Thread 150975587

This fucking place is so cooked. You don't ban someone for bumping a thread you fucking looney troon faggots. Let me give you a real reason to ban me nigga.

>>150975587 (OP)
that IS a real reason. fuck off with your bullshit

>cooked
Mods made the right call.

I've always wondered- What does "cooked" mean? It seem all the youngsters these days seem to be using. is it just a phase that replaced "Done Like Dinner"?

>>150975605
its basically the new version of "owned/pwned"

>>150975605
It's cook or be cooked, because you're either the one cooking or the one in tht crockpot.

>>150975587 (OP)
If you want to bump something, then engage in the thread, you dumbass. Post or reply to something.

>>150975605
Did you know that using the word "Toast," used to mean that something is done or finished, was first coined by Bill Murray in Ghostbusters?

Before this scene in this movie, there are no references to the word being used in this way, through all surviving literary records, through all of human history.

>>150975587 (OP)
Kek, fuck off bumpfag.
You're lucky it wasn't a 3 day global for spamming.

>>150975614
>pwned
One of these days I need to have a trip down memory lane and make a list of all the old 2000s slang that faded away

>>150975614
>new
Anon I...

>>150975587 (OP)
I got banned because of Famicom two weeks ago. And last week, I got banned over spamming a thread because I was trying to ban the image dump faggot, over for the jannies to backfire that ban.

>>150975658
same punishment should apply to low-quality bumps for shit threads

>>150975703
>visible IP address
Big oof

>>150975700
harbl

>>150975727
its not 2009
i dont think anyone here is even aware what bios means

>>150975605
>>150975597
>is that a word that's been around since the 1960's?!
>YIIIIIIII I'm unable to comprehend! Save me!
Shut up esl niggers. Nobody gives a fuck

>>150975754
oh my~
Remarkable!

>>150975793
>not a single gay video
cant be me.

>>150975658
>this board where people are actively encouraged to bump if they are reading so the thread doesn't die while OP storytimes
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH THE THREAD
Stop. You are wrong.

>>150975614
You seriously could just say “smoked”.

>>150975793
>phoneposting

>>150975838
you just got smoked like a fag in england.

>>150975843
More like tabletposting

>>150975782
I'm pretty sure I heard the word cooked in a Sherlock Holmes radio play. And no one will respond to these posts because as usual when someone has no argument they run with tails tucked between their legs. Cooked, indeed.

>>150975863
okay now do me

>>150975782
The first time I've ever heard the word using it as slang was to describe biden at that mess of a debate that got him shitcanned, and literally after that I see basically every other online post using the word, a lot of the time incorrectly. nobody cares if it was slang in the 60's, because it wasn't between the 70's and 2024.

>>150975793
THERE'S SO MUCH POORNN

>>150975881
XD

>>150975838
cooked is another word for "done". you're done cooking your dinner, it is done.

>>150975587 (OP)
The mod here will randomly ban you for 30 days with an unappealable ban if you come off as too right-wing, mainly in South Park threads where /pol/shit has sadly gotten unavoidable. And by right wing i mean saying "murdering someone in cold blood just because they said things you don't like is pretty reprehensible no which way you spin it."

>>150975782
I can't believe zoomer niggers invented time travel just so they could write for DC.

>>150975793
consider lucky, is not like kyle carrozza.

>>150975869
Does it hurt to pee?
Is it hard to see?

>>150975793
Not nearly as bad as mine

>>150975892
i like my steak well done
well and truly done etc

>>150975587 (OP)
If your thread doesn't even have anything that you can reply with >kek, then your thread deserves to die. Posting "bump" is just a sign you're waiting for someone to make the thread interesting.

>>150975915
did you make out with a batch of silly putty?

>>150975873
>slang wasn't used between a certain time period
That doesn't mean it ever left the lexicon. If people started saying "swell" or "peachy" again you people would still get pissed because you're afraid of saying zoomer words.

>>150975935
>>150975907
funny, you probably just could have posted some semi related fan art and not been banned.

>>150975793
>backseat janny is also a BBC spammer
Why am I not shocked?

>>150975587 (OP)
>cooked
Only 40 year old twitch streamers who larp as seniors in high school say that cringe phrase.
Also contribute instead of just saying bump.

>>150975915
Thanks doc

>>150975931
imagine everyone around you telling you to cut your dick off.
because YOU think YOURE something else.
i feel kinda bad for some of these mentally ill troons.
she would have grown up breastless, constantly hiding her scars and her body and never being able to give birth. what a fucking boring life as a woman.

>>150975951
No. Kill yourself. I'll say bump if I want a thread to keep going. And cooked has been used in its current iteration for decades. Faggot.

Hellloooooo mods?! Come ban me niggers this is that off-topic post you were so desperate to find!

>>150975587 (OP)
If this was done without getting a warning first that's fucked, but I suspect you have a history.

>>150975983
>want the thread to continue
>can't think of one thing to say related to the topic or any related to topic image/webm to post

>>150975943
They are aftaid of using ebonics. But if you don't understand language even if it's not something you'd say yourself you'll just be left behind. There's a reason no one talks like medieval peasentry anymore and we use less verbose language. But if you were to go back in time and try to have a conversation with a knight he'd look at you the exact same way most of you look at Gen Alpha. Language evolves. That's all.

>>150976026
I dare you to go into a storytime thread and post a random image. That's been a taboo since they first started doing those threads.

>>150975587 (OP)
Even Yotsuba looks mad at what this website has become.

>>150975793
Can someone explain to me how I can access my own IP information like this?

>>150976069
I think story time threads deserve their own board.

>>150976016
I've been using the word bump to keep the threads off page 10 since 2011. If it was against the rules this is the first I'm hearing about it. Hell we even had threads where the whole purpose was to see how many people could keep the the thread from being archived and most of the time the only reply was simply bump.