Thread 151201053

Good morning, grandpa. The leaves are beautiful in the funnies today, if a little bland in our yard. Maybe shake out the newspaper before you get going. Enjoy the comics.

reject mob mentality while you wait

the solution to this one bothered me. a lot.

some serials with your cider?

>>151103873

>>151103879
let's split up, gang!

>>151103917
nice colors

>>151103922
new arc, new pet that's preternaturally intelligent

>>151103930
given the time fuckery in this arc, I read this as all the Phantoms being literally and physically present in the airplane

>>151201064
Camera footage from the drone should show where its flight began, presuming whoever is guilty is too dumb to turn it off. That or just profiling because Weirldy has priors.

Also cat Queen a qt and I'm picturing Damini as Birch from My Life Me.

>>151103953
>I, a white man, will solve your generational conflict

>>151201120
"if Weirdly were telling the truth, Bill's fingerprints would likely be on the drone. Slylock suspects Weirdly must have wiped Bill's prints along with his own"

>>151201161
The fuck? Not only is that total conjecture but it doesn't prove Weirdly's guilt at all. No way that's gonna hold up in court, Slylock's fucking losing it.

sweater puppies

>>151201064
Bonobo has opposable fingers, HOW CAN WE TRUST ~ANYTHING~ HE SAYS?!?

>>151201171
Would have been way funnier if he said
>Your turn Chad
Implying that fat bitch Donna was saying oink.

>>151201240
huh, what do you know great apes(like bonobos) do have opposable fingers. I had it down as one of the human-only characteristics, guess I'll have to move it to the debonked pile of discarded passing thoughts

>>151201110
>Cowboy Phantom
I want more of that one.

the joke is that Crankshaft is in an art museum

>>151201064
1&3; Earring on her right ear & wooden trim on the arm rest
Knowing Weirdly, he most likely hacked it; P.S.- Holy reaction image
Smaller spot on dog, Cow's mouth, Horse's nostrils, Rabbit's paws, Branch stub on the log, Rooster's beak
b) Stomach

man on a mission

truly, it was a different time

nu-heart was a rerun of the potpourri strip

>>151201053 (OP)
my personal fave

>>151201627
but what about them pokimon creatures

l-lewd

more paint by numbers

>>151201975
huh

thinking about that 2-ply

my supply is exhausted
until next week

>>151201064
I didn't know Slylock took place in Belgium

>>151201664
What is Garfield doing in The Hellhound and Hitler’s house

>>151201532
Lovely title panel this week.

>>151201707
>Untitled Duck Strip

>>151201924
>"The nearsighted one is coming!"

>>151203036
Dee planting some seeds in people's imaginations this week.

OFFICIAL TIER LIST

MY (IMMACULATE) WIFE TIER:
>>151202017
>>151202029

SLYLOCK TIER:
>>151201064 I appreciate how hands-forward the art is, to subliminally guide you towards the intended solution.

CHUCKLE TIER:
Arlo & Janis
Baby Blues
B.C. (Modern)
Bizarro
Carpe Diem
Family Circus
Get Fuzzy
Hagar The Horrible
Katzenjammer Kids
Meaning Of Lila
Popeye
Strange Brew
Tina's Groove

COMFY TIER:
Judge Parker
Baldo
Crabgrass
Cul De Sac
Phoebe And Her Unicorn
Rosebuds
Wallace The Brave

"HORNY FOOD" TIER:
>>151201907
>>151202785

All others DNQ.

Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).

>>151201924
>>151203036
>>151203042
HOT DAMN

>>151201870
I really wish King Features would bring back the daily Popeye strips. This story would have worked a lot better as one.

>>151201117
>Wise, handsome, brave, funny, Prince Valiant (what a hunk) saved the day and kicked everyone's ass! Later every woman in the kingdom wanted to make love to him, but being the loyal husband he is, stayed true to the beautiful, one-of-a-kind queen.
>King Emilian began to suspect something

>>151201850
Now kiss

>>151201064
Well, either somebody has no fingerprints, like the MIB, or said prints were wiped.

>>151201917
The color notes or whatever you call them are back again.

>>151202768
He wanted LASANG

>>151201201
Can you really say "it's the thought that counts" when you end up having to work anyway?

>>151201272
Honestly that sounds like something The Far Side would've done.

>>151205183
Neat

>>151201917
How do they make that mistake TWICE?!

>>151201260
that Susie Kemp, how I HATE HER

>>151201281
I had a minor aneurysm reading this where for a second I couldn't remember Dagwood's name and thought he was actually named Ray all along and I'd forgotten.

>>151201338
Is that the fucking tubes of Torquemada?

>>151201457
You have to pay to play soccer? As a poor kid I never understood just how many things I didn't know. Damn.

>>151201523
jesus christ
>.45
>revolver
Is this motherfucker carrying a Single Action Army?

>>151201546
>Is it actually hate speech if it's totally misspelled?
the sunday funnies are getting existential this week, goddamn

>>151201619
>shitting on Hobbes
the absolute BRASS fucking BALLS on this motherfucker

>>151201651
heh

>>151201962
miring the fit

>>151202017
>that third panel
i just realized the artist for this gets along with the rosebuds guy because one of them is about huge tits and one of them is about huge asses. combined, their powers are nigh unstoppable, at least in the pages of the newspaper. truly: "through dick, unity."

>>151203228
>horny food tier
hhhehehe. i always enjoy both these threads and your tier lists
you anons are my favorite anons on /co/

>>151201457
What's the contradiction here? Carly having a kickabout with her mate in the garden is better than driving a long way to learn pro rules with a shouty coach who doesn't let you play

>>151201870
And so ends a fucking saga.
It says part 13, but it was really more like 15 to 17. I really hope the Milholland era gets collected in a book.

>>151201064
Weirdly only stole the controller, which is covered in his prints.

>>151201462
Subverted expectations?
In MY Family Circus?

>>151201640
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

>>151201640
Their problem was they had the dynamite upside-down, if they flipped it around, then the carcass would have blown downward.

>>151201850
I think that's the first time I've seen Marigold admit to being old. Granted, she's speaking relative to a human child, but I didn't think her narcissism would permit her.

>>151206291
Some leagues are free and even try to comp the cost of the physicals. Some have to rent the playing fields or pay refs or expect parents to kick in for the snack/drink expenses. Some are fully bougie and require you to buy branded gear and pay the coach.

>>151206546
which begs the question of which comic is better

>>151207741
>ass cleavage
i know what side i'm picking

>>151207741
What I've seen of Wannabe in these threads has been pretty underwhelming, honestly. Rosebuds has charm beyond the massive tits.

>>151201064
slylock is a profiler so he'll always be biased against weirdly. it's probably >>151207190 and bill is just using a loose definition of the word "grab"

>>151206546
>The new faces of comics are a stoic big titty super giant mexican woman and a clout-obsessed PAWG
>Both the characters and their creators are friends with each other
Glad we're in this timeline.

>>151201462
Adderall

>>151201462
>The two hops he did near the hopscotch girl and the jump roping

>>151206546
>>151207741
>>151208178
You know? It kinda bums me out in two different ways as both the artists drawing them don't really care about the medium and just go for the girls with exaggerated features and see also Jucika and also that there are so many cute girls that get no attention precisely for being from strips.

>>151201053 (OP)
Is this by the Kevin and Kell artist? Same artstyle

>>151201064
I feel like it's extremely flimsy evidence, but since bonobos have fingerprints like humans, not finding Bill's own fingerprints on it would likely mean it had been wiped for fingerprints, and since none of the other animals have fingerprints, so no reason to wipe it, it's down to either Bill or Weirdly being the culprit, and Bill wouldn't have much reason to wipe his own fingerprints unless he was trying to frame Weirdly.