Thread 11307090

By hyper, I mean approximately 1:1 or more genitalia to body ratio. Futa, dickgirls, etc. welcome, anything human with a penis is okay.

>>11307090 (OP)
>Male OP
Rare.

>>11307194
Uhh, I don't thinking /d/ allows furry 3d art anon...

>>11307090 (OP)
giwtwm (for like a day)

>>11307206
OP here, this guy gets it. This was my reason for making the thread. I really haven't found enough "male body fantasy" porn (for lack of a better term); most porn for men focuses on women's bodies, which is great of course, but this type of thing is somewhat niche. Sometimes men want to be hypersexualized abominations too, lmao.

>>11307226

fr, altho desu sometimes i just sometimes pretend im the futa

>>11307159
It is fag month.

>>11307124
This dude does great work.

>>11307590
I'm so gay, to me it's just month

>>11307206
Granted
You are now trapped in a time loop where you wake as a cute femboy version of yourself with a 2' long cock and low hanging nuts the size of basketballs that will double in size with sperm by the end of the day. The only thing you keep between the loop is your memories and your unspent sperm and semen which could potentially become so large that to cum would knock you out and reset the day

>>11307934
I agree. His splatoon stuff is a joy to see.

bibi big cock

>>11308962
I feel like you would get softlocked very quickly that way.

>>11313914
Not him but I'd enjoy a 'timeloop' dungeon adventure as a femboy/shota where all the traps and monster (girls) in the dungeon want to keep growing/expanding my junk till I'm stuck atop it.

>>11313914
Well the point was you'd only keep the cum you didn't spend plus the initial cum you'd wake up with, so if you came right away in the morning it'd reset you.

Along with the tactical gear thread, this is actually the straightest thread on /d/.

unironically proud of this

>>11317737
As you should be, good work

>>11317737
It looks nice, be proud.

Lets say you're 'blessed' with a dick big enough to belong in this thread. What's your gameplan to live a semi-fuctional life with an endowment like that?

>>11320603
>Step 1: Don't
>Step 2: buy a latex mask and a good quality camera
>Step 3: Spend all day recording myself masturbating by any possible means and subsisting on my own cum.
>Step 4: Sell them online.
>Step 5: Disregard profits and continue the process.

>>11320603
A harem of femboys and women to worship and serve me, funded by pornography of them servicing my cock and being drenched in my cum

Also selling my sperm

>>11320838
What're you gonna do if the building isn't wheelchair accessible, fuckwad? Betchya didn't think of that.

>>11321550
Is there a game where you selectively breed hung femboys (mpreging each other) to select for traits like massive cock and balls or a fat ass?

>>11321819
Now I'm thinking what would Bond do in this situation.

>>11321829
>Something something shaken not stirred...
>Retarded pun about not getting too cocky
>Then she pulls a gun on him and reveals she was working for the Russians the whole time.

>>11322030
>and blasts him with 50 gallons of cum

>>11322150
I don't think that's how it went in the movie...

This series is so absurd it's funny.

>>11324596
The artist is Teterun, known for enlarging supermassive penis where their body were tiny like bacteria.

>>11321340
which artist is this?

>>11324617
monkeywithaafro

>>11321773
That would be good so no

>>11321829
I was gonna make a sex pun based off a bond movie title but then I remembered Octopussy already exists.

>>11325885
That sucks, I still lament the loss of the Breeding Season game, but it also is something I consider making myself.

>>11307090 (OP) Do you guys have that doujin where a super hung tall pink haired futa gets locked in a penetration classroom with a male classmate where they have to achieve penetration to escape so the boy tries to penetrate but cums on the futa’s balls so she decides to fuck him almost to death which works but then a female classmate walks in so they get locked in again?

>>11327052
found it on panda
>[Pal Maison] Sekkusu shinai to derarenai heya honpen l The Room that You Can't Go Out Without Having Sex [English] [Futackerman]

>>11327480
Yoo thanks, you’re the goat anon

Having a cock to body ratio of ~1 seems pretty comfy desu.

>>11307090 (OP)
Bump

>>11330756
oh my god this pic makes me want to vomit, not even exaggerating. same with all the other big sperm pics but this one especially. i think i have a new phobia. what is this called so i can block and avoid it forever

>>11330856
It's usually just tagged as "giant sperm" or sometimes "hyper sperm"

btw there's sperm inside you balls right now! Ooooo! Scary!

I don't think she can explain.

>>11332174
giwtwm
what's the sauce? can't really read the signature on it

>>11333035
nvm, i found it myself. the artist is yetig on all these platforms https://linktr.ee/yetig and the character is named wren, if you want to search for stuff similar to >>11332174. hope this helps someone.

>>11333359
Exact metric MFers be like: "I'm expelling 100 trillion sperm cells with each ejaculation, making my 10 litre ejaculation each spasm not only 2000-8000x more voluminous than the average human male but also 10x more potent. On top of that, my sperm cells are 5x larger than the average human male, giving them far greater motility and lifespan. These factors alone would allow me to impregnate the approximate 4.4 billion women on Earth in a single shot, were samples collected to artificially inseminate them within 5 weeks, and yet I produce this volume every 5.5 seconds."

>>11330856
Hyper sperm is the best.

>>11333489
>>11333490
It's not, and this shit is disgusting. I would say go back to the huge balls thread but it died.

>>11333528
cope

>>11333920
>>11333528

>>11333489
agreed, its the best

>>11330856
>>11333528
Here have some more. This is now a hyper futa hyper cum thread.

>>11333922
This guy gets it.

>>11330756
does anyone have anymore like this where the giant sperm is going in or cumming out of their mouth?

like this series?

>>11334139
the fuck it isn't, what you posted barely even qualifies as hyper cock and balls by this thread's standards, and even if it did, you can barely see the things. go back to the hyper cum thread or whatever, make your own hyper sperm thread for all i care, just stop derailing this perfectly good thread with your unrelated fetish. inb4 "erm actually, it's technically related to the thread topic!!!" shut the fuck up, it's like posting farts and shit in the big ass thread. sure, they might be somewhat related, but most people in that thread really do not like that garbage, and it gets even worse if it doesn't even contain big ass. it's just an excuse to shit up a thread because you're too lazy to make your own.

>>11334146
oh and the same goes for this one, you can't even see their cocks. also don't try to make this a cumflation thread, that's even more unrelated to hyper cock and balls.

>>11334673
While I don't dislike hyper sperm, it does feel a bit too tangentially related to the topic
The concept of a "hyper" really has degraded over the years. On r34 it used to be that hyper_cock or hyper_balls would always give you something close or greater than 1:1 with their body size. Now you get cocks that could feasible fit inside the typical size queen being labelled hyper
Hyper means above, a hyper cock should be something that you can't even consider a cock anymore - so large its purpose as a reproductive organ no longer serves. In my mind it always went big < large < huge < massive/gigantic < hyper < (ultra, theoretically if you wanted to differentiate the cocks that are so big you can't see the host anymore) (macro_cock for a cock that's big but only because the person is also big)
One of these days I'm going on an r34 crusade where I write a python script to let me quickly tag images on a scale like this. I got annoyed because I was trying to find cum filled condoms -wearing_condom but the vast majority of the result were them still wearing condoms

Sakusyaaya is good for this.

>>11334673
>>11334676
>>11334706
Imagine being this triggered over big penis porn. You must actually be retarded.

>>11333489
Based

>>11334998
What?
I think my >>11334706
gripe was perfectly reasonable, r34 tags are far too all encompassing that their specificity becomes worthless
Or are you just fixated on the fact I said hyper sperm isn't necessarily appropriate in and of itself in a hyper cock and ball thread. Post hyper sperm all you want, but at least have it also be hyper cock and balls

>>11334139
>"this is now a completely different thread, because i said so. if you're here on the hyper cock/balls thread because you want to see hyper cock/balls, too damn bad."
>people get angry about that
>>11334998
>"why are you mad? imagine getting mad about this lol"
"Things on the hyper cock and balls board should have hyper cock and balls" should not be a controversial statement. There are better threads for this stuff if you want to post hyper cum. The OP literally says "approximately 1:1 or more genitalia to body ratio." If you're going to break thread rules, don't be surprised when people aren't okay with that.

>>11335010
>>11335181
>grah! Why won’t you post the cOrReCt pp
>only text posts

Seethe anon, seethe.

Whoah I didn't know this thread was still alive.

>>11336488
Not for long if people can't stop responding to bait.

>>11307206
giwtwm (for more than a day)

>>11307226
>Sometimes men want to be hypersexualized abominations too, lmao.
yeah but usually it involves wanting to be a femboy or a futa
what's the point of having a cock this big if you can't fit it between your own tits?

Why is straight male hyper content so rare? Like focused on the dude experiencing the growth, but he's not gay or girly or anything. He's just an average dude self insert. It's either bloated bimbo boys you're meant to jerk off to, bara hairy guys you're meant to jerk off to, or faceless grugs just there as meat to rail the girls.

>>11338400
I'd love to make some, but engagement is either rare or negative when you're a mostly female content creator. I also genuinely don't like any of the types you described, I'm more of a twink guy. ZZZComics has some male-focussed growth/hyper comics, but yeah, most of his comics are focussed on the guy railing the gals.

>>11338400
If I'm reading this right, then what you're looking for is pretty niche, getting cornered in by more popular kinks around it. Hyper is a little niche, hyper cocks moreso, and hyper cocks for self-insert men even further. Add to that the wildly differing lines that people might consider "too big for my audience", and you've got a recipe for something that isn't all that prevalent.

I do make "straight male hyper" content, but it's been a while since I posted anything. I have been working on trying to get back into making things regularly...

Anything in particular you're looking for with this? Obviously, not femboys or bara men, and something with a focus on the guys, but what would be a plus?

>>11339594
I think something simple would be just having a regular average straight guy (or guys) who happen to be hyper endowed, or get hyper endowed, and then detailing their interactions with women, or even just the world in general. Like they're meant to be self inserts, but the growth/hyper part is also something you're meant to self insert to.

>>11339658
Sounds like an interesting comic to make sometime.

>>11341543
Source?

>>11341543
For a sec, I thought that was Pegasus from Yugioh.

>>11338531
>or negative when you're a mostly female content creator
I get it, but also peeps need to learn to just shut up and let artists do their thing instead of whining that they didn't get another image of (character they like).
It'll come, commission it if you really can't wait.
>I'm more of a twink guy
Not him, same.

>>11341798
>let artists do their thing instead of whining
It's an indirect form of showing it, not liking/commenting on/ignoring a post. Total respect to every artist who just does whatever the hell they want. I've had people complain that I wasn't making futanari content, like, piss off.

>Captcha: 0S0YJ

>>11342809
Hmmm... I think the physics do not make sense here...

>>11342807
that face, good shit

>>11345121
Gross.

>>11345941
Where?

>>11346280
Giant sperm going into her balls.

>>11346678
I think those are ghosts or spirit wisps or whatever
Presumably either they will only be sperm when they leave, the Ghostbusters needed a backup ghost trapper, or the afterlife just does not function as anyone expected

>>11346696
Definitely ghosts

>>11348815
Has this not been posted already? Damn, anons were being careless.

>>11349530
I'm half dissapointed this isn't a parody of the nirvana album cover.

>>11343927
Fairy magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>11350551
Source?

>>11350653
PinkradiseLost

>>11348815
Okay like for real, think about how uncomfortable this would be.

>>11353709
Thank you Captain Obvious, once again you have saved the day! You can go away now.

>>11353757
You're welcome.

is superfuta still blocked in europe? tired of seeing the "thing in room 101" message, even if the site barely updates with good content

>>11356739
Is there a higher res version?

>>11360283
Eating in bed is so disgusting.

>>11361759
Goood, I wish that boy was me.

Bump

>>11329220
giwtwm

>>11362713
hot

>>11361759
Dude tell me you have a catbox or a lora for that, please! This kind of cock worship is fucking kino, and i would abuse the hell out of it.

>>11363236
Just img2img and draw over until it looks good.

Miku Monday!

>>11363426
Stop posting thumbnails.

anyone got a source for this?

I am going to be honest if I had something as big as this I would be drowning cities with it.

>>11364846
>glans panties
Kinda peak sponson
Though I doubt she’s gonna be able to aim that towards the toilet anytime soon

Sep really needs to draw more futa lass

>a hyper futa fapfic writer I liked deleted all his accounts
Any chance someone in here saved Entreri's stories?

Would you be bigger or smaller than your hyperfu?

>>11367968
Did he have a patreon? Maybe it got archived at Kemono.

>>11370057
Nope, no patreon, no traces of him anywhere either.

>>11371469
Shame.

>>11366228
He needs to fucking draw anything at all frankly.

Anyone have any good hyper dick stories? Particularly expansion ones but I'm cool with any

>>11374336
Pretty much any wind14 story on AO3

>>11374236
Kind of amazing how Matt peaked way too fucking early. Cake's been able to hold dominance for a decade. Think he really fucked up Matt's self-worth.

>>11308962
my favourite thing about hyper cocks are the hyper foreskins