Thread 151069740

Destroy barbara gordons firebuch and kiss every inch of her. Including the small bullet wound on her otherwise flawless tummy.
Go take a quick shower while she lays passed out and sleeping
Do naked gymnastics.
Put on the Nightwing get up but neglect to put on the cup.
Let my dick appear on my left thigh
Swing around the city
Fight criminals, talk shit to fellow heroes, flirt with Starfire.

>>151069740 (OP)
Fuck Starfire

Cry that I didn't wake up in Batman's body.

>>151069740 (OP)
avoid midnighter

>>151069740 (OP)
Knock up Orca.

>>151069740 (OP)
>>151069845
fuck midnighter

>>151069740 (OP)
Allow a horde of hot horny women to have their way with me.

>>151069740 (OP)
>A day in the life of Dick:
Everyone wants to smell your ass while they tell you what a good boy you are and that you are a perfect muffin who can do nothing wrong.
>A day in the life of Jason:
The GCPD call you the n-word despite being white.

How much shit-talking Bruce could I get away with before he realizes that Dick has been mind-swapped?

>>151069740 (OP)
>I woke up as just some guy with a nice ass
Look at my ass in the mirror, since that's the only thing that body can offer. Then cry about not waking up in the body of an actual superhero with superpowers.

>>151070558
Batman knows Dick, he would immediately recognize it's not him.
And if he didn't, Cass would read your body language like a book.
And that's without mentioning all the other master detectives in the Bat-Family, you'd be fucked no matter what.

>>151069740 (OP)
>what's the first thing you do
Barbara and Kory at the same time

>>151070591
Fine, I'll just tell him what happened and then talk shit while he comes up with a solution. This is, of course, after >>151070611

I change my name to Robert so people stop calling me Cock

>>151070179
Jason is irish and ginger so that explains the n bomb
We still love our nigga tho

>>151069740 (OP)
Dress as Batman and rape the Joker.

Shoot my shot with Orca, need some monster ass

>>151069740 (OP)
Same thing I do every day
Masturb8

>>151069740 (OP)
>You woke up one day in Nightwing's body, what's the first thing you do?

you can do a lot of things
you can kill Justice League
You can kill Superman
You can kill Batman

>>151069740 (OP)
Starfire

>>151069740 (OP)
I'm gonna have sex with Batman.

Send Babs a video of me fucking Starfire

>>151072430
Go away Lex.

>>151069740 (OP)
time to get raped by women

>>151069740 (OP)
Go find and fuck Babs, Starfire, Tarantula, Catwoman, Harley, Poison Ivy, Raven, Donna, Steph, Cass, Hade, Argent, Jesse Quick, Defacer, Helena Bertinelli (and send a pic of it to Babs), Bridget Clancy, Ravager (and send a photo of it to Slade), Bette Kane, Starfire again, Supergirl, Mirage, Cheyenne and Zatanna.

Then I’d call up Sonia Zucco, and then both our half-sister: Melinda Zucco. And convince them to have a threesome.

And then maybe fight crime or something.

>>151069740 (OP)
Not much of anything different desu. And I had a long think about this too.

>>151069827
spbp

Fuck Bruce

Send naked selfies to myself.

Fuck every one of my grumpy old man harem

>>151069740 (OP)
Kill myself.

>>151069740 (OP)
Well, thanks for the fanfic idea.

>>151069740 (OP)
you could realistically only fuck Barbara in the morning before everyone realizes Dick got mindswapped, im assuming its just body swaping and knowledge and skills are not included, so even if you manage to fool everyone the moment a crime happens its over.
hell i would say (you) missing the entrance of Barbara's pussy would be enought of a tell for her.

>>151073980
>, Ravager (and send a photo of it to Slade)
>implying thats not what he wants

>>151073980
What, no Terra?

>>151073980
>Cass
Keep things in the family.

>>151074846
Is Nightwing, not Red Hood.

>>151075397
Too psycho for Grayson cock

>>151074601
3/4 of those just wanted to be Dick's father figure.

>>151074896
I wish someone would do an updated version of this for the 2020s.
Drop Jesse, Steph, and PeeGee. Add Defacer, Tarantula, Ravager, and Captain Blud.

>>151069740 (OP)
lots of gay sex, bottoming of course

>>151069740 (OP)
>find Jason
>pick up a gun and together shoot the Joker
What would Batman do?

>>151075374
Rose losing her virginity is a Crisis-level event.

>>151074896

Poor Roy, he doesn't even have money for that.

>>151077881
More proof that nobody actually read the second half of Prieststroke. Rose fucked her husband before he was murdered.

>>151079245
>Hosun

go online and record myself saying racial slurs and alt right rhetoric maybe beat a few minorities because i can

>>151069740 (OP)
I will drain my balls inside of Starfire.

>>151069740 (OP)
>You woke up one day in Nightwing's body, what's the first thing you do?
A backflip.
There'll be time for any of the other worthwhile ideas here later. First, just revel in being able to do backflips.

>>151069740 (OP)
anal

>>151069740 (OP)
Panic, cuz now im in the DC universe and a talking gorilla is probably going to clobber me

>>151081867
in self?

>>151069740 (OP)
Jerk myself off probably

>>151081988
Not exactly clobber, but Dick has a history with talking Gorillas. Have “fun” anon.

>>151069740 (OP)
Get raped

>>151075701
I dunno anon earth 3 Owlman killed a family to get an attractive teenager into his house

>>151069740 (OP)
Marry Bette Kane

>>151071319
Damn, you beat me to it.

>>151077881
Except Slade wants Dick to fuck Rose.

>>151069740 (OP)
Fuck Tiger

>>151069740 (OP)
Am I in DC or my world?

>>151069740 (OP)
I think I’d prefer to wake up in Dick’s body when he was still Robin. Going on Golden age adventures with Batman and Superman seems more fun than getting raped every other day

>>151087683
Dick was still raped every other day as Robin.

>>151087653
You are in DC as Nightwing

>>151069740 (OP)
Try not to get raped again

>>151069740 (OP)
Eat like 20 hotdogs

>>151069740 (OP)
MORNING SEX AND BLOWJOBS FROM BABS!!!!!!! AWGOOOOOGGAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHY CAN’T I GET A GIRLFRIEND GOD!!!!!

>>151087869
I track down Harley and give her my boy wonder