Thread 150980137

Anyone else like the joke of a boy having a crush on a grown ass woman?

>>150980137 (OP)
Kys

You niggas are insufferable

Only when its unreciprocated, in that case both it and its opposite sex version are funny. Bob's burgers actually does both and the men in the show all just go "uuh, no," to Tina hitting on them.

>>150980220
>Only when its unreciprocated
...by the younger party

>>150980167
Cheer up fagboy

Y'all motherfuckers act like you ain't never fucked a teacher before

>>150980137 (OP)
Only when the characters are actually attractive. Your pic looks like Muppets that came to life.

>>150980267
I wish

>>150980267
I haven’t, but I understand the appeal. Anyone who doesn’t simply doesn’t have the life experience to be human.

>>150980137 (OP)
Only if it isn't a joke.

>>150980246
Take your own advice bitch, you're fapping to fucking BOB'S BURGERS ART

>>150981372
95% of my teachers were old and wrinkly

>>150981965
>had a crush on my 11th grade math teacher
>a few months ago, search her name online to see if she has any hot pics
>mfw I only find news articles about how she got stabbed by a homeless man while she was pregnant with her second kid

>>150980137 (OP)
Depends on how old the guy is. If he's under the age of 18, then I find it gross. If he's 18 or a little older with a woman in her late 30s or early 40s, then I'm sold. There's just something hot about it and I don't know why.

>>150981965
>95% of my teachers were old and wrinkly
That's what gave me the fetish
>>150982016
Was she hot?

>>150982081
Yeah, she was pretty hot. Slightly curvy with a nice smile. She was pretty laid back too, and she had these cute little scolding reactions when people in class used to say goofy shit.

I wonder how she's doing now. I know the stabbing didn't do too much lasting damage. Maybe I'll look her up to see if she's posted any hot pics since she got out of the hospital.

No, just more info on the stabbing. The baby's doing fine though.

>>150982158
>I wonder how she's doing now.
Oh I thought she died. Well the baby is dead for sure.

Young pervs are appreciated

>>150980220
Yeah. It's just a normal part of growing up.

>>150980267
A teacher no, but I’ve fucked a doctor, before.

>>150982965
Anal doctor?

>>150980137 (OP)
Only when it's reciprocated.

>>150983339
Only when he's older, but still neat.

>>150983354
Maybe not only, but there is a cuteness to the girl realizing she effectively blinked and the boy grew up.

>>150980137 (OP)
This is the moment a boy becomes a man

Nice

>>150980137 (OP)
Yes, but I was not aware Gene liked women.
Its been a minute since I watched Bob's.

>>150980137 (OP)
joke?

>>150980137 (OP)
>another stealth ss thread instead of just making a dedicated one

>>150986204
Last time we made a dedicated one it got deleted.

>>150980267
I had the hottest teacher for AP Chemistry, she was a shortstack guidette in her mid 20s with a tight butt and a big rack. She'd wear low-cut shirts and we also had these ceiling-mounted mirrors for some reason (you'd be able to fold them down into the room and back up), so you'd be able to see those perfect round breasts from above FUAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK.
Too bad I had no rizz and couldn't pull. I bet she fucked at least one student.

>>150986414
> big tiddy shortstack teacher
Sounds DIVINE. Would at least put some socks in my pants and get her to see

>>150986414
>Too bad I had no rizz and couldn't pull. I bet she fucked at least one student.
Not everyone should watch a lot of porn.

>>150982853
"Betty Crocker bakes caaaakes."

>>150980267
A baby sitter, yes

>>150986899
Stan has never been so proud

>>150986235
maybe try actually posting in it?

>>150988440
Dumbass, it didn't die, it was DELETED. By the jannies.

>>150986408
Wendy's definitely not allowed within 100 feet of a school.

Is having sex with a grown woman as a young lad actually a traumatizing experience? I never did so I wouldn't know but I don't really buy it, people saying "their lives will be RUINED, they'll be souless husks from being GROOMED" I think younger me would be stoked.

>>150989942
Literally no one here has experienced that.

>>150990043
Surely someone has

shota boys are built 4 milfs

>>150990283
They're built for all older girls, because all older girls will eventually become MILFs thanks to them.

>>150980137 (OP)
Do they fuck?

>>150992324
If you want them to.

>>150985910
Is it gay to get a handjob from a male ventriloquist if it's a female puppet that's blowing you? Or do we just chalk that up as a threesome?

>>150980267
I never had a hot teacher growing up so I wouldn't know. At the same time I've met many people who claimed, and a few who did prove, that they fucked teachers in high school and they seemed perfectly fine. All of the girls I've meet who have admitted to fucking a teacher though in high school where all insane, either because they where legit groomed and scared for life or because they where insane queen bees doing it for clout and perks.

>>150994039
Hell yeah
https://files.catbox.moe/ow77ai.jpg

Well hello there, little boy
Be a pal
Won't you help a congenial gal?
Don't give a mind if my antenna sticks out
I'm just your average evil Martian who's come down for a prowl
https://youtu.be/9Gr4h6CF6nc

>>150989892
It's crazy how little R34 there is of Linda and Stephanie compared to Paula.

being sexually abused by teenage and adult women as a child completely fucks you up for life

Shotaniggers deserve death.

>>150998758
Wanna talk about it, anon?

>>150989942
I only wished that my junk was fully able to be used and I felt the whole experience instead of feeling confused

>>150994169
No one believes you know these people.