Thread 151075229

Scariest time for gilfs and grannys

>>151075229 (OP)
would rape

scary shit indeed

>>151075229 (OP)
Built for Courage.

the things I do for hag sex

>>151075229 (OP)
THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY JORKIN IT TO MURIEL RIGHT NOW BLUD WHAT IS YOU DOIN WITH YOUR LIFE LMAAOOOOOOO

>>151075546
You absolutely would not like it in real life.

Any experiences with Hags out there?

>>151076035
No and stop bringing up 3PDP every time

>>151076043
Only if you stop bringing up 2DPD.

>>151076035
Love this bitch

>>151076060
2DPD board

Here's a sexy GGILF from DC comics, The Scarecrow's Great-Grandmother.

>>151077022
Mean, dressed in all black, and knowing some backwoods hoodoo that becomes the basis of The Scarecrow's fear gaa gimmick. This is some prime level Hag activity.

>>151077081
And she can wear the hell out of that prim and proper black dress.

>>151076035
Yes they are fantastic to fall into and have a FWB relationship but when they fall in love? GTFO

Not my proudest fap

My proudest fap

> season 15 episode 15
> big titty Gilf does something crazy
> season 15 episode 16
> big titty Gilf does something crazy

>>151076035
One of my friend's grandmas was this stacked. She gave me a handie one time. She passed away last year. I still jork it to the thought of her every once in a while.

>>151078698
>he gave me a handie one time.
Story?

>>151076131
3DPD too then.

>>151078698
rip stacked granny

>>151078698
tell us more pls

>>151078720
Nope.

>>151075229 (OP)
sb99 should draw gilfs, i think he has a granny/ old women thing sometimes. he should draw Muriel from cowardly dog and Rosa from casagrande.

>>151078698
How did you even get hard with her heaving breathing, sagging, spotty skin, that mustache, rattling bracelets, excessive makeup, wilted hair, and withering cognition?

>>151075229 (OP)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Umm...
Rock on freaky bro

>>151075229 (OP)
I really shouldn't like them so much.

>>151075229 (OP)
>>151079807
>>151079789
Would have been better if she was with Finn instead of 20 something oc.

Man I want to fuck a 60 something year old slamsow so hard that her menopausal womb starts back up.

>>151082493
I just want to know what it feels like to cum inside and old lady and see my seed flow out of her.

>>151079789
>>151079807
>>151079824
She'd NEVER cheat on Eustace even if he's an asshole.

Suyin’s so fine

>>151083356
Yes. That's why fanart is better.

>>151075229 (OP)
how old would you go? early 60s

First hag crush, those titties looked SQUISHY

>>151084039
Not a hag

>>151083133
God, she's so fucking biiig...

>>151086847
the character is TECHNICALLY not old enough to count but come on her voice actress is in her 70s and fucking look at her

>>151084039
>>151086847
>>151086872
Eda is definitely an Honorary Hag, in spite of her youth the Owl Curse has aged her prematurely, she's got the voice, look and attitude for it.

>>151078851
Are you trying to excite him?

>>151084712
Anything as long as she doesn't look like a skeleton or a skinwalker

>>151075229 (OP)
Cute gilf who is needy horny but joke is she gets reverse snu snu'd her hips turn to dust after one good plap session

>>151075642
t. Eustace Bagge

>>151081534
this, either make the dude a canon love intrest, a shota or anon, people who try to force their own self inserts onto established waifus are fucking pathetic.

>>151076583
Both cute as fuck.

The little Mexican from TMNT

>gilf
>Posts ugly fat women

>>151083133
whoa mama..

Nora a cute

>>151088078
this mf doesn't know what hags are

>>151083476
Too bad she was trapped in a shitshow.

>>151078710
>>151078787

>be me
>13 or 14
>middle of summer
>hanging out with best friend at his house
>getting my house fumigated, so he can't come over to mine
>he says his grandma's annoying the shit out of him
>i saw her one time before
>enough to know she's a goddamn silver fox
>so i jump at the chance to talk to her
>"sure anon, she's in the hottub"
>head to the backyard
>sure enough, there she is
>her cleavage is the first thing i notice
>i'm diamonds already
>tuck my wood in my waistband and make my way down
>thank god i'm wearing trunks already
>"oh, hello anon"
>we proceed to shoot the shit
>talk about life and school and stuff
>whole time i'm trying to ignore the fact that i'm harder than a prosthetic leg
>she suddenly wants me to join her in the hottub
>"it's hot out anon, you'll catch heat stroke"
>i can't voice dissent on account of her heavy naturals swaying a little
>so in i go

Gonna continue this later today

>>151079215
If I was that boy, I'd smash.

>>151089785
>i'm moving like a tard trying not to let my boner show
>eventually, i make it in
>i sit on the other side of the hottub
>lucky me, the bubbles are on, so she cant see my tent
>unlucky me, she gets up and sits her fat ass right next to me
>im a shorty at this age, so my head is about level with her fat tits
>once again trying not to touch myself
>we keep chatting about this and that
>the whole time, her hand is on my shoulder
>then my arm
>then my thigh
>i can barely talk, ask her what she's doing
>"oh, nothing darling~"
>i can feel her tugging on my waistband
>my dick feels like its gonna explode
>next thing i feel is her fingers wrapped around my dong

I'm not into gilfs, but I can't deny it when it a character looks attractive.

>>151091828
It's the artist, not the character.

>>151091872
Its still a sexy gilf, so I don't think the distinction matters. Are you trying to tell me you jerk off to the "character" and not the image?

>>151091746
I'm liking where this is going.

>>151091746
>i last for two minutes
>i'm gawking at her rack the whole time
>eventually i just cant take it
>blast ropes into the bubbling water
>i'm in shock
>she's talking to me, but I cant hear her over the blood rushing in my ears
>even then, i knew i'd never forget this

>>151092215
Damn, who’s this hoe?

*Praying Jo is lurking and possibly finding inspiration for who to draw as a pregnant GILF*

>>151092675
Granny Dibble from 100% Wolf: Legend of the Moonstone.

>>151092281
>she takes me to the shower and helps me clean up
>we're in vague agreement that none of this can ever get out
>i have two more encounters with her before she passes of an aneurysm
>i weep at her funeral

>>151092710
Has he drawn some before? Would like to see.

>>151092898
Damn that bites, just for reference how would you describe her appearance?

>>151090456
>he doesn’t know

>>151093429
Long gray hair, sort of angular facial features. She was a health nut and worked out 24/7, so she had the ass of a pornstar. And, of course, the aforementioned huge jugs.
Her swimsuit was a lime green one-piece. She might've been a size too big, cause her tits practically overflowed from that thing.

>>151093415
He hasn't yet

>>151092710
Hou-Ting from Legend of Korra and Boss Liu from Hit Girl would be good choices

>>151095485
Revival Peggy Hill has potential
Barbara Pewterschmidt
Muriel Bagge
Inga Bittersweet

>>151095703
For some reason, they decided to give Peggy friggin dynamite bazoombas in the reboot

>>151096208
The kinds that would easily come in handy for being a surrogate and wet nurse

>>151096649
The kind that could start leaking through her shirt during a class.

>>151086899
>>151084039
She is a fake hag, but still very hot because of it. Eda is sexy honorary hag.

Now this is a hag!

>>151097229
God bless Jordi Lafebre... I felt like every panel was drawn specifically for ME

Is Miss Grimmwood haggish enough? Can't get a bead on how old she's meant to be.

>>151098224
Damn that’s a big ass

>>151075229 (OP)
Who let Eustace on the sassy computer?

>>151089785
>silver fox
Somehow I missed this and thought that she looked like Kahn's Mom from King of the Hill for this whole text.

>>151092710
Heeeh heeh heeh....

>>151097002
Or a lactation demonstration during a sex ed class

>>151099170
Or a demonstration of tittyfucking.

>>151099180
Maybe one leads into the other

>>151098356
made for plapping

>>151098331
very haggy
and very plappable

>>151099189
Of course. Nobody would be able to get through the lesson without popping a rager.

>>151095703
>Barbara Pewterschmidt
https://files.catbox.moe/rbskqd.png

>>151099535
Carter is a lucky man, as was Peter when he heard "Extra"

>>151099535
>peter fucked this
bastard

>>151095703
I want to see more CouragexMuriel, not enough of it out there.

Love how sexualized granny’s are in cartoons since no one sane would jerk off to them

>>151100827
Luckily, I aint sane

>>151075229 (OP)
technically rule 63 but imagine if we could have had unhinged grauntie content

>>151101924
That'd be a much better way to reflect Dipper and Mabel too with the older Pines twins.

>>151075229 (OP)
Hey OP, have you ever been raped?

>>151101967
We could have had
>episode where mabel and grauntie fran try to bond but cant understand each other since frans more practical and analytical and mabels more spontaneous and feelings oriented but then bond over their 'weird girl' vibes.
>episode where grauntie fran enters 'miss gravity falls' pagaent to win a huge cash prize, has to learn to be more graceful and congenial, maybe even have it be a mother daughter competition type deal with mabel and they have to compete against pacifica and her mom, they throw the comp for pacificas sake and even try to reach out to her mom who's also under pressure.
>bonding episode between her and wendy when wendy dates a really bad guy and fran is concerned because she sees the parrallels between her relationship with bill and wendy and this new boy taking advantage of her, que fran kicking dudes ass and having heartfelt moment with wendy opening up about her moms passing and fran offering to be there for her when she needs it
>fran becomes a substitute teacher for gravity falls high summer school, she tries to learn to interact with teenagers being horribly afraid of them and having flashbacks to highschool but then over does fitting in with them to the point of wearing hottopic clothes, saying slang and doing crimes, she has to knuckle down with them last minute to get them all to pass
>more general refrences to bill being her ex husband and how marriage is terrible
>anti fran is a wannabe beauty guru and part time vtuber
>general refrences by characters talking about 'dippers hot aunt'

>>151099781
Maybe he's the only one who can satisfy her when Eustace can't get it up and pregnancy's made it too hard to reach down there herself

>>151095703
>>151096208
I can't believe all it took was a little time-skip to make me fall for Mrs. Margaret Hill

>>151102687
>then bond over their 'weird girl' vibes.
That's exactly what I like to see, Auntie Ford being the crazy unpredictable one even when she's a straight laced nerd.

>>151103642
There's something about Sandra that makes me think if you say the right thing to her and her husband wasn't home, you might can get a handy.

>>151083476
>beifong sisters
>water aunt
>air mom
>korra's mom
The hag game in LoK was crazy.

>>151104786
I got a soft spot and a hard one for Pema.

Ruckus mom was hunting white cock like a good hag

>>151104561
https://files.catbox.moe/pinbnq.png

>>151104946
Aaaaayyy, my man mang!

Thank ye kindly, lol.

It would be a movie night, lol.

>>151104351
She spends a decade in Saudi Arabia and comes out a top tier gilf.

>>151103368
Her eyes are so small and those spots on her cheeks so prominent, I thought she was the grandma of the Powerpuff girls.

Anon the cookies are ready.

>>151105256
Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sloshing of those fat tits.

>>151075229 (OP)
That looks like Pokachu. Thats the opposite of what he usually draws.

>>151105256
Are they sloppy like your image too?

>>151105269
Regarding her, the choice is slob or garbage, like with most characters in hindsight.

>>151104946
chickpea really is a god among men

>>151105355
>like with most characters in hindsight.
Skill issues

>>151105668
Artists constantly complaining about AI made me realize what a giant ego they have, and often don't have the skill to back it up, so fuck em.

If only Peggy had cans like this...

>>151106102
woah ur so kewl

>>151105199
That bird wanted mommy daughter action

>>151106102
AI is gonna die, and everyone who already knew it was shit will enjoy never letting you lot live it down. Be ready faggot.

>>151075642
I’m surprised no one’s posted Granny Goodness

>>151108926
>>151075557

I'd plow Linda and her mom

>>151109606
Why stop there?

Get all 3.
https://files.catbox.moe/p5i8g8.png

>>151109624
this ai slop?

>>151109624
Tight, BB has some cool gilfs
https://files.catbox.moe/m11paj.jpeg

>>151109658
Lol, no.

Curious what part of it makes it seem that way though.

>>151109781
>Tight, BB has some cool gilfs
Indeed indeed
Though this doodle isnt exactly a Gilf.
https://files.catbox.moe/p753ts.png

>>151109624
Low hanging apples, call that granny delicious.
>because that's hip-hop

>>151109814
OH YES
OH HELL YES

>>151109624
describe this to me

>>151109814
>"Kids, I will NOT be helpin' you with your erections. That's a job for your mommas."

>>151110364
Its a doodle i did of Linda, her mom and sister, lol.

>>151109624
Ahhh Gayle my beloved.

>>151110087
We talking Burger titties now?

>>151110943
Only the fattest and heaviest

>>151110517
damn

>>151111029
BIGGER

>>151111079
Bitch deserves to be naked
https://files.catbox.moe/2oe5zg.jpg

>>151111125
Bitch needs a boost to her cupsize.

>>151109624
Bob could have a threesome with Linda and Gayle at any time and he choses not to

>>151110439
>unless I see you at Pickles, then Momma is hands on.

>>151104455
Oh she for sure has a manic streak

>>151099147
Which one tickles your fancy the most?

>>151111520
Possessed by Billie or just a feral horny drunk? I literally can't tell the difference.

>>151101924
>>151101967
>>151104455
>>151111520
This one fan Eva Roze had a GORGEOUS OC I wish she'd done more with

>>151111605
Lol i think both fran and ford have an affinity for vodka or gin based on the decanter in their room, bill and billie just make it worse.
>>151111657
They did such super cute drawings

>>151075229 (OP)
old church ladies

>>151076035
Fucked an Indian woman that was thirty years older than me. Best sex I ever had. Holy fuck could she ride a dick. We must have burned through three condoms that night.

>>151105256
God forgive me…….for what I’m about to image search…..

>>151111263
Yep.

>>151111566
aaah, maybe not the most, but I've been dropping doodles int he thread.

>>151105268
It IS pokachu and you would be surprised just how many older ladies he's done. I mean, Yzma for crying out loud.

>>151112240
Got a story behind that? Indian grannies are underrated

>>151101924
>>151101967
Semi-related, I commissioned an artist to draw an aged-up Mabel and I deliberately wanted her to have traits like a girl version of Stan.
Glasses, fuller figure, etc.

>>151113278
Check this shit out anon.
THICK THIGHS TELL ME LIES

>>151113037
Went to a sex club, she approached me, we went to the back rooms with beds, and we fucked. It was cute the way she kept lying about her age. We fucked a few more times before we lost contact.

>>151113278
Cute!
>>151113368
Fem stan would hag maxx to the extreme, basically aunt slappy at that point.

Also here's an old lady fight I forgot was in my sketches

>>151112669
Which one do you think is most deserving of being knocked up?

>>151113574
Nice, how thicc are we talking?

>>151112240
good man

>>151096097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdqL4MWrppo

>>151114955
Green cheeks AND black sass? Need that shit
https://files.catbox.moe/v37pis.jpeg

>>151114955
Sex

>>151106779
Imagine the threesome

>>151116233
I would if the thought if it didn't kill the thread

>>151116860
But it didn't, >>151115008 did

>>151116889
Look like it was >>151116876 this time

The old chick from when the wind blows has some nice knockers

Saw someone doing some art of Leshawna's grandma, not sure how lewd is too lewd. I'd love to draw some stuff with her too.

https://files.catbox.moe/h435aj.png

>>151118903
As long as it's in a catbox link, it can be as lewd as you want.

>>151118903
>Leshawna's grandma
I don't remember her at all

>>151113278
Post full image if you have it

>>151114203
Hmm...Miss Forcible?

>>151115008
This one is better.
https://files.catbox.moe/8xo4pl.png

>>151120370
Forcible's already got huge jugs. Imagine how much they'd blow up if you knocked her up.

>>151120155
That one is just a headshot but here's one that's a little more.
Look up bigmelonart on paheal or Twitter for more.

>>151120535
All the more reason to do it

>>151120535
Sure.

Probably barely could close her robes.

>>151121765
If not because of the size, then definitely because her robe would get soaked with milk.

>>151122240
Indeed.

>>151120635
cute

>>151075229 (OP)
Built for young studs