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>Question of the day
What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass? Don't be shy. Text/blogposting encouraged!

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>>11326982 (OP)
>pic
In our age of decreased morbidity, and the rise of female led relationships, how long until pegging is normal sex, where it's the first sex that hets have?

>>11326982 (OP)

I've been watching a lot of pegging videos lately. My fantasy is getting gangbanged by a group of 60+ year old women wearing dongs in all shapes, sized, and colors.

>>11326994
OK, that's a low key hot fantasy, I imagine they have a few roller pins too!

>qotd
Rape and coercion, big cocks at my hole making me beg.

Tonight I plan to lie down, tie feet back near head (attached to socks, no slip knots), fuck machine, I'll cam if it goes well.

>>11326984
I can't wrap my head around your delusion.

>bored
>fuck it may as well do some anal
>clean out etc.
>decided to start by fingering myself for the first time since I was like a teenager
>Feels pretty good
>Physically feel something on the outside "slide" back into my ass
>Holy shit that feels really fucking good
>Hole feels tighter than it has for years
>Start riding one of my smaller 7" dildos
>Cum in like 5 minutes, usually takes hours.
What the fuck just happened? Did I just fix my fucking ass after abusing it for years? I don't remember anal feeling this good since I started.

>>11327140
No idea but fingering is underrated, I finger myself at work on company time

I have a question for you professionals.
I've been playing with my ass on and off for like 15 years, but I've always used plugs and dildos that were roughly like an average human cock in size. Recently, I've become interested in stretching beyond that and my goal is to stretch myself enough to take a fist. I've heard aiming for like 9-10 inch circumference toys is a good goal.

I'm currently at like 7 inch circumference, and using a "stepped" plug to stretch. I feel kinda like I've hit a wall. It's much harder to make progress now and it feels different. It feels almost like I'm stretching the skin around my hole now rather than the muscle, if that makes sense, and it kinda hurts a bit in a way it hasn't before.

Has anyone had a similar experience to this?
Does anyone have tips for the best kind of toy to keep stretching? Would something inflatable be good?

Thank you!

>>11326982 (OP)
>What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass?
This

>>11326984
Hopefully not long but this is wishful thinking

>>11327293
Get some x lube and poppers and you'll be fisting in no time

>>11327053
a man of culture

>>11327140
>>Physically feel something on the outside "slide" back into my ass
uhhh elaborate?

>>11326982 (OP)
Wondering if there is an analgen discord or anything similar where anon like us can be a little bit more social

i think i have hemorrhoids (not from fucking) but they don't hurt at all or anything and just look a bit unpleasant

>>11327253
i would love a sissy pussy that always looks so fluffy

>>11327326
i've been there, had a hemorrhoid once and it was just a little tender and wasn't even noticeable during intense sessions.

>>11326984
Not soon enough, imo

>>11326982 (OP)
I love to spitroast myself but I don't have any dildos to properly deep throat. I'm torn apart between the M and L Hunter Jack. Any recommendations?

>>11326982 (OP)
>What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass?
That my ass is getting railed by a woman much bigger and stronger than me wearing a strapon.

>>11327327
Seriously, does anyone know how to get it other than genetics/pumping? Is there a technique?

>>11327334
same but futacock is also allowed and even encouraged

>>11326982 (OP)
Actual Previous thread is >>11323145

>>11327335
only ever achieved this by assfucking myself everyday for most of a week, but of course it doesn't last if you stop

>>11327335
Permanently? Only through damage, tears, and scarring, you don't want that. Temporarily, just stretching and stimulating your anus will make it swollen but it doesn't last.

>>11327335
>>11327347
I guess you'd have to wear large butt plugs all day, which some people do, especially the permanently locked types.

>>11327253
I can't seem to find a fingering technique that works for me, care to elaborate on yours? I try "pushing the button" but its more taxing than pleasurable.

>>11327375
I don't do anything special, and I don't play with my prostate. I'm more of an anus person, I like going in and out, pulling it apart with two fingers, and generally overexcite the rim. I'm also quite dirty so there's a lot of atm and spit going inside

>>11327105
>reality is delusion
The future is NOW

>>11327140
It's that you let yourself focus.
Good on you anon.
I also find the smaller ones gives me the best orgasms.

>>11327293
I find skin-stretching feeling happens when the angle is not straight in. Feel the dildo, feel if it's bending at all. Straight in is the key!

>>11327311
MFW no mommy dommy

>>11327312
>pegging being normal sex is wishful
The future is NOW

>>11327318
>a man of culture
Unirionically I'd say!

>>11327327
>i would love a sissy pussy that always looks so fluffy
Mine gets puffy when I get horny. Like really puffy. Right now it looks like a virgin hole, but when horny, even before fucking, it looks like it's been fucked for an hour.

What are your long term wear plug recomendations? I want to wear a plug while riding my motorcycle and at work during long hours at a time up to 12h a day

Am completely hairless on my abdomen, legs, buttcheeks and bikini zone. Anal sissy slut transformation is complete

>>11327494
Depends on a few things, how well a plug sits between your cheeks and if you have an easy time farting around any particular style.

Personal fav is weredog’s dagger in large. Others I’ve used are njoy pure plug, topped toys of various shapes, squarepeg toys egg plug, bvibe snug plug.

>>11327503
That's awesome.
Live your best life sister!

>>11327494
I have a small BD egg that I can easily push out/in, especially with my thong.
For long term, I like the Snug Plug - you don't even realize it's in, BUT it's keeping your second spinchter open 2.25".
For the motorcycle, the egg plug may work, as you probably need to keep it moving every 20 minutes to keep it lubed .

>>11327527
My legs feel so smooth, too. Going to feel amazing sliding into my lace stockings later tonight. Stoned af, of course.

Does anyone have any experience with estim plugs? I heard that a penis pump and e-stim to the prostate is mindblowing and helps with ED.

>>11327634
I have a tens unit with an anal plug. Total waste of money. No matter how well I lube, it just stings more than it feels pleasurable.

I have been thinking of getting a coyote 3 box, but the money hasn't been there yet.

So how bad is your...digestion/defecation in the days following?
A lot of gas seems to be the most obvious trait for me.

Have you noticed it takes X days for your pipes to sort themselves out?

I've done it poorly and infrequently so I'm trying to piece together what you guys are normally experiencing like, the following week.

>>11326982 (OP)
>QotD

When I'm on the bed using my Njoy, I pretend and fantasise about being a schoolgirl, getting home from school, and quickly getting off before her parents get home. Because I can get off any time within about 5-10 minutes and often squeeze a sesh in any time I have time to kill, I can really put on the "fitting one in before I rush to school/before parents get home" vibe by literally fitting one in before I have to quickly wipe off and run for the bus or go to make dinner. If I decide to dress for it, it's usually some casual clothes which I don't take off, but kinda get access to my hole to play.

If I use my Hismith, I dress in either casual clothes (stretch skinny jeans/denim booty shorts/skater skirt/skater dress/pleated skirt/baby tee/tank), work attire (pantyhose/stockings with office skirt, blouse, lingerie), athleisure, or my wedding night getup (white lingerie) and what I fantasise and roleplay with depends on what I wear. Casual clothes is usually roleplaying dropping jeans or shorts or pushing up skirt or dress for a quickie, office clothes for similar but in an office situation, athleisure is same but I love the tighter feeling. The lingerie is always for anniversary or wedding night sexy time role play and fantasies.

In those situations, I'm always begging for it, asking to be filled up, to have my pussy reshaped or rearranged, to get pregnant, telling 'him' that my hole is his, he owns my pussy, the list goes on. When I use any beast toy I roleplay the girl getting bred by the animal. When I use a double dildo on the machine, it's always about being taken by two guys.

Man, I wonder if people would be more open about anal if they knew that the orgasms are this fucking strong from it. I started in the recent months, never reached HFO or crazy stuff like that, but tipping the scales with my hand, then continuing anally creates so strong (and much longer) orgasms I literally have to stop, I get so stunned I cant even move. I finally understand some stuff...

To anyone taking psyllium husk, what does your poop look like?
I've been taking it for ~5 days now and my poop is like, yellow-brownish in color and sort of raggedy looking.

>>11328050
I don't see any real change in the colour of my poops. Maybe slightly lighter brown , but nothing big.

>>11327944
I mean, it's people like you that pop up enough over the years with praise.
So much that even after trying for literal decades, I end up coming back to try again.

Long story short: I bought an Aneros a billion years ago, tried it a handful of times but never got much out of it. Years between finally thinking about it again. And then a few days ago I tried my most honest shot yet, and actually got some bizarre non-penile satisfaction.
So now that I finally feel like I might be one of the lucky group that can get something out of this, I've got a genuine motivation for it.
Enough that I threw some money at Canada Day/4th of July online sex toy shop sale.

>>11327944
It'd take a lot more than just that for any form of common acceptance, but if there were an easy way to trigger a wet orgasm without equipment or hippy mental voodoo that would go a long way. Sadly, butts don't work that way or we'd already live in that culture.

>>11328050
no change in color. only more solid in form/texture. toilet paper is also much less poopy after wipes. You probably take way more than I do.

> What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass?

Women being invaded by tentacles/parasites/eggs.

Oldfags, I've got a colonoscopy coming up. Can I plan to fuck myself soon after since I'll be all cleaned out or will I need to wait for things to reset before my next session?

>>11328129
Don't have an answer for you, but asking because youre getting it soon: do you have the option to do the colonoscopy awake? I heard thats a thing now.

On QOTD, I usually think of my imaginary Daddy binding me, usually in a sleepsack, and teasing my tits and ass for long time while I resist cumming. I act like a brat and try not to cum, but eventually lose control while he talks dirty to me. Builds up real nice orgasms.

>>11327314
I'll try the X-Lube! Poppers are regulated/de-facto illegal in my country so I can't really get those sadly. I wish I could, maybe just once, to see what it feels like. It seems amazing.

>>11327473
Hmm, it's possible. I had it it suctioned to the wall so it should have been as straight as the dildo I was using, but maybe it wasn't. I'll make sure to look into this next time I use it. Thank you!

>>11327494
My favorite for long-term wear is a glass one that is quite short and fat, and with a relatively thick "shaft".
If you google the "Glas Amethyst Rain butt plug" you can see kind of the proportions of it. Mine is slightly bigger than that one. I like it because the flat bottom means you can sit with it in (unlike plugs that have a loop or other stuff on the base). The thick shaft gives a kinda stretching feeling all the time which I really like, as opposed to for example the ubiquitous jewel butt plugs that have really skinny shafts. Finally, being glass, it's completely smooth and with no pores or anything so it feels very hygienic, and the skin slides easily on it when lubed.

>>11326982 (OP)
>QotD
Depends on the situation. 95% of the time I do butt stuff, I'm in doggy in front of my fucking machine. I always wear my flat chastity cage. Sometimes I dress up in lingerie, stockings, fishnets etc but most of the time I just wear a cute jockstrap and a t-shirt that I tie up so it becomes kind of a crop-top.

I usually imagine there's a big, burly, older man behind me who is using me for his own satisfaction.
In the start, I usually put on some porn on my phone of an older man fucking a sissy for extra immersion and match the speed of my machine to his thrusts in the porn. That usually goes out the window pretty quickly though as my top half just kind of collapses onto the floor as the fucking gets more intense.

I usually find it pretty difficult to talk, but sometimes I mumble "Yes daddy" or "Daddy please". I mostly just moan a lot though.

>>11328159
>do you have the option to do the colonoscopy awake?
I doubt it. I assume the sedation is to prevent me from moving and injuring myself during the procedure.

>>11328129
>anon that colonoscopy while awake, no sedatives/meds
Its no fun, like literaly its painful and Ive sweated like a pig in heat, despite being lean.
I got like 2 days of no poop/ so yeah you can have some fun, but dont overdo it on the first day.
I dunno how anyone can have problems with staying clean. If youre not a slob dont eat like a slob and you dont have any guts problem/illness then all you need to do usualy is to have meals at fixed times. I usualy tend to poop before 11am, if I want to play with myself/my gf wants to do me I usualy need to check and do small enema 2-3times, but mostly im clean.

Can I get any recommendations on good quality inflatable dildos (or buttplugs)?

>>11327582
Did you play with your ass too?

>>11327931
>roleplay, skirts, quickie
Love all this, also love squeezing in a bit of fucking, then pulling up thong and going about day.
>double machine
I also have the double attachment, but really want a unit that operatates the dildos independantly, a few make those machines...

>>11327944
>hfo
It's a different dimension.
>everyone would
Took me a long time to find what works, it's a skill.

>>11328160
>Hmm, it's possible. I had it it suctioned to the wall so it should have been as straight as the dildo I was using, but maybe it wasn't. I'll make sure to look into this next time I use it. Thank you!
I also find, especially with the wall, that one's hips aren't square with their abdomen, which is another non-straight to contend with.

>& Masturbation General

i guess this question fits here, has anyone tried Fleshlight toys and are they worth picking up? Specifically looking at the anal ones like the FLG Megan Rain "Thunder". Heard it's very intense, but i've bought some (non-FLG) in the past and was thoroughly unimpressed.

Pilot Flight was trash, tore in the first 2 uses.
Sword was ok, but plain at best, nothing stand out.
Sukit Draft was mid as well and only the orifice really carried it, and not very far.

Are FLGs worth it?

>QOTD
Reading stories like these 2, please let me know if you have similar:
https://breeding.zone/topic/38388-losing-self-control-at-the-bathhouse/
https://breeding.zone/topic/67398-22-year-old-twink-rides-bare/#comments
First story about wild sex.
Second story about a guy becoming a cumdump after giving it up raw only a few times. You can tell he loses inhibitions and accepts being a dump at the end. Hotter is that he is trying to get a boyfriend while contending with slut tendencies.

have any of you ever used a tiny vibrator to stimulate the inside of the prostate from the urethra?

>>11328412
i tried once and it didn't work

Two months ago I decided to take a break from anal sex because I felt like it was taking over my life and that was all I was thinking about, wether I was at work or with friends. I definitively didnt last long. This weekend I dug out the Hismith and all my toys and relapsed so hard...

>>11328568
hell yeah

>>11328568
Maybe life shouldn't be so lame.
You live your best life.

>>11326982 (OP)
i don't have to imagine, getting fuck machined is hot to me

>>11326994
When can I get a turn with them

>>11327105
Dude wants to know how many months until feminism dictates that pegging is standard sex>>11

>>11327293
Lack of lube or bad angle

Thc wouldn't hurt either

>>11327321
Need one for fuck machine havers

>>11327332
Bigger is better

>>11328278
Prostate > penis

>>11328649
Do you think 2.6in/6.6cm diameter down a throat is doable?

>>11328299
that's like, really gay anon

>>11328278
>masturbators
>fleshlight
i got a fleshlight (Fleshlight Autumn Falls Cream).
The plastic casing is trash quality.
TPE sucks.
And they're a huge hassle to clean.
Honestly not worth the 70€ i payed for it.

>>11328188
> I dunno how anyone can have problems with staying clean. If youre not a slob dont eat like a slob and you dont have any guts problem/illness then all you need to do usualy is to have meals at fixed times. I usualy tend to poop before 11am, if I want to play with myself/my gf wants to do me I usualy need to check and do small enema 2-3times, but mostly im clean.

Related: The low/no-fiber diet in prep for the colonoscopy is killing me.

Deeply closeted faggot shit. Not even the anal tage is safe from you people
>End your life

>>11328756
Who are you talking to? Who quote?

>>11328756

>closeted

>>11327529
like its long enough to reach your sigmoid? I've been eyeing it for stretching so i can hilt the L stoic and knot the wearwolf plug L

>>11328698
holy fuck, amazing art

>>11328568
based

>>11328756
no one fucking cares, professional victim

>>11328756
we rule this site, pussy boy. you need to go back.

>>11328779
It is not, maybe the L or XL, (whore)

>>11328722
>it's gay
Not to be that guy, but just want to say, and I'll address this faggot as well (>>11328756), that men having sex with men <> gay. Some of us just like hard penis thrust into our asses.

>>11328887
>this site
lol, lmao

>>11328899

Everyone is Bi. Society makes shit weird.

>>11328911
>everyone is bi
Doubt
I don't doubt that people find same sex attractive.

>>11328899
i didn't mean it as a bad thing :)

>>11328932
OK fren ;)

>>11328646
>>11328255
Thank you, I'll make sure to double- and triple-check the angle next time I have a big stretching session.

After years of using my toys I can’t take it anymore, I want to try real dick
I’ve always fantasized being fucked when I played with myself, and for years I’ve only masturbated to sissy stuff. And I'm 27 and going through my twink death, so I want to try it before I get too ugly
I’ve always been scared of diseases, but I’ll just ask the other person to use a condom the whole time.

Any tips? Should I bring my xlube or would that would be weird?

>>11328903
4chan has always been pretty gay

>>11328984
bring the x-lube in your ass

>>11328698
Easily

>>11328984
Clean yourself out, inject a whole bunch of lube up your ass, plug yourself, go get fucked

>>11328984
Make sure to find a guy with a big dick, average is tiny

>>11328984
>want real dick
What in men do you find attractive?

>>11327334
>>11327337
Why are we cursed to live in a world where giant women aren't constantly fucking our asses?

>>11329150
This is the real gender gap.

>>11326982 (OP)
>multiple guides and a whole wiki on how to drygasm
>No resources on how to get wet hands free orgasms
>No resources for prostate milking
Come on, sometimes i just wanna have a quick anal session ughhhh :(

Is a Hismith worth the money if I continually get close to what feels like an overwhelming orgasm and then fail to go over the edge?
For those who have one, would you say it makes it easier to have mind blowing orgasms or is it more the case that it just helps you more easily reach whatever you can already do on your own?
t. increasingly desperate and horny anon looking for release

>>11329201
Depends on why you're not getting there.
For me it's been a pretty big help, because I lose my focus when I start getting close to orgasm, if I have to also keep going. I need a partner/machine to get me over the finish line most of the time.
If that's why your struggling, it will probably help. If you're struggling for a different reason, it won't.

>>11328412
I tried once, didn't work.
Best combo for vibrator is a firm, usually glass dildo, and a hitatchi on my taint

>>11329201
I'm in thy same boat, but without my machine I don't even get near the edge

So I'm gonna keep trying and enjoying how good it feels even without the big o

>>11326982 (OP)
>What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass?
My best one is the idea of being captured by futa amazons, and being passed around the tribe.
This one works real well for me, 'cuz I usually swap between a few dildos over the session, which fits the narrative. Especially since I usually start with a smaller one or a taper, the idea of being used by a young huntress or warrior first, before I get claimed by her mentor is a pretty good scenario. Sometimes I'm just taken, others I'm used to educate, sometimes I get passed further around or up based on what I'm using.
I'm a bit of an olfactophile, so I often imagine my face being pressed into some body part, often with a bit of laundry to help.

>>11328756
pro-anal (irl otherwise or even fantasy) discussions don't ever break rules as much as cage gen discussing actual caging off their dick
metaposter victim like you don't even post any image, I think this board could do post IDs so we can out people like you.
>le oldfag /d/anal was glorydays
nah, anal threads had never been as fast as now. be grateful or maybe you're just getting old ossan

>>11328984
take PrEP or if you forgot before sex then take PEP. that's at least the best tip I can tell you but I heard some would let their broskis hit assuming those are clean. you can also go with actually getting rapid hiv/std test kits and stuff.
I would say stick to one you trust, maybe try analgen maps too.

My biggest complaint with anal is that you basically have to blue-ball yourself. It feels good, but there isn't that sudden relief like what you get with a normal orgasm. The shuddering feelings I get from my prostate are really good, but they just leave me wanting more and it becomes increasingly frustrating until I finally relent and touch my dick. I tried finishing from anal but I always tire out right around the time I feel like I'm getting close. I suppose there isn't a special trick or anything. I just find ejalculating from anal alone to be hot.

>>11329262
That's because you keep thinking like a dude. You see self pleasure as having an end goal, as opposed to being something you can just do any time. You think there has to be an end and a cumshot to signal the end of the session.

Stop thinking like that and think like a woman who can just get one off any time she likes. It's not a session, it's not an end goal, it's just something you can do for the pleasure of it, any time.

Once I learned that, anal took on a whole new thing for me. Yes I can jerk off and have a short orgasm and a cumshot and then I am done for the day. Or, hear me out, I can go into the bedroom and have 4-6 quick orgasms because the bus is late, or crank out 12 during my lunch break when working from home, or disappear for an hour or three after work and enjoy an hour or three of constant orgasms.

The moment you realise that, you open up a whole new reality.

>>11329262
You need to get pounded non stop for a few hours by a fuck machine

>>11328984

Condoms don't prevent everything, and they can break. I have a friend who got genital herpes even though he was wearing a condom.
Sexually transmitted diseases are very real. Do a google image search for genital warts to bring yourself back to reality. Not worth it. Guys will lie all the time about what they have.

If you are concerned about 'too ugly' just cut sugar and processed foods out of your diet and go to the gym. If you are still cock hungry, try going for a real relationship with a dude or just get some girl to peg you.

>>11329284
Do you know how hard it is to get pegged by girl

>>11329216
I think I have similar issues as >>11329262. Sometimes I'll feel something getting close that feels really good but then it goes away and I have a hard time believing that that's all there is to the whole thing, but whether I get to that state or not feels really random and unpredictable. For example, my last session was like 5 hours using various toys and positions, but I only really felt something that felt worth the effort in the final 20 minutes and it lasted like 30 seconds before it went away again. I'm not expecting to have the exact same feeling as when I jack off but something like the weird head rushes and super intense tingly feelings I get from time to time, but it seems really difficult to consistently get there, much less go further. I have no idea what someone like >>11329270 means when he talks about when he uses the word orgasm and maybe we have very different ideas of what all of this is meant to accomplish.

>>11329305
I mean orgasm as in feelings of intense pleasure combined with rhythmic contractions. No ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a 'dry orgasm.' This is, at its core, why people can't achieve an anal orgasm - they can't separate the orgasm from the ejaculation and therefore can't separate anal play from an end state of ejaculation.

Once you learn the difference you not only unlock a new understanding of what self pleasure means and is, but also learn how to enjoy both as separate things. Once you learn that, you can learn to have anal orgasms any time, then follow them up with a good fap session, then go right back to anal play with zero refractory period or post-nut clarity.

>>11329262
the special trick in life is belief.
just believe you'll get better at it, mine is I rarely get blue balls anymore, I just stay (butt) horny all day and that happened after my butt started getting a lot more sensitive after doing some pelvic floor training.

>>11329253
>nah, anal threads had never been as fast as now
And they had, yknow, a good amount of anal hentai pictures posted in them as opposed to a bunch of faggots blogposting. I'll take a slower thread with 99% image posts over this shit. Let's see, last thread had less than 25% of posts with an image attached. Thread before that was even worse. So basically a thread on the hentai board has less than 25% to do with hentai, the rest of it is pure faggot blogposting. And it's obvious the pics are just an excuse for the blogposting considering there's basically zero image only posts. So really this thread just doesn't belong on a hentai board. Virtually all of the discussion has nothing to do with hentai. There is no reason this thread has to exist on /d/ of all places. No one can make a good argument for this thread to exist on /d/. The tiny amount of pictures posted is just an excuse for the blogposting. Almost every single other thread on this board either has something like over 75% of posts with an image attached and/or discussion that's directly about the hentai being posted. This thread is the outlier where barely any images are posted AND the discussion has NOTHING to do with hentai.

I'm seriously asking: why are you so desperate to shit up /d/ specifically? You faggots are just so fucking insufferable even the jannies trying to banish your ass to /trash/ gave up after you kept coming back like a fucking plague. Why did you not fucking stay there?

>>11329331
you know all your problems would be gone had you just turned off text on your app or addon something for anything inside analgen threads since I know you're not oldfag enough to stop caring about punctuation, be more chill.
or just go to some booru r34 etc. and look into anal tag or something? same thing if you are pushing this "ideal that no one discusses anything about actual anal" but then again even gelbooru and r34 comments are so-filled with the faggotry you hate so much even at a worse extent than this gen. also you post too long and put so many numbers like 99 25 75 just say pareto rule next time and then it's proof that it's just a natural phenomena - get this, times change and I say that even analgen and /d/ is almost very tame when compared to how other boards like r9k turned to shit, 'you just want to fight cause you lonely' am I right? it's midsummer madness all over again.
>AND the discussion has NOTHING to do with hentai.
nah it's called Hentai/Alternative
it even doesn't strictly forbid posting western art (and funnily enough even most of the art on boorus are made outside japan)! and I figure you might even try to or have tried to complain about western arts too. maybe >>>/e/anus is more your speed, >>>/d/analgen is about anal penetration (verb/action) and masturbation (verb/action), what else is there to discuss? you're suggesting for us all to discuss how [obscure character] anally fictionally masturbates in some unique way that is so exhilarating for the 1000th time? and then why aren't you upholding the same standards on >>>/d/chastity if you're the true /d/ oldguard you exudate so much? I am going with the idea that you're just stirring up things to artificially farm engagement for this site which is over all a good thing but there's just so many flaws with your premises.

>>11329368
>it's just a natural phenomena - get this, times change
No, the userbase changed, from actual 4chan users to tumblr users pushed off that site when they banned porn. /d/ anal threads used to be good. You can look through the archive and see the shift from the old anal hentai threads with an actual decent amount of pictures posted turn into this faggotry blogpost central literally the SAME EXACT FUCKING YEAR tumblr banned porn. It's not a coincidence. You don't belong here and you never have. You're a tourist shitting up the board.
>compared to how other boards
I don't give a single fuck about other boards, I'm talking about this thread specifically and how it doesn't belong on /d/.
>nah it's called Hentai/Alternative
You retarded faggot the "alternative" part doesn't grant you the ability to talk about something completely fucking unrelated to hentai, it has to do with the type of images posted kek. pic rel. You really are a newfag tourist.
>"faggot thread" is about anal penetration (verb/action) and masturbation (verb/action), what else is there to discuss?
>you're suggesting for us all to discuss [...] 1000th time?
No retard, I'm suggesting you take this thread to another board considering the discussion has NOTHING TO DO WITH HENTAI. This is a HENTAI board made to post HENTAI. Hentai related discussion includes yes specific characters but also artists. See discussions in other decent threads. Your faggotry discussions are completely irrelevant to the topic of this board. Why are you so opposed to taking this thread somewhere else? Your only arguments against this are that a tiny minority of other threads are equally as bad. That doesn't excuse this thread being here.
>upholding the same standards
Because when this thread is banished to /trash/ for good it'll set a precedent for removing blogposting cancer from the board. One tumor at a time.

And btw the pic you just posted isn't even anal lmfao.

I wish I was capable of enjoying anal. Unfortunately, my body hates me, and gave the the rectum that gets damaged so easily, even defecating is painful, and leaves aches that seemingly just never go away, even after many hours.

And before you say it, yes, I have visited a doctor. In fact, just a year ago things were even worse - I used to poop blood. Was cured from it, thankfully, so at least that wasn't cancer - my body just sucks.

>>11329368
And btw that chastity thread you linked is clearly made and populated by the exact same faggots that post in this thread. Stop pretending like these two threads are unrelated lmfao. The wording in the OP is the exact fucking same and it's obviously the same fucking people in both threads because surprise surprise a bunch of AGP having faggots shoving dildos up their own ass also like wearing cock cages. How shocking! So I can guarantee that if and when this thread is banished to a different board the other thread will go as well. These aren't two different cancers. They're the same cancer that metastasized.

Got my first toy, but won't be able to use it until weekend... Well, at least there is something to look forward to.

I want to try Yohimbine HCL. It's supposed to increase blood flow and arousal. How bad is that? Will it work or will I just get a rock hard erection?

>>11329374
I'll have to wait 15 mins for this but it's worth it.

From someone who entered 4chan in 2008:

4chan was never good

>>11327902
If I "forcefully" clean myself because Im really horny and want to do anal my bowels will be a little upset for 1-2 days and I will always regret it.
If I do a quick little clean after taking a big shit in the morning, then I have zero issues afterwards.

Its kind of annoying to me, because mornings arent ideal to do anal, I can only do that if I have the entire day free. If I want to do anal in the evening I have to clean a lot more and my bowels dont like it

I'm going to have the house to myself for a week to 10 days in about 6 weeks. Anything I can do to prepare my body? I've been abstaining for 2months or so to heal a hemmroid.

I am thinking maybe doing a temporary diet change around then to minimize cleanup. Is there some way to have maybe a mostly liquid diet or something to keep it clean down there? Maybe eat a lot of fruit and oats. Got plenty of lube and shopping for new toys/clothes and some cbn (thc illegal here) also have some of this lucy analog that I can sprinkle in. But idk I get very weird and over analyzing on even 3\4tab.

>>11329445
and?

>>11329446
Noted.
Makes sense.

>>11329414
Ride a wall

Got my Xlube delivered today, figured id try it out right away. Holy shit what a gamechanger. I took my biggest toy without any issues. Usually I avoid that toy because the discomfort kind of ruined my horniness every time, there was no discomfort this time, on the contrary it felt fucking amazing. Actually sticks to the toy instead of slowly dripping down
I might actually need to buy even bigger toys now

>>11329479
Eat a lot of fiber (Take some psyllium husk for good measure), avoid greasy foods, and avoid snacking.

>>11329375
Try nipple play anon, there's a good guide for it in >>>/d/chastegen/

>>11329530
Getting xlube Friday.
What did you use before? I used BD lube, compared?

>>11329374
>Chastegen, analgen, nipplegen always near the top
Also,
>we want you gone
>we

>>11329559
Just some regular water based lube that online toy seller in my country sold. Im not from the US, luckily Amazon shipped me Xlube.

>>11329262
Dont let the trannies in this thread like this one >>11329270 psy-op you into turning into a girl. Theres nothing wrong with simply using anal as a masturbation enhancer.
Personally put a massage gun on the tip of my dick with one hand while fucking my ass with the other one, it feels amazing and I get insane orgasms from it. This way you also dont have to choose between playing with your dick or playing with your ass, just do both at the same time

>>11329563
Hmm, seems BD lube is polyethylene oxide, like xlube.
I'll be experimenting with thickness

>>11329262
>Orgasms
I find that a few types:
>Anal, like a penile orgasm, but dry (except for pre-cum) and no refractory period
>Full body, tingly especially in anus, arms, legs. During these, can ride harder and deeper, encouraging anal orgasms.

I find that when I'm being overwhelmed, I mentally distance myself from the ass simulation, which allows me a longer buildup, which when can no longer control, often leads to full body orgasms.

>>11329565
Luddite

>>11329560
>threads filled with the same type of insufferable blogposting faggots are constantly getting bumped
>somehow justifies their existence on the a board about HENTAI despite the discussion in such threads having NOTHING TO DO WITH HENTAI
>never used the term "we"
>insufferable faggot had to pretend like I did to formulate an argument
unironically kill yourself

>>11328050
Nice solid turd or if dehydrated little pebble turds. Seriously everyone drink water with that stuff and water in general

>>11328412
Ive used long silicone sounds before. You can certainly feel the prostate from the ureathra as it goes right through it but at most it is a trickle of feelings. Going into the bladder feels a little better There is a lot of risk there. Even being safe and using sterile lube and boiling sounds I still ended up with an acute kidney infection and regular UTI. extremely painful and had to do 2 weeks of hardcore antibiotics.
Sounds are not worth it for me, at least going deep, even in a sanitized environment with supposedidly sterile equipment.

>>11328129
Do you have sauce on this please? I genuinely don't know how to find this.

>>11328066
>>11328090
>>11329633
poop is normal again it was somethign else unrelated to the psyllium i guess

>>11329276
>11329262
Damn why did that make me feel all hot and bothered like yes please

Bros, I wanna get pegged.

>>11329530
okay that sounds based, i should buy some now. my main toy is an 8 incher but i have a massive toy i rarely use because it doesnt fit and it takes too long. maybe xlube will upgrade my ass game that quickly too

>>11329874
Then again I still have over a liter of coconut oil so maybe later this year I'll buy it when I'm running low

>>11329874
>you're squeezing your ass so tight
is this something that's not supposed to feel uncomfortable? when i squeeze my ass with something in there moving it really doesn't feel nice

>>11329888
Did you respond to the wrong comment? I didn't mention squeezing. In fact, I like squeezing on my dildos and plugs, and yes I find it comfortable.

Remember not to support animal abusers like bad dragon

dont care

>>11329888
you can clamp down and put direct pressure on your prostate and back side of your dick. it feels nice, but its not conducive to a genuine prostate orgasm

>>11329376
>enters bottom thread
>complains about bottoms
bottom behavior

>>>/h/anal if you're not a fag

I have a steel prostate stimulator that I accidentally dropped on some tile in the shower, creating a couple very small dents on the surface. I ran my thumb over it and it doesn't feel like there's anything sharp or any burrs sticking out of it. Think it's safe to use like this?

>>11329874
>main 8", rarely use
>>11329777
Better to have a gf with a real cock imo.

>>11330020
Dents are "fine"
What you need to look for are scratches, pits, and gouges. The concerns are
1. Any snagging material, that is liable to leave cuts on your insides.
2. Any pores or openings on the surface, where bacteria could colonize and be resistant/immune to being properly cleaned.
Running your fingers along it, and feeling for any kind of snag is what you should be doing, and maybe take something rigid and slide it around on the surface, like a credit card, to see if it catches anywhere.
If that works out, you good.
If you get snags and catches, probably get a new one

>QOTD

I imagine I’m a prostitute in a brothel for fantasy monsters/futas. I’m only allowed to touch myself once I’ve made all of my clients ‘cum’ (ie. creampie my ass with copious amounts of cum lube), by wildly bouncing my well-trained asspussy on their big fantasy cocks.

The hardest orgasms I've ever had are when I can totally block out my penis and stay entirely focused of the idea of using my ass as a tool to pleasure cocks.

>>11329479
Do not sit. If you’re healing a roid the absolute best thing for u and ur ass is to not ever squat unless you are shitting and stand as much as you can if you have a desk job. U can fuck ur ass while having a roid if it isn’t painful but don’t sit and in a month or so you’ll have a newborn hole

>t. Hem surgery survivor

>>11330053
>most normal 4chin poster

>>11329479
>clean
Eat mostly only meat, it's easy to be clean, and requires little setup.
Regarding hemroids, make sure to eat enough meat (not processed protein garbage, including powder), take breaks from sitting occasionally, and I find that playing during them (average 1 minor 1 every few years) doesn't affect them, as long as they aren't huge.

Theres cheap quality silicone toys on amazon than I thought, I got a very decent 15.6 inch/4.5 diameter tentacle toy for 55$ CAD, dual density, very detailed, passed the lighter test, a massive 3inch diametet horse cock for 80$ and an 11inch knotted plug for 60$ Now I have to work my way up. I can maybe take 3.2 diameter max right now, i'm curious how much more progress I can still make

>>11330005
>bottom thread
doesn't belong on /d/. this is a hentai board. not a faggotry discussion board.
take this shit to /lgbt/ or back to tumblr, where you come from.

>>11329777
Me too bro. Waiting on our first strap on to give it a try with the wife
Wish me luck bros

Being penetrated is my favorite way to have sex/masturbate despite being male

>>11330058
laying down is fine?

>>11330194
I want my wife to give my prostate the same treatment that I've been giving her g-spot
Good luck, I know I'll need it

Anybody else suffering from a severe case of having a self sexual fetish.
I cannot stop staring at my ass all day, often when I do anal play I do it in front of a mirror so I can watch my dick get harder and harder while I bounce on a dildo or I turn around and watch me gape myself for hours.
Also one thing I often do when I get on a fuckmachine is I put a webcam behind me while I face the screen so I can watch myself get railed
I keep having fantasies about sucking my own dick or having a bunch of clones of myself to have orgies with.

Frustrating part is I will never ever be able to act on this fetish, its simply not possible. Im not even remotely attracted to men at all either, so that wouldnt be a good substitute either. Which is kind of weird, Im not even remotely gay, not even bisexual. But I want to have sex with myself more than anything in the world.

Sigh, I guess I will just forever suffer

>>11330092
not normally into tentacles but this one is hot

>>11330022
the other one is 12 inches

>>11329993
Do you clenching the kegel muscle or the sphincter muscle? Most guides I've seen recommend clenching those muscles to achieve dry orgasm. Or are you talking about a wet orgasm?

Usually I imagine a hot futa fucking me while doing anal or sometimes nothing at all, it's more about the physical feeling.

Recently I also managed to get my first dry orgasms, which was really fun. For years I managed to hands free orgasm but this time I fucked my ass three times a week with weed and poppers. Just focused on gaping my ass and pressuring my p spot and it worked. Had three dry orgasms and then a big O one.

>>11330213
What do you mean despite

>>11330074
Good luck with your ass cancer

>>11329899
Giwtwm

>>11330498
It's when you have cancer... in your ass.

>>11330290
>cam, obsession
I also am obsessed with my ass.
>fuck machine
I like to broadcast on xtoys.

why is this thread so straight

i hate prep
i just wanna plap

Anons wtf just happened.

Normal training session with my XL Flared Chance, as I am still not fully comfortable and learning how to use it & i cannot go past sigmoid.
But today while putting it in & out and crushing my sigmoid hard trying to go past it, my penis leaked semen like in porn. Not only that, it was completely flaccid & I felt zero urge to touch it, and when I tried it it did nothing for me. Yet it was visibly leaking cum. Kinda scary what is happening with me

>>11330611
you milked yourself. I accidentally did that once and didn't even notice cause I was flaccid and laying on my back and suddenly I felt something wet on my stomache.

it is a very strange feeling!

>>11330609
Yeah but plaping is just cheating, you're just going back to penis stimulation, even indirectly.

>>11330605
>why is this thread so straight
It's not gay to enjoy phallic objects, including rock hard penises from fit men, in one's ass.

If you haven't gone huge, I highly recommend it. Oh God, the STRETCH. It's so intoxicating... My 4.5 inch plug is my favorite toy at the moment.

Head empty; no thoughts

turn down your grease you fucking autistic porn addict nobody cares if this thread even gets bumped or not

>>11330498
If its silicone and passes the lighter test it can still give ass cancer?

>>11330616
Is milking/leaking uncommon? The second I have something in my ass no matter how big or small I leak precum/cum like a faucet

>>11330727
I too love the stretch, but it's pretty expensive compared to smaller toys. I'm only at 3.5" diameter though, and I can't imagine the cost of getting to 4.5".

>Have been only masturbating while something is up my ass for the last few days
>Still don't feel closer to cumming hands free
I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place, I'm not sure if I'm just not doing something right or if it's because I'm not saving up enough cum

>>11330858
In my experience cumming hands free isn't really a goal you can aim for, it's just something that can happen while enjoying the entire process itself. It's hard to undo millennia of evolution, but you need to stop thinking of masturbation and sex in terms of the end goals.

Any good sellers from Europe?

>>11326984
Never. Dominant women literally don’t exist. I‘m a bi bottom but I might as well just be gay.

>>11330932
Neotori are in Europe.

>>11330727
I stopped chasing "the stretch feeling" because its a slippery slope. You have to keep going bigger for that feeling. The same toy will only give you that feeling a couple of times

>>11329565
Who said anything about turning anyone or anyone turning themselves into a girl? It's about changing the mindset of what is an orgasm and what it means to orgasm.

(he said, assuming a good faith reply is in store and not a stupid cunt reply)

>>11330941
Neotori has a shit collection desu, none of their toys seem fun to use. I wish we had access to Bad Dragon without having to ship it over

>>11330989
>Who said anything about turning anyone or anyone turning themselves into a girl?
>>11329270
>That's because you keep thinking like a dude

"Stop thinking like a dude" is the exact same as "Rewire your brain to think like a girl" since there are only 2 genders.

Telling people to completely ignore their dick, or even cage it up and have sex like a girl would have sex, where penetration is the stimulation without always getting an orgasm.
That sounds like a fucking psy-op to get people to turn into trannies. Ignoring your dick completely and stop it from being part of your sexual pleasure is a one way ticket to body dysmorphia, where you might start seeing your dick as an alien part of your body that "doesnt belong".

Nah fuck all that shit, theres absolutely nothing wrong with being a regular straight guy who enjoys anal stimulation as part of his masturbation. Fuck off with all this sissy/tranny bullshit to "train your brain to ignore your dick exists"

Have a nice day

>>11331008
Having received the expected bad-faith, but more likely utterly moronic response from a complete and total fuckstain of a dribbling idiot, I guess there's really no point in trying to clarify. It'd be like explaining particle physics to a horse.

>>11331022
Go take your lexapro

I'm wearing my long buttplug right now :3 Any tips or idea of what I can do while just rubbing my dick and shaking my butt?

Oh my god can you at least post images while you're arguing?

>>11331055
Watch some porn maybe?

>>11331058
That's what I was doing, I came since then, and I'm now chilling with the plug warm in me :3

>>11331060
You can play some games, watch a movie, or do some chores :3

>>11331063
Actually kink I love, wearing a buttplug while cooking naked :3 It feels liberating somehow. The plug is still in me as I'm watching some youtube video

I have been having an issue making any progress here recently with a BD medium Stan. It takes some work, but I can mange to fit the whole head in and be reasonably comfortable, but I can not actually seem to push any further. It feels like there is a literal barrier which prevents it from budging an inch the second the head is in. Idk if it is an internal stretching issue, an angle thing or what, but I can go from hilting a medium Delmar, which is close to the same girth, and then immediately lose steam. Any advice anons?

>>11331069
Sorry, forgot image

By the way, are dildo that good? I just have a buttplug and have a lot of good little feeling, but nothing amazing

>>11331073
i can't use plugs anymore because i instantly want a dildo to fuck

>>11331073
Plugs only serve the purpose of pre-stretching for dildo play in my opinion

>>11331085
>>11331091
Okay, I may checkout one day then

For all here who struggle to have good anal orgasms I really recommend the "Mindgasm" recordings up to lesson 5 (first 3 are free on youtube, lessons 6-8 are just repeating earlier lessons and trying to make you even more focused on prostate)

For years I was doing anal with dildos, anareos, rotating vibrators and only got some cumming from rotating prostate massager. But it was just a stronger cum like from masturbation.

After the mindgasm lessons I learned to have full body dry prostate orgasms just by clenching my muscles. But it took time. I think it took me at least half year of constant training these muscles plus unfortunately first time I had to take MJ. But after that I've learned how it feels to have dry full body shaking orgasm and with enough willpower and training I can do it without any drug just by clenching muscles. As I am quite AGP to help me I put on women riding dick in cowgirl position and try to emulate her riding while clenching muscles and what is the most important - her breathing. If you get a video with real orgasm and not faked the breathing helps a lot to get in the mood and eventually get an orgasm.

But it is a long way. I was doing clenching excercises for this half year, and now when I do not do these for a month all is gone. And I have to do clenching excercises at least for 3 days and edge myself to get this orgasm, which depending on how horny I am can end up in just simple cumming instead of dry one. And after normal cumming for me there is always post nut clarity.
But with dry orgasm I can go half day riding.

>>11331022
>utterly moronic response from a complete and total fuckstain of a dribbling idiot

Youre the one who has to resort to ad hominems as a response to my well reasoned post which is basically admitting defeat in an argument.
But its fine, I didnt expect much anyways Ill stop shitting this thread up with arguing. Peace

Last night,
>fuck machine on xtoys, 45 minutes in, start orgasmning
>1 short full body, a few prostate
>another 2 full body
>start riding dildo
>2 more full body, up until now each longer than the last
>during full body, ride tip to base (6x7")
>last full body feels different, instead of just everything tingly, last one feels like 2 different frequencies in my body
>sore, have to quit
>not really horny, just greedy for more
>proceed to masturbate penis, when starting to cum, stopped stroking, didn't plan to ruin it but that's what happened, not sure why, but probably my michevious brain
>can't sleep for an hour, can't masturbate either
Was the best session I've had in a long time

>>11331073
Dildos are ten thousand times better than buttplugs. It's comparing a main course to an appetizer. Plugs are good for warm up, foreplay, training, etc. Dildos are for getting stuffed and fucked like a slutty anal whore addicted to analgasms

>>11330835
it's common enough. some people have done it to themselves by accident, myself included. there are people who are into it who know how to do it consistently

>>11330605
most people are straight, hope that helps

>>11330617
chastity

>>11330886
>cumming hands free isn't really a goal you can aim for
it is, but i guess you need at least a couple of years under your belt

>>11331135
idk i saw stars when i used a toy for the second time ever

>>11331129
You can fuck plugs too, though

I would like to buy Faxi M https://nothosaur.com/products/faxi?variant=43049632596189

What firmness would you recommend? Medium or hard?

>>11330858
>hands free cumming
Not sure that people agree what this means.
Orgasm types:
>Prostate with pre
>Prostate with cum
>Full body, no pre or cum
I only get the first and last, and the last is a totally different feeling than the first. Not even close to the same feeling.

>>11331247
I recommend being a whore
>not that you seem to need it

I like getting dildo'd so much. I can't get enough.

>>11331129
I have a dildo/plug hybrid and it's amazing. You get the pleasure of a big flared base with the in and out penetration of a dildo.

>>11331095
>>11331054

My guy, a person that launches bad-faith arguments doesn't deserve a respectful response. The moment someone wants to know more about my position and actually discuss it rather than resorting to accusations of being a tranny/psy-op, I'll happily and respectfully present my points of view on the matter.

You want respect? Show it. Earn it.

>>11331360
can you link it?

I very rarely get these huge head rushes when using aneros type toys or dildos but I have no idea what causes them. It's like a rushing feeling and the sensation of falling backwards. Does anyone know more about what physically causes these and how to get them more consistently?

>>11331359
You need real D.
That's the only answer.
You will not have satisfaction until you are bred.

I pump to the pics, not the posts. keep posting pics

>>11326982 (OP)
>What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass? Don't be shy. Text/blogposting encouraged!
One of the things I like to imagine is being captured and kept in long-term restraints while being constantly ass fucked, either as a cum cow, an anal-breeding sow, or simply a relief station. My body is modified to both make me better suited for my new purpose and to humiliate me.

>>11331488
>relief station
Yesterday with my fucking machine with someone else controlling, they were fucking me in a way that didn't please me, I was going to suggest a change, but then I pretended that they were a guy that was enjoying themselves and I was happy to accept the pounding that didn't do anything for me.

>>11330022
Your opinion was not solicited.

My gf is gonna peg me soon. She's wanted to forever but I've been shy, but lately I've been really horny and on a trip I surprised her with a vid sitting on a dildo she didn't even know I had. I'm so excited.

>>11331507
Make sure to bring chapstick.

>>11331505
>tells >>11331505 opinion unsolicited
>gf is going to peg him
>doesn't see how he's going to end prepping his gf's bull

Buttplugs just cause hemorrhoids, can't believe I fell for this.

>>11331510
>chapstick
Why?

>>11331517
>>11331511

>>11326982 (OP)
>What do you imagine while you stimulate your ass?

Watching porn where girls are taking big black cock and thinking Im her ;3

Got a new enema thing because my old one was trash and it has a pretty harsh chemical smell even after washing it several times with soap and water. How should I clean it? Sad, I was hoping for a session tonight.

>>11331512
>buttplugs cause hemorrhoids
You either didn't use enough lube, or you went for a size that was too big without building up to it. With anal play, if you feel ANY pain at all, you're doing something wrong. (unless pain is the goal, in which case go for it, but be aware your body will not thank you)

Question for the pros...

I can have both dry and wet orgasms with my njoy pure wand. Dry orgasm from pressure on the prostate, and wet by pressing a little deeper in on the seminal vesicles.

Question is, when I opt for the dry, I feel very tired for the rest of the day. I don't get tired after having a wet one. Can anyone else relate and explain why this is the case?

>>11331557
Fleet saline enemas cost less than $2 each when you buy in bulk. Is a non-disposable setup worth it?

>>11331623
Dry prostate orgasms have greater fatigue than ejaculatory ones due to more intense and prolonged pelvic muscle contractions, higher activation of the parasympathetic nervous system, and a higher flooding of hormonal response.

Ejaculatory orgasms trigger a sharp dopamine spike followed by a prolactin surge that helps "close" the arousal cycle, however dry orgasms have sustained prolactin release, less dopamine, and higher oxytocin and endorphin levels—creating deep relaxation but also post-orgasmic tiredness.

Also the central nervous system may be more heavily engaged during prostate stimulation, leading to a form of sensory or neural overload that contributes to physical and mental fatigue afterward.

All that combined also makes me a lot more tired than jerking off. It's why a quick series of anal orgasms before bed helps me sleep so much better than a pre-sleep wank.

>>11331645
Miss me with that GPT slop.

>>11331656
>asks question
>gets answer
"slop"

>>11331659
It's visibly GPT slop. If I wanted slop, I wouldn't have posted here, I'd have asked GPT myself.

Nature did a silly and made me prefer to get fucked like a female even though I'm male

>>11331696
>asks question instead of just looking it up himself
>gets mad when he gets an answer he could have just looked up himself
>doesn't accept the answer provided because he's so fuckbrained he thinks any and all capability to know things has gotta be AI

Average American IQ

>>11331707
I wouldn't try to call anyone stupid when you're an LLM slop believer. Go ask GPT how to breathe before you suffocate.

>>11331717
Good lord you're paranoid. Imagine thinking learning things is AI. The USA absolutely swung the wrong way with critical thinking skills.

>>11331720
ofc you have anti-AI lefties in such a thread, they're being replaced in their bullshit job, ofc he's nervous and suddendly against (actual) progress

>>11331720
You want me to believe you actually studied and learned endocrinology? You don't strike me as the learned type. If you were, I think we'd see a lot more endocrinology from you, and a lot less gaslighting.

>>11326982 (OP)
>qotd
Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm using a knotted dildo my imagination is different than if I use a human shaped penis, and is different when I use a plug, or a dildo that doesn't look like a regular penis.
The fantasies range from male to female to furry. I guess I'm trisexual.

I've been insatiable lately. I've been cumming so much I have a hard time even producing a good cum shot. I've been doing anal and jerking off at least twice a day for weeks now. It's the same routine. I wake up and start thinking about sex. Today it was being taken from behind by a werewolf man. Spit on my hand and rub my hole and then cram my largest plug inside. Jerk off, go remove plug, and do normal morning routine. Then night happens and I get in the shower and immediately start riding my dildo. I have a seat in there so it makes it really comfortable. I bought a soap dispenser pump bottle and mixed up my lube in there, it's super convenient. And yeah, I ride the fuck out of that thing until I shoot my lame little "load" that I can't even feel because the anal feeling is too intense to even feel cumming. Then I go to bed and do it all over again in the morning. This can't be super healthy.

>>11331777
Forgot pic.

>>11331645
stfu sloptard
you tried, you got caught, now go be butthurt somewhere else
>>11331773
stop feeding the troll

>>11331623
is the pure wand worth? kinda shocking a solid piece of polished cast metal is $180

I'm sorry for the really stupid question but I want to try butt stuff for the first time so I was going to use my finger like it says in the guides, but afterwards do I clean my butt? Obviously my finger would need it, but I don't ever see guides mentioning cleaning of the butt post butt stuff only before it

>>11331802
If you use a good amount of lube you can clean out after so you don't have a bunch inside you and potentially fart it out into your pants

>>11331804
Thanks for the reply! I'm hoping to avoid cleaning up at first, but given it will be my first time I'll probably use way too much lube. It will be a good learning experience regardless I think to do that

Saturday afternoon butt stuff, I'll have it on for about an hour
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1u
if it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day

>>11331844
Hope that felt good for you anon

>>11331865
It did, thanks anon!

>>11331869
If you want round 2 I'm always down

>>11331878
Go for it, not many other people jumping on
I'm free to use ;p

>>11331787
I’ve never had an orgasm from anal, but I found the Njoy wand good for exploring. It helped me find my prostate and it’s a good warm up toy. I also bought aneros toys, but the Njoy wand is much superior.

But I find dildos feel better when you’re going to town - I just can’t get over the finish line.

>>11331813
I shower after I poop and can fingerblast a couple prostate orgasms. Or usually milk myself and eat the cum with my other hand. If slighty messy clean with soap and hot water. I take fiber and eat clean so usually no mess.
>Analgen should get its own forum bc 95% blog posts.
>Idgaf about the 2d porn

Why does getting fucked feel so goooood

>>11326982 (OP)
>come home to noone
>decide "oh neat i can fuck my ass a little"
>family starts knocking on the door just before i cum the first time
it gets to a point where i think im developing a getting caught fetish

>>11331773
Studied? No. Read about to a degree that the vast majority of people not actively in that field would? Yes. Maybe that's the definition of study.

Either way, I worked out how to have prostate orgasms on tap and found myself genuinely curious on what was happening to my body and brain and started looking into it. Learned to understand some of the biomechanics of it, and how biochemical responses operated.

That's how personal learning works. You get interested in a subject and read about it.

>>11331787
The Pure Wand is the only thing that ever worked for me. Doesn't matter what other dildos or vibrating toys I used, the wand is the only thing that reliably gets me off. Will it work for you? You'll have to spend the money to find out by experimenting. Just don't give it up too fast - I did and almost threw it out when I worked out how to get myself off every time with it and now it's the only toy I use.

That said, there are cheaper alternatives - just try and get them from reliable sellers and avoid Amazon or similar, as the cheap ones can come with, at best, pitting that harbours bacteria, and at worst burrs and coated metals that will literally chip off. The price for a good quality wand is what you pay for safety.

>>11331629
>saline
Bro are you trying to genocide your gut bacteria? I just use normal water and they to keep in just to the lower bowel to save time. Ar you doing a full colonic rinse with fucking saline?

sorry if this gets asked alot but what circumference would be a good starting point for a dildo that I want to ride? Im thinking 1.5"?? Im a huge noob at this and I want a massive cock to slut over but I know thats a silly horny idea!

>>11332105
Just look up starter dildo sizes and go from there. I recommend focusing more on length than width at first as that will naturally limit you to smaller beginner-friendly sizes. For my first anal experiences I also got a set of butt plugs of various sizes, I recommend that and a 5-6ish inch starter dildo for a beginner. And a lot of lube, time, and patience. Remember to pull out a relube a few times as you get ready to take the whole thing. Mys usual rhythm is lube, in, lube, in lil more, lube, in all the way. Over the span of a few minutes.

>>11332109
ty anon!! Ill try what you said and make sure to use soo much lube<3 would you reccommend just wearing the plugs for a bit before an anal session?

>>11332142
>would you recommend just wearing the plugs for a bit before an anal session?
Depends how tight you are and how comfortable you are. I was satisfied lounging around with plugs for a while before I got used to going bigger. Oh another great way to warm up is to use your fingers. First one, then two, etc until you have as many digits as you can take. These days I get to my thumb and knuckle before I am ready but 3 fingers should be a clearable goal for a beginner like you. Have fun anon

>>11330367
putting pressure pushes semen out but its not a real orgasm. its milking

>>11331777
>anal 2x a day, not healthy
I'm doing similar, and I'd say that sex is a hobby, therefore not necessarily bad.
A week ago I woke up, was horny so rode my plug for 500 "strokes", felt pretty good for a while, but was sore.

>>11332028
>Why does getting fucked feel so goooood
Because anal is an evolutionary product.

>>11332043
That's rough when that happens. Why yes I care about what you did today, I'm surely not thinking about fucking myself /s

>>11332090
Good post fren.
Don't mind the mid-iots.

>>11332105
XL Flared Chance

>qotd
extreme faggotry
>have daddy issues on account of a very emotionally manipulative father
>get insanely, impossibly horny for him when doing buttstuff
>fantasize that he's such a good manipulator that it borders on the supernatural
>he's able to use subtle linguistics and nonverbal cues to make me into his willing bitch
>totally reprograms and conditions me with his cock, forces me to repeat and believe things just by selective application of pleasure
>fucks me in front of my nude hypnotized mother while she obediently does housework
>makes us compete for his cock
>makes me and neighbor ladies worship his body, suck his balls, make out with his pits, compete for his attention; the prize is riding his cock and being brainwashed
>makes me do chores nude and has sex with my unaware body without my knowledge
>takes me on dates; I fall in love, dress slutty, and pay for everything
>makes me introduce him to my friends so he can brainwash their asses too
>teases me by showing me how much power he has over me then ordering me to forget
>makes me cum hands-free while blowing him
>makes me believe totally absurd things, like that I'm married to his cock
>programs me in my sleep without my awareness
>makes me think it's all my idea
>while fucking myself to these fantasies, imagine that I only THINK it's all fantasy, that he's making me sexually reprogram myself, and that I am actually his slave, kept ignorant by programming that I'm not allowed to consciously notice
>I can pretend like I'm in control, but he can just walk up and start kissing or groping me, and I'll become his willing bitch instantly
>when I can convince myself of this, I cum harder

it's big fun

>>11332169
>most normal 4chin poster

>>11327902
for me - digestion doesnt change post anal play and it makes no difference to what extent the play is. 12h of teasing/edging/probing and stretching (width and/or depth) into a session with the hismith and the biggest dildo I've got.. Or the quick sesh in the shower with an Njoy Wand.

Defecation changes with any session setup to be extended but namely thats because I do have an enema/inflation kink so thats part of the fun is doing a deep enema which makes defecation sorta hit or miss for a day or two (EG: depending on what I eat I might not need to shit for a day or two).

As for gas, nothing out of the ordinary. I dont aim for gapes and when I do I seem to have no issues with trapping air, similarly with enemas i make an effort to clear the line (shower attachment) of air before I ram it home and turn the water on blast.

>>11331491
You're ready to be tied down and used like a cocksleeve by real cock now

Congrats, I hope someday I get there

So I see all of you guys mainly talking about riding dildos in these threads. Is a vibrator not as good at getting dry and handsfree orgasms? I think looking like picrel is a lot hotter, and elegant than destroying myself with a big dildo

>>11332235
>You're ready to be tied down and used like a cocksleeve by real cock now
I really want it. I've done some, umm, experimentation. For science ofc.
>Congrats, I hope someday I get there
It's a mental thing ;)

>>11332237
>vibrator for hfo
You need to vary the pressure/speed of the toy.
That said, have never tried a hfo with vibration, mostly since it doesn't seem like it will work.

>>11332232
i think it's mostly my diet being, random and largely unplanned
add on irritating the pipes and i don't have a lot of fun on the recovery days afterwards

>>11332237
I have the exact vibrator in picrel, a lovense edge 2, and it does feel really nice but the vibrations numb and desensitize my ass long before I can get close to orgasm. I found that it's pretty much only good as a warmup, but now I often just warm up with my dildo instead so that I don't need to clean two toys.

I'd still recommend the edge 2 to people though. It's fun to hook it up to porn games to get more immersed and feel what the character is feeling, or to mod hero shooters/mmos so that I get vibrations as a reward for supporting people well

Anyone else struggle the most with depth? Getting anything past that bend seems impossible

>>11331427
https://a.co/d/g3kI2q1

It's a generic one from Amazon but it seems to be made well

>>11332284
>depth issues
I believe it's my second spincter or my prostate, that I have issues with. But after the first insertion, the issue is largely gone - so I think it's when my prostate is enlarged from sex.

I think I developed a hemorrhoid. Is it over? I'm being serious.

>>11332306
I think of hemroids similar to muscle strains.
I have had a few, typically once a year, typically from being too adventerous/rough.

>>11332237
normal vibrations never did it for me. It is just buzzing sound and no effect. But rotating prostate massagers made me cum hands free. But it is still cum. I ride dildo, at my own pace to get full body dry orgasm.

Go big or go home

>>11332169
Bro needs therapy

I dont know why but its just not satisfying me anymore. Im not getting dry orgasms nor wet orgasms anymore, hell I dont even get hard anymore during anal. I'll be super horny and hard as fuck before I start and then when Im 15 minutes into anal my boner completely dissapears and it feels like I wouldve had more pleasure just jacking off
Im just poking away at my asshole and nothing is happening. It still feels somewhat good I guess but it doesnt even particularly feel better than regular masturbation, which is the entire point, why go through all the trouble cleaning yourself up, putting towels down, getting your dildos and lube ready, if its not even more pleasurable than just jacking off.

Not really sure why this started happening, been doing anal play for more than 10 years, its just not doing it for me anymore. I guess Ill just store my dildos away for a long period of time maybe it will come back one day..

>>11332453
you are probably just tired and stressed about other things.
And set and setting is rather important for anal play.

>>11332453
Does using a butt plug while masturbating at least still feel good? Also how big are your didos, maybe you're just using ones that are too big now.

>>11332468
I dont have a buttplug, it probably would yeah. I did also increase the size of my dildos quite a bit since like ~3 months or so, but they dont feel "too big", no discomfort whatsoever using them, probably could go a lot bigger still. But my smaller dildos dont satisfy me anymore either now that I sized up

Holy shit I discovered something new. I recently bought a massage gun and today I decided to use it on my ass.

What I did was I put the massage gun with ball attachment on my asshole while at the same time pushing outwards to gape my asshole, no insertion. It felt fucking amazing, I never leaked this much precum in my life and I actually had a wet orgasm without any insertion or penis stimulation whatsoever, just very strong vibrations on the outside of my asshole while pushing it outwards.
I never even thought it was possible to get an orgasm from outside stimulation of my asshole

>>11332240
What mental thing do I need to do before my fuck machine can pound my prostate into blissful orgasm

>>11332453
I find that I need to squeeze the dildo for it to stimulate the prostate - I think I get too relaxed for stimulation otherwise.

>>11332453
You need to be fucked for real now

>>11332475
Ayo? What's a good massage gun brand

>>11332536
Hitachi, wirelsss, the big one. They have a bunch of sizes now, the smaller ones aren't as powerful.

>>11332536
I have a North Wall massage gun, pretty good brand
>>11332544
Thats not a massage gun, thats a massage wand/vibrator. Massage guns arent supposed to be "sex toys" but they have the most powerful vibrations you can get

I couldn't resist again last night and fucked myself sloppy before bed. I like to gape myself with my big plug until I can't keep it in anymore without a lot of effort, and then ride my dildo. I found the perfect position where my hands are totally free. I lean up against the shower wall and use that to move up and down. I can really control how far I pull out like this, so I can really do full length stokes and it feels so much better like that. I like my ass to be wet and eager like a pussy by the time I switch to my dildo. I'm literally leaking residual lube out of my ass. Dripping on my feet. My ass is so ready, the ride is effortless. I've in the past rode dildos so hard the clench of my ass will pull it off the suction cup base. Not last night... I couldn't clench down if I tried. Such a sloppy slutty hole.

>>11332567
>I've in the past rode dildos so hard the clench of my ass will pull it off the suction cup base.
You probably just do not use enough lube.
Or your spincter is on roids and is the strongest spincter ever.

>>11332582
>you ass should not be able to grab anything
Just say you're loose like a goose.

>>11332408
>>11332193
If you don’t have a fetish for getting hypnotized, assfucked, and humiliated, you’re missing about half of life

What would be a good type of a training toy for taking a fist? The fist gets stuck around the knuckles and it just feels like a wall that doesn't give in. I was looking at Hilt 75, or maybe I should just get a bigger plug? I can fit Gape Keeper 65 without much issues.

>>11332683
>If you don’t have a fetish for getting hypnotized, assfucked, and humiliated, you’re missing about half of life
I find that any fetish, whether it's bbc/cuck or whatever, is about exploring your mind, which allows one incredible orgasms.

asking for advice. I've been using psyllium husk and it keeps me ready to go. but now I am doing 3 day fasts to help lose fat. shall i keep taking psyllium while i fast? or is there no point.

>>11332768
Years ago I used psyllium husk to lose weight, I would take it instead of breakfast/dinner. The stuff makes you feel full. So yes I think its worth it to keep using it while fasting.

Anyone able to do pic related where you legs are behind you head? Is it any good and how do you work to it?

>>11332811
I used to be able to do this when I was younger when I was way more flexible. It's very fun and enjoyable because of how incredibly submissive a position it is, if you're into that sort of thing. *blush*

Just got Xlube.
Made several thicknesses - all of them are super stringy - making application messy. Tips?

>>11332841
Keep a small hand towel next to you to wipe off the lube once you've applied it.

>>11332843
Ah, already do, but the issue is that when using lube shooter, I can't prevent it from stringing until I apply it. I've tried wrapping it with finger, cleaning with towel, moving it faster...there is ALWAYS a stringy line from the bottle to my ass.

>>11332847
Well if you want to keep it from stringing at all, I have experimented with mixing coconut oil to the mix. Note however that coconut oil solidifies at room temperature so you'll want to warm the bottle slightly and shake it up again to mix it all together. It's thinner and not as cushioning so I've found it works well with glass and metal toys rather than silicone.

>>11332854
I may try with with mct coconut oil, which is liquid at room temp.

>>11332841
I was surprised by the stringiness at first tho but it has pros and cons, it makes it more messy but it also makes it stick to a dildo better instead of just dripping down

>>11332931
>stick better to dildo
BD lube says it's made of the same thing, and even at similar thickness, this stuff seems to last longer.

When my girlfriend leaves out of town for shows, I break out my 2.5" dia dildo, X Lube, Hi Smith, and cage. By the time she gets home, my ass is a literal pussy.

Mare Maker and stretching ensures it. I take pics of it for memory sake and it gets me off knowing what happened.

I get high (THC) and I swear I devolve into a fuck doll, my mind is mush, my hole is quivering, and my vision is blurry, and I just keep degrading myself by calling myself slurs.

My girlfriend would 100% rape me if she knew, she thinks j have a bubble butt and thick thighs (I'm a 36 yr old man, I don't), and always rubs my hole when giving me head. I just don't want to bring it up yet.

>>11332997
Just let her tie you up and peg your brains out already

The longer you wait the more you'll wish you started sooner

>>11332997
>>11333098
agreed, why the fuck isn't she fuckin' you yet?

My gf pegs me every once in a while. I'm just too lazy to help her do the proper set up (helping her put on the harness and cleaning my ass). Usually just stick to using the remote buttplug with her. She loves having control of it.

>>11332847
Pinching the string makes it thinner so it falls off more quickly. You'll still need towels but life will be less annoying.

>>11332263
>>11332241
>>11332344
So if I'm actually "shooting" for an orgasm, be it dry or wet, im almost all the time better off actually trying with a dildo? I'm pretty straight so I dont care about the fantasy of actually getting railed, if that's important. I just want to cum from my prostate :>

>>11332997
>always rubs my hole when giving me head.
I'm sorry, why the hell have you not had that conversation? It's valid to be concerned about a partner being turned off or thinking less of you if you have an interest in anal but she's practically begging to do it. Even without words you could lube up well, encourage her to put her finger in one day and let nature take its course.

>>11332997
Anon I was in the same boat as you until recently (minus using my gfs toys, I have my own) and since admitting it to her about a month ago we've been having some of the best sex of my life.
>>11333197
I'm not the other guy, but for me the reticence was feeling like if I brought up that I was into it it would happen faster than I wanted it to, keeping quiet was my way of pumping the brakes. And then finally I just got too horny to pump the brakes any more.

anons who just roll over and go to sleep after anal, how?? Are you not dripping lube all over your bed??

>>11332090
nobody buys your larp, sloptard
imagine posting slop with m-dashes in it and thinking you can gaslight and samef*g your way out of it
take your l
>>11332159
samef*g

>>11332306
It's far from over. Ask your doctor for a GI referral for hemorrhoids. Even with severe hemorrhoids, you can get them banded and eventually recover.

>>11332596
your reading comprehension is shitty.
Properly lubed ass should not be able to grab and rip off the suction cup. Unless of course suction cup is also weak.

how bad is it that anal makes me feel like such a girl

>>11332698
Hilt 75 makes me cum my brains out, do it

>>11332840
But how do we attain that flexibility?

I wanna be so submissive

>>11333510
Eh. I don't even feel like I have regular orgasms anymore. Cum comes out, but the bigger sensation is usually tremors in my legs. Yesterday I was weak in the legs all day because of how hard, and involuntarily they shook. I used to make fun of the female orgasm as a myth, but if it's like this for them... Not bad.

>>11333517
Bending just takes practice. It's like yoga. I used to be able to get about half my cock in my mouth. I haven't looked, but I bet there's a youtube for stretching for any sex position. For me, it's this position. Nothing beats the feeling of warm cum on the back of my thighs.

>>11331707
Well, I mean, my guy. Your response to him uses dashes and the same structure as an AI response would.

Like, you you really trying to convince us you pressed the alt + 0151 or do the autistic Mac user thing or simply copy pasted a dash specifically for your 4chan post?

While it's fine you're learning things and using AI, you don't have to lie about it. You googled that or asked gpt or grok and used it to form your reply, supplimented by your own knowledge.

>>11333196
Yes, it allows better stimulation.
For me, I'll ride normally a bit, then use it to rub prostate in short strokes, then long strokes through whole ass, then repeat short and long until cum.

I completely fixed my diet for anal. I haven't done anything in so long so I'm probably as tight as a normal person now. BUT i wanna maximize time plugged and have sessions super often. Like at least an hour or two of something up my ass daily
How long until I get to a monster can if I'm consistent? I really wanna try that.
My discord
kal_2447

Forgot pic

Holy fucking shit I hate cleaning so much

I was horny as fuck wanting to do some anal but I struggled so much with cleaning, I shouldve known I can never do anal in the afternoon when my breakfast and lunch is digesting, but I went for it anyways. I spent like 30 minutes cleaning before it finally felt ok, the first dildo I stick in and it already went wrong. Spent another 10 minutes cleaning until the water was completely fucking clear. I finally thought it was ok but 5 minutes into my session it already went wrong again and I just fucking gave up.
Now my stomach and bowels are upset and I didnt even get to do anal and my horniness is completely gone I dont even feel like jacking off.

Im gonna buy a sexdoll and reset my masturbation preference Im sick of this shit.

>>11333568
>hates cleaning
>wants sex doll
lol

>>11333519
i guarantee its not as intense for them. women REACT more to pleasure and pain but feel less. its why getting kicked in the balls is objectively more painful than childbirth and why prostate orgasms are something completely unachievable for them. the only reason we even associate it is because its penetrative and so intense it can actually make us moan.

they moan and cry but feel less than men do

>>11333610
>they moan and cry but feel less than men do
That's very interesting, but how could you prove/demonstrate this?

>>11333612
Guarantee you someone got fucked while hooked up to an ECG, maybe while strapped down to an MRI table. Kinda hot, actually.

>>11333568
Many such episodes. Probably not the first and certainly not the last. Don't get too hung up over it. What I do is just psyche myself out for the next time.

>>11333519
>estim placement
Does it placement work?

>>11333551
>long sessions
My average plugged time is 4 hours, can stay plugged overnight, which I don't do when I ride my dildos, as ass is too tight/sensitive at that point.
And I'll ride between 2 and 6 hours most night sessions, a short session in the morning if I can..
>monster can
Not sure, but other than the blunt head, the 2.75" (or so) of the can shouldn't take more than a month.

>>11333568
>reset
Doubt
>workaround
I've douched on carnivore and non-carnivore diets, and I find that if you get water past your sigmoid (easy to do, especially as you develop your rectum muscles, which can push water upwards, then you have to clean past the sigmoid, which is hard.
But on the carnivore diet, not only is digestion more predictable, but it's easier to clean, and water pushed past sigmoid has never been an issue, as the stool doesn't absorb water the same way that fibrous diets do.

>>11333568
This has been said over and over and over and over again, and people just do not listen. You need to eat properly. You need to eat fiber. You need to take a fiber supplement 4x per day, and then if you feel like you have to go, don't do anal. I literally never have to clean out.
If you don't feel like fiber, you can do what I did for years. Only eat breakfast. If you only eat breakfast you will only need to use the bathroom once per day in the morning. So after that you're free for whatever. Those years I could drop my drawers anywhere and get dicked down, morning was unfortunately off limits.
It's pretty amazing the freedom you have once your get your body into a rhythm. Suddenly you just basically have an extra sex organ that moonlights as waste disposal once per morning. I used to get all hot and bothered at work and be able to finger myself no issues, whenever. Sometimes I would go on bathroom breaks just to get laid, because everyone else was going to the bathroom, why can't I?
It makes wearing a plug fun because... well you know, it's not holding anything back, it's just in there. You can do ATM too, if that's your jam. Sometimes I like it. Obviously you can still use a bulb while having this regimen, but you'll find nothing ever comes out. Back when I ate once a day I used to squirt some lube inside me if I knew I was seeing someone later so he could just put it in with no fuss.
Some people just accept that poo is just a part of anal sex, and yeah, everyone's been there. But I don't think it's acceptable unless you have a poo fetish, and I don't. I will jump through as many hoops as necessary to have clean anal sex.
Oh, and as far as bulbing goes... if you put more than a bulb in at a time you will move past the sigmoid or whatever, and water will enter your intestines and activate the poo protocols. Unless you're doing very deep play you want to do one bulb at a time, and make certain you completely expel it before taking another.

>>11333666
>must eat fiber
Eat near 0 fiber, can easily do 8 hour sessions without ANY poop, not even brown lube.
>rhythm
I agree to this. I typically eat once per day at night, sometimes in the morning as well, and douching is usually 2 rounds, then it's clean, and I'm ready to be a nympho for as long as I want.

>>11333666
Just to add my own two cents, I found that only having a protein shake for breakfast meant that I would be good to go by around lunchtime. It's just a question of timing when stuff goes through your digestive system, and the easiest way to align things is when you sleep.

>>11333568

I had this problem in the past too, and my solution was to make cleaning out a horny activity that was fun. Getting a metal adjustable shower enema attachment made it easier, and now when I clean out I do it in the shower and blast everything down the open drain while I tease my tits/balls/dick/wear a nose hook/whatever.

>>11333673
I mean, I did say or he could eat once a day, I used to do that. I do fiber now, and it works well, but not as well as once per day eating.

My city has two gay bathhouses, does anyone have any experience with those?

>>11333660
Really impressive numbers what the heck!
I could never plug overnight its always too uncomfortable but Ill def get loose enough until I can.
I hope I don't get sore or something so I can go everyday

>>11333294
use a damn towel

>>11332237
vibrators are fucking dogshit, you need length and width and thrust potential, simple as

>>11333718
>bathhouses
I have one a few hours away, and I been there 3x, only got fucked once.
Next time I'm going to wear my plug around, without a towel, and I think it will advertise my willingness.
That said, I've posted videos of me riding a dildo on their forums, and now I have 3 offers, 2 of them big dicks, one being 6x6+, and I'm looking forward to it!

>>11333722
>Really impressive numbers what the heck!
It takes me about an hour to start feeling really good. After that, it's magic. Last night had 4 full body orgasms, each longer than the last, the third being the most intense - everything tingles, am EASILY able to ride 100% of dildo.
>I could never plug overnight its always too uncomfortable but Ill def get loose enough until I can.
I've done so with xanthum/coconut lube (homemade), which allows me overnight plugs.
>I hope I don't get sore or something so I can go everyday
I quit when I get sore which, if I'm using the right size dildo (not huge), is 2-3 hours typically. I can do longer if I use my 5x4.5 dildo, but the small sleipnir (medium and soft) are my favorites.

Any anons anal with roomates? I want to get but hismith but im worried it will be loud and im moving and will have some roomates come september. It got me thinking if you can even do anal with them around

>>11333666
>>11333673
Adjusting my diet just for anal isnt gonna happen. I go to the gym a lot so I need to make sure I get all my nutrients in, Im not gonna sacrifice that for masturbation

I only have 1 large bowel movement a day, in the morning, if I do anal after that I can go for hours without any issues, minimal cleaning, deep fucking, 0 issues Im completely emptied out.

But anywhere in the afternoon or evening and its just miserable, Ill have to clean for 20-30 mins and even then its still a gamble wether or not it will be fine, its frustrating.

>Eat healthier! Eat more fibre!
Thats not the issue, I simply eat too much food for my workout goals so when that starts digesting its just over

>>11333758
>nutrients
While personal physiologies vary, meat has 100% nutrients. Also, plants fight you with toxins, animals fight with muscle.
That said, I don't eat as I do for anal, but rather for convenience.
>time of day issues
Happens with everyone.
Godspeed!

>>11333743
Just bought a 4.0 premium, it is probably noticeable even on low settings. High settings are definitely gonna sound through a closed door.

sitting here horny as hell waiting for my dildo to get here. the more I read though the more I’m getting worried it'll be too big. Is 7.5x1.75 too big to start with every time? It's a dillio super eight (pic rel). I had a 7x1.4 before and had zero issue starting with it and sized up because my last one didn't give me that full feeling at all. Am I going to be able to sit down after taking it?

>>11333819
If you've never taken 1.75" before then I wouldn't start with it, but you should find it very easy to handle. I would say that the difficulty curve only starts at around 2".

Really want to try a hismith but I live with my GF in a small apartment and I like keeping this hobby to myself. If she's out of town for like 2 weeks, how had would it be to buy one on amazone, try it, clean it then return it? The money isnt a huge thing just more so that I have no good way to store or dispose of it (throwing away bigger trash is hard here).

I have heard of people doing stuff like that with bigger items on Amazon but I've never even thought of trying it. But I also never thought I would crave essentially "renting" a sex machine eithet

>>11333862
You probably won't be able to return, you should keep it and store it some place, you could rent a storage locker maybe. Once you use it you'll love it and keep using it. Just tell your GF though isn't this just going to stay an issue?

>>11333831
>difficulty starts around 2"
My 2" NS Novelties lifelike cock was the first one that I felt full with.
Now, I can ride it like a whore.

>>11333862
Bring up Female Led Relationships, get her to peg you.

>>11333740
Man I wish I had dildos in the first place, I do the sock and condom thing and kinda sculpt my own stuff with fabrics.
(I live with family so deconstrutable "dildos" are convenient)

>>11333908
That's interesting.
Maybe a lockbox?
I also have to keep my toys hidden, for various reasons.
That said, once I had to leave fast, left my 8x2 black dildo on the ground, cleaning lady noticed it, got called a fruit by someone I work with, was an oof.

>>11333862
I'd suggest just being open with her about your "hobby". And if she says she's not into that stuff, tell her it'll just be something you do by yourself, she doesn't need to be involved at all.

If you can't do that, you could just buy the hismith as a "gift" for her, either for her solo use or you can use it on her. Then you'd just need to hide/dispose of whatever dildo(s) you'd personally be using on yourself

>>11333979
>>11333870
>>11333886

The thing is I have no interest in pegging, chicks with dicks, or even having another person involved really. I just like it being my thing :/ I'm sure she'd be fine with it but ehh it would ruin it for me I think Involving another

>>11332095
Saline doesn't kill your gut bacteria. It's water with the same salinity as the rest of your body.

>>11334008
It will ruin your relationship. Don't listen to the groomers, they want to turn you gay. Keep it a secret and enjoy it solo. Lots of older straight men have to do this for medical reasons like BPH.

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>>11334118
>>11334118
>>11334118

>>11330172
with the way you complain like a faggot you fit right in

>>11330194
>>11330283
How's it going with your SOs?
I want my vanilla gf, future mother of my child, to peg me. But she almost dumped me when I left tranny porn accidentally on her laptop.
Wish you guys all the luck in the world.
How did/will you reach an agreement on being pegged?

>>11334089
>don't do equal rights
>instead, keep your sexuality a secret from your partner
>denegrates as groomers those who promote equal rights and candor
Whew lad

>>11327335
I have a permanent 1.5" slit. No, I don't have incontinence. If you do large anal a lot, eventually you will get there. I usually stretch a bit and practice bouncing every day in the shower with a 2". My wife pegs me (RARELY, every few months) with a 2". I sometimes go larger during solo sessions. She's not very gentle at all so I don't really do bigger with her because she'll go too deep too fast and literally tear me in half if given the chance. Maybe some pent up anger or something.

>>11330194
>>11330283
Rip your marriage. Some things are better left as fantasies or acted out only with whores. Your woman will no longer see you as a male, many such cases.
And before you go "that's hot", no, it's not, she's not gonna go "hehe I guess I need to fuck his ass from now on", she's gonna dump you and find a dude who will fuck HER, instead.

Not trying to be a dick, that's just the reality of things.

>>11334356
NTA. My wife had a lot of questions when I brought it up ranging from "are you a faggot" to "are you a tranny". I like role swapping (and yeah, that includes some crossdressing). Anyway, it worked out. in my case, my wife was kinda kinky to begin with and we did other kink and she's fine as long as i'm not attracted to other people. I want to take/suck a real cock so bad and feel it squirt it my mouth but that will almost definitely remain a fantasy, and I'm okay with that. like, one of her fantasies is a gangbang but same for her. sometimes you give things up to be an adult.
>>11335382
my wife and i are also into chastity as well sometimes. I fuck her hard with strap ons. no man can really compare to that. weve been together 13 years. js

>>11331005
try nothosaur

>>11333862
I was in the same situation and I was able to return the machine with no issues. However, you will definitely feel rushed, two weeks is not long enough to get comfortable and properly explore a hismith. Don't bother until you are single, It's not worth the hassle