>>150993710
It's just a terrible game, there are some cards that are objectively superior to pick and whoever gets them on the draft first gets a big advantage that only makes them stronger.
>>150993076 (OP)
I'd make an interracial loli shitpost, but the poltards will go after my head I ever dare to mention a black man. >>150995811
Why would you want to plow a sassy little girl?
The mystery!
>>150995929
She's actually a really sweet girl, but we're on the hypothetical that she's doing this to try to get you all riled up. >>150995945
I liked Heidi before she turned into Cartman.
And shut your whore mouth, pre-scientology Chef was a treasure!
>>150996068
Like, someone like PC Principal is someone I'd want to get rid of, especially now that he's a main character & his whole Chrisitan phase proves he was never woke
>>150998022
If Matt and Trey weren't allergic to having the boys and girls interact outside of rivalries and/or love interests, we could've had more of them together
>>150998186
Well, I was thinking we could have more Butters/Red moments, but platonic. They make it apparent Red never liked him like that and is still dating Kevin. Maybe we see Changeling Red?
>one black girl is obsessed with me all throughout high school >in senior year comes flat out and asks me to knock her up cause she wants a baby and I'm her favorite boy >say no because at the time I think blacks are gross
God I should have just married her right then and made a bunch of caramel kids with her.
>>150998578
You dodged a bullet. Oil drillers get black eyes from dating boons, & your kids would have ended up looking like uglier versions of Sideshow Bob bridge trolls. Your instincts saved you that day.
>>150998578
It would had felt good for an hour then it would had been the biggest mistake of your life, she didnt like you she was just testing her powers on men
>>150998578
It would've been the best ride of your life but that was a witch.
Your junk would have rotted off and you would be finished financially and socially
