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First look at Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Anonymous No.151208898 [Report] >>151211943 >>151214658 >>151216271 >>151216805 >>151216835 >>151224379 >>151227166
Also Bowser Jr confirmed
Anonymous No.151208967 [Report] >>151208981
>>151208882 (OP)
Where can I buy these
Anonymous No.151208981 [Report]
>>151208967
Outside of your housing project in those large buildings that have shopping carts in front of them
Anonymous No.151209036 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
We have Yoshi cookie. Now where's Boshi, Croco, Geno, and Mallow?
Anonymous No.151209069 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
The beast.
Anonymous No.151209148 [Report]
Yep, that is Yoshi.
Anonymous No.151209240 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
haha
Anonymous No.151209250 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
He looks exactly like I expected hm to look.
Anonymous No.151209487 [Report] >>151209496 >>151211951 >>151214485
>>151208882 (OP)
>safe to eat raw
W-what is Pillsbury implying??
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.151209496 [Report]
>>151209487

Its called cookie dough.

Its really good.
Anonyrnous No.151209734 [Report] >>151209817 >>151213880 >>151216993 >>151234023
>>151208882 (OP)
Super cute as expected, but will the Mario Galaxy Movie's WRITING be any better? That first film seemed... too impatient to jump into the adventures.
Anonymous No.151209817 [Report] >>151216993
>>151209734
Because Illumination films are written for ADD-riddled children.
Anonymous No.151209956 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Blue eyes? I am little disappointed.
Anonymous No.151210049 [Report] >>151210096 >>151210130
>>151208882 (OP)
since when does yoshi have blue eyes
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.151210096 [Report]
>>151210049

Since they made this movie.
Anonymous No.151210130 [Report]
>>151210049
Since now nigga
Yoshi is now PVRE ARYAN
Anonymous No.151211249 [Report] >>151211722 >>151213880 >>151213902
we went from mario meeting peach to going into space and meeting Rosalina?? they skipped like 20 years
Anonymous No.151211456 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
So long gay Bowser.
Anonymous No.151211722 [Report] >>151214992 >>151223322 >>151227455
>>151211249
Why would they do that? Well, let me give you a rundown of the "stories" in the mainline Mario games up until Galaxy:

>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in the Mushroom Kingdom
>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in the Mushroom Kingdom again
>Mario has a dream in which he saves fairies from a frog, most of which is irrelevant to the rest of the world building
>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in the Mushroom Kingdom, this time Bowser has help from a bunch of henchmen who resemble himself.
>Mario saves Daisy from Tatanga in Sarasaland
>Mario takes his previously unmentioned and never again mentioned Castle back from Wario
>Baby prequel
>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in her own Castle
>Mario first cleans graffiti on Isle Delfino left by Bowser Jr, then saves Peach from Bowser
>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in the Mushroom Kingdom... Again....

That's kinda it. Any more detail would essentially be "... and then Mario goes to the Lava Level and then he goes to the Ice Level and then he goes to the Cloud Level and then..." in most cases. The main Mario series has pretty paper thin stories, there usually isn't much to work with, at best they change the setting once in a while but the "story" is basically the same most of the time. Why did you think the Illumination movie was just a mash up of elements from SMB1, SMB3, DK1, MK, Wrecking Crew, NSMB and SM64? Any one single game isn't much to work with. Granted, going directly to Galaxy's setting might be the wrong move since Isle Delfino or the Dream World may be seen as downgrade, but it is about as interesting as the alternative settings to the Mushroom Kingdom get since Sarasaland and the SMW version of Yoshi's Island are basically just the Mushroom Kingdom with some oddities.

Arguably the best approach might have been to acknowledge that Bowser being the villain practically every time is boring for a movie series and thus try to alternate between him and the few non-Bowser villains.
Anonymous No.151211943 [Report]
>>151208898
do you think bowser jr devoured all of bowsers other kids?
Anonymous No.151211951 [Report] >>151213896 >>151214658
>>151209487
A lot of people think it's the eggs that are the problem, but it's the flour. Uncooked flour tends to carry all sorts of nasty shit, so you shouldn't eat it.

Making it safe to eat is as simple as putting the raw flour in the oven for a couple minutes before mixing it. The problem with cookie dough, specifically, is that most companies assume you're going to bake it anyway, so they don't bother to pre-bake the flour. If it has "safe to eat raw" on the front, it means they did.
Anonymous No.151211962 [Report]
Imagine if I could go back in time and tell myself "hey, Sonic Adventure 2 and Mario Galaxy are both getting big budget theatrical movies someday. Buy bitcoin".
Anonymous No.151212707 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Looks like Yoshi
Anonymous No.151212844 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
He looks fucking disgusting I hate him
Anonymous No.151213128 [Report]
Anonymous No.151213799 [Report] >>151214684
>>151208882 (OP)
That's certainly a Yoshi. Fella hasn't gone through a major redesign since the 90s.
Anonymous No.151213816 [Report]
I think he looks better in this than in the games. His cheeks don't look like a chubby granny and the eyes are less bulbous too.
Mario looks like fucking shit though. His face resembles JD Vance.
Anonymous No.151213880 [Report] >>151214950 >>151215891
>>151209734
I just want them to honor the music score this time instead of slapping 80's pop over it.

>>151211249
We're missing 20 years of stageplays and I'm for one am glad about it.
Anonymous No.151213896 [Report]
>>151211951
fuck's sake, now i need to chomp on some cookie dough
Anonymous No.151213900 [Report] >>151227514
what the point of selling frozen cookie dough over fully cooked ones, it's more cost effective to cook them first and store them on regular shelves
Anonymous No.151213902 [Report]
>>151211249
The only Mario game that requires "years of history" to happen before them is Odyssey or the RPGs that act like Bowser and Mario are old rivals, you can easily do a Galaxy movie since all it needs you to know about Mario to understand it is "Mario likes Peach and Bowser has a son"
Anonymous No.151213946 [Report]
My biggest mistake was playing Paper Mario right before the movie. Holy shit that film stank.
Anonymous No.151214485 [Report]
>>151209487
Never had bird egg?
Anonymous No.151214658 [Report]
>>151211951
If we want to get technical here the back of the packaging in >>151208898 mentions the three ways Pillsbury's been making their raw cookie doughs safe to eat.
>Heat treated flour
That was covered in detail via your post.
>Pasteurized eggs
The eggs are only a problem if an industrial bakery is cracking their eggs on the premises, liquid whole eggs are required by law to be pasteurized and most bakeries are probably using liquid whole eggs anyways.
>Ready to eat manufacturing
I'm not finding anything when plopping the term into a search engine but I assume it goes through the same processes that other industrial bakeries go though with some added steps to avoid exposing the dough to any potential contaminants.

Funnily enough this How It's Made video did pop up during my search.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh7acREmkGs
Anonymous No.151214684 [Report]
>>151213799
Particularly 1998 with Yoshi's Story
Anonymous No.151214950 [Report]
>>151213880
>I just want them to honor the music score this time instead of slapping 80's pop over it.
THIS
Anonymous No.151214992 [Report] >>151220103
>>151211722
>>Mario saves Peach from Bowser in her own Castle
>>Mario first cleans graffiti on Isle Delfino left by Bowser Jr, then saves Peach from Bowser
Those 2 can be sequels in there own right
Anonymous No.151215084 [Report] >>151215947 >>151217124
See the joke is Yoshi’s Cookie
Anonymous No.151215108 [Report] >>151234658
>>151208882 (OP)
Anonymous No.151215891 [Report]
>>151213880
If it means anything, Nintendo's announcement for the movie placed particular emphasis on Brian Tyler's return as composer.
Anonymous No.151215947 [Report]
>>151215084
This reference means the movie is actually good. I recognized something from a game and can excuse literally everything else that sucks about the film.
Anonymous No.151216004 [Report]
I wonder if Rosalina will also be girl boss, i bet she is. What exactly is Mario protecting at this point? He's just chasing Bowser out of some kind of vendetta & the whole plumbing business subplot is buried and forgotten, he is galaxy savior, a guardian of the galaxy ;)
Anonymous No.151216072 [Report]
>The Super Mario Bros Movie is the 5th highest grossing animated film of all time
>Behind Frozen 2, "live action" Lion King, Inside Out 2, and that chinese movie I didn't see
It is baffling to me that I'll still see people arguing that financial success = quality with these figures, fucking grim.
Anonymous No.151216130 [Report]
JOSHY'S COMPETING
Anonymous No.151216145 [Report] >>151216237
>>151208882 (OP)
Yeah that's Yoshi alright
Anonymous No.151216237 [Report]
>>151216145
That's not Yoshi it's his lesser known cousin Boshi
Anonymous No.151216245 [Report]
Movie's made by illumination so I don't have very high expectations, but since this is Galaxy we're talking about, which has the most emotional depth among mario games, I hope they're at least toning down the cringy Dreamworks humor and the shilling and focus on writing a well made animated movie
Anonymous No.151216260 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Remember when Yoshi had a snout and not a bowling ball for a nose?
Anonymous No.151216271 [Report]
>>151208898
How does he factor into the movie universe? Is bowser just a deabeat dad that doesmt normally have custody of his son?
Anonymous No.151216325 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
>Mario gets involved with a French studio
>Yoshi's face is now just green Rayman
Anonymous No.151216466 [Report] >>151216554 >>151216591 >>151217616
Still really curious who they'll cast as Rosalina.
Anonymous No.151216554 [Report] >>151216752 >>151217078
>>151216466
some popular singer instead of a pro Voice actor, so to ruin her character for good
Anonymous No.151216591 [Report]
>>151216466
I'd Marco her Star BUTTerfly, rub that lotion on that spanker real good
Anonymous No.151216752 [Report] >>151216940
>>151216554
I don’t care about that stupid zoomer thot who will get the same celebrity va as the rest of them
I am very concerned what voice they plan to give Yoshi when there had not been one before outside saying Yoshi
Anonymous No.151216805 [Report] >>151223030
>>151208898
I wonder if this is the reason most of the character focus in Epic Universe is centered around just Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, Yoshi, and Bowser Jr. Almost no other mario characters appear.
Anonymous No.151216835 [Report] >>151225552 >>151233222
>>151208898
Is Bowser Junior in this movie going to have a Koopa Troopa and a gay Maikoopa with him as a reference to Supermariologan?
Anonymous No.151216940 [Report] >>151219383
>>151216752
god I hope it isn't something like the goat from Wish. Yoshi seems cutesy in the art, no stupid smug mascot look, so maybe he doesn't speak and acts more like an animal doing cute noises?
Anonymous No.151216965 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
How do they smell?
Anonymous No.151216993 [Report]
>>151209734
>>151209817
this, illumination is not good at keeping consistency between scenes because throwing shit at the screen gets kids to jump around in the theater and weak women to listen to their godawful soundtracks
Anonymous No.151217002 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
they're really going all out making Yoshi extra cute. That's a good thing
Anonymous No.151217078 [Report] >>151217235
>>151216554
Do you think they actually could get Taylor Swift? She's done VA work before. I know she's the stupid meme answer but it would add a lot of star power to the movie.
Anonymous No.151217124 [Report] >>151217151
>>151215084
absolute SOVL overload, RETVRN to nintendo
Is yoshi's cookie even ON their shitty online catalog?
Anonymous No.151217151 [Report] >>151217178
>>151217124
Yoshi's Cookie has been delisted from most Nintendo catalogues ever since that kid died from the seizures it induced in him.
Anonymous No.151217178 [Report]
>>151217151
>ever since that kid died from the seizures it induced in him.
Another legacy ruined by fucking casuals.
Anonymous No.151217235 [Report] >>151217816
>>151217078
honestly I'd rather Rosa be voiced by a competent VA or someond from broadway, like Susan Egan. Not a fan of Vip voice acting. Also, engaging Taylor would drain the budget.

They're definitely hyping the movie up with some pop icon tho
Anonymous No.151217283 [Report] >>151218774
So apparently the trailer leaked online. Anyone has it?
Anonymous No.151217616 [Report]
>>151216466
Mandy Moore
Anonymous No.151217816 [Report]
>>151217235
Hopefully it's not some vocal fry bitch
Anonymous No.151217867 [Report] >>151218907
>>151208882 (OP)
https://youtu.be/QG9r4sR0ZIo?si=MpObKj6cCZ-3qAhU

Will it be in, knowing how much Shiggy didn't want it to be in the original?
Anonymous No.151218774 [Report]
>>151217283
:(
Anonymous No.151218907 [Report]
>>151217867
I kinda doubt we'll get a full on storybook scene but we'll probably get some monologue from Rosalina about it.
Anonymous No.151219204 [Report] >>151219508
>more woke colonization in japanese market
I want a new world war
Anonymous No.151219383 [Report] >>151222900 >>151226148
>>151208882 (OP)
How do you fuck up Yoshi? Just make his mouth slightly smaller and he'd look cute instead of uncanny.

>>151216940
The only thing that can redeem this movie is if they go with pic related.
Anonymous No.151219508 [Report]
>>151219204
I cannot wait to hear the reasoning you think this yoshi is “woke”
Anonymous No.151220103 [Report]
>>151214992
Seriously, why not give Sunshine a chance? It would’ve made a great summer movie
Anonymous No.151221104 [Report] >>151225112
Yoshi has eczema
Anonymous No.151221154 [Report]
>Yoshi as postcredits and sequel MC
That's so fucking weak. We needed Wario.
Anonymous No.151221332 [Report] >>151222976
>>151208882 (OP)
WHY ARE THEY JUMPING TO SPACE ON THE SECOND MOVIE?
Anonymous No.151222449 [Report]
wahoo
Anonymous No.151222556 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
He looks off
Anonymous No.151222900 [Report]
>>151219383
Hear me out on the female Yoshi.
Anonymous No.151222976 [Report]
>>151221332
Upper management in these companies has such a rapid turnover that none of them are interested in long-term success if it means they themselves can be in the right place to profit off the next bombastic hit.

Why NOT go straight to Galaxy right after the first one? Why should they let the next guy profit off such a great idea? Let the next guy spin his wheels thinking of something cooler.
Anonymous No.151223030 [Report] >>151229136
>>151216805
>Donkey Kong
Kind of an odd choice, honestly. We know he's not gonna be in Galaxy, and they haven't offically announced the DK movie yet (Yeah, we know it's coming, it has a copyright, but that's all it has right now)
Anonymous No.151223322 [Report]
>>151211722
Does it have to be based on other games, though? Can't they make a semi-original plot/setting for the second film and THEN jump to Galaxy for the third?
Anonymous No.151224363 [Report] >>151225451 >>151229217 >>151232722 >>151233052 >>151233868
>>151208882 (OP)
Yoshi!
Anonymous No.151224379 [Report]
>>151208898
cant wait
Anonymous No.151225112 [Report]
>>151221104
Damn
Anonymous No.151225451 [Report] >>151229217 >>151231462
>>151224363
what he doin there
Anonymous No.151225552 [Report]
>>151216835
Kamek is going to be by Bowser Jr.'s side and a Koopa will say "I'm outta here, dude!" when everything goes south.
Anonymous No.151226148 [Report]
>>151219383
Bob Odenkirk would be the Reddit equivalent of John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic but I would still enjoy it as Friendly Floyd scamming with power ups would be fun. Minor gag characters who show up for one or two scenes are fun.
Anonymous No.151226705 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Cute
Anonymous No.151227109 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Cool
Anonymous No.151227166 [Report] >>151232417
>>151208898
neat
Anonymous No.151227455 [Report] >>151228166
>>151211722
>Arguably the best approach might have been to acknowledge that Bowser being the villain practically every time is boring for a movie series and thus try to alternate between him and the few non-Bowser villains.
I hightly doubt that nintendo will give them permission to use any of the mario rpg villians for the next movie.
Anonymous No.151227514 [Report]
>>151213900
Manchildren LOVE eating dough.
Anonymous No.151228166 [Report]
>>151227455
Or even any of the non-RPGs. Besides Spike, anyway.
Anonymous No.151228181 [Report]
>No super Mario Sunshine
Sad
Anonymous No.151229136 [Report]
>>151223030
They're probably waiting till after Mario 2 to release spin offs. They're not doing the cinematic universe shtick. That's over.
Anonymous No.151229217 [Report]
>>151224363
>>151225451
>ENTER
Anonymous No.151231462 [Report]
>>151225451
Vibing with his pal Silver
Anonymous No.151232417 [Report]
>>151227166
Ass
Anonymous No.151232523 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
ugh
Anonymous No.151232684 [Report] >>151232780
>>151208882 (OP)
If they really want to surprise us with a character from the Super Mario universe then give us Mike Tyson.
Anonymous No.151232722 [Report]
>>151224363
Still better writing than IDW
Anonymous No.151232780 [Report]
>>151232684
Imagine Miyamoto wanting to include Diddy Kong in the newest movie and Hollywood Jews trying to explain to his old Japanese ass why the name "Diddy" is an awkward thing in the US now.

>Miyamoto-san.... you see Diddy.... um...
Anonymous No.151232981 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
If they play Buoy Base Galaxy I'll shit myself
Anonymous No.151233052 [Report]
>>151224363
Prepared for an unnecessary "Yoshi!," what I got was honestly funnier.
Anonymous No.151233072 [Report] >>151233564
>>151208882 (OP)
Predict which galaxies will be in the movie.
Anonymous No.151233222 [Report]
>>151216835
i’m not watching that shit
Anonymous No.151233564 [Report]
>>151233072
Good Egg, Honeyhive, Megaleg, Battlerock, Gusty Garden, Space Junk, Fate of the Universe
Anonymous No.151233868 [Report]
>>151224363
supporting his VA from the third movie Keanu Reeves
Anonymous No.151234023 [Report] >>151235053
>>151209734
>too impatient to jump into the adventures.
How much time did people want to spend in Brooklyn? The dinner scene was fine, but the whole scene with the dog felt like a cut scene from a different movie. If pre-Mushroom Kingdom scenes were just going to be more of that, I'll pass.
Anonymous No.151234658 [Report]
>>151215108
Good thing you've got a whole GALAXY to explore!
Anonymous No.151234813 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Looks good
Anonymous No.151234961 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
Now let's see what he sounds like
Anonymous No.151235007 [Report]
>>151208882 (OP)
I love cookies!
Anonymous No.151235053 [Report] >>151235586
>>151234023
NO

SLEEP

TILL BROOKLYN
Anonymous No.151235063 [Report] >>151235147
>>151208882 (OP)
third one's gonna be The Super Mario Odyssey Movie isn't it? only other Mario game with some semblance of stakes
Anonymous No.151235147 [Report] >>151235266
>>151235063
Unless Nintendo is super determined for only a trilogy and not chasing future films yeah I can't see anything after 3 being Odyssey, unless they have a big new secret game being developed with the idea of a future adaption but I doubt it.

They'll probably focus on spinoffs like Luigi's Mansion and I know they were considering Donkey Kong/Seth Rogan from the start. A Princess Peach movie would be horrendous though.
Anonymous No.151235266 [Report] >>151235307
>>151235147
>A Princess Peach movie would be horrendous though
so, much like her latest game? no one remembers Super Princess Peach on DS which was actually fucking awesome
Anonymous No.151235307 [Report]
>>151235266
Princess Peach Showtime was good as was Super Princess Peach, nether was as good as Super Mario Bros Wonder however.
Anonymous No.151235586 [Report]
>>151235053
Somehow the least cringe needledrop in the film