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>Question of the day
What specific triggers/insights gets you in the mood for anal and not simple masturbation? What hits within you to decide that you're gonna go through the rigamarole of playing with your butt? How often does this happen? Text/blogposting encouraged!

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Waiting on our first strap on so my wife can give my prostate the same treatment that I give her cervix. Wish me luck

Ordered myself a large Tharin from Neotori. Largest diameter I have taken so far is 6.7cm so trying 7.7cm knot is gonna be a challenge

I've never done any anal sex, I have tried with my fingers and some safe objects, but so far I've gotten nothing interesting. I'm thinking of buying a cheap dildo to give it one more shot, and I really would like to try one of those dragon-looking ones, do you guys think it would be a mistake? They have bumps and stuff which I'm not sure I would like.
I have no issue properly stretching and stuff and I have managed to fit around 5cm or so in me, so I don't think it would hurt me (of course I would be careful), but still.
I was thinking of something like Bad Dragon's Sleipnir or Nova.

>>11334118 (OP)
Music, for one. I don't even know what genre it's considered, but in the past few months, I discovered certain artists just make raunchy slutty EDM (ie. COBRAH, OnlyFire, Diamond Doll xo to name a few) thanks to listening to Kim Petras' music. Some hard techno songs with vocals have pretty debauched lyrics too. Never thought music could ever get me so horned up. Every time I hear hard beats, I imagine myself trying to bounce on a dildo to the rhythm.

Also weed, but I think that's more of a Pavlovian response since I usually smoke during my sessions.

>>11334118 (OP)
>have free weekend
>friend arranged MDMA pills for me
>decide to have fun with it with some anal
>pop the pill
>20-30minutes in it kicks in, porn looks great
>10minutes later, my boner goes down and I start thinking why all these sluts in porn look so sad and miserable (due to hightened empathy from MDMA).
>spent 1,5hour looking for a porn where actress does not look like w human wreck. Can't find one. Close the porn and listen to music and contemplate on my life.

Damn and people said masturbating on MDMA is cool.

>>11334302
>I start thinking why all these sluts in porn look so sad and miserable (due to hightened empathy from MDMA).
>spent 1,5hour looking for a porn where actress does not look like w human wreck. Can't find one. Close the porn and listen to music and contemplate on my life.
Males when they experience normal female levels of empathy for an hour.

How do I deal with hemorrhoids? I know other anons have had this problem

>>11334118 (OP)
>What specific triggers/insights gets you in the mood
Bit hard to explain, for me it's always a mood swing in me.
My initial reflex to seeing a nice cock or something is actually oral, and it's a coin flip if seeing porn or something of some cutie getting it makes me want that, or want to top 'em. A desire for anal is something that has to come from inside me. There are some things that can push me there, being flirted with in general makes me get a little tingly. My inner thigh muscles ever getting tired (the hip adductor at the gym is a very dangerous machine for this reason) does it. Having my ass stroked and teased by someone that's not me can do it. But, those are kinda like knocking on the door to see if my ass wants to play. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't, and sometimes my ass decides it wants something on its own. I don't fully understand the emotions that usually surround anal though. It's... unique, like my entire personality shifting a bit. I get more sensitive, thoughtful and affectionate. I'll start remembering people's birthdays and shit, that kind of sensitive.
When it really starts, it'll be nearly all I can think about for a day or three. I stop wanting to masturbate any other way, my ass becomes hypersensitive to anything. I'll start feeling crushes and attraction really strong, even to people I'm around all the time.
It's kinda like going into heat, just, only for my ass. Getting good anal will end it, but, just eh anal won't. But, eh anal can be good too, because it still puts me in the wonderful, head fuzzy place anal always does, that kinda combines with the heat feeling, to make me super, super, super cuddly and affectionate. I just want to hold and be held for hours, and literally everything feels good. "Eh" anal still gives me that, and I've done it so I anally masturbate right before someone shows up, so we can cuddle really good.
Then, after a bit, it ends, and I feel "normal" again.

>>11334302
I have this for real porn at pretty much all times.
It's why I mostly do animated. The only real porn I can stomach are either like, really gentle, independent masturbation, where they're obviously doing it because they think it's hot to be watched, or a very, very small handful of like, independent couple sex, where who knows why they recorded it, but it's mostly just two people who obviously love eachother, loving eachother.
Professional porn, I can't watch. It makes me sad.
I don't have this with animated, I can watch or look at whatever there. Though, I do still prefer happiness to misery.

What are some dildos to branch out too? Knots and horse cocks interest me I don't know where to start? I get the knot appeal but do the horse cocks feel full or unqiue at all? Also is bad dragon the go to or are there other options? bit a of a noob to this

>>11334302
Well, it does sound like you didn't make it to the masturbation part. Could you maybe try unplugging and using your imagination next time? There are a few actresses that I've noticed look off even through my fap haze, I can't imagine something making that more acute.

As for me, I wish there were more chemical fap/sex enhancements that weren't fairly bad for you.

My BBW gf would peg me hard as fuck if I asked, but that's the issue. She's huge. A hambeast. Don't get me wrong, I'm a land whale chaser 100%. She's prob 350 lbs I'm 170 lbs. Her gut hangs. Etc etc blah blah.

I don't even know how to shop for a strap on harness that will fit her! I kind of want to lick one out before bringing it up. Also, I'm 10000% a size queen. 2.5" dia is my current co.fortable size of dildo, anything smaller I seriously just don't feel or even get pleasure from in any way. I'm afraid she'd freak out when finding out my hole is a busted pussy. But goddamn it I want her to fuck me. I'm tired of hiding it!!

in your experience, which is better, J-lube or K-lube powder?
I've gone through just less than half a bottle of J-lube powder over the last 2-3 years and I would say it does it's job very well. the bottle itself was a bit shit and wouldn't close nicely but who cares about that. I'm just wondering if I should get more J or try out K

I might make this post a few more times across months, to get a lot more responses. I think this is the best thread to ask, if you know other places to ask it would be appreciated

>>11334373
Spareparts Joque size B fits up to a 60” waist if I remember correctly. 2.5” diameter will be tough because it doesn’t have a removable ring to change sizes.

>>11334400
X-lube is where it's at. It lubricates as well as either and doesn't have added sugars so it doesn't need the preservatives K-lube has in order to stay shelf-stable.

Are knots consistancly pleasureable? or is it a rabbit hole where you become desenstized and need bigger and bigger knots

>>11334417
oh right that one exists as well
reading between the lines of your post, the order would be X > K > J , correct?

>>11334452
I'd put a question mark after K since I'm not sure it's known what else they have in there, but otherwise yes. If you can get your hands on it there's no reason not to choose X over the others when the value is similar and it'll last longer than you want it to without any preservatives so long as you keep your mixing equipment clean and don't contaminate the bottle. It's just king of the mountain.

>>11334217
Anon, post your favorite slutty EDM songs. I'm getting high tonight fully crossdressed and I could use some exactly the type of debauched music you describe.

Usually if the wife is out and I have a whole sunday to myself I will take the time to clean out, get dressed up in fishnets and a latex dress, plug myself, edge for an hour and finially pound my butthole with various knotty dildos and horsecocks until I am to tired to function.
I told my wife about all of this awhile ago and luckily was supportive of my kinks.

>>11334131
JadesJungles on youtube has a tutorial on making your own strapon. I made one in my wifeys favorite colors and she loves it.

>>11334214

You see people use those horse dongs they make all the time on tube sites. They might be a bit too big to start with. I personally prefer some kind of texture on my dongs. Totally smooth is a bit boring and lacks sensation. I would recommend you spend money on something that is quality and reasonably priced. Anything dual-density from Blush Novelties Neo Elite series would work well. You can find them on amazon and they are 100% silicone. Using a quality lubricant will help. I love using X Lube and Sliquid's Hybred (purple label). Another brand of dongs I love....is Twisted-Fantasies. They have one with a butterfly texture that feels amazing. I like the softer material they sell. Hope this helps.

>>11334436
You can get used to them. I have the BFG from Hankeys toys that im bored with but was my go to. Now I jump on Nova from bad dragon. Plenty of hours spent on him. Worst case I use the smaller knot as my warmup or as a plug.

>>11334454
cool thank you

>>11334349

I would check out the following brands of dongs...

Twisted-Fantasies
Uberrime

They make a lot of neat stuff.

>>11334373

I'm sure a lot of guys here would love to be in your situation.
Check out the SpareParts Joque harness. You can get it on amazon. Get the larger of the two sizes. Its very adjustable and will fit that fat hog of yours. I think Ruby Rider has a video of some fatass black chick fucking the brains out of this skinny twink on her site. I've heard of people tying a scarf into a harness. Look into that.

Anyone ever used the Lovense gravity for anal? I like my hush a lot but want to try something new. I already have a hismith but it’s a hassle getting it out every time I want to do anal or just want something quicker.

>>11334118 (OP)
>What specific triggers/insights gets you in the mood for anal and not simple masturbation? What hits within you to decide that you're gonna go through the rigamarole of playing with your butt? How often does this happen? Text/blogposting encouraged!

Honestly, just getting horny. I'm at a point where I default to it whenever I get aroused. Just seeing a nice pair of boobs makes me want to fuck my butt.

>>11334118 (OP)
>>Question of the day
It used to be very specific. I would get this sensation at at random or while updating or looking at porn, where my stomach would feel like it was dropping and butterflies in my stomach. I'd get an intense desire to put something in my ass. Sounds like a gooner larp, but it's the onty way I could explain it - I felt a strong desire to get fucked.

If I acted on it, it's like everything else fell into line for me. I'd shit and douche and everything would come out clean. I'd somehow need less lube, less fingering, less stretching. I wasn't taking my largest horse cock dildo without working up to it, but my smaller cock-girth ones would only need a finger first and slide in with only the 'good' type of pain that I enjoy, the type of being stretched open with little prep as opposed to no prep.

It was during these sessions that I got super close to or experienced a dry orgasm. At the very least I would experience genuine anal pleasure from just the stroking, as in I'd feel good just from the dildo going in and out. Even if I didn't make it to an orgasm, just jerking off with the cock inside would trigger an incredible full body orgasm and a massive, thick load. Sometimes I would get it just right and get a dry orgasm just from anal, but it was super rare - maybe three times in my life. These whole series of events only ever happened maybe once every month or two. I went years without having them.

Nowadays, it's much simpler. Since I worked out the exact way to do it with my metal wand and changed my breakfast, it's as easy as getting horny, taking a shit, it's always clean because of my diet. Apply a little lube, slide the wand in, and crank out endless orgasms until I get bored or hungry. Anal is no longer a chore, it's just another form of masturbation with no post nut clarity or refractory period. It's something I can do any time where I have 5-10 minutes to spare. It's my sleep routine when I have trouble sleeping.

I've down the rabbit hole so much now friends...

It's at the point where I'm modifying a public app on XToys to simulate getting gangbanged. Voices, sound effects, all while my machine goes to town on my ass.

I'm thinking of making it public so that people can join and speed it up and give it commands like a camgirl

>>11334349
NS Novelties for realistic.
BD has realistic (archer), but lack of texture makes lube ineffective.
BD Sleipnir is awesome, small favorite to ride.

>>11334654
>Anal is no longer a chore, it's just another form of masturbation with no post nut clarity or refractory period.
I've recently got into the beginning of this.
It's a new normal.

>>11334335
>normal female levels of empathy
Lmao. Women are fucking monsters.

>>11334787
>Xtoys script/tease
Please share!

>>11334349
Horse cocks for me feel super different from normal cocks. The larger, pronounced head and ridges hit my prostate harder. I have a large sleipnir

To any fag complaining about not being able to get clean or can't get off the fastfood slop and are plagued with infinite shit bowel syndrome, if you are that desperate, just do a salt water flush. Google it if you don't know what it is. Might take an hour to flush everything and you might have to do one last douche before being clear but trust me you could be eating bacon cheese burgers for all meals and you'd still be able to fuck yourself with some decency.

>>11334345
Yeah I rather also prefer gentle happy sex to rough hardcore thing, I hate chocking and slaping in the face and other degradations like that. Though never had any big problem with quite normal porn, untill I popped MDMA.

>>11334351
Well I have 2 more pills I wil try it in two weeks again when my tolerance to MDMA is fixed and I will get back my serotinine to normal levels because I still feel down after it and it is 3rd day.
>>11334822
It it were women normal level of empathy there wouldn't be so many women doing porn and onlyfans.

There's nothing like laying in bed with a big toy and taking it like a bitch and feeling like one too. What an incredible evolutionary response. Getting fucked is my favorite thing ever.

>>11334470
Sorry I didn't respond in time, but here's a few of my favorites.

Kim Petras - Slut Pop EP, Slut Pop Miami album
Melleefresh - Sex Slave 40OZ Profits Mix
Chase Icon - Bang (My Body)
Diamond Doll xo, Goldilux, Olive Ugly - Prolapse
Miss Bashful, DBBD - Slut Slide
Miss Bashful, DBBD, DJ Fuckoff - Pornstar
Only Fire - Squirt
Only Fire - Up N Down
Only Fire - Dicks & Drugs
Sara Landry, LEGZDINA - Pressure
Sara Landry, Shlomo - Play With Me
Cobrah - Gooey Fluid Girls

>QOTD

After my daily morning shit I dont use toilet paper, I hop into the shower and blast my ass clean with my high pressure showerhead. When I do this, some days it makes me feel nothing special and other days it makes me instantly rockhard because for some reason my asshole is just super sensitive, thats when I know its time for anal and cancel my plans for the day. I have done this for years and still til this day I have no clue what makes the difference.

Do I really need to penetrate myself? I'm having really great pleasure with just a vibrator against my hole and no normal jerking anymore.

>>11335020
Wrote this in the last thread, I just recently had a session where I tried putting a massage gun against my hole with no penetration, I leaked so much precum and even had a HFO eventually. The strong vibrations felt amazing

Honestly you dont NEED to do anything, do whatever feels good for you

>New dildo arrives
>Way thicker than I thought it would be
>ffs, why am I so stupid, why couldn't I just check the measurements better, idiot, why am I like this etc. etc.
>Take it to the hilt after 5-10 minutes of warmup with another toy
Huh.

>>11335020
As long as it feels good and you aren't hurting yourself whatever works works. See days I can have a good time just clenching my PCs Mindgasm style. Nothing wrong with that.

>>11334887
>L Slep
Goals
Last time I tried mine, got a hemroid, which are rare for me

>>11335037
Probably a good shape for you ,I have the same experience

>>11334118 (OP)
soooo if I start thinking about it randomly, or take some psyllium husk, its my body starts trembling a bit and I get like a very triggered urge to do butt stuff, and its even stronger as I start to prep lol, its like a craving

>>11335101
Pascal's dog or whatever

>>11335037
toy name?

>>11334918
could not have said it better myself. life's greatest pleasure, indeed.

>>11334994
No worries, it ended up being a quick session and odds are I'll be doing another tonight. Thanks for the songs!

>>11335123
Anon... its Pavlov.

>>11335134
>Anon... its Pavlov.
Ty kind analon

>>11335000
>sensitive ass
When I am really horny, my anus gets all puffy, like huge.

>>11334918
>Picrel, what men really want

>>11335137
its true, Im such a buttslut I cant go without

>>11335131
Just some sketchy chinese brand from Amazon. IDK, it seems like silicone to me, but the price is a little too good to be true.
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0DPG49LMM
[memespoiler]No, I don't particularly care for the bbc meme, I just thought the shape looked pretty nice[/spoiler]

>>11334118 (OP)
>What specific triggers/insights gets you in the mood for anal and not simple masturbation?
Lately nothing gets me going more than verbal degradation and dirty talk like any sort. Anything that's rough and demeaning makes me fucking diamonds immediately. Slut, bitch, whore, slave, faggot, etc. Makes getting dicked down feel way better

>>11334349
Hilt 75 imo. Not a horse cock but it's not too big and it has a knot and it feels good when I put it in my butt :3

soo /d/ would a medium chance be a wittle too big to start with or just perfect?, I'll take it slow and use lots of lube!! promise!! Alsooo how am I meant to stick them to stuff or ride it with no suction cup??

>>11335296
with enough time and patience, if you just use lots of lube and progressivly add one finger at a time to slowly stretch your hole
you'd probably be suprised how big of a toy you could take

Again, patience and slow progression

Anyone ever tried the squarepegtoys mega milk it? Is it worth 70 NEETbux? I like the idea of a softer toy compared to an aneros or whatever but some reviews say it's amazing and some say it sucks.

>>11334302
Try anal on mdma, you gotta want to get fucked like whore though

>>11334470
Hey baby - Deadman ft mellefresh
Literally anything by ZHU
Habits - Hippie Sabotage (Remix)
Lights Out - Hippie Sabotage
On Your Mind - Kaskade
Collapse - Zeds dead

>>11334349
Try anything from topped toys

>>11334787
I would like to try this script as well

Anyone ever try a sybian for anal

It would seem I went full circle and cannot cum from my cock anymore.
Jerking off does nothing, vibro's nice for a while but I can't cum from it. If I don't ride a dildo it just won't come out.

>>11334118 (OP)
Should I train depth or wideness? Are they correlated?

>>11335680
Depends on your goal. Different people like different things, so you should probably try both to start with. If you do depth though you can't just use a toy with a thick head since it's kind of like starting from scratch but just deeper in. I feel that wide toys are more physical while long toys are more mental in terms of stimulation, but that might just be me.

>>11335683
But does width help going deeper?

>>11335684
Width training won't help with depth directly, no. Depth toys that are the same width all the way though can be easily taken all the way without doing any width training, but a lot of depth toys get pretty wide towards the base so you'll need a bit of width training for those. Training up to 3" wide won't do much to help take a 12" long toy that caps out at 2" wide. You'd just focus more on depth there.

>>11334119
How do I get a boyfriend like that Miku?

Is there any way to loosen myself longer term? Every time I've been with a guy it takes like an hour to be able to even get him inside me and it causes issues in my relationships. I like anal a lot but it's enough of a chore because of how tight I am that I don't bother doing it on my own time much.

>>11335823
I think the easiest way is to put lube up inside you with a shooter/syringe and keep a plug in for a while prior to meeting the guy. I keep a Squarepeg oys medium egg plug for a long while prior to taking anything from someone

>>11335836
Those everything gets stretchy or we just learn how to stretch it? Do we actually have some progress changes physically?

>>11335850
Can only speak for myself, but yes things get easier. I'm training to get fisted, so these days I can take a cock sized object much faster than I used to. Just keep training regularly and listen to your body

>>11335853
Yea there is something I learned that seems to be "how to go deeper". Everything just seems try to reach the base while it goes deeper moving like a worm?

>>11334118 (OP)
>QOTD
desu lately no trigger really, just want to go as much as my butt and gut will allow, so essentially if my gut doesn't require copious cleaning it's go time, J lube really changed things for me also, it's just so effective

any tips on going deeper? I hit a wall and can't go any further and I don't want to hurt myself

>>11335660
Congrats, you have ascended. I hope I can reach such heights soon

>>11335389
damn i wish i had a toy that bright and colorful

>>11335883
someone last thread said getting high quality lube helps a lot. haven't tried it yet but i plan on buying xlube sometime this year

>>11335485
Much appreciated, adding them now. Didn't end up doing anal last night but there's always tonight and tomorrow

What is a good lube for extended use with stuff like lovesense and other silicone toys. My bf wants to try out overnight but even Jlube is dry by morning and makes removal painful. (Plus cleaning up from it is annoying)
At this point we just use his no name silicone lube with a metal or glass.
Surely there has to be lubes that are safe with toys and long lasting

>>11335925
Oil based Boy Butter + jojoba oil

My bisexual gf is about to peg me, just taking a quick shower to clean out my asshole. Wisg me luck hros

>>11335946
Like mixed together or one at a time?
I've mixed coconut oil and Jlube before for an ok combination

>>11336052
You're going to fail and shit on the bed from personal experience.
.

>>11336052
Godspeed anon

i expect the greentext first thing in the morning

>>11336064
usually jojoba oil initially coating the toy and inside, but then mostly a good amount of boy butter for long periods

analogy and analorgy are very similar words

>>11335726
Hi :3
>>11335023
When I have the time and inclination (to put towels on the bed, etc) I'll bury the dildo all the way in (head pops into the sigmoid) and then use the massage gun on the base of it to mainline the vibrations through me. I've gotten a HFWO a couple of times from it but it takes me a long time to build up to that and sometimes I get impatient and finish myself off early ^^;;;

>>11335660
How do I attain this level of anal only sluttery

>>11335915
Xlube is the best, but cleaning out fully is the absolute most important step

I missed the last thread and wanted to say:
>>11327931
This post was hot as fuck, why can't I find someone like this

>>11334118 (OP)
This probably sounds dumb as fuck but I actually hate my body too much to do anal anymore. I'm old as fuck now, twinkdeath sucks, and I get really grossed out and feel like shit thinking about trying to do it as a creepy old man

>>11334654
>Sounds like a gooner larp, but it's the onty way I could explain it - I felt a strong desire to get fucked.
After a few weeks of doing it I started feeling this way as well. It's strange because that came before I felt any sexual pleasure at all from it.
>I went years without having them.
I never really got past the boredom phase. Anal has a steep learning curve and I kinda lacked the discipline to do it

>>11334797
Isn't it still more prep and cleanup even with a clean diet? Jerking off is like 0 investment. Even low effort anal requires lubing up

>>11336198
>Isn't it still more prep and cleanup even with a clean diet?
IDK what people mean by "clean diet". I doubt they even all agree on this term.
I eat 95% carnivore, near 0 fiber.
>Jerking off is like 0 investment. Even low effort anal requires lubing up
It's much better.
While prostate orgasms are alright, full body orgasms are next level.

>>11336164
>This post was hot as fuck, why can't I find someone like this
That person likely isn't normal, as such less common. Also, they, as I, don't present myself to others as I do in these breads.

>>11336155
>How do I attain this level of anal only sluttery
10000 hour thing
I'm probably at 3k, and have just gotten good at getting full body orgasms within an hour.

>>11336204
>IDK what people mean by "clean diet". I doubt they even all agree on this term.
Whatever lets you not shit bricks. In my case it's high fiber, smaller meals, no spicy foods, less carbs. Also avoiding dairy
>I eat 95% carnivore, near 0 fiber.
Pure carnivore is probably "cleaner" than meat heavy slop but I'm not a dietician
>While prostate orgasms are alright, full body orgasms are next level.
I've had neither. Never got past the wall where anal starts being fun instead of a chore

>>11336208
>10000 hour thing
Probably less? People seem to consistently say anal orgasms take 2-3 years if you're starting from "can't find your prostate"
>3k
Bro I don't even have 3k hours in video games I've been playing for over 20 years how do you get 3k hours with things up your ass?

>>11336212
Fuck does it really take that long

>>11336208
Guess I need a training schedule... anyone wanna help

>>11336216
>training schedule
Basically I'm not always in the mood, but when I am, I'll ride (wall/floor) and use my F21 fucking machine, broadcast video on xtoys, have them fuck me, record it, post it online...it's a whole package.
And no, I am not a femboy, but people love to fuck (xtoys) someone who is enjoying themselves.
When time permits, my sessions average 3 hours.
I use THC and nicotine pouches, not really alcohol.
When I'm horny, my anus gets puffy, and I love fucking myself.

>>11336212
>>10000 hour thing
>Probably less? People seem to consistently say anal orgasms take 2-3 years if you're starting from "can't find your prostate"
It took me 3 years, but can probably be faster if you have your own place and get advice here. I had the benefit of neither.
Also, the 10000 hours seems to be an observation of when people gain mastery of anything.
>diet
Yes, individual physiologies vary.
>meat, slop
I eat 80% ground beef, 10% milk, 10% whatever else.
>orgasm types
Started getting prostate orgasms quickly, but took 3 years for full body orgasms - tingly everywhere, and the best part is I can ride/hilt my dildo EASILY during them, and everything is tingly. It's insane.

>>11336215
Depends on the person.
For me, it took months to figure out that the glycerin in KY lube was drawing water into my bowel, inducing bowel movements.

>>11336215
Depends a lot. For me it took me months before I felt any pleasure in my prostate at all.
I never got far but you will see improvement, unfortunately there's a lot of feeling like it's a waste of time, and if you're a neurotic person (I am), it's very difficult to sit still

>>11336222
>>training schedule
For training, anal just isn't that enjoyable for most people. I think the problem is people just don't want to spend an hour doing what boils down to incredibly boring meditation in hopes of some pleasure arising
>And no, I am not a femboy, but people love to fuck (xtoys) someone who is enjoying themselves.
I hate my body too much for that. I'm in my 30s now so I feel extreme shame that I still want to get fucked like a woman while my IRL body is so disgusting and old. It makes me feel gross

>>11336226
>Also, the 10000 hours seems to be an observation of when people gain mastery of anything.
You can get proficient way before then
>I eat 80% ground beef, 10% milk, 10% whatever else.
Eating high amounts of red meat probably isn't good for you but that's like 30 years down the line

>>11336230
>anal isn't enjoyable for most
It's a skill that rewards you with profiency.
>30s
Got into it 37, first fbo 40.
>red meat
Eating red meat with carbs is bad. Your body doesn't process sugars well with fats.
>profiency before 10000hours
Yes, especially with help, such as here, which I found after posting an anal guide on /b/.

>>11336230
>feel old
While attractiveness is good, it can be compensated with people watching you REALLY enjoy yourself.
My second last session, I was riding my dildo like an absolute whore AFTER incredible pleasure on my fucking machine.
My skin is nice, but I'm masculine, but still I had people asking to control my machine, they like when you like it.

>>11336215
Adding onto the whole progression thing, anal is really weird because you keep doing the same shit and sometimes new sensations come up from repeating the same actions.
You actually might just not feel anything and you have to keep just doing it until it one day magically just feels like something

It's a really frustrating journey until you start deriving sexual pleasure from it. If nothing else, ejaculating with a toy up there is more intense

>>11336238
>It's a skill that rewards you with profiency.
This is more about consistency. My progression is bad because I try for a month or two then give up and restart later
>Got into it 37, first fbo 40.
Got into it in my 20s but gave up after a year. I feel a lot of shame restarting lmao

>>11336239
I have body image issues since I'm a fag coping with twink death. I just don't feel good about my body while taking it up the ass. As I get older the ability to mentally imagine myself as a turbo slut femboy or woman gets harder.
>While attractiveness is good, it can be compensated with people watching you REALLY enjoy yourself.
Despite it being inherently submissive, bottoming and getting filled feels powerful. In the right headspace makes you feel like your body was built for sex and to take it.

Holy crap, I completely lost track of time today. I got really fucking high on edibles and I spent almost 10 hours getting reamed on the Hismith. Surprisingly my arms and knees are way more sore than my ass. 10/10 will do it again next week

>>11336222
Got contact info? I'd let you control my machine and train me to get analgasms

>>11336248
Use any fun patterns on xtoys while you did so?

>>11336270
I tried xtoy maybe 6 months ago and didnt really get it. I mostly use the Hismith app's patterns. Maybe I should try xtoy again next session

>>11336311
The patterns that sync to videos r best

Do you get a post-anal high? I love laying in bed exhausted feeling all stretched out.

>>11336239
>My skin is nice, but I'm masculine
I want to see

are those hismith machines worth it?

Anyone got any tips on how to use xlube most effectively? I just got some and my first try was shit, it was either super thin when I first made it or super thick when I tried adding more. Both times it dries out super fast, leaving behind just a dry slick that doesn't really lubricate well. When I used a mixture of it and normal lube (liquid silk - it's hybrid with only a tiny bit of silicone, really good on its own) it worked much better.

Should I use vegetable glycerine? Should I boil it?

>>11336398
Interesting. I've had great experiences with x-lube. I usually add 4 or 8oz of RO filtered water (or whatever clean water you have from bottles), then slowly add 1tsp of xlube at a time while mixing to desired consistency. Then I shake it up and microwave it until hot. Let it cool, mix it some more, and good to go. I do all of this in a mason jar with a pump lid I bought off of amazon and it works GREAT. One time I made it way too thick and it was still good but made such a mess like slime, so maybe go slow. Sorry I don't have exact ratios, I'm still working that out and I keep forgetting. I'll have to make labels/batches sometime.

>>11336401
Thanks, I think I'll just give it a few more tries to work out the right ratio. How long does it stay lubey for you? Do you not get the drying out effect?

>>11336353
I love that feeling when Im laying down after im finished and my asshole has this "empty" feeling like a really strong urge to put something back in. Then we go for round 2

>>11336394
In terms of pleasure, yes they are worth it. You can go for hour long sessions without being limited by your endurance.

One thing though that many people dont seem to talk about a lot is that you kind of need to have a place for yourself. If you can leave your hismith set up and ready to go you will use it much more often, if you have to clean it up, deconstruct and hide it away every time then a lot of times you will simply decide its not worth the hassle and just grab a random dildo and ride it.

>>11336423
I mean, its water based so it does dry out. The thicker you make it the longer it can cling, and reapplying a bit of water, saliva, whatever once things get "sticky" fIxes it a bit. I usually find that if I use a decent amount of xlube then my butt is just full of lube and I leak lube for the rest of the day, which is kinda messy but has the added benefit of being able to play whenever that day. It comes out clean and warm.

>qotd
Sometimes after shitting I get the itch. I stayed off for many months then got the itch out of the blue. Curiously, I was developing penile sensitivity issues, and getting back into this has helped reverse it. The human body can be strange.

I think I went a bit too overboard with anal, every single time Ive masturbated in the past 3 months Ive done it with anal, never just regular masturbation.
Feels like my dick isnt working like it once was, also having a harder time staying hard during anal and more often I feel a feeling of having to pee instead of wanting to orgasm. I also sized up quite a bit during this time so maybe thats the reason.

My dick not working isnt it for me though unlike some of you I dont want to be a permanent anal slave in cage, Im actually straight so I need that thing to keep working.

I think Im just gonna go for a full reset, no anal for a few months just regular masturbation, maybe Ill get a fleshlight or something.

Dont fall for the "Anal only, ignore your dick" meme. Anal was much more fun when I was rockhard when doing it, now its kinda meh and I dont feel like chasing the dry orgasm meme.

Peace out faggots maybe ill be back some day

>>11336543
The bigger toys are probably a large part of that. More volume in your ass means less volume in your dick when you're doing anal. Find balance soon, fren.

>>11336543
Why did you size queen if you're straight? I'm straight and I only use the small end of my enjoy wand.

>>11336052
>>11336066
UPDATES

>>11336664
Cleaned my ass but we got drunk and had regular sex. Gonna prep again before she comes over. She did leave her bad dragon dildo here though

>>11336670
Ok based, thanks for the quick response

>>11334417
I'd second this.
Especially as someone who has gaps between when I do anal, X-lube is really convenient

>>11336543
Been there. If you take a break it'll return to how it was.

Hi /analgen/.
I love browsing these threads and reading about the wonders and joys of butt pleasure.
I've been trying to get some of this for myself for a very long time and with many different things shoved up my ass but I cannot seem to get it right.
My problem is that I can't find my prostate. Trust me, I've been looking... Bought a knockoff Njoy and really searched around in there. No dice. Dildos don't work either. I'm convinced I don't even have one.
What do I do? Keep trying? Give up?
Everything I read says it's supposed to be a couple inches inside sort of beneath the base of the penis. I've looked at anatomy diagrams and stuff. Can't find it!!!

If anyone has a similar experience, please let me know...

Thank you.

>>11335141
Ya. It was crazy to find out without knowing I liked it before hand. I thought I was "getting it out of my system" when I hooked up with a stranger. I didn't want to kiss or try sucking dick yet, but he just pushed me to my knees. I got so hard, so fast. Then he made cum when he nutted in me and said, "take it bitch."

>>11335296
You can order suction cup bottom. They just shape it so it will stick. I should have tried unflared first, lol.

>>11336429
I love that feeling. That feeling you get when your asshole feels better with something inside it rather than without is amazing.

>>11336153
>Hi :3
Heya~ wanna be my Miku

>>11334302
This is why I actively avoid real porn
No matter what I can't get the reality of the industry out of my head.
I don't do the drugs either but that's beside the point

>>11335684
Not at all. I do love girth, and getting stretched, but I can not take depth. I can do 7in, but then it just hurts. Anal shouldn't ever bad hurt.

>>11336748
A fool proof way to figure it out is to jack off and when you're about to cum feel around with a finger
when you cum traditionally your prostate hardens up.
That's step 1 at least
The real trick to learning it however is figuring out the sensations that actually comes from the prostate along with getting your brain to make the connection too.
both mindgasm and aneros are good for that context as it encourages you to learn the more subtle things like the sensations / sensitivity and muscle control.
aneros I mostly used trying to find rhythms that worked with tiny tweaks to see if it got better and I learned a lot of muscle control by experimenting with how I could move it

>>11336748
>>11336803
That being said njoy is really good too but it's pretty "heavy handed" when you're learning I find.
Once you're able to find it try just leaving the large ball in while you're laying on your back/side and try using it only with muscle control

>>11336230
You can be as simple as putting a big plug in and masturbating normally. It feels like a waste now if I cum without it. You clench on the plug and it's intense.

Can someone please explain how to achieve prostate orgasm?

I was recommended to visit here.

I already know how to locate my prostate and have a prostate massager, but i still couldn't get it.

What do you do after inserting the toy into your butt? Do you squeeze your butt like doing kegel? Push the toy like how you poop? Or just do nothing?

I need a detailed explanation on what to do and what feelings to look for T^T

>>11336872
Disregard all advice here as it is 99.9% gooners, coomers, and larpers

Do not waste money on prostate massagers. Do not waste money on aneros or similar. Do not get conned into getting into depth play, giant toys, cock cages, mindgasm, using any drugs

'Wet' orgasms are just milking your prostate. 'Peegasms' are just pissing yourself because you lost bladder control while fucking your asshole. There are no nerve endings deep past your second colon so you do not need to go deep

The only advice you should follow is this: your prostate and the outermost part of your asshole has nerve endings. Rubbing them in the right way will make you orgasm. How you do that requires you to find a toy, position, and technique that works. The only people that I can comfortably say are accurately describing reaching orgasm and accurately describe that orgasm are generally curved wand users. I am a curved wand user, and it is the only way I reliably reach a real, full body orgasm. The reason I do is because the shape and length of the toy is perfect to reach while lying down. Lying down is the perfect position for comfort. The head of the toy has enough mass and size to rub my nerves perfectly

I realise the irony of saying to ignore everything here while saying a wand is the way, but it may not be your way. It just takes time and practise with different types of toys until you find what works for you. And no, that advice doesn't apply to the goon larp shit I mentioned above

>>11336880
But then what do you after inserting the wand into your butt? Do you squeeze your butt like doing kegel? Push the toy like how you poop? Or just do nothing?

>>11336394
The premium 3, yes

The 4 has rgb and a higher price for the aesthetics which not worth

The tabletop is mid as well

>>11334118 (OP)
Artist?

>>11336748
I think I found it with my fingers but I still can't tell if that's just my bladder

>>11336869
>You can be as simple as putting a big plug in and masturbating normally.
I did a lot of that yeah.
>You clench on the plug and it's intense.
Do you stop stroking once you start cumming to try and focus on the sensation down there or do you just keep going?

>>11336880
What's your opinion on fingering yourself? I find it easy to do and the only real way I've found to directly apply any pressure on my prostate but my wrist hurts like hell doing it

>>11336884
One of the strangest things about people wanting to get anal orgasms is that they're obsessed with knowing the exact details of how people achieve it, as if knowing the exact steps is all they need to replicate the same outcome. People here literally ask for detailed breakdowns of people's food intake and poop schedules because they think it matters

I get it. People do the same thing for fitness and finance and dating - they want to know how people successfully do those things, down to the exact figures, in order to get the same outcomes

But it's not like that. You need to find out how it works for yourself without falling for the traps of the gooners and larpers and shills that operate here

It's not difficult to explain - put anal safe toy in butt, try some positions and angles with patience, find what feels good, repeat it. That's all there is to it. I put wand in butt, I locate where it feels good to rub, and I rub that area

>>11336893
>One of the strangest things about people wanting to get anal orgasms is that they're obsessed with knowing the exact details of how people achieve it,
This is true for literally anything that you start. You have no idea what you're doing

>I locate where it feels good to rub, and I rub that area
Issue is when you start out you can't find where it feels good to rub, or that spot doesn't exist and you have to make it exist

>>11336892
Doesn't work for shit for me. I'm not fat but I'm unfit and don't stretch very well, so it's hard to reach and hurts as well, like trying to scratch an itch on that one part of your back you can barely reach but you'll pull something if you keep trying.

That's why a curved wand works for me as it basically gives me an extension, like a back scratcher or shoe horn. It's got the added reach, precision to target the right spots, and the wider head to it more nerve endings than a finger alone

>>11336895
>Issue is when you start out you can't find where it feels good to rub, or that spot doesn't exist and you have to make it exist

So you keep poking around til you find it. Think of it this way: no one knows what video games they like until they play them. You can ask people what they like and get recommendations, and /analgen/ is full of dipshits telling you that CS:GO is the best game. No, it's Roblox. No, wait, it's Dark Souls. Actually, faggot, it's objectively Angry Birds. You do not know what is your favourite until you play a bunch and find it out for yourself. You can't speedrun anal orgasms by asking people the exact techniques they use and poop schedules they keep. You just need to put thing in butt and rub different spot til feel good

I HAVE to blogpost about this I just had a guy over and it was heaven. We did so many positions, he facefucked me, ate my ass, we cuddled, it was awesome. He was so charming and accommodating. We both got a little excited and he put it in me really fast, and I was NOT ready yet. So he pulled out and I danced over his cock until I was ready to ride him halfway down his shaft and he came hard in his condom. I swear I leaked so much through my cage at the same time he came it was magical.

I want to meet up with him again I just hope my social anxiety doesn't kill me. Helps I was drunk this time. (And he doesn't drink! How based is that? Man made me moan stone sober)

>>11336893
>put anal safe toy in butt, try some positions and angles with patience, find what feels good, repeat it

Do you do anything with your butt tho? Like clenching it, pushing it, etc? Or do you just relax?

>>11336906
Put toy in asshole. Rub good feel spots til orgasm. Orgasm.

>>11336915
Look, man. Respectfully, you're not answering my question. You just keep repeating the same thing over and over as if it's gonna help. Trust me, i've tried many times.

The reason i'm asking do you do anything with your butt is because some people say you need to clench it like kegel, some say just relax, and idk which one is true. Which is why i'm asking for clarification. I know you put toy in and stimulate the prostate, but do you do have to do anything with your anal muscles?

>>11336899
>Doesn't work for shit for me.
I don't think it's good for cumming, but it helped me find my prostate and build sensitivity
It's also the least possible effort you can put into prostate stimulation. If you're clean enough, you can even do it in the shower

>like trying to scratch an itch on that one part of your back you can barely reach but you'll pull something if you keep trying.
I can relate to this

>So you keep poking around til you find it.
>You just need to put thing in butt and rub different spot til feel good
If you're completely new you don't know what spots to try, so you ask everyone what spots worked for them

>>11336918
If you already can feel good things from your butt then why not just do both and see which one feels better?
I think a good session involves the muscles down there moving on their own

>>11336748
Fingering a g-spot and prostate is the same motion. Also just look up how a doctor does it. They take the shortest route.

>>11336902
Sounds fantastic! God am I envious of you, how’d you two meet?

>>11336918
That's because there really is no other answer to give. You're obsessed with breaking down making yourself feel good into tangible steps like if you just replicate it then you will also achieve that same outcome. But it couldn't be any easier than I have explained - put thing in butt, rub nice spots, orgasm. I don't do anything else. Maybe you will. Only you can work that shit out by trying stuff until you find what works.

>>11336922
>If you're completely new you don't know what spots to try, so you ask everyone what spots worked for them

That's the point. Just play with yourself until you find it. Every asshole, every nerve, every brain is different. I can tell you the exact GPS location of all three nerve clusters in my ass and the exact motions I use to make them orgasm, but that's not gonna be the same as anyone else

People don't get into these discussions with jerking off. No one's asking people to describe precisely how fast their strokes are and how firm their grips are and how many millimetres of each portion of their shaft and head are covered per stroke. People fap once or twice a day, work out what feels good, then repeat that. Anal is the same. Play with your ass. Try different toys, positions, motions, techniques. Eventually you'll find what specifically works. It took me decades and thousands on toys to work out what worked for me but there's no shortcut to that

>>11336925
Grindr lmao, I know it has a bad reputation (and rightly so) but sometimes you just get the right vibe instantly and it's a match lol. He was so fun and handsome and I am just over the moon right now I can't wait to make him happy again

>>11336892
If I'm really into it, I forget to keep going and just curl my toes.

>>11336931
>People don't get into these discussions with jerking off
The skill floor and ceiling are higher with anal than jerking off

>People fap once or twice a day, work out what feels good, then repeat that. Anal is the same. Play with your ass.
Fapping takes like 10 minutes with no prep and the chance of failure is low. Anal takes up at least an hour of your time

That anon hasn't said if he feels pleasure from his ass or not. If it doesn't feel that good right now maybe he just needs to focus on building sensitivity.
Speaking as someone who really struggled to get from "feel nothing" to "feel something"

>>11336953
>Fapping takes like 10 minutes with no prep and the chance of failure is low. Anal takes up at least an hour of your time

Unlucky. I'm pants off to orgasm within about 5 minutes

>>11336432
Its not that hard to set up if you're not a fatass or lazy fag

Takes like 2 minutes, ez

>>11336543
Your not straight anymore

>>11336748
The only way I found mine was from being fucked by a hismith fuck machine

>>11336932
When is he tying you up and pounding that slut hole while you're blindfolded

Yes I'm a male!
Yes I love getting fucked!

Anal makes me cum like a girl. It makes me moan and scream because it feels so good. I can't get enough.

>>11336543
Anal only has served me extremely well

Anal only is a gooner meme. There's many ways to experience pleasure and limiting yourself to not jerking off only denies you. Gooners pretend that nofap makes anal better, but all it does is

a) makes it slightly easier to milk your prostate (which anal gooners think is a """wet orgasm"""),

b) reduce any kind of mental resistance to anal play (effectively being hornier removes some of the barriers that people might experience to getting into it and relaxing, same as alcohol is a social lubricant), which is only an issue for people that still haven't truly let go of the social barriers that make anal receptivity something to avoid doing

Real anal wizards like me can go into the bedroom and enjoy anal orgasms on demand, enjoy a handful for a few minutes or hours at a time, then put on some porn and jerk off without any issues, experiencing zero refractory or post orgasm clarity. Shit, I can have anal orgasms, then jerk off, then have more anal orgasms after cleaning myself off

It's all just pleasure and denying one doesn't improve the other, it just denies you options

>>11336872
My experience is that dispersed pressure is better then focused directly on the prostate and it makes sense. When I apply direct pressure I even get ejaculation block because it is considered something weird to be happening in the body.

>>11336052
I need references for future comms anon

Okay, i can easily cum from anal and achieve wet orgasm, but how can i step to next level and achieve full body orgasm?
I usually ride my knotted dildo or horse dildo on floor.
Are there some special techniques for full body orgasm or it's fine just ride them?

>>11337073
Don't cap

Anal only gives the best orgasms

>>11337108
For me it didn't happen until I got fucked by another person while I was tied up

The full undeniable submission was what broke me in and allowed the full body pinnacle of orgasms

Last night I think I had a dry orgasm.
I was laying in bed, fully clothed, listening to RJ419442 and just doing mindgasm contractions.
At some point my dick starting doing the ejaculation contractions and I was pretty sure I had soiled my pants so I went to the bathroom to clean but there was nothing besides clear precum.

First time that happened.

Last night I was training on my dildo that keeps increasing in size the lower I go and Im pretty sure I reached a size that would allow me to self fist. I really wanna be able to do it but I cant seem to get the angle right, its hard to bend my arm while also be able to apply enough pressure to get the knuckles through. Its frustrating

>>11335485
>>11334994
>>11334470
Trying to find a music where the lyrics go something like:
>fuck me deep in the head-head-head-head, slap my ass make it red-red-red-red

>>11337163
Brooke Candy - Yoga
That's a great track too.

>>11336957
>I'm pants off to orgasm within about 5 minutes
Takes me at least 5 minutes to lube up and feel comfortable naked

I fuck myself with my dildo and it I can feel what I'm pretty sure is my prostate. It's a weird, strong tingling/burning sensation in more or less the same location as the anatomy charts say. It starts out a little unpleasant but as I go longer it becomes more pleasurable until I'm literally doing hentai coom faces because it feels so good. The problem is it's overstimulating and after a while I have to stop and catch my breath. I try to white knuckle it and keep going I get these jolts of pleasure like the start of an orgasm so strong my body recoils and I shoot the dildo out of my hole. The sensation definitely feels like its building up though, if those jolts are the beginning of how the orgasm feels it would brainbreak me lol. Am I on the right track?

>>11337073
That's just, like your opinion, man. Not touching yourself makes the horny last. Instead of cumming quickly and all at once, you can get the shaky/leaky orgasm that doesn't put you in the refractory period.

>>11336957
I can get a wet orgasm in 5-10 minutes by just rubbing my prostate with a glass or metal toy. But I frankly find that quite boring and actually less pleasureable than just regular fapping, just feels like youre milking yourself like youre some kind of cow
Having hour long sessions with a large toy that stretches me out where the head softly touches my prostate with every stroke is much much better

My large Tharin from Neotori came in the mail today, its actually smaller than I thought it would lol, it was the largest size they had.
I guess I need to start importing XL toys from Bad Dragon instead

>>11336401

Curious....what does microwaving X-lube do over just mixing it up in a bottle with regular RO water?

>>11337221
Not him, but it doesn't look like he heated it before that step. You do want your water to get hot. When I used J-lube microwaving was also good for breaking up clumps once I stayed mixing, but I haven't had a need for that when mixing X into hot water.

>>11334654
>It's something I can do any time where I have 5-10 minutes to spare.
>>11336953
>Anal takes up at least an hour of your time
>>11336957
>Unlucky. I'm pants off to orgasm within about 5 minutes
>>11337200
>Takes me at least 5 minutes to lube up and feel comfortable naked
>>11337211
>I can get a wet orgasm in 5-10 minutes by just rubbing my prostate with a glass or metal toy.

To each their own. Over the years I've really taken it to a new level, but that is just my personal preference how to do it and wouldn't probably appeal to everyone:
>step 1
First I will clean myself out with a douche, lukewarm water, around 400 mL total. I've learned here that over-cleaning is a thing. so I do it in two separate rinses each 200 mL with a break and expelling the gentle warm water. the douche has a plastic tip that I extended with a rubber tube because soft objects are safer and it slips in better.
>step 2
I'm straight but the appeal of nice lingerie, panties and stockings is not lost on me. I relax in my barely lit room and it is 90% a sensual thing for me, the touch of the fabric and the snug stockings and thongs are amazing. it's a waste to let only girls enjoy wearing these things. gets me relaxed.
>step 3
This is optional, but I like to get high on my legal prescription BZD, they very serotonergic due to their tricyclic structure, you might even say anti-depressant. helps me wind down and stop thoughts, to limit myself to the physical stimulation.
>step 4
as for toys probably the best are vibrating prostate stimulators that are curved. my next favourite ones are dildos with a suction cup if you ride them over your weakspot at slight angle. last are fat plugs. would have recommended inflatable plugs as the flatten my prostate so nice, but they are a waste of money when they pop inside of you. first time was scary, second time was just annoying. the good ones from some smooth soft rubber cannot hurt you luckily. large only beads if they cannot squeeze your insides.

>>11337232
continued from
>step 5
full dress up and a rubber cock ring for some extra fun
>step 6
whilst I feel getting high af, I edge myself to some JOI, RP or ASMR mp3, playing with the toy or just rimming my already plugged hole and digging around the stem of the plug as the flared base is against my puckered hole. no matter how well I clean, there must be sole anal glands. if I finger around too much they are always clean but there is this super heavy musky scent I cannot get off, like pheromones but noticeable
>step 6
if the audio file has no instructions how I may cum, I set myself a limit of edges. sometimes the anal was so good I get over the fact that I don't care anymore for a real orgasm because my ass feels so good. in that case I free myself from the cock ring and sleep plugged. if I am overly horny I know I don't deserve it and ruin the orgasm, it's the fun when you are super needy and you feel ready for round 2 after without having lost interest. if I'm inbetween I let myself cum to a full orgasm. no matter what I sleep plugged and high af.
>step 7
when I wake up I decide if I do a morning fap. usually after some 3-4 hours of anal edging I sleep super long and good. after that I can usually go a couple of days without having to cum again. if I fucked my ass well that gives me so much more at this point than quick faps. I remember a good session for a week, whilst most of my regular faps bring too much post nut clarity. it's just nice waking up still plugged in girl clothes

>>11337233
So yeah I encourage anyone to take their time and make their anal session something long and special you can have on the weekend to look forward to. It shouldn't take minutes or an hour. It should take several hours and leave you feeling utterly fucked and happy! Like having been railed really good..

>>11336872
While I don't consider aneros a good toy it did help me learn a lot about sensations and muscle control.
I would still recommend it but I don't use it in the way they advertise in instructions and etc. I just experimented with breathing and muscle movements in my butt until I found rhythms and things that worked. a lot of initial sessions felt like nothing, and sometimes its just not the night for anything to happen though
Mindgasm is really good for this too but I'm not sure if its a good starting point.
njoy is also a good toy though it might be heavy handed to start.

but ignoring all of that all in all the biggest piece of advice is to forget everything you know about jacking off ie: harder/tighter and faster will get you to your goal, often success in prostate orgasm comes from finding a rhythm and pressure that feels good and just keep doing that while making small adjustments to improve it.
Everyone seems to end up with different methods and different things work for others.

In my case the most succes I've had is the njoy. Big ball in and the toy pointed back. Then rubbing the middle of the toy against my bathroom vanity as its just the right height.
and just sort of barely moving my hips forward and back in a rhythm rubbing the center of the toy against the vanity edge.
It's a very light motion but depending on the day sometimes a slow rhythm is best and sometimes fast.
Learning the sensations is the biggest learning curve.

>>11334888
>just do a salt water flush.
i kinda had some heavier food today, so im gonna be trying this, will post later if it had any results

Most toys have dubious lenghts, plugs work only good if you can ride them sucked to a table and angle the egg to tease your prostate.
99% of prostate play is mindset.
I can look at porn but sometimes the idea or something gets me harder than usual. That is mindset.
You can prostate play all you want if you don't have the right mindest. Your prostate is most sensitive and hard and easy to tease when you are mentally into the idea of fucking someone or being fucked rn.
Just imagine some hot nurse is milking you off, put xl anal beads in, then when you are about to cum pull them out slow and steady. POUND, POUND, POUND.. really fucks the milk out of my nuts as I keep stroking.
The prostate should ADD to the overall experience, not be the only thing you use.
Of course the masochists here will disagree and say that draining with no pleasure through a cage feels best and just have it ooze out.
I get it, it's good, but just because you have a fetish for that.

>>11337266
i just love having a fat toy in and drink a few glasses of water that my bladder and the toy both rape my own prostate

>>11337224
>>11337221
I mix my xlube in cold water. It works quite fine that way, and is almost lump free after 30-40 minutes. And you can use it just fine even if there are a few clumps in it.

And the day after, it is 100% clear.

anyone knows the name of that painkiller drug anons used on their dick to make it numb and prevent erection? I remember reading about it but cant find the name

>>11337276
i once had to use lidocaine cream (on my cock) from the pharmacy because I was hurting

>>11337276
why would anyone do this?

>>11337283
NTA but some people really enjoy temporary suffering, debilitation and intoxication. it's a femdom thing.

>>11337278
i think thats the one, ty!! <3
>>11337283
im weakminded and always end up cumming from stroking my clit, even in a cage

>>11337264
can confirm it works

The appeal of the human asshole is insane

>>11337266
I have just put a lovely wide glass plug in and this is a nice reminder to drink from my water bottle I have to hand, thanks anon.

>>11337276
Lidocaine will numb you well, but I haven't seen anyone discuss many things (other than I think ecstasy) that will prevent an erection in the first place. You can use a cage, but those have their own set of problems.

>>11337319
Have fun playing~!

>>11337322
Np play here, just chilling to music, browsing 4chan and Fetlife and drinking water whilst stretched out.

>>11337325
I know what you mean and sometimes do that. Yes just loving the feeling of passive stimulation is heaven!

>>11337327
Fuck yeah it is. I am working towards my Domme fisting me, that means lots of practice with toys.

>>11337330
I will do self-bondage like that in leather cuffs tonight with my plug in. Though I'm not that cute.
You want to be a FF pig bottom? Lewd anon, and I mean that endearing :3

>>11337334
Enjoy yourself!

I AM a submissive, and there are many things I am into. Anal play is only one aspect, but as I am plugged this is where I'm chatting! Being submissive is not about dictating what will happen, but ceding control to another so they can do what they like. This Domme is big into urethral insertions, so it's not just my ass that gets filled.

>>11337338
Thanks anon, I will! But it seems you have hit the jackpot here. Hope you can do some safe sounding, there are silicone sounds on aliexpress. Sterile gloves, lube and then have those shoved to your prostate ducts and inner walls. Hope your dom will give you the most perverse mind blowing sessions you can imagine! Play it safe~ Mwah!

>>11337339
There are plenty of Dominants out there for those who want them! I am overweight, balding and hairy. But if one is respectful and engaging then physical appearance does not matter. You can get whatever you want!

My Domme is a former nurse, with plenty of experience sticking stuff in cocks. She wants to fit a catheter and then leave me tied up for a number of hours, which sounds equal parts hot and scary!

>>11337342
>She wants to fit a catheter and then leave me tied up for a number of hours, which sounds equal parts hot and scary!
I hope it has 2 balloons, one inside the bladder and one in the urethra, those cannot slip out and stimulate a lot! Glad you have a sexy nurse, those are best.

>>11337342
are you still there? I was so intrigued by it..

>>11337214
yeah honestly one of the things i love most about topped toys is that the size of the toy is the measurement. i hate having to guess what "medium" or "large" actually means esp for the bigger stuff that's gonna cost a bunch.

>>11337408
the have soda cans for size comparison and I cannot fit one in my ass even if it was safe, i just needed the example. are you guys all size queens?

>>11337408
I just tried out my new Neotori toy, honestly 2/10 experience, fuck whoever shilled this shit to me.
The material is WAY TOO SOFT. So soft that it doesnt even stand upright, riding it fucking blows and I couldnt get the knot in without having to keep it in place with my hands. It was like shoving cotton balls into my asshole.
>In b4 you were able to choose your own hardness
Yeah no shit, I just went with what was recommended. I didnt realize it was gonna be THIS SOFT. After about 5-10 mins fucking around with this slippery soft piece of shit I just switched to another toy out of frustration.
Going straight into the trash

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1u
It's Saturday evening, play with my butt for a while! (5 minutes use, ~1.5 hours on)
if it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day

>>11337163
>>11337185
based

>>11337210
I don't get refractory when I'm switching between anal and penile. I can spend hours playing with my ass in the bedroom, then immediately go jerk off, then return to the bedroom and do anal again. I have zero refractory for anal, no refractory going from anal to penile, none going from penile to anal. Only time I have it is fapping and then trying to fap again because I'm still horny.

Real anal wizards know how to separate the two and enjoy both because they are different sensations with different outcomes. Denying one for the other only deprives you. It's like the clowns that deny themselves carbs or dairy for fitness reasons - both are fuckin delicious and we're gonna die anyway, may as well die with a toy in your ass and bread in your mouth

>>11337211
It's not a wet orgasm. You're just milking your prostate and have fallen for the gooner larp of it being an orgasm

>>11336247
>body issues, shame
I feel for you anon. I can't relate in these areas, but remember that the future is what you make of it, with what you have. I -do- have experience in this regard.

>>11336355
>>My skin is nice, but I'm masculine
>I want to see
Abidode on discord. Would post a link here, but not sure if allowed.

>>11336264
>contact info
Abidode on discord

>>11337080
This is the best pic on recent threads. I posted it as the op last bread.

>>11337108
For me, fbo take 1-1.5 hours to get.
But once the first hits, succeeding ones are minutes apart, and are progressively longer and more intense, until I'm sore or exhausted.

>>11337600
It's my fantasy (and hopefully future) with the only thing worth that has come out of AOT. Got it pretty cheap also, just 35$.

>>11337635
>aot
Attack On Titans
I know 0 about anime.
Did you commission the drawing? If so, incredible taste.

>>11337636
>Did you commission the drawing?
I did commission this one >>11337080 yeah. Here is the sketch.

>>11337639
That's awesome.
If you commission more, I'd LOVE to see them!

>>11337641
This one is also my comm

>>11337647
>see through
THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE STYLES!
I -love- seeing this, especially with an illustrated prostate. I also love seeing the cock push past the cervix.
BTW excuse me, about to slut it up (with dildo).
Sidenote: just added mct (liquid) coconut oil to Xlube lube, going to test it out.

>>11334342
Banding. If you really have them, that is, and aren't just calling any rectal bleeding a hemorrhoid. Talk to your doctor, it's not that expensive, a few hundred dollars per session.

>>11336872
Position it for prostate contact, then use your hips to poke your prostate repeatedly. Start with gentle pokes and build up. You will have to keep finding it. Once you're warmed up and horny after, poke it more firmly, hold pressure, etc. Enjoy the process instead of chasing the result.

>>11337499
Without chatting where is the point for me? Nope sorry nonny..

>>11337401
Sorry anon, I went to sleep. I am not knowledgeable about the procedure but she is. I have asked a few questions out of curiosity, otherwsie I am leaving her to it!

Who else buying the new zeffir 85 on launch weekend sale

>>11337664
Banding is for chastity without a cage

>>11337762
It might make your fetish for it better if you let her explain what is happening to you to anticipate the torture more. Because it sounds like really delightful discomfort. I'd let someone like that catheterize me in a heartbeat. All tied up so I don't change my mind. She wants to leave you like this for hours? That's so real of her!

>>11337773
Gaysex brainrot. Hemorrhoid banding, not ball sack banding.

Any tips on how to improve anal if I'm a huge wuss? I have a machine and its nice but I just can't keep it at a good speed without stopping for breaks and even then its just a single consistent speed. I honestly need a friend to take control but I have none. Even manually riding or thrusting them I get tired easily and just give up. Is there anyway I can get better at solo stuff?

>>11337863
Surrender yourself. Fantasize that a guy is fucking you thats so horny that he wont stop fucking you even if you ask him to stop. The slight discomfort will turn into pleasure.

>>11337863
Sounds like you are doing it too fast. Get a good pose that targets your prostate. Do it slow and get hard in the right mental space.
cannot tease the p-spot well if it is not hyper sensitive.
>>11337872
this is largely right, for the fact that the prostate is more sensitive if you get turned on by something.
a dominatrix with a strapon works too, doesn't have to be gay, just taboo or humiliating.

>>11337876
I mean get your dick real hard, throbbing and twitching, then the prostate is easy to rub and bully.

>>11337807
>if you let her
Anon, D/s dynamics do not work this way. I'm submissive, I give up all control to her. She decides what happens and when. Sure I have limits, but outside of that I don't "let" her do anything, she does it because she wants to regardless of my feelings on the matter.

>>11337879
Why do you explain me how such a relationship works? I am 8 years in one. I just don't have someone with a medical background who can use extreme tools on me.
First of all it's about trust, second of all it's about service (dom's needs always come first, including pleasure), third you can be a sub and not top from the bottom and still ask her to torture you with anticipation. 99% of sadomasochism is that you can stop it any second but then the fantasy is over if you use the safeword. I love the torture of knowing something very uncomfortable will be done to me soon.

After months of spending a fortune on various different dildos, different sizes, different head and texture, nothing was really doing it for me.
Today I was walking around in the store and I was really horny for anal for some reason, I thought I should hurry back home and fuck my ass. Then I impulsively thought to myself: "you know what, Im just gonna buy a thick ass zucchini and put that in my ass". And my god it was thick, I had to apply quite a bit of pressure to even get it into my hole.

It was, one of the best anal sessions Ive had for a long time, i was leaking so much cum and precum. It made me realize that all along, hardness of the dildo was the issue. All these medical grade silicone dildos are too soft, too soft to properly give me that stretched feeling and too soft to properly rub my prostate.

So I have no clue why a lot of people in here shill these brands. Im gonna throw all of it away and buy a glass dildo instead

>>11336423
Okay, update. I microwaved it this time, and for anyone who hasn't done it before you need to know how much it boils over. Like, all the instructions everywhere say watch it because it will boil over fast, it makes such a fucking mess. Cleaning out shitloads of lube from a microwave was funny to be fair but it's a fucking state. Currently waiting on it to cool down but looks like it should be better this time already.

>>11337964
>for anyone who hasn't done it before you need to know how much it boils over.
Boiling the lube after adding the powder is a technique for making J-lube stop clumping. Heck, it's the secret sauce for J-lube but it's entirely unnecessary for X-lube. I don't doubt the other guy who says X will sort itself out in a bit even with room temperature water (looking at the instructions again they don't even call for warm water) but if you're going to use hot water just heat it before the powder goes in, it'll be ready to go by the time it's cool enough to use. If you like having an anal ritual that's fine, but you really don't need to have one for mixing X-lube.

>>11337940
Curved wands are okay. I wouldn't like the idea of anything made out of chinese glass in my precious asshole.

How long should I edge plugged and high tonight?

>>11338092
4 hours minimum

>>11338099
T-thanks! I'm glad that when I sometimes ask there is not a single person going easy on me. It means a lot when an anon gives me orders I must carry out, so I'm excited you actually replied to me when I needed you most~! Have a sweet day too please <3

>>11338106
Based, you too, take care and have fun

>>11338064
Too small for me, the zucchini I bought was basically almost 3" in thickness. Im gonna need a hard material toy thats large in size.

Glass really is fine, I dont understand why people are scared. Hard glass doesnt shatter, it only chips, and it can only chip when coming in contact with other hard material. Theres nothing unsafe about it

>>11338064
These are so underrated. Size queens just don't get it.

>>11338268
>one of the most critically reviewed anal toys is underrated

Hi buttsluts, I wanna buy a new dildo to punish my painal-loving ass
My current dildo is
Head Diameter: 4cm (1.57")
Shaft Diameter: 5.7cm (2.24")
Knot Diameter: 6.5cm (2.55")
Knot Circumference: 21.1cm (8.3")

There are 2 sizes I can buy
Medium
Head Diameter: 5.3cm (2.1")
Shaft Diameter: 6,7cm (2.6")
Knot Diameter: 8cm (3,1")
Knot Circumference: 25.2cm (9.9")

Big
Head Diameter: 6cm (2.4")
Shaft Diameter: 7,7cm (3.0")
Knot Diameter: 9.2cm (3,6")
Knot Circumference: 29cm (11.4")

I wonder which one I should buy, logically would be the Medium, but I have been putting some socks on my current dild to make it thicker and I think if I get the medium it might not be much of a struggle to get it in and make me feel like I wasted money instead of buying something thicker
But I am also afraid of buying the big one and be incapable of putting it in all the way or forcing too much and breaking me as I like anal pain and take it as a challenge to be conquered
I am a poor slut who can't afford both and I'll have to pick one

>>11338288
Have you seen this thread? Everyone is a size queen who wants an arm in his ass

>>11338297
I just printed a sheet with these sizes and I think I'll stick with the Medium, the Big looks ridiculously thick and I am certainly break my ass if I buy this one because I love an anal challenge, so medium it is, now I just need to wait 2 months to save for that dildo, not that it's expensive but it's that I am a broke slut

>>11338303
Almost as if this place is called /analgen/, not /prostategen/

>>11338312
>>11338303
Prostate play requires a lot of time and privacy to moan, things most of us don't have
Putting thicker and thicker things in our butts is a challenge with a lot of fast dopamine release, intense sensation and the challenge of being quiet while your ass is being taken to its limits

God I wish I could just get my normal dildo and ride it for 30 minutes moaning without any worries but that's not possible, while silently sitting on a super thick dildo is way more silent as you don't have to go up and down a lot, a lot less plap plap plap from the lube and ass hitting the ground, and A LOT of anal stimulation from overstretching which make us reach analgasm a lot faster and with a lot less noise

>>11338312
We love receiving overwhelming anal stimulation

>>11338319
You don't know what you're talking about. Prostate play isn't inherently noisy, needs less prep, and only takes about an hour. Enjoy your adult diapers.

>>11335823
I feel like a lot more of this is likely mental than physical, I know when I started it was with way too big of a dildo and it just hurt trying to do anything with it until I learnt to relax, nowadays even after a long break that same 'xl' dildo goes in no issues
It sounds stupid since 'just relax your butthole' is the obvious answer that's the first thing you'd try, but I mean more the subconscious action than the conscious choice. When foreign object pokes at the exit, especially with cold lube, the immediate response is to close up without thinking about it. At some point that just kind of stops happening, not entirely but not the vice grip oh god this is ripping my ass apart sort.
I'd assume it's like cementing any skill, after much practice and failure you wake up one morning to find it's decided to just click overnight. You say you don't bother much in your own time, that's probably a big chunk of why. Even if it feels fruitless eventually you'll figure it out if you keep trying.
I don't think much changes physically down there at least at the scales we're talking about so it really does come down to learning how rather than expecting it's just going to fit eventually

Used the hismith for the first time since i got it 2 years ago. (Couldnt find a time that i was reliably alone.)

Pretty fucking amazing. The dildo it came with seems to make lube dry out really fast though. Need to find a better one.

>>11337879
>D/s
Umm, we deserve a capital letter, please, tyvm.

>>11338092
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CUM from your penis.

>>11338111
>eding self with anal
>based
Oof, greetings from pol

>>11338303
Both my 5x4 and 6x6 dildos give me fbo, but the latter gives better ones obv.

>>11338396
Get one with -some- texture, helps lube spread. The 'drying out' seems to be from dildos making a perfect seal with anal rectum.

I keep running into roadblocks because I can't relax enough to let my body do its thing. A part of me expects to instantly turn into a moaning trap slut from hentai once I start riding my dildo, which inevitably makes me disappointed when it basically just feels like sliding a piece of silicone in and out of my ass and little more. I also found myself fairly disappointed by the Njoy wand as despite rave reviews I've never been able to find a way to use it that feels good enough to make the price tag worth it.
At this point I'm thinking about just throwing out everything and quitting out of sheer frustration, knowing I'll be back at it in a couple months and that the fantasy of getting pounded in a way that makes me cum like the cute boys in my hentai will always lead me back to trying things, even if they don't really work out. The only thing that really ever succeeded for me was nipple play, but the more intense feelings I got from that also never quite got me to a point where I could look back and go "yeah I think I had an orgasm during that" even if they were quite intense.
Is a machine worth getting to get around this?

>>11338447
While riding, I'll try to dissaociate from my ass, slow breaths and relax. Eventually the sensations overwhelm me and I fbo, then I ride faster and full length, then repeat. It's taken a long time to learn, and I believe I could have achieved fbo sooner had I known this. Godspeed analol!

>>11338447
>machine
It helps.
Get the Fredorch f21, not the hismith, which isn't suported by xtoys, and the native app sucks.

>>11337221
I'm that guy. I dunno, I feel like it helps break down the powder but could be in my head.

>>11338092
>>11338099
>>11338106
>>11338111

Love seeing other tasksluts. It's an important element of anal since bottoming involves a loss of control over the act, and subsequently being forced to take rougher play than what one would do to themselves.
Asking for strangers on the internet to decide your hole's fate is a simulation of that.

Orders should generally be pretty harsh, since an easy task that you could have done on your own isn't really interesting. It should be something you don't want to do in the moment, but appreciate before and after enough to mentally surrender control over to some cruel internet stranger that doesn't mind if you suffer for their entertainment.

Tips:

Treat your request like a contract with the thread. Set your boundaries closely, so anons don't waste their time with unrealistic orders. It also makes it hot in the sense that you made a transaction and now owe your hole to others.
When I volunteered to be the thread's slave, I made the mistake of a time duration I couldn't commit to, and mentioning a dildo too large for my ass. So I got swamped with orders I couldn't fulfill and disappointed everyone. But that's when 4chan got hacked and went down, so I got super lucky that everyone forgot and I didn't get punished or shamed.

Make sure to reciprocate by replying later with a report of how you did. Include what you completed, what you failed, what limits you encountered, and whether you orgasmed.
At the end, thank the anon that ordered you. Write lewd for them. And if your schedule allows, you must ask if that will be all from them.

Both sides should agree on deadlines, alternative tasks, and punishments for disobedience.

Tasksluts should generally defer to the judgement of a task-giver if they did well or not. Trust in them, but don't be surprised if cruelty occurs, you deserve it.

Task-givers should balance making sluts suffer and maintaining the odds they can complete all their tasks.

>>11338473
heat speeds up chemical reactions, roughly double the speed for every 10°C. I usually boil filtered water to sterilize a bit, let it cool to allt 75° and then mix it gently. Let sit for 1hr, mix gently again, ready for use. Usually in a pump bottle or by lube syringes. Sometimes I use a 1500cc (clean) oil change "syringe" to get that nice feeling of being pumped full of cum.

>>11338500
Thanks for the advices anon! It can help not only if you're a threadslut but also when you serve someone on obedience app or someting similar. Every horny interaction with strangers on the internet should be save as well!

Btw afer a some break i'm back on /analgen/ and want to share my advancement. One day I was playing with my nipples(pinch, rub, twist them and pretending that I'm getting milked) and then I GOT IT the mythical dry nipple orgasm. My body was so weak from all that pleasure I felt and now I want to train myself to do it more easly. And also I started to have more control over my HFO, for example yesterday I got 2 prostate orgasms in a row just from fingering myself.

>>11338447
Seeing more and more people in these threads these days that kind of try to "force" themselves into enjoying anal due to seeing that shit in porn or hentai or whatever and want to replicate it.
If you ask me, it has to come natural. For me for example, it has always been there. Even when I was super young, and my mother would put an anal thermometer or suppository up my ass when I was sick, I remember thinking how good it felt. When I became a teenager and discovered masturbation I simultaneously started putting stuff in my ass, fingers, empty beer/wine bottles, etc. Then obviously when I started living by myself I started buying toys.
Anal stimulation feeling really good for me has always been there, I dont think its something you can force upon yourself

>>11337772
I'm tempted but it's so big

>>11337823
Retard cunt no that's not it

Shaft banding

>>11337863
I used to have that issue and as I kept doing it there seemed to be no change until just one day I suddenly had a more relaxed ass and it was so much easier to take the dildo


Just keep at it, your ass will learn to comply

>>11338182
>there's nothing unsafe about it
There's lead in most glass

>>11338297
Here's what you do, you buy the big one

Your new task is to take your current toy to the knot and then warm up by knot fucking your hole before sitting on the big one

>>11338431
Just think how hard you'd cum if you took an 8"

>>11338456
The fuck you smoking, the hismith works great with xtoys

>>11338500
...first time I'm seeing this, and I'm very tempted to try. Actually what the hell, let's see.

>practicals
I have the next 4-6 hours, a small plug, and a pair of modestly sized dildos (think slightly smaller and slightly larger than an average cock). I can go out and buy a toy or two, or some makeup or costuming, within reason.

>boundaries
I will not be taking pictures or recordings, taking tasks that would take more than an hour or two to complete, or doing anything unsanitary or obviously harmful. I can do modest painal and stretching.

I'm going to clean out, lube up, and put the plug in now, and after that what happens to my holes is up to the thread.

>>11338612
Ah, meant to stiuplate the variable stroke model.

Hey guys, I'm going to get pegged by my girlfriend tomorrow. We talked about it a bit, and I said I was open to the idea. One thing led to another, and I ended up telling her that I’ve had some experience with anal play on my own and now she’s really excited to try it. She liked it before. I'm so lucky lmao

>>11338665
Enjoy your newborn cuckold relationship. She'll find you a bull within a month.

>>11338500
I love the idea of a bunch of supportive but tough anons giving assignments. I donno why but doing something for others makes me even more motivated and enthusiastic, esp when I'm kept locked or controlled in other ways (what to wear, what porn to watch, etc). The thing I want to work on most is being more consistent about anal play and long-term chastity. Usually try to play at least once per week but sometimes skip weeks in a row.

>>11338665
Ask her to tie you up and blindfold you

You'll cum your brains out

Hello analgen. I just got some hemorrhoids banded. It hurts like hell. But it will be much better in a few days.

I'm having a handfree orgasm right now.
No toy involved. No lube. No prep.
Just lust; And pure control over my dick's & anus' sphincters.
(My family is sitting on the couch 8 feet away btw.)

I think I'm on the verge of ascending to a higher plane of existence.
I mog 98% of you.

>>11337772

I got the 110 and got it to fit surprisingly quickly. It's amazing.

>>11338819
No proof, nice try

>>11338829
Yeah... I got distracted before I could 'wet' my pants. Otherwise I could have sent you a pic.
Pretty disappointing.

But now, I know I can do it again, eventually.
And I so happen to move out to my new house tomorrow. Which means I'll be able to moan freely next time, too.

The ascension is near, at last.

>>11338428
based and correct

>>11338339
You're goddamn right we do

>>11338351
>only takes about an hour
of course the amateurs says this as if it's a good thing lol

>>11338673
this. hopefully she buys him some of those QoS temp tattoos too, kek

>>11338749
>once per week
mate I've been at 4-5 times a week all year so far. no, it never gets old.

can anyone explain why silicone lube affects silicone toys? i thought silicone was supposed to be really unreactive

>>11338847
gorgeous gape
I'd love to put some liquid in my gaped ass

>>11338673
I'll be your bull

>>11338847
like i said, i need more motivation and a better routine :3

It seems like the cheapest way to get a good anal stretcher is to get some smooth-on silicone and mold it to a small traffic cone.

>>11338819
Most based post on 4chin

>>11338853
It may or not be a myth that has been perpetuated through word of mouth.

How long do you guys spend not fapping to cum from anal? I’ve been holding it in for a few days because I feel like I’m on the verge of finally cumming from just my ass but it’s hard to not just go and jack off.

>>11339170
i havent for over a year...

>>11339170
A day or two tops. It's more about how well you're stimulating your prostate. Abstaining from fapping is just a small crutch.

I cant decide on my next dildo. Dubs decides which one I buy. Something from an EU store.

>>11339170
Not touching your dick is a fucking psyop meme by trannies who want you to develop body dysmorphia by no longer seeing your dick as part of your sexual pleasure.

Stimulating your dick during or before anal enlarges your prostate making anal 10x more pleasureable. What I usually do before an anal session is fap normally and edge for about 30 minutes until I can barely hold it back. Then I start doing anal and it feels fucking fantastic. If I do anal without any dick touching it feels boring and bland and my prostate is much harder to hit.

>>11339252
I'll give it a try

What would be a decently sized toy for doing real nice feeling prostate stuff from Bad Dragon? All the toys I have from there are either to ribbed like a Seraphina or to wide to take easily like a Rex. Would something with a fat underside like a Crackers or Tucker be good?

>>11339252
Checks out. This community is jam packed with groomers. I like to fully commit to booty stuff when I do it, but I usually fapped just the day before, so there really is no need do abstain.

>>11339221
If you don't have a horse dildo yet, go get one from Nothosaur

Somebody tell me how to do a quick douche without accidentally going into the sigmoid or i'm gonna lose my mind. I used to use shower hoses or water bottles for it and i blamed it on those just having too much pressure, but now i got a tiny 220 ml douche bulb and it once again overflowed and i had to spend an hour cleaning myself, and ended up not even playing. I really don't know where i'm messing up at this point.

>>11339367
I use a 20ml syringe and add 3 to 4 syringes up my ass 3x and I am good to go, about 60 to 80ml of water
Whenever I try +200ml I get to spend hours douching, so I go with very little water and it's been great to my sessions

>>11339368
A syringe?? I was really hoping the bulb would be small enough.

Anyone done butt stuff on shrooms? Does it elevate the experience?
I'm gonna try today but I worry that it'll just feel like a chore. I usually just want to drop everything and lay in bed once it kicks in.

>>11339373
My bulb is too big for the amount of water I need, so I use a syringe

>>11339411
it's serotonergic in patterns, if you stick to things you like it might just make the overall experience better. I recommend taking it when you feel already nice and then keep that feeling.
report back! I'm interested in you sharing your trip.

>>11339252
True and then they size queen to cope by overstimulating. Hard dick and happy thoughts: Hard prostate and easy to tease. Don't need big toys at all.

>>11339420
We need to define what a size queen is
I am a size queen for normal dildo standards, but far far away from those dragon dildo shit, my thickest dildo is 2.5" thick, not absurdly thick
I do like thickness but nowhere near fisting levels

>>11339430
Anything exceeding a large fat human cock by a factor of 2x/3x/4x in length or diameter. The 40cm/15.7" horse dildo fuckers are not you average john doe/jane doe.

>>11338500
If I fail a realistic task I repeat it until I kept my word to my anon :3

>>11339433
Men in my country have thin dicks, americans have 2x thicker dildos so I don't know if I'd be considered a size queen by american standards
I mean in diameter, I don't like long dildos, 6-8" long is the sweet spot

>>11339221
Pegasus from topped toys

>>11339221
Oh shit
>>11339477

Hahahaha

>>11339471
>americans have 2x thicker dildos
DICKS!
I mean dicks, not dildos

anything I can add to K-lube to make it like more like cum lube?

>If I don't fuck my ass tonight I will wake up at 3 a.m. horny and tired in the morning
>If I fuck my ass tonight I will sleep late but sleep good and be tired in the morning
There is now winning..

>>11339526
s/now/no

>>11339531 NEW

>>11339531 NEW

>>11339531 NEW

>>11339221
Take a look at mrsleather's website, they're in UK and ship in europe, and they have some stock for those. (They deliver by ups, so expect some customs fees.)(also, their website is really gay)

>>11337342
Dunno how people get into sounding. I've tried to get into it cause it sounds hot when I'm horny but holy fuck is it ever painful. Even using a silicone catheter feels like I'm using a wire brush on my urethra. Not a lot of fun at all

>>11338064
>finally get the njoy to do something after weeks of trying
>leaking like a faucet, making noises, whole thing
>suddenly smell
>wut
>been at it for three and a half hours
>leak ropes on my way to the bathroom
>piss hole burns
>never got hard once
>felt like getting close to cumming several times
I see the appeal, I guess

>>11338360
>It sounds stupid since 'just relax your butthole' is the obvious answer
As far as I understand you need to consciously succ it in in the learning phase, then you actually kind of learn how to relax. It's like learning the muscles exist first.

>>11339506
Titanium dioxide power. It makes it sexy. Also stain. Also helps you see where the lube is better - surprisingly useful.