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Anonymous No.151127158 [Report] >>151127183 >>151127975 >>151128053 >>151128060 >>151128105 >>151129107 >>151129143 >>151135324
never make peace with demon's
Anonymous No.151127183 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
Anonymous No.151127975 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
You are next, bitch.
Anonymous No.151128053 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
That's right! We're not too fond of daemons around here.
Anonymous No.151128060 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
With demon's what?
Anonymous No.151128105 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
those are just human souls, not true demons
Anonymous No.151128406 [Report]
I'm Team Lute. How dare those uppity hellspawn try to compare their degeneracy with Heaven's righteous cause? Every single one gets the spear. Total Sinner Death.
Anonymous No.151128590 [Report]
it's funny how lute is immediately proved right by the vees' big number
Anonymous No.151128624 [Report] >>151129122 >>151129138 >>151129202 >>151129840 >>151129960 >>151135196
Name one thing they did wrong.
>pro-tip: you can't
Anonymous No.151128712 [Report]
Never stop killing demons
Anonymous No.151129107 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
Lute sexooo
Anonymous No.151129122 [Report]
>>151128624

Not spend nearly enough time together / hold hands in public.
Anonymous No.151129138 [Report] >>151129151
>>151128624
>angels cant make mistakes
>hell literally exists because one of the greatest angels of all time made an oopsie
Anonymous No.151129143 [Report]
>>151127158 (OP)
>what Lute's going to be doing in season 3 because reviewers confirmed she doesn't do anything this season
Anonymous No.151129151 [Report] >>151129165
>>151129138

Can you really classify god as an angel? he was the being who invented angels theyre just heavenly middle and upper middle management. How was god suppose to know Lilith and Eve would fuck everything for everyone involved?
Anonymous No.151129165 [Report] >>151129176 >>151131570 >>151132262
>>151129151
lucifer was an angel, he was the angel
and he got sent to hell because he thought free will was a good idea
Anonymous No.151129176 [Report] >>151129191
>>151129165

No, that's "Viv's" recollection of events and if I were to wager a guess I have a feeling Lucifer is gonna cuck hard for Lilith and be the fall man for something that was very clearly her fault but didnt want her to be punished for it.
Anonymous No.151129191 [Report]
>>151129176
>"Viv's"
Why did you quote her name like this
Anonymous No.151129202 [Report] >>151129217 >>151129243 >>151129245 >>151131278
>>151128624
It's been brought up in other threads but until it's retconned, Vivzie's own lore said they had angelic variants of all known forms of weaponry including WMDs and they used none of it.
They knew they were taking on Lucifer's daughter which brought Lucifer himself to the picture. Just like, fly overhead and drop some Angel Orange or some shit
Anonymous No.151129217 [Report]
>>151129202
>Vivzie's own lore said they had angelic variants of all known forms of weaponry including WMDs and they used none of it.
guns, swords, missiles, and even playing cards are all roughly on the same power level, with their power mostly determined by the power level of their wielder
adam doesnt even need weapons except to style on people, since his handblasts are stronger than any other weapon seen
Anonymous No.151129243 [Report] >>151133760
>>151129202
The Exorcists enjoyed the fun of murdering Sinners up close and personal, because they had no fear of ever coming to harm and thought themselves invincible.
If anything them losing such a big battle like that to an army of cannibals armed with Angelic steel might make them "time to be serious" and next attack bring out the angelic attack helicopters firing holy death beams and shit.
Anonymous No.151129245 [Report] >>151133760
>>151129202
>Just like, fly overhead and drop some Angel Orange or some shit
But that's not fun. Adam liked having fun with it.
Anonymous No.151129406 [Report]
With confirmation of Roo's first recording session being done, what does everyone think her deal is going to be?
Personally I'm convinced of Roo = Eve. This is pure headcanon on my part but I like to imagine her having a massively intense cognitive dissonance; treating being the embodiment of evil as a sort of dayjob while also continuing to have the "perfect wife" mentality as Eve. Basically the Madonna-Whore complex made manifest.
Anonymous No.151129575 [Report] >>151129598 >>151129633 >>151131544 >>151132046
Opinion Poll:
1. Will Cherri do a sex with Pentius?

2. When in the series will she do a sex with him?

3. Where will she do a sex with him?
a. The Sex Room.
b. Heaven.
c. The Hazbin Hotel.
d. Other, (specify).
Anonymous No.151129598 [Report]
>>151129575
>Will Cherri do a sex with Pentius?
only because he is doing sex with everyone
Anonymous No.151129633 [Report] >>151133528
>>151129575
Text "Will you do a sex with me?" to every person of the opposite sex in your phone contacts and post results here. It's for science.
Anonymous No.151129659 [Report] >>151129691 >>151129718
Why was the big angel lady so mean to the funny snake man when he went to heaven?
Anonymous No.151129691 [Report] >>151129702
>>151129659
She's angry she can't suck her fat chud's dick anymore. Please understand.
Anonymous No.151129702 [Report] >>151129721
>>151129691

I better be getting my Adam and Lute origin Ep's and fucking soon. Fucking Rosie, Alastor, Vox and Angel Dust are all getting origin scenes.
Anonymous No.151129718 [Report]
>>151129659
she didnt want to believe that sinners could be redeemed because if they could, that means she had been allowing a yearly slaughter of people who could have been saved
the only reason she allowed the purges was because she believed that the people of hell deserved it and could never belong to heaven

admitting that snakeguy could be redeemed means admitting that she was wrong that killing sinners is fine because they arent really people
which she eventually does when she literally says the words of confession
Anonymous No.151129721 [Report]
>>151129702
Per reviews for Season 2, Lute's arc this season ends on a loose end. Jessica Vosk also retweeted the 'Lute is Eve' theory a year ago. No idea what they're doing with her
Anonymous No.151129823 [Report] >>151129829 >>151129833 >>151129850 >>151129923 >>151130005
Anymore leaks? I only heard up to what Alastor does to Lute after he tricks them into killing Rosie. After he's freed that can't be the only thing he does. Does anyone know why Charlie still wants to work with him since everyone knows what he did, and used her favour to do it, or why he still stays at the hotel afterwards?
Anonymous No.151129829 [Report]
>>151129823
Hold up... What? I have not heard this; where did you get this info???
Anonymous No.151129833 [Report] >>151129893 >>151136283
>>151129823
>what Alastor does to Lute after he tricks them into killing Rosie
Wait what the fuck, the latest thing I heard of when those leaks dropped was Vox kidnapping Al and/or the reveal of Rosie being Al's benefactor. Where the hell did you hear this?
Anonymous No.151129840 [Report]
>>151128624
>Name one thing they did wrong.
Failing to finish the job
>Mic Drop
Anonymous No.151129850 [Report]
>>151129823
Anon PLEASE tell us where you heard this. This is new information.
Anonymous No.151129893 [Report] >>151129902
>>151129833
Yeah, but you also knew that was part of Alastor's plan right? So I'm confused, how much of it did you know after that? I saw some of you guys talking about Rosie earlier, so you obviously knew about all that stuff already.

One of the things I wanted to know is why there's no information on what he did to Vox after he was unleashed. Since that's what you'd expect, and whether it had something to do with the other Vees or something if he didn't do anything. Did you guys hear anything about that?
Anonymous No.151129902 [Report] >>151129981 >>151130125
>>151129893
[ different anon ] dude, the only thing everyone know about Rosie is that she owns Alastor's soul. Nobody knows what it is she even wants. Safe to say it's assumed she's Lilith in disguise. What the fuck do you mean she's KILLED this season???? Where did you get this info????
Anonymous No.151129923 [Report] >>151129981
>>151129823
What does Alastor do to Lute??? What????
Anonymous No.151129960 [Report]
>>151128624
>leave angelic steel in hell for no good reason
>exorcist gets killed by it
>the demons are now armed and can fight back
>attack the exact same way next time anyway
>also expose the whole operation because one rich kid was being annoying
It's a miracle they lasted as long as they did
Anonymous No.151129981 [Report] >>151129998
>>151129902
I guess I can't be sure she's actually dead and not Lilith or whatever, (who knows for sure in this kind of show), but there's certainly every indication and Alastor is free. So unless she and/or Lilith is playing some long-game master plan of their own and just allowing him to think he's free, I don't see how she's not actually dead after that. Plus Alastor uses his 'itty bitty favour' deal with Charlie up, so I can't imagine him wasting that unless it was basically guaranteed to actually work.

>>151129923
I'm not saying it was entirely him, her mental stability was basically on a knife edge to start with, so her having a total breakdown after his brutally and downright nasty attack doesn't come as a particular shock. I don't think he was trying to do that especially, but he was just flexing his full unrestrained power at the first target of opportunity. Will be interested to see how that plays out after Charlie helped her, but that's obviously going to happen later. Probably planted a seed for a season 3 thing is my best guess. I didn't hear many details or what it means, just what happens. I was hoping you guys had heard more about it actually.
Anonymous No.151129998 [Report] >>151130034
>>151129981
Okay so were you just filling in the gaps yourself or did you hear somewhere explicitly that Alastor is implanting those hallucinations onto Lute? If so, where did you hear this info?
Anonymous No.151130005 [Report] >>151130034
>>151129823
Please tell us where you got this information. is there a link?
Anonymous No.151130034 [Report] >>151130112 >>151130120
>>151129998
>implanting those hallucinations
Okay, where did you get that? Now I'm really confused. I thought he just caused her a lot of physical pain and destroyed her ego with a torturous use of his power.

This is based on actual leaks, but they are not fully detailed so I'm forced to make some assumptions. Like Lute being mind-broken was obviously being led up to in retrospect since she's very visibly been progressively losing her shit. I may be unintentionally misconstruing, misremembering stuff I heard, but I'm not just making stuff up.

>>151130005
I'm in a private group that has some people mostly peripherally involved and they talk about some things, not everything, but I was under the impression most of this leaked out already.
Anonymous No.151130112 [Report]
>>151130034
>I thought he just caused her a lot of physical pain and destroyed her ego with a torturous use of his power.

Okay, let's rewind back to this: guy, *nobody* (as far as I'm aware) has heard that *Alastor* is the one behind Lute's hallucinations / voices / etc. That's why I'm genuinely asking where you heard this, because supposedly it's been established that her hallucinations are her own. There has been *speculation* that it could be Roo / Evil or even Lilith behind her hallucinations / voices, but this is the first time I'm hearing that it's Alastor. You got me very excited because it seems Lute is indeed more involved this season than I was lead to believe! Now I'm looking forward to this. And if Rosie dies then that means she *can't* be Lilith...
Anonymous No.151130120 [Report] >>151130297
>>151130034
Sorry, not hallucinations. This is the first time I'm hearing Alastor is causing her physical pain & destroying her ego, period (sorry I probably got ahead of myself. I assumed you meant he caused her to have hallucinations but regardless..)
Anonymous No.151130125 [Report] >>151130131
>>151129902
>Safe to say it's assumed she's Lilith in disguise.

Then who was beach?
Anonymous No.151130131 [Report] >>151130149
>>151130125
Eve. It's been leaked by a supposed former employee: Rosie is the 'real' Lilith and the one on the beach is Eve, who Roo inhabits like a parasite. They are supposedly twin sisters (somehow) I legit wish I was making this up
Anonymous No.151130149 [Report] >>151130161
>>151130131
No wait! What if Roo is actually Adam taking advantage of the fact that Eve is technically part of him because she was created from his rib?
Anonymous No.151130161 [Report] >>151130177
>>151130149
To make things more complicated: Jessica Vosk requoted a tweet a year ago replying to the Lute / Eve theory, then deleted it. I thought that made Lute a strong contender for Eve but... I don't know anymore, honesttly.
Anonymous No.151130177 [Report] >>151130184
>>151130161
NO WAIT! What if Roo is actually the daughter of Charlie and Alastor from an alternate future-past that never was where Sir Pentious stole Lucifer's body to become the Superior Lucifer and rule Hell?
Anonymous No.151130184 [Report] >>151130508
>>151130177
You don't have to be rude
Anonymous No.151130297 [Report]
>>151130120
Okay. I'll admit it's hard to not make assumptions based on normal story tropes and shit, which is dangerous when it comes to Viv and her special brand of retardation. Generally sifting out all the bullshit is hard enough. I'm also dealing with people who have a degree or two of separation, but the leaks I'm hearing makes a lot of sense, and just little details start to reinforce what we already know the more that comes out.

Like Alastor goading Lucifer with the 'Dad' shit last season seems outta nowhere stupid superficially and doesn't seem to make much sense. But when you consider it from the perspective that Alastor is manipulating everyone from the start to escape his deal with Rosie, (killing her seems like an obvious way), then it seems like he basically manipulated Lucifer into killing Adam too, (someone more powerful than Alastor), by 'making' Lucifer protect Charlie. Then you go back and look at the "Fuck you", and Alastor's strange 'rivalry' with Lucifer in a different light. It looks like he's intentionally trying to manufacture paternal jealousy for a reason:
https://youtu.be/HY07Duxqm9I?t=98

In this season a lot of set up threads start coming into play. Alastor's deal with Charlie, Lute's issues, Alastor's established servitude, his rivalry with Vox, (why didn't Alastor join the Vees exactly?)

It's like in this season, when Alastor seems like he's losing when he's captured by Vox, he's actually winning because it's all part of his master plan.

Also little leaked details like Cannibal Town basically being wiped off the map this season as a result of the battle convinces me that Rosie is actually dead and Alastor is truly free. So instead of being Joker-2'd as people have been suggesting, he becomes a bigger threat, the ongoing big bad, or at least the 'phantom menace'.

Then when you go back it makes sense they'd set up what was otherwise pretty boring Cannibal Town and Rosie last season in retrospect.
Anonymous No.151130508 [Report]
>>151130184
But what if the whole series is actually a dream, inside another dream, inside a hallucination, inside a simulation, inside a McDonald's, inside a Taco Bell, inside a Walmart, inside a snowglobe held by an autistic little boy?!??!! And he's actually a clone all along!
Anonymous No.151130786 [Report] >>151131629
So is Rosie hellborn?
I don’t fully understand how she can empower Alastor to the degree of him being the most powerful sinner
Anonymous No.151130815 [Report] >>151132128
You guys are so gullible. Some dude posts blatantly obvious fake spoilers and you start pissing and shitting and going insane just because it's wish fulfillment for your Gary Stu.
SOURCE? SOURCE? SOURCE???
God, shut the fuck up.
Get smarter.
Your scary twitter deer man gets raped and gaped and dumped on. That's it. That's all.
Anonymous No.151131278 [Report]
>>151129202
>angel orange
>dropped by f-4 angel phantoms
OUTTA MY WAY DEMON FUCKING SHITS
Anonymous No.151131544 [Report]
>>151129575
If it's happening then it's not next episode, he's still in heaven and she's in hell.
Anonymous No.151131570 [Report]
>>151129165
Humans would have to have free will or they couldn't have decided to defy God in the first place
Anonymous No.151131629 [Report]
>>151130786
Rosie isn't hellborn, but presumably would be the most powerful overlord if she had the power to spare to make Alastor "the most powerful sinner", but I also get the feeling it doesn't particularly matter to her because even if she gave him more power than she currently wields, he's still bound to do what she wants, and she doesn't take the heat for his shenanigans. If anything he may be acting more like a hitman, eliminating Rosie's rivals and giving her a chance to claim more territory, whatever that means.
Anonymous No.151132046 [Report]
>>151129575
imagine the sex
Anonymous No.151132128 [Report]
>>151130815
>You guys are so gullible. Some dude posts blatantly obvious fake spoilers and you start pissing and shitting and going insane just because it's wish fulfillment for your Gary Stu.
>SOURCE? SOURCE? SOURCE???
>God, shut the fuck up.
>Get smarter.
>Your scary twitter deer man gets raped and gaped and dumped on. That's it. That's all.
source?
Anonymous No.151132229 [Report]
make peace with demons because you live in hell, otherwise, Hazbin Hotel/Helluvah Boss wouldn't exist.
Anonymous No.151132262 [Report] >>151132951
>>151129165
Humans always had free will, else they couldn't have chosen to disobey God and eat the fruit
Lucifer was pissy because God told him that humans would reign over angels, him leading Adam and Eve into temptation was him spitefully trying to destroy God's creations like a spoiled child throwing a temper tantrum
Anonymous No.151132294 [Report]
If she is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Anonymous No.151132305 [Report] >>151133249 >>151133823
Hazbin Hotel is one of those few shows that revived the "ruthless warrior angel" archetype.
Every other depiction of angels had them fair or considerate.
Anonymous No.151132491 [Report] >>151132941 >>151133971
I'd let her beat the piss out of me any day of the week.
Anonymous No.151132941 [Report]
>>151132491
same boss man, can't blame pentious for wanting to go back to hell for her
Anonymous No.151132951 [Report]
>>151132262
Omniscient God already knew that would happen though, and could have prevented it in a million ways, including by not putting the tree of knowledge in the garden of eden where it would only tempt his creations.
Anonymous No.151133249 [Report] >>151133510
>>151132305
There is ontologically nothing morally wrong with killing demons.
Anonymous No.151133510 [Report]
>>151133249
Just sayin' that Lute embody an angelic archetype that many people have forgotten nowadays.
Anonymous No.151133528 [Report] >>151133717
>>151129633
Seconding this, im legitimately curious myself
Anonymous No.151133534 [Report]
Anonymous No.151133578 [Report] >>151133716 >>151135273
EXIDUS 22:18
Anonymous No.151133716 [Report]
>>151133578
Belos did nothing wrong either.
Anonymous No.151133717 [Report] >>151133829
>>151133528
My Mom just sent a reply disowning me and basically saying I'm bant from family Thanksgiving and Xmas. Not sure if that has something to do with this experiment, it could just be a coincidence.

We have a saying in science, "Correlation does not equal causation". So I'll have to run some statistical analysis later and see if I can tease the signal out from the random noise.
Anonymous No.151133760 [Report]
>>151129243
>>151129245
Yeah but the question was naming something they did wrong.
Anonymous No.151133823 [Report]
>>151132305
>Every other depiction of angels had them fair or considerate.
I wouldn't go that far.

>by God that androgynous bitch was perfect for that role, she looked fantastic in that get up
Anonymous No.151133829 [Report]
>>151133717
Check to make sure there's no outside factors that could potentially contaminate your results, anon. Good science does it's best to account for all possible scenarios
Anonymous No.151133902 [Report]
>meow
Anonymous No.151133971 [Report] >>151134050 >>151135802
>>151132491
She obviously wants to fuck Pentius.

Why don't these two just get a room?
Anonymous No.151134050 [Report]
>>151133971
It'd work better as a story if she came to the hotel to feud with Pentious some more instead of hanging out with Angel Dust.
Anonymous No.151135196 [Report]
>>151128624
Not killing Charlie.
Anonymous No.151135273 [Report]
>>151133578
>create a universe, complete with full fledged sapient life
>find that this sapient life can utilize what basically amounts to your developer's kit that allows access to the base code of reality itself
>inexplicably get pissy that your creations can use the tools that you also inexplicably left just sitting out for anyone to find and instruct them directly that that shit isn't cool
>???????????????
>profit!

What did the Almighty mean by this?
Anonymous No.151135324 [Report] >>151135375 >>151135453 >>151135610
>>151127158 (OP)
More like
Never got to suck Adam's dick

Lute probably saw how Adam slept with all the other exorcists except her, and even after naming her his "right hand" he wouldn't even use her for a handjob

That makes perfect sense; she'll literally go to war against hell for being left with the blue balls.
Anonymous No.151135375 [Report] >>151135938
>>151135324
Wouldn't it be a blue vulva?
Anonymous No.151135453 [Report] >>151135938
>>151135324
it'd be kinda funny if they somehow managed to meet up again, and Lute immediately takes the opportunity to confess her love directly. only for Adam to be all "wait, you wanted to fuck me this whole fucking time? gross, Lute! you're basically my daughter, like, I MADE you! you're fucking nasty sometimes..."
Anonymous No.151135610 [Report]
>>151135324
I want to see Adam come back just to see his reaction to only Lute being the one that actually misses him.
Anonymous No.151135802 [Report] >>151135908
>>151133971
Even though Pentious has a relationship with Cherri Bomb wouldn't he have had several relationships and Frenenemies over the years during his time in Hell as he's like from the late 1800's and arrived in Hell around the same time, but they either got killed in the Yearly Exterimations, toppled by Rosie and then Alastor (if they were an Overlord) or moved to somewhere else in the Pride Ring and Cherri Bomb happened to be the most recent of his Relationships and Frenenemies.
Anonymous No.151135908 [Report]
>>151135802
Or they could be destined star-crossed lovers meant for each other.
Anonymous No.151135938 [Report] >>151136287
>>151135375
Meh, it's more of a term than saying the anatomically correct genitals

>>151135453
That sounds very much in line with the canonical Adam
Anonymous No.151136283 [Report]
>>151129833
The leak I'm most looking forward to is seeing Velvette using her power one-on-one in the fight at V Tower after talking so much shit.

It's cool her power is more than a match for her mouth and I can't wait to actually see that. It's totally sick from what I understand and bitch is even more viciously psychotic than you already think she is.
Anonymous No.151136287 [Report]
>>151135938
I've always kinda assumed the exorcists work on biblical canon's Adam rib creation rules yeah, given how Adam named and thus presumably created Vaggie. Lute just apparently takes her daddy kink a bit too literally