Thread 151088483

>Absolutely sodomized the Spider fandom like a Prison Guard on a power trip.
>Writes arguably one of the most hated ASM runs in the history of the character.

Gifted with the first Marvel/DC crossover in decades.

He did the job they wanted him to do. Fans not liking it is their own problem.

>>151088561
I would say it should be their problem if people stop buying it, but their commitment to ending USM despite it almost always outselling ASM for the last two years shows that sales mean nothing to them anymore.

>>151088766
>Sales means nothing to them.
They really don’t. Disney keeps the lights on so they can keep churning out ideas for them to adapt into movies. The day superhero popularity completely collapses (except for Spider-Man. Peoople will always go watch his films, but Disney doesn’t own his movie rights), Marvel Comics will be in serious trouble.

>>151089041
Is the message more important than sales? If so, what is the message in keeping Peter and MJ apart? Anti- Marriage? is it becuase they are a white couple?

>>151089543
most spider-cuck fans are losers who cant keep a woman. they want him to be relatable

>>151089570
this is such wierd concept. Like wouldn't you want him to have a succesful relationship with a Hot women that puts up with his bullshit.

>>151089543
>If so, what is the message in keeping Peter and MJ apart?
Modern Marvel is run by divorced men. Since they can't be happy they project their misery onto their fans.

>>151089543
>? If so, what is the message in keeping Peter and MJ apart?

The message is "Fuck you and your entire ancestral line, and fuck everything you care about, you're just a dumb fucking cow that exists to be milked of rage and misery. Suffer for us, you piece of shit. We laugh at your pain. We feed on your pain. We grow strong on your pain."

>>151088483 (OP)
and you will buy the comic like the fucking sheep you are

>>151088561
If you don't think that Marvel deliberately trying to make their audience mad is a problem then you're either insane, or a company shill desperately trying to pretend this is a fine and normal way for people creating a product to behave.

>>151089696
I simply stopped caring. Wells has been open about how its not the run he wanted to do and that he had to do it to make editorial happy.
There's no reason to expend energy on making myself angry when I can just read a fanfic or something where they're happy or continue my re-read of early ASM and SSM.

>>151089560
>>151088483 (OP)
>>151089672
marywhorefags btfo to kingdom come

>>151089696
You sound a little triggered.
Maybe you just might be part of the problem.

>>151089672
You must be mentally impaired if you think anyone here's buying them.

>>151088483 (OP)
Fact is Paul generated hype and discussion. Expect Paul to remain a thorn in Pete and MJ for many years to come. Zeb Wells is on an upward trajectory thanks to Paul. Arigato Paul-san...

>>151090859
>hype and discussion.
'This is stupid shit that no one should buy'
'I agree'
Is not hype. It's barely discussion.

>>151090859
Paul doesnt sell comics, he has been a burden to both MJ, Venom and Dylan Brock. Dylan and MJ should be getting more screentime with each other, but Paul is there so we have to deal with that. the whole point of all new venom should have been MJ developing a deep Maternal connection to dylan and then having it blow up in her face when the truth is revealed. But Al Ewing wants to keep Paul around beacuse "We're writing adults."

All of the discussion surrounding paul is related to the general incompetance of Spider Editorial.

Batman deadpool crossover and Marvel zombies was underwelming.

wow guys paul rapes dylan in the next issue i heard it from insider leaks in poland and my polish sources say gwenschizo norman anti gwenschizo anti anti gwenschizo polishpedoschizo marywhore poland polish gwen norman omd
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>>151091086
>>151091117
My normalfag friends that never read or pirate big 2 floppies or trades know who paul is. Sure they are seething about it since they are petecuck but its the first time they bothered to care about what was happening in an actual american comic and not in a shitty game, movie or cartoon. Paul bring eyeballs.

>>151091169
this thread was started 5 hours and 30 minutes before your comment. What the hell took you so long?

>>151091209
Counterpoint, my normalfag friends have never heard of Paul. They don't even know about BND/OMD

>>151090859
>PaulFAGS actually believe this.

>>151088483 (OP)
>why is manga outselling us?

>>151088483 (OP)
>>151089763
>>151090859
I'm sure you faggots.had a nice and lonely Halloween yesterday.

>>151091235
Better yet, why do American comic book creators pretend that the success of Manga is also their success? They had nothing to do with it and they aren't even seen as compation.

>>151091265
*competition.

>>151088483 (OP)
Paulbros, its looking TOUGH. Paulbros, it's looking ROUGH.

Paul should rape this kid...

>>151088483 (OP)
>Gifted with the first Marvel/DC crossover in decades.
>People thought it was shit as Zeb fumbles yet another opportunity
Hilarious!
Oh

>>151088483 (OP)
>>151089672
>>151089763
>>151090560
>>151090859
This sounds more like Marvel employee copium. Things must be really bad internally if they're resorting to this.

>>151091265
They have to dunk on the silly chinese drawings to satisfy the few boomers still reading this shit.

>>151091315
Disney is probably getting ready to offshore their jobs.

>>151088483 (OP)
How could he fuck up things with that SNL baddie?

>>151091386
Just look at him. The man is clearly a moron on crack.

>>151091225
>>151091235
That's good and all but America comics were declining before manga dominated the markets way back in the 90s.
>>151091260
No need to project dude.

>>151091442
Manga didn't dominate the market in the 90s, it was the 00s.

>>151091235
I'm sure Akira Yoshida is proud of his fellow countrymen.

>>151088766
USM ended because regardless of its sales its still a part of the Ultimate line, which was so poorly managed that despite individual books popularity, every writer besides Camp wanted off, even Hickman wanted to pass USM off to someone else.
Because of that it was decided to just end the line after the big showdown.

>>151091479
That what I said, comics were declining in the 90s before manga was big in the states.

>>151091493
Thank god, those books were decompressed even by modern standards and the real time gimmick was retarded.

>>151091493
It was because guys in the backrooms like Brevoort and Lowe were being envious little faggots. It always comes back to them.

>>151091564
And yet, it was still better than ASM. That's why it had to go.

>>151091580
Nope, the creatives decided to end it and it was getting mogged by the absolute line.

>>151091593
It was their best sellilng comic. Now, everything else is getting mogged by Absolute again.

Imagine Nick Lowe looking at the sales charts and going "These Spider-Fags think they're SOOOO smart. Well, what if I tear off my own balls... and EAT 'em! Hnggheffrrshlop!"

Face it dude, your bosses are retarded.

>>151091593
To be fair, Hickman did write USM fully thinking that it would get handed off to another writer when he was done and so he was legitimately surprised by them ending it

>>151091593
They should really kill off Brevoort's X-Men since it's getting mogged by literally everything else out there, then, Absolute Included.

>>151091648
The whole 'it was the CREATIVES who decided this' is retarded because it's pretty clear that neither Deniz Camp nor Peach Momoko wanted it to end and Hickman also presumed it would continue with another writer. It's just PR speak, the creators are held at gunpoint and obliged to tow the party line.

The truth is, it really was just a bunch of jealous cucks, faggots, retards, pedophiles, and most disgusting of all... polacks that killed off their only real success in years.

>new comic line makes us money
>the competition's line makes marginally more money
>REEE FAILURE CANCEL IT
Marvel is run by ABSOLUTE retards.
Or they think we are retards to drink that kool aid.

>>151091696
>Or they think we are retards to drink that kool aid.
That's what they're hoping for. That we're all just as dumb as they are.

>>151089659
And they have your ass hooked up to the milk machine by your on volition. You guys can walk away at any time but you can't because you LOVE being milked

>>151091732
Dude, we just pirate your crappy books during the story times. I'm not buying your shit, Lowe, so stop acting smug. I'm just pointing and laughing.

When money doesn't matter, then the only thing that matters is people's validation and acclaim. That's why Paul failed. People were making too much of fun of him, and by association, them. Now he's Dylan's gimp. The people who think Paul is going to rape Dylan are retarded. That's not what's happening.

Dylan is raping Paul.

>>151091724
The reason Gwenschizo keeps flailing and failing is because he assumes that everyone else has a Polish person's average level of intelligence, and is thus a mental cripple just like himself.

>>151091442
Go kill yourself.

Greetings. It is me, your friendly neighborhood PAUL UP!

>>151091691
They asked for two years worth of stories and they got two years, if they wanted more they should have planned for that instead of just turning that shit into another Krakoa shithole.

>>151092399
Hey man sorry your halloween sucked. But its not really relevant to the topic of the thread.

>>151091696
The line wasn’t a failure
Hickman set the 2yr line thinking another set of writers would take over especially since it was so popular
It wasn’t until a year later that they said nope, it’s dead, Jim

>>151092455
So basically Krakoa 2.0, Marvel actually learned from that shitshow. If the new crop of writers were Deniz Camp tier than we were saved from some Ultimate Cringe.

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>mephisto

>>151092489
Maybe you should stop having a fit dude. People are going to make these threads, and if they don't, Gwenschizo already will. He's already back at it again because nobody's paying enough attention to his X-Men storytimes. Maybe you can post and validate him *there* if you think it'll help his emotional well-being.

>>151092437
Fuck you faggot. Who really gives a fuck about this thread's topic anyway?

>>151092531
shut up gwenschizo omd isn’t canon you polish freak we know it’s you

>>151092552
Civilized fans, not butt-mad petecuck fans that are still seething because they can't self insert.

>>151092949
>Paul gets treated like Peter for like all of ten issues and all his fans spiral out of control and vow to rape and kill Al Ewing

I don't think people who actually like Spider-Man comics are the self-inserters here.

>>151093031
I get the impression that freelancers are starting to catch on that certain people at Marvel editorial aren't really helping them

>>151091691
They asked Momoko and Hickman if they wanted to do more and they said no. That loser Deniz Camp was the only person who wanted to keep at it. The line ended because they didn't have any pitches or creative teams they could get excited about so it was better to end it on an event-sales high note than continue limping on with lousy books most people wouldn't have any interest in buying.

>>151093360
So Deniz claims, likely because Cebulski started blubbering and said "FIX THIS FOR ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

>>151093398
He's a freelancer, he's under no obligation to defend the company's decisions. That would be more credible if it were coming from an editor or someone with an exclusive contract.

>>151093413
Oh yeah, just bite the hand that feeds and kill off your ability to work with these people ever again that's effortless to do, he was definitely under no coercion. You're VERY smart.

>>151093413
>As a freelancer on a work-for-hire basis, he actually has more freedom and power, he can alienate half the industry whenever he wants

>>151093360
>>151093413
This stupid kind of arguing reminds me of the time someone on here was violently insistent that Nick Spencer intended the ending of his last arc to be the way it is and that he never intended to retcon OMD when it was obvious.

>>151092563
You do realize what chain of events this event will cause right? oh yes this will bring marvel one step closer to doing a full reboot of the 616 marvel universe it's coming anon and very soon now. And then you wll have a alive harry and Gwen only this time they will be the real ones not clones.

>>151089725
>I simply stopped caring
Behold, one of the two sane people ITT

>>151093911
The best course of action is to simply ignore DC and Marvel altogether especially Marvel given how bad they are now. At least DC is trying to be better I will give them that much credit.

>>151093491
>>151093511
He can simply not say anything at all.

>>151093869
>Gwen and Harry.
Nah, they are bringing Richard and May over. Gwen is dead, forever. Harry too.

>>151094153
Not if he's told to say something.

>>151093869
Too many people found your X-Men storytimes boring, I guess. So now you come limping back home here, as a failure!

>>151096454
Pedophiles are bad at storytimes, that's just a sad fact of life.

>makes self-inserters seethe with impotent rage
>this one single panel is responsible for an immeasurable amount of butthurt
Paul is the most based Spider-Man character in decades

>>151096436
I don't think the Fix The World guy is going to be a pathetic corporate slave, taking it without complaint. He's raise a big stink about it and then go indie, he doesn't need Marvel.

>>151097204
Something something late stage capitalism. And probably, he's convinced it'll really help the other boys in the office too.

>>151097034
The moment he got a tenth of the crap Peter had to deal with for years people either abandoned him in mass or else swore a fatwa against Al Ewing and his entire family.

Even Gwenschizo supposedly doesn't like Paul anymore. When his biggest unironic dicksucker is tired of him, it's time to pack it in. Paulbros, it's just never been more paulover.

>>151097749
If Paul rapes Dylan, Gwenschizo will like him again.

bump

Is this no-lifer loser still sperging out about "muh self-inserters" and spamming the same gay shit over and over? Jesus Christ, what a worthless existence, may as well commit suicide.

>>151088483 (OP)
What is it about Paul that makes him resonate so strongly for Polish people, and child molesters?

>>151097034
>>makes self-inserters seethe with impotent rage
>through the self insert of the head editor
Why are Spider-Man threads always filled with those who have no investment in the subject?

>this thread
I mean this thread.

outside your 4chan echocamber nobody knows this characteres. Only peter parker and mary jane are the spider-man characters

>>151103880
Why do you have no investment in the subject?

>>151103056
Luke and Jessica honestly seem like they have a dead bedroom

>>151096836
Not a Pedophile you idiot.

>>151097034
Why choose months after breakup to beat a horse so dead that it's now rotting?

>>151104663
Then why are you bad at storytimes huh? Checkmate!

>>151096454
>Too many people found your X-Men storytimes boring, I guess. So now you come limping back home here, as a failure!
boring you say? if you think you are so smart then let's see you do a storytime which will peak ones interest.good luck with that especially when it comes to spider-man. Must be tough to do now that 616 MJ is a cheater and USM is ending the moment MJ fucked Paul is when fans stopped giving a shit about her. When it comes to Gwen things are different since sins past is no longer canon so you see in the end gwen fags win and you lose.

>>151104695
>Then why are you bad at storytimes huh
The hell do you mean by that a storytime is but a storytime at any rate I don't see you making a effort in doing a storytime.

>>151104683
Her face is so funny in this art. It's like a mix of a hawaaian native with some kind of goat-person.

>>151094768
the current history of 616 marvel universe is irrelevant the armageddon event will start the beginning of the end for it. Eventually it will be destroyed what will follow next is a big bang explosion in which everything will start all over again but with major differences. For mutants this makes no difference for they will survive the end of the old 616 universe since they are gods and thefore they will ascend their throne room which is heaven with pride they are eternal they rest are not.

>>151105057
>the current history of 616 marvel universe is irrelevant
>I am also a shill for 616 marvel characters
Make up your mind schizo.

>>151104771
Sorry, I don't storytime for pedophiles. Ask someone else.

>>151105094
I have made up mind here is what will happen once the bing bang occures it will give birth to a new universe in which it wll spawn many earths. On these earths events will unfold similarly to the OG univserse on one earth Gwen or harry never died on another Gwen Stacy becomes the Green Goblin and norman is her son. Mutants will no be part of it since the survivors of the previous universe will simply stay in heaven and watch events unfold from above. Which makes sense since why should gods get involved with anything let them enjoy their heaven.

>>151088483 (OP)
>Gifted with the first Marvel/DC crossover in decades.
Fortnite?

>>151105201
if you are not going to contribute to the site then get the fuck out of here. We don't need the likes of you around here.

>>151105230
>You think you're genuinely contributing
What the fuck does storytiming "What if Dark... Spider-Gwen" for the eight-hundredth time out of nowhere even contributing? Did you actually think you were helping? You're genuinely stupid! God, Polacks are the stupidest fucking people on Earth. Get the fuck out of here man, I don't want to talk to retards anymore.

>>151105294
contribute to the site like I do or piss off.

>>151105300
Tell me what you contribute

>>151105294
>What the fuck does storytiming "What if Dark... Spider-Gwen"
I haven't done a storytime of that in ages you are off your marbles get the fuck out of here.

>>151105318
Tell me what it is you think you contribute. I want to laugh at you.

>>151088483 (OP)
can somebody leak the future of spiderman comics. Like what are they planning?

>>151106953
Nothing good

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>>151107336
Paul kills Peter's aunt

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>>151108605
What’s this schizophrenic shit? Did polishpedoschizo have a mental breakdown?

>>151108612
ignore it and just the thread die.

>>151108632
Tag the word "self insert" in your meltdown too.

>>151108946
You people are idiots and mayyou root forever you were stupid enought to make another paul

>>151108686

Oh tought luck there nobody gave a shit and everyone ignored it.

>>151109115
I was trying to help you for your meltdown. Make up your mind schizo.

>>151109143
>paul rapes dylan
>one more day
>gwenschizo
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>rape dylan
>one more day x men thread

>>151109293
You refuse to make up your mind schizo.

>>151109293
hey buddy guess work you trick didn't work your thread stlll has no replies i guess you are fucked

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>>151109379
Hehe bump

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>>151088483 (OP)
What was his deal. Who even is he?

Why is the fucking Polack so obsessed with Paul raping Dylan?

>>151110632
mary jane watson and peter parker are spider man, together. some faggot toad loser made it his mission to destroy thier marriage. when they couldn't do that through the WRITERS and STORYTELLERS he mandated Peter sell his marriage to the devil to save a character who had already been killed off in ASM 400 (But then brought back from the dead becuase another asshole writer had no respect for what came before, but hey "Comics" as an art form is an improvisational act between one writer to the next right? FUCK YOU!) Nick spencer tried to get them back together and it was nice. Then Zeb wells and NIck lowe Torpedoed all of that and said "Get Sodomized MJ/Peter Bros, "I'M NOT LEAVING HIM" and here is a taste of black cat, but nope she is gay or whatever, She's just a port in the Storm!"

Mary Jane was stuck in another dimension where all the other humans were dead and where time moved faster. she then finds a pair of kids with the guy responsible for the destruction of that world: AND STARTS A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM!?!?!

Tom Holland needs to suffer for not speaking out against this!

>>151111532
>Tom Holland needs to suffer for not speaking out against this

>"I can't believe we're on a daaa-te~!"
>"Imagine what our kids would look like!?"
>"6 kids!"
Zeb Wells sissies...got cucked by the BUFFALO!? SHE CHECKED THOSE B-DUBS?!

>>151111898
If the buffalo can come back from extinction then Spider-Man can too. We just need our own Ted Turner.

>>151111898
>MFW the Buffalo's name is also Paul.
I knew it.