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Anonymous No.151074206 [Report] >>151076017 >>151076125 >>151076420 >>151076549 >>151077855 >>151077901 >>151078159
ABSOLUTE BUTTHURT
Listen here chuds, DC cannot and will not give up on its most popular character of the fucking century thus far (sorry Batkek fans) just because your feelings got hurt in the latest issue. Grow a pair and get over it. Same thing goes for the main title, by the way, where Batman had to deal with a couple of violent police thugs. Nobody likes cops, not even cops themselves. Self-hate is through the roof with those motherfuckers and rightly so.
Anonymous No.151074908 [Report] >>151078494
Niggers and spic will be hit by brics.
Rate my haiku,be kind please
Im new to poetry
Anonymous No.151076017 [Report]
>>151074206 (OP)
We should just let comics rot.
Anonymous No.151076125 [Report] >>151077871 >>151078277
>>151074206 (OP)
Thank god another culture war thread.
Is a false flag?
Is it sincere?
It doesn’t matter. The results will be the same.
Anonymous No.151076420 [Report]
>>151074206 (OP)
Just shut the fuck up about it, you’re giving these retards more reason to stick around and troll the board with their Facebook chud memes
Anonymous No.151076549 [Report] >>151078879
>>151074206 (OP)
The irony is that Bruce's solution was short term, and its evidenced by the immigrant child running from him and him crying at the end when remembering his father.
Anonymous No.151076588 [Report]
>another psyop thread
Not today, glowniggers
Anonymous No.151076784 [Report]
polish pedophiles keep making these threads
Anonymous No.151077855 [Report] >>151078045
>>151074206 (OP)
Shit bait, still the problem persists not understanding the character to begin with, good thing his a fictional character because if he was real he would be beating the shit out of a lot of Ns
Anonymous No.151077871 [Report]
>>151076125
No, its a lack of culture war actually but since Im sure you are American you might not even know what culture means
Anonymous No.151077901 [Report]
>>151074206 (OP)
Anonymous No.151077936 [Report] >>151078111
Does anyone else have anti-woke fatigue?

These retarded bait threads serve no purpose but to rile up the few tourists that hold firm to their cultish beliefs. They aren't interesting or funny, and they aren't gaining them anymore recruits. Total waste of space.
Anonymous No.151077956 [Report]
>superhero giving fascists the beating they deserve
I am shocked, SHOCKED!
Anonymous No.151078045 [Report] >>151078167 >>151078863
>>151077855
Anonymous No.151078111 [Report] >>151078266
>>151077936
How can you have antiwoke fatigue when all modern media is woke? Makes no sense
Anonymous No.151078159 [Report]
>>151074206 (OP)
>insults entire audience through name-calling backed by a sense of dominance and authority
>says the viewer's feelings are unimportant
>insinuates the reader is fragile and insults the reader for having these feelings
>blanket insults everyone with a specific occupation
>celebrates self-hatred
I'm pretty sure you're the good guy in this situation, anon.
Anonymous No.151078167 [Report]
>>151078045
This but unironically
Anonymous No.151078250 [Report]
>check /pol/
>they're dumping the comic there
>open the thread
>asshurt completely off the charts
>all caps in almost every post

OP just came from here to seethe lol
Anonymous No.151078266 [Report]
>>151078111
What the fuck does woke even mean. At this point if you’re not a white supremacist and hate women you’re called woke. This is why everyone hates the anti woke fags
Anonymous No.151078277 [Report]
>>151076125
It's tiring. Does anyone even use "chud" unironically here? It always comes off as a false flag attempt by someone who has to hide behind 100 layers of ironic insincerity. This is all just an excuse for more emotional screeching. Watch the emotional ragebait image dump take off.
Anonymous No.151078430 [Report]
Too bad comics are already dying, Absolute Batman decimated every other comicbook that haven't Absolute in the title and the sales aren't even significant for me to brag they killed themselves by being stupid.
Anonymous No.151078494 [Report]
>>151074908
3/10 lacks hate and soul
Anonymous No.151078509 [Report] >>151078524 >>151078556 >>151078841
Anonymous No.151078524 [Report] >>151078653 >>151078841 >>151078883
>>151078509
Anonymous No.151078556 [Report] >>151078841
>>151078509
I dunno what hydra is supposed to be but gigabased up until that point
Anonymous No.151078653 [Report]
>>151078524
I remember reading this page. Especially that last panel with the Walmart zombies and the carcinogens in the food really stayed with me. Is this Brubaker?
Anonymous No.151078807 [Report] >>151078883
If Batman was real, you and people like you would hate him. A rich white guy fighting inner city criminal minorities (peep those crime statistics) and working with the police is antithetical to your worldview. Roving gangs off KKK members also don’t exist irl, it’s blacks and migrants destroying inner cities. Batman would hate stuff like bail reform too, as well as hyper leftist judges and DA’s letting criminals back out.

The fact that they only ever allow him to fight white street thugs, even in “realistic” movies like The Batman, is hysterical. A gang of white kids playing the knockout game and the one innocent black youth being swept up in it is pure propaganda.

Real Batman would be pounding little Demarcus Dindu’s head in and be cancelled like Daniel Penny within a few days, and very likely be championed by the right.

But hey, you have your jewbag Nazi punching comic book so good for you tranny.
Anonymous No.151078841 [Report] >>151078928
>>151078509
>>151078524
>>151078556
It's funny how well this kind of shit gives a little spark of happiness in every little chuddies life until they read the next fucking page lol
Anonymous No.151078863 [Report]
>>151078045
>Character who displays anti-authority leanings attacks neo-nazis
Seems like it's in-character
Anonymous No.151078879 [Report] >>151078899
>>151076549
>The irony is that Bruce's solution was short term
You're only saying that cause the local government is corrupt and he didn't get state police involved and it will be trivial for the local cops he assaulted to frame and get jailed/deported the homeless people batman defended as responsible for his rampage.

Who the fuck is going to believe Batman showed up in the boonies and beat up a bunch of cops to protect some criminal vagrants?
Anonymous No.151078883 [Report] >>151078935 >>151078957
>>151078524
The whole point is that Red Skull is a fucking idiot
>>151078807
Absolute Batman isn't rich
Anonymous No.151078899 [Report] >>151078935
>>151078879
No person is illegal
Anonymous No.151078924 [Report]
Rightoid chuddies aren't coping well with remaining the most hated people on the planet huh? Even coping about le pendulum for all those years.

Oh well

Guess you shouldn't have went all-in on the outrage AIslop
Anonymous No.151078928 [Report] >>151078948
>>151078841
People disregard this page because if there's one thing white supremacist never do, it's suicide bombing
That shit belong to towelheads
Anonymous No.151078935 [Report]
>>151078883
>Absolute Batman isn't rich
He owns a penthouse.

>>151078899
I said someone was illegal?
Anonymous No.151078948 [Report] >>151078958
>>151078928
Rightoids quite literally bombed a church two weeks ago? Keep up
Anonymous No.151078957 [Report]
>>151078883
The character being rich or not doesn’t change anything about what I said. So a lower middle class white guy beating up minorities then in AB’s case. My point was more for the character AS A WHOLE. Way to ignore every other point.

They’ll show Batman fighting made up Nazi’s but never made a comic for BLM riots or Antifa violence.
Anonymous No.151078958 [Report] >>151078990
>>151078948
That's not suicide bombing
Retard
Anonymous No.151078990 [Report]
>>151078958
Whoops, you're right.

I guess that was the one rightoid mass killer that didn't shoot himself before getting arrested
Anonymous No.151078998 [Report]
I feel that people misunderstand that the reason Absolute Batman attacks corrupt cops and white supremacists.
It's because they're fundamentally not "Criminals" so to speak. You can justify robbery or murder on the slim basis of desperation or flat-out mental illness.
But to actively dedicate yourself to premedicated attacks against non-whites who aren't doing anything isn't something that can be excused by any metric. It's just motivated by petty hatred and spite. Notice how you never see legitimately desperate people being white supremacists. It's an active choice made by people who have the privilege to act that way and haven't truly suffered total disempowerment.
They blame all their relatively petty problems on nonwhites.
I say this as a white guy. My entire life, I've never been threatened by a nonwhite. Ironically, the only people who have threatened me are white.