Thread 151123301

Pilot Being Fucking Greenlit edition
Previous announcement: >>151106852

Oh!

first for 8ritish people hate

>>151123301 (OP)
Everyone I am going to go back to when hussie made the kickstarter and tell him what happens in the next 15 years so you are all going to cease to exist but the alpha will live on happier

I want Vriska to do unspeakable things to my mind body & soul

>>151121325
hell fucking yeah I did more

>>151123525
Prince of Space alert

>>151123319
someone needs to make this hussie reviving homestuck or some shit

>>151123525
fuckin6 nice

>>151123525
Lmao

what is homestuck

>>151123597
basically a bunch of kids play a video game that destroys the world. it has a lot of teen romance drama and angst

>>151123301 (OP)
hell yesssssss

>>151123597
You don't wanna know.

>>151123588
that is an exceptionally good Rose

>>151123597
>what is homestuck
HOT TEENZ IN UR AREA [->->->CLICK NOW<-<-<-]

>>151123478
Too late dude I already tried, fucker wouldn't listen and then the dead me's started piling up.
Apparently any timeline where Hussie doesn't fuck up is a doomed timeline and this is already the alpha timeline.

>>151123662
Then I will have to retcon.

>>151123662
I've told you all a thousand times. The 4/13 comic IS the doomed timeline for us. Homestuck was meant to be 4/10. Changing that doomed everything.

>>151123597
Web comic with animated bits, interactive bits, and walls of text stuck in and around it.

>>151123734
this is dope

>>151123597
webcomic about a video game that ends the world

>>151123795
fatty spider........

>>151123597
Porn assets

>>151123795
I'm using for flat vriska but this is nice. You know the artist?

>>151123555
I know for a fact somebody made that exact image a few threads ago but I forgot to save it and now I can't find it. Happy hunting.

>>151123478
He will do 1 of 2 things
1. Post slurs on the MSPA website to offend his socially conscious fans
2. Make the entire thing clown themed and Equius and Nepeta become main characters from the dead because it's funny

>>151123904
soldierexclipse

>>151124008
Both of those are better than this

I will also tell my past self to bet all my money of trump 2016 and 2024

its okay to draw the kid characters in smut as long they are aged up and with big bazonkas and body proportions, ok got it.

>>151124541
>not wanting shota John

If this show actually goes through I will be amazed, seeing as that pilot has barely scraped by 2 mil over 2 months on top of being shit

>>151124558
there is so many things i want but i need to contain myself ig
cuz of the woke

>>151123301 (OP)
>positive energy
Until there's a contract written down, that's nothing.

I want Renity to look at my penis like this

>>151124558
Shota John/Mom Lalonde

>>151124708
Hell yes to this

>>151124781
Classic image

>>151124678
sorry that rust poon is for sea dwellers only

>>151123349
MONSTER

2 billion to the Amporaposting fund.

>>151124678
this is how she will look at your penis

this is my thread now

>>151123301 (OP)
Did hussie actually emerge from his cum cocoon to talk to somebody? Cause I gotta imagine that they aren't going to trust anything if they can't actually talk to his ass.

>>151125499
Yeah

Hey artfriends with fanventures, im trying to get a hold on the homestuck artstyle, any tips and suggestions you can give?
Im looking mostly for art advise such as the type of brushes i should use to give it that pixelated style & some colouring tips..

>Get to the end of the current pages on the OG site
I could have been mocking Hussie for 13 years
Oh well.

>>151125743
seconded. I would also like to know, just in case I do somethin6

>>151125743
seconded. I would also like to know, just in case I do somethin6

>>151125743
>type of brushes
If you're using photoshop, Hard Round pencil and shave it by hand when needed, if you're using CSP, Real G pencil. If youre using anything else, I guess hard round without anti-aliasing?

>>151125817
there is this ones i use for reference

https://www.tumblr.com/littlestpetgoth/724312147924074496/can-you-reupload-that-one-mspfa-style-tutorial-you

>>151125743
The mspfa discord has a really good and active channel on this. The curves on the women guardians in there are insane

>>151125938
oh nice. i'll check it out. thx 8ro

>>151125988
That is one suggestively raised eyebrow
But it means fat chicks

>>151125743
Give that shit up, you're stunting any artistic development by trying to replicate a shitty old pixel webcomic's style for a few faves on mspfa

>>151125988
link to the mspfa discord?

Man why didn't I read John Ruins A Wedding sooner? This shit is hilarious.

>>151125938
Thanks for this, I will use it later

>>151126080
Do you need me to prechew it for you? Here comes the airplane! You can find it on the top bar of the mspfa main page.
>>151126055
This isn't a terrible point. All simple artstyles are best done as capable art simplified down (that's what homestuck does). One thing the pilot is missing is a sense or 3d perspective. Even with the isometric view the characters, especially in hero mode always had a sense of depth.

>>151123481

Same tbqhwy

>>151126099
oh this is good

>>151126389
GODDAMN those titties are so big they're beyond canon!!!!!!!!

>>151126450
they really captured Caliborn's inane bullshit speak.

does john ruins a wedding ending up with john getting with dave or nobody gets with nobody in the end?

>>151126592
it's not finished yet

>>151126772
hmmm okay, so its made by the same person that made karkat goes to a convention? seems really similar in tone and writing.

>>151126505

Of all the things that are canon, these are the canoniest.

>>151126906
Kill Vriska. Murder Vriska. Curb stomp Vriska. Slam dunk Vriska into a trash can.

>>151126998
this, 8ut unironically

>>151127015
Please, no more 8rother wars.

>>151127043
sorry, i'm easily riled up

>>151126998
>>151127015
Vriska's genuine reaction when her Mind Control doesn't work on me (I'm not tired)

>Pilot Being Fucking Greenlit
I don’t recall doing anything so heinous as to deserve this.
Must be preemptive punishment for something I do in the future.

>>151127218
it's not a 6uarentee. all they said is that thin6s are "looking positive" not that it's been officially greenlit. there's still time for it to a8olutely flop

>>151127321
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>151127218
Hussie's simps are always saying that everything is looking good, right up until they don't look good.
I don't believe hearsay until I see it officially

Dead thread for a dead comic of a dead franchise.

>>151127651
dont be so cynical

but still
the whiteboard persists
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069

I want the Homestuck pilot to do well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywT44181kk

I also kinda wanna remake this but with SD/PB

>>151128203
>Rose is jewish
kek

>>151128285
Hopefully she brings him to a great future being an angry gremlin

Give me one request (not outright porn) I'm going to use it to improve my art

>>151128562
Casey or the mayor doing this.

>>151128562
Jade having her aspect as a navel tattoo.

>>151128562
John doing air guitar to the solo in Aerosmith's theme song for Armageddon

>>151128562
Dave and John making making beats something sicknasty

>>151128562
Your fav MSPFA or Fan kid doing something sicknasty.

The tumblr account they have running for Hiveswap Act 3 stuff just confirmed that adult trolls DO still have to provide jizz to the buckets.

It is NOT just something done on alternia.

In fact, we've actually gotten a ton of new troll sex lore today from this account, very much worth reading through if you find the mechanics of troll sex interesting.

>>151128562
fave doing a handstand

>>151128870
God can we fucking give it a rest
I don't care what these grey retards have to do to get laid

>>151128882
You VVILL learn about tentabulges and pails and sploogemixing and you VVILL like it!

>>151128904
I do not care for tentabuldges.

>>151128562
Evan from Space Days in the TOP GUN hat but it says TOP COCK

NEW TROLL SEX LORE SUMMARY:
>Trolls provide their first buckets of genetic material on their 8th sweep
>Trolls must provide buckets to the drone at the scheduled time on the pedigree (month) of their wriggling day (birthday)
>If a troll's matesprit and/or kismesis share the same wriggling pedigree (month) they must all provide 2 buckets each on the same day as scheduled
>If a troll does not share a wriggling pedigree (month) with their matesprit and/or kismesis, the buckets will be provided separately on the appropriate pedigrees (months) for their partners
>If your matesprit or kismesis is sent off-world before your scheduled genetic material provision day, you will need to find a new matesprit or kismesis to fill your buckets, the drone won't take 'my matesprit already got sent to space' as an excuse
REGARDING THE GENETIC MATERIAL
>The genetic material MUST be fresh, mixed into the bucket ON THE DAY OF COLLECTION
>The drone will wait outside while trolls fill their buckets on the scheduled day
REGARDING ADULT TROLLS
>Adult trolls still have to provide genetic material once per sweep, but the scheduling is different
>(IMPLIED) "Troll Semen Delivery" is almost definitely a real job within the empire, to get the adult-filled buckets back to the mother grub

I think that's everything we've learned so far.

>>151129097
Eh, I'll keep my headcanon, thanls.

>>151129097
>>The drone will wait outside while trolls fill their buckets on the scheduled day
I know imperial drones dont look like this, but I can just imagine the sillouette of this fucker outside your door while you and your matesprit deseprately try to get hard to get it going on

THE FUCKING GENETIC MATERIAL DELIVERY SHUTTLE JUST CRASHED OUTSIDE MY RESPITEBLOCK AND IT'S EVERYWHERE!

>>151129127
Honestly in terms of sillouhette it's not that far off what the imperial drones actually look like.
Skinnier arms but the hulking figure and stance is basically the same.

He just stands there, outside your front door, waiting.
If you take too long he'll cull the fuck outta you so you better be ready.

>>151129127
>HAVE YOU FINISHED CUMMING YET?
>J-Just need a mmomment!
>YOU HAVE 1 (one) HOUR LEFT TO FILL YOUR PAIL
>Shit...

>>151129144
>Your hive just got covered in fucking troll spooge from off-world
Just another day on Alternia.

>>151129144
Mmmm delicious just for me

>>151129157
imagine if the imperial drone tried to backseat you during sex

If it is 100% greenlit, I'll spend so much money on the official merch in the future. Roxy Plush I am waiting on you.

>>151129216
Would you buy a Roxy (Adult) body pillow?

>>151129239
Roxy anything nigga.

>>151128562
This with Ellith please.

>>151128562
Picrel, but Karl Marx with the /hsg/ guy and Obama with Hussie, Spindleroo or Vibri

>>151129274
Computer, please animate this entire episode but with Ellith and Korpus

Disengage safety protocols

Imagine teen Lily being depressed and addicted to smoking to cope with being molested by Skye when she didn't understand what was happening!

>>151129173
>"UNAUTHORIZED POSITION DETECTED. INITIATING ORGASM PREVENTION. ATTEMPTS UNTIL TERMINATION LEFT: 2."

>>151129414
I can save her

Just read Problem Sleuth for the very first time.

I- I'm in love.

Guys we gotta kill Lily Space Days.

>>151129599
the six seven meme is retarded but this animation is cute

Pay attention to me. I need you to know how much you hurt me.

>>151129097
>pedigree
Perigee. The closest point in the moon's orbit to its parent body.

>>151129677
are you ok

>>151129697
There's a movie marathon on all the things I've fucke up and there's just too many ptsd episodes man.

I'm nobody. I'm nothing. And I never will be

Why does everything have to be hard

>>151129735
do you wanna talk about it
i want to show you that youre something even if you think you arent

>>151128569
Don't mind me, just poaching some of these requests.

>>151129772
shes just like her mother...

>>151129772
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>>151129677
Dirk...

>>151128156
maybe it shouldnt have sucked. it's impossible for the story to exist in any other medium

>>151129760
Sure where

>>151129869
do you have discord, or twitter or... anything works

>>151129869
you know what let me jsut give you my discord: wimpastas

>>151129874
Got a discord. It's aim4jug

>>151129735
kys melodramatic fag

>>151129216
>greenli-
you people are that delusional huh? Even Monkey Wrench peeps gave up after ep 5 went nowhere.
You guys haven't even botted it past 2m in a single month. It isn't happening.

>>151128582
https://files.catbox.moe/61e2po.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3reemp.png

>>151130085
cute

Which [S] are you the most excited to see in the series? For me it's;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SJbq5j3ANM

>>151130085
I'd like to make some Muppet Babies with her, if you know what I mean.

Waiter! Waiter! Another fresh round of Vriskourse please!

>>151130085
good but needs penis

I think Beyond Canon is worth it purely because of Candy Roxy and Rose. I love older women so much.

>>151130304
I think they were kinda ruined (appearance-wise) when they became adults. They became UGLY

>>151130345
I disagree strongly.

Homestuck should've ended around after Katkar realized he fucked up the beta kids' universe, with everyone dying to Bec Noir. Would it be narratively satisfying? No. Would it be enough to repay the sins of Hussie (mainly killing off every good character and bringing back every bad one like fuckijng freankenstiein)? No. But it would be fair, since he killed off Feferi, Nepeta, and poor little Equius who did no wrong EVER and was generally a good person

https://files.catbox.moe/03saiu.png

Drawing by moonrunes, one of the few oficus drawings could find on desuarchives

>>151130492
HEY HUSSIE! GIMME A HOMESTUCK WIT' NOTHIN'!

>>151130497
oh 6od wtf is that

>>151130500
that actually got a chuckle outta me

>>151130497
I need to eat her pussy so bad and suck on her boobs and bite her thighs and eat out her ass and and nd and adn and i love women so much ooouuughhh

>>151130509
>he wants the weird clit-dick
okay bro we get it

>>151130492
big gay opinion

>>151130526
Yeah? What are you, a coward?

>>151130557
yes :(

>>151130552
you'd get killed by the dog-guy instantly btw

What's his classpect?

>>151130580
You fascinate me anon. Because I, a real person, would get killed by the fictional bad guy, I'm supposed to agree with you that everyone should've gotten killed by him?

>>151130591
Mage of Hope

>>151130593
yes. that's how it works when you're sexy and beautiful and have good opinions (like me)

>>151129097
Still doesn't change the fact someone as young as a toddler would still have knowledge about sex.

I was typin6 (for a thin6). I was tryin6 to spell "area" 8ut accidentally spelled "aranea". Idk if this is em8lematic of a deeper pro8lem or not

!f ! talked w!th elliths typ!ng qu!wk would you guys be mad at me? q-q

First Dubs reply decides on what Troll Blood caste Dick Cheney will be reincarnated as.

>>151130834
I wish the mods banned anyone who typed with a quirk ever.

>>151130718
The religious zealots are pedos, what else is new

>>151130834
no, i enoura6e it heavily. always nice to have someone else use a typin6 quirk like a schizophrenic

>>151130883
you're a little 8itch who can't HANDLE the quirk

>>151130718
>toddler
?

Fuck I'm trying to catch up on the rerelease but early act 6 fucking blows. Any conversations not involving Dirk or involving Calliope are just not fun to read.

>>151130962
Chahut saying people younger than Amisia implies someone younger than her, likely even kids that could be 2-4 years old, has knowledge about sex and their purpose of being child soldiers and breeders. I wouldn't be surprised if trolls have to learn about this just right after they come out of their cuperacoons.

>>151130752
at this point you may want to consider a tulpa

>>151131038
That's a whole lot of assumptions

>>151131038
>likely even kids that could be 2-4 years old
>trolls have to learn about this just right after they come out of their cuperacoons.
no anon, thats not likely. you're pulling this all out of your ass. It also makes no sense, if Condy wanted the trolls to instantly know about reproduction and start doing it super early, they wouldnt have the inherent sense of shame about buckets and sex. Its much more likely chahut is just fucking with her.

>>151131089
But what if it's not and she is speaking the genuine truth to her friend?

>>151131092
anon its clear you just really want to think about troll children fucking. I'm not the police, so you do you, freak.

>>151131089
I don't doubt that there's the oddball early bloomer but it is a stretch to take this as there being sex-ed in grade 1.

>>151131096
I mean, this is the same Alternia universe that has people wearing diapers to concerts to literally shit their pants and have scat Christmas.

>>151131110
People do that irl, anon
I'm so sorry

>>151131119
Scat Christmas? India has that?

>>151131110
fuck you just reminded me how the armpit fetish clown is like the second most likely limeblood after the axolotl girl. Post canon fucking blows.

>>151131124
Wearing diapers to pubic events then using their own shit for an afterparty, happens all the time. There are bars/hotels built specifically for this.

>>151131126
And both of those characters apparently have pyrokinesis.

Her show!

Oh right, Mituna exists.

In retrospect, why does troll society have shame towards sexual objects like buckets? Would the condense want trolls to be open about that since she needs them to be fucking constantly to supply the mother grubs? Is it like real life puritanism, where its tied to religion, so its the clowns' fault? That would probably make the most sense, as the purplebloods seem to be the most effective at underminding the condense.

>>151130497
Lemme smash
*bang*
*crash*
*boom*
LEMME SMASH

>>151131169
Sexual frustration makes for good soldiers.

Kanaya getting flustered on seeing Rose having a bucket on her head, even if it was from John's prank, is kind of like Kanaya engaging in e-sex livecam before it was a thing.

>>151131169
I remember a xeno rosemary fic I read once where it was normal for trolls to start fucking out in the open, especially at parties. Caste and social status and alien(human) fucking would of course contribute to whether an encounter was scandalous in the eyes of others though. Wish I could remember it

As for the trolls we know, you do have to remember that Alternia was a planet of kids. Karkat, Vriska Kanaya etc acting blushy about buckets is probably just because they were teen virgins, in a culture of teens.
There's probably no shame for adult trolls who've been fucking for centuries. They probably flaunt their bucket score after a party

>>151131024
Finally hit the intermission. Oh how I missed you Karkat memos.

>>151131024
Dirk and his AR are a lot more funny than I remembered

>>151131124
Philadelphia has that

>>151131314
Oh yeah Dirk is fucking great. Honestly I even like his and Jane's dynamic. Jane is a pretty boring character but her and Dirk have really fun chemistry.

>>151130834
Ellith owes me kisses.

>>151131364
I owe those fishgurl pits kisses

>>151126998
It should have been so obvious. It’s just antifetishists mad at her awesome kinky hypnosis skills.

>>151131392
Korpus/Dmarko...

>>151131169
You probably wouldn't like buckets either if every year a soldier put a gun to your head and told you to jack off into it.

Check this shit out nerd.

>>151131442
woah!!!

how she do it?!?!

>>151131425
>not enjoying mandatory bulge inspection day

>>151131474
Tutorial for sick trickz on bugtube

Will we get the bots animated?

>>151123301 (OP)
>>151131693
I think will probably make it as cheaply as possible. So there will be a lot of 'abridging' and 'cutting down fat' I think.

>>151130492
>and poor little Equius who did no wrong EVER and was generally a good person
Oouf buddy. Massive fucking misread on your part. If you genuinely think that. You'll need to spend more time reflecting on Equius and Hussie's intentions. Not unfair I suppose that you might have wanted to see him and the others more, but honestly Equius was dealt only what he deserved by the narrative.

>Homestuck should've ended around after Katkar realized he fucked up the beta kids' universe
I mean I guess. But that was kind of the point. The universe was fucked, but it was the only type that could produce the Beta kids. It was essential. Karkat messing things up for others and then having to deal with the consequences is also in tune with his character.

>>151123301 (OP)
the curse is real

>>151129097
Alright this is a nice addition to troll lore. It doesn't break anything already established.

>>151131740
>Hey, Frehdd, gimme a Homestuck with extra animation!
>Extra animation!
>And hold the fat.
>Hold the fat?
>And abridge the bloat.
>Abridge the bloat?!
>Hey Jimmee, gimme a Homestuck with nothin'!

>>151131740
But it's all fat.

homesuck is one fat bitch

>>151124781
Do you have Nepeta in the 3AM dress?

>>151131845
>>151131859
I mean obviously they can't 1-to-1 bring the comic in its entirety into animation, that's not going to be a goal for the animation team.

But then the question is how much are they going cut out? What are they going to concentrate on more, and what are they going to put in the background? How much are they going to change what the characters say?

Still. Judging from the reactions on twitter, people won't stand for anything less than perfect. And I think it's very likely that it will NOT be perfect. Mid at best probably. And if that will be the case, the negative reactions will probably put the whole project in the grave very quickly.

>>151130591
Master of Wise

>>151131945
Will likely shut down faster than Viz Media's publication of Homestuck.

>>151130591
Bard of Hope or Bard of Mind

You really thought Xavier's gonna have a positive classpect? This bitch is ruining the lives of everyone he meets.

How scary it must be to try to find a kismesis and matesprite trolls to have a one-night pailing if you fail to find partners in time on your birthday.

Any fanadventures to read? I just started Ad Astra and while I'm enjoying myself it's incredibly short since it just started.

>>151123301 (OP)
That’s not being greenlit. That’s “in talks” which means absolute shit.

>>151130591
He strikes me as a Bard of Mind.

>>151131945
Will they keep the bucket jokes tho this is important

Thinking about how troll genitalia works is a weird way to start my morning

Thinking about how troll genitalia works is a great way to start my morning

>>151132064
I Imagine trolls would simply start organising "pail parties" where they engage in hook ups to meet quota.

>>151131740
you would think that if they planned to trim the fat the first thing they toss is the sylladex mechanic but they kept it in the pilot

>>151128870
Oh, fucking excellent
Wait, do I have to make a tumblr to read this cuz I'm old and can't.

>>151132204
the sylladex is vital fuck you

>>151132064
I mean short term kismesis is easy just find a matesprite pair, kill one then blackrom the other until you don't need them anymore.

>>151132204
But using the Sylladex is an important part of the story, so is collecting Grist and making stupid shit with alchemising.

>>151132217
>>151132233
fun as it is, you could replace everyone having a unique sylladex with 1 line on how everyone has the same 6 slot basic inventory. you can replace all the different kinds of grist and loot with monsters dropping one tyle of grist that's used to buy anything

>>151128569
*WV*

>>151132256
i gotta fuck that hotdog bow

>>151132368
Oh she's gonna drain the soul outta that boy...

>>151132368
4+1+3 isn't 8!, it's just 8.
dumb bitch

Not gonna lie the newgens were cooking with these speculative kid designs.

>>151132401
super interesting. the idea that some of the kids didnt have black hair never even crossed their minds. most of them have glasses too. john egbert's design really biased their creative process.

>>151132401
Diet Vriska my beloved...

Fucking losing it at these Trolls. They actually got about 50% of the way to Gamzee.

The fact that people thought the trolls were just a rival group of kids at first is one of those Homestuck legacies that was completely lost to time until now. I remember several CarcinoGeneticist designs that were kind of in a similar vein to being a Professor X "Nega John" like this.

>>151132401
>>151132449
Why couldn't we have these kinds of designs for the Omega Kids? You can probably make some as like the son of Joh/Roxy or daughter of DaveJade.

>>151132449
You just know the person who made this went off of this post.

You wouldn't pail with your moirail on your 18th birthday, right?
https://www.tumblr.com/jerannmussel/799228256183304192

When are we going to see Skye's brother? I can only assume he will be the 9/11 of thirst traps. Or a total nothingburger could go either way

>>151132657
Wow wow wow pal. You think there's a problem filling Pails with 'Rails?

>>151132657
Depends why, did some shit just happen and my rail got fucked by luck? Maybe, depends how hot the are. If they're just a loser I'll save the drone the effort and kill them myself.

So troll cum can get frozen overtime. Hope no one mistakes them as like grub whip cream.
https://www.tumblr.com/jerannmussel/799295583614533632/actually-if-trolls-from-distant-outposts-can

>>151132717
Actually wait hold the fuck up. You gotta be red or black with someone to fill a pail and in order to make my pale pail either I would have to open a slot, condemning someone I pity or hate more than my pale friend to culling.

I'm sorry everyone YOU CAN"T PALE PAIL

>>151132766
the fuck are you talking about? You're the only one on the chopping block when the drone comes to your hive, dumpass, you'd only pale pail if you DON'T have a Matesprit or Kismesis; conversely, when your Moirail has to provide for the drone, only their life is on the line, so if they don't have a Kismesis or a Matesprit, it is your pale duty to help 'em out!
Only with some really unlucky wriggling day matchups would that be an issue at all, like if your Kismesis and your Moirail shared one.

>>151132844
Anon there is no pale pail, the drone only takes flushed or caliginous. In order to fill the pail they need you have to match the emotion which means you either lack that same quadrant or have to replace the one you have. You can't fake the red or black the drones can tell.

I suppose in a case where both members of the pale quadrant lack the same pail quadrant it could work.

>>151132891
Dude, they're buckets, just spew your goo on whichever needs filling, and the drones definetly can't tell, they only show up once a year, it's not like they're keeping tabs on who you're pity-snogging and who you're hate-snogging, they just want their liter of slurry.

>>151132942
>year
*sweep, fuck me.

>>151132942
According to the guy in >>151128870 they do, very delicate and precise instruments.

>>151132982
Oh.
I should text my Moirail.

>>151132641
Losing it at hydrocephalic Karkat. Can you link a site or Wayback of that forum?

Nepeta playing with the guts of her kills, declaring the organs are one troll or another and shifting them around to do her ships and make them kiss

>>151132994
My condolences. The good news is that not having a moirail isn't punishable by death!

>>151133051
Yeah, I can see her using her claws to carve faces on a pair of kidneys while sitting inside some herbivore's emptied chest cavity and then mashing them together while making kissy sounds.

Rage is seething and Hope is coping

Guys, I don't think the show is going to be picked up. What do we do

>>151133205
Celebrate

>>151133205
What makes you say that?

>>151133088
Who wins?

Prince of Seethe
or
Prince of Cope

>>151133301
Seething is stronger than coping

>>151133301
Prince of Cope already accepted the loss

>>151133435
Tumblr audience debuff

>>151133435
it's kind of staggering just how much RANCIDLY ugly art for Homestuck there is, just profoundly awful to look at

>>151133301
Wouldnt Prince of Seethe be a peacemaker and Prince of Cope someone who makes things harder on others?

>>151133544
Caliborn POV in Lord English

>>151133435
Especially when tryna find some good porn, why is it all grotesque??

>>151133205
same thin6 we do every thread, pinky. circlejerk with va6uely homestuck-related discussion

>>151133435
I will never forgive those Pesterquest fags for making what they did to Terezi

>>151133652
Don't you want realism in your smut?

here's your waifu, sir

I never liked how many people drew some of the characters fat even before PQ existed.

>>151133435
A rare case of the porn scene being worse than the source.

>so we have these teens who are clearly extremely skinny and conventionally attractive
>okay, let's draw them all as obese; not in the normal way, no, but this bizarre almost-cartoon way that makes them look freakish, like it's a severe genetic issue
>okay right, now their faces? FUCKED up. weird shaped noses, eyes set in the wrong places, like circus freaks cosplaying as the character, whose hair will be completely different as well
>hmmm..........
>oh, right
>EVERYONE HAS VITILIGO
>also they're trans and gay and bi and ace

>>151133703
Other fandoms for dead/limbo series like RWBY still have decent quality in porn, but Homestuck doesn't. Why is that?

>>151133681
>fat womanlet AND flappy tits
why

>>151133729
because they're all kids and so people get REAL WEIRD about it, for or against

>>151133736
Gaining weight makes it more likely for your tits to sag and its more obvious the smaller your tits are

>>151133681
Not fat enough
I was promised the girls in this series were the fattest of blobs. That they had eaten all the food and gained all the w8. ALL OF IT

>>151133729
I blame whatever the fuck happened in tumblr but the facts are beyond me

>>151133736
HMPH! that's a REAL WOMAN, chud! you know, women; always obese, deformed, unhealthy, sickly, extremely masculine in shape and face, hateful of men. what's that? REPRODUCTION?! you cis FREAK!

>>151133747
>Gaining weight makes it more likely for your tits to sag
Yes, tits getting larger does tend to make them heavier.

>>151129144
HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL
>>151132748

>>151133803
You know what I mean.

>>151133767
Are you forty years old?

>>151133850
A powerful wizard is speaking. Listen and learn.

>>151133850
no anon it's mockery

>>151133703
Be the change you wanna see in the world. That's what motivated me. Though, my porn isn't as good as it should be.

>>151133850
that's a 26-33 thing to say

>>151133850
you could just call him unc and achieve the same effect

>>151133867
unc-coded post

>wake up
>see dick cheney died
>stock market is also in freefall
>start reading about troll alien reproductive biology

weird way to start my morning

>>151133935
kids don't realize the numbers hit way harder, calling someone 'unc' is an immediate sign of you being a trend-chaser of hip lingo. directly saying "are you 45" is much more of an attack

>>151133936
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AGmSa-O9q4Y&pp=ygURSG9tZXN0dWNrIGZ1bm5pZXM%3D

>>151133976
based dirk

>>151133918
Listen I'm only just getting back into writing and that hasn't even left planning stages. Drawing art, not to mention anatomically good porn that doesn't crush my fragile bitch of a soul and send all creativity back into the abyss, is a god damn epoch away. Maybe I'll commission someone sometime. Does plagueofgripes still do stuff?

>>151131865
Cutepeta

>>151133681
I pretend I do not see it

>>151134398
I would kill for her, holy shit.

>>151134398
fav troll
I want to make crusty shitposts with her

Trans trolls and lusus are real
https://www.tumblr.com/jerannmussel/799307382482239488/wait-so-does-your-lususs-sex-determine-your

>>151132449
These are so unironically funny. I don't know what it is about Kyle but I am fucking losing it. I love Liam but I do not like Mari lmao

>>151133936
It's been a weird day for sure.

>>151134398
I hate when people draw terezi fat :(

>>151123301 (OP)
PSA: You can get every Homestuck song in mp3 format here: https://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684

I'm having a lot of fun in fields of mistria, there is a set of "devil horns" that you can get that resemble the trolls horns, super cute!!

>>151135212
Where can we get the fat songs?

>Since there is only one fuchsia lusus aka Gl'bgolyb, there can never be male ones
>All Jade lusus are female
What is the team doing?

>So low and starved of Karezi that I'm listening to fandubs of moments in the comic and Broadway Karkat songs
Fuck...Will they fix it in the show?

>>151135665
No. They will never fix it in the show and they will never fix it in HS2/Beyond Canon. Just give up. I already did.

>>151135704
But they said the show will be faithful up to the first five acts and the sixth might be different...

>Kankri fumbled bagging Latula because he is autistic
>Karkat fumbled bagging Terezi because he is autistic

>>151131865
unfortunately i do not

>>151135267
jadeanon-coded post

>>151135808
You know, now that I read it back you're right, it does kinda sound like them lol

>>151135750
the Sufferer probably didnt even get to meet Redglare, it's kinda cruel.

>>151133681
>Pilot fixed this
I was honestly really happy when I saw Terezi.

>>151135750
>>151135827
And The Imposter fucked up Sootnose's eye. Why is most of the Vantas line except for the Signless, so retarded?!!

>>151132449
Meri-Maya threesome

>>151135864
how was the Signless not retarded

Sootnose and Imposter are definitely fucking in the cell, believe.

>>151135894
He got to bang The Disciple. He at least got pussy pussy. While Kankri had no one and Karkat became gay.

>>151135750
Are unacted-on feelings still “unrequited” if it’s mutual?

>>151135905
what a8out the sussy imposter

>>151135894
How is he retarded?

>>151135967
Nope. He doesn't fuck anybody. Dude accidentally caused an explosion and Sootnoose lost her eye. The Muchrake isn't aware that he exists since what reason a journalist has to go down to the mines?

>>151135994
>Implying the mine explosion wasn't the big news that week and Muckrake exposed the steamy and sweaty mine sex that was going on between the two

>>151135979
fa66ot let himself 6et killed

>>151136042
It was all part of the master plan
There will be another

>>151136013
all pyropes are doomed to 8e fucked over 8y a Vantas and turned into a les8ian

June will happen in Act 6 mark my WORDS

>>151136096
>t. Seer of LIES

I'm not fuckin6 doin6 this shit 8ro why tf is perspective so hard to draw

>>151136084
Save for one, she still has a chance to come out on top.

>>151136139
Holy kino, don't you dare leave this unfinished, Araneafag.

>>151136142
Nah, she gets to fuck June Egbert, a troon.

>>151136154
June Egbert is not real and never will be.

>>151136142
aren't Terezi and Rose8ot fuckin6? I swear they're havin6 sex off-screen or somethin6

>>151136149
it's just that I can 6et the stupid fuckin6 face right

>>151136172
Hate flirt, yes, but who will be matesprites with this Terezi?

>>151136190
vriska?

>>151136196
Exactly. She will always be lesbians.

>>151136172
Don't worry about it, bro, keep trying, do not give up.

>>151136171
Cope.

>>151136245
>>151136149
yeah i'll pro8a8ly work on it a6ain (eventually). As of now I'm just 6onna draw somethin6 else

Fem dirk.....once again...save me fem dirk

>>151136309
Firk my beloved...

>>151136309
Besides the eyelashes and the slight boobs this just looks like regular dirk

>>151136362
hard to improve upon perfection

Crazy how Karkat and Dirk were the only two right about everything.

>>151136443
ela8orate?

>>151136171
Nothing in beyond canon is canon.

>>151136548
Unless I like it, then it is.

>>151136362
exactly. aren't androgynous girls great?

>>151136548
common misconception, given the name. Beyond Canon, is indeed, canon

>>151136548
It's the official continuation.

>>151136774
Holy gay

>>151136774
>raw

>>151136548
I would consider it dubious canon at best, and tired diatribe at worst

>>151136774
i don't care if that's a boy or a girl, they're taking my cock.

>>151136535
Karkat : The shipping chart he made.
Dirk : Every other thing else

>>151136443
>>151137133
If Karkat was right on the shipping chart, why did he go gay for Dave?

>>151137142
I don't know but I'm gonna blame Vriska for it

>>151137142
Look buddy, this timeline is a doomed one for some reasons.

>>151137142
I think the implication is that he's a closeted freak and that he feels like he has to prove to himself that he doesn't like the idea of troll/human relationships. We kinda see it again when he fantasizes about Jade making out with Jadesprite. The troll doth protest too much, methinks. But after a few years on the meteor, he's totally over it.

>>151137231
But that means Karkat was never right if the shipping chart did not come true. The other anon is saying Karkat was right about everything.

>>151137173

The funny thing about blaming Vriska for anything in the comic is that half the time it's genuinely true.

Homestuck trolls from memory before work

>>151137261
Why did you repost Vivziepop's character concept art????

>>151137294
My brain does as it pleases

>>151137142
Happened as a result of a power that "changes stuff that wasn't supposed to be changed."

>>151137173
>>151137255
Listen, Dave and Karkat were just good penis bros until Vriskagram came around and they were suddenly gay as fuck. That shit sneaked in through the retcon. Vriska's presence somehow made my boys gay for each other. It's her fault again.

>>151133051
>>151133081
adorabloodthirsty

Self pissing karkat is one thing but the selfharm scat karkat is leagues worse

>>151137390
>Vriska's presence somehow made my boys gay
It's not hard to guess how, she's the actual worst woman ever is how.
If you forced Jane and Jake to spend 3 years in the same 6 or so rooms with Caliborn, Jane would end up a dyke and Jake would never speak to another man again

I have an exam in 2 hours, wish me luck /hsg/, I love you all!

>>151137492
the what

>>151137515
Kill 'em, anon.

>>151137492
??? WHAT

>>151137249
I just wanted to talk about that and used your post as an excuse lol

rape rape rape rape rape rape bookworms NOW

>>151137492
excuse me?

>>151123301 (OP)
Dave got ruined so I don't care if the show got greenlit I'm not watching it.

>>151137700
It was for the investors. It was for the investors. It wa

>>151137492
You can't just say this and NOT explain yourself.

>>151137515
gl big dawg

Being a Dave fan must fucking sucks, you are introduced to a swagged out white dude who is hella fun at times only to be slapped in the face by a total 180 bitch gay loser, abuse aside, Davesprite was the homie.

>>151137628
having aranea choking on it while she tries to explain troll reproduction

>>151137846
It doesn't count as rape if you're the one tied down and she's slurping on you sloppy style to prevent you from falling asleep during her lecture.

>>151137811
Davesprite was the best.

>>151137628
many are sayin6 this

>>151137864
you WILL hear about dream bubble lore whether you like it or not, she's not taking No for an answer anymore

>>151137811
Nah it's chill. But I'll never forgive him for fumbling Terezi.

>>151137873
Davesprite was pretty dope

>>151137492
you fucking what now

>>151137899
Me receiving the 8th lecture of the day from Aranea...

>>151133936
guess I can add a fucking plane crash to this list

>>151137873
>text actually changes dave's name to jimbo
gets me every time

sup everyone. today is day 18? of drawin6 aranea every single fucking day. I was 6onna draw somethin6 else, 8ut it was too hard so I decided to draw somethin6 else. Didn't use a reference for the "pose" this time, if you could even call it that. The 8oo8s look a little weird 8ut whatever. I was also feeling a little lazy today so it's not the hi6hest of effort drawin6s. I'm tempted to learn anatomy 8ut that sounds hard

>>151138126
Learning anatomy is a great way to start, it's also something that you can study in parts and do visual studies. You can also take a pose and break it down shape-by-shape which helps with proportions. You're getting better everyday araneafag, keep it up!!

>>151138190
this fucking video, someone told me I needed to recreate it once I get my eridan cosplay made lol

>>151138229
Pls do.

>>151138229
You will never surpass him. It will be funny tho

>>151137515
I will send you my thoughts and prayers

>>151138265
No, no I will not. It's far too big of a gap in sheer talent

>>151137515
Good luck anon!

>>151138210
that shape thin6 is actually a 6ood idea. I mi6ht try it out. thx eridaniel

>>151138311
My own clone

>>151138306
Anything to help you along your journey anon!

>>151138311
a mix of ellith and lily

>>151138190
>>151138229
>>151138239
link?

>>151138344
novw neither of us wvill be virgins!

>>151137924
Him and Terezi always had too much of a bro vibe. Kindred spirits. Reprieves from their existential and primary romantic issues.

>>151138451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2k-YxVVJw8

>>151137811
It must suck to be a straight guy who feels like they lose face by liking any male character that ever shows weakness or wokeness. Spending time around shonen fandoms and the psychology of powerscalers has opened my eyes. Glad to be a girl and free to enjoy my faves being pathetic

>>151138601
>what homestuck fans see after getting the lobotomy

>>151138604
That is until the creators behind your problematic faves try to make them not problematic anymore. Like Eridan becoming non-binary.

fucking majestic. I hope shit like this comes back
also tangent but I took a quick look at the channel and they have this funny art challenge that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUmAZC9QaMY

>>151138709
With a character like Eridan it sounds like it would be an insincere tactic to get laid/be accepted by someone like Feferi, and that would be plenty pathetic and problematic, but I haven't read that PQ route so I can't really judge the tone

>>151138734
>>151138601
>fucked up my reply

>>151138604
This got me thinking of the idea of the "failed hero" archetype. Do you know of any other characters like that? I dont really do shonen.

>>151137811
>Being a Dave fan must fucking sucks
>Says the dave fan, of all things.
>the character who gets the most exposure from the fandom.
Stridersloppers are never satisfied with anything. There's plenty of dave content beyond fujo fanfics.

>>151138464
but that's what made them so cute together :(

>>151139007
Sorry, but Terezi is for Vriska and/or John, like everyone else.

What should I draw my fantroll doing (not u)

>>151139340
Acrobatic pirouette off the handle

>>151138928
nta but depends on your definition of failed hero

>>151139354
I guess I'm looking for someone who gave up on destiny and being a hero like dave. Just hit me

>>151139340
Casperflip while railgrinding

>>151139385
Nah, in the monomyth all those tools end up regretting it and go hero later

>>151139340
cooking a comically large amount of food on a wok

>>151139340
draw them as a Prince of Rizz

>>151139513
Did you come up with a symbol yet?

>>151138905
i thought being a poser was a cronus only thing
when did eridan ever try and be something else so he could get with feferi

>>151139548
idk. I heard someone say they were creatin6 one and assumed it was already done

>>151139385
Fugo is the only one that comes to mind, characters that give up and NEVER go back to being a hero are not interesting for a story and dont tend to be relevant or even included

>>151133670
The saddest part is that art was by fucking Xamag. I legitimately don't understand it. How the fuck do you go from making https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOHlUvA2nj8 to fat terezi? Also this vid has probably the hottest condense Ive ever seen

>>151133681
Again, same artist, same character, 8 years later.

>>151133976
the supermega clip where you see the wii pause menu in daves glasses gets me every time

>>151139778
crazy what 8 years of untreated mental illness does to you

NaNoWriMo bros where we at
7k words so far, right on track

>>151139778
Good lord. Even Namco High did her justice.

>>151139912
Was depressed as fuck all weekend and with work starting Im floundering at 0 words. It fucking sucks since I really like the start of my outline, but I dont know if I can dig myself out of this hole

>>151133681
God I fucking want her.

i kinda want to do something with these two. she is just so cute i cant resist....

>>151140022
rape? yeah, 8een there, done that. I want to torture them 8oth, non-sexually, affectionately

>>151140032
damn maybe m the tame one in here. just want him to gently deflorate lilly.

>>151140053
Anon theyre BOTH gay
Alan is for Korpus mind-breaking and Lily is for Oficus corruption

>>151140081
rapin6 them 8oth so hard they turn strai6ht........

>>151140109
if you're only person you can only correct one of them and make the other feel so disgusted by you that they turn straight, you're going to need some help

>>151140022
Put em in the Three in the Morning dress.

>>151140081
i knew it, korpus is just vriska as a guy....

also i know they are homo.... but still think this would be interesting to explore. they are friends with a big height and age diference so.

>>151140136
Age difference is only hot if the girl is older

>>151140022
Erm strange wording 9>9

>>151140136
Korpus is green karkat (karkat if he was able to be racist)

>>151140169
uh, that too.

Have you ever encountered Homestuck merch in the wild /hsg/?

>>151140340
I've never looked, because I'm afraid of what I might find

>>151140340
no :( i was looking at hot topic and box lunch but they dont carry homestuck merch.

>>151139778
If you want to see the real Russian Terezi, use the picture that was on the cover of a lawyer magazine. (what is copyright, comrades? it is theft.)

>>151133435
"Who is Gelasticat?"

>>151140553
>>151140553

>Get to the end of the latest reposts
I really did not miss a whole lot stopping at Cascade

Migrate if necessary:
>>151140765
>>151140765
>>151140765

>>151136680
One that isn’t canon.

>>151140553
Delete this