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Anonymous No.150939167 [Report] >>150939248 >>150939523 >>150939730 >>150941135 >>150941162 >>150941873 >>150942051 >>150942357 >>150942471 >>150943557 >>150944708 >>150944968 >>150945340 >>150945394 >>150947988 >>150948158 >>150950434 >>150950909 >>150951403 >>150954073 >>150958248 >>150961151 >>150964717 >>150965920
Absolute Wonder Woman
>this Wonder Woman was raised in HELL!!!!
>*is friend to all people and animals :)*

Where did it all go so wrong?
Anonymous No.150939248 [Report] >>150939432 >>150940571 >>150941909 >>150948332 >>150954073
>>150939167 (OP)
>kelly Thompson
There’s where it went wrong

Though the only good absolute book is Martian Manhunter and that seems to be a complete accident. I expect it to fall off precipitously when it returns.
Anonymous No.150939432 [Report] >>150941909
>>150939248
AMM is a miniseries, let's hope the second part will maintain its quality.
Anonymous No.150939518 [Report] >>150939611
>You mean she isn't a product of her environment and she's a good person? reeeeee
The way this simple thing makes chuds seethe will never not be funny
Anonymous No.150939523 [Report] >>150939611
>>150939167 (OP)
>Where did it all go so wrong?
where DID it? because it's a good book
Anonymous No.150939611 [Report] >>150939623 >>150941897 >>150942582
>>150939518
>>150939523

She’s lame and bland
Anonymous No.150939623 [Report]
>>150939611
Anonymous No.150939637 [Report] >>150942615 >>150949256 >>150954084
I’m just gonna say it it’s only popular because it’s not written by tom king
Anonymous No.150939684 [Report]
>best Wonder Woman book since Rucka
>can't hold a thread
Wondersisters...
Anonymous No.150939730 [Report] >>150940751 >>150941911 >>150948443
>>150939167 (OP)
>raised in hell by a woman that didn't want her at first
>who then comes to love her more than anything
>and diana continues to grow and show compassion and love for everything because of the love of her mother
>and yes they're in hell
It's easily the best thing about the book.
Anonymous No.150940571 [Report] >>150940885 >>150941135
>>150939248
>what if Shade the Changing Man but written by a retarded commie and had shittier art
>good
Lol. Lmao.
Anonymous No.150940751 [Report] >>150940771 >>150944999 >>150958810
>>150939730

Yeah that’s still gay. She doesn’t have to be a villain but she could at least be a barbarian. Instead she’s female Superman but cornier.

Awful book that I stopped reading a few issues ago
Anonymous No.150940771 [Report]
>>150940751

Oh and I forgot to mention that I read Azzarello’s New 52 run too and WW was a boring non-entity there as well so maybe it’s just an systemic thing
Anonymous No.150940806 [Report]
Darkseid just likes her and I don't blame him
Anonymous No.150940885 [Report] >>150941148
>>150940571
Shade's writer was Peter Milligan anon who is a communist.
Anonymous No.150941135 [Report] >>150941148 >>150941938 >>150941945
>>150939167 (OP)
she's hot, the art is good, she's got a buster sword and it's a better iteration than whatever the fuck mainstream ww is and the best character design since the black outfit from the 90s

>>150940571
>reee commies reeee
Anonymous No.150941148 [Report] >>150941989
>>150940885
Well, Camp is somehow way worse.
His shit is straight-up unreadable.
>>150941135
Commies are bad, yes.
Anonymous No.150941162 [Report] >>150941773 >>150954117
>>150939167 (OP)
WW was never good and has always been coombait trash.
Anything else is a cope.
Anonymous No.150941773 [Report] >>150946875
>>150941162
wrong
Anonymous No.150941873 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
stop hiring moral relativist SJWs for powerful women all they know how to do is cover her up and give her a sword thats all they can fucking do lmao
Anonymous No.150941897 [Report]
>>150939611
Well said 1000% the people who like it gleefully ignore and sidestep that its just another
>pants/bodysuit and sword woahh isnt she so strong and dignified now!?
run same as new 52 blade arms costume, it has never worked in WW history not even once it always ends up shortlived and forgotten. Every. Single. Time.
Anonymous No.150941909 [Report]
>>150939248
Fpbp

>>150939432
>i-i-i-ummm-i need to reply but umm I don’t actually know what to say because you’re right
Anonymous No.150941911 [Report] >>150942571 >>150947758 >>150954147 >>150962793
>>150939730
>ITS GOOD BECAUSE MORAL RELATIVISM
That does not make it good you just like that its trying to be subversive but that has nothing to do with the quality of the writing or dogshit art you are just praising the premise.
Anonymous No.150941933 [Report]
This will be forgotten in 5 years.
Wondies contribution is jiggle tv & selling tacos.
Anonymous No.150941938 [Report] >>150941957
>>150941135
I love Sherman’s art in Batman DP but it’s awful in AWW and specifically because everyone is fucking ugly. Steve looked like tilda swinton and Wonder Woman looks like Adam driver. Genuinely hideous.
Anonymous No.150941945 [Report] >>150941979
>>150941135
actually shes ugly on purpose and you cant say anything about it or people will gaslight you that its too complex for you to understand and long noses are beautiful actually because uhhh reasons and youure just confirming acctuallly that the only people who like it hate WW as evidence by your sly "than whatever the fucck mainstream ww is" comment that you tried to sneak in and again youre gonna make an appeal to sophistication and act like a pseud character analyst the point is you dont like WW so a series that changes everything about her and subverts her is good to you.
Anonymous No.150941957 [Report] >>150941997 >>150942016
>>150941938
... you aren't seeing how the art is roughly similar to greek mythology art on ancient urns from the meditteranean?
Anonymous No.150941959 [Report] >>150954159
outselling spider-man BTW
Anonymous No.150941979 [Report] >>150941997
>>150941945
aquiline noses were literally regarded as beautiful in the victorian era the fuck are you on about
Anonymous No.150941989 [Report] >>150942630
>>150941148
>commies are bad, ree!!
>capitalists have never done famine, started wars or exploited people ever ever ever

now go look the history of death squads in the CIA, puppet dictatorships, economic hitmen and school of the americas
Anonymous No.150941990 [Report] >>150942043
>Wonder Woman does Satanic Black Magic.
It's her best selling book.
Anonymous No.150941997 [Report] >>150942019 >>150942044
>>150941957
Holy fuck youre dumb. God damn I hate you people so much. All you can do is make appeals to inttelectual sophistication. It looks fucking ugly. Wonder Woman is a superhero who fights doctor psycho and giganta shes not fucking Leonidas in a greek epic shut thje fuck up I bet you thought you were so fucking smart for saying this too like "anyone who disagrees with me doesnt understand the character!" go jump off a bridge.

>>150941979
Pretty fucking straight forward I think notice you can only say "b--b-but these people thought x and im agreeing with x sooo youre wrong actually!" its fucking ugly art. Stop sniffing your own farts youre not cultured youre not being clever, you are a piece of shit pseud.
Anonymous No.150942016 [Report] >>150942044
>>150941957
Why assume Im not seeing this? It doesn’t make it any better. The art is unfortunately extremely grotesque. It works better in Batman because Gotham benefits from not being pretty. Wonder Woman looking like a dude in drag looks awful.

To say nothing of the paneling/interpanel storytelling and layouts of Batman being much better.

Having a gimmick doesnt make something good.
Anonymous No.150942019 [Report] >>150942036 >>150942038
>>150941997
it's good art and she's cute
Anonymous No.150942036 [Report] >>150942062
>>150942019
Her face looks like a foot.
Anonymous No.150942038 [Report] >>150942061 >>150942062
>>150942019
Its ugly art and shes ugly on purpose, people who dont like wonder woman, like you, enjoy her attributes being subverted.
Anonymous No.150942043 [Report] >>150942075
>>150941990
Snyder’s superman made more than any other Superman film so it’s automatically the best?
Anonymous No.150942044 [Report] >>150942058 >>150942068
>>150941997
>>150942016
then seethe. i like absolute wonder woman.
Anonymous No.150942051 [Report] >>150942058 >>150942097 >>150946692 >>150954254 >>150954318
>>150939167 (OP)
I'm surprised she hasn't used menstrual blood for her magic yet.
Anonymous No.150942058 [Report] >>150942089 >>150942094 >>150954318
>>150942044
Nice, I think its ugly dogshit. Im entitled so this view as much as you are to yours.

>>150942051
Thompson is probably itt dont give her ideas or she will do it to 'own le chuds'
Anonymous No.150942061 [Report]
>>150942038
she's wearing fucking plate mail which is realistic for someone who's fighting. what the fuck you're acting like she has no curves or some shit
Anonymous No.150942062 [Report] >>150942090 >>150942106
>>150942036
>>150942038
her face looks like a woman's face and I like it because she's cute. I also love Sherman's art. I think you people just like to complain about anything you can nitpick even though your criticisms here aren't even warranted.
Anonymous No.150942068 [Report] >>150942094 >>150942197
>>150942044
That’s fine there’s just no need to gaslight people. There is no reason to describe Diana in it as attractive. She’ masculine, has a massive schnozz and overall pretty ugly. The other characters fare no better. The art is clearly intentionally meant to be androgynous.
Anonymous No.150942075 [Report] >>150942120
>>150942043
>Whatboutism
Don't cretins have a different argument?
Anonymous No.150942083 [Report] >>150954279
Mom Circe is an interesting choice. Wonder if she will turn villain eventually or will stay like that.
Anonymous No.150942089 [Report] >>150954318
>>150942058
This.
>Quality doesn't matter as long as it owns the chuds.
Anonymous No.150942090 [Report] >>150942199
>>150942062
Her face does not look like an attractive womans face and most of the art draws men and gives them tits and you are defending this just because it subverts a character you already admitted to not liking in previous replies stop trying so hard. My criticisms are warranted and are honest and based on my experience reading the book and being disgusted by the awful art.
Anonymous No.150942094 [Report] >>150942113 >>150942138 >>150942150 >>150945064 >>150949083
>>150942058
i do agree you feel entitled

>>150942068
dude if you can't find women attractive just because they're muscle mommy, maybe you have low T or need to go to the gym. like if you're scared of someone looking masculine maybe you're in the closet because YOU are the one thinking about men, not me.
Anonymous No.150942097 [Report] >>150942116
>>150942051
The Amazonian chosen one is bound to have some powerful blood of the moon. Maybe she and Zatanna will sync up and have a menstrual battle.
Anonymous No.150942106 [Report] >>150942199
>>150942062
NTA You dont decide what is valid or warranted. As the person who praised her work in BDP I find it silly to be told Im being overly critical. I told you exactly my issues with it.

Theyre valid, theyre honest. I don’t give a fuck if you like it, Im entitled to have a genuine opinion about it just as you are entitled to enjoy it. I haven’t once questioned the validity of your enjoyment.
Anonymous No.150942113 [Report] >>150942131
>>150942094
Thank you for conceding my view is inherently as valuable as youre again you think youre being clever playing word games but all youve done is acknowledge we are of equal value in our views.
Anonymous No.150942116 [Report]
>>150942097
Make it a DBZ beam struggle.
Anonymous No.150942120 [Report] >>150942153
>>150942075
>Bring up sales to imply qualify
>given example that will clearly undermine your point
>n-n-no dont do that pls
Concession accepted
Anonymous No.150942131 [Report] >>150942168
>>150942113
i didn't concede shit if you're the one reminded of a MAN when what i see is a hot WOMAN what the fuck
Anonymous No.150942138 [Report] >>150942168
>>150942094
>muscle mommy
>ignores the cheese wedge schnozz on “her” face
>ignores the fact that all the character designs are similarly androgynous
Gaslighting faggot confirmed.
Anonymous No.150942150 [Report] >>150942174
>>150942094
>you have low t if you dont find this ugly giant nosed witch attractive I am high t for liking it
so now youre literally just resorting to 'muh high test' lmfao high test people dont read kelly thompson period.
Anonymous No.150942153 [Report]
>>150942120
>Twisting my words to "win".
Found the preformative male.
Anonymous No.150942168 [Report] >>150942189
>>150942131
Sounds pretty entitled to me, yikes!!!

>>150942138
Exactly xe's just run out of deflections and now resorting to petty jabs like youre not a man if you dont find her attractive holy shit man these people are so insane
Anonymous No.150942174 [Report] >>150942197
>>150942150
you need to find a muscle mommy to nut in, little boy
Anonymous No.150942176 [Report] >>150942628
If this book is "good" fucking why is her Birds of Pray unmitigated garbage?
Anonymous No.150942189 [Report] >>150942229
>>150942168
>sees men lurking everywhere
>first world problem thinking it's a problem a woman doesn't look right to them
>in a comic book, implying a disposable income
>calling other people entitled
Anonymous No.150942193 [Report]
If Absolute Superman is a Linkin Park AMV this a used tampon in a teacup.
Anonymous No.150942196 [Report]
Absolute universe is just a bunch of edgy bullshit repackaged as groundbreaking
Anonymous No.150942197 [Report] >>150942295
>>150942068
but ANON giant schnozz is actually highly cultured, aristocratic, and beautiful!! WHY ARE YOU SO LOW TEST!????

>>150942174
glad youre finally showing your true colors. Absolute and Tom Kings run where she is literally a muscle mommy are both bad. All you can do is bully and gaslight. Youre not fooling anyone, Kelly.
Anonymous No.150942199 [Report] >>150942215 >>150942229 >>150942244 >>150942270 >>150947997
>>150942090
>>150942106
Maybe I'm not the final arbiter of what's good or not, but the producers and editors at DC certainly are. They don't seem to have a problem with Sherman's art, since it seems to be selling like hotcakes. Looks like another routine case of contrarianism to me.
Anonymous No.150942215 [Report]
>>150942199
>They don't seem to have a problem with Sherman's art
Neither do I. I only have a problem his her they them’s work in AWW.
Anonymous No.150942229 [Report] >>150942266 >>150942276 >>150943640 >>150944270
>>150942189
what the fuck are you talking about you fucking moron? Stop defending ugly art idk why this is the hill you want to die on. Probably ugliest art in all WW history since maybe the 70s.

>>150942199
Nah the producers/editorial at DC are actually fucking retarded thats why we are here right now. You can only accuse others of what you yourself are doing 'contrarian'
Anonymous No.150942244 [Report]
>>150942199
This looks like ass.
Anonymous No.150942266 [Report] >>150942285
>>150942229
So you're seething because she isn't wearing spandex then
Anonymous No.150942268 [Report]
It's just Cuck of War again but with a foid.
>We must be better!
Anonymous No.150942270 [Report] >>150942331
>>150942199
They literally have the tranny son of john turturro working on the last Halloween into perpetual delays, who also went to bat for the demented tranny they kicked off of red hood.

The company has been infected with these weirdos since moving to Burbank
Anonymous No.150942276 [Report]
>>150942229
>bro she has to have high heels for combat
>bruh she's gotta have a tiara
>rope with no handle that can't even be used as a whip is so very effective in melee combat
>muh underwear
>no armor for combat

please
Anonymous No.150942285 [Report] >>150942308 >>150942331 >>150954300
>>150942266
>so youre seething Wonder Woman doesn’t resemble a woman
Ftfy
Anonymous No.150942295 [Report]
>>150942197
low T
Anonymous No.150942308 [Report]
>>150942285
low T
Anonymous No.150942331 [Report] >>150942356 >>150942387
>>150942285
I bet you hated Darwyn Cooke's Diana too. Look at the broad shoulders on that warrior goddess. Clearly a man in drag. More like Absolutely Disgusting amirite.

>>150942270
>Liberals in CA
imagine my shock
Anonymous No.150942356 [Report] >>150942384
>>150942331
Darwyn Cooke made Catwoman boring.
Anonymous No.150942357 [Report] >>150950360
>>150939167 (OP)
I want to like that outfit but something about it just seems uncanny valley off
Anonymous No.150942375 [Report] >>150942419 >>150942542
>It's only okay when we call you a Tranny.
Anonymous No.150942384 [Report] >>150942443
>>150942356
He got her pits out. It's peak sex appeal.
Anonymous No.150942387 [Report] >>150942429
>>150942331
Why would I hate a beautiful woman like Cooke’s Diana?
Anonymous No.150942419 [Report]
>>150942375
As ugly as Jen was in this run at least she’s cuter than Sherman’s Diana
Anonymous No.150942429 [Report] >>150942468
>>150942387
Why would you hate a beautiful woman like Absolute Diana?
Anonymous No.150942443 [Report]
>>150942384
That was 15 years later.
Anonymous No.150942468 [Report] >>150942500
>>150942429
We’ve been over this. Why does is matter so much to you that other people don’t like the thing you do? I never faulted you for enjoying it at all. Why is it only valid and genuine to praise something but not to dislike it?
Anonymous No.150942471 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPjk15qVWKs
Anonymous No.150942500 [Report] >>150942572
>>150942468
You're right; I'm done caring. I'm going to read some more comics now.
Anonymous No.150942542 [Report]
>>150942375
Can we finally admit that Slott's run was just incel revenge fiction?
Anonymous No.150942571 [Report]
>>150941911
How is it moral relativism if she is acutal divine uncorruptable force of good that redeems people around her and kills the evil demon that can't ?
Anonymous No.150942572 [Report]
>>150942500
Good shit, hope you enjoy them!
Anonymous No.150942582 [Report]
>>150939611
no u
Anonymous No.150942615 [Report]
>>150939637
based
Anonymous No.150942628 [Report]
>>150942176
Because some shit writers are good on one book. Like Bunn's Sinestro was great.
Anonymous No.150942630 [Report]
>>150941989
Holy kek, an actual seething tankie.
May you and all your kind get cancer and die in horrible pain.
Is that enough for you to understand what I think about your metodichkas or do I need to go into detail a little bit more, piece of garbage?
Anonymous No.150942667 [Report] >>150943177 >>150943400 >>150943490 >>150948486
Make them gay
Make them quasi feminine in the way that is seen as lovable and need to protect
Give them a dick envy weapon

That's every single "strong woman' those....PEOPLE know how to make.
She's not really a person
She's a collection of check boxes that has to be filled. For aperson that women will both hate envy and want to change every single day.

WW would work best as a creepy barbarian type villain rather then the face of super-heroines.
Cause her origin is bad and the things that make her who she is fly in the face of what defines women and being human.

She should just shut up be innocent sexy and naive and speak about being good no matter what.
And dump the fucking dyke power bullshit of morrison and the like.
Just make her the daughter of Zeus that he took back to olympus to be raised.
An innocent noble hearted woman with the power of a goddess who wants to help humanity even when thy don't deserve it.

Make Steve Trevor her bitter ex soldier ex hero sidekick/boyfriend who helps her.
Anonymous No.150942831 [Report]
tom king is writing the main ww book but you are complaining about the one people are actually fucking buying because she is a kind person
Anonymous No.150942976 [Report] >>150945023 >>150945328
Hopefully Diana turns Zatanna good by having lesbian sex with her.
Anonymous No.150943177 [Report]
>>150942667
never cook again unc
Anonymous No.150943400 [Report] >>150944352
>>150942667
>Just make her the daughter of Zeus
Her JLU story was better, being lied to by her mother and she was actually the daughter of Hippolota and Hades
Anonymous No.150943490 [Report]
>>150942667
You cooked with this one unc, frfr no cap
Anonymous No.150943520 [Report]
The absolute line has no real central theme so the characters just end up feeling like normal elseworld shake ups and nothing more.
Anonymous No.150943557 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
She's literally Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3. Fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.150943640 [Report] >>150944488
>>150942229
I don't like the pants on the Absolute version either but damn the original Wonder Woman design is so bad no wonder she was never as famous as the other members of the Trinity
Anonymous No.150943683 [Report] >>150944532 >>150944676 >>150945210 >>150945570 >>150945619 >>150947658 >>150954378
So /co/ is still just contrarian fuckwits pretending Absolute Wonder Woman isn't good? Hell its the first decent book Diana has had in years. I grow tired of this place
Anonymous No.150944270 [Report] >>150944543 >>150944738
>>150942229
>Probably ugliest art in all WW history since maybe the 70s.
Tell us that you don't read WW without telling us you don't read WW. New 52 WW art was atrocious. Unless you like men in drag. Maybe you do. But that would just mean you have bad taste.
Anonymous No.150944352 [Report] >>150944440
>>150943400
Hades in the JLU is a bitch ass satan analogue.
He's the eternally chill guy that doesn't want power because he's already got it all and will one day even judge zeus after he dies.
He gives no fucks about conquering or slaying pussy 24/7.
He's married to one of the baddest women in myth.

Ares was RIGHT THERE.
Look Zeus works better becasue she would still be a princess. And princess of Olympus is a hell of a lot better then princess of gay psychotically and murdersously misandrist eternally menstrating yet barren psycho bitches.
Anonymous No.150944440 [Report]
>>150944352
>better then princess of gay psychotically and murdersously misandrist eternally menstrating yet barren psycho bitches
But that is necessary for the incredibly important feminist messaging that so dramatically enhances he character.
Anonymous No.150944488 [Report]
>>150943640
It is because it was never modernized, she is around Joe Garrick and Alan Scott.
Anonymous No.150944532 [Report] >>150945619 >>150947658
>>150943683
People here don't talk comics. Even their criticism is never detailed. It's just the same complaints.
Anonymous No.150944543 [Report]
>>150944270
lol shit taste
Anonymous No.150944577 [Report] >>150944625
I dislike that it takes Rucka's shit as gospel. Veronica Cale, Ferdinand and whatever retarded OCs he created aren't intrinsic Wonder Woman stuff that should be "reinvented"
Anonymous No.150944625 [Report] >>150944761
>>150944577
Azzerelo also had a sympathetic take on the minotaur, it is a good thing that they are actually using old stuff instead of reinventing the wheel.
Anonymous No.150944676 [Report] >>150945072 >>150945619 >>150947658 >>150954434
>>150943683
Most people are secondaries getting their info from TikToks and Youtube shorts, often from right-winger grifters, the Usual Suspects and or Death Battle horseshittery. I've also noticed a wave of ESL retards whose knowledge of the medium is reduced to whatever cheap spank they get off to, and are limited to the whims of ChatGPT translation capabilities.
So no Anon, it's not just you. /co/ is legit getting more and more retarded every day.
Anonymous No.150944708 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
This is a decent comic but its really not all that different than regular Wonder Woman (Xena but humorless and zero camp)
Anonymous No.150944738 [Report] >>150945040 >>150948493
>>150944270
Chiang’s art was fine. Much better than Sherman’s in AWW. It was the design and writing that was bad with the new 52 you newfag.
Anonymous No.150944740 [Report]
>No you have you like this protracted therapy sessions masquerading as entertainment!
Anonymous No.150944761 [Report]
>>150944625
that's like saying it would be a good thing if Jason suddenly appeared
Anonymous No.150944968 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
She should be an edgy goth who straight shotas every cute boy she sees
Anonymous No.150944999 [Report]
>>150940751
I'm reading to see Barbara fall in love and get mindbroken when Diana has an orgy with Steve, Veronica Cale, Zatanna, Etta and Gia while leaving her outside the hieron to cry
Anonymous No.150945023 [Report] >>150945438
>>150942976
Based...while Barbara Anna watches and cries
Anonymous No.150945040 [Report] >>150945221 >>150947248
>>150944738
>Chiang’s art was fine.
No. It really wasn't.
Anonymous No.150945064 [Report]
>>150942094
Reminder that Kelly Thompson is so fat she makes Leah Williams look modestly curvy
Anonymous No.150945072 [Report]
>>150944676
They are outrage tourists.
Anonymous No.150945143 [Report] >>150945232 >>150945353
>Wonder Woman peaked when she worked at Taco Whiz.
Anonymous No.150945210 [Report] >>150945285
>>150943683

>nooooo if you don’t have the same opinion as me that must mean you’re lying!!!!!
Anonymous No.150945221 [Report]
>>150945040

Oof
Anonymous No.150945232 [Report]
>>150945143
>spaghetti taco, no sauce, with a side of beans and more noodles
Anonymous No.150945285 [Report]
>>150945210
People who hate shit here have such surface level comments they prove they haven't even tried the thing.
Anonymous No.150945328 [Report]
>>150942976
While at first it seems obvious that Diana could just talk no jutsu Zatanna, I think it's more likely that Cale has her by the balls so hard that Zatanna will not relent and will really be going after Diana's life with all she has.

The only thing about this book which I have not liked is that Diana's victories come to her so easily. I really want Zatanna's logomancy to thwart Diana's wicca in a way that she can't deal with. I'm hoping this will be her first real challenge, and I will be disappointed if it isn't.
Anonymous No.150945331 [Report]
Anthony Gramuglia has entered that chat...
Anonymous No.150945340 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
Filtered
Anonymous No.150945353 [Report]
>>150945143
absolutely diabolical meal
Anonymous No.150945394 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
All she's missing is a septum piercing and a spade tattoo on her throat.
Anonymous No.150945438 [Report] >>150946455
>>150945023
what about steve?
Anonymous No.150945570 [Report] >>150945619 >>150947658
>>150943683
/co/ was predicting that the Abs line would fail absolutely. It's one of the reasons this place spends so much time shitting on it. But then I'm becoming more and more convinced this place doesn't even read comics.
Anonymous No.150945619 [Report] >>150945837
>>150945570
>>150943683
>>150944676
>>150944532
Why do you keep replying to yourself?
Anonymous No.150945837 [Report]
>>150945619
Why are you being a cunt?
Anonymous No.150946146 [Report] >>150946185 >>150946222 >>150946324
Anonymous No.150946185 [Report] >>150946222
>>150946146
Anonymous No.150946222 [Report]
>>150946146
>>150946185
based
Anonymous No.150946324 [Report] >>150946346
>>150946146
Absolute Wonder Woman single handedly bringing back the late 80s jerry curl.
Anonymous No.150946339 [Report] >>150946434 >>150946894 >>150954472 >>150958324
Why is Absolute doing so well? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.150946346 [Report]
>>150946324
That's not AWW
Anonymous No.150946434 [Report] >>150946734
>>150946339
People are looking for any excuse to like this stuff again and DC usually gets boosts from these reboots or elseworlds.
Anonymous No.150946455 [Report] >>150948911 >>150954499
>>150945438
Thompson hinted in an interview Steve's bi and while attracted to Diana, is destined to take dick.
Anonymous No.150946692 [Report]
>>150942051
You'll have to wait until the writer is transgender to get that.
Anonymous No.150946734 [Report]
>>150946434
I'm quite enjoying most of what DC is putting out right now with All In
Anonymous No.150946875 [Report] >>150946893
>>150941773
Cope + seethe.
Anonymous No.150946893 [Report]
>>150946875
you can come seethe in the storytime thread tomorrow :)
Anonymous No.150946894 [Report] >>150947059
>>150946339
Reminds people of the 2000s which is becoming the decade to exploit for nostalgia.
Anonymous No.150947059 [Report] >>150947683
>>150946894
Strange how the 90s were skipped.
Anonymous No.150947248 [Report]
>>150945040
kino
Anonymous No.150947438 [Report] >>150947468 >>150947471 >>150947658 >>150947696 >>150954515
Why are comic discussion on /co/ so fucking dogshit?
Anonymous No.150947468 [Report] >>150947658
>>150947438
It's not a genuine discussion. It's bait to farm yous by addicts.
Anonymous No.150947471 [Report] >>150947658 >>150948500
>>150947438
It has been explained ITT multiple times. People here don't read comics. They just want to complain about them.
Anonymous No.150947603 [Report]
>You didn't read it!
I did.
>YOU DIDN'T READ IT!
Anonymous No.150947658 [Report] >>150954512
>>150947471
>>150947468
>>150947438
>>150945570
>>150943683
>>150944676
>>150944532
Im setting the over under at three anons and taking the under.

One likely being the shill that complaint about not getting any bumps above.
Anonymous No.150947683 [Report]
>>150947059
90s have been pandered to for a while. We're just now getting to the point where the ones who grew up in the 2000s are holding down jobs and having families.
Anonymous No.150947696 [Report] >>150947715 >>150948299
>>150947438
You have people that like the comic and someone trying way too hard to say it's shit. A lot of anons are taking the bait but it's so forced I don't see a point in arguing.
Anonymous No.150947715 [Report] >>150948003
>>150947696
Not everybody likes the same stuff as you do.
Anonymous No.150947758 [Report]
>>150941911
>loving your daughter is moral relativism
What?
Anonymous No.150947988 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
Can she open up disc portals too?
Anonymous No.150947997 [Report] >>150948126 >>150967432
>>150942199
I wish Mattia De Iulis drew more issues, personally. But I don't hate Sherman's art.
Anonymous No.150948003 [Report]
>>150947715
Ironically enough the problem here is that someone really doesn't get that others like something they don't like. It's not about the differences in opinion but how someone gets that across.
Anonymous No.150948094 [Report]
it's probably the sf troll back again
Anonymous No.150948126 [Report] >>150948311
>>150947997
Those were some great issues. I will say that some of Sherman's best work that I've seen in Ram V's run on Detective Comics.
Anonymous No.150948158 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
>Kelly Thompson writing
>pants
Anonymous No.150948299 [Report]
>>150947696
>You have people that don’t like the comic and someone trying way too hard to say it's unassailably great. A lot of anons are taking the bait but it's so forced I don't see a point in arguing.
Ftfy
Anonymous No.150948311 [Report] >>150948351
>>150948126
Ram’s run on Tec was fucking awful, unfortunately. Sherman’s art in dark patterns is great though and that’s an actual good Batman comic.
Anonymous No.150948332 [Report] >>150948438
>>150939248
Absolute WW is superior than mainstream WW in every aspect. I bet you don't even read the issue. You just parrot everyone else going by the solo MM mention.
Anonymous No.150948351 [Report] >>150948455
>>150948311
I like them both. Ram's Detective Comics pretty much aped Morrison's run, and I say he could drawn inspiration from plenty worse.
Anonymous No.150948438 [Report]
>>150948332
>Absolute WW is superior than mainstream WW in every aspect
I never said it wasn’t. That doesn’t make it good. Being faster than a man on crutches doesnt make you fast.
Anonymous No.150948443 [Report] >>150948699 >>150954850
>>150939730
It's a major plot point that this WW is just inherently good regardless of her upbringing or influences. Circe and the various gods remark on this repeatedly because they are baffled by it. It's kind of a strange setup because right off the bat it is throwing away opportunities for character growth and for drama-generating friction between a more anti-hero flavored(but like in a grimly practical way, not an edgy way) WW and classically goody-goody characters such as eg Steve.
Anonymous No.150948455 [Report] >>150948483
>>150948351
>ripping things off wholesale to make a shittier version of it is a good thing, actually
What? He stripped morrisons concepts of any entertainment, packaged them in a pseudo intellectual veneer and took three times longer to tell the story (since the black hand only really came into morrisons run properly after the first few arcs).

Ram’s run is almost everything wrong with the Batman ongoings since Morrison and Dini left them.
Anonymous No.150948483 [Report]
>>150948455
I don't wanna argue about it man, I'm going to bed.
Anonymous No.150948486 [Report]
>>150942667
>the things that make her who she is flies in the face of what defines women and being human

damn and here i thought we were talking about a comic book character
Anonymous No.150948493 [Report]
>>150944738
>absolute wonder woman
>haters on absolute cope
Anonymous No.150948500 [Report]
>>150947471
whoa whoa whoa... hold up there, excuse me! i read the comics AND complain about them. *floofs hair*
Anonymous No.150948577 [Report] >>150948649
Go read Injustice again if you want bloodthirsty evil Wonder Woman
Anonymous No.150948649 [Report] >>150949189
>>150948577
As opposed to bloodthirsty Wonder Woman from hell?
Anonymous No.150948699 [Report] >>150954850
>>150948443
I see it as her growing up in a harsh environment and it never darkening her heart. She makes people better just being around them and she gets through any adversity without it negatively impacting her. Maybe a more roguish version would be nice but I still like this version. Also I'm a sucker for loving parent-child relationships where a parent becomes a better person because of their child.
Anonymous No.150948911 [Report]
>>150946455
source?
Anonymous No.150949083 [Report]
>>150942094
Tranny chaser.
Anonymous No.150949189 [Report]
>>150948649
>bloodthirsty
What makes her bloodthirsty? Holding a sword?
Anonymous No.150949256 [Report]
>>150939637
Tom King’s run is selling well
Anonymous No.150950360 [Report]
>>150942357
I kinda get what you mean..
Anonymous No.150950434 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
Its cute and makes her stand out among Batman and Superman. I liked how she solved the problem of Queen Cles by giving her a way out, a second chance, and unknowingly giving the finger to Veronica Cale by flooding the maze.
Anonymous No.150950909 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
>character is thrown in hell to die and despite everything learns to overcome her odds and be a shining beacon of compassion and love
>/co/tards hate it for some reason
nigga
Anonymous No.150951403 [Report] >>150953034 >>150954532
>>150939167 (OP)
Where could I read this comics of her?
Anonymous No.150953034 [Report] >>150953758
>>150951403
Online or in person.
Anonymous No.150953758 [Report] >>150954532
>>150953034
Online actually.
Anonymous No.150953843 [Report]
Lifelong Mugga here, DC was always completely inaccessible due to all the crises and numbered earth's making it impoasible to just dive in. Absolute is a nice line. I like WW despite not knowing anything about her mainline arcs. The art and scripting are good. Bats' art is nice and while I don't like it as much as WW, props for compressing the creation of his rogues' gallery into a single arc. I don't care for Absolute Supes. Still have to binge Flash, GL, and MM, but MM looks the most interesting.
Anonymous No.150953881 [Report]
Shan't read, watch or play anything with a femoid as a protagonist.
Simple as.
Anonymous No.150954073 [Report] >>150954186 >>150962377
>>150939167 (OP)
>>this Wonder Woman was raised in HELL!!!!
>>*is friend to all people and animals :)*
That's what makes it the best Absolute book. It, and Martian Manhunter, are the only ones not bogged down in making everything as dark and miserable as possible.
Diana's adventures are fun. Serious without being morose or grim.

>>150939248
Kelly Thompson has been a pretty solid writer since she begun.
Anonymous No.150954084 [Report]
>>150939637
Tom King's run is actually doing much better than Wonder Woman's runs usually do.
Although Absolute Wondie hurts it since it's so much better and so much more fun.
Anonymous No.150954117 [Report]
>>150941162
Wonder Woman, the original run, is one of the best-aged and most enjoyable golden age comics.
Then her post-crisis book was probably the most consistently quality DC run all the way up to just before the New52.
Anonymous No.150954147 [Report] >>150954229
>>150941911
The only thing slightly subversive about it is that the people in hell, Circe, Diana, and the little demon things; aren't inherently evil.
But that's only subversive from an Abrahamic perspective.
This is a book heavily influenced by Greek mythology, hell isn't this inherently evil place there.

Also how uptight to you have to be to find the tired cliche of the mundane/nuanced hell to be subservice moral relativism?
At worst it's just a trite world-building idea.
Anonymous No.150954159 [Report]
>>150941959
Even outselling Ultimate Spider-Man, which is impressive.
Imagine just over a year ago saying that Wonder Woman would outsell Spider-Man. Everyone would call you retarded.
Anonymous No.150954186 [Report] >>150954555
>>150954073
I would argue that Absolute Batman has enough moments of over the top absurtity to makr it a surprisingly lighthearted book over all. I usually burst out laughing once every few issues.
Anonymous No.150954229 [Report]
>>150954147
It's also worth pointing out that in Greek mythology, the underworld is just the place everyone goes to when they die. It's just that if you're righteous or pure of heart or whatever, you go to the nice part of hell, but it's all still Hades' domain, because he rules over the dead, not the damned.
Anonymous No.150954254 [Report]
>>150942051
Why would you be surprised? That's gross as hell, this isn't some weird super edgy gross out book. It's a standard Wonder Woman adventure with Wondie having a different background and skillset.
Anonymous No.150954279 [Report]
>>150942083
I think she might stay a hero.
An element from AWW, a reoccurring theme, is that whoever Diana knows becomes a better person from their knowing her.
She makes the evil witch Circe into a loving mom, befriends the demons of hell, even seems to get on the good side of some of her villains like Dr. Poison and queen Clea.

I think she'll keep that up as she interacts with the characters of the other Absolute lines
Anonymous No.150954300 [Report]
>>150942285
What's non feminine about her?
Are you some hentai coomer who can't handle a woman being drawn with a nose?
Anonymous No.150954318 [Report]
>>150942051
>>150942058
>>150942089
>faggots instantly make up retarded scenarios to feel offended by
Impressive, truly
Anonymous No.150954378 [Report] >>150954512 >>150955879
>>150943683
On /co/ most retards act like all comics are terrible.
Most of these people don't even read comics, but they want to seem cultured so they say everything is terrible.

You also have retards brain-rotted by the culture war. So good books don't exist because one or two comics made by the big two each month are 'woke.'
Or that all comics made by women or gays or who feature anyone but straight white men must be woke and therefore bad.

It's very tiresome.
Anonymous No.150954434 [Report] >>150954512
>>150944676
The culture war outrage farmers are even more fucking annoying than the shills who talk up every bit of slop DC and Marvel put out.
There's a lot of so-called comic channels who basically never talk about comics, don't give them reviews or talk about what they're reading, and instead harp on about every nothing burger 'scandal' which comes out of the industry.
Anonymous No.150954472 [Report] >>150954491
>>150946339
It's easy to get into. You just start at number 1. And these are creative stories with a whole new universe which is fun to learn about starring some of the most famous characters form pop culture.
It's the same reason why the Ultimate line at Marvel is doing well. It gets rid of some of the barriers to entry and has a slightly more original appeal while still having these iconic characters.
Anonymous No.150954491 [Report] >>150954577 >>150967041
>>150954472
This is either a bot or a shill. I mean c’mon faggot at least try to sound like you aren’t reading from a script.
Anonymous No.150954499 [Report]
>>150946455
I hope this isn't true.
I started buying AWW because I liked issue 2 and thought there'd be a focus on Steve and Diana's romance.
It's odd how, outside of the terrible Kanigher era of the late-40s-through-early-60s, romance has never been a focus of Wonder Woman books.
You'd think it would be a natural appeal since Wonder Woman's audience is mainly women (who like romance as a rule) and men who want to fuck Diana. (who may want to imagine themselves as Steve Trevor)
Anonymous No.150954512 [Report]
>>150947658
Add two more posts to the list:
>>150954378
>>150954434
Anonymous No.150954515 [Report]
>>150947438
More people on here watch rage bait culture war shit about comics than actually read comic books.
Anonymous No.150954532 [Report]
>>150951403
>>150953758
DC's website. They have a service, DC Unlimited, for a monthly fee you can read their new comics and their back catalog
Anonymous No.150954555 [Report] >>150958850
>>150954186
Fair.
But the last arc with Bane has been dark past the point of the goofy edgy-ness.
But it is hard to not smile or giggle at Batman punting that little kid into the stratosphere
Anonymous No.150954577 [Report] >>150956001
>>150954491
You asked why there selling well, that's the reason.
Personally I'm not to big on much of the Absolute line.
I find mainline Batman and Superman more compelling with better status quos and supporting casts.
I have never given a shit about the Flash, so I can't comment on that.
And Absolute Green Lantern is fucking shit with terrible art and pacing.

But because it's a new universe, it appeals to comic buyers. Hence they do well.
Anonymous No.150954850 [Report]
>>150948443
>>150948699
It completely makes sense when she's in an universe that is inherintly evil due to being created by Darkseid and she's being raised as a weapon against him.
Anonymous No.150955879 [Report] >>150956149 >>150956642
>>150954378
As someone who reads a lot of comics, most of them are terrible. I'm a bit hard to please, though.
Not talking about AWW because I haven't read past the first issue, though it wasn't very promising.
Anonymous No.150956001 [Report] >>150956660
>>150954577
>there
Anonymous No.150956149 [Report] >>150957972
>>150955879
Why are you here?
Anonymous No.150956642 [Report] >>150957972
>>150955879
>As someone who reads a lot of comics, most of them are terrible.
Why do you even read comics, then?
Surely you'd have more fun with stuff you mostly enjoy?
Or are you the type who basically hates everything?
Anonymous No.150956660 [Report]
>>150956001
>He used the wrong 'there,' let me ignore the rest of his post.
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.150957972 [Report]
>>150956149
>>150956642
I love the medium, but most of the stuff I read lets me down.
Anonymous No.150958218 [Report]
/co/ needs a /cbhg/ - comic book hate general
Anonymous No.150958248 [Report]
>>150939167 (OP)
What's wrong with that exactly? Sometimes people who are faced with adversity early on become extremely compassionate, especially towards animals.
Anonymous No.150958324 [Report] >>150958878 >>150958911
>>150946339
Its got a clearly defined entry point and a planned ending, which is huge. Plus its familiar enough that normies recognize these characters but with enough of a fresh twist that you can't take them for granted. People appreciate the consistency of the aesthetics and themes while also relating more to the paradigm between villains and heroes. The Joker being a wealthy CEO is the most obvious but in general the good guys are scrappy outsiders to a cruel machine dominated by malicious elites. I also think the characterization is stronger by virtue of being self contained, there's not a huge backlog of history complicating Diana's moral compass. We know what she's about. Its also sick how visually distinctive each hero is, these are just instant classic designs for the most part desu.
Anonymous No.150958810 [Report]
>>150940751
>that’s still gay
And?
Anonymous No.150958850 [Report]
>>150954555
I dunno, penguin getting folded into human origami as punishment for wearing lifts is funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.150958878 [Report] >>150958983 >>150959461
>>150958324
>these are just instant classic designs for the most part desu.
Except for Superman, cause he's basically the same as usual.
Anonymous No.150958911 [Report] >>150967067
>>150958324

>a planned ending,

1. Synder has said it's been enough of a hit to go as long as he and Dragotta want
2. Ultimate had a clearly defined endpoint and everyone fucking HATES it
Anonymous No.150958983 [Report] >>150959461
>>150958878
Superman is basically N52 2.0, they improved the lines and increased the contrast between the colors.
Anonymous No.150959461 [Report]
>>150958878
>>150958983
he's got the cape from the Hellbat which is pretty distinctive
Anonymous No.150959978 [Report]
The Ultimates art in multiple books is pretty bad. Looks like they just did a rough sketch and then someone inked it.
Anonymous No.150961151 [Report] >>150963655
>>150939167 (OP)
Shit.
Anonymous No.150962377 [Report]
>>150954073
>Kelly Thompson has been a pretty solid writer since she begun.
No, Kelly.
Anonymous No.150962793 [Report]
>>150941911
Retard
Anonymous No.150963655 [Report]
>>150961151
Its clearly comics, anon.
Anonymous No.150963822 [Report] >>150964123 >>150964223
Since this is the Wondy thread, has there been any Wondy-centric big crossover event yet?
Anonymous No.150964123 [Report]
>>150963822
nope
Anonymous No.150964223 [Report]
>>150963822
A couple and they both suck.
Anonymous No.150964717 [Report] >>150968507
>>150939167 (OP)
Why this happen?
Anonymous No.150965920 [Report] >>150968507
>>150939167 (OP)
What is happening here?
Anonymous No.150967041 [Report]
>>150954491
>/co/tard is unable to comprehend that people can talk positively about something and in depth too
many such cases
Anonymous No.150967067 [Report]
>>150958911
Ultimate having an endpoint is not what people dislike. it's that Marvel is insisting there's no more Ultimate lineup after the Maker plotline is resolved, when people always thought it would user in a new post-Maker era. and on top of that, the monthly gimmick worked against them
Anonymous No.150967079 [Report]
*usher in
Anonymous No.150967432 [Report]
>>150947997
Diana looks like Rhea Ripley in this panel.
Anonymous No.150968507 [Report]
>>150964717
>>150965920
Bro, can you not find your own toes?