Thread 150987752

Funny

>>150987752 (OP)
I'd marry Mr. Wolf in a wedding dress.

>>150987752 (OP)
No it isn't. Its gay.

Should've been Kitty

>>150987752 (OP)
The height chart behind them makes no sense.

>>150987752 (OP)
Me on the right

I'm not gay but my heart thumps a little when I look at Mr. Wolf.

>>150987752 (OP)
me to the left

>>150988415
It's not gay if it's Wolfie

>>150987796
It's gay AND funny.

>NO BULGE

pass

>>150989930
Its a little gay. But hey, he's a handsome man.

>>150991000
CARLOS!

>>150989930
I want to kiss his bruises and tell him he can crash at my place.

>>150987796
>The only straight canon couple of the last 10 years
>”Gay”

>>150991958
>implying snake doesn't get to come over for some bro-time with Wolf

>>150991968
>implying Snake would cheat on Doom

>>150987910
She would never wear a dress

>>150987910
Marrying Diane? Yes

>>150991958
>furry
>straight
lmao

>>150992128
>a man and a woman dating isn't straight
retard lol

>>150992112
To Wolf? I don't think she's technically able to officiate weddings anon, Wolf and Diane would be better off having Shark do it

>>150992252
feigning ignorance isn’t the play you think it is

>>150987752 (OP)
>Faggot crap designed to pozz even more generations of crap, featuring two animal leads as racial minorites

>>150992332
Are you implying a man and a woman getting together is somehow gay?

>>150992484
why are you leaving out an incredibly important detail?

>>150992265
Your post makes no sense

>>150987752 (OP)
Could you stop spamming this extremely shitty movie? Getting real tired of this shit being spammed every day. Its not even a good movie. It's only a magnet for shitty furries.

>>150992556
Because it's not nearly as important as you think it is

>>150992579
Why, you need the room for twitter screencap threads and e-celeb drama?

>>150992597
I would sooner take a thread to insult Dana over Knights of Guinivere or even discussing the Warner Bros acquisition over another necro bumped shill spam for this shitty movie that made LESS money than the first Bad Guys. Turns out furry movies don't make bank.

And don't bother Zootopia is a HUGE fluke. And I hope Zootopia 2 doesn't reach a billion. Anyone who likes these movies about Animals Are Minorities needs to be killed. Same reason I hated Cats Don't Dance. I am tired of the Multiculturalism Diversity mixed with animal character bullshit. On that note to hell with Brand New Animal and Beastars which is the same concept.

The more these subhumans use this same general idea the more racist I become and the more I want to kill animals simply because I find them an eyesore. The only animal movie that didn't piss me off in this century is Rango because its NOT about racial minority trash.

>>150992624
I'd rather discuss how shitty Kingdom Hearts is.

>>150992632
Kill yourself you shitty furry.

>>150992579
>>150992624
>>150992649
I THINK KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS

>>150992579
No one, not even other furries, wants to talk about their children’s movie that I guess TECHNICALLY didn’t flop (still made less than the first one), so they came here

>>150992683
It still failed. Movies these days need to make more than double their budget. And you must remember studios don't get all the box office money. Dreamworks needed to share that box office cash. And in international theaters? Dreamworks gets a smaller cut of box office money. No matter how you slice it that's not a success.

For crying out loud if Dreamworks refused to give Mega Mind and Monsters Versus Aliens sequels due to having disappointing box offices while these made MORE money than Bad Guys well you understand where this is headed. Bad Guys as a property is a failure. No amount of "Lets use imaginary happy pretend time" will change it. People don't like these shitty characters and their story.

Now Puss in Boots Last Wish? That's a success.

Wait, are the bad guys actually supposed to be an allegory for minorities?
>look up movie
>frog director
Okay yeah, OP can fuck off

>>150992756
Where have you been? These freaks have been using animals as minority stand ins as early as Cats Don't Dance. Honestly I hope all these self hating whites do end up killed by Non Whites as they deserve it.

And there he goes deleting his own posts again. Thanks for the bumps I guess.
>>150992756
Not really, that guy's just a schizo obsessed with Bad Guys threads.

>>150992878
Heh, true.

>>150992878
Diane ISN'T ugly!

>>150992580
>Because it's not nearly as important as you think it is
The past decade and a half says otherwise, femcel.

>>150993301
Don't project your autogynephilia on me, thanks

>>150993400
>autogynephilia
https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8

>>150987752 (OP)
Imagine a woman pimping out her faggot husband to other men, locking his dick, and only letting him cum inside her pussy.

>>150992083
There was literally a deleted scene where she was going to.

>>150993732
Nigger what the hell

>>150992265
I could see Shark as being an ordained minister for some questionable Church Inc. and got certified through the mail.

>>150993817
Wait that'd mean if nobody objected then Shark could've actually, accidentally married that dude to Mr. Wolf. Kek

>>150993750
I want to say our vows into her ass

>>150993750
They could have given us a quick scene or shot of her in the dress trying to act girly and then go "yeah this'll never work"

>>150993942
>You may now kiss the bride's butt

I wish I could be her husband.

>>150994472
Same. She's irresistible.

>>150993750
God imagine if we had that in the movie

>>150993732
Is husband gay in this scenario? Because that's the only way "only lets him cum inside her pussy" part works
If he was straight "only" would not work because he would actually want to cum inside her pussy. Anyway my dick twitched

>>150995058
Nigga u gay

>>150993732
no, i don't think i will

>>150987752 (OP)
If Wolf was a girly femboy, maybe this would feel less gay. A regular guy crossdressing like this while a woman wears a suit comes off very homosexual to me. I hate it.

>>150987910
Agreed.

>>150992683
>their children’s movie that I guess TECHNICALLY didn’t flop
i'm proud of you for finally admitting this anon.
many anons with "i hate [x]" autistic hyperfixations would've been willfully ignorant of the actual numbers for years.

>>150995281
Femboys are still gay.

>>150995281
>If Wolf was a girly femboy, maybe this would feel less gay.
I mean, in the movies he kind of is. OP's art seems to be exaggerating his build a lot.

>>150995944
That's not girly, that's scrawny.

>>150995944
The OP pic also doesn't do Diane's hips justice.

>>150995972
>That's not girly, that's scrawny.
Ah yes, the classic girly-man cope.

>>150995944
Diane is a master martial artist and she's training Wolf because she wants him to be able to protect himself better. Calling Mr. Wolf a "femboy" is a Elongated Man level of stretch. If anything he's a parody of the suave masculine cliche while also playing it straight most of the time, modeled after characters like James Bond and Danny Ocean. The subversion happens when he makes mistakes and ends up getting embarassed, which is where the influence from Lupin comes in. Even in the scene where he has to disguise himself as the bridge at a wedding he still manages to keep his cool and he ends up winning rather than being humiliated though, and that's the major takeaway from his character. He's cool when he's in control, and losing control of a situation is when he gets embarassed. There's nothing "femboy" about a male character who's 6' 2", drives a muscle car and wears tailored suits.

>>150995888
riddle me this then: what about a femboy who is sexually attracted to women? is he gay, too?

>>150996186
Normalized "cool hip straight guy is put in a dress/feminized with a masculine generic kungfu girl boss as his girflriend" is so fucking generic and done so much it's now a stereotype .
No one finds it funny.
No one thinks it's suprising
No one thinks it's a "subversion of the trope"
Everyone expects it to happen and no one is surprised or amused. Because no one is ALLOWED to be amused or surprised by it.

They take it as a statement of fact and are disgusted by it but can't laugh at it or express anger so their just put off by it and actively avoid it.

It's litterally a humilation ritual and attempted normalization of homosexuality pushed exclusively by american media.
The problem is that there are enough examples for people to be able to look and compare notes and openly state they dislike it and why and not be publically shamed by people in power and in high places so they will accept it.

>>150996606
Yeah.

>>150996613
>cool hip straight guy is put in a dress/feminized with a masculine generic kungfu girl boss as his girflriend" is so fucking generic and done so much it's now a stereotype .
Name ten examples.

>>150995944
I bet you could pick him up and have him ride you without breaking a sweat.

>>150996927
He's so skinny I'd worry about being too rough with him

I wanna hug Mr. Wolf.

>>150997465
You along with every other Bad Guys fan

>>150997679
He just seems like he needs one. And I bet he smells good.

>>150998150
I wanna sniff his pits

Kitty.

>>150998527
kek

>>150996627
anon i think you might just want to fuck feminine-looking men

>>150999192
Don't project

>>150997679
He isn't just a good boy, he's a good man.

>>151001222
all this talk about hugging Mr. Wolf when Kitty arguably needed it the most. too late, i suppose.

>>151001328
I want to hug Kitty. She clearly needed more affection and positive affirmation.

>>151001222

>only ONE crossover pic with Tai Lung

oh come on