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Anonymous No.151153079 [Report] >>151153233 >>151153247 >>151153398 >>151153878 >>151154985 >>151155384 >>151155681 >>151156042 >>151156870 >>151157630 >>151157674 >>151158352 >>151158538 >>151160214 >>151160923 >>151162252
What was his problem?
Anonymous No.151153198 [Report] >>151157682 >>151161819
Jewish
Anonymous No.151153233 [Report] >>151157682 >>151161819
>>151153079 (OP)
Ginger.
Anonymous No.151153247 [Report] >>151153302 >>151161819
>>151153079 (OP)
Terminal oneitis
Anonymous No.151153302 [Report] >>151157018 >>151158054
>>151153247
To be fair he immediately moved on as soon as she actually rejected him.
Anonymous No.151153340 [Report] >>151153651
How was he any worse than Megamind ?
Anonymous No.151153364 [Report] >>151162186
He's the most realistic supervillain in that he's what the average person would do if they got superpowers.
Anonymous No.151153398 [Report] >>151156039
>>151153079 (OP)
>What was his problem?
have you seen the movie? it's in there buddy, just right on your screen. His problem is told in the film, and, you know, 8 yo children uderstood it. It's not that complicated, dude, just watch the movie, 2, 3 times if you need it. You'll understand. I believe in you.
Anonymous No.151153416 [Report]
He wanted recognition from Roxanne but couldn't get it so he lashed out.
Anonymous No.151153426 [Report]
He gave a woman the ick, the gravest of crimes.
Anonymous No.151153478 [Report] >>151162203
He's a sub 8 male, Jim
Anonymous No.151153651 [Report] >>151157681
>>151153340
Megamind after "killing" Metro Man didn't actually do shit besides steal some stuff, this guy on the other hand actually destroyed stuff and probably killed a lot of people in the process
Anonymous No.151153878 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
Harmlessness isn't the same thing as good.
Anonymous No.151154985 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
no bitches
Anonymous No.151155384 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
Manlet hirsch is that you?
Anonymous No.151155681 [Report] >>151156837
>>151153079 (OP)
He's a simp, an incel, and a gamer. He's a Simpcelmer.
Anonymous No.151156039 [Report] >>151157068
>>151153398
He is interested in how other anons see it, not how it actually is.
Anonymous No.151156042 [Report] >>151156847
>>151153079 (OP)
He shoulda ditched Roxanne as soon as he became a "meta-human" and fucked some pussy that was chasing him instead. He put Roxanne on a pedestal, (which you should never do for anyone, especially women) and he got burned for it.
Anonymous No.151156837 [Report]
>>151155681
Try saying THAT five times fast!
Anonymous No.151156847 [Report]
>>151156042
this
Anonymous No.151156870 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
power without responsibility.
Anonymous No.151157018 [Report] >>151158054 >>151160189 >>151160720
>>151153302
I don't think trying to take over the city and kill the women you were crushing for is "moved on".
Anonymous No.151157068 [Report]
>>151156039
NTA but it's been talked about enough. All that's left is repeating ourselves, or just meming it. Or waiting for the out of touch incel to come defend Hal unironically.
Anonyrnous No.151157630 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
His "problem" was Megamind.

His real problem was he couldn't handle one rejection and made it the whole city's problem.
Anonymous No.151157674 [Report] >>151158406 >>151158490
>>151153079 (OP)
He was cucked, lied to, used as a guinea pig.
Anonymous No.151157681 [Report]
>>151153651
Megamind has done way worse than Tighten.
Anonymous No.151157682 [Report] >>151158082
>>151153198
>>151153233
Cope answers. He was an incel like the rest of us
Anonymous No.151158054 [Report]
>>151153302
>>151157018
lol
Anonymous No.151158082 [Report]
>>151157682
One of the few times a person actually use the word correctly to describe a character.
Anonymous No.151158352 [Report] >>151158406
>>151153079 (OP)
what would happen if megamind taught him how to stop time
Anonymous No.151158406 [Report]
>>151157674
>He was cucked, lied to, used as a guinea pig.
he wasn't in anything to cucked with to begin with lmao
nigga was given literal superpowers and threw a melty over it

>>151158352
titan sized cumshots on random women before resuming time and allowing the impact to cave their skulls in instantaneously
Anonymous No.151158490 [Report] >>151161101
>>151157674
4chan is obsessed with cucking I swear to god.
Anonymous No.151158538 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
He's literally you
Anonymous No.151160189 [Report]
>>151157018
I mean one would probably not try to kill a woman you're still into.
Anonymous No.151160214 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
insecure, emotionally immature, obsessive, entitled, incel mindset, probably red-pilled, chronically online, chud, etc.
Anonymous No.151160720 [Report] >>151160785
>>151157018
There was a point where he was just going to live quietly in an apartment until megamind provoked him past the snapping point
Anonymous No.151160785 [Report] >>151160945
>>151160720
He was actively planning to keep doing illegal shit. He even planned for Megamind to join him.
Anonymous No.151160923 [Report] >>151160966
>>151153079 (OP)
His real problem was he was born ugly. Look at Bernard, he was boring but had an angular face, low body fat and nice hair. If Hal had moment of genuine raw emotion, would Roxanne have her hands all over him? We all know the answer.
Anonymous No.151160945 [Report] >>151162219
>>151160785
Yeah, but he (Titan) was an idiot, and Megamind caused him to have a fucking spaz attack as an already emasculated man, rubbed it in his face, and then expects Titan to play along with Megaman's retarded superhero infantilization bit. If anything, in hindsight, Megamind is the larger retard here and he gets the girl at the end. Megamind giving an unstable person super powers, then building him up, only then to tear him down and emasculate him by dating the woman Titan was interested in because Megamind had a hard-on for roleplaying. As I dissect this on the spot, it actually is kinda fucked, Titan was kind of a bit of a victim here, albeit he was an idiot, but an emasculated idiot who was given demi-godhood by an even larger idiot.
Anonymous No.151160966 [Report]
>>151160923
>It's flirting if you're attractive
>It's harassment if you're ugly
Dilemma.
Anonymous No.151161101 [Report]
>>151158490
It's because being cucked is the worst thing that can happen to a man. It's in our psyche to be dejected and humiliated when another person takes our mate.
Anonymous No.151161819 [Report]
>>151153198
>>151153233
>>151153247
all of the above
Anonymous No.151162186 [Report]
>>151153364
Projection.
Anonymous No.151162203 [Report]
>>151153478
That's the biggest blackpill of all.
Anonymous No.151162219 [Report]
>>151160945
What comic is that pic from anyway?
Anonymous No.151162243 [Report]
Here's a picture of Jonah Hill and Tighten standing in the same room together.
Anonymous No.151162252 [Report]
>>151153079 (OP)
Being a non-Chad should be punishable by death. Slow, painful death.