Thread 151061863

Why would a crocodile have nipples?

>>151061863 (OP)
they dont, you edit those in you freak

>>151061863 (OP)
It's funny and ridiculous

>>151061863 (OP)
so he can be king of ireland

>>151061863 (OP)
Because they're Kremlings.

>>151061863 (OP)
Where else would you get crocodile milk?

>>151061863 (OP)
for pinching

>>151061863 (OP)
So he can moan when you suck on them.

>>151061863 (OP)
Because nothing screams baddie like a fat topless dude

When I was a kid I thought those guys were women with fat tits

>>151063966
You could still pretend they are when you fuck them.

>>151061863 (OP)
Why did Rare make so many of the Kremlings so bara?

>>151062065
From russiang?

>>151062672
Not OP but my favorite answer itt
>>151063966
Were the moobs truly enough to convince you that anything about Klump was remotely female?
>>151064113
I think they just intended for them to look cool. The Kremlings began very similar in design to battletoads, being drawn by the same artist(s), and those were inspired heavily by TMNT. So through some odd lineage, these crocodile men were given a cartoony touch up to fit in the new DK's world, and a lot of their old design carried forward.

TLDR, Rare was inspired by the ninja turltes, who aren't necessarily bara themselves, but did power a ot of super muscular 80s 90s character designs. It just got mixed with the fat fuck villain schtick.

>>151061863 (OP)
I didn't mind K. Rool getting sidekicks in the form of characterized Klump and Krusha, even if they were stereotypical incompetents (not that he was much better, especially since he couldn't even fight like in the game). Probably would have cost too much to give him a third, slightly more serious minion in the form of Rockroc.

>>151064749
>Rock Kroc
Super based choice. The closest thing we got to a serious villain was that one episode where Krusha becomes like an actual bastard who wants to kill the kongs. (Which K Rool should have actually wanted to do in the first place). And agreed, K Rool should have been able to kick ass too instead of just being a patsy with a big head.

>>151064897
>The closest thing we got to a serious villain was that one episode where Krusha becomes like an actual bastard who wants to kill the kongs.
And I guess Polly in his surprisingly high-stakes final episode where he was suddenly a solo third faction baddie who'd manipulated things so that everyone would be either murdered by a brain-melting disease or be murdered by the island getting blown up.

>>151065206
What the hell even was that thing anyways? Like I get the show had some OCs but they felt like they could exist in the games. This guy doesn't even resemble Squawks, they just kind of have him there and act like he's a known resident of the island with no introduction. Good as someone you love to hate though because damn I wanted DK to punt him like a football.

>>151065274
He was brought to the island by Skurvy in his first appearance, and if you're feeling generous you could assume he was a stand-in for the Neckies or Screech from DKC2, like how Eddie felt very vaguely like a stand-in for the Manky Kongs.

>>151063966
There are only two female Kremlings in existence.

>>151065996
There's the barrel blast chicks and supposedly K Rool's wife, but she only appears in comics which might not be canon at all. So if she counts then there's three at least. I figure there are more out there, but they only exist after DKC2 as like these weird science experiments made to compensate for the fact the Kremlings had their "source" destroyed. They had to learn how to fuck, things were so much easier when they just sort of manifested out of the underground.

>>151061894
>¿VAMOS A CULEARNOS?

>>151066093
K. Rool was entirely justified in trying to blow up DK Isle after the Kongs caused his island to blow up.

>>151066299
Oh man, really nice stuff.
>Slambo
Great name, made me laugh. Wonder if they'd be bosses or animal buddies for some kind of kremling platformer.
>>151066765
True, I mean sure he tortured DK but like they kongs basically committed genocide, or at least destroyed the homes of an entire race.

>>151062381
H-hot..

>>151061863 (OP)
Does this thread have anything to do with >>151066377?

>>151062108
Based Cuca enjoyer

>>151061863 (OP)
duh, cuise it's hot!

>>151062381
RIGHT ON :) high five

>>151061863 (OP)
To nurse their eggs

>>151069296
I have no idea what anon was trying to achieve with that thread

There's more than one person in the world that thinks K Rool is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Gallons of semen and grool have been squirted to this honking chunk of crocodile ugly bastard.

>>151070589
>Galleons of semen and g rool
FTFY

>>151061863 (OP)
They saw one old American war poster of some bare chested uncle sam and promptly gave themselves scars with a hot kebab skewer because they thought it was cool

I'm just gonna dump this, it's got illustrations every few pages so I'd say borderline /co/.

>>151061863 (OP)
You've heard of crocodile tears

Now get ready for crocodile MILK!

>>151070603
>d-daddy K please krush my pussy show me it's on like Donkey Kong teehee ooh daddy you spanked me does it make you hard to fuck my tight chimp pussy? Do you wanna show me that I'm a bad monkey that needs to go bananas on your big fat crocodile DONG? Fuck me harder you alligator pussy! Fuck this tree-swinging, flea-picking bonobo CUNT and make it yours you filthy krigger! Gimme that fucking huge banana you stinky lizard krigger! Empty your crystal coconuts in my damp monkey cave you scalie scumbag! Ook oook oooogaaaaahhhh I'm cumminnMkknnggjjggg ooommgggg

It's so weird seeing the Kong crew rendered in such a plain style where it's obvious they're photobashed from the actual 3D renders
Thank you based Konganon

>>151061863 (OP)
to masturbate to

>>151071610
There's more in the other two books, which are based on Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong Land, but I don't feel like storytiming those (even though they're shorter) so here's the link I found them at: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/cv3irk8x688ml/Nintendo+Novels

I had a lot of fun reading the Donkey Kong Country 2 novelization. Thanks for posting

>>151071263
>>151071275
>>151071282
>appears out of nowhere as the only friendly face in enemy territory
>lights the way
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Based monosyllabic fishbro.

I GET FURIOUS
WITH EVERYONE ON CRACK COCAINE
DONKEY KONG TURNS INTO KONKEY DONG

>>151071953
I'm also really happy Glimmer made it into the book. His level was pretty spooky as a kid, he was a comforting presence even and only having one appearance made him feel mysterious

>>151061894
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU

>>151071446
>not even K. Rool's personal castle guards know why he wants those bananas so damn much

>>151061863 (OP)
Because Rare had a titty fetish.

>>151061863 (OP)
ngl for a western nintendo produciton that made it big in japan, i'm surprised the DKC cartoon isn't referenced more

>>151071372
That was very strange to read but I will admit I'd smash dixie if she was begging for the BHC. K Rool probably would to if DK64 is any indication.

>>151071590
Thanks for posting, anon. I read the book based on the first game when I was a kid, so it was cool to finally see this one.

>>151073212
Expect plenty when Seth Rogen's Donkey Kong gets its own film.

>>151061863 (OP)
>Klump, my dearly, dauntless Klump.
>Remind me, if I ever were to kill myself, I could scale to the heights of your blind devotion AND LEAP DOWN TOWARDS YOUR IQ!

>>151075113
Nice.

>>151072037
DIDNT I SAY NO NEWS, NO CALLS, NO TYRANNY UNTIL TOMORROW?!

oh i get it his name sounds like cruel

>>151062381
my man!

>>151062381
Kinky.

>>151078840
stop bumping faggot

>>151078848
kys

>>151074971
His casting will forever disappoint me. It would be nice to have at least one hobby unmolested by him.

>>151072037
I wanna watch this show more. It oozes soul

DK Bump

>>151061863 (OP)
lol why not