Thread 11377849

/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation General
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A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question of the day
What your fav type of toy or stimulation? Dildo,massagers,wands,knots,machine,vibes?
Previous thread >>11362411

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>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
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>The Lighter Test & What It Does
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>>11377849 (OP)
>retarded blowjob link still included

>>11377866
Whine harder

>>11377849 (OP)
>QOTD
My favorite types of toys are girthy plugs. But as I continue to train for depth, dildos are quickly becoming some of my favorites too

>got blood when trying a new toy over a week and a half ago
>try gently using aneros yesterday
>blood again
No more anal for me I guess

Last week I got sick with a cold and started taking a cough medicine (syrup).
I had a really strange reaction to it, it seemed at first I had a light case of the runs. Buuut after some time in the bathroom emptying my bowels I came to the conclusion that the cough medicine was making me produce more mucus out of my ass.

This is a really interesting side effect, and I think it could change the game for anons at /analgen/. The active ingredient of the cough syrup is *ambroxol*.

If anyone could confirm this too it could be huge finding

anyone have any good dildos for P spot stimulation recommendations?

>>11377870
Okay

Yall faggots need to stop shittin up the anal thread with oral retardation, take it to your own thread

I just wanna pound my ass in peace

>>11377948
The thickest longest dildo you can take a good pounding from

oops, I accidentally

>>11378082
Well done

>>11377894
Likely hemorrhoids. Start monitoring you bathroom time (no more than 10 minutes on the toilet), walk purposefully for 20+ minutes a day. Maybe go to doctor for banding.

Also more warm up might help a little.

Something this thread does not talk about enough or have advice on for something so common.

>>11377864
I just have some ancient one called some nonsense like Willie Wanker MK2, don’t recommend it desu.

>>11378126
Never heard of it, hismith enjoyer here

>>11377948

I keep going back to my Blush Temptasia Elvira for pounding my prostate. It's firm so it's capable of displacing some organs. It's got some girth to do some stretch (depending on your experience) and it's not very long so it's easy to hilt.

>>11377948
Hilt75

>>11378152
It’s from before hismith… the dark ages

>>11377849 (OP)
>qotd
The absolute best times that I've ever had are all getting hammered with a moderately sized firm dildo with a big head by my fuck machine, I just keep coming back to it.

I'm glad that I bought a machine, although it was quite an expensive purchase, part of me wishes I'd bought one when I was getting started, but I don't know if I would have been able to appreciate it back then, certainly it took me a while to work out what makes my body respond, I'm just glad it turned out to be as simple as rough prolonged pounding

>>11378057
Whine harder

>>11378401
You keep begging him to go harder... get a room

>>11362771
>>11362771
>>11363351
>>11363351
https://youtu.be/PTdxPliBdZs?t=230

>>11378435
Wat

>>11363227
Despite being pretty thin, the Tantus Paisley is one of the best I own. It has the most unique and pronounced pattern out of any of the toys I own, despite being pretty straight, so it's crazy on a fucking machine. I own 30+ dildos and I'm still searching for something that feels as good as it but is just a bit thicker.

>>11377948
Nexus revo extreme is actually as extreme as the name suggests. It feels like it's strangling your prostate every time it rotates past. It's actually too intense at times.

>>11377849 (OP)
>>Question of the day
>What your fav type of toy or stimulation? Dildo,massagers,wands,knots,machine,vibes?

I've spent thousands of dollars on toys over the years and nothing has ever done jack or shit for me until I got a curved wand and found an angle that worked. Threw out everything else I own and now I just spend countless hours in bed with it

>>11378587
what position do you do? I've got an njoy wand but haven't had much luck with it

>>11377948
BD's Seraphina is what works for me, but their Sleipnir gets a lot of mentions as a prostate demolishing toy.

>>11378600

I lie in picrel, head flat on a pillow. I think the laying down comfy works because I'm relaxed, the nerves on the anterior wall are pulled down by gravity. It aligns everything nicely. Straight toys like dildos can work but usually require you to stretch or bend to move them, so less favourable positions that involve using more of your core, or lessen the correct alignment, or just move the nerves outside of where you can reliably get to them.

The curve of the wand has the right ergonomic structure to allow you to move and control it ergonomically without contorting yourself, and I suspect any engaging of your body or muscles causes your other nerves to be less sensitive as engaging muscles to hold a pose firms your pelvic muscles, which makes the nerves less sensitive, and causes your brain to focus on the most demanding proprioceptive needs at the moment.

The second thing I had to work out was that anal masturbation isn't about getting yourself off to a conclusion, it's about getting yourself to enjoy pleasure during the act. I was too focussed on mashing my prostate to get an orgasm or cumshot. Once I redirected to just enjoying the sensations I was opened up to not getting a goal, but enjoying the time I was doing it. Slow, gentle, soft movements are all it needs, along with the patience to just lie there and keep going. I found once I found the 3 nerve ending clusters I have and recall the exact movements that work for me, I can get them every time inside about 5 minutes.

>>11378632
That position is how I am when I use my fuck machine

>>11378651
How well does it work for you? I imagine that being relaxed and not having to hold yourself up as well as spend energy on self fucking should make it a little easier to get into it

my partner (troon) can't bottom and I'm a top what should I try. Everytime I seem to cause bleeding and pain on her end. Any things I should try before we save up for some sort of surgery or give up and stick with other things?

>inb4 some faggot says let her top you
no

>>11378661
Assuming you're talking anal, are you using lots of lube? It really shouldn't cause pain and bleeding. Maybe start with a cheap graduate butt plug set to get used to penetration.

anyone willing to share their journey of healing from bleeding hemorroids to having no issues riding thick dildos?

>>11378631
When I look at the Seraphina the texture looks like it would be really uncomfortable, am I just silly for thinking that?

>>11378654
Not him but when I'm on my back I find it's better to assume the frog position, although I can end up getting a bit tired holding my legs up if I'm at it for long enough (and I always am)
Prone bone is where it's at

>>11378736
I think it's a personal thing, most people don't seem too keen on Seraphina's high texture for a prostate toy. I think high pressure toys work better for most people, things like Crackers, Habu and Blaze.

>>11378741
At some point I'll get a big thick super squishy toy like one of these, I kinda like the look of bishop too, I'm guessing that with a really soft silicone the texture isn't so anus rippey and is more feel good rippley

>>11378694
yeah we use lots of lube (normal stuff you'd by at a store) and prepping but there's always bleeding and pain. And I don't wanna fuck if I'm hurting her that much.

*buy

>>11378733
Seconded. I'm trying to do all the things to help, but it's real tough when all I want to do is shove things in my ass!

Hismith 3 Vs 4 should I pay the extra money for the 4? Is there any real difference?

>>11378661
There shouldnt be any bleeding at all. If thats happening she's either got hemorrhoids (swolen blood vessels) or anal fissures (cuts).

It probably hurts when they shit in general and if you check the toilet paper there's probably blood after wiping too. They need to never strain on the toilet, take a fiber suppliment, avoid foods that dont digest and come out sharp (so no nuts), and you can kind of use your fingers to push on the outside of the ass so shit comes out without scraping against the injured part.

It took me months to fix the first time but now i can stop bleeding in a week or two and be cured in three to four. Ive never hurt my ass from anal, its been diet every time

ive been thinking about buying an electric massager, how do i figure out which? ive turned into a quickshot after being anal only for over a year, i dry orgasm in minutes from fingering so i think it would suit me

>>11378744
>>11378661
Have you done any foreplay at all?

>>11378580
Is that the biggest one? How big is it compared to plugs and dildos etc? I mainly play with plugs and dildos instead of vibrators or massagers but it looks like the right size for me (being extra large for a massager) but what are the patterns like?

>>11378395
>The absolute best times that I've ever had are all getting hammered with a moderately sized firm dildo with a big head by my fuck machine
Any reommendations? I've been looking at pic related but I've heard mixxed reports about the materials Hismith uses and I wonder if it's really as stimulating as it looks

>>11378101
>Maybe go to a doctor for banding.

Why would the doctor band his dick to cause 5-10 days of numbness for hemerroids

>>11378654
It's been great, couple hours a session since I'm so relaxed

>>11378661
Her anus is too powerful, you must submit if you truly care for them

Or you'll have to

>>11378966
Hismith uses silicone its fine

But personally that shape does nothing for meand is oftentimes even discomfortable

>>11378828
You don't need it, stay on the enlightened path of anal orgasms

How many minutes of continuous analgasm can you do without stopping

>>11379007
Uh, joking right? Cause this is kind of a stupid thing to say otherwise.

Google is... Right there my man.

>>11378733
Get the hemorrhoid removed, take diosmin, and have a bit of a break from anal for a while.
Yes, you do actually have to go see a doctor. Sorry.

>>11379013
>You don't need it, stay on the enlightened path of anal orgasms
i meant a prostate toy anon
>How many minutes of continuous analgasm can you do without stopping
until im bored or sore, so like 30 mins? its kind of like eating candy, you cant just spam it

>>11378949
>Is that the biggest one
yes
>How big is it compared to plugs and dildos
It's pretty large imo, it's probably my hardest toy to insert as it's pretty stiff and a little over 2 inches in diameter. Depending on your experience level you'll probably have to work up to it, but the pressure it puts on your prostate has to be felt to be believed. I'm not joking when I say it's borderline too intense. Definitely give it a try if you've got the money to burn.
>what are the patterns like
It just has a head that rotates around, the "patterns" just increase the speed. It also has vibration (separate from the rotation), so any mention of patterns on their store is referring to that. I don't use it for the vibration though, the rotation is way more than enough.

>>11378661
How careful are you with warmup? You need to give it time (especially if they're not experienced with anal) to loosen up. If you're just jamming things in there, you're going to cause a lot of problems. Consider buying a dilation kit, like a set of butt plugs that go up in size so she can get used to that.

If it's not tightness that's the issue, could just be that she's not used to having stuff in her butt. Getting her to wear a plug occasionally will help her butt get used to that and will help it to stay relaxed like you need it to during sex.

Other possibility is you're using bad lube. Store-bought lube isn't the greatest, even for vaginal sex which it's made for. Try x-lube, k-lube, or bad dragon's cum lube. They use a completely different method for lubrication and it's a world of difference from stuff like KY jelly. I doubt the lube is the reason she's bleeding though.

>>11378966
>recommendations
i prefer dildos with a big bulging head and shaft, and i like flared heads too, the shape of the dildo that you posted is pretty boring imo, anon earlier in the thread said that higher pressure toys tend to work better for many people, and that has been my experience in general
as far as specific recommendations go, honestly just anything from a good manufacturer that you think looks fun is the way to go, experimentation is the name of the game, and learning to enjoy the journey more than the destination is what anal is all about anyway

Bought some new toys to spice up my anal escapades. Excited to embrace further dimensions of butt slutdom

I wish stds weren't a thing so I could get fucked nonstop

>>11379069
same, just got a notification that they shipped yesterday
i have a weekend with the house to myself coming up too and i think they are going to get here in time :3

>>11379071
same

>>11379072
Exciting news!

>Golden Girl Anal Jelly Lubricant
Anyone ever tried jelly or vaseline-style lube?

>>11379076
if its a desensitizing jelly lube like some of them are i'd probably stay away from it personally

What position is best for getting past the bend in the sigmoid colon?

Gf doesn't want to do anal because she's afraid of hemmorhoids. She had them in the past, they disappeared on their own, but she fears anal would make them appear again. Any good talking points to convince her to do anal?

>>11379287
you can avoid them pretty much entirely by tightening up instead of trying to push out or by just avoiding pushing out entirely

odds use the njoy for a bit
evens just go to bed

>>11379297
well hell

>>11379297
enjoy

>jerk off while fucking ass with a dildo
>cum
>ass is now sensitive from cumming
>cum again
This work for anyone else?
Feels like I uncovered a cheat code for skipping the refractory period.

>>11379287
you could tell her that anal dilation is actually a viable treatment for hemorrhoids

>>11379069
Any stories/green text you wanna share on what you're going to do? I'm all in for butt slut stories.

>>11379039
No it's a normal thing

After five hours in my cocoon, toying my ass relentlessly, I emerge with exhausted limbs and a sensitive prostate; I have transformed into a true cockturnal butt erfly.

Any recommendations for a somewhat realistic firm dildo?

I have a dual density silicone one currently but would prefer something just a little stiffer.

>>11379287
>do anal for 10 years, no hemorrhoids
>stop anal for 2 years, get multiple hemorrhoids
>start doing anal again, hemorrhoids go away after a few weeks
they don't think it be like it is but it do

>>11379485
Anal improves prostate health AND prevents hemmroids

At this point it should be mandatory

I'm using my fuck machine right now

Someone give me a suggestion on what to watch

Any good plug with a big voluminous tail attached? The current one I have is just sad to look at.

>want to get more into anal stimulation to expand my options on how to pleasure myself and/or a partner
>"scene" (for lack of better term) is basically populated exclusively by gay men and sissies
Kinda sucks for me since I'm not attracted to men and find sissification to be off-putting on several levels. (Not knocking the people who are into it, it just ain't for me.)
I wish futa were real ngl.

>>11379545
RawSource HMV's

Hey can anyone tell me the exact dimensions of the Hismith Premium 3.0 when it's inside it's storage bag? I'm trying to figure out if it will fit inside my gun safe on one of the shelves. Product pages seem to only list the size of the box that it comes in.

>>11379545
The entirety of Funhaus's Demo Disk series.

>>11379093
I think it's just a normal anal lube in jelly form, no extra properties, just interested in trying out a different texture

>>11379625
This actually is good training material. You have to see Adam's face so you're never going to cum.

Well, until the cut to Lawrence, then you won't be able to stop.

>>11379621
Those were intense thanks

>>11379309
ive almost done that a few times, still leveling up my game i guess

>>11379456
One of my main toys is the NS Novelties Colors 8 inch dildo. Reasonably priced, good size, veins add extra friction and texture, and it's body-safe. Mine is medium firmness but I think they come in soft and harder variants too. I also have a dual density one and I like it, but I think I also prefer something with a bit more firmness. Dual density is more fun to deepthroat imo.

>>11379659
Thanks for making me giggle.

>>11379369
I didn't buy anything too fancy, just anal-adjacent tools and toys: lube, a leashed collar with a 3 foot long chain (always wanted one that I can attach to my ankle cuffs) and a new mouth gag. My ball gag was cheap and broke after 2 years, went for a dog bone gag that everyone says is more durable, more comfortable and longer lasting. Also looks better for biting down on, which really turns me on for some reason. Pillow biting is hot but then I just get drool all over my sheets.

Here's a greentext of what I expect my anal session will be after my package arrives next week:

>do edibles (sometimes a little wine too) and wait for them to kick in, usually 30 mins
>put on either sissyhypno vids or slutty hyperpop music as a sort of mental foreplay
>put on sissy clothes (depends on my mood, sometimes a maid outfit, sometimes pink jammies)
>also put on bra and fake silicone boobs, maybe leg stockings
>load up some good old fashioned rough anal fucking porn, usually shemale on male or just full-blown gay sex
>prone bone is go to position
>DIY bed set up allows me to cuff my ankles, cuff my right hand to the bed and use left hand to shove my 10 incher right up there
>been doing anal for 10 years, but past year get really into rape fantasies, dirty degrading talk, etc
>cum like a geyser after anywhere from 20-60 mins

I do something like this multiple times a month or week and just don't ever get tired of it

Who else is getting ready for Locktober?

>>11379688
hell yeah brother

>>11379550
>not attracted to men
>wish futa were real
>love being anal'd
same, i dont know what variety of fucked up sexuality i have but i just don't quite fit anywhere
im glad that i experimented with men a little bit, and while i enjoyed the act of submission, the men attached to the dicks were such a fucking turn off, and the anal itself was only good once

>>11379671
>I do something like this multiple times a month or week and just don't ever get tired of it
same, i've been at this for years now, pretty much every time i have enough privacy to get down i dick myself down with a dildo, and every time i have a particularly good session i always think that's the peak, that's as good as it can ever be, and i'll never have another session like it, and then a week or so later i'm moaning like a whore and cumming so hard that my brain is leaking out
rinse and repeat, how the fuck is it STILL so good?

>>11379720
About a couple months ago there was a week where every night at the end of a session, I'd think to myself "Wow that's one of the strongest ones yet, not gonna top that", only to top it again and again night after night. Shit was unreal

>make a slutty pop playlist for anal
>just end up putting kim petras butt slutt on repeat
welp

Feelin' bored, might just browse Hypnotube again for an hour an a half

>>11379724
Based. May your anus and prostate continue to provide you with literally unending pleasure

>>11379731
>browsing hypnotube
>look for an old favourite
>find it's been deleted
sissy hypnos for this feel?

>>11379664
Thanks, will check it out. I like my dual density but I need something just a little firmer to press my prostate

>>11379737
this is why i download my favorites

I'm normally a cerebral gooner, heavy on the porn and fantasies, but any time I've got something in my ass it wipes my brain, unfortunately. not that I don't still enjoy it, but it loses that aspect.
can't really use porn or fantasies or anything, can't figure out how to fix this.
I'd like to get in that same wound-up state I do with nipple or normal masturbation. any tips? just accept it? its the main thing keeping me from doing it all the time desu.
might just be the physical exertion of bouncing on that thang idk

>>11379813
it's expensive, but a fuck machine made anal a LOT better for me
to be fair my body and brain completely melt into just a puddle of orgasms with hard fucking tho, im literally incapable of resisting when im getting plapped, ymmmv

>>11379817
I was actually looking at some right now, are you a US anon? Any recommendations? Trying to find something around $100, preferably quiet enough that is isn't heard throughout the house.

>>11379823
sadly not in the US, i dont really like shilling brands anyway, but i really dont think the brand matters that much, i think the most important thing is to get the right configuration of fuck machine
i tried one of those one piece machines that's like a little reciprocating saw on a stand but it was a bit feeble and anemic, so i bought one of those ones that has two big solid steel T shaped stands, and a big a motor driving a crankshaft for proper pistoning action, imo it was worth saving up for it
you might be interested in an ossm fuck machine, they are a bit more work to set up but my understanding is that they can be had for significantly cheaper if you're willing to diy a little bit

>>11377866
removing it won't make you less gay

>>11379950
NO
i am NOT GAY
i am STRAIGHTER THAN AN ARROW
i just LOVE BEING FUCKED IN MY ASS
which is NOT GAY
it's STRAIGHT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU

>>11379671
Sounds like a hot plan. Any more stories?

I really enjoy playing with my asshole using my fingers, but I got some serious mental blocks about using any kind of toys bigger than that.
Can any anons recommend some good toys that massage the prostate which are on the slimmer/smaller side? I would like to try to work towards prostate orgasms eventually, but since I'm not a flexible person and my endurance has suffered in recent years, I don't think I'll be able to do it with my fingers alone.

>>11379994
My toys arrived today despite being scheduled for Monday, so I should have some more after the weekend.

I have a 1.25in wide dildo, how do I work up to 2in wide? Do I just sock method up to 2 inches? Should I use a bigger buttplug? How do you even stretch? Shove it in there it and let stretch, activatley fuck the shaft or keep pentrating my hole so it's use to opening up wider

>>11380072
a generous application of K or X lube will do more for you than getting a slightly smaller toy

this shit is dangerous
i learned how to cum handsfree recently and anal went from something i did as a treat once or twice a month to cumming with just my butt the past 4 days in a row.
im so addicted its all i can think about now. today is my first day at a new job and all i can think about is putting things up my ass and slamming my prostate over and over again.
gdueirixhdjwinsbfjririehdbeje I NEED TO GET FUCKED SO BAAAADD
hornyhornyhornyhornyhorny i need it so bad

>>11380168
It's cute hearing how desperate you are to get dicked down anon~

>>11380168
yeah that's pretty much been me for the past year since i started using weed along with anal. several times this year alone i've had 3-5 day combo sessions cumming handsfree like a slutty addict whore. it's the best thing ever, nothing comes close

>I am a submissive breedable fucktoy
>I am a worthless whore who's only purpose is getting bent over and fucked
>I love having my faggot sissy pussy stretched and gaped
>I crave for my hole to be ravised and pounded
>I long to be filled deeply and pounded brutally
>My only desires and goals are to be pinned down, bounded, gagged and taken
>My only purpose is to serve and worship cock
>I am at peace wearing cute, pretty dresses
>I am in my proper place with my useless dick locked up forever
>I am in my natural role submitting my ass and body to master
>I am in my happy place being pounded and filled and pounded and filled and pounded and filled

Months of sissyhypno + weed + fat veiny dildos really does a number on my daily thoughts......

>>11380183
>>11380187
It's Friday, you can get your assholes filled up after a long hard week

how do you manage your pubic hair and how often?

best cannibinoid for anal?
ive been trying to experiment with thx+cbd(and +cdc/cdg sometimes) but havent found a conclusive one or another is better and id like to at least fake believe someone is making me hornier
like whatever that fucking effect is called with a p

>>11380187
hypno recs? there hasnt been gif thread in a bit

>>11380192
Trust me, I will

>>11380197
I would like to know too

>>11380197
>random penjamin I got off telegram
>insane anal orgasms
>no fucking clue what's in it
>telegram shop vanished
desu I've found that you need some thc if you really want it to affect anal, that will make your butt feel amazing

I had a hemorrhoid banding done yesterday. Yes, it hurts. No, I haven't shit yet. Let that be a warning to the size queens taking 2.5 inch diameter horse cocks.

>>11380260
Doesn't this support the Marijuana estrogen theory?

>>11380271
I wouldn't consider myself an estrogenated male? If that's what you're suggesting, I only smoke weed when I do anal anyway

DIY bondage to the bed is a game-changer. Costs less than a new toy too despite doubling or tripling the sensation of submission and anal cravings

>>11380321
Please explain.

>>11380072
What you want is ergonomics and comfort. The more comfy you are, the less you're struggling and straining for positions and the less your neural paths are concentrating on muscle tension instead of sexual play. Ergonomics is your pathway to comfort, because if you don't need to contort, you don't need to engage your core or other muscles. Have a read of my earlier comment at >>11378632 and consider a curved metal wand.

The Njoy Wand is the best, premium version of the metal wand, but by no means the only option - there's cheaper, but be wary of Chinesium sellers as they can be very low quality with pitting to trap bacteria, or even coated alloys that chip off. Spend the most you can for quality. The heads are small enough to get in, the ergonomics make it easy to enjoy without strain, and they're compatible with any lube you like.

>>11380359
Anklecuffs and handcuffs strapped down to my bed's boards. I leave one arm free for holding the dildo. Works great with BDSM-themed sissy hypno. I just like the feeling of struggling to no avail, makes everything hotter instantly.

My hole is so hungry. No matter what goes in there it always wants more. The hunger never stops.

>>11380270
I have been pacing all day from the pain. It seems the pain finally settled down to a manageable level. I must have walked 50k steps.

>>11380410
Approx 2 weeks after recovery I might celebrate with some njoy mashing. Maybe.

>>11378733
>>11379485
>>11379488
It was a small, sometimes bleedy 'roid, but it went away with light play. Trying to get my girl to play with her ass more often to get it back into lickable shape.

>>11380410
Good job actually getting it taken care of.
Did you take an ibuprofen or something?

>>11380472
I have taken close to the daily max of both acetaminophen and ibuprofen. This has been my most painful, and hopefully final, session.

Topped released a smaller size for the zeffir. I got one, it arrived today, and it's already in the running for my favorite out of a fairly large collection. This thing is evidently exactly what my ass wanted. Perfect length (for me), girthy enough to be satisfying without going overboard, just enough texture to be noticeable on the prostate without wearing out the rest of me. 10/10.
Also fedex was on a fucking mission to get this thing to me apparently. I didn't pay for overnight, but it went from Canada to my driveway in Texas in almost exactly 18 hours.

>>11380168
>>11380183
How did you train yourselves?

>>11379076
xlube is best lube

>>11379625
>>11379659
Mid

>>11379823
You're wasting your money if you think anything at just $100 is gonna be even remotely decent

>>11379950
I just hope it makes you less retarded

>>11380142
Well, you get a 1.5 then a 1.75 then a 2

Idiot

>>11380168
Gotta wear a plug at work slut

>>11380187
Which hypnos do you recommend

>>11380197
Cbn with thc

>>11380385
Stfu shill

Njoy wand is overpriced over hyped trash

>>11380565
Dearheart, that is why I said that there are alternatives, and that the Njoy is not the only option, and that there are cheaper options - only simply to be wary of the potential hazards in cheaper ones.

Do try and think before you type, yes? It's free, legal, and the cops can't even stop you from trying.

>>11379671
>>also put on bra and fake silicone boobs, maybe leg stockings

What's the point of silicone breasts? I want to buy one, but I was only planning on using them for cosplay photos.

>>11380582
Retard stfu

>>11380601
Dearheart, it costs nothing to not be a retarded fuckwit on the internet.

>>11379664
this reminds me of my buttslut days, I don't want to relapse again :(

>>11380486
The 68? How do you use it? I see it can do Vac-U-Lok, but so far I've only used suction cup ones and had the most success with doggy and backing into them.

>>11380564
i thought cbn was one that helps you sleep

>>11380553
i know of no lifehack, it was just years of buttfucking that slowly rewired my brain. i knew i was making progress when i would feel cravings in my ass seconds or even minutes before my dick got slightly hard

>>11380583
I like them because I fuck myself prone bone which is my favorite position these days. Feeling the softness of the boobs touch my skin as well as feeling them get smooshed into the bed is a turn on for me.

>>11380731
The 68 does not have a vac-u-lok hole, only the larger sizes do. I just stuck it on my double sided suction cup and and went at it doggy.

>>11380817
Thanks! Does it work better balls-up or balls down? I think I'll actually buy it. And I need to find where to get a double sided suction cup...

>>11378733
Got the surgery. Best decision I ever made.
Yeah recovery sucked but it wasn't as bad as the Internet was saying and life has been much much more enjoyable since.

Anyone able to recommend a Nexus Revo toy? They all seem to have identical sizes and feature sets:
- Nexus Revo Black
- Nexus Revo Stealth
- Nexus Revo Intense

I really just want to get an actual rotating prostate massager that DOESN'T just rotate the base while the "massage head" is squeezed by the butt and kept from moving.