out of her grand dad's porn stash.

>>150940265
who is the new team and who is gio, there's been like 17 fucking teams who the hell are these people

>>150940195
You can just close the tab, you know that right? No one is compelling you to give a fuck about Homestuck. Save yourself the heartache and save us from all your bitching.

>>150940282
Nobody knows at this point.

>>150940299
Close, axewound, but hsbc isnt homestuck :]

All that dubious handwringing nonsense sure does evaporate when its time push the writers dog cock and cuckold fetishes

>>150940299
>Save yourself the heartache
Yeah... I wish I co-
>and save us from all your bitching.
lol yeah right you're not stopping that buddy, nice try

>>150940327
I'm just trying to help you out here. Hanging around this place and thinking about the comic and its spin-offs is clearly causing you some distress. But hey, keep touching the hot stove I guess.

>>150940299
>Don't ask questions just consume product and be excited for next product

>>150940339
Didnt even have the right anon despite furiously mashing refresh. Bcuck detected. So whats your backup plan when huss pumps dumps you like the last six teams? You do have one right? Some level of basic pattern recognition?

>>150940349
No, I am specifically telling you NOT to consume the product. I'm telling you to dispel any thought of the product from your mind and go do other things.
>>150940357
I'm replying to a reply. You also have some issues yourself so it still applies, despite your random butting in.

>>150940366
lol buddy you're running in circles, sit down and pray for the death of this shit comic

>>150940357
Oh right roach stepped down so we were on team seven now. Lmao.

furiously raping cody

>>150940376
If I wanted this comic to die I would not be helping keep a general about it active by having an inane argument with some anon, contributing to Homestuck's presence in people's minds and prolonging the buzz around the pilot.
In fact, if every person replying to me with some snarky comment were to stop posting, these threads would fall off page 10 fairly quick, and you wouldn't have a bunch of people wandering in asking where to read it, or talking about returning to the series.

>>150940384
I want a fucking book written like an after-action report on how many people Hussie has burned through and fucked over with nothing to show for it, seven teams is insane

>>150940425
lol you're real worked up over this

>>150938525 (OP)
Don't put Chad John in some gay shit like the Invincible War, he's too Chad for that gay stuff.

>>150940438
...Or you can keep working yourself up into a lather. New community event on the Homestuck discord btw, maybe we can all post about that and give it attention, because we want Homestuck to fade into obscurity and that's how one would do it.

Must keep the homestuck alive... can't stop the homestuck... at any cost...

>>150940428
It is fascinating that Toby seemed to be the only one with any kind of resistance to just how miserable he is to work with. Even his penniless shill itt can barely string together any coherent promo for their cuck chair session

>>150940275
>Bad example
I think you mean kino example

>>150940470
Toby knew better. He knew exactly what kind of 'man' Hussie was, learned from his mistakes, and turned himself into a multi-millionaire with access to high circles of creatives. Toby can play ball and has the savvy, Hussie couldn't socialize with a mound of sand.

>>150940390
Thats nice honey

>write a character with the wrong gender for a dozen pages before remembering there are three boys and three girls
I am the hallucinating AI, it's me

>>150940505
...and then went back to glaze Homestuck, voice act for it, and tie his name to it? Something about your fanfic doesn't add up.

>>150940458
>NEVER listen to your fanbase
I'm not sure why so many creatives have such an enormously difficult time not doing this

ima fuck kanaya
ima fuck vriska
ima fuck terezi
ima fuck ellith
ima fuck renity
ima fuck jade
ima fuck rose

>>150940519
Yes? He loves Homestuck like we do, he hates what Homestuck became like we do. He wants it to be taken back and made successful like we all wish. I don't think he can succeed, but he is trying.

>>150940542
That is a wonderful, imaginative sentiment... do you have any proof in the world to back up your mindreading of a complete stranger?

>>150940470
Toby, according to Bowman, is just kind of a little passive bitch, which ironically also makes him immune to it because he doesn't have enough of a spine to protest.

>>150940551
>That is a wonderful, imaginative sentiment...
You a chatbot?

ima rape kanaya
ima rape vriska
ima rape terezi
ima rape ellith and drink up her delicious caramel 8lood
ima rape renity
ima rape jade
ima rape rose
ima rape roxy
ima rape feferi
ima rape nepeta
ima rape the Condesce
ima rape the jane
ima rape you. 8end over

my class is 8ard of Consent 8tw

>>150940542
Nta The reason Toby stays so reserved is so people like you will project good things onto him. I dont think he's hiding something or anything its just I dont think he's the guy you hope he is

>>150940577
I was being sarcastic about your parasocial wishcasting.

>>150940575
Cute eridan~!

>>150940588
Nah, you're a chabot. Only they speak like that. Go away, machine.

>>150940562
Passive enough to nod and go uhuh at whatever nonsense Huss regurgitates from his sycophants but smart enough to do whatever he wants anyways it seems. Why not indulge in a doomed pilot and relive some nostalgia, not like he's going to be tied to it like one of the disposable teams.

The beyondcucked shill activates unbidden at tobymention like a good dog. Always funny.

>>150940586
>the jane
sigh........

>>150940605
shilling for beyond canon is somehow one level below standing outside an insurance place in a costume

>>150940602
That's right, I'm a chatbot, Toby is /ourguy/, and Hussie will be taken to task for his many crimes.
>>150940605
You can't even be confrontational on an anonymous imageboard? Thanks for bumping this thread by the way. We here at Viz Pumpkin Independent Creative Union Media appreciate your hard work getting more eyes on Homestuck, it's doing so much for the IP!

>>150940630
It's shilling for Tron Ares basically
>mediocre at best sequel to a cult classic backed and involving a shitty creator behind it

>>150940586
Minor raping mistake

>>150940638
>I'm a chatbot, Toby is /ourguy/, and Hussie will be taken to task for his many crimes.
Wtf I love our AI overlords now

>>150940711
you get extra rape for pointing it out. 8end over

>>150940586
>condese rape
basado

>>150940630
They have to try and halfheartedly disguise it as (you) farming too which is great. But they only start squealing when the right keywords come out so you know just how personally they take it.

Unfortunately they'll just be stuck feeding me (you)'s till they get pumped and dumped :]

>>150940551
Homestuck was a 2010s fad and the pilot has been stalling at 1.9M for two weeks lol

>>150940787
What does that prove about Toby Fox's mindset or outlook.

>>150940799
That he lent his name and voice to the pilot but didn't post about it on any of his socials outside of mentioning it in a deltarune newsletter

>>150940861
Why would he even bother being part of it at all then? It's not like he's beholden to Andrew Hussie.

>>150939473
for all we know lilyoficus is endgame

>>150940951
oficus would turn lily into a massive slut
and I will coom lots

>>150940046
hell yeah, that happened faster than I thought

>>150940630
Why do you knobslobbers glaze moonrunes so much. He draws child porn

>>150940900
Genuine enjoyment of homestuck? before it became the cuckfest it is now. Pretending he didn't have a massive and genuine interest and investment in it during the pre cuck days would just be delusional. Not hard to believe he felt like indulging. There's no risk in it for him, somehow he's kept his general persona entirely free from cancerous entanglement with HS

>>150941072
Kys faggot. Fuck off with your buzzwords

>>150941072
1. where do you think we are
2. what does moonrunes have to do with ANYTHING in this convo

A little wip that these threads have inspired. I am trying a different style, more simple with some added flare

>>150941158
Invinciblestuck is the future

>>150941158
I.....i think im missing the context here why Jades wearing the Roaring Knight as a cloak.

>>150941174
looks nice so far! keep it up :-D

>>150941158
lmao

>>150941190
Probably about the Beta Kids vs Deltaverse debate that was going on the other day

>>150941190
https://x.com/gokulatinx/status/1980368209699303691

>>150941072
>"ur fav is problematic" type shit
got lost on your way to tumblr?

The fun gang couldn't even handle a uranium imp there's no way they could handle those kids.

>>150941003
she will show her ALL sorts of things

>>150941072
Is SAHcon aware of this?

>>150940464
god bless the pilot for bringing threads back

>>150941305
lesbian techniques that you didn't even know existed

>>150941310
Pretty sure someone on the SAHcon team is jacking it to Renity, Ellith, Mallum, Korpus, Junice, and/or Oficus and can't say no to Moonrunes.

>>150941229
>>150941235
Fair enough, consider pic related in that case.

>>150940539
Based

>>150941438
Ill raise you pic related

>>150941281
8y themselves, the fun gang (might) win.

>fun gang vs Rose
Fun gang wins. Rose has a sort of future seeing, 8ut i'm pretty sure she needs focus to use it. Not applica8le in 8attle.

>fun gang vs Dave
fun gang wins. Even if Dave uses time travel, it's too limited, and Kris can just keep fighting over and over again 8ecause he has Determin8ion.

>fun gang vs John
No retcon powers = could go either. John can turn into fucking wind, so you can't really attack him, 8ut he might get tired eventually, and it's a three on one, so if just one mem8er is up, he'd lose. 8ut then again, he can turn into wind (which is intangi8le). With retcon, John pro8a8ly wins. He's fucking retarded though so who knows.

>fun gang vs Jade.
Jade solos. She shrinks them and vores them with her radioactive futa dog cock.

>>150941480
Thats just [S]Brolee: Ascend

>>150941485
Every single Godtier, by virtue of being one, demolishes the Fun Gang, so long as we don't take The Soul into account.

>>150941528
And trolls?

>>150941528
Just like with Undertale all the hax is in the endgame, and Deltarune is literally only at the halfway point.

>>150941541
Fun Gang solos each troll save for may8e Vriska

>>150941552
0 shot they beat gamzee man, come on, there's no keeping down the clown.

>>150941552
>This guy thinks Gamzee loses.

>>150941578
>>150941582
L + Ratio + Determin8ion + Ralsei just uses Pacify when he gets to low enough HP, which wouldn't kill him. We already know Gamzee is weak to sleep (that's why Faygo kept him pacified, it's a soporific su8stance)

>>150941541
The non-godtier Beta Trolls would probably be beaten by the Fun gang. Gamzee has the best chance, but he still probably loses.

If we mean, like, the entire race tho, The Condesce obliterates beyond a trace.

>>150941609
Kris does not have the power of determination the way it is in undertale. The Soul does, but that's US, not them.

>>150941552
would tavros' shitblood animal mind control work on susie/ralsei?

>>150941609
Not happening without him atleast taking Susie with him.

>>150941623
If you're going by that metric, then kris can solo LE, cuz baby, I don't lose.

>>150941625
Probably not. It only probably works on low-leveled intellect things, like animals and Sburb underlings.

Well, maybe it would work on Susie.

>>150941625
yes, but kris would just hit him once and he'd pop like a colostomy bag.

>>150941637
i mean it was strong enough to like semi-control jade sooooo shrug

>>150941631
That's exactly what I'm saying. The Soul destroys, but isn't technically part of the fun gang, and Kris is a bum ass fraud.

>>150941623
the soul is a part of the Fun Gang.

>>150941625
at Tavros' level? pro8a8ly not. The Condesce on the other hand, might 8e a8le to do it actually

>>150941631
>Determination allowing for time shenanigans.
>Against the guy that embodies Time itself.

Can´t see that going wrong.

>>150941528
>so long as we don't take The Soul into account.
The Fun Gang without Kris isn't the Fun Gang, and Kris without the soul is pro8a8ly dead. Soul shenanigans are required. They wouldn't even need to kill any of the kids, since Ralsei can just use pacify to put them to sleep

>>150941613
You'd assume so, 8ut Determin8ion is very, very OP. If you can use Determin8ion to 8eat Sans, you can use Determin8ion to 8eat the Condesce

>>150941631
The roaring fraud beats (you) with the power of cutscenes. Any meta aware being could take advantage of that. Although this likely requires Kris' compliance

>>150941625
They're sentient animal people, so no. It only works on Jade (via the Condesce) because she is partially a non-sentient animal.

>>150941665
Just two stubborn retards mashing load save at one another.

>>150941658
The Soul is not part if the fun gang.

Fun Gang is Kris, Susie, and Ralsei. It's not Kris's soul, it's us, so not part of the fun gang. Only Kris and maybe Ralsei even knows it exists, and they very clearly act like they exclude us from the group. We may, at one point later, be a recognized member- but as of now, we are not. So no Soul hax for Kris, sorry.

>>150941677
>not Kris' soul
well Kris' leg, arm, torso, head, etc. aren't "a part of the fun gang" either, 8ut they're a part of him. The Soul, 8y virtue of 8eing a part of Kris, is a part of the Fun Gang

>>150941675
If only LE ever actually used his Time Powers instead of stomping around like a retard and firing laser beams every so often.

Seriously, fucking ARADIA'S time powers worked on him. Why didn't he use ANY of them???

>>150941677
Without that they´re supremely scuffed given the soul literally does all the dodging in fights.

>>150941688
No, because it isn't Kris's Soul. It is literally not a part of him. He is a cage for us, and we don't know where "his" is, but we are not part of Kris.

>>150941689
he's just THAT retarded, i don't even think he knows he's a time player.

>>150941690
That's because we're goated, and they're all bums.

>>150941707
Getting that half of Gamzee in there must have fried Caliborns brain right after he gunned down Hussie.

Not that i can´t see Caliborn going that level of retarded, but it likely didn´t help.

>>150941707
There's a little bit of Dirk in there, right?

Surely he would be enough to balance the IQ a liiiitle bit, right?

>>150941713
correct

>>150941701
we've never seen the fun gang fight without the soul. The Soul is in every Fun Gang fight. It's a part of it. ALSO, saying it isn't his soul is headcanon. There's nothing really stating that. For all we know, the Soul suddenly gained a will of its own, and now Kris is 8eing a little 8itch a8out it. The Soul comes from Kris, therefore it's Kris'. It's like saying Kris' sword isn't his 8ecause he wasn't 8orn with it. It's in his possession.

>>150941734
All of that and Equius aside of his bulk got spend on Doc Scratch.

>>150941743
If you are in 2025, have read chapters 1-4, and STILL think the Soul being a seperate entity (Us) is just headcanon, you might be retarded. This isn't Undertale where it is debatable. It is an explicit plot point.

>>150941769
I didn't say it's not a separ8 consciousness. It clearly is. I'm saying that there's no evidence it's NOT a part of Kris originally. It could still 8e Kris' original soul, 8ut just with some fuckign magic or something in it that gives it a form of free will separate from Kris

>>150941806
Their entire religion is about "The Angel" (which is a heart shaped entity) coming down.

There is a "Prophecy wall" in the 4th Dark World where it supposedly shows The Angel's true form, and it's just black. It's because it's supposed to show your fave in the reflection on your screen.

There is genuinely metric TONS of evidence.

>>150941844
The Kris' soul is possessed 8y the angel, OR his soul IS the angel. Either way, it disproves nothing

>>150941485
Kris' feats aren't even his own everything he did was because the soul carried him and if the fun gang are fighting them in the dark world the beta kids would also get a boost from being in the dark world making them even worse to deal with. The fun gang would essentially be fighting a much stronger version of the roaring knight.

>>150941919
This is willfull ignorance, and you know it. You just WANT the soul to still be Kris's and are ignoring the evidence. Toby Foc could end the game by looking dead in the camera and saying "YOU, the PLAYER, are the Soul", and you'd still deny it.

Oh joy, its another episode of the Aranea retard being intentionally obtuse

>>150941932
In either case, the Soul is still the Player, retard. It isn't part of Kris's kit, it's ours.

But besides that, they make explicit point the Angel is a seperate entity that came from a different plane of existence, and that the Angel is the Soul. The Soul did not belong to Kris originally, no matter what, and it is obvious the Soul is the player.

>>150941962
I see this a lot, nowadays lol. Why are people so against Themselves being an interactive force in the story?

The fun gang is explicitly weak as fuck they're solely relying on (you) the soul mostly. The fact they can only manage to chip the roaring Knight's blade and still lose proves they're soft as baby shit.

>>150941993
Whoops, sorry >>150941932. I meant to (you) >>150941919.

>>150941971
8(

>>150941962
>>150941993
>>150942011
Even if the player is the soul it doesn't make it so the soul isn't a part of Kris. We the Player can still 8e a part of Kris, and have independence. Like conjoined twins.

>>150942010
Granted, Kris IS Holding Back Man.

>>150942039
Yeah, but the sword chippings done by Susie.

>>150942035
It is EXPLICITLY stated they are seperate entities. This is the ENTIRE point.

>>150942048
Yeah after everyone (mostly the soul carrying hard) wore down the knight enough for Susie to even get the chance.

>>150942057
where is it explicitly stated?

THE FUN GANG OR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THEM THE FRAUD GANG ARE NOT BEATING SOLLUX LET ALONE SOMEONE LIKE GAMZEE

>>150942073
Every single time they refer to The Angel/The Soul as it's own thing, and Kris as The Cage. The Soul's Vessel is quite seperate from the Soul itself.

And what >>150941677 said, everyone who knows about them as a living entity treats them as not a part of the group. Ultimately, no matter what, they are not part of the Fun Gang.

>>150942133
Give us Pacify
Give us Fire
Save us, Soul!
Or we retire!

Homestuck?...

>>150942147
...Is awesome! Like this post if you love Homsetuck!

>>150942133
wrong. determin8ion

>>150942147
vs the Fun Gang, yes.

>>150942135
the Soul is a part of Kris. it's literally inside of him. It may have its own will 8ut it is LITERALLY a part that is inside of him.

>>150942195
Like some kind of.....friend.

>>150942195
It is not PART of them. They wouldn't be able to remove it like that, it was. They can't rip off their arm, can they? The Soul is just INSIDE them. If the soul were out inside the Vessel we made at the beginning if the game, we STILL wouldn't be part of them. Kris is a bum ass fraud, and needs us to carry him- but in this hypothetical, it is ONLY the fun gang, so no us! We aren't part of their club! Sorry man!

is blood the worst aspect? what powers do they even have while breath players can turn into wind and time players can time travel lmao

>>150942195
Despite being an araneafag you're exceptionally retarded. The fun gang has no chance of winning against most of the kids in Homestuck except for the obvious shitters. Even then these fuckers never even won against queen or the roaring knight in a fight how are you gonna expect them to measure up against actually competent fighters.

>>150942236
We don´t know because the literal only example of "Blood" powers is that the Signless saw glimpses of Beforus and the lives the trolls lived there.

>>150942236
Blood is the power of friendship so theoretically they might just be able to copy their friends moves and put them into their moveset?

thinking about how I would go about making a sburb alchemy simulator, i feel like if you had a list of nouns and proper nouns plus a decent understanding of neural nets you could make something fairly substantial

>>150942242
>Note how the Queen and Fraudulent Knight can only win during a cutscene where we, The Soul (real GOAT) can't do anything.

>>150938525 (OP)
Whiteboard link
The truth is out there
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378

>>150942242
soul hax are OP. And despite what others may say, the Soul, even if it's not a part of Kris himself, is a part of his arsenal, so he should still have it in a fight

>>150942147
no idea what's going on but glad anons are having passionate discourse

>>150942287
If Kris and the others can act without the souls input they could've fucking dodged or done something they're simply massive shitters with or without soul carrying them.

>>150942319
I agree, 8ut the Soul Hax are so OP that only like, John with his retcon could 8eat it

>>150942309
Even with the soul they fucking lose. The soul isn't going to make them not get mogged by equius the guy who can bruise things just by lightly petting them.

Hundertale deltaruneS General

>>150942329
You must be a 5 star medalist at the special Olympics with how fucking brain damaged you sound right now. The soul Hax isn't letting them get a win if most of the fights they either lose or almost lose or barely win by the skin of their teeth.

>>150942329
John can't even beat the Soul. I am just too busted.

That being said, they aren't fighting the Soul. Only the Fun Gang.

>>150942340
the Soul itself won't make them win, 8ut the soul's a8ility to save and reload will make it so they WILL eventually win or at least not die

went to a work meeting and I come back to what I can only assume are deltarune discussions in MY HSG! Unreal! Mostly kidding, I did get a pizza and am working on that davejade wip

Are people just now realizing that the Arenea guy is a completely retarded faggot.

Berdly solos.

>>150942379
kino, may i see it?

>>150942394
Any Serket fan is a retard.

>>150942371
The Soul is a part of Kris' arsenal, like his sword and his shield which he has.

>>150942394
8( why are you 8eing so mean

>>150942368
what's a fight that The Fun Gang lost? aside from the King one, 8ecause Ralsei was a retard, and surely has learned from his mistake

>>150942395
Ghost army era tavros shits on him. Even wheelchair tavros could mind control the shit out of him

>>150942446
Optimally him and Tavros take each other out.

>>150942398
It's in this post >>150941174

>>150942408
Hey, I resent that.

>>150942460
He´s out of line, but he isn´t wrong.

>>150942460
I'd rather not 8e lumped in with vriskafags, 8ut i've seen this image at least 5 times, so it's grown on me. I guess you're on of the good ones

New gens complaining about vriska as updates keep releasing

>>150942436
Queen and the roaring knight, they also needed help from gerson and (you) for the titan

>>150942460
>>150942510
"Retard? I resent that!"
"Vriskanon, stop jerking off to Spiders!"

>>150941174
Cool

>>150942521
good
they will know our hate

>>150942460
Why's he got a dent in his head?
Why is she so excited to see him eat McDonald's?

>>150942585
He's a Vriska fan. Brain damage.

She loves him and traveles through Paradox Space to find an Earth with a non-destroyed McDonald's juat for him. Pretty reasonable desire to see his reaction, after that.

>>150942521
8ased and deserved.

>>150942527
I suppose that's fair. The Soul carries massively. 8ut Kris without the Soul is completely non-functional in a fight. So it'd 8e essentially Susie and Ralsei vs whoever. And they can't dodge without the soul, really, so they'd 8e cooked. In order to even have a scenario where the Fun Gang fights anyone, the soul has to 8e involved

>>150942585
it's he got hit in the head so he 8rain trauma (Vriska loves molesting and 8ullying the disa8led)

>>150942606
Meanwhile, Aranea just loves molesting perfectly functioning 15 year old boys. Wow!

>>150942460
>Can someone make a Porrim version of this image, please?

>>150942614
8ased t8h. also she respected his 8oundaries when he said to stop (kinda). Vriska on the other hand........

>>150942636
This except pancakes and naked apron

>>150942460
>spdr(31).jpg
post your whole spdr folder so I can turn all the Vriskas into Araneas plz

thread has a dangerous lack of good content

>>150942760
try posting some next time.

>>150942760
tween girls and mentally challenged women hitting their 30s will tell you that this shit ship is peak homestuck.

karkalicious

>>150942807
>eridan and vriska dont use their quirks
passionless coal

>>150942845
this is what Dave says when he slobbers on karkat's bulge

>>150942807
>terezi and kanaya use their quirks
sovlfvl gift

>>150942908
cute

being able to use fire as dimensional portals is a cool power and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>150942845
I love homestucktok

I'm tryin' to go back in time on my tumblr to find some good art, I have reblogged a shitload of homestuck/homesmut in the past.

>>150943045
same
also >pic
looks like something of a twin peaks reference

>>150940109
Grimdorks can still win if john transitions a woman who isn't her wife is like catnip to rose.

>>150943045
Yeah I'm thinking Rambling about our music tastes before we cuddle watching scary movie 4 together

>>150943083
>4
pleb taste
but have fun

>>150942660
2nded. The McDonalds one would still work, tho...

Really, Porrim giving me any food...

>>150943041
You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous
But it's so contagious!

>>150942651
>respected his boundaries

These threads are not /hsg/ until we get sandworm.jpg posted

>>150942614
wtf i love aranea now

>>150943041
Homestuck successfully punted back into obscurity. Mission successful guys, if we keep posting I bet it will get even more obscure-r.

>>150943232
All newfags must discover the sandworm or they will never be real homofags

Where's Brolee Saiyan my favorite canon limeblood

>>150942760
Yeah where's the kanrose

>>150943910
do u mean rosemary

>>150943910
who the fuck calls it kanrose

>>150943672
Speaking of, what's your favorite Broly ship, guys?

>>150943672
I'm sorry Anon, he went off with trolls from earth-c to make their own planet and it was destroyed by Caligula

>>150943775
Actually, chatgpt prefers rose x kanaya and vriska x terezi

>>150943948
>>150943946
I Do Not Care For That Name

>>150943573
newfag here, whats with the sandworm and hsg?

>>150943959
>Healthiest
>most narratively satisfying
LOL

>>150943977
>accidentally replied to a tranny

>>150943959
I see it was trained off redditor data.

>>150943977
wweh cry about it wwhy dont ya

>>150944019
I'm trans too so idc

>>150944028
most ai's are. what do you think the biggest hub of public question answering is?

Dreambubble.xyz is very fun. I don't erp there. But most conversations are memorable if you have something to offer. Dont want to ever be in the situation where its 2 straight men watching paint dry

>>150943354
If Tumblrisms keep returning, doesn’t sound bad. Hopefully Tumblrisms can be pruned out though

Shai'Hulud

is this canon?

>>150944501
>Plot
>Moving forward

Deep in the mines, you'll find Songbird Sootnose pressed against a rocky wall being railed by The Imposter.

>>150944642
But how does this serve the interests of the gay singularity

>>150944655
Dirk...

>>150940299
Nah, he’s right.

>>150944642
If Imposter had fucked Sootnose, she would have known he was a mutant, and gotten him out of the mines and put an actual limeblood in his place.
Karezi not happening in their timeline is LITERALLY why all the bad shit happened.

>>150944929
So Karezi is integral for most trolls to have a nice life?

>>150944929
>They fucked on the day before the explosion when she was about to get him out
>Accident happens
>They fuck in jail now

>>150944953
Yep. Which is why both Candy and Meat timelines are fucked up because these two are being gay.

I kneel to that one anon who wrote the Beforus Karezi greentext story.

>>150945156
i wish i could write

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>>150944953
She doesn't need him

>>150945304
That witch fucked a lil ghost

>>150945247
my brain is so broken that I was able to read this, jegus help my soul

>>150945156
Prompted

how is this looking so far? Does it look like Dave is looking at Jade?

>>150945581
kinda. looks like he's just looking down

>>150945581
post canvas tilted correctly but it looks so so far

>>150945506
ur face was prompted

remem8er when this was canon

>>150945593
>>150945595
I fixed the canvas. sorry that's how I was dealing with the suit jacket (something I have literally never drawn before)

>>150945630
for having never draw 8efore this is REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALY good.

>>150945615
when will this be canon?

>>150945630
Clean linework

>>150945665
soon. (trust me, hussie told me this will 8e the first scene in the new series once it gets picked up)

>>150945683
>>150945657
thank you! I am trying a specific style with this one which is very clean lines and minimal shading

crazy how these designs mog the 8eforan ones

>>150945732
Except Sollux, who still looks like a nerd

>>150945783
Sollux is a nerd though

https://mspfa.com/?s=620&p=2216

Nightfall (long-running Johnvris MSPFA fancomic) is updating again after a year-long hiatus.

>>150945732
if theres one thing i like about the hussie designs its that i didnt expect how they turned out. those designs you posted are solid but they are exactly what I'd expect. Just look at how aggressively normal sollux is. I think the helpsman is way better (its funny)

>>150945802
>Aradia
>Smiling
>Close tab

>>150945665

I've seen this GIF many times before but I don't know where it comes from.

>>150945247
>not a single nepeta rolling r

>>150945814

I can't get enough of her.

>>150945802
>johnvris
should've stayed dead

>>150945827
>rolling r
what? she doesn't do that, does she?

>>150945615
>was
it never STOPPED being canon which is amazing

>>150945817
good

>>150945806
Hussie and co's Beforancestors work, to an extent, cause they resemble the Dancestors as much as they do the actual trolls they are. Karkat is a sweatervest wearing dork (Kankri) Sollux is a hyper, manic guy who just wants to help (Mituna), Vriska is a shitty healer (Aranea), Gamzee is a mime (Kurloz)
I can't condone that Feferi design though, as much as I like the concepts over all. Man that ball sleeve dress is uuuugly.

>>150945732
I love these, except sollux who looks quite underdressed for the occassion

>>150945840
I guess a better word is purring. she uses double 33's and cat puns and likes to purrfectly purrsue catlike tendencies
we just headcanon her as rolling her r's during it like an actual purr

>>150945884
there's always one goofy mf

>>150945915
>we
who's we? is this a popular headcanon i wasn't privy to?

>>150945976
you can see the headcanon expressed in many comic dubs on youtube. at least on the short meme videos ive seen

>>150945976
my friend and I, and a lot of fans who do nepeta impressions. you can find loads of it in youtube comic dubs

crazy how this is the 8est and only valid ship in all of Homestuck

>>150946025
>>150945988
wild. i've only one HS comic du8, and it didn't have nepeta in it. I just assumed there weren't that many of them (du8s), so I didn't even think of looking for any more

>>150945976
:33 < im purrtty sure that's how you would interpurrt her own sp33ch

ampcest my beloved

>>150946170
How would Cronus' quirk sound out loud?

>>150946195
like uwu speak

>>150946131
I like ampcest and captorcest T.T
>>150946195
They both sound kinda dumb, I've done them both before in erp.

>>150946131
i was their only soldier back when Cronus was introduced

>>150946050
tbf lots of people have trouble rolling rs so it makes that headcanon hard for them to do an impression of, but yeah many feel she actually does this
here's a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j2mqI7Fl68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0IqQZ7wuo
https://youtu.be/3PvZbnKpy1M?si=T14nc53i80kAY0xO&t=111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7aGgdIRK8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y69Xf3tC8XA

>>150942760
I got you, homie

helllo hsg!!! im back to bring the best ship this side of the furthest ring!!! <3

>>150946368
Hello!! I am working on a davejade just for youuuu!

>>150946333
I really want to see more Homestuck art and especially talk from Eastern fans. I love venturing across the virtual border and exploring their internet as best I can as someone who’s neurologically incapable of learning symbol languages, so finding out there are Asian Homestuck fans was a treat.

>>150946368
ermmm we like REAL ships here

>>150945817
Prisounebound

>>150946386
what!!! just for me!!! omg im so honored <3 thank you so much!!! i cant wait to see it heheheh <3 <3

>>150942954
He's a very handsome felt.
Just look at that chin and cheekbones combo.

when I'm in a best ship competition and my opponent is minute maid:

>>150946487
yeah right!! maybe if youre a dumb retard :p

>>150946487
lotta dave-centered ships here. why's he so goddamn compatible, bros?

>>150946504
>dum8 retard
I see........ until you get 8etter taste, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cull you

>>150946529
i have really big things for cool dudes who are secretly loveable dorks!!! i also love david martinez from cyberpunk edgerunners and estinien varlineau from ffxiv <3

>>150946529
he's just a chill and charismatic guy. Rose wants him, Roxy wants him, Jane wants him, Dirk molested him multiple times. Don't 8elieve me? Too 8ad. Hussie canonized it on discord. 8ro (who is technically Dirk) molested Dave on multiple occasions and that's why Dave's gay

I'm suffering a terminal Strider-fatigue

>>150946602
i blame those disgusting davekat shippers

>>150946602
i blame those disgusting davejade shippers

>>150946602
I blame Dave, he's always been a little punk ass bitch.

>>150946608
It goes way beyond shipping circles. Theres way too fucking much strider focus.
People talking about Karkat is already refreshing enough for the sole reason of not being a strider.

Strilondes are overrated
HarleyEnglishCrockerBerts are plot devices, underdeveloped, or John.
Only redeeming qualities any of them have are there fucka8lity, which they all have.

>>150946547
>i have really big things for cool dudes who are secretly loveable dorks!!!
holy based. I fucking love dorks so much it's unreal

>>150946571
insanely based it's apparently canon doomed rose and him had a thing
>spoiler
huss did what now. oh well, does no deter me in the slightest and if anything makes more room to heal the other's hangups

>>150946674
thank you! <3 i try to be as based as possible :p

>>150946466
this is what I got for now, I am getting tired so I will probably work on this more tomorrow, but I got my idea on paper (thank jegus)

>>150946674
I was joking a8out the molest8ion thing. would 8e funny if true though

>>150946689
actually, it looks like you got it on tablet!!! :p
it looks lovely anon! <3 i cant wait to see the full thing :)

>>150946714
ha ha ha. I can't do traditional art, I mess up too much lol .
But thank you. If it wasn't for your davejade posting I don't know that I would have ever drawn these two

>>150946602
I got a couple non-stridecest pics in my folder too but they're kind of a bitch to sift through. please accept this as consolation

>>150946737
art is art!!!! it looks great and im so happy that i could inspire you to draw something at all!! :D

>>150946627
needed more beatings

>>150946711
oh you little prankster, you

does anyone wanna talk on pesterchum

Can we get more Condesce art where she's inhumanly fucking pissed and snarling and maybe ripping someone in half with her bare hands?
I think she's hot.

>>150946898
>that tummy
my goodness

>>150946800
what is this

>>150946803
why are they black

>>150946922
instant messenger that is canonically used and actually exists

>>150946937
im up pesterin my chum right now

>>150946934
This ain't about them.

>>150946955
ok but you know shes like the only black coded character in the whole comic

you guys let me be autistic as fuck, you're all great

>>150946969
Dude I don't care I'm focused on fucking a giant woman that could kill me right now. Racial shit matters little when I'm thinking about eating her ass while standing on my tippy toes.

I'm gonna post it

>>150947022
I love the straw in the fucking wine bottle

>>150947022
need to be squashed by those

>>150947001
hello? based department?

>>150947022
>getting really tibsy 2nite lmao, would love someone 2hang with you no?
>*tipsy lolol
>oh yeah theres my little girl! i love her so much she's so good 4 mommy.
>i think it was her birfday yesterday?

>>150947001
MY MAN

davejade!!!!!!!!! :D

>>150947050
do you rp

Got a com from Moonrunes of Cody and his trailer trash mom. Kino is coming.
https://files.catbox.moe/sihmvf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/iuv8ms.png

>>150947200
>https://files.catbox.moe/sihmvf.png
catbox is down, its been down all day

>>150947200
Didn't mean to link that second one. That's unrelated to Homosuck.

Official designs for the serious business forum users by Hussie

>>150947200
GODDAMNIT IT WONT LOAD I NEED THAT ART

>>150947280
me on the far right

>>150947200
>the post that cockblocked millions

>>150947280
glorious

Which Homestuck characters would be fans of four-time F1 World Drivers champion Max Verstappen?

>>150947323
*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

>>150947309
bigot

>>150947337
for some reason I could see jade being into F1

>>150947200
Can you post it somewhere else like the /aco/ thread or something?

davekat is for fucking faggot tumblrinas where everyone else knows dave would beat the shit out of that incel zesty ass troll for even thinking of touching his woman!!!! <3

>>150947408
preach jadeanon

>>150947408
I would agree with you, but you're a stupid loose-holed skank whose mother has been a whore since you were 6.

>>150947423
at the church of davejade i only speak in truths!! the scriptures have been written and i will spread the holy word <3

>>150947432
lmao ya got me

>>150947408
Dave thinks Jade is an amusing tard that needs to be wrangled, though. He's either corralling her away from danger or making jokes at her expense. To him, it'd be like wedding a baby.

I want more deep fried homestuck troll meme edits

>>150947280
thanks, i hate it

>>150947309
I must say sir, you got quite a distinguished hat

>>150947452
yeah maybe in like the first 3 acts retard!! :p he even admits he was proven wrong and later on in act 6 when jade is grimbark says she could beat his ass!

>>150947476
thanks lad

>>150947478
Admitting the downie with tard strength can overpower you is not admitting their personhood. If anything when she's Grimbark she's even more of a special ed nuisance.

>>150947408
So you're saying DaveKat Sucks?

>>150947453
Does this count?

>>150947546
Speaking of downie tards...

>>150947280
>3 fucking hats at the same time
the chosen one...

>>150947546
wait, you might be onto something

>>150947546
davekat is horrible and fujo slop and this is coming from a certified fujo fag!!!

EVERY SINGLE HOMESTUCK GIRL NEEDS TO HAVE GIANT FUCKING TITS

Alright since Catbox is ded for now I censored it since I'm nice and want to show off milf titties.

>>150947609
LORD have mercy
pls post to aco

shippers should unite, not condemn one another

Xefrey my beloved.

>>150947599
every boy too

>>150940586
consent bard masterfully subverted my expectations and challenged le gneder roles bravo huzz

>>150947682
will I at least get to see them hug before I die, bros?

>>150947200
>com
wait, he takes commissions?

>>150947728
You can see them hug *after* you die if you want

the truth is there for those with eyes to see

>>150947742
Yeah I asked him about it on Discord. Pretty reasonable prices, $45 for a sketch and $60 for color. No idea if he'll take more right now but it never hurts to ask. If not Tridesert might be open.

>>150947847
damn that's pretty cool

>>150940586
Not if I let you rape me first!
Heir of Rape btw

>>150947453
Gotcha niggy
B

Man it's been forever since I baked a pie

Or even a quiche or gallette

Yiffy should have been Dave's kid

>>150947200
Bro paid the price for trailer tits

>>150948316
succesfully baited

>>150948330
master style*

Ave

Kill me.
Do it now.

Need serket GF...

>>150948379
I wouldn't if I were you...

>>150948369
who dat

>>150948373
30 seconds from now

>>150948418
kiss me, son of God

>>150945615
remember when it was canon that hussie dated 13 year old eridan

How would (you) adapt Hivement? Personally, I would have the twist of both teams being the same session played straight instead of handwaved

>>150948407
Yiffy in Fallout

>>150948462
Actually play Vriska's idea to the hilt

They're in a race to make the universe before the other team and continually fuck each other over in increasingly serious ways until someone snaps and kills someone on the other team but discovers god tier early and kills everyone on the other team before they can

The reveal is that it's the spectacularly doomed timeline (ghost) Aradia is from and she brings the knowledge that the sessions are connected back with her

>>150948525
This is an opportunity to kill nepeta immediately and im all for it

?????? LOL

>>150948435
no i dont

i think you made that up

>>150948572
theres a guy on trash whos bean doing that with homestuck for months now

>>150948572
wtf i love reddit now

>>150948572
Most sane homestuck fan

>>150948595
Shocking but....I'm interested.

>>150948595
we got homosuck threads on /trash/ now?

We. Are the SSSonSSS of SSSparda. Within each of uSSS flowSSS hiSSS blood. But more importantly, hiSSS SSSoul! And now, my SSSoul iSSS SSSaying it wantSSS to SSStop you!

>>150948655
Did you miss the swastica bra?

>>150948676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhrB0TZdQqE

>>150948676
>Gets owned by blueblood Virgil

>>150948589
i meant he mistook cronus for eridan and wanted to date him

>>150948676
What's Vergil's quirk?

>>150948717
Mr doom himself…

>>150948705
<>]===- He s/lice/s hi/s enemie/s with s/harp s/word/s

Migrate when ready:
>>150948772
>>150948772
>>150948772

>>150948785
motherfucker were on page 2 show some restraint

>>150948785
So fucking early

>>150948705
He sounds like 3 Vergil so it's like he permanently has a cold, so all his "S"'s come out like "Sch" instead of Danteh's "S" being "SSS" like the Smokin' Sick Style rank.

So Vergil would type "You schadistic schum schucker."

>>150948785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

>>150948810
not for long, we hit bump limit

>>150948572
EPP is pretty funny, it's a shame their Discord is moderated by literal trannies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJ5fKQ0pSo

I wanna fuck a Latina terezi.

>>150948936
I implore you to reconsider

>>150948966
I, too, implore him to reconsider

>>150948966
you are right.....Latina porrim is where it's at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaGU2tjEhR0

>>150948705
Wouldnt even need to change Vergils name.

>Vergil Sparda

>>150947280
>Fedora-flavored Towering Pillar of Hats
>Gent of Piss (jarate)
Is fedoraFreak a Sniper Team Fortress

My Hero?
WON this thread.

>>150938909
It actually used to be called sburbchan back in the day. It's been around since the very early fandom, maybe even 2009.