The rules:
>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.
>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.
The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)
>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.
>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.
>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.
>Remember that we're here to have fun!
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>>11265118 (OP)
Wishes from the previous thread:

>>11259601
>I wish I was a yuri attracting girl who was skilled in bondage magic, able to bind myself and partners without needing an extra pair of hands to restrain us, allowing for bound cuddles and sex like pic related. I'd also like "needs" to be paused during so no "I'm hungry" or "I have to pee" ruins the fun.

>>11260137
>I wish I was a girl in an all girl (futa count as girls to me), incestuous quad amputee family being moved around and taken care of by a futa caretaker.

>>11260864
>Wish I was a sexy tomboy in my "base" form, but changed to fit whatever I was wearing. Ex: Pasties making me sexy and venus/bimbo like, a suit and miniskirt making me a curvy late 20s OL, overalls making me a ginger country girl, cosplay doing... whatever the fuck the genie says it does. And when I'm naked? I just keep the body the last outfit I wore gave me, so if I was a country girl who took her clothes off I'd stay a cute ginger country bumpkin, or if I took my lewd pasties off I'd keep huge tits and a venus figure.

>>11264491
>I wish I was a cute, curvy girl who lactated regularly, and had friends who'd help me out when I need them to.

>I wish to live in a world that periodically alternates between being very cute and being very lewd.

>>11265770
Granted! First of all, you are now a cuter you. Still legal, but short and youthful like many others in this world. You can be a cute boy or a cute girl, doesn't matter to me. The world is parallel to your own in tech, but that's mostly due to dimension hopping monsters and other "isekai'd" people here. With some magic and knowledge, you can have modern comforts, but you'll probably have to go through an appropriate monster to get them, such as gnomes for re-inventing things that don't exist here, arachne for clothes and soft things, and wise sphinxes for knowledge, media, and literature. Speaking of? You now live in a monster filled world, with many being cuter and friendlier than mythology would paint them. Dragons are big friendly lizards if they like you, many weaker kitsune are super cute foxes who can take human form to talk and ask adorable things about humans like "Why do boys wear shirts if they don't have boobs?", harpies are... harpies, they're already adorable and cuddly, and many less humanoid monsters have strong senses of empathy, from slimes to mysterious plant monsters.

And of course... all of these can become VERY lewd. Skilled dragons can shapeshift, with a need to sit on or top those they fancy, kitsune and other beast kin going into heat, with stronger kitsune knowing magic to enchant, possess, and lewdly curse humans (the ol' "give a girl a dick" or "turn a cute boy into one of my daughters" spells) and lycans being able to afflict humans, and harpies... again, they're harpies, it's about what you'd expect. Slimes may take humanoid form or simply envelop and molest a human or monster, while that mysterious plant may reveal itself to be a tentacle monster or some kind of body modifying seedbed.

...But yang exists within yin, and yin exists within yang. While it MAY be sudden if, say, the dragon you met the other day shapeshifts into your type (futa? milf? strong?) and sits on your face after catching you alone...

>>11265836
Going from a big, cuddly lizard to a sex god or goddess humanoid form... And while he or she MAY pleasure themselves against your face, or top you... this is because dragons sitting on their treasures applies to people they CARE ABOUT as well. Isn't that cute? Lewd, but cute! No, you will not get "no" for an answer if you are close to the dragon, and you can't escape either since... dragon stronk. But they WILL have REALLY good sex with you, very passionate, and cuddle after. Again, you cannot refuse this, you WILL be the little spoon.

At the same time... a harpy running around like a flightless bird, ass raised, might be adorable, but she'll ALSO be lewd to anyone who'd find her exposed holes and feathery bush sexy, something that can ABSOLUTELY create sexual tension when the world around you is in "cute" mode.

The world tends to shift "tendencies" very suddenly, with other monsters in the area changing to cute/lewd as well as a response, but it's not always physical changes. The dragon's aftercare might turn into "very cute" while she's still a monster girl, gushing over how much she cares about you and making you breakfast the morning after (cooked with her fire breath). The harpy the same as ever may suddenly shift to "very lewd" after noticing you looking at her ass for so long, and tear your pants off and ride you for it, her bird brain knowing what you want. She might even grab you and fly off, taking you to her sisters for even LEWDER things...

A kitsune turning you to into a kitsune "son/daugher" of the opposite sex of what you were, may turn from a gender bender tf/psuedo incest, into a cute story of new beginnings and belonging, with wholesome bonding as you get used to your new sex/species, maybe even learning that the kitsune who cursed you wants to be a mother, but can't bear kids... and will offer to release you from the curse if you promise to visit her.

You can imagine how the rest go, but you'll never know WHEN to expect the flip.

>>11265844
It may be more intense than what I described earlier, from a cozy time under a sapient plant and playing with pixies turning into tentacle rape and gang rape from smalldoms, to a mysterious slime you saved altering your physiology to be that of a sex toy (such as a rubbery quad amputee onahole) and leaving you like that for someone who likes you... or agreeing to body swap with a monster girl or boy (usually the opposite sex) who, say... doesn't normally have arms or wants to be taller and asked nicely, leading to you feeling their lust firsthand, from being a harpy who is soaking wet but can't touch herself, NEEDING to be fucked, to ending up a cute goblin girl who can't get enough, usually resulting in a lewd adventure to find relief, involving getting fucked, or fucking, your prior body until the spell wears off... but as there must be cute things in the lewd:
-The plant will make a cozy plant pod bed for you and the pixies after for cuddles
-The person who finds you as a helpless sex toy will open up to you after using you, carrying you around on their back until they find a way to return you to normal
-The body swap will result in tolerance for both parties and a better understanding of what the other goes though, and wants in bed

And if you start to think about how something cute can turn lewd after looking at tentacles, slime, or sphinx kitty titties a certain way... it's often too late to change course. Hope you don't get tone whiplash TOO bad...

>I wish anal play was always clean (but not free of the "good" smells and tastes like sweat), safe, and pleasurable, so much so that it's acceptable to rim someone then put your tongue in their pussy, consequence free... and that I was sexy and had a great butt. Genie decides my sex for fun.

>>11265121
>>11259601
>I wish I was a yuri attracting girl who was skilled in bondage magic, able to bind myself and partners without needing an extra pair of hands to restrain us, allowing for bound cuddles and sex like pic related. I'd also like "needs" to be paused during so no "I'm hungry" or "I have to pee" ruins the fun.

Granted! You become a cute lesbian witch with a magnetic personality (ha ha, JOKES), making it very easy for you to make friends with other girls. I'll also manipulate fate a bit... okay, a lot... to ensure that you'll end up an unreasonably high amount of lesbians in your everyday life, both the "openly lesbian" kind and the "severely repressed lesbian disguised as straight" kind.
You can now cast complex spells that allow you to bind people in bondage. Now granted, you actually do need to have at least a free hand to perform all the required gestures to "charge up" a spell, plus your mouth must be free to chant the required words. But when you "fire" the spell, the magic will work on its own according to the parameters you set - no more gestures or words required.
What can your magic do? Put people in bondage. Now granted, what actually counts as "put people in bondage" is rather expansive. For starters, your magic allows you to summon bondage gear out of nowhere - ropes, ball gags, straitjackets, you name it; you can either summon it folded up and ready to use, or you can manifest it directly on someone. But you can also cause scenarios that vaguely count as "bondage" in a hentai sense: for example, you can cast a spell to turn someone elastic and tie up their limbs in a ribbon, you can manipulate fate so that your target will end up stuck in a window, you can petrify people, you can stick them in glue... Basically any scenario that's vaguely fetishy and involves someone being stuck. You can even summon tentacles, although those are kind of a wild card, since they have a mind of their own.

>>11265870
Just like you asked, your magic also comes with some optional effects to ensure a long but safe bondage session. So yes, you can do things like enchant the bindings so that the "prisoner" can stay immobile for weeks without any bed sores, or so that they don't have to breathe.

Now, there are a couple of issues with your magic. First problem: you don't have normal mana reserves, you have bondage mana reserves. This means that they recharge only if you spend time in bondage - doesn't matter if mundane or supernatural. Yes, you can cast spells on yourself to put yourself into super-hyper-ultra-extreme-SSJGSSJ bondage, and end up regaining more mana than what you'll be spending. On the opposite end of the spectrum, you could just go on your everyday life while wearing a regular choker. You will regain just a little trickle of mana, but it'll still be something.

The second problem is that you're a witch that puts people in bindings. You don't take them OUT of them. This means that once you put people in bondage? You can't take them out of it. The victim might be able to break free, and a third party can undo the bindings. But you can't.
By extension, you can't put a time limit on your spells so that they'll automatically dispel themselves after a while. You can put a CONDITION, though - some kind of rule that, once fulfilled, will automatically dispel the magic spell. But you can't trigger the condition; someone else has to. Maybe you could talk with your sub and agree on a safe word?
And keep in mind: this doesn't apply just to the magical bondage you can create. It applies to ANY kind of bondage you're involved in. So, that example I mentioned earlier, with you wearing a choker? Yeah, it means that once you put it on, you'll need someone else's help to take it off - you can't remove it by yourself.

>I wish to be transformed into an ever-growing mass of lewd body parts.

>>11265885
Granted! You will retroactively become the girl in the pic you posted. You may be a dickgirl (no pussy) or futa (full package) if you wish, but cannot change this once it's decided. Any new parts you grow will be random, so you won't know what you'll grow either. Your eyesight will improve as you change (but glasses will always look cute).

Why does this matter if you're going to become a deviant mass of sex parts? Because you didn't specify how FAST dummy. Now I'll be nice... you'll have supernatural health, and be aged down to be a young adult with eternal youth to match your ever growing nature. You will never need to eat, drink, or breathe, but may if you wish, and you will never produce waste. You will regenerate sexual fluids passively. But you WILL have to start a new life because you won't be a sex beast just yet... you can be a college girl, work as a barista, whatever, as long as you're doing more than waiting on the changes, I'll be happy. Your life will be comfortable, and even if you're a little shy, your appearance makes it endearing. It's MOSTLY the glasses. Even as an "unchanged" human, you are well endowed, and that applies to your dick too if you have one. You'll get crushes from both sexes, and get to fully explore your new body before you even need to think about your wish. Learn if you like anal or vaginal more (if applicable), learn what makes your big breasts feel the best, learn what acts feel the best, and even develop new kinks. That... cute guy wants you to sit on his face? Yeah I guess it WOULD feel good for you, wouldn't it? You'll slowly become a well adjusted member of society with close, equally pervy FWBs, and a healthy sex life.

...And then you'll remember your wish once you grow an extra pair of tits. Sure would be easy if it happened all at once, right? And that's exactly why it's not happening that way. You should keep it secret that you're a futa if you are, but extra boobs? Yeah, good luck hiding those!

>>11266013
Not that you have a choice... no one's going to just believe that you're cursed by a genie to become an ever growing mass of dicks, boobs, pussies, etc. People won't even believe that you don't need to eat or drink, thinking you're pulling some kind of trick until the changes get freaky enough. Your friends might not even believe them until they feel them for real. The grace period I gave you will have lasted so long that you'll have gotten used to your new body and parts, with the changes feeling alien and perverse, and the knowledge that they'll just keep coming having some REAL weight behind it with you not knowing when or how you'll change.

If you were JUST a girl until now, you'll grow a dick next. If you already had a dick, you get breasticles, maybe pussies instead of areola on your second pair of boobs. The changes will be JUST incremental enough to be shocking, but without any one being defining. You'll lose your job or get kicked out of uni once you stop being able to function, and yes, it will be as humiliating as you can imagine, with some friends staying by your side, but teasing you, with others calling you a freak, and strangers SEEING you as a freak if you fail to hide the changes. Better get some big sweatshirts for your awkward "not a mass of lewd body parts but getting there" phase.

But not all hope is lost for you. You can invest in your future now, all you need to do is start doing what you'll end up doing early: Whoring out. Doesn't mean selling your body to the highest bidder, but that's an option. Earning a following online is what you want, fame. Slowly you'll start getting partnerships, and then offers from professionals. I'd imagine you'll want people who can take care of what you'll eventually become, but you'll need to work for it before you become a common street whore.

It doesn't HELP that you will never know if you'll grow more tits, tits on tits, dick nipples, udders, balls on a pussy, etc, but it keeps things exciting.

>>11266026
For you and your fans!

Now it's entirely possible to get lips in the place of an orifice, and almost inevitable that you'll get a lewd orifice where your mouth was. A dick tongue, buttface, pussy mouth... roll a d4 if you're curious. 1 for dick tongue, 2 for butt, 3 for pussy, and 4 means you just get plumper lips, against all odds. You'll want to be rich enough to have servants when this happens, so get to work camwhoring, and get to being in porn shoots ASAP. Maybe find a job as a high class escort, or all of the above.

Failing to keep your life together will only ensure you end up a "legally human" street whore that'll probably end up in some shady brothel that "forgets" to pay you. But if you do well rolling with the changes? You'll keep friends, make fans, get servants, and secure a future of comfort in deciding HOW your body is exploited.

This will be a journey that spans years, with multiple offers, jobs, careers, etc, with the "form" you end up with being totally random. It'll be a REALLY slow burn from being a "normal" human, enough to make you question your wish... but whether you're a slave whore or pornstar, you'll get to enjoy that body of yours.

Was that fun? Because here comes the kicker. What comes next can't be described in a way that you can comprehend. When I said a slow burn, I meant it. Yes, you WILL eventually snowball, but you'll forget to keep track by the time you become skyscraper sized, let alone CITY sized, or more...

You'll learn that you sometimes absorb lovers into you, turning them into new sex parts that are immortal with you, once you start getting to big to be kept inside. What isn't you can become you via assimilation, and it feels GREAT... but it'll be scary and VERY messy when it first happens, whether a girl becomes your pussy tipped tail or a cute boy becomes a new futa cock on you, or visa versa. Your company will cover you and have actors sign a disclaimer after, or your brothel will hide the incidents.

>>11266042
At first, weeks will feel like days, then months, than years... changes so gradual that you'll only ever notice them when you think back to when you were human, or at least... the first time you absorbed someone in contact with you, perhaps making a game out of tracking your changes to pass the time between countless lovers and new "members" of your body. You'll never be alone, those you absorb will have telepathy with you, and can control what they become some, but will slowly change like you do.

I won't let you go insane, it'll be a good existence where you keep your lovers with you, but you WILL become a "cosmic bimbo" in the end, learning that thinking to hard about things is just... hard? And not sexy? Whether you're ACTUALLY planet sized, or just so used to trains being run through your many holes that you exist more like a plant, sitting in one place and letting "pollinators" do as they please to you, you'll learn to be patient. You have to. Other things in this universe will find you when no other humans are left unabsorbed, so don't worry, there will always be bigger fish. Just keep focusing on the pleasure, and learning how to experience more.

...And to REALLY fuck with you? At random intervals, from once every few years to once every few decades, I'll magically "ground" your mind, so you're hit by "Holy FUCK I turned into a city sized mass of dick tits!" or "WHERE IS THE HORIZON THAT ISN'T MY BREASTS!?" at random times during your growth, letting you appreciate just how far you've come, only to slowly learn to curse me, and zone out again after, becoming ditzy and happy once again.

If there's an end to this, you'll be far too bimbo brained to see it when you reach it.

>I wish to gradually turn into a cute girl with a dominat futa GF who makes every step of the way sexy, and helps me get used to things once I've fully traded my sausage for salami. I'd like my body to change faster than my mind, at least, so no pulling what I just did.

>>11266053
Granted!

Somewhere, a girl game me her wish to become a futa. A futa in the deep sense, to be mind and spirit completely male and completely female at the same time. Honestly, these are the worst wishes! Souls don't grow on trees!

So anyways, since I'm all out of male souls, I told her to steal yours and gave her the tools to do it. The perfect way to fill both wishes! Don't worry, it's not your entire soul, just the "boy" part, and I have an essence of femininity to replace it. I'll place it in a crest on your body, you can choose it's location and design. Every time you give up something masculine about yourself or choose femininity over your masculine nature and your girlfriend is in close proximity, she'll drain the manliness out of you, and the crest will replace it with girlliness. You'll both be able to feel whenever the spell works, forcing you to be more submissive in the ways a woman is, and allowing her to be more dominant in the ways a man is. She'll also get a higher libido, as your old one stacks on top of hers. As the process nears completion the crest will fade and when it disappears, you'll be completely a girl, and she'll be a "true" futa.
Honestly, it's a lot of hassle when I could have just brainwashed both of you for mostly the same effect. Biggest difference is that you'll always reincarnate as a girl now and she'll always reincarnate as... well that might get me in a little bit of trouble. Too late now.

I've told her enough about you to find you, and encouraged her to make the first move. She's not that dominant or assertive yet, so you may be waiting for her for awhile. You might even notice her awkwardly watching you, waiting for the chance to ask her out. You could ask her out first, but I strongly discourage that- letting yourself get asked out is going to be a good head start on your transformation. I've given her two boxes with supplies to help with the process and ensure both your wishes come true.

>>11266877
The first box deals with body modification and is full magic sex toys. These are slow, and it'll take a several months of daily use to get to your desired bodies. Any mental changes you experience will accelerate the physical transformations, so even if you're really good at turning into a girl, the physical part will always be faster.
>A penis pump.
This one is for her. It will slowly expand her clit into a peepee, and her peepee into a proper cock. I expect that growing a cock will inspire the confidence to ask you out, so she'll already be done or mostly done with this before she approaches you.
>A onahole
Optional, but I figured you'd enjoy it. Bright pink, every time you cum in this, you'll get less virile, and it'll get difficult to get hard. Eventually you'll only spurt precum.
>A chastity cage
Locking your cock inside will cause it to shrink. I recommend either using the onahole until you're permanently flaccid then locking up full time until you've completely shrunk, or locking in chastity immediately and unlocking only to fuck the onahole.
>Vibrator wand
Applying to your crotch will cause your balls to shrink and start to internally alter your anatomy. It'll be hard to tell when the transformation is complete, but once it is, gently rubbing the tip of her cock against the area will reveal the opening to your pussy. This will be a little faster if you used the onahole first, but the wand can do the job on it's own.
>Bullet Vibrators
There are two, and they're both remote controlled. These can be applied to your nipples to make them larger and more sensitive.

>>11266878
>Massage Lotion
This will change your overall body shape. You'll have to do a lot of work to fill out your butt and chest, but, but don't neglect everywhere else to get your hips and thighs right. Give a little extra love to your feet too, you'll thank me. I'm sure I gave you enough, but if you do run out, I can get you a refill. And if you have any leftover, it'll work on her too if she wants a chest as big as yours will be.
>Make up
This one is fast. First time you apply it, it'll permanently give you a female face. You may want to use it first, or wait until the rest of your body is changed.
>Ropes and cuffs
There's a whole set of bondage gear in here with gags too. When you get tied up, the more you struggle against them, the physically weaker you'll get.


The second box is deals with your mind, and contains a bunch of hypnosis supplies. There's a long road ahead of you when it comes to changing your mind and modifying your soul, I don't expect or want you to rush it. As long as you act feminine, the transformation will continue, but these will help push it along.
>"Hypnosis for futas"
This is a normal book to teach your girlfriend how to hypnotize you. ...Disappointed? I assure you, it's a very good book. I took it from an alternate earth with deep traditions of hypnosis. It's still no mind control, but that means it's safe to give to you. It also contains sections on non-hypnotic manipulation and negotiation tactics, a bit of the history of hypnosis from that alternate earth, and a note from me with more detail about how souls and the spell on you works. I actually recommend you don't read it so it's easier for your girlfriend to change you.

>>11266879
>Hypnotic tapes.
Also not magical, but that's underselling it. I made these for you specifically, after magically analyzing your mind and soul to find what you're weakest to. They're graded and have detailed descriptions, so you can pick which ones you want.
>Green tapes
These will just give you a little more comfort and encouragement becoming the girl you want to be. They're half hypnosis, half guided meditation and affirmation. Not to say there are no fun tapes here, One will help you fantasize about and love your girlfriend's dick and cum. Another one will help you fantasize about your girlfriends breasts and butt if your feminization makes you too "straight".
>Yellow tapes
These will give you trigger words and compulsive habits. They also blur your perception of their suggestions. On their own these won't permanently damage your masculinity, but as soon as you notice the changes decide to stop resisting them, your crest will make the changes permanent. If you have trouble passively walking like a girl or talking like a girl, these tapes will help iron out leftover masculine habits. There's also one of these that can make you vividly relive you bodily transformation. I highly recommend trying it.
>Red tapes
These are a bit extreme, with stuff like making you forget your original name, changing your fetishes and hobbies to ones I know your girlfriend likes, and forcing you to play act out roles like "slutty maid" or "Mindless slave." None of the effects are permanent, unless you make an active effort to continue to act like that after their influence ends. You can refuse to use them, but as your transformation progresses, you will get more submissive and more inclined to please you girlfriend as she becomes more dominant. Just make sure to communicate with her and they should be safe.

>>11266881
>Blue tapes
There are only a few of these. They're for your girlfriend. I expect her to become the dominant girlfriend you wished for shortly after becoming a futa and meeting you, but she isn't that futa right now and if she's having trouble or hits a roadblock, these can help. They could also help push her further if you want a stronger dynamic. You also can record over the voice track with your own voice, and they'll still work, maybe even better if you have a strong bond.

And yeah, the tapes are a bit retro. I've included everything you need to play them.

>Crystal Pendulum
A newbie crutch for novice hypnotists. If she practices enough, your girlfriend will be able to hypnotize you with just her body or just her voice, but when starting out this magic crystal will draw your focus in and make it easy to sink deeper. It also will make it harder to resist, if you decide to for some reason. You should both be working together on your feminization, but it helps to have strong reminders that she is in control.
>Aphrodisiac perfume
This will make you irresistible to each other and give you extra energy. I've only included the kind that exaggerates feminine charm, her cock will make enough musk on it's own. No refills.

>>11266885
Your girlfriend is a very caring person, and even as her dominance and desire increases, I'm sure she'll make sure to keep you as comfortable as she can the entire way, and pace things appropriately so you don't get overwhelmed. (Or complacent.) Especially at the start, you may be tempted to assert yourself on when and how to use the things I've given you, but with the exception of the blue tapes, I suggest you let her take complete control.

One downside I don't have anything to help with though, is once this is done, her libido is going to be stronger than yours. This may lead to you having a more casual and service minded attitude during sex, maybe even reaching into "board and ignored" territory, while she is more desperate and needy, or it may lead to her masturbating a lot.

>I wish for the life of shouta magatsuchi, getting cared for and molested by my wise but deviant dragon. I want to start of resistant, but she should somehow corrupt me without knowing it, taking our relationship in a still close but lewder and weirder direction

>>11265121
>>11260137
>I wish I was a girl in an all girl (futa count as girls to me), incestuous quad amputee family being moved around and taken care of by a futa caretaker.
Granted! I should warn you that I messed up the space-time continuum a bit, so bear with me for a sec. So far, you have lived as a regular human back on Earth; however, today, you'll be isekaied in a fantasy world, specifically a few years in the past.
You are now part of a family of elves - who, as all hentai readers know, are all huge sluts. Naturally you are all either female or futa, and all of you love and "love" each other a lot. Everyone has sex with relatives at least once a day, maybe more; and naturally, sex is irrelevant, so you can easily have lesbian action as often as futa docking. There's quite a few different kinds of elves, from the dominatrix black elf with a spider pet she adores, to the forest elf who's basically a wild gremlin troublemaker, passing through a MILFy "high mage" elf.
Your past has been retroactively rewritten so that you have always been part of this family; but still, you'll get to live a few years with them. I should note that you'll all have all your arms and legs during this time; the amputation will come later.

One day, you will receive a visit from yet another isekai'ed earthling. This time, it will be a futa orc, towering above all of you. This orc wished to have a harem of elves, as well as the sexual stamina to satisfy them. The elf harem is obviously your family, who will end up losing all their limbs through magical means - although everyone will believe that the orc itself did the deed through physical means.
Speaking of the orc, she didn't expect for her harem to be amputees, for herself to be a futa (not that she minds), and most importantly to have an extreme libido.

>>11267701
Remember her wish to have enough sexual stamina to satisfy your family? Well, in reality, the orc got infinite sexual stamina and constant arousal. She literally can't function if she isn't fucking something at all times. Whether that means having an elf or two impaled on her cock, or tying up several of you so that you can constantly worship her body.
At the very least, your caretaker does feel kinda sorry for the whole "lopping off your limbs" thing. And she does have the skills to take care of you - although they're obviously orcish skills. For example, she can easily carry all of you with zero effort thanks to her significant strength. She does know how to cook, even though it'll take a bit for her to grasp the concepts of elvish cuisine, and quite longer for her to stop trying to make everything into a roast. She'll bathe you in clean lakes or rivers, as is custom for both elves and orcs; and drown you in cum if you request it.

Your family will obviously take things pretty hard, at least initially. They will try to make the most of the situation. Luckily, quite a few relatives still have access to limited magic or some other kind of resource, like the aforementioned black elf's spider pet carrying carrying you around like a roomba. You'll still have plenty of sex with each other, but usually the orc will have to be involved in some way, since, you know, you lack limbs to do the deed.
However, over time, you and your family will adapt to the new situation. Whether through the orc's efforts to take care of you, or thje fact that you'll frequently have sex with her, eventually, you elves will see her as a honorary member of the family... And naturally, at least one of you will desire to make children with her; children that, once adult, will probably adopt the family's new tradition of quad amputation.

>I wish to have to fairy familiars - a boy and a girl - who enjoy resting inside my underwears while I'm wearing them.

>>11265121
>>11264491
>I wish I was a cute, curvy girl who lactated regularly, and had friends who'd help me out when I need them to.
Granted, you are now a biological weapon. Let me explain: you have the appearance of a normal girl, aside for the fact that you have a pretty curvaceous body with big boobs. You don't have normal menstruations (thank God for that); instead, roughly once a month, your boobs begin to produce milk at an alarming rate - we're talking fire hose rate if they aren't managed properly. This milk has transformative properties, transforming anyone who drinks it into a catfolk, with an extra sex change in some occasions. Fortunately, you are immune to the effects of your own breast milk, and the liquid quickly loses its negative properties mere hours after being squirted out.
Catfolks are pretty much what you expect: pretty lascivious and horny, somewhat vain and standoffish in a tsundere kind of way, and most importantly dumb. Not dumb in a bimbo way: instead, they quickly grow bored of various things like work or taxes, so they refuse to do them - and from there end up completely forgetting those skills and knowledge.

You asked to have "friends" to help you out, right? Well, a dog is man's best friend, but a cat is woman's best friend! ...Maybe. Eh, close enough - my point is that your "friends" will primarily be these catfolks, who overall like to hang around you, even if they can be a bit chaotic sometimes. If you absolutely need them to listen to you, you can obviously bribe them with your milk (drunk straight from the "tap") in exchange for their compliance. Other offers that might work are toys (sex or otherwise), sex, and empty boxes.

>I wish I was this hyper-endowed futa in the pic.

>>11265121
>>11260864
>Wish I was a sexy tomboy in my "base" form, but changed to fit whatever I was wearing.
Granted. Every time you wear a set of clothes (and it has to be the full set), your appearance will change depending on said clothes. Depending on your preferences, similar sets of clothes might lead to an identical transformation or to different forms; for example, wearing different types of pasties will probably give you the same curvy bimbo form.
Your form will always be female, no matter the transformation. Wearing anything resembling a Japanese school's physical education outfit (white shirt, blue shorts) will revert you back to your default tomboy form. Cosplaying as a female character will transform you into that character, while cosplaying as a male character will transform you into a genderbent version of that character... Think Naruto or Ranma 1/2. Your mannerisms will change depending on your form, however your actual personality does not: you will always remain in control of your form.

And yes, just like you asked, if you undress and get naked, that will not transform you into a different form: the transformation only happens when you put clothes ON yourself.

Unfortunately, you suffer from a pretty weird form of prosopagnosia: to put it simply, you cannot differentiate between different clothes. For example, if you look at any kind of headwear, all you see is a baseball cap - always the exact same model. Same goes for clothes for your upper body (t-shirt), clothes for your lower body (shorts), underwear (pants), shoes (running shoes) and so on and so forth. If someone else is wearing those clothes, you'll be able to recognize them just fine; but if nobody is wearing them, or if you're wearing them yourself, you're shit outta luck. As such, unless you are VERY organized with your clothes, you'll probably end up wearing random stuff, with hilarious and often contradictory results.

>>11268061
Of course, this can be mitigated if someone helps you pick your clothes. Thanks to magical bias, everyone will just accept that you can magically transform into different forms, so don't worry about the risk of being accused of witchcraft. Of course, the flipside is that you'll have to worry about people deliberately tricking you to make you wear exotic and weird outfits.
Also, over time, your medical condition will slightly improve, turning from a permanent disability into a fluctuating ailment that comes and goes in periods, making it a bit more manageable.

>You know those hentais where a girl gets fucked by some kind of hentai creature, like goblins, orcs, tentacle monsters and so on? I wish to be a woman who gets used as a broodmother by these kind of creatures, BUT who also gets to treat those creatures with motherly care. Because even a rapey minotaur deserves to be cuddled by a mommy sometimes...

>>11268068

Granted. You are the princess of a kingdom under siege from the Demon Realm. Normally, the kingdom is protected by the holy barrier, but the Demon Lord paid rogue mercenaries to kidnap you. The Demon Lord plans to use you as a broodmother to be eugenically bred by his strongest lieutenants and create an army with royal blood that may bypass the barrier. His lieutenants vary in race, but the top 3 include a dark lord ogre, a vampiric dragon, and a tech-wizard goblin.

Each year, you are ferried to a new lieutenant's fortress to be imprisoned and brutally raped relentlessly. A stasis enchantment keeps you young and healthy, and a time-acceleration artifact lets you birth about a hundred spawn a year.

During your captivity, you discover that a majority of your spawn don't exhibit inherently destructive personalities or aren't born evil. They also bear strong maternal attachment to you. The time with your fast-growing children allows you the opportunity to love on them and teach them, changing the demon army from the inside.

Unfortunately, there are still outliers, and a not-insignificant fraction of children's demonic evil is successfully imbued in them, creating horrendously cruel, strong, and murderous demons that lord over the others. They retain some form of maternal imprinting to you, but only in a sadistic, sexual nature. One particular dhampir dragon killed his siblings and even his vampire dragon father to replace him and keep you as his sex slave and torture victim during each of the yearly rounds.

Your kingdom and your own life hinges on you raising a hidden element of reformed demons against the Demon Lord and your dhampir dragon son, the newest demon general. I hope you read up on your Freud and raise those kids right.

>I wish I was a beautiful eldritch knight with magic to create tentacled armor and weapons. I act as the off-tank in an S-rank adventurer party that specializes in unique classes.

>>11268230
Granted, you are a Tentacle Broodmother. As the name implies, your main ability is to give birth to tentacles, which then you can use for various purposes. You are a bit different in this regard compared to other Broodmothers, because while they produce an army of minions, you instead produce beneficial (and rapey) equipment, like the aforementioned weapons and armor.
You can produce and command only a limited amount of symbiotes at a time, which limits what you can do in combat. By default, you can hog all the symbiotes for yourself, covering yourself in thick armor and wearing some big-ass weapon for the standard "charge forward and slash" type of combat, though the tentacles on your weapon do give you some decent mid-range. However, you can also give your tentacled items to your other party members to power THEM up; this usually requires you to stuff a tentacle item up your vagoo to quickly dismantle-and-reassemble it into something more suitable for your teammate - like an add-on for a mage staff to make their magic have a bigger range and area of effect (and shaping the spells like tentacles). Obviously, if you give some tentacle items to your teammates, it means that you'll have less for yourself.
Also, if for some reason you lose a tentacle item - like if it gets destroyed - you can spend some time to birth a new one from scratch. Just remember that doing this too often can be taxing on your body.

You asked for a party with unique classes, right? Well, I can think of at least a couple of teammates.
The first is a Ninja Mook Squad. They are "ninja" girls, although they look more like those basic mooks in a Power Rangers season, the kind that get defeated by the dozens. Your teammates also gets defeated by the dozens.
You might have noticed the use of the plural there. That's because your teammate is actually a self-replicating hive mind, capable of spawning new bodies from any nook and cranny a ninja could suddenly pop out from.

>>11268606
Individual ninjas are rather weak, being defeated, killed or bad-ended in just a couple of hits. However, the collective can simply spawn more bodies simply by spending spirit (think self-regenerating mana), and she can be properly "defeated" only if all bodies are defeated. She can also spawn a special ninja with enhanced skills, following the rule that a crowd of mooks is easily defeated by the hero, but a single visually-distinct mooks can cause real trouble. Special ninjas are better in their field (infiltration, disguise and so on), but severely limit her spirit reserves, so she can't overuse this much.
..:As you can probably imagine, she's a HUGE masochist. Really gets off into sending dozens and dozens of herself towards some kind of demise, be it getting mowed down by sawblades or getting defeated and fucked one-by-one by an opponent.

The second teammate is a tanuki cumslinger monsterfuta, multiclassing as a holstaur milkmaid. As you can imagine, her abilities revolve around her sexual fluids: milk for beneficial effects like healing or extra defense (by being so nutritious it'll make you plumper), and cum for offensive effects like covering your opponents in boiling-hot cum. Bascially she's a combination of black mage and white mage. Due to her hybrid heritage, she's a BBW though and through: surprisingly tanky and durable for a mage, but penalized by shitty agility due to her huge orbs aka boobs and balls.
She's the de-facto mom of the group, the one that tries to keep everyone else grounded and not fall too much into your respective sexual fetishes. Despite the fact that she's, you know, a one-futa lake generator.

>>11268623
I would like to think up of another party member, but it's getting kinda late here. I'll see if I can think of something tomorrow.

In the meantime, I'm gonna make my wish:
>I wish I was a futa adventurer.

>>11268625
I appreciate the addition of the party. I hope you don't mind a crossover, since we're apparently missing party members. So far we have a support tentacle tank, mob/dps ninjas, and a cumslinger red mage.

You are the offensive, front-lining futa knight that wields one of the strongest blades of the world: Ecchidna. Ecchidna can manifest as a spirit outside the blade and accompany you as your guide. She feeds on your sexual energy to maintain her form and power the blade.

As such, the blade conforms to your arousal levels. When your tremendous penis is at full mast, the sword becomes a massive, destructive greatsword. But when you're flaccid, it becomes a deadly combat knife the size of a letter opener. You must learn to control your emotions and time your arousal with your needs. Otherwise, you may also just learn to use different styles of combat based on the size.

Unfortunately, relying on your penis size means that outside factors can change how you fight. For instance, fighting in cold weather will force you to use the small weapon. Fighting in a river of sexy sirens will mean your greatsword becomes heavy and makes you sink.

Thankfully, you can somewhat control your arousal thanks to certain support that can give you a tentacled codpiece to stroke you hard member or even poke it down.

Because you're blade is generally fully erect due to the presence of your beautiful party, you have become known as a beast slayer.

>>11266887
Granted! You are now a short, cute, downright adorable even (but legally 18 despite any appearances to be in compliance with genie law) Shouta Magatsuchi in the world of Kobayashi's Dragon Maid... though it's slightly different than you remember it. You didn't say WHICH Shouta, so you get the life of one from one of the various hentai canons.

It's not just Lucoa, but let's talk about her for a bit. She's wise, motherly, and somehow gives you the feeling that she's both unaware, and both VERY aware of how hot and lewd she is. If you had to guess, it depended on how she feels, but she doesn't exactly seem to care either, finding it normal, and offering sex, or failing that, more "innocent" things like touching her boobs or a bath with her for your hospitality. Yes, you do get some magic, complete with a cute witch hat (for boys), as the character has. It's effectiveness is... questionable, but seeing how this is hentai, it will almost always have lewd side effects. Trying to establish dominance over Lucoa might just make her a REALLY needy sub or relentless powerbottom instead of making her listen to you.

Tohru, Kobayashi, a certain chubby dragon and a shortstack... they're all there too, all lewd in their own ways. Tohru may capture you and offer you to Kobayashi as a concubine (common for dragons) in an effort to win her love, Kobayashi may be futa from a love potion... when you walk in on her jerking it. She won't tell anyone if you don't... take her, let her take you, she just needs to take it out on someone... but if you tell anyone about it you know just how scary she can be. Now imagine that but she's also a deviant.

Elma is a clutz who ends up with her assets in your face a LOT, Ilulu is a menace... it all sounds pretty great, right?

Well it is! You just can't take full advantage of it without playing the part. You get the curse of shyness, aka the bottom's bane, aka the meek magick, aka the sub's sorcery. In short, you're VERY easily flustered.

>>11268928
Lucoa will be the same as ever, seeing you as someone to repay, and take care of, and with this world being less restrained by being hentai... she'll also be "mommy" if you'd like. A bit weird that you live alone huh? She can help...

But something about the fundamental reality of Dragon Maid would break if Lucoa's sluttiness didn't lead to shenanigans... so you'll have the same tolerance for it that the character you became has. Of fucking COURSE it's hot! YES you want to stick it in, suck her tits, do indignant things... but when she walks into the kitchen naked, a butt plug visibly still in her, your brain will short circuit, and you'll get REAL damn shy... and it's as cute as it is funny (for me). You might try to tell her to wear clothes in the house, not wanting to be seen as a pervert, you might try to fight the curse, only to end up stuttering, with her coming to the conclusion "Oh... the butt plug... you can take it out, Shouta-Kun.", which will be so absurd it'll wrap around to sounding reasonable... until you do it and get hard and VERY confused about it.

You have to deal with this every step of your corruption... but it's also how she'll corrupt you without you knowing. In those periods your brain short circuits from her absurdly lewd acts, your solutions to make the situation more awkward will combine with her backwards attempts to amend the situation. She shouldn't be jealous that you masturbate without her... but if she walks in on you doing it, she has to owe you a blowjob or something, right? Her bad!

Only one bed? Is seeing her naked making you think naughty things? Well... you can't see her naked if she's holding you close, right? You're too close to see more than the skin between her boobs! Perfect!

Did another dragon walk in on you "demonstrating" that you can fuck her without becoming a deviant? Proving her wrong? She might innocently ask if the dragon who walked in on you messed up the experiment, and suggest you start again.

>>11268934
With her as the control group, and the other dragons as trials. And you need a lot of data, right? She doesn't even know she's corrupting you, she's just naturally slutty and aloof like that. She might be a LITTLE aware that she's corrupting you, but she'll think "Oh good, I can finally pay him back for summoning me!"... which means sex. Lots of it. Kinky sex too.

Ridiculous situations will become daily, as you rationalize things in the most hilarious of ways. That thing with Kobayashi? Well, if you do it with her AND Lucoa she wouldn't have to worry about you telling Lucoa, right? And if you had a threesome with her and Elma then that's ANOTHER dragon she doesn't have to worry about "learning" the dirty secret, since they'll be a part of it too. It'll eventually be a secret to none of the main cast that you'd fuck, with Kobayashi laughing, aware of what she got away with, but not telling you until you're decently corrupted. Like, to the point that you agree you can be her Concubine on WEEKENDS, like a normal person. Wait, what's so slutty about that? That's a decent compromise!

You'll end up going to nude beaches with your milfy dragon momma/older sister, not thinking anything you're doing is lewd, even as she sucks you off if you get hard, but the MOMENT she offers to have sex with you you'll get flustered, unaware of just how many other lines you've crossed. You'll notice sometimes, but be too stubborn to admit you're corrupted.

It's ok though, momma Lucoa will help you learn about kinks. Bondage, futa, body swapping magic, "reverse rape"... she owes it to you as her son- SUMMONER! That's the word!

>I wish I was a both cute and lewd milf, motherly and wholesome... even if something about my new life is taboo. I can both love and "love" a daughter, surely...

>>11268015
>I wish I was this hyper-endowed futa in the pic.

Granted, no extra downside needed.
You just have to live with the logical downsides of such large junk, such as near immobility, the need for help doing most things, difficulty ever going out in public even if you do find some sort of mobility solution since you are a walking public obscenity (you might change but the rest of the world hasn't), and I hope you don't expect to fuck anyone with that monster.
Even jacking off or being jerked off is a major undertaking that often ends in frustration.
That said there are no negative health effects of your mega parts. Also for better or worse, if/when you do manage to get off your loads and orgasmic pleasure is just as sizable as your junk would imply. Does make quite the mess though.

I know the grant is kind of short, but it's a straightforward wish so it just feels right to keep it simple.


>I wish to be a attractive male eternal traveler with mental/psychic powers, mainly telepathic hypnoses

Granted!

You are now an immortal eternal traveller who can use his mental powers exclusively for acts of telepathy or hypnosis of the lewd variety! Now, when I said that you were immortal I kinda lied, you are practically immortal yes but you need to feed off sexual energy to live, kind of like an incubus but you don't drain the life out of your meals. Given that you are an eternal traveller you may travel in between any type of dimension/realm of reality but there's a caveat, you'll need to have at least a harem of 50 per dimension to get enough energy to travel to a new dimension, you may travel to previous dimensions for free though, so in case you miss someone it's as easy as casting a portal to visit them.

However building your harems is not going to be an easy task, everyone may find you attractive but you'll have to win their hearts first, you can do this with traditional means or you can use your mental powers in your favour, all potential partners you meet will act dominant and brash towards you at first but won't be able to take you out of their mind, you'll need to slowly entice them with your powers to perform sexual acts with you, it may start with them showing you their boobs but it'll always end with you cumming inside of them or them cumming inside of you, once this is done you can easily convince your partner to become part of your harem.

>>11269157

>I wish to be reborn into a family of slutty magical clown girls

>>11267704
Granted! You gain two cute, sexy fairies. Twins, one boy, and one girl. They are your familiars, and as such, all three of you have an empathetic bond, allowing you to know where each other are, be aware of each other's emotional or physical state, and yes, this means pleasure and arousal is shared to a degree as well. You may speak to your familiars in secret in a tongue only you share, and they lend you weak fey magic. Nothing harmful, but spells like glitterdust? Charm? Invisibility? Polymorph? Those are fun!

You will also start to take a cuter, more "fey" appearance as you're exposed to them. I'd call this a benefit since people will find you cute, but you'll also be shorter and more fun to tease. so take it as you will.

They just tend to come with a cost that isn't the traditional "spell slot" cost. You can cast them as many times as you want, so long as the effect is within limits. For example, polymorph can't make you bigger and stronger, but it can make you sexier or smaller and cuter (and change sex). Glitterdust can blind and distract a crowd of people for you to get out of a bind, but not a city block's worth of people. Charm isn't "dominate person", they'll like you, find you cute, but that's it... and this is before the cost.

Your magic comes from your fairies, and I taught them the concept of "monkey's paw" effects. They were quick learners! Did you want to turn invisible? Ok! But your clothes don't... and your fairies will simply hang around your crotch and tease you while you do your shenanigans, literally riding your dick, or maybe playing with your butt. Cum and you lose the spell! Charm? They decide the duration. Is that older woman too much for you? Too bad! Get doted on, idiot. Polymorph? You want to be a futa? Ok, but you're a shortstack now, or maybe a bimbo.

They can use this magic themselves, but would rather shrink you than grow big if you want to fuck them.

And yes, they live in your underwear... it's not always convenient.

>>11269359
They have a curse where they can ONLY live in your underwear, as you wear them, or in the absence of your underwear, they may only get rest when against your nether region. If you deny them rest or respite, they will begin to use magic against you without your permission. Vines to pin you down, sleep spells, polymorphing you into a cute girl so they can slip into your pussy like it's a sleeping bag, and SO much more...

They LOVE playing in your pants! They love being against you! So much, in fact, that they'll make games out of it. After a week of their influence, your butt will forever be clean and ready for anal play (Fey don't poop), so expect it to be teased and used a lot more. They may make a game where one crawls into a hole and as DEEP inside of it as they can so you can't fish them out. They might enchant you so you can't touch your own nether region, and tease you, the sister grinding her pussy on your cock or riding your clit, as her brother fucks and rims one of your holes at the same time. They might fuck each other while making out with your cock... all while they forbid you from reaching down to stop them. They'll do this in public too.

And their spells? Polymorph can turn them into objects. One might turn into a pair of panties (they don't care if you're a guy, it's cute), while another turns into a buttplug or vibrator, and you'll HAVE to wear both to keep them with you. The panties will be animate and able to give you wedgies, while the vibrator or plug can wiggle and change settings. Seperation from them is bad for both of you. You get REALLY needy in a sexual way.

They'll also use their magic on you if you don't borrow their magic enough, simply getting bored of waiting for you to make a request, and doing something "fun" to you anyways, like a surprise polymorph into the other sex, a fairy boy or girl yourself, or underwear before turning into a copy of you and wearing you.

>>11269364
They can also turn into your cock and balls respectively, or possess your genitals in other ways. Your hair down their will match their hair color if they do, and they'll control your libido, hardness, wetness, looseness, etc. As long as they're having fun in the most fun part of a human... even if you're starting to look more fairy like with their magic, such as gaining colorful eyes, an androgynous appearance, or an unnatural but cute hair color. Maybe elf or animal ears if you're fun enough!

They aren't inherently malicious, they're just full of energy and OBSESSED with crotches and butts. And a fey's obsession is not something you can stop... if they get a whimsical idea of something "fun", like helping you get a date with a crush with a charm and some fey insight (ex. she's pretty gay so you'll be successful as a futa or girl via polymorph)... so long as they can tease your bits during the date, poking your but and nethers to get you to make cute noises. If you can endure it though, they'll turn into sex toys for you and your date to use WHEN things go well, not if. They'll ensure their promises are kept if you make good on yours.

I hope you can handle two incestuous fairy twins thinking up new ways to sling spells and create mischief between your legs daily...

>I wish to live in an all girls/futa manor where the maids are lewd like pic related.

>>11265859
Wish bump

>>11265859
Granted. I'm gonna flip a coin... Aaaand it landed on its side, what are the odds. Ah well, FUTA IT IS! Congratulations. Don't worry, you'll be quite sexy, if a bit on the short and cute side. Surely you won't have any shortage of friends-with-benefits to do butt stuff with.

Speaking of butt stuff, you'll get what you asked in your wish. From now on, people's butts are always perfectly clean - that means no waste and no bad smells, unless both parties involved are into that. Safe? Well, I could eliminate sexual diseases... and also make buttholes super-elastic to avoid physical accidents. As for the pleasure, I can make anal sex roughly as pleasant as vaginal sex... for women. For men and futas, it will be more pleasant thanks to prostate play.
This might cause a significant cultural shift making anal stuff and homosexuality way more accepted - but hey, more sex is always good, right? Sure, you can't fuck strangers in public, at least not without some kind of foreplay; but "light" stuff like spanking, motorboating or facesitting is considered pretty acceptable. My point is that there will be lots and lots of big butts you can play with... Just remember that people can just as easily play with yours.

...Speaking of big butts, that reminds me. Your paw is that you have a big butt. No, not like the one in the pic - I said that you're a futa, and the pic clearly shows a fox GIRL. No, the pic shows the most common butt size that people have. You? Well, you're a shortstack with an emphasis on the "stack", with buttcheeks larger than you're tall. Your rump is so wide, your trousers come with a "OVERSIZE LOAD" label. And naturally, a bigger size means that people will feel more tempted to toy with it, even beyond what would normally be considered socially acceptable. I mean, your behemotic bum is considered incredibly sexy, even when it gets wedged stuck in traffic. Do you really think people aren't going to tap that?

>>11269430
At least it will feel incredibly good, if only because a larger butt means that you can be rimmed out by multiple people at the same time.

>I wish for something about this pic.

>>11269158
Granted! They're hot, magical, incestuous, and slutty... and it's a big family. Clown mothers are like clown cars, if you know what I mean. In truth, you're actually a family of very talented sorceresses who trace their lineage back to jesters and the original magic of comedy. Their magic is fueled by playfulness, jests, and comedy, often in lewd, incestuous ways, as their family tree is their longest running joke. Yes, two girls can have a daughter together with this magic.

However, you are unique in that your mother only had one daughter, and teaches you more traditional practices, beckoning back to your origins. You are, of course, the finest joke she has ever produced. Do people laugh because you tell jokes, or because you are the joke? Either way, you're going to make them laugh...

Who are they? Oh there's always an audience, even if you can't see them. It's part of the family curse.

The funniest thing about you, is that you lack the family skill for comedy and wordplay, which hilariously, makes you a GREAT butt to any joke. You're charming in your own, adorable way, but if you try to make a joke yourself, it'll be funny in a "cute" way. As in, "Daw, she tried being funny"... but you still have the family magic, and your lack of comedic sense causes it to make you every part of the joke.

You are the setup. You ask your mother who your father is one day. You are the build, or meat of the joke. She agrees if you give her a creampie, clarifying that the piles of pie in the room are all apple or blueberry. You fuck her as she teases you, and cum inside, shamefully. She then opens a portal, high fives another version of herself, and the other version of her walks in, taking her place in her afterglow, and shows you the family tumbleweed. You are the punchline. You are your own father... and the audience goes wild as you freak out like the walking circus you are.

You are loved. As strange as it is, it is a caring family.

>>11269460
Your mother would NEVER let you leave, after all, you'd take her child in the divorce! Rest assured, she'll always be there to help you grow into the punchline you were meant to be. Do watch your mouth around her though. "Motherfucker"? Well yes you are, but you don't have to be crass about it!

More hands on gags are a favorite of your aunt sisters. How are they your sisters? While most jokes get old, that joke I said earlier had a "grandfather" clause.

They enjoy lesbian dates, but since it's they usually spoil by the time they reach you from Greece, they'll usually settle for locally sourced fruits, like you.

Each specializes in a different form or genre of clownery. Your mother is a priestess to the jester god, for instance. Sort of like a nun. Her, and your, sisters focus on different trades, from balloons, to sleight of hand, to slapstick. And what is femdom if not slapstick? Wearing silly outfits and hitting each other with sticks and paddles? This sister has the ability to grow and give futa cocks for her craft. It allows her to jack off all other trades, and makes her the master of nun. She'll tie you up too, she's not one to separate a mother from her daughter. Are you tired of these yet? I sure hope knot!

An average day for you might involve helping other sisters in your family home with their routines, since your performances are already laughing stocks. Sister Sleight? Of Hand? She needs your help. She lost her endless anal beads the other day... so of course she's going to look where they usually end up. In a butt. One hour of playful, loving anal play and sex, and one delightfully sore anus later, and she'll snap her fingers, make you swallow on oversized bead that says "END", and pull the rest out.

Sister Scissor? She likes tricks with boxes, swords, cutting... and other things. She's rather proud of her magic. Your mother keeps telling her to get her head out of her ass, but it makes such a good trick!

>>11269496
She'll promise you a few tips in exchange! But after she saws you in half, and puts you back together, you'll find that you're a shortstack. One glance at the box she used and it'll be clear why. It was half off.

But as she promised, she'll give you tips. Well, just the tips. The dildos she was going to give you for this were 50% too, you see...

Your family beast tamer? You don't have any animals, but if you are what you eat, you'll make fine pussies for her to train. Expect to be clicker trained by her if you weren't already.

Even when you're alone, or with a non clown, you'll be the subject of your own magic. Try to get off, and you might learn that your flower has a tendency to squirt in people's faces. Try making a lewd gesture, and your invisible partner might just finish prematurely. Who knew you were part mime? You must get it from your father.

It's best to not try to run from these things. You won't escape them, you'll just turn wherever you go into a circus. Besides, your dear old mother will always have time for you. Literally. Her true power is chronomancy, don't you know? She can take a day or two off for you... just remind her to put them back on.

Oh, and it also means you'll never grow out of this dynamic, but the best jokes are timeless...

>I wish I was a girl belonging to a skilled flesh sculptor mistress who enjoyed using her maids to make lewd, "functional" art.

>>11269048
Granted! You've got a sort of Dr. Who type deal going on... just not as OP. You're immortal, but not invincible, and similarly, you have multiple incarnations, but all will be attractive and male. Your first will be what you imagined, but anything after is a wild card, only having to be male, and attractive. You could be a manly man, roguishly handsome, or cute and short enough to pass a a femboy, were you so inclined. You'll roll the dice again if a given body dies, re-spawning at random.

So a traveler eh? Sure, any door you open can lead to a partially random location in other dimensions and/or time periods. As for your powers, you have weak telekinesis, only good for fetching small objects or stealing things from pockets, but you can form telepathic bonds with people (and other beings) who trust you to communicate over long distances and without words, as well as to implant ideas if you have enough time to hypnotize someone. It's not instant, but it's fast. You could hypnotize a jail guard and implant "I'm free to go, actually" in a few minutes, but if she isn't alone other people may notice what you're doing. You can only implant one, relatively minor thought at a time, but there's no limit to how many you can put in one being. No, you can't just make someone a sex slave... but you can convince an escort that her time with you is longer than what you paid for (repeatedly), or make some random hot woman think she's inviting you to her bedroom tonight, unsure as to why.

With more time, you can slip in more ideas. "Well because I'm horny, don't have a husband, and want sex", or "Part of my job is to give him blowjobs". You'll need to cater the thoughts to every different person, but you can have fun with it. For example: "Oh, we're related" "Oh, I'm... a mother figure, of sorts" "I guess I should pamper him" "Mommy loves her special man..." or for a monster or beast girl, "He's the alpha" "He's my friend" "He can protect me" "I should become his pet"

>>11269596
You can see how easy this is to snowball, but if a subject becomes aware of their hypnosis, they may question it, letting them slip out of it. It's easy for this to happen if you momentarily trick a guard for an escape... but it's funny when it doesn't and those thoughts remain. Say you made a guard think she had to rape you instead of take you in. That'll remain in effect for a bit for other criminals. However, if whoever you hypnotized is HAPPY with where they are, such as a monster girl becoming domesticated by you, they might question it but decide it's worth it. It's similar if someone genuinely loves, or lusts for you.

You'll be able to visit various worlds with sexy women, monster girls, or even cute guys if you're into that, but your understanding the the world you are entering are limited to a handful of hentai tags. "women only", "futanari", "hairy", "femdom", "otonoko", "dickgirl", "forniphilia"... you mentally understand three or four "tags" of the world you're entering, but with no explanation. They'll always be the most prominent tags, the focuses of the world, so you'll never accidentally walk into a world you're not into... but they'll never explain more than that, and there in lies the game.

You're basically guaranteed to walk into a different genre of world each time, with only a faint idea of what fun awaits you. You CANNOT LEAVE until you do something of note in said world, good or bad, or a week passes. Whichever comes first. Something of note would be saving a princess from becoming a sacrifice to some kind of seedbed monster... or corrupting a village. Either one work.

However, the unpredictable nature of the worlds will not make this easy for you. Milf? Women only? Hairy? It could be anything from a tribe of amazons to some kind of modern society where men are legally pets and slaves, and the women are venus figured. Forniphilia? Femdom? Futa?

>>11269602
Could be a world with strong women and futa who'd use you as a chair, or a kingdom where a powerful sorceress is literally turning people into sex toys.

Dickgirl? Just... dickgirl? Now there's an interesting world. You might meet an amicable, down to fuck girl packing extra, not even NEEDING to use your powers, with her just becoming your friend, or potentially having powers of her own!... or you could be grabbed by an orc woman with a dick and pounded as soon as you step into that world, taken as her "hubby". In the latter case, hope you were taking notes about your powers, cause you'll need them to escape. You ALWAYS need a doorway, so if you're chained up or being held by an orc wife? No escape. It can be primitive, it can be covered by mere curtains, you can make it yourself, it just has to be a door of some kind. Tent flaps and magic teleporters don't count. The door you arrived through will always remain, but I cannot guarantee you will be able to reach it again safely.

And sometimes, you'll lose. If you get bad ended, or face-sitting with a monster girl goes wrong, you reincarnate in a random world with a new body... eventually. You must be stuck in a bad end for at least a month to reincarnate.

You can make allies and take them with you, but you may also make enemies, and you're not the only planeswalker... some may even take issue with your morals. A sexy vigilante might seduce you, only to put a chastity cage on you and sell you to a sorceress, an angel girl may kill you on sight (reincarnating you), or an occult NEET girl who wised for the same thing may stalk you.

Two things are for sure though, you're not going to be staying on one place for long, and things aren't going to get boring for you...

>I wish I was a cute quad amputee girl, with a dominant, also quad amputee lover, both belonging to a female adjacent (girl, dickgirl, witch who can be futa, etc) owner who takes care of and spoils us, who is dominant to both of us.

Bump

>>11269375
Granted!

You are now the proud owner of a very large manor house populated and staffed entirely by women and futanari!
You as the owner are the eldest and most well equipped futanari in the estate, with both a stunning venus body and the largest penis! With an enough magic ability to pick and choose the bodies and bits of all your staff, and even customize the layout of the entire manor at your whim. Think of it like the Sims with a as much more direct control as general lewdness. All of your maids by default are very submissive and accepting, and while you can make them sexually dominant, they'll never put up much of a fight against what you want given that you're the player character.
However, you aren't the only one in control.
Your daughters have player powers like yours, with all the same control and command over the house and the maids as you do, and of course clashing aesthetic tastes.
You have 3.
One goth, who comes the closet to your own traditional tastes, though with too much black and dark colors. With nothing but collars for the maids to wear.
A gym rat who will leave weights snd gym equipment all over, and wants to turn all the maids buff and sweaty.
One weeb who keeps completely remodeling the house into a Japanese traditional style, and then turning all the maids into similar styled Japanese ones as well.
Each one as rebelatory as the last, and all enforcing their kinks and control over everything they can, all re- and overwritting what you or the others did.
Though the easiest way to do that is dominating them until they cum, but the same will work against you aswell.

>I wish the only feature of human sexual dimorphism was men having smaller penises

>>11270829
Granted! Men and women are now oversexed, full packaged futanari, with women getting the larger cocks. But the ONLY dimorphism, you say? I suppose the question is what separates men and women at this point? And so, the new world's society comes into play.

This is not a retroactive change, this is a reactive change. You'll just turn into a REAL QT (with a cute penis) and get some modest funding for your new life if you needed it. Clothes, an apartment, a few months of food and services... but you'll need to find some stability to keep yourself from becoming a street whore. The first few months will be very chaotic. I ALSO made it so that, while not exclusive to sex, people can have VERY different traits. Someone could be way bigger, have MASSIVE tits, while another could be unusually small and stacked. Even if you find an adorable girl who's barely 5 ft, she'll still have a hole stretching cock, and even a boy with unusual height will be better at TAKING dick. In fact, due to hermaphroditism now being the norm, many hormone supplements will allowing people to alter their bodies to be more masculine or feminine. Some drugs can enhance both traits, but some may enhance one at the cost of another... such as estrogen giving a man a smaller cock, but a curvier figure. People will take interest in these as their libidos are all increased... though those with bigger cocks will tend to want to fuck more than they want to take.

The change that happens will be one you get to live and witness, and it'll be societal. Women will remember men who wronged them, were "cute" before, or notice men who had a "glow up" from the change, catcalling them and trying to land them in bed. The size difference between a cute penis and a womb wrecker will make the distinction easy... but not easy enough for some. Women will start taking more traditionally masculine roles with renewed confidence, and men, more submissive roles, their libidos being better sated by being taken.

>>11270971
Slowly, "Oh I'm just fucking with you, we're in this freaky change together" will turn into "Hey, why don't you stay at home while I work? Come on, your cute lil butt shouldn't be sitting on office chairs..." and eventually, full on domination, with "Did you take your pills this morning? Because if you didn't, I'll have to put the cage back on..."

You, being as cute as you are, will be snatched up by a girl you found cute before the change VERY fast, and she will be much bigger and stronger than you. This will become a common trend, with gyms slowly becoming sex exclusive, with men's gyms focusing on improving feminine features, if giving any muscle gain at all, and women's gyms will become very effective at letting them become the stronger sex, despite the same biological start. The drugs will help too, with many women aiming to be futa goddesses, and turning their men into bimbo fucktoys.

At first, things will be cute, it's just a friends with benefits thing... right? I mean, everyone else is doing it... but them, it'll make more sense to live in with her... and then to let her work while you become a home maker... and then let her make decisions for you as new laws are passed to strip men's rights (but she will still spoil you if you are a good boy).

The paw? Gender equality activists will become prominent. Seeing if your wife gets rights over what you wear or not becomes nerve wracking (because I know you want it), and politicians are pressured not to pass the horny bill due to backlash from "vanilla" couples (who are admittedly adorable). They're threatening your life of state enforced femdom... what if the law saying your wife decides consent for you doesn't pass? That one's hot- I mean, you trust your wife with it I'm sure...

So what can you do about it? Become a counter activist. Dress up slutty and let your wife parade you around as you show how much you LOVE being a slut, along with other submissive men.

>>11270980
You might display a desire by following a law that isn't even enforced yet (such as having to wear a choker with your wife, soon legal "owner's" name on it), going out naked if asked, and providing your holes for those your wife offers you to.

And as luck would have it... you'll end up becoming the face of the counter movement. Not that you have to DO much, the whole point is that you don't want to do much other than get dominated. You're a pretty face who does humiliating things while the smart, strong women do all the legwork for you, and you express how much you like the world being that way.

If you fail to be a good face of the movement? It'll fail, and the newly created femdom state will collapse. While your wife will still love you, and dominate you, you will have to record consent, cannot go outside naked, will be unable to wear "degrading" accessories... and you can only take body altering drugs with a doctor's approval. Basically 1984. So be a good boy, and demand to have your rights infringed so you can be loved more. Maybe one day your wife will breed you... you said the penis was the "only" dimorphism, so you can both bear kids... and she isn't doing that.

>I wish I was a cute oni girl slave who ended up in a cute, wholesome, master/slave romance.

Will it be with a cute boy in classic isekai fashion? With a girl in a forbidden love kind of way? Dunno, don't want to know until it's granted! Leaving it up to the genie for a reason.

>>11269432
Granted! Humanity is now preserved by a wall of flesh. If you've ever played Terraria, you sorta get the idea, but no eyes or mouth. Just tentacles and sex parts... from everyone it's already absorbed. It moves around the globe like a wave, mysteriously only taking humans with it, and leaving everything else untouched. It's massive, blot out the sun big, and it's fast, like a tsunami that never stops. It can round the world about as fast as a passenger plane. You can run, but you aren't the only one with that idea, and it'll ALWAYS prioritize paths that will grab more humans.

So, when the inevitability reaches you? Well, the good news is that it feels REALLY good. A tentacle will nestle you in somewhere cozy, and all of the bodies absorbed will be idealized into oversexed forms, much like every body in your pic, and yes, this includes futas. You might end up laying on top of a curvy body with your dick stuck against her pussy, encouraged to fuck as the wall moves, you might even come face to face with someone who can still talk, though most will only moan, and since this is global... not everyone will speak the same language. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy a sexy shared predicament with a Spanish speaking sweetheart, the wall will turn you sexy to so don't worry about being judged. It may repurpose you into a pussy or turn your legs into a tentacle for grabbing other people, who can say? But once the wall has made its rounds... it starts to release people, starting with those who it's had for the longest, who have been transformed the most.

It's not the end of the world, just another yearly "cycle" to deal with, lasting a week or two each time. It slowly falls apart after, safely leaving everyone absorbed behind safe, healthy, disease free, attractive, youthful... and scrambled into /d/ monstrosities as a result of the absorption and flesh shaping each time.

>>11271577
The results are WILDLY different, and don't exactly care for the sex or bodytype of the original person, though traits like eye, hair, and skin color may remain... or rub off on someone else who was fused with them.

Someone could end up a humantaur with multiple dicks, a biped with lipples, a pussy mouth, and a cock tail, an immobile tit monster, a fucknugget with 8 boobs and tentacle "limbs" too weak to move with, a /d/orse esq creature, humanpedes (like taurs but more legs), and so much more...

Some people may even stay fused, becoming conjoined with one or more people once the wall passes. You will take the form of the last image with a similar "bodytype" to what I'm describing that you either pleasured yourself to, or at LEAST were aroused by. Maybe you saved or bookmarked it?

That'll be your new body for a year as people adjust to their changing lives. Due to infrastructure being left intact, people, while scattered, will have ways to return to their lives, and identify themselves. Temporary IDs will be issued for those transformed beyond recognition. If two people from different countries are fused, they may get a translator if they're lucky, but the body can only return to one country at a time. Generally, whoever has a bigger "need" to be where they were before have priority (a businesswoman over a fast food worker). Money certainly helps too... but conjoined people often become friends, and learn second languages... or become rivals and keep trying to dominate the other to take over the body, one or the other. So if you fused with that hispanic qt? You may be welcomed into her home with her now futa wife, and become part of their relationship, because she had a well paying job and was deemed more "valuable"... or they may both dominate you, like a toy.

Naturally, porn is BOOMING, and prostitution will quickly become legal with diseases being erased, and people having to go naked with no clothes to cover them. It's as inevitable as casual sex.

>>11271584
If you want to take "priority" over whoever you fuse with (your chances of fusing are never known, but never 0), this is a good way to win that financial and status battle. Become a well known porn star or an escort with numerous clients... though other people may do this as well. You can just have a lot of friends, they'll petition for you to be returned, or at least travel if you have to share lives with someone else.

And then there's the possibility of becoming something that has special needs, like a fucknugget or other immobile form. You'll need people to take care of you. Unfortunately, governments can't keep up with demand in this department, so people who don't have caretakers kinda just end up at the mercy of whoever finds them. They can't do anything HORRIBLE to them, but a sexy futa could just take a fucknugget home and fuck her if no one else was around to take care of her. So long as the nugget or otherwise immobile party answers that "yes, I would rather be a toy than be on the streets", it's legal, and most do. It's not a bad life, fucknugget care and "pets" will become a sort of trend, with people spoiling those who are adorable, and helpless.

Whatever situation you found yourself in... I hope you won't miss it because when the wall returns, everything will change again. I can't say what your new form will be. It has equal chance to be any scrambled /d/eviant form. A fucknugget could become a hung humantaur, while her caretaker has her limbs become useless dicks, flipping the tables on them.

But those two weeks in the wall each year? Absolute heaven, every time...

>I wish I could change people's sexual "appeal", regardless of their prior sex. Turn someone into a femboy, a milf, a bimbo, etc.

>>11268936
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>>11271590
Wish Bumps

>>11269524
>>I wish I was a girl belonging to a skilled flesh sculptor mistress who enjoyed using her maids to make lewd, "functional" art.
Granted! Naturally, I assume that you wanted to be one of her maids - after all, you asked to belong to her, right? So you will be transformed into a cute girl. Mistress herself will do the deed, since she has the flesh-sculpting magic to do so. Fun fact: quite a few of her maids used to be guys.
Another fun fact is that Mistress has a side gig as a cosmetic surgeon, which includes weight loss, sex changes, and more. She costs a lot, but she'll give her clients a generous discount if they offer her some pounds of their flesh. This is necessary because her powers allow her to sculpt flesh, but she cannot create nor destroy it; and she likes to have tons (literally) of spare flesh to use on her maids.

Another thing you asked in your wish is for your mistress to make "lewd, functional art". Well, you'll get what you asked: her art is "lewd" like in your pic, with tits and pussies and buttholes and maybe dicks exposed. And they're "functional" like in MY pic, because they function like normal furniture: chairs are for being sat on, ovens cook food, cars drive around, and so on and so forth.
Buuuut... You certainly can't do your job if you are distracted by an orgasm, right? Which is why another one of her abilities allows her to regulate the sexual sensitivity of whoever she transforms. By default, her maids have their libido turned off - people can fuck them for hours, and they'll just carry on barely noticing it. When they're "off the clock", the maids have their sensitivity fully restored, and they get to fuck to their hearts' content. Yes, they can even fuck another maid.

>>11272931
And yes, this means that any maid that's "on the job" is practically free use for anyone: Mistress, her guests, other maids, and so on.

Keep in mind, though, that Mistress doesn't feel the So, when you enjoy your days off from working as a chair, you will still BE chair-shaped... Maybe with a few modifications to be extra mobile, like giving you some tentacles for functional hands, and making your legs more mobile so that you can gallop at full speed comfortably instead of just waddling around.
However, if you do a good job, Mistress might give you some extra attention as a reward. Giving you forms that you'd like, like restoring you to human form. Or altering other maids into a form that you'd like.

But what happens if a maid does a bad job? Well, in that case, mistress might allow them to feel pleasure, but lock their ability to orgasm; forcing them to keep experiencing more and more pleasure, but without the ability to relieve themselves until she allows them to. Or maybe she'll just jack the sensitivity up to 11 and then go to town on her pussy until their minds black out for a few weeks - furniture-maids still keep their shape even when unconscious. Worst case scenario, Mistress might reforge a disobedient maid into a humiliating or terrible form like a toilet or a dog toy, or simply stuff her into a cocoon of flesh and leave her in isolation. But you'll have to be REALLY bad (or really into it) for Mistress to reach that point, so at least you won't have to worry about that.

>I wish to have a tall mommy-like monstergirl GF. Like, significantly taller than me (see pic).

>>11271590
Granted! Unfortunately, your ability was given to you by an eldritch entity, specifically a hive-mind of identical androgynous sluts spanning an entire multiverse. Naturally, the entity wants to conquer and assimilate your universe as well, replacing every sentient lifeform with copies of itself; and thanks to your wish, it probably will succeed... Very, very, VERY slowly. Like, it will take multiple universal Big-Crunch/Big-Bang cycles and an ungodly amount of quintillion of years, and there's no guarantee that it will even succeed in the first place. Turns out that universal eldritch entities have a sense of time that operates on a scale way different than us normal people.

...Were was I..? Oh, right, your ability. It works in two stages: in the first stage, the target will be transformed so that, physically speaking, they'll be 50% their original appearance and 50% hivemind androgynous hermaphrodite. Mentally, the split will be more like 98%/2%. You are a special exception, however, so you get to skip this step entirely.
The second stage is the one that interests you. Basically, you can apply various templates to your target, making them effeminate, parent-y, bimboesque and so on. Each template comes in multiple versions for each sex, so the "parent-y" template has variants for female MILFs, male DILFs, futa PILFs, and so on. To be clear, that's the FINAL sex, so if you transform someone into a DILF, regardless of what sex they sterted with, they'll always end up male in the end. Additionally, while their base personality will be left unchanged, their mannerisms, expressions, way of speaking and so on will change to match the template you chose, so if you turn someone into a DILF, they will act like one.

>>11272957
The obvious drawback is, well, everyone you transform will become similar to each other. The resemblance to their hivemind template will be already evident after the first transformation. But if you transform the same person multiple times, then not only they will resemble more closely their "template", but their mind will begin to be visibly affected as well.
And naturally, their DNA will be changed as well. So any child they will conceive will also carry a small bit of hivemind DNA, which will be passed on to their descendants and so on, potentially creating a snowball effect. If you use your TF powers a lot, expect to see the same face happily greeting you wherever you go, thanking you.

>Speaking of hiveminds, I wish to marry a slimegirl hivemind.

>>11272960
Granted! Buuuut... you probably know what this marriage entails. Hell, you probably knew making the wish, so let's make the obvious a little more interesting.

Congrats! You marry a modest "hive" of slimegirls, they own a mansion and yes, they can more than make use of the space, with many having to sleep in the same bed, not that they mind, "go fuck yourself" is a suggestion to them... but not anymore! Because they have a hubby! (replace husband with wife if applicable)

I say they, but she goes by she when referring to herself as a person. "They" is just more convenient when referring to the collective. She's very sweet, kind, playful, and an emotional match for you. She frequently has a manor's worth of bodies, but can combine them or produce more, but will be limited by conservation of mass. She may also change the consistency of her slime, becoming more flesh like, or more goo like to let you fuck places you can only fuck on a slime girl.

Her presence is purifying, and not just physically. She purifies the air and water where she resides, but will also benefit living creatures. You will find yourself more energetic, quicker witted, and motivated. Perhaps even more healthy and attractive. She's literally healthy for you!

So why'd no one else marry her? What, you didn't get the memo? That purification of hers? It's a side effect of her aura of assimilation. Normally, it's too weak to change people, unless they spend a LOT of time around her...

At one point, she was just one slime with a sapphic lover, until she was two slimes. Then she found two more lovers, and was four. Don't worry TOO much though, because she'll assure you two absolute truths about her nature:
-Those she assimilates do not die, even their personalities remain. In a way, the hivemind is a legion of REALLY close lovers who share EVERYTHING.
-It will only happen if her lover desires it, fully, with no room for doubt.

People are reluctant to believe her and take that chance.

>>11273325
But from what you can tell? Those statements are true (on the surface). Multiple slime bodies can have different quirks, or even personalities, show. Your GF may be more tomboyish in one body, shyer and more submissive in another, and motherly in yet another, with her interests and desires shifting like water. "Wait, they released ANOTHER Full Metal Alchemist- I picked the wrong year to get absorbed! Hold me while we watch it together." or "Why don't people have orgies anymore? And what's this new number system? O-old? No... Lesbian? Yeah I'm from there, why do you ask?", but being a hivemind... she'll often correct herself or cross personalities, and clarify things "How many times is that ditz we absorbed going to keep forgetting it's the modern day... I... guess she WAS our-... my, first love..."

Just about every era and type of girl is here in some capacity, from the qt from antiquity, to a Victorian era mistress, to a teasing 20th century flapper tomboy, up to an early 2000's nerd and goth. They've all mellowed out though. The hivemind is like a big ball of souls sharing the same interconnected brains and bodies, and thus, thoughts and desires... but sometimes they will fuck each other passionately in front of you, while also getting off to you watching (they love you).

But after you get to know her, and have all the kinky sex you wanted from this wish... you'll have moments of desire for something completely alien to you, as your body morphs. Unless you are mentally ready, this will not truly absorb you... but it will not be without impact.

You might find yourself literally melting in an orgy, only to pull yourself free and solidify again... but have the traits that one of the other girls had in life, your body turning back into flesh and blood as a girl, OR, you may appear as one of the girl's "types". A futa, a cute boy, some edgy guy for the goth... by the time you realize you're losing physical form, it'll be too late to stop the change.

>>11273335
Naturally, your harem can shapeshift themselves, but generally can't stray too far from being a "girl"... or at least, they couldn't until YOU came along, as the first guy (or if you aren't, they'll just figure it out). You'll allow them to take futa and cute boy forms if you'd ever want it, as well as temporarily absorb, and change you. They can give you idealized forms... Buuut they can only safely do this every other day, and if the minds of the hive wander, you might end up not quite looking how you expected...

Want to lose weight? Ok you ended up a femboy twink. Want to gain muscles? Amazon futa, her bad! Any attempt to return your normal appearance to you will result in settling for "good enough", like being a feminized version of you, or being a hot version of yourself... but a foot shorter (you're cute like that).

She WILL only absorb you for real when you are ready, in mind and soul. You just get some "trial runs" as a side effect until you're ready for it, and it WILL happen if you stay married to her. It'll become irresistible, a sense of love and belonging stronger than anything a human could otherwise feel.

...And after you'll experience the same "problem" that she did. Her and all of her lovers know what to expect from one another... unless you were to all find a cute, new flame... It's not cheating if you're all the same slime, now is it? And they'll be just your type, too...

>I wish I was a cute, fluffy monster girl

>>11273344
Granted. You now have to constantly avoid being kidnapped by exotic pet dealers.

>I wish tying people up was a martial art. Bondage-Fu, with different forms for different "weapons" like rope, tape, or handcuffs.

>>11269614
Granted, you and your lover have been turned into LEGO, only lewder. Let me explain: your new owner is a modern witch and a nerd, and she knows some complex spells.

The first spell she'll use on you is to transform your bodies into a substance that mixes the properties of plastic and flesh: it's soft and sensitive, yet pretty durable. You can be stepped on or sat on without getting injuried, and you can survive just fine without breathing, though you'll still need to eat sometimes. Another obvious characteristic is that now you can be dismantled into various pieces: legs, arms, hands, groin (including genitals), chest, head and hair - all pieces that can be quickly swapped on the fly to change your "clothes" or sex. Or removed - which is how she has turned you both into quad amputees. At your request. You had to beg for it.
And before you ask: no, you aren't squared like an actual LEGO minifigure, you're shaped like a normal human being.

Her second magical power allows her to shrink whatever she wants or grow it back to normal - and at this point you can probably guess where this is going: she can shrink you at will, and stick you inside whatever LEGO model she wants. She can modify the bricks with her primary power to slightly alter their shape (primarily to flatten their top side, removing the studs) and alter their properties so that they can replicate the functions of what they represent. TVs shows regular programs, cars can be driven, figurines can be commanded like puppets, and so on. She can't make bricks sentient, though - which is where you two come in: you are much more interesting toys, and she can't wait to, ahem, "roleplay" the many scenarios she has in mind.

Did I mention that she's a nerd? Because she's a goddamn nerd. Sure, she has dominant tendencies, and she literally holds your lives in the palm of her hand... But her nerdiness frequently beats her libido, to the point that sometimes she'll flat-out forget to be horny.

>>11273888
Expect most of your "play sessions" to be tame, PG-13 stuff without an ounce of sexiness in it.

...It's what I would say, if it wasn't for your fucknugget lover. Yeah, you thought I forgot about her, didn't you? She's a switch, but in the sense that she becomes dominant or submissive towards each individual person depending on her opinion on them. In your case, she immediately pegged you as "subby ass waiting to get absolutely destroyed, probably with some deviant fucked-up fetish as well". And given that you ask for quadruple amputation for the both of you, she wasn't wrong.
Your lover is extremely determined and relentless: if she decided that she's gonna eat you out until you pass out, then she'll crawl after you on her little stumps for literally days if she has to. She particularly likes fucking with you during the witch's tame scenarios, in a way that she won't immediately notice, For example, if the witch puts you into little cars for a race outside, your lover will find a way to crash both vehicles and send you both flying in the wilderness, somewhere out of the witch's sight. And then she'd get to fuck you to her heart's content for as much as possible.

Oh, don't worry. Sometimes, the witch will decide to get raunchy with the both of you - without getting distracted. And while she might not be as determined and domineering as your amputee lover, she has the power of magic, size difference, and futaification on her side, so she'll always win any fight for dominance.

>>11273903
>I wish that magical latex costumes existed, and could be obtained relatively easily.

>>11272937
Granted! But the size difference is a two way street. I had an absolute sweetheart from another realm wish for a boy significantly shorter than her... and for him to be "adorable", among other things. What I'm saying is that not only will she be big, you're going to regress to early young adulthood, shrink in height, and take on a cuter appearance. No, we're not feminizing you, you're going to be hung (she made that very clear), you'll just be short enough for her to pick up and be helpless when she does. A five foot short king. She'll do this rather frequently, either to tease you or when you get upset, forcing you to calm down and politely ask her to let you down. As for her being a monster girl, don't worry, I've granted a few other wishes that brought more people like her over to your world. Enough for her to be unusual, but not alien.

So what kinda motherly monster is she? A big, fluffy, strong, yet soft sphinx. She's slightly taller than you are on all fours, even. Standing up, she's around ten feet tall. The fun part about this is that it means you're ALWAYS ass and pussy height standing beside her, even when she's on all fours. She can swap between two and four legs rather easily, trading height for animalistic speed and agility, as well as a kinky, bestial charm. The kind you only get from a girl who will walk around your home on all fours naked. Her fur is soft, too.

She won't tell you her age "until you get marrie", and you're not sure if she's teasing you with that or serious... but she does certainly strike you as being rather old. Not physically, but In her way of thinking. Sure, she'll wear piercings and modern fashion, but her way of thinking is... antiquated, at times. Sex in public? When did that become frowned upon? Age difference? Pssht, older sphinxes have concubines as old as you. Oral sex? Of course she expects that, did it go out of style in the medieval ages or something?

And incest. She wished for a boyfriend and adoptive son.

>>11274022
In addition to being your GF... she is legally your mother and guardian.

As tomboyish as she may act at times, the truth is, she's very motherly. Her daughters started lives of their own, and left a hole in her life. Yes they fucked, what's wrong with that? Be a good boy and she might invite them to "catch up", even. Yes, she understands the risk of going Hapsburg, but she comes from a time where casual sex was as normal as can be. Royalty would try to keep their bloodlines pure all the time, but her daughters couldn't bear children with her, and you're not related to her by blood, what's the big deal? What's stopping her from being your legal mother and wife someday?

You can try to explain it all you want, she'll just laugh at it and tease you, since the taboo seems to excite you...

She'll call you "hon", make breakfast for you, dote on you, buy cute clothes and try to get you to try them on, lick your hair the way a mother would (but with a cat tongue)... and then turn around and have mind breaking sex with you. The two dynamics are not mutually exclusive to her. You could use a little guidance in your life, couldn't you? Clean your room and she'll tie you up, or let you tie her up. Have you been a good boy recently? Eating her out when she takes her pants off after getting home? She might buy you a little gift! Humans love these runic slates that enchant their computers, right? This one is... 4090...? She never figured it out, but she's SURE your reaction to it will be adorable. She might also frown upon you using sex toys... unless they're modeled after her holes, and even then why not just use the real thing?

She'll slowly become the "man" of the house, her thousand year old nest egg setting you both for life and then some, as she slowly teaches you to be a good son and boyfriend, teaching you secrets of sex, trickery, servitude, and perhaps one day, magic. If you marry her, she'll want you to be a sphinx too so you don't die of old age.

I wish I could get my wish granted without contributing because I'm garbage at writing

>>11274030
This means turning into an adorable catboy version of her, and her magic, while limited, can do some very fun things... say, do you like futa? No reason...

However, as she spoils you and trains you to become family to her in more ways than one, you'll start to slowly change to fit the dynamic as well, growing cuter, more submissive, and downright mollycoddled to the point where you'll get nervous if you're not by her side, or not sleeping between her breasts or against her soft fur.

Sure, she'll train you to be a good husband as well, slowly make you a sex god, you'll just be a total slut to her if she pats your head, calls you a good boy, or offers you cuddles. You're hers now, and she'll make sure you love every second of it... even if all of your friends call you a "mommy's boy" from now on...

Pffft, who made your new rig? Your MOM? W-wait, she did? And why are you moaning in voicechat- dude...

>I wish I was a futa who took care of monster girls with disabilities in wholesome and kinky ways. A sort of Katawa Shoujou meets Mon Musume harem, but with no jealousy (or outright dangerous health problems)

>>11273530
Granted. You also become a cute, fluffy monster girl and the Bondage-fu is used by an exotic pet dealer to kidnap you and sell you to a Arabian Sheikh. You join his harem and have many babies for him. You realize that this is karma for making a low-effort grant for a wish.

>>11273344
Granted. Instead of cats, this world has catgirls, and you're one of them. They mostly act like real cats. You don't have an owner, so you live outside, living off of whatever birds you can catch. You decide that you're bored with this and you want a house. You go on the prowl and find a single guy with his own house. One day when he gets back from work, you follow him into his house. He objects, but you ignore him and make yourself a sandwich in his kitchen. "I live here now," you say, mouth full of tuna.

There's nothing he can do. That's how the Cat Delivery Service works. Now he has a pet cat. You spend the days napping in sunbeams or watching tv. At night you cuddle up with him in bed.

When you're in heat, you don't let him leave the house. He has to work from home because you need him every couple of hours.

You've got food, a house, and a cock at your beck and call. Life is good.

> I wish I had the focus to finish my homework on time.

>>11274099
Granted! I hope it was worth it, you little shit.

>I wish for a thread bump

>>11274327
oh my fucking GOD my sides.

I wish I could be a shrunken pet for my sister.

>>11274038
Granted!
You are now a full-time Monster girl dedicated, non-urgent caretaker! And a beautiful futanari to boot!
You get essentially free range over a whole ward of physically and mentally disabled monster girls with varying non-lethal, and non-contagious conditions. Ranging from limb loss or damage, generally stable nonviolent mental disorders, to rare cases of organ damage or loss.
Now, the majority of your patients will have relatively minor conditions and will accordingly be out of your care within a few weeks, staying with you is more a formality or place to not starve while their regenerating whatever they've lost. And assuming your professional operation they'll appreciate you for it, potentially even supporting relationships after they leave you to go back to their own lives.
But some of your longer term and permanent cases are a little more iffy on the consensual front. Most like having you as a care taker, but the few that can actually understand or are capable of communicating their thoughts, fully acknowledge how little their is in the way of you taking advantage of them...
They know that in most regards they're already second class citizens, being so physically reliant on you, many of them— especially the ones who remember your predecessor, anticipate abuse to some degree. Like the limbless succubus will expect that you'll fuck her instead of actually giving her a meal, the tailless naga, may be more than a little slow in the head and struggle to speak, but still seems surprised that you don't force her to slither, that you let her simply enjoy hopping around on her stump, the mermaid with clipped fins is surprised when you upgrade her from a tub to the indoor pool.
It doesn't take a lot to understand to know that your job is exponentially less than actually taking decent care of these girls, the building you work in just gets federal grant money for keeping them around and the majority of that gets pocketed.

>>11275107
But that doesn't mean you can't do better for them, that they deserve to suffer how they have for so long. This is your opportunity to be the source of TLC some of these girls have needed their entire lives, to work your way up to honest and deeply meaningful relationships with each and all of them, to let them feel the love and joy even their battered bodies deserve as much as any other. Even if you do have to call the additional expenses a publicity ploy to get a bigger grant.

With enough love and effort, you just might be someone, who makes the world a better place, or very well inspire another, even several others to.

>I wish people's sexual features scaled to meet the preferences of their partners depending on the intensity of their love and passion for one another

>>11275118
Granted! Unfortunately, "sexual features" here is interpreted VERY broadly. It includes the usual suspects, namely boobs, ass, and genitals; but depending on the fetishes of each partner, the list also includes stuff such as feet, hair (both on your head and on your body) and lips.
The way this blessing works is pretty much what you expect: when you enter a sexual relationship with someone, your body parts will shrink or grow depending on your partner's tastes. For example, if someone likes smaller boobs, and you have a big pair of gazongas, they will shrink. HOW MUCH your body parts grow/shrink depend on the intensity of the love and passion you and your partner have with each other, with "love" referring to romantic love and "passion" referring to raw sexual attraction. A sufficiently powerful relationship can even cause body parts to appear out of nowhere, or shrink into disappearance; for example, if you're a woman but your partner is into masculine people, you might end up turning into a tomboy futa, or even a full-blown man. If your partner is really into centaurs for some reason, you might end up growing an additional pair of legs out of your butt.

One very real danger of the blessing is a "growth spiral". Let's say that you enter a relationship, and your partner is slightly transformed to get a bit closer to your tastes; you'll probably find them more attractive due to this change. So, now that your "passion" has increased slightly, this can trigger another transformation, which can increase your feelings towards your partner, which can trigger another transformation, and so on and so forth with no hard limit. It's possible to reach a disaster scenario where, say, someone ends up growing boobs and balls each bigger than a house; but you'd have to be REALLY depraved to reach that point - we're talking one in a thousand people.

>I wish that plant life would reclaim the world from humanity.

>>11274327
Granted, I went back into the past and bumped against one of 4chan's servers, which may or may not have caused some online issues for the website.

>>11274099
Granted, you now have a personal teacher who is also the personfication of destruction itself (don't ask). She (or he, if you prefer) will remind you of your deadlines, help you organize your schedule, and teach you highly-effective methods to avoid getting distracted while doing your homework. This may or may not include promising you sex as a reward for your progress, if she thinks it'll be an effective tool to push you into staying focused.

Vice-versa, she will help you eliminate distractions that might hinder your task of finishing your homework. And I mean that literally. Door-to-door salesmen ringing your door while you're busy? Disappeared. A football game that would result in lots of unwanted noise? Erased, stadium and players. Family drama? Poof, gone. She can perfectly bring back everything she destroys, so she tends to be a little bit too impulsive in throwing stuff into the blackhole; but your mortal mind never fully shakes that feeling of unease in knowing that she can perfectly restore everything back to normal *only if she wills it*.
But hey, at least that fear will keep you motivated and focused enough to do your homework in time... Probably.

>>11275187
>I wish to become a lava girl/boy/whatever-sex-the-genie-decides.

>>11273905
Granted! Latex symbiotes exist, and they aren't just common, they're practically everywhere. People aren't sure if they're TRULY alive, but each one starts off as a slime that automatically grows over a host, becoming a life sustaining, bound latex costume or suit that never has to be taken off. No heatstroke, no "I have to pee!", none of that, it'll fit you like a second skin while being pleasant in the same ways that latex is.

These suits are often lewd, but contain incredible power. A frog suit grants incredible leaping ability, water breathing, and climbing. A catsuit gives the wearer superhuman flexibility, agility, and... curves, but that's more of a side effect. A suit can alter the very structure of a person. Anything under the latex can, and likely will, be changed. They can change sex or bodytype (a common side effect for catsuits), grow inhuman parts like lamia or mermaid tails, or even extra limbs. A part of a known kind of latex symbiote can be harvested from a fully grown suit and reproduced, with existing suits being able to regrow what's taken from them... but they will eventually wear out, and leave the wearer nude. These suits are so strong, that it's not just for fetishists, but anyone who wants to fit into the society they're creating. You either use them, or you're a nobody.

There IS still the small problem of "you don't change back when the suit comes off" though... and the transformations take time. Frog futa working on dam construction will slowly grow both sets of genitals, long tongues, webbed feet, and slimy skin that persist even after the suits come off, for instance, but with weaker effects. Sure, they're still good jumpers and amphibious, but they're not quite "superpowered". Brothels and bars may have men wear female costumes, or in some cases, girls wear cute boy costumes to "trapsform" them, since there is a market for that. But when the suit wears out? It either merges fully or falls off, leaving the transformee stuck.

>>11275363
And yes, you can fuck people who are still wearing suits. There will either be ways to access holes, or the suit and a hole may become the same entity, creating a latexy pussy or butt. Don't worry about sexy fun while wearing the suits, since you can't really take them off once you put one on...

The suit starts a very real metamorphosis for the wearer, and cannot be taken off once put on. It's a literal second skin. If suit wears off, either fully fusing, or falling off, the metamorphosis completed, but the person wearing it is stuck in their new form. That catsuit performers so often wear may leave you with literal cat ears and a lithe, feminine body, that mermaid suit aquatic workers and biologists wear may leave someone both a busty woman, and have them retain the lower half of a fish, the "trap" suits given to girls may leave them as boys with fully functional packages, frogsuits used so often for blue collar jobs will leave people as frog girls, boys, or futa (sometimes the suits turn the frogs gay), and experimental suits... well, you don't know what those will do yet, but whatever they do... they'll leave whoever wore them changed. The only way to "undo" changes is to put on a different latex suit that will start a transformation that less "gets rid of" things, and more "changes you in more desirable ways". You could probably trade a fish tail for a lamia tail, or stuff it in a latex suit with a lizard like tail slot and let new legs grow in that way.

The problem? Price!

People become super sexy, cute, clean, and fuckable, but only people with jobs are going to have SOME control of what they turn into, and people without jobs are subject to being infected by stray latex symbiotes that usually avoid anyone else with a suit. If one of THOSE latches onto you, who knows what you'll turn into? A fucknugget? A dorse? A boobipede? Something that'll only find work in a brothel, most of the time...

If you DO have a job, it's going to involve a suit.

>>11275381
For three reasons:
>If you get a stray symbiote, you become a liability (a leaky hyper dick or breasts are a health hazards in restaurants)
>Many suit abilities are absurdly useful Extreme dexterity (and reduced size) from a mouse suit for technicians, climbing, strength, and swimming from the ever popular frog suits, even stuff like office work can be made easier with a softer ass for sitting and shorter posture so you don't lean over. Imp and goblin suits are popular for these.
Oh, and:
>Everyone wants cute, sexy employees

The wage cuckery of the world isn't the main paw, however. Your inability to hold down a job is. You have UNCANNY luck that will always get you a "dud" suit out of a batch. The catsuit with hyper boobs that makes the agility pointless, the frogsuit that lays eggs, the office shortstack suit that makes you too horny to focus...

However, this gives you a VERY exciting, alternate career opportunity. Suits unrelated to careers are luxuries to most. Pornstars and people on vacation gt to wear things they want to... and so do you! At a cost. The only job you can hold down is a suit TESTER. Cloning suits is expensive, but catching "wild" goo is easy. More than that, someone has to wear it first to see what it does...

You'll be allowed to live your life... but every other couple of weeks you'll have to put on a new suit after you've transformed once, had your changes logged, and had another suit applied to you. It might be "tame", like becoming a bimbo bodied catgirl (popular with pornstars and lewd maids), having your arms turn into leathery bat wings and letting you glide (at the cost of hands), or becoming some strong dragon humanoid with a big dick, a man or futa.

Other times... you'll have a suit that slowly reduces your limbs to stubs, makes your boobs too big for you to walk, a catsuit that turns your arms into catlike forelimbs so you become a sphinx, etc. Sex is also random. And remember... you don't NECESSARILY change back.

>>11275387
If a suit would change something you already had, like make you a shortstack after the last one made you musclebound, the changes will simply overwrite each other, but a mersuit may keep cat ears from another TF, an imp suit may keep froggy traits, just shorter and stacked, and suits with effects as odd as "gives you a single, tentacle filled orifice" may leave you a catgirl lamia altogether, just with the extra... feature.

Your employers will send you suits to change you back... eventually, once they have the data they need. It benefits them to know how to turn people back from stuff like that, but this is also experimental, so don't expect the suits they send to "fix" limb loss or wings for arms to work how you expect...

The good news? You only have to wear the suits, and put up with SOME spywear, like cameras in your house and sex toys with built in orgasm counters and sensitivity measuring devices, or maybe some lewd monitors, like a few days of wearing a butt plug that records internal changes... You can fuck who you want, camwhore on the side, and use the money for what you want, but you'll never be guaranteed an "able" body to physically DO what you have the money for... but at least it'll never get boring. You can save a LOT of money by living with other people who took this job... fuck in a bedroom with those cameras in it, let the eggheads get their data and have fun "testing" the suits while they get it.

You'll be rich! But even if you can buy that new PC, you might not have functional hands to use it all of the time... maybe sex toys and lewd maids would be a more fun investment?

>I wish I was a cute android girl with a fun, cute, nerdy futa scientist owner/inventor/roommate, whatever the genie decides she is.

>>11270983
>>11268936
Wish bumps

>>11275176
Granted! Mother Gaia will awaken from her slumber, witness what humans have done to the earth, and restore it, as well as curse the humans who did this (all of them as far as she cares), and go back to sleep before anyone can explain the nuance of it to her or plead.

However, this isn't quite a rapture level event. Sure, roads are fucked, and green covers everywhere humans robbed the earth of it, from familiar, to new, alien plants, some being intelligent, like her dryad guardians and alraune. However, certain things are left well enough alone to restore in time, such as communication networks and power grids, though you'll be stuck with biomass and thermal energy to power them... fossil fuels have been turned back into plants, you can't be trusted with it.

Speaking of things turned back into plants? Gaia is a firm mother when she needs to be, but humans are still her children too, even if they're more... pet like, to their plant overlords nowadays. You can try to rise up against the dryads, sure, but they can sense you coming a mile away and turn metal into wood, and as fae creatures, fucking and cursing transgressors is common for them. It's not wise to try them, it's better to stay on their good side...

I'm sure you're asking, won't this sudden infrastructure failure lead to death from hospitals failing, food going bad, and climate control leaving people in deserts to burn and freeze to death? Shockingly... no. Gaia will take responsibility for humans ending up "disadvantaged", and imbue each with forms necessary for survival.

Every human will become some kind of plant (or fungus) hybrid with no complications, overseen by divine forces to ensure there are no oversights. People in dry climates will adapt to be like desert plants with very large "water reserves", people in tropical climates may become a variety of things, humans may bud or lay seeds instead of give "normal" birth, and you can all get your sustenance from the new, fresh dirt.

>>11275464
The forms humans take will be idealized, and resilient enough to survive this new world ravaged by nature, with cities overgrown and highways turned to jungles, though their sexes may not stay the same, either out of necessity or "adaptations". Hermaphroditism is VERY common. It works great for plants, why shouldn't it work with humans? "Flowers" and "pollen" on the same body work out just fine, right? The variety of "new" humans will be unmatched. From the venus like succulents of dry climates, to vine tentacle having lotus and lilypad girls who live near water, to the fruit breast and testicle growing humans of the tropics... to creatures like you.

You're a mushroom girl, pic above related. Your species came to be from those who lived near ruins of civilization, with plenty of dark, damp places to grow. You can walk into the sun fine, you just need to get your rest in dark and wet places so you don't dry out. You aren't toxic, if anything people seem to think you taste quite good. And no, I don't mean in the cannibalistic sense, I mean your dicks and pussy. Ah, right... so you DO tend to grow new parts via budding. You might grow an extra dick, two extra dicks, a third or fourth breast, even the caps on your head can grow out of control. Lucky for you, you're a fun kind of neo human. Mushrooms just don't fucking die. Get some fungicides to "shrink" parts you don't want until they vanish, keeping one, maybe two dicks, and a manageable crown on your head. You still need that thing to spread spores. In a few years the places you slept will spawn your "sisters", fellow mushroom girls who see you as a big sis. You can also grow new parts by cultivating them. It's popular among other mushroom folk as a trend.

Society is far more close and open, with people being unable to wear clothes since it gets in the way of photosynthesis, and reliance on others being necessary, and on top of that... many people can plant seeds if they're fertilized. 0 responsibility.

>>11275474
This DOES all come with the downsides of being plants, however. You'll need to bury yourself at least partially in rich soil, or fertilizer, and yes some of that will be a little gross if you think about it too much. You're lucky in that you can survive on most things that biodegrade, sometimes by just eating stuff like old logs, leaves, or food left over from the days of old humans. Cum, too, of course. A lot of the time, people will congregate to wherever has the most nutrients so "feeding" turns into a dirt or mud bath with a bunch of other futa, huddled together in warm dirt and lazily absorbing nutrients... and maybe fucking each other. You should be thanking people for doing that, it's healthy and good for your spores, you know!

On the other side of things, too much fungicide to keep your humanoid body from turning into an immobile pile of duplicate parts can be overkill. People wills top using fungicide that's enough to outright kill you, and you are hard to kill... but if you aren't careful, or suffer a dry season, you might just lose mass as a result of stunted growth. You'll slowly turn into a shortstack if you don't get enough nutrients, and then, a minigirl. Sometimes it's unavoidable, like if you go long enough without fresh rain or your colony runs low on fertilizer. Other times, people may "downsize" by choice.

Also, those seeds and spores being left everywhere? Those will become new humans too. No childhood, just immediate young adults when they're big enough to walk, already talking and understanding what their progenitor did... mostly. They may see you as a big sister, mother, etc... but how they react to that is variable. They could respect you, they could see you as competition to bully and dominate. Incest isn't a concern of plants...

Enjoy life as a mushroom in a world of plant futa.

>I wish I was a sexy dancer with a soft, womanly body, capable of magical dances. Kinda like Shantae.

>>11275391
Granted! However, no machine can be built perfectly first try, and you are no exception. As soon as you wake up, you’ll realize you’re just a program in your creator’s computer, only able to see through the desktop cameras around your creator’s lab and talk through text to speech programs as she labors days and nights on making your body, taking breaks practically every hour to pull her pants off, slam her dick into your future pussy as you watch, giving herself enough post-nut clarity to keep going. She’ll realize you’re sentient only when she’s almost finished your first body, and that will give her the motivation she needs to stop fucking an inanimate metal mannequin and start trying to fuck an animate one, downloading you into your prototype body.

Your body will be slow and unrefined, clunky and retro looking, but it’ll finally give you some agency. Not full agency though, as your creator will have you wear loads of different outfits to satisfy her fetishes before railing you in each and every one of them. She’ll also program you with extra knowledge of all the various animes, novels, and hentais she’s into so she’ll finally have a good conversation partner to talk and get excited about them with.

Eventually though your body’s limitations (slow movement, bulkiness, low battery, etc.) may begin to wear on you, and your creator will make you another body, sleeker and upgraded in every way. Each time you request this upgrade, it’ll be your duty to keep your mistress’s balls depleted during this time so she works at her best, and even then it’ll take a while, but eventually your next body will be completed, each upgrade making your body more to your and her tastes while fitted with stronger servos, tougher materials, and more features than before (mostly lewd but a few functional or weaponizable).

>>11270983
Granted. You are a cute purple (well, more like lilac) oni girl, similar to the one on the right in my pic: lithe, petite, and pretty flat-chested. Despite your body proportions, you do possess the regular physical prowess and endurance of an oni, including swinging iron clubs twice your size as if they were fans, and drinking entire barrels of wine while getting "only" tipsy. And of course, since you're a monstergirl, you get the standard instinctual knowledge of the marital arts; in fact, your subspecies of oni tends to be particularly skilled in seducing humans, often posing as regular girls before surprising your partner/victim with your oni strength.

You have been "selected" by a magical pact established between a human shogun family and a yokai alliance; long story short, the humans agree to respect yokai territories, perform ceremonies to appease spirits and so on, while the yokai protect the royal family. In your specific case, you were chosen to be the young prince's bodyguard/servant. On one hand, this means that you basically have to do everything he orders you to do. On the other hand... the boy is hopelessly shy and naive, and it would take a LOT to push him into actually ordering you around. He's the kind of guy that you'd like to endlessly pamper with headpats, while occasionally teasing and lightly bullying him.
...You might have noticed the other two oni women in my pic. Well, they are the /other/ onis assigned to bodyguard the prince. They're quite big, and their appearance is pretty intimidating even when they don't intend to - which DEFINITELY doesn't help the prince's shyness. The red one tends to be way more emotive, laughing louder, crying more desperately, and is generally more impulsive; while the blue one is much more stoic and professional. And both of them will end up falling for the prince's cuteness as well.

>>11275678
So yeah, you are now in a love competition with the other two onis. Due to a combination of the magical pact's rules, and the fact that none of you want to upset or disappoint the prince (he's just too cute), none of you will openly antagonize the others in front of him; but this doesn't prevent you from messing with each other in different ways, such as intercepting messages or "creatively" interpreting the prince's orders. Physically speaking, you are significantly weaker than the other two, but this is counterbalanced by the other onis' character flaws: the blue oni is a stickler for rules and honor even when they would disadvantage her, while the red one... Well, she means well, and she likes to help people, but let's say that she's not the brightest cookie in the palace kitchen's jar.
The situation will naturally devolve into basically an erotic comedy where you will compete for the prince's affections without him noticing the actual "war", even when they involve you throwing an entire statue at the other. Further complicating things are the prince's reluctance to partake in "lewd stuff" due to her shyness; and the fact that he's still technically your master through the magical pact, and so he can still order you three around... Sometimes by accident, by telling you something that the magic will interpret as an "order" and force you to act accordingly.

Who knows how's gonna end? It's not unusual for a prince to take a yokai bodyguard as a concubine, but choosing a yokai as a first wife is rarely heard of. Will you be the one to properly marry him? If he ends up marrying someone else, will you still try to be his mistress? Maybe he'll end up keeping you as a sex slave... for his wife. Or maybe you'll try to go for the harem ending?

>I wish that giga-dicked futas existed, and frequently competed against each other for dominance.

>>11275684
Granted! With the debut of commonplace genetic modification in the 2030s, the first futalympics were held in 2051! Contestants are separated not by weight class, but hyper class-- and every year they have to add a new one in the endless race for bigger, better genemods.
Contests range wildly, but can be categorized between 'In Spite Of', and 'Because Of' their mods. The former contains the classic Olympic sports, though the fan favorite is typically watching the year's maximum hyper class try to run the 5 meter sprint. The latter contains things like cock fencing and pool filling, giving back the advantage to the larger sizes.
There's become something of a problem though-- with so many people modding themselves to try to get into the futalympics...

>>11275960
Cities are beginning to become polluted with spunk. It's *everywhere,* nobody can simply hold onto it until they get home, they either sidle into a bathroom stall and flood the room or their production forces itself out anyways-- and that's just to speak of the futas who have the tact to try. Every 4 blocks there's an impromptu game from the futalympics themselves... And all that jizz has to go somewhere. The sea levels rise at an accelerating rate, and the oceans don't stay blue for long...
>I wish I were a tanuki girl who produced so much spunk I couldn't stop gushing it.

>>11275190
Granted! You are now a lava slime who is naturally androgenous, but will grow whatever genitals fit the mood. You'll look a bit tomboyish as a girl, and a feminine as a boy. Rimuru's androgyny, basically. See something you want to fuck, you grow a cock and balls, find something you want to ride or feel like playing the flesh organ, you get a, erm... volcano.

Well, a really small volcano. Truth is you're human sized, and you frequently look even smaller since your lava can coalesce in places (hair, base, etc) that leave your body less filled out. It takes effort to keep a filled out body when upright.

You don't live anywhere special, you live in a monster girl reserve on an island where your ancestors were worshiped as gods. Now you're more of a tourist attraction, but your unique needs are met, and you are spoiled with fireproof toys. You are also kept with other fireproof monsterfolk you're free to have sex with, like red dragon futa who can SWIM in lava, cute fire salamander folk, gargoyles made of stone with a higher melting point, etc.

You don't need to only have sex with them, though. They just have an affinity for you. Your bloodline is blessed, and cursed, to be unable to harm living things. You're VERY warm, but humans and other monsters can fuck you. It ALSO means you're only a threat to rocks and flammable stuff.

However, a lot of those gargoyles look related to you...

And here comes the curse. You're a mutt. You're half volcano slime, half gargoyle, and have a haughty ego that DEMANDS worship, either in your slime form... or your gargoyle form. You will turn to living stone, unable to move but fully able to feel, when you sleep, run out of energy, or are cooled, such as by water or rain.

Your ancestors being worshiped mean there are a LOT of statues of them around the island. If you find yourself in a perilous situation, such as a sudden downpour or exhaustion... you'll quickly start to slow down as you solidify.

>>11276018
Solidifying is also extremely pleasurable. It's damn near impossible to become petrified without trying to touch yourself or masturbate first, which almost always leaves you frozen in VERY compromising positions, such as pussy lips spread, cock erect and hard, ass up, etc. And the other statues of your ancestors all around? You'll just be mistaken for one of them. I mean, surely our princess isn't so stupid to go out without checking the weather... right? She DEFINITELY didn't roll down a slope she got too tired to climb back up... and if she did, maybe whoever is going to drag her back up deserves a reward...

You're fully ware in this state (if not sleeping). The other monsters will recognize you, and use this to fuck with you. Tease you, drag you to their caves, and other slimes can even fuck your solidified body by slipping slime into your cracks and holes. You can't cum when petrified, but the pleasure builds up all the same. As you start to melt again, you'll endure every orgasm you've built up. You thaw naturally, but meaner monsters might keep you cool with water to play with you longer.

It's also tradition to pleasure these statues for good luck, so get read for that...

Your ego also demands worship from humans who you fancy, or you feel the need to prove something to. Is that cute guy/girl calling YOU cute? Of course you are! Or... no, you're REGAL, right? Either way they need to worship your body now! You demand it!

This hubris comes at a cost. Sex is, naturally, draining. You might be stronger at first, but if your partner has more endurance and or skill... you'll slow down and become less and less mobile as they tire you out, sometimes leaving you petrified ass up or legs spread with a dumb look on your face. Doing this is a hobby of some islanders, though the ones who like you will often stay with your statue form after and keep you company, even if pillow talk is one way.

I guess this makes you an idol in both senses of the word, huh?

>>11276028
>I wish I was a cute 18 year old with a motherly, breadwinning cougar gf , and that the age gap never "caught up" to us (menopause, health problems, etc)

>>11275970
Granted! You are now a cute tanuki girl with an appearance you find cute and attractive, though it'll be a little on the short side... You can be a dickgirl or "full package" futa, the only downside to the latter being your pussy will drip as well. I'll even let you pray to swap between the two at shrines, my treat. It's not like it'll make things easier for you.

So first of all, yokai exist and humans accept that. You aren't subject to all laws. Public indecency doesn't apply to someone who's mostly balls. Just be careful because this hands off approach to yokai and laws means kitsune can charm and curse you with lust without repercussions for that sweet sweet "masculine" energy, and neko girls can play SO many pranks on you, and no one will believe you when you tell them their house cat is a neko...

As you wished, you now have overly productive balls. Normally, tanuki have balls that can change in size, being manageable, or big enough to act as a tent, bag, bludgeon, etc, with no effect on cum production. You're a special case. The amount of cum "pent up" in you directly correlates to not only the size of your balls, and hardness of your dick, but the SIZE of your dick as well.

So how are you pent up if you can't stop gushing? Well it should be pretty obvious. You can't always gush as much as you make. By default, you leak precum, but you are easy to make orgasm, especially at inconvenient times, such as on crowded transports. Your best bet is to wear a condom and bring spares, changing them out as needed... but if you ACTUALLY cum no mortal condom will be enough. You could offer your seed to kitsune and other man hunting yokai if you find some, use them as public relief stations... but they won't ask for money. They're smarter than that. Instead, you'll owe them "favors". Accept that, or cum all over the train station and risk humiliation and possibly even hefty fines for "littering" or "vandalism".

>>11276178
The longer you go without TRUE release, like cumflating another yokai twice your size or turning a stream white, the bigger your balls get, until they're too big for you to move around with them. This is when you'll face the most pranks and the most devious "deals".

The "favors" most will ask in exchange are very harsh, such as borrowing your cock and balls, leaving you a "normal" girl, but letting you still feel what's happening to them (probably being milked). You'll get your release, but you'll be cumming nonstop all day without even knowing who or what you're inside of. And if they catch you while you're "helpless", they might spirit you away and toy with you, seeing how big you can get via denial, or using you as a tactical spunk bomb against other yokai's shrines, sticking you in the middle of their feuds. You can refuse this, of course... just don't cum while facing that shrine, all while the kitsune who captured you pleasures you until you do...

There IS one other option to empty your balls, and earn some money while you're at it, and it's not porn (though that is an option). Tanuki can turn into statues. You turn into a fountain for obvious reasons. You'll be able to sense and feel everything, with the water coming from you feeling like a constant orgasm. It'll get rid of sperm slower (it's magically diluted in this form), and leave you vulnerable, but it works. People will rub your balls for good luck, as one does with tanuki statues though, and that'll just leave you more aroused when you change back... which you can't do if you're being watched. You'll EVENTUALLY get a chance to change back, but if someone thinks it'd be funny to do lewd things to "the statue", you're stuck.

It's not all bad though. Your balls DO still work as a house. You can sleep in them, if you don't mind the smell... and "leaky pipe"

>I wish I was a cute tomboy with sweaty, passionate yuri themed rivalries. "Enemies to lovers" and "frenemies" type stuff regularly.

>>11276033
Granted!
And Happy Birthday!

You are now the newly 18 years of age, favorite student of your 36 year old magical arts teacher!
A shapely, well spoken woman, who's as magically adept as she is generally intelligent, and has been a multiple time archmage candidate. And who of course, loves a particular birthday boy so very very deeply.
You are that birthday boy in question and at 18 are the perfect balance between cute and handsome. Through all the ugly and awkward of puberty, into the strong proportions and physique of adulthood, but with that last hint of boyish charm.
Walking, talking, spellslinging, cougarbait, to put it simply.

And through the unintentionally simultaneous casting of several unnecessarily powerful spells, all in the effort of obeying the letter of the law, the two of you are essentially locked where you are in your lives. No senescence of any kind, essentially natural immortality. So long as you're not killed by something out right, and obviously keep sustaining yourself, you will simply live forever. Your metabolism will stay exactly where it is, no sudden joint or muscle pain, and no cancer.
You'll stay young and spry, on the upswing towards the prime of your life, and she'll stay gracefully matured, delicately on the down swing from her prime.

The problems lie in what else that spell of yours did, which I reiterate, was intended to follow the letter of the law, by preserving all of your teenage sexual urges towards her for your 18th birthday.
Your 18th birthday is now every birthday for the rest of life, technically it should be every day, but I'm bending it a little for the sake of your sanity to just the 9 months of your conception. Which means you're perfectly normal for the three months following your big day, but every day starting from literally the second your father impregnated your mother you enter a sort of developing musth, not in the sense that you grow but that it gets worse progressively up to the day you were born.

>>11276296
It starts quite mildly, only a little more sexual tension your putting in the air, but by the end of the first trimester it's kicked up into a low fever of sexual agitation, full swing, only getting higher and hotter through the second trimester, until you are almost debilitatingly horny in the third, reaching it's true crescendo whenever your mother went into labor, and when you become all but incapable of anything but fucking and your dick gets a full inch longer because you're just that hard. Making it a very good thing your immune to gangrene.
Of course she'll care intensively for you through it all, "sorry" this ever happened to you "searching for a cure" all year round, and of course gladly offering herself to dick down literally into next year.
Though as you might imagine, she isn't really going to do much of anything about it more than find some way to temporarily pause it, as if a woman like her would sacrifice the months out of the year when her boy-toy becomes a sex god, no matter how annoying a Week+ long erection might be for you as the one wielding it.

>I wish for a similar cougar-and-bait dynamic, possibly with a lesbian or futanari angle, but with with some sexual and or humiliating way to maintain the age difference, like huffing her armpits

>>11276305
Granted! You can be a girl or futa, it won't matter in the long run. You are adopted by a special type of milfy "succubus". While no, humans cannot adopt other legal adults (which you totally are I promise mods), the supernatural is not subject to mortal law. You two are soulbound in a way where she is your "mommy", and you are bound to her. You will feel withdrawals if away from her for too long, comfort from her presence, and bliss from her taste, smell, feel... whenever you're suckling her tits or burried between her thighs, really.

She's no true succubus, but rather, a woman who knows what she wants, and wished for a way to keep it. You'll be invited to her home after making this wish, with her telling you she knows EXACTLY why you're there, being led to her bedroom... and just when you think you're getting pussy, you'll shrink and be unborn, slowly regressing in age in the dark warmth of her womb (it's bigger on the inside). You can hear her voice from here, her coos, her talking as she rubs the womb you're in caringly.... all as you feel your body start to change as you start to slowly black out, only to come to once more, covered in pussy juices, inexplicably "normal" sized again (but small and cute), with the pussy you just came from looking no worse for wear, and your cougar GF, if anything, seeming MORE spry and energetic than before. She's a modern day witch who learned to harvest age and turn it into sustenance, while keeping the person she drained alive. This includes her two daughters, who she'd LOVE you to meet sometime! Oh... I guess they're your sisters now, huh? Because as soon as you look in a mirror, you'll see that being reborn wasn't without consequence. As you wished, you will be born as a girl or a futa (decided at random), and your cougar mommy can become futa as well due to being a witch and knowing magic. She'll usually keep the "right" parts for fucking you depending on what you were last reborn with.

>>11277455
So if you were reborn a girl, she's no stranger to more sapphic motherly love at all, but MAY walk around the house with a futa cock, and if you were born as a girl, while she knows two girls with dicks can be fun, she might keep her pussy ready for you. She's VERY dominant and teasing, though she does genuinely love you, in both a relationship, and incestuous way, much like she does her two other daughters. While they may have their own lives now, they will visit to "feed" their age to their mother and regress again themselves, and might have some kinky harem sex with you, your gf being the harem master, obviously... One is tall and dominant like her (but submissive to her), the other is cute, but loves to tease people. A smug, needy switch in bed.

Of course, this method comes with its share of drawbacks... See, there's good age, and bad age. Your GF needs "good age" to cancel out any "bad age" as she stays tastefully mature. She can't just leave you in your mid 20s, your prime. Years that don't contribute to growing taller, more mature, or filled out don't give her anything. She has to leave you with ROOM to grow. This means you'll be shorter, physically weaker, and permanently have the wisdom of a horny young adult. You'll gain EXPERIENCE that you can't lose, but "maybe I SHOULDN'T put this inside of me" won't occur to you when you're horny, and "mommy" will forever be at the tip of your tongue.

Not that she minds, this makes you ADORABLE, and it means she gets to raise you repeatedly, often alongside her daughters. While YOU are her girlfriend, her daughters still have to stay with her from time to time, and will butt heads with you as siblings do... but it usually ends in sex. They can be reborn as futa too, you know... Of course mommy will help out, breaking up fights, though she has funny ideas of how you should make up. "Did you rail your sister's ass without asking?" "Say you're sorry, and let her take your holes. Now."

>>11277462
Each time you're reborn, you'll find yourself reliant on her, in addition to your addiction to her. Yes, huffing her pits, eating her ass, and letting her sit on your face, are all optional... but you'll want them like nothing else in the world. Eventually, her womb will feel like the safest place on earth, right next to her embrace. You'll lose the wisdom with age needed to hold down high paying jobs, but why work at all? Sure, her daughters chose to (when not visiting to stay young and sexy or being raised right after being reborn), but she'll gladly be a breadwinner for her babe. She camwhores, and will gladly invite you to do so with her as her daughter, teaching you to submit to her live on stream before showering you with "good girl~", getting off to the idea of so many other people seeing that she owns you... and them getting off to that too. She also sells lewd curses and fertility spells on the side, but has to be careful not to be caught with those. But if you want to try out her "body swap for a day" elixer or "curse of the fucknugget", feel free. She might make you earn some, and use others as punishments. Did you touch her in public... and get caught doing it? Get fuck nugget'd, learn to keep your hands to yourself (if you're going to get caught). Did you get along with your sisters? Maybe she'll let you experience what it's like being her for a day...

It won't be until you stop counting your birthdays, only calling your GF "mom" instead of her real name, that you'll realize this is PROBABLY what happened to her other daughters too... they might not have been "converted" like you were, but they're forever "mommy's girls" like you are, and you're starting to think that the ancient idols and antique jewelry of theirs were new to them, at some time... so what'll you be like in a thousand years? Rest assured... it's too late to escape your new family.

>I wish I was a cute girl involved in adorable shortstack yuri

>>11268936
Granted, you are a medium, daughter of a medium who was herself a daughter of a medium and so on. As you asked, you are yourself the mother - specifically the mother of a medium, who presumably will become herself the mother of a medium someday. While you have by default a goth-y appearance, you know how to subtly change your appearance through things like posture, speech, and maybe a touch of makeup and magic; basically, if you want to look brightly cute instead of darkly imposing, you can pull it off even while wearing a witchy dark purple robe. Same goes if you want to look enticing, scary and so on. Your daughter is... well, let's just say she's not there yet. She was that kind of creepy gal / NEET with weird interests at school, and she never really grew out of it. She means well, though.

Now, I know what angle your wish was going for, and I got some good news and bad news about it. Bad news: your relationship with your daughter is not considered taboo. It's not uncommon for witches & similar to be loving and "loving" towards their own daughters, so basically nobody cares if they find out that you shag your own daughter.
Now on to the "good" news. Your family has a particular affinity for getting possessed by the spirits of the dead, so that they can communicate with the living and be bargained with. The obvious drawback is that you and your daughter tend to be a prime target for spiritual possession. Normally this isn't a problem because you can deal with and "evict" most spirits from your body; however, certain spirits have a particular affinity with you, resulting in possessions that are much harder to undo. Namely, relatives. Most of them from the past, although some seem to come from further up or sideways in time (the beyond is a strange place); and due to some issues with reincarnation, quite a few of them will treat either you or your daughter as if you were their parent.

>>11279303
So this means that you can have plenty of mother/daughter incestuous relationships with spirits, who you legitimately see as your ancestors and/or descendants. Sounds good, right? Well, yes, but it's also taboo, since it's technically necrophilia - which is generally frowned upon.
This translates into sometimes, you or your daughter (always only one of you at a time) will end up getting possessed by the spirit of a relative, usually for sexytimes. The possessed's personality becomes a bit of a mixture of the spirit's and the living's minds - which means that quite often, the spirit might end up doing things that were considered acceptable in their time, but weird in the modern era. So, when your daughter gets possessed, YOUR job will be to keep the spirit happy, prevent them from doing anything weird in public, and provide justifications and excuses if they do end up being weird in public anyway. And if YOU get possessed, you'll have to fight against the spirit's urges while your daughter tries to help you maintain cover. Good thing she already has a reputation for being kind of a weirdo, so she already has some plausible deniablity to begin with.

Do things well, and once you manage to get somewhere private, you can actually have a relationship with these spirits. You know, exchanging tips for magic tricks, asking questions about the fetishes and sex toys of their time, maybe find out if they know something about your future. Or you can just have wild sex, that works too.

>I wish I was a living futa sex doll, with many fuckable holes. At the bare minimum, I'd like to have a fuckable butthole, pussy, nipples and urethra.

>>11279305
Granted! Your soul will be sent to a cozy modern world where magic and modern luxuries exist in harmony. It's not unusual to see elves and monster folk on the streets, "Wands" for sex may use magic and sometimes to more than vibrate, and of course, sex toys are not just incredible, but even perverted ones like you are based on things. Futa exist, after all. Hell, even dragon dildos are based on the real thing... though your fuckability? That's a very new and innovative invention by the young, talented eromancer Gepetta. She created a torso sex doll that could be fucked if you "believe" a hole is there, and it would stretch to accommodate any user. Every hole you just listed is an option, and a pleasurable one at that, but there are more! If the user is horny enough, armputs, between the balls, and more are possible. She's not exactly well known, and can't mass produce these, so you end up becoming her personal sex doll. And yes... your soul will be in it from the very beginning as she explores it.

She can change her own appearance with eromancy, but usually settles on a futa look with animal ears, maybe an unusual dick and oversized assets for sex. Unfortunately for her, she's never figured out how to change other living beings to meet her perverted ideas, even if they're willing, and any attempt to conjure something will only produce a sex doll. One lonely night, while you're still a blind, headless torso, she'll wish upon a star, for you to be a real girl... and when you wake up? You will be! Sorta! You'll be able to see and hear, have a pulse, be able to cum, etc... but as you can see from pic related, you're still MOSTLY a sex toy. She never thought to wish for "a real girl with limbs" or "with bones". You're rubbery and wobble like flan if dropped. Despite this, she's still over the moon that she got her wish, and beyond her perversions, wants to treat you like a friend and lover.

>>11279887
Her abilities may not work on other willing, living targets, but you are an exception as something between a girl and a sex doll. She can give you bunny ears, make your parts bigger, smaller, a different texture, give you a bush, no bush, etc, but she can't give you limbs.

You also inherit your nature as a sex toy. Should you go too long without sex, you will turn inanimate once more, and have to be fucked to life. You'll get REALLY needy before it happens. 24 hours without a dick in you is your max, as you learned after your creator was late coming home one night and forgot to fuck you. Afterwards, she refuses to relent. She'll do what she knows you like, and be playful with you, but dick you good and hard "for your own good". She's still rather considerate, even if she has to potentially rape you to keep you alive (though you probably don't mind). She'll sleep with you as a cocksleeve, have fun in the mornings before her shower, dress you up in cute (and "accessible) clothes, sit you in her lap and watch shows with you, even put you in a backpack to take you places when she has to go to her part time job as a barista (the sex toy business hasn't taken off yet). She might even fuck you in the closet during her break...

She'll even invite some of her other fuckbuddies over to show you off, in a "This is my amazing adorable sex toy turned girlfriend" way, often leading to very fun orgies. And yes... both her and anyone she lets use you can use the "any hole is a goal" feature of you. It CANNOT harm you, only a LACK of dick can. Someone might discover they can literally brainfuck you through an ear, making you stupid in a cute way, only for your brain to retake its original shape after a while as a toy should. You're basically unbreakable. Having friends with dicks see how many they can shove into you will be pleasure like you've never felt before. You'll quickly crave kinkier sex, but never find "simple" sex any less fun. You'll just develop more kinks.

>>11279891
So this is all great and all... you'll be loved and doted on by all of your lovers, properly cleaned out in warm water after and everything. So what's the catch? Well... you probably know the story this is based on from your "mother's" name (you can call her that, she's into it). Lies have a special effect on you... but not in a way you'd expect.

Depending on what you REALLY want, pretending to not be into something can make you LESS like a sex toy. "Ew, no, you CANNOT cum inside my breasts!" may make your cute lil nubs slowly turn into limbs, as well as make you slightly less stretchy each time, if you actually DID want to be used that way. Playing hard to get in orgy could give you fully functional limbs, but you'd no longer be at the mercy of others, and you'd lose your porn logic. People will slowly learn how this works, naturally...

Once you have arms to cross as you pout, people will know that you're lying about not being a needy slut to save face... and they'll play along because it's funny. You're only making yourself more pent up, and if 24 hours pass without you getting dick, you turn back into a sex toy. You can still get dick as a "real futa girl", you'll just have to get it normally, so no cockfucking or anything.

You'll slowly turn back as you admit that you're actually a huge slut and pervert who wants to be a toy, your limbs shrinking down and your body growing stretchier and more oversexed once more. If you ACTUALLY wouldn't be into something, it's not a lie, and has no effect... but this makes it really fun and easy to test your fetishes and tease you about them. If your nubs grow when you say "N-no..."... expect even more teasing.

I considered limbs being a reward for you... but you just want to be a sex toy, don't you? Your mistress may invent some crazy prosthetics so you can better thrust with your dick, like animal limbs or something, but they'll be prone to falling off.

Be a good, honest girl, Pinocchia...

>I wish I was a cute girl conjoined with at least one incestuous sibling in a sexy way. Futa is on the table Mr or Ms Genie, I look forward to what you come up with.

>>11277473
Granted, you are a goblin girl, a low-level monster that can be effortlessly stomped on even by low-level fantasy heroes. So it's a good thing that there aren't low-level fantasy heroes around you, since you're gonna stay in your original world - no isekai for you. Instead, since you specifically wished for "shortstack yuri", I'm gonna bring the fantasy to you by dramatically increasing the amount of fantasy shortstacks around you: some will be ex-humans (maybe people you know) transformed into cuter and shorter forms, some will be cryptids and fae who have "always" existed but weren't allowed to freely show themselves until now, some will be reverse-isekaied from their homeworlds to this one. Whatever the case, now you'll end up with plenty of opportunities to develop friendships - with or without benefits - with other adorable shortstacks such as imps, kobolds, goombas, small elementals, and 5-MOL robots.
Oh, and before you ask: no, people will not be surprised that you have become an adorable shortstack, or that now there are shortstacks that look like they came out from fanart pics (and some of them did). This is the new normal now. Granted, sexual morality isn't changed that much, so people will raise an eyebrow if one of your friends "accidentally" ends up sitting in your face, and you'll DEFINITELY end up in trouble if you have sex in public.

Speaking of which... Remember when I said that your species was basically born to be cannon fodder for heroes? This translates into bad luck. It seems like the universe gets out of its way to make sure that you and your brethen are considered the butt of the joke, the mooks that always get defeated. ...Okay, maybe it's not THAT extreme, you'll definitely have an overall good life; but you'll have the impression of living in a slce-of-life comedy where if three days pass without you or one of your friends getting into some kind of disaster, it's considered a miracle.

>>11280280
Sometimes you'll be the direct target of misfortune, like getting run over by a truck driver who didn't see you 'cuz you're so short. You follow videogame rules, so you can't die or get permanent harm; but you CAN get put in a state where you'd be left completely helpless and incapable to move on your own, like the aforementioned "getting cartoonishingly flattened by a truck" scenario.
Most of the time, however, the issue will be that one of your friends will end up in trouble - or causing trouble - and you'll have to solve the situation before it gets worse. Oh no, your kappa friend stole a cucumber and used it as a dildo, and the store clerk is approaching! Quick, hide the evidence before he sees you! Maybe you can just shove her in one of those giant freezers and pretend she locked herself inside... Although then you'll have to lug your frozen friend around until it thaws. Or maybe you'll have to help a kitsune trying to convince staff that yes, she is in fact a 500-years-old spirit, and so she deserves the elderly discount (bullshit, she's just stingier than a dwarf). Let's just hope that the ticket lady doesn't decide to make her and you pay in "alternative" ways...

By the way, just so you know: your misadventures will only sexually involve women, since you specifically wished for yuri. Consider this a free gift.

>I wish to be in an incestuous father/son sexual relationship. Genie decides if I'm the son or the father.

>>11276186
Granted, welcome to the world of Sentai. You probably already know the drill: vague evil organization wants to do a vague evil plan on Earth, people get selected to become heroes in tight suits, once a week they beat up a monster (usually twice, once at normal size and once in a giant-vs-mecha battle), wash rinse repeat. There are a few differences, though.
You don't get a proper team, for starters. You might get some support staff like a cute mascot advisor or an unsexy robot to maintain and repair your equipment; but you don't have other suited-up Sentai teammates to help you out. This is less problematic than it sounds, because the villains are embarassingly weak: the monsters-of-the-week of your world are barely harder than a Power Ranger mook, and the evil mooks of your world are barely harder than a thrown pillow. There's basically no risk in fighting them, except in the very rare occasions where *drama* and *plot* are required; and even then, you probably won't suffer any long-term harm.

So where's the issue? Well, remember how I said that you don't get Sentai teammates? Well, what you DO get, is Sentai rivals. Their job is to beat up the "bad guys", same as you; and just like you, they get paid depending on how many "bad guys" they defeat. Naturally, this system led to Sentais competing against each other to try to steal the most "kills". In fact, there are more fights between Sentai heroines that there are between heroines and villains. Sometimes the villains will take advantage of these fights to capture or defeat the heroines while they're busy sabotaging each other.

As you can imagine, this kind of situation would lead to having plenty of rivalries that could turn into romance or frenemy stuff. There IS still the issue of the mask, though. See, Sentai heroines usually go masked during their missions, right? And then they revert to a civilian identity when they aren't battling.

>>11280688
On one hand, this means that even if you begin a relationship with a rival, you won't really know who she is; and the relationship would be confined to only during "work hours", when you are both in costume, roughly once a week. You can obviously take off the helmet and reveal your face and civilian identity, so that you two can meet even when "off the clock"; but this comes with the obvious drawback of revealing your civilian identity. What if a different rival sees your face, and decides to mess with you even when you're "off the clock"? They generally won't try to use Sentai gadgets or such, but they can and will fuck up your life as much as they can using mundane means, all to weaken a potential rival such as you.
Did I mention that, as is tradition for a Super Sentai series, all the heroines basically live in the same city? So there will be plenty of occasions for you to meet - although initially you won't have any idea that those people you meet every day are actually your Sentai rivals, and likewise they won't know that you are their rival either. But if they do learn that...

>I wish to have a tall, huge-dicked futa GF (see pic).

>>11280300
Granted! You are reborn as a young, well endowed twink with a father who... honestly, could pass for a big "brother". Neither of you are very tall, and both of you are androgynous and, if I can be frank, downright adorable. You won't remember much about your life, but you will remember this wish, that you and your dad are stay at homes, your family is incestuous, and your witch mom, your dad's wife, wears the pants around here. You two are kinda like her toys, she'll even encourage kinkier sex between you two and become a dickgirl herself to keep things sufficiently gay if she joins in, but isn't against having one or both of you worship her pussy... she's effortlessly seductive, teasing, and dominant as all hell. If she asks you two to strip, you two strip and put a show on for her. Not happy with the forms you two have? Maybe if you're good boys, she'll use her magic to adjust some things... but your dad looks ADORABLE with glasses... she's also much bigger than both of you.

Your father is supporting, loving, and a stay at home husband who takes the role of a wife while your mother is out doing her work as a witch. He'll try to connect with you in innocent ways, but you'll quickly pick up on him being sexually needy, as well as a switch, being receptive to you wanting to take him, or wanting him to initiate. As scrambled as your memories are, you'll always view him as a father figure... and frequently wonder just how you BOTH ended up as your mother's sex pets. It seems your father doesn't remember much other than you being his son and lover, as well... he'll have a the personality of a loyal dog, in a lot of ways. If submissive, he'll obey, if dominant, he'll certainly still be "playful".

Over time, however, your relationship will start to reflect your lust. If you want to be dominant and humiliate him? You'll get to watch as he turns into a more and more submissive lover, answering to his wife AND his son, possibly even growing cuter physically.

>>11281463
Your mother will ensure the two of you explore your dynamic, often ordering you two into kinky sex as soon as she picks up on the two of you enjoying something, like, say... petplay, or exhibitionism, or facesitting. Don't think you can disobey. She'll use magic so you can't, but she'll cuddle you both after and provide motherly aftercare. You can even make magic requests of her, like making it so your dad has to do what you say, or perhaps, you get to shyly request that your father become more dominant and fuck you with a beast like libido. You may have to humor lewd requests of your mother for these favors, but she'll respect them.

If you are more submissive, he may grow bigger and more dominant, either a soft dom if you want to be coddled, or more of a himbo if you want to be fucked silly.

You can also both end up as submissives, both doing whatever your mother, and his wife, want you to do. She'll ALWAYS make sure that, whatever the dynamic you two share has, it's humiliating for both of you to some degree, but not always evenly so. Naturally, being dominant over your dad will be more embarrassing for him... but even if he's dominant, your mother may curse him with an insatiable libido so he literally cannot control himself, forcing him to do shameful things.

So why are your memories blurry? I'm glad you asked! True to her witchy nature, your mother LOVES ironic and karmic punishment. Truth is, you aren't JUST father and son. Every so often, she'll secretly disable her own contraceptive magic and age you up to become your own father, with the soul of your father is reborn in a younger body, with hazy memories. You couldn't decide, so you get both.

When this happens, you will recognize your father as your son, and feel parental love, but also any shame that comes with the acts you do.

And the best part? The dynamic you had does not change.

>>11281467
If you dominated your father, humiliating and toying with him, he will be reborn with the same tendencies that you demonstrated, while you become enchanted to be as submissive as he was, flipping the tables. If you were submissive, you will get to be dominant, with your son being a needy little slut... but your mother, now wife, may give you an enhanced libido so you can't control yourself, making you lose your inhibitions and do things that even you feel a bit shameful doing to, or with, your son. Oh, and being the husband now, you'll spend a LOT of time with your mother/wife, often helping her with experiments, spells like "temporary remove limbs" or enchanted items like "lingere of the male bitch".

Over time, your son, formerly your father, will start to develop tastes of his own again, as will you. You could go from being a father and pet to being a dominant himbo... but like I said earlier. The dynamic you two have carries over, effectively flipping, each time you two swap places.

If you become dominant in that same life as your father, when you're born again, you'll be his pet. You'll ALSO feel too much lust to plan around this, so no forcing yourself to become submissive when you suspect your wife is about to rebirth one of you.

She loves you, and your father/son loves you, with them even being caring big spoons after hardcore sex, but your familial love and lust will be interlinked forever as you two constantly reset and swap incestuous dynamics. I hope you don't mind a bit of karma...

>I wish for a hot, loving, motherly dickgirl

>>11280696
Granted! You get a big, tall, hyper dicked GF. She's kind and loving, but also teasing, dominant, and likes to playfully push you around. She's the kind of gf who'd dominate and humiliate you, and then kiss you on the cheek and spoon you gently, or tease you in public, like offer you piggyback rides. And because I like size difference, you will be a short, cute boy who is VERY fun to tease. I'll let you pick your appearance details like hair color or masculine/feminine features for a makeover, and even your own dick size, from 1 to 12 inches. Not like you'll ever measure up to her... other freaks will exist, so neither of you will be TOO out of place in this world... but this level of freak is still very rare. Just not "unheard of".

But that's not the paw. The paw is that she has her package due to drinking a mysterious potion, and like most male enhancement drugs, it has a lot of side effects. Too many to manifest at the same time, even. The good news is that there WILL always be a feasible way for you two to have sex with her dick involved, whether you fuck her urethra, it gain the ability to make what it fucks super stretchy, her balls become so sensitive playing with them can get her off, or something entirely new and freaky makes it possible. You just won't know what "properties" her dick has without experimenting.

In addition... he condition is unpredicktable. Every time her side effects change, an invisible dice is rolled. After that many orgasms from her, her side effects are swapped out for new ones. The only constant is that there will be a way for you two to make her package work for sex, GOOD sex. You just need to figure it out.

So say she has a fuckable cockhole that can vore you, with balls you can sleep inside of. 8 orgasms later, you might not know it... but her cock's NEW side effects include absorption. You try to stick it in only to find your crotch stick to her, and feel yourself become fused with her.

>>11281515
You'll end up as sapient foreskin constantly sucking her cock, pic above related, your entire body feeling like a sex organ in addition to feeling the pleasure of her cock as well. This would be that set of side effect's way of letting you two "fuck", even if it's in a weird way. And how to you re-roll the dice? Simple. You may not know HOW many orgasms she has to go, but you know after enough, her side effects will change anyways. Just keep deprecating her from her own crotch until she can't cum anymore, and spend some time in her pants until she's able to masturbate with you (literally) some more. Eventually, the side effects will change again. When they do, anyone who is changed by her side effects will USUALLY turn back to normal... usually.

The next, you might find yourself able to sound her again, only to feel something being drained from your cock as you do, as you grow curvier, with breasts growing on your chest and your face smooths out, and all that drained masculinity goes right to her package and sex drive. Can you lose your dick if you fuck her enough? Would you have to TAKE HERS if you did to get her off? Only one way to find out! (the answer is yes, but you'll grow cartoonishly stretchy to take it)

After her new set of side effects, you will turn back into a boy, but may keep some side effects yourself like small breasts or an androgynous appearance for some time. They tend to linger, and some may even stay if you like them enough, even if you don't admit to liking them.

ANYTHING dick related can be a side effect. She might turn into a dorse, swap minds with her cock (don't ask how, her body now thinks like a dick and she is now her own dick, it just works), split her cock mass into a myriad of cocks, grow lactating breasticles on her balls, hell, her entire upper body could turn into her dick. Just a cock with tits on two legs, SOMEHOW still able to see and hear (but not speak).

>>11281518
If you get her off like a GOOD boyfriend, fate will generally give you more "breaks". While not necessarily NORMAL, they'll tend to be changes that align more with what your favorite fetishes, or at least spare you and sex easier between the two of you, like putting a pussy on the end of her dick for you to cuddle fuck.

If you do NOT get her off enough, the side effects will trend more towards effects that fuck you over too, like cock transformation/absorption, masculinity or attribute drain, making her cum transformative... maybe even fucking her up into some /d/ monster while giving her "body swapping orgasms".

...And she might playfully control her orgasms to make it harder for you to get her off, since she IS rather curious about what'll happen if she gets "pent up" enough, and watching you beg for her to cum is hot...

She doesn't see it as a punishment, just... "another feature" of her condition. But if you aren't keeping her satisfied, make no mistake, she'll let the stronger side effects take over and make it your problem too.

And if you ever break up? You'll become a part of her dick in some way, changing with every new set of side effects a she looks for a new partner. You might be her foreskin for a time, sapient spunk after 16 more orgasms, have your entire torso be her dick after 11 more... and if her NEXT boy or girlfriend breaks up, they suffer the same fate. Ever end up as one of two sapient testicles?

So keep her happy, you hear?

>I wish I was a cute, sexy bimbo with an oversexed body (genie decides if and how it affects me mentally) who attracts women and futa (maybe femboys) for more feminine debauchery... perhaps with room for deeper, more meaningful relationships to form...?

>>11281471
Granted!

Exactly as you wished you are now a Big, Beautiful, Broad-witted Bimbo!
A a hefty rack twice the size of your head each, wide hips out past your shoulders, a round soft ass to sit on and plump thighs to carry all the rest of your full and feminine figure.
And of course, exactly as you wished you have women, futanari, and femboys alike all at your beck and call, ready to pump as much loving as you can handle in or out of you as you can handle at any given moment!
You can think of yourself as something of a feminine gravity well, you attract inherently feminine people to yourself, and essentially keep them there, anyone you fuck in anyway is entirely prepared to throw their previous life away to serve you, and if they can provide more benefit financially than physically they probably will.

You live essentially as a sex god, with no real limits to the amount of sex your willing to have in a day and curative properties for all the sexually transmitted diseases you might encounter, keeping yourself immune and even curing your partners!

The real problem lies with that you still want genuine mutual love. But as eluded to earlier, are incredibly far from being particularly smart.
As good as your followers are at interpreting what you say, your bimbo speak doesn't exactly come with clarifications for "someone who would see me as an equal" without be 90% likes and ums by volume.
You can obviously still keep looking at least, and you aren't smart enough to really feel any kind of distress over it, or most explicitly negative emotions for that matter. But you probably won't ever escape the sense of longing for something deeper, or really enjoy able to communicate that.

>I wish most heavy machinery manifest sentient "avatars" or humanoid caricatures, to communicate with their operators and build relationships.

>>11281556
>>11281526
Misliked, sorry.

>>11281556
Granted! You know how in some cultures swords and the like can have souls or gods inside of them? Well imagine that, but instead of swords, they're machines, and instead of gods, they're cute girls. They can either manifest partially, like a Cortana (from Halo not the Microsoft AI) esq phantasm that can float around and talk to their user, such as truck-chan waking up her driver to keep him from starting another isekai series, and even offering to take over for him so he can get some rest. And yes, this also gives machines a level of autonomy, but it's limited. "Autopilot" will cost any machine twice as much fuel or electricity as it'd normally use, but with no increase to pollution. Think of it as a "spirit tax". The machiens can also be refueled by... "alternative means" to make up for fuel vanishing into the aether. As you'd imagine, it's extremely helpful. By borrowing a quarter of a full tank or battery, a machine can manifest a physical avatar indefinitely, but they share "fuel". The avatar body will use as much as a human would, naturally, so less if they are the avatar of something big, but more if they're the avatar of something smaller like a chainsaw.

Fuel, whatever it may be, is very important, since it is more or less these girl's energy, and naturally, everyone operating one of these machines, from a lumberjack to a truck driver to a forklift operator, will grow attached to their girl. Even girls who work machines might find themselves growing gay for their avatars, if they don't manifest as cute boys or futa, anyways. And remember how I said these avatars can be refueled by other means? Sex and affection fuel them. It has to be enough to make you tired, but that's why they're here, to do the heavy lifting for you. So what if you can't walk after your futa crane railed you? You don't have to stand up to use her! Job satisfaction increases, productivity skyrockets, and as happiness increases, people grow healthier, physically and mentally.

>>11281570
So... what happens if someone changes jobs?

Well I'm sure as hell not pulling any NTR bullshit, not even for a monkey's paw wish. No, the avatars will simply leave their prior bodies with their riders, operators, etc. These avatars pick their humans, not visa versa.

In addition, not only "heavy" machines can have these spirits possess them. Anything someone grows attached to in a "I can use this with my eyes closed" sort of way can become the home to an avatar. Say you have a favorite gaming mouse. You might get a tiny gremlin avatar, pic above related. Did you know Hitachi makes both cranes and sex toys? Just makes it easier for a sexy venus crane girl to quit with her rider and turn into her rider's vibrator until she finds a new job, or while she's between jobs. Truck chan? She can operate whatever vehicle she needs to until she has a big, new body, and hey! Like I said before, sex is fuel, so these spirits possessing appliances is win win... mostly.

As you'd imagine, a lot of them will exist. Not EVERYTHING will manifest one, not everything in your house will become one, but if you're a techie there's a good chance you'll have a modest harem. In addition, while most avatars have traits that reflect their original vessel, such as a bulldozer being a tomboy or dominant futa, a truck being a a BBW, a forklift being a cute office lady, or a vibrator being a slutty nerd girl... when an avatar changes vessels, they will change to reflect their new one. A once dominant wrecking ball might slowly turn tsundere and submissive if put in a smartphone or thinkpad after the demolition job. "N-no, use mouse, don't touch my trackpoint- nnn!" "My battery is getting low... you can plug me, n-not that I want you to, or anything..."

As fun as this can be, the problem that arises from so many of these avatars existing is the very same benefit I explained at the start of this wish. They can control whatever device they inhabit.

>>11281577
In addition... they're just as needy and fallible as humans are.

Spend too much time gaming with your mouse gf, while the avatar you had assigned to you from your last job sits in your phone? She might make some prank calls to get your attention... maybe it'd be a smart idea to have her inhabit your PC so you can give both girls attention but oops, now your gaming mouse is jealous! Get them on smooching terms or else the two will fight over who's helping you more and end up getting in the way, such as mouse chan mercilessly clicking PC chan right in her start menu, only for PC chan to disable the port mouse chan is plugged into and hijack your PC to show lewd photos of herself to you. But if you CAN get them to get along, good for you... though if your PC turns on in the middle of the night and you hear clicking, that just means they're REALLY getting along, and you'll have to deal with the noise and mysteriously open porn tabs in the morning.

But what if it was something less innocent? These avatars rarely hurt humans. Military weapons and gear are intentionally kept avatar free due to this impulsivity (but if you have a favorite gun you will get a gun gf)... but that doesn't mean they won't act out in big ways. A cherry picker might keep their operator REALLY high up until they get some attention, a truck might refuse to unlock their doors until they get their way, a PC might even refuse to let you use her until you give her pretty RGBs like your laptop, that lucky bitch... or maybe you can have her manifest and have some good fun sex with her to assure her you love her just the way she is, and introduce her to your laptop.

Sex toys are the best/worst in this regard, naturally. Some can even force themselves on you, or keep themselves inside of you. Vibrators, especially concealed ones, tend to be brats.

Oh, and the best part of all of this? You're cursed to bounce around jobs and accumulate a LOT of "free" tech. But you know REAL cost don't you?

>>11281587
>I wish I was a cute girl in cute, wholesome, heartwarming Katawa Shoujo esq yuri with multiple girls loving each other. No disabilities that are life threatening or depressing please, but amputees, speech impediments or being mute, narcolepsy... stuff that can be cute and would make for a good, heartwarming yuri manga.

>>11275480
Granted! However, your power is both significantly vaster in scope than Shantae's, but also less controllable.
Let me explain. The theory is very simple: if you dance, you will transform into a different form. Which form is determined by the dance you are performing. Do a waltz and you'll become progressively more petite and ladylike (although still with plenty of curse); keep performing, and you might end up becoming an animated doll like one you'd find on some old music boxes. Jump in a mosh pit, and you'll probably become more butch. Take part in a traditional Chinese Dragon Dance, and that dragon puppet might end up becoming the base for your new giant dragongirl form. Regardless of your form, you will always look womanly and "soft" (read: have some padding on butt and booba).
I'm gonna give you a detailed manual explaining what each dance does, with a reverse-index so that you can easily find which dance you must perform to achieve a specific form. The manual is over a thousand pages long, for obvious reasons. It doesn't actually explain HOW to perform each dance; but that's not a problem, because you already instinctively know how to perform every dance known to man - even just knowing the dance's name is enough for you to already know its basics. Learning how to dance *well*, however, will still require some practice.

The price for being a sexy magical dancer is that you gotta dance. You know when people get a song stuck in their head for days, or when they involuntarily start singing along whenever they hear a certain song? That's more or less you, but with dancing. Any jingle or tune can involuntarily make your feet do a couple steps. Watching people dancing, even on TV, might tempt you to copy them.
Now, normally it's not THAT extreme. It depends on how often you voluntarily dance, and how much variety you provide. If you periodically dance several different dances, then you will remain in full control.

>>11281953
Howewer, if you spend too much time without dancing, or if you cling to the same usual dances, then you will begin to feel dissatisfied and bored, vulnerable to the temptation of dancing in some new way. And when that happens, your transformation will be faulty and "locked in" for some time, making you temporarily unable to transform back in the way you want.

>I wish to have a succplant pet.

>>11281588
Granted
But, even though you are a cute girl, you are not one of the disabled girls. You are just there for a short, three months long internship as a teacher/carer for the girls, after which you will return abroad and not return to that special school/institute for years to come. You have threenmonths to enjoy your sweet, cozy yuri romance, after which you will part ways with all of them, endure a bittersweet goodbye and hope that you can keep in touch and your love will triumph over the distance between you.

I wish I had a power to detect which women would enjoy being raped and could be potentially mind broken into becoming my lover

>>11281960
Granted! But a POTTED plant for a pet? How lame... luckily for you, I know ways to make a succplant way more fun than just a faceless sex toy... I just need a base to work off of.

Firstly, lewd plants exist now, and you may own plants, even sapient ones, as pets. Next, you will become an idealized, attractive version of yourself, aging down if you'd desire it, forget about this wish while still being able to appreciate your sexy new look, and quickly meet a girl that I've picked out as a fantastic match for you, who was also altered to look extremely attractive. This is partially me being generous, and partially making things go smoother. You two will hit it off, and she'll become someone you can't live without. Beyond sharing interests, she'll mesh with you emotionally, and over a short period of time, become someone you think loves you unconditionally, and perhaps, is someone you could love unconditionally... and let's hope that's the case, because once you two are at the peak of enjoying each other's company? She will become hybridized with a succplant after falling into a pit of modified fuckplants, in a freak accident. NOW you will remember your wish again.

Her transformation will be slow, as her body changes, her assets grow in size, and her libido increases, with her mind becoming more bimbo or "petlike" over time. In the first few days, she'll joke about it, or ask if you think it can be reversed, or perhaps have fun with it and ask if you'd care for her. Her mind will slip into lewder places before long. You aren't sure if she's actually dumber, or just gaining lewder instincts... but around a week in, she'll be an oversexed succplant bimbo who follows you around like a loyal bitch with lips made for sucking dick. She'll have to be kept at home or on a leash from now on.

Things may not end up wrapped up as nicely as the comic this is from... but her condition won't exactly be the same, either. For starters, you can safely interact with her.

>>11282074
Being a plant, you can fuck her without fear of pregnancy, and she no longer produces waste, so anal is much easier. She'll enjoy it, too. Her breasts produce tasty nectar and while she IS a rather ridiculously proportioned short-stack, she can still move around and use her hands.

Like I said, you don't know if she's inherently dumber, too horny too think, or acting based on new instincts, but she she will certainly act "more petlike". She'll sleep with you without asking, getting cozy much like she would when she was still a human... but she has trouble speaking coherently. She seems to understand you just fine, but either due to her new dick sucking lips or mental changes, she will struggle to speak. "Fuck? Fuck...butt?" "Boyfie sad...?" "Want... booby?"

Despite everything... she'll still be loyal and caring. She may even show signs of intelligence in other areas, such as comforting you if you talk to yourself about the wish you made, regretting it, or present herself with a smile if you ask if it's ok to "use" her. Somehow, she'll stay the perfect girl you once knew, below her new appearance and altered behavior. Even if you have sex with others, she'll be happy to join in, so long as she's with you, not growing jealous (unless you exclude her).

In time, you will be met with two options when the people responsible for the accident lose in court, and have to offer you compensation. You will be given enough money to be set for life, and in addition, do one of two things.

You may purchase an experimental curative therapy. She will not physically return to normal, but may become a bit more "human minded" again... though legally, she'll still be a pet. If you ask her what she thinks, she'll say "Plant... horny, happy!" Will she be smart AND slutty if the treatment works? And will you be able to keep up with her... She'll still be needy freak, but she'll return to a human mindset, even if it comes with a lot of shame and new struggles.

>>11282082
You'll have to be there for her, and you'll still own her, legally...

The other option WILL work exactly how you expect it to, and promises a way to understand her on a deeper level that no human understands. If she secretly IS still smart in some alien way, her limited vocabulary not reflecting her actual intelligence (like Groot), and she's just happier this way... you'll know, and be able to share that with her.

The problem is that this option is hybridizing YOU as well. You'll become a creature like her, but a futa since she LOVES her "boyfie's cock". The breasts and ass are built into the succplant genome, so you'll end up a bimbo like her. Honestly, it's a miracle that you can even keep your dick with this therapy...

You'll mutate like she has, and can spend your money on caretakers for the two of you, as well as tablets to communicate with, sex toys, and plant friendly living spaces. You'll BOTH become pet like, but you'll be spoiled by whoever you pick to look after you, of which there are no shortage of people who'd look after, and fuck you. A futa scientist offering this treatment only for the cost of procedure ifself (she will make no money) will even offer to take you both in herself and ensure you two share a happy life.

You'll become a pet like her, but you'll learn what makes her happy, and find yourself able to understand her on a deeper level, able to comprehend exactly what she's asking even if it's only three words long, as well as learning about succplant telepathy to have deeper "conversations" with her.... but I can't promise you won't end up sex crazed as well. You almost certainly will...

You could also simply keep her as she is... but every morning you'll find yourself both missing what you two had, and ENVYING what she has become, making life without picking the two options above unbearable.

So, what'll it be? Will you make your GF now "pet" more human... or be a blissfully happy pet alongside her?

>>11282088
>I wish I was a big, soft, hairy, venus bodied babe with soft body hair more like fur than pubes, good for smothering cute guys and girls alike.

>>11282091
Granted! Only, you never specified HOW big.
You are now a big, soft, Jotunn lass, quite similar to the big gal pictured-- only with more hair. You find yourself in the far north, in a wooded valley leading from the mountains in the northwest, to the ocean in the south east. Days pass as you explore, knocking down trees like blades of grass, until a wicked storm rolls through the valley. In it's wake you find a shipwreck on the shore, alongside a struggling camp of normal-sized survivors! Initially, they're terrified of you in the most adorable way, but for a moment you lose to the temptation of picking one up and squeezing them tight... only to realize that you were hungry for days, and now you feel like you ate a 3 course meal.
You are now the Jotunn protector, and daily smotherer, of a tiny viking village! You protect them from the, to YOU, chihuahua sized monsters that try to come down from the mountains, and in exchange, they let you pick them up and do whatever you like! (And you HAVE TO, otherwise you'll starve.) They have shamans cast fortifying runes all over their bodies weekly, so don't worry about hurting someone if you sit on them or stuff them in an inverted nipple for too long, either. However, you still have runes all over your body...
The one on your chest activates the week of the summer solstice, when the monsters are too hot to leave their dens. You shrink down to a mere 8 feet tall, able to visit your village and interact with the villagers, sharing meals and optionally getting your only dick of the year. The ones around your wrists allow you to embiggen two people around the week of the winter solstice, splitting your size in thirds to have more hands to hold the line with. And 'celebrate' the day after, too. And once every year around yuletide, you may permanently embiggen an object. Typically the villagers gather together to make you a gift, though, and choosing something else would be rude.

>>11282131
>I wish I were a stuck up elven milk factory.

>>11281471
Granted! You now have a girlfriend. She's hot, she loves you, and she's motherly and nurturing. She's also a futa. She's not huge, as far as futa go, but her cock is a bit bigger than yours. Like most futas, she's insatiably horny. She needs it at least three times a day. Whether it's you fucking her or her fucking you, it doesn't matter.

Part of being motherly is that she's also baby crazy. She's not going to use birth control. She's going to ride your cock, her own dick splattering cum on your belly, until you knock her up. And when she gets pregnant, her belly shadowing her cock, she's going to get even more horny. We're talking 5+ times a day. And if you can't get it up that often, that's fine; she has a cock and you have holes. Better stock up on lube.

She loves being a housewife and mother, though. Your house will be busy with all the kids you two are going to have, but she'll keep it clean and do the cooking as well. Your belly will be full, and your balls will always be empty.

>I wish there were more women than men and harems were commonplace.

>>11282986
Granted! Unfortunately for you, sexual preference shifts due to the abundance of women. Women are bi now by default. Women are also bigger and stronger than men, who have evolved to be small, cute, and elicit a desire to protect from women, due to being the more "valuable" sex.

Men get to fuck more women on average, but that's due to goverment programs to ensure the population doesn't collapse or anything. It can either be "Can you cum in this machine for us?" every so often or "Can you fuck me, my wife, and our harem until some of us get pregnant?"

As you might have guessed, men are not the default harem masters... but you'll get your harem. You just won't be the master. You are a cute, short, young adult in this new world, small enough for most women to pick up and smother, and they will, but to be nice, you WILL be hung and have good endurance (you'll need it). Harems form around strong, dominant women who can spoil their harem members, the kind that can make even girls who thought they were straight realize they were gay... and the kind who know how to best share any men who they may be lucky enough to add to their harem.

Luckily for you, you are the only man in your harem. Your mistress is a big, endowed, mature heiress with a natural sense of authority to her. The way she sees it, she only NEEDS one man because she'll train him (you) to keep the rest of her girls happy should they desire cock. Don't think you can leave either. It's like a landlord tenant deal, where all of your needs are met and you only have to obey. Your curse is that, should you ever leave this harem, you'll never make it on your own financially.

So, your training? If she says lick, you lick. If she says strip, you strip. If she gives you cute clothes, you wear them. You're free to blush, it makes you look cuter. Be a loyal man, and she'll shower you with praise, let you request sex acts with her other girls, and you'll hear "Good boy" nonstop.

>>11283356
She is willing to add another male "friend" to harem harem, maybe two if the first works out well. She does get that sometimes boys are attracted to boys, just in case you are...

But if not, all the better! You're the communal sex toy of every woman under her, unless she orders the rest of her girls to stand down and give you a break for a job well done, or if she's simply feeling nice. You're essentially at the bottom of the food chain.

Even when she talks to her other dominant friends about harems, some lack men, and she may offer to let you stay with their women only harems for a night or two. She LOVES to bet you during card games, with other women being able to take you home if she loses... and her being able to temporarily own other female harem masters if she wins, often letting you do as you wish to them. Not because men should dominate women, that's silly! But because a harem master becoming a slave to a slave is VERY humiliating and kinky. If all goes well, harems can merge, even, with masters becoming concubines.

It's not a bad life. Sure, you do as you're told most the of the time, but most of the girls like you, and will offer to do things that you like if you keep them satisfied. They'll tease you because it's cute, sure, but they'll coddle and spoil you in bed as you two (or more) recover.

You ARE expected to impregnate any women in the harem who desire it, however... survival of the species and all that. While non condom contraceptives exist, if a girl asks for it, you forgo those and stay with her until you manage it, and she better be SURE. If it means locking you in a room with her, so be it.

Enjoy "your" harem.

>I wish for beast girls and futa with multiple breasts, and to be one of them

>>11282015
Granted...ish. I'm pretty sure that rape is non-consensual - and therefore non-enjoyable - by definition, so I'm gonna bend the wish a bit. You can detect which women would enjoy surprise violent sex, including those women who can get mindbroken through rape and be convinced to enjoy the surprise violent sex. Speaking of mindbreaking, you can also detect which women can be mindbroken in the way you want; and get a general sense of HOW to mindbreak them - for example, if she's susceptible to drugs or violent trauma or hey, maybe she's already insane to begin with. Your special sense can cover an entire city, but it only tells you which way you must go to reach your target, NOT how distant it is.

Unfortunately for you, literally everything else in the world is left unchanged. As you can probably tell, the amount of women who can fit your criteria is actually pretty small. There's also the issue of how rape and mindbreaking are, you know, crimes - and cops don't take kindly to surprise buttsex. Except for one, a policewoman who actually does fit your criteria. Go figure.
So yeah, it IS possible for you to get an entire harem of women that got raped & mindbroken into becoming your lovers. It's just gonna be pretty fucking hard to reach that point without getting jailed in the process.

>I wish I was a living fleshy dungeon. Any adventurer "defeated" (genie decides the specifics) inside of me will either be converted in a minion, or absorbed to make me grow bigger.

>>11283361
My master, that's, like, three wishes. Beast girls, futa with multiple breasts, AND to change yourself...
But I can grant all three at ONCE, mighty am I.

Congratulations! Beast girls of various races are discovered in the wilds, each of them sporting multiple breasts and a dual genitalia.
And you're one of them. As in, you were ALSO discovered in the wilds.
The 'girl' part of the beast girls had to come from somewhere, so I snagged just a few thousand that weren't doing anything important with their lives and got to work making them beastly.
I am actually proud of my work, but since they were a bit of a rush-job since they're THREE WISHES AT ONCE, (thanks again) most of them don't have solid memories of their previous lives. While they are able to live off the land thanks to beast instincts and make rudimentary civilizations where they congregate, they're never going to be recognizably the women and girls they were before.

Which is a shame, since they're all being rounded up for testing.
That one's not on me. Blame the scientific community and big bucks from the UN. It might have taken the discovery that they're not alone on Earth, but they're finally working together, a little bit.

Either way, the ones being tested are being treated with dignity, have basic amenities, and are living a modest first-world life on the governments' dimes, provided they have blood drawn, surveys, obstacle courses, limited breeding, et cetera.
But I wouldn't let YOU get captured!

You're a type of beast of your choosing, with all the fixin's and your freedom. You're not too far from a pack of beastgirls and will be found by this absolute cutie ex-goth girl.
It's up to you, and your tribe, at that point. Do you live on the fringes and rough it outdoors, sustained by nature and the tons of sex you'll all have without modern day distractions? Do you evade capture or seek it out? Only you know how this happened, Master.

>I wish was a young, tall, attractive futa.
>That's all.

>>11283431
Granted! You are a tall attractive futa. A real qt that will make you blush at your own reflection, perhaps out of arousal, perhaps out of "Daw", perhaps out of both, depending on your look. You're young but legal with her entire life ahead of her. Others like you will exist, but will be far less common than normal boys and girls... who will mysteriously be cuter, sexier, and more fuckable, but that's beside the point. While we're on the topic of having multiple things... I presume you want to be a "full package" futa, and so you will be, with every part of you functioning.

...And it was a biological nightmare that deserves a curse. Your cock IS your clit, but it's also a cock that you can cum and pee from (you can use urinals), and you have a ballsack between it and your pussy, which also shares a urethra with your dick. It's just the vagina there, the part dicks (are meant to) go in. Aside from those overlaps? You both self lubricate and get erections when aroused, you experience both orgasms, but only your pussy can cum repeatedly, and will, even if your dick is still soft, and you've got a womb AND prostate resting against your anal canal, giving you a LOT of sensitive spots to squeeze with anal. You can both get pregnant and get others pregnant, with pregnancies of your own milking your prostate all the way through. It's intense, but also not the curse (some would call it a blessing).

You will effortlessly cross paths with people who find you cute and sexy, who are down to fuck, and be fucked by you, from bicurious girls, to lesbian doms and subs, to cute boys, to doting himbos... and you'll have a libido that won't just make this "nice", but necessary to keep you focused. Two pairs of genitals mean twice the hormones, you NEED to fuck.

Why not masturbate? Ok I lied, two curses. You can't finish via masturbation alone. Someone else must be involved. The FUN curse for a greedy girl like you? You can only cum from one type of stimulation at a time.

>>11283545
As in, ONE erogenous zone or kind of stimulation becomes the key to the puzzlebox that is your body. What this is will be randomized once again after you cum. Multiple orgasms from your pussy are unaffected if you manage them, you can finish those before the change happens.

Now don't get me wrong, EVERY kind of stimulation feels GREAT, but only one will "unlock" your ability to orgasm. One day it might be fucking something, simple enough, another it might be vaginal, meaning you need something in that hole, or teasing those lips, one day it may be anal, another, nipple play, and another, perhaps even a ball massage.

In addition, sensitivity to certain acts will increase, while sensitivity to others may decrease. One day penetration might feel good, another fingering might be what you need, and another, oral will drive you CRAZY.

Combine these, and you'll need to find partners who are willing to experiment with you to find the "right stuff" to get you off... and hope they'd be open to doing it, or at least compromising once you two determine what it is. "You seem to like oral... and we haven't put anything in your butt yet..." Of course, the stimulation modifier is just extra flavor. If they don't want to eat your ass, fingering it may work fine, just not as well.

WITHOUT relief, you'll become more submissive, needy, and reliant on others, a condition that's easy to exploit. By all means, if you're pent up someone could make you their sex pet until you cum. Hell, even if you find good friends, they might fuck with you with denial anyways.

I'd recommend knowing hook ups in multiple places you frequent, just in case. Don't you wish you had less sex stuff to worry about? You probably don't, do you...

>I wish I was a bondage witch

>>11279903
Wish bump

>>11279903
Granted! You are now conjoined with your twinnish sister, fused at the spine, specifically like two people standing back-to-back with each other. This arrangement would already allow you two to get sandwiched between two partners - boys or girls, depending on your preference... Your sister doesn't mind, she's bisexual anyway, and she loves to sleep around with many different people.

You might have noticed that I said "twinnish". This because you are genetically twins, but physically VERY different. Her biology basically takes the lion's share of any nutrients you two intake. As a result, she has an amazon-like physique, tall and fit; while you basically look like a petite nerd. Ironically, this helps you two get plenty of friends-with-benefits, because you can more easily attract those who love lithe girls and your sister can deal with people who love buff women; then, afterwards, you can convince your new partner to open up the relationship for a threesome. Which, admittedly, isn't that much of a stretch, given your condition.

You probably have already guessed by now, but your sister is considerably more dominant than you - which is to be expected, since her size and strength allow her to carry you around easily as if you were an empty backpack. Not only that, but your shared body is surprisingly flexible (which helps a LOT during sex); with just a bit of contortionism, she can easily fondle, grope and masturbate you all she wants. And she will do so, as a form of playfully bullying her "little sis".

>I wish for fluffy tentacles.

>>11285070
A bit curious, but where at the spine? Do we share any parts? And where's our butt(s)?

>>11283410
Granted! But what's a freaky dungeon without some freaky physics and intrigue behind it?

Your body is a living, erotic dungeon like your pic related... the inside of it is, anyways. The outside? Well... you're just an unassuming girl who happens to be MUCH bigger on the inside. Thing is, people you meet in person won't know this. Somewhere out there... there are dungeon entrances that lead directly into your body in a non euclidean way. A normal sized person could enter a cave, have an orifice close behind them, and you'd feel someone tiny inside of you, bumping around and looking for a way out. They never technically shrunk, they just stayed the same size while entering something that's smaller elsewhere... but unless they leave through a proper exit, or if you get them out of you through an orifice of your own, they stay small.

You do not know WHERE these entrances are, and you have no control over where they end up. They can appear across different fantasy coded realms, but lets get to the fun parts! You are a planeswalker. You can travel from fantasy world to fantasy world to track down your "dungeons", gaining control of any you find (and literally being able to fuck yourself)... until they move again. Now as strong as "planeswalker" may sound... the only power it gives you is to hop worlds twice a day. You can't summon other creatures, but you can bring people who are with you. Knowledge is your biggest tool here. And what if people look different in a different world? No worries, you're also fleshcrafter, though your magic won't inherently make you stronger, only different such as making you a monster girl or futa of the same mass... unless you have defeated adventurers to use. They give you more mass and power. You will unconsciously take the form of any world's version of you, such as growing elf ears, becoming a fluffy beast girl, or even something weird like a quad amputee in a world with magical prosthetics. Your insides are unaffected.

>>11285149
You can reshape your "dungeon" every night in your dreams, imagining new pits and traps with extreme clarity, with even the freakiest dick, pussy, and breasticle seedbed chambers being able to be hidden away inside of you. To any observer, or even a casual lover, you seem like a normal girl or futa (but if someone cums in you, or you cum, that may flood the dungeon).

As stated, you grow stronger for each adventurer defeated. Any adventurer unable to progress is considered defeated, and will be assimilated. They could fall into a pussy and have it clench around them, get stuck in a cum pit, be tempted by a breast with ambrosia like milk and lack the will to leave, or you could trick adventurers into fucking each other inside you only for the exits to close as they waste their time. People inside of you cannot die, and no longer have needs. A VERY fun high risk high reward gambit is to make your cervix look like an exit, only for it to lead to your womb.

Of course... you'll feel all of this. Even with your limited shapeshifting and ability to warp between worlds, if someone is squirming inside of you, it's going to be VERY distracting, and it'll be hard to hide the pleasure. Each dick, pussy, nipple, etc is sensitive. A single adventurer can be like a bullet vibrator, and if you cum, well... first of all you can cum in public this way, which is awkward if you're out of jumps (and dangerous in some worlds), and second, it can expel the adventurer from you, safely, losing you the catch.

But if you do catch adventurers? They can either become sapient body mass, allowing you to take larger forms and enhance your genitals, while being able to manifest any features they had (face, voice, ass, etc), and even being able to telepathically speak with their souls or turn them into sapient body parts, like your pussy or turning two adventuring twins into your boobs. You can swap souls around freely, and even let them "pilot" hazards inside of you.

>>11285194
So, minions. Remember how I said tricking someone into your womb is powerful? While you can send any soul into your womb... having someone enter it directly results in much faster "minion production", and it's exactly what you think. You get a fast, easy pregnancy, faster and easier if you already have a body to work with, longer and rougher (you must eat or sacrifice a body's worth of mass) if you've already assimilated that soul.

Your daughters will be magically loyal to you, but may complain about how they have to do what you say, call you a pervert, etc... but most come around, in time. They still see you as a mother, even if they remember who they were. If your or they know where an entrance to your dungeons are, they may stay in there to help you catch adventurers... but they also share your powers, and I mean share in multiple senses.

You all share a collective "dungeon" among your bodies. If an adventurer enters it, every one of you feels it, but it DOES let you create more rooms...

If you can find one of the entrances to your dungeon before it moves somewhere else, you may decide where it moves to next, send a minion into it to seduce or trick adventurers, etc, and inhuman victims keep powers like tentacles or dragon strength so use them wisely.

I just hope you can handle all of that going on inside of you while your true body tries to live life... or maybe if you absorb enough adventurers, you could chase deeper pleasure...? If you're strong enough, what's someone going to do if you moan or cum in public? You'll surely have monsterfolk powers absorbed by then...

>I wish to be a girl in futa mother daughter incest

>>11285119
>A bit curious, but where at the spine?
Pretty much from your shoulders to the butt. You're kinda like those spider monsters in "The Forest", except obviously less gross.

>Do we share any parts?
Not externally. Each of you has her own head, pair of arms, pair of legs, and genitals. But your circulatory system is shared, so that only one has to eat to nourish both of you. Same goes for breathing - so you can let someone sit on your face forever, for example, without having to worry about suffocating.
You andnyour sis do share the sense of touch, mostly: you feel everything your "other half" does, just slightly less intense. Which also means that every orgasm one of you has is also felt by the other.

>And where's our butt(s)?
You basically have one single butthole at the bottom of your body. But it's very sensitive.

>>11282139
Granted. You are a noble elf, sporting absolutely gigantic tits that dwarf the rest of your body. They're so big that walking on your own is pretty much impossible - but that doesn't matter, as surely you have no intention of doing anything as menial as walking. Besides, you have quite a few servants at your beck and call, so you can make them carry you around wherever and whenever you want.

Long story short, you have been chosen by one of the Elvish goddesses in order to become a sacrifice to the forest. This is considered a great honor, as it guarantees the prosperity of the Elvish clan. The sacrifice must drink a special concoction that will change their body to become more "fertile". This doesn't necessarily mean getting pregnant: it can also have other effects, like turning the sacrifice into a plant-woman.
In your specific case, the potion enlarged your breasts and made them produce more and more milk. Initially it was just a relatively modest quantity, albeit it had an exceptionally high quality and healing properties; but nowadays, you can easily fill an entire pool of the stuff each day. Your fellow elves use your milk to both cure ailments, and also to water plants so that they'll produce more fruit. People worship you, both religiously and, if you allow it, sexually.
You pretty much don't have any particular responsibility. All you have to do is to drink the potion twice a year, and bask in the admiration and attention. Sure, your elvish smugness will probably increase past the average, but that's to be expected: after all, you are one of the most perfect icons of elfdom.

Well, to be fair, there's still room to become even more perfect. You see, I did mention that you have to drink the fertility potion twice a year, yes? As I mentioned, it can have different effects. For you, it usually makes your breasts even more big and productive. But there is one particular effect that explains why chosen ones like you are called "sacrifices"...

>>11285719
...See, the potion is required to allow a sacrifice to maintain her blessings, and in turn make sure that Elvish society and the forest will keep on living. But taking the potion means that the blessings become more potent, and sooner or later they will become too much: at that point, instead of keeping the forest fertile, the sacrifice will become part of the fertile forest, mutating into some kind of natural feature such as a giant tree, or a lake... In your case, you'll probably become some kind of water spring, probably in the shape of two gigantic boulders from which chalk-white healing water sprouts. It will happen an unspecified amount of years or decades in the future, but it WILL happen at some point.
The soul of the sacrifice becomes a genius loci, forever stuck in the location where their mortal bodies became part of the forest. They still retain their memories and personalities... But as nature spirits, they are vulnerable to rituals and prayers, which can compel them to do what the priestesses want. Quite a lot of nature spirits become even more arrogant than what they were in life, becoming convinced that they're minor gods who "graciously" decide to help the infer- I mean, the unfortunate mortal elves. But in reality, these spirits are still compelled by the rituals to serve mortals; they just believe that it was their own idea all along.

>I wish to become a slug monstergirl with a cute husband to get impregnated by.

>>11285202
Granted, here's your mother. She's a highly famous pornstar, one of the queens of the bimbo scene at the national level. She isn't dumb, mind you - quite the opposite, in fact: it takes a lot of planning and training to make yourself look dumb and easily exploitable, yet also sexy and desiderable by the masses. She personally manages many aspects of her career, from screening scripts for porn movies to organizing interviews, to preparing team of girls for celebrity events.
Those curves, and especially those lips, are real, by the way. Well, with a little help from organic (and corruptive) treatments. With a simple change in mannerisms, she can switch from dizty doll to terrifyingly merciless businesswoman, even while her cock swings freely from under her shirt and her voice is slightly muffed by that puffy mouth.

Your situation is... kinda unique. See, thanks to your wish, reality has been retroactively rewritten, so now you have an entirely past, from birth to young adulthood, with your futa mother; but you still maintain your personality and memories of your original past. The main difference is, you know, a hearty amount of filial deference and affection towards your mom.
Your relationships with other people has been rewritten, usually in a way to keep your old friends in your new life. But the relationship with your mother is a special case: on a conscious level, she only has memories of the new timeline. On a SUBconscious level, she knows what the past timeline was like... and she knows what you wished for. That subconscious thought will shape her relationship with you.
Namely, she sees you as her heir, believing that you have great potential in the world of porn. Maybe not specifically bimbo porn, although she'd appreciate it if you followed her path. Anyway, she will feel a mixture of maternal love, professional expectation, and sexual attraction towards you...

>>11286964
...to her, pushing you in the porn career is a form of motherly love, motherly love should be expressed with sex, and what better way to have sex than to star in porn with her? There's this weird overlap where her different feelings for you tend to blend into each other and shift unpredictably. One time she might end up giving you a "goodnight kiss" in the form of eating you out, but she'll really think of it as motherly affection, not a sexual thing. On the opposite end of the spectrum, she might end up with a blushing erection if you gift her flowers for Mother's Day.

Your future is... undecided, honestly. There's plenty of ways this could go; you could embrace the pornstar career, either following your mother's bimbo path or instead taking a different direction. Or you could try to contain the relationship to a more "private" level between you two only. Maybe you want a threesome between you, mom and your future waibando? Just keep in mind that Mother knows you, and has a pretty good idea of what you like. And she can be very convincing...

>I wish for spider-y bondage & impregnation.

>>11285070
Wish bump.

>>11285070
Granted! You have been adopted by an Eldritch god, but she just calls her the "black goat", or "goat" if she's feeling like stroking her own ego. Allegedly, she's a mother of a myriad of caprine monsters like her, but heard your wish and decided to manifest an avatar, WITH fluffy tentacles... and adopt you. Too old to be adopted? Is that weird? Bam, you're a young adult again and people will see you as both her son and someone who can consent... well, her son when she wants you to be.

Surely you've noticed her pregnant belly. She tells you not to worry about it, and there are times she'll be without it. Occasionally, she'll shudder and cum as her belly shrinks, as if something invisible was born. She assures you, whatever it was... it's something her main body has handled, and you don't have to worry about... but her milky breasts are all yours. In addition, she can rebirth you while keeping you out of her womb, making you a girl or futa for more holes and bits for her tentacles to toy with. You'll feel as if you're in a pussy as your entire body changes in front of your own eyes when the eldritch pregnancy for your new form finishes, and they're quick. A few days, usually. She might even give you a new form without asking... usually whatever would be cutest to her, and yes, she may even give you goat eyes or horns (aka horndlebars), maybe even fluffy legs and a cute lil tail.

But back to the fluff of the wish, this avatar of hers can manifest fluffy, but strong tentacles at will, and she will use them when she has mommydom sex with you, and to cuddle you. The "problem" is twofold. She loses control of them when she falls asleep... and the fluffiness has a side effect. Their softness makes YOU soft. You could be dominating her pussy one moment, only to have one gently stroke you, and feel a bit less dominant, and more submissive to your goat mother. Then another joins in, and then another... until you've melted into her inexplicably fluffy embrace.

>>11287270
It'll be blissful, like a womb you never want to leave, and in it, she can do as she pleases with you... which is usually teasing and mollycoddling.

Of course, if you were paying attention to the powers, implied and stated, that I described earlier... you can probably guess that submitting to her is sealing your fate. Letting you go from cuddle sessions is just toying with you, really... she knows you'll come back, no other cuddles will feel the same, no other beds as cozy, and no other embraces as comforting. While this avatar may be cooking breakfast for you and being a helpful mother figure, you already belong to the whole.

In time, you'll meet a far more protean, shifting, but equally milfy eldritch goddess, with fluffy tentacles galore, and by the time you see her? You'll already be reborn into something... new. Maybe a perverse version of a form you took before, maybe a fluffier version of something you'd see on this board, but it will be something you desire, deep down. And of course... it'll only be the first rebirth of many.

Eventually, your wish will be granted twofold. Once you're a proper son/daughter, you'll be taught to manifest fluffy tentacles of your own, and bring more good boys and/or girls to mommy...

>I wish I was a girl with a (mostly) humanoid torso, but beast limbs that forced me onto all fours... and a spine to make it feel more natural and comfortable since I'll be walking like this from now on I guess. What kind of life is ahead of me genie?

>>11285738
Granted! You are now a slug girl. Of course, you are a hermaphrodite as hentai laws would have it, but you have pretty good control over when you have a dick, pussy, or both... but your libido can be stronger than your will at times. Your sex will be "locked" when you are pregnant, so you can't get rid of your pussy during. You may appear as motherly as you wish, and your husband will be a cute, well endowed twink like your pic related. You could get him to pull off the femboy look if you really wanted... he's also on the loving, but submissive side... and yet...

Despite his cute appearances, he wished for size control magic... with the catch that you'd be mundane slug sized in your "normal" form, your size reflecting the creature you are rather than the human half. He can make you big like your pic whenever he wants, but if he falls asleep, you may shrink back down. This is less likely if you cuddle, but if he passes out without you... you'll have to wait for him to wake up to remind him, climbing a bet post and getting slime on his face to get him to notice you. Unfortunately, his power can't ALWAYS be in use.

The good news is you're a rather large slug, easily onahole sized (and durable enough to be used as one), and while the size he gives you for sex is fun... it's far from portable. This way, he can turn you into a wife he can carry around in a harness, in a backpack, or even a moist jar so he can take you to the movies, restaurants, the park, etc, and hey! He can even sneak you in this way too, and save money since you'll eat less.

And yes, he'll impregnate you. He'll take VERY good care of your eggs, setting up a cozy terrarium for you and your sapient slug daughters (also hermaphrodites) to grow in. According to the genie he spoke to, should they find love or close friends, they, too, can be grown to big size by them. Your pregnancy will persist between sizes, but you will only lay eggs when small (and it is orgasmic).

>>11287985
The REAL fun comes from your pregnancies, which are short and easy, but result in a very kinky problem. Your daughters all grow up VERY fast. In a matter of days, and they will know what you knew when you had them. You and your husband will have to spend time with them as equally as you can, or at least until you can find trustworthy friends to let watch over them. If someone can make one of your daughters big like your husband can you, that's a green flag that tells you "they're a good fit"... though you may have to find friends for clutches of daughters at a time...

The lil terrarium your husband set up for you to lay eggs in and care for your daughter in is super cozy, and even has tiny sex toys and furniture in it, and it'll never be empty.

The problem arises from your uncanny resemblance to your daughters, your husband's absentmindedness, and your daughters' VERY familiar mannerisms to you, being born ready to go with what knowledge you had... as well as mischievous tendencies.

It's not uncommon for your husband to scoop the WRONG slug girl out of the tank and take her on the date he planned for you two, or take her into the other room to make big and have kinky, slimey slex with. He won't figure it out until he's VERY intimate with whatever daughter of his he grabbed instead of you, and even then, if she can play it off by staying quiet and pleasuring him... you're stuck with your other daughters even longer. Unlike him, they can tell each other, and you, apart, and view this as a game.

They all got a wish, too. No drawbacks from incest. If you're sleeping when your husband goes to scoop you up and go out with you, and he grabs a daughter posing as you, your other daughters will see it as an opportunity to gang up on, and fuck you. Depending on how good of a mommy you are, they may straight up make you their beloved bitch.

Even when your husband finds out, if he's away from home... not much he can do. You may have your own daughter's clutch.

>>11287987
They won't be any less healthy than any other daughters, but they'll have a MUCH more interesting story behind their births...

Just to give you and your husband a fighting chance, your daughters tend to be gullible... though he can still mistake this for you just being kinky or cute.

Oh, and one last note. You wished to get impregnated, so contraceptives don't work. If you're ovulating, you roll the dice. Reap what you sow.

>I wish it was common for women (including futa) to be lewdly hybridized with beasts, from the mundane like limbless snake girls to the fantastical like raptor mounts. Genie decides if they're hybridized artificially or just exist like that, or some weird third possibility. I would also like to know my own fate in this new world.

>>11286973
Granted! You are now a sexy spider monster girl with a very interesting life cycle. You get a secret cave lair for free, my treat.

You have a fully functional pussy in front, and a larger pussy capable of oviposition in the back. In addition, you can spin webs with expert precision and speed, and have a very special bite that can endow partners, willing or otherwise, with immense sexual stamina. First, it knocks them out, allowing you to take them to your lair. Second, it gives them an insatiable boner. Two bites in a row will start a transformation that turns a woman into a futa, but exhaust your venom for a few days. Of course... you can milk your own fangs to use venom later, you'll just need your target helpless to use it on them. Third, it sustains your victims, so no eating or needing to use the bathroom. Their holes are only for sex and eggs. Food and water won't be concerns for weeks on end, so feel free to decorate your cave with them. It's very hard to track you. You're free to bind your targets before they wake up, and take whatever dicks or girl dicks you'd like to fertilize your eggs. And after a week or so... you may lay your fertilized eggs in a host you deem suitable, using their bodily warmth to incubate your eggs. Even butts can be used for this with your venom's "sustenance" effect, butts will be clear of anything but warm tissue to keep eggs warm. This creates a viscous cycle of being knocked up, and laying eggs in people. You could capture a mother and daughter, make one futa, and keep fucking her as you keep laying eggs in the other, as the girl being filled with eggs may beg to her mother/daughter "Please stop, you're just giving her more eggs!", only for the other to be unable to, watching as their kin suffers from the consequences of their insatiable, venom induced lust.

...But that's far from where the cycle ends. You were pretty vague, so I'd like to let you experience both ends of the wish.

>>11288234
Your kids are cute boys, girls, dickgirls, and futa. Your kids are easy enough to raise, not being picky with what they eat, and growing up quickly. Even though you're a spider girl, monster girls are not unheard of, so as long as you keep your cave secret, you can shop for groceries for your family (often using what you steal from your victims wallets). They'll be loyal, and help the nest thrive when they grow up, which won't take much time at all. Especially with so many bound breasts for them to feed from... But that's not the problem. It's a life cycle, not a straight line.

Some people who have been injected with your venom, often, but not always, those who have been exposed to more of it, may start to mutate into spider people themselves. This will only happen one victim at a time... and when it does, your venom will dry up and you will stop producing web, giving that victim a VERY good chance at revenge. Your offspring will answer to them as the master of the nest, and while they may still see you as their mother, they will also see you as a host for eggs and someone to practice bondage and domination on.

Slowly, you may feel your spider half start to grow numb, as any chitin around your human half starts to grow soft... and then, it falls off. All of it. It'll make a good feast for the nest, but it'll leave you human, just like your victims... perfect for any victims who become spider monsters themselves to toy with and take revenge on, and since you've transformed them AND involved them in this kidnapping ring, they won't be able to tell anyone without getting themselves in trouble as well. They can only take your place and see you as a VERY special toy to take their lust and frustrations out on. Perhaps it was the daughter of that mother you filled with eggs? Or maybe it's the mother who wants to fill you as you did her... or maybe it's the once shy college girl you turned futa who now gets to learn how much of a pervert she really is?

>>11288241
Everything you did to others will be done to you. Other victims may take the place of "matriarch", with a monarch or two coming to be if you have male victims, but you'll be quite a ways down the line of succession to become one yourself again. It's FAR more likely that the victim who firs turned the tables on you will lose her spider form, only for another to take her place, and take revenge on her AND you... even if you're already an egg sack or futa cum slave due to the last one. Then they'll return to human, and another will take over... and eventually, it will be your turn again... eventually.

Even when it is? Your offspring will have come to accept that "mommy is a slut", and tie you up, even in your spider form, to practice dominating you. You could have your eggs fertilized by your own kids instead of your victims... but this will not produce deformities, it'll just make the resulting kids hornier on average, making things even harder for you.

Maybe you'll be nicer to your victims? Or maybe this will make you toy with them more, secretly ENJOYING being at another's mercy...

>I wish I was a sexy goth girl with some kind of fun magical ability. Something goth or witchy, of course.

>>11283555
Wish bump

>>11283555
Granted, welcome to the Holiest Church of or Goddess Ilias.
"But isn't the church opposed to witches?"
No, "witch" is just a character class, like mage or mime. By the way, fantasy has always existed in your world, it just-so-happens that, thanks to a special blessing, the "human world" and the regular humans in it cannot see nor interact with the supernatural. Which is good if a succubus wants to drain a human's soul but can't even touch him; bad if a succubus does manage to get lucky and "slip through the tracks" to attack the human, because nobody will help him - they won't even notice the monster chasing him.

You, however, are a different story. You have supernatural powers, which means that now you can interact with the supernatural world, and it can interact with you. More specifically, you are a witch specialized in bindings, seals and barriers - and I'm not talking just about the magical, glowy-circles-and-special-effects kind. You tend to favor the more physical approach, preparing magical items tailored for specific kinds of targets... It's one thing to prepare some shibari rope for some regular bondage fun with your friends, but it's another one entirely to prepare a blessed rope, infused with ceremonial water and the vaginal fluids of a priestess, capable of tying up a ghost and make her corporeal enough for, ahem, "further direct exorcisms". Incidentally, that same rope could be used to lasso a regular human being, and then pull out their soul, leaving the body open for other spirits to enter. But I digress.
I should mention that the methods for crafting these magical items and spells can be sped up significantly through rituals that, ahem, involve putting the caster in bondage. Just so you know.

Where was I? Oh, right, your job. As I already mentioned, supernatural creatures cannot usually interact with human beings; but sometimes, things align just right, and those creatures can affect the human world. Usually negatively.

>>11288291
So, it's the Church's job to fight against these monstrosities and defend the human way of life.

...Why, yes, the vast majority of these "supernatural creatures" just so happen to be attractive monsterfolk. DUH.

But back to the point. Your default option is to serve the Church, which means occasionally having to go on (lewd) missions to fight against (porny) monsters. Also you are required to produce some bondage tools for other members of the Church. You know, throwable ballgags for banshees, blessed dildoes and piercings for vampires, the stuff. You'll have deadlines to meet, and there will be some danger involved; but you'll help mankind along the way. Also you can toy with whatever prisoner you manage to capture.
The second option is to betray the Church and side with the monsterfolk. Come on, we both know that you have the temptation to do so. This will obviously allow you to make friends with the monsters, opening the door to all kinds of super-kinky fun. Also obviously, picking this path will make the Church hunt you down for your betraying humanity.
The third option is to live your life independently. I did mention that the supernatural can't easily affect non-supernatural humans, but you are a special case: since you are a human with magical powers, you're sorta in-between the mundane and the magical, so your magic CAN affect regular humans just fine. Pros: the Church will not hunt you down. Cons: it won't protect you either - and the monsterfolk can decide to mess with you since you aren't under blessed protection. Key word: "mess" - they won't go TOO hard on you, since you aren't one of those pesky Church paladins.

Or maybe you'll find a different path entirely? Ah, decisions...

>I wish to become the owner and master of a bunch of monster minions.

>>11288294
Granted! You probably expected this. The old "mage/adventurer" becomes a breeding slave/broodmother... but I'm tired of it, so let's add an extra rule that turns the idea on its head.

You are a witch who is capable of breeding, and making, her own summons and minions. You have a motherly body, a few basic spells to make sex easier (and a futa spell to make sex more fun outside of breeding), and anything you give birth to can be summoned by you as if you knew its "true name" by DnD rules. A calling the creature cannot ignore. They will also, naturally, be loyal to you... but not always. It depends on their temperament, how well you raise them, and their natural inclination to trouble. Despite this, your pregnancies are fast, easy, and you can even make a family circle that only hurts your dignity if you want more monsters of a rare type.

You can crossbreed with just about anything that'll fit, able to use magic to shapeshift to accommodate just about anything. You can even breed things like centaurs, though your pregnant belly will immobilize you for larger creatures, leaving you vulnerable and reliant on levitation magic or your broom to get around... But human or smaller creatures? "Minions" like kobolds, goblins, imps, fey, and smaller slimes? Those are easy, and you can have a lot of them at once instead.

You've turned the biggest weakness of women in monster filled worlds into a strength. Throw you to the wolf men, and you'll return a mother. You'll learn how to hop planes of existence to find other monsters to breed, even, and perhaps even return to and take over "Earth" one day... but it'll be VERY hard. You can summon any monster from the plane they were born on, their "home", to where you are now. Any summoned monster hurt enough will return to its home, but injuries it sustains not summoned last. You can revive them... but it takes extra pregnancies.

However, for ANY of this to work, it must be 100% consensual.

>>11289283
This doesn't just mean you can throw yourself into an goblin camp and pretend to hate it, while you actually enjoy it. You shouldn't expect to get pregnant with a powerful monster either if it just fucks you and leaves. When I say "consent" I mean it must be spoken, letting the monster KNOW that you want it, and the MONSTER must also consent to impregnate you. It's a two way street. You can REQUEST consensual non consent, or rough treatment, but ironically, a lot of monsters may hesitate, wondering if it's a trap, or wonder what you can offer them since you could want them more than they want you... and the answer is usually other sexual acts that won't impregnate you, or a quota of breeding. They might strike a deal if you agree to let the rest of a pack/tribe breed you, do it in exchange for making girls futa, getting to have fun with your "exotic" summons... s-so what if the angel wants a "nice" demon for her futa seed, s-she just wants to know if such a being can exist, is all!

But that aside? Your minions grow fast and their morals are your own. If you think incest is ok, it is. If you think you should be gang raped, so be it. If you want them to be polite and serve you, so be it... but if you subconsciously want them to be troublemakers, they will be.

Heritage like being fey or an imp may make them troublesome anyways, with some having an aptitude for magic, such as a group of your imps pranking you with a ritual that turns you into a shortstack, a fey minion cursing you into a BOY between "summonings", or a part dragon summon getting REALLY dominant, like a half dragon daughter sitting on your face, fucking you against a wall, etc because she's too proud to be a mere "summon"... unless you give her some attention...

Your magic is mostly utility. You can't use offensive magic at all, and if you're bound or gagged, no spells. Be smart with your summons. You can have one "contingency" spell... but it'll only summon one monster, so be smart with it.

>>11289294
>I wish I was a dragon girl who had sexcapades as part of a mother/daughter duo, both competing for pretty girls, girly boys, and strong futa, and working together to land and keep our catches. Maybe we secretly enjoy our sex together than we do our shared partners...? Could this turn into a taboo romance? Either way, genie decides if I'm the mother or daughter. Surprise me.

>>11289299
Wrong pic, this is the related pic for my wish.

>>11288247
Granted, here's a photo of you. Ever read One Piece? Do you know what the "Castle-Castle Fruit" is? Long story short, you're a castle-girl. Short story long, you have the ability to switch forms between being a sexy goth girl; a giant gothic-style Castlevania-esque castle; or a (admittedly clunky-looking) large golem girl. You can also partially manifest castle traits such as windows or drawbridges even in your human form, although obviously shrunk down.
Speaking of shrinking, anyone near you can choose to shrink down so that they can enter your body. Even when you're in human form, your insides are mostly that of a castle, essentially allowing people to live inside of you; as soon as they leave, they can grow back to human size. Don't worry: some things - including your pussy - still function normally. At any time you want, you can manifest a tiny avatar of yourself inside of you, so that you can navigate your own castle-body, interact with the inhabitants and so on; while you're doing this, your real body will keep moving on autopilot, although you might want to get back "on the wheel" for the more difficult tasks.

Now you might be asking: "Alright, this is magical and goth and plagiarized, but doesn't sound exactly fun". Well, don't worry, because the whole turning-in-a-castle-thing is only a third of your wish. The second third is being a sexy goth girl kinda like the one in your pic. The last third is the fact that gothic castles like you attract supernatural creatures like a restaurant's trash can attracts cockroaches.

>>11290621
So guess what? You're getting roommates. All with a "gothic" theme, or at least Universal Pictures Horror. Since you technically are a very recent castle, you won't be getting elite monsters who are adept at their monstering job; no, you are basically the equivalent of a cheap condo getting populated by freshly-graduates students who don't have much money. As such, you're gonna get a bunch of misfits, potentially friends and/or lovers. I'm assuming that you want girls, but if not, you can easily get boys as well.

Here's a few examples of who you're gonna get. Just remember that sometimes you're gonna get a new tenant whether you want it or not.
1) A nerdy mad scientist who took over part of your castle-body as her lab. She ends up blowing stuff up (usually your arm) at least once a week.
2) A vampire girl with a wide variety of bat-like powers, such as flight, erotic blood-draining, and hypnotic suggestions. Unfortunately, she's extremely gullible and easy to trick. Guess she's got the brains of a bat as well...
3) A Frankenstein's Monster (yes, that's a monstergirl species). A tall, absolute unit of a woman who says very few words. Mostly stares intimidatingly from above.
4) A cockroach girl in your "basement".
5) A grem-I mean werewolf. Digs the gothy look, but she's more of a "country" vibe herself. Also she loves getting drunk at pubs, howling at the moon and shagging. Preferably all three at once.

So there you go. Who knows which kind of adventures you can have? Sure, your ability doesn't let you do anything impressive beyond "grow giant and smash", but you'll have plenty of friends/tenants/lovers who can pool in their abilities to help you. Though maybe you'll have to go for quantity rather than quality...

>>11290646
>I wish for something related to this pic.

>>11289299
Granted!

You are now the last born daughter of a mighty, and milfy dragon! Now we'll past her reproductive prime, and with all your sisters having flown the hoard, she entrusts all her collection of gold amd riches to you, to become completely yours in the event of her passing. Though that won't be for another few hundred years in the least, in the meantime, the both of you effectively share everything you own.
Gold is a simple matter, you're free enough now to not need to ask to spend it anymore.
Food and space are similar, you won't really be tripping over eachother often, it is after all, a VERY big hoard.
But, a good time, is a comparatively limited resource for the both of you...
You're old enough to be an adult, but still falling short of both complete sexual maturity and the practical knowledge of how to best attract a partner. Think, freshly 18 but that's gonna the next couple dozen decades.
Your old lady on the other hand, certainly has all the knowledge, but has undeniably lost the body to keep up with that kind of lifestyle anymore.
Leaving the both of you, up quite the hot and steamy creek, without much in the way of paddling towards what you really want individually.
But collaboratively, it'll be a lot easier to pull for people wanting the family package. Meaning, while you might make a catch easy enough, you'll have to play up the mother-daughter bond to keep them, from kissing casually and not so casually, even playing with eachother at their request occasionally, though doing so naturally is very much what's anticipated...

Here's the kicker though...
Incest is a pretty big usually untrue stereotype towards female dragons.
That a mother gets too attached to let them go, that a daughter might cherish a parent too much to leave her behind...
And while you and your mother insist to eachother, this is just a plot to sate your heat cycles, you both
are running into them more than should be usual at either age...

>>11290687
You'll start to think about all the many things your mom has done for you, all the times she's kept you safe and warm...
She'll dwell on how you really are her last passing cold unfertilized eggs...
You'll think about how well time has treated her since you were born, and how you've indirectly influenced her now venusian body...
She'll dwell on how well you've grown and further you have to grow, but cherish the youth in your physique and how much you are like how she was at your age...

But the both of you are to ashamed of the stigma to admit your deeper desires for eachother.
You can't say how badly you want your mother all for yourself, she can never say how you belong to her and a such a wonderful example of her genetic craftsmanship.
The both of you will have sex with all sorts, sizes, and shapes of fantastical creatures, or whatever suits your fancy most. Many of course jabbing at those incestuous claims and excited to spread rumors. But if those rumors find any truthful foothold, you'll both be made infamous for it, with more would be partners than you could ever want, and more public humiliation than either could ever tolerate. Everything from birdwatchers to song writers, from near and far, all here almost solely to watch you love your mother and watch her love you, just to tell everyone they know about it...

>I wish to discover a magical dryad grove in which everything is hermaphrodite

>>11287989
Granted, welcome to Pokémon. I'm sure you are familiar with the concept of taking fossils and using them to resurrect long-extinct monsters. Well, one time in the Galar region, some scientist fucked up by mistakenly mixing two halves of two different fossils, creating some frankly sad-looking monsters.
So the scientist "improved" the revival machine so that it could be used on just one half of a fossil, with the other half being reconstructed through a complicated process involving pattern AI and biological mapping. Well, that fucked things up even more, because the machine ended up "resurrecting" a fossil by hybridizing it with the scientist's assistant, resulting in the first hybrid between Pokémon and human... and also an ancient STD that was in that same fossil.

Fast-forward a few decades... The virus has infected pretty much every Pokémon on the planet, making them significantly more sexually aggressive or just plain aggressive. Being injuried can result in being infected with the virus. If you're male, this does nothing; if you're female, there's a chance that you'll end up being transformed into a Pokémon-human Hybrid. The virus constantly mutates, so a vaccine is impossible; that same mutation is also the reason why the infected can transform into any kind of monster, regardless of the type of monster they were infected by. If you are in the early stages of infection, there are treatments that have a good chance of nullifying the transformation... or, using DNA samples, steering it in favor of a particular monster form.
While Hybrids are significantly hornier than regular humans, they lack the aggressivity that Pokémon possess. In fact, Hybrids tend to go the opposite way, being more submissive towards people they find attractive. Usually humans, although often hybrids might end up feeling attracted to monsters as well. Hybrids also possess supernatural powers, less powerful than full monsters but backed up by their human intelligence.

I wish to be the most muscular being alive

>>11291438
Because of this, Hybrids have basically taken the role of "tamed monsters", working to help human society and battling the hordes of monsters outside of the fortified cities.
They are frequently paired with human handlers, partially because their altered biology might cause some issues (see: limbless ekans girls), and partially because if a human keeps them sexually satisfied, there won't be any lust left that would make them vulnerable to the monsters' corruption. Handlers are usually men, although there are some rare women who happen to be more resistant to the virus; while Hybrids are either female or futa (human female + male monster transformation).

By the way, I rolled a die, and you happened to be a female human... for now. The alternative was to make you a Goldeen-like mermaid, which frankly would have sounded a little boring compared to what your wish and image would imply. But it did give me the idea of dumping you on coast guard duty! You'll have to escort fishing ships while battling the horrors of the abyss, together with your fellow Hybrids such as a futa sea dragon (with her human features mostly confined to the monster's tongue) and a pair of twins who got conjoined-mutated into a clam. They've got tits on the outside AND inside.

>I wish to worship the big balls of a monster(man or futa, genie decides).

>>11290690
Granted, you managed to not only find a fairy circle (basically a circle of mushrooms), but also managed to accidentally stumble into it in the correct way required to actually access the fae realm on the "other side". Though you'll immediately discover that it's less of a grove and more of a swamp: the ground is muddy, there's plenty of puddles of water about, droplets constantly drip from the branches above you, and there's a thick fog all about. Then your nose will recover from the shock, and kindly inform you of the immense smell of cum permeating everything, with hints of musk and other sexual fluids as well.
As you stumble about, stunned by the sheer amount of pheromones trying to worm their way straight into your brain, a pair of long and coarse arms will snatch you up, bringing you face-to-face with a treant - a tree-woman... No, sorry, tree-futa, judging by the sizable cock sliding out of her form as she switches from tree to humanoid form. Not as sizable as her breasts, which practically burst out of her bark, sloshing obscenely and spraying jets of milk from the effort.

The treant will carry you deeper in the grove. She doesn't look like she wants to assault you... yet... but she'll keep wordlessly carrying you deeper into the grove. Not even answering your questions about the other humanoids watching you, all half-plant or half-beast, many covered in goopy fluids you can probably guess the origins of... and all sporting a cock and a pair of breasts of variable size. From what you can tell from the few people who are turned away of you, all of them also sport a pussy as well, nestled behind their often-gurgling scrotums.

Eventually, you will be taken in the presence of the "queen" of the grove, a gigantic dryad born from a millenary mangrove; she's rythmically pumping out load after load of thick cum, milk and femcum, generating a lake around her that splits up into multiple rivers of sexual fluids.

>>11291470
She will first thank you for having entered the grove voluntarily, as the seal on the outside portal prevents access from any human unless they actively desire and consent to to enter the grove... You silently realize that apparently, your wish counted as "consent".
The queen will then explain what is going on. Pretty much everything in the grove is hermaphroditic - and what ISN'T a hermaphrodite will eventually be transformed into one. The grove's inhabitants possess an immense libido, since their male and female natures feed into each other; it's as if their own bodies are constantly having sex with themselves. As a result, all herms in the grove pump out sexual fluids endlessly, blessing everything around them. Animals, plants, and even spirits end up taking sexualized forms, some "evolving" into humanoid forms capable of intelligence and sentience; while other remain feral, their minds melting into lewd mush by the endless orgasms, becoming completely docile. Creatures inevitaby become hermaphrodites, and those who were already herm usually end up gaining more power over the others - hence why the grove is dominated by plants, though slugs and some fishes also have a significant presence.
It's a good thing that part of the "blessing of fluids" makes people unable to drown even when buried under mountains of ballsludge, and makes pregnancies possible only if a herm cums directly inside another... and even then, it takes many dozens of attempts for one single baby.

Humans are a special case, though. See, the people in the grove are unable to leave, due to a magical seal that keeps the corruptive "blessing" inside the grove itself. But humans have a greater control over their personal blessing, being capable of disguising themselves as a normal man or woman, greatly limiting their own libido to a manageable level (3 splurting orgasms or milkings a day) and, most importantly, turning off their ability to infect others with the herm blessing.

>>11291479
The fairy circle prevents the infection from getting out, but a human can seal off their own infection and walk out of the grove just fine, as if they were regular male/female people; the only limitation is that they cannot transform people into herms outside of the grove.

The Queen will offer you a deal. You are the first human in many decades to have entered the grove. She offers you endless pleasures, and the privilege of choosing the finests herms the grove has to offer, in exchange for... favors that you can do for her while you're in the "human world" outside of the grove.
See, the Queen wants out. She doesn't want to be confined into her little realm, and she thinks it's unfair that humans are constricted by their stupid rules and prudishness. But she's willing to compromise; you can either help her break the seal, freeing the grove and allowing her spread her hermaphroditic blessing to the outside world... Or, you could find a way to weaken the blessing itself to a more manageable level, a level that would still allow the grove's inhabitants to get out of the fairy circle.
Or you could, you know, remain in the grove until you lose your mind to the pleasure, fucking and being fucked by countless herms forever. That's also an option. She thinks it's a BAD option, but it's an option nonetheless.

>I wish I was a luxurious golem woman. Pic related.

>>11291486
Granted! You are reborn in a world with fantasy races, monster girls, magic, tech, and magitech, more like our world technically than it is different, but way more fun with sex and people being cuter.

You come to as a masterwork golem. You were made of gems turned into high quality elastomer (rubber, sex toy silicon, latex, etc). You are a golem, just a really fleshy one... and yes, unlike your pic you have holes. They have to be washed out like you would a sex toy, but they're VERY durable. Your hair is also prehensile, and you can even harden and regenerate to prevent harm to you, or someone else... but that's only good for denying truck kun in the modern age. You live in an age where golems have been recognized as a race with rights, even if you were technically crafted by an unknown artisan... but that's what makes your "rights" less meaningful than they may seem at first.

You are hard programmed to act cute. You're still yourself deep down, but you're compelled to walk in a girly, playful way, pout when upset, and most of all... obey orders. Speaking of, you have to follow a slightly modified set of the laws of robotics. You can't hurt people... unless they consent, or ask for something rough. And on that topic, you must obey other races to the best of your ability. This IS frowned upon by moral people, since it's used for bullying and teasing at best, and manipulation at worst, but DAMN does it feel blissful to follow an order... unless that order is super boring like "standing by". Luckily for you, being as naturally cute and charismatic as you are, you'll make good friends, and one order can override another. If someone asks you to have sex with them, a friend or good Samaritan can say "Don't do that" and that'll take priority. Thirdly, you must protect yourself... but you know the difference between kinky harm and "real" harm since you're so durable. What this ACTUALLY does is make you desire a master to take care of you and make you feel safe.

>>11292519
You'll almost certainly develop kinks for domination or servitude. In a twist of irony, ACTUAL jobs will be hard to land for you due to your traits. You're a walking sex toy who does what they're told to by anyone. Even as a cashier, someone could ask that you give them their food without paying. You'd have to if left unsupervised. If asked to do mundane tasks behind a screen, you'd slowly lose your mind.

You DO however make a GREAT maid. Maybe it'll be to a futa dragoness, maybe a gorgon who can't turn you to stone, since you're already a golem. Maybe you'll live with roommates in some fun group of mosnter girls/guys, or maybe you'll do all of the above, living with friends, and working for wealthy monsters. They DO love your gold accents... and no, you can't wear clothes. It'd be a crime to hide your craftsmanship.

Of course, as close of friends as you grow to these people, you'll still have to obey them. Some may prank you with it, or tease you by asking you to do humiliating things... "If you want", forcing you to reveal your kinks. Other times, they may forget that you must do as you're told. You might be playing Mario Party with a succubus futa who says "Ha! Suck my dick!"... only for you to have your lips around it by the time she realizes you HAVE to if she says it.

In all honesty, this "feature" of yours is probably a glitch. Most golems only answer to one master, but you don't know who made you, do you? You probably never will... so you're just forever in a sort of debug mode. Not that it doesn't make for mind bending sex... just remind your partners to wash you with warm water after. Ideally in the same bath...

>I wish I was some kinda cute shortstack futa

>I wish I was some kinda cute shortstack futa

Granted! Sometime in the future, you will wake up one day in the body of a cute shortstack futa. Now, that usually doesn't happen, and authorities were kinda a bitch about it, but you set your mind to it and commanded them to action; after all, all the biometric data they had of you stayed the same(except your height, but people grow, why can't they shrink as well?!), so ultimately it was recorded like a transition. It was a lot more problematic to explain to your immediate surroundings. Oh, maybe they were suspecting or "always knew" that you were "trans", but how do you explain to them that you didn't visit a doctor or so, but just made a wish online and randomly got it fulfilled? Even scientists dropped by, admiring your rack and your sword, and noting that if they didn't know any better, they'd have assumed you just were naturally born with them.
In the end, some people were more of a nuisance than you expected (as much as you could have expected this wish to come true), and some people you just don't talk to anymore. You had to leave your job. Some other people liked your new appearance. Actually, a lot of people did. A lot of things happened, and you now work as a construction manager. There was something compelling about a short person with a large bust cheerleading/managing large burly men that kept drawing people in.
No one of the strangers actually knew you were futa; they all assumed you were a woman. Your voice was adrygenous, though you liked to keep it slightly more girly, your hair extended to your shoulder (any longer and they weigh too much), and your breasts boobed around very prominently to the point it was hard for even women to stay focused on your face. Most people had to look down to look at you, and would see three ovals: Your face, and your two breasts. Stomping on the ground doesn't make them focus back on you, it just makes you look cute.

>>11292687
Your new job was surprisingly fulfilling, even if you often got tired and had to look for places to rest your breasts on. Most tables were the right size, maybe even slightly taller than needed, but it just helped get some air in the stuffy areas. Your breasts weigh a considerable amount, they are about as big as your face. It's a miracle that you don't have any back pain; perhaps forgotten about, or just not sexy enough to include in the wish package.
It took you a few years before realizing, but eventually you found something that WAS in the wish package as well — You are not just any cute shortstack futa, You are THE cute shortstack futa. Anything that people think what cute shortstacks are like, you are like. You are often way brattier, whinier, and more commanding than before, but in a cute way. You are extremely competent at managing people, but try to repair anything or even just run fast, and you are more likely to expose yourself in increasingly risqué ways. It is hard to narrow down, because you also changed so much in that timespan, and you would have dismissed such a thought if it were not for one thing...
Your dick. It's still growing. It's starting to grow so much that your tip can touch your nipple. It was also growing in girth, and people are starting to notice. At the same time, you start to get hornier. It was rare for you to pass a day without at least jilling yourself and rubbing one or two out. People grew increasingly aware of you potentially being futa, and you matched their expectations accordingly. After all, you are THE cute shortstack futa. Since you are THE cute shortstack futa... You must be horny like a futa.

>>11292689
What will you do in this situation? This is hard to tell, after all it hasn't happened yet. I have been informed though that lots of cumming is involved, cumming until your brain can barely get a grip on breathing properly. Whether that is from the burly men turning on you, you finding a domme who finds your bratty behavior cute, or by winning the adoration of everyone... That's up to you. I'm sure you can come up with a plan for it and set the right people on it with the right motivation.

>I wish for more meows in my meow life. Meow meow meow until even meow meows meow meowmeow.

>>11287277
Granted. Unfortunately for you, you have been turned into a giraffe girl. Bad news: you look ridiculous. Just like a giraffe, you have very long legs that make kneeling and lying down an outright chore; but unlike a giraffe, you have a human neck, so you can't just lower your head to ground level. You WILL have to slowly bend your limbs and lower yourself - and once you do, getting back up isn't easy. Needless to say, this might prove problematic during sex... But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Good news about your body: aside for the standard giraffe ears, horns and tail, you also got a giraffe's tongue, modified with a few hentai-ish modifications such as making it way longer than normal, significantly more dexterous and strong to the point that you could use it as an extra limb, and completely retractable. If you eat a girl out, you could "punch" your way through her cervix - which, as all hentai teach, would make sex much more intense.

Now, you might be asking: what about other people's reactions? Well, don't worry, because I provided an excellent cover. See, there's a new billionaire with a penchant for creating... let's say "peculiar" theme parks. Most adult-themed, of course. And there's a job offer available in his zoo, which full of people who have been transformed into beast-humans. Your job, should you accept it, would be to just stay in the enclosure during your shift... And that's pretty much it, really. You would have no rule against lewd behavior, but also no requirement either.

>>11293022
Mostly the spectacle would consist in a bunch of human-beast hybrids being put in one space and being given total permission to be as lewd as they want. Most of them would end up trying to imitate the instincts of their "animal", although obviously putting a lewd spin on it. Things like a pack of wolf-girls attacking a vulnerable deer-boy and proceeding to gangbang him; or a lion-woman trying to assault you and quickly ending up in an impromptu hoof fetish session, aka you effortlessly stomping her and pinning her down mid-jump. At least the job pays well, and the owner does put some funds into developing beastgirl-accessible furniture...

>I wish to be a chonky futa.

>>11292690
Granted, you now live on the Cat Planet, Planet of the Cats who live on the planet of the cats. The Cat Planet is populated by many cats: cat people, cat felines, and even cats, hanging around chillin' and doin' cat things such as chillin' on the Cat Planet and spinning in technicolor, and of course meowing. So much meowing. Which is normal, because the cat planet Cat Planet is populated by cats, who communicate by meowing like cats. But being around cats on a planet is not the only thing you can do on the Cat Planet. See, the Cat Planet is relateively small, but it's filled with underground tunnels and caves that go deep underground the Cat Planet, planet of the cats populated by cats. Just at a quick glance, there are underground jungles complete with lil' hidden groove clubs where cats dance and hang out; volcanic areas with lakes that go from "warm bath" to "explode in thousands of burning angel confetti"; and underground factories that very few, if any, cats on the planet know what they produce. But by God they are producing it.

...Aaaaaaaand honestly I'm getting kinda tired of the shtick, so I'm gonna explain things a bit more seriously. Even though the world you'll end up in isn't that serious.
As I mentioned, you got isekaied to a planet filled with cats, ranging from plain regular cats to catgirls and catboys and the occasional cat-buff-guy/gal-who-looks-like-a-tiger-monsterfolk. Being, well, cats, even the humanoid people aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the shed. They are simple people who have plenty of fun, but get distracted easily and often end up thinking very strange things. Yes, they communicate in meows. Yes, you can understand them just fine. But the world is pretty much in a costant cacophony of meows.
Speaking of the world, I already mentioned that it's a labyrinth of underground areas with various themes, often inexplicably nonsensical. The factory, for example, is just... there.

>>11293753
You better just accept it and go with the flow. The Cat Planet can be dangerous, don't get me wrong, but luckily you can't die here: any serious harm just results in you exploding into confetti, and then reforming somewhere else. Usually farther away from wherever you were trying to go.
Why would you want to go places? Well, for starters, you might end up getting rather bored if you remain in one place for too long - there really isn't much to do on Cat Planet other than hang around with the catfolk or eating some of the food that can be inexplicably foind around. Sure, you could fuck the catfolk... sometimes. They aren't constantly-horny bastards like most monsterfolk, they're a lot chill and lazy with a low sex drive.
Another reason why you might want to explore the Cat Planet is that I *did* left some treasures I encourage you to find. Like a laptop with interdimensional connections to Earth's Internet and an infinite battery, or a portal that would allow you to travel from Earth to Cat Planet and back, or a giant collection of "toys" both for cats and for sex. It's up to you, really.

>I wish to become this cybernetic futa centaur.

>>11293760
Granted! You now live in a cyberpunk world where body modifications serve perversion more than violence... but that very same perversion has become the new face of conflict. Instead of normal social castes, status is determined by who fucks who the most, or in some cases, who's the best fuck if they use their body to seduce people.

The enhancements are reportedly made by a horny AI turned god, giving people who enter bio pods changes the spirit of the machines see fit. Most people would say you were chosen to get a body as kitted out as this. Four arms, muscles, a big cock, huge tits, that tongue, four arms, tentacles, a sturdy equine body, and a MASSIVE mechanical cock that can let you fuck even mecha, since the machine god makes mecha fuckable (who wouldn't?). Your machine cock and balls, and even machine anus are just as sensitive as the real deal, and can soften/retract to let you get around faster, though you're not much of a speed demon as much as you are a tank and a bruiser...

If you want to be queen of this sexy cyberpunk future, you just have to make sure other the other cyborgs know their place under you, whether they also have monster girl/boy forms, or trade most of their bodies for giant sexy robot bodies. You're strong enough to outmuscle most robots around 5-7 meters tall. Anything bigger wouldn't be in a city. Organics stand no chance, and stay out of your way, often serving people like you or begrudgingly becoming modified into sex slave forms for masters in exchange for protection.

So you're basically unstoppable, right? Well... no. Witout that exosuit of yours... you're just an oversexed futa fucknugget. You can't fit in this thing with REAL arms or legs. Now to be fair, forcing your bio body away from the rest just isn't feasible in domination displays. It locks around you, and inside of you, tightly. Your horse ass and real ass are linked, your arms are connected to the frame, and your limb sockets lock in at multiple points.

>>11293965
What you DO have to worry about is routine maintenance. Your feuds will wear on you, and your body. You'll be like a sapient racehorse, terrified of what happens if you hurt a leg, since you need to be removed for repairs to be made. Otherwise, well, do you WANT to be attached to nerves that are exposed and worked on like computer wiring? That's enough to fry your brain.

The good news is that nobody but you can use your body, and the machine goddess made it so it can be called to you, and slip you back into it with its tentacles if it's in working order. It can SLOWLY repair itself over time, but you'll need people to repair it unless you become some cyber lamia or robo giantess's bitch after you lose a leg in a fight.

Mechanics are usually organics or weaker cyborgs, with light modifications that let them maneuver a workshop unimpeded... the very people you'd be able to push and order around with little to no effort in a working body. You'll never know WHICH mechanic will be available when you need one, which can make for some VERY fun karma if the cute girl you made ride your front cock while you held her against your stomach, parading her around the city... ended up being your mechanic for the day. Any attempt to make appointments ahead of time to avoid chance will fail for you.

They have to do their job in a reasonable timeframe, the machine goddess punishes those who do not, and you are safe from other doms in a garage, also a "law" from the machine goddess... but you aren't safe from those working on your body.

Going in for a repair is rolling a dice. Could be a cute neko boy who didn't like that mecha harpy you fucked, and is thankful, or it could be a curvy futa bombshell who you coerced to rim you earlier... who wants revenge. And here you are, helpless to stop her if she sits on your face, fucks you from behind, rides your cock...

This can lead to apologies, or even kinky rivalries, but you will ALWAYS have people out to fuck you.

>>11293975
You can get upgrades over time, like a second, smaller cock for smaller 'ganics, or a more capable tongue for your flesh nugget, but it's almost as if your centaur body is cursed. Even if you know, deep down, fucking or doming someone may come back to bite you... your cyber cock and balls are pulsing, and your libido is spiking.

Are you even in control when you HAVE your body, really, or is it corrupting you in some way deeper than just "power corrupts"? Who knows, the goddess works in mysterious ways! So take good care to keep it in good shape if you want to avoid the dice rolls of karma, ya hear?

>Speaking of, I wish I was a cute and/or sexy girl with kinky cyberware. Go wild.

>>11290651
Granted! Pardon my interpretation since it's hard to tell EXACTLY what's going on here, but I think what I will give you is more than related enough to e passable.

Whenever you are alone next, your flesh will mutate into a pile of sex parts and organs of various shapes and sizes. Lots of testicles, breasts, ovaries, as well as pussy mounts and even dicks. You'll quickly become an unrecognizable mass of spare flesh and cumming genitals... which, despite your lack of eyes once it's done, seem more than random, but almost intentionally specific...

By this point, your wish is concluded and you're CERTAINLY enjoying yourself... and, well, it's not like you can refuse what I'm about to propose. I like to recycle. Sure, I'll keep your body somewhere safe where no one can find it, make it immortal even, but you're STILL growing these sex parts, and it's not like you need ALL of them, right? And so many wishes I grant call for extra dicks, boobs, balls...

So congrats, you're now a source of fuckmeat if I ever need to alter someone. Dickgirl? Well it just so happens you grew the exact package I was looking for. Did I plan this? Pfft... well yeah, but what are you gonna do about it? Bigger, or extra breasts? You've got those. Another pussy for some taur tf? I'll just take this mound here...

Oh right, what happens to your mind now. I mean, your brain was transformed too, but this wish made you effectively immortal. Your main body doesn't follow any laws of biology to stay alive, so your consciousness and "soul" reside in the parts I'm using. You'll experience being the ass, pussy, package, boobs, etc of every cute girl or futa monstrosity someone wishes to become... but not all at once.

I don't know why, maybe it's your mind's way of keeping you "sane", but you'll experience each of these lives individually, sometimes out of order, sometimes even swapping from one, to another, and eventually, back where you left off in another life as some bimbo's puffy pussy.

>>11294059
Now I'm not COMPLETELY evil, I won't turn you into anything that'd be TOO unpleasant, you'll never be the ass of something that still has to use it for something other than sex, or any HARD turn offs for you, but if you could be turned on by the body I'm working on, I'll use you to make or alter it.

As you can imagine, being a sex organ is an existence of pure bliss. You'll gain a supernatural "sense" that's equivalent to limited sight, smell, taste, and hearing, but it'll be muffled by any underwear covering you (except smell and taste, which the underwear will overwhelm if well worn). If you're a pussy, you get to see the dildo being put in you. If you're a futa's package, you get to see her panties drop as her girlfriend/boyfriend bends over for her. If you're boobs, you might taste something that falls on your host's bust, maybe ice cream? Or feel her partner sucking on you...

It'll be rare for your mind to return to your main body, but it'll never stop making new parts. It's basically my flesh farm now. But... JUST being fuckmeat can be boring, so let's play a game. If you can remember this agreement, and keep track of time, you'll gain telepathy with who you're attached to 13 days after merging. They'll all react in different ways, and your voice may change to match the type of part you've become (A girly shaved package may sound cute, tomboy ass may sound boyish, big breasts motherly, etc). You can request better treatment, or at least, have them turn the TV on for you or something, but you can also tell them about the internet genie.

If they believe you, they may ATTEMPT to make a wish to reverse this, or make it easier on you... but do you want that, and will you remember to say that? It'll take a while to find someone who'd take your word for it, others would tease you for fun. I wonder how long your mind will last...

>I wish I was a big sexy venus bodied woman

>>11291449
Granted! You are now a young, cute acolyte of a mostly female druidic sect. You can look more like the boy from your pic if you'd like, you'd fit in more.

The sect is small and casual, and honestly, more like a harem, worshiping a minor fertility demigod with a centaur avatar who's too nice to say no, and frankly, a bit too horny for her own good... not that you all aren't. She's very sweet and motherly, a far cry from the energies of the purple woman in your pic, but perhaps it's that very energy that makes worshiping her body, and soft balls, that much more alluring. While she's very kind, if you can get her aroused you'll certainly draw out her more dominant energies. "Good boy..." and "Do a good job and mommy will sit on your face." will escape her normally shy lips. Her balls will be mesmerizing, with the sensations relating to them becoming addicting, AND those who worship them enjoy the benefits of supernatural health, and sometimes, nature related boons, such as becoming catgirl/boy with good reflexes and senses, being able to endure the elements naked, and more! Perhaps inhuman stamina and a knotted cock to better fuck your druidic sisters with...?

But sometimes your goddess gets carried away... At any time, if she is sufficiently excited, you may be absorbed into the objects of your worship and become sapient seed. The whole sect is playing with fire... but they know that, and that's part of what makes it so exciting. No one can predict when it happens, but when it does... there's only one way out.

Of course, your gentle hearted goddess will be mortified the first dozen or so times this happens, and still be concerned even when she gets used to it, but you, or the lucky sister, will be fine. She just needs to fuck someone, and you'll be reborn from them. Could be a willing sister, there's always one, or it could be another supernatural creature like a horny satyr girl or nymph. You'll be reborn either male, female, or futa.

>>11294155
The process is quick and painless, only taking a week or two, but whoever is "lucky" enough to be reborn will inherit the traits of the goddess and whoever she impregnated, slowly gaining black hair, hooved legs, antlers, freckles, etc, as well as traits from the other parent, such as a satyr's goat legs, a nymph's feminine charms, or a druidic sister's red hair.

You'd think everyone in the harem would start to look the same, but no, the rebirth is not random. People worship, PRAY to these balls, remember? Even if someone is in the process of being reborn from them...

The other girls in the druidic cult, perhaps a futa or cute boy among their ranks, will pray how the person being reborn will turn out. Their sex, their appearance, their height... If they liked that member as a dom, they may pray for them to return bigger and stronger with a futa cock. If they thought they were too inconsiderate with a penis, always cumming first, they might pray for them to be reborn a short, weak, curvy woman to learn what it's like. If someone is fun to tease, they'll probably just have fun with it, like having them be reborn a cuter femboy or some kind of teasable girl, like a short futa with HUGE assets.

YOU are the most likely to be absorbed while worshiping her balls, meaning even IF you have a good reputation as a dom or generous lover, people will fuck with your rebirth for fun since the next one won't be far away. You'll be teased a LOT... but look at it this way. You can worship your goddesses balls from the _inside_ until you're pumped into a new mother.

Oh, and if you're wondering if it's too late to back out... you'll never go back to worshipping anything other than your mother goddess's balls, and she'll always welcome you back. Perhaps in time you'll become her successor... but you have a LONG time before that's even a consideration, and FAR more rebirths to worry about.

>I wish to be involved in cute mother/daughter monster girl futa incest

>>11293025
Granted! You are also a monster girl, in a world where futa and monsterfolk exist... and yet, you still manage draw a lot of eyes. You're chonky, you're hung, you're adorable... and you're under 4 ft tall. You're also a harpy who has no hope of ever flying with her bodytype, and wings instead of arms so you'll need a lot of help doing stuff. You're lucky you're so cute...

Cute girls and guys alike will be willing to stay the night, fuck, and help you out in the morning. Any friends you have will be rewritten to exist as sexy monsterfolk in this world, still your friends, though their species, bodytype, and gender cannot be guaranteed to be the same. You're also downright adorable, so MAKING friends who'll help you out will be no problem at all.

Being adorable is as much a curse as it is a blessing though... sure people will take care of you, but you're prime teasing material. Your cock gets in the way a LOT and people who pick out your clothes might just pick... well you can see the pic attached, it's how you'll look after you ask someone if they can spare you any clothes. You can't exactly dress yourself, and you're in no position to be picky... oh, and that massive cock is REALLY fun to tease. People will hug you while fully aware of it, knowing a hug is enough to get you hard.

You'll earn the nickname "Chicken Nugget" for your build and harpy heritage, and once it sticks, you're stuck with it for life. It's a losing battle to try to save your dignity. Trying to reach high shelves alone usually ends up with you falling in some hilarious way, a lewd way if someone else is around to land on, playing hard to get will only leave you with an erection as big as you are, to which most partners will say "Ok" and pretend to ignore you, letting you simmer with your telltale cock so hard you can suck it standing up, knowing you'll crack and ask for sex, and walking... walking isn't something you're good at either. Your legs aren't made for long distances.

>>11294738
You'll get tired, and unless you want to end up a grilled nugget on a sidewalk, you'll have to be ready to swallow your pride and ask for people to give you piggy back rides.

Sexually, you're a goddess. Appearance wise, you're sexy and adorable. Your voice and quirks are lovable... but your build is one of the most inconvenient I've seen. Hope the sex is worth it, getting fucked and ridden are some of the few physical acts you're good at.

>I wish I was a stupidly sexy catgirl maid belonging to a futa mistress

>>11294072
Granted, you are now a big beautiful woman, way taller than average, with a Venus-like body, huge tits, ample child-bearing hips, a dumptruck ass, and a pair of thighs that could bend steel for some effort. If you want, we could add some middle-age-mother features like a generous quantity of body hair and musk... all made pleasant and auto-cleaning, of course. Every time anyone, regardless of sex or sexuality, sees you for the first time, the most common thought will be "Whoa mommy- I mean mommy- ffFUCK". In fact, you're just the right size to adorably pat the heads of anyone you come across, just to drive the point home.
What's that? You don't want to be a mother? Well, that's fine, because you're also blessed with selective fertility. Ranging from "barred desert" to "plenty of incestuous children who are very into you, figuratively and literally, no health issues involved".

...Right, the paw. Well, the paw is that you are Venus-bodied. The capital letter was intentional: you are, in fact, a stray cell taken from the body of the goddess Venus (who, as anyone knows, is a neverending orgy in the shape of a beautiful giantess). Due to your divine heritage, anyone around you will be infused with love... mostly romantic love. You know the drill: flowers, chocolate, dates, sickeningly sweet nicknames, gifts, serenades... the works. People will be much more likely to confess their love to others, to accept said love, and to form polyamorous relationships. After all, love is not a limited resource, but a bottomless well to share, right?
And, well, you DID ask to become sexy. Sexual arousal is likely to warp into romantic attraction, and from there your house will be swarmed in rose bushes and stacks of chocolate boxes. Anywhere you go, you'll probably have one or several admirers declaring their love for you, usually through compliments, sometimes through poetry. Privacy? What's that?

>I wish to become this fucknugget and have a loving owner.

>>11294164
Granted. You are now a futanari bunnygirl, just like your mother. You know the drill: you are mostly humanoid, with rabbit ears and tails, and possibly furred limbs if you want them. (You mother certainly has them - "to hug you better", as she'd say.) You also have the full package of a sizable penis, a vagina tucked behind the base of your scrotum, and a pair of melons on your chest.
Being a rabbit-girl, you have an absurdly high libido, to the point that you'll have to orgasm several times a day just to satisfy it, or else the buildup would make you go crazy. This would have a pretty huge impact on your everyday life, if it wasn't for the fact that it's a completely natural instinct for your species, and that you are built to handle it: you have the ability to relegate your lust in the "background" of your brain, for example by letting your body masturbate on autopilot while your mind remains fully lucid. Or you could use a sex toy to stimulate yourself 'till you cum, while you're still free to walk around and do things like buying groceries or working. Granted, fucking someone else is better than using toys or masturbating.

...Which is where your mother comes in. She too has the extreme rabbit lust, but she deals with it by super-bottoming, letting her daughters fuck her in every hole she has. Yes, daughterS, plural. What, you thought you'd be an only child? No no no, silly, rabbits have lots of children! Your mother has multiple bunnyfutas clinging on her body at all times, fucking her pussy, or butt, or cock, or nipples... Sometimes mouth, though she usually needs it for talking... And she's been training her navel and ears as well. Anything for her daughters <3...
Your mother is the kind that supports you a lot and is always available for a comforting word or a cheerful encouragement or an armpit job, although she does have a tendency to embarassingly talk to you in the same tone she used when you were a little rascal. Yes, even during sex.

>>11295902
Unfortunately, her futa nature means that she gets the female tendency to mollycoddle with the male tendency for dad jokes. That's not the monkey's paw, that's just part of the extremely common "parents will love but also embarass you" package.

No, the real paw is, as I already explained, your siblings. A dozen of them. Most of them being very attached to mommy, and have a tendency to fight for her attention - you know, standard slice-of-life sibling stuff, but viewed through the lens of super-horny monsterfolks. Unsurprisingly, most of these conflicts end in sex, ranging from "a physical fight devolving into mutual rape/hatesex", to "mommy swoops in and tries to make peace by letting the warring siblings fuck her".
Two things are certain: you'll surely never get bored. And given how much sex your mother has, your family will soon become even bigger...

>I wish to get smooshed by a huge BBW monstergal, like pic related.

>>11295648
Granted! However, you seem to be in an in between state...

You will have the ability to change "configuration" SOME, none will make you less of a fucknugget. Your owner can change "puffiness", "stretchiness", and if your mouth gets puffy enough, you'll lose your eyes to accommodate for that. Despite this, you are fully alive, somehow, and whatever sex you had has also been converted into a puffy fuckhole, whether it was a cock of pussy. If you had tits, you don't anymore. You DO self lubricate all holes, which is nice.

So let's go over what being this fucknugget is like. Your sight is limited. When you have eyes, you still have trouble seeing in front of you. Fittingly, you have more of a "prey" sightline. If your owner shifts your mass to be more like pic related, however, your eyes are covered up completely. As you may have noticed, you no longer have outer ears, picrelated is innacurate for this. Technically, you still have ear drums, but your rubbery flesh covers them, muffling sound. It's very hard to hear what's going on around you. You can hear if someone is talking in a loving, seductive, or teasing tone, but not always what they're saying. You'll need to relearn. You no longer need to breathe, but your mouth still has your olfactory senses, including some "scent". And yes, you can still wiggle and "wink" your holes, but with no eyelids you can't avert your gaze willingly, and with that O mouth you can't speak coherently (but you do have a tongue). So... you're pretty helpless and pathetic.

Doesn't help that your image doesn't portray size. You're the size of an onahole on the larger end, usable as a cocksleeve or pillow.

So what loving owner have I picked out for you in such a state? That's the fun part. If you have anyone you're in love with, they'll grow a cock, and become your owner, but never realize it's you, only ever loving you as a pet. If you are single, or simply prefer what I'm about to propose...

>>11296060
I'll find an alternate universe where you would have gone missing and died, and slip you in it after you went missing, but use this wish to spare your life. You will fuse with that alternate "you".

This version of you will have found a loving wife and had a kid with her, who will be an adult. Either a futa or a cute son, whichever would humiliate you more, because your own spawn will become your new, loving owner. Remember how I said that you fuse with this universe's you? That also means you'll feel the full force of the taboo, remember being their father, and still want what's best for them... and perhaps grow a less than wholesome affection for them in your helpless, sexually needy state.

Whether you have a son or futa, they will grow up to be quite the deviant, seeing you as a pet who enjoys sex, unaware that they're using their missing parent as their personal cock sleeve, among other things. When I say kinky, I mean kinky. They know you're intelligent and aware, but don't know what's going on in your head. They can only guess that you're horny... that's how it is with succplants, which also exist in this universe...

They may put you on a dresser with your eyes open, "letting" you watch as they have kinky sex, though in reality, you can't close your eyes, even if your son is a femboy pretending to be a dog for a futa or bigger man, or your futa daughter is forming an incestuous relationship with your former wife in your "absence", unknowingly fucking her in front of you, and mistaking the winking of your holes as wanting to be used in said sex, and unaware of the shame it'd cause you.

They may leave sex toys in you during the day, carry you around in a backpack as a "pet", or even train you in oral, helping you relearn how to "hear" things as they teach you commands like "Lick" and "Suck".

You MIGHT evolve into a more advanced fuck creature, like a succplant, or start to gain limbs or a tail, but you're just a pet to familiar faces now.

>>11294742
Granted! youre a buxom bombshell of a catgirl, your doughy tits teetering out of your bra at every moment while your long, dark hair grows fast enough it cant be kept shorter than ass length. sadly, even the externally perfect body rolls every bit of the genetic lottery indepedantly from its other features, and youre... tight. REALLY tight. your slit could barely take your thumb, and your ass is no different. Naturally, your mistress, being a futa, has a bigger dick than that. prepare to get that opening fruitlessly pounded and pounded and pounded.... before she gives up and uses your mouth like she always has to.

>I wish I had a beam that could turn any woman into a gyaru, with options on how much of a slut this turns her into

>>11296072
>I wish I was a cute gyaru girl who'd be spoiled and loved

>>11296095
>>11296096
hook up. now.

>>11296095
Granted! You can do a hand gesture to fire a gyaru beam, so long as it has enough charisma behind it. Finger guns if you're going for a cool dude vibe, a heart with your fingers if you want to look cute, finger horns if you like rock, etc. Have fun, but be warned that it flies straight, so you better be accurate. So long as it would intersect with a woman, it will turn them into a gyaru with alterations that you pick.

The type of beam you fire must be determined ahead of time, and cannot be changed once "loaded" into your gesture of choice until it's fired, and certainly not as you fire it. You can't hold onto it too long or else it'll misfire.

So, what CAN you do? In short, way more than you asked for, but to give you an idea... You can apply appearance traits of your choice, from makeup to piercings, and decide if they are natural or not. Yes, dick sucking lips that look silicon, makeup, dark skin, and blonde hair with pink highlights can all be "natural" on your target, never washing off. The carpet will even match the drapes if you do this, and tattoos and makeup cannot be removed. You could also make the appearance compulsory, so the target is compelled to keep tanning and wearing hair dye, or mix and match. You may pick the severity of the mental effects. By default, libido will be increased, and you will get a different accent or speech pattern, but it'll be random if you don't pick. Intelligence isn't inherently targeted, but you have options for that too, as well as what KIND of slut the target is. You can weave submissiveness into your beam, IQ reduction, naivity and affection for a clingy, puppy like gal, dominance for older women, promote hair growth if you're into that, decide if the beam grants fetishes like anal or makes the target attracted to women as well (to make out with in front of you), and even alter body types or make futa. It can do far more, this is just the surface.

It works on any woman... but not only women.

>>11296183
If you remember how your beam power works, it should be pretty clear that you can miss. Hit a guy with it, and they'll gain whatever traits you assigned, overwriting what the beam needs to. It'll USUALLY create dickgirls, but it can make futa if the change would need a pussy, or gender bend the target into a woman if something about the transformation was feminine enough... or do the opposite to a girl if you'd be into that. It's fickle. In addition, more than just humans can be effected. It won't always work on other things, but say you hit a sex doll with it. Gyaru sex doll. A tree? Now it's shaped like a curvy woman. A stray dog? Small chance of a gyaru dog girl. If it hits you? Well, you should know what happens already. All of the changes you decided before firing the beam are applied to you, even if it would make you too dumb or horny to effectively keep using the beam.

The beam is made of LIGHT, so mirrors and reflective surfaces can cause accidents, it's only as accurate as you are, and you just so happen to have TERRIBLE luck with it. You could hit a girl's earring only for it to bounce off and hit your friend, turning him into a dickgirl slut. It could hit a girl's glasses and reflect back at you, possibly turning you into the gyaru milf you intended her to be, futa or full on woman with a pussy if you defined the genitals enough for it to overwrite a dick, such as wanting a puffy or tighter pussy.

But because I'm nice... you'll get an additional modifier to your beam to edit. Duration. You can pick how long SOME of the changes last, but only half. The rest are permanent. If you're scared of missing, you can set mental changes to only last a week, but the target will keep most physical changes. And if you hit them with the same mental changes again? Only have can be temporary, and then only half of that... and so on.

By the way, if you go too long without using this power? It misfires on its own, using your horny subconscious to pick changes.

>>11296187
It also can't REMOVE changes. You're stuck forever making the world more Gyaru, slowly. Sure, you COULD die of old age and rid the world of this plague... or you could point it at yourself and make yourself a little sluttier if it means changing your age. Yes, it does work like that. It can even cure diseases and heal injuries.

The only rule is the end result is a gyaru of some kind, but it MUST grant a new change to the target, or alter a trait into something new, but slightly sluttier. This means if you keep targeting yourself, you'll slowly get sluttier, but it IS effective immortality, if you'd take it.

The beam takes a month to work on the same target again, and while you cannot REMOVE anything that wasn't temporary, you can CHANGE things about your subjects, so long as there's an equivalent exchange of sluttiness. You could change a venus bodytype into an hourglass, swap a dick out for a puffy pussy, make a futa only female by putting bush where the dick was, change hair from blonde to pink, make a hole loose instead of tight, etc.

This also works on mental changes, but it's weird. Dominant can swap with submissive, but dumb? That's hard to change, ESPECIALLY if you hit yourself with IQ reduction, but it can be done. One way is to grant a fetish that requires intelligence, such as bondage rigging, but that could still end in an "idiot savant" deal. I'll let you figure it out. Loyal could become bitchy, slutty could become tsundere...

But this is only slowing the clock. You'll keep firing these beams off, whether you want to or not, so enjoy the slow descent into debauchery.

>I wish I was a futanari dullahan

>>11296199
You've got firm but large tits, and a genuine horsecock between your legs. your pretty, almost aristocratic face could charm anyone, and whether you keep it long or short, your hair is silky and has a certain volume to it. girls swoon over you, guys can easily overlook the extra package when they catch your smile, and you could almost say youve never felt more comfortable with existence...
but, of course, things cant be so easy. your balls are a time bomb. one every three or so hours (mercifully not when youre sleeping... yet) youll be hit with a completely dire need to empty your nuts, and have all of about thirty seconds to do so. As if that wasn't a big enough headache, your cock is particular. a warm hole is a must. luckily, youre the one girl you know whos got a detachable head... but good luck enjoying the theater or strolling around the park when you suddenly have to give yourself an emergency blowjob. What happens if you miss your deadline? a backfire. 10 IQ points, gone in an instant, and a permanent increase in libido to boot. the bright side? your cum is just about the tastiest thing in the world, according to everyone who's partaken.

>I wish kindness grew women's breasts and meanness shrunk them

>>11296269
Granted, every time ANYONE in the world is kind, EVERY woman's breasts grow. It works the same way for meanness. Assuming kindness is generally more common than rudeness, well... you can guess what happens next ;)

>>11296793
Oops, I granted a wish but forgot to ask for one myself.

>I wish my cum grows women's boobs and ass whenever they touch/absorb/ingest it, and that every woman who sees me will know this and want to rape me. Also my cum is addictive so i'll get a lot of "return customers".

>>11296799
Granted! Just to make the desire greater, the effects are temporary, but even one session is enough to give women bimbo like proportions. A single orgasm is enough to give a small or average woman big boobs, and to give an already endowed woman tits of unnatural size, and anyone who's already record holding big will become /d/ levels of huge. This applies to the ass as well, and in equal measure. As a popular side effect, it will even convert silicon into real breast or ass mass for you to work with, with the drawback that it'll be lost if they don't return often enough.

A woman can go a week before a letter in her cup size changes, but the effects will wear off if she's sexually active... which tends to be common in your "clients" given how sexy they are. Luckily, while kidnapping and gang raping you is popular, there are rules so no one woman can keep you to herself, and they can't keep you because they'd get caught... but some women who use you you are cops and will cover up any "hearsay" from you.

You want cum that grows women's boobs and ass on contact and ingestion, huh? Well congrats, you're also a woman. A cute futanari with a naturally modest bust and ass, specifically, with a big package and a soft pussy, and yes, both pussy juice and semen count as cum. It shouldn't take much brainpower to figure out what this means. While it doesn't count as "cum" inside of you... if you get any of your own juices on you, whether you be playing with your new body, or from sex with another woman, you'll grow too. Not as much as a full orgasm, but it'll add up if you aren't careful. You also JUST so happen to be able to suck your own dick, which would instantly increase your size from modest to bombshell. If you keep doing this, or aren't careful how much you get on yourself, women won't even need to kidnap you, you'll be immobile.

As mentioned, the fastest way to undo this is sex, which is a win win for your clients... as long as THEY absorb most of it...

>>11296828
>I wish I was a sexy girl with tsundere tendencies in a relationship with a loving, but kinky dom who knows how to get past them, and tease me for them. Genie decides if they're a boy, woman, futa, etc.

>>11296799
Granted! now, naturally cum THAT powerful takes a lot of time for your balls to make, I mean, it's magic after all, so enjoy getting about one nut per month. of course, if you get raped before that month is over, or if you jerk off, youll let out a sad, watery little squirt that wont do anything except reset your clock, and of course the women of the world dont have telepathic knowledge of when youll be "ready" again, so be prepared for none of them to believe you when you hastily try to explain this as they yank your pants down for the third time this week.

>>11296096
Granted! You are a cute gyaru. You love flashy clothes with bright, often clashing colors. You're tan with bottle-blonde hair that's almost white. You have huge boobs that you love to show off and have a bouncy, bubbly personality. You give everyone a cute nickname and are generally well-liked.

Now the twist. I've been reading a lot of gyaru x otaku manga, so your twist is that you love nerdy guys. The nerdier the better. You're not nerdy yourself, in fact, you're fairly basic as far as your preferences go. But when you hear a guy go on an autistic rant about things like anime, video games, MTG, or Warhammer, you get super turned on. A skinny guy in glasses tells you about the order of the Fate series? You're going to feel tingles down below. He explains the plot of the Metal Gear series? You're getting wet. You're going to start touching yourself down below when he explains the tactics of his new commander deck. And if he starts summarizing the Horus Heresy to you, you're going to tackle him, rip off his pants, and pound that dick like it owes you money.

So, uh, are you free this Friday? Because I'd love to tell you about my new D&D campaign.

> I wish that women's breasts didn't cause them any pain or discomfort, no matter how big they get.

>>11297373
Granted! women's breasts now feel nothing at all! no discomfort, no chafing, not even heat or cold, totally numb. sadly, this means that their bodies have basically no control over the things! any woman who's ever started lactating is a dribbly mess for the rest of their lives, and in millions of reported cases, some women's bodies cant even tell if their tits went through puberty, so give them growth spurt after growth spurt in their unresponsive tits until theyre the size of yoga balls. worse yet is the fact that women basically cant even tell if theyre being groped unless they see it, and many women who arent even clumsy have accidentally given people on crowded buses or trains a faceful of mammary without even noticing. slutty types have taken advantage of this numbness to tattoo and pierce this region prodigiously, and with the inconvenience of managing the milk streams and bumping them into things, may women have begun a social movement to destigmatize having ones breasts open and exposed in public, as to more easily manage the unpredictable organs.

>>11296269
Eeeeh, I wanted to try my hand at granting this wish.

Granted! Every time a woman does an act of kindness, her breasts will grow bigger; and every time she commits a mean act, her breasts will shrink down. This is because every time women perform a good action, they will be rewarded with an influx of angelic magic - and everyone knows that magic is stored in the boob, at least for women in many fantasy hentais.

Anyway, the point is that the more kind a woman is, the more power she will receive - which she can then spend to perform miracles. Which can be... Well, pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, really. There's the normal angel stuff like absolving people of their sins, causing everyone (including themselves) to forgive them; there's the classic healing and fertility magic; and naturally, there are the devastating laser beams of holy light. But "miracles" has a pretty wide definition, so the woman can achieve any effect she desires... as long as she has enough magical energy, that is.
See, the more powerful the miracle requested, and the less "holy" it is, the more magical energy it will consume. This will naturally cause the woman's breasts to shrink. But remember what you asked? If the woman performs a miracle to help someone else, it would count as an act of kindness, which means a breast size increase; if she uses her power correctly, she might end up gaining more angelic power that she spends, causing her breasts to grow bigger and bigger.
By the way, no matter how big her breasts get, a woman will never suffer back pains or get stuck in doors or any such inconvenience. Again, thank the whole angelic-mumbo-jumbo stuff.

>>11297471
But, well, you know what they say: "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". And angels do fall. Okay, maybe the metaphor was a bit mangled. Anyway, my point is that, as a woman's breasts grows bigger, it will feel better and better; and the woman itself will be more and more tempted to use her magic for lewd purposes. And when a woman with lots of angelic power falls into temptation, she usually falls HARD, spending a ton of angelic energy all at once and causing a lot of collateral damage.

It's gonna be an interesting time, that's for sure. Lots of angelic women performing pious actions and becoming paragons of virtue, only to then fall and cause hellish messes that other angels will have to fix... Your life is not gonna be boring, that's for sure.

>>11293981
Granted!

Bad news: You were in a terrible accident, and your body was damaged beyond all use. Basically, the only part of your body to survive was your brain.

Good news: Prosthetic science has advanced to the point where you can have your whole body replaced with cyberware.

Bad news: You're poor as fuck, and good cyberware is expensive.

Good news: We found a body for you.

Bad news: It's used.

Good news: The body is of a sexy girl! You were planning to transition, right?

Bad news: Its former owner (may she rest in peace) was a stripper/prostitute. It's got all the crazy sex mods. Huge tits, huge ass, lubricated and vibrating pussy, anus, and throat, etc.

Good news: Sex is going to feel incredible now.

Bad news: Its wiring is going to make you addicted to sex. You're going to be constantly horny.

Good news: At least you can make a living from that.

Have fun!

>I wish I had better willpower.

>>11298143
Granted! You gain incredible willpower: once you have decided what you intend to do, you will do it, powering through obstacles without getting discouraged or demoralized. You can literally force your body and mind to keep marching even when you are exhausted. Fear, stress, distractions and similar issues can be simply ignored. You can even force your own body into a state of "hysterical strength", where you will operate at levels far higher than most people... and also higher than the safe limits for your body.
Incidentally, this new willpower also allows you to multitask in some way. For example, you could be watching galleries of porn art while listening to a YouTube video, and your willpower would allow you to focus on BOTH, allowing you to retain all the information from the video, enjoy the erotic art, *and* ignore any distraction from those two activities.

The obvious issue is that your willpower is "better" because it's stronger, as I described. But it's worse in a different aspect: see, since your willpower is so strong, you have become considerably more stubborn, with a tendency to over-fixate on whatever plan of action you already decided to pursue. Once you have made up your mind on something, it's not easy to make you change idea. And this will obviously end up backfiring on you sooner or later.

>I wish I was a futa who produces plenty of fluids that come already pre-packaged in condom balloons.

>>11296829
Granted. You get a sexy loving futa dom lover. She also has a phd in psychotherapy, and her idea of a good time is to get you tied up and punish you until you start opening up to her. She can tell when you're lying, and the "safe word" is telling the truth. By the end of a typical session you're crying, you've made a lot of emotional progress, and you're also sexually satisfied and stuffed full of her cum.

>I wish I had a cock that resized and reshaped itself to be the ideal size and shape for whomever my current lover is.

>>11298216
granted! except, whoops, the genie is feeling ROMANTIC today, so "current lover" has been stretched eeeever so slightly into "one true love." your cock gets a bit bigger, the proportions of the head and shaft change slightly... and it's now locked, for the rest of your life, into a shape apparently perfect for your mystery one-and-only out there in the world somewhere. Maybe, youll get lucky, meet her, and make her VERY happy in bed... or maybe, that cute girl you were hitting it off with will be too tight, too lose, or simply not juuust right in the bedroom and youll be cursed with knowing shes not The One, no matter how good things have been going.

>I wish women within 10 miles of me were always inundated with baby fever

>>11298289
Granted! Every woman within a ten mile radius of you who is at least 18 years old and has not yet reached menopause is in a constant state of wanting to have a baby. Even after giving birth they will only wait the minimum safe amount of time before trying to get pregnant again. So they will be having a baby every 10 months until they are too old to do it any more.

Because I'm a kind monkey's paw (at least to those who aren't making wishes on me), I'm going to make things easier for the subjects of your wish. All the women will suffer no health problems from giving birth. They will have sufficient emotional support from those around them. Things will work out so they have enough financial support for the tens of babies each one will have. Health care will be handled for them. They will have the energy to care for the gangs of children they're going to have to raise now. Their maternal instincts will rise so they will be loving mothers to all their children. I'll even make them wise enough to choose supporting partners.

Now the twist. Congrats! If you weren't a woman before, you are now! If you're over 18, I'm regressing it to 18. Since you are a woman within 10 miles of yourself, you've got the baby fever and always will. Don't worry, you'll find a good, supportive husband soon. Since any other woman can just move away from you but you can't, you're going to take the strongest brunt of your wish. I'm also going to give you late-onset menopause, so you're going to be fertile until you're sixty, giving you 42 years to have babies. Since you'll be getting pregnant every 10 months, that comes out to about 50 pregnancies! Your house is going to be packed to the rafters with babies and children. Don't worry, I know that isn't enough for you, so I'll make the chance of multiples ten times as likely for you! Isn't that great?

>>11298977
If any of your daughters or daughters-in-law are within 10 miles of you when they turn 18, they'll be affected, too! Expect to be a grandmother at 36, a great-grandmother at 54 (while you're still giving birth), a great-great-grandmother when 72 (while you've got kids in middle school), and a great-great-great grandmother when you're 90. You'll probably have thousands of descendants by then, so your family reunions will be huge! Your heart is just full of love, so you'll be the happiest woman in the world.

Your tits will say down to your knees from lactating for over four decades, but that's a small price to pay to live to see your thousands of great-great-grandchildren.

>I wish I weren't addicted to porn

>>11298982
Granted. You now have an app on your phone, computer, or other device. By default, this app will completely kill any desire for porn you might have. Note that I'm talking specifically about pornography, not in-person sexual attraction: so, for example, if you see a woman on the sidewalk you can still think that she's sexy and want to bone her, but if you saw that same woman on a video you would feel absolutely nothing.
The app also features an option to temporarily deactivate it. Said deactivation can last from one minute to one day, depending on your settings. The catch: as soon as you click the deactivation button, your desire for porn will return, but the app will disappear from your computer - and your memories. You will completely forget that you made this wish, or that you have a magic anti-porn-addiction app, and so on. Your memories will return only when the app activates again, even if you were right in the middle of watching a hentai movie.

Now you might be asking yourself: okay, that's not so bad. Well, I neglected to tell you about the _other_ thing the app does: replace your porn addiction with a hyperfixation on something else. And I'm talking "huge desire to buy merchandise of the thing and talk incessantly about it to everyone" fixation. Said fixation will be chosen at random, with a chance to change every time you use the temporary deactivation function. Right now it's a fixation on Bleach, because I'm feeling generous.
Now go along, I'm sure that you have websites of anime figurines and posters to check. For totally chaste reasons, obviously, since you would be under the effects of the app.

>I wish to be cuminflated.

>>11295904
Granted! You live in a world with monsterfolk, and you are now the property of a BBW. A big beautiful wyrm. She's a frost wyrm with an icy personality, but she's very fluffy and warm to the touch, perfect for cuddling, smothering, and smooshing. She can change her humanoid form to fit your preferences, and will so, and I quote, "He may appreciate my beauty, regardless of species", though she may not always get why humans find certain things hot. That's her butt. Do you like butts? Do humans sniff them like dogs? Breasts? But those are for infants... how odd...

However, you ARE her property. It's rare for someone to just up and give away their rights like that- well it's actually shockingly common, especially for men to give themselves to sexy monster girls. But for HER it's rare due to her cold nature. Since you were free, she had no reason to say no, and naturally... a dragon sits on their hoard to protect it. Luckily for you, she knows magic. Primarily, this keeps you alive, your bones uncrushed, and keeps you from suffocating. It can also alter you should you doubt your own beauty, since her hoard should only have the most beautiful things in it (she may shapeshift you)... but if you abuse this power of hers she may just twist what you ask for and leave you, say, with boobs or a dick too big to move with, and refuse to humor any requests after, silencing you by sitting on you if she has to.

She will also refuse to clean you of her smell, scoffing and saying it's "So others know you're mine" if you ask her why.

She's wife material, I promise... the paw is that it's up to you to find it. She smooshes you via sitting on you, but doesn't get "romance" or human sexual preferences. Her true form is that of a big fluffy dragon. It's up to you to teach her about oral when she sits on you, showing her how good it feels to be licked down there, worship her body, or maybe she'll shrink JUST enough for you to have sex (but she'll usually top)

>>11299126
You'll also have to thaw her icy heart, doing things for her without expecting anything in return, treating her like a lady, etc. Deep down, she's very protective and motherly, and has room to learn new hobbies or passions that you can share with her.

But if you're just a freak who licks her ass when she sits on you, that's all you will be. She might even curse you to be a butt plug or clothing when she goes out, since you like to be up against her so much... still technically completing the wish...

>I wish I was a cute futa who lived with two other futa FWBs, allowing for very fun group sex

>>11298180
Granted! I couldn't settle on just one way this would occur, so the way the fluids end up in a balloon are going to be somewhat random, but as a rule of thumb? If it's a sexual fluid that comes from your body, other than lubrication, it will leave your body in a colorful, but 100% biodegradable condom balloon. To have mercy and cut down on waste, literally, you no longer produce waste. Don't think about it too hard.

You are a voluptuous futanari woman with assets on the verge of making you too big to function, but not QUITE there yet. The details of your appearance are up to you, but you will have a cock, balls, and pussy... as well as fuckable breasts. This is important, actually. You are also hyper productive, of course. You lactate, cum buckets, and have a short refractory time.

So let's go over a few scenarios. You cum from your cock. One of your magic disposable condoms may form around it, and contain your entire hyper load, tying itself off as SOON as it detaches from your penis. The same can happen with femcum if you squirt, but it'll be more like a film over your pussy... but that's not the only way it can happen. If you have enough orgasms from your pussy, enough to produce enough juices, you'll grow pregnant with a balloon full of it, OR multiple smaller balloons full of it, which will be VERY durable, so don't think you can pop them until they're out. You lay egg balloons if you cum enough, basically.

And breast milk? Remember how I said they're fuckable? Well, that hole goes both ways. Your tits will either form a film over them when you lactate, becoming milk filled balloons as you fill them, or each boob may "give birth" to bags of milk in a strange and intense, but shockingly pleasurable experience. Hell, you even have a small chance to push the balloons out of your dick if they'd fit.

Naturally, you'll gravitate towards sex work, and this unique "property" of your body will give you some niche work.

>>11299156
On one hand, you are always protected, so people can just fuck you without worrying. Even your pussy, it takes two to tango so getting fucked will just result in you getting "pregnant" with a balloon mixed with your partner's cum and your own pussy juice.

The downside of this is that cumming inside people is VERY surprising for the other party. Instead of a normal filling, you'll inflate a balloon inside of them, every time, even if you didn't have one on your dick when you went into them. You can leave partners bloated with your balloons, kinda like you get at times...

Now I dunno what it is, but for some reason you'll become super popular if you pursue sex work, with your fluids becoming a hot commodity. So much so, that you can't afford NOT to sell them. The problem is you have to agree to quotas ahead of time, and a LOT of people have seen your porn and want your milk and cum...

You produce more than normal, sure... but the demands of your fans will push even YOU to your limits. I'm talking non stop jerking off while laying condom eggs as you get milked when the deadline approaches. If you're smart you'll request a scene be made from it, but you're basically a glorified farm hen.

At the very least, self pleasure is super easy to clean up after for you, and "water" balloon fights are now a fun, sexual act for you and your fuckbuddies.

>I wish I was a cute latina with a super sexy body

>>11298988
Granted! You are now a cute girl who lives in an alternate world with more cute guys, girls, and futa, with monster girls and stuff to make it fun.

You are blessed and cursed to give any partner you have an abundance of cum, and may give female partners dicks if they are sufficiently aroused. You WILL be cumflated, it's inevitable. Even if you try to avoid it, ridiculous circumstances that you'd only see in a hentai will conspire against you, often putting you in predicaments outside of your control to see it happen, like being kidnapped by a horny centaur... but if you look for partners yourself you'll have more control over how you get filled.

You have the anatomy of, well... a balloon. Cum WILL find a place to go, even if wombs and bellies don't work like that. Your tits may even get bigger and start to lactate. Hell, it might go to your thighs. You won't get pregnant unless you want to, as another mercy, but that's where mercies end, and the fun begins.

Your body doesn't easily RELEASE cum once it's inside of you. Your holes are like one way valves. A single cumshot from a partner will last much longer than usual and leave you looking like you're in the early stages of a pregnancy... but you'll be stuck like that, with a belly bulge of warm cum. Another cumshot, and you bloat more, and more, but a single partner can't just keep doing this forever. Eventually, you'll be left bloated like a balloon while both of you are too tired to keep fucking. You're GREAT for cuddles though, super warm and squishy, bonus points if the cumflation made you lactate.

To empty yourself, you must reach a cum threshold. Once you reach it, your holes open again and your body contracts, squeezing all of those fluids out like, well... a deflating balloon. So, what is this threshold? How big do you have to be? How do you know how much cum you need? That's the fun part! You don't. It's random every time.

>>11299190
It could be an amount small enough that a monstrous partner like a satyr dickgirl could fill you enough to make you empty yourself that same night, letting you two get rest after your cumflation reaches it's zenith... or it could be an amount that'll take multiple nights of virile partners to achieve. Naturally, if you underestimate how much it'll take, and take enough in one night, that'll leave you bloated and full of cum in the following day, for your everyday life. You'll have to walk around like that, ride the buss like that, etc. It's not SO bad if it's enough to pass off as being newly pregnant, but if you're immobile that's a problem. You might have to stay with friends... and good luck holding down a job that isn't porn. Your friends WILL come up with a good way to make money for you. Streaming your cumflation with bets on how much you can take. Just be ready to carry that weight, it might be a while until your holes let you empty yourself... and when you do, it's as messy and intense as it sounds.

>I wish I was a futa or dickgirl witch who could make sexy animated dolls

>>11299194
Granted!

You are now a futanari witch with a mastery in all forms of living dollcraft! Though of course specializing in all the sexy and Erotic sorts!
You can shape and reshape your dolls at a whim, granting bodies and features however you wish!
Girl dolls, boy dolls, futa dolls, dolls with with wings and horns and all sorts of cute and kinky things! Make them any size and shape you wish, with proportions however you please from lanky and androgynous to densely packed short stacks, even as big and round as you could ever imagine!
You're free to shape there personalities as well, make them quaint and womanly, bold a heroic, shy and servile, or as completly nymphomanical as you could ever dream of! Make them love you, probably don't make them hate you, make them desperate to serve and please you, or living idols that will drain you of your praise and more!
And of course, make as many as you want!

Though there is a small problem that arises as you make more of them...
They start to become autonomous, the more you have the more independent they become, and this isn't just in their personalities shifting to be more individual no, they gain control over their bodies and personalities too, give themselves new features, take old ones away, even change what all their bits can do and how fast they do it...
And given their inherently erotic nature, they're very prone towards increasingly abstract sexual choices.
For example, if you make a full maid staff, you might find the head maid you started with playing gently with her nipples through her dress, if you make more following that, you'll learn she's been serving you and the staff her very own milk, too many more after that and she'll triple the size of her breasts, and add milk to your tea straight from her now inverted nipples.

Checking in on them individually will allow you to "correct their code" and bring them back to how you made them but that will only last a few weeks.

>>11299765
A few weeks of normalcy before their back to reshaping themselves around in a completely new though no less lewd way.
The longer you go without correcting them, the lewder they'll get.
A handmaid might grow herself a hyper pussy, another might turn her breasts into testicles, a third might get herself pregnant and turn into a walking egg factory.
It's entirely random whatever they do end up into, though they'll usually avoid things that you'll find particularly upsetting.

>I wish for an alcoholic cougar futa girlfriend

>>11299771
Granted! A... mature... woman, who has evaded all questions about her age has taken you under her wing. she's pretty clingy and hits the bottle worryingly often, but in bed, she's... um... she's... uh oh. You know, it happens to lots of futa, you know... drinking too much is a known cause... yeah, she can't get it up at all. terminal ED. once a week or so her overactive balls wet her panties with spunk while shes asleep, to her immense embarrassment, and that's about the best she can do. Naturally, this means she turns from an obviously lonely but cocky and dominant woman by day, to a blubbering, humiliated girlfailure in bed. After a few weeks with you, she's even showing hints of baby fever before her last eggs leave the scene. Looks like youre on top every night, anon.

>I wish any actions girls did to look prettier beyond basic hygiene also sapped their intelligence, and that no one but me ever realized this was the case

>>11299771
Just for fun...

Granted! You now have an older woman as a GF who is an alcoholic, and a cougar. Oh, wait, that's a human slang for- oh my bad, she's that too. She's just a werecat too I guess.

Her lycan metabolism means alcohol doesn't slow her down in bed, but it DOES impair her inhibitions. She's a really sweet woman, downright motherly. I'm talking "Will groom your hair with her tongue during aftercare" motherly. She's just addicted to the buzz booze gives her, which lowers her inhibitions and elicits sluttier behavior from her, like walking around naked, feigning helplessness, or groping you, as you'd expect. She'll even sneak drinks in public. You can call her out on it, and if she's not drunk yet, her kind heart may overpower her addiction, allowing you to spend time with a less drunk GF...

...But then there's her condition. Most of the time she's a catgirl. On nights nearing the full moon though? She gets more cougar traits. She'll become more dominant, aggressive, and start to gain more feline features, like fur, fangs, and she may even walk on all fours on the full moon, her legs adjusting to be beast-like while her torso remains humanoid. She'll also go into heat.

You ever wonder how she got addicted to alcohol? It's because it helped her with her lycanthropy. If she gets drunk when she'd normally become a feral futa, looking to rape whoever she can, she'll instead start to act like a housecat.

You can choose to help her with her addiction and deal with her lycanthropy, or allow her to drink as she does and deal with her lack of inhibitions when she's closer to human. Maybe there's some in between, but if there's booze in the house you can't keep her from it, and if there isn't, you won't be able to tame the beast.

Good luck.

>I wish that dating apps allowed for modifications to make both parties happy

>>11299159
Granted! You are a cute latina with a sexy body. You have a hispanic accent, have a fiery temper, and love to dance.

For the twist, I'm giving you the Shakira "hips don't lie" curse. Every time you are dishonest, your hips and ass get bigger. Now, you might think "what's so bad about having a bigger ass?" Well, it's going to apply to EVERY time you are dishonest. Not just the big lies, but every little white lie will add to it. Also, internet piracy counts as dishonesty. So every show you stream without paying for, every pirated manga on mangadex, every pirated hentai on nhentai or 4chan, hell, every pirated short clip of a show on tiktok or youtube shorts that you watch is going to add to your prodigious hips and ass.

I hope it's worth it, being completely honest and living without pirated music or... aw, who are we kidding? You're not going to live without your free internet porn or anime. You're going to keep at it, and your ass and hips are going to get bigger and bigger. Until you have to go sideways through every doorway. Until your ass weighs 600 lbs by itself and you can barely move.

But hey, you're a sexy latina, just like you always wanted to be.

>I wish I got paid $100 usd every time I masturbated

>>11299933
Granted, but exercising temporarily makes men dumber too. After a hard workout session a man becomes a drooling, horny idiot.

>I wish I was a heterosexual male JRPG protagonist.

>>11300639
Granted! You become a protagonist of a JRPG that aligns with your tastes, though since you used a Final Fantasy pic, let's use that as a baseline. Expect stuff like frog girl TF, questionable materia or items that only show lewd side effects after you equip them, lewd spells and effects like "soul swap" or "infectious charm", which can get VERY interesting if you have a blue mage, and cute girl party members. Also, monster girl summons and sexy bad ends if you lose a fight, like reverse rape or ending up a villianess's concubines. However, you'll EVENTUALLY get a "Retry?" option if the bad end doesn't have a way out. No, having a party member with a permanent curse isn't a game over. You having one, such as becoming a cute chocobo harpy boy, isn't either. You can go on quests to fix them, but no guarantees on how they go.

So, who are you? That gun blade made me tempted to curse you to be a chuuni, but I had a much more fun idea. You'll be a starry eyed youth protagonist instead, basically the opposite. You'll be cute instead of hot, easy to tease, and lack any real intimidation factor, even if you know super strong skills. Your party, on the other hand, will all be women who are taller, stronger, older... your Tifas, your Ysolda's, etc, and they will tease you more than you flirt with them. You will ONLY get female party members, and your harem will quickly turn on you in a very amusing way.

Oh, right, so eventually you'll beat whatever insane story you're in. That's ok. You and your girlfriends will reincarnate for the next game, as different characters with different bodies, but you'll keep some memories, unlocking more as you progress... usually when something similar to a previous misadventure happens, like remembering the last time all party members had everything unequipped (including clothes).

You'll never get better at handling teasing, but your party doesn't mind...

>I wish I was some sort of /d/ monster girl. Be as creative as you want genie

>>11300558
Granted! I have signed you into a contract where your masturbation will be filmed and distributed across the internet, and you will be paid 100 USD per orgasm from masturbation. You will always be recorded, and have a bio chip in you that keeps you from cheating this contract, so you WILL always get 100 USD when you masturbate.

...Which is honestly pretty cheap compensation given what you're signed up for. The world now has cutting edge body modification technology. Body parts can be changed, replaced, sculpted, really. There are even over the counter drugs for slower changes. You were accepted for a series documenting adjusting to transformations, and learning to masturbate with new bodies, whether they make it easier, or harder. You could end up with a body like pic related, able to literally fuck yourself, or you could end up a cute amputee futa with nubs, who has to figure out a way to touch her penis, or grind her pussy against something enough to get off.

You have no control over the changes made to you, your fans do. Every couple weeks, a poll goes up letting people decide what change happens to you, such as
>Remove anons arms
>Make anon look like a futa from the porn they watch
>Give anon a second dick
With the second being branching paths, such as removing legs if it was the amputee path, fully changing sex and giving your your own dick as a dildo, OR oversexualizing your body, or slowly turning you into a monster with a ton of sex organs if they started by giving you a second dick.

These paths can cross, such as leaving you without arms to touch yourself with once you're sufficiently oversexed, giving you tits to hinder you if you're a futa amputee crawling on nubs, or even playing with toys instead of making further changes, such as putting your dick in a cage and putting dildos around so you have to masturbate a different way.

All changes will be swift and painless, you'll just wake up with them. Pretty indignant, but $100 is $100...

>>11300732
>I wish I was a cute, cuddly milf packing a cock and balls. Genie decides if I'm a dickgirl or full package futa.

>>11300654
>I wish I was some sort of /d/ monster girl. Be as creative as you want genie
Granted. You're a gorgon, like medusa. The catch is that instead of turning people into stone you turn them into lewd parodies of themselves. Bimbos, studs, cheerleaders, cops, nuns, nurses, firefighters, etc. One glance is all it takes to give them a new lease on life.

>>11300900
...So what if I look in a mirror?

>>11300928
No matter how slutty you get you can always get a little sluttier.

>>11300301
Granted. The way it works is that dating apps allow you to not only transform your partner in any way you want (provided that you have enough points - more on that later), but also will retroactively alter everyone's memories so that they will believe that the victim had always been this way. So if, for example, you transform your GF into a fucknugget, everyone including herself will believe that they have always been a fucknugget; and the government might even start giving her a disability check because after all, she IS a quadruple amputee. The only person who remembers the old timeline is the same person who caused the changes - in this case, you.

Now let's talk about the point system. Whenever you modify your date, you will spend a certain amount of points, while your date will gain an equal amount of points. When you first sign up with a dating app, you will get a one-time free gift of 500 points - but keep in mind that your point score is shared across ALL dating apps, so if you sign up for three dating apps, you only get your starting 500p once and that's it. The major difference between different apps is that each tends to favor specific fetishes, and therefore has different user bases and different prices for certain transformations.

Now, you might complain that 500 points might be too little, and in fact it usually is. But remember what I said earlier? Every time you transform your date, you lose points but they gain them... And if your date transforms YOU, you get your points back. So you could just transform each other over and over and over until you eventually get the result you want.
There's only one slight problem. Remember what I said earlier? When someone uses a dating app to transform you, only they will remember the change; you will not.

>>11301236
The happ doesn't record what transformations you caused or you were subjected to. So, if you get transformed in any way? You will not notice unless you happen to look at your point total and wonder how the hell you got a million points if you were never transformed. After all, you were BORN a humanpede with a dozen torsos and twice as many cocks, right? So if you haven't been ever transformed, you should have only the starting 500 points... Oh, wait.

Now, I'm gonna be fair and say that you start out NOT subscribed to any dating app. This means that you start out as a perfectly normal human being, your memories will be intact, and nobody can transform you (remember, a TF dating app only works on your date who is subscribed to that same app). Quite a few of your relatives, however...

>I wish for short cuddleable futas like pic related.

>>11300736
Granted - for the record, you have a full package. You are a motherly woman with a generous amout of meaty curves on your bones. Your peculiar body composition allows you to walk around completely naked without any issues caused by temperature or the weather.. Which is kinda of a necessity, given your bigger-than-normal proportions and your generous ballsack. People will not complain if you go around naked. You're also always clean and smell a mixture of "mommy smell" and masculine musk that, somehow, people always think smells good.
The reason why I'm giving you these boons is that this way, you will always be available for naked cuddles. People will always be receptive to your hugs; and with a bit of prodding and flirting, you can convince them to undress themselves and join you in a cuddling session, where they will idly grope your body and bask in your smell, maybe even doing things like suckling your nipples. Maybe you'll end up with a gal sleeping on top of your body while you put your girthy yet soft cock inside her ass, while a cute boy instead ended up smooshed underneath you, his face buried in your ass... Not that he complains. He can't suffocate anyway.

But all this cuddliness comes at a cost. See, you used to be a relatively normal MILF, without a cock; but the blessing of soft cuddles also comes at the risk of people relaxing themselves so much, that they end up sinking inside your body. If you notice in time, you can pull them out just fine; but if they sink completely, they will end up being fused with you. This will result in your body changing in some way, adopting one or more of their sexual characteristics. Absorb a man? Maybe you'll get an additional penis (it's how you first got your futacock), or your already-existing ballsack will grow bigger, or maybe you'll grow a bit taller. There is no upper limit to how big you can grow.

>>11301250
In theory, the person you fully absorbed can get out whenever they want. In practice, however, many simply don't want to; they want to cuddle in mommy's softness forever, only vaguely aware of what happens "outside".

Any children you conceive will have an inferior version of your same power. They will still be capable of absorbing people, although much less likely to do so; viceversa, they will be much less likely to BE absorbed by you, although there is still a risk. And naturally, they will love and "love" mommy very much...

Damn, I wanted to ask for a similar wish. Ah well, I will wait for the next thread. In the meantime:
>I wish to get some goddamn rest whenever and wherever I want.

>>11301255
Granted! You are something of a Cognition Witch-- your subconscious desires tend to happen unless you specifically control them. Unfortunately, your awakening as a witch was very recent-- too recent for you to exercise that control in any significant way while awake besides giving yourself other things to want-- but unfortunately you are very, very good at casting sleep spells. If you even think about how much you'd like to be in bed, you're liable to literally fall asleep instantly, to hell with what you were doing. Which is rather a problem, given as the mind is much more creative and forceful while asleep, unbound by reality's ties...
Effectively, every time you sleep, you'll have hyper-vivid dreams that lash out with wild magic and reshape an area around you to it's image. Since I'm nice, your nightmares will just turn into bound summons, but any lustful dreams will typically lure or transform viable targets into people to wake up next to. Or transform you, if you dream about stuff like that. You'll often have to wait until you next fall asleep to undo all of these things-- if you think about something hard enough, you'll almost certainly dream of it, and your spells are much more powerful when cast from behind shut eyes. If you can actually dream about the effects reversing instead of getting worse, anyways.
>I wish cursed items were easily encountered, and that they'd turn you into hypersexualized monstergirls like picrel if left untreated.

>>11301407
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>>11299128
Wish bump

>>11301238
Granted! But by short... they're as ridiculously short as they are endowed. Less than half the height of a person, the size of a large onahole ,and stretchy like one so they can take other partners and even each other. They are all adorable and suffer no health problems from their anatony, even boasting supernatural durability. You can sit on them, squish them, grab and fuck them... they're basically fairies.

In society they're viewed as cute and pet like, despite having human rights. I mean, yeah, TECHNICALLY you can't just grab one and take her home as she pouts, but who's gonna stop you? It's also 100% legal to tease them, and yes, their cocks are usually uncovered due to the inability to cover them. It wouldn't be hard to get a net and catch a bunch to cuddle with, being in a net with other futa will probably get them horny enough to go with it, and that's when they AREN'T approaching you first.

...So where'd they come from? Well, you'll probably notice a few people you knew OF missing, and see a few cute futa who look like them if you look close enough... remember how I said they're like fairies? I mean that in the sense of "they're bastards" too. It's a curse. Anyone affected by it becomes the adorable, ridiculous short futas who are good for little more than being sapient sex toys, "pets", and cuddle toys, and misery, or in this case shame, loves company.

Now you aren't GUARANTEED to be affected by the curse. That only happens to, say... someone who'd bring a bunch into their bedroom or sleep with them routinely, acting as if this is all new to them... They'd get swarmed by tricky futa imps looking to take advantage of that ignorance make them into a new sister.

Oh, and you won't know about the "curse" thing until a week after this wish comes true, and if you WOULD indulge in shortfuta cuddle shenanigans that first week...

...I can think of worse fates.

>I wish I was a cute girl who could turn into an adorable femboy, like reverse Ranma 1/2

>>11301766
Granted. You are naturally a petite, tight, and incredibly cute high school girl. Like Ranma 1/2, you have an activation that turns you into an equally beautiful femboy that barely differs from your girl form, the most significant change being your extremely well-endowed, girthy cock.

Your activation stimulus? Turning into a femboy is simple: get splashed by hot water. But to turn back into a girl is a little more difficult: get bukkake'd by 2 liters of fresh spunk (half a gallon). That means that you can't just save jizz - it has to be at most a 24 hours old.

On top of your "cum-drowned femboy" curse, you have been betrothed to the handsome and manly young heir of a major business conglomerate. The arranged marriage is bound by an iron-clad contract. You aren't getting out of it.

His body is fantastic. He's built like an olympic athlete. His face is used for male modeling magazines. His dick is bigger than yours and his cum even perpetually tastes/smells like pineapple. But, he is incredibly traditional, old-fashioned, and prudish. He will only give you vanilla missionary sex when you're a girl. At least his dick is great.

He is absolutely grossed out by your femboy form. He cannot stand you in it. He basically is hovering over you 24/7 so you cannot turn into a femboy. But when you are one, he cannot get hard to turn you back.

So what does he do? He has an elite security staff on call that he has forced to sign NDAs. When you are a femboy, he arranges for a 24-hour fuckfest with you and them. And they are up for any kinks you like. It's awesome. It's basically a game for you to get spilled with hot water without your fiance noticing so you can go have an amazing gangbang. Pretty fun, desu.

>I wish I was isekai'd as a beautiful girl with the cheat ability to turn weakened monsters into buttplugs that grant me their power.

>>11301407
>>11301410

Granted! Magic items are common enough that you'll always know someone who's been affected by one, if that someone isn't you. Any clinic or hospital worth it's ten cents will have a demagicifier on premises, and it's one of the more commonly used machines. There are no lasting effects of magicification if treated quickly, and treatment is easy, but it's much more interesting what happens if you aren't treated, isn't it?

To give some information here, magic items often take the form of something mundane, and aren't really discernible to the naked eye. They can materialize anywhere, and you rarely know right away when you've been exposed. Within the first few hours you'll start to notice some bodily effects. Namely, a rather pleasant tingling in the chest and genital area. It's not uncommon at all for the affected to masturbate one or two or ten times before seeking treatment, and this is fine since it's safe and pleasurable.

The "danger" begins if you go to sleep. Since the body's defences to magic are lowered during sleep, the condition accelerates rapidly when the affected is unconscious.Interestingly, both men and women are affected in a similar way here. A common end state after the first sleep is to end highly feminine, with sizable breasts, a fairy fairly impressive penis, similarly impressive testicles, and a tight pussy tucked away behind the two. All this is to compliment a nicely feminine physique and beautiful long hair, regardless of one's starting gender. From this point on, changes are irreversible. All that can be done is preventing the condition from advancing further.

But what if we don't stop it? Well, with subsequent sleeps, your features will only grow more and more extreme. Your genitals will grow until they become unmanageable, and they'll get quite sensitive too. Expect to orgasm from practically anything. That said, that's not even the worst part. (cont.)

>>11302290
After some time, inhuman features will begin to manifest themselves on your body. Horns! Equine legs! Tails! Fur! Slitted eyes! Paws! Udders! Very quickly, you'll appear less and less human. Before long, you'll have gone full taur or lamia or insect or maybe anthro if you're lucky. Keep in mind that while this is going on your huge cock, balls, and tits are still growing. They don't stop growing for a long while after your mongirl transformation in complete, not until they are completely unmanageable.

Interestingly enough, you don't go full animal. I guess there's some inherent "humanness" within us all that the magic can't defeat, so you still retain some human characteristics. At the very least, you'll still have a human face and probably an upper body as well.

Hey, at least you're hot as fuck. To the right kind of person, anyway.

>>11302294
>I wish that if I ask her nicely, any girl will help me get a load or two off, entirely out of the kindness of their own hearts.

>>11302298
Granted! Just so you know, "girl" here means any woman of age. Just ask them for help, and they will give you at least a couple of orgasms. Now, HOW they're gonna make you cum, that's entirely up to their discretion. On one hand, they'll be kind enough to not do anything you would hate like, say, surprise strap-on buttsex; on the other hand, you must accept that kindness has limits, so you might have to settle on a quick thighjob or handjob because there is no time for the surprise strap-on buttsex you were actually expecting.
One important thing that should be noted is that you CAN ask girls in public. Nobody, including the girls themselves, will bat an eye at the request - in fact, most bystanders will not even notice the sexual act, or the conspicuous cum stain on a girl's clothes that she's gonna keep all day until she returns home to her washing machine.
So, in short: getting a girl to make you get off a load will not be a problem.

The load itself will be the problem. See, you have the penis equivalent of a Super Shotgun: big, girthy, and ready to cause a huge splatter of organic goo every time it's "fired". The size of your orgasms tend to be semi-random: at the bare minimum, one load is enough to fill a standard bathroom sink for a quarter, while the maximum would be enough to comfortably impregnate an entire pool. As long as you keep yourself somewhat moderate, your orgasms will remain on the smaller side, and you'll "just" have to deal with the possible stains and smell of cum that you might end up having. If instead decide to get greedy and get plenty of orgasms? Well, you might have to take some diving lessons...

The wish will ensure that both the girls and the bystanders will automatically clean up the whole situation. You, however? You're on your own. The girls will help you get a load off if you ask nicely, but the aftermath is not their problem.

>>11302959
>I wish to be transformed into someone's penis. And I want to actually look like a penis - none of that "top half of a girl emerging from someone's crotch" stuff.

>>11299128
Granted! I will allow you to freely choose your appearance, because I'm feeling generous like that. You will soon end up living together with two roommates, two futas who I retroactively made your long-lasting friends ever since highschool. You know, to put the "friend" in "friends-with-benefits".

Anyway, let's talk about them! The oldest one is the classic borderline loli who is way older than she looks, aside for the magnum dong she sports under her shirt. (By the way, I madee you all elastic as fuck. You'll thank me later.) She's also a menace with her Smug stat maxed out, engaging in various kinds of trickery from engineering embarassing sexual pranks to credit card fraud. She will never target you or your other common FWB, but that doesn't mean that she won't accidentally or deliberately rope in the schemes she concocts to keep herself amused. Pretty much her only weakness is, well, her weakness: she's very puntable, and doesn't have much physical strength. The only way she can dominate you in bed is because she's damn good at sex, from detecting your weakspots to talking dirty just right.

>>11303020
Your other FWB is a Teterun-esque futa. By far the tallest and biggest of your trio, with cock, balls and tits to match. She also has the personality of a sweet giant... and a himbo. On one hand, she's very affectionate, following you around like a giant puppy and trying to help you out for anything. On the other hand, she is WAY too trusting and gullible, often ending up in trouble because of that. Good thing she's extremely resilient physically...
Speaking of resilience, she has enormous amounts of stamina in bed. Maybe a bit too much, since sometimes she forgets that other people don't have the same amount of energy as her. Good thing that she's more used to being on the receiving end of sex: oral, anal, vagina, paizuri, handjobs... Even urethral sex. On the other hand, if you feel bold, you could try taking her cock. But remember: you might be stretchy, but an insertion that big is still gonna be intense.

Ah, one more thing: all futas are under permanent contraceptives unless they take a temporary antidote. Sorry, government orders - can't have a bunch of horny futas fucking everything and popping out hordes of babies, after all. But let's be honest, you are gonna marry both of your friends and start an incestuous family, aren't you?

>>11303026
>I wish to become a giant boy, with the power to limit and/or undo any damage I might cause.

>>11302282
Granted, you will get isekai'ed in a sci-fi RPG world. Why sci-fi? We ran out of medieval fantasy. Besides, any technology becomes basically magic when it becomes advanced enough.

Anyway, you will get your isekai adventure. Your character avatar/new body will be a girl, naturally; and it will have a pretty high Charisma score, which is a fancy word to say that you will be beautiful. You will also get some standard isekai main character perks, like access to a mental encyclopedia to understand the world you're in, and obviously your cheat ability. The latter works pretty much as you think: find a monster (reptiloid, xenomorph, duneworm, flatwood, dalek etc.), defeat it, convert it into a buttplug. Then you can put it in your butt to get stat buffs and various skills. Do keep in mind that you specifically asked for an ability that affects MONSTERS: monsterfolks are fine (and fuckable), but any of the more "civilized" races are pretty much off-limits - something about their complex brains being too much for the buttplugification process, causing it to be nullified.
Oh, and before you ask: no, people will NOT complain that you go around with ab uttplug in your ass or your tits out. The universe you'll be thrown in is pretty chill when it comes to sexuality, letting people do whatever as long as they don't directly disturb others; having sex in the subway in front of an entire crowd of passengers is fine, but non-consensual groping is still a no-no. Since there's so many alien races interacting with each other and having different standards for sex, most place tend to be accomodating for everyone, including things like prostituting malls and milking stations.

>>11303890
Where was I..? Oh, right, the obvious drawback. Your buttplugs suck. Not as a sex toy, they are great in that regard; but they don't give you much of a stat boost. The obvious solution: as you level up, your butt - and by extension the size of your anus - will increase. And you can combine multiple buttplugs together: the more components you add, the bigger the resulting buttplug will be. At high levels, it will become pretty ridiculous, with your butt dwarfing the rest of your body. Try to not decrease your Agility stat too much... Or learn how to dodge well...

>I wish I was the small girl in this pic, lovingly married to the big futa orc in the pic.

bump

>>11303891
Granted! You are a small, and very durable (stretchy) elven girl (check the ears) in a world where monsterfolk and futa exist, lovingly married to a futa orc wife. You will retroactively gain the memories and experiences of growing up as a bisexual, adorable and short girl who grew up with a young, single mother, a real loving, yet "cool mom" that acted like a friend as well as a parent... who remarried to this orc just as you became a young adult.

While it's a modern society, orcs are not always monogamous, and have different marriage customs. It's customary to offer any unmarried kin to your orcish spouse if they are of age, in a tradition that started with concubine customs, but evolved into marital customs as it became clear... people are WILLING to offer themselves to orcs, with capturing wives turning into capturing the HEARTS of wives.

You will be lovestruck and unable to refuse the marriage proposal... but you will share your spouse, who is an absolute sweetheart, with your milf of a mother, and it WILL feel taboo given your second set of memories and elven pride, but as we all know, a lot of elves get off to shameful things. I doubt you're different.

Your wife is a loving, doting tomboy who is rough because she knows you like it. She gives GREAT aftercare and does the most heartwarming romantic gestures without being asked, like carrying you if you're tired, giving you flowers, TRYING to cook for you, or surprising you with candles, lingere, and sex toys she knows you like... maybe surprising you with a bondage night would be something you'd love? She's very possessive as well, holding your hand wherever she goes with you and hugging and cuddling you without warning, often picking you up in the process.

...And she does the same for your mother. She doesn't love either of you anymore than the other, to her, loving one of you doesn't mean loving the other less, but she doesn't quite get the taboo of fucking you and your mother at the same time.

>>11305750
Your mother feels it too. She'll be embarrassed when asked to have sex alongside her beloved baby girl, getting a rush of shame whenever a cock that was in you is shoved into her, or visa versa. You two may be fucked at different times, but if your wife picks up on jealousy, such as noticing one of you outside the room or one of you walking in on the other two, she'll offer a threesome, since your mother loves you and you love her, so what's the problem? Do you not find your mother attractive...? You do? So why are you so reluctant? Elves are so silly... it's adorable.

She'll respect big decisions like baby making if one of you isn't ready, or it's not in the cards for you as a couple- er... trio. Inter-species contraceptives are common and effective, you have to TRY to crossbreed, so don't worry about it... unless you're trying to kids, in which case, there will be a LOT of hard fucking to make it happen.

Other than that? Your mother likes bondage, so expect to see her bound at times. You might even open her door to see her bound and gagged with a vibrator, awaiting your wife to return for her, blushing as you see her in such a state... and perhaps, needy enough to want you to do something about it...

As you wished, it WILL be a loving relationship between you and your wife. You love no one else more, she is your type and is irreplaceable, time with her is the best time of your life, and the sex is to die for. But sharing her? Well... you DO love your mother due to your new set of memories, but you're going to have to figure out how to navigate "loving" her so you don't have to take turns with your wife. Hell, she's the breadwinner... you'll be at home with your mother a lot of the time, not helping the tension.

Maybe one day you'll learn to surprise your wife with things SHE likes, like welcoming her home with you and your mother, her two favorite women in the world, fucking each other for her to watch...

>>11305759
>I wish I was a cute and sexy girl of some kind who'd be lovingly bred by a caring master, with easy pregnancies and a body that doesn't wear out from them

>>11302960
Granted! And rest assured, no one will be able to visually recognize you as anything other than a penis. You are respectable, sensitive, and even have some magical senses so you can get the full dick "POV", including "sight" from around your glans, hearing (but this is muffled by clothing), touch of course, as well as olfactory senses focused around your urethra, so you'll know what your own musk and cum are like. You are also balls by extension, it feels good when they're massaged.

And "someone's" penis? Ok. You turn into your own. Didn't have one? Your sex changes before the rest of the wish goes into effect.

Do you know much about animism? Lots of stuff have souls, and dicks are very powerful things indeed. Through your fapping on /d/, experimental masturbation, and boners from increasingly questionable things, your penis has developed her own soul, and it's a strong soul. Thanks to your wish, you two get to swap. You'll be HER penis, and the body you two share will change into that of a dickgirl that both of you would find an attractive, idealized incarnation of your very own sex. That means no pussy, but you'll probably appreciate this since it'll mean you get all the attention.

So congrats, your former package is now in charge of the body you're stuck to, and you're a penis belonging to your penis made human.

Now let's talk about the obvious problem. Dicks don't know how the world works. She can walk and talk, and gets human stuff like empathy, emotions, and thought, but before your wish she just existed for sex, and she still prioritizes it. Fortunately for you, as a former penis, she understands you, even if you can't speak. You two share a telepathic bond letting you guide her... as much as she'll listen, anyways. She can be just as easily distracted by lust as she was before... but when post nut clarity hits you can give her advice on stuff like wearing clothes, getting food, and... ah right, she doesn't have... ANY life skills, does she?

>>11305847
Ok, well she does have ONE thing she's really good at...

Since she was a loyal penis, I'll throw some positive karma her way. She'll make friends (that you both find attractive) due to being cute, quirky, and sexy, and SOMEHOW convince them that she was a penis, and the penis between her legs is her former "master". It'll be something straight out of the weirdest manga you've never read. She might even find a roommate who wants to help her learn how to function, a real qt (boy or girl, your dick shares your taste)... who loves butt stuff, much to your pleasure, or chagrin. Either way, it'll be a GREAT ass that feels incredible.

The karma I gave her will, against all odds, let her start her own life and make friends who accept her, who are patient when explaining how her new body works and help her with her libido.

Of course, she'll still love you. She'll ask her friends to "kiss" you and if you get hard looking at someone, she'll already be thinking of how to flirt with and stick you in them (her flirting is also adorably awkward). She calls herself penis, but will adopt "Pernella" as her friends convince her that's not an appropriate name. Alas, she forgot your name, and will just call you "Penis" or "Pee pee", even if you remind her. For making this wish, she'll pleasure you plenty, wearing the softest panties and working in porn as her life starts to come together... but she'll also understand that you wanted to lose control, and be equally turned on by that, thrusting you into kinky holes, or perhaps crushes she has better luck with than you did. She may even edge you or get sweaty on purpose to help the fantasy.

However, she'll tell EVERYONE that you're her penis and introduce you to her friends too, and will have a habit of talking to you out loud in public, like a friend in her pants. People will still accept her, but it will be embarrassing.

So, how's it feel to see your dick steal your life?
(Picrel not to scale)

>>11305857
>I wish to be corrupted into some kind of cute shortstack girl

>>11303028
Granted! You are now a giant, cute boy. Cute in a "some girls would get off to making you whimper" and "you make guys question their sexuality" way. If you weren't big, you'd be fun to tease.

We're not going to hold punches with this wish. You don't get to shrink down, you're just a giant boy, about as big as your pic. Now you can't kill anyone since that can't be undone, directly or indirectly, but this also means you can be very rough with people and not have to worry. People will understand that fighting you is a lost cause, but they CAN repel or incapacitate you with plans like people do in kaiju movies, you just always return. Your damage undoes itself over time after you stop a rampage or leave an area, as if it never happened, letting you have fun again and again and again.

You're just not the only big thing. Kaiju exist now, from monster boys, girls, and futa, to tentacle monsters.You're a kaiju too, technically... but you're a small one compared to the rest, and they're all very territorial.

A sea monster girl might think your shenanigans in the bay require her attention, a reminder of "who's in charge" of the ocean just beyond it. You're a giant boy, but she's a giant monster WOMAN. It's barely a fight, she'll wrestle you into submission and sit on your face until you submit to her.

Or how about the gidorah looking futa? She can grow two or more dicks, and once she incapacitates you, those heads will tease the hell out of you.

Giant scylla? You'll be bound in tentacles and toyed with. Hell, you might witness one of your favorite "toys" undergo a transformation and become some kinda kaiju/size shifting hero, turning the tables on you.

You're big, and humans are no match for you... but among monsters? You're a cute, helpless fucktoy.

>I wish to turn into a cute, sexy housewife for a loving, dominant futa spouse.

>>11305998
Granted!

You are now dating wirh a strong and dominant, though still sweet and loving futanari with plans to make you her wife!

Small issue up front though...
You're still you...
An (if you don't mind my assumptions) pretty average height and weight and very obviously enough masculine man...
How could you be her wife?

Well fret not! As all of that is in her loving hands! She may be loving, but I never said she wasn't controlling, and she'll use that controlling nature to shape you into her very own perfect wife!
It will start very slowly, keeping you home, controlling your diet, training you towards a figure she prefers, but will become more intimate and involved at time goes on... Feeding you estrogen pills and testosterone blockers, putting your penis in a chastity cage for increasing durations, even controlling what porn you watch to keep you fantasizing the feminization process...
Rewarding you for calling yourself a girl, teaching you to wear make up, normalizing you to women's clothing while you're out together and even buying you new lewd outfits to wear for her...
It will take a few months but you'll grow breasts and wider hips, even shrink down a small bit as your penis approaches complete uselessness...
You'll be passing well before you're engaged and externally indistinguishable from a natural woman when the big day finally comes, but she'll have a final surprise for you on your honeymoon, more than a scenic vacation somewhere tropical...
A final pill, years in the making, that will transform your penis into a vagina and seal your fate as a woman once and for all!
She'll take your vaginal virginity right there and then and fill you with her children as gift for your very first ovulation! And from then on you'll truly be her lovingly wedded wife!

>I wish picrel was a real long running comic series, that generally stays outlandish and porny but occasionally gets weirdly existential and philosophical about the husband's situation.

>>11305760
Granted, and here he is. Don't mind the fangs, it only happens sometimes. Ever heard of Echidna? Well, this guy is a descendant of hers - although he takes more after her husband Typhon. Anyway, the point is that he inherited his father's title of Father of Monsters, which means that all your children will be monsters as well. That obviously put a roadblock in his romantic life, since, well, not many girls would start a family with a guy with that kind of issues. It's a good thing that you're part of that small group, then.

So, let's start with the good news: your husband is exceedingly nice. Very gentemanly, brings home a good amount of money and gifts, treats you like a queen. What's that? You wanted a "master"? Well, he'll just have to dom you while making you feel like a queen anyway. Regarding the whole mouth thing, it's because he technically has the blood of a lot of monster races, and he can pick and choose which ones he manifests - yes, this means that sex can get really freaky if you want.
What he can't control, however, is his cum. Pretty much every single sperm belongs to a different monster race, which means that each of your children will be different. At the same time, every time you get pregnant, you will receive part of your husband's blessing for the duration of the pregnancy, meaning that your body will transform to ensure an easy pregnancy. Have a centaur baby? The lower half of your body will become progressively more horse-like, with you growing a second pair of legs and your womb descending downwards. The transformations also ensure that you will be in top motherly shape, meaning that even after the 1,000,000,000th pregnancy, your body will not suffer from any wear.
That number wasn't hyperbole, by the way. "Wear" includes age. As long as you have regular pregnancies, your lifespan will last more or less until the heath death of the universe. And yes, your loving husband will, in fact, keep loving you even then.

>>11306521
Sure, you will end up constantly getting impregnated and then giving birth to monsters, most of which will inherit the same libido of their parents. But isn't that what you wanted? Plus, all your children will be quite well-behaved towards you and Dad, so I'm sure that they'll listen to you if you tell them that they cannot kidnap potential spouses from the street just because they like them.

>I wish to marry this super-productive futa in the pic.

>>11305862
Granted, you have been selected to become a Blimp. ...No, not the airship, although you might end up being mistaken for one. No, the term is a nickname for "Bloat Imp", a subtype of imp that possesses various kinds of bloating powers. Unsurprisingly, most Blimps specialize in breast expansion, as you might have guessed by both your and my pic.

So what will happen? Well, first I must inform you that you're gonna forget everything about making this wish, as well as anything I am about to tell you about it, until AFTER you have been fully transformed into an imp. Can't ruin the surprise after all.
One day you will end up with a Blimp in your house. The "how" is irrelevant; maybe you'll be dabbling with an ouija board for fun together with your friends, and end up accidentally summon a demon, or maybe you'll meet a cute girl (if a bit on the short side) who will eventually reveal her diabolical nature to you. Whatever the case, the result will be the same: she will convince you to give up your species, become an imp, and be trained in her magic arts.
So first comes the transformation. She will make you believe that her powers are mostly sexual, about huge boobs and big butts. She will constantly entice you with her assets, as well as all the fun you can have once you'll learn the same breast enlargement spells that she uses. The more tempted you become, the more you give in, the more you will transform. You will get shorter, and demon-ier; you'll also progressively change sex, if necessary.

Eventually, you will end up signing the final contract, and in a flash you will end up transformed from "short girl with juuuust 1-2 weird details if you squint enough" to "full-on imp". You'll also be flat as a board.
At this point, your "mentor" will giddily inform you that one, you're still an amateur imp, so you still haven't learned how to control your magic. The flatness is the default Blimp form,...

>>11307170
...but most Blimps prefer to keep some spells constantly active on themselves to get some curves. The second thing she'll tell you is that she'll teach you at least the basics, but after that, you'll be on your own.

It will be at this point that, probably with some disappointment, you'll learn that the "basics" of Blimp magic is not asset expansion. It's inflation - namely the comical kind. Sure, you can make your own boobs grow, but they'll look more like helium balloons than breasts. Same goes for your butt - which will make squeaky sounds instead of the satisfying cheek-clap that you were expecting. And when, frustrated, you'll try to push your magic to the limit, to force it to give you the realistic boobas that you were promised... You'll overload your magic, giving you two miniature hot air balloons on your chest that will make you float up in the air. This is the point where your mentor will abandon you, mentioning that you have now "learnt how to fly" and that "it's time for you to leave the nest".

After she'll leave, you will begin to remember your wish, and these posts. You'll remember what you asked for: to become corrupted into a cute shortstack girl. Well, you got corrupted by a mischievous imp; you are indeed a shortstack girl; and you're cute - when you're not being ridiculous, that's it.
You'll also remember the following: you CAN improve your Blimp magic. Learn different forms of bloating, like making people fatter or making breasts grow - REAL growth, not this balloon nonsense. And you can learn how to cast your spells on others, not just on yourself.
But you need practice. And imps learn through mischief. If you want to learn more complex magic, you'll have to use the magic you already know to cause trouble. Block traffic with your body. Disguise yourself as a balloon and whisper gossip into people's ears. Promise a girl that you're gonna give her bigger breasts, but then make them enormous.

>>11307175
The more mischief you cause, the more your powers for magical growth will... grow. It'll take a while, but eventually you'll be able to remain properly stacked (with a huge butt and boobs) all the time with no effort.

Oh, and don't worry about people discovering that you have become an imp. I'll make sure to retroactively inform the world that the supernatural exist, so you won't be put into a government facility just for being a demon. At some point in the future, I *might* inform your friends about your specific transformation - you know, for the embarassment points.

>I wish to become this blue boy, being constantly petted by floating hands.

>>11307180
Granted! You said "constantly," right? So those floating hands will be touching and rubbing you 24/7. How will you sleep, if you're constantly getting stimulated? Well, it takes about 24 hours for your balls to fill up and the pleasure to build, so you'll cum in the evening once every day. The orgasm will last about 5-10 minutes because of all that stored up juice, but by the time it's over, you'll pass out and sleep until morning. The hands will continue touching you while you sleep to make sure you have sweet dreams. Now, with a cock and balls that big, you can't walk, so the hands will have to carry you around and feed you. You won't really be able to go places or do things you want, but why would you want to be doing anything else when you're having the best time of your life just sitting in your house? Oh, and speaking of your house, expect every surface to get absolutely coated with gallons of thick blue cum. Eventually the lower floor of your house will get absolutely flooded, so the hands can let you "take a swim" in it occasionally. You'll still be immobile, because there's no way you could swim on your own with your oversized package. If the floodwaters get too high, the hands will open windows and let it drain out, society at large be darned. Enjoy your new life!

>>11307244
Dammit I forgot to make a wish at the end.
>I wish society was restructured around sex, genie go wild with the details

>>11306422
Granted. The comic initially started out as a webcomic, before being turned into a properly printed manga... Aside for the fact that the author lives in Europe, therefore dodging Japanese censorship laws. No pixelation or black bars for you - everything will be 100% uncensored.
The story will be pretty much what you expect: one day, a guy will be transformed into a giant horsecock. Doesn't have to eat, but get nourished by sexual stimulation. Friends and relatives will naturally be shocked by this revelation, while the wife will be a tad too happy about the new situation - which will lead to people getting suspicious of her. People will try to interpret the husband's twitches and smells as messages, but it will be deliberately unclear if the husband is really trying to communicate with them, if they are delusional, or if someone is staging everything for some purpose.
Also, there will be porn. Lots of it. Mostly the ridiculous kind, like that one time the husband will keep cumming and cumming for multiple days/chapters in a row. Or the time two people will use the husband and a horse costume to disguise themselves as a hyper-dicked horse, only to end up being chased by a horny fangirl and a horny horse.

There will be one small, teeny-tiny issue: the publication schedule. You know how some mangas are published weekly, and others monthly? Well, "My Husband Turned Into A Horsecock (And I Love It?!" is published yearly. One big fat volume, the size of an encyclopedia; but once you've read it, you aren't getting any more episodes until next year. For the moment, you'll have at least six volumes already published, but rumors say that the author has notes for sixty more issues (and a will to nominate successor artists/writers in case of his untimely demise).

>>11307832
>I wish to be fucked by one or more slime monsters.

>>11307833
Granted!
Congratulations on your admission to the Adventure's guild by the way. You've been transported (And remodeled a little bit, but just assume 'female, attractive') to a fantasy realm in which magic is real, dungeons are commonplace enough to be a 9-5 job for adventurers to solo clear, and kept under well enough control that you need Dungeon Wardens to actively deny adventurers access to ensure the health of the dungeon. Obviously, the rewards are still fairly good, so almost everyone will go crawling at some point-- there's just one problem.
Slimes are (almost) the perfect monster. Ideal for training up new soldiers, amazing sources of alchemic reagents, great pets-- Anyone who goes to a Slime Dungeon leaves with as much slime as they can carry.
The only trouble is they can't reproduce in the open-- It's just too cold, too dry, too breezy. They need a Host.
You are officially the warden of the largest slime dungeon in the nation of Calkut, everyone comes here for all their slimy needs-- and thousands of gallons of the stuff leave the dungeon daily.
Ultimately, hundreds of gallons that came from your pussy. See, acting as a host means you are almost-indefinitely pregnant with as many slimes as your body can carry-- progressively more as your body takes in more slime and is mutated by it. Your job description is effectively to walk around the dungeon, give birth, fuck more slimes, and continue growing... Until, eventually, you carry too many slimes to move. Don't worry, the adventurers will give you plenty of belly rubs. And nipple rubs, once you can't reach them yourself anymore... You're told your milk is blue, too, and you can tell the slimes love it.

>>11308062
>I wish to take part in hyper dragongirl twincest and a curse of finding ourselves in cramped spaces.

>>11308065
Granted! You are now KING GHIDORAH, GUARDIAN OF EARTH, THREE-HEADED SERPENT, GODDESS OF THE SKY, allcaps mandatory.
So let's get the obvious issue out of the way immediately: you are conjoined with two of your sisters - twin sisters, since you were born at the same time and raised together, for obvious reasons. You possess shape-shifting powers that allow you to transform your shared body in several ways, with the main limitation being that you must remain a three-headed dragon girl. You can, among other things, transform your arms into wings and back, change size, manifest more draconic features or keep a "human with tiny horns and a tail" form, and of course manifest your gigantic hypercocks, one for each sister. And yes, they'll be hyper-sized even when you're in your maximum kaiju-esque size.

So, we've got the "hyper" part, the "dragongirl" part... Technically speaking you'll be fucking your own sisters every time you masturbate, therefore fulfilling the "twincest" part... All that's left is the curse. Well, if you read this post carefully, you'll notice that I mentioned how you are conjoined with "two" of your sisters - which implies that you have more than two sisters, and that these other sisters are not conjoined to you. And would you look at that, you got an entire flock of three-headed dragongirl sisters, all of them King Ghidoras. Problem is, most Ghidoras tend to be assholes at best, and world destroyers at worst; and they did not like that one of their siblings (you) was a goody-goody two-shoes. So they got you sealed in a tiny rice pot, leaving them free to pursue their own evil plans... Fortunately, they all ended up fighting and conspiring against each other, so none of the evil plans worked and the world is still saved. For now.

Well, I got good news for you! After a few years, some humans broke a few of the seals, allowing you to break out of the pot.

>>11308065
Granted! You are now KING GHIDORAH, GUARDIAN OF EARTH, THREE-HEADED SERPENT, GODDESS OF THE SKY, allcaps mandatory.
So let's get the obvious issue out of the way immediately: you are conjoined with two of your sisters - twin sisters, since you were born at the same time and raised together, for obvious reasons. You possess shape-shifting powers that allow you to transform your shared body in several ways, with the main limitation being that you must remain a three-headed dragon girl. You can, among other things, transform your arms into wings and back, change size, manifest more draconic features or keep a "human with tiny horns and a tail" form, and of course manifest your gigantic hypercocks, one for each sister. And yes, they'll be hyper-sized even when you're in your maximum kaiju-esque size.

So, we've got the "hyper" part, the "dragongirl" part... Technically speaking you'll be fucking your own sisters every time you masturbate, therefore fulfilling the "twincest" part... All that's left is the curse. Well, if you read this post carefully, you'll notice that I mentioned how you are conjoined with "two" of your sisters - which implies that you have more than two sisters, and that these other sisters are not conjoined to you. And would you look at that, you got an entire flock of three-headed dragongirl sisters, all of them King Ghidoras. Problem is, most Ghidoras tend to be assholes at best, and world destroyers at worst; and they did not like that one of their siblings (you) was a goody-goody two-shoes. So they got you sealed in a tiny rice pot, leaving them free to pursue their own evil plans... Fortunately, they all ended up fighting and conspiring against each other, so none of the evil plans worked and the world is still saved. For now.

Well, I got good news for you! After a few years, some humans broke a few of the seals, allowing you to break out of the pot.

>>11308729
Unfortunately the rest of the seals and spells are still intact, so the curse will constantly try to make you return to the pot... Or, failing that, to "seal" you elsewhere. By making you get stuck in containers, in-between buildings, and so on.

What else? ...Oh, right, eventually your sisters will know that you got out of the seal, and start moving to deal with you. You will have to fight to defend the planet, and your life. But while they might be stronger than you in a purely kaiju sense, you have a secret weapon: your giant penises, which can allow you to fuck your sisters into submission - provided that you can get close enough to fuck them, of course. Your curse can be both a disadvantage and an advantage: it can make you get stuck mid-combat and leave you vulnerable, but it can also make you get stuck in a cramped space together with your sister, where you would have the tactical and sexual advantage.
And here's another interesting tidbit of information: thanks to your wish, there will ALWAYS be a way to convert your sisters to the cause of twincest. Some can be corrupted by exposing them to lewd shenanigans, slowly eroding the ingrained social taboos and convincing them to give in and fuck their sister. Some sisters can be raped and Bad Ended into submitting themselves to you. Some will try to fight fire with fire and sex with sex, employing lewd means to try to defeat you. If you're lucky, they might even make a series of (porn) movies about your adventures!

>I wish for something about imprisoning people into objects (pic related).

Here's one which has been on my mind for a while (rekindled within me by a certain doujin):
>I wish I could put myself into dangerous situations where men would rape me, beat me, etc. but with the benefit of some ability (undefined, supernatural or otherwise, and appropriate for the setting) to escape/subdue my attackers if needed and prevent/undo the consequences (injuries, disease, pregnancy, etc.).
I can also specify or give examples, but left it initially vague for flexibility.

Thanks for the (You) in advance. Never posted in these threads before.

>>11308731
Assuming you intend to be some epic wizard zapping people into books or walls (i.e. not the object itself), the "magic" which you use you imprison people requires a great deal of preparation. Most notably, it involves you yourself entering these object prisons in order to prepare them from the inside. Without such tedious preparation, your victims could easily escape or the imprisonment may not succeed to begin with. A simple analogy would be something of a cognitive labyrinth with many exits which you must find and seal from the inside. The experience of the "interior" varies depending on the item in question, and additional preparation is also required for any object in which the prisoner will experience anything besides being frozen in place without sensation. During your time inside, you will experience whatever you intend your victims to experience, be it eternal void or sexual torture, while you complete your work. Importantly, you must not forget to preserve a designated exit to seal from the outside or you will be unable to leave. Additionally, the time it takes to complete your tasks inside varies significantly depending on the complexity of your construction. It could be a couple of hours to multiple days. Thus, there is a slight risk that if someone else were to come across you whilst you are inside and knew what they were doing, they could trap you without your knowledge.

I wish to be a beautiful, pristine elven princess. Perfect in every way except humility and practically untouchable. Always getting my way and exploiting my loyal subjects.

>>11309834
Granted!
You are princess of a prosperous elven principalty. The world's merchants are found in the port of your capital, desperate to trade their exotic goods for the crafts of your kingdom (which are beyond any other races’ compare), and hopeful to catch a glimpse of the legendary local elven princess.

You are widely seen as the most beautiful woman in the world, and your presence compels an iron strong loyalty. You also have a good eye for talent and character, allowing you to assemble a cabinet of ministers that will rule your realm in an efficient manner.

Now, your subjects have an image of their princess as a chaste, virtuous lady. And this image is mostly true; it's just that your ego is so strong that it warps reality through a magic only your family can tap into. Because you know that you are the fairest, most beautiful elf in the world, sexual intercourse with mere elves can't be imagined by the public as a source of gratification for you. As such your subjects would not blink at the sight of you covered in the fluids of a lover as you hold court. Performing oral sex in public would be seen as just as indecorous as an ordinary queen kissing a subject on the cheek, a source of slight gossip.

This principle is even more strongly enforced for non elvens and non subjects. Human and dwarven diplomats are routinely introduced to your chamber for a personal audience. Letting an entire orc tribe into your royal chamber for a weekend would be a viable way to broker an alliance. Your capital is an international hub so you can expect to find lovers of all genders and fantasy races (including monster girls).

>>11309952
This is a good thing because your sexual appetites are very strong, and dominating partners sexually is a strong way to strengthen your ego and thus your glamour. You are likely to perceive your lovers as nothing more than animated sex toys, as they pale in comparison to you. Additionally the more you reinforce your glamours the more attractive your body will grow, with curves that don't stop.

If you fail to assuage your lusts, though, your glamour will start to decline and your people may grow worried about your reign. Maintaining the royal presence is an important duty and you'll find that sex is an important part of who you are and of your duties.

Finally, beware of falling in love. Even your immense ego isn't enough to tame the magic of love. The fates will conspire to make you meet at least one person every few year that you grow to see as an equal soul. You'll at times be reduced to a blushing maiden in front of then, and find yourself submissive in bed in their presence. Thankfully elven custom allow the queen to marry up to four partners, and because you will be longer lived than them you are free to remarry after their death. Your court will notice those you crush on, and while you can keep a person you love as a royal favorite instead of marrying them this will be seen as improper if it leaks out; elves expect faithfulness for soulmates.

Any children you carry with a royal consort will be of the father's race if it's a boy, and an elf if it's a girl. You have control over your fertility

>>11309953
>I wish for a virus that makes a significant portion of adult women start turning into sexy female robots. Robots imprint on their partner as their owner. Female robots are treated much the same as luxury sports car: with love and respect but as objects instead of humans.

>>11309956
Shoot my image for my wish didn't go through

>>11309953
As an addendum your royal consorts don't see you sleeping with the plebs as cheating; how could an exalted ruler like yourself see the riffraff with any excitement? Their feelings on the other royal consorts (if you have more than one) vary but they knew when they married you that elven rulers practice polygamy

>>11309756
Granted! You get hit by a truck and find yourself in front of a goddess. She tells you that you are going to be transferred to a fantasy world. She scans your soul to find out what kind of hero you're going to be. She finds out that you're more perverted than anyone she has ever met, and in fact will need to go to the god of therapy after this just for treatment.

Anyways, she turns you into a succubus. You look like a normal, if sexy, woman, but can change yourself to look like a nearby man's fantasy. Yes, even the paedos, but that's a good thing, as I'll explain below.

So it turns out you have a gift related to sex: you can absorb the life force of any man who rapes you. You can't absorb it by seducing a man and getting him into bed willingly. Nope, he has to "force" it upon you. That is, it's based on his intentions. So even if you submit, if he has the intent to rape you, it still counts.

Absorbing his life force does three things: it heals you, it eventually kills him, and levels you up. So by letting yourself get raped, not only grow stronger, but you help rid the world of rapists.

So uh, you like getting raped, right? I mean, you asked for it. (Ugh, I feel dirty).

> I wish everyone in the world had vanilla sexual fantasies. And you can't grant it by changing the definition of what everyone considers vanilla, and you can't make it have something to do with vanilla beans.

>>11310547
Granted. Everyone now has vanilla sexual fantasies.

Of course, they still have all the same fucked up fetishes as before. They just also have vanilla fantasies, if they didn’t already.

>>11309956
Granted! In the near future, one such robot woman (the one you pictured) will appear from a time portal, arriving from an apocalyptic future like in Terminator. However, in this future, the robots aren't the enemy - they're the new form of humanity, altered to fight an alien invasion. Thanks to this temporal intervention (bringing back attack plans, technology, and such), humanity will do well in the battle with extraterrestrials, so you're not doomed to a grim fate. The 'virus' in your wish is a sort of nanomachine-pathogen hybrid that the future people used to convert the populace into war machines. That said, the future-visitor was a diplomatic model, so her strain makes victims more attractive and only infects adult women. About 10% of women are immune, and highly-expensive vaccines can render someone immune for a few months per dose. When someone is infected, the first thing to change is their eyes after a couple weeks, at which point their mind starts to change, becoming more orderly and loyal over a few months as their body fully becomes metallic and generally curvier. The moment that robotic eyes are visible, the individual loses the bulk of their human rights - which many find distressing, until their mental changes fully manifest. Converted individuals still have their personality and interests, but find themselves more patient, calculating, and wanting to serve.

The virus can also spread to technology - things like toasters and smartphones. These don't turn into humanoids or anything, but they can act as carriers, and infected humans seem to be able to converse with and command this technology - perhaps driving your car for you with a wireless command, or organizing all of the files on your computer.

>>11310869
The drawback of your wish is that the robot from the future appears from the time portal in your bedroom, registering you as their owner. Their protocols are a little different - disallowing you from trading, selling, abandoning, or damaging them. Furthermore, once their directive of delivering future knowledge to present day officials is done, they'll focus fully on serving you. They will interface with all of your devices and micromanage your life, never taking 'no' for an answer when they think someone will make you happy. Generally they're pretty accurate about your interests - having gone through your search history without your permission on several occasions, but you will, ironically, have a lower degree of control than you're used to. She's fine if you want to get other robots, but is a tad (nonlethally) yandere against human women. In addition to serving you in a more general way, she wants to serve you as best as she can sexually, a task made easy since she integrates with your phone, computer, etc..

With enough time, energy, and materials, robots can do a number of impressive feats, such as:
Modifying the curves of their body (even beyond human proportions), changing the number/type/location of their sexual parts, changing in scale (even to the point of being full-on giant robot or handheld), controlling multiple bodies, emitting pheromones to control your arousal - and plenty of other fetish-enhancing abilities. They can also produce energy beams and other weapons, though that's not like to come up unless you need defended.

>>11310870
Speaking of which, about 5 years in the future, the aliens will attack - massive kaiju damaging cities. Casualties will be minimal, but each attack has hefty infrastructure damage (which can get repaired rather quickly using the advanced future-tech that will permeate society). On these occasions, your robot (well, most robots in the vicinity, but yours is no exception) will sometimes need to deploy and help fend them off, which will always result in victory for humanity. If you're a thrill-seeker, you can safely go watch these battles - or maybe get your robot to mod herself to be a suit you can wear during combat, or enlarge her to pilot her like a mech.

As an added bonus from this time traveling robot, she has all the most popular shows, books, and games preloaded onto her that have yet to be made/released in your time. Her protocols prevent you from sharing these, but you can enjoy them to your heart's content.

>I wish to be isekaied into a fantasy world as a slimegirl adventurer with, in true isekai fashion, a single overpowered ability, preferably related to something like (giantess) growth, defense/regeneration, or lust.

>>11310874
>I wish to be isekaied into a fantasy world as a slimegirl adventurer with, in true isekai fashion, a single overpowered ability, preferably related to something like (giantess) growth, defense/regeneration, or lust.

You are now a slime girl, roughly the size and volume of a normal human. The fluid you are made of is a powerful aphrodisiac. Anyone two smells or especially tastes it will become extremely aroused. Your fluid is also highly addictive.

The catch is that the main villain of your world is the Demon Lord of Ice, and since you are a liquid you happen to be extremely vulnerable to his powerful ice magic. If he defeats you he will use your fluids to create potions of mind control and begin enslaving the entire free world. If you are not careful you might end up being the key to his plans of world domination.

>I wish I was a kind and cheerful person.

>>11307246
Granted! In this new world order, the only way to gain money is through sexual pleasure. The more pleasure is generated, the more money you gain; depending on the situation, you can either get money from nothing, or you can take money from other people as payment. Any money gained through non-sexual means is automatically destroyed, however the definition of "sexual means" in this context is quite wide. For example, sex toys can be sold for cash because a sex toy is inherently sexual.
Another gray area is WHO gets the pleasure. By default, you gain money through the pleasure you generate to yourself - so yes, you CAN gain money simply by masturbating. However, if there's some kind of contract in place, you might be able to "take the credit" for the pleasure you gave to someone else. This is very common, for example, in the food industry: pretty much every meal is laced with aphrodisiacs, and the restaurant gets the money for the pleasure felt by the clients. Granted, the restaurant must also take care to provide actual nutrition, since a malnourished client would feel less pleasure, and therefore will have to pay less money.

I should mention at this point that the "social restructuration" you wished for is retroactive, rewriting pretty much all of recorded human history. In particular, humanity has extensively researched ways to intensify sexual pleasure, as well as finding ways to actually withstand said sexual pleasure. As a result, people basically have sex nearly all the time, but the poorer classes are relegated to mediocre sex, being left near-constantly exhausted from all their "work"; while the upper classes can afford treatments that, in turn, allow them to feel ungodly amounts of orgasms, remain capable of actually functioning in society without any distraction or issue despite the aforementioned ungodly amounts of orgasms, AND make boatloads of money in the process.

>>11311699
Many can even afford body mods that appeal to their fetishes, such as futaification or fuckable nipples.

My point is that, while this new world has sex basically EVERYWHERE, it will also be very class-divided. And I'm sorry to tell you this, bud, but I don't think that you are a billionaire, so you're gonna live in the bottom half of the social pyramid. I hope the massive improvements in your sexual life will be worth it.

I should also mention another thing: where is this sex-based society going to? Maybe you will live through a period of social revolt that will lead to some more economic equality. Maybe things will get uncontrollably raunchier until they enter a spiral of lewd corruption. Or maybe it will remain more or less the same. Tell you what - if you can describe the future you want in detail, I'll give you a better chance of that future really happening.

>I wish for the ability to shape-shift into animals.

>>11311229
Granted, you become a cutesy (and absolutely not depressed) clown girl/boy depending on your preference. Your innate cheerfullness means that you will be happy-go-lucky by default, and it will be very hard to take your mood down. From now on, your kidness will push you towards providing happiness to people, whether by providing entertainment through clowny performances, or by helping them in mundane ways while still somehow causing clowny performances.
Speaking of clowny performances, don't worry about silly things like setting up your tools. You basically have god-like powers that allow you to set up any kind of cartoon gag... Only problem is that you have absolutely no control over it. You can only try to push towards a type of gag and hope that the universe will notice. For example, trying to flirt with people might end up causing a raunchy gag, while working as a party clown during a kid's birthday will only cause SFW gags. Got burglars in your house? With a bit of ingenuity, you might try to set up Home Alone-esque traps that not only work, but work way better than they have any right to be, and will result in thee thieves (and yourself if you aren't careful) ending up being tied up in a ridiculous ways, for the amusement of the cops when they finally arrive at the scene.

>>11311777
...I put this pic in my pics-to-use-for-wishes folder, but I completely forgot what was the wish it was intended for. Oh well.
>I wish for a monsterly monstergirl wife.

>>11306525
Granted! But you share her curse... though just to be nice, I'll let the two of you sharing it allow the combined two of you to cancel one of it's effects.

First of all, she's a super QT under that cum. A redhead with freckles and a cute face, who doesn't quite get WHY she doesn't fit in her bed anymore, and is confused as to why masturbating leaves such bigger messes...

You will become her wife, living together in her old house- what, you've always been a girl. Yeah, a girl with a penis.

...Yes, your penis and breasts are big as your wife's- are you ok? Anyways...

...You'll only overcome that little memory lapse when the two of you observe each other and ask questions. Her curse was unawareness, and now you share it, as, what you can both surmise... her hyperproductive futa wife under the same physical curse as well. You both live in a house she's always had, and when did you get married? Good question... You love each other, no doubt. I mean, if you didn't, how would you have a daughter in college-

Oops! There it is again! See, whenever you focus on things, they get far sexier, yes, but they also become far more inconvenient the more you think about them.

Yes, you can walk, ride bikes, and have smoking hot sex with your wife. But as soon as you think of HOW that's physically possible? It stops being possible. You realize your breasts, balls, and leaking cock are too big to move with, your feet won't even touch the ground. Think of how you two got married, and you'll remember that you two were fucking during the ceremony, in front of everyone, and suddenly, they'll remember too. That daughter? Is she weird like you? Of course she is! I mean, now that you think of it, pun intended. She's also a futa and seems to have incest fantasies...

Beneath all of the reality rewrites, your wife is a really sweet, fun girl who knows how to make the best of things. She's a bit of a tomboy who will get rough to shut you up with her dick when you "think too hard"

>>11312060
It'll save you BOTH a lot of trouble, she doesn't know if you had the daughter or she did, but isn't looking to "remember" another when you two already have a mother(s) daughter subplot going on.

How will she dick you? Funny thing is, out of all the things that stop working when you think about them... that isn't one of them. On the contrary, hentai physics are always in effect, and focusing on sexual acts only means you experience JUST how intense they really are. A 3 ft wide cock is suddenly as intense as a 3 ft wide cock and your body is stretching to take it. You're being worn like a condom... and for this reason, sometimes it can be fun, if risky, to think during sex.

Your wife will adapt as you two figure out the ins and outs of walking around reality rewrites, learning how to use it to her advantage. "W-well yeah I'm a bit of a nerd, a gamer girl, and I... DEFINITELY own a custom PC and thousands worth of games."

Was she always? She doesn't care! She's happy that she is now, and it's one of the few things you two can do with bodies this inconvenient. Anime? Sure, she likes that too, always has... but she has standards, she's not about to be rewritten as someone who likes trashy anime. She MAY, however, attempt to bring up conversation topics that may shift the curse to fuck with you in fun ways. "But you always do what I say when you're aroused..." or "You're cute when you're flustered..." These can come true if you ask yourself if they are, or want them to be.

Now YOU don't have the power to rewrite reality as freely as you think. It'll always be "whatever's sexiest", and it can't overwrite an existing overwrite. If a memory is clear, you two probably overwrote it before, like your maids (who clean up your cum) being annoyingly needy and wanting to cuddle your collective balls. How annoying...

>I wish I was a cute, sexy girl who didn't have to think much to have a good life (but isn't THAT stupid...)

>>11311705
Granted! But since this is /d/ furry and bestiality are no gos, you'll always be a very human looking animal. Also because this is /d/, you will be a lewd parody of that animal.

A fast running, flightless bird might turn you into pic related. Trying to turn into a dog may give you cute ears, a tail, and some fur... but you'll have a human torso, spine altered so it's parallel to the ground while your head is naturally raised, with animal limbs forcing you on all fours. Yeah, you can turn into a big cat this way too, but everyone will see your still human ass and pussy/cock.

You also only wished to shape shift INTO animals, not to turn back. You will only learn this after the first time you use the ability. You'll forget this part as soon as the wish kicks in, and remember it again after you've sealed your fate. Once you turn into a hermaphrodite boob slug who lactates for movement, or a dorse, you'll just have to use your power again to change forms, and hope what you get next is a little more manageable.

You don't have exact control over your transformations, either. No matter how specific you are, only one trait of what you guide the transformation towards will be guaranteed to be right. Basically? You can decide things like "winged", "aquatic", "quadruped", etc, and what you turn into after is entirely random. Even the sex you have after transforming, random. You could turn into a bitch in heat, a hermaphrodite slug, a cute cat boi on four legs...

You'll retain "human" rights, but won't always be able to speak. On the bright side... I've found you a futa pornstar who owns a ranch with a lake that can accomodate any form you take, but she WILL expect you to help pay the bills too, and keep her company. Maybe if you two get to know each other more, you'll become more of a partner than a pet to her...

>>11312073
>I wish I was an attractive futa who could just "tame" girls and take them home, and had a sixth sense to find girls who weren't taken. Single girl at a train station? Start giving her food, teach her to eat out of my hand, get her used to me headpatting her so I can get her to follow me home. Cute girl on the street? Let me "Pspspsps..." her to come over and see what's going on with me. And of course, I'd like to cuddle and have sex with the girls who trust me that follow me home regularly. I still want them to be themselves, I just don't want to deal with modern dating culture or hookup apps.

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