Thread 151202007

>King of the Silent Hill
How would it go?

>>151202007 (OP)
Arlen would be Ashfield

>>151202007 (OP)
Better question; why would he be there?

>>151202047
Propane sales convention.

>>151202007 (OP)
I was going to say Hank is well adjusted enough to dodge the bullet. Then I remembered Cotton. He's hosed.

>Constantly confronted by all his fears of what Bobby would become
>Boomhauer and Bill as weird fucked up monsters before the final fight with a fucked up Bobby and Peggy.
>Dale is there and isn't surprised by any of this saying its a government plot
I think something there.

>>151202007 (OP)
Pyramid Head with a cook apron carrying a bag of charcoal instead of his weapon

>>151202007 (OP)
Monsters based on Cotton and trans Bobby.

>>151202007 (OP)
Pyramid head but it's a propane tank instead

>>151202047
A letter from Cotton.

how do you get the pig ending?

>Town is literally a giant coal fire
It wouldn't even need any monsters, it's already Hank's hell.

>>151202207
>I dunno what's causing all this smoke.
>But it isn't a clean burn, I tell ya whut.

>>151202007 (OP)
SH2 rules- Hank has to kill dead Japanese soldiers and deal with his complex feelings of his father.I dunno if it'll be that hard or bad as he's very well adjusted and sorta dealt with in it a good way. Honestly there's a good chance nothing happens at all.

1-3 Rules- Luan gets kidnapped by creepy cult she confuses as a Bible Club. Hank doesn't know or care what's going on and is going to kick every person's ass he see's.

>>151204194
>Luan gets kidnapped by creepy cult she confuses as a Bible Club.

I'd be more interested in Peggy's experience in Silent Hill.

>>151204378
>Wow, these robes are so soft but I don't like the scary masks. Do you have something more nice like a Penguin.
>Silence child. We must prepare you for our ritual
>Oh okay...What are we doing again...
>You shall be the vessel to propagate a new world pure of suffering
>...
>You shall give birth to our new God
> *Shocked gasp* OH MY GOD. LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY!
>...Yes.

>>151202007 (OP)
You're too new and I'm too old

>>151204194
>1-3 Rules- Luan gets kidnapped by creepy cult she confuses as a Bible Club. Hank doesn't know or care what's going on and is going to kick every person's ass he see's
This one's funnier and would make for a great movie.

>>151204194
>Hank has to kill dead Japanese soldiers
>They all look and act like Kahn even though he's Laotian

>>151202007 (OP)
Romper victim.

>>151202151
>One of Hank's greatest sources of guilt is shooting down all of Dale's theories without giving them much thought
>His biggest fear is that Dale is always right.

>>151202007 (OP)
Hank wouldn't need any weapons. He would kick their ASS

>>151205532
holy shit it's been years since I've seen this
thanks anon

>>151205532
>literal tl;dr reply to this back in 08
it literally doesn't matter

>>151205636
The ocean? Which ocean?

>>151202151
This is great. One of my very favorite things about the show are the brief, shining moments where Dale is right about everything. We don't get too many of them, either, so they always feel special when they arrive.