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Anonymous No.150960690 [Report] >>150960727 >>150960797 >>150964705
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Sexy nerd edition
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Anonymous No.150960711 [Report]
Anonymous No.150960714 [Report] >>150960724 >>150960802 >>150960828
Jade's fat floppy titties
Anonymous No.150960716 [Report]
Y'ALL NIGGAS
BE SOME HOE-ASS, PUSSY-ASS NIGGAS
MAH NIGGAS
BE SOME HEAD-BUSSIN', GANGSTA-ASS NIGGAS
Anonymous No.150960724 [Report] >>150964062
>>150960714
Eridaniel No.150960727 [Report] >>150960753 >>150960826
>>150960690 (OP)
man i should have gotten the blue version of that dress, I could cosplay her easy
Anonymous No.150960753 [Report] >>150960805
>>150960727
>buldge peeking through
SEXO
Anonymous No.150960781 [Report] >>150960815 >>150960825
>>150960465
i love eridan too, he's one of my favorite characters. i agree he deserved a friend, but no one is entitled to a relationship. so did "outcast" characters like gamzee. the only difference is that gamzee got shoosh papped and eridan got chainsawed in half because eridan blighted kanaya and gamzee didn't
Anonymous No.150960797 [Report]
>>150960690 (OP)
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE'RE SO FUCKIN6 8ACK 8A8Y!!!!!!!! ARANEA EDITION!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150960802 [Report]
>>150960714
........don't exist
Eridaniel No.150960805 [Report]
>>150960753
Yeah I did really like that one, I'm glad that I saved it when I did lol
Anonymous No.150960807 [Report]
Killing spiders in Grounded with Vriska
Anonymous No.150960815 [Report]
>>150960781
also i don't think eridan was ever in a moiraillegiance with karkat... lol. i think they were almost red quadrant but karkat said they wouldn't work out
Eridaniel No.150960825 [Report]
>>150960781
Yeah and I think that's a damn shame, but I'm glad there is another anon who loves Eridan
Anonymous No.150960826 [Report] >>150960860
>>150960727
>I could cosplay her easy
let me have sex with you please i'm 8e66in6 you
Anonymous No.150960828 [Report]
>>150960714
Anonymous No.150960830 [Report] >>150960841 >>150960869
>Read the chat between Karkat and Meenah where she's enthusiastic to be his bitch
>It's hot as fuck
>Start going down the rabbit hole of finding stories of Condesce and Karkat fucking
>Think I hit the jackpot because basically every story I find is genuinely some of the best written shit
>The personalities
>The chemistry
>The different dynamics
>But without fail, every single fucking time
>She's got a giant bulge that she fucks him with and it turns me off immediately
This is so fucking bullshit, I don't even care if it's tentacles, but let Karkat use his phallic genitals to fuck her holes. Holy shit. The only one story I found where he impregnates her was easily the worst written one, fuck. Monkey's Paw bullshit.
Anonymous No.150960841 [Report] >>150960985
>>150960830
write your own stuff then
Eridaniel No.150960860 [Report] >>150960885
>>150960826
I'm good lol
Anonymous No.150960869 [Report] >>150960985
>>150960830
Adorable
Only the freakiest pervs go out of their way to make this stuff, so it's never, ever going to be straight
Eridaniel No.150960880 [Report]
Anonymous No.150960885 [Report] >>150960899 >>150960907
>>150960860
I was 6ivin6 you the luxury of askin6. now i'm not. 8end over.
Anonymous No.150960899 [Report] >>150960934
>>150960885
STOP! RAPE IS ILLEGAL!
Eridaniel No.150960907 [Report] >>150960934
>>150960885
that's not how the internet works
Anonymous No.150960917 [Report] >>150961369
>>150960512
What Hussie was, is a normalfag.
Back then they were all moderate libs, the kind of people who were all for “gay acceptance” but didn’t actively obsess over them. So when he was designing their ay lmao reproduction he thought “hold on, if both the males and females give bucket juice to the queen, why not make trolls all bisexual.” It was interesting enough at the time.

Sadly this, along with their shitty romance system, attracted the most crazy retards the internet has ever known, and Hussie started “conversing” with these newfags through the story, and the rest is history.

Costanza was right about trolls
Anonymous No.150960934 [Report] >>150960948 >>150960964
>>150960899
not when I do it

>>150960907
>questionin6 my logic
honora8le high8lood, would you do me the honor of 8ending over? please and thank you
Eridaniel No.150960948 [Report] >>150960967
>>150960934
>aggressively abjures
Anonymous No.150960964 [Report]
>>150960934
oh i see
carry on then
Anonymous No.150960967 [Report] >>150960970
>>150960948
understanda8le. my apologies.
Anonymous No.150960970 [Report] >>150960979 >>150961002
>>150960967
*apolo6ies
Anonymous No.150960979 [Report] >>150961031 >>150961052
>>150960970
hey is it easier to type with numbers or no
is it fun at all
i wanna start doing that
Anonymous No.150960985 [Report] >>150961020
>>150960841
If only I could. Besides, it's less enjoyable if it's my own stuff.
>>150960869
I know this by now, but each story kept giving me hope, man. I swear, it's not just the fact the she ends up fucking him like a queer, but every fucking time it actually gets to the sex it's like I'm reading the same shit every time. Despite the rare instances where it seems like Karkat might get to be in charge, that shit gets thrown out the window the moment they hit the bed. The moment she whips out that pink tentacle both Karkat and the writer have a fucking brain aneurysm and it all goes to shit. I like a submissive Karkat, but not like this. The only other story I read where he got to stay in charge was kind of a meme and stupid, but was decently hot, no sex though.
Anonymous No.150960995 [Report]
Eridaniel No.150961002 [Report]
>>150960970
I appreciate the uhh, enthusiasm though
Anonymous No.150961020 [Report]
>>150960985
karkat "in charge" of anything is OOC. literally his entire character is being a nurturing loser
Anonymous No.150961031 [Report]
>>150960979
you're in LUCk!!!!!!!! all you 6otta do is pick a letter, and replace it with a num8er!

I recommend one of the followin6, 8ut if you think of somethin6 you like 8etter, then pro8a8ly do that

>a=4
>b=8
>e=6 or 3 or 8
>g=6
nvm I 6ot lazy
Eridaniel No.150961052 [Report] >>150964069
>>150960979
iit2 not really easiier more liike 2omethiing you get u2ed two doiing
Anonymous No.150961078 [Report]
Can we get a troll edit of these guys?
Anonymous No.150961088 [Report]
oh yeah so a few(?) threads 8ack I said I'd make an oc. So here's my jade8looded donut steel
OC/self-insert character who i'm 6onna eventually may8e draw him kissing Aranea Serket; Hittch Diceph.

>Hittch = Hitch = Pro8lem
>Diceph = Decipher = Solver
>68 typin6 quirk

8oom. 8lue Archive reference. Also he has six points on his hair and his glasses are the num8er eight
Anonymous No.150961147 [Report] >>150961167 >>150961183 >>150963260
homestuck if it were good!! :p
Anonymous No.150961164 [Report]
serkets in all my quadrants.

Aranea = <3
Vriska = <3<
Vriska (Maryam-Lalonde) = <>
Mindfan6/Swanson6 = Auspictices

this is the way.
Anonymous No.150961167 [Report] >>150961199
>>150961147
What are you a fucking parakeet.
Anonymous No.150961183 [Report] >>150961196 >>150961199 >>150961207
>>150961147
jewish ship
Anonymous No.150961196 [Report] >>150961208
>>150961183
Don't post an edit just because you're upset, vibri.
Anonymous No.150961199 [Report] >>150961208 >>150961221
>>150961183
>>150961167
fuck you davekat fags
Anonymous No.150961207 [Report] >>150961220
>>150961183
We literally just had the AI in the last thread say the most israeli ship was davekat, try again
Anonymous No.150961208 [Report]
>>150961196
>>150961199
look i'm just what the culture's feelin'. if you can't handle the heat, then the kitchen's not for you
Anonymous No.150961220 [Report]
>>150961207
hahahahahahaha you trust what a filthy CLANKER has to say!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150961221 [Report] >>150961233
>>150961199
Shipping is some tedious bullshit for idiots.
Anonymous No.150961223 [Report]
If this was all it took to destroy davekat fags we should have said this years ago.
Anonymous No.150961233 [Report] >>150961282
>>150961221
i sure would hate to be a fag who hates love!!
Anonymous No.150961264 [Report] >>150961273
Jade/Rose (Guns 'n Roses)
>canon, and semi-successful. Not gay and retarded. Based

Dave/Jade (Spacetime)
>canon, unsuccessful, dog penis, Karkat threesome (gay). Cringe.

I win, you lose. Go back to your xitter safe spaces or wherever or something
Anonymous No.150961273 [Report] >>150961277 >>150961292
>>150961264
AI generated ship.
Anonymous No.150961277 [Report] >>150961292
>>150961273
ai generated reply
Anonymous No.150961282 [Report] >>150961305 >>150961328 >>150961345
>>150961233
They're fictional characters, I don't hinge my love on whether or not two cardboard cut-outs are depicted kissing or not. Maybe if I was a roleplaying loser with no self-respect, hanging out with a bunch of people who call me a tranny day in day out, I'd approach it from a different mindset.
Anonymous No.150961292 [Report] >>150961316
>>150961273
>>150961277
AI generated anons.
Anonymous No.150961293 [Report] >>150961416
Post fan art that messed up the fandom
Anonymous No.150961305 [Report]
>>150961282
no one (really) calls Jadeanon a tr*nny anymore, 8i6ot. You should censor slurs when you quote them, chuddie.
Anonymous No.150961309 [Report] >>150964400
Anonymous No.150961316 [Report]
>>150961292
>implyin6 there's actual humans here
lol. lmoa even
Anonymous No.150961328 [Report] >>150961345 >>150961365
>>150961282
you can be mean if you want anon but you should know this is how i feel every time you do!
Anonymous No.150961345 [Report] >>150961410
>>150961328
>>150961282
no 8lackrom flirtin6 please, it can 8e really tri66erin6 to those who don't have their cali6inous quadrant filled.
Anonymous No.150961358 [Report] >>150961376
homestuck is proof that creators don't know shit about their creations
Anonymous No.150961359 [Report] >>150961376 >>150961388
It's crazy that Homestuck was kinda patient zero for 'fat unattractive vaguely brown with vitiligo' fanart
Anonymous No.150961365 [Report] >>150961410
>>150961328
Backpedaling 'i'm not mad I'm laughing' when you realized I'm not part of your shipping wars and I just think you're one of many tedious retards in this thread. Were you molested as a child?
Anonymous No.150961369 [Report] >>150961401
>>150960917
The Costanza post is all anyone needs to read regarding Homestuck.

The general consensus is that HS started declining in Act 6, but I recall hivebent being a real slog when I first read it, and every re-read. Not only was it more tedious than Act 1 even, and at least act 1 didn’t have shitty melodrama.

It was a real dip in what had been a steady increase up till then. HS briefly got good again in the second half of Act 5, peaked in cascade, then got gradually worse for the rest of the run.

Hussie really shouldn’t have added those gray fuckers. Not even cascade was worth their introduction.
Anonymous No.150961376 [Report] >>150961404
>>150961358
>homestuck is proof that 8ad creators don't know shit a8out their creations
ftfy

>>150961359
that's tum8lr for you, I 6uess
Anonymous No.150961388 [Report]
>>150961359
That was hamilton
Anonymous No.150961401 [Report]
>>150961369
>this was made before the epilogues
Jesus imagine how much worse it got
Anonymous No.150961404 [Report] >>150961420
>>150961376
no, most of the time authors and artists aren't capable of viewing the totality of their art, fans can because because they don't miss the trees for the forest like the creators who need to worry about fine details
there's very few exceptions to the rule
Anonymous No.150961410 [Report]
>>150961365
please refer to my previous post >>150961345. Please, keep your cali6inous attractions to a separate thread, or, 8etter yet, don't share them at all. No need to needlessly offend others selfishly
Anonymous No.150961416 [Report] >>150961559
>>150961293

Wasn't this done by an actual contributor? The she/her that did some of the sprites for the meteor flash (which then got mysteriously redone for the next one with Kanaya).
Anonymous No.150961417 [Report] >>150961426 >>150961447
more davejade!!
Anonymous No.150961420 [Report]
>>150961404
I suppose that's fair
Anonymous No.150961426 [Report]
>>150961417
Yeah stop replying to me you fucking pussy, back to lala land with you.
Anonymous No.150961445 [Report] >>150961469 >>150961519
sorry i dont feel like giving (you)s to some faggot who is insistent on making me feel bad when im just trying to have a fun time :)
Anonymous No.150961447 [Report] >>150961466
>>150961417
please mind my lan6ua6e, I don't mean to offend, 8ut merely descri8e it as 8luntly as possi8le to 6et my point across: davejade is a jewish tr*nny ship, and I 8elieve, even thou6h you're entitled to your own 8eliefs a8out it, that you should feel 8ad a8out likin6 it.
Anonymous No.150961456 [Report] >>150961467 >>150961551
*wwalks into thread*
Anonymous No.150961466 [Report] >>150961476
>>150961447
please mind my language but if you keep this up anon i will never post fat tit aranea ever again
Anonymous No.150961467 [Report]
>>150961456
6ood evenin6, honora8le high8lood
Anonymous No.150961469 [Report] >>150961517 >>150961520
>>150961445
based
Anonymous No.150961476 [Report] >>150961520
>>150961466
8( sorry i'll stop
Anonymous No.150961482 [Report] >>150961506 >>150961541
jade makes me have very impure thoughts...
Anonymous No.150961484 [Report] >>150961518 >>150961623
>human on human
>troll on troll
Boring, milquetoast, literally whats expected

>human on troll
Now THAT i can get behind
Anonymous No.150961497 [Report] >>150961578 >>150961592 >>150961595 >>150961611 >>150961685 >>150961701 >>150962209 >>150963981
>>150959022
>>150959275
>>150959447
>>150959494
>>150959631
>>150959691
>>150959799
It's finished.
Anonymous No.150961506 [Report] >>150961541 >>150961547
>>150961482
Imagine that voice giggling breathlessly as you fuck her
Anonymous No.150961517 [Report] >>150961531
>>150961469
>condy bondage
hawt
>lil puppy glasses
cute
Anonymous No.150961518 [Report] >>150961528 >>150961535
>>150961484
>human on troll
normie ship.

>cheru8 on cheru8
this is where it's at
Anonymous No.150961519 [Report] >>150962297
>>150961445
And yet you still acknowledge me, the (you) doesn't actually matter. You will NEVER be Jade Harley, you WILL bald early.
Anonymous No.150961520 [Report]
>>150961469
hehe i know this comic!!! big fan of it

>>150961476
good boy!!
Anonymous No.150961522 [Report]
Whoops
Anonymous No.150961528 [Report]
>>150961518
>cheru8 on cheru8
beneviolent
also has cherub x human
Anonymous No.150961531 [Report]
>>150961517
Puppy with shades
Anonymous No.150961535 [Report]
>>150961518
>same species
Boooooriiiing
Anonymous No.150961539 [Report] >>150961560 >>150961580
I'm just saying if you give me 1 minute I could finish off Lord English for good.
Anonymous No.150961541 [Report] >>150961572
>>150961506
>>150961482
Anonymous No.150961547 [Report]
>>150961506
i cant contain myself
im about to perform an unspeakable act
Anonymous No.150961551 [Report] >>150961596
>>150961456
*wwalks into fortnite*
Eridaniel No.150961559 [Report] >>150961596 >>150961627
>>150961416
Yes and it was fucking terrible.
Anonymous No.150961560 [Report] >>150961600
>>150961539
So could I...
Anonymous No.150961572 [Report]
>>150961541
Would
Anonymous No.150961578 [Report]
>>150961497
holy based, i kneel
Anonymous No.150961580 [Report]
>>150961539
>If I was on that moon with my moirails, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in Doc "Lord Enlglish" Scratch's study
-troll mark whalberg probably
Anonymous No.150961582 [Report] >>150961597 >>150961602
could someone flip a coin and tell me what it lands on? I need to decide whether or not to post
JadeRose for every DaveJade posted
Anonymous No.150961592 [Report]
>>150961497
smu68ert is hilarious
Anonymous No.150961595 [Report]
>>150961497
HOLY GOAT, HOLY KINOOOOOI
Anonymous No.150961596 [Report]
>>150961559
>>150961551
femboy eridan needs to bounce on my dick crazy style
Anonymous No.150961597 [Report]
>>150961582
better get to posting!
Anonymous No.150961600 [Report]
>>150961560
a-anon?!
Anonymous No.150961602 [Report] >>150961626
>>150961582
lets not engage in shipping wars
Anonymous No.150961611 [Report] >>150961677
>>150961497
I am the original Anon. This is beyond peam. Thank you for giving my protein-sugar mix such power over the Ultimate Dweeb.
Anonymous No.150961616 [Report]
has Jadeanon done electrolysis? i dont remember jade harley having a razor shadow
Anonymous No.150961623 [Report]
>>150961484
What about Carapacian on Human/Troll/Cherub?
Anonymous No.150961626 [Report] >>150961652
>>150961602
8ut what a8out my caliginous crush on jadeanon......
Eridaniel No.150961627 [Report]
>>150961559
good shit anon, great timing lol
Anonymous No.150961634 [Report] >>150961657 >>150961660 >>150961671
!! :p
Anonymous No.150961652 [Report] >>150961669 >>150961749
>>150961626
You should stop typing like that.
Anonymous No.150961657 [Report] >>150961714
>>150961634
I don't have much more on hand... Soon I will need to scavenge more kino from the booru...
Anonymous No.150961660 [Report] >>150961714 >>150961765
>>150961634
Anonymous No.150961669 [Report] >>150961692 >>150961707
>>150961652
why is that image so big, it does not need to be 5000 x 5000
Anonymous No.150961671 [Report]
>>150961634
i dont think dave's hands would be enough to cover jade's prominent chin that we all know she has. she does have a prominent chin, right?
Anonymous No.150961677 [Report]
>>150961611
Anytime, Anon.
Anonymous No.150961685 [Report] >>150962209
>>150961497
Cinema, anon. JohnRoseMary is a patrician ship.
Anonymous No.150961692 [Report]
>>150961669
WHY IS YOUR MOM SO BIG. OOOOOOOOOOH GOTTEM. FUCKING GOTTEM.
Anonymous No.150961701 [Report]
>>150961497
based
Anonymous No.150961702 [Report] >>150961737 >>150961739 >>150961847 >>150961899 >>150962663 >>150962795
i wanted to make a fanventure but im so fucking stupid and retarded i gave up almost immediately.
Anonymous No.150961707 [Report] >>150961736
>>150961669
Anonymous No.150961714 [Report] >>150961725 >>150961775
>>150961657
good luck anon, i have the entire booru saved at this point!! :)

>>150961660
this is adorable!!!! <3
Anonymous No.150961715 [Report] >>150961725 >>150961757 >>150961787
one must imagine the puffy puppy pussy
Anonymous No.150961725 [Report] >>150961732
>>150961715
nope, jade has a penis. isnt that right? >>150961714
Anonymous No.150961731 [Report] >>150961864
one must imagine the puppy monkey baby
Anonymous No.150961732 [Report]
>>150961725
jade dog penis? no I don't think so
Anonymous No.150961736 [Report]
>>150961707
>the juggernaut appears
Anonymous No.150961737 [Report] >>150961768 >>150961847
>>150961702
You're doing better than me.
I'm three weeks into writing the outline for mine and I just started over. Well, not "over" over but all the stuff I wrote has nothing to do with what I need to write now.
It is a good pain.
Anonymous No.150961739 [Report] >>150961768
>>150961702
Try again, right now!
Sage No.150961749 [Report] >>150961785
>>150961652
no.
Anonymous No.150961757 [Report] >>150961763
>>150961715
Anonymous No.150961761 [Report] >>150961865
I hope the Homestuck revival reignites the Nudestuck movement
Anonymous No.150961763 [Report]
>>150961757
good post
Sage No.150961765 [Report] >>150961785
>>150961660
Anonymous No.150961768 [Report] >>150961788 >>150961835 >>150961899
>>150961737
i envy you dude i have no skill in writing whatsoever

>>150961739
you know what i would but i suck at writing anything interesting. if i did try to make something it would just be SLOP!!
Sage No.150961775 [Report] >>150961785
>>150961714
Anonymous No.150961785 [Report] >>150961803 >>150961850
>>150961775
>>150961749
>>150961765
jaderose is also acceptable!! its cute
Anonymous No.150961787 [Report]
>>150961715
>Bec wasnt castrated
>The trip lasted three whole years
>Jade has to have gone into heat multiple times
Three years should have been canon.
Anonymous No.150961788 [Report] >>150962042
>>150961768
Then brother, slop it up.
Anonymous No.150961803 [Report]
>>150961785
what ship do you dislike? purely out of curiosity. Is it Davekat?
Anonymous No.150961807 [Report] >>150961821 >>150961839
Anonymous No.150961821 [Report]
>>150961807
Anonymous No.150961835 [Report]
>>150961768
Skill doesn't really factor into it, it needs to be entertaining.

No one's going to read about how twelve teenagers get dropped into a video game because it's deadpan serious about how shitty it would be to survive the Reckoning with no jokes whatsoever, Threads style. Gotta slop it up.
Anonymous No.150961839 [Report] >>150961848 >>150961885
>>150961807
theyre sooo cute <3
Anonymous No.150961847 [Report] >>150961916
>>150961702
At least the sketch looks good anon!

>>150961737
How do you go about outlining stuff? Every time I try to outline something I end up making an unreadable mess in Obsidian
Anonymous No.150961848 [Report]
>>150961839
Anonymous No.150961849 [Report]
Anonymous No.150961850 [Report] >>150961862
>>150961785
>sample_
how many images did you save like that?
Anonymous No.150961862 [Report] >>150961876 >>150961894
>>150961850
enough!!! :p
Anonymous No.150961864 [Report]
>>150961731
PuppyMonkeyWriggler.
Anonymous No.150961865 [Report]
>>150961761
>revival
lol. lmoa
Anonymous No.150961876 [Report]
>>150961862
Anonymous No.150961885 [Report] >>150961919
>>150961839
They absolutely are.
Anonymous No.150961892 [Report]
I'm reading a fanfic where its a threesome of sollux/dave/karkat, how coocked i'am?

i think im going to draw it too since i have insomnia too.
Anonymous No.150961894 [Report] >>150961918
>>150961862
you saved a bunch of images and they're not even full size? are you fucking stupid or what?
Anonymous No.150961899 [Report]
>>150961702
>>150961768
get to it, anon! being bad at something is all the more reason to practice and get better at it
also your sketch is great
Anonymous No.150961916 [Report] >>150961981
>>150961847
https://scriptmag.com/features/writers-room-101-beats-breaking-blending

You have to reduce the story down to its constituent elements. In my case it's a line or two illustrating an event. ("PR meets MM at the dock, overawed that he is meeting the literal woman of his dreams.") In Homestuckian terms it'd be the actual prompt of the scene I guess.
Anonymous No.150961918 [Report] >>150961933 >>150961975
>>150961894
you caught me! :o
Anonymous No.150961919 [Report]
>>150961885
>davejade shipper
>stupid
no need for all these redundancies, anon. It was already sorta implied
Anonymous No.150961933 [Report]
>>150961918
Anonymous No.150961939 [Report] >>150962534
Anonymous No.150961947 [Report] >>150961965 >>150961991
Here's a classic
Anonymous No.150961965 [Report]
>>150961947
Anonymous No.150961971 [Report]
nigger attack
Anonymous No.150961974 [Report] >>150962005
Anonymous No.150961975 [Report]
>>150961918
don't emote at me like i'm your friend you freak
Anonymous No.150961981 [Report] >>150962012
>>150961916
I see. I just find it hard to plan something while trying to take suggestions into account, which (to me) is the fun part about a fanadventure, getting some byzantine suggestion and having to improv something on the fly for it. Although sometimes you get stuck waiting for someone to point out the obvious lile how it took me 80~ pages to get an excuse to turn on the damn lights
Anonymous No.150961991 [Report]
>>150961947
very cute anon!
Anonymous No.150962001 [Report] >>150962008 >>150962010
Anonymous No.150962005 [Report]
>>150961974
Anonymous No.150962008 [Report]
>>150962001
not canon
Anonymous No.150962010 [Report] >>150962082
>>150962001
Anonymous No.150962012 [Report]
>>150961981
Yeah, this is why the OG dropped suggestions pretty much immediately
Anonymous No.150962022 [Report] >>150962034
Eridaniel No.150962026 [Report]
Anonymous No.150962034 [Report]
>>150962022
Anonymous No.150962038 [Report] >>150962062 >>150962071 >>150962081 >>150962090 >>150962341
is it shipping hours already?
tell me anons, why is your otp your otp? what draws you do it?
Anonymous No.150962042 [Report] >>150962056 >>150962068 >>150962074 >>150962198 >>150963439 >>150963625
>>150961788
I MEAN I MIGHT. i feel like there are so many slop adventures though so it would be a total waste of my time

im not even joking im terrible at thinking of what would make for an interesting session.
like... classpects and lands and shit
Anonymous No.150962056 [Report] >>150962087 >>150963333
>>150962042
Ok, then don't make one. What are you wasting our time for?
Anonymous No.150962062 [Report] >>150962944 >>150962961
>>150962038
my otp is me x hussie and im not going to explain why and yes it is an extremely abusive relationship
Anonymous No.150962068 [Report]
>>150962042
Just remix mythology or religion, it's what i'm planning to do.
Anonymous No.150962071 [Report] >>150963001
>>150962038
me x aranea.

seriously though, pro8a8ly somethin6 like RoseDave
Anonymous No.150962074 [Report]
>>150962042
Don't feel like you're limited to just stuff you saw in the original either. It's literally just stuff Hussie made up on the spot and justified later.
Anonymous No.150962081 [Report] >>150963044
>>150962038
He could have saved her from herself.
Anonymous No.150962082 [Report] >>150962104 >>150962116
>>150962010

How many times do Rose and Jade interact in the comic? Twice?
Anonymous No.150962087 [Report] >>150962146
>>150962056
whew im sorry. let me blow my brains out for wasting your precious time.
Anonymous No.150962090 [Report] >>150962104 >>150963233
>>150962038
several reasons
its really cute, i like the dynamic, i like the characters and their interactions, and self projecting along with fanon stuff and roleplay!!! <3
Anonymous No.150962104 [Report] >>150962154
>>150962082
no idea. pro8a8ly

>>150962090
Anonymous No.150962116 [Report] >>150962154
>>150962082
i believe they interact a total of 5 times!
Anonymous No.150962123 [Report] >>150962453 >>150962477
>>150960737
Despite being in a dead thread, it’s worth replying to this to clear up some misconceptions.
>retvrn shit
The retvrn shit is a strawman. No one said Homestuck was anti-gay, but the queerness was definitely not on the same level then as it is now.
It’s like saying comics were “always queer” because there were some gay characters in the 60s.
>the comic had gay crushes and relationships in it as soon as romance (the trolls) were even introduced
Which is when you started reading, evidently. Crushes are pretty throwaway. But again, the point regarding the Act 5 romances isn’t that they was no references to queerness whatsoever, it’s that the actual romances were predominantly straight. And indeed, the most significant ones at the time were.
This doesn’t mean Hussie was a homophobe, it just means he wasn’t actively going out of his way to obsess over weird queer ideology shit.

It’s also a little different for a race of bisexual by default aliens to be bisexual than for humans who were clearly, sometimes explicitly, heterosexual to be retconned into gay or bisexuals like what happened later.

I guess people these days are incapable of understanding the most basic of nuances though.
Anonymous No.150962136 [Report]
tentacle, the rapist, and 6arden 6knotsdick. They were a match made in heaven, truly
Anonymous No.150962146 [Report] >>150962190 >>150962233 >>150963333
>>150962087
Please do, you needy faggot. Last thing we need is the umpteenth aborted fanventure trying to pander to hsg for the short lived dopamine of praise from anons
Anonymous No.150962154 [Report] >>150962190 >>150962205 >>150963307
>>150962104
>>150962116

In all honesty I get the feeling that Rose and Jade lowkey hated each other. Rose defaces Squiddles merch to make them grimdark, do you think Jade cottons to that much?
Anonymous No.150962168 [Report] >>150962190
Anonymous No.150962182 [Report] >>150962202 >>150962207 >>150962217 >>150962222 >>150962361 >>150962522
Shitposting and spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/global/rules/10
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of lawless youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=150960690
Anonymous No.150962190 [Report]
>>150962146
do you have a hate8oner for every anon in this thread or somethin6?

>>150962154
perfect kismesis potential with 6uarenteed vacillation

>>150962168
Anonymous No.150962198 [Report]
>>150962042
all nuventures must contain sexo women it is the law
Anonymous No.150962202 [Report]
>>150962182
lol
Anonymous No.150962205 [Report] >>150963307
>>150962154
It wasn't that they hated each other, but IIRC they're friends of friends. Rose does not directly associate with Jade because they're basically strangers who happen to know the same people. John being the focal point of that is kind of funny to be honest. If it weren't for the time travel shenanigans he would never have met those kids either.
Anonymous No.150962207 [Report]
>>150962182
newfag
Anonymous No.150962209 [Report] >>150962291
>>150961497
Wasn't the concept behind the split to Meat-Candy that it was a deconstruction of the desires of readers and Hussie's own writing style into a binary choice which takes autonomy away from Hussie as a writer by saying that the story exists outside of his hands literally?

Anyway, this is good because it depicts what would have happened had the split not happened, given how Alpha before the split was both candy and meat, regardless of what the characters consider "canon" as metanarrative agents aware of canon as a concept. "What if John had just called Dirk a faggot, killed him, and committed genocide against the cherubs?" or "What if John had just taken agency with his ability to retcon and actually fixed things?" are both valid contexts to this image, and that's pretty good.

>>150961685
Just call it Rosemary Breath.
Anonymous No.150962217 [Report]
>>150962182
if the quality of posts are so important to you then why do you keep contributing? :)
Anonymous No.150962222 [Report]
>>150962182
were saving the sharty with this one?
Anonymous No.150962233 [Report] >>150962290 >>150962326 >>150963331
>>150962146
if i HAD ideas for it i would make it. but i had no ideas for it so im not gonna freaking make it. do u understand.
Anonymous No.150962290 [Report] >>150962312 >>150962438 >>150963331 >>150963333
>>150962233
Exactly, so why even share? "Oh I wanted to make an adventure but I didn't" Okay? You want us to give you a blowjob over some shitty sketches? Actually produce something or stop fishing for compliments.
Anonymous No.150962291 [Report]
>>150962209
But Anon, Rosemary breathe doesn't work because John is only a mantle for the op that inspired the image (and therefore all who look upon it in one of these threads). A different term than Breathe must be used... one that represents the nature of an Anon in this thread...
Anonymous No.150962297 [Report] >>150962313 >>150962349 >>150962349
>>150961519
I know exactly who you are. Kys fat fujo dyke.
Anonymous No.150962312 [Report] >>150962357
>>150962290
i think it's nice, actually. it 8rings in discussion. stop 8eing such a faggot a8out it, jesus
Anonymous No.150962313 [Report]
>>150962297
i knew it was a davekat shipper
Anonymous No.150962326 [Report] >>150962357
>>150962233
If it helps, I didn't set out to write what I'm doing now at the outset. "What if they tried to play the game in medieval times?" became "How would they play the game in medieval times?" became "So some people survived the Reckoning and in order to save the human race needs to play the game but in the past blah blah blah"

Just follow a train of thought all the way, man. Ride that crazy train right off the rails.
Anonymous No.150962329 [Report] >>150962348 >>150962353 >>150963633
im so weak for trashy white bitches bros
Anonymous No.150962341 [Report] >>150962351 >>150963279
>>150962038
meulin x kurloz because having a telepathic relationship is super romantic
Anonymous No.150962345 [Report] >>150962383 >>150962385
Anonymous No.150962348 [Report]
>>150962329
she's not trashy per se, just a huge 8itch. Trashiest troll is terezi
Anonymous No.150962349 [Report]
>>150962297
>fat fujo
HOLD!?
>>150962297
>dyke.
Oh. Burn it at the stake.
Anonymous No.150962351 [Report]
>>150962341
>Think about someone else for even a moment
>Get dumped
Anonymous No.150962353 [Report]
>>150962329
>human vriska
>with fangs
This kills the man
Anonymous No.150962357 [Report] >>150962395 >>150962413 >>150962438 >>150962707
>>150962312
I'm not going to be talked down to by the fucking Vriska quirk schizo. Acting like you're bringing such amazing contributions to the thread
>>150962326
>from one loser who hasn't actually made anything yet to another, just have a freaking idea, man! everyone knows you just need an idea and if you don't actually make anything that's just as good.
Anonymous No.150962361 [Report]
>>150962182
you will never be a janny, fuck off
Anonymous No.150962383 [Report] >>150962422
>>150962345
I had no idea this was the og comic lol
Anonymous No.150962385 [Report]
>>150962345
Anonymous No.150962393 [Report] >>150962428
Anonymous No.150962395 [Report] >>150962482
>>150962357
I see someone is particularly grumpy today, did someone make fun of your ideas once too?
Anonymous No.150962413 [Report] >>150962440
>>150962357
>great contri8utions
okay then. What have YOU contri8uted to the thread, huh? Riveting conversation? Art? ANYTHING????????
Anonymous No.150962422 [Report] >>150962451 >>150962647
>>150962383
I bet you don't even know about the davejade sex tablecloth at the sushi restaurant
Anonymous No.150962425 [Report] >>150962432
drawing the scene im readin rn.
Anonymous No.150962428 [Report] >>150962446
>>150962393
Anonymous No.150962432 [Report]
>>150962425
kino, share when you're done, please
Anonymous No.150962438 [Report] >>150962458 >>150962482 >>150962491
>>150962357
>>150962290
god youre such a miserable fuck.
i just wanted to spark some discussion about fanventures but i guess i went about it the wrong way. sorry, lol!
Anonymous No.150962440 [Report] >>150962491
>>150962413
ni88a stop riffing off my shitty retort you arent helping. the john egbort and generic sexy mom do not need a white knight
Anonymous No.150962446 [Report]
>>150962428
They pair up nicely.
Anonymous No.150962451 [Report]
>>150962422
Anonymous No.150962453 [Report] >>150963595
>>150962123
>Crushes are pretty throwaway.
but you counted nepeta/karkat, eridan/feferi and sollux/aradia lmao. it's clear crushes aren't "throwaway" to you if they're straight
>the actual romances were predominantly straight
because hussie is a straight man, but for a bisexual species that's pretty weird. most of the "romances" were very short lived, so short flings like equius/aradia and sollux/feferi are much less significant than longterm relationships like rose/kanaya and dirk/jake. there was no time when homestuck wasn't gay, sorry you misremembered and for some reason are trying to hearken back to the days when it wasn't because reasons. also the humans didn't have sexualities or romance at all, lol, the trolls introduced romance to the comic, unless you're a daverose incest fag who takes jokes too seriously
Anonymous No.150962458 [Report]
>>150962438
It's cool. Bottom line is, you never know when inspiration will strike so keep an open mind.
Anonymous No.150962470 [Report] >>150962491
davejade again
Anonymous No.150962477 [Report] >>150962517
>>150962123
While the gays are a prime example I think this phenomenon is a sad common consequence of our (as a whole civilization) rapid dive into decadence.
In the rush to embrace ever more elaborate social performances people become shallow caricatures of themselves, incapable of nuance or coexistence with other contradictory people.
Anonymous No.150962482 [Report] >>150962540 >>150962618 >>150962967
>>150962395
You'd be as mad as me if you saw these wastes of skin file through the threads over the past few months, 4stuck, hardlocked, the anon talking ad nauseum about his 'Medievalstuck' adventure, this fucking loser https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1 who made seven pages, shilled here, and then came crying when he abandoned it.
>>150962438
Yeah yeah, wah wah wahhh. Time for the self pitying, aw shucks, kicking the ground and moping. A total meltdown when you realize someone isn't going to feed you canned praise for the amazing feat of shitting out a few sketches and 'having an idea'.
Anonymous No.150962491 [Report]
>>150962438
don't listen to him, he's just a schizo. tell us a8out it

>>150962440
ai 6enerated, incomprehensi8le reply

>>150962470
jaderose again
Anonymous No.150962501 [Report]
Imagine replying.
Anonymous No.150962517 [Report] >>150962633 >>150963595
>>150962477
tbf i hate the gay singularity shit too, it's cheap and the ships themselves suck, but seeing someone say the trolls weren't gay is hilarious delusion and also nepkat fagging on main even though that was just a crush but saying gamzee crushing on tavros or kanaya crushing on vriska is "throwaway" even though the latter 2 crushes were much more important to the story later
Eridaniel No.150962522 [Report]
>>150962182
We are, quite literally, discussing a web/co/mic and absolutely belong on this board. Call me when you bring Snacks back to the mod team. We're on our own board. posting about a newly relevant comic that has had a fanbase for like 16 years.
Anonymous No.150962534 [Report] >>150962562
>>150961939
time is a flat circle
Eridaniel No.150962539 [Report] >>150962562
one more before bed, goodnight 4chan see you in the morning
Anonymous No.150962540 [Report] >>150962564
>>150962482
Yeah, I stopped talking about Medievalstuck because I started writing it, dude. Relax. Some people just need more encouragement than others and will find something else to do when it doesn't pan out the way they were expecting.
Anonymous No.150962545 [Report]
Can't believe he is itt, huge fan, really.
Anonymous No.150962549 [Report]
I want to harness rose up to a glass pane where she has to evacuate an egg out of her asshole and hold it on the glass between her gaped asshole for a full minute without breaking it, every time the egg breaks she gets flogged
Anonymous No.150962562 [Report] >>150962584
all this cali6inous 8ack and forth 8etween multiple differnt people is tiring...... I'm 6oin6 to sleep. night, /hsap/ (Homestuck Animated Pilot Thread, where we discuss Homestuck and Homestuck accessories)

>>150962534
8ased pantyraid.

>>150962539
night, eridaniel
Anonymous No.150962564 [Report] >>150962672
>>150962540
>Some people just need more encouragement than others
They're grown adults, I don't give a fuck how much encouragement they think they 'need'
>will find something else to do when it doesn't pan out the way they were expecting.
Translation: Will waste everyone's time and attention before abandoning another project like the flakey retards they are
Anonymous No.150962584 [Report]
>>150962562
>that's a clean burbing sburb session I tell you hwhat
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Anonymous No.150962618 [Report] >>150962663 >>150962674
>>150962482
i dont care about praise
ur getting so fucking mad about it. its almost comical like fuck why do you care SO bad

i just wanted to talk about fanventures. BUT NO. no fun allowed.
Anonymous No.150962633 [Report]
>>150962517
The comic is from a more innocent time, I can well imagine a lot of the hostility towards gayshit in it is a product of escalating recent
All kinds of characters having non-normal sexual preferences or relationships was still somewhat novel. Nowadays every unbearable tweenager with severe social media brainrot has six genders and an arcane web of relationship statuses and self-diagnosed mental disorders that make your average troll look fairly mundane.
Anonymous No.150962647 [Report] >>150962656
>>150962422
the what
Anonymous No.150962656 [Report] >>150962684 >>150962713
>>150962647
Anonymous No.150962663 [Report] >>150962722
>>150962618
You didn't want to talk about fanventures. I don't see you talking about Prisounebound, or Sburb.exe, or Vast Error, or CANWC, or Karkat goes to a con, or any actual, marginally successful project. You wanted to talk about YOUR failed attempt at a fanventure, and how much you reaaallly waaaaaant to make it, but you're so >>150961702 'fucking stupid and retarded' (:'( )that you 'gave up almost immediately' (:'((((( awwww). Well let me hecking validate you, anon, you are a retard, and no amount of sycophantic anons going 'You can do it! You're so special!' will change that
Anonymous No.150962672 [Report] >>150962718 >>150962724
>>150962564
if you think somethings going to be a waste of your time, then dont read it. dont give it attention. be selective about what you want to engage with.

fanventures get scrapped all the time. people have lives, jobs, responsibilities. sometimes they just can’t dedicate everything to it, and thats fine.
youre acting weirdly bitter about it, like theyre personally betraying you or something.
Anonymous No.150962674 [Report]
>>150962618
I just realised thanks to ur pic that the anon u replied to also talks like dirk lmfaoo
Anonymous No.150962684 [Report] >>150962693
>>150962656
>requiem cafe but based
Anonymous No.150962693 [Report] >>150962700
>>150962684
>requiem cafe but based
That's just them with the MLP event
Anonymous No.150962700 [Report] >>150962773
>>150962693
qrd?
Anonymous No.150962707 [Report] >>150962725
>>150962357
imagine if this person is from the homecuck creative union or whatever
Anonymous No.150962713 [Report] >>150963105
What does anon think of the latest updates to SBURB.exe? I think Abby's progression as a character here could be interesting, given how she's on the Jadesprite end of the Jade-Jadesprite dynamic but without the powers.
>>150962656
I wonder why Homestuck hasn't tried to collab with cafes or restaurants in Japan.
Anonymous No.150962718 [Report] >>150962765
>>150962672
clicking random on mspfa leads to a graveyard of sub 30 page zoosmell pooplords and this is a very big problem
Anonymous No.150962722 [Report] >>150962740
>>150962663

ok, i will admit my wording was terrible. i was posting that to see what other people were working on or had made, not to fish for validation. if im not gonna make mine, im not gonna. simple as that. i wasnt doing the whole "should i make it???" bait thing, i just said i tried and dropped it.

i probably shouldve added something like “what about you guys?” or “what are you working on?”

i don’t really care about the big popular fanventures, i just wanted to talk to people about their stuff. sorry for not being clearer. i didnt know you cared SO deeply for shit like this.
Anonymous No.150962724 [Report] >>150962738
>>150962672
>youre acting weirdly bitter about it, like theyre personally betraying you or something.
I'm acting annoyed because it's annoying seeing losers fish for compliments. To be 'betrayed' would imply I had any expectations for them in the first place.
Anonymous No.150962725 [Report]
>>150962707
nah they're just a retard who gets angry when people don't update looks like
Anonymous No.150962738 [Report] >>150962849
>>150962724
i wasnt fishing for compliments thats all ill leave you with because i refuse to engage with your retardation any further
Anonymous No.150962739 [Report]
mods=fags
Anonymous No.150962740 [Report]
>>150962722
>i don’t really care about the big popular fanventures
You have no idea how much worse that is.
>i don't really care about the actually successful artists, who have made something worth examining. let's all talk past each other about our amateurish scribbles!
Anonymous No.150962765 [Report] >>150962803 >>150962819 >>150962894
>>150962718
theres a lot and i mean A LOT of landfill littering MSPFA, of the top 10 ongoing favorites only Sburb.exe actually updates, if you go up to 20 technically Nightfall got an update recently after a year of silence. Abandoned adventures in general should be moved to inactive after a certain time.
Anonymous No.150962770 [Report] >>150962788 >>150962956
>they're STILL going.
Anonymous No.150962773 [Report]
>>150962700
Homestuck lost out on the requiem event to MLP this year, and it was more popular
Anonymous No.150962781 [Report] >>150962790 >>150962812 >>150962942 >>150963411 >>150963668
more or less the scene of the fanfic im reading.
Anonymous No.150962785 [Report]
https://youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk?si=ybLql-sPLle7u76I
Anonymous No.150962788 [Report] >>150962826
>>150962770
i know... cant even enjoy my davejade in peace around here!!!
Anonymous No.150962790 [Report] >>150962827
>>150962781
SHARE
Anonymous No.150962795 [Report] >>150962810
>>150961702
Yooo this is actually pretty freaking good! I like the fact that it's not finished and looks shoddy. Sooo sovlful. uglybitch.png? Haha, your self deprecating humor is making me L O fucking L. You should for sure work on that fanventure bro!!! Can't wait to see more of your work!
Anonymous No.150962803 [Report]
>>150962765
this is true.
Anonymous No.150962810 [Report] >>150962849
>>150962795
u keep trying to ragebait me but im masturbating to everything ur saying
Anonymous No.150962812 [Report]
>>150962781
rub a dub in the rub
Anonymous No.150962819 [Report] >>150962830
>>150962765
I remember landing on that page the first time, clicking on one of those and noticing it hadn't updated in years. It was a pretty good vibe check.
Anonymous No.150962826 [Report]
>>150962788
Sad state of affairs, really.
Anonymous No.150962827 [Report]
>>150962790
the fic? ok.
ao3 link for works: 15725031
sorry for the buchering website is being gay and not letting me share links.
Anonymous No.150962830 [Report]
>>150962819
Also it'd be especially ironic of all of that shit migrated to Discord for some reason, rendering it completely invisible to the naked eye.
Anonymous No.150962849 [Report] >>150962875
>>150962810
More of that EPIC humor, bro, can't wait to see that in the 'venture! It's like I can't tell you're hurt at all! >>150962738
Anonymous No.150962866 [Report] >>150962898 >>150962977 >>150963401
>still going
get a room.
Anonymous No.150962875 [Report] >>150962892
>>150962849
imagine caring whether or not someone finishes their fanventure. fucking slopeating loser
Anonymous No.150962892 [Report] >>150963182 >>150963333
>>150962875
What does that make someone who endeavors to put out slop but can't even manage that? Someone who talks up that they're going to make an mspaint comic but it peters out before the first page? A failed slop peddler, I'd kill myself if that were me.
Anonymous No.150962894 [Report]
>>150962765
Okay I checked and may have exaggerated a bit, Wake Up got update in september and Ligmastuck in august. Still, the fourth closest one is from more than a year ago. Vast error doesn't even upload to MSPFA anymore for fucks sake.
Anonymous No.150962898 [Report] >>150962977
>>150962866
it keebs happening!!!!
Anonymous No.150962909 [Report]
Anonymous No.150962924 [Report] >>150962950
Anonymous No.150962927 [Report]
yeah
cal-o sengen
Anonymous No.150962942 [Report] >>150963668
>>150962781
this is how it ends more or less.
Anonymous No.150962944 [Report]
>>150962062
>im not going to explain why and yes it is an extremely abusive relationship
I think we all understand this
Anonymous No.150962950 [Report]
>>150962924
Latula...
Anonymous No.150962956 [Report] >>150962994
>>150962770
God I still hate everything about Gamzee becoming “lol teh EVUL CLOUN!!! XD XD XD”, it was the most 2000s shit imaginable and made worse knowing Hussie has a disturbing public hard fetish for clowns
Anonymous No.150962961 [Report]
>>150962062
i am he who knows
Anonymous No.150962967 [Report] >>150963049
>>150962482
>this fucking loser https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1 who made seven pages, shilled here, and then came crying when he abandoned it.
honestly I'm a bit impressed you can still recall this off the top of your head, respect for the hater grind
Anonymous No.150962977 [Report]
>>150962866
>>150962898
i didnt think he would sperg that much lollll

have a cute grimdorks pic i found to apologize for the trouble i accidentally stirred up
Anonymous No.150962994 [Report]
>>150962956
The best part about it is it happened not long before people started making a bunch of scary clown movies and causing hoaxes by wandering around in clown outfits
Anonymous No.150963001 [Report]
>>150962071
>somethin6
kek. I can see why you're into rosedave since you're also into aranea
Anonymous No.150963009 [Report]
Anonymous No.150963030 [Report] >>150963040 >>150963453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1eXkYl7a8U
Anonymous No.150963035 [Report]
Anonymous No.150963040 [Report] >>150963066 >>150963453
>>150963030
17 year old girls pissed themselves laughing from shit like this in the fandom.
Anonymous No.150963044 [Report] >>150963075
>>150962081
this was such a beautiful ship- it would've been an absolute powerhouse in fanart
Anonymous No.150963049 [Report]
>>150962967
Anonymous No.150963053 [Report] >>150963068 >>150963130 >>150963138
Which homestuck character grips the hardest? (My friend is curious)
Anonymous No.150963066 [Report]
>>150963040
they where right to do so
also good pic thanks for the new wallpaper
Anonymous No.150963068 [Report]
>>150963053
equius
Anonymous No.150963075 [Report]
>>150963044
Yeppers
Anonymous No.150963105 [Report]
>>150962713
i actually just got caught up on sburb.exe
and i have some thoughts on it
while the humour and character interactions landed very close to bulls eye the lack of mystique and more emotional character moments dampened my mood a bit
the more recent updates are a move in the right direction with the full gravity of the situation dawning on abby and little miss senators daughter becoming more suspicious and untrustworthy of the green spaz and more carpacian stuff
either way im invested enough to keep up with it
Anonymous No.150963130 [Report]
>>150963053
Equius, zero argument, EXCEPT for Rose whose grip exceeds his but ONLY when she’s having soul-shaking sex and instinctively digs her nails in
Anonymous No.150963138 [Report]
>>150963053
I don't think we ever got a fair comparison between the ghost gloves and Equius
Anonymous No.150963182 [Report] >>150963200 >>150963207 >>150963242
>>150962892
no actually, you're still worse and lower than slop creators for being "invested" in whatever they create so much that you actually get pissed off whenever someone doesn't live up to your picky standards. why the fuck do you care so much whether randoms update their fanfiction or not?
Anonymous No.150963200 [Report] >>150963238 >>150963256
>>150963182
It's understandable, in a very "shit or get off the pot" sort of way
If you've ever had to deal with a lot of idea guys in short succession you'd get it pretty quick (they don't ever intend on following through, it's just their way of socializing). It does get annoying after a while.
Anonymous No.150963207 [Report] >>150963238 >>150963281
>>150963182
I care because they post about it. If they didn't post about it seeking attention I would not give a fuck. Why don't you go back to posting your shipping art you fucking whiny faggot? Suck your binky and shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.150963233 [Report] >>150963260 >>150963262
>>150962090
I often think about how the first time we ever see dave smile is in his first conversation with jade
Anonymous No.150963238 [Report] >>150963245 >>150963252
>>150963207
>>150963200
still talking about it lololo
Anonymous No.150963242 [Report] >>150963265 >>150963294
>>150963182
Because he doesn’t have a load-bearing personality. The fan stuff is all he has, there’s not much of a person there to begin with, so these sort of things become life-or-death for hom.
Anonymous No.150963245 [Report] >>150963314
>>150963238
Like I said, it's worth acknowledging. Tough love.
Anonymous No.150963252 [Report] >>150963314
>>150963238
No, live with the shame for the rest of the thread, bitch.
Anonymous No.150963256 [Report]
>>150963200
Nta but yeah this is why stopped going into /vrpg/. It gets annoying really fast.
Anonymous No.150963260 [Report]
>>150963233
>>150961147
if you look at the author commentary here its pretty perfect for this!! :p
Anonymous No.150963262 [Report]
>>150963233
They were destined and then a bitter old amphetamine addict ruined it for (no) money and social credit
Anonymous No.150963265 [Report] >>150963303
>>150963242
>load-bearing personality
this is deep internet esoterica
Anonymous No.150963279 [Report]
>>150962341
it kills me we only see them chat once because their communicating purely through gifs was so fucking cute and amusing
Anonymous No.150963281 [Report] >>150963312 >>150963314
>>150963207
why don't you just ignore it if you don't like it like every other person in this thread manages to? hilarious you're throwing out infantile insults when you're the one throwing a tantrum because you're too much of a picky meltdown-having autist to just scroll past
Anonymous No.150963294 [Report]
>>150963242
>The fan stuff is all he has,
imagine your entire personality being a fanfiction critic. he really thinks he's doing the community some good by "saving" homestuck fan adventures from only having 7 updates!! the horror! LOL
Anonymous No.150963303 [Report] >>150963310
>>150963265
it’s an insult anon, it means they’re shallow to the point they treat media as more meaningful than being a person, and as a result become hollow and dull; nothing to bear up an actual person.
Anonymous No.150963307 [Report] >>150963319
>>150962154
>>150962205
no they were good friends. they even had that friendly convo between them that doc scratch kept interrupting
Anonymous No.150963310 [Report]
>>150963303
a really funny insult
Anonymous No.150963312 [Report] >>150963339 >>150963360
>>150963281
I'm under no obligation to ignore anything or let anything slide. Why should I? What do I gain from it? Making you feel good?
Other people in this thread have admitted that this type of attention speaking behavior is tiresome. Are you going to listen to them because they sugarcoat it? I doubt it.
Anonymous No.150963314 [Report] >>150963335 >>150963514
>>150963281
literally

>>150963252
>>150963245
if i could go back in time i wouldve stopped myself from posting what i did without "so what are you guys working on" attached because hoooolly fuck this has just blown up into a huge mess. i really didnt know it mattered this much
Anonymous No.150963319 [Report]
>>150963307
Why is this an argument? The answer is “Hussie was a poor writer who couldn’t even write two girls talking so Rose and Jade are essentially strangers (who then knot and have a kid)
Anonymous No.150963331 [Report]
>>150962233
>>150962290
this open up discussion for anons to contribute ideas or tutorials. especially if it's an interactive comic
Anonymous No.150963333 [Report]
>>150962056
>>150962146
>>150962290
>>150962892
for the love of god, no one cares about your schizophrenic rant, shut up already
Anonymous No.150963335 [Report] >>150963362 >>150963387 >>150963514
>>150963314
>if i could go back in time i wouldve stopped myself
No, you'd have to go back in time and hold your parents at gun point, and demand they raise you in such a way where you don't have such an obvious personality disorder. You are incapable of phrasing things in a normal, non-desperate, non-faggy way. It's just weaved into your soul at this point. Only thing left to do is to just dump the grimdorks folder and never fill up the text field with another keystroke in your life.
Anonymous No.150963339 [Report]
>>150963312
neither am i, so i'm gonna call you an alogging faggot every time i see you nag someone else about "not doing enough" for your taste and keeping tabs on separate fanventures to link and tattle on them to the thread for not updating enough like an obsessed loser
Anonymous No.150963353 [Report]
Wake me in the next thread when they're done.
Anonymous No.150963360 [Report] >>150963374
>>150963312
>I'm under no obligation to ignore anything or let anything slide.
No you're not, but citing three fan adventures that no one has mentioned in weeks, even having the link saved to one that only updated once makes it seem like you dedicate too much energy to this.
Anonymous No.150963362 [Report]
>>150963335
Anonymous No.150963371 [Report] >>150963654 >>150963883
you can only reply to this post if you've been on hsg since before june 2014
Anonymous No.150963374 [Report] >>150963397 >>150963398
>>150963360
It's trivial to remember this shit. It can be pulled up in like 30 seconds. Would it be in these failures' favors if everyone just forgot their flubs and let them flounce onto their next source of easy dopamine? Maybe. But some of have adult attention spans and memories.
Anonymous No.150963387 [Report]
>>150963335
Anonymous No.150963397 [Report] >>150963439
>>150963374
Yeah and some people have lifes outside these threads and dont keep tabs on everything that happens here, its still fucking weird that you let it take this much space in your brain man
Anonymous No.150963398 [Report]
>>150963374
and it dont stop
Anonymous No.150963401 [Report] >>150963420
>>150962866
>anon <3< anon
OTP!
Anonymous No.150963411 [Report]
>>150962781
>drawing scenes of the fic you're reading
wttf based?!
Anonymous No.150963420 [Report]
>>150963401
its a lot closer to a blackrom bukkake. spake of thus i gotta do that now
Anonymous No.150963439 [Report] >>150963461 >>150963486
>>150963397
I can't account for the goldfish memories the other retards in here have. This isn't Memento, people can hold many memories in their heads.
>>150962042
LOL
Anonymous No.150963453 [Report]
>>150963030
>>150963040
good because we need more homestuck storyboards like this
Anonymous No.150963461 [Report] >>150963492 >>150963687
>>150963439
Anonymous No.150963475 [Report]
Damn, I'd reply to that post but the oldest post I have saved is from the mod on /tg/ telling people that ERP is bad, actually
Anonymous No.150963486 [Report]
>>150963439
I ship x skye
Anonymous No.150963492 [Report]
>>150963461
wtf I want to have sex with that anon now
Anonymous No.150963514 [Report]
>>150963314
the chad page of space
vs
>>150963335
the virgin bard of doom
who wins? you choose! eppppppic rap battle os historyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous No.150963595 [Report] >>150963732
>>150962453
>it's clear crushes aren't "throwaway" to you
No, it’s just that those ones were had substantially focused on more than the gay ones. Kanaya’s crush on Vriska is the only gay one with a similar degree of focus.
>because hussie is a straight man
You don’t say? Almost as if that’s the point.
>there was no time when homestuck wasn't gay
Ah, so you did skip to the trolls after all.
>also the humans didn't have sexualities
Negative iq detected.
>>150962517
Nobody said the trolls weren’t gay, just that their most significant romances prior to act 6 happened to be hetero ones. The amount of crippling exigent autism in these threads is astounding.
Anonymous No.150963596 [Report]
Anonymous No.150963625 [Report] >>150963676
>>150962042
Sexo. For lands just mix up two things you think are cool and you got a land.

Oh man I think big broken swords are cool in video games.
>Land of Ruin and Swordsmanship
Dude I love violent shows on TV.
>Land of Blood and Broadcast
Can't wait to read some Spider-Man comics when I get home.
>Land of Skyscrapers and Spiders

It's that easy.
Anonymous No.150963633 [Report]
>>150962329
Cody...
Anonymous No.150963654 [Report]
>>150963371
I sincerely miss everyone from the 2010-2012 period. I hope they're all doing well.
Anonymous No.150963668 [Report]
>>150962781
>>150962942
It got a little bit Seeeeeeheeeexual there.
Anonymous No.150963673 [Report]
Anonymous No.150963676 [Report]
>>150963625
Land of Salt and Slugs would be funny for a doom player imo
Anonymous No.150963687 [Report] >>150963739
>>150963461
Where did you get this picture of me?
Anonymous No.150963732 [Report] >>150963747 >>150964864
>>150963595
>more substantially focused
you said "notice how all the major relationships were straight" and listed nepeta/karkat (crush) and eridan/feferi (moirails) but NOT vriska/kanaya (moirails and mutual crush) even though vriska actually reciprocated kanaya's feelings at a time ROFL
>>also the humans didn't have sexualities
Negative iq detected.
so tell me what straight relationships happened between the kids besides the daverose joke
>Ah, so you did skip to the trolls after all.
because the trolls literally introduced romance to homestuck retard. the kids didn't have romantic interactions
>Nobody said the trolls weren’t gay
>just that their most significant romances prior to act 6 happened to be hetero ones.
you said the gay crushes like gamzee -> tavros and kanaya -> vriska that had actual narrative consequences were "just throwaways" compared to the nothingburger that was nepeta -> karkat
Anonymous No.150963739 [Report] >>150963835
>>150963687
I need you
Anonymous No.150963741 [Report] >>150963766
S-SHES FAST!
Anonymous No.150963747 [Report] >>150963755
>>150963732
I swear anytime I see a post with lots of alternating text and greentext I just know to not read and keep scrolling
Anonymous No.150963751 [Report] >>150963757 >>150963777
cody needs my bwc to correct him
Anonymous No.150963755 [Report]
>>150963747
nice
Anonymous No.150963757 [Report] >>150963777 >>150963787
>>150963751
gender affirming bwc
Anonymous No.150963765 [Report]
i wonder if hypnofag still comes here
Anonymous No.150963766 [Report]
>>150963741
this girl died during Murderstuck and whatever crawled into her corpse to make her dance like a whore came from an awful place
Anonymous No.150963777 [Report] >>150963787 >>150963824
>>150963751
>>150963757
Alan...
Anonymous No.150963782 [Report] >>150963856
Where the fuck is the Cody Mom image raaargghh
Anonymous No.150963787 [Report]
>>150963777
>>150963757
kek
Anonymous No.150963824 [Report] >>150963872
>>150963777
>bwc
>implying
Anonymous No.150963835 [Report] >>150963871
>>150963739
Shut up Cody, show me your boypits.
Anonymous No.150963856 [Report] >>150963868 >>150963900 >>150963907
>>150963782
It's been a day, it's a commission. IT WILL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT!
Anonymous No.150963868 [Report]
>>150963856
It'll be out when it's out. And we like that.
Anonymous No.150963871 [Report]
>>150963835
i need to inhale his scent
Anonymous No.150963872 [Report]
>>150963824
>implying browns of a lighter tint dont think they pass for whites
Anonymous No.150963883 [Report] >>150963893 >>150963904
>>150963371

2011 ancient-fag reporting.

The last post before the end being a Kanaya shitpost is so on-brand it hurts.
Anonymous No.150963893 [Report] >>150963957
>>150963883
Kanaya Darling. Pull the fucking plug.
Anonymous No.150963894 [Report]
Anonymous No.150963895 [Report] >>150963951
>Damara never went insane for White Cock and chased the human boys like the nasty little ricebunny she is

shame
Anonymous No.150963900 [Report]
>>150963856
You're an evil man, anon. But I respect it
Anonymous No.150963904 [Report] >>150963911 >>150963942 >>150963957
>>150963883
Something About Kanaya And Her Quirk Simply Invites Shitposting
God I Miss Those Days When We Were Young
Anonymous No.150963907 [Report]
>>150963856
>Do you realize...?
>Do you realize something?
>Let me tell you
Anonymous No.150963911 [Report] >>150963924
>>150963904
Being Older Just Means You Become A Milf (Or Dilf)
Anonymous No.150963924 [Report]
>>150963911
That Isnt The Problem Its Not Just Our Literal Youth But The Metaphorical Youth Of The Internet And How Civilization Is In Collapse While Everything We Loved Just 10 Years Ago Is Now Dead And Hated
Anonymous No.150963941 [Report]
>what would happen if all the trolls survived murderstuck and lived together on earth c
Anonymous No.150963942 [Report]
>>150963904
>I Am Just Saying
>Hypothetically If Someone Were To Open Your Bag Of Infinite Carbon Monoxide
>How Would One Close It Again
>In A Hypothetical Scenario
Anonymous No.150963946 [Report] >>150963984
these are funner than tier lists. idc about quadrants besides one exception
Anonymous No.150963947 [Report]
>>150963931
Unusual Takes on Kismesis
Anonymous No.150963951 [Report] >>150963979
>>150963895
God I need this. But I also wanted to do a Handmaid and Rankmaid /ss/, fuck.
Anonymous No.150963957 [Report] >>150963967 >>150963968
>>150963893
>>150963904

I remember there were so many shitposts about Kanaya being terrible with computers and pestering Sollux about and I'd bust a gut at all of them they were so dumb.

Couldn't find any in the screencap archive but have this.
Anonymous No.150963967 [Report]
>>150963957
I need more Caliborn bullying the shit out of Jane
Anonymous No.150963968 [Report] >>150964005
>>150963957
Oh, yeah. I wrote some of those, I remember that.

>Sollux You Will Not Believe The Convenience And Ease Of This Bonzi Brachiatorbeast Program I Took The Liberty Of Telling It That It Could Install Itself On Every Computer Here
Anonymous No.150963974 [Report]
Also shoutout to when Snoop briefly acknowledged Homestuck's existence via Chaz's fanart.

She was so good to us, I wonder what she's doing now.
Anonymous No.150963979 [Report]
>>150963951
I already find WMAF hot as hell and it's funny plus hot to imagine Damara seeing a white dick and immediately losing her shit going full ricebunny mode, but it's all disguised under it her being weird
Anonymous No.150963981 [Report]
>>150961497
Damn, I came back to peak. I can't believe Homestuck is back.
Anonymous No.150963984 [Report] >>150964016
>>150963946
post template
also who is the tan nigga
Anonymous No.150964005 [Report] >>150964042
>>150963968

>Sollux This Website Allows You To Make New Types Of Money With JPEG Images Of Silly Monkeys.
Anonymous No.150964016 [Report] >>150964206
>>150963984
idk lmfao
Anonymous No.150964042 [Report] >>150964096
>>150964005
>Sollux I Took The Liberty Of Deleting A Certain "System 32", After I Heard From A Trusted Source That It Will Substantially Improve My Computer's Processing Power
Anonymous No.150964062 [Report] >>150964102
>>150960724
SEX with Rose.
Anonymous No.150964069 [Report] >>150964088 >>150964129
>>150961052
Why did they have to give his shoes those stink lines
Anonymous No.150964088 [Report] >>150964142
>>150964069
Because everything past the wretched ending of Homestuck is PURE, uncut misery porn. Everyone has to be a pathetic faggot, everyone is disgusting and unlikable, everyone is in a bad relationship, everyone is cuck-coded or some other degenerate hentai fetish, and the story is going absolutely nowhere with it except to an early grave. The entire point is to appeal to not broken, but *shattered* humans who have reversed and can only find dopamine and serotonin in life being humiliating and suicidal.

That's why the stink lines.
Anonymous No.150964096 [Report] >>150964108
>>150964042

Sollux I Have Found A New Form Of Artificial Intelligence Called Grub GPT That Has All The Answers To Everything. All You Need To Do Is Say "Grub Is This Real" And It Will Tell You.
Anonymous No.150964102 [Report]
>>150964062
sorry but Rose has to be a ridiculously skinny sticc before I push my penis inside of her
Anonymous No.150964108 [Report] >>150964125
>>150964096
Stop Fucking Up Her Quirk I Swear To Jegus
Literally The Most Simple Quirk Of The 12 Save For Capslock Boy
Anonymous No.150964125 [Report]
>>150964108
We got a Quirkpert over here.
Anonymous No.150964129 [Report] >>150964142
>>150964069
because theyre not his shoes, the pizza delivery guy got obliterated and thats why the pizza fell, thats the smoke of the pizza guy
Anonymous No.150964141 [Report] >>150964168
best jade fanart ever
Anonymous No.150964142 [Report]
>>150964088
lol >>150964129
Anonymous No.150964168 [Report] >>150964176
>>150964141
why she posing so dramatically
Anonymous No.150964176 [Report]
>>150964168
Because they used to do that. To be cool. And it was. We even thought all 4 of them would pose as a team one day.
Anonymous No.150964184 [Report] >>150964192
it's hilarious in retrospect to realize that Problem Sleuth was Hussie's actual Magnum Opus
Anonymous No.150964192 [Report]
>>150964184
I hate how true this is
Anonymous No.150964206 [Report] >>150964232 >>150964244
>>150964016
I think it might be nicolas cage and paired him as such kek
Anonymous No.150964232 [Report]
>>150964206
>nic cage
KEK
there are some ships i think are sweet and like, like gamzee/tavros, john/rose, dave/jade that i didn't think would be appropriate to put because they're like brotps to me but nice chart
Anonymous No.150964244 [Report]
>>150964206
>prospitcest
>dersecest
kinda based ngl
Anonymous No.150964275 [Report] >>150964284
Found an interesting twitter pfp just now.
He is going to call so many trolls coons, porch monkeys, niggers and chicken bone sucking negros
Anonymous No.150964284 [Report]
>>150964275
never ask white equius the race of his best friend
Anonymous No.150964305 [Report]
Anonymous No.150964335 [Report] >>150964350 >>150964404 >>150964472
What the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.150964347 [Report]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sphcpQtgQ-U
Anonymous No.150964350 [Report]
>>150964335
funny meme joke man who hussie introduced without thinking (like all the trolls save the originals), and then unceremoniously killed him, The End, no moral
Anonymous No.150964400 [Report]
>>150961309
Can I get more SulxFef art?
Anonymous No.150964404 [Report] >>150964425
>>150964335
Couldn't get serious and self-fulfill, so he died in a homoerotic/hemoerotic way and got multiple other people killed because of it. Karkat was right that he could have beaten Gamzee, Eridan, etc, but he let everyone down by living out his fetish to its logical conclusion.
Anonymous No.150964425 [Report] >>150964432
>>150964404
which would have been interesting if it was written as anything but a cheap joke so the clown-fetish character could rampage
christ, that entire mess felt like Hussie having a panic attack over the rotten mess he made of Act 5, so he hurriedly killed everyone with whatever excuse at hand
Anonymous No.150964432 [Report] >>150964452
>>150964425
all homestuck characters are fetish characters
Anonymous No.150964439 [Report]
Anonymous No.150964447 [Report] >>150964453 >>150964461 >>150964470 >>150964474 >>150964494
>only 2 million after almost 1 month
so it's not happening right? how much longer before we get kicked off of /co/?
Anonymous No.150964452 [Report]
>>150964432
yes this is true, but Gamzee (and Vriska) are THE Fetish Characters; one for Hussie's legitimately unwell obsession with clowns, the other for his equally unhealthy need for mean underaged girls
Anonymous No.150964453 [Report]
>>150964447
Hopefully not much longer.
Anonymous No.150964461 [Report] >>150964473
>>150964447
that just means homestuck isnt the problem it used to be. meaning theres no reason to kick it off anymore. just one among many
Anonymous No.150964470 [Report]
>>150964447
Unlike Glitch pilots that would be made by Glitch themselves this doesn't actually go ahead or get shelved based on views. This is an actual pilot that needs to be shopped to studios and the like which is what they're probably doing.
Anonymous No.150964472 [Report]
>>150964335
The trolls are a slave race built for servitude to a being who literally only needed them for one purpose. To that end they live in an insanely stratified caste system that would be in open revolt at all times if they didn't just slaughter all dissidents on sight and replace them with more subservient trolls.
Equius is the the most hideously twisted troll of the twelve. He is a willing servant so desperate for someone to tell him what to do he even asks it of people he considers his lessers. He dies being strangled by a superior caste and is appreciative for it. It's meant as a joke but Equius really epitomizes the depersonalization of troll society. He barely even qualified as alive.
Anonymous No.150964473 [Report]
>>150964461
nobody is getting kicked off because AI mods most of the boards now, you'd need to cause enough trouble to make a human notice and decide to get weird about it
Anonymous No.150964474 [Report] >>150964503
>>150964447
NO PLEASE I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO STEALTH /V/ THREADS AND WAITING FOR BEYOND CANON TO UPDATE NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150964494 [Report] >>150964505 >>150964531 >>150964548
>>150964447
Look at this. Do you SEE this? This is why Homestuck is crawling miles behind.
Anonymous No.150964503 [Report]
>>150964474
lol guess what dies next if the pilot doesn't get picked up
Anonymous No.150964505 [Report] >>150964511
>>150964494
Anon
Why is that a gif...
Anonymous No.150964511 [Report] >>150964532
>>150964505
Because as a PNG it was too big to post. I am sorry it is not a sexy jumpscare.
Anonymous No.150964531 [Report] >>150964543
>>150964494
this is why the pilot should have been intermission 1. snowman could compete and the sexnight crew could also pitch in
Anonymous No.150964532 [Report]
>>150964511
Phew. I was worried something would happen.
Anonymous No.150964543 [Report]
>>150964531
probably yeah, the issue is that 95% of Homestuck's sex appeal is "HEY DO YOU LIKE 13 YEAR OLDS DOING WEIRD ADULT SHIT" and that's fine in the bowels of the internet but it won't exactly make sales when it's a mainstream show

a robot Disney Princess with giant tits, on the other hand, literally sells itself
Anonymous No.150964548 [Report] >>150964558
>>150964494
i throbbed
Anonymous No.150964558 [Report] >>150964562
>>150964548
it's a fucking cheat code how much arm gloves and stockings amplifies a woman's eroticism
Anonymous No.150964562 [Report] >>150964571
>>150964558
I am a garter belt appreciator, we are not the same
Anonymous No.150964571 [Report]
>>150964562
???
I like garter belts too, I'm just saying arm gloves and stockings by themselves are instant rocket fuel when slapped on a woman
Anonymous No.150964662 [Report] >>150964700
>DaveJade but the girl's the way better character archetype
>AraSol but the guy's the way better character archetype
>Took Hussie a literal decade to even entertain this thought
Wish he could've just omitted romance entirely if he knew he sucked at it
Anonymous No.150964700 [Report]
>>150964662
>Wish he could've just omitted romance entirely if he knew he sucked at it

to this day I insist that Hussie destroyed himself at the very start of the comic, by abandoning the 4/10 timeline for the doomed 4/13 one
We will never, ever know the True Homestuck.
Anonymous No.150964705 [Report]
>>150960690 (OP)
Anonymous No.150964819 [Report] >>150964867 >>150966000
Now this might be me just being an uniformed ignoramus but I need to lick and huff Cody's sweaty armpits.
Anonymous No.150964840 [Report] >>150964864 >>150964902
>and listed nepeta/karkat (crush) and eridan/feferi (moirails)
Eridab had a crush on her. And both these crushes had more extensive narrative focus than the vast majority of gay ones prior to act 6.
>but NOT vriska/kanaya (moirails and mutual crush) even though vriska actually reciprocated kanaya's feelings
In the very post you replied to I said Kanaya’s crushes were one of the exceptions. I don’t recall Kanaya’s flushed feelings being reciprocated, but either way I already covered it.
>muh moirails
Even the story itself describes “Pale” conciliatory relationships as milder than concupiscent ones. So to weigh them equally is a stretch to say the least.
>characters do not have sexualities unless they engage in relationships
You’re implying John kissing his Liv Tyler poster was a joke? The dudes, at the very least, did, convey their sexualities prior to act 5, to say nothing of during it.
>because the trolls literally introduced romance to homestuck retard.
I seriously hope you didn’t start reading homestuck with Act 5 Act 1.
>you said the gay crushes like gamzee -> tavros and kanaya -> vriska that had actual narrative consequences were "just throwaways"
Already addressed Kanaya’s as you knew. As for Gamzre -> Tavros, are you referring to him collecting Tavros’ severed head and kissing it? Even if we include that crush as being as significant as Kanaya’s crushes were one, which it’s not, they’re both still a minority.
>the nothingburger that was nepeta -> karkat
Got more focus than Gamzros at least.
Even if we exclude that crush, there’s still more hetero relationships and crushes that get more focus than not.
If nepeta/karkat is such a big deal to you, ee could exclude the crushes all together. But that would just make the case even more damming.
Anonymous No.150964864 [Report] >>150964922
>>150964840
Furthermore, you agreed with me that most of the relationships up till that point were straight “because Hussie is a heterosexual man.” I don’t see what the big issue is.

In case it wasn’t clear, the whole argument, an argument that was a fucking tangent btw, was about homestuck from a meta perspective in the first place.

A you familiar with tv tropes? One of the “tropes” they’ve identified is “but not too bi”. This is whet a character is canonically bisexual, gets flirty with both genders, and may have even had homosexual relationships in the past, but within the story itself, all of the romantic and/or sexual partners of this character are the opposite sex.
This isn’t a perfect descriptor, but it conveys the general point that the trolls in act 5 were by and large bi, but not too bi. Far from the bastion of heckin’ queer representation y’all that you make out.

The motive for this, and evidently I have to reiterate this yet again, was clearly not that Hussie has some secret hatred of the homos, but rather that he was simply not frothing obsessed with “representation” back them. In other words, he was a normal person.

Meant to reply to this >>150963732
Anonymous No.150964867 [Report]
>>150964819
Skye please this is a public space
Anonymous No.150964870 [Report] >>150965046
Tridesert what do you think of all the Cody simps?
Anonymous No.150964902 [Report] >>150965309
>>150964840
my point is that you listed a one-sided crush and two moiraillegiances as proof the comic "used to be straight," while ignoring the same-sex moiraillegiances and crushes and handwaving them like you're still doing, retard
>there’s still more hetero relationships and crushes that get more focus than not.
i never denied that, but that wasn't your original point lol. you used as proof this list, implying kanaya/vriska, gamzee/karkat, gamzee's crush on tavros, karkat's black crush on john etc. was "basically an afterthought" as opposed to fucking nepeta's crush on karkat (LOL) and eridan/feferi's one-sided moirailzone??
> are you referring to him collecting Tavros’ severed head and kissing it?
yes, i'm referring to how tavros's death was a motivation for gamzee's mental breakdown and manipulation of terezi, as he told dave, while nepeta's death and conclusion had nothing to do with karkat
>You’re implying John kissing his Liv Tyler poster was a joke
that's ... not on the same level as showing interest in one of your peers like the trolls did, lol. john kissing a liv tyler poster is not "romance." trolls introduced romance to homestuck, and there were always gay/bi trolls, so there's straight period to retvrn to in the comic's history, sorry
Anonymous No.150964907 [Report] >>150964914 >>150965034
Lily is the best Space Days character to me. I find her autismical ways amusing.
Anonymous No.150964914 [Report] >>150964940
>>150964907
>Bushstuck
id pay so, so much money
Anonymous No.150964922 [Report] >>150964935 >>150965309
>>150964864
> large bi, but not too bi. Far from the bastion of heckin’ queer representation y’all that you make out.
hussie said kanaya was a lesbian on formspring in 2010 and gamzee was gay before serendipity gospels. most of the "canon ships" were straight yeah, but i'm saying hussie didn't shy away from gay ships either, and also i just thought it was really hilarious that you counted nepeta/karkat and eridan and feferi's moiraillegiance she didn't even want to be in as examples of the "major hetero relationships" in the comic to try to boost the straight stats
Anonymous No.150964935 [Report] >>150965309
>>150964922
to make it clear how funny it is, it's like if i said, since apparently crushes and moiraillegiances are fair game:
it's funny how all the major relationships were gay
>kanaya/vriska
>eridan/karkat
>equius/gamzee
>kanaya/rose
>gamzee/tavros
>karkat/john
>gamzee/dave
>gamzee/karkat
Anonymous No.150964940 [Report]
>>150964914
>While I Fill Up The Tank
>Get Some Chips And Shit For The Drive
>Get A Paddle Pop Roooooose
Anonymous No.150965034 [Report]
>>150964907
I bet her pussy is smooth and puffy with freckles.
Tridesert No.150965046 [Report] >>150965084 >>150965134 >>150965243 >>150965321 >>150966102
>>150964870
expected more overall hate and transphobia to be honest, guess i forgot how weird you guys are
Anonymous No.150965050 [Report] >>150965061 >>150965069 >>150965071 >>150966024
hey guys, i finally made my fanventure after all!
i really put my whole soul into it! dont bother telling me what u think though i already know its good

https://mspfa.com/?s=65816&p=1
Anonymous No.150965061 [Report]
>>150965050
peak fiction, holy shit
Anonymous No.150965069 [Report] >>150965095
>>150965050
Something something THE BITCH WHORE MOTHER, something something sex, peak fiction, etc.

im glad filegarden keeps the filename lmao
Anonymous No.150965071 [Report]
>>150965050
Very good anon
Anonymous No.150965084 [Report] >>150965321
>>150965046
Always bet on freaks
Anonymous No.150965095 [Report]
>>150965069
transphobia mania has reached maximum saturation and people are getting bored of it
Anonymous No.150965134 [Report] >>150965235 >>150965321
>>150965046
I think he's cute and I won't allow /pol/ to convince me otherwise.
Also he has trashy hot girl with dirtbikes and Nirvana posters so he immediately won me over with his sheer baseditude.
Anonymous No.150965235 [Report] >>150965310
>>150965134
Honestly, there are just boards that are more fag-friendly in general due to the immense amount of us on them. /CO/ is already dense in dick-munchers and dykes, but you add a Homestuck thread into the mix, and suddenly we are no longer a minority. This should not be unexpected at all.
Anonymous No.150965243 [Report] >>150965248 >>150965285 >>150965321
>>150965046
Why are we the weird ones for not being transphobic lol
Anonymous No.150965248 [Report]
>>150965243
Most normies think that the entirety of the site is /pol/
Anonymous No.150965285 [Report] >>150965310
>>150965243
I think he means because everyone wants to sniff cody pits
Anonymous No.150965307 [Report] >>150965318
Autopraxis pretty solid so far.
Anonymous No.150965309 [Report]
>>150964902
It wasn’t straight or gay, it was just a comic. You made out it was always “queer core”/ as it became later. If you weren’t then your qualms with “retvrning” make no sense.
>two moiraillegiances
Those were included because at least one participants crushed on the other AND this was focused on a lot. Moiraillegiances by themselves are not concupiscent.
>i never denied that
I accept your concession.
>that wasn't your original point
It was.
>that's ... not on the same level as showing interest in one of your peers like the trolls did, lol
That’s… not the point, lol. John and Dave demonstrated attraction to the opposite sex several times. The girls didn’t, so far as I recall, but regardless sexual orientation for 2 kids is shown.
And like it or not, in 2009-2010 most people didn’t actively think on asexuality. There’s no reason to assume Hussie imagined the kids as asexual till act 5. Given his new fanbase’s bias for gay ships, if he were to change the kids to anything it would be gay. All the more so for act 6 where the fan bias for yuri/yahoo ever increased. Any kids still straight in-spite of this, Jade for instance, say more about the original intentions than the other way around. Unlike the trolls, the kids were always planned.
>trolls introduced romance to homestuck
>so all the characters prior to Homestuck were not straight
Exceptionally erroneous anti-logic.
>there's no straight period to retvrn to in the comic's history
If you mean “period before there were any gay characters whatsoever”, that’s a strawman, But by this criteria, acts 1-3 would count, yes.
>>150964922
The previous post listed Kanaya as an exception. Multiple times.
>>150964935
Kanaya/rose is major, later, but the others are false equivalences having significantly less focus.
>crushes and moiraillegiances are fair game
Again, moirallegiances explicitly are not, Crushes with more focus are of course worth more than those with less focus.
Anonymous No.150965310 [Report] >>150965315 >>150965332
>>150965235
Dude /co/ is one of the most racist and homophobic boards these days. Massively ironic because reading comics is probably the most faggiest passtime other than sucking some dick when you're bored.

>>150965285
Huffing Copium? Nah, I'm huffing Codium.
Anonymous No.150965315 [Report] >>150965322 >>150965989
>>150965310
someone clip that gif of cody dancing
Anonymous No.150965318 [Report] >>150965387
>>150965307
Hicu shill spotted
Anonymous No.150965321 [Report] >>150965327
>>150965046
>>150965084
>>150965134
>>150965243
just a quick fyi, these new homestuck threads are nothing like the old ones, its only a few insular newfags that feel like spill-overs from the homestuck subreddit, they're small, slow, stagnant threads populated by the same five or so people spouting the same inanities, there's no real discussion going on and its just mindless consumption of nu-homestuck which all the old fans have thoroughly washed their hands of, so this tiny nucleus of discord trannies is by no means indicative of either old HSG, the board in particular or the site in general, it's just that it's 2025 and nobody fucking cares about homestuck anymore except those who have tied their gender identity to this franchise and therefore need to engage with it from a sense of self-validation, which is insane and unhealthy by the way, but you people are more than used to living insane and unhealthy lives so it figures
Anonymous No.150965322 [Report] >>150965374
>>150965315
One of my only gripes with Prisounebound and Space Days is sometimes they have gifs that just don't save right.
The gif of Yttris fencing in PB? Saves as a PNG of the first frame for some reason that I'm too stoopit to understand.

I just tried to post the PNG itself and it fucking said the format APNG is not supported, what is this witchery?
Anonymous No.150965327 [Report] >>150965352
>>150965321
Faggot.
Anonymous No.150965332 [Report] >>150965353
>>150965310
>Dude /co/ is one of the most racist and homophobic boards these days.
I find that hard to believe, even with how many brown people use /pol/.
You’ll need to substantiate your claims.
Anonymous No.150965352 [Report] >>150965357
>>150965327
Anon has a point about the beyond canon discussors.

Ace Dick’s flabby, fleshy stomach is irrefutable proof that the Problem Sleuth characters can never be carapacians. Any attempt to make them as such will be a logical contradiction that breaks the whole story.
Anonymous No.150965353 [Report] >>150965361
>>150965332
It's mainly an observation after years of browsing here and having most posts in threads about things I like be about how trannies are invading it and ruining the whole thing.
Anonymous No.150965357 [Report] >>150965369
>>150965352
What if he is but he's just really fucking fat?
Anonymous No.150965361 [Report]
>>150965353
Maybe that’s because they do so more for comics and cartoons than anything else…
Lmao.
Anonymous No.150965364 [Report]
new otp unlocked
Anonymous No.150965369 [Report]
>>150965357
A carapace wouldn’t contort into squishy fold like that.
Also, he has a belly button.
Anonymous No.150965373 [Report]
Migrate when ready:
>>150965371
>>150965371
>>150965371
>>150965371
Tridesert No.150965374 [Report] >>150965388
>>150965322
thats my bad, for a while i was saving all my gifs as APNGs since i didnt need to convert them in order to upload, havent gone back to fix them yet
ill try and do that soon now that youve reminded me
Anonymous No.150965387 [Report]
>>150965318
Man i haven't even opened that site of theirs, a anon suggested it 2 weeks ago and i saw it yesterday on MSPFA under updated.
Anonymous No.150965388 [Report]
>>150965374
I'm not really mad more baffled since I've never heard of APNGs in my entire life.
It'd be like if the first time someone encounter WEBP was in a fan adventure.
Anonymous No.150965989 [Report] >>150966212
>>150965315
Anonymous No.150966000 [Report]
>>150964819
based
Anonymous No.150966024 [Report]
>>150965050
I came
Anonymous No.150966102 [Report]
>>150965046
The humiliation ritual of cody being beaten by his bazed and confederate pilled parents satiates my hegemonic masculinity.
Anonymous No.150966212 [Report]
>>150965989
thank you!