>>2922836 (OP)Make a YouTube channel
Get a pickup truck
Take the bed off
Make a flatbed for it
Mount the arm to the bed
Film yourself doing all this
Take a trip around the country promoting the "dick rip challenge"
If people let the machine jerk them off to completion they win $50k
If the machine rips their dicks off then nothing really happens
Film it all and out it on your YouTube channel.
I know the rules say no sex toys but this is more inline with a slot machine since it only pays out sometimes.