Thread 11399813

/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation General


A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question of the day
How did you become interested in anal?

Previous thread >>11392314


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>clean out and hop on hismith
>feel weird pleasurable head tingles for four (4) minutes
>get slight itching/burning feeling in ass
>reapply lube, no change
>swap toys, no change
>clean out again, relube, hop back on, no change
>give up and jerk off
why is anal so frustrating bros

>>11399839
the toughest part is the expectations that everyone mentions. They say not to think about the end result because that makes it become further away, so you turn your mind off and just enjoy the pleasure in the moment but once it builds you start thinking about it again and it goes away. It's tough, but every time I think I'm getting a bit closer, so the key is to just enjoy every session for what it is and not worry about whether you orgasm or not.

Bought this toy for 40aud and it smells like silly putty and doesn't look like the picture at all fuck its so over. What do you guys think? It had good reviews and peoples pictures looked different. I'll do the lighter test soon but I don't have one lying around since I quit smoking years ago. I'm the sort of person that randomly buys toys on impulse every couple months but trashes them out of shame (I'm not a faggot I have a girlfriend who I rail hard in the ass) but like yknow I don't wanna do this stuff with her and I still get cravings

>>11399887
..is that one of the fake baddragons from amazon? kek. just get a toy from a reputable business x.x

>>11399892
I'm a poorfag and I have more important expenses. I just wanted something colourful and fantasy-ish because "realistic" dildos are kind of more gay

>>11399887
You get what you pay for anon

99% sure I won't use it but it won't be harmful right? I know ass cancer from cheap toys is a meme here

>>11399899
if youre scared just wrap it in a candom

>>11399897
Fair point but it looked a bit different on the page and it said it was silicone.. they would never lie to me right? Kek Probably botted reviews so don't be like me and be careful anons.

>>11399899
I've used hair conditioner and chinesium PVC dildos for 7 years and nothing happened, anal is not dangerous, just be careful and use lube instead of toxic chemicals

>>11399894
If you want cheap safe and decent toys, go for YOCY, I buy them on aliexpress and they are silicone
There's another 4 letter brand that's also decent but I don't remember the brand now, later tonight I can get my toys and tell you the name of the other brand
It totally sucks living in the third world paying a ton in import fees

>>11399900
I never use them during sez with my gf I don't wanna fuck the bag

>>11399839
If your ass burns too soon after starting a session then it might be one of the following
>the acid/abrasive substances in your rectum caused microtears your asshole and it hurts now (either you didn't start out properly clean or more substances came down from your sigmoid due to the stimulation)
Clean out better and make sure there's really nothing left. You might even need to fast for like 12 hours or more (depends on your body) so you won't be surprised midway through the session
>your body doesn't like your brand of lube
Try a different brand, check out brands with more appropiate pH and osmolality levels. Everyone here seems to recommend XLube?
>your body is too sensitive to the type of lube you're using
Happened to me, got tired of water lubes irritating my asshole so I switched to (non-mineral) oil lube.
>toy is too large for what your asshole is capable of and it's irritating or causing microtears
Either start slowly or with smaller toys, give your butt time to adjust and relax

>>11399906
Thanks for the wisdom anon I'll take a look at that brand. Fortunately I'm not third world and just live in the outback but similarly far

>>11399887
Could be factory or packaging smell. If it doesn't go away in a couple of months there's something wrong with it.

>>11399813 (OP)
>QOTD
Just wanted to try it, but people tell me I'm very submissive and a people pleaser, maybe that's part of it.
A gf asked my fantasy, told her I wanted a guy to pound me, she didn't like that, but she sure did like my oral. Now I can't even stay hard when topping, now only sleep with guys, and climax (prostate, FBO) always by myself, and often with partners with skill or a good cock.

>>11399901
>fantasy colorful dildo
>unknown brand
>generic white-background image
>no mention of sillicone on the product summary
That's a guaranteed chinese-white-brand toy, my condolences. Happens to everyone on a limited budget, until they discover the online buying guides made by other anal fans. Happened to me twice in fact. First time I wasn't aware of the guides yet, and the foul pvc-laced chinesium smell made me throw it away the same day without using it. I think it burned my hand when I attempted to wash it too.
The second time I was about to buy a legit-looking Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Horn, until I found reviews that pointed out that the store was possibly selling white-brand lookalikes of dubious silicone quality while using images of the real toy.

It's basically 99% impossible to find non-toxic or trusty-quality-silicone toys in Argentina, especially fantasy ones, and either international stores won't ship to here or their shipping fees are unreal. I want a sillicone horsecock so bad bros.

>>11399926
>I want a sillicone horsecock so bad bros.
We all do.
They're incredible, especially the ones that taper near the head, can go deep

>>11399926
fake fake cocks are a profitable business model

>>11399926
>check from my generic american location to buenos aires
>$300 fedex
>wouldn't trust another carrier to even get it there
my condolences, but the mileage from the states or europe even to brazil is kind of insane, and you're further

>>11399941
i think they really are, you've got minimal overheads in an online store, materials, and a small site, i can picture a garden business where all the manufacturing and r&d is just done by one (or two) /d/egenerate coomer analsluts, i have enjoyed seeing anon post his 3d printed dildo molds in these threads, there's clearly a bit that goes into it, but i think that solving each technical challenge is a process that would additively improve the overall manufacturing process
i once thought about starting a small business, in fact i had two ideas that i think would have worked, and i sometimes wonder what my life would look like had i actually tried giving it a go instead of just attempting to wageslave for the man
a few years ago i was shocked to learn that literally every concrete basement vent that the entire nationwide chain of massively profitable multi million dollar hardware stores that i work at were all made by one boomer in his shed
said boomer and i had a big yarn one day while he was waiting for someone to get some plywood down with a forklift, he said it took a while for him to get his mix down, and that he had to periodically run a batch of concrete through a testing process to make sure he was staying within the tolerances that he set, but he was living a pretty comfy life, he had a couple of silicon molds sitting in his van that he showed off, but he'd been doing it for about twenty years, iirc he did the occasional concrete benchtop, but 95% of his cashflow was just one model of concrete basement vent
i also dropped off a bunch of hardwood another time to this little shed in the middle of nowhere which had a little cnc machine and two dudes hammering spiral springs out into grooves cut into it, i asked the guys who helped me unload what was going on there and they said they mostly just make artisanal springs, but that they could do lots of other shit if they needed to

>>11399926
>>11399948
the exchange rate is brutal, but im sure there are dildo manufacturers who would ship for free if you hit an order value threshold

Anyone have reccs for a dildo with a nice/interesting texture on the shaft that ISN'T designed for size queens? I prefer toys with a diameter of 1.5 inches or less and an insertable length below 7".

>>11399971
Most size queen stores have a "small" option within your tolerances, give them a look.

>>11399901
Ah yes the ol' asscancer 5000

>>11399813 (OP)
>How did you become interested in anal?

>be horny lonely teen with unrestricted internet access a decade ago
>discover porn
>only consume straight stuff
>I start wondering if I could feel the same pleasure of being penetrated like girls do
>alas, it would be impossible without a vagina
>discover hentai and furry porn
>come across pictures and videos of femboys and futas getting fucked in the ass and cumming
>I didn't like guys so the thought of anal masturbation hadn't crossed my mind yet
>start consuming more femboy and futa content
>"maybe I could try anal, but is it really that good?"
>months later I somehow come across forums discussing anal masturbation
>delve deeper into the topic
>learn that guys get better anal orgasms than girls thanks to the prostate
>also apparently some anal orgasms are described as being very similar to female vaginal orgasms
>"wait, I can cum like a girl from being penetrated after all?"
>something clicks
>"oh fuck"
and then >>11399886 happened about a week later while I was home alone. The TL;DR is I tried inserting a thick as fuck deodorant can using vaseline and I immediately came the hardest I ever had. That was the turning point that made me into the massive buttslut I am today.

>>11399999
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>The TL;DR is I tried inserting a thick as fuck deodorant can using vaseline and I immediately came the hardest I ever had. That was the turning point that made me into the massive buttslut I am today.
Many such cases

Currently 8 hours on my Gapekeeper 85, next up will the l be the GK93.
Who else has toys that smell like cum when in ass for a long time?

I just want to say, that it's funny how much hetero women are shamed about being sluts, yet this sub exists (all obviously male)

>peak pottery

amidoingitright?

>>11399813 (OP)
>last night
>normally just jerk off, don't put anything in my ass, not even a finger
>for some reason I can't explain, the spot in-between my balls and my butthole felt really weird, like I needed to press something against it
>started pressing on it with my fingers, but my hand was getting cramped
>grabbed a tennis ball in place of my hand and started rocking my hips
>feels extremely good, can't think straight
>end up cumming without even touching my dick, in greater amount and for far longer than I normally do
>sleep for 14 hours straight, miss every alarm
And now I find myself here, much to my dismay I might add because I'm worried a handsfree orgasm is an unnatural pathway to pleasure. What are my next steps?

>>11400151
>just one night I put that ball on the spot feeling weird
Doubt it all happened on night, but I believe this story.

>what do
Same as many anal/ons/
>it's just anal stimulation
>it's just a phallic object
>it's just a human shaped dildo
>it's just a human dick

>bd archer exists in beige, but not black
>bd morals are what they are

>>11400159
They have multiple black ones in inventory right now you cringelord, and if you're building a custom you can just ask for Noxeema, (their black/brown color) in the special request section.

I swear, retards will find anything to whine about.

>>11400153
What if I've purposefully avoided anal play because I feel like it's bad enough that I jerk it to gay porn?

>>11400184
Accidentally posted my question in the previous thread.
TL;DR for the people that do pot before they fill their feel good holes, is it harder for you to have either kind of orgasm while high?

>>11399813 (OP)
>TQ

>be me
>be 12 or 13 back in the 90s
>glory day before internet when fap material was the underwear section of the Target catalogue and, if you were lucky, a spicy sealed section of your sister's girly mags
>parents owned a corner store that sold magazines
>used to wait until they'd marked down the unsold ones and steal one of the 3 girly mags we sold
>one was for tweens, one more for older teens, and one clearly for 18+
>all the tween mags have Q&A sections where girls ask if it's normal to diddle the bean
>the older ones have sections that go into more detail without being explicit
>the adult ones (I mean they're for adult women, not that they're porn mags) have more explicit details and these quarterly 'sealed sections' that go into detail on topics like rubbing one out, blowjobs, toys, bondage, and anal
>at the same time my dad's a hairy biker dude and has subs to all sorts of biker mags which are definitely porn
>about this time also getting sex ed classes
>we have a class about jorkin it and learn that boys and girls have orgasms differently and girls are better
>one of the sealed section mags is on anal and talks about how good it feels
>the one on pleasuring your man has a bit that talks about fingering his asshole during blowjobs
>put two and two together
>if girls can have girl orgasms, and have butts
>and boys also have butts
>therefore boys can have boy orgasms
>simple science

>>11400147
it might surprise you to hear this, but there are people of every gender who are sexually liberal, and that people of every gender are shamed by others for their proclivities

>>11399966
he said fake fake, which would imply fake versions of existing fake cocks, aka chinesium

>>11400190
eww gross stop being so old

>>11400188
yes

>>11400190
Based scientist/anon/.
>>11400199
Cringe, be a young/shit/ elsewhere.

Can I get away with just douching the rectum if I want to try depth play, assuming enough fiber etc? I don't like the idea of full enemas.

Cont'd from the old thread.

I've been on a journey of trying to feel good using only fingers.

It makes a but hornier to be able to feel what im doing, helps me concentrate more.

The issue is that i was cursed with short fingers and a thicc ass, its a bit hard to confortably finger myself.

I tried an anons suggestion of using the thumb, and i can see it has potential.

Any other finger connoisseur has some tips on positions/techniques for fingering?

>>11400276
If you can get your ankles by your ears like a good whore, going in from the front with however many fingers you want is no problem at all

>>11399813 (OP)
>QOTD
I discovered sissy shit around the same time I was starting to get tired of being a chronic masturbator. Hearing about how prostate orgasms were better than dick orgasms seemed enticing; I needed an alternative way to get off without abusing my dick.

Can some of y'all buttsluts give recommendations for a knotted toy? Don't really care about fantasy aspects, so it doesn't have to be canid specifically, and I'm in the US. I have a hilt 75 already and love the knot, but the hooked tip just hits the bend in the wrong way and it's quite uncomfortable, so I barely use it.
I'm guessing BD has some good pieces, since I've liked both of the toys I've gotten from them, but they are quite pricey, so I'd basically be waiting for a flop (though it's not like I'm on a time crunch, I guess).

>>11400190
Damn, you're antique, sir.

>>11400301
Austin is one of the first toys i got and i still love that knot. heads alright too, closer to human than most of their stuff with those foreskin wrinkles

>>11400199
>>11400323
it will happen to you both one day too

>>11399813 (OP)
>parents tell a kid to not play with ass
>kids always do the opposite of what they're told

>>11400301
Crackers - the whole dildo is a big knot, and the texture is like 3000 grit sandpaper. It's my favorite dildo.

>>11400293

That isnt very comfy lmao

>>11399813 (OP)
Anyone remember the name or have those hypnosis recordings that you put on whiles you're sleeping? I remember some anons talking about how they gave him a split anal loving personality or something and the guy who made them retired shortly after because they were so good

>>11400462
>hypnosis recordings
Sounds interesting. Most of those hypno stuff is just bad and annoying.

>>11400445
>That isnt very comfy lmao
It's better if a guy does it for you, especially since you no longer need your fingers.

>plugged by day
>dildo'd by night
>always end up needing a real cock, satisfies for 2-3 days, solo play just doesn't hit the same
IRL sex is just so much different.

>>11400429
wew lad, I think that might be the one. Max width is slightly larger than my biggest toy, too.
>>11400342
I'll keep an eye out for this one, too, hopefully I can get something on sale soon ish.

>sit on toilet
>look down at my small flaccid peepee
>immediately get the powerful urge to have my ass filled
bro.

>>11400541
True, a real cock feels so much better

>>11400555
>crackers
Have medium size and medium softness, it's the one I full body orgasm on the most. But you have to ride it before you get sore, as once you're sore, it's hard to get it in.

The firm one is good too, but I find the medium-softness one better for riding.

>>11400564
>True, a real cock feels so much better
It makes me wonder how many people, including anons here, are straight b/c they did what's expected, instead of experimenting what feels good.
>you're just trying to make us gay
1. You're here (end of discussion?)
2. I'm just trying to share the ecstasy of climaxing while another man finishes in you. Cum is like a drug and medicine, in one.

tops (if you even exist here): what do you look for in a bottom? I really want to make guys feel good when I'm with them but I'm not sure what to do other than be more active in bed.

>>11400579
Bottom here, I find tops come in a few main flavours:
1. They want to do everything, after you suck them off - they'll put you in doggy, prone, missionary with legs by head - and they'll just pound.
2. They want the bottom to do be an equal partner, letting the bottom ride, and like the bottom to expolore their body.

I love riding, and love tops that are number 2 more than number 1. Number 1 is alright if you just want to feel used.

>>11400564
>True, a real cock feels so much better
Damn, you got me looking on grindr, so many yummy cocks, my will is weakening.

>>11400607
Meeting a couple
>later virgins

>>11400151
>>11400153
I just tried it again, still came handsfree but it only felt half as good. Maybe I can go back to just jerking it

>>11400657
>felt less good
There are days like that, plus if you cum handsfree nightly, taking a 1-3 day break does wonders XD

>>11397692
>>11397865
>>11393204

I saw a lot of people having trouble fantasizing and focusing on their partner as a "straight" man starting out so I thought I'd share. I tried to learn the language for a bit so it might be easier, but JP voice works have been the best thing to get me over that hill so far.

"Straight" focused anal works are still niche but there's so much professionally made content that you can find hours of well made stuff that appeals to you. You can go from a girl teaching you how to prostate orgasm to a pack of futa wolf girls using you to relieve their rut and most things in between.

If you're a /d/gen and you recognize enough japanese to follow hentai without subtitles or navigate a japanese website, give it a shot. Searching 逆アナル (Reverse Anal) or メスイキ (Prostate/Female Orgasm) on DLSite is a good way to start and I can give recs/more info if anyone is interested

>>11400607
Grindr is shit, at least here in Brazil
Discord femboy servers is far superior for that, at least here

CAPTCHA: WANKR

i don't want to and i know i'll try again anyway but i think i have to stop for the forseeable future. sick of dealing with shit and cleanup and i have zero, and i seriously mean zero, privacy where i live and it makes me want to die. its not even like i'm cumming my brains out to make it worth it.

>>11400276
i like to lay on my back with my legs up, like missionary. doing whatever you can to be turned on during this helps immensely. ie. playing with a dildo with ur left hand and mouth. kinda gay tho. also helps that ive been fantasizing about being a femboy bottom for a man lately.

>>11400756
Ok? Why force yourself to do something you admit you’re sick of and isn't worth it to you? I know a lot of anons here will act like this is some great loss but If the fetish is genuinely detrimental to you then just stop.

>>11400727
No one cares about Brazil, you’re the only one posting from there, you can stop mentioning your gay country in every single post you make now.

>>11399839
Have had that happen, probably didn't clean out enough

Gotta be spotless so the lube can have that hog gliding in and out your assspussy

>>11399901
Looks the same, just put a condom on it and go to town

>>11399937
Pegasus is the goat for anal horse dildo fun

>>11400563
Based

>>11400727
Sell your ass until you can afford to move to a better country

Why can I take a 3.0 inch diameter shaft with almost no warm up but a 2.5 inch knot simply won't go in without a lenghty fight?

>>11400563
way too real, also at night when I'm trying to sleep to just cant stop fantasizing about being pinned down and fucked. been a few months since i did got laid need to change that soon.

>>11400840
Do you fuck your ass with the knot like you do the thicker dildo?

Didn't think so bitch

f-fuck the afterglow is so strong this time

Do you moan? I moan a lot but I do it in a pillow.

>>11400891
Me too right now... Ahh~

>>11400812
In this country I'd get aids in a week
>>11400773
>you’re the only one posting from there
There are other 2-3 buttsluts from here
>>11400906
I moan a lot and loud, anal is simply too stimulating and intense, I sweat way more as a bottom than as a top

didnt want to buy new toys this year but i've been looking at silicon butt plugs.

>>11399813 (OP)
>Question of the day
>How did you become interested in anal?

Full story would be more than 2000 character so I give you a cliffnotes
>Be 13 maybe 14
>Have been jorking it for few years
>Mostly by just looking at pics on my PSP
>100% straight, maybe looked at lesbian porn few times, kinkiest thing was probably some vanillaish tentacle hentai
>One night out of nowhere have very vivid and lucid dream of my mom pegging me
>Confused teenager.jpg
>Can boys get pleasure for having things in their asses?
>can't get it out of my head
>Put pen in the pooper
>Use hand cream/cooking oil as lube and put hairbrush handle in pooper
>fap hairbrush in ass, feel good
>Like a year later discover that older sister has a hidden toy in her panty drawer
>One weekend home alone
>Steal toy and but it in the pooper, best orgasm ever
>Age 16 childhood friend is now a BPD alt-girl on/off lesbian
>End up losing virginity to said BPD alt-girl on/off lesbian
>Never date her but have a friends with benefits relationship for a while
>Age 17-18 she talks about her exes weird sexual preferences but not in a judgmental way
>Manages to make me confess I like things in pooper
>She wants to peg me
>OhGodOhYesOhGodOhYesOhGodOhYes.panic
>Go through with it
>best sex of my life
>Post orgasm haze hearing her laugh at me how supposedly no straight man comes from getting fucked in the ass
>Do it again now and then over the years but we ended up going to separate ways around age 24
It's kinda sad that she was such a trainwreck of a person because nobody has fucked as good as she did.

Is sunflower oil ok lube? Newbie here>>11399813 (OP)

Replied by accident

>>11401033
No, it's a shitty lube and ruins some toys

>>11401033
will it work in a pinch? probably. potentially will damage toys.
Is it as good as purpose-made sex lubricant? No, not even close.

>>11401042
I only have my finger, can I just try?

>>11401046
Yes you can try
But why don't you go to any pharmacy and buy KY?
It doesn't matter you are a minor, it's not something you need to be +18 to buy, hell I used to buy KY when I was 14 and never had any problems, just go to a pharmacy in a different neighborhood if you are shy

>>11400933

Count me in, my fellow bostillian. Anal play here sucks and all national sex toys feel awfull.

The gringos keep talking about the magic njoy wand and we dont have a single one in the national market!!

>>11401050
Yeap!
We suffer from lack of quality men and sex toys

>>11401033
[1/2]
I used it for a year, I can tell you my personal observations.

Pros:
>cheapest oil lube in terms of price-volume ratio, considering the average for-cooking sunflower oil
>relatively™ easy to clean from porcelain and tiles, but you'll need to use soap or detergent
>compared to regular water lubes it doesn't dry out as fast in your ass, it's slippery enough and it can withstand rougher and faster dildoing (*)
>>(* only if you've properly cleaned yourself either by douche or enema, make sure to clean yourself again if more poop arrives later on or it will hurt if you keep going, even with the lube)
>most inconspicuous, you could store the whole bottle in your kitchen and only fraction a small amount into a plastic/glass container to store elsewhere for lubing purposes
>least smelling oil, depending on the brand it barely smells at all
>doesn't damage (real) silicone toys

Cons:
>most cooking oil is not Virgin but rather is Ultra Processed, aka chemically treated and thus not 100% body safe (we eat that shit all the time tho, so, whatever?)
>quality of the oil varies by brand
>not recommended for non-silicone toys
Now, I think cleaning it is the biggest con of all:
>water lube is infinitely easier to clean, oil requires a considerable effort
>since your average sunflower oil is very clear, it's also hard to spot any stray drippings on the floor or walls, or if you touched anything and left an oil stain without realizing it
>VERY hard to clean from clothes and fabrics, I don't recommend using it on your bed unless you've bought special covers for that. I only use it in the bathroom.
>requires copious amounts of toilet paper to dry oil off from everything as best as you can before even attempting to wash it off, whether off the tiles or off your butt, otherwise it becomes even harder to wash off
>in humid-hot or poorly-ventilated small rooms it might form a subtle mist that sticks everywhere (only happened to me some times during summer in my bathroom)

>>11401033
>>11401190
[2/2]
I say, you should first try out any reputable water-based lube brands and see if your body is comfortable with them or if they suit your purposes fine. In my case the water lubes irritated my ass too much, that's why I stuck to oil lubes despite the cons. Many people say XLube is a great brand.

My recommendations if you plan to stick to oil lubes:
>wash with warm water, cold water will thicken it and make it harder to clean
>keep a small container with dish soap so you can quickly clean out any surfaces once you're done
>shave or wax your ass, balls, groin and crotch for maximum ease of body wash
hair LOVES to absorb oils, so even the lightest stubble will make it harder to clean off
>wash your oiled-up (outer) body parts and toys with soap at least twice after your session, just once still feels a bit sticky
>place some toilet paper on the surfaces where the oil will drip onto, so it absorbs part of the oil

And ultimately, you could definitely do better than sunflower oil. I switched to canola oil a week ago and it's much better overall, while others swear by coconut oil or olive oil.
>>11395960
>>11398623

>>11401046
>I only have my finger
I assume you're resorting to sunflower oil and no toys because you don't want to be in possession of anything which your relatives or roommates might find and discover you're into anal, and that's understandable. The thing is, you'll hit that toe-curling finger-massaged prostate orgasm, and you'll want to move on to using toys for even better pleasure, so you'll probably also have to hide your toy/s somehow/somewhere since they'll either end up smelly or be actual dildos, so... I say just bite the bullet? Don't be afraid of acquiring the proper tools for the anal job. I missed out on years of dildoing myself because of that fear too, and when I started fapping with a dildo the orgasms were WORLDS apart.

>>11401198
I tried coconut oil and felt it didn't work as lube at all, maybe my ass is too demanding? Even KY is shit IMHO, that's why I use Xlube
I never tried onions/sunflower oil because I knew it would be a pain to clean

>>11400933
Use a condom retard>>11401002

>>11401033
Buy. X. Lube.

>>11401240
I have no intention of becoming a male prostitute, thank you very much

>>11401228
>onions oil
kek
But yeah, I would 100% NOT recommend söybean oil, it's got to be one of the most ultraprocessed types of oils and also less lube-y.

>>11401074
Men are alright, it's that tops are so short sighted and usually silly emotionally and psychologically.
Which is why we ask for their dick pics, as that tells us the least we can expect from them, which is how much they'll stretch us.

>>11401242
I have xlube, but dries too fast for plugs, especially if you're dehydrated.
I have been using "water based" Fuck Water, which isn't even considered a hybrid, but does contain some silicon - it doesn't dry like the water based ones do.

>>11401265
Xlube is the best and worst lube depending on the power to water ratio
I now use around 50% more powder than they recommend and it doesn't dry inside me, funny how less water mean it will dry less

>>11401271
I've never measured, and I always use distilled water (maybe that's why it's TOO stringy), but I've found that even the thick stuff dries quick. I think it's a biological difference. I've used varying thicknesses, up to the thickness where it will pull itself vertically out of a container onto the counter, through cohesion and gravity).

>>11401271
Doesn't a higher powder-to-water ratio mean it dries less because it's -pulling- water from your gut?
Maybe the regular ratio contains more water than what your gut is used to so it pulls the excess water from the lube.
Osmolality is a fickle bitch.

>>11401244
Keep telling yourself that

>>11401271
I also go thicker and it holds up better

>>11401306
I want to give my ass for free, not rent it

>>11401002
Holy fuck that sounds hot. I'm jealous Anon.

>>11401198

Isnt it possible to gain weight from sticking tooi much oil frequently up your butt? Oil has like 200 calories/tbsp

>>11401277
>more water than gut is used to
Gut pulls water through osmosis AFAIK, unselectively.

>>11401396
The large intestine only absorbs water and water-soluble substances, and some vitamin byproducts from your gut flora, oil molecules can't be absorbed. You can't gain weight from simply shooting some oil up your bum.
Even if the oil somehow kept travelling further in, the small intestine can't absorb undigested oils either, the molecules are too large. So don't be afraid of bending down and fucking yourself to orgasm like a sub bitch while oiled up.

>>11399813 (OP)
>QOTD
looking back at it i just always liked anal stimulation, even when i was a tiny fella i remember things felt oddly good when things rubbed across my butthole.
took until i was 14 to try actually doing anything up there (actually started anal masturbation before regular penile masturbation) and it didnt feel wrong wrong at all and i just kept exploring and now im a size slut
self discovering enemas and becoming an enema fetishist is sorta funny tho

I just got some blood on my dildo. Bright, tiny speck mixed with the lube. Should I be worried or just stop and rest for the day?

>>11401538
>Should I be worried or just stop and rest for the day?
Both. If it's really speck wait 24 hours and see if you're still bleeding.

Fuck it. Why i can't just use some app and order femboy tops, why it's all that difficult..

>>11401541
Thanks. I had to poop and when I wiped there was no blood, so probably fine?

whats a good way to ride a dildo with a suction in bed? Use the bottom of a flat plate?

>>11401538
Usually, having a bit of blood is totally okay. Wait about three days — think of it like a minor cut; you’ll want to give it some time to heal a bit.

Also, maybe improve the lubrication.
Since water-based lube tends to dry out quickly, covering your toys with a layer of Crisco beneath some Xlube works great. If the Xlube dries out, you’ll still have the Crisco as a safety layer.

And of course, using a syringe to apply Xlube internally is essential.

>>11401549
What syringe size and can I use my paypigs saliva instead of Crisco? Living in Europe :/

>>11401549
>using a syringe to apply Xlube internally
>not just gaping the entrance of your ass loose enough to shoot it straight in and pushing it in with the dildo
baka desu senpai

>internally
>shoot it straight in

>>11401573
>he doesn't aggressively lube up his hand and work up to fisting himself as a warmup/prelube ritual
Amateurs, the lot of you

>>11401542
The biggest problem is that the easiest way to find femboys is going on Discord, but some servers ban top femboys because the mods are retarded, also femboys are still kinda rare, few and far between

I am a switch femboy and could totally top you, but guess what? I live one or two oceans away from you, reality is often disappointing

>>11401033
Update: its a pretty good lube, doesnt really dry out fast. For me its way better than water based ones
>>11401190
>cleaning it is the biggest con of all
Absolutely. My clothes are covered in it, my bathroom is covered in it, a drop of it fell on my foot so my flor is covered in it. Do you have some cleaning recommendations?

Today I squirted some cum in my own ass. Literally ruined an orgasm into a syringe and squirted it up my ass.
I wanted to know what it feels like to have cum in there.
Doesn't really feel like anything, I'm kinda disappointed.

Also
>QotD
when I was 14 I remember feeling around there while washing my ass, finding my hole and finding out I could stick the tip of my finger inside. At the time I experimented a lot with my body, and started putting a lot of different stuff in my ass. That's pretty much it. Always felt good.

Everyday the urges to be used by a guy while in chastity get stronger even tho I have a loving gf.
Help me.

I'm still having trouble with anal orgasms. For sure, I became better at anal, from uncomfy feelings to some nice feelings, it took me a few months.
When I go harder with my ass, I sometimes have a weird piss/cum stuff coming out of my dick, but it's not an anal orgasm.
Is it just overstimulation with my bladder?
Should I also get a bigger toy? Mine is pretty small

>>11401612
Wish I could lock you up and use you while your gf watches

>>11401577
Looks like one problem can be solved with creation of tops femboys server, but rarity is much bigger problem.. What a shame

>>11401612
>every anon on /analgen/ has a loving gf and happy relationship but just can't help being a gay buttslut so half of them break it off
something ain't right here

>>11401683
I think lots of people aren't out, sometimes even to themselves. But it's also a spectrum, and it can be hard to just give up a large portion of your sexuality. Lots of people try to "make it work" and end up suppressing stuff.
Personally, I love my wife and almost exclusively prefer women, I just wish they had a little switch somewhere that would toggle the plumbing. It was tough to give up dick, but no problem at all to give up men.
I guess we have the rest of our lives for her to practice pegging me (and to get comfortable enough to eventually do it with a big silicone horse cock).

How do I know which dildos in amazon are actually silicone?. Most of them look like chinesium garbage.

>>11401701
>transparent
Not silicone
>uneven/porous finish
Probably not silicone
>stiff/solid
May or may not be silicone. Soft silicone looks very different but silicone can be made hard too

>>11401397
It can go both ways, which is why it's not recommended to drink sea water

>>11401683
>>every anon on /analgen/ has a loving gf and happy relationship but just can't help being a gay buttslut so half of them break it off
>something ain't right here
Guys fuck better , it's that simple.
T. Bottom who was only with girls before using dildos, then tried guys which at first was ick, but I love everything about them and climax multiple times 80% of the time. The other 20% I don't climax at all

>>11401692
I just want to add that vers are questioning, tops are either Kings or faggot gays, and bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.

>>11401758
>bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.
milenia later, and the roman of thinking about fucking guys are comming back around

>>11401760
>>bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.
>milenia later, and the roman of thinking about fucking guys are comming back around
Sorry, I don't speak nerd

>>11401760
Vikings too!

>>11401712
>>stiff/solid
Some stiff toys are made cheap by making the core of the toy out of a cheaper, stiffer material and then coating it with silicone. It's still in theory body-safe, as long as the silicone itself is body-safe.

>>11400462
Bambi Sleep

>>11401612
Your gf needs to peg you

>2 1/2 years ago
>300lb fat fuck
>start getting into anal
>can basically only do standing doggy semi-comfortably
>constantly have to stop from cramping/fatigue
>can't find any slutty clothes because fat
>frustration finally builds up enough
>slowly start dieting and exercising
>start shedding weight almost immediately
>sign up for gym, work on cardio, do squats
>cut to now, 180lbs, skinny with big ass
>just bought a new dildo and slutwear

TL:DR Being a buttslut genuinely gave me the motivation to turn my life/health around kek. Anyone else seen positive benefits to anal?

>>11401933
Similar situation but I started at 160lbs now to 140lbs

>>11401933
Congratulations, slut

Got some questions about the Hismith machines:
I'm interested in getting one of the cheaper Premium models, the community made modes really have me interested. I previously bought a cheap Auxfun 24W machine, I found it to be rather disappointing because the motor lacked enough power to give me a good fucking. I'm currently looking at the Hismith Pro Traveler 2 portable machine, does anyone have experience with it or can recommend? From what I can tell it has a comparable stroke length to the Auxfun, but I'm hoping it has more power behind it. I don't have the money for a bigger machine, even a Hismith Table Top would be a huge amount of money to drop, especially for something I might not like.

Will the Traveler be enough, or do I need to save up for a 100W Table Top?

I've been assfucking for a little over 10 years, been out of it for a while though. Have a collection of about 14 dildos I think. I've never been super big on thrusting, my big turn on was always girth, loved plugs and dildos with big knots on them.

>>11402099
The Pro Traveler looks like a compete waste of money. At the very least, go for the 100w table top, though as someone who has it, personally I'd recommend saving for the Hismith Premium. Just because of the very limited range and adjustments the table top has

>>11402099
F21S has on-the-fly stroke adjustment

>>11402099
>my big turn on was always girth
Same, I don't like depth, 6-7" length is like the max for me ideally, but thick toys are longer than that

>>11402099
>doesn't like stroking
>wants to drop money on a machine designed exclusively for stroking

>>11402191
I've always figured my problem was that i didn't have a machine with more stamina than me, and the community modes discussed in >>11391538 have me all hot and bothered.

>>11401317
Skill issue

>>11402099
Get the premium 3, anything less is underpowered and a waste of money

>>11400579
Someone that's eager and actually communicative. Don't just lie around in bed like you're an actual fuck doll, speak up and say when something feels good, dirty talk on occassion, etc. Enthusiasm goes a long way.

Got my XL Rex yesterday, I think I have a problem. This is my 3rd bad dragon and I am thinking about what I want to get next already.

>>11400579
Milk their cock while they fuck you.
Then when they cum, leg locks, grind and milk, make them suffer. Plus if you do this in missionary with your legs by your head, you can usually grind your prostate against his cock head. And it helps if you like cum, show him that you like and want it, taste it.

>>11401683
Self pleasure does not make you gay
-dreamybullxxx

do any of you use prostate massagers?

Fuuuck I'm addicted to getting fucked

Do hismiths ever go on sale? Like is it worth it to try and wait for a Black Friday/cyber Monday sale?

>>11401542
Are you in Barcelona? I'll cum inside you

>>11402360
I'm on the other side of the planet

Whenever I go to clean out my ass to get fucked I end up putting in way too much water, but up until that point I don't get clean enough
Feels like I either need to accept a little bit of shit, or spend hours on a deep cleaning which I suspect isn't healthy to do too often anyway
How do you guys gauge the right amount, is it just trial and error until you figure it out?

>>11402328
>XL Rex
extremely fucking hot, but also jesus christ anon
I'm genuinely amazed you or anyone else can fit that knot inside them

>>11402404
100ml works great for my, and don't shake, don't jump, shaking and jumping increases the risk of water going past your sigmoid bend
And take psyllium, psyllium + 100ml of water douches allows me to get railed for hours without problems

>>11399813 (OP)
>7th grade. No internet yet.
>found some color climax porn cards from the 80s in a desk drawer of a family friend while visiting.
>curious and slightly perverted at this age already, I stole a few cards without looking.
>looked at them and found a card where a girl was sucking guys dick while inserting a small vibrator in his ass.
>slightly confused guessed it must be good.

>started with some small things like pens up to the tip of an old lightsaber toy with condoms from a condom machine and lots of spit as lube. Was great to get precum out without doing anything. Had my first real white cumshot instead of only clear stuff while doing it and jerking off at the same time.
>Things changed soon with access to porn, but only did it perhaps once or twice a year, not more. Was awesome. Somehow stopped in my late teens though.

Nice memories. I've been wishing I could start again but I developed bad hemorrhoids in my early 20s and since then I've never tried it again because feat is way too big.
Tried once with a finger for some minutes and then two. Was too much somehow.

I feel jealous for people who can just do it with a little prepping.

>>11402412
Should I be taking psyllium daily, or are you mentioning it as part of this prep process? I'll give 100ml a shot though, that's definitely less than how much I've been using (although I haven't taken exact measurements in truth), I'll see how it goes.

>>11402414
I start psyllium 2 days before anal

>>11402415
welp, too late for that I guess
I'll keep it in mind for next time though, thank you anon

>>11402419
You are welcome
But try just 100ml rinses, it's good and safe, less risk of getting diarrhea

>>11402412 is that a bad thing ? water going past the sigmoid bend ?

Got my first dildo today!
Any tips?

>>11402445
It is if you don't commit to a deep enema
In a deep enema you will flood your bowels and get rid of everything, in a normal douche if you get some water past your sigmoid, you will be releasing that water full of shit a bit at a time for hours, it will completely ruin any session for hours

>>11402476
for proper orgasms, put it in your urethra

>>11402476
well yeah, at least one if it's not double-ended

>>11402486
lmao I already have a sounding rod but I want to test the dildo first before I use both.

>>11402476
Lots of lube, close all doors and windows and ride it like there's no tomorrow!
And record an audio of you riding it and share with us, I did that once and everyone here loved my audio

>>11402210
That was me. Can confirm, the community made modes continue to be fantastic. Some are definitely made by morons, but the top list is always full of literal bangers

When it comes to anal, I always say that the three keys to orgasm are comfort, ergonomics, and automation, and the machine takes care of the automation. I'm gonna echo what everyone else is saying though, buy the Premium 3.0. Anything else above that is unnecessary and anything below it is a waste of time and money - especially as the cheaper models you're looking at don't have app connections, so you won't get the community modes, only a speed controller

>>11402411
Yeah I’m surprised in myself to be honest lol. I got an xl echo like a year ago and thought there was no way I would go bigger… then I got an xl nox and now this Rex. I should clarify I mean Rex the German Shepard … the t-Rex looks too big and the shape doesn’t appeal to me plus I wanted a big fucking knot.

When I was 14 I saw a scene in [redacted furry porn game] that got me trying butt stuff. Got a finger in, then a sharpie, then a lot of bad ideas that thankfully never went wrong.

>>11402555
Why would you not just tell us what game it was?

>>11402358
No

>>11402535
I figured you meant the dog one.. exquisite taste.

>>11402506
Pro Traveller 2 is supposed to be the cheapest model that still supports the community modes. Would run me about 325$cad with import and shipping.
Hismith Mini would run me about 500$ even.
Premium 3.0 would run me over 650$, and that's way outside what my budget can justify at the present. Could maybe afford the Mini.

I've been able to orgasm from anal regularly by grinding on a vibrating Aneros massager but never using a dildo.

>>11402217
Just curious, how loud is that thing
I don't have paper thin walls or anything, but it looks industrial

>>11402606
I second this. I sublet a basement apartment and would prefer my landlady not to hear. The Auxfun machine was too loud not to be noticed.

>>11399813 (OP)

>Question of the day
How did you become interested in anal

Started off seeing some pegging porn about 20ish years ago, before it was kinda a thing like it is today. It was on a VHS tape I rented. I remember all the scenes vividly. First one was two women with strap-ons taking turns fucking a guy in a jacuzzi. Second scene was a big titted blonde bending a guy over a cough and railing him from behind. Third sceen was a petite 20-somthing girl fucking a guy twice her size on a someones patio furniture. She was very attractive with a sexy thong tanline on her ass. Long brown hair in curls. The first two scene looked hot but when the camera would do the penetration close ups, the women would only move the dong maybe 2-3 inches in and out of the guy's ass.

The third scene was the hottest as the strap-on was literally was at least nine inches long and the width of a coke can. The girl's fingers couldn't even wrap around it completely when she lined it up against the guy's hole while they were in the doggy style position. She didn't ram it in at first...but she slowly sank it all the way in and bottomed out in him and slowly pulled it out until his anus stretched wide around the bulbous head of the dong, but she didn't pull it out completely. She sank it all the way back in. She did this slowly a few more times before adding some more lube. She started picking up the pace and they guy was just moaning non-stop. She started railing him hard slamming her thighs into his ass on each thrust. The guy's moaning seemed to alternate between enjoyment and uncomfortable painal.

I was fascinated.....and hooked on anything anal in porn ever since.

Reaching out to my fellow community of buttsluts here. I know I don't like depth play, but I'm not sure if I like Flared Heads, similar to BD's Chance, or just general girth, like BD's Minotaur.

I'd like to get some input so I have an idea of what my next purchase might be. I'm sizing up from a small slepnir.

>>11399813 (OP)
>How did you become interested in anal?
Possibly rare instance of totally independent discovery. When I was like, I wanna say maybe 10 or 11, I fucked up wiping after a shit and my finger went in. I was weirded out at first, but then it felt really good. That night in the shower, I tried it again, felt good, and I was hooked ever since. Actually did this before I discovered regular masturbation lmao

I hope one day one of the guys I hook with asks me to fist me
I know it's totally degenerate, but it makes me hot just to think about being tied to a bed while a guy forces my ass to the point he can put his fist inside, it's probably very very painful and I'd probably cum twice before that fist slips in

>>11401612
You should try to be open with your gf about your anal escapades. See if she'll be down to peg you, or maybe even down for a MMF threesome with you as the main bottom.

>>11402591
I get it, it's a lot of money to sink. I personally think it's worth it, but I earn a lot of money and can afford it and you may not be in the same financial position, so I understand. My main concern is the power level and stroke length. Power is very low on it, and stroke length is only 1.8 in/4.6 cm vs 1.3 - 5.03in/(3 - 13 cm) so you're not even gonna get a good thrust. Low power means it won't even be able to handle heavier dildos. It's only a suction cup which means it'll only be able to handle so much weight as well.

The low quality of the machine means you're spending money on something that will just be shit and make you waste money on a shitty product.

If it were me, I'd wait, save longer, invest more, be happier in the end.

There aren't many things that feel better than getting stretched open by a huge dildo~

How much bigger should my next dildo be?
My currently largest is around 1.85 inch in diameter when I bottom out on it.
I'm looking at a medium Stoic from Neotori which is about 2.3 inches at the flare. Is that too much? The small stoic seems TOO small, as the flare would be about the same as my current one.

>>11402847
I see. I'm tempted to hit purchase on a Hismith Mini after paying off the bills at the end of the month. You think that one will have enough power?

>love knots
>hate depth
>every dildo that goes up in knot size also gets longer
I get that most people want proportionate dicks but this sucks
I wish there was something like a medium or large Rex that was like 5 or 6 inches long instead of fuckin 12
Guess I should just get a butt plug, but the specific knot bulb shape is so good.

>>11402869
>I wish there was something like a medium or large Rex that was like 5 or 6 inches long instead of fuckin 12
Fetish Zone "Sebastian" dildo. Large has a 7.5" length with a 3" diameter knot.

>>11399926
have you looked into importiing from Brasil ? search for monsterd, they use platinum silicone.

>>11402606
>>11402621

Asking how loud something is rarely gets great replies because of how subjective it is


Basically if you're below 50% highly unlikely its heard even by someone listening right at the door (interior home hollow core door)

60+, you want some music on

>>11402672
Flared head best head

>>11402736
>asks me to fist me

Esl pls go home

>>11402867
No.
Premium 3 or nothing, save up
Buy once Cry once

>>11401630
>When I go harder with my ass, I sometimes have a weird piss/cum stuff coming out of my dick, but it's not an anal orgasm.
Is it just overstimulation with my bladder?
I get that when I focus on the anus muscles, usually thrusting hard and shallowly. It does feel amazing the more I do it and if I'm not getting an orgasm from it after a while then I don't know what it is.

>>11402877
Still longer than I'd like, but better than nothing. I'll look at it.

>>11401630
It might be a particular gland you're stimulating.
There's a couple ingredients that all go into a standard cumshot, most of which get added to the stream by a few glands along the way.
Anal, or other forms of internal stimulation, can sometimes stimulate these glands and get them to do their thing, out of sequence with a normal ejaculation.
I have a semi-consistent one of these I can do (though actually cumming from anal by myself tragically eludes me).

Anyway have suggestions on a 12 inch insertable dildo I can gag on?

>>11403012
Look up Squarepeg Toys "The Slim"

Anyone have a recommendation for a buttplug that's good for anal training and prostate stimulation?

>>11400579
>>11400581
I am a married guy that sometimes invites guys over to blow me or ride me. I have 2 regulars that claim to be exclusive with me. I use them for 2 different kinds of things. 1 is older than me and he is able to suck me so well that I can cum without going soft and then cum again. I lay back and let him do his thing. He gets to enjoy giving oral and I am down for it. This guy rims me and has a super long tongue I let him put inside like he is fingering me with his tongue. He can make me cum whioe his tongue is inside and it is addictively good. The other guy is younger than me and I let him explore and play more, but we both know he is there to ride and with his good stamina he sometimes will ride for an hour or more. He does not like letting me do the moving except for when he is about to cum. I let him cum on me, and even lend a helping hand, as thanks for giving me such a good hole.

>>11399839
Its your lube. The more ingredients in it, the more probably one is irritating you. Use X lube ffs. If you want a complementary one, shop around and try a variety. Coconut oil works. I like Boy Butter oil based.

i got an electric prostate stimulator and its ok, but then i got high on weed oil and tried again. i was on my knees curled up into a ball spasming and shaking.
idk if i had multiple orgasms but i had multiple somethings during an hour+ sesh and they felt pretty good

as a review id say the toy is a little too light on its tapping. id like something that can get a good solid "tap-tap-tap" on there

>>11403036
Thank you!

has anyone of you tried any of those ovipositor dildos?
I have a feeling that most of them are crap and not actually that fun to use but when I´m stuffing my butt I really love to fantasize that there is some huge monster on top of me, using me like a it's bitch attempting to inseminate me.
So I feel compelled to try at least one of those toys but I don't know which one to buy.

>>11403090
Which one is it?

>>11403126
eclipse roller ball probe

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/okckf320
The link is up for a while if any anons want to play with my butt

>>11403090
Which one

>>11403222
look up one post

Would people mind If I say I want to get fucked while dressed in cute clothes?
t.clueless virgin

Yes its probably agp, no Im not a tranny nor Im planning on trooning.

I crave anal all the time. When I'm not getting fucked, I'm missing getting fucked. I can't help it. Is this a problem? Should I see a doctor?

>>11403254
Clothes don't make you trans or agp necessarily anon

>>11403270
Nah Im pretty sure its agp, I want to get fucked like a woman and treated like a woman while looking like one, preferably like a submissive plaything.
Its only a sexual fetish tho, not walking around looking like a buffoon.

Followers of an analgen or three ago might remember I had a hookup planned with a guy for the pinnacle of analgen goals. I posted a strawpoll to see what my outfit would be since he wanted me to dress up. The winner by a slim margin was black lingerie. Because we fucked several times over the weekend, I wore most of the outfits. I also promised I'd give you all the story. Sorry it took so long to write, but I've been busy with working, and also with getting regularly fucked in the asshole by a man:

>be me
>work out how to get anal orgasms easily so mostly do a lot of that
>when taking rest breaks will still fap but start long-session gooning
>anal orgasms have no PNC or refractory and seems like long-session gooning also bypasses a lot of that as well
>this means I'm often in a horny state for longer and longer
>one day get the urge to get fucked
>lack of PNC and refractory means I got nothing to stop me
>make profile on gay matchmaking site
>spend a month fielding off red flags and people that ask if condoms are really necessary
>finally settle on one nice dude, let's call him Mike
>Mike insists on a coffee date first
>we get along great and he seems genuine
>he puts across good vibes and genuinely seems like he wants the best parts of hookups with none of the downsides
>he wants to be FWB and hopefully a regular thing, while also not just being a hookup/grindr fuck thing
>kinda hard to describe but he basically wants someone to get his dick wet but also wants to make it a good time for both?
>we have lunch a few times then dinner while we sus each other out
>we flirt by text for another couple of weeks before I'm super horny and ask if he's keen
>we set boundaries and turn ons
>tell him how much I want to be treated like a woman/wife/bride but also degraded a bit
>like call me a good girl and tell me how good my pussy feels but then also tell me to take daddy's cock like a good slut
>he asks if I'll add to that by wearing sexy clothes
>perfect match

>>11403340
>we agree to keep it simple and just hook up and leave
>no making out, no romance, no sticking about, no cuddling
>the day comes
>I get a hotel room since I got credit at one anyway
>clean out ass and shower for him
>put on black lingerie and a hotel bathrobe and awaits his arrival
>black cami, black suspender/garter belt, stockings, thong
>he arrives and I let him in then take off the robe and show him the goods
"You dressed up for me, good girl"
>uooohh
>he asks if my pussy is cleaned and I tell him it is
>he calls me a good girl again and asks if I know the safeword
"Tintin"
>we both like Tintin
>he tells me the moment I say that, he stops. He wants it to be a good time for me
>he starts by getting naked
>he's not fit but not a chub like me
>about 15-16cm
>uncut
>neat pubes
>kinda medium thickness?
>we're standing together and he's rubbing my body and I feel his cock touching my thigh
>filled with an immediate desire so I reach down and take him in my hand
>holding another man's cock is electrifying
>asks if I want to try sucking him
>begin to smell and sniff his cock, pubes, balls
>he's freshly showered but there's a combo of both fresh clean as well as a musk that sends me wild
>lick him along the top of the shaft, tip to pubes
>tastes amazing
>take him into my mouth and do what I assume is blowjobbing
>don't try and throat him immediately but let him naturally slide further and further back
>not as difficult as I thought, but I've throated plenty of dildos before I guess
>he's up there calling me a good girl, good little whore, tells me I suck cock like I've done it before, tells me I'm good at it, hand on my head
>he stops me so he can cool down because I had him close
>he asks if I'm ready to fuck
>I desperately am
>he peels me out of my robe
>he gets me on my hands and knees on the edge of the bed and peels aside my thong
>starts eating my asshole like a peach
>after a few minutes I'm so sloppy while he works one, then two fingers in

>>11403340
>he's not just fingering me for sex, he's fingering me for fingering's sake
>gently probing my hole and stroking around to find the nerve clusters
>he grabs a condom from his bag and rolls it on, then grabs lube and lubes us both
>asks again if I'm comfortable
>I tell him I am
>he moves us both onto the bed, grabs my hips, and slides inside
>it's electrifying
>worse than a good dildo but combine the sound, smell, the hands firmly gripping your hips, and it's magic
>he's just slowly grinding away for a few minutes before he speeds up
>he goes from gripping my hips to my shoulders, waist, back to hips
>all the while calling me a good girl, telling me to take his cock, that my pussy feels good, my pussy is his, asking if it feels good, asking me whose pussy it is, telling me how tight and wet I am
>we stick with doggy but he does push me down into head down ass up for a bit, then lifts me back up so my back is against his chest
>at one point I'm supermanning with my arms out, head down, ass up
>all the while I'm feeling good
>got soft waves of pleasure rolling through me
>it's not orgasm but just a constant rise and fall of background pleasure
>at some point he tells me he's getting close and asks where I want him to cum
>I want it inside, on me, on my face, in my mouth, all at once
>I'm about to tell him to get me pregnant but don't want him to think I'm giving permission to stealth me
>as an aside, there's a huge mirrored cupboard to the side of the bed and I've been watching
>not only is it super hot but been keeping an eye out to make sure the condom stayed on
>it did
>tell him to cum any way he likes
>he keeps going for a little bit and then pulls out, shoves me onto my back, straddles me, rips off the condom, and jerks off over me
>he blasts good ropes so I get some over me as well as on my face and in my mouth
>he flops down next to me and after a few minutes asks me how I feel
>tell him I loved it

>>11403340
>asks if I came and I say I didn't ejaculate or orgasm but also felt really nice the whole time, so felt like it was great regardless
>he gets up and washes off in the bathroom
>says he had fun and if I'm into doing it again, let him know
>he gets dressed and leaves
>only been about half an hour maybe
>really want to do it again
>grab phone and text him to ask if he's still close by
>he asks if babygirl wants more of daddy's cock inside her
>very much so
>he asks if I got more outfits
>he asks for the sundress and assless panties
>he arrives again and doesn't even get his clothes off
>just undoes his belt, unzips, pulls his cock out and I blow him on my knees
>he bends me over the bed and pushes up my dress, fingers, then wraps and lubes
>I don't think I need to go stroke by stroke but it's mostly the same
>feels better this time, get to soft waves faster and soft waves become medium waves
>I know what orgasms feel like with anal play and this feels the same
>I'm going to get close but it's not targeted with the precision of an Njoy but still feels amazing
>the whole time he's ramping up his dirty talk
>swapping from praise talk to degrading talk
>he's talking about being such a dirty, begging slut
>how I'm so desperate for cock I'm just letting him bend me over and push up my dress
>tells me I got such an eager pussy
>says he can't believe I'm letting him fuck me on the first date
>takes him longer of course but eventually he's cumming again and this time cums inside me, in the condom
>pulls out and ties a knot in it and tosses it
>I'm feeling very satisfied and tell him so
>he asks if he leaves again, am I gonna come begging him to come back and fuck me again like a little whore
>I say it's very likely and suggest he stay the night
>he's happy to and he asks if I'll wear the night dress I also brought
>a cute satin thing
>he asks if I wanna sleep separate or cuddle, I agree and it's very comfy
>get woken by him getting up to piss
>I'm awake as well

>>11403340
>quietly chatting about if I've enjoyed my first time
>tell him yes, it's exceeded all expectations
>he asks if I want another round
>hell yes
>we do a little shuffling under the sheets while he pushes up my nightdress, eats me out, lubes and fingers me and wraps on a fresh condom
>he gets on top of me as I spread my legs for him
>he reaches down and positions his cock then slides inside
>something clicks inside me
>doggy felt so raw and aggressive but this feels so intimate and romantic
>the dim light, the fiddling around under the sheets, the awkward grunts of him in the darkness as he repositioned, the way I had to spread my legs for him, the smell of him right up close to me, his skin on my skin and his warmth just made me melt into what felt like a full wife moment
>if doggy felt good, missionary was even better
>he was slow and methodical with his movements and everything rubbed just nice inside
>it was just so slow and lazy, gentle sex in the darkness
>I not only got to pleasure waves, but got so close to orgasm I could taste it
>eventually he says he's cumming and cums inside again
>pulls out, disposes of the condom
>tell him he almost made me orgasm
>tell him it's a shame refractory exists and can only go so many times per day
>he tells me a good top will fuck their eager bottom any time, even if they've just cum
>he reaches over to his night stand and grabs a condom, then rolls it on, lubes up
>I don't realise what he's doing since I thought he was just grabbing a drink
>without warning he practically pounces on me
>he manhandles my legs apart, reaches down, and slides inside my already sloppy pussy
>I cry out with surprise as he does this and then wrap myself around him as he begins to fuck me again, this time in earnest
>because I was close the last time it takes barely any time to get me started again
>I'm moaning and panting softly and he's just whispering dirty shit in my ear

>>11403340
>because he's freshly cum he's a little less intense than last time but still feels amazing
>it doesn't take me long to get to the pleasurable waves and suddenly I feel it
>strong clenching sensation and butterflies in my belly
>I moan loudly and involuntarily as these intense waves of pleasure move through me from my belly to my throat
>my back arches as I angle myself to get more of him inside me
>tell him to keep going
>he does, fucking me through wave after wave of intense pleasure
>it's like when I use my Njoy but instead of this targeted pleasure that I have to stop because it's too intense, it's not as intense and pin-pointed
>I also don't have control over when to stop because he's in control and on top of me
>because it's 'diffused' it's good but not overly intense so I continue letting him continue to fuck pleasure out of me
>he knows how to fuck so he slows down a little to let me catch my breath and then as it slowly dissipates and he starts again
>it goes the same
>reach orgasm pretty quickly
>he slows down and then goes again to give me a third orgasm
>he pulls out and flops down to my side
>tell him I'm surprised he had another load in him
>he said he didn't cum but really wanted to make me orgasm
>tell him he more three times
>offer to blow him or if he wants he can keep fucking me til he cums
>he says he's alright, he doesn't have it in him at the moment but he's happy I had an orgasm
>we fall asleep again
>we wake up and order breakfast room service
>we're chatting about how it's all going and I tell him I'm having an incredible time
>so glad my first time is with a passionate and conscientious partner
>he says he's glad and asks if I want to continue seeing each other
>I tell him I definitely do
>he says I owe him for the orgasms last night and he chooses my next outfit
>we've done black lingerie, sundress, and twice in a nightdress

>>11403340
>this time he tells me to put on a pleated skirt, thigh-high socks, and a buttoned shirt and tie to look like a schoolgirl
>we fool around in 69 for a bit while he eats my ass and I service his cock before he tells me to ride him
>tells me it's my turn to earn my keep
>I sit down on him and it's a bit awkward, takes me time to find my rhythm but I do
>I find it easier to just grind on him by pulling forward and then sliding back
>he's talking dirty at me again
>work that dick baby girl, grind that cock, earn it, earn daddy's cum
>honestly it doesn't go anywhere but it's fun
>I think he's feeling the same because he grabs me and tosses me down onto the bed
>pushes me down onto my stomach
>tells me he's gonna show me how a man fucks his woman
>starts to fuck me prone bone
>it feels good and I like being manhandled but I'm not getting the same as missionary or even doggy
>still feels good though, no complaints, happy to try new positions
>after a few minutes he tells me he realised I haven't tasted his cum yet
>I kinda did before but want more
>he keeps going for a couple minutes then pulls out and flips me onto my back
>straddles my chest and tells me to open my mouth like a good girl
>tells me to beg for it
>I beg daddy to cum in my mouth, to give me his cum, to let me swallow his babies and he blasts his ropes right on target
>I've tasted my own cum and his is no different, but feeling someone's hot cum hit my tongue just hits different
>I swallow every drop
>we have a last shower and pack up before checking out
>we go our separate ways and within 5 minutes I've got another text asking if I want to make it a regular thing
>over the last couple of weeks we've been hooking up pretty regularly
>he's pounding puss at least once a week, often staying overnight
>I no longer anal play or jerk off, his cock is my only source of pleasure now
>thinking that way just makes it hotter and adds to the roleplay

>>11403340
>because I haven't cum in ages I am very quick to orgasm when we're together so I don't miss out on much
>he's really embraced me as his girlfriend/fuckmeat
>always treating me like a girl/wife or a slut
>we often meet after work, have dinner, then go back to my place to spend the night together
>he loves dressing me up and has bought me more lingerie and clothes to wear for him
>also bought me some nightwear to wear to bed with him
>relationship feels like it's developing into something past fuckbuddies or FWB
>like he treats me like a slut and a cockholster but we seem to be becoming closer and closer as friends and possibly even more
>I think I'm definitely gay for cock now

>>11403340
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>>11403348
Goals

>>11403348
Goddam, lucky

Last night spent 3 hours on fuck machine controlled by 2 people, one stranger and 1 person who fucked me many times 6 months ago - she likes to fuck me anonymously, but I know her technique.

2 full body orgasms, idk how many prostate ones (I'll have to count, probably the most I've had in 1 session).

Made a mess, moaned so much, good I don't have neighbors.

Not horny tonight, usually only irl cock can fuck my horniness away for more than a few hours.

if its the njoy shill fag getting his ass reamed on the reg by his new boyfriend then i take back resenting him

>>11403348
That's cool and all, but when are you going to let him breed and creampie you? You're still missing out. Your top will love watching his cum leak out your pussy after he nuts balls deep in you.

>>11402906
That's pure water, you can drink it if you get dehydrated from all the ass fucking

>>11403225
That's a lovense link

>>11403403
Do they like controlling other machines? I'd let them control mine

>>11403526
You can drink cum, hell, you can drink the used up lube dribbling out of your asshole, but it still doesn't make it "water".

>>11403529
No but it's literally water

I remember being envious of girls' orgasms. I don't know if what I experience is that, but I know now after having experienced it, I absolutely love it.

>>11399813 (OP)
I've lost my drive to do butt stuff and it is very sad.
I've been on finasteride for 6+ months to keep my beautiful hair, but it also took the horny freak out of me.
I still do it about once a month but it isn't driven by intense lust anymore.

>>11403588
I am on the opposite spectrum
I do roids and I've never been hornier, my ass is getting sore from so much anal, but goddamn I am horny 24/7

>>11402570
That just means you are straight
Dont forget, self pleasure does not make you gay

trying to get a prostate O or full body O for years, still didnt manage to get it, got very close once.
november soon, gonna try no nut november, would that help ? maybe edge every day ?

>>11403657
Having straight sex with some "feminine bottoms", being straight as one tends to be.

You imagine sex with men. You're a faggot. You like man ass. Homo.

>>11403661
sauce?

>>11403661
>>11403739
nvm I found it. For anyone else looking, its this:

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/otoko-no-ko-otodokeshimasu!-~itsumo-kuru-haitatsuin-san-ga-masaka-no-otoko-no-ko-dattakedo-mayowazu-hameta~-english-3600136.html#1

Anybody wants to play with me?
>http://www.hismiths.com/rplay8462c393

>>11401933
Almost the same situation! I've been around 225lbs for most of my life (also 6'4''), but also pretty muscular and in relatively good shape. After getting into anal, I've just always felt that I would want to be smaller. Currently trying to cut down.

>>11403935
Absolutely love that type of penis in panties tenting. There's not enough online of it though.

>>11403346
I wish I had a bf to swallow his cum every day T~T

>About to finally get a BD
Any anons have advice on the firmness? I was thinking of getting medium as a nice baseline to start, planning on getting the sample pack with it to gauge for future toys.

I'm calling BS on them not offering accessories on certain coloring schemes, what kind of sick bastard decided they can only make multi-color small dildos without installing a cum tube!

>5-6 week waiting period
Fuck it's gunna be a loooooong ass wait to start the long ass wait on the delivery isn't it?

>>11404123
>Fuck it's gunna be a loooooong ass wait to start the long ass wait on the delivery isn't it?
Check their inventory, they might have the toy you want already made unless you're after a very specific coloration. Shipping itself is usually pretty fast though. I'd also say wait for a flop for the discount, but I rarely ever see them anymore.

>>11404129
Unfortunately the model I want is completely sold out (Chance flared) I almost shit myself a few weeks ago when it temporarily disappeared from their storefront a while ago. (I do have a color preference but Chance just seems to fly off the shelves regardless)
Thanks for the advice though.

>>11404123
I recently acquired a Medium size, Medium softness BD Vector pre-made moving up from homemade toys that were 8-9 inches penetrable depending on if you count the pointed tip. They were about 1.77" girth on average, but the 9" toy is super soft Ecoflex 00-30 that's still very difficult to insert when covered in K-lube, even though it has a pointed, conical head. I cast a shorter copy of it using alginate molds that's 7" insertable, but cast in Dragonskin 10A which is pretty firm. I also used the same 10A to cast a 2" wide egg plug that was a bit of a stretch. It's firm kind of like the uncooked fat cap on meat, but not an eraser.

When I did try the Vector I fingered, then prepped with the firm 7" by 1.77" toy. BD Medium softness is somehow decently firm enough, yet surprisingly flexible and a bit compressible if that makes sense. You can insert it with lube on but if you've ordered somewhat too big it has give. Medium is a good starting point for firmness because unless you're going super large or super deep, soft will either leave you either bored, or irritated from trying to handle/insert it. I also debated between it and the Chance, and I'm glad I got the Vector based on my experience and sensations I had. It is my first purchased toy though.

I really want to try it again, but I have limited privacy; it's the first toy I've been able to properly ride, and even with the flat bottom the weight of it makes it easy. I also have a Nothosaur Abyss II waiting in the same box, but it takes more time and logistics as well as a deep clean. I'm contemplating getting psyllium husk for that purpose.

tl;dr you can't go wrong with (BD) medium, just mind the size.

>>11403348
im glad for you anon but fuck you it shold have been me getting lovey-doveyd by life

Anybody have thoughts / review on the lovense ridge?

>>11404310

Just like every other lovense toy, way too expensive for what it is and way too small for anyone that can put anything bigger than a thumb up their ass.

I was stupid enough to buy the Edge 2 and spent a good half of my sessions fiddling with it so it wouldn't fall out.

>>11404310
Gay and underpowered

>>11403657
>>11403661
Straight, gay, bisexual, finsexual, so what? That isn't the point. How does anal fit when I'm doing the fucking?

>>11404374
Oh that's totally gay

>>11404310
Intriguing. What apps does it support?

>>11404399
It doesn't

>>11403110
Ovipositors aren’t made for anal. They’re a huge pain to insert, and you’re not supposed to put the silicon eggs in your ass because there’s a huge risk of them getting stuck. The BD ovipositor literally says this in its product description, and they sell molds separately to make gelatin 3ggs (that aren’t reusable and require like ten bucks of gelatin to make every time) realty not worth it for all the hassle.

Has anyone tried inflatable plugs and are they any fun? I tried a cheap one ages ago but it was underwhelming, but I'd be happy to put that down to it being a bad product and try again.

>had a butt health checkup
>doctors says he has to finger my ass and I should lie down on one side
>didn't even expect that, but my ass was perfectly clean that day
>enters me smoothly like butter, my anus traitorously relaxes for usual penetration
>he even suggests to use some big mirror thing, it also slides in with zero resistance
>lie facing the wall, covering my face and probably blushing like crazy because I know that he knows that I'm a total buttslut
How do you deal with this shit.

>>11404447
>>he even suggests to use some big mirror thing
like those mirrors dentists use?

>>11404446
For me, it's the inflatable plug for wearing (detachable pump), with metal ball inside. Since it inflates to large volumes, the ball has enough space to jump around. You actually feel it with your entire body, unlike all those normal beads/plugs with balls inside.
Also I'd like to find a dog dildo with inflatable knot, but I haven't found any good options.

>>11404447
Butt practices are so diverse that he can't conclude much about you outside of his own perverse imagination.

>>11404449
Didn't have time to look. It felt more like some speculum thingy.

>>11404455
idk about that. Normally anus should squeeze and resist penetration, not relax. And he prepared me like it's gonna hurt a bit, so I have to take a deep breath etc. And of course, not only it didn't hurt, but it actually felt good which was kinda embarrassing. And like seriously, with my experience I could just gaped my ass for him if he asked.

>>11404447
dude, looking at butts is his job, he probably sees more buttsluts than you think, and yours was probably not even close to the worst he sees, his job is to check for issues not judge.

would this be a good dildo to get a prostate orgasm ? tip is 6,1cm (2.4"), bit less then a knot i can take
or would a smooth shaft be beter ?

>>11404430
Coward

>>11404512
Trash

>try to ride a dildo using a book to keep the suction in place
>its a 50/50 on if it falls or not
it felt great but damn if it wasnt annoying

>>11404556
Book suction is hit or miss, I've seen people use plates but I'm always worried about my ass cracking the plate lol

>>11404556
>>11404558
thick lasanga baking tray. METAL.

So I recently got a major work accident and will most likely have whats left of my left hand amputated in the coming days. Is anal masturbation over for me? Anyone here with a similar issue? I wont be able to dress cute and feel cute while doing it thats for sure

>>11404635
time 4 stub fuck
make the niche subset of amputee/crossdressing fetishists happy

>>11404635
humans are known for their creativity. im sure youll find a way.
sorry about your hand though.

>>11404447
Lol, i had my family doctor do a prostate check on me years ago during an unrelated checkup (wasn't expecting it).
Barely felt it going in. I wish she'd used a second finger.

>>11404635
Why do you need 2 hands to fuck yourself with a dildo, let alone a fucking machine?

Wait, which hand do you guys use to finger ur butthol?
>>11404635
Sorry about your hand Anon

>>11404635
Forget about all that and become a cyborg.

>>11404704
I'm right-handed, so I use my left hand on my butt while I use my right hand to hold my phone.

>>11404668
>>11404704
So I used my left hand to lube myself and my toy and finger myself and my right hand to keep myself steady, hold my lube bottle, browse my porn, use my phone etc. without my left hand I will have to figured lubing out. Probaby will keep my lube in a bowl and dip my stuff in it or something. Thanks for the kind words

>>11404704
I'm right handed but I handle all clean stuff with my left hand and all dirty stuff with my right hand. How do right-handed people even finger themselves with their left wtf

>>11404704
I'm right-handed, and I use the right for manipulating things (phone, fuck machine controls, lube bottle, etc) and the left for fingering.
>>11404778
Years of having my right hand on the mouse and my left hand on my dick mean that masturbating with the left just feels more natural in general.

>>11404778
I'm right but certain tasks belong to my left hand. Like opening bottles or jars, and jerking off or fingering my butt. Don't know why.

>>11404765
Sorry. I fuck dildos straddling the bathtub so i was just confused really.

What are your favourite dildos for fuck machines? Especially vac u lock ones? Also anons I have a dilemma, I have some very big toys that I’m working up towards but they might be a bit too big, I don’t think I have anything inbetween that can help me get there. I have a large Juniper from Weredog and a Maremaker 85 from Topped toys. I was training myself with my medium asmodeus from twisted beast but it’s so long and goes so deep prepping for it to get even close to the right thickness takes aaaages, I have some other plugs and toys I can take pretty easily now like a weredog medium gage and a Jeff Stryker from Doc Johnson but they’re still kinda small compared to my big boys…. I can get the very tip of the Juniper inside me but its a big challenge

>>11404635
Fuck machine needs no hands

>>11404947
I like my hilt75

Dildo Attempt #1
Motherfucker won't slide in, suction cup keeps sliding off, came from just the prodding this is bullshit.

>>11405045
Despite being the focal point of this general, the truth is that the Prostate is overrated.
Playing with areas such as your nipples, perineum, and/or the entrance of the anus is at least as stimulating.
Also, penetration is not mandatory to stimulate the prostate. The inner muscles around it are perfectly capable to massage it without the help of a toy.

#1.5
Got a bit in, felt some pain and stopped. Bled a little.
>>11405055
I was promised prostate bumping ahegaos like my vietnamese cartoons and I'm not stopping until that's achieved. I already bought the dildo, it's all sunk-cost fallacy downhill from here.

>>11403528
>Do they like controlling other machines? I'd let them control mine
On xtoys, girls, especially domms, are the ones who control my machine most.
They like how much I leak. That night I had 2 controllers over 3 hours, leaked for an hour an a half, 15+ prostate orgasms. I also had a full body orgasm, but riding my dildo on the wall.

I'm going to start posting dildo / technique combinations for prostate and full body orgasms.

I'll start here:
Medium size, medium firmness BD Crackers.

Riding wall, curve towards prostate, prostate orgasm. Tip, buck hips into dildo, keep anus relaxed as knot passes in our.

Riding wall, curve away from prostate, dildo has tendency to distend, prostate and FBO.

Riding platform on floor, curve either way, prostate and FBO, again tendency to distend.

>>11405045
Some dildos (SPT) are smooth and tricky to suction - push/pull it until suction cup spreads instead of grabbing.

Make sure both surfaces are dry and clean. Refrigerators work well, walls depends on flatness, smoothness. Make sure to be careful about paints softened by water/lube.

>>11404635
Collect worker's comp and collect disability and use that money to pay prostitutes to mess with your ass for you.

>>11404556
I'm like a week away from just buying one of those dildo harnesses that are essentially a piece of tarp with a hole in the middle that has a buckles that I can just anchor it to something waterproof and heavy.

>>11404447
Just hope he thinks you take huge shits.

I realize there's better places to ask about this, like at a doctor, but I figured I'd see if someone has an idea of what's going on with my butt before I embarrass myself.

I used to shove things up my ass regularly. One of my favorite things to do. Eventually started getting bigger until I could take a Gape Keeper 150 up my ass pretty much whenever I felt like it. Anyway, one day I felt an unpleasant feeling in my asshole, not painful but pretty uncomfortable and 'mood ruining'. It's hard to pinpoint exactly where, but it's in past my sphincter. Not *horribly* unusual, so I let it slide for a couple of days. Tried again, had the same feeling. A week, same feeling. Month, same feeling. It's been a year since I regularly shoved things in there, and I decided to try it again (much smaller toys now, unfortunately), and the same fucking feeling is there along with a reminder of how much I loved doing this stuff. I've also had hemorrhoids for longer than I've been putting things in there, but they've never hurt, bled, or got in the way other than feeling kinda gross when I touch them. I don't feel anything when I'm not putting things in there. Does anyone have any ideas what's going on with my ass, or should I just go to a doctor already?

>>11405190
Doctor. Now.

>>11405190
It could just be that you noticed a weird feeling one time and that thought is in your head, so you notice feelings in your ass more than you normally would. Similar to how you dont notice how your clothes feel on your skin unless you suddenly think about it. That being said, it's better to be safe, so if you are concerned, go to a doctor and just tell them you've been feeling a weird uncomfortable feeling in your rectum or whatever.

>>11405263
Good idea anon, convince them it's nothing so they die from cancer

>>11405310
Did you finish reading what I wrote, retard?

>>11405241
Yeah, after posting I realized that I should really just go to the doctor. Hopefully I get a better answer than "don't put 5 inch wide things up your ass anymore".

>>11405263
I've had unpleasant experiences in the many years I've been doing this, none of them stuck past a couple of days. This isn't like that.

>horny ordered a medium chance to violate my sigmoid before my health insurance bill does
yippie

Hey, which of these would be a good option for hitting the spot? i heard that you want a pronounced head and these are the 3 i liked the most.

>>11405068
Stop being so poor you fucking loser

>>11405440
no u

>>11399813 (OP)
>How did you become interested in anal?
Well, never wrote this out for anyone before but here goes nothing I guess.

I was a very horny teenager, read a lot of erotica stories on the computer. Some of them talked about anal, and how good it felt. Got me curious. Too young yet to have a job, buying a dildo was out of the question. Had to be creative.
My father was a cop, and the toybox at home for me and my brothers growing up was stuffed with old police gear among other things. This included an old pair of riot batons, 1.5 inches diameter and about 3 feet long, with a nice rounded tip. They were well used, dented and scratched from cracking more than a few skulls but I picked out the least damaged of the two. Then found a tub of Vaseline in the laundry room and took that too. On the infrequent occasions my parents left me alone, I'd go to the upstairs bathroom next to my room and learn to buttfuck myself with that baton. It was strange, at times painful when i didn't learn to go slowly enough but the stretching felt incredible. Before long I learned to take it easily enough. I had some nylon syringes from a hospital stay a few years prior and used those to clean myself out and to inject vaseline up my bussy. It worked pretty well. There were a few close calls where I had to run out of the bathroom with the baton bundled in a hoodie when my parents came home unexpectedly. Later on while cleaning out my closet, I found a large test tube style container made of smooth sturdy transparent plastic, had once housed an electronics kit from the science museum. It was 2 inches in diameter and about 6 inches long, with a rounded top and a base that ended in a wide flange where a lid would have been screwed on. It was perfect. I needed to do a lot of warm up with the baton but I got to be able to take the test tube regularly, the stretching felt amazing.

>>11405490
Continued on a regular basis throughout high school, would often go home and buttfuck myself after a disappointing date with one of my girlfriends that went nowhere or got stood up.

When I got into college I started growing my hair out, eventually got as long as my belt. Also got a part time job, which meant I had money to buy things. I slowly started to amass a dildo collection, I think I have about 15 by this point. Some knotted, some horsecock, some dolphin, some inflating, some human. Some buttplugs for good measure, along with an Njoy wand. I got to quickly become a complete buttslut, and within 5 months went from struggling to take a 1.5" diameter knot to being able to fit a 3" diameter knot in my ass. I loved that amazing feeling of being stretched full, and feeling the knot press against my prostate. I had a knotted dildo that took a bullet vibe in the base, the feeling was out of this world. An obsession with cumming handsfree started, and although I had some shaking full body orgasms from the knots and managed to make myself leak precum from fucking the horsecock, I never managed to come handsfree. Despite hours with the Njoy wand.

After college I moved to the other side of the country, and got a pair of Aneros massagers. One had a vibrator in the base with multiple pulsing patterns. Late one night while feeling horny, I stuck the Aneros in me, turned on the vibration and sat down at the computer to watch some PMVs. before long, I started to feel really flushed and horny, and started grinding back and forth in my seat against the Aneros to the beat of the music. After about 10 minutes, I could feel the buildup and I experienced the first handsfree prostate orgasm of my life. This then became a near daily thing for months.

I'm now getting ready to buy my first Hismith at the end of the month if my budget allows. I'm hoping it wont disappoint.

Fuuuck that last session was so intense
It's been out of me for like 10 minutes now and I'm still feeling it

>>11405434
Knotted dildos are great for a more relaxed session with less thrusting and more just leaving it in. I like rubbing and pressing on the base with my fingertips.

>>11404947
Don’t have a machine but I really like WanderingBard’s shadow demon for warmup (mines a small/soft); not too long but fairly thick and a good tip for inserting easily.

>>11405045
Most suction cups built into dildos are total garbage, I made the same mistake early on. Get some double sided silicone suction cups (got mine from lustarts but others make them too). You can stick a small one to the inside of your shitty built-in suction cup, and it’ll work 1000x better. Most of the time I stick mine to textured drywall and have zero problem whatsoever.

found this unique toy, middle part trusts in and out pushing the sides open, would this be any good ?

>>11405434
Get the hilt from topped toys

>>11405593
garbage

>>11405677
then what do you suggest ?

>>11405747
????? suggest for what? Just anal? Get a dildo you dumb fuck

>>11405747
Horsecock

>>11405829
this

>>11401683
vaginas are boring, anon

>>11405868
vaginas are great, but getting my ass fucked hard feels even better

>>11405873
True!
Vaginas are great, but getting my ass ravaged feels even better and way more intense

>>11405873
>>11405881
So just tell your gf to peg you????

>>11404635
damn dude, sorry about your hand, but also - show pics! How did it happen?

>>11399813 (OP)
>How did you become interested in anal?
femdom, crossdressing, and chastity hentai were big influences

>>11405804
>>11405829
strong agree

INJURED MYSELF TODAY. NOTHING SERIOUS BUT I NEED A CANE TO WALK. HURT MY ANKLE. no anal for the next few days. hopefully the abstinence improves my next session. hoping for friday or saturday.

Dildo attempt #2.5
Got it about 4 inches in and came hands free.

Never give up your dreams /d/!

>>11405913
I won't show pics and kill everyone's boners, some retarded faggot crushed my hand at work by complete fucking negligence and it then somehow got infected even with antibiotics and i'm having the worst time of my life, I still feel my fingers and they're not even there anymore

>>11404635
IDK what to say, but you have my condolences for your accident, that really really sucks
I hope you get well, Anon

>>11406108
Hope you sue them a new one Anon.

Any anons have experience with electric butt-plugs?

>>11406219
>>11406219
>>11406219
FRESH SPOoOoOoOKY BREAD!!

>>11405888
Girls don't fuck as good as a hung black man tho

>>11404512
>dutch
this reminds me that I should consider finding other nearby butt sluts for some group play

>>11403389
yeah, I'm super jealous

>>11401555
Living in Europe too and I just bought a lube shooter

>>11399839
for me it happened with well-regarded lube that contained glycerin, I switched to coconut oil but that was too grippy, silicone a bit too and also a mess, then finally went balls deep and got xlube and found my match

>>11406561
Enjoy AIDS retard