Thread 151109096

Would /co/ last more than 3 minutes with Bitsy?

>>151109096 (OP)
we should run a train on that mouse

What M i C e
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C a R p e T?

>>151109107
You would crush her...

>Short form cancer like this will encourage more and more people to think TTRPGs are all about being a degenerate unfunny asshole all the time when even the retards these shorts are based on sometimes do other things as well
Sure is fun.

>>151109196
TTRPG'S like this always happen if someone is. The group has adhd. Which is like 70% of the TTRPG community

>>151109196
Joyless faggot.

>>151109096 (OP)
Hell no, did you see what she did to that possum? There's be nothing left of you by the time she's done.

>>151109096 (OP)
This shit is way more entertaining than Critical Roll but HOLY FUCKING HELL is Mike obnoxious. That clown character he did was fucking torture.

I liked Gricko, though.

>>151110091
That's only because she was told not to kill him.

>>151109096 (OP)
Bitsy is a combination of /b/ /pol/ /k/ and /x/

I fear for the life of anyone who would attempt to fuck her.

>>151110138
>the obnoxious character designed to be obnoxious is obnoxious
>anon doesn’t get the joke/doesn’t find it funny
>blames the actor
Posts like this remind me that 50% of the global population are barely sapient.

Bitsy is hot

>>151109196
Better than the soft theater kids who want to play lesbian muscle mommy orcs and zesty tiefling bards

>>151110986
They're both still theatre kids.

>>151111151
It depends if they're playing "heckin chaos gremlin" or Darkbrood the crass and racist mercenary. If they're playing more like Lobo then they're probably not a theatre kid, but if they're starting chaos but in a gay Tumblr way that's the problem

Bros I hate when I get randomly recommended something I never seen before on youtube or whatever and ignore it and then an hour latter its got a thread on 4chan. I hate the antichrist

>>151109096 (OP)
I enjoy the shorts and I enjoy ttg, but will I enjoy the live action sessions?

>>151111534
Meh i dont like looking at the irl people plus the dm is a fat chick.

>>151110986
Journey to the quest? I like the one with the raccoon dm

>>151111666
I wasn't basing it on any particular group, but it's kind of funny there's one that matches the description

He did nothing wrong

>>151111728
Who is he

>>151111666
The Io cast is honestly my favorite. Having a bunch of players who are used to those hardcore games they play makes everything go very smoothly. Brett (the DM) does a good job of not letting things get out of hand and his players don't get off course often and take clues and hints well.

Players are good too, Tomato as Carter fucking kills me.

>>151109116
A DREAD AGAINST THE DM

>>151109196
and this is why I watch World of Io instead. At least these have a campaign and a plotline with comedy while playing the character and not just people being degenerate because it's funny or just to go "viral".

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g2a5kKbehDQ

>>151111534
DnD stream campaigns are literally (LITERALLY) never entertaining outside of the shorts highlighting the only funny 5 minutes out of a 2+ hour session

>>151109096 (OP)
>"The mouse speak only lies"
>>151111728
>>151112584
Shitmouth Shitjaws?
>>151113290
>Carter
Carver

I need more peak expressions

>>151111534
I had witchlight on as background noise for a long time, it has some fun moments but its mostly just hat, background noise

>>151109096 (OP)
This shit has a fandom?

>>151110138
Chuckles is dead for a reason but all the shorts are the perfect amount of Chuckles. Like any clown, he's funny in small doses. Get over it. Even they knew they over did it and he's not in most of the new campaigns.

>>151110138
Chuckles is hilarious, I don't know what your own about. He's so corny he loops back around to being amazing.

>The Cata-COOMs?
>COOMS? You Say?
Fucking lost it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g0WfagnEfRU

Can someone here explain the difference between lemons and lemon juice?

We can still enjoy a witty joust.

>>151115165
Ygor has to be my favorite character they've done

>>151115194
well one is the lemon and the other is a liquidy juice thing.

>>151114975
...well let's not be hasty.

>>151109096 (OP)
Why she looking like that

>>151109096 (OP)
Lewd

>>151109096 (OP)
I actually joined the kickstarter for picrel
The adventures are okay, oddle human focused instead of the regions they created
What hilarious is just the amount of blatant Plagiarism and ripoffs
>you can play as the Skaven from Warhammer Fantasy including their wacky science and plague monks
>Nerubians from Warcraft
>one of the major monsters is the monster from the Horror movie The Ritual
>many bosses are stolen from League of Legends including Tahm Kench but hes a Gator instead of a Catfish, Fiddle Sticks and Yorick but hes and Orc that looks like Thrall from Warcraft

>>151109196
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JyOmdFQJew4
if laughing at this is wrong i dont want to be right.

>>151110138
Mikey isn't the problem, he was tasked with coming up with a shitty annoying clown you'd want to punch to death on the spot and achieved his goal. The Christmas oneshot where he ended up as a kenku slowly building up a bank of phrases to use while doing passable imitations of each character really showed off his range.

>>151115165
MIKEY WAS LAUGHING AT GENTLE RELEASE ON YOUR FACE!!

>>151110138
Klutzy was always the better clown

>>151116501
Go back to clown hell klutzy this is a Peggy board.

Would you rather fight one gorilla sized krampus or 50 krampus sized gorillas

>>151109193
She has the crusher feat.

>>151115214
>"THE BELL TOLLS! IN THE CATHEDRAL! OF THE DEAD!"
>"I MUST AWAY!"

>>151116534
>AGAIN? You must "away" again?

>Bitsy
>Peggy
>Hazel
Fuck marry kill

>>151109385
>Painting to all as retards to defend his group of giga retards
Every time

>>151116557
fuck peggy, marry hazel, kill bitsy.

its the only way to be sure.

>>151116541
Ygor is fucking great
I hope their animator will animate his attempt to flirt with Bitsy when he first met her and thought she was a fellow rat someday

>>151110138
>Can't appreciate ghost clown.
Why even live?

>>151111563
>plus the dm is a fat chick.
I fail to see the problem.

>>151116349
>What hilarious is just the amount of blatant Plagiarism and ripoffs
That just comes with the territory at thus point.
The logo is just the Warhammer Bad Moon.

Grandma NUT

So who is the funniest of the group? I think theyre all capable of being funny but Mikey and Derek stand out in particular because they can come up with really hilarious shit on the fly
>UPPER PLANES TO HUMANOID
>it's called sang-arrhea
>DONT LET THIS KRAKEN BE A SQUIDNAPPER
>what mice i n t h e c a r p e t

>>151117580
She's still...KiCkIn' ArOuNd!

>>151117815
Derek can perfectly execute those bits on the fly and keep a straight face the whole time, I have mad respect for that. Mikey is a great improviser as well and can pull off damn near flawless impressions of the others on the table, which is testament for how long they've been friends. That's part of what makes them kind do well, they know exactly the kind jokes that'll set each other off and will make them no matter how hard the DM tries to refocus. Also I can't believe this thread has gone on this long without mentioning Torbek.

>>151117966
Just another day for Torbek...

>>151117580
Did chuckles ever pay her a visit?

TORBEKS GONNA LEGUUUUUUUUUMMEE

>>151117991
The snail racing bit was great, the animation stretches the truth of what happened so it worth watching the full thing as well.

>>151118218
Look man Torbek had never asked the snail for ANYTHING ever before.

>>151117966
Derek is a fucking comedy assassin.

>>151117966
One day Dereck will kill this man: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LNL3W4UdBwg

>>151118406
it's so weird to see someone just flat out say a lie like this, usually they try to justify it or it holds up in some context but for this you're just plain wrong

dude is arguably one of the funniest fuckers there

>>151117815
I personally think Mikey is the funniest, followed closely by Andy and Derek

>>151118477
You misunderstood me, his comedy comes out so precisely and unexpectedly it's like an assassination.

>>151117580
>TORBEK'S GONNA LEGUME!!!

I think Mace is going to have a heart attack in one of these.

Mike definitely uses 4chan

>>151118738
considering the sheer amount of baneposting he used to do, I'd say it's likely

>>151118622
oh I see, yes good thank you, I was concerned for a moment. my bad

>>151109096 (OP)
Some of their clips are pretty funny, and their animator does some good visual gags too... But I am so sick of them already.

>>151118825
Brian no work good, communication difficult

They got to play with Shaggy. That's cute.

>>151109096 (OP)
Would

Best parts:

>Anything with Ygor
>Running joke of Mace accidentally killing clowns
>Running joke of Chuckles talking to someone on the phone, only to reveal the person he has supposedly been talking to has been dead for years
>"North is whichever direction you're facing"
>Gryla
>Bitsy's peanut allergies

>>151118465
Derek and Mikey definitely have a running bet on who hospitalises Mace first, notable entries:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOmdFQJew4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jDEuk3Z2_54
(I was gonna post the one you did, that one clearly did damage)

>>151114875
Shooch is a pretty talented artist. He can draw pretty realistic anatomy when he wants to, and actively chooses not to.

>>151120267
You didn't see the beezleberries yet have you?

>>151117815
Nikki's pretty underrated in how she can swap between serious DM to the most unhinged of the group on a dime. She's always keeping you on your toes because you NEVER know when she'll flip between them.
https://youtube.com/shorts/PlSMizTUvEg?si=tcGYXyeYXxnrke4a

>>151111534
They have a wide enough variety of genres in the campaigns that you'll find one you like.

>>151116597
I am chomping at the bit to see "Ygor saves himself for the sluts on the street" animated

JEAN-CLAUDE I DO NOT NAME THE GOONS!

>>151121597
Peggy's existence is just an extended revenge plot against Mikey

>>151121597
>>151122067
Are we gonna find out why they call her Peggy?

>>151109096 (OP)
TORBEK'S A BIG HAIRY MUSHROOM, JUST LIKE TORBEK'S BIG HAIRY MUSHROOM

I’m surprised there isn’t more fanart