Thread 151206255

Yesterday tensions surrounding mutants was on the rise, Spider-Man did not stop the Juggernaut, and JJJ was the pillar of integrity
Today Spider-Man is fighting a zombie

>previous threads
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Starting early because it's my mom's birthday and I'm taking that nice lady out later

>>151206321
Betty looking very MJ-like here

>>151206384
Thankfully MJ looks even more MJ

>>151206255 (OP)
paul rape dylan marywhore gwen TVA spider-gwen x men rape dylan paul rabin gwenschizo polishpedoschizo rape rape rape pedophile polish poland norman one more day miles polish anti-gwenschizo poland rape space stone ghostspider rape dylan paul gwenschizo Mephesto x men omd norman peter parker paul rabin That murdering WHORE is dead, now the REAL Gwen can take her place thanks to the TVA. All we need now is Paul to rape Dylan, which he will do. Loki TVA space cube

>omd
>mephisto
>poland
>polish
>paul
>marywhorefags

paul is polish and will rape dylan

>Well just you MJfags wait… Paul’s going to get his revenge… BY RAPING DYLAN! We Paulbros always get the last laugh! We Polish fans won’t ever rest until Paul rapes Dylan!

>Polish people like Paul and Gwenschizo can’t help but try to rape kids it’s sad really but it’s also the thing they are most famous for!!

>I hate Spider-Man, actually, a lot. I only really got into it to piss off the Gwenschizo. And my needs must be met to accommodate- anything that has none of the REAL Gwen or above mentioned is shit.
>Im not polish bug off
>Marywhorekeks is a problem
>nothing ever happen!
> YES SIR Gwen and George Stacy are now a permanent part of the 616 again! I hope Spider-Gwen, the TRUE AND HONEST Gwen Stacy of the 616, marries the love of her life: Miles Morales!
>Spider-Man is unreadable without Gwen

>Good news buddy. It looks like the dimensional merger is complete, and Spider-Gwen is now the NEW and PERMANENT Gwen Stacy of the 616!


>paul rapes dylan
>one more day
>gwenschizo
>paul dylan omd gwenschizo norman pedopolishschizo poland polish paul gwen
>rape dylan
>one more day x men thread

>>151206452
>>151206470
A few more barnacles and this guy would be fit to hunt down a capbearer.

>>151206255 (OP)
Oh mostly dang magister, thanks for the story time

>>151206549
If you're here to arrest her why didn't you just do it instead of lazing around for a bit

Yuck

>>151206618
Well, that's a new look for her.

>>151206493
COULD YOU KINDLY STOP SPAMMING AND FUCK OFF THIS A STOYTIME MAINLY FOR FANS AND YOU CLEARLY ARE NOT ONE HONESTLY RETARDS LIKE YOU ARE TRULY OUT OF CONTROL GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE

>>151206493
I have honestly had enough of the likes you I am going to do everything in my power to get rid you for good.

>checks notes
So Shotgun isn't a one off character

>>151206705
>>151206786
At least we made it 324 threads without a schizo invasion
Though I doubt he's actually here still

Menace!

>>151206407
>we have blade at home

>>151206255 (OP)
Wow, this has been going on for 3 years.

>it's just a model
heh

>>151206826
>At least we made it 324 threads without a schizo invasion
>Though I doubt he's actually here still
I really don't get his problem I just with he get banned for good. I Am the guy who is Storytiming evey single X-Men comic in Chronological order more to come next week so stay tuned for a new thread.

>>151206916
>>151206948
He's got a cool mask, at least.

>>151206963
X-men have their own schitzos from my understanding but it is its own issue. This whole spider-man guy is it’s own problem it’s literally half one guy who is a problem and half a bunch of trolls exacerbating that problem for sport

>>151206963
>I'm the guy who is storytiming all 60 years of X-Men.
Found the Gwenschizo.

>>151206321
Wow, it's been a hot minuet since Glory has been around. When was her last story? The time she was sleeping with a werewolf?

>>151207220
Since she got any meaningful panel time? Yeah I think so

Very appreciated recap

>>151206618
Oh, so it's going to be another zombie Kraven story.

>>151206781
I get the feeling there's a LOT of context that we are missing out on.

>>151207287
That “World’s Greatest Comics!” tag (which they abandoned as soon as Fantastic Four came back) irritates me for some reason. Like they’re stealing FF’s gimmick.

>Galactus plush
Is that in poor taste?

>>151207369
>>151207390
>>151207412
Nice gams, Betty.

>>151207365
Being a traditional letterer at Marvel in this era must feel like you’re in a Zombie movie and one comic after another is infected by digital (I like Comicraft fonts because I’m used to them, but putting them on nearly every book was overkill).

>>151207376
Uhhh looks like you can read "Tales of the Zombie" from the early 70s to probably get most of it

>>151206916
I don't care what anyone says. Crime Master deserves to be brought back in the same way Ditko had him. A mastermind whose identity does not matter like the Joker except he primarily wants to maintain that criminal empire/order and do it well at a measured pace to keep society in balance. Crime shouldn't occur but perhaps Crime Master feels that crime should occur in order to keep America from becoming diluted into a society that follows corporate masters or a totalitarian government. A twisted form of objectivism that Crime Master believes to be the reality of it in that the evil side of selfishness must also be known to people just as Objectivism and capitalism brings many benefits.
I dunno maybe it is too similar to Joker but I feel like CM has the most potential out of any of Ditko's creations. Something at least. His mask and gas gun are too cool.

Are we unearthing the "George and Robbie try to find out Spider-Man's identity" subplot after almost 30 years?

>>151207400
Does it make it worse knowing that Deadpool stole it when the FF were missing in 2016? To be fair, it was also the GOAT DP run.

>>151207454
I know we were shit talking someone else for saying he was Spiderman's greatest foe earlier this week, but come on, this is even worse. Mendel isn't even a top 50 candidate.

>>151207649
It's a matter of recency bias it seems

You had to use that no-no word, huh Parker?

>>151207832
>and strange hair
I think this is the first time someone had called out the cornrows.

>>151207845
It's actually "Shlabotnik," but it's also totally appropriate his name would be misspelled. For those who don't know, he's a fictitious baseball player... and Charlie Brown's hero, which should tell you all you need to know about him.

>>151206255 (OP)
those are some crazy tits, even for 1997.

>>151207918
Timmy's got good taste in Spidey suits

That's it for today
We had a couple sub-villain(?) reappearances today

Tomorrow will mark the return of an old favourite; Marvel Team-Up!

>>151207959
Thanks for storytiming, Magister!

>>151206652
>Zombie
I think you mean zuvembie.

>>151206826
Wait one fucking minuet!
This had nothing to do with the possibly revived Kraven that was hanging with the Chameleon that we know wasn't a hallucination?

>>151208149
Sure didn't!

>>151206618
Guess Glory and Kraven shop at the same place

>>151208289
Actually, where the hell did she get the outfit and why did Calypso make her change into it just to make out and maybe have sex with the fed?

>>151208149
>>151208177
There's an upcoming story in JMD's Spectacular Spider-Man that follows up on that, and I'm reasonably sure this annual exists just to bring back Calypso because JMD's going to use her in that upcoming story and someone remembered she'd been dead for a few years.

>>151207454
>Uhhh looks like you can read "Tales of the Zombie" from the early 70s to probably get most of it
That wasn't really an option for most readers at the time this was published. Doing callbacks to decades old characters or stories that haven't been reprinted and not bothering to give readers enough context isn't good.

>>151207832
>Stromm says Osborn has strange hair
At least he's got hair, baldo.

>>151208326
every black woman has an outfit like that

>>151207959
Oh boy! Thanks Magister

>>151207931
>>151207959
It’s weird to think the even in the late 90s some people were fine with their full addresses being in a comic like this

>>151210053
That sort of thing lasted into the early 00s I think

>>151206321
unf oh baby yeah