Thread 151169816

Don't underestimate me, kid.

I don't care about your Dissidia, Ultima, Omega... any of your multi-dimensional chain scaling bullshit!

I don't give a damn about that.

Piece your way down a path you choose to take, without ever doubting in yourself!
That's the way a Demon Hunter rolls!

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.

KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSS

>>151169816 (OP)
Is Kratos the most popular character in /dbg/ ever?

ASHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

KRATOS DESTROYED MOUNTAIN OLYMPUS
https://youtu.be/0CxVMhQKh4Y?t=184
FUARK FUUUUUAAAAAARRRRKRKKKKKK

>>151169881
MOUNTAINTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>>151169816 (OP)
>No cookbook
Get this worthless jobber out of my thread
https://youtu.be/JYIk4_jV9Mw

>>151169816 (OP)
Cringe as FUCK.

the cookbook knows all

>>151169848
Baki DEITY...

>>151169816 (OP)
dumbass spic you can't force a curse on a character you want to lose, you're opponents need to put the curse on him instead

OUR HEROES

>>151169881
Mount Olympus was canonically tall enough to encompass all of existence but gameplay constraints made it smaller in game
So Kratos has better feats than Asura

Why wasn't Asura scaled to this?

>>151169951
FUUUUAAAAARRKKK KRATOS DESTROYED AN IMMEASURABLY SIZED STRUCTURE KRATOS IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>151169892
GODruto!!!!

>>151169962
because Kratos has Mortal Kombat scaling which has Cooking Show Scaling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PUmBe3xV4o&themeRefresh=1

>>151169946
Yugi vs Sakura Kinomoto (vs Ash is a fucking meme)
Jaden/Yudai vs Ben 10
and
Yusei vs Squall FF8

>>151169974
his immeasurable power is not what makes him King, anon, it is his Wisdom and his Heroism.
Being a Better Man, that is where immeasurable power comes from.

>>151169816 (OP)
>Trying to do this SImon bullshit again
Dante shouldn't be like Simon. He is DANTE. Not Simon.

>>151169995
>Sakura Kinomoto
fucking who?

>simon
what a fucking cuck lol

are you a Better Man yet?

>>151169995
>Yugi vs Sakura Kinomoto (vs Ash is a fucking meme)
Ah yes, the magical girl series that pays no attention to the idea of making monsters fight each other. Yep, no one ever compared Pokemon and Yugioh, not like they're the best selling mon series of all time or anything, they have no history on the playground. None at all.
>My HERO Squall being put against a Yugioh character for some reason
I can bet you never even played 8.
>>151170037
Cutesy magical girl character from a magical girl series that isn't about making monsters fight each other.

My eyes are up here, Asura...

>>151169995
>Yugi vs Sakura Kinomoto
Anyone that knows even a little about SCC knows that match is a meme unless you go muh scaling

>>151169816 (OP)
Dante wouldn't do this. Making a speech about how he's never gonna give up requires him to accept that the situation is dire/be fighting his brother which is like the only time he's ever serious.

can WE STOP TALKING about Kratos vs Asura!?

Everytime I get on here, without FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIL i see a post about how it's the worst thing ever an it killed your baby an fucked your mom.

I GET IT! IT'S A SHIT BATTLE! YES THE SCALING FOR KRATOS WAS FAR FETCHED AS FUCK! YES HIM COVERING HIS EYES FROM SUN LIGHT WAS USED AS A SPEED FEAT! YES THEY SCALED HIM TO A FUCKING MAGIC SPELL! YES ASURA WAS HARDLY GIVEN THE SCALING HE SHOULD OF! YES THE ANIMATION WAS JANK! YES THE FUCKING STUPID FACE KRATOS MAKES WAS CRINGE! YES ITS WHAT NEXT TO NO ONE WANTED! WE KNOW THEY IGNORED THE MANGA FEATS! WE KNOW THE STORY BOARD WAS RIGGED TO MAKE ASURA THE BAD GUY! LORE CHAIN SCALING KRATOS TO SHIT HE NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO DOING WAS INDEED FUCKING STUPID! COULD KRATOS STILL WIN WITH PROPER SCALING!? maybe!? I dunno!

EVERY DAY! "so is this battle still bad?" "guys whats your thoughts on kratos v asura now?"

I swear to god it's like we are spewing the same shit over an over. I'm one of em! i've done it! But we GOTTA HEAL

PS. Kratos does in fact need Air to live, so a fight in space just means death for him.

WE GET IT! IT'S ALMOST BEEN A YEAR! It's time to LET IT GO!

>>151170046
>>151170037
She is empowered by magic, summons monsters from cards and is protected by the spirits of the clow cards.

Has been a popular mu anywhere but the U.S. which is why they went with lol muh 4kids walmart tradings cards over an actual cool fight.

>>151170068
We can't. every few weeks someone finds something that makes it even more obvious how bad it is

ROARtos. That is all.

>>151170066
It's actually far more likely that Clive would make that type of speech anyway. He's not Simon, but he spent a lot of the final phase of the final battle lecturing Ultima on his limitations (like how Simon did to the Anti-Spiral).

>>151170086
Kill yourself listtroon.

Who would win? I need to know to pick a book to read

>>151170086
Kill yourself listroon.

>>151170046
>>151170065
It's listtroon

>>151170086
>She is empowered by magic, summons monsters from cards and is protected by the spirits of the clow cards.
Stop being fucking obtuse. Cardcaptor Sakura is not based on forcing monsters to fight each other and she doesn't even use them in mostly offensive ways because CCS isn't violent at all.
>Has been a popular MU anywhre but the US
Said no one ever.
>but le 4kids
Yes. People compared Pokemon and Yugioh. Because they are mon series. In which mons battle each other. Which CCS is not.

>Pairing so based even NTRbros kneel and make vanilla out of it
This is my hero and heroine.

Why are you even replying to it

>>151169925
Listroon is so fucking stupid that he thinks the Simon meme unironically isn't just a major curse when it has failed time and time again

>>151170176
It didnt fail Maka.

BRING ME NICOL BOLAS

YUGISURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151170176
notice how he never did that for Blade vs Buffy, this is because that MU had a real biological woman in it which scared him away from interacting with it

Uhh according to Tsubasa chronicle didn't Sakura and Li die in a car wreck?
If she can't survive a fender bender she is NOT beating the King of Games

>>151170212
Post Yugi surviving a car crash

>>151170221
GX

I said kill yourself listroon.

>>151170197
Nah, you're getting Orologia

>>151170226
>SIMON GIVE ME SPIRAL POWER TO BEAT THIS GIRL WHO IS A TRILLION TIMES WEAKER THAN ME
Really?

>>151170263
Ruby was DC adjacent.

>>151170263
Listroon is so unironically fucking retarded he always considers weird crossover scaling even when the show themselves never does it

>>151170176
It was funny when even the reddit got tired of him doing that and told him to fuck off

>>151170274
Attack on Titan was Marvel adjacent.

>>151170242
Wouldn't Orologia fit Malgor better? Local dragon-esque being goes through endless time loops attempting to create a better outcome for someone they dearly care about, only to realize that the constant loops are actively destroying time itself.
It's just that Oro is Gran's "mom" and Malgor is the Hero's "son".

>>151170290
RWBY was western and had crossovers with dc
Maka is from a fully japanese ip.

So she was the simon.

BLORCH!

>>151169995
>Jaden/Yudai vs Ben 10
Not gonna lie, it would be hysterical if this twink was next in line to mindrape Benfags

>>151170338
The Simon shit was for whoever people thought the underdog was and it wasn't Ruby.

>>151170295
It's really funny to see Simon go from absolutely beloved to really hated and listroon was a huge factor in that because he's a huge fan of Simon and can't contain his autism

>>151170364
Well i made Maka the simon cuz fuck DC

>>151170361
Its sadly unlikely Jaden wins, but like said before, it would be utterly rad if he won by super poly merging himself with Alien X and winning that way with a new Elemental Hero design.

>>151170373
I still like him but yeah liistroon's autism taints every character he touches

>>151170373
Simon was the hero of these halls and that won't change. DCfags needed a humbling and he delivered on it. The retarded latching on to his likeness to gas up jobbers or underdogs won't change that.

>>151170418
Cucks are never heroes, faker. Begone from MY halls.

SAAR DO NOOT REDEEEEEM DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEM

>Watch Deku vs Maka high diff evaluation videos
>people keep giving experience to Deku
Maka starts her series having already killed 99 villains of the week wtf are people shafting her on experience they did this with Ruby too they said since Ruby is older she's more experienced which is dumb Ruby jobbed to Roman fucking Torchwick

>>151170449
People treat experience like EXP gain or how long you've been alive, as if that really matters rather than the quality of the experience.

>>151170250
Leave the magical girl to me...

>>151170449
Experience is a meme stat anyway

>>151170464
She gets soloed (By my cock)

>>151170449
>Maka starts her series having already killed 99 villains of the week
I wonder how far she'd get in the MHAverse

>>151170449
Experience is in general the gayest stat to consider for every vs fight
Unless the character is actually really skilled or intelligent in a truly tangible way (or stupid/bad at fighting) 99% of the time it doesn't even matter

>>151170449
Mhakeks have a really weird self-constructed narrative where Deku is ackshually a genius strategist thinker who wins millions of battles through amazing genius smarts and expertise and knowledge and not just that he was handed the easiest punch bad guy power ever
He hasn’t had a strategic thought in his peabrain since S2 and full cowling, just “punch at higher number and scream”

>>151170489
Maka is almost custom built for success in the MHA universe. She'll be an amazing wife to Deku

>>151170479
Ack! Give jumpscare warning!!

>>151170479
I had a dream last night that they said
>The winner, is KINGtos
instead of
>The winner, is Kratos

>>151170497
Deku vs Asta was truly the fight he deserved

>>151170499
He's already dating Bakugo

>>151170479
I’m telling the doctors in my sanitarium this is what broke my mind and they just won’t believe me

>>151170497
That's most shonen fights. That's actually most fights in Marvel and DC too.

>>151170499
Why would she marry a WacDonalds Cashier? I mean I know he used to be Uravity's sidekick but that's in the past

>>151170520
It is but you don’t see Hulkkeks or Superkeks acting like “no actually they won because they’re so heckin strategic and genius in their fights it wasn’t their powers at all…”

Megatronbros...

>>151170086
>Has been a popular mu anywhere but the U.S.
Cope. People outside the US like Ash vs Yugi too, meanwhile I have NEVER seen anyone discuss Yugi vs Sakura at all outside of niche battleboarding spaces.

>>151170193
Because it failed Ruby instead

Ash wouldn't beat Yugi due to smarts Ash would beat Yugi because he physically tanks a lot of damage it's practically his thing

Oh, so it's true. Dark Magician is a counter to Dragon-type monsters.

>>151170479
DELETES THIS
IM HYPERVENTILATING RN
ASURASISTERS, HELP

Vegeta beat Shadow. That's all I need to be happy.

>>151170566
Back then
Modern Shadow gapes modern Vegeta

>>151170535
Using your powers in a smart way counts too but Hulk doesn't do that and neither does Goku (not in a way that ever grants him the win that is)

>>151170593
goku vs hit was all a skillcheck he won

>>151170479
Kratos destroying a mountain, post it :)

>>151170600
>won
>gave up because Hit couldn't go all out
>Hit was winning anyway
>his answer to Hits timeskip was literally POWER UP HARDER

>P-post Kratos destroying a mountain or I will cry and shit my pants wah waaah
Kwab

>>151170449
Experience only matters when one of the characters has experiences fighting something that would be useful for the MU.
Who cares if Deku spends 1000 years killing fodder villain? none of that experience would translate into something useful against Maka.
Same shit happened with Ruby.

>>151170118
Aren't unnamed space marines jobbers? Then again,i'm not too familiar with Starcraft to know what can Jim Raynor do either.

>>151170614
Wrong. By just watching Hit, he was able to predict what he'd do seconds into the future.

>>151170622
>Experience only matters when one of the characters has experiences fighting something that would be useful for the MU
Which is pointless because like 95% of matchups are fights where both combatants have had plenty of experience fighting something similar enough to their opponent

>>151170622
Experience actually would help Buffy with Blade. Blade has the fog form, which Buffy has dealt with before so she'd naturally be prepared for it. It's still an advantage to Blade because he can do something she can't but an advantage doesn't mean it can't be dealt with.

>>151170600
…is what i would say if he didn’t purely win because “i can do a super saiyan blue powerup and you can’t ne ne”

It's Penis Inspection Day At Death Battle.

>>151170489
Since she was born in Nevada her Hero career would be way easier just because she's from the US.
No idea how could you translate her fighting style to the Quirk system.
Maybe her quirk would be about scanning souls and she teams up with Soul who has a Black Blood or transmutation quirk?

>>151170656
And then Hit adjusted his technique back instead of mindlessly repeating the same thing for Goku to counter, and Goku’s only response instead of anything strategic or smart was just to get a super saiyan blue powerup

>>151170656
>Goku has basic foresight
Woah... so impressive... Anyway
>SUPER SAIYAN BLUE KAIOKEN X10
>Hit just gets stronger and it works
>Timeskip also fails on anything weaker than him (making it a shit ability)

So I started playing FF16 and good lord is the opening really long, game’s fun though when I actually get to play it.

>>151170176
It worked for hulk out of nowhere.

>>151170683
>>151170684
Kaioken x10 was a ki control skill check.
If goku didnt train ki at all beforehand he would have exploded.

>>151170667
Oh please Doctor, be gentle

>>151170543
Frieza resetting your character to level 1 sure was something.

>>151170697
Listroon was spamming Simonzilla for most of the wait period, I remember kaijufags telling him to shut the fuck up

>>151170667
Good thing all my favs are women

>>151170692
It's a modern Sony exclusive (or was) so you have to have some patience with it. Pays off though in my opinion.

>>151170681
I meant like how many foes can she take until she's outmatched

>>151170707
>Powering up is a skillcheck
Can't believe Superman is more skilled than Goku because he's stronger...

>>151170722
Yeah I can tell I’ll probably enjoy it, I’m a little iffy on skill cooldowns in a game like this but I’m sure it’s ultimately fine.

>>151170692
If you're playing on PC I'd recommend a difficulty mod as it's unfortunately really easy
It's a good game, but it's unfortunately a DMC game with a bunch of stupid MMO fetchquest segments thrown in

>>151170746
You get better at handling it. Whether you want to maximise a quick DPS or style on them (mastery of the latter will help you with the former though) is up to you. Side quests I love for their stories and how it adds to the world but it is very patience testing I'll admit.