Thread 11345843

A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question of the day
How has your sexuality evolved? Has it co-evolved with your romantic preferences? If you prefer genetalia of only one sex, but have a romantic interest in only the other, how do you go about it?

Previous thread >>11339531

>FAQ -Please read before posting!
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

>Regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobs
https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>The Lighter Test & What It Does
It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:
https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Anon’s Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

>Sock & Condom Stretching
https://imgur.com/SJf78lU

>Anon does the math with J-Lube
https://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u

>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnon
https://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU

>Cleaning techniques and alternative methods
https://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy

>Mindgasm
https://youtu.be/9pSzsx3NwIs

>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)
https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf

Not strictly related because it happened after I had a long break from anal play but I figure you guys probably know the best solutions: I finally got hemorrhoids, and they keep bleeding. Probably because I fucked my gut bacteria after two separate courses of antibiotics earlier this year and can't get my shits solid even with psyllium husk. I'm working on this with some probiotics but in the meantime I'm looking for advice to get rid of them.
Googled around and going to get some diosmin and some hemorrhoid cream, but the creams I found particularly seem more focused on treating symptoms.
Would really like to get rid of them so I can get back to anal play someday, and because having a bleeding wound on my shithole is probably not going to end well.

What do you guys do to make anal more convenient/efficient?
I find myself not doing it often enough, because there are so many small things that takes time. Can't just pull down my pants and get to work, and when done, just pull them up and go about my day.

>>11346075
I find that psyllium husk and not periodically snacking throughout the day helps with always being prepared to stick something up my butt. Also don't eat greasy foods like takeaway. If I've had KFC or something in the last three days I wouldn't trust my butt enough to put anything up there.

>>11346075
I usually do it during shower or after when playing solo. Light enema if needed but worst case scenario at least I'm already in the shower.
>>11345843 (OP)
QOTD: I'm definitely bi now. I love dicks. My wife makes me suck her strapon. I enjoy pussy but not really orally. My tongue isn't that long and my wife doesn't seem to enjoy it nearly as much as stuffing my throat with a dildo, she'd prefer a vibrator. Maybe I just suck at it but fingering/fucking is way better. rant aside, hasn't changed anything for me but I'm married so getting involved with someone else one way or another is no good.

>>11346075
Meta post about diet.

While standard diets are based on government recommendations, which were funded based on industry lobbyists (not in consumer's interests) and government science (government can't do science):
1. Different genetics require different diets.
2. ALL plants have toxins, most animal sources don't.
2a. These toxins can cause digestive issues, including those of the rectum, where fun happens.
2aa. These toxins add more work/wear to your rectum.

That said, while I've never had significant digestive issues or constipation no matter my diet, I currently eat 95% animal products, and while digestion is slower, I typically eat 6-8 hours before anal play. If I overeat, the time is longer. I rarely have issues, which is important to me since I like playing while being watched on xtoys, having others control my fuck machine.

Ty for coming to my Ted Talk.

>>11346152.
>QOTD, suck strap-on
How much does she fuck you? Any kink play?
Also,
>goals

Anybody has some tips to improve a suction cup? My absolute favorite dildo that I use 90% of the time over all my other dildos has a very weak suction cup, I cant ride it on the wall for more than a minute before falling off, its very frustrating. Hoping somebody has found a way to customize a suction cup to make it better. Sometimes I use duct-tape to attach it to the wall but that can be annoying

Been thinking about getting a more exotic looking dildo: should I jump straight for the horse cock or maybe just grab something knotted to ease my way into this sort of thing.

>>11346164
Some dildos (like BD Archer) are shaped so that they only adhere well if you have them at one angle, due to the position of the suction relative to the shaft. And some (like Square Peg Steve) don't adhere well unless you manually push the suction cup where it grabs on the surface instead of sliding/spreading the suction cup. What I do to improve suction is to make sure the dildo and surface are clean and dry.

>>11346166
What is your current most challenging?

>>11346162
Here is the cheat code : Eat sweets.
Replace your 3 meal a day with 8 kit kat.

Sweets come out as the smallest & densest poop nuggets known to man.
It's the perfect diet for an anal slut. (though terrible for basically anything else)

>>11346169
’ve got a 1.8in diameter one that takes a bit to get going if that’s what you’re asking.

>>11346152
How do you get comfortable in the shower? Hard floor vs standing up in a tense position. I find neither very good, maybe there is some better way to get comfy in the shower? However you are right, it is very efficient.

>>11346162
You fucking dietretards are all the same, nobody asked you about your veganism.

>>11345843 (OP)
>How has your sexuality evolved?
After having more consistent anal orgasms. I'm having problems going back to jerking off, like my dick doesn't want to be used for masturbation, I see pics and videos, get a boner but then I go limp.
It's not ED because I wake up almost every day with morning wood and when prepping to a session I get hard.
Don't know what's going on...

>>11345843 (OP)
>Question of the day
my timeline is
>occasionally stick things in my butt as a teenager when fapping because I read on the internet it feels good
>only realize I'm bisexual in my early twenties
>eventually do some more extensive anal play
I'm still bisexual, I could do without anal, without oral would be harder, choking on a dick is just too hot.
Due to being single for a long time I've kinda become aromantic in the sense that I don't think I would be capable of falling for a real person hard enough to put up with all the bullshit that serious dating involves.

>>11346189
get an onahole or ideally an onahip/torso
I don't masturbate with just my hand anymore, good onaholes still feel good, and slamming your hips into something feels amazing

>>11346181
I have no issues without eating garbage

>>11346182
Knots are difficult, so are flared heads.
A small sleipnir would be good next

>>11346188
>eat 95% meat
>Vegan
Oof

>>11346189
Same, takes work to make penis feel as good as anal play.

Where can I buy the largest ColourSoft or Neo Elite dildos in EU/Scandinavia?

>>11346192
>get an onahole
Worth a try.

>>11346197
>takes work to make penis feel as good as anal play.
My sessions are amazing, they last from 30 min to almost 2 hours. Chaining anal orgasms one after another leaves me in an unmatched bliss.
But I'm afraid to develop ED. I know many buttsluts here wouldn't care losing erection but I don't want that.

Pic unrelated.

>>11346163
Decent amount of kink play? Nothing crazy? I mean strap ons are pretty outside the norm to begin with I guess. Nothing crazier than that really. Light bondage, sex swings, etc. We're currently playing a 16-week erotic roleplay game that I asked grok to make for us. We tried getting into those faproulette things for couples but a lot of them are so extreme, like hours worth of play per day and we both have jobs and lives so its hard to keep up. The AI generated game is like a 10-15m commitment each day and like chores/exercise shit that I do anyway.
It's... been a while since I've had her dick in me. She's been really enjoying throat fucking and teasing with the tip but no penetration for like... 3 weeks now maybe. When we're not playing a "game", probably every month or so. I'd love if it were every single day but that's just unrealistic. Even once a week is tough since it's more of a "scheduled event" thing rather than something you can do spontaneously. I guess if our schedules were a bit more rigid it would be easier.
>>11346189
so much this. my body craves anal. wife makes fun of my limp dick while ramming me. not really into humiliation play but it's kinda cute.
>>11346188
I guess it depends on your setup but I have a full bath shower, with one wall opposite a sink counter I can lean on if I really get into it. Otherwise, I just stick a suction dildo on the wall and back into it. If you have LONG dildos it can be fine squatting on them but I agree it's not the most comfy place.

>>11346152
Why would you need long tongue for licking pusty? It is about clitorial stimulation. You do not put tongue inside...

>>11346249
Thanks Sensei.
I understand that. Just gets boring. Dunno why I mentioned it. I feel like a longer tongue could cover more surface area and feel better. Who knows. Not me.

>Question of the Day
My obsession with anal stuff and gayness (if it's the right thing to call it that) developed over time. I found out anal could be good when I read the yaoi evangelion manga about anal training, and since then I've started liking dicks more and more, as well as anal play. But in the end I consider myself bi

>>11346197
>Same, takes work to make penis feel as good as anal play.
how long does it take to make anal play feel better than jerking off? i still haven't had any kind of anal orgasm...

Any starter toys recommendations? Got one of these and despite being cheap Chinesium that'll give me asscancer it feels pretty good. Is there a toy that involves me rocking on it, so I can just do it on a chair, rather than a dildo that I'll have to put in the shower?

Hopefully I'll be home alone tomorrow
I just bought some mild peppers to mince with some lube and punish myself for being a dumb slut
I hope it doesn't get too intense as I can moan loud or the neighbors will hear me in this paper thin walled apartment

>>11346405
I got the one in your pic and for me it is uncomfortable, too long and too stiff (and I am 6' tall so it is not my physiology). I prefer riding bigger but a bit more flexible dildo than having this crap in my ass. But whatever rocks your boat.
I also had nomi tang spotty or something like that with revolving head and it was far better experience.

>>11346405
I like YOCY and NSXX dildos because they are cheap as fuck and they are all my third worlder poor ass can afford
My favorite one is the Yocy in pic rel which I have no idea what model is, yes, I am that painal slut who recorded that audio screaming while being ravaged by this dildo for the first time with no warm-up

I plan on getting a medium Red Panda Pequim which is thicker than my yocy but is the perfect thickness for a new thicker dildo, but I still need to come up with $100 with is more than I can currently afford

>>11346405
>>11346428
>rather than a dildo
I didn't catch that part at first
I tried some toys from aliexpress and they are almost always crap, the only decent non-dildo toy I tried was an electro-stim buttplug from amazon which was quite good, it had shock and vibration, but it got old pretty fast specially because it's impossible to get anywhere near an orgasm without touching your penis, so a dildo is a lot better than those toys

>>11346189
You're just turning into a full fledged bottom bitch

>>11346426
>(and I am 6'【1,83 m】 tall so it is not my physiology).
I'm 6'4" but I doubt the 4 inches makes a difference. It's not that big, looking at it. Maybe it's just the novelty of it that gets me going. I didn't have an ass orgasm or whatever, just a regular one, though a big load and with the kind of afterfeeling that I got when I was young and just discovered masturbation.

>>11346430
I guess I should get a dildo (though I'm not getting anything that'll split me in two) if it really is better, for me masturbation is always a relaxing thing so I just don't look forward to the workout, prep etc

>be horny bi degenerate
>try to find other degenerates on grindr
>its all joggers
It's hard out there friends.

>>11346456
>dear diary today i was a victim again

>>11346456
>joggers
is this slang for something? I only know it as a type of legwear.

>>11346428
>I am that painal slut who recorded that audio screaming while being ravaged by this dildo for the first time with no warm-up
Link?

Does anyone have advice on when and how I should be utilizing my pelvic floor muscles during anal? I have pretty good control over them (thank you, mindgasm), but I'm not exactly sure how to use them effectively yet

>>11346456
What's wrong with athletic people? Are you not in good shape? I just don't understand you degens.

>>11346542
>>11346484
>he doesn't know
Oh (You)!

>shaved everything because August and it's hot as hell
>want to bruise my prostate until I piss myself again
>don't feel like sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes douching
>HIV apps are dead
>have a big dick so even if there was somebody there they would get mad if I didn't return the favor
Meh.

>>11346484
>>joggers
>is this slang for something? I only know it as a type of legwear.
I think people are intimidated by us athletic types. Good riddance I say.

>>11346518
Here, a shame I got used to that dildo and now I gotta get a thicker one
voca.ro/1a6XGGHO3ZLf

>>11346442
>so I just don't look forward to the workout, prep etc
Anal does feel like a chore sometimes, it's quite tiring but rewarding

>>11346484
After googling I found out it's a slang for black americans

>>11346575
>After googling I found out it's a slang for black americans
Leave it to racist poltards to criticize a People for being good at sports.
Inb4 poltards say that whites are smarter than Jews and more athletic than Blacks.

>>11346643
Everyone outside the anglo sphere consider blacks very unattractive

>>11346643
a black guy was stealing shit from a construction site while pretending to just be out jogging. Two white guys rolled up on him to teach him a lesson and get their shit back
the new media and the perpetually offended cried that he was just out jogging and minding his own business
this is the origin of the term "jogger" as a racial epithet

>>11346648
That's colonial propaganda.

>>11346682
Cool story hoe

anyone got furniture recommendations for dildo riding? on a chair feels too wobbly and riding on the floor quickly gets too exhausting for me.

>>11346781
I bought one of these janky sex chairs. Haven't tried it yet but I imagine it'll be a little less exhausting than riding on the floor. The vinyl straps feel like they'll stretch out over time and lose the ability to support weight, but thankfully I'm only 120lbs, hopefully it won't stretch out too fast.

Fuck my life i can never get clean always some shit on my dildo why am i so retarded and useless

>>11346162
the vast majority of toxins/anti-nutrients/badstuff to be found in a diet incorporating plants lie in cruciferous vegetables, legumes, grains, and nuts
fruits are mostly devoid of toxins aside from that which occasionally resides in the seeds or skin
carrots will fortify the gut and help prevent digestive issues and they also protect against endotoxins
there are certainly plants (such as the aforementioned carrot) which will provide swift benefits to you in regards to toxin removal and management

>>11346874
Psillium Husk is gonna help you a ton
Also change the amount of water when douching
I myself only use 80ml of water for douching, yes, 80, not 800, just 80
Some anons need a full liter, it changes from person to person, try changing the amount of water until you find the best amount for you

If I use more than ~150ml of water I never get clean because the water goes too deep, so the amount of water is very individual

>>11346896
anons who clean out with a liter are prepping for 8+ inch cocks. The kind of dick that touches your sigmoid and then goes past it. You need to clean for those.

>>11346781
try riding it in doggy style I don't know if that counts as riding, but it feels good!

>>11346928
I only need 80ml of water for my 9" small horse cock with a knot
I can feel it hitting my tummy, yet I don't need more water than that, but it might be because the fibers in my diet just keeps me relatively clean inside, so your millage may very, BUT I am quite sure it's more about the fibers doing the cleaning than the water

>>11346935
Btw I only use this horse dildo once a month as I am not that fan of depth play, I prefer thickness as you can confirm by the vocaroo audio I sent in the thread

>>11346456
So take up jogging

>>11346554
Sounds like you need to buy a fuck machine

>>11346928
When I douche, I just wait until the water passes through my sigmoid and then stop. That's enough to wash everything out and be ready for a 9' dildo.

>>11346936
The audio does not confirm anything, video proof is required

Hold up a paper that says "anal slut for big /d/ " at the beginning if you a real one

>>11346939
> for a 9' dildo
>9'

Brother where are you getting the nine footer

>>11346946
It just my dumb european ass yk

>>11345843 (OP)
I like pegging and buttplay but hate sissy slop, why can't I be a straigt masculine man who likes getting rimmed or toyed?

>>11346893
Yes true.
Also true that fruits contain fructose, which affect metabolism, which are harmful to most people's metabolisms when eaten year round.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5785258/

>>11346944
I don't wanna risk my video making it to /b/ or other imageboards and my friends recognizing my room, and I don't feel like shaving my whole body and renting a hotel room just for that

>>11346959
>straight
>Likes anal play
Many such cases

>>11346955
>euroPeon
Ftfy

>>11346992
Yeah I want a gf who'd play with my butt

Does anyone have a medium Mundir? Does it fit into the rectum? I don't want to have to do an enema every time I want to play with it.

does stress make anal lame?

>>11346938
I have one, it's just a pain in the ass (hur hur) to put away and I don't like having it out for me to trip over on my way to take a piss at 4:00am.

>>11347045
Which one

>>11347049
Hismith, same as everyone else.

>>11347050
Which particular one, they make like seven

>>11346806
>120lbs
How tall are you?

>>11347056
The nice one with the wired control and bluetooth.

>>11347056
...why do you care?

I had a session last night with just aneros and weed, but I got bored and ended up jerking off at the end. Any chance I can have another decent session tomorrow or Sunday? Any tips on getting/staying horny?

>>11346405
agl that thing sucks what you posted

So after a month of playing with my buttplug, I bought my first dildo!
Maybe I went to far or my hole wasn't used to the bigger size, but I got some pain tingling and stopped, knowing that I could get some light bleeding (like my first time with my buttplug aha).
So yeah, even if I stretched a bit with my plug and put extra lub, I wasn't able to take the bigger size... any tips? I tried that position from pic

>>11347134
How much foreplay? You should be relaxed and able to get a few fingers in yourself with no issue before starting with the toys.

I'm constantly wanting to be fucked. I'm so addicted!

>>11347142
I think I went too fast yeah, I was able to put two fingers but not that easily. Maybe I should focus more on stretching with my finger since my plug is too small. I usually just put one or two finger, then flex... then when I feel it loosening I remove, wait a bit and do it again

>>11347103
chastity. lock yourself a couple hours beforehand

>>11347062
Why are you offended someone asked for details in an effort to help you

>>11346405
>despite being cheap Chinesium that'll give me asscancer
just put a condom on it

>>11347155
Chastity plus tether or PA ring, then lock the key in ice.

>>11347050
>Hismith, everyone's machine
Fredorch F21S, speed AND stroke control, similar price.
Only thing is that the stands are lighter, but if you velcro them to the floor or use weights on the stands, it works the same.
Also compatible with xtoys, so others can fuck you. Hismith compatible as well. The Hismith variable stroke machine is 3x as expensive as the Fredorch F21S, and its official app (as of 1 year ago) doesn't have compatible patterns AND not supported by xtoys.

>>11347104
open to suggestions for better ones!!

>>11346984
"excessive fructose consumption", not "fructose."
almost this entire paper is just saying "is associated with" and rarely establishes direct causality
not to mention the fact that the paper says that long-term studies are fundamentally lacking and that the studies they did on animals were far in excess of what even the 95th percentile consumed in regards to fructose
all of this done in reference to diets incorporating SSBs and not in reference to diets utilizing fruit which would incorporate fibers to slow the absorption of fructose
the avg. SSB has around 50g of fructose
even a "high fructose" fruit like an apple only has around 10g usually
the paper never even establishes what is excessive
is it >1g per kg? that's a metric I've seen in other papers
I've seen several which say <100g has little to no downsides (https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2991323/) and that would mean you'd have to be eating around a dozen apples a day to cause problems
in actuality fructose in normal doses has very little effect on insulin levels and fruits have some of the lowest gi/gl scores out there
an apple will hit your bloodstream far slower than bread or rice would
fruit only becomes an issue when consumed in excess and what that is is never even established in your paper
also, any literature tying fructose to increased DNL is a joke since DNL occurs at a miniscule rate in humans (<5%) when compared to animal studies (~50% in rodents)
hell, this subject is so controversial you can find countless studies debating its truth
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4078442/

>>11347232
>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4078442/
First, I'll acknowledge their best point, that overconsumption is worse than fructose. And it's with overconsumption that new fat is formed.

"fructose may be bad if eaten without glucose due to inhibitory response"
"if fructose bad, then honey bad"
Umm, honey is 40g/30f. Consistency please.

"food disappearance data bad b/c doesn't take into account ratios of food that individuals eat"
Discarding data that has importance, although imperfect.

>mentions fructose causes lipogenisis, mentions fructose increases insulin resistance, doesn't mention that fat increases insulin resistance
Blind spot much.

You fruit shills are too much.
Keep eating like a bird and gaining weight like a whale.

>>11345843 (OP)
>>Question of the day

My biggest change was to stop sex with women. They can literally no longer compare to what I achieve by myself with my Njoy and Hismith. Love, eroticism, and passion adds a lot to sex, but strip that away and what is a sexual relationship with a woman? It's stimulating your cock but someone else controls how good it feels, and has no idea what you want even if you communicate it to them clearly.

Add the twist that I can enjoy the same level of pleasure that they get to enjoy when it's done right, only the women I've dated have either had zero interest in pursuing my own pleasure, been turned off over it, or rarely been interested but have zero ability to do it well or safely.

The women I tried to introduce it to were at worst, turned off, and at best way too eager to engage but also really, really bad at it to the point of being dangerous.

When my last relationship ended ended I decided I was done with women and now I'm in charge of my own pleasure. I get off anally almost every day, and often fap every day as well, and I've never felt more energised and free in my life.

>>11347103
bigger dick. i come on command with anything 2in + diameter

I like being penetrated

>>11347236
none of the points you mentioned discount the conclusions come to by the study
first, it never says that honey is bad
the quoted study (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19155427/) mentions the health benefits of honey
second, if the data is important yet imperfect then please tell me how you can manage to use it to establish a causal link between fructose intake and obesity
and third, it leaving out that fat increases insulin resistance doesn't discount the findings related to excess fructose intake considering how said findings referenced specific effects of fructose itself such as increases in PPARγ co-activator 1α and 1β, hyperuricaemia, hepatocyte stressing, ect.
I'm not a fruit shill I'm a health shill and fruits happen to be healthy

>>11347299
>first, it never says that honey is bad
Neither did I.
Nuance, l2nuance.
>you can't prove it 100%
True of anything, no matter the correlation.
>it doesn't matter that they discount the growing effect of insulin resistance from fat cell increase. That's just a factor that we can ignore. Instead, let's ignore -some- results of our study.
Really making that argument?
>fruits are healthy
Again, nuance.
Not everyone's genetics are the same. Not to mention lifestyles.

>>11347301
>neither did I
but you first quoted the article then listed your issues with the article
if you aren't quoting the article in regards to honey then what are you quoting? are you schizo? why mention honey for no reason?
>True of anything, no matter the correlation
you still haven't demonstrated the existence of a causal link
>Really making that argument?
considering that those factors wouldn't matter in respect to the chemical effects of fructose in relation to the body it wouldn't be an important part of the article
there is no discount here, they are measuring entirely different means by which insulin resistance manifests
>Again, nuance
if you care about nuance then you'd know I was saying that in relation to the initial post claiming that any amount of fruit is harmful to the metabolisms of most people
by "healthy" I obviously mean "healthy for most people" which stands in opposition to that initial post
if someone says "drinking water won't kill you" the existence of a few people dying from water poisoning does not discount that initial statement; this is semantics
if you give the average person (worldwide, presumably) fruit every day they will remain healthy and their metabolisms will not be adversely effected
if you give them an EXCESS they will experience negative symptoms, but that is obvious
and some people, not the average, will always experience problems with any amount of fruit

>>11347318
>>neither did I
>but you first quoted the article then listed your issues with the article
>if you aren't quoting the article in regards to honey then what are you quoting? are you schizo? why mention honey for no reason?
They said:
1. If fructose (harms metabolism)
2. Then we should avoid honey
3. Honey is 40f/30g
I'm pointing out their contradictions and interplay they ignore.

>True of anything, no matter the correlation
you still haven't demonstrated the existence of a causal link
Correlation is suspected, simply hasn't been isolated in funded/respected studies.

>Really making that argument?
considering that those factors wouldn't matter in respect to the chemical effects of fructose in relation to the body it wouldn't be an important part of the article
>there is no discount here, they are measuring entirely different means by which insulin resistance manifests
Citation 73, 6 week rat
Citation 74, doesn't show in summary
I don't believe that 6 weeks will show causality, as adipogenesis is unique in young humans, and the lifecycle of rats in 6 greater relatively.

>if you give the average person (worldwide, presumably) fruit every day they will remain healthy and their metabolisms will not be adversely effected
I'd like to see this studied. I may disagree with the conclusion of a "healthy" person. That said, I believe that most thin people (selection bias) will be healthy with daily fruit.

>>11347060
like 5'8". i'm a skinny dude.

>>11347134
how much bigger is your dildo compared to your buttplug? too big of a jump in size may be a factor.

>>11347134
It's probably a depth thing, you have to train the depths of your hole just like you trained the entrance. A butt plug doesn't really help with training the deeper parts of your butt, so you need a long dildo that at least starts thinner than your plug.

Anyone got a hismith out discret was the shipping? I know domestic they just have a blank box but I need it to cross the border and I just hope they don't label it fucking machine for customs and someone sees when it arrives at my house

Anons, I wanna dress like a femboy and get railed, but...
I am a gym guy, my body is quite masculine, I look like a twunk and the only feminine thing I have is my face when I shave

I wanna travel to another state to get railed as I don't want my friends to know I like it in the ass
Should I bother shaving my face and body and try finding guys on grindr or should I just go to a trans escort when I travel to another state?
If I just go for escorts, I'd shave just the unexposed areas leaving arms and legs unshaved to avoid questions from friends and family, but if I try finding someone on grindr I'd shave everything

>>11347273
Do you have sex with men?

>>11347401
>5'8 120lbs
Damn you must be a little cutie

>>11347452
I am not tall tho, I am 5'7" which is average in my country

I'm gonna go rent a room for the weekend, haven't had a session in way too long due to my living circumstances. Anything to suggest? I'll have to buy toys, possibly some drugs to make it more fun.
Never used grindr before, playing with the idea to install it for the added fun factor tonight

>>11347178
Tether?

>>11347184
Yeah but it doesn't work well with the xtoys app at all so you're limited to the shit selection of patterns in their app

>>11347435
Buy it from Amazon, it'll arrive in Amazon box

>>11347506
>Just realized I can get it tomorrow in anonymous shippping
Welp my butt is fucked

>>11347505
I googled that thing and literally the first review I clicked says
>It has PLENTY of power, and works great with XToys Android app

>>11347517
Will you post your link when you're ready for web control

>>11347477
Sometimes I wish to do that because I am quite vocal but I can't make noise in my house, but it's probably hard to find a place where I can moan loud without problems and I feel it's too weird to go to sex hotels alone

>>11347452
Any help or suggestion is welcome

>>11347568
Just go to a normal hotel and don't give two shits about the opinion of out-of-towners you'll never see again. You can remain relatively anonymous in real life, understanding and using that is powerful.

>>11347236
>>11347232
>>11346984
No need to be autistic in here Dr Google. >>>/sci/ You freaks kill my boner.

>>11347020
Yes
So does lack of sleep and being overweight
T. Experience

>>11347568
Why can't you make noises?

>>11347656
I am home alone just half a day every 2 weeks and the walls here are paper thin, I can literally listen to some neighbors talking sometimes
When I do anal I start playing music on my bluetooth speaker but that's not loud enough for moaning, it can just cover the sound of my ass hitting the floor when riding the dildo

>>11347679
That sucks anon, hopefully at some point you can moan like you want to. Also don't have that much free time to fap, but I'm more the guy enjoying stories of other taking it in the ass than doing anal myself.

>move to new place
>finally no roommates, have it all to myself
>plap myself for 6 hours straight
>later realize I had the window open and my downstairs neighbors could hear everything
>mfw no face

>>11347695
Holy shit that sucks
Btw how can you last so long?
15 minutes riding my dildo and I am almost out of breath

>>11347406
nta, but is it possible to just train for more depth? is that simply going through the sigmoid, or is it possible to tak>>11347406
e more of dildo that is not soft and bendable?

>>11347692
Thanks
>but I'm more the guy enjoying stories of other taking it in the ass than doing anal myself
Why? Anal feels amazing

I am really considering making a sound both in my room as I have some space for it, but chat gpt says that a sound booth the size I want can only sustain me for 5 to 8 minutes before the co2 level gets too high, and adding external ventilation would reduce the effectiveness of the booth

>>11347711
For me it's hotter to watch anal and read about it as the idea of someone submitting to that urge has something submissive that gets me going. Anal itself does not feel that good to me.

Also your project seems like a lot a work, and potentially not that effective in the end, but I wish you good look. Seems expensive potentially as well.

>>11347711
A small booth without ventilation would get hot (in the bad way) in a hurry too. Too bad just tossing up some damping material won't be as good.

are there any storers out there for fantasy butt plugs? didnt see any on bad dragon and I dont like the base of the nothosaur ones

>>11347522
>Trusting chinese bot reviews over your fellow anon

> finally get a place of my own, alone time for the first time in years
> hell yeah
> mix up J-lube, shave
> buy and prep some green zucchinis (carve off rough bits, add condom) cos I don’t have a dildo yet a don’t know what size is good for me
> Enema with water bottle bulb
> massaging my prostate feels good
> get to the “dildoes”, and I can’t feel any thing but slight stinging around my butthole (though I can take pretty big ones lol).
> get frustrated, go back to massaging with my fingers
> can’t quite reach it, hand gets tired, eventually scratch something with my (short) fingernails (I think) and have to stop
What gives? Will my butthole become less irritable/butt become more sensitive with exercise? Is J-lube too “thin”/ dries too fast(I could get x-lube)? do I just need a real dildo or to give up dildoes and go with aneros/massagers like a bore?

>>11347503
Tetherspout.
You can order from https://tetherproducts.com/Pages/TopTier/home.html, but stock limited. Use this website for info, though.

Here has stock consistently:
https://badassworkroom.com/products/tetherspout-for-non-piercing-chastity?VariantsId=10853

>>11347628
>discussion is autistic
Projection much?

>>11347799
Woah wtf that's weird... have you used one? I have so many questions

>>11347806
Yes, have worn for a week+ a few times.
I am an exhibitionist, so I like to wear it with a cage while riding or being fucked by fucking machine (f21s).

>question
I'd get the sizing sound, so that you don't waste money if you guess the wrong size.

>>11347807
Which place did you order from?

No utis?

How firmly does it hold?

Have you ever worried it got stuck?

Do you feel like it actually secured you to the cage?

>>11347822
About 1/4 inch into penis there is a wide area, the ring can only pass there sideways, and the rod holds it from turning sideways.

No utis, but I'm not prone to them either.

Very firmly. You'll probably rip more than skin if tried to rip it out, as long as you get correct size.

I was only worried about it getting stuck from being absorbed into skin during long term play, but it never happened. During that time I'd slide it around to prevent such. But I think this would be unlikely.

The Tetherspout website indicates taht some people are worried about losing the rod in the bladder, but he said he's never heard it happening.

>secured cage
Yes. The only insecurity is the lock you use on the tether - I've been tempted to get a rod with c-ring grooves milled in them and insert these in it (https://www.sowatool.com/CA/p/146477?srsltid=AfmBOooRFjX6RctUiBleIO4hWvf1LQLz2_qWB_8tiGwZHV2TmYb9VjPv), but I have not done so...yet... I want to get a better fitting cage first.

I minced half a small chilli pepper with my lube, lubed a sharpie pen with it and put it in my ass
It feels uncomfortable but not that bad, I believe it would make me moan loud if I were to ride my dildo with this lube
A shame there are people home so I can't do it

>>11347847
I think it would be great to use this lube with figging, as ginger doesn't do much to me so this could be a way to make it more exciting

>>11347834
Fuck that's really tempting to do... you got a discord where i can bug you about it more?

So I often see videos of guys making themselves cum handsfree, and I think it looks super fun.. What's the best way of achieving that? Using a dildo, a prostate massager? Being locked up?

>>11347876
Dildo and riding that dildo a lot
It's wonderful and if you don't touch your penis, you can keep riding when you cum and keep riding and getting more than 1 orgasm
But when you stroke your penis together it feels uncomfortable to keep riding after cumming

I usually stroke my penis because I rarely have enough freedom and time to ride and have multiple handsfree orgasm

>>11347878
What about smaller things like buttplugs? Can't they achieve the same thing? I don't really like the thought of stretching open my hole a lot, I just wanna play with my prostate

>>11347709
Depth needs a soft toy since you won't be straightening out your colon by much more than 8 or 9 inches at best, but a soft, bendy toy will keep going once you've passed the sigmoid. I'd never taken anything longer than 10" at one point, and I was able to fit a 20" long toy with a pretty uniform 1.5" girth all the way as soon as I inserted it. Personally I find girth much more enjoyable though.

>>11347886
Buttplugs are for putting in and leaving it there
A dildo is to ride it
Two totally different things

Captcha: STDhx

>>11347886
You can try a prostate massager but they're a lot less dumb and simple than a dildo. I prefer them, but they're different.

>>11347886
You can try a prostate massager but they're a lot less dumb and simple than a dildo. I prefer them, but they're different. A magic wand is the middle ground between the two, definitely worth looking into if you want prostate stim with a narrow toy but they're pricy if you get a name brand Njoy.

>>11347852
abidode

>>11347906
So, is something like a lovense edge 2 feasible for a real beginner to work with? What about something like the Hush 2?

>>11347938
>edge
Meh, I find any articulating toy lame, as body adjusts to it's maximum movement.
>edge2
I like my 2.25", although I imagine that smaller would work nearly as well.
I like being able to push/pull it, as it has a nice curve.
And the vibrations can be controlled with xtoys, their own app is less useful.

>>11347965
Err, meant to say "hush2" instead of "edge2".

>>11347938
When it comes to electronics I wouldn't suggest anything other than a Hismith, and that doesn't come at a beginner's price point. People like both the Edge and Hush, but I've never had a good experience with vibrating anal toys. I'm sure another poster will tell you their edge is amazing. That's the problem with anal: no one can tell you how to do it.

I can say that an Njoy Wand is the least devisive toy you can grab though, people tend to like those, at least eventually.

>>11347967
The Njoy Wand seems really up my alley actually, thanks nonny!
>>11347965
Have you ever actually orgasmed from the hush 2 alone though? That's kinda make or break for me

>>11345843 (OP)
>>Question of the day
>How has your sexuality evolved? Has it co-evolved with your romantic preferences? If you prefer genetalia of only one sex, but have a romantic interest in only the other, how do you go about it?

I used to be 100% heterosexual and heteromantic. I never once considered sleeping with a man or found them attractive. Then I decided to give anal play a go and learned how to enjoy myself with that, but kinda like sex I was always chasing the next thing to elevate my play

It started with toys, then more expensive toys, then toy mounts. Eventually I found myself buying a tranny doll torso, then a fuck machine. At the same time I was on here and Reddit reading about other things people did to elevate their sessions and got into cages and crossdressing a little, which added a bit of roleplay to the mix

Finally, I found myself chasing that one last step which was to get fucked by a dude. One day I was super horny for anal and made a profile on a gay matchmaking site. I put down all my ground rules and worked my way through my hits for red flags. I settled on about 7 dudes that seemed reasonable and offered to meet for coffee. I managed to whittle the list down to 4 by the time they all exited themselves with more red flags

And then I did it. Over the course of a few weeks, I let 4 different guys fuck me and I really didn't hate it. I had some really good times once the nerves left me, and oddly no post-nut clarity at all. I continued to pick more up, finally settling on a roster of 5 regulars I can call on whenever I want or who call on me to get their dicks wet

>>11348001
>orgasmed from hush 2 alone
No.
To cum, you need to vary the sensation - pressure and positioning. Can do with toy, but easier to do with dildo.

>>11348005
Awesome. Good for you anon.

>>11347967
>I can say that an Njoy Wand is the least devisive toy you can grab though, people tend to like those, at least eventually.

That's because it's the only one that actually works. Everything else is gooner larp and shill larp.

>>11347779
update tried again tonight and no issues! Guess I just needed a warmup after so long. have a big vegerable in my ass rn:)

>>11346456
>Joggers always have aids or will mug you for $4
>Stick to slutty young twinks
>Go to a college town when the fall classes start, there will be tons of 18-24 horny guys
>Wear a condom with strangers or get coffee first

>>11346529
>Clench when toy hits your prostate
>Push when close to orgasm
>Then fuck harder and call yourself a fag
I get hard when I do the self dirty talk and moans
>>11346656 I work as a pipefitter and have seen this first hand, 2 guys just walked a 24 foot ladder off the site down the road.
Off topic but my racisim filters out BNWO as too degen and nasty

>>11346985
My close friend saw me on a sissy /soc/ forever ago and confronted me about it. Was very awkward but him also being a 4chan user understov4wjkod why I Do it

>>11346984
Fruit also contains mostly water and fiber which are good. You would need to eat like 50 oranges to get the same amount of sugar as a soda.
>Pestacides are bad and will fuck up your endocrine system along with Thyroid.
Honey is mostly pure fructose as opposed to Glucose or suctrose.
It's all in the Krebs cycle

How do I increase my precum volume by a lot? I think its super super hot when Im leaking it while fucking my ass. Sadly the volume is not that high

>>11348202
Pygeum

>>11348030
How was it and why don't you get a dildo?

>>11347452
>>11347474
>>11347583

Just do it faggot. You'll find someone into you whether you shave or not. Could be worse.

>6'8"
>250 lbs, broad and built
>hairy as fuck everywhere but my head rip

Hard to find someone who even wants to top much less all the other shit I want.

>>11344513

late response but ty anon may your prostate be ever sensitive

>>11348268
I see I am complaining with a full plate
I'll do it

>but my head rip
You can always wear a wig, lots of femboys wear wigs

>>11347452
>gym guy
>I'd shave just the unexposed areas leaving arms and legs unshaved to avoid questions from friends and family, but if I try finding someone on grindr I'd shave everything
Just tell them that the sweat from working out was bothering you or just wear sweatpants when you're at the gym if you don't want people seeing your legs or whatever else you shaved.

>>11348273
Nah I've accepted I'm full masc. So it goes.

>>11348005
Wow you just full sent becoming an anal whore

Straight from 0 to 4 cocks immediately

>>11348092
How often is he giving you an ass fucking

>>11348272
Is she fists her or just fingering?

btw butt sluts your thoughts on fisting?

I don't have a particularly high sex drive despite bursts of being a major anal addict, so I'll be taking a break for a few days. Absence makes the heart fonder or whatever the expression is.

>>11348387
How's your masturbation routine?

>>11347452
>muscular femboy

Sign me up

Is this safe? Reviews look good and claims to be body safe non porous silicone https://www.amazon.com/Mtsige-Rotating-Vibrating-Vibrator-Frequencies/dp/B0DYD2D3NC

>>11348468
At that price, guaranteed ass cancer

Seriously where can I find a 10" Neo elite in EU? Do I really need to pay for shipping from the other side of the fucking planet to get a thick quality cock up my ass? Is there a substitute for this toy? It's the perfect size for my ass.

>>11348423
You like it?
Am I worrying about something that might not even be a bad thing?

>>11348473
Ah man really? Guess I'll hit up my local sex shop instead. 2k bought in last month and almost all good reviews looked good to me

>>11348516
I know gay dudes who have driven hours to hook up with guys like you

I bought a waxing kit and waxed some of my private parts, what do you guys use to exfoliate your private parts? you shouldnt use a grit based scrub as its too rough for sensitive areas

>>11348510
Get the artemis from topped toys

>>11348524
The Chinese use botted accounts like crazy

>>11348531
Sometimes I wish I lived in a place like the US where I'd be shorter and less masculine than the average

>>11348557
I only shave with depilatory cream, it's painless and very effective, the only down side is having to use it once a week to remain very smooth

>>11348468
>>11348524
It is probably silicone, but only a thin layer on top. It will be rock solid, and the rotating motor will do fuck all and probably break with the slightest resistance. It does seem enticing and cheap enough that I would probably buy it anyway just to try it out. I have bought many useless 1time toys with this mindset tho.

>>11348564
I'm getting disheartened trying to find a depilatory that works for me. With the ones I've tried so far I just end up on the verge of a chemical burn while half the hair is still unphased.
Hair too strong, skin too sensitive.

>>11348029
>That's because it's the only one that actually works.
mine just made me lose control of my bladder

Love thinking about butt stuff, like my ass getting penetrated etc, but when I bottom irl it's just not that cool at all and my ass on fire, what is the problem here? I used lube, and my bf has small pp

>>11348605
I just bought a diode laser from aliexpress lol. coming tomorrow. excited but wary. i'd never actually go to one of those professional laser things

>>11348758
don't blind yourself please

>>11348723
Wrong lube if always burning feeling

You allergic

>>11348723
is the the same when you use a dildo?

>>11348773
*is it the same

>>11348516
wish there were people with that type of build in Scotland. Sadly, everything is deep fried and most of the time people are in 3 layers, no use in having a good looking bod.

A doctor put his finger up my bum today. (Everything was a ok in there.)
>>11348758
Tell us how it goes.

>>11348823
>A doctor put his finger up my bum
anon wtf thats gay

(mine put a probe there instead of a finger, therefore i aint gay)

I feel like a complete bitch when I'm having an anal orgasm

>>11348839
>probed
Anon that was an alien

>>11348563
Lies are China's main exports...
They have been swarming /g/ and several other boards here for years now. Turning them into advertisement cesspools.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn there's a genuine chink-shill in this very thread, trying to sell its crap...

>>11348823
>A doctor put his finger up my bum today.
did you moan

>>11348723
>prep
>training
>prep
>training
>prep
>training
and then you'll start to looking for a new bf with bigger dick

>>11346934
How do you do doggy with a dildo? If my feet are against the wall, I can't get my ass anywhere near it.

>>11348889
You gotta blow your back out

>>11348889
Use a doorframe or the supports of a desk or something. Personally I rarely do it, I find riding my dildo standing up against the wall much more comfortable

>>11348795
Here people only wear shorts and t-shirts and some men just don't wear a shirt at all outside so we really take body aesthetic more serious
But... Our men are ugly in general, and I am way more attracted to faces than bodies
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

>>11348862
No, but I don't think he would've minded, he seemed to be having fun.

>>11348850
Me too! And I am a dom! A top!

What is the general opinion on flower plugs? You know, these that open up once inside.

>>11348889
NTA but I use my bed frame, it has a wood frame that holds my dildo's suction cup, it's wood with a varnish finish

>>11347743
weredog, neotori, flurb.me
probably more but i forgot

>>11348997
They get filthy with shit every time

>>11348967
I usually just ride it on the floor. When I try and use the wall, the dildo tends to slip off, due to wrong body/wall angle.

How do you avoid that?

>>11349003
Hmm, I don't think I have anything like that, other than the legs for the dining room table. I'd rather not risk any lube or poop getting near that one.

>>11347012
i've got a small mundir, a medium tharin and a medium comfy warewolf. The medium tharin is pretty comparable to a medium mundir going off the size on the website, and for me personally there's no fucking way the tharin is fitting in my ass without needing to wash out first. Which is really off putting when I just want a quick stuffing session.

>>11349038
You know you fuckin your ass with animal abuse dildos right?

>>11347134
Update! I managed to take my dildo for the first time yesternight! I didn't felt that much pleasure because I was going slowly, stretching, getting my butt around it. Plus, it was a bit spiky since I was still a bit hurted from my first attempt. I'm taking an anal break for a few days. I also noticed that masturbating with my dick was making it harder to ride it. I just went on a squating position but next time, I want to go doggy style. Just for the kink alone of riding a dildo, it felt great, the sound and feeling of something in me. So thanks for the tips!

>>11349058
You know I couldnt give a single fuck right? Go be a prudish pussy someplace else

>>11349058
When you buy Chinese stuff, you are buying stuff from the biggest animal abusers in the world
Now either shut up or throw away everything made in china that you have

>>11349085
That and you get ass cancer, i don't buy chinesium silicone

Support your local silicone dildo craftsman

>>11349091
>Support your local silicone dildo craftsman
Most of us would totally do that if we could afford it

>>11349097
Then don't be a brokie

>>11349091
But you buy chinese literally everything else, like everyone else does. Get off your high horse(cock).

>>11349010
Even if you clean up beforehand? Not talking about long term usage.

>>11349146
Yes, the shape makes your ass constantly push and force things down the tube

>>11349138
My high horsecock was made in Canada, get fucked chink commie lover

>>11345843 (OP)
Has anyone heard of using Benzedrex for anal?

I saw someone mention it on /gif/ the other day but they didn't explain much about it other than "Has you going for hours in your ass and it feels like heaven."

I'm skeptical but curious

>>11349279
Literally unheard of

>>11349279
Modafinil made me ride for over one hour instead of the usual 15 to 20 minutes and it made riding slowly very pleasurable

Anyone ever tried microdosing shrooms during anal? I don't think full tripping would be great but like 0.5g or less

>>11348260
it was fun :) I even got loose enough to start to properly fuck myself. I didn’t have a dildo yet because I wasn’t sure what size/shape would feel good after so long. After that tho I ordered picrel for next weekend :)

>Using my seraphina
>Knot fucking it
>My muscles start tightening and untightening on their own and I feel fuzzy
Was that almost it? Or was I just about to pass out kek.

>>11345843 (OP)
Hismith premium 3.0 or Fredorch F21S?
Is depth control really that important?

>>11349463
So I went at it again and I just pushed out pee. Felt pretty good but sadly didn't cum.

>>11349490
happy peegasm anon

>>11349490
Congrats on pissing yourself.

Because that's what you did. You pissed yourself like a baby.

>>11349478
Here's the way I figure it:

You're fucking your ass and you want to shift from short strokes to long, or vice versa. Maybe you're in the middle of it and want to vary it up. Maybe you're on your back with your knees spread and the depth isn't enough. Would you rather;

a) get up, unscrew a bolt or wingnut with your greasy, crisco-soaked hands, adjust the stroke length manually, tighten up again, then get back into position to continue, or,

b) press a button and it does it for you.

Butt horniness is weird. It's like a really strong sensation around my anus of wanting to be fucked.

>>11349709
Congrats, it never goes away

>>11349709
And it gets much worse once you can achieve a prostate orgasm semi consistently.

>>11345843 (OP)
>How has your sexuality evolved?

After a while of getting hands free orgasms when playing by myself and becoming porn brained by watching trans/sissy porn, I started wondering if getting fucked in the ass would be enjoyable. At first I fucked some crossdressers in the ass and it was always worst than sex with women (smell sucks, can't rail them super hard, etc).

Then I started entertaining being topped since tops approach you on grindr even if you say you're a top. I found a switch tranny and got fucked by her and it was pretty enjoyable despite having been practically raped in the beginning because I forgot the lube in the car.

Then I found a taller dude to fuck me and it sucked. He was just completely porn brained and unskilled I was going through an aids scare. Being in the "sub" role felt interesting (the "letting go" of it), but my conclusion was I found men disgusting sexually and have no romantic interest in them.

I have a long term gf now. I like fucking her but it's very vanilla, I wish she would be into pegging at least a little bit but I'm too much of a coward to come out.

>>11349018
>When I try and use the wall, the dildo tends to slip off, due to wrong body/wall angle.

Shitty suction cup on the dildo, if you have a dildo with a good suction cup it will not fall off.
Alternatively if you really want to ride that specific dildo then you can use ducttape to tape the suction cup to the wall and then you can ride it as hard as you want it wont fall off

>>11349694
Tired of the shilling of meme-orgasms in here.

>Dry orgasm
>Full body orgasm
>Pee orgasm

None of these things are real. An orgasm is when sperm comes out of your dick.

>>11349834
>t. never experienced any of those

>>11349834
Of course you can orgasm without ejaculation. But losing control of your bladder while hammering it through your asshole isn't it. Last time I was here there was a guy that truly believed he was "squirting" rofl. You will not convince these retards.

>>11349279
It's called stim fapping. That specific drug is a inhaler and you suck the juice out of a cotton ball. It'll make you horny but it will fuck up your hreat big time, it's also heavly addicting because it just floods your brain with dopamine. It's used for sinus related because orally the side effects out way the pros. If you really want to anal on drugs just do some caffiene, some weed or a little shrooms. (emphasison little you don't want to ego death on some 10inch horse dildo) or better yet get a hismith

>>11349926
Does caffeine improve sex for men? I thought it only worked for women

>>11349957
Nah any stimuant will make your horny it's probably more noticable in women since men are horny all the time. Again though, don't abuse stimulants just so you can jerk off

So I try to find my prostate by fingering myself. If I'm right, when I push my finger, aiming toward the wall near my penis: at first the fall is smooth past the gates and there is a bumb that I can wiggle slightly... that's the prostate? I have 2/3 of my middle finger in

>>11349962
The prostate is way more sensitive than the rest, you should feel it

>>11349966
I feel a tingle when I rub the large area past the 'bump' but I don't think this is the whole prostate?

>>11347452
shaving is aestethic brah
show off that muscle definition, your boys would understand

>>11347876
for me, being in chastity (flat one) helps a lot to cum fast

>>11349800
It lessens after a few days of no anal, but if I'm active, I want it a lot more.

>>11349809
Oh I do, like 5 times a session, with lots of moaning and screaming. If I didn't put a pillow over my face, it would echo through the whole house.

>>11350024
>with lots of moaning and screaming.
Please record it and post it here

I used to do the same but I moved and now I can't moan loud much less scream with hard anal, lame ass apartment

>>11349926
Why can't the fun sex drugs ever be safe? Stupid biology...

Guys what's the secret to cumming from anal? I can't seem to do it on my fuck machine

What does it mean if my xlube is ending up all foamy after a bit of time thrusting in my ass

>>11350069
Right mindset and you need to be hitting your prostate
But you can help with your dick for a few times to help your brain create a better link between anal and orgasm

>>11350073
Im trying but failing to get there... anything else i can do to improve my chances

>>11350085
Porn

>>11350085
Weed

>>11349340
looks rather boring. but thats just my two cents

>>11349834
>Dry orgasm
Actually real. Stimulate the nerves inside the ass and you can easily achieve a dry orgasm. I do them almost daily.

>Full body orgasm
As above.

>Pee orgasm
Not an orgasm, true. It's losing control of your bladder while fucking your asshole.

>>11346484
>>11346542
>>11346575
Joggers is slang for black guys because of that one dude running around a new development/active construction neighborhood with a hammer and Timbs on, and his legal team's defense for the immediately high profile BLM case was "he was out jogging"
he was indeed not out jogging, and was breaking into properties
hence joggers

>>11349834
certifiably ngmi

>>11350093
>>11350108
Doing both

Do i really gotta chastity mode for analgasms

>>11350116
If I'm peegasming how do i adjust for prostategasms

>>11350127
if you're a size queen, try smaller toys, that works for me
be patient and go slower and steadier, if you have a machine this is MUCH easier- less ramming and more gentle milking
also poppers but this thread hates them

>>11350133
I have a machine, any tips on finding thy perfect angle

>>11350138
The only two wet anal orgasms I've ever had were with a medium Rex from BD, which is both way smaller and way softer than my preferred dildos. For angles just do any pose that's comfortable to hold for a while and angle it slightly downward than a direct deep-as-possible angle towards your dick, I've had one while kneeling and leaning against something and one while flat on my back legs up
that being said, I usually just use a much larger dildo more aggressively and cum with a vibrator 3-4 times instead lately, orgasms that would normally be ruined are super pleasurable if you're actively getting railed while caged and you can ride that high for a solid few minutes by going back in and ruining another as soon as it starts to fade until it gets utterly overwhelming

>>11350128
You're not 'peegasming.' You're losing bladder control and pissing yourself like a baby.

>>11350146
Maybe instead of shitting yourself in pissbaby rage you could answer a question instead of posting the same thing for the thousandth time.

>>11350149
>Insert toy shaped to reach anal nerve endings
>rub nerve endings until you orgasm
>orgasm achieved

It's not hard. Certainly just as simple as pissing yourself and trying to convince people it wasn't just pissing yourself.

>>11350150
>Insert toy shaped to reach anal nerve endings
>rub nerve endings until you orgasm
>orgasm achieved
instructions unclear, njoy wand made me pee myself yet again. mind explaining what i could be doing wrong instead of throwing a shitfit that not everyone has the same exact fucking asshole that you do?

>>11350166
Couple of things:

a) if you're using an Njoy Wand, you're n easy mode. Literally find the bits inside your asshole that feel good when you rub them and keep rubbing them until you orgasm. I really don't know how else to describe it to you.

b) If you keep pissing yourself every time you put something in your asshole, you should either 1) stop fucking your asshole with piss in your bladder, 2) consult a urologist to find out why you keep pissing yourself so easily.

>>11350170
>Literally find the bits inside your asshole that feel good when you rub them and keep rubbing them until you orgasm
this is what i do and it either builds up until it makes me pee or it becomes numb and nothing happens
i've looked at some physiological diagrams and i might be going too deep? I've honestly never felt my prostate outside of an ER exam once, and I've never been able to recreate the feeling of that doctor's finger.
Maybe I just need a boyfriend...

>>11350173
The prostate is just one of many nerve clusters in your ass. People think it's the only one but there's 4 in there (technically I think 6-7 but those are not sensory nerves). Each one can result in different sensations as they process different forms of stimulation. Stimulating the pudendal nerve gives me fast, sharp pleasure, stimulating the pelvic splanchnic and inferior hypogastric plexus gives me a slower, deeper orgasm. Stimulating both at once is a combination of overwhelming pleasure.

Like, you literally just need to find them by rubbing around the anterior and posterior of your immediate lower anal canal, then when you find something that feels good just keep rubbing it til your legs shake. Coomers spend so much time wanting to know the exact way to get there that if they spent less time trying to quantify it and more time just relaxing and playing, they'd just find it.

>>11350182
>>11350182
>Like, you literally just need to find them by rubbing around the anterior and posterior of your immediate lower anal canal, then when you find something that feels good just keep rubbing it til your legs shake.
I'll try doing this next time but not in the way that makes me piss myself
>Coomers spend so much time wanting to know the exact way to get there that if they spent less time trying to quantify it and more time just relaxing and playing, they'd just find it.
I think for me it's sort of like, my penis is my one frame of reference for orgasm so I'm not really sure what I'm doing. That and the one time the doctor put his finger up my ass, he barely swiped his finger along my prostate and it felt so good i yelped, so I guess I've been trying to replicate that...

>>11350138
>machine, angle
First, make sure the height of the dildo, when fully inserted (least flexibility from base) is at the height of your anus.
For angle, I like 15% down.

what the FUCK is wrong with my bowels?? i started eating like 30 grams of fiber a day, drinking like 2-3 litres of water, avoiding literally anything greasy or spicy. i literally just eat fruits and oatmeal and usually some vegetables or meat for dinner. how the fuck do i still constantly keep getting constipation or diarrhea all the time? how am i ever gonna be clean? i'm wondering if the milk i'm drinking with my oatmeal is causing anything but i'm not lactose intolerant so it shouldn't be a problem. i really wanna give up on anal at this point i'm so tired.

>>11350313
I eat heaps of meat, drink milk like a beast, spice is my main flavour profile. I shit clean every single morning and goon in bed with my Njoy every single day without so much as a hint of brown town.

Life is good.

>>11350314
i will literally murder you if i ever find you. cock sucker.

>>11350315
Average American food is lacking in basic nutrients and contains way too much shit to actually be healthy. Even the shittiest food I eat makes your healthiest food look like slop.

>>11350321
i'm not even american you cock sucker. i'm telling you i eat healthy. some high fiber oatmeal with milk and raspberry jam for breakfast, a few bananas as snacks through the day and either some homemade vegetables or meat for dinner. no takeout, nothing greasy, nothing sugary, nothing spicy, and lots of water like i said. i eat literally perfect. it's not fucking fair. it's not my fault. my body was not built to be a bottom anal slut.

>>11350324
Maybe you should stop eating like that and just eat like a normal person? Breakfast for me today was scrambled eggs with milk, chilli crisp, cream for some extra creaminess, and bacon. Lunch was fried chicken and chips. Dinner is a super creamy risotto. Yesterday was a bacon and egg roll, lasagne, and chicken kiev with chips. Tomorrow is likely gonna be McDongles breakfast, probably leftover risotto, and steak and chips.

It's a shitty diet I'll still be gooning every night with my Njoy.

>>11350327
i have ate like a normal person my whole life. nothing works.

>>11350328
Probably have ass cancer then.

What up sluts I moved up from a 8.5x2 to a 11x2.25 and what a number that does to my body. I dont think any amount of preparation would prevent some...motion...from happening.
On the plus side I know what a totally clear bowel is like.

Also interesting to learn that size doesnt really matter, normal sized dildo still feels the same. But the enwidening must continue.

>>11350209
That sounds difficult to do... i really wish i had someone to tie me up and set my ass on the machine

The older I get, the less appeal orgasming has, and the more appeal teasing out stagnant prostate fluids has. It's becoming less about orgasming and more about an esoteric, rarer pleasure that's more thrilling because of its wrongness.

>>11350389
Didn't ask

It's happening guys, finally got the courage to hit a top up on Grindr. Shaved everything last night. I gotta sneak out from my roommate for a while cause it's across town

>>11350166
go pee before u pound the bussy

>>11350478
Let us know how it goes!

>>11350389
Agree
I feel like this is just kinda something that comes with a lot of sexual experience, especially once you've started actually having sex with people. The orgasm loses some of its luster as the be-all achievement of sex, and other things and outcomes become a lot more interesting. These days, I find I ruin, block, and stop a lot of my orgasms not because I have a denial kink, but because orgasm is a point that is hard to push through sometimes, and I want to spend a lot of time with someone more than I want to cum.

>>11350478
Show him this thread.

>>11350029
>Please record it and post it here
I've posted this before. It's not the loudest I've ever gotten, but it's louder than I usually am with other people in the house...

https://voca.ro/176Sz4v4vg90

>I used to do the same but I moved and now I can't moan loud much less scream with hard anal, lame ass apartment
That's too bad, sorry. Openly moaning makes anal feel so much better. ^^

>>11349709
>>11349800
It it similar to the sweet prostate tingling I'm getting? Like my prostate feels like it wants to get squeezed of its nectar directly.

>>11350529
Very hot moaning
>Openly moaning makes anal feel so much better
Absolutely
I was thinking about building a vocal booth in my room for that, but I can't afford it

medium flared chance or large unflared?

I'm looking for a long term use butt plug, what's a good one to keep in there for hours and hours at a time?

>>11350539
I always said that flared base was useless and that you could just poop it out if it went all inside you, until I shoved a dildo all the way in and found out that the colon and anus aren't perfectly aligned and you can't just poop it out because it hits a wall near the anus but not aligned to the anus
I had to use a pair of pliers and a toothbrush to fish that thing out of me, it took me 10 minutes to take that out and hurt my ass a bit and obviously some blood came out
I got very close to needing to go to the ER, so go with a flared base, I was lucky that the dildo was soft enough that I could pinch it with the pliers, otherwise I'd have to go to the ER, if it was something totally rigid I would have been royally fucked

>>11350542
hes talking about the horse cock glans flare anon

>>11350313
Do you exercise? Do you drink water with your meals?
I notice my shit is looser if I drink too much water with my meals or if I drink too much water in general and if I don't exercise a little bit.
I think exercising helps get the water into the smaller capillaries so your body holds onto more water in general which means absorbing more water from your bowels which leads to less loose shit.

>>11350313
>>11350603
DON'T try to manage your bowels by restricting water intake by the way, that's a surefire way to give yourself bigger issues like dehydration headaches and brain fog, or even kidney stones in the long term. Consider the possibility that you may be suffering from irritable bowel syndrome, and re-examine your diet. Like keep an actual nutritional diary for a couple of weeks, detailing what and when, and what your body's response was. There could be some specific food ingredient that sets you off, and if you can find it and avoid it, it might be enough to take care of your issue.

It's not uncommon for people with IBS to quietly suffer through their whole lives without getting diagnosed because their symptoms never quite rise to the level where they'd get classified as allergies.

>>11350649
>>11350313
You can drink too much water, anon.
More water ≠ more better
It could be IBS maybe but a regular person doesn't *need* to drink 3L of water every day (when not sweating or doing strenuous exercise)
Drinking enough to sate your thirst is fine. Not drinking water during meals to improve digestion is a good thing to try too.

>pic related

>>11350478
Don't forget to beg him to tie you up so you can't move and be blinfolded

You'll cum your brains out

>>11350542
They talking about the horsecock head being flared retard

>>11350739
THIS THIS THIS AND THIS!

>>11348095
>Honey is mostly pure fructose as opposed to Glucose or suctrose.
Picrel
I'd rather debate an AI, better opponent.

>>11348970
Super straight too, I bet!

>>11348889
>How do you do doggy with a dildo? If my feet are against the wall, I can't get my ass anywhere near it.
There is a fat shaming whore whose legs are often open, who posts here, saying you are too fat.

>>11349058
> sexually pleasing animals is abuse
Imagine believing this

>>11349926
>emphasis on little you don't want to ego death on some 10inch horse dildo
Explain please, kind stranger

>>11350751
Drugging them and abusing them under the guise off mold making however...

Can someone describe what an anal orgasm feels like

I got to a point where it felt like my ass was constantly gripping and failing to stop the dildo from fully thrusting up my ass

The sensation was intense on my sphincter and i was fighting back full body clenching

Is that analgasm or nah

>>11348357
It's fucking great. Feels mindblowing and even if you're practiced it feels really intimidating. Letting a partner do that to you feels weirdly intimate, super vulnerable. As far as prostate orgasms, i've had better with someone just fingering me, but the intensity of the stretch combined with the inescapable pressure of someone's fist popped inside you is fuckin nuts.

>>11350769
I'd be down to have a partner tie me up blindfolded and fist me, I'd scream like hell because it would be incredibly painful but I'd be down to it, but I don't like the idea of trying to fist myself

>>11350111
It’s simple because it’s my first and non-phallic because I’m not a cock lover (afaik). What would you have to make it more interesting?

>>11350760
that sounds amazing anon if I were you I wouldn’t worry about the ’gasm and ride whatever that is

>>11350760
I've felt that before many times, but the one time I came, like shot cum out of my cock hands free, it hit just suddenly. Like a warmth washing over me that was like a normal orgasm but the pleasure is everywhere and stronger, and I just could keep on fucking my ass if I wanted and did for a bit but really needed to catch my breath and I rode that bliss the rest of the day.

Looking at the Fredorch F21S. This is the remote.
What the fuck is "unexpected misfortune" mode?

>>11350760
>gripping
Focus on relaxing your ass and/or disassociating from the sensation. After that, you cum.

>>11350852
>f21s
>unfortunate
Probably a translation issue.
I have this machine, and while you may be able to get the app to work (through wechat, the native platform for it, iirc), xtoys works great with it.
The legs are lighter than the hismith, but I velcro the machine's legs to the floor, works great. Others use weights on the legs, 20-40lb would be sufficient. But what I've learned is that it's not enough to make it heavy, as it will move sideways - so either brace it, or use velcro.
Also, don't buy the hismith variable stroke, it's more expensive ($2k when I bought it), doesn't work well with the hismith app, and is unsupported by xtoys.
For suction adapter, I use the hismith, and epoxy'd the hismith quick-connect to the f21s rod.
Alternatively, if you can find the right bushing/collar, that would be best - I believe they're both metric (commies be dammed).

>>11350535
That's dedication!

>>11350324
your diet is restricted and your gut is likely inflamed and struggling
fiber feeds gut bacteria and promotes overgrowth in large amounts
even in moderate amounts it should be mediated with other foods to let it do its job
since you're having gut problems you should start to cut a significant amount of fiber from your diet
know that the words "I eat healthy" only hold meaning if you are healthy or emerging into a state of healthiness
the only thing that is healthy is that which is proven to be so through experience
if you were eating healthy, you would not be having these problems
read "how to heal your metabolism" by kate deering and try and incorporate some of the foods and philosophy there while remaining rightfully skeptical
at the very least look into nutritional literature regarding the foods you eat and the ways you eat them as all of your problems are spelled out clearly there
anyways, if you want some quick pointers;
you should eat carrots as they heavily reduce gut bacteria and flush out endotoxin
carrots are obviously fibrous so use them in place of something else that you'd eat that's also fibrous
even one carrot a day can provide these benefits
drink bone broth and eat grass-fed gelatin as both of them aid digestion and gut health alongside providing a slew of other health benefits
you need to start balancing your meals, not just for digestion but for overall health
mediate your banana snacks with a healthy fat such as coconut oil, butter, or milk to reduce blood sugar impact while also incorporating a protein
power couple would just be a banana + a glass of milk
also avoid muscle meats during this time and if you must eat them do so alongside drinking bone broth or 1 T. gelatin
muscle meats are generally hard to digest and cause gut problems
you don't need to avoid them forever, but as you are compromised you should do so now
saturated fats (in moderation) such as coconut oil also reduce endotoxin and should be regularly consumed

>>11350760
Daily anal orgasm haver here. Here's what they really feel like from a non-LARP point of view:

You know when you're having a really good wank, those last few seconds before you cum? I'm talking when you're really horny, been edging for a bit, and building up to a massive cumshot. That feeling, moments before you shoot. Imagine that feeling. You're building up to something big and feeling that pleasure in your gut and body, not just your dick.

Now imagine the feeling moments after you cum when you've shot a load so good that your body clenches on itself, when you quivering, jolting, back arched, body awash with good feelings.

Now imagine all that. That is an anal orgasm, only without the pop of a cumshot, and if you know how to do it right, you get to have them multiple times or even ongoing.

>>11346069
>I finally got hemorrhoids, and they keep bleeding.
Hemorrhoids are treatable! Ask your doctor for a GI referral to get them looked at and possibly banded. The earlier, the better.
>I fucked my gut bacteria after two separate courses of antibiotics
You have to rebuild your microbiome by introducing organisms to it. Plain yogurt and kefir will do this. For best results, buy culture and ferment your own, it's easier than you think.

>>11350760
I don't understand you in-out dildo people. It's like watching someone use a remote controller, but instead of pushing the big obvious button, they slide their hand over it back and forth, hoping the button gets accidentally pressed.

Is it normal for the prostate to be a bit to the side? I swear mine's a bit to the right so if I angle the njoy correctly I can put pressure exactly on the pleasure spot.

>>11351093
A fat dildo brushing past your prostate with each stroke while also stimulating the rest of your asshole and giving you that streched out feeling, is 10x better than just constantly pressing on your prostate with a hard toy.

Sometimes when I dont have a lot of time and wanna do a quickie ill take my glass dildo and rub my prostate to orgasm in 5-10 minutes. But I much rather take my time and get fucked and stretched out by a large dildo on my fuckmachine for at least an hour

>>11350116
Waves of pleasure arent orgasms, orgasms are involuntary contractions of the pelvic muscle in both male and female. And with males an orgasm is accompanied with ejaculation.

If I stick a feather up my nose and make myself sneeze that doesnt make it a nose-orgasm retards

>>11349834
>>11351105
You clearly don't know, because dry orgasms are very real. Sit in the back of the classroom and pay attention, maybe you'll learn something.

>>11351093
I don't understand you prostate pressing people, you just press on it a little and call it a day

Weak

>>11351105
Please stick feathers up your nose until you sneeze the retardation out of your brain

>>11351007
I don't get you tards

I eat shitty, i shit unreliable consistency, and i still only need 5 minutes for some rinsing out my ass before im straddling that fuck machine

>>11350788
So ask for a ball gag

Hello /analgen/. About a year and a half ago, when I was first putting things in my butt, I had the experience a few times of strong, kind of fluttering contractions throughout my lower body combined with a strong tingling in my prostate.

It stopped happening after a while, I assume because I just changed my exact anal routines (especially getting into bigger toys). I am quite satisfied with my current routine, but I'd like to try and figure out how to get those again, because they felt really good but also because I'd like to understand more about how to make myself cum. Any ideas how to recreate it? I assume focusing on kegels and using a massager will be the main thing, since that's most of what I was doing at the time.

Hnnng oh my god, I need to shill the Silexd memory silicone toys in here again. I love how it feels like the heaviest pizza dough shoved right up your asshole and then it rapes you when it expands. There are several sizes and shapes, but I picked the plug with the shortest stem because I really love when it just sits in my anus giving me the feel it still wants to slip in deeper but cant, stretching that clenching ring of warm muscle all night. I think even Walmart online sells these, they are also cheap. Fuck I love that rape.

Someone please tell me to get high and either ruin, orgasm or deny for x-hours. I need tasks whilst plugged. What fantasy should I edge to?

Where is everyone this thursday?

>>11346164
Lust arts (or any good quality) double-sided silicone suction cups. I had the exact same issue and they’ve been a total game-changer for me. You can just suction one end to the inside of the ‘bad’ suction cup, and the other to the wall and imo they stick like crazy

>>11346484
Summer can’t be over soon enough

>>11351299
Just reply to good posts then, your complaining is killing my boner. I just want to read about anal, not this whining.

>>11348723
gonna reiterate the allergic response. or at the very minimum, wrong lube. some lubes I've tried absolutely did that. Some are silky and wonderful. Gotta find one that works for you.

Other possibilities: prep more? Being completely hairless and thoroughly cleaning yourself out can both help the experience a lot more than you might expect.

>>11351298
Seconding this, double sided suction cups are revolutionary. New York Toy Collective has one also that's kinda flimsy but very low-profile.
I should go hunting around and make a list of what's available at some point because they're really just fantastic and everybody should have one.

>>11351298
That's genius
I ended up drilling holes through my wardrobe to fix the dildo to it with a custom plate...

anyone have a fresh invite link to analgen discords?

LMFAO

>>11350806
Yeah but i can't handle the intense full body clenching so i keep having to stop

>>11350852
Its the bbc hard fuck mode, it's just relentless deep pounding at random moments throughout

>>11350905
Metric is what the whole world uses burgerfatty

Get used to it

>>11351270
Deny for 72 hours

Plugged at all times

Unless you're actively riding an 8" long 2" thick dildo

New bake needed desperately

>>11351251
>Walmart sells these
Bullshit, they're unobtainable

>>11351251
Know the model of that one in the pic? Cant find anywhere

>No time for anal for months.
>Spend hours on prep and make EVERYTHING ready for quality anal session.
>Cum in 1 minute..
well that fucking sucked, usually I can go for an hour at least.

THE BREAD IS NOW FRESH

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>>11350313
probably IBS.
but also: you are a retard.
you should have started tracking your bowel movements and food intake.
not hard to do and is easily justifiable to snooping parents/partners.
then by process of elimination you can know what is making your bowel go haywire.
I tracked my meals and bowel movements for about two weeks. Before doing it I never considered myself lactose intolerant. And then I found out that milk makes me feel like shit - I always drank milk and coffee in the morning, never thought anything about it too.

>>11350324
stop snacking, retard. our bowels are like a conveyor belt.
also, why are you eating meat at the end of your day? meat should be eaten at the start of the day, not before your sleep, dumbfuck.

>>11351696
not everything is fine and dandy with fruits too. as an example, apples can relieve or worsen diarrhea depending on if you eat them with skin or without.
papaya and pineapple have an enzyme which helps the breakdown of food. so If you have diarrhea they can worsen it.
avocados have a really high fat content. enough to make your shit soft too.

>>11351348
There are countries that have been to the moon, and countries that use metric.
inb4 fellow coms believing commie chinese

>>11351696
>also, why are you eating meat at the end of your day? meat should be eaten at the start of the day, not before your sleep, dumbfuck.
Meat can be eaten whenever, berrypicker.