Thread 151193937

Yesterday Vulture gave the youth some life advice, Spidey helped stopped some mutant false flag terrorism, the Heroes for Hire are back in business!
Today we'll see two of /co/'s favourite things; Peter Parker's parents and more mutants!

>previous thread
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>>151193957
I still don't get what Harras's end goal was with that shit

Guys. I'm scared, things are looking more modern. AMS only has 80ish issues till Sins Past hits.

>>151193986
>paul

>>151193984
Harras didn’t believe in endgames, his thing (because it worked with X-Men) was to plant mysteries or questions to tease the readers without knowing or caring what the solution would be, if any. That could be filled in later.

>>151193987
Not completely related but for about 10 issues now it's felt like Adjectiveless has been the main book over Amazing

>>151193987
Don't worry my friend we still have quite a while until then. What you should be worried about right now is the Byrne era creeping up, but we still have good stories between now and then

>>151194060
Spider-Man's been proven to be a non-mutant at least three times. Try and keep up Zane

I can't help but think to the last big news story of a guy spouting hate on a university campus

>>151194023
>Byrne
Oh god, I just remembered the Gather of Five storytime a year or 3 ago. Fuck man, that might be the worst thing this ride has seen when we get to it.

>>151194074
He's also calling to question Captain America and the Fantastic Four
Like, scientifically documented fully public figures

>>151194115
Last night we had them questioning Daredevil in Heroes for Hire. I guess the X-books were trying to build up some kind of storyline here, but I doubt we'll see the payoff.

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned witch hunt

>>151193945
These gatefold recap pages didn’t last long but they were like a preview of the recap pages Marvel introduced in the 2000s and mostly use to this day.

I never figured out exactly why DC has refused to use recaps to this day.

>>151194129
Those X-books, always needing to have a thumb in every pie

>>151194134
Something about that bottom right panel is giving me Tails Gets Trolled vibes and I don't know why

That's a pretty cool power

>>151194207
List off names, 20, 10, 5 or even 2 that are alive because there is a spiderman.

Jesus Christ, can Ed write a letter

Never saw Vertigo, I hear it's a decent Hitchcock flick

>>151194246
Yeah but he's right

>>151194060
>burning and lynching at the same time
Are you going to make it sit at the back of the bus as well?

>>151194134
These people must've missed out on those covers that specifically called Spider-Man the non-mutant superhero.

I got no idea who this is, which forgotten face they could have possibly plucked from the past

>>151194199
I know that light is coming from his belt but it doesn't always look that way.

Real nice misdirect by not having his costume on before

>>151194415
JRJR draws a great Shocker

>>151194207
If anything just being around Spidey is a death sentence for Stacys.

>>151194255
Have you read the X-Men story where Scott meets a woman who looks exactly like his dead (at the time) lover Jean Grey? That’s based on Vertigo (where one of the women is named Madeleine), though the twist is different.

>>151194466
>Have you read the X-Men story where
no

>>151194360
I"m guessing it's just Shocker.

I can't believe Spider-Man is fucking dead!

>>151194585
Spider-Man died and the book is getting replaced with a Juggernaut solo

>>151194643
again?

>>151194710
this day keeps going from bad to worse.

>>151194700
Can we take a moment to think about how Spiderman went to talk to Ṕ̵̬̥̈à̶̤̞͈̱̈́̽̈̚͜u̶̧͍̬̜̘̗͈̒l̷̡̘̪̮͑̎̒ and ended up running into 2 unrelated super villains?

>>151194732
spider-mans already stopped the juggernaut once before he can do it again.

>>151194768
what happened to tom?

>>151194798
Mutants. What else?

>>151194793
No Jughead is in the other book

>>151194849
He makes a good point.

>>151194859
He really does

And so ends the saga of the bite that made Peter very dizzy
The shit that had been plaguing almost every spider-book for like six months

>>151194884
Dizzy Spiderman must have been a thing for at least 4 months at this point, I'm ready to end it.

>>151194878
does Tom get better?

>>151194925
Looks like the next time Tom shows up after this is.... X-Men 361

>>151194960
Aww shit. Making them spies was the worst idea of classic spiderman.

>>151194960
I really hate this.

>>151194981
And this is only like the third time it's been addressed, and the first time so directly
So I imagine this book is what got the idea to really stick

I've two issues of GI Joes to catch up on, so I'm probably going to be reading the word Baroness a lot today

I don't know what OSS or Bounder means

But hey, that's Peter Parker's grandpa

>>151195107
So Fury obviously knows that Peter is Spider-Man, but is it ever stated anywhere that he's the reason that the government never really came close to finding out his identity?

Surprise cameo

>>151195145
Get it? Agent Ten because Weapon X! Morrison is gonna feel so smart when he makes the same connection in five or so years

>>151194506
This is a good one!

>>151195145
Oh, oh no,
noooo
So, this moment has become important in 2025...

Loving that expression on Liz in the third panel

>>151195179
Has it?

>>151195195
Logan knowing Richard and Mary came up in the Spider-Man & Wolverine book that's running now. I'm almost certain it's come up a few times before that as well

>>151195195
>Has it?
I only read the first issue of Spiderman/Wolverine, but it revealed that Logan is the one who killed Richard and Mary. Now it might be a fake out, but yeah, them knowing each other matters now.

We had some appetizers, now for today's mutant main course

>>151195235
Oh yeah I forgot that weird thing with Spider-Man and Marrow

Nice of the book not to take us too far out of our comfort zone
Also crazy how Jonah can keep a clear head s'long as that blasted wall crawler isn't involved

>>151195302
I'm now back to being mad about how Gyrich was made ultra mutant racist then killed off during Krakoa

>>151194246
Comics are still doing that shit, sadly.

>>151195319
Honestly, Gyrich had it coming for decades when it finally happened.

I'm not in love Madureira's art, but he gets the shape of Spidey's head right and does a decent web line

>>151195396
I like the way he does Spider-man's fingers.

>>151194798
His body's turning to wood at the moment, from a cursory glance at the wiki.

Take a number, lady

>>151195562
With a neck like that, Spiderman is looking more like Venom right now.

God damn
That was a crazy strong Jonah issue

Tune in tomorrow for more Spider-Man!

>>151195235
What was the "New Guide to the Marvel Universe" they plastered on every comic this month? I've never seen it reprinted and am too lazy and stupid to Google.

>>151195319
I was just rereading Nicieza's Thunderbolts which made him nearly genocide all superhumans, with the "out" that he was being mind-controlled to put his personal fantasies into practice.

It really seems a little extreme when he was originally just supposed to be this uptight bureaucrat type. Geoff Johns used him in his Avengers run but he's the only one I've seen who tried to de-villainize him.

>>151195621
Thanks for storytiming, Magister!

>That was a crazy strong Jonah issue
This is the best way to write Jonah. He may have webslinger tunnel vision, he may be a cheapskate, he may be an all-around grouch... but beneath all that, he is a DAMN GOOD newsman.

>>151195621
thanks magister.

>>151194995
Getting John Romita Sr. for this was a good idea, anyway.

>>151195621
Thanks again

>>151194960
I don't know. I never hated this whole Peter's parents are secret agents thing. Like it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, Peter's still just a guy who got superpowers by accident. Not like Nick Fury is coming over to his house and asking him to be a secret agent as a favor to his dead parents

>>151195292
>Every superpowered yahoo in a cape fell into an open volcano
Man even Cap?

>>151195223
>>151195179
While this the first time they've met, Richard and Mary were helping Cap and Logan take down Hydra bases until their Berlin mission
Logan sniffed out that Mary was pregnant with Peter and she made him and Steve his godparents

>>151198316
>Not like Nick Fury is coming over to his house and asking him to be a secret agent as a favor to his dead parents
That exact thing happens in an AU

>>151194181
So Mercury but better?

>>151195145
>>151195195
>>151195223
Basically the opening arc of the current SM/W is about Peter learning that Logan may have potentially been behind the murder of Richard and Mary Parker by watching the camera footage inside the plane
HOWEVER, the footage is fully restored at the end of the arc to reveal that Logan was only on the plane because S.H.I.E.L.D. had called him to protect them from Finisher (which he fails to do)

>>151200437
What issue has that godparent shit in it and why has it never come up again. Also how the fuck did they know Cap he should’ve been in the ice by that point

>>151200587
>What issue has that godparent shit in it
Honestly can't remember but It was that exact mission only hours before he went into the ice.
They talk about stuff going down in Berlin and Logan brings up her pregnancy. Pretty sure its during the time they came back as LMDs.

>and why has it never come up again.
Lee ended up hating how the parents stuff was handled supposedly ordered a ban on anything involving them going forward. Its why they don't come up for decades after the chameleon stuff outside of finally getting their bodies back to confirm they were dead and I think even that was a ruse and retcon.

>>151194142
Probably some boomer logic that turned into a tradition, that you dont make it easier for people to not buy back issues

>>151194017
Marvel didn't exactly drop this approach after he was gone. We still periodically get shock status quo shifts that happened before new run on a book starts, and readers get strung along for a year or two no real plan for what happened, they'll figure it out as they go on, if at all.

At least back in the 90s they usually knew how to make the mysteries somewhat compelling, now they're just annoying mysteries about "a thing you like has been ruined, keep reading to find out why".

>>151194428
From here through to Identity Crisis, Shocker gets a good run of stories in this era of the book, and it possibly only happened because Mackie needed a new villain to latch onto as /his guy/ after the Hobgoblin he'd been using got killed off. The he latches onto Venom as a villain after the relaunch.

>>151200439
A What If story right? Yeah well I guess you have point there. I guess original Ultimate universe also counts because Nick Fury probably would've dragged Peter into SHIELD because his parents worked there. Even if Peter hadn't been bitten by the spider.

>>151182906
>Van Lunt
Is this building to Zodiac things, or just a reference for reference sake?

>>151195686
I think it’s in reference to the new way they do recap pages

>>151195466
>three billion people on earth in 1997
>eight billion in 2025
Time flies huh?

>>151195235
So we’ve finally entered the era where the writers and artists get their names on the cover

>>151202770
are these real numbers?

>>151193937 (OP)
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paul is polish and will rape dylan

>Well just you MJfags wait… Paul’s going to get his revenge… BY RAPING DYLAN! We Paulbros always get the last laugh! We Polish fans won’t ever rest until Paul rapes Dylan!

>Polish people like Paul and Gwenschizo can’t help but try to rape kids it’s sad really but it’s also the thing they are most famous for!!

>I hate Spider-Man, actually, a lot. I only really got into it to piss off the Gwenschizo. And my needs must be met to accommodate- anything that has none of the REAL Gwen or above mentioned is shit.
>Im not polish bug off
>Marywhorekeks is a problem
>nothing ever happen!
> YES SIR Gwen and George Stacy are now a permanent part of the 616 again! I hope Spider-Gwen, the TRUE AND HONEST Gwen Stacy of the 616, marries the love of her life: Miles Morales!
>Spider-Man is unreadable without Gwen

>Good news buddy. It looks like the dimensional merger is complete, and Spider-Gwen is now the NEW and PERMANENT Gwen Stacy of the 616!

>Okay so you're saying it's perfectly okay for me to LARP as a Polish child molester obsessed with Gwen Stacy, but the moment anyone tells me to shut the fuck up, they are actually secretly also me and that's your cue to lose your fucking mind. Not the shit I was doing before, but, only ever the shit I am supposedly doing in response to... myself???

Migrate
>>151206255
>>151206255

>>151206295
'kay

>>151201613
I don't think Untold Tales did any Zodiac stories, as that book was set years before the group actually appeared. Probably just a reference for the sake of it.

thanks