Post neat stuff from your local craigslist free section.

>>2892240 (OP)
>low-buck-garage enters room

>>2892240 (OP)
Somebody was selling crack/fent on Craigslist in my neighbourhood until a mom reported the page to the police, what a bitch.

>NO TIRE KICKERS
>I KNOW WHAT I GOT

Only $1. Could probably jew him down some though on account of it's terrible condition.

https://cosprings.craigslist.org/hvo/d/fountain-combination-ball-washer-urinal/7816338208.html

>>2892914
There's a guy on my local CL who parts out and repairs lawnmowers and has about 75% of that category filled with his ads...nearly all of them contain some version of this boilerplate-
>No questions! Read the ad! Everything I can tell you about it is listed in this ad! I am not answering any questions!

Here's another opener-
>Read the ad!!! Make an offer! If I think you're offer is stupid, I will just tell you that you're stupid! Thanks.

>>2892936
Send him at least one question or low offer for each of those ads that you see.

>>2893023
BASED

>>2892915
listed in heavy equipment

>>2892915
Thanks for the laugh.

>>2892936
reasonable
>>2893023
moron

>>2892240 (OP)
I got an air fryer off kijiji a month back. Just needed some washing and oven cleaner. I wanted one to replace my broken conventional oven but still haven't used it yet. Also why did no one ever say these things are fucking loud.

Surely this could be restored to decent condition with just a small investment

>>2894954
>Surely this could be restored to decent condition with just a small investment
>small investment
Lol. LMAO even!

>>2894954
>B ring
>O ut
>A nother
>T housand

>>2894954
you can turn it into a whatever-cave in your backyard

>>2892904

oh.. boohoo for you. cry somewhere else crackhead

>>2892915
Even on a blue board, never trust a link on 4chan
At least it's on topic

>>2894958
Wanna know how to make a small fortune in boating? Start with a large fortune.

>>2893867
>Also why did no one ever say these things are fucking loud.
we constantly tell you they're retarded
you failed to ask whyx228

>>2894954
How would you even get that onto a trailer?

>>2895192
skill issue

>>2895192
Tilt trailer with rollers + winch

>>2895192
This nigga doesn't have their HGV licence.

>>2894954

couldn’t you just convert into into a cuckshed and make a monetized youtube video about how you turned an old boat into a “tiny home”? That’s what I’d do.

>>2895021
A wasp cave. Thats what it will become.

yeah i mean he clearly says he is an adult but then goes on to act like a child in the whole thread

>>2894954
>Hello, my name's Leo and I've bought this wooden boat for the price of one dollar

>>2895192
agricultural manipulators are great for this. I've moved a lathe, a mill, a CNC mill and a large piano with one. imho even cooler than forklifts.

>>2895197
The Alumaweld manufacturing is done a few miles from me.

>>2894961
Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport

>>2894961
B fix
O it
A gain
T ony

>>2898779
That's FIAT, Dale

>>2898784
No it’s FORD

>>2898847
Pretty sure it's PONTIAC

>>2898737
You mean a tellyhandler?

>>2892240 (OP)
had a power outage at the beginning of the week and fucked up with the generator trying to backfeed the house through an isolation transformer with put one phase of 120v onto the house neutral. it was dark and pouring rain and i was lazy and didnt want move the genset so just connected it i side my shop which was a costly mistake. fried 1/4 of the electronics in the house in 10 seconds
thought the fridge was fine but noticed everything thawed 2 days later. cooked the frequency drive on the compressor
its total bullshit a refrigerator compressor has a fucking vfd on it when theyve worked fine for a hundred years with single speed motors. i digress
picel was free on zuckbergplace a mile away so went and got it. pigs that had it let it get disgusting inside. scrubbed the fuck out of it. i swear people would sooner spend $2k than spend 2hrs cleaning their fridge
needed to reverse the door with took some grinder and hammer action on the asymmetric hinges but got it mostly ok. only the plastic vanity pieces dont swap
brought it in. supposedly it worked but of course the control pad is dead. it cools but something is wrong with getting cold air up into the fridge compartment. $130 for a led control. $20x2 for circulation fans and well see
nothings free

>>2898856
P oor
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T hinks
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>>2898779
i mean those shitty WM Doll fingers really easily snap so they might not be lying. Would only buy if owner is actually female

>>2898779
Bro there is an untapped market here. Get a hot girl to grind on a real doll for her only fans and then sell it for a huge markup. Buying one for yourself is kind of pathetic but if you see hot girls using it suddenly it's ok!

>>2900544
That's Chyrsler.

>>2895192
hail intergalactic spacefaring aliens and pray they'll help you hitch boat properly instead of taking you-err, their- new space boat and use you for extracurricular experimentations.

Or dig a hole under the boat and just slide the trailer in the hole.

You could try to summon torrential rainstorms with a well choreographed dance in hopes of 'rising tides float all boats' holds true.

Repurpose the boat into a street-quasi-legal-vehicle, turn 360 degrees and drive away.

Maybe add a couple temp reinforcebeams and use the barn's vaulted ceiling as a crane.

idk, it's a nice boat that I sure wouldn't mind taking in and making use of, but the price tag is a bit steep.

>>2892240 (OP)
Managed to score a busted up arcade cabinet for free. No CRT/controls, but the board was still in it (Arkanoid). Probably will see if I can put together the missing pieces or adapters and get it working again.
The brother of the guy apparently got it from the same site, intending to fix it at some point, but moved out before doing it. And so the cycle continues.

Free bees!

>>2893867
>why did no one ever say these things are fucking loud
Ninja air fryers are fucked like that. I had one of their wide models and returned it because my dogs just cried nonstop while it was running. $60 Black & Decker from Walmart is the best I found, and I tried a few up-market ones.

>>2902397
swarm balls are usually grabbed in 20 minutes or less here. its $125-150 to order a queen

>>2898584
Don’t talk shit about Leo.

>>2902751
/g/ goes crazy for stuff like this

>>2900487
It's a zoomboom

>>2902752
Man I would take that in a heartbeat. We have a ravine here where people dump garbage and no one seems to care. I haven't seen a boat in it yet but there's a first time for everything

>>2902760
the boat may attract unwanted folks to the holler thatll laugh and talk loudly while consuming malt beverages
youre playing with the foundation of civil war
tread lightly

>>2902801
Lol are you the county road anon with the party trashcan in front of his house?

>>2902752
I drug home a free sailboat/trailer combo a few years back. Got a bunch of good stainless cable and some hardware off the boat. A shit ton of lead from the keel, and then shoved the rest of the boat into a hole I dug and burned it. Kept the steel from the trailer and the trailer axle.

>>2902947
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read on the Internet.
Some fucking cable and lead? That's it?
You dug a fuck huge hole and poisoned the land to get fucking cable?
Kill yourself

>>2903458
I kept the mast and some railings and hardware too...

Youmadbro?

Who wants to go halvies with me on this?

>>2902947
What what are you doing with those items?

>>2898779
AI fingers

>>2905418
>What what are you doing with those items?
I melted the lead down into ingots and have it hoarded away. Have used some of the stainless steel cable for projects. Still have some left for when I do need it. I know I used the channel iron boat trailer frame for something, but can't recall what exactly.

>>2905606
Sounds like busywork.

>>2905608
>Sounds like busywork.
I like melting lead. It's fun. I melted down a ton of wheel weights and battery cable ends the other night. A man's gotta have hobbies ya know.

>>2905611
>I got irreparable drain bamage but at least I saved $45 on fishing weights and hard cast bullets

>>2905611
>just melting and hoarding lead, ain't no thang

>>2905618
>>I got irreparable drain bamage but at least I saved $45 on fishing weights and hard cast bullets

You're right I should just waste my life away playing (insert newest/greatest game here) on my (insert game platform of choice here).

Opinion discarded.

I got part of a pallet stacker yesterday. Its totaled by the pump and cylinder are still good.

>>2905763
Nice score! What about it is totalled? Always thought having one of those in the shop to lift heavy stuff up on shelves would be nice.

>>2905767
>What about it is totalled
They saw cut one of the legs and where the casters go. I might be able to adapt it to a skid and then move that around with a pallet jack.

>>2905763
>>2905773
Melt it down into ingots

>>2902755
Nah, only certain models. The one in the main pic is worthless garbage. The second thumbnail from the left might be a decent flatscreen. If you can find a working Trinitron, you can get a couple hundred dollars for it easily.

>>2903556
The paint used on the underwater portions of boats is filled with lead and heavy metals to deter marine life from growing on it. You just poisoned your land, retard.

>>2906602
Oh no! Maybe the tires i threw on the fire to get it cooking real hot to get a complete burn helped reduce the Iead and other heavy metals in my trash pile... You're welcome for not sending all that nasty shit to the landfill so baby eagles and sea turtles won't get poisoned by it...

>>2906283
Apparently there's a shortage of CRTs in general, all are valuable.

I dont know what I would do with them but I could have a warehouse full of pianos by now looking at cities free section.

>>2905327
where at

Urn youself a living.

>>2906781
Do you have a truck? All those pianos belong to people who are desperate to get rid of them. Message & offer to haul them off for $200. Pull the keys and sell those on Etsy.

>>2907335
>Do you have a truck? All those pianos belong to people who are desperate to get rid of them. Message & offer to haul them off for $200. Pull the keys and sell those on Etsy.
Good idea! I could dig a hole and burn the rest of the piano Maybe scrap the strings and cast iron frame...

>>2907251
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SwhEgmBmh4g

>>2902801
>youre playing with the foundation of civil war
what does that mean

>>2902755
do they i've never noticed
old beige crt computers maybe and crt high end monitors

>>2898779
>female owner
what did she do with it

>>2895021
>>2896979
>>2894954
i'd just chuck it into (shallow) water at the river make it a houseboat

>>2907448
They are constantly making threads about the superiority of CRTs because some retro gamers on YT have made them popular again. So a lot of anons have been chasing them down. As long as the thing works I'm sure you can get it sold.

>>2907450
>she

>>2902751
rescue all of them please
you can resell each for at least $50 these days

how come every schmuck in america has spindle chairs are they worth nothing

>>2907687
>how come every schmuck in america has spindle chairs are they worth nothing
They are cheap and solid chairs. Nothing wrong with them.

>>2900538
So, the fridge isn't fine?

>>2907715
as cheap as ikea?

>>2907739
Probably not when purchased new anymore. 15-20 years ago you could get them from oak express for like 40-50 per chair for the most basic ones.

If you buy them from someone selling theirs off then yeah you can probably pick them up cheaper than an ikea chair. They are probably way better built than any ikea shit too, not 100% sure on that as I have never been to an Ikea or seen any of their chairs in person.

>>2906775
>shortage
No, obviously there's fewer and fewer of them around and in working condition but the majority are trash and the fact that they're disappearing is not a "shortage". Most of them only a retarded collector or a hoarder would be interested in at all.

>>2892240 (OP)
TOO MANY PEOPLE USING MARKETPLACE!
CAN'T FIND SHIT ON OTHER SITES!

>>2907744
Do you get your jollies out of having superfluous arguments?
>Most of them only a retarded collector or a hoarder would be interested in at all.
Exactly anon. That's the whole fucking point. Sell something that's in demand and profit. No one gives a shit about what the **exact reason is. See >>2907453

>>2907776
My point is that /g/ wants CRTs not for a boomer collection but for their performance, and those shitty TVs are therefore useless

So, so many free pianos on FB marketplace

Is there anything I could do with them at all?

>>2909613
do an "art" and dump about forty of them in an inconvenient public place overnight

>>2907794
The demand for them comes from their latency, which is inherent to the technology even if it's a piece of junk. They have 0 input lag, and gay nerds on the internet (mostly SSBM players) decided that this fact alone outweighs any potential downsides of using a piece of shit TV from the 80s.

>>2909613
>So, so many free pianos on FB marketplace
>Is there anything I could do with them at all?
Piano bonfire.

>>2909647
>0 input lag
How retarded can you be? They do not have 0 input lag, they display their picture progressively in scanlines so it does not happen instantly. They also do not have infinite refresh rate either.
What they do have is near-instant pixel response times. Nowadays, OLED has that too. The other thing they have is fast pixel decay, which is basically built-in strobing to eliminate any chance of motion blur, at the cost of visible flickering at low refresh rates. This is something modern LCDs have replicated (at much higher refresh rates) but obviously with imperfect pixel response times, and I don't know if there are any OLEDs that come with this yet.
But the advantages of a CRT are much less than they used to be even 5-10 years ago when LCDs were all much shitter and OLEDs were much more expensive and shitter, and a crappy CRT TV with mediocre resolution and mediocre refresh rate will not be worth anything to anyone.

>>2909681
I'm not saying it makes any sense. I'm saying this is why gay nerds buy this shit. Somewhere out there an autistic retard thinks he can feel the 1ms response time of an LCD display and will spend hours attempting to fix a broken CRT he found to get rid of it. Yes, it's retarded. Retards exist.

>>2909613
>Is there anything I could do with them at all?
/diy/ a series of symphonies

>>2909704
>the 1ms response time of an LCD display
Almost no normal LCDs have actual 1ms response times, except maybe the best and highest end TN panels. OLEDs do, I suppose, but people who buy OLED are very much not the same people who buy CRTs.

>>2909647
There are other reasons for even older systems. You generally can't hook up systems from the 70s through the 90s to newer TVs without converters. They don't support the absurdly low resolutions those systems use nor their ancient connectors. This is even worse with old computers. Many of them used custom connectors that were only available on specific monitors produced by the OEM.

The funniness of CRTs also helps older systems look better. Especially older 16-bit and 32-bit consoles and computers (Genesis, Amiga, Atari ST). They expected the fuzziness and used dithering to simulate additional colors. The Genesis could only output 61 colors on screen simultaneously, for example. Picture related. This technique was used right up to the PlayStation as a kind of analog anti-aliasing.

>>2909681
>>2909727
Are you fucking retarded? And I mean actually, truly retarded? Multiple people ITT are explaining to you why dummies on /g/ want to give you money for garbage and you're arguing against it. Just take the fucking money.

>>2909681
>They do not have 0 input lag, they display their picture progressively in scanlines so it does not happen instantly

Not what that means. On a CRT, the scanning is controlled directly by the signal from the console. While, obviously, the frame takes time to draw, it follows the (analog) input signal as it gets it. That is to say, between the output of the console and the screen itself, there is effectively no delay. An LCD has to sample, convert, process, and then draw the signal, all of which takes some time.

This used to be a genuine problem, with shitty TVs having delays of potentially 2-3 frames between the console outputting a frame and the screen actually showing it. The worst ones could have 100ms+ of delay, which was jarring even in relatively slow, single-player games. I would know: I played on a few of them.

Either way, this is far less of a problem than it used to be. Most TVs now will do <10ms on game/low-latency mode, around half that if they can do 120hz. The fastest gaming monitors reach under 2ms. It's not really worth dealing with a CRT these days, even if you are giga-autist in the FGC. The only reasons you'd be looking to buy one are that you're a collector/preservationist or have been bamboozled into thinking they're still worth it by some nerd on YouTube.

>>2909739
This is all quite interesting stuff. I'm in no way shape or form a true gamer, but I do know many years back (at least 15 years ago) I hooked up a NES to a modern for the time lcd television and could not get duck hunt to work at all. Did they ever fix that shit with the newer tvs?

>>2909740
I've heard two different explanations for that and I don't know how true either of them is.

NES light gun games work by turning the whole screen black for a frame and only making the targets white. They do this multiple times if there is more than one target on the screen at once.

The first explanation was that newer TVs have a delay that throws the timing off and breaks the functionality.

The other explanation was that there are no true blacks on modern TVs because the backlight washes them out. This triggers the NESs anti-cheating mechanism for light gun games so you can't just rack up your score pointing the gun at a lamp or something.

>>2902752
>heavy duty

>>2909744
>The first explanation was that newer TVs have a delay that throws the timing off and breaks the functionality.

This is the correct one. The light gun was little more than a photosensor (I think just a CDS photoresistor) with a very limited FoV. When you pulled the trigger, the screen blacked out for one frame, and then drew a white box in place of the target. If there was more than one target, it would go through multiple white boxes, one for each, in sequence.

But that's why it didn't work well or at all on early LCDs (or even modern ones with game mode off). That box was only drawn for a single frame, and the system knew (or thought it knew) very accurately WHEN that box should appear. It doesn't work if it shows up a full frame or more later than expected, since the game had long since already decided that you missed.

>The other explanation was that there are no true blacks on modern TVs because the backlight washes them out.

Doesn't check out. Even the shittiest of LCDs would have a contrast of 300:1 or more. That's way more than needed to distinguish light from dark. Additionally (this is a bit of speculation) I assume the main reason the console throws a completely black frame before doing the white box checks is to get an idea of what "dark" should look like to the photosensor in the gun. Without this calibration, it would be very difficult to get the whole thing working reliably with different TVs in varying light conditions. That's why you can't just point it at something bright and have it think you hit the target; it's not looking for absolute brightness, it's looking for RELATIVE brightness. It's not anti-cheat, it's simply how the thing had to be designed in order to work properly.

>>2909732
I am literally from /g/ and I am telling you that the clickbait articles you've read are wrong you retard. Multiple people ITT that never go on /g/ are trying to explain to me what /g/ wants based on shitty sensationalist journos and reddit memes.

>>2909739
Well that is even more irrelevant, because good LCDs nowadays have pre-processing delay in the range of 1-3ms usually. Obviously ancient and low-end LCD were shittier but nowadays that's not an issue on any kind of monitor that isn't an office tier budget one.
It's also not why CRTs are valued: that anon was specifically talking about CRTs, and the reason they are valued by e.g. smash players was specifically due to the fantastic pixel response times and the zero motion blur due to the innate strobing.

>>2909771
>the reason they are valued by e.g. smash players was specifically due to the fantastic pixel response times and the zero motion blur due to the innate strobing.

IDK about that. I was pretty into Smash back in the bad old days of Brawl (arguably when "muh CRT superior" hit peak on the Melee scene), and I don't recall much of anyone giving a shit about the picture quality beyond it being a perk on the side. It was just input lag, input lag, input lag, every time it got mentioned.

The visual quirks of the CRT were of much more interest to the retro gamers than any of the FGC turbovirgins.

>>2909767
>It's not anti-cheat, it's simply how the thing had to be designed in order to work properly.
Nintendo made the light gun Magnavox used for the Odyssey gun game and it had the exact problem of letting you point the gun at a lamp and score points. The Zapper's system was a choice they made specifically to address the issue using that tech available at the time.

Sega used a slightly different method for their similar Light Phaser for the Master System. It actually looked for the beam as the CRT drew the picture and used that to get an XY coordinate of where the gun was pointing.

Atari's light gun was a bad joke. It leveraged the light pen feature that was built into Atari's platforms back in the day and it was a cheap kludge. It was very inaccurate on the horizontal axis.

>>2909794
Shit, forgot the photo of Nintendo's old light gun game and the gun they built for Magnavox.

>>2909744
> This triggers the NESs anti-cheating mechanism for light gun games so you can't just rack up your score pointing the gun at a lamp or something.
The first part of your post is true but NES gun has never had this kind of anti cheat. You actually can rack up score with a light bulb, you could point it at a bright part of the screen to and always score, it was done a lot

>>2909800
This.
>try to play duck hunt the proper way and get fuct
>go to friend's house and they're pointing the gun at a lamp or the nearest bright light whenever they think they can't make a shot
I'm sure many of us walked into this situation

>>2909613
I'd start with something simple like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", then work your way up to Beethoven.

>>2909967
I was thinking more like reclaiming the wood for projects

>>2909988
>the virgin palletfag
>the chad pianofag

>>2900538
Love when schizos just blurt out their problem then disappear entirely. It's this eccentric mentality that drives /diy/ and keeps me coming back for more Kevin and Bepis shitposts.

It wouldn't do for me to be Superman, I would hoard so so much shit

https://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/boa/d/freehold-free-project-boat-and-trailer/7841870362.html

>>2911885
Looks like a good boat to take home and disassemble and then burn. Free trailer!

>>2909988
What's so special about piano wood to warrant that labor?

>>2911930
>What's so special about piano wood to warrant that labor?

I would assume that pianos are made from higher quality wood than pallets, but I'm no pianist...

>>2894954
a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into

>>2909988
that would be a sin

>>2911934
Still not an answer

>>2911930
It's finished, higher quality wood and not full of ridiculous amounts of cheap Chinese treatment chemicals

>>2911934
Obviously you're not a golfer xD

>>2894954
Just bog any leaks with marine sealant and cut a coupla holes in the side for oars.
Simple as

>>2907251
Homeless people could make igloos with the boxes

>>2902750
ngl that is some fucking fire material to pick up for nothing

>>2892904
Niggers like you need to be put to death

>>2900554
>actually female
Obviously it's a tranny.

Real close by... Already have a pool table though.

>>2894954
I knew some Mexicans who got a free fucked up boat like that. They put it in their front yard, stabilized it, then let anyone go crazy on it with spray paint. Now they use it as a hangout spot to play cards, or sometimes small mariachi bands or whatever will use it as a stage for house parties

>>2912762
BASED

>>2912013
So what will you do with it?

>>2912762
You live in the ghetto

>>2905418
thats great for an amphibious vehicle

We eating good tonight!

>>2915795
The gas station here sells wings out of a little hot bar and they keep all the condiment packets on the counter in front of the food. I always snag all the bbq and ranch even if I'm not getting wings

I want this so bad but don't have the space or time to fuck with it

What could I do with these? If late at night, I were to pop the lids off and dump them on my asshole neighbor's driveway, how much of a pain would that cause them?

If I shake them up, then shoot at them, do they explode?

>>2917641
I can't answer either question, but I emptying them on someone's lawn/driveway would be devastating lmao

>>2917641
about as much damage as dumping 400l of unkown chemical on a lawn could do
this wont make foam because it clearly says its the b side. you need the a side and to mix it to make foam

>>2917787
Depending on the cost of side A, 600l of potential expanding foam might still be perfect

>>2918005

Two 55 gallon drums of A foam poured out over a puddle of two 55 gallon drums of B foam sounds really funny to watch. What if you did it in a busy intersection?

>>2919731
>>2918005
>>2917692

Basically this but 11 times the mess:

https://youtu.be/6tZtvRayeB8

What would be some creative ideas for dumping a combined 220 gallons of expansion foam?

Hmmm, not sure why I want this D:

>>2920025
put it in your wardrobe and laundry

>>2920025
What would happen if I dumped these on my asshole neighbours driveway?

>>2914041
>it does not float

>>2920025
Unroll it anywhere. Tell everyone it's your turf

>>2909613
You could play them you fucking retard. But aside from that, piano wire is suitable for making springs if that interests you, but picking up a piano for the explicit purpose of taking the strings out for theoretically using the wire later to make springs doesn't sound worth it.

Kinda want him. Poor cock is just too big.

>>2921005
heh

>>2922923
This dude was somebody's dinner literally 30 minutes after this post was made.

I could get some free goats, neat

>don't want to pay for demo
>just take the house away pls
Cheeky. Wonder if there's anything worth salvaging from it though.

>>2924269
I guarantee you that an Arab or Mexican has already asked if he could butcher them on-site. I like meat, so I guess I'm being hypocritical, but something about someone trying to rehome a farm animal and it immediately getting killed is really sad.

>>2892240 (OP)

>>2909613
Most of them are probably free because some of the keys don't work.

>>2925341
I see people post free houses all the time, a friend of mine got one and had it moved to a lot he owned to setup as a rental, sure it was expensive to move but still cheaper than building a house

Any takers?

>>2907453
I like to "competitively" game sometimes, and I've been used to the fluidity of a TN panel for 10 years.

My goal was to find a multi-use new monitor to fulfill that need, + media/desktop use/casual gaming/creation.

Literally impossible if you also want something that'll last long without a scratch as OLEDs still require babysitting to last.

All that to say the fluidity of CRTs is very great for competitive gaming or people who have neanderthal eyes.

>>2926807

Pennsylvania anons maybe you can fix it

>>2927141
Chances are high it just needs the spark plug cleaned or maybe replaced

>>2927141
Best, clean the plug and add some oil. Worst, change/clean the carb and add some oil. Most generators have a spark interrupter that will not let it run without enough oil.