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>Question of the day
What's your latest accomplishment with anal? How did you finally succeed with the latest victory pertaining to playing with your butt? What's next now that you surpassed your goal? Text/blogposting encouraged!

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>Bad Dragon doesnt have a seller in my country
>Hankey's toys doesnt have a seller in my country

Where am I going to get my high quality large toys

are knockoff njoy wands anything? the actual one is so expensive, this is only ~65€$

>>11323125
For me, cutting out alcohol made a much larger difference than cutting down on coffee.

Just a few beers, and my stomach is weird for 3-4 days at least. After a night out, it takes at least a week until I'm back to normal.

>>11323154
neotori, have fun :)

Would it be stupid to use a plug without lube if it's pretty small? What's the worst that could happen?

>>11323145 (OP)
>What's your latest accomplishment with anal?
My wife used a toy on me and I had a dry orgasm.
We got her a cheap harness for pegging previously, but it was uncomfortable and not very steady, so we got a new one and were planning to try it out (Aslan leather, she said it's much more comfy).
The warmup toy was surprisingly good, and I had a dry orgasm in damn near no time at all. We took a break, and she asked me to fuck her because she was so turned on. We didn't even get to try the harness, but I figured the session was already a big success, so we could try the pegging next time and end on a high note.
I think you buttsluts are the only ones who might get it when I say this feels like a big moment for my relationship.
I can't wait to do it with her again.

>>11323213
My wife and I are just getting into this, too. I haven't gotten many dry orgasms yet, still pretty new to exploring this

>>11323213
Had my first session with my wife yesterday, getting knotted and sucked off was awesome!

>>11323145 (OP)
>What's your latest accomplishment with anal?
I found the exact spot/angle/size to squeeze and rub between my ass and puss.
>How did you finally succeed with the latest victory pertaining to playing with your butt?
Patience, mostly. I've been cumming from it for a while, but have been lazy. I've spent about the last week putting things up my ass for science, not cum, and keeping track of exactly where and how the spot between feels. And I think I got it.

>>11323154
>Bad Dragon
>high quality
lol when will this meme stop?

as the other dude said neotori. I just received my first one from them and it's so much better than anything I've gotten from BD. took 2 weeks to get to the us from germany but it was worth the wait.

>>11323251
Which one did you get from Neotori? I've been looking at their Mundir in medium.

>>11323200
>>11323251
>Neotori
Its an option Ive considered, I live close to Germany but nothing in their collection caught my interest. BD seems to have much more interesting designs, I wanna get a Nova, Neotori has nothing that comes close to that design

what do you guys use to clean yourselves? i have a weird ass shower and i can't change the head.

>>11323335
you can just use a douche. should be available at a drug store

What a toy I can just shove in my ass and enjoy?
I'm getting tried of riding and just want to relax, I've heard mixxed reports about vibrators numbing or stimulating. Also how does the Hush and Edge compare to each other

>>11323335
I just blast myself with a bidet these days, it's good enough if my diet is ok.

>>11323344
That's kind of the sales pitch of prostate massagers like the aneros. People have very mixed experiences, though.

>>11323145 (OP)
>What's your latest accomplishment with anal? How did you finally succeed with the latest victory pertaining to playing with your butt?
got my first anal orgasms in a while. I was already in chastity for a few days and getting really horny, so I put on my favorite thigh highs, grabbed a bottle of poppers, and went through just about my whole toy collection. started out with a couple plugs, then fucking myself with a dildo, then back to playing with the plugs for a bit before I took my new small knot dildo for a ride down to the base. rode the first dildo again from every angle to a couple rolling dry orgasms, but the thing about my dry orgasms is, they just make me hornier for more. so I put in my vibrating plug and played with my nipples for a while, then knotted myself some more before finally trying to get my new biggest plug in. I stretched and I stretched, tried from every angle, hit the poppers more than I should have, but just barely couldn't get it past the second ring. I was exhausted and shaking and sore and finally gave up, and as I took the plug out, the tip gave my prostate one last little tickle and it sent me over the edge into one of the hardest orgasms of my entire life. I thought I'd already dripped about everything I could out my cage over that 2-3 hour session but that plug just squeezed every last drop out from the nooks and crannies of my little estrogen shriveled prostate and left me a shaking moaning mess

>What's next now that you surpassed your goal?
I wanna take that plug all the way, of course. gonna warm myself up better without the poppers next time, and save em for getting over that last hump. and maybe that way I won't have a headache from sniffing half the bottle this time.
and after that? I think I'm taking the size queen journey now, so medium knot, XL plug, and onward from there...

>>11323155
oh yeah I got one of those, paid like 30 bucks on amazon. went to town with that one too for a while last night, good stuff.

>>11323155
How the fuck you use this? Im gliding it in and out over the prostate but it was kinda meh. I hear people saying it's some kind of percision super orgasm tool but I donn't see it

>>11323145 (OP)
>What's your latest accomplishment with anal?
Sometime last week I fucked myself in the ass for nearly 2 hours straight crossdressed in a maid outfit and locked in my flat salt shaker. I had 2 HFWO and maybe even 1 HFDO, it's so hard to tell and distinguish them apart in the heat of the moment. I think I was watching some rough BDSM porn and had my mouth ball gag in. During the last half hour I was moaning and grunting so hard and loud, maybe the hottest session I've ever had.
>What's next now that you surpassed your goal?
Do it again but with a lot of weed and maybe some wine to top it all off. Maybe add in some sissy hypno and Charli XCX to make me feel even more submissive and breedable.

>>11323362
you gotta figure out what gets it for you, for insta,ce what I do is mainly slide it in with the curve, past the prostate, then make like I'm trying to pull it straight out so the bulb hits the prostate from above. and from there I can either grind back and forth on it or just start pounding. really you gotta get creative and try knocking on it from every angle till you find something that works.

>>11323344
>I want to do literally nothing and still enjoy myself.
The other guy is right, that's a prime Aneros shilling opportunity. Maybe also consider a prostate-focused plug you can clamp down on like a Squarepeg Milk-It or a fuck machine for most of the fun of riding with a lot less of the work. Kind of.

>>11323362
Ive never been a big fan of direct prostate massagers either, they work great to milk out cum, I will be leaking cum in minutes, but I find it too aggressive.
I rather ride a dildo with some ridges or a large head/knot that gently brushes past my prostate for a longer period of time

>>11323145 (OP)
>QOTD
Bought a 2X Mel from SP. Holding it in my hands, I realized my eyes were bigger than my ass when I made the order. Being able to insert it was an accomplishment in itself. Could only get it in about 5" deep. My next goal is to be able to bottom out on it.

When your ass is capable of skip to a bigger toy? I buy a new plug more more bigger than the one I start to get into anal and I can't make it to fit it all inside.

>>11323344
Imo all those buttplugs, vibrating plugs, aneros, whatever the fuck, doesnt cut it.
If you want to relax and do nothing while enjoying anal pleasure at its best, you gotta buy a fuckmachine

>>11323488
Requesting a rephrase, this is ESL gibberish

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/p0oinn00
Up for a while

>>11323502
How do you get to bigger toys(you have a 1.25 in plug how do you go to a 1.5in plug)

>>11323526
Buy the 1.5 inch toy. Stretch yourself out with the 1.25 toy, like really fuck yourself good to the point where it's comfortable no matter how hard or fast you go. Do that for a couple minutes. Slowly insert the 1.5 until you can do the same thing in terms of intensity. If too big, buy a 1.4 and repeat process.

>>11323526
>>11323530
Thanks anons, my pardon por the trash redaction.

>>11323503
damn, link is down. I wanted to pleasure your butt again

>>11323539
no worries, happy to help

do you ever desire the discomfort of penetrating yourself with something too big and little to no prep

i feel like i was horny enough in the past and did that by accident a few times, but enough that i associate that pain/discomfort with arousal
so once in a blue moon i'm like
>i should just shove that thing inside and deal with the consequences later. but also i definitely should not....

I wanted to do the math and figure out how many thrusts are required to "take a mile of dick" with my smithie in a single sesh and then try for a new high score but I have a really bad headache now so going to sleep with an unused bum and hopefully tomorrow it will work out. :\

It's gonna be a lot like probably something crazy like 10,000 thrusts .....

>>11323145 (OP)
never opened this thread before, but i just wanted to say that this is truly a magnum opus tier image!!! amazing taste!!!

>>11323706
At a stroke length of 6 inches, it is 10560 thrusts.

Does anyone have the full mindgasm library? Asking because old repositories for it are down or dead.

>>11323626
definitely, yes. it's happening more often now

>>11323155
I got a glass one from Amazon for like 15$ love it when I can find my spot. That's not always the easiest but that's a practice problem.
At minimum it's great for exploring easy in easy out easy to clean etc.

>laying down on side
>legs crossed
>foot taps into buttcheek softly
>feel the longing deep down again
wow, it's that easy now, huh

>>11323626
I always do cleaning prep, but I love starting with my largest non-plug toy. Poppers make it a breeze while still maintaining the full sensitivity & arousal of the beginning of a session. Then eventually I'll swap to my largest plug (13.3" circ) with a popper re-up. I'm by no means a masochist, but I love the stretching feeling like no other, so I try to push my limits and often go too far with my fuck machine.

>>11323749
i'm sure it's relatively safe but fuck that, nothing made out of glass is ever going in my butt.

>>11323748
>>11323752
this makes me feel less crazy, thank you

i kind of have an internal struggle of "am i really going to potentially give myself a rectal fissure just because i feel particularly saucy today..."

why does my prostate feel tickly and needy for cock and i cant tame my erection despite ejaculating 5 times today

Getting butt fucked is literally the most fun thing in the world

>>11323859
True, i feel like its starting to take over my life a bit.
My standards are starting to become really low and I just want someone way bigger than me to breed me forever and make me cum all night every night.

>>11323795
I won't use something narrow and potentially weak but my fav plug is a glass one. He is a big boi. He keeps my butt stretched in between dildos during a sesh or when I need to rest and catch my breath. :3

>>11323145 (OP)
>>Question of the day

My one and only goal from the age of 13 was to have the mythical 'girl orgasm' that I read about in a magazine back in the 90s. I theorised at the time that girls could have girl orgasms, and they had butts, and boys also had butts, scientifically speaking boys could also have girl orgasms. This was later backed up by another article I read on anal play, and on pegging in a fetish article. It became my only goal in life.

Finally, 22 years later, I achieved a one-off 'girl orgasm.' My next goal was to have multiples, and I got that the following day. My next goal was to be able to do it any time, and I achieved that within a couple more days.

And honestly, I don't feel any further need to go beyond that. I have achieved the best you can get and get it on tap and repeatedly. What else is there beyond that? None of the gooner and trooner and coomer shit anyone here goes on about will give me anything more than what I already get.

>>11323905
Oh you naive fool!! I once was trapped in your way of thinking but have found the light since then. There literally are infinite ways of orgasming!!!
You can turn your entire body into erogenous zones and cum by touching any part of your body.
It just takes discipline and a routine. The entire body is an infinite paradise for the chosen ones!!!
Nipple orgasms are the next step you must do, check out this pdf.
https://files.catbox.moe/fa55vs.pdf
You can have dry and wet nipple orgasms that make your entire body shiver and force you to moan, completely different from stimulating your prostate or your cock.
Did you ever cum by the sensation of merely having a dildo in your mouth, by just a thought, by just a touch?
Ice cubes, candle wax, feathers, etc as well. You can develop your own ways to orgasm if you know where to begin. Which is with nipple development and nipple orgasm!

I dont know why but since Ive started sizing up lately it just doesnt feel as good. I think in about 2 months I went up 0.5-0.8" in girth.
Although I can take my largest dildo all the way to the hilt now, which is around 3" in girth, the discomfortable feeling never went away. I thought it would feel better once I got used to the size but nah, its been weeks now and I can easily take it but it just keeps having that slight feeling of discomfort.
Almost feels like there is TOO much pressure on the prostate making it harder to cum not easier, also can definitely notice a much larger pressure on my bladder which often gives me the feeling of having to pee instead of wanting to cum, I know some people in these threads enjoy that and even call it a "pee-orgasm" but its not for me.
I do really enjoy the feeling of being filled up thats whats making it so frustrating, I cant go back to smaller dildos now because they leave me unsatisfied now that I stretched my hole further.
I guess the only option is to take a prolonged break and hope that my smaller dildos satisfy me again.. Sigh

Are ejaculating/lube shooting dildos any good?

Been looking at getting a dildo with a k ot, and one of my options is a lube shooter, but does it feel any different, or is it just a convenient way to add more lube when riding it?

I assume that cleaning it afterwards is also more of a hassle.

>>11323213
>>11323235
>>11323243
Great job

>>11323706
>>11323726

I think around 5h of riding can get you there, probably even less. It's a rough estimate based on a 4inch dildo of penetration, of ~30 bounces per minute

If you split it into 20, or 30 min. sessions per day, it's about 10-15 days of riding which sounds nice, but also 20 min session sounds hard to stick to. Once you start riding, you might not wanna stop after only 20 mins.. but sounds like a very fun plan.

Got a week or so of the place to myself finally. Not in a country with legal thc but some very week hemp based things, also got some lucy left over. Haven't done any anal in about 6 weeks to let a hemorrhoid heal. Also my main toy collection is not accessible so I'm left with just an njoy, syn helix v, progasm, edge2 and a neo elite. I miss my slepnir so bad though.
Any suggestions for shopping spree on Ali express? Thinking slutty outfits, some fetish tattoos, maybe a cage but I'm really big flaccid even large cages are tight. Gonna grab 1 or two cheaper good looking dildos too

>>11323986
In my experience, more hassle then they are worth. Very hot but i use a condom on my rex and chance with a cumtube because of cleanup. It is a good way to keep stuff super slippery tho

>>11323744
I torrented it a while ago,. I have no idea if it's up to date
https://mega nz/file/ZAJBxKwS#J4XbZp55xa2BpJOBiFEqveKL_GShWNaDURSU_gTerGY

>>11323154
NS Novelties for lifelike dildos.
B-Vibe for plugs.
Tantus for non lifelike dildos

>>11323749
>15$
>glass
bro likes to live dangerously

>>11323995
Hot af

>>11323995
Thanks for this anon

>>11324036
If you end up buying stuff, can you share the links here? I've been aching for a year, and it seems to be coming back soon, so I am probably buying new stuff to get back into the game. (If it's allowed by board rules)

>>11324036
With that lineup I don't think I'd buy anything so long as you have good lube. Cages are usually supposed to be tight so they don't allow for expansion, maybe use some lotion to help slide in.

>>11324059
>>11324066

>>11324022
>>11323726
>>11323706

I would join you in this marathon on the hismith, see how far we can go in a month

Hmu on discord vargus204

>>11323154
Topped Toys

>>11323251
>>11323326

Bad Dragon abuse animals tho

>>11323495
Facts

Fuck machine best investment

Any of you had actual sex with men? How was that like?

>>11323626
Use a lube shooter to inject some lube in you then just shove that toy in and let the hard fucking spread the lube

>>11323794
Poppers gonna make you blind

>>11323821
You've become an anal slut

You'll keep feeling that itch until you fuck your ass to scratch it

>>11323905
Teach me how please

>>11323859
yes, yes it is

>>11323805
no problem. in fact, i just gave my butt a soft little pat with my hand. one second later, i felt the anal longing again, and then two seconds after that my dick twitched and got a little hard. its getting harder just thinking about it. this is what TRUE rewiring looks like.

>>11323821
the bussy hole is never satisfied. it is an abyss that always craves dick and always needs more

For those who have taken a real dick, what pushed you over the edge of of moving on from toys?
I'm on the fence about it and I need something to convince me to go all the way.

>>11323905
>What else is there beyond that? None of the gooner and trooner and coomer shit anyone here goes on about will give me anything more than what I already get.
skill issue cope

>>11324140
I had my gf tie me down and blindfold me for our pegging sessions but this time she invited a guy to pound my ass

She whispered so many kinky things in my ear while I was stuck getting pounded by real dick

Best orgasms ever

>>11324176
How do we supercharge that craving in subs

>>11324179
>She whispered so many kinky things in my ear
For the love of dear Holy Mary Mother of Christ, please expound

Punching the air right now over how I can't do anal until the weekend

I wanna get something new for Canada day sale at topped toys

Whatever post gets dubs I'll buy the toy you recommend

Leave your kik if you want to see pics once I get it ;)

>>11324142
I take my own blend of eye health supplements. I had slight macular damage happening when I first started doing poppers (and hadn't found a good brand yet, RIP VHCleaner) but the supplements not only prevented further degeneration but also completely reversed all negative effects on my vision. I even went to an opthalmologist regarding my macula, and they found absolutely nothing wrong with them, so I'm pretty confident in my solution.

I've been meaning to start synthesizing my own poppers, but sourcing the ingredients has been made difficult thanks to the popularization of sodium nitrite as a suicide method. (Not so) funnily enough, I had a 4chan friend who ended up living down the street from me that committed suicide using sodium nitrite :/

>>11324194
Artemis 80

>>11324195
Do you think if you'd gotten them hooked on poppers they'd still be alive

>>11324198
Eh, probably not, they had some deep trauma, but they certainly would've lasted longer by indulging in the escapism of coom.

>>11324199
Should have buttfucked them to save their life

>>11324201
I wasn't really attracted to them. They were significantly larger than me, and they had a taste for even taller guys. Their ex who was responsible for a lot of their issues was fuckhuge, like 6'7" or something ridiculous.

>>11324180
by ignoring what the sub wants and focusing on what the hole wants: to be permanently filled and dominated, over and over. doesn't matter if the sub squirts and jizzes and spasms and feels like he's had enough, the hole never has enough.

Not a particularly exciting comment but I think i'll just order some X-Lube from Topped Toys. Always used coconut oil and have always been very satisfied with it, including price, but you whores always go on and on about how X-Lube is the best shit ever, so after roughly a decade of cumming from my ass I guess this is a nice little way to upgrade my favorite hobby. Anyway, what am I in for?

>>11324195
>RIP VHCleaner
Their death hit as hard as US Pop Shop closing. RIP indeed.

>>11324211
X-Lube (or K-Lube) is the best lube by far, but it has a learning curve. Since you control the mixture and preparation, the consistency can vary wildly. Just take your time and experiment with differing ratios of powder to water. Make sure you are super duper thorough in mixing it together and let it rest for a bit to settle. It's entirely usable while misprepared, but it won't be anywhere near as good.

>>11324213
I managed to buy a decent amount before they pulled out, but I'm down to just a single semi-stale bottle now. I haven't bothered to find a replacement yet since life circumstances have made butt stuff far far far more occasional. Do you have any recs?

>>11324215
>It's entirely usable while misprepared, but it won't be anywhere near as good.
What are the differences? Like, what makes it so top-tier when you let it wait and settle?

>>11323706
>Mile of cock
I've done about 1/2 mile in a single session, with smaller (5x5) dildos, takes a long time though, on a Fredorch F21

>>11323626
I like rape fantasies, super hot, with only lube on the tip to stimulate it.

>>11324125
This is one of my favorite styles , showing the cock in the body!

>>11323995
Now THIS is gender equality!

>>11323626
sure but that's nothing
i'm into choking, hair pulling, smacking, spanking, extremely degrading dirty talk, light ball busting and brutal rape fantasies
and yes, almost all of them came as a result of discovering anal

>>11324142
>Poppers gonna make you blind
I believe amyl vs nitrite matters

>>11323995
>>11324125
more

>>11324177
I wanted the feeling, but haven't had real dick better than same size dildos. And you come to find that most available guys are small. The big guys, I assume, have a full roster.

>>11324179
How big was he?

>>11324215
>Do you have any recs
Nope, I was fishing for recs from one of you guys. Mr. S Leather sells some that are okay but not as good.

>>11324177
I've been wondering the same, and then I thought about a fucking machine. I wonder if the fuck machine is enough fun for the body and mind, or would you end up craving a real d?

>>11324191
I'm CRAVING it so much as well. I haven't done it in 2-3 months and I'm thinking of it every day. But I think I want to make it special, soon enough.

>>11324218
Ultimately, it's all entirely preference. Letting the lube rest after mixing allows bubbles to come out which will produce a smoother, more consistent lube. Bubbles can combine with undissolved powder to form clumps. Some people like the uneven consistency, though. Some people even mix in raw powder or even apply it to their toys mid-session.

Personally, I prefer the lube to always be completely homogeneous and consistent, but what I'll do is make two batches in separate bottles where one is much thinner and the other much thicker. This lets me control exactly how thick I want it by just switching between the two lube bottles mid-session.

>>11324228
All poppers damage vision and cause unknown effects to the brain and body. Fundamentally, all alkyl nitrites (which includes isoamyl nitrite) will release nitric oxide which oxidize who knows what. The macula is just particularly sensitive and is the most visible (ha) side effect, thus the most well known & verifiable. The primary difference between the various alkyl nitrites is how volatile they are which affects how quickly they release nitric oxide. If you huff an amyl nitrite for long enough, it'll certainly cause the same effects on your vision. Amyls also don't hit as hard, so people ascribe more of a body high than a head high to them. Personally, I love butyl nitrites since they hit the hardest without being as obviously damaging as isopropyl nitrites (which are the ones universally recognized as causing eye damage). This all being said, it's possible that there is other variance of side effects depending on the alkyl group, but that's entirely in the realm of vibes and guessing. Not enough credible research into it.

Unfortunately, there's an absolute fuckton of retards who spew misinformation because they're all retards who do gas station drugs and have probably fried their brains on inhalants. The biggest red flags are shilling normie brands (Rush, Amsterdam, etc) and acting like there's meaningful differences between them, reminiscing about how good poppers were in the good old days, and overhyping amyl nitrites (especially muh European/French ones). I'm not saying these people are necessarily wrong, but they're too fucking retarded to trust their opinions and anecdotes.

>>11324233
I'd suggest either making your own or finding some less retarded bathtub chemist who risks selling them via Venmo or whatever. I've had very mixed results with these sorts of sellers, but I haven't checked out the scene after the ban. International shipping _will_ damage the goods due to air pressure, but if you get lucky with shipping and customs also doesn't fuck you, you could try importing. Just be prepared to get scammed. Even the most generous of overseas sellers will usually only refund one customs bust, and that was before they started cracking down. I wouldn't be surprised if they were less generous now.

Your best bet is probably trying to sift through the cesspool that is /r/popperpigs. It's filled with retards, gooners with bad taste, and shills advertising their own products and/or scams, but it's somehow still the least shit public forum on poppers. Everywhere else is even worse. See my post above on gauging how trustworthy a poppers enjoyer/shill is on the internet.

>>11324049

novelties colours girth 7 good for first toy? i am mostly worried about material

>>11324242
There are plenty of good reasons not to take poppers at all, buying has gotten to be a pain and I'm not really one for garage chemistry, but... I'll think about it. I wish people would stop making things inconvenient for me by offing themselves.

>>11324235
>2-3 months
mate i'd go insane lol. I think it's only been 4 days and I am jonesing real bad already

>>11324250
Indeed. They are a risky thing and likely not worth it for most people. The funny part is that the only reason why poppers are even banned now is because RFK is old enough to remember that like 99% of the people dying from AIDS were poppers addicts who thrashed their immune systems with daily extreme usage, allowing HIV to actually grow into full blown AIDS. It's probably for the best that they're banned since fags tend to be suicidal dumbasses using coom addiction as escapism, but the vast majority are too pussy to do illegal drugs except weed.

>>11324224
>>11324225
>>11324229

>>11324253
>>11324255
>>11324256
................................more

>>11324261
There isn't more. At least of good quality.

getting into stuff after a year or so of not, i discovered that i'm allergic to something in my lube. makes my sphincter feel like, inflamed.
i ordered a bottle of x-lube but now i'm scared that i'm allergic to something in it as well, though at least if it means that if i'm allergic to xlube then all water-based lube is off limits for me.

Getting into stuff after a year or so of not, I discovered that I'm allergic to something in my lube. Makes my sphincter feel like, inflamed.
I ordered a bottle of x-lube but now I'm scared that I'm allergic to something in it as well, though at least it means that if I'm allergic to xlube then all water-based lube is off limits for me.

>>11323145 (OP)
>QOTD
Recently began full timing a thong with my small BD egg plug, love how can press the plug into the thong while in public. Usually wear pants tucked into boots, recently wearing shorts.

>>11324249
I'd go smaller, and make sure it's not completely firm. I believe they make a 6x1.7, probably my favorite all around lifelike dildo.
I have the 8" also, it's 2.2" diameter, too much for starting.

>>11324273
Glycerin, in KY, I'm not allergic, but it draws water into colon, induces poop.

>>11324279
Thanks! Seems like it is glycerin. Shouldn't have any problems with xlube then.
It's funny how the bottle had some buzzwords about it making you "extra sensitive", which, I guess, yeah.

i need to be bred and broken

>>11324132
Tell you what.. I'm down for it, but I need to wait a bit longer. I'll reach out on discord and would love to go on this adventure with you.

>>11324022
>20, or 30 min. sessions
Bruh. I've certainly calmed down since then, but I was doing 12+ hour sessions when I first got a fuck machine. And that was with light belly bulge from a Mr Hankey, too. I can't go around the sigmoid colon for 12 hours, though, as it begins to lock up far sooner than that. I shudder to think about how many hundreds of miles of silicone dick I've ridden.

>>11323908
Coomer bullshit

ok trooner

>>11324144

1. Lie in picrel
2. Insert a curved metal or glass wand (should be hard material, soft or flexible doesn't work for me. I use an Njoy wand but any similar should work)
3. Rub upper wall until you orgasm

Try different locations and movements as the nerve clusters in your ass will be in different locations to others, be patient and don't try and go too deep or fast. It's not a race. Think of it less as 'making yourself orgasm' and more as 'bringing yourself to orgasm.' Masturbate like a girl, not like a guy.

Ignore all coomers, gooners, and trooners and their advice. You don't need to dress like a troon, go too deep, go too large, cook your brain on drugs, use e-stim, choke yourself, cage your cock, cut your balls off, watch cringe gooner 'mindgasm' shit. You just need to locate your nerve endings in your asshole and rub them.

>>11324321
You fuck yourself in the ass and cum, nigger.
Afraid of touching your nipples and cumming you retard?

>>11323145 (OP)
Wtf happened to this general why are people so toxic now?

>>11324347
Because it is unnecessary and serves no purpose? It's also troon lies.

>>11324348
Too many coomers and troons trying to sell their shit to people.

>>11324350
You started fucking yourself in the ass with dildoes and made it your life goal to have orgasms like women do because you read it in a magazine once at the age of 13.
But touch nipple bad because troon?
You're fucking retarded, nigger.

>>11324354
Wrong again. Unsurprising, though.

I started fucking yourself in the ass with dildos and made it my life goal to have orgasms like women do because I read it in a magazine once at the age of 13. Having achieved my goal, and enjoying myself immensely, there is no need to expand beyond that. At best, it is extraneous and adds nothing to the experience, like adding edible flowers to a slow cooker stew. Typically, it is just a load of gooner bullshit and fucks up my stew, like adding tendies to my stew, or adding a fat shit to my stew. At worst, it's actively dangerous advice, like adding mercury to my stew.

>>11324366
Got me good, AI nigger.

>>11324368

are vibrating prostate massagers worthe heavy investment they cost? I was looking at the Edge 2

>>11324339
like this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/ulzaaq.png

>>11324380
No. Vibrators don't do shit except numb your nerves.

>>11324383
That's what I use. Only thing to be careful of are cheap Chinesium knockoffs - they may not be machined and polished as well, leading to puts and burrs. Some of the worst models aren't single milled pieces but rather coated metals as they're cheaper, leading to the metal chipping and flaking off. I invested in a known brand as I know I'm getting safe products.

>>11323145 (OP)
Ordered these to start my foray into knotting. One is not knotted, 2 inches in diameter. The other has a 2.28 inch diameter knot. I've taken some pretty big stuff before, but this is a step up. I was going to go with Neotori Mundir, but I figured it can't hurt to try out cheap alternatives first to see if knotting lives up to the hype.

>>11324399
>single milled pieces
mm, noted. thank you

>>11324036
Do you have any idea why you got that hemorrhoid? I don't get them 99% of the time I do anal, but that 1% that I do really sucks, especially because I have no idea what I'm doing differently to cause it.

>>11323726
>>11324022
I figured out that with the toy I like I am using the smithie with a 3 inch thrust so that's 21,120 thrusts. The machine does 240/min at 100% but I really like running it at 60% so that's 147 minutes assuming no breaks so that's not too much. I think I will commit to trying tomorrow and seeing how "far" I can get! It's way too late now. Zzzzzzz just sleeping naked with a hungry butt.

>>11324434
I've been looking at the mundir as well. But I think I'll buy picrel for my first knotted toy. Or maybe a verybsimilar one that is slightly smaller. My biggest toy is about 4.5 cm, but I can bounce on that one quite easily.

Ugh. I came during my sesh and now I'm stuck here trying to resist eating until my horny comes back for round two. My monorgasmic friends, how do you get back into the mood while still clean?

>>11324498
You probably want more space after the knot than what that toy has. You might also want to make sure you can take the 22cms of that toy before trying to knot it, since you might hurt yourself trying to push your depth limits with a knotted toy, but 22cm is probably shallow enough to not be much of a concern in that regard.

>>11324399
Y'know what, since I might get an answer.
Do you always use the big side or the small side?
Is one entirely intended as the handle or is using both ends actually expected?
I'm uncertain.

>>11324502
I don't understand the question. I just keep making myself orgasm until I get bored, hungry, tired, run out of time, or my body has had too much and shuts down. An hour, two, three - I just keep going and there's zero post-nut clarity or refractory.

>>11324505
I always use the large side because I find that it reaches more nerves just by virtue of surface area. There's multiple clusters of nerves in the ass and the larger end is just better at getting more of them per stroke. Additionally, the smaller end will hit what it needs to hit, but just like acupressure it's pushing too hard on too small a region, resulting in sensations that are less conducive to pleasure. The larger surface area 'spreads out' the force and softens it.

>>11324503
I did not think about being able to take all 22 cm. My currently biggest one is only 17 cm when bottoming out on it.

I think I'll see if I can find another model, especially with you point about having the knot preferably being further up.

>>11324503
How much space after the knot do you think there should be? I just assumed that very little was fine, since then it'd be more or less directly on my prostate.

>>11324511
Then it sounds like you're polyorgasmic. I'm not. I've gotten over any guilt or whatever from post nut regret, but now my problem is that I just get hungry and feel like cooming is a waste of time. Logically, though, I recognize that I want to get more out of the session given all the prep work, so it's a constant mental struggle trying to avoid eating until I'm back in the mood.

>>11324517
I eat all the time between sessions and don't have any issues. I'll get home and spend an hour at it, then eat dinner and chill for an hour, then go back to it again for another hour or two. Why would you have to avoid eating?

>>11324515
I like there to be an inch or so of space just so the knot can entirely get in there and fit snugly, which is good for both holding the toy inside me like a plug or for feeling it moving in and out if I choose to ride the toy. The sphincter is technically two sphincters that are about an inch long, and in my experience with a toy like >>11324498 the innermost sphincter won't completely close on it which doesn't feel as nice to me.

Had a crazy good anal fuck with a fucking machine today. Times like this reassure you that all preparations and cleanup really worth it.

>>11324511
Good tips, thanks again.

does anyone have a recommendation for a plug I can use for stretching? I got a new toy recently with a knot and I can almost get it but the knot is just massive (14.2" around) so I wondering if there's a plug that gradually gets thicker to that point. ty in advance.

>>11324261

>>11324261
>>11324546

>>11324524
Great, thank you! I'll definitely buy another toy then. Thanks for the recommendations.

>>11324521
I do really deep stuff, past the sigmoid. I can eat about a day before a sesh, but any later and it runs a serious risk.

>>11324559
Ah, there's your problem. You've fallen for and are engaging in gooner porn memes and sticking shit where your shit is rather than where the actual pleasure nerves are.

>>11324485
Imagine getting woken up by a D in your ass, gently pounding you while you sleep. When you said "sleeping naked with a hungry butt", that image came to mind. So like, an hour before you would naturally wake up, somehow (someone, or some machine) starts slowly pushing inside (but without much teasing, I think the tease would wake you up). Like, just imagine after a few thrusts, it wakes you up and you just start moaning and grabbing the bedsheets :O

>>11324498
I hate how all the bigger knot dildos have the knot so deep in, like with the girth size I want, I will have to insert 20cm before I get to the knot. I dont like to go that deep.
Why do none of these dildo creators ever think of this, I want one thats around 6-7cm in girth and a knot around 10cm in. But no, every time you go bigger in girth with all these sellers, they also increase the length. Fucking hate it ...

>>11324579
You've got things like BD's Fenrir and Weredog's Dagger for less shaft to knot. Also TTC's Jake or Primal Hardwere's Rufus if you want really short with a big knot. Any shorter and it's not exactly a dildo anymore, it's just a butt plug at that point. Short knotted toys are pretty rare though, although I too am a fan.

>>11324585
The problem is that the smaller dildos with knots are the exact length I want, but are too small in girth. But if you increase the size they will also increase the length.
15-17cm insertable length would be fine for me but having to go 20cm+ just to reach the knot is just shit. I will check out your recommendations thanks

I always end just wanting to pee, fuck.. mind you, I only use plugs.

>>11323795
>>11324058
Honestly I love glass toys. They have a few basic risks but nothing that is as concerning as people make it out to be.

Arguably just as safe than any other toy.
Inspect for chips and damage before use and after any drops.
Super easy to clean.
It's not like the glass is super thin and fragile. This isn't one man one jar. It's a half inch thick round piece of glass. If you're using it hard enough to break you are damaging something else in you before the toy gets hurt.

I used to really like fingering my ass in the shower, going to get back into it again.

Is something like this good:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009371410383.html

They have thrusting toys too? Would that feel better than vibrating? It only goes back and forth about a cm.

>>11324664
I'd never put something from aliexpress inside me, unless I wanted to get ass cancer.

Generally thrusting toys are underwhelming, as they usually thrust less than an inch back and forth, and only with the part that is already inside you.

If this is your first toy, go buy a regular dildo from a store inside your country.

holy fuck
i followed this in the guide
>For my recommendation (as I use psyllium husk), I recommend to start eating oatmeal for breakfast every day. Use psyllium husk powder before breakfast; quarter of a tablespoon with 8oz of water. Dump the quarter of a tablespoon in your mouth, then chug the 8oz of water, then proceed to drink 16 oz normally over time.
felt like i almost choked to death, jesus christ
now my throat feels incredibly sore

>>11324676
I had some stomach issues I used Psyllium for, it sucks. Best way I found it is to dump it in a glass of water, stir less than 15 secs, then swallow it, clumps and all. Better than choking to death, still disgusting.

>>11324676
Lolwut
You're supposed to stir the psyllium into the water. I do that three times a day, and it goes down easily. Just dumping it into your mouth will never work.

What retard wrote that?

>>11324683
yeah idk, apparently it's a bitch to clean off of a glass so that's what they resorted to.
>three times a day
whoa, really? how much do you take each time?

>>11324689
If you clean the glass immediately afterwards, it is not so bad. If you let it dry, it is a bitch to get off.

I take 5 mL, so about a teaspoon, with my breakfast, lunch and dinner, along with plenty of water. My stomach feels great, and there's almost never anything on the paper when I wipe.

Psyllium does constipate some people, so you should probably get used to lower dosages first. It also takes a few days to a week on usage for it to have a stable effect, at least in my experience.

>>11324505
I usually use the small side, for me I find that the larger end distributes pressure too much so I can't focus on the spots I actually want to hit.

>>11324546
>>11324547
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...more..........

>>11324676
Yeah, actually one of the reasons I refuse to take psyllium. One of the risks is choking if you dont drink enough water with it, or chug it fast enough. It will expand fast in your throat.
I live alone, Im not gonna risk dying for some better shits lmao

>>11324762
That is bullshit. Sure, if you try and swallow a tablespoon of husk, then chase it with a glass of water, it might go wrong.

But if you stir it into a glass of water, it's impossible for it to choke you.

>>11324762
If geriatrics can take Metamucil without kicking the bucket when every single part of their body is already actively trying to kill them you can use psylium too. Just mix it into water like the instructions say and don't treat the dry powder like a shot with a water chaser. What you're saying is like refusing to use cinnamon because retarded Zoomers have asphyxiated on it when they tried to swallow a bottle of the stuff.

>>11324767
>>11324787
I assume its when you take it in pill form supplement and dont drink enough water, if you mix some kind of powder with water it might never be an issue.
But how can it be bullshit when the other guy literally just said he almost choked when taking it for the first time. Clearly its a risk if you do it wrong

>>11324801
Eating a steak is also dangerous, if you refuse to chew it and just try to deep throat it all at once.

>>11324525
>long fuck machine sessions
>cleanup and prep time
Yep, seems the prep and cleanup totals about an hour, but for hours of good sex, it's incredible value.
Tops like to hold power over bottoms, but really these machines tip that power balance.

>>11324801
>how can it be bullshit when the other guy literally just said he almost choked
I JUST gave you another example of how something safe in the hands of people with two functional brain cells can become dangerous when used by a retard. Don't. Swallow. Dry. Powder. It's that easy to avoid death by common dietary supplement. The concept isn't hard to grasp.

>>11324563
Fallen for memes? I fell for what was fun and pleasurable. Watching amd feeling your belly bulge with every stroke of the fuck machine is absolutely goated. Or letting it stay in at max distance pushing against bend to the transverse colon while straight up jorking it is also pretty goated.

>>11324822
>he doesn't deepthroat his steaks before eating them
Every moment is an opportunity for training, anon.

>>11323145 (OP)
trying to enjoy myself with a

Circumference: 3 inches
Insertable Length: 2.75 inches
Length: 3.5 inches

I've made myself cum without touching dick a couple times when laying on bed but its still a struggle in terms of if Im doing it right. I've "hit it" when laying back legs up or around and pulling the base downwards so the flared part goes upward and then I sort of clench in a way so it eases out/in naturally. But I like looking at porn or playing H-games whilst getting prostate stims so I was wondering is it good/normal to sit down in front of the computer with a prostate massager in my ass.

>>11324840
>3,2.75,3.5
A plug? What type?

>>11324851
Lovehoney Ignite Silicone Prostate Massager a massager.

>>11324859
Awesome
>sitting on massager
I think it's fine, as long as the plug is somewhat neutral OR you are moving on it. I love riding my small bd plug, whenever it becomes uncomfortable I push it out and it comes back in and is comfy again.

>>11324859
>>11324840
yeah I'm really struggling trying to masturbate without touching my dick while sitting with my pc. I don't know what to do with the prostate massager in my ass whether to sit fully downa nd tense it up or lean forward a bit and let it tense in and out or just manually stimulate myself.
>>11324878
I see thanks for the advice I guess I'll play around with it just hoping its not a bad thing if I push it all the way in because I still am unsure about where my prostate is

>>11324676
This is what happens when you follow gooner porn memes on a shitposting webstie.

All the depth play morons are gonna find themselves shitting in a bag from age 30 onwards and I guarantee they got the idea from this place.

>>11324882
>unsure about prostate
I find that when using bigger toys, the walls are too relaxed for passive prostate stimulation - you either have to flex your muscles, or tilt the toy.

>>11324833
I look forward to the day that you get sepsis because you got a hole in your colon and you wind up having to shit in a bag for the rest of your life.

>>11324884
>>11324886
Kill yourself you salty bitch

>>11324232
I don't know for certain but he felt massive since I was tied and blindfolded

>>11324204
Can you dom me until I'm an anal addicted bondage slut

>>11324194
Still taking purchase recs for topped toys and I'll instant buy anything someone hits dubs on

>>11324889
I'd rather kill myself than spend my best years being the guy at work that constantly smells like shit because I have to shit in a bag, and never having a lover because the moment they find out I shit in a bag it's over.

Enjoy your fate. It'll be super funny for me.

>>11324762
Is not expanding foam where it triples in size in mere seconds

Fuckin retard

>>11324589
Skill issue, just take it deeper you whore

>>11324885
yeah in my most fortunate attempts I've done both constant checks with the tilts and just focused on clenching in and out.

How do I prep a tennis ball for insertion in a recoverable way? Condoms would be the easiest but I'm not sure I'd trust that setup to endure an anal withdrawal, my ass is strong and tight. Can't puncture the tennis ball, there's some pressurized gas in there providing a firmness which is the whole reason I enjoy sitting on tennis balls. Just ready to take my love for tennis to the next level iykwim, please help.
>Also if I'm being retarded and there's already a nice round plug/bead the same diameter as a tennis ball made of solid silicone, that'd be fine too lol

>>11324517
Everyone is with the prostate

>>11324545
The topped toys plugs are all great

>>11324910
Retard is jerking off with his dildos deep past the place where there's even any nerve endings to pleasure. Of course he's gonna have a dissatisfying time of it. It's like blending your delicious meal into a paste and pouring it down a tube into your stomach and complaining that you meal wasn't delicious and now your throat hurts.

>>11324915
What are you on about

>>11324762
>choking
>with a clogged throat
Learn 2 anatomy

>>11324240
not that anon but I have personally abused poppers (unknowingly) when I first got it. hitting it constantly for the span of 1-4 hours during my first time with looped poppers hero vid, then later sessions only lasted about hour long with more spacing. it was great though since I experienced such anal-gooning state like no other (went through more than half 30ml bottle in like <3 months). my experience is more like what the fags describe as "old 80s poppers" and I seriously think they just fucking had tolerance and low NO as they aged. my tolerance with poppers actually lowered the more I use it to the point just small sniffs can last about 1-5 minutes high (considering pentyl and weaker poppers at this point) and also the soles of my feet and fingernails turning pale faster (due to increased effect?). I think there are certain techniques but all that matters is popper having a higher DLU date (like if you buy one now it should indicate 2027) but me sniffing directly with the bottle was bad idea as the poppers grew more stale so I think the safest trick is to get them vaporize in a small container with crumpled paper letting the thing turn to gas BUT never inhale old vapor in cotton+bottle exposed to UV/sunlight I think that is how I got a lung problem (x-ray was fine).
my first brand was AMYL, the effects had this thing where what you see (usually stationary thing) feels like pops out of your screen which was nice when I wasn't prepped for anal, my vision also got shit after going hard 1-4 hour goon sesh, like green delayed afterimages and later the green blob but those are temporary effects along with blurring which seem to be reversed by taking vitamin C, B, and time as it may have been caused by reduced eye pressure which goes away after a while off poppers,

>>11323503
Link is up again for an hour or so

>>11324939
there was also a desaturation of vision which was quickly reversed (somehow immediately) after eating anthocyanin-rich food and turmeric tea so it's somewhat reversible? more side-effects, I noticed my feet sweat actually smelled more like a locker room kind and more rancid sweat-smell only on my feet though. poppers also kinda leak even from the bottle and made my drawer smell bad, avoid having popper leaking such gas as it's the thing that makes people cough or allergic/sensitive to it so I'd recommend a small glass jar with rubber/silicone seal for storage. more side-effects I felt extremely lethargic after a while of use, this goes away I think as the blood goes back to normal in about 1week to 15 days break. also think my vision didn't really went to shit. it was still just as good and during use the floaters become somehow more apparent or noticeable but there's no change on the amount of floaters in my vision, the light sensitivity and lack of focus only increased awareness of those (though I didn't use IPN so I think I was lucky had I 50+ sniffed IPN during my first). so yeah you know it's time to stop once your nose gets stuffy, you get headache, get hands shaky, or when your hands/nails/sole look paler than usual. wait another 3 days or a week or more until you get your body NO reserves back and reduce the metHB levels. I also noticed after stopping for a while for good I had this fuzzy numb feeling on my face that lasted a long time (I thought it was permanent lol). Don't drink alcohol before or after doing poppers, just don't. I would say stick to CBD and THC but damn hitting it 50+ sniffs is wild experience but I know I can't do it again so I'm thinking on getting healthier so I can (maybe I can be like those popper coaches w).

>>11324036
I would say go to Temu and get assortment of bulbous-tip glass toys, maybe a fufu clip or two. as for extreme suggestions I would say get intravaginal prog and use that as lube.

>>11323908
I've had nipple orgasm like more than twice but both ended up with me cumming so I failed the pdf you attached. the trick is to get it sensitive enough which I already am and casually change the motion you stimulate the nipple(s): twisting, flicking, pulling, scratching only changing when the one motion gets boring enough but when it happens it is extremely satisfying like the strongest orgasm ever and it's kind of scary. it's like when you're having dry orgasm (which I had once) with a dildo just hitting your filled to brim prostate (to the point it's doing some squishy sound) and feeling like you're gonna go crazy with how good it feels and looking down you just had a dry orgasm but felt something came out BUT you can do it over and over for as long as you can. on my case I usually just end up bursting hands-free and no stimulation to the dick. just stimulating my nipples alone although my nipples is really really sensitive these days I still haven't had time to try it again, anyway thanks for the reminder. I also have people having hands-free orgasms just with deepthroating, really the brain is weird and it's something that is capable of wonderful things.

I'm going to be seeing my long distance partner. In terms of toys, what can we realistically work up to in a week? We both have no experience.

>>11324894
you seem really insecure about something

>>11324762
they make pills for the retards

>>11324892
sorry but i'm also an anal addicted bondage slut

>>11324992
Fuck

I was up to a large chance flared hilted, and sitting on an XL nova working the last knot....

Now all I have is one random dildo and its pretty weird trying to focus on prostate.

I'd really like to try a nox when I get in a position for toys again, but once you get used to the flare its like.... derp.

Anyone worried about stretching, im so tight now its sad

Its so fun being able to just play whenever

I learned that I probably have a haemorrhoid. Anal as an idea suddenly became really disgusting. On the other hand I'm kinda glad that that blood is from something more mundane.
Fuck, maybe this will push me towards normalcy.

Anal is cool
Most of you aren't cool
Don't be anal do anal

>>11324749
anon.... enough......

>>11323145 (OP)
>What's your latest accomplishment with anal?
Maybe a little different, but my gf and I have been talking more about her pegging me lately, she's always wanted to peg a guy and I like butt stuff but am shy. I finally had the horny courage to surprise her with a video sitting on a dildo.
>What's next now that you surpassed your goal?
Getting pegged of course.

I havent done much buttstuff lately, im going to try to do it again, what kind of marijuana is best for anal sex? CBD/THC? sativa,indica? edibles,vape,oil?

>>11325021
congrats anon, i mean it. if it goes well, let us know. anal success stories are strong enough to warm my cold, dead black heart

>>11325022
seconding this question, I just take these droplets I put in water or tea, and they do the job but I'm down for an upgrade if such a thing is real

>>11325004
>Its so fun being able to just play whenever
Damn straight. Some time last week I just decided out of the blue to do anal with very little warm-up or prep. Lasted about an hour and a half and everything went extremely well.

>>11325008
rookie numbers, so to speak. i've had minor bleeding and hemorrhoids before and they never stopped me.

You ever fuck yourself and cum so hard from anal that your asshole just starts squirting like a pussy? Not as much liquid or volume, but enough to make wet noises and have lube and other secretions cover a lot of your legs and thighs?

>>11324988
That all depends on your own pain tolerance. If you guys know what you're doing, you can work up to a lot, as long as you have enough patience and lube. Just slowly insert until it feels comfortable enough to the point you can go to pound town with absolutely zero discomfort, which is the main goal anyway. And then repeat with the next size up again and again until you find your sweetspot size. Stretching out the ass usually feels unpleasant for beginners, but keep in mind that your ass gets used to it way faster than you realize, especially with extra lube.

>>11324455
It's been clinging on for months now, but if I remember correctly it popped up after a session where I think I just didn't keep lubing and got too carried away, also maybe not a perfectly clean session that added some friction too. Not totally sure

>>11325037
Thanks, I had a bit of the "she thinks she's into this but seeing it will make her disgusted with me" anxiety but no, she's a fuckin gem with a fujoshi kink, I'm so excited.

>>11323235
>>11323243
>>11323213
how do you bring up to your wife that you want her to peg you?

>What's your latest accomplishment with anal?
Every session now without fail I can milk my prostate and shoot multiple times largish spurts of precum/prostatic fluid.
I still haven't figured out how to use that to overcome the HFO hurdle, but it leaves me super frustrated/horny that I eventually use the vibe to end my sessions.

>>11324515
At least an inch imo. I like to ride up and down on the 1-2 inches after the knot so you're getting fucked by the knot without having to stretch your hole with every thrust

whats everyone's butt skin care routine look like? I just use my philips one blade every few days and have started using a kojic acid soap that i leave on for maybe 30-60 minutes before taking a shower in hopes of lightening it, also using a brightening moisturizer and use a exfoliating mitt on my cheeks once every other week

>>11325022
I bet thc line would be amazing but then again maybe you get way too high by mistake

>>11325111
*Lube, not line

Note to self: wearing a buttplug will not prevent you from shitting yourself if you took a dulcolax suppository an hour before.

>>11325022
>What kind of marijuana is best for anal sex? CBD/THC?
Some people like suppositories with CBD but they haven't done much for me. THC suppositories did lead to a slight sensitivity increase but usually when people talk about pot and any kind of sex it's the usual edibles or smoke.
>sativa,indica?
You want indica effects (relaxation, sensitivity increase) without couch lock. This depends on the strain so do your research or split the difference and grab a hybrid if you're lazy. Blue Dream and Wedding Cake are available everywhere and will work fine, I prefer Northern Lights and King Louie.
>edibles,vape,oil?
Edibles last WAY longer than anything else but have less character than smoke methods and can take a good while to kick in. That last bit also makes it hard to adjust your high; if you didn't get where you wanted in one dose you're waiting another hour for more to kick in. You can also pair these with a vape to kind of fine tune things.

If you're going to smoke I recommend vaping. It's the simplest way, least smelly way to reup and get back to filling yourself and keeps a lot of the terpenes that make strains unique.

Hi anons any recommendations on dildos with huge testicles? I've only been able to find one that has free moving balls but they're normal sized balls. I've had some luck finding what I want with some packers. They're entirely soft and squishy so they have about the right texture I'm looking for but don't have any rigidity to the shaft so they can't be used for insertion. I don't mind if the balls are not squishy or movable but their size relative to the cock is the important bit.

>>11325145
Thank you for your service.

>TQ
The good news is I've gotten my first hands-free orgasm. The bad news is I'm doomed now. We've been trying with my gf for a while now, but she's a bit on the heavier side and very careful when she's on top. Yesterday I finally convinced her not to worry, we swapped to a smaller strap-on, and she just pounded me into the bed until she couldn't. I'm not sure what exactly happened, the whole thing's a haze, but I came to in a puddle of sweat and my own cum, she was nibbling on my ear, and now I get hard as diamonds every time she touches my ass or mentions playing with it.

>>11324989
>doesn't want to have his colon snipped and redirected to deposit his own shits into a bag worn externally on the body
"You seem insecure"

Anal coomers so coombrained that they think colostomy bags are a goal

>fapped instead of playing with my butt because I had no time during the day
>woke up in the middle of the night with the raging boner
>anal cravings so intense that I couldn't sleep until I cleaned my butt and fucked myself with a dildo to orgasm
I love how fapping normally doesn't even count anymore, only pounding my prostate really hard.

>>11325231
Same, its becoming a real problem cause of the effort involved, feel an uncontrollable ache in my prostate and just crave it despite being tired and just will be rock hard and cant control mysel

>>11325088
My wife had the idea first. She and I had watched porn together a few times, then she sucked me off and put her finger in my butt. Now we have a couple of cheap toys, but haven't done any pegging yet.

I'm somewhat large, so it'll be a while before I can fuck her butt, though.

>>11325231
God I wish this was me.

>>11324939
>>11324951
You seem to be non-retarded and care about taking care of yourself, so here's the main supplements that prevent most if not all vision damage: astaxanthin, zeaxanthin, and lutein. Your anecdote of desaturation in your vision is really interesting; I've not heard that one before. I have heard about the facial numbing, but I've never experienced it aside from the immediate head rush. I'm really curious what causes it. If you do end up wanting to go hard again, I'd highly recommend buying some methylene blue for your first aid kit in case of catastrophic MetHb levels. Usually people get quite the tolerance and don't need to seriously worry about MetHb, but it does sound like you're more susceptible for whatever reason. With regards to your lung problem, stale poppers are fucking terrible for you. When it's only a small amount of product soaked in cotton in a larger bottle, it can fully react and become entirely stale. It's actually pretty impressive how long a properly sealed bottle can last even at room temp if the bottle/cap is high enough quality and tight enough. It will react a bit, but very quickly reaches equilibrium and stays mostly fresh. That being said, going hard with semi-stale poppers will produce similar negative effects as going light with entirely stale poppers, so it's best to reserve fresh bottles for the big sessions and reused bottles for quickies.

No longer need lube for some reason. Just a small enema and I can go at it, my butt keeps lubricating itself. Not like it's streched out either, use toys that fill me up and pressure nicely.

>>11325319
Your butt is evolving into a sex organ the way nature intended!

>>11325319
>>11325383
god, yet another post that makes my sissy pussy jealous

A few days ago I was at my parents place for 2 weeks because they were on vacation I had some of the best hours long anal sessions I ever had

Now Im back in my own shitty appartment with thin walls and I just cant go back into it anymore. My neighbours are annoying retards that are home 24/7 and their annoying bullshit and the thought of them being always home is just taking me out of it every time. A large part of anal feeling really good is a mental game, you have to get into the zone and I just cant do it here

Its just over for me, I hate this place

>>11325319
It depends on a diet or something. I sometimes get super wet ass with anal juices flowing, sometimes it's very dry.

>>11325405
move into a concrete apartment not paper walled shittyness

>>11325416
I cannot move, thats the problem

>>11325420
>I cannot move
just sounds like you aren't motivated. you just need to look through some ads and find something with a better situation. you can just tell your parents the neighbors are distracting, they might even help you get it together. you will do it eventually if you want to become a girly buttslut you were always meant to be

I know you shouldn't put any chinesium shit from aliexpress in your ass, but are enema bulbs alright? Just looks like the exact same product but sold elsewhere is many times more expensive.

>>11325443
can't be worse than a water bottle

>>11325443
>Just looks like the exact same product but sold elsewhere is many times more expensive.
Isn't that true for most other things as well? Most of the brand name stuff is still made in China, the only reason to pay extra is QC and the assurance that having a company which can't fold up and reopen in five minutes signing off on the quality provides.

At the same time, there's going to be low exposure so that could offset anything wrong with the bulb. Still, I'd stick with Amazon; with them you can bitch and usually get a refund even on non-returnable items if the product is clearly ass and they may not cost much more.

>>11325022
THC CBN is what gets me good

>>11325193
Just wait until she puts you in chastity and starts to exclusively peg you

whats the better strain for anal prostate play? indica or sativa?

>>11325499
adding to this because i'm not sure but i dont smoke, only do edibles

I love butt plugs and I have the typical standard plugs (S, M & L, I still can barely fit the M size having a good day) and a small 14cm dick dildo I use to stretch and masturbate. Using the dildo is a chore to me and I'm looking for "deep" plugs so I can train the whole rectum easily, set and forget without having to think about it while I'm horny and touch my dick or do whatever at home, what are your recomendations /d/?

What is people's daily plug? I'm starting to use a small BD egg, but today I'm rocking a 2.25" Snug Plug? I would say that I won't judge, but I'll judge you no matter the size.

With the egg plug especially, my thong feels great throughout the day - I can push it all the way out, and the thong pushes it back in, for "automatic relubing".

>>11325319
My dildos smell like cum after I use them anally, same?

DAE get the inkling for real cock? Not really gay, just like the feeling of the real thing. Anyone have any strategy for this without going for the real thing?

>>11325319
anon, you're lubing up with ass sweat

>>11325496
Congratulations, the only children you're raising from here forward won't be yours.

>>11325532
Focus on relaxing your ass. It should be your primary focus, until you're enjoying yourself, then focus on the pleasure.

>>11325088
>getting wife to peg you
Based
>>11325243
>thinking that pegging will lead to her doing anal
You're going to be one surprised little cuck

>>11325231
Penile orgasms aren't the same. I find the peak more intense, but 1 intense orgasm vs minutes of anal orgasms and sometimes hfo, just totally different.
For me, the anal orgasms satisfy me for 2+ hours, the hfo satisfy me for 4+ hours, but the absence of a refractory period is peak.

>>11325239
You probably just need real cock, gaybro

>>11323145 (OP)
>QOTD
Finally invested in XLube and it's been great, I can knot my dildos like a champ now, but I'm still working on getting past the medial ring on my horse dildo. The only thing I'm really craving though is to finally have a prostate orgasm. I still don't get what specifically I'm doing wrong, no matter how horny I get. Looking for any advice on what works for you guys, I'll probably try having a longer session tonight.

>>11325625
While I get prostate orgasms, for full-body orgasms it's mostly mental - focusing on what your ass is feeling. I've had them with soft small lifelike dildos - smallest being 5x4.5, I think from NS Novelties.

>>11324339
i need to ask, completely flat or just on your back in general?

>>11324886
>shit in a bag for the rest of your life
that might not be too bad if you like anal. apparently people who needed temporary colostomy bags went nuts on anal sex. men and women. since the anus was clear, they could just do it whenever they wanted. and the anus actually does self lubricate, so without shit pushing it out, they were always lubed. they were sad to go back to shitting normally

>>11325640
Nice blog bro.

>>11325402
>pic and "your're dumped" caption
I imagine they dated for a bit, but now that she broke it off, she's inviting large men (iykyk) to reveal his actual preference, since she can also related, given current media behaviour.

>>11323145 (OP)
I've recently gotten to the point that I regularly take 2in diameter dildos with out any prep besides a lube shooter. I'm pretty sure I'm also reaching my sigmoid now too. I guess I have to keep going bigger now, but I really really love the actual shape of my current main dildo and I'm worried that if I have to size up I won't be able to find anything that matches it.

I talked to my wife about how I like to fuck my butt and want to be fucked. She was supportive but had zero idea how she could do any of these things. We filled out a shared kink checklist and she is open to giving and recieving anal. I showed her the strap on harness I made and she was curious. We havent done anything but she knows about my kink and is supportive. JadesJungle has a great video on why you should peg your bf and she makes a lot of good points about mutual pleasure and trust.

>>11323145 (OP)
QOTD
Im off work for 2 weeks and parents are on holiday, just bought a sex machine off amazon and it arrives in 2 days.

4 day nofap so far to prep, im horny as fuck send help.

>>11323326
Nova is a fantastic toy thats smashes the prostate perfectly for me. I put the ridge side to my rear and I melt.
>Anyone that doesnt raise their own animals and eats meat contributes to animal abuse, wtf is the BD claim past the 1 sentance answer.

>>11323986
I have a chance with cumtube and I can feel it when I shoot 100 ml of hot but safe K Lube (American)
and it wastes less lube AND gets it right were you need it.
The tubes do need extra cleaning, I push several hundred ml of hot soapy water to clear it.

>>11325746
What shape is current main?

>>11325830
>fuck machine
Godspeed anon.
Model?

>>11324177 X lube is only one ingredient, A polymer PEG which is polyethylene glycol which is in millions of things. Some people are allerigic to it however rare. KY and other major brands always burned me and are extremely terrible.>>11324676
I put it in a fruity yogurt cup and mix (breakfast)>>11324903
>Mega ben-wa balls all connected >>11325004
To the anons that say you'll be im diapers, the butthole goes back to being tighter when out of use. Flared chance and Nova are kino.
I've been with a couple guys (Young fellow college students) >>11324274
out of sheer lonliness. I mostly topped but sometimes bottomed. Most men are average 5 inches and last about 3 minutes which is average. For any buttslut its not enough. What makes it hot is emotion, passion, and D/s

>>11325088
Honesty and communicantion. Talk to her in open non judgemental manner when you are both not busy and relaxed. I told my wife everything while giving her a sensual massage. She is open to it but ignorant of how to proceed but baby steps are in process. Typically dont show her porn of it (unless she watchs porn) or demand anything from her as itll make her defensive. I did a lot of research on how to tell her without losing her shit.

>>11325625
Taking large dildos deep doesnt work for prostate orgasms. You want curved smaller toys that are made of harder material like glass or metal.

Sometimes im in the mood for being filled up and ill use my large thick silicone toys, but when Im in the mood to milk my prostate I use a smaller glass dildo that has a slight curve in it

>>11325850
its called 'Sensua automatic sex machine'

Reviews seemed reasonable and unlike the hismith brand does not cost 500+

honestly cannot wait for it to arrive, gonna go shave myself and do some bulk cooking so i can just be lazy and fuck myself for the whole time im off.

>>11325864
For me, the angle of penetration matters a lot - when you get this right, it's great.

>>11325864
I hate to kill your hype, but it seems that thing only has a 2.4" or 6-7cm stroke length, which is extremely shallow.
The reason I know it will be dissapoining is because I experienced this myself. I bought another fuckmachine before that also had short stroke length and it left me frustrated and unsatisfied. I threw it in the garbage after 2 uses and ordered a hismith instead.
Stroke length is one of the most important things to look for in a fuckmachine, otherwise you cannot experience the full design of a dildo without having to do your own work for it, which kind of defeats the purpose of a fuckmachine.

>>11325869
Which length do you recommand?

>>11325873
Hismith and Fredorch F21 are both about 7'.
That said, the 2.4" will be fine for toys with a curve on them.

>>11325636
Coomers desperate for exact specs to replicate. Just lie in picrel bro. Stop overthinking it.

>>11325873
Depends on how deep you want to get pounded, for me the hismith stroke length is fine, which is about 15cm. If you want even more you probably will need even more expensive models. 6-7cm definitely would be too short for me, it would feel more like a glorified prostate massager, which I guess can work like the other guy said with the right attachment and angle. But it wasnt what I was looking for when I wanted a fuck machine

>>11325897
Yeah fuck machine would be... to feel actually fucked I guess, that's my fantasy. Is it a slippery slope? don't you want to get or try the actual thing after that?

talk me out of building a OSSM bros

>>11325901
>Is it a slippery slope? don't you want to get or try the actual thing after that?
Not for me at least, its just a better form of anal masturbation. I dont feel any attraction to men I just prefer anal masturbation over regular masturbation

>>11325901
I honestly prefer getting fucked, but I'm not in any way attracted to regular guys.

I've tried getting fucked twice by passing grannies, and it feels absolutely great, but since both were prostitutes, it was too expensive to do more than that. I dream about meeting a femboy who wants to top a bear like me, but those are rare as fuck.

>>11325980
>I dream about meeting a femboy who wants to top a bear like me, but those are rare as fuck.

Same, Im not attracted to men, only to penis. So ideally I would find a very feminine femboy or tranny, but those will only want to be bottom, due to their femininity. So what I want is impossible to find.
Only realistic option is to just find a woman who wants to peg you. Which seems to be what most in here have settled for, probably still doesnt come close to real dick though. Sigh, it is what it is

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1u
It's Cheeseburger Freedom Day, play with my butt for a while! (5 minutes use, ~1.5 hours on)
if it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day

>>11325851
>Most men are average 5 inches and last about 3 minutes which is average.
Not gay, but I'd be MUCH more into them if they were 7x5.5+ and lasted at least 10 minutes.

>>11323145 (OP)
>Qottd
Started dripping globs of cum while slowly riding a dildo for the first time earlier today.
Didn't feel as good as the pleasure waves from using my aneros but damn was that hot and intense. Already want to try to do it again but I think I'm too sore now.

i have hemorrhoids. what do i do?

>dating in the new millenium
Third base is traditionally PIV, but in the age of low mortality and equal rights between the sexes, is it not better for third date to be pegging? Really, it's her turn.

>>11326033
Depends how you got them.
For me, anal doesn't give hemmeroids unless I'm extremely rough.
Risk factors:
>blood pressure
>weight
>prolonged sitting

Hello fellow butt sluts! House to myself until MONDAY! I already went hard on my hole last night, I'm FINALLY up to 2.5" dia comfortably!

I have trouble finding a good mix for my K Lube so I just rely on normal water based lube until I can get it just right. Too alien slimey.

The thing is, my hole is sore today (duh), would it be wiser to give it a rest til tomorrow? it's busted up, sure, and I def dont want lasting harm to my precious bussy, but Im SO fucking horny and want more.

Anyway, keep on fucking!

>>11326039
>rest
I will often use smaller dildos or plugs on sore days.
It's the deeper parts that take longer to recover for me.
The entrance is usually only a few hours.

>>11326040

bruv, thats exactly it! Last night i got so high and slutty I got deeper than ever, so its DEF sore up there, and the hole was a bit sore but not bad this morning.

>>11326041
I remember I used to be quite sore the first month I took it 6-7 inches, but after that, the recovery is now only 2 days max.
If I were you, I'd plug myself asap!

>>11326042

I wonder, whats the plug actually for? It keeps your hole loosened? Wouldn't that cause lasting harm if your hole can't "clench" closed? Genuinely curious...

>>11326046
>plug reason
Some say to help stretch for later, but I don't find that the case.
For me, it's the sensation.

>>11326046
Also for the plug, I like wearing it around town with a thong - I can push it out, and the thong pushes it back in. Even without the thong, I can push it 1/2 way out, then pull it back in. The thong allows me to fully push it out and have it return. Bonus points for doing it in shorts.

>>11326065

God youre a slut, I def aspire to that!

How long did it take you guys before the frustrating feeling of wanting to cum from anal but not being able to went away?

>>11326075
Depends what you mean.
I've never had a wet hfo, but the full body tingling is better - lasts longer, plus during it I can ride harder with only pleasure.
As for penile cumming, I can do that after if I want.

>>11326068
Something something sexual liberation o3o

>>11325849
Top heavy aka club shaped with a gentle upwards curve. The shaft bulges out just past the head and tapers back down towards the base. It gives this amazing feeling where sliding forwards on it stretches you out while pushing back fills you deep inside. It's also uncircumcised, which makes it easier to get in. Apologies for the slop, but picrel is a good visual representation.

>>11326159
>dildo
Seems like my 8" NS Novelties - cut, about 2" around mid, thinner on both sides. I need a new one, it got rougher when I used silicon lube on it.

>lube
Anyone have experience with thinner lube inserted into butt? I find the thicker stuff actually doesn't lube, as it seems to not move enough. Experimenting with Xanthum gum, will be getting Xlube.

>>11326075
Do you really need to cum?
I find that anal orgams give me 2-4 hours of horiness relief, and dry hfo give me more. I think it's something that you develop, like a skill - cumming other than from cock, being less horny. After anal play, I can have a penile orgasm, but I'm content to sleep without.

>>11326173
I'm using "cum" to refer to orgasms in general, should have been more clear. I'm frustrated because I keep getting close to the vaunted HFDO but get too focused on chasing it to get there.

>>11326181
>close to hfdo
I don't get many, but I have best success when I relax and make it mental. Milking physical, hfo mental, like a woman.

>>11326181
What are you doing right now to get close?
From personal experience a dry orgasm is mostly in the area of very light prostate teasing and other stuff like nipple play.
Getting there for me is pretty different to normal masturbation or just fucking yourself with a dildo.

>>11325901
No
machine > flesh cock

>>11326171
I was thinking the same thing, I own that same dildo and it's great but it's been nearly 2 years and maybe I need an upgrade, especially thickness wise

>>11326181
i think i had my first hfdo in chastity, that could be an option for you, i find it easier to focus on my anal insides when i dont have an erection flopping around. i suppose your mileage may vary if you're always soft during anal

God these threads always make me want to fuck a cute bottom

>>11325040
>>11325170
>>11325494
you guys are just confusing me now, I think il get some hybrid thc/cbd oil, i want something that works fast and only lasts like 2 hours which is what oil drops seem to do

>>11326187
>Getting there for me is pretty different to normal masturbation or just fucking yourself with a dildo.
This.
I should add, as I replied before, that my hfo typically come from a lifelike 5x4/.25 soft NS Novelities dildo, riding on a wall with a step-ladder to push back from. It just works, AND you WANT to be able to ride it while hfo - it feels similar to having an estim on either side of your hole, but you feel it all the way along the dildo - and if you're quick (1-2 sec), you can size up during this period.

>>11326198
Makes me wish I was a cute bottom instead of a merely average switch >>11325851
>Most men are average 5 inches and last about 3 minutes which is average.
I've been spoiled then, the one time I've been topped by a man (instead of a strap on) he was 7 inches and lasted 45 minutes until he collapsed from exhaustion

>>11325901
>don't you want to get or try the actual thing after that?
Umm, yeah. I think that the plasticity of sexual desire is increasing.

>>11326215
>I've been spoiled then, the one time I've been topped by a man (instead of a strap on) he was 7 inches and lasted 45 minutes until he collapsed from exhaustion
That's incredible. Might you have more?

Anyone with a seraphina almost feel like it "tears" at them? Like the ribs on it feel so rough that it just starts feeling almost like scratching. I only got it in medium firmness too.

Anybody managed to get a hismith fuck them from underneath? Like straight upwards or in a squatting position so it simulates the insertion like if you would ride the dildo.
Supposedly you should be able to set it straight upwards but it never really works for me, too unstable

>>11326187
I've tried a lot of different things. Various aneros models, doing both active contractions and just letting it sit in me, nipple play, njoy wand following the guide that one anon keeps posting in these threads, dildo play, etc. I get closest when playing with my nipples and when lying on my side slowly pushing a dildo in and out but in either case I never get to anything I can really point to and say "yeah that was an orgasm." I was very disappointed with the njoy wand, it gets rave reviews but I've never managed to get it to really do anything to me that would make the price tag feel worth it.

>>11326203
There's a lot to consider. Those drops shouldn't be any different from an edible other than maybe having a lower THC concentration than usual. Make sure to read the label and start slow.

>>11326235
If stability is an issue put some weights on the legs. I use 110 lbs of dumbbells to secure mine in place whenever I use it.

>attracted to cock
>not to men
what is this curse

>>11326261
if you truly like cock you surely like men to some extent

>>11326239
I can give some tips for aneros play that worked for me if you are interested in it. But I think you're generally on the right track and just need to play around some more without any expectations.

>but in either case I never get to anything I can really point to and say "yeah that was an orgasm."
Might be an expectations thing. Using something like an aneros or the njoy (lightly) causes more like waves, There's not some big explosion at the end that you're working towards like normal masturbation. You need to get rid of that deeply ingrained idea completely.
Supposedly there's that super-o possible but I've never managed that and I don't think it's an achievable goal.

>I was very disappointed with the njoy wand, it gets rave reviews but I've never managed to get it to really do anything to me that would make the price tag feel worth it.
I usually use the small side like an extension for my fingers, but I also think it's way harder to use compared to other toys. Not really one of my favorites either.

>>11325263
I'll try those supplements you suggested, thank you~
Desaturation was very noticeable for me since I'm sort of a colorphile.
Facial numbing feels like a buzz, very similar to drinking something hot or buzz you get from green tea. And yeah I am kinda more susceptible now on poppers so and the general market towards "stronger" ones make a mess out of me. I could sniff like half a second and have similar effects as sniffing 4 seconds each nose (like in the vids) so I find it wasteful when I'm so much more sensitive now, I think my lungs "evolved" in a way to take poppers more. Also the negative effects usually I think for some (the general anxiety) is from the gas that comes out of even a tightly-lid popper bottle, putting it in another jar - I could smell it did leak a bit. Also thanks for that advice again on fresh bottles for big sessions although I feel like I can't do that at the moment since I'm not on my "prime" as when i first started hitting poppers (with those 50+ hits sometimes 2x a day) I do think my health is most important to chase that high again so I'm also thinking on exercising, it's like fixing diet and stuff when I got into anal but for me poppers isn't really the main highlight, personally I would prefer CBD or THC (only if it was available where I am), maybe it was the CBD that increased poppers effect?

>>11326033
I got hemorrhoids a week ago and have been doing this:
*once per day, take a hot shower and let the warm water run down your crack. This will soothe the constricted veins a bit and also make sure everything is kept clean so you don't get any infections. You could also sit in a bath, but I personally don't just dont like them.
*After the shower, use some toner (I use Thayer's witch hazel toner on a cotton pad). Make sure the whole inflamed area is soaked with it
*Let that toner soak into your skin and air dry, then follow up with Prep H ointment on the area.
*Repeat the toner and Prep H steps for a total of 4 times a day
*Also, if you're not already on a fiber supplement like Psylium Husk, you should start that now as straining during bowel movements can worsen the swelling

My hemorrhoids are almost completely shrunken down now after a week of this, and stopped hurting after about day 5. Much faster than when I just used to let them heal on their own, which took about a month

>>11326033
Stop eating American slop every meal. Literally eat some fucking vegetables

Most orgasms used to be 2, tonight was special.
Started out shaving entire body, set up f21 fucking machine on xtoys, get fucked on cam for a few hours, start riding on wall and floor instead, 5 hours later had 6 full body orgasms, 2 of them lasting 30 and 60 seconds, best ones were 6x5 and 6x5.5.
Really looking forward to my next session!
Ty for coming to my reading my blog.

>>11325180
If you're into knots then Nothosaur's Graemen has some pretty huge balls. Not particularly soft or free moving though

>>11326215
I'm about 7 inches and it is the perfect size. Any more and id destroy my wife's cervix. I can last about an hour plus an hour or more of foreplay. I put it in her butt and she melted into a puddle on the bed in a shaking mess. You really need a top that'll give YOU the attention you need. A good top knows how to use what they have.
>The prostate is only an inch in
>It's about angle hitting and rubbing that P spot.
>A consistant rhythm is needed to build prostatic fluids slowly until you cant hold it and bust into a full body orgasm.
Girth and length help but arent essential.

>>11326239
It sounds like a psychology issue much like premature ejaculation. Having anxiety about preforming can have major negative affects.
>I changed my brain by watching Cognitive Beta Therapy on pmvhaven
>I am a sissy faggot that loves huge cock in my ass. I cum instantly when i repeat this pounding my worthless hole.
>Self induced mental illness for an orgasm works.

>>11326261
>>11326263
No I agree, I've always found cocks to be more beautiful than female wound but not the whole man around it. Female body and especially tits are better.

>>11326508
>Cognitive Beta Therapy on pmvhaven
Based.

>>11324683
>>11324693
how much water do you mix it into?

>All this Hismith talk and I can't get one until september
Fuck~~~ Is it true people do 2-3 hours sessions? I can only do 30-40 minutes of dildo riding before im tapped out I cant imagine 3 hours of that

>>11326557
Its much easier to keep going if you dont have to be physical. Normal dildo play/riding I can do for ~30 mins max, but fuckmachine I can do for 1-2 hours

>>11326557
I've never been able to last longer than 20 minutes continuously with mine. ;3
>>11326566
Exactly. Having to do it manually is hard work!

>>11326557
>Is it true people do 2-3 hours sessions?
Average 3 hours, less if I want to ride, more if I have someone skilled controlling in it.

>I can only do 30-40 minutes of dildo riding before im tapped out.
Your ass or legs?

>>11326557
mate i've done 4 hour sessions without fuck machines, all you need is a bed, a wall and suction cups

>>11326766
How do you ride a wall kneeling? Or something else?

>>11326224
I wish, it was only the one time, and due to complex reasons he's no longer available. I've been strap-on'd before but it's not the same as the real thing. But finding a trustworthy person to be the real thing who'd also be interested in me is very difficult.

>>11326777
ride? it's called doggy style. otherwise known as face down, ass up

I'll finally be able to destroy my ass tomorrow. god it's been so long and i can feel the craving getting too strong

is there any bottom centric porn? all of these images and videos have dicks, and when i see them i think of my own and get distracted. i kind of need something visual thats about pleasuring an ass without dicks involved.

FLAT OR INVERTED chastity dildo videos are not very plentiful. normal old chastity cages show too much dick

>>11326799
What I mean, is that your feet are near the wall? How much are your legs spread?

>>11326799
Just want to say, you sound like a pretentious bottom

>>11326829
my feet are on the wall. i wear lacey stockings to keep them warm. my legs are spread apart about as much as picrel

>>11326829
>How much are your legs spread?
Not them, but I guarantee they get spread all the time

>>11326833
it's a song you khhv zoom-zoom

>>11326799
i did this earlier today
so hot when i'm close to cumming and feeling weak but i have to work for it. then if i keep pushing the slut instincts take over and i'm moving on auto pilot until the orgasm is over.
also love it when the toy pops out and i can feel it on my ass and get it back in hands free
now im horny again

>>11326835
thank you, and yes they do

>>11326840
i know exactly what you mean, it's some of the best shit ever

>>11326850
I noticed you responded to these comments
>>11326837
>>11326850
16 minutes apart, despite them being posted 1 minute apart, no doubt playing with yourself while reading the latter.

>>11326799
>>11326829
>>11326834
he's asking because like me, his hips arent that flexible. to touch the wall with your ass and have it stay parallel is impossible for me right now

>>11325905
Hismith premium 3 is easier to just buy and start pounding

>>11326034
Pegging is so niche still, it'll never catch on

>>11326203
Oil you feel at 2hrs and it peaks at 5hrs

>>11326235
It works fine for me, I just usually don't cause the lube leaks out my ass too easy

>>11326887
Yes, I was the one asking. I'll try today, but probably can't. I just mount it on a dividing wall, feet on both sides, typically.

>>11326887
>>11326900
lose weight, fatties

>>11326922
It's called muscle, open legged whore

>>11326034
home run is PIV, 3rd base is blow/handjobs

>>11326924
>muscles don't add weight
airtight argument

>>11326557
Is true

>>11326925
Grand slam is anal

>>11326933
>Fatties
>Muscular

>>11326967
the argument was "lose weight" and i've seen many a bodybuilder who also qualified as fatties thanks to their tumbleweed physique. cope.

>>11326922
not everyone is a tiny twink. im a big fucking man. although the bottom slut instinct seems to be present in all men's prostates, i personally am not actually physically built to get my back blown out

>>11325630
>5x4.5
That's my size. I wish it was bigger. Porn paints a grim picture but from real life stories like yours I know I'm at least ENOUGH for a number of people, and sometimes too much for others. Still, for wider compatibility I wish I was thicker at least.

>>11327003
lose weight, you are probably one of those uggo gays that post themselves on /b/ and /gif/

fuck straight psyllium husk, Im just drinking Metamucil, is a teaspoon every morning good enough you think?

>>11327015
I can't believe how many people here are so obsessed with the exact numbers and amounts for shitting clean. It shouldn't be this difficult to understand and isn't hard to do:

1) eat some fucking vegetables
2) eat some fucking fruit
3) eat some fucking grains
4) stop eating American slop

It is literally that easy.

>>11327018
fuck you, i need my slop, microplastics and most of all corn syrup in my diet

>>11327003
im medium build

>>11327018
Not even true, I eat incredibly clean and work out a lot. Plenty of vegetables and fruits, oatmeal every day, only whole foods, no processed slop, no fastfood, no transfats, nothing.
And yet cleaning is a constant struggle for me, I very rarely have bowel movements convenient for anal. Not everybody has the same digestive system

I wish I could enjoy anal the same way most of you do. For me anal is only enjoyable as a masturbation enhancer, I need to be hard and have penis stimulation and then anal feels really good.
But if I just do anal without any penis stimulation it just feels boring and bland. Yesterday I set up my hismith and let it fuck me for 45 minutes without any penis stimulation, I keep trying that magical anal focus that everybody is talking about, but it was just boring, I didnt feel shit. So I put my hismith away and just jacked off instead.
Im so jealous I cant enjoy it that way.
>In b4 you just need more practice/experience
Been doing anal for over 12 years, its always been like this

>>11327172
Then explain why I don't do any of that shit to the gay degree you do, and despite being in my 40s I shit clean as a whistle like clockwork at 7am, and can do anal without so much as a douche at 5pm? Amerifag diet, that's why.

>>11327185
That's because you're not hitting the nerves in your butthole. Just ramming your ass isn't going to do shit and the coomers here don't know shit. You need to find the nerve clusters in your ass and rub them with a toy designed for it, but not one of those faggot Aneros bits of plastic or any of the other shill goods people here promote. Buy a curved wand, lie on your back, and just play around til something makes your guts twinge. Keep that going and you'll orgasm. Don't go hard or fast, hard and fast is the enemy of orgasms. Don't go deep, there's shit all nerves up there. Anyone that says otherwise is a shill gooner.

>>11327193
>Then explain why
Its simple, my digestive system is not the same as yours because not everybody has the same exact functioning body
>Amerifag diet
I dont even live in the US and as I just said I only eat clean whole foods

>>11327195
Then you should be shitting cleanly. Digestive tracts are not so custom that you're operating functionally different from mine. You have a fucked gut and the most likely culprit is your food. Eat some more fucking vegetables and grains, you degenerate.

>>11327206
Nvm youre just fucking stupid, doesnt surprise me since youre an American

>>11327195
Why are you even entertaining that guy, he's been an obnoxious cunt most of the thread already

>>11324676
That's just utter retardation, don't do that. You're not trying to impress some TikTok-braindamaged gym bunny with your ability to not kill yourself with your pre-workout booster that should have been a coffee.

Dissolve it in a cup of warm water, stir it well and drink it like any liquid. If you let it stand around for some time to really absorb some of the water you will have a solid appearing blob of slime - just stir again (careful at the beginning to prevent a mess) and it dissolves/distributes again in the water.
The consistency can be unpleasant since it's a slime, gelatinous mass. For me it helps pushing it against the roof of my mouth with my tongue to stop me from gagging if I feel like it.

>>11324693
>If you let it dry, it is a bitch to get off.
Yeah, unless you soak the glass in water for half a day, then you can just wipe it off again. But that's a lot of work you can spare yourself by just rinsing it out immediately.

>>11326547
I take a small glass of warm water, about 180 - 200 mL. It helps with the stirring if the glass is a bit larger (about ¼ L, or a cup in freedom units).

>>11323145 (OP)
Any discords or online communities where anos like us can be a little more permanent and social?

>>11327185
You need to be horny you idiot. That's why it works when you jerk off. You need to learn to get horny without touching your dick. Your prostate becomes engorged and sensitive when you're horny.

The problem for me is i have an extremely hard time getting and staying aroused even if i touch my dick, so anal is pretty tough

>>11327018
Analanon please you must be patient and allow others to discuss their perspectives freely. We aren't all at the same skill levels but we all deserve love in the butt! :3

It happened.

I gooned all weekend, finally stretching enough for self fisting. But then I broke out my Hismith.

I was ass up, leaning against the seat of a chair, machine pumping at 70/100, caged up, high as shit...

I started screaming I HAVE A PUSSY OH FUCK, my hole quivered and tightened up, and my fucking head went blank.

I came to, machine still pumping, sticky ass mess all over my thighs and balls and cage, I had to jump fall over and take a minute.

God I need to be an anal whore all the time.

>>11327208
Nope, on account of my non-slop diet.

>>11327371
"I eat slop and can't shit properly" isn't a perspective.

>>11327558
Guy just explained to you he eats healthy and gets his fibres but still needs(?) the supplement for easy cleaning.
You're kind of boneheaded to automatically assume that everything that applies to your body applies to everybody else's body. Thats the issue.
We are here to openly discuss everybodies personal experience with how their body reacts to certain things, not to be close minded like that "ITS LIKE THIS FOR ME SO ITS LIKE THIS FOR YOU TOO" has no place here.

Anons. What do you stick your dildo to to squat on the floor?

>>11327757

The floor nigger tf you mean

/d/ my girlfriend would 100% use my butthole as her personal fuck toy with a strap on but... She's a hambeast. 300 lbs or more (won't tell me her weight lol) and I'm not small but an average 170lbs. I'm afraid her weight will be an issue if I approach her with this proposition.

>>11327789
I have carpet, dumbfuck

Answer the Question

>>11327793
It'll be a good workout for her, so go ahead with asking her to do it

>>11327603
And I call bullshit. He's either lying or has significant gut issues that good eating can't solve. The level of detail he's gone into sounds like he's pulled a list from ChatGPT and he's posting it hoping some other faggot will give him another option that will magically solve his issues like everyone else here wants. Also guts aren't so incredibly different that they react that diversely to similar diets.

>>11327900
>I am always right
>And if Im not right the other person is lying
Being the most mentally ill person in these threads is an accomplishment

>>11327793
Just ride her then. She's a fat sack of shit so you'll bounce easy and not get that tired.

>>11328156

Haha she's on one of those Ozympic shits, so she's losing weight at least. I just want her to pound my hole.

Now I guess I got a tell her I'm a fan of gaping and stretching...yikes... No cute little butthole here just a stretched out used pussy...

>>11327757
a flat scale out of glass

>>11328251
I don't want glass shards near my ass, thanks

>>11327900
You couldn't be more wrong

Retard

>>11327794
Not everyone is poor like you retard

>>11327757
Nothing, my dildos usually stand just fine on their own

>>11327757
small mirror, heavy book, bathroom floor (tile), you could attach it to a toilet seat cover too.

Finally ordered some X Lube, what can I expect? I feel like any lube I have tried just doesnt cut it for larger toys, hopefully this one does

>>11328183
ozempic? shes gonna kill herself with that shit. its not hard to do calorie deficit. i lost 100 pounds doing that. i want to ride and i need to lose weight to do that.