Thread 11363133

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>Question of the day
What was your wildest/craziest anal adventure?

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>>11363133 (OP)
>QOTD
I think the "wildest" thing I've done was go for a night on the town with some friends while I had a plug in. It was a little plug. Not particularly wild in my view.

Side note: downloading tales of androgyny was a mistake.
A mistake my ass is simultaneously demanding and paying for.
While I'm glad my libido is back in full swing after six months, I think I've also entered one of my "I don't want to cum unless something is in my ass" phases.

Nature put a special note "Make sure he loves to get fucked in the ass" before I was born.

>>11363133 (OP)
I once fired up the Hismith during a meeeting while I was working from home

>be me
>be working from home
>do a couple of filthy things like wear a plug at my desk
>use Njoy at desk
>get really horny one day and decide to set up Hismith
>angle it just right
>use my break to quickly shit and douche
>still wearing polo shirt on top but no bottoms
>get toy in and just let it slowly grind away during a two hour meeting
>cams on so I literally gotta pokerface while my back pussy is being slowly fucked
>meeting calls short break half way through so i crank it up faster and spend 10 minutes with cam off just letting it reshape my hole
>slow it down again for the meeting to continue
>about 15 minutes into next half I start to feel my guts twitch
>oh no
>it's coming
>turn cam off and slide protector across
>make sure muted
>yank headset cable just as I start moaning uncontrollably
>body starts shaking as a ramp up the speed and experience a full body orgasm
>spend about 5 minutes just moaning and groaning and getting waves of pleasure and shakes
>finally slow down and stop machine
>push laptop back and lay my head in my arms, enjoying afterglow
>realise I can still hear people talking in meeting
>I came while the boss was asking for suggestions on how to improve morale
>I know a good way to improve morale

>>11363229
Plot twist, they saw everything

i rode my 8inch dildo and it felt so fucking good, i had so many dry orgasms i cant even count them, did atleast an hour and a half, cause i just didnt want the pleasure to stop, recorded it for myself so i can watch it back later, mmmm

Caged for past 6 days, no orgasm for 4, gk 100 plugged most of the day, going to meet guy with 7.5x6+ cock this week, want at least 4 regular guys with similar cocks.

Need to buy more weed. My ass demands it.

>>11363393
How did you ride it?

Guys I got surgery for inner hemorrhoids and a big skin tag I've had since forever and now I've lost all my gains T.T
My warmup was a 5cm diameter toy and today I couldn't pop the wide end of my njoy wand (3.8 cm diameter)

Are OCs ok here

>>11363393
I'm jealous, I can't concentrate enough to do that. I ride it for a while, get close to cumming, lose focus, and either can't ride it anymore so I lose it, or lose the heads pace so I lose it.

>>11363560
i can put it on my door via its suction cup just the right height so it pushes my girly button and i move back and forth on it, somewhat like the gif, i have pictures and some vid if you care, i can catbox it
>>11363905
im sorry, hope youll get it soon, stay strong and keep trying sweetie ^-^

I can't go more than two or three days without getting my pussy fucked. The urge is too strong.

>>11363413
Is it truly worth it

I keep pussying out in fear of std/sti

>>11363905
That's why i bought a hismith

Sometimes I wish I never discovered anal. I'm obsessed with it, I think about fucking my ass all the time. I used to be just a normal guy like all my friends but now instead of thinking of getting pussy or jerking off, whenever I get horny my ass starts craving getting fucked hard. I'm not even gay but sometimes I look at men bigger than me and I start wondering what their cock looks like and wonder how it would feel instead of a toy.

>>11363976
Are they worth it? I'm thinking of getting one. Did you hfo with it?

Please use my edge 2
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>>11364039
100% yes

>>11363133 (OP)
Why are there 2 analgens up
>>11362411

>>11364256
Cause ur gay

>>11364256
Double anal, hell yeah brah

>>11363927
>i can catbox it
I'm not him, but would you still upload them for me :)

>>11364678
its amateur, not like porn quality lighting and 4k camera, just me and my phone, if you still wanna see it ill happily upload

>>11364723
Yes please I'm curious now, I promise I won't say anything mean

>>11364731
https://files.catbox.moe/j4chfd.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/fkiykb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/uu44ub.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eztqsp.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kd47b8.jpg
ill include some pic of me for making me giggle and smile what that reply, have fun darling

>>11363133 (OP)
So any tips to avoid hemorrhoids? Just finished healing and kinda scared to try again

>>11364742
hell yeah would fuck

>>11364877
im sure i would enjoy that :3, checked aswell

>>11364742
Very cute. What's that bunny outfit?

>>11363133 (OP)
>What was your wildest/craziest anal adventure?
By myself? Pic related. I got a copy from Aliexpress. It was as crazy as it is in the manga, haha. Getting it all in was an adventure by itself. I can't really ram it at full speed, because every part of the damn thing makes me feel a lot.
With my ex? Violent piledriving with a rather large dildo. My favorite time was when I convinced her to go all in until she could lean enough to kiss me. My ass was about to explode. Felt like a damn whore desu.

>>11364939
Funny thing is, some other vendors make it with the little tentacles, which do nothing, and are actually the part of the dildo that grows magically and traps her.

>>11364937
recently bought at a store close by, planning to pickup more stuff soon, its fun :3

>>11364802
Limit sitting, walk and stuff as much as you can

Standing desk instead of sitting

Spend less time on toilet, fiber can help with that

>>11364939
>I got a copy from Aliexpress. It was as crazy as it is in the manga
link?

>>11363229
....im getting a fucking machine now, thank you any tips on it?

>>11363691
This is a hentai board. Hope that answers your question.

>>11364986
Buy sand weights or barbells to hold it down if it slips on the surface you have. Buy accessories for different dildo mounts so you're covered for klik-lock, vac-u-lock, strap mounts, and suction mounts. Buy the spring attachment - it softens the thrusts and gives more leniency for getting it into the right place.

When you use it, extend it to the longest/deepest it will go that you want it to go to and assume the position with the toy inserted before you hit start so you're not suddenly impaled deeper than you wanted. Use too much lube. Don't start on fastest speeds and take it slow and easy, enjoy the moment, it's a journey and not a race.

>>11364964
Dang, was hoping it was something I could order. I'm always on the hunt for more cute outfits...

>>11364742
r u a femboy or r u trans

Any reccs for a size upgrade ? I bought this one https://www.romp.toys/us/dizi and its companion bullet vibrator and it really hasn't done anything for me. I can fit the whole thing minus the suction cup base and tried different speeds and methods of insertion but nothing has even gotten me to grow a chub or leak pre. The bullet alone does feel kinda nice but it's too small and weak to really get me going. I don't want anything too extreme but I think the only way to get any butt pleasure is something big enough to make me feel filled up. A good dildo i can ride or a bigger and stronger bullet toy I can shove in and just jerk off with would be nice too.

>>11365028
Does it matter? It's a dude in girls clothing you'll probably be calling him a she Trans or not

>>11364986
Varying the speed up and down periodically is way better for warming up than just having it thrust at one set speed

>>11364970
I don't keep it in for extended time, only when in use. Went kinda crazy with it like 4 weekends ago. Blood in toilet. Painful walking, sitting, moving in general wasnt fun. Want to try again but dont want to reopen it

>>11363229
Do they sell universal Ona cup holders? I'd be interested in grabbing one so i don't just have to use my hand and struggle with it wiggling about

>>11363413
>meet guy with 7.5x6+ cock this week
I just married my big cock bf and now I get that size every night.

Seems a lot easier than trying to find 4 different guys who dont even make you dinner after

>>11364802
Hemerobiids are almost exclusively caused by the pushing out motion in you do while pooping, especially if you hold that for a long time.

So really good bowel movements and not overdoing the enema help more than anything.

Any decent ways to fix a flat bottomed dildo to a surface? Preferably some cheap diy method

>>11365137
Put a vaculock hole in it then buy vaculock suction cup

>>11365137
Get a double sided suction cup.
Several of the toy companies from the list in the FAQ sell them.

>>11365017
>>11365059
Thank you

>>11365028
im a femboy
>>11365027
im planning to get stuff from MoeFlavor soon, theres some good stuff on there

This talk of hismiths reminds me to ask this time,

What are yall's fave toys as a daily driver to use on it? I don't like the default's feel, but i want a realistically shaped one that's maybe 8" insertable and max 4-45" girth? For reference after I warm up, I tend to gravitate most often to an XS seahorse from mrhankeys

Basically i'm looking for something for after i've already warmed up a bit with bigger/fantasy toys, but also something that i'd be comfortable cranking up to a decent speed.

Also I got my first hfwo! Overall I felt like the chase was more insanely pleasurable, but it also felt so hot and satisfying getting something other than the (also extremely hot) trail of precum leaking

>>11365137
Search for "tableware succion cup" on Amazon. Take the 6cm / 9cm double sided for a few bucks.

>>11363133 (OP)
>QOTD
Fucked guy twice, both times rode to FBO after he came, too bad FBO cut short when my ass squeezed his cock out

>>11363133 (OP)
>What was your wildest/craziest anal adventure?
Went to an event on Fetlife
There was a small, glass walled room with a bed in the place.
There was someone doing shibari. I think. Ropes, at any rate, I don't know what is or isn't shibari.
Got tied up nude, plugged and asked to be put in the case
Over the next couple hours, people would come in to do stuff to me. Three guys fucked me, another two used my mouth. A girl sucked my cock and edged me for a while, another girl pulled out a salesman routine, pressed me against the glass, and tried getting more people to come in, one of the guys who I blew came from this. A handful of people masturbated to me. The hottest one, a guy and a girl who I think were a couple came in together, she egged him on to fuck me, and buried my face in her pussy. I had enough cum in my mouth from the guy I had just blown, (the other one) that I could spit a bit in there and see it.
It was so fukkin hot, I still mastubate thinking about it.

>>11364939
Please tell me you got a link

>>11365354
holy fuck how do you attend these and where??? i want this treatment :3

>>11365273
The default one is trash, as in just toss it in the trash

I have a dual density 8" long 2" thick black silicone cock

But i think i need to go bigger

>>11365354
How do you not forever crave more off that experience being a literal fucktoy for other humans

Have any of you tried the Solina Mega dual density line of dildos? Thinking of grabbing the XL but maybe the L would be enough. My first dildo wasn't bad but I think I need more girth and slightly more length. The L is slightly smaller than the one I have but is wider (1.3 v 1.5) which could do the job fine but perhaps XL is a safer bet. It's either this or a bullet vibrator that I can just leave in while I use a Ona or just jerk off.

>>11365365
Look around on fetlife.
As a site and social platform, it's dogshit, one of the worst on the internet, but use it as a tool to to find events happening near you and it's great, I find all kinds of cool stuff to do. Nude pool parties, skill workshops, full on parties, randos looking to have people watch them masturbate. You just have to kinda trial and error a bitto find events and people that don't suck. And you have to step into things, you can't just sit there and hope someone notices you.
>>11365392
I kinda do, but it's sorta self repairing, I guess?
I've accepted nothing I ever do will come close, even if I do the same thing but more, because it wouldn't be as unexpected or scary. It's, in a weird way, kinda liberating. I don't ever have to worry about finding anything better, I won't, I can just focus on the moment and looking for contentment, you know?
I found the answer to "what's the point", I did it.

Roommate decided to use his job layoff as a chance to relax and travel over the weekend, now I get to have even more time to play with the new Mister Hankey's purchases than expected. Might see if I can finally hilt on the large EE Orca as well~

>>11365547
i registered, there are some nice ones here, def gonna try the male only one, and well see how it goes, dressing as a femboy shouldnt be hard, hopefully revealing clothing and a feminine body gets some action

>>11364939
Link please. I hope it's silicone and big enough

>in the mood for anal
>clean out and wait to make sure nothing comes out
>put toy in
>body suddenly decides it doesn't want anal anymore
what am I supposed to do here?

>>11365730
Fuck anyways

>>11365730
Clean it and pound it again

Can the fuckmachines handle something heavy like the XXL Horse dildo, it's about 5kg? Or do I have to make my own?

>>11365835
There are heavy duty machines for that line the fuck yeah

I like getting fucked~

>>11365601
Good for you!
Don't get discouraged if the first event you go to doesn't pan out, the first like, three I went to were some sort of eh.
And don't be too shy to interact.

>>11366100
checked and will definetly try my best, ty love!

>>11365658
>>11365358
>>11364975
i think i found it. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008082130217.html?

>>11366442
>asscancerexpress
Design looks cool but i dunno if I trust that

>>11366532
That's ass cancer guaranteed

>>11365354
Sounds really hot. I want to be fucked in some gangbang, but not real in my country and I'm afraid of stds.

>>11366946
We need sexrobots. Direly.

>>11367053
Tesla sex robots?

Why does my body tell me it wants to get fucked like a girl?

>>11367207
You were born that way

So I'm still on my journey to get an anal orgasm. I have been playing with my small regular dildo and I somehow get some pleasure by flexing, like, trying to hold the dildo in me while pulling and trying to push out when I insert it. It's fun but it is not the famous anal orgasm I see often... but I got much better, at first, I could only feel uncomfiness and now, I can feel some low but pleasurable moments... still, no orgasm. So I was wondering if I should get a new toy or dildo and if you had some suggestions for an anal orgasm seeker. I saw the njoy wand but I was more thinking of a new dildo

>>11367300
The only way I've gotten close is with a fuck machine

Currently saving up to buy one since the one i tried isn't around, they were visiting

>>11367301
Check out f21s, depth control. I bought the hismith, more expensive and worse in many ways

>>11367305
I was going to get hismith premium three since four added rgb leds for some gayass reason

>>11363133 (OP)
>>11367300
I get them riding more easily than machine. You need to vary speed/depth/angle. Plus, when you experience it, you'll feel a need to ride it hard. Last guy I fucked, he came, then I rode him until my FBO began, at which point my ass pushed him out. Did that 2x, really wish he stayed hard, blueballed in a way.

>Headed back home finally after being away for months
I haven't done anal in so long, I need to slut it up bad...

>>11367310
How will i feel it exactly

So does the hismith work with funscript files? Do any of the fuck machines work with them?

>>11367426
>How will i feel it exactly
I'll try to focus on what I feel, so that I can describe it

Finally managed to get my bad dragon sleipnir in 3 days ago and it felt amazing. Want to toy play again but my butt is still slightly sore what do?

The craving for massive cock is too strong, I need someone to fuck my ass like I'm useless garbage so fuckin bad.

Two 8h sessions so far this weekend. My hole is starting to get sore... But i'm still so horny... I would continue but my body can't keep up anymore...

>>11366100
Mind telling more about those experiences?

>>11367692
16 hours of anal in a single weekend? WTF?

>>11367310
>hismith
In what position do you ride them? Sitting? Against a wall and standing? I usually like to sit on them and shake my ass at first to give some feels and then squatting, I ride it before soon using my hands to push it in and out while flexing to feel the sweet small pleasures

>>11367794
Make it 20 hours, I squeezed in 4 more hours this morning. My ass is SPENT. I have a warm enveloping feeling coming from my butt. Also my ass is still completely relaxed even hours later. Abuse your hole while you still can faggots.

>>11363133 (OP)
>>11367692
>8 hours session
Fucking casuals

>>11363133 (OP)
>>11367801
Prone, abdomen on box about 14" high, machine angled about 25°, depending on dildo. Prone allows relaxation of most muscles.

>>11366442
Ha, that's the one that has the silly tendrils that don't actually do anything
>>11366532
to be frank, I'm gonna die of microplastics already. Nothing odd has happened in a couple months... yet.

>>11368147
>too retarded to do the lighter test
>or just put a condom on it
You deserve it desu

Is anyone else incredibly sensitive in their butt? Even the slightest rub or if I wiggle my hips a little while sitting feels good.

>>11367709
Not too much to say, honestly.
First one was a munch. These are probably pretty nice, just a social outing with people in a local scene, meeting people and so on. But, it's kinda hard to go to if you don't know anyone, it's mostly a lot of people who already know eachother talking over whatever food.
Second one was a rope skills workshop. Of the three this one was probably the best. Pretty straightforward, there's demonstrations of particular rope techniques, and then people wanting to practice those demonstrations. On paper it's not a sex event, but it happened a bit, though, in hindsight, I think this was mostly people who again, already knew eachother. Still a fun event though, got tied up a few times. Good event if you like being tied, there has pretty consistently been a surplus of people looking to tie, at the events I've done.
Third was a kinda awkward sex party. I figured trying a smaller one first would be a good idea, it, in this case, just wasn't. This was less sex party, more a handful of people thought having a sex party at their house would be cool/profitable, then cooled to the idea a couple minutes after it started, but they took payments so couldn't exactly just kick everyone out. Reeeaaal awkward vibes, honestly pretty funny, dude was sipping a drink with the coldest "get the fuck out of my house" body language, staring at people ignoring him fucking on his couch, while his girlfriend kept wanting to do something, then getting embarrassed and backing down. I couldn't get through the weird atmosphere, and bounced after about an hour, but I DID get a cute guy to come to a Denny's with me after, and we exchanged blowjobs in the car afterwards. Haven't seen him at anything afterwards, unfortunately, he was really cute, kinda brought out my toppy side a bit.

>messing around with chastity+anal
>not sure how to handle hiding the keys from myself
>one day, mixing a fresh batch of lube
>suddenly, guided by forces outside my own body, pick up keys, drop them in lube bottle, and shake it up
>it's gonna be a huge pain to fish them out
"oh man, i guess i have to work through most of this bottle before i can let myself out, oh noo"

>>11368276
I'm not "incredibly sensitive" but it's probably more sensitive than average since simple actions and movements like the ones you mentioned do tend to excite me often.

Guys I've been in an anal runt for over a week and can't seem to get anally horny. Please post your best, hottest pics of sluts getting brutally pounded with faces of pure eyerolling pleasure in the like. I need some encouragement to get my mojo back. Thanks in advance.

>>11367476
sauce on artist

My ass is way too tight to even try with my pinkie

>>11368433
You have to use lube anon

>>11367801
On my back like a whore

>>11368409
Do some poppers

>>11368409
good luck anon, sometimes just cleaning out to be clean will get me going.

>>11368692
not available in my country, i use weed and arousal balm instead

>>11368704
thank you anon, just finished cleaning and it helped a bit

>butt still tender from last night's plapping
>think about sinking down on my dildo
>instantly hard
fuck

I'm just an anal slut. I don't care about sizes or stretch or intense feelings, I don't care about chasing a male anal big O. I like things in my ass and I like taking it in that slut hole.
It's a mental satisfaction. Cumming super fucking hard with a big fat dildo gaping my walls is just a bonus that happens. Don't care. Stuffing my slut hole makes me happy.

You're not a real anal enthusiast. We'rd not the same.

>>11368409
Lewd games help me a lot in those situations. Tales of Androgyny had me going at it every night for a week.

>>11368692
>>11368708
>needing drugs to enjoy anal

>>11368810
Weed + anal is incredible

What is a good riding toy from Neotori? Jorhan?

Why do some guys like getting fucked more than others?

just got myself a new toy, cant wait until it arrives. it's from chinesium-express, but all the orange color toys I've gotten in the past pass the lighter test.

>>11368810
>needing strawmans to have arguments

>>11368810
You can be a purist-opinion buttslut all you want, but other people are free to experiment.
>>11368888
kek

Recently delved deeper into anal. Have dabbled here and there, but finally bought a relatively cheap thrusting thing. Mostly to see if I'm into it.
Fairly sure I've had some dry orgasms so far. When they're done I get all cute feeling. Like I'm a girl for a bit. If that makes sense.
Haven't had a wet orgasm yet. Need to give my backside a break..
It doesn't take hours for me to reach those peaks. Maybe 30 minutes and I'm there, practically begging myself to ramp up the speeds. Nipple play nearly puts me over.
The downside right now is that when Im nearly there, it seems my insides clamp down so hard that the stuff I bought just can't handle it. It slows up and my body forces out the fun end.. it's pretty much uncontrollable.
Oh and I added chastity into it. Mixed results, but I do stay aroused longer with it. Just can't sleep in it. I can't risk not sleeping with my job since they're 12 hour shifts.

Had a great session tonight, only had a couple hrs but caged up, put on one of my audiobooks I've been making from CYOA games and used my njoy for a bit. Took my time and played slow feeling all the sensations and eventually sped up. It felt awesome and I was at a point where I would push and contract and when pressure built up I would shoot a spurt of cum. Was kind of like milking but felt even better and was more volumous than I've had in the past.

That lasted for a good 5 mins and I got to eat a good load or two. Wish I could stay caged up more to stop the temptations, while I did release, I didn't mentally release.

Next step is being able to stay level headed and collect those feelings into a gradual build up rather than being distracted so much. What steps are y'all at?

What is the best way to use a dildo without a suction cup for a long time? I tried the doggy position, but I could only last 3 minutes.

>>11367801
I usually like to start on all fours, then swap to my back once I can't stay on them anymore
And feeling myself lose the ability to be on all fours is amazing.

>>11368864
One half of anal is headspace, and if you either can't or won't get into the headspace, you won't get the full experience.
The other half, I'm pretty sure is just random prostate placement & sensitivity differences. I'm kind of a hair trigger, I start tingling and dribbling fluids almost immediately, get multiple shaking orgasms, and can get anal until I'm mush. It doesn't even have to really be anal, just smooshing and kneading my taint is enough. I have one fwb that needs a couple minutes of focused attention to really get anything out of it at all, doesn't really get multiples, and it's not really that different than normal orgasms for him.
I do think the latter feeds the former, I totally get him not getting as into it if he's not getting the fukkin multiple train derailment orgasms I get.

There's a degree of it that's training, but, I think some of us are just more or less lucky with how we're built.

>>11368972
For me, on my side, with my leg held up in a sling on a hook I put into the ceiling works great.
I can alternate between hands pretty well, my hips don't have to work very hard, I have a lot of flexibility with angles, it's great.

>>11368748
Yeah, kinda this.
Even just having something in me, then masturbating normally is pretty fukkin good.
Though, I have to say, a bigger one in me, that prevents me from getting hard, is really fuckin good. Kinda independent of it being big. It's just so fucking hot watching my cock struggle to stay hard, then lose the fight and deflate.

Finally picked up a fuck machine last week. I have been missing out!
I was able to get more progress in taking my large dildos deep in the past 5 days than I have in the past 5 years. Some of that may be some of the angels you are able to take with the machine but it helped being able to get as deep as you could then turn on the machine just to prod a little deeper.

>>11369051
Here's a really fun one.
Set it up so at full extension, it's slightly pushing against your ass, not enough to penetrate, then turn it on low.
Every stroke it just pushes against your ass, but you slowly feel your ass get more and more pliant and eager to be opened up, and swallow it.
Feels really, really hot to me at least.

Bros Im caving in...
If lets say I go on Grindr, what are my chances of finding someone to fuck me if I ask for an STD test?
Would I zero myself out with this? People do hookups there, or the faggots looking for relationships and shit like that?
Are bottoms even in demand there, or everyone wants to get fucked and Im out of luck if Im this picky?
Luckily I live near a capital city... but Im nowhere near being a "twink", just average dude. Extra downsides that Im literally 190cm+...

Tried the elite neo 7.5 (7 insertable), and while it did feel nicer and a bit thicker than my last dildo it still isn't doing too much for me. I like that it's floppybut makes it kinda hard to re insert without needing to use my hands to put inside my hole again. I went ahead and splurged on a solina mega xl yesterday since it's slightly longer but decently thicker than this one so I hope I feel a bit more of a difference. If this one doesn't feel great like I imagine then I'm probably gonna give up on anal pleasure and stick to buying onaholes as my sole sex toy purchases.
Also gotta say the price on the lube I got is insane. Got Sliquid sassy since it's recommended for anal and it's 20 bucks for only 4.2oz... when onatsuyu on toydemon gives you around 12oz for the same price.

I used to love this but it just doesn't feel the same any more, what am I doing wrong?

Did I missed this?
>>11361635
>>11361870

>>11369347
nope, probably just another LARPer

>>11369344
Skill issue

>>11369290
It doesn't matter what the odds change to, stand your ground on not being pozzed by some fag

Do you dress up something during sessions? I want to try Toga cosplay, but I'm afraid it will be uncomfortable and hot.

>unconsciously do a fingering motion with my hand
>whole lower body tenses up
Pavlov you motherfucker
>>11369540
I put thigh highs and a skirt on

>>11369290
>Extra downsides that Im literally 190cm+...
The fact that this is a downside saddens me

>>11369472
>stand your ground
Of course, not going to risk my life for some fun fetish, lol. Despite not having good bait, the pool is big and I have all the time in the world. Toys are fine too.

>>11369667
At least I have easier time with women...

Looking for a spitroast set up and wondering what's your favorite dildo to deepthroat?

>>11369540
it's comfortable, adds to the expiernece and makes me feel slutty, and heels can making riding eaiser. Bonus if you then avatar fag as your cosplay in a trash /erp/ of /dft/ thread

>>11369540
>bra
>silicone boobs
>miniskirt
>lingerie dresses
>long leg stockings
>bandana to choke neck
>mouth gag
>ankle cuffs
>handcuffs attached to bed
Sexy clothes always makes anal more fun

>>11369715
Always wanted to try fake boobs desu, love watching them bounce when sluts get railed

>>11369703
For a long time, I used a small "realistic" chinesium (with condom) dildo, with a diameter of 3.6cm and length around 13-14cm. I used it so much that there were times where I just deepthroated it while finishing myself off.
The length of it is a bit small, so just yesterday I ordered something similar but 22cm long. Wouldn't go wider tho, I tried, but figured that throats are not made for size play...

>>11369856
Same anon here, I bought an A cup a couple months ago and was pleasantly surprised that they were bigger than expected. They feel amazing during anal, especially with sissy hypno or any sissy porn on. I lie face down and pound myself pronebone most of the time, and feeling the boobs get smooshed into my bed and pillows is extra diamonds

>>11369868
>throats are not made for size play...
Sad but true. My mouth sometimes gets hungry for dick when my ass is hungry, too

are there any toys I should buy while I'm in japan?
doesn't have to be for butt.
figured you guys might know.

>>11369290
>Are bottoms even in demand there, or everyone wants to get fucked and Im out of luck if Im this picky?
They are. But it will be mostly one night stand. And if you are not gay, don't expect your date to be remotely attractive in any way.

>If lets say I go on Grindr, what are my chances of finding someone to fuck me if I ask for an STD test?
STD test don't really work that well, to begin with.
There's a huge gap of time (several months) between the actual infection, and the moment where the STDs test will start to come out positive.
If you do it raw, you will have to do the walk of shame to the nearest clinic to start a tritherapy, out of precaution.

>>11368692
Poppers is literally the worst drug you can get unless you are really gay who wants to get fisted for the sake of being fisted.
It is far better to go without any drug than to go with poppers.
It lasts pathetic amount of time. Makes it harder to reach dry orgasm and aftereffects are more shitty than after drinking 1l of vodka.

>>11369868
cant wait to gag on this nothosaur bad boy
It's much bigger than your recommendation but I'm down for the challenge

>>11369541
I have some thigh highs and it's fine, but cosplay has far more clothes
>>11369708
>heels can making riding eaiser
Do they? IIt looks like it would be hard not hurt your legs with heels shoes.
>>11369715
Yeah, i have C cup silicone breastplate. They are quite heavy (~3kg) and come off from my chest when I lean forward. If there was some way to secure them it would be much cooler.
Maybe i should try bra to handle them.

>>11370179
>5.3cm
Damm, report back how it went. Maybe its squishy and goes better than my attempt at sizing up. The biggest I've tried was 4.2cm, it was solid silicone but my throat could not handle it, Im good with my gag reflex but simply, it stretched it so much it became uncomfortable enough for me to stop because of health concerns...
Dont want my Darwin award for tearing up my throat with a dildo.

>>11370133
>mostly one night stand
>There's a huge gap of time (several months) between the actual infection, and the moment where the STDs test will start to come out positive.
Thanks for this Anon, knowing this, Im going to write up the most autistic grindr profile known to man, but honestly I might simply just buy a fuckmachine then.
In my mind, I thought it would go something like waiting a few days for the test results, then being the sole fuckbuddy (designated cumdumpster) for him.

Did you ever have an anal orgasm so intense it felt like your whole body was getting fucked?

>>11370133
>And if you are not gay, don't expect your date to be remotely attractive in any way.
if youre a top getting hot tail is pretty easy if you yourself are in shape and good looking. met some decent looking femboys/traps/trannies. Being a bottom its true. You get the nastiest looking fat retards messaging you all the time. Theyre stupid impatient and they fuck bad and arent attractive. Best to find some moderately cute twink who is a side/vers.

>>11370179
jealous

>>11370347
Several times.

>>11370179
I have a medium/medium vector, roughly the same width. Every once in a while I try throating that thing but can't manage it for very long. Maybe a soft firmness would work better but I see nothosaur doesn't do that model in soft.
Best of luck.

>doing daily glute exercises with a butt plug in, locked in salt shaker chastity, and a bra + silicone boobies in prep for 2nite
literally living the dream

>>11369892
Can you link the ones you got? I'm interested

>>11370227
>designated cumdumpster
tis the dream

>>11370496
Vollence Silicone Breasts, they were on sale when I got them months ago

How feasible is it to write stuff like this on my own legs and ass? What kind of marker is best?

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/jclh354t
Caged and edged for a while

How worried should I be...? I tried the solina mega xl again and I stopped after I sensed something was off... and there was blood (?) and poopoo (not the part I'm worried about) on it. This was AFTER I felt like it went through a tube/another section inside me kinda like if you use a onahole with some sort of ring gimmick. I didn't feel any pain, or any thing else inside me sensation of the dildo inside me and it felt kinda nice but now I'm worried..
Before you say anything..
1. I did eat a small bag of hot cheetos maybe 2-3 hours or more ago before I started played with the toy
2. I used a FUCK ton of lube and made an effort to keep adding more if it felt too dry for whatever reason
3. I went slow, I had trouble getting it in due to its size so I did semi-force the head in so I can actually use the damn thing but after that I didn't force anything, just what I could handle. However after adding more lube on the head it naturally wiggled itself deeper inside which is when I felt the sensation of it entering a different layer/section inside me but again it didn't hurt. Not sure if that was the cause of the blood (if that's what it was) or if it was already happening because of the size of it.
Right now I just feel kinda like I ate spicy food but really tame so kinda like a warm buzz and weirdly enough my balls/penis feel a tiny bit tingly. Not the first time I got inside and had a few strokes but it didn't get blood then either so I'm thinking it's just coloration from the cheetos in the poop

>>11370013
The Ona thread on /jp/ should get you info but would depend on what the shops have in stock

>>11370227
The guy I lost my butt v-card to was my roommate for several months so I knew he wasn't sleeping around and he didn't have any diseases. So I let him hit it raw >>11368874
Christ. I got the large (5.8cm) and they barely fit. Also I could only get three inside before they just wouldn't go anymore. I admitted defeat and got the medium (4.8cm) and that I can get almost all of them in. Though last time I used it it got folded over inside me so when I went to pull it out the third ball and the first ball came out at the exact same time, followed by the second just falling out.

>>11370636
this information is covered in the sticky
>If you get blood, STOP IMMEDIATELY. See if there's any more blood that comes out in your next bowel movement. If there is, talk to your doctor. No, posting on 4chan asking for help isn't a good alternative. Talk to your fucking doctor.

>>11370653
Sorry I know but I'm getting mixed responses on Google and seeing that some people say it might not be anything serious if the blood is bright and I wanna get as much info as possiblem also it's late and I don't live alone and can't drive myself. I know the obvious answer is going to the doctor but I'm deathly afraid and embarrassed if anyone finds out what I did to even need a doctors visit.

>>11370675
you can rest assured that nobody at the doctor's clinic will ever tell your friends or family, although they will talk about it among themselves later
it's not like this is uncommon, people need things fished out from inside them all the time, whatever you do, dont lie to any medical professionals

>>11370636
I'm here to be a bad influence but give you some reassurance, but I had blood for a week after trying out a toy that was too big, due to circumstances I just couldn't go to a doctor at that time (problem was practical nothing like shame or anything)
The blood did go away, but anytime I use my smallest stuff there's now a tiny dash of blood right after the session (but none anytime after or when going to the bathroom) when I didn't have any before, I suspect the place I bled from didn't heal quite right. I do regret not going to a doctor but there was nothing I could do at the time. I probably should go now though, it's been a few months now and since I'm not in potentially life threatening situation shame is back.
As long as it's bright and you wouldn't describe the amount of blood as anymore than a smear, give it 24 hours, and see if there's still the same amount of blood, if there is get worried and really consider going to a doctor, in my case the blood volume was going down every day.
Chances are you won't die or anything and the bleeding will stop, but please go.

>>11370679
Yeah I'm aware they keep to themselves unless you're a kid but there the bills and papers with info on it so unless they put some vague "anal bleed from x" I don't to expose myself in anyway

>>11370687
i dont know what it's like where you live, but generally things like icd codes are a lot less graphic than that, a summary of a giant anal bleed from ramming a dildo up there should read more like
>open wound of the trunk, cleaned with saline solution, dressed, antibiotics prescribed
and even then, while it says where it is, this sort of information would only really be passed to an insurer or other medical professionals

>>11370683
Yeah this is the general info I've gotten from places like reddit. I fed some lie that I've been constipated and had a huge turd that gave me too much blood and about to go get myself checked out. I rather have my family think I'm a worrywart wimp that's overreacting than a freak that plays with his ass

I bought the Hismith p-spot dildo. Will this thing give me ass cancer if I put it in raw? It's supposedly body safe silicone like everything else but I have no idea how true that is.

>>11370693
Alright for anyone that cares (no one), I should be in the clear. CT scan and blood work results came back fine and I don't have any major damage or anything. They gave me follow up instructions though for like a check up or some shit, but I don't really feel like going especially if I heal up quickly. Just gonna try to fiber up and try to eat lighter. This experience kinda ruined the whole thing for me so I'm just gonna grit my teeth and take the L on the money loss on the toys I've bought and quitting. Fuck going through this shit again.

>>11370762
>or anyone that cares (no one)
I care bwo, heal up and get well. Good on you for going to the doctor asap, it takes courage.
Take care, and dont let porn sway you.

>>11370696
I have 2 hismith dildos (the standard one delivered with their machines and a big dragon like one). They are both made of shitty porous silicone. They retain smells and the dragon one is even dangerous, textures being much too firm (I can't imagine it going full speed on my machine without serious injuries). I sometimes still use the standard one with a condom as an opener.

I'm addicted to getting fucked in my butt pussy. I'm obsessed. I can't get enough.

>QOTD
Not necessarily super wild, but couple weeks ago paid a tranny to fuck me hard for an hour. The ride was great and she was gorgeous! Been thinking that ever since.

>>11364742
add lunges and hip abductors in your workout routine.
hip abductor in a forward leaning, straight up and backwards leaning position to hit different parts of the ass.

>>11371018
I paid a shemale to assfuck me once and it was diamonds. Huge veiny cock and great BJs too

Can someone give me the whole rundown on how the whole po box process works? Especially with something shipping from Canada?

>>11371164
unless po stands for poop orifice, pretty sure this isn't on topic

>>11369540
I'll wear something fun most of the time, either a collar and jock or lingerie. it's also fun to just fuck myself in front of a mirror naked :3

>>11371217
I'm planning on getting something from topped toys but i need more information

>>11368135
How unemployed are you to be going at your ass for more than 8 hours? For that matter does it not get exhausting?
>>11369715
For your sake I hope you live alone

Is thicker better with (water-based) lube?

I might get fucked tomorrow. I’ve shaved and cleaned already. Fish me luck

I like being fucked
Like a girl

Well. I don't know what exactly is triggering it, but using my plug for hours, using a machine to fuck my ass, and then just plugging again while caged the whole time has triggered a sort of odd bit of leaking cum. Like it's whitish.
The first time, I just wanted to sleep. But I caged up and plugged and couldn't pass out.. I felt like I had to pee, went to do just that and noticed I was leaking whitish stuff. I wondered when I came since I didn't even notice.
This last time was after using the machine and plugging for like an hour while relaxing and maybe a bit of light kegal stuff and nipple play.
Went to take it out, sit down and clean up and suddenly was leaking more whitish fluid. It's not thick enough to be cum but not clear either. So I guess I'm pressing the right buttons, but in the wrong way?

>>11371354
Be a good girl for him

>>11364939
>>11364941
>>11366442
Do nubs feel good or not really

>>11371417
Figured out why it happened and what it was. Just a lack of release and then I built it all up. The plug is apparently just right size wise. And the chastity didn't help. So I somehow just milked the prostate 3 times in a night. Not even in a fun way. I just feel kind of frustrated.

>>11363133 (OP)
>QOTD
I was for the first time taking it missionary, from my barely used Solace Pro, that I converted into a fucking machine, so far the best anal has felt for me. The next step forward probably, is someone controlling it and down the line, getting dicked for real, there is no hope for me anymore lol

>>11371018
>>11371071
Fuuuck.. I wish I can fuck with shemale as simple as you can.. But here are none of them

>>11371573
nice idea, tried this with mine as well. Worked better than expected though I needed to use some tape to keep the cap on and dildo attached to it.
I mounted it to my TV stand and got rammed in doggystyle.

I got a Fredorch but it came with a chinesium dildo and all I have is a Neo Elite and a small Mundir. They're both way too floppy to use on the machine, they keep slipping out of place.

Does anyone have any recommendations? I can deal with the small Mundir easily, so something around that size or slightly bigger should be good. I don't mind it being human or fantasy, but ideally it'd have vac-u-lock.

Sizing up to 2.5" girth next week >:)
Hopefully by 2-3 months I can use a nice decently sized horse cock.

>>11370636
>solina mega xl
That thing is about the size of my best dimensions (8" bpel but a baseball bat shape) and should in no way be capable of bad damage. Actually, looking at their products the solina maxima would be a perfect description if it were 2 inches longer but a little thinner at the base.
Granted this chick is/was a huge slut, but I ass fucked a 4'11 girl with just spit for lube no problem. Really pounded her out, balls slapping her cheeks, multiple stops, facedown in the pillows. Relative to an average sized male my dick would've been the equivalent of something like 9.5 length and 2 or so girth for her ass. She had no problem.

What sounds likely to me is you haven't/hadn't properly trained your first intestinal bend, and the dildo "moving everything into place" caused too much friction. Probably a whole lot of nothing to worry about, take two extra days for it healing, and do proper warmup with thinner depth toys, taking your time.

Also kind of no matter what you can get pink tinge from hard riding. The mucosa can only handle so much abuse before it's given up and then you're irritating the soft "skin?" Its not skin but you know what I mean.

>>11371712
Very hot anon and yes, I had to tape down one of the caps too lol, but suction cupping the dildo onto it was enough and easy to alter between different sizes, also I want to add that my legs where trembling while cumming all over my belly

Doing kegels I can get to a strong pressure and feeling spreading in my crotch area, and it feels really good. I've had it a couple of times, but only ever once each time.I don't think it was an orgasm? What was it if not and how do I turn it into one? Felt very good, I am now very aware of my prostate and it feels kinda swollen a day later.

Do you involuntarily bite your pillow too? Wtf is that? Haha

>>11371750
if you bought soft dildos, consider medium firmness

Splitroast fantasies led me down a weird path...
Had so much fun (deepthroat) with the 22cm long, 4cm diameter dildo mentioned here >>11369868 its not even funny.
Moderately bendy and lightly squishy, it feels absolutely arousing sliding it down. The way it fills up my throat makes me diamonds.
The premium thick lube like saliva that I start producing the moment I go past some point, that strings like its straight from some hentai is just cherry on top. If I go at it for long enough, it even stars leaking from my nose.

>splurged on dildos again
well fuck me i guess

>>11371976
lol same

like what am i supposed to do with all the toys i don't use anymore

I think I'm finally getting more sensitive with each session. Before, I used to struggle to cum at all, then I could cum consistently in certain positions (on side with my dick tucked behind me, or on my stomach). Earlier I managed to cum in missionary, but I still had to edge myself a little bit to finally get there. Once I can make myself cum from whatever position I want, I'll feel confident enough to invest in a fucking machine. But for now, I still need to get used to the dildos I have.

>>11371976
>well fuck me
that's the idea after all

Doing kegels I can get to a strong pressure and feeling spreading in my crotch area, and it feels really good. I've had it a couple of times, but only ever once each time.I don't think it was an orgasm? What was it if not and how do I turn it into one? Felt very good, I am now very aware of my prostate and it feels kinda swollen a day later.

>>11371992
Meet up with a buttslut from the thread IRL, offer to give them your old toys if they can last x minutes bent over your lap while you sadistically sodomize them with it as hard as you want.
If they don't tap out, and thank you afterwards, you'll let them leave with their new toy lodged firmly up their ass.
Alternative mode: You want to bottom. They have to wear the toy like a strap-on and fuck you with it hard enough to impress you.
Bonus points: They have to wager a chastity key to attempt your challenge.

Lots of newbie anal whores find getting their first toy a bit nerve wracking. You can be an anal philanthropist getting them into the hobby in exchange for them entertaining you.

>>11372051
maybe try mindgasm

New to anal here, got a few questions. I've read through all the stickies.

1) How the hell do I shave hair around the anus / in the crack between glutes? Is this a flexibility issue? Do I need a mirror setup or something? I've tried solo anal a few times now, and every time, it feels like my ass hair is making it uncomfortable. Doesn't help that I'm on the hairier side. I typically use an electric razor for pubic hair, but I'm not sure putting that thing near my anus is a good choice. Are there any good resources or advice on this?
2) What's your favorite position lately? I've been trying different ones, and so far it seems like on my knees, head down, ass up has been the most enjoyable, but what pushes your buttons the most as of late?
3) What are your opinions on poppers? Awful? Disappointing? Heaven on earth? I have plenty of experience with psychedelics, and they're gonna remain my drug of choice, but I do enjoy trying new things just to experience different things. I think these would be a once off, so I'm just curious about you guys' thoughts. I know there was a little discussion on this earlier in the thread, but I'll reignite it here.
4) Has anyone here experimented with anal insertion of alcohol? The very small amount of information on it that I've found makes it look like it should be maybe 5 mL of alcohol at a low percent, like 5% alcohol or something, in comparison to a typical shot of liquor which is like 40mL at 40% or so, but there's nothing hard and fast. Basically, it seems like you have to keep the alcohol content miniscule since it can get absorbed so quickly. Any stories or experience anyone has to share related to this?

I understand that the stickies do not condone the use of poppers or anal insertion of alcohol because it's very easy to severely harm or even kill yourself, but information was sparse in them and I'm a curious person, so I figured I'd ask anyways. The goal with those isn't advice, but anecdotes.

Now for picture dump. 1/10

>>11372077
2/10

>>11372081
3/10

>>11372083
4/10

Long time lurker here, what are some fun and different dildos/toys that are good for depth training and size training? I can take a KingCock 11 size wise but cant hilt it, I'm about 3 inches off. I'm also looking for some nice and affordable dog, horse, dragon, ect. dildos and would like so recommendations for that as well.

>>11372084
5/10

>>11372089
6/10

>>11372090
7/10

>>11372093
8/10

>>11372094
9/10

>>11372095
10/10

>>11372096
11/10 cause why not

>>11372077
1) Don't. I have a hair ass as well and shaving is a) time consuming, b) a pain to do, c) literally a pain in the ass if you nick yourself, d) results in prickly shit going on down there as it regrows, e) doesn't have any benefit to the end result unless you're after aesthetics, and f) purely the domain of coomers, larpers, and trannies.

2) On back, knees bent, with my Njoy. It's the best position to get all the nerves that are connected to actual pleasure zones while remaining comfortable.

3) Poppers are at best a waste of time, at worst can cause harm. The benefits don't outweigh the risks as they only last a short amount of time anyway. Besides, any pleasure you get from drugs isn't real pleasure. Once you learn to do it without drugs you won't need drugs.

4) Same with boofing alcohol, the benefits don't outweigh the risks.

Since you're new to anal play, here's the one piece of good advice you're likely to get in an anonymous porn forum: don't fall for coomer, gooner, and larp nonsense. That also includes Aneros shilling, depth play, deep enemas, caging, mindgasm, peegasms, wet orgasms.

>>11365407
Hey, I own the Solina spotta, not exactly the XXL sizes they offer but it has a very nice bulbous head.

Honestly, it's my best toy and I own a Neo elite dildo, njoy wand and anerox helix. Imagine it like a super squishy version of an Njoy wand, feels really nice.

Buy it, you won't regret the choice. I might grab the plain version without the big head soon myself just for something a bit easier to put in.

>>11369290
Serious answer: if you wanna do this, get on PREP, then do PEP. Go to a doctor and take the drugs that will prevent you from getting HIV. Get your HPV vaccines if you're young or haven't had lots of sexual contact. Ass, throat, or penile cancer isn't a great look.
Use a condom for a hookup with some rando. To be honest it's not quite the same, but it's sooo much better than having hepatitis or HIV. You can ask for recent clean tests, but this isn't super reliable for hookup culture because all the STIs that stick with you (HIV, hepatitis, herpes) don't show up as positive on tests for generally at least 80-120 days. As for the short term ones, 90% of penile chlamydia cases have no visible symptoms, and about 70% of gonorrhea (more rare, but getting harder to treat).

Most of anal is mental. If you're serious about seeking it out, just do it as safely as you can. Find a long term, exclusive, tested partner for barebacking.

Men don't test as often as they should, and many don't even know that they need to test because their anatomy doesn't show symptoms for all the common STIs. Also, people lie. If you do all you can do to reduce risk, you can rest a lot easier.

Source: I work in healthcare. Now go get pounded

>>11372110
man reading that i don't think it's likely i'll ever have sex or anything else with a random man. only someone i can trust so probably never

>>11372099
Much thanks for taking the time to answer all that. Long term I've actually been considering laser hair removal since I just don't like pubic hair at all in the first place (or even body hair for that matter), but a large muscular dude with no body hair will turn some eyes, so I haven't committed to it. I'm in very good shape and quite muscular for now, which I think can look good with no body hair, but there is no guarantee I can maintain my body as I get older, and so I'm reluctant to commit. I've also heard that body hair helps reduce chafing, which I figure would be extra important between the glutes, but I don't know for sure. I'm rambling, but thanks for your perspective.

>>11372115
NTA, but I wouldn't have sex with a random person. I'm a very risk-averse person, though. You'll have to do the calculus yourself and come to terms with whatever your choice because FOMO isn't fun either. Personally, I don't think the potential for long-term damage outweighs the disease risk.
That's not to say you can't find a person who isn't similar to you in terms of STD concerns, though. If you really want to find someone, you'll have to accept some risk, put yourself out there, and develop mutual trust with the other person first. If you do that, it would probably be better sex than it would with a rando anyways.

>>11372103
>Imagine it like a super squishy version of an Njoy wand
I was looking at the Solina Maxima but if this is the pitch for the Spotta instead, i might change my mind. The njoy wand and the plug are the only toys that can make me cum every time, so having a dick-shaped version would be really nice.

>>11372077
1) I've tried shaving those spots before and it's always a huge hassle. A mirror will help, plus stretching your legs in various positions for better access to spots. I haven't tried it yet, but some hair removal cream (nair, veet, etc) seems like a better option

3) They're very meh, especially if you have experience with other drugs (for me, just weed and it's WAY better than the poppers were). I tried one for a couple sessions and got bored of it really fast. No serious side effects from it tho, just a short headache if I sniffed too much

>>11372110
hpv vaccine expensive though and i don't wanna get autism

Can't they just wear a rubber

>>11372110
>>11372120
There's pretty much no risk tho if they wear a condom, I don't see the issue with that.
Yeah, as a bottom you won't get the mental satisfaction of bareback but it will feel almost the same, it's mostly the top that gets the downgraded pleasure.

Any fiction or audio enjoyers?
Looking for recommendations,
especially so fiction that puts some effort into describing an anal orgasm doesn't have to be accurate or not, just that the effort was attempted.

best I can think of at the moment is the dp scene in ch9-10 of this: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/XxaxX360/12888/The-Right-Girl

>>11372268
You can't stop a top from stealthily sliding the condom off mid fuck though

I know this is an anal thread but I'll ask anyway, I found a cyberskin dildo with a diameter of 4.7 cm. Can I use it for deepthroat training or maybe buy something thinner? The working length is 20 cm.

>>11372298
Probably a tiny bit overkill if you just plan on deepthroating guys, but if you enjoy deepthroating toys then it shouldn't be too thick.

>>11372306
What diameter is ideal for blowjobs for guys? I need to be prepared.

>>11372294
Yeah it's not 100% without the risk the first time.
But depending on the country that's deemed as rape tho

>>11372309
4cm diameter is a bit above average, while 4.5cm should allow you to cover the vast majority of guys. 4.7cm diameter is supposedly about the top 5% of guys, so you probably won't run into one unless you happen to know the right guy. 4.7cm could be a fun challenge to get down, just know you probably won't need all that experience.

>>11372313
Nice. Looks like i have big one (15cm girth).

I made myself bleed during a session so I had to stop everything and schedule a doctors appointment. Ended up getting a sigmoidoscopy. Doc didn’t see anything awry up there, but dis notice a small hemorrhoid just past the rectum. He pretty much just wrote it off. Nothing serious.

Have any of yall dealt with this before? What’s the quickest way to heal up so I can enjoy myself again without worry?

>>11372346
simple diet with natural fiber (fruits, vegetables, oatmeal etc) and/or fasting, the only real way to deal with hemorrhoids is a good diet, also consider installing a bidet on your toilet seat, personally I've noticed an association between overwiping (due to an unhealthy diet) and hemorrhoid development

>>11372346
>Have any of yall dealt with this before?
Ironically most of the damage I've ever done to my ass has come from eating bad takeout and getting the runs. I've had a few times when I've tried to use the big bulb of an njoy wand without relaxing sufficiently, and that smarted.
The only thing to do is be gentle on your behind and be patient. I'll also second what the other anon said. Eat plenty of natural fibers, don't strain too much when going to the bathroom, and only wipe as much as you need.

>>11372077
>poppers
They're ok, very much a case of less is more, I only liked the amyl stuff and that's hard to find outside of europe. The rest gave me headaches.

>>11372311
Who cares you're still infected whether or not the county charges them with a crime

Fuckin retard logic

>>11372414
Poppers are probably the closest thing to us having a drug that turns people gay

You get assfucked on poppers and you'll crave it for days

>poppers
enjoy your brain damage and blindness you fucking retards

>>11372077
Shaving is mostly aesthetic, which helps with headspace for me personally.

Been messing with using my njoy in a prone bone type thing it's pretty intense.

For me I think poppers have a time and a place and it's very sparsley. Edibles are arguabley better and less bad for you. However that immediate, but unfortunately short rush is great when you are in the mood, but please do use in moderation only.

No alcohol boofing unfortunately

>>11372494
1. Infection rate isn't 100%
2. Do you think it's likely that they are going to stealth rape you? You know they could just murder you, right?

>>11372586
>infection rate isn't 100%
And the flu only kills 0.0001% of the population every year, I still don't want my grandma to get it.

Rules:
>dont bang anyone whos been in prison
>dont bang anyone sketch
>dont bang anyone who tries to forcefully insist no condom
>dont bang anyone who cant show you recent clean std papers

I'm not gay or into male on male but if these simple rules were followed by that excessively promiscuous community HIV/AIDS rates would be 1/100th of what they are.

>>11372077

I'm late to the party but here are my answers:

1. I crouch down in the shower so everything is spread. Use shaving cream and a new razor. GO SLOW.
2. Doggy. All my dildos are suction cup. I use them on doors or any flat surface. I highly recommend the "Tom V2 the other man" mount. Setup is super easy and is easy to clean.
3. Stay the fuck away from poppers. You can permanently fuck up your eyesight using them, in addition to a lot of other health issues. Not worth it. If you want something to help...I suggest Delta 9 edibles from a real marijuana dispensary, not a smoke shop or gas station. Indica is great for anal play and just chilling on the couch in general. If they are illegal in your state take a roadtrip to a state where they are legal.
4. Another thing you shouldn't do. When you drink alcohol it is filtered by your liver before it hits you. Injecting alcohol into your rectum/colon basically bypasses the liver. Remember that old show on cable called "1000 Ways to Die? There was episode on about a guy who did this same thing and fucking died. Look it up.

>>11372110

Might as well add the Monkey Pox vaccine to the PREP/HPV list.

I think hooking up with strangers for sex stuff is extremely dangerous. Personally I'm terrified of STI stuff. Sites like Grindr are breeding grounds for disease. Not interested in getting herpes sores on my lips and genitals. Same thing with genital warts.

Look up some of the pictures of these STI on google. Real nightmare fuel.

>>11372294

Or purposely tearing the tip off. You can't trust anyone.

>>11372508

This.

>>11363178
Same, first time I even ventured down there, just touching my prostate was enough to get me crazy in the head, couldn't think straight for a solid half hour

>>11364017
6 months of abstinence and you'll do a bit of a reset, good luck getting all that time without doing it tho

>>11365247
You're hotter and more feminine than the transgirls in my town, I would reconsider your position

>>11372586
Are you retarded, it doesn't have to be close to that high to be a bad risk

Even if it's just 50% that's a fuckin coin toss, fuck them odds

>>11372149
Yes, TRUST me on this. I haven't been able to cum from my ass using any of my toys but using the Spotta is the closest I have gotten to exploding multiple times. I do want to get a Maximus still so in my humble opinion, pick up both, well worth it.

If you do buy it, please let me know how your session goes. I had my best luck using it while sitting in my chair angled a bit sliding slowly and gently or putting it on my own hand created™ doggy style chair/table leg converter apparatus that I should patent and sell soon.

>>11372768
Also check your local sex offender registry

How do i not squeeze 80% the lube out my asshole before i can fully warm up

>>11371976
based

>>11372077
>getting into anal and curious about using drugs to enhance it
>start with weed because i know its safe
>it feels amazing
>lose interest in trying anything more exotic
your mileage may vary, but if you haven't done anal on thc I would definitely try that before anything else

>>11373007
Do you actually think it's 50/50 that they will stealth you??

>>11373054
As long as the toy is lubed, you don't need to apply more, no?

>>11373255
But if my ass squeezes it out, then there's less on it

>>11373054
butt plug

>>11373198
100 percent this

>>11370525
Link is up again for a while

>>11373054
Put more in when you're done warming up